1 00:00:05,163 --> 00:00:07,290 Hey, Fez. 2 00:00:07,331 --> 00:00:11,252 Hey, girl holding Fez's hand who I've never seen before in my life. 3 00:00:13,044 --> 00:00:15,922 - Everyone, meet Hilary. My girlfriend. - Hi, guys. 4 00:00:17,173 --> 00:00:20,175 Is she really your girlfriend, Fez? 5 00:00:20,217 --> 00:00:22,653 Or did you just find her wandering from the scene of an accident 6 00:00:22,677 --> 00:00:25,345 and tell her she's your girlfriend? 7 00:00:25,387 --> 00:00:28,140 No, this one's legit. See, no scratches. 8 00:00:38,355 --> 00:00:40,357 Um, a little privacy, please? 9 00:00:41,901 --> 00:00:43,777 You want privacy? 10 00:00:43,819 --> 00:00:47,530 - You spy on me and Randy all the time. - Donna, I like to watch. 11 00:00:49,531 --> 00:00:55,120 I don't like being watched. That's just creepy. 12 00:00:55,162 --> 00:00:59,081 No, creepy is when you open the closet door and throw a shoe at me 13 00:00:59,123 --> 00:01:02,584 and tell me to get out of the way so you can get a better view of Donna. 14 00:01:05,044 --> 00:01:09,965 - Hey. Um, I'm looking for Samantha. - Who are you? 15 00:01:10,007 --> 00:01:11,883 I'm her husband. 16 00:01:13,592 --> 00:01:14,718 Sam! 17 00:01:16,804 --> 00:01:18,513 - Larry? - Samantha. 18 00:01:19,639 --> 00:01:22,017 Uh, this guy just said he is your husband 19 00:01:22,058 --> 00:01:25,351 which is a little off-putting because I'm your husband. 20 00:01:27,353 --> 00:01:29,063 I can explain this. 21 00:01:30,982 --> 00:01:32,859 You're both my husband. 22 00:01:34,693 --> 00:01:37,654 Wow, Hyde. I bet when you married a stripper 23 00:01:37,696 --> 00:01:40,363 this wasn't the kind of threesome you expected. 24 00:01:45,702 --> 00:01:47,370 ♪ Hanging out 25 00:01:49,330 --> 00:01:50,873 ♪ Down the street 26 00:01:52,958 --> 00:01:54,667 ♪ The same old thing 27 00:01:56,377 --> 00:01:58,379 ♪ We did last week 28 00:02:00,005 --> 00:02:03,050 ♪ Not a thing to do 29 00:02:04,008 --> 00:02:07,594 ♪ But talk to you 30 00:02:07,636 --> 00:02:09,428 ♪ We're all all right 31 00:02:09,470 --> 00:02:12,015 ♪ We're all all right ♪ 32 00:02:12,057 --> 00:02:14,099 Hello, Wisconsin! 33 00:02:23,066 --> 00:02:26,235 So when you and I got married, you were already married to another guy? 34 00:02:26,693 --> 00:02:27,903 Sort of. 35 00:02:29,112 --> 00:02:31,530 Sort of? There is no "sort of" in marriage. 36 00:02:31,572 --> 00:02:33,949 When you say, "I do," you mean, "I do want to marry you," 37 00:02:33,991 --> 00:02:36,743 not, "I do already have another husband!" 38 00:02:36,784 --> 00:02:39,411 Hey, everybody, Hyde's part of a boy-harem! 39 00:02:42,497 --> 00:02:47,168 Look, Hyde, Larry was a regular at the club and one day he asked me to marry him. 40 00:02:47,210 --> 00:02:49,188 He said he'd rent me an apartment and buy me a Camaro, 41 00:02:49,212 --> 00:02:52,672 what was I supposed to say? 42 00:02:52,714 --> 00:02:56,424 How about, "No, you creepy 80-year-old loser"? 43 00:02:57,927 --> 00:03:01,428 Hey, nobody talks to Larry Lennet like that. 44 00:03:01,470 --> 00:03:03,639 - Shut up, Larry. - I'm sorry, dear. 45 00:03:06,308 --> 00:03:09,311 Then I met you and I fell in love. 46 00:03:09,353 --> 00:03:12,605 I figured we'd just leave town and I'd never see him again. 