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Jackie and I haven't even 38 00:00:45,843 --> 00:00:47,804 had our first official kiss yet. 39 00:00:47,846 --> 00:00:51,017 Yeah, it's been a little hard making the transition. 40 00:00:51,059 --> 00:00:52,369 Yeah, I don't know what to do because 41 00:00:52,393 --> 00:00:54,312 now that she's not pushing me away 42 00:00:54,354 --> 00:00:55,955 and saying, "Get off," it's just awkward. 43 00:00:57,859 --> 00:01:01,030 Wait a second. Why are we wasting our time talking about this? 44 00:01:01,072 --> 00:01:03,324 Donna's leaving town, it's the end of the decade, 45 00:01:03,366 --> 00:01:05,202 we should be doing something awesome, man. 46 00:01:05,244 --> 00:01:06,645 Something we have never done before. 47 00:01:07,622 --> 00:01:09,083 Or this. 48 00:01:12,670 --> 00:01:14,297 Hello, Wisconsin! 49 00:01:20,472 --> 00:01:23,101 Wow. Wine at 11:30, huh? 50 00:01:24,060 --> 00:01:25,311 Did you run out of bourbon? 51 00:01:27,523 --> 00:01:29,818 Well, I am just a complete wreck. 52 00:01:29,859 --> 00:01:31,904 I've decided I don't wanna leave Wisconsin. 53 00:01:32,613 --> 00:01:34,032 Did you tell Red? 54 00:01:34,074 --> 00:01:36,493 Well, I've been trying to but he's just, 55 00:01:36,534 --> 00:01:39,122 he's so excited about Florida. 56 00:01:39,164 --> 00:01:41,374 Oh, but I've been dropping hints. 57 00:01:41,416 --> 00:01:43,795 I told him that sunshine makes people whistle 58 00:01:43,837 --> 00:01:45,297 because I know how much he wants to 59 00:01:45,337 --> 00:01:46,799 punch those people in the face. 60 00:01:49,761 --> 00:01:52,597 Steven, here's a check for you. 61 00:01:52,639 --> 00:01:54,725 It's for all the rents you've paid over the years. 62 00:01:54,767 --> 00:01:56,187 I put it into a savings account 63 00:01:56,228 --> 00:01:57,908 so you'd have something to get you started. 64 00:01:59,482 --> 00:02:02,695 Whoa! This will buy me a monster bag of... 65 00:02:06,325 --> 00:02:07,701 Marshmallows. 66 00:02:08,953 --> 00:02:11,455 Yeah, well, you're gonna need a place 67 00:02:11,497 --> 00:02:13,209 to live now that we're moving to Florida. 68 00:02:13,250 --> 00:02:14,376 Boy. 69 00:02:15,837 --> 00:02:19,424 It's gonna be strange selling the house. 70 00:02:19,466 --> 00:02:23,805 That's true. Plenty of warm memories. 71 00:02:23,847 --> 00:02:26,976 You morons just hung vacancy signs on your asses 72 00:02:27,018 --> 00:02:28,896 and my foot's looking for a room. 73 00:02:28,937 --> 00:02:31,440 You know, I ought to vandalize your ass with my foot. 74 00:02:31,482 --> 00:02:36,072 Sleep tight and don't let the bedbugs put their foot in your ass. 75 00:02:36,113 --> 00:02:38,783 How'd you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass? 76 00:02:38,825 --> 00:02:42,121 How about I drive my foot into this thing called your ass? 77 00:02:42,163 --> 00:02:45,292 You know, we could call in a specialist to find my foot in your ass. 78 00:02:45,334 --> 00:02:49,214 My foot is about to drill a hole in your ass. 79 00:02:49,256 --> 00:02:52,676 And you are about to read a book that my foot wrote. 80 00:02:54,137 --> 00:02:56,431 It's called "On the road to in your ass." 81 00:03:01,313 --> 00:03:03,275 Did you ever actually do that with your foot? 82 00:03:06,237 --> 00:03:08,446 Once. On Iwo Jima. 83 00:03:11,076 --> 00:03:12,076 I can't talk about it. 84 00:03:18,043 --> 00:03:20,546 I love this song. 85 00:03:20,588 --> 00:03:23,342 Yes. It's perfect for our first real kiss. 86 00:03:28,599 --> 00:03:29,599 What? 87 00:03:32,271 --> 00:03:34,148 - Stop it. - You smiled first. 88 00:03:34,189 --> 00:03:35,790 Well, I was thinking about Tootsie Rolls. 89 00:03:37,945 --> 00:03:41,616 Fez, we're forcing this. 90 00:03:41,658 --> 00:03:46,872 Our first kiss has to be romantic and spontaneous. 91 00:03:46,914 --> 00:03:50,420 And as a guy, it's your job to completely plan that out. 92 00:03:52,464 --> 00:03:56,177 I hate being the guy. And not just because of this. 93 00:03:56,218 --> 00:03:57,512 The shoe selection is awful. 94 00:04:00,975 --> 00:04:02,935 Oh, Mrs. Forman. 95 00:04:02,977 --> 00:04:06,064 I have here something that might make Red reconsider about moving. 96 00:04:11,905 --> 00:04:16,496 Oh, my God. Packers season tickets. 97 00:04:16,537 --> 00:04:19,291 Red has been on that waiting list forever. 98 00:04:19,333 --> 00:04:21,710 Yeah, my grandfather was on that list for 30 years. 99 00:04:21,751 --> 00:04:23,754 When the tickets finally came he was 90 years old. 100 00:04:24,881 --> 00:04:25,882 He ate them. 101 00:04:30,013 --> 00:04:31,597 How did you get these? 102 00:04:31,639 --> 00:04:33,893 I used the cash that Red gave me. 103 00:04:33,934 --> 00:04:37,564 Oh, I would hug you, but I know you don't like that. 104 00:04:40,402 --> 00:04:41,653 Thank you. 105 00:04:44,741 --> 00:04:47,035 You're such a good boy. 106 00:04:48,996 --> 00:04:50,540 All right, Mrs. Forman, that's enough. 107 00:04:52,459 --> 00:04:54,421 I'll say when we're done. 108 00:05:01,054 --> 00:05:03,306 Jackie wants our first kiss to happen somewhere romantic. 109 00:05:03,348 --> 00:05:05,893 I wish I could bring her here but this place is ruined. 110 00:05:05,935 --> 00:05:07,563 "Michael plus Jackie." 111 00:05:07,604 --> 00:05:08,939 It's like going on after Sinatra. 112 00:05:12,860 --> 00:05:15,072 Yeah, we've had some good times up here, man. 113 00:05:15,114 --> 00:05:17,700 My favorite thing was watching how people got down. 114 00:05:24,543 --> 00:05:25,586 My beer! 115 00:05:35,308 --> 00:05:37,143 This is a dangerous spot. 116 00:05:39,729 --> 00:05:40,897 There you guys are. 117 00:05:40,939 --> 00:05:42,191 Kelso! 118 00:05:42,233 --> 00:05:45,028 Hey, man, when did you get back? 119 00:05:45,070 --> 00:05:48,783 Man, come on. I'm not going to spend New Year's without my friends. 120 00:05:48,825 --> 00:05:52,497 Come on. Besides, it's like the turn of the century. 121 00:05:52,538 --> 00:05:53,789 It's so good to see you. 122 00:05:56,335 --> 00:05:57,545 Did you just kiss my ear? 123 00:05:59,589 --> 00:06:00,673 A little. 124 00:06:02,259 --> 00:06:03,385 I liked it. 125 00:06:04,387 --> 00:06:06,139 Oh, I'm so psyched, man, 126 00:06:06,181 --> 00:06:08,643 I got this, like, four-foot bottle rocket 127 00:06:08,683 --> 00:06:10,144 and I'm gonna, like, tie it to my arm 128 00:06:10,187 --> 00:06:12,523 and light it and just blast into the future! 129 00:06:13,774 --> 00:06:15,151 Hey, you guys. 130 00:06:15,193 --> 00:06:17,946 I just thought of the perfect way to put the '70s to bed. 131 00:06:17,988 --> 00:06:19,448 What do you say the three of us 132 00:06:19,490 --> 00:06:21,576 jump off this thing one last time together? 133 00:06:21,618 --> 00:06:22,899 You're reading my freaking mind. 134 00:06:25,581 --> 00:06:26,749 All right, you guys ready? 135 00:06:26,791 --> 00:06:27,792 Okay. 136 00:06:27,834 --> 00:06:30,004 One, two... 137 00:06:30,046 --> 00:06:31,255 Wait, wait. 138 00:06:33,258 --> 00:06:35,177 I know how this works. 139 00:06:35,219 --> 00:06:38,348 You're gonna say three and I'm gonna be the only one that jumps. 140 00:06:38,390 --> 00:06:41,111 Well, if it makes you feel any better, why don't you do the counting? 