47 00:03:12,646 --> 00:03:15,439 Luckily for me, you kept using my credit card, 48 00:03:17,192 --> 00:03:20,443 which expires in a month. I got you a new one in the car. 49 00:03:25,573 --> 00:03:30,869 So, if she was married to him before she married you, 50 00:03:32,121 --> 00:03:34,706 then you guys aren't even legally married, 51 00:03:34,748 --> 00:03:38,459 which means this is freaking hilarious! 52 00:03:46,048 --> 00:03:50,969 Red, I just heard some bad news, I ran over to tell you. 53 00:03:51,010 --> 00:03:53,888 Bob, you live next door, why are you panting? 54 00:03:55,264 --> 00:03:57,349 I was going against the wind. 55 00:03:59,643 --> 00:04:02,103 They're opening a Muffler Master right here in Point Place! 56 00:04:02,145 --> 00:04:04,772 - What? - Aw, jeez. 57 00:04:04,814 --> 00:04:08,108 My shop is barely scraping by as it is. 58 00:04:08,150 --> 00:04:10,443 Muffler Master isn't going to drive you out of town. 59 00:04:10,484 --> 00:04:12,069 They're a big chain. 60 00:04:12,111 --> 00:04:13,504 They're always throwing their weight around, 61 00:04:13,528 --> 00:04:16,030 crushing anything smaller than themselves. 62 00:04:16,072 --> 00:04:18,866 They're like Bob at a Cub Scout pancake breakfast. 63 00:04:21,743 --> 00:04:25,746 Well, they are just a faceless corporation. 64 00:04:25,788 --> 00:04:30,168 You have something they don't. A friendly smiling face behind the counter. 65 00:04:32,294 --> 00:04:34,504 When did you hire a new guy? 66 00:04:35,629 --> 00:04:37,214 This town needs to know 67 00:04:37,256 --> 00:04:40,301 that there is a friendly neighborhood muffler man they can go to. 68 00:04:40,343 --> 00:04:42,302 So you should have a sale. 69 00:04:42,344 --> 00:04:45,512 No, a sale-a-bration! 70 00:04:47,264 --> 00:04:51,684 I'll make muffins. You can give one away with each muffler. 71 00:04:51,725 --> 00:04:54,979 Just don't sell more than 12 mufflers 72 00:04:55,021 --> 00:04:57,772 because Jody Adelman still has my other tin. 73 00:05:04,236 --> 00:05:07,613 - See you later, alligator. - After a while, you big baboon. 74 00:05:11,741 --> 00:05:15,037 Unbelievable. God, Fez has Hilary, 75 00:05:15,078 --> 00:05:19,374 you have Randy, now Steven's wife has two husbands. 76 00:05:19,415 --> 00:05:23,543 Why am I alone and all you stupid, less attractive people are happy? 77 00:05:24,836 --> 00:05:26,962 Ugly people need love, too. 78 00:05:31,132 --> 00:05:32,800 Just like bitches. 79 00:05:38,305 --> 00:05:40,224 Okay, I need a boyfriend. 80 00:05:40,265 --> 00:05:42,493 But I don't want to end up with someone as stupid as Michael 81 00:05:42,517 --> 00:05:44,810 or someone as wrong for me as Steven. 82 00:05:46,102 --> 00:05:48,397 I know. I'm gonna write up a list. 83 00:05:48,438 --> 00:05:52,733 Write down everything I want in a man and then find the guy who matches up! 84 00:05:52,774 --> 00:05:55,319 I did that once. But with candy. 85 00:05:58,570 --> 00:06:01,198 Okay. What do I want in a guy? 86 00:06:01,240 --> 00:06:03,409 Ah, Olympic gold medalist, 87 00:06:05,411 --> 00:06:08,578 someone who doesn't talk to the help. 88 00:06:08,620 --> 00:06:10,580 Oh, doesn't look like Eric. 89 00:06:12,707 --> 00:06:15,293 Jackie, if you're serious about this list, 90 00:06:15,335 --> 00:06:18,921 maybe you should pick qualities that are a little more realistic? 91 00:06:18,962 --> 00:06:22,173 Ah, you're right. Yeah, you're right. 92 00:06:22,215 --> 00:06:24,092 No fatties, no baldies. 93 00:06:34,434 --> 00:06:36,227 What are you still doing here? 94 00:06:36,269 --> 00:06:37,953 I thought you'd be halfway to Vegas by now with your husband. 95 00:06:37,977 --> 00:06:39,645 You're my husband. 96 00:06:39,687 --> 00:06:42,689 No. I'm the guy you married 'cause you were bored. 97 00:06:42,731 --> 00:06:45,692 Next time, try tennis, you lunatic. 98 00:06:45,734 --> 00:06:48,528 Hey. That's our wife you're talking about. 99 00:06:49,862 --> 00:06:51,780 - Shut up, Larry. - I'm sorry. 100 00:06:53,574 --> 00:06:57,201 Hyde, for what it's worth, I don't love Larry. 101 00:06:57,243 --> 00:07:00,037 - I love you. - Oh. Great. 102 00:07:00,079 --> 00:07:02,956 You love me more than you love your grandfather. 103 00:07:02,997 --> 00:07:07,042 Well, I'll have you know I won't be going without a fight. 104 00:07:07,084 --> 00:07:09,378 - Shut up, Larry! - Without a fight it is. 105 00:07:19,719 --> 00:07:23,264 Oh, Red, I am sorry business is so slow. 106 00:07:23,306 --> 00:07:27,225 I blame myself. I used margarine instead of butter in the muffins. 107 00:07:28,101 --> 00:07:30,645 I ruined us to save 8 cents! 108 00:07:32,646 --> 00:07:34,898 Red, I told you, you should listen to me. 109 00:07:34,940 --> 00:07:37,317 I'm not renting a promotional monkey. 110 00:07:39,486 --> 00:07:44,030 No. No, Red, you should've turned this place into an adult bookstore. 111 00:07:46,074 --> 00:07:49,619 Those places are packed 24 hours a day. 112 00:07:49,660 --> 00:07:52,454 Sometimes you can't even get to the good stuff. 113 00:07:55,499 --> 00:07:59,209 Oh, oh, Red, a customer. Okay, now, you show him 114 00:07:59,251 --> 00:08:02,045 that you have the personal touch that Muffler Master doesn't. 115 00:08:02,087 --> 00:08:05,673 And if that doesn't work, tell him you have a fake leg. 116 00:08:05,714 --> 00:08:07,966 There is an orderly at the hospital who has a fake leg 117 00:08:08,008 --> 00:08:10,594 and he just gets whatever he wants. 118 00:08:13,220 --> 00:08:16,056 - Can I help you? - Yeah, I need a muffler. 119 00:08:16,098 --> 00:08:17,932 And I appreciate your business. 120 00:08:17,974 --> 00:08:22,479 I mean, sure, Muffler Master can give you half off, but here at Forman and Son, 121 00:08:22,520 --> 00:08:25,564 you get personalized home-town service with a smile. 122 00:08:25,606 --> 00:08:27,690 Half off? What am I doing here? 123 00:08:29,942 --> 00:08:32,902 Hey, what about my damn service with a smile? 124 00:08:35,864 --> 00:08:37,574 I have a fake leg! 125 00:08:39,408 --> 00:08:41,661 Okay, okay, stop everything! 126 00:08:41,743 --> 00:08:44,037 I've finished my "perfect man" list! 127 00:08:44,078 --> 00:08:48,332 And all the pieces of my life are falling into place. 128 00:08:48,374 --> 00:08:54,128 Oh, would you just shush and listen? Okay, first, he has to be a gentleman. 129 00:08:54,170 --> 00:08:57,507 Just like my Fezzie. He's always opening doors for me. 130 00:08:57,549 --> 00:09:02,052 Well, that way, I can walk in behind her and the view is better. 131 00:09:02,093 --> 00:09:06,096 Okay, my ideal guy has a great sense of humor. 