141 00:06:42,937 --> 00:06:46,568 Yeah, that way we all have to jump. All right. 142 00:06:46,609 --> 00:06:47,943 Here we go. 143 00:06:47,985 --> 00:06:49,071 One, 144 00:06:50,155 --> 00:06:52,701 two, three! 145 00:07:02,630 --> 00:07:04,592 I just can't wait to see my Eric. 146 00:07:06,552 --> 00:07:07,887 I wonder what he'll look like? 147 00:07:10,683 --> 00:07:12,643 I'm going to go out on a limb and say... 148 00:07:13,729 --> 00:07:14,812 Skinny. 149 00:07:17,233 --> 00:07:19,444 - Hey. - What the hell, man? 150 00:07:19,485 --> 00:07:22,114 I thought you left for school like three hours ago. 151 00:07:22,155 --> 00:07:24,825 I just want to see Eric one last time, you know? 152 00:07:24,867 --> 00:07:27,996 Show him that even though he broke up with me that I'm fine. 153 00:07:28,038 --> 00:07:29,373 Mmm-hmm. 154 00:07:29,415 --> 00:07:32,210 Or maybe it's 'cause you still love him. 155 00:07:34,088 --> 00:07:35,423 You are so off. 156 00:07:35,465 --> 00:07:37,676 - Oh, he's here. - Oh, my God, how's my hair? 157 00:07:49,900 --> 00:07:52,154 - Where's Eric? - The genius missed his flight. 158 00:07:55,617 --> 00:07:58,704 I circled the airport so many times 159 00:07:58,746 --> 00:08:01,165 that my finger actually hurts from flipping people off. 160 00:08:04,587 --> 00:08:06,964 This is so typical of Eric. 161 00:08:07,006 --> 00:08:09,926 I let myself get all excited and then he doesn't even show up. 162 00:08:09,968 --> 00:08:12,555 You know, Mrs. Forman, I'm sorry, but your son 163 00:08:12,597 --> 00:08:15,184 is an inconsiderate jerk and I'm so glad I'm through with him. 164 00:08:24,446 --> 00:08:27,450 Yeah, things are going great in Chicago. 165 00:08:27,492 --> 00:08:30,037 I even taught my baby daughter how to say, "Burn." 166 00:08:30,078 --> 00:08:31,497 She doesn't use it right, though. 167 00:08:31,539 --> 00:08:33,916 I get her a lot more than she gets me. 168 00:08:33,958 --> 00:08:35,812 Hey, you still doing security at the Playboy Club? 169 00:08:35,836 --> 00:08:38,756 Yeah. I got promoted to supervisor. 170 00:08:38,798 --> 00:08:42,386 I'm the guy who says, "Don't touch." 171 00:08:42,427 --> 00:08:43,429 Can you believe that? Me! 172 00:08:45,056 --> 00:08:46,493 Hey, speaking of hot chicks, what's going on 173 00:08:46,517 --> 00:08:48,117 with you and that stripper wife of yours? 174 00:08:48,935 --> 00:08:50,564 Not good, man. She's gone. 175 00:08:50,605 --> 00:08:52,692 Apparently she's not the sweet, innocent little girl 176 00:08:52,734 --> 00:08:54,414 she pretends to be at the start of her act. 177 00:08:55,779 --> 00:08:58,783 That's bad news. I totally would've done it with her. 178 00:09:02,705 --> 00:09:04,540 Man, Hyde, that was right on the bone. 179 00:09:05,333 --> 00:09:07,210 My arm's all tingly. 180 00:09:07,252 --> 00:09:08,438 Just like your wife would have been 181 00:09:08,462 --> 00:09:09,742 if I would have done it with her. 182 00:09:14,094 --> 00:09:15,555 Oh, I miss this. 183 00:09:19,643 --> 00:09:21,938 - Moron. - Ow, ow, ow. 184 00:09:24,442 --> 00:09:25,735 Please! 185 00:09:32,535 --> 00:09:34,789 Remember that time you shot me with a BB gun? 186 00:09:34,830 --> 00:09:37,417 I still have the BB stuck underneath my skin. 187 00:09:37,459 --> 00:09:39,921 I like to play with it sometimes when I get bored. 188 00:09:39,962 --> 00:09:41,642 Just like I would have done with your wife. 189 00:09:45,719 --> 00:09:47,138 Awesome, my tooth is loose. 190 00:09:53,939 --> 00:09:55,649 Okay, Jackie. 191 00:09:55,691 --> 00:09:56,835 I think I figured out why we haven't 192 00:09:56,859 --> 00:09:59,237 been able to have our first kiss. 193 00:09:59,279 --> 00:10:01,072 We have too much history together. 194 00:10:01,114 --> 00:10:05,287 So, I thought that tonight it would be romantic 195 00:10:05,329 --> 00:10:06,831 if I rewrite some of that history. 196 00:10:08,206 --> 00:10:09,292 Look! 197 00:10:11,629 --> 00:10:13,965 Oh, crap! It was dark. 198 00:10:14,006 --> 00:10:17,427 Fez, this really shouldn't be this hard. 199 00:10:17,469 --> 00:10:20,014 Look, I just want everybody to know how much I love you. 200 00:10:21,809 --> 00:10:23,185 I always have. 201 00:10:36,577 --> 00:10:38,121 That was really nice. 202 00:10:38,163 --> 00:10:39,643 Yeah, you have a really strong tongue. 203 00:10:42,043 --> 00:10:44,964 Yeah. It's from all the talking. 204 00:10:53,058 --> 00:10:55,268 Just when I thought I can't like Florida any more, 205 00:10:55,310 --> 00:10:57,397 they reinstate the death penalty. 206 00:11:01,068 --> 00:11:06,576 Red, you are not gonna believe what just came for you. 207 00:11:10,080 --> 00:11:11,540 My Packer tickets. 208 00:11:11,582 --> 00:11:13,501 I know. Isn't it terrific? 209 00:11:14,753 --> 00:11:16,672 Fifth row. 210 00:11:16,714 --> 00:11:18,515 You can hear the knees blowing out from there. 211 00:11:21,846 --> 00:11:23,446 I can't believe I have to give them away. 212 00:11:24,557 --> 00:11:25,768 What? 213 00:11:28,021 --> 00:11:29,832 I know how much you're looking forward to Florida. 214 00:11:29,856 --> 00:11:31,107 I wouldn't do that to you. 215 00:11:34,613 --> 00:11:36,113 Red, I don't want to move. 216 00:11:36,698 --> 00:11:38,325 What? 217 00:11:38,367 --> 00:11:42,748 Well, I was gonna tell you, but ever since we decided to move 218 00:11:42,790 --> 00:11:45,835 you've been so happy and smiley and you're never that way 219 00:11:45,877 --> 00:11:47,158 except for when you kill a deer. 220 00:11:52,134 --> 00:11:54,555 Red, this is my home. 221 00:11:54,597 --> 00:11:56,139 I don't wanna leave. 222 00:12:00,063 --> 00:12:04,902 Kitty, we don't have to go anywhere. I don't care where I live, 223 00:12:06,279 --> 00:12:07,489 as long as I'm with you. 224 00:12:09,325 --> 00:12:10,743 Really? 225 00:12:10,785 --> 00:12:12,160 Of course. 226 00:12:14,163 --> 00:12:15,164 Red. 227 00:12:17,209 --> 00:12:18,377 I love you. 228 00:12:18,419 --> 00:12:21,590 Oh, I love you, too. 229 00:12:23,969 --> 00:12:25,888 I was talking to the tickets. 230 00:12:34,440 --> 00:12:36,318 - Hey. - Oh, hey, man. 231 00:12:36,360 --> 00:12:37,880 If you're looking for Forman, he's still not here. 232 00:12:37,904 --> 00:12:39,656 I'm not here to see him. 233 00:12:39,698 --> 00:12:42,451 I just wanna get drunk and ring in the New Year with my friends. 234 00:12:42,493 --> 00:12:46,247 Oh. Well, in that case, welcome aboard Wasted Airlines. 235 00:12:48,292 --> 00:12:49,878 Should you experience a loss of buzz, 236 00:12:49,919 --> 00:12:52,506 a beer will fall into your hand. 237 00:12:52,548 --> 00:12:54,258 Please make sure to drink that beer 238 00:12:54,300 --> 00:12:56,218 before helping small children with theirs. 239 00:12:57,680 --> 00:12:59,849 Everybody, we have an announcement. 240 00:13:01,101 --> 00:13:04,271 We've decided not to sell the house. 241 00:13:04,313 --> 00:13:05,673 We're going to stay in Point Place. 242 00:13:08,194 --> 00:13:11,489 Hey, that's so weird, man. I was just thinking of moving to Point Place. 243 00:13:14,160 --> 00:13:17,455 Well, I am just... 244 00:13:17,497 --> 00:13:22,922 I'm just so happy we're staying because I would miss you so. 245 00:13:25,592 --> 00:13:30,973 Like Fez, the way you and I have tea and 246 00:13:31,015 --> 00:13:33,143 make fun of male ice-skaters. 247 00:