132 00:09:06,138 --> 00:09:07,930 Oh, that's like Fez, too! 133 00:09:07,972 --> 00:09:10,201 Just this morning, he told me the funniest knock-knock joke. 134 00:09:10,225 --> 00:09:12,519 I'd tell it, but I don't want to get us off-track 135 00:09:12,561 --> 00:09:15,312 with 10 minutes of uproarious laughter. 136 00:09:17,022 --> 00:09:21,234 Okay, and third, he has to be interested in women's shoes. 137 00:09:21,275 --> 00:09:24,152 Oh, Fez, that's like last night when you put on my heels... 138 00:09:24,194 --> 00:09:25,737 Anywho... 139 00:09:26,530 --> 00:09:27,739 Okay. 140 00:09:34,285 --> 00:09:38,330 Okay, well, I'll let you guys hash this out on your own. 141 00:09:38,372 --> 00:09:40,749 Baby, some stories are just for us. 142 00:09:44,335 --> 00:09:48,755 Jackie, have you realized who fits every single thing on your list? 143 00:09:49,964 --> 00:09:52,593 Yeah! Elton John! 144 00:09:55,386 --> 00:09:59,097 And I think he's single, 'cause you never see him out with a girl. 145 00:10:02,183 --> 00:10:04,435 No, I'm talking about Fez. 146 00:10:04,476 --> 00:10:06,895 - What? - Hey, you wrote the list 147 00:10:06,937 --> 00:10:09,772 and the list don't lie. And your ideal man is Fez! 148 00:10:11,733 --> 00:10:14,859 Oh... That is almost as ridiculous as you 149 00:10:14,901 --> 00:10:18,530 looking in the mirror and thinking this outfit works. 150 00:10:18,572 --> 00:10:20,239 Oh, yeah? 151 00:10:20,281 --> 00:10:24,576 At least I can see over the bathroom counter to look in the mirror. 152 00:10:24,618 --> 00:10:28,371 Oh, hey, you know what? I found a perfect dress for you that'll fit you. 153 00:10:28,413 --> 00:10:33,333 Ah, you're gonna have to borrow it from the Statue of Liberty. 154 00:10:33,375 --> 00:10:38,713 Okay, truce. I didn't mean to upset you. Let's just stop and call it even. 155 00:10:39,337 --> 00:10:40,797 Okay, fine. 156 00:10:42,758 --> 00:10:45,801 You like Fez, you like Fez. 157 00:10:55,309 --> 00:10:58,479 Today was a total disaster. 158 00:10:58,520 --> 00:11:01,773 I didn't sell one muffler and I drove a dozen customers 159 00:11:01,814 --> 00:11:04,524 into the hands of my competition. 160 00:11:04,566 --> 00:11:08,820 If I were a younger, more flexible man, I'd shove my foot up my own ass. 161 00:11:12,281 --> 00:11:15,824 You think you got problems? I've got a husband-in-law. 162 00:11:17,452 --> 00:11:20,870 Okay, well, this should cheer the two of you up. 163 00:11:20,912 --> 00:11:23,624 My secret seven-layer casserole. 164 00:11:23,666 --> 00:11:26,833 The secret is layers three and six are bourbon. 165 00:11:31,463 --> 00:11:35,633 I can't go back out on the job market. It's a young man's game. 166 00:11:35,675 --> 00:11:37,551 Plus I hate everybody. 167 00:11:39,178 --> 00:11:43,640 Well, maybe you should think about retiring. 168 00:11:43,682 --> 00:11:46,016 You're always saying how you'd love more time 169 00:11:46,057 --> 00:11:49,436 to drive around town and yell at men who wear sandals. 170 00:11:51,103 --> 00:11:55,524 I can't afford to retire. That's it. 171 00:11:55,565 --> 00:11:58,777 I'm not waiting for those bastards to put me out of business. 172 00:11:58,819 --> 00:12:03,989 I'm going down to the Muffler Masters offices and give them a piece of my mind. 173 00:12:04,031 --> 00:12:06,115 What if they tell you to go take a flying leap? 174 00:12:06,157 --> 00:12:09,410 Well, then, I'll throw a garbage can through their window. 175 00:12:14,540 --> 00:12:18,209 So basically, Jackie's list says the perfect man for her is Fez, 176 00:12:18,250 --> 00:12:20,502 but she's in massive denial. 177 00:12:20,544 --> 00:12:22,462 Jackie, it's not healthy to be in denial. 178 00:12:22,504 --> 00:12:26,590 Once my uncle came to terms with his crush on Burt Reynolds, 179 00:12:26,632 --> 00:12:29,593 a whole new world opened up for him. 180 00:12:29,635 --> 00:12:32,595 Okay, look, just because Fez matches up with a few things on my list 181 00:12:32,637 --> 00:12:34,806 doesn't mean he is the perfect match for me. 182 00:12:34,848 --> 00:12:39,727 I mean, we are complete opposites. It's like I'm Beauty and he is the Beast. 183 00:12:42,562 --> 00:12:46,732 Um, Jackie, at the end of the story, Beauty and the Beast get together. 184 00:12:46,773 --> 00:12:50,484 Oh, would you shut up, you reader? 185 00:12:50,526 --> 00:12:54,613 Look, there are plenty of other things on this list. For instance, 186 00:12:54,655 --> 00:12:59,743 my perfect guy compliments me, buys me presents and comes when I call. 187 00:12:59,784 --> 00:13:02,327 And none of that describes Fez. 188 00:13:02,369 --> 00:13:03,871 Did you call me? 189 00:13:06,455 --> 00:13:09,916 - What? No, I... - Wow, Jackie, you look fantastic today. 190 00:13:11,626 --> 00:13:13,919 Oh, which reminds me, I got you a present. 191 00:13:19,049 --> 00:13:20,717 Enjoy it. Bye, guys! 192 00:13:24,637 --> 00:13:26,430 Whoa, that was weird. 193 00:13:30,350 --> 00:13:33,436 So have you decided what you are gonna do about Sam? 194 00:13:34,687 --> 00:13:36,937 I don't know, man. 195 00:13:36,979 --> 00:13:40,442 I mean, on one hand, she kept a massive secret from me, 196 00:13:40,483 --> 00:13:42,484 and I don't think I can ever trust her again. 197 00:13:42,526 --> 00:13:44,027 On the other hand, 198 00:13:44,069 --> 00:13:46,362 I'm just a small-town burn-out with two stints in juvie. 199 00:13:46,404 --> 00:13:47,946 Who am I to judge? 200 00:13:50,032 --> 00:13:54,994 Well, all I know is, she makes you happy. 201 00:13:55,036 --> 00:13:58,289 And the only other time I've seen such a big smile on your face 202 00:13:58,330 --> 00:14:00,559 was when you got Fez and Kelso to smash their heads together 203 00:14:00,583 --> 00:14:02,958 when you threw a peanut on the floor. 204 00:14:06,712 --> 00:14:10,674 It's a tough decision, man. I'm gonna let the ball decide. 205 00:14:10,716 --> 00:14:15,678 If I make the shot, I stay with Sam. If I miss, I say goodbye. 206 00:14:23,267 --> 00:14:24,977 Huh. God's funny. 207 00:14:31,356 --> 00:14:34,819 Kitty, I just got back from the Muffler Master offices in Kenosha. 208 00:14:34,860 --> 00:14:37,779 Oh, I hate Kenosha. They think they're so much better than us 209 00:14:37,821 --> 00:14:40,573 just because they've got a town pool. 210 00:14:40,615 --> 00:14:43,450 Yeah. Well, I told them, 211 00:14:43,492 --> 00:14:46,535 no matter how many mom-and-pop stores they put out of business, 212 00:14:46,577 --> 00:14:49,789 they'd better not even think about opening a store near mine 213 00:14:49,831 --> 00:14:52,248 or they'll get a fight from me like they've never seen! 214 00:14:52,290 --> 00:14:54,125 That's my man! What did they say? 215 00:14:54,167 --> 00:14:57,169 They're putting a store across the street. 216 00:14:57,210 --> 00:14:59,045 Oh, Red, I'm sorry. 217 00:14:59,087 --> 00:15:02,214 Ah, don't be. I scared the heck out of them. 218 00:15:02,256 --> 00:15:04,175 They even offered me a little money for my shop. 219 00:15:04,216 --> 00:15:06,218 Well, I hope you told them to get lost. 220 00:15:06,260 --> 00:15:07,779 Course I did. Then they offered me more money. 221 00:15:07,803 --> 00:15:09,513 And you told them to stuff it. 222 00:15:09,554 --> 00:15:11,364 Damn right. And then they offered me a lot of money. 223 00:15:11,388 --> 00:15:15,434 - Go to hell, Muffler Master. - Actually, I accepted it. 224 00:15:17,811 --> 00:15:20,563 Thank you, Muffler Master! 225 00:15:23,774 --> 00:15:24,900 Oh. 226 00:15:26,609 --> 00:15:28,695 Oh, I can't believe this. 227 00:15:30,029 --> 00:15:31,613 Yeah, me neither. 228 00:15:33,824 --> 00:15:37,409 But you know, I've been thinking about what you said, about retiring. 229 00:15:37,451 --> 00:15:41,663 And I think that, with this check, we can just about do it. 230 00:15:41,705 --> 00:15:44,499 If it's okay with you. 231 00:15:44,541 --> 00:15:50,295 Oh, Red. You don't have to ask my permission for anything. 232 00:15:50,337 --> 00:15:54,757 You have fought in two wars, you have worked your whole life. 233 00:15:54,799 --> 00:15:57,885 You deserve to cash in. 234 00:15:57,926 --> 00:16:00,929 Well, I couldn't have done it without my best gal! 235 00:16:02,555 --> 00:16:07,017 Well, speaking of things you can't do without your best gal... 236 00:16:07,058 --> 00:16:08,810 Hmm. 237 00:16:08,852 --> 00:16:11,103 How'd you like to go celebrate? 238 00:16:11,145 --> 00:16:13,397 I was thinking the same thing! 239 00:16:21,529 --> 00:16:23,071 Oh! You meant... 240 00:16:25,156 --> 00:16:27,575 Well, sure, we can get a steak later! 241 00:16:33,872 --> 00:16:35,808 Doesn't it bother you that Muffler Master is going to turn your shop 242 00:16:35,832 --> 00:16:37,833 into a parking lot? 243 00:16:37,875 --> 00:16:39,501 As long as that check clears, 244 00:16:39,543 --> 00:16:43,087 I don't care if they turn it into a Communist recreation center. 245 00:16:47,632 --> 00:16:50,260 Anyway, what happened to you and Sam? 246 00:16:50,301 --> 00:16:54,388 Oh, well. We finally got some time alone, we talked, 247 00:16:54,430 --> 00:16:56,974 I told her I thought it'd be a mistake if we stayed together, 248 00:16:57,016 --> 00:17:00,184 she agreed and we hugged. 249 00:17:00,226 --> 00:17:03,645 Then she jumped back on the main stage and finished out her act. 250 00:17:05,981 --> 00:17:08,524 Well, you two kids lasted longer than I expected. 251 00:17:08,566 --> 00:17:12,819 I thought she was gonna knock you out and steal your wallet on the first night. 252 00:17:16,281 --> 00:17:18,323 - Hey. - Hey. 253 00:17:18,365 --> 00:17:20,618 Thought you'd be halfway to Vegas by now. 254 00:17:20,659 --> 00:17:23,828 Hyde, I'm really sorry how things worked out. 255 00:17:25,038 --> 00:17:26,497 Yeah, me, too. 256 00:17:29,165 --> 00:17:33,586 But I like to think if our paths ever cross again that I'd be able to give you $20 257 00:17:33,628 --> 00:17:37,131 and you'd be able to dance for me and it wouldn't be awkward. 258 00:17:37,756 --> 00:17:39,299 I'd like that. 259 00:17:46,597 --> 00:17:48,640 - Bye. - See ya. 260 00:17:52,685 --> 00:17:56,897 - You all right? - Yeah. 261 00:17:56,939 --> 00:18:02,151 Let me tell you something, son. I dodged a lot of bullets in Korea, 262 00:18:02,192 --> 00:18:06,154 but not one as crazy and blonde as the one that you just side-stepped. 263 00:18:08,322 --> 00:18:09,573 It's weird, man. 264 00:18:09,615 --> 00:18:11,509 I never imagined myself divorced from a Vegas stripper 265 00:18:11,533 --> 00:18:15,078 with a second husband at this age. 266 00:18:15,120 --> 00:18:19,498 I never imagined myself retired at this age. 267 00:18:19,539 --> 00:18:24,209 But all I know is, when life finally gives you a break from the crap storm, 268 00:18:24,251 --> 00:18:28,172 the best thing that you can do is to crack open a beer with a friend. 269 00:18:30,924 --> 00:18:32,801 - To retirement. - To divorce. 270 00:18:35,970 --> 00:18:37,930 You know, Red, retirement is gonna be great. 271 00:18:37,972 --> 00:18:41,557 Sleeping in every day, watching TV, doing nothing. 272 00:18:41,599 --> 00:18:44,184 I'd be happy to show you how it's done. 273 00:19:02,616 --> 00:19:04,200 Beauty! 274 00:19:05,493 --> 00:19:08,204 Beast! I like your haircut. 275 00:19:09,287 --> 00:19:10,747 Oh, thank you for noticing. 276 00:19:10,789 --> 00:19:15,501 Yeah, I had them take off a little extra off the wrists. 277 00:19:15,543 --> 00:19:18,587 So what brings you up to the forest of no return? 278 00:19:18,629 --> 00:19:22,132 Oh, see, I wrote up this list of who my perfect match should be, 279 00:19:22,174 --> 00:19:24,383 and everyone thinks it's you. 280 00:19:24,424 --> 00:19:26,927 I mean, isn't that crazy? You're a beast! 281 00:19:26,969 --> 00:19:29,846 That's true, I'm disgusting. 282 00:19:29,888 --> 00:19:33,974 Yeah! Oh, yeah, you actually have a little piece of elf right here. 283 00:19:40,688 --> 00:19:42,231 Did I get it? 284 00:19:43,982 --> 00:19:46,902 No, no, here, come here. Ah. 285 00:19:46,943 --> 00:19:47,903 Uh-uh! 286 00:19:50,863 --> 00:19:55,241 Okay. Well, I'll see you later, Beast. 287 00:20:00,704 --> 00:20:03,289 Beast! You're totally hot! 288 00:20:06,876 --> 00:20:10,628 Holy crap! I'm going to save a fortune on razors! 289 00:20:13,882 --> 00:20:18,260 Why, you're not a beast at all! You're a handsome prince. 290 00:20:20,344 --> 00:20:24,472 The list was right. You are the one for me. 291 00:20:24,514 --> 00:20:27,267 Then come and get the royal treatment, baby! 292 00:20:35,982 --> 00:20:39,402 Jackie? Jackie! Are you okay? 293 00:20:39,444 --> 00:20:42,404 You were moaning in your sleep, and while I find it enjoyable, 294 00:20:42,446 --> 00:20:45,073 I thought I should wake you up. 295 00:20:45,115 --> 00:20:47,951 I'm fine. No, I'm fine, it's just, um... 296 00:20:47,992 --> 00:20:51,411 Fez? Get back in here, you beast! 297 00:20:51,453 --> 00:20:53,622 Oh, coming, my Beauty! 298 00:21:08,842 --> 00:21:12,178 - Hi, honey, how was your day? - Great, great. 299 00:21:12,220 --> 00:21:16,431 I scared an entire village and I tore down all the trees in the forest. 300 00:21:17,891 --> 00:21:19,768 What's for dinner? 301 00:21:19,810 --> 00:21:23,938 - I made you a special dish. - Macaroni and children? 302 00:21:27,149 --> 00:21:29,317 Italian! My favorite! 303 00:21:31,485 --> 00:21:34,488 I do smell good. Hey, save me a piece of me! 304 00:21:34,512 --> 00:21:36,511 http://hiqve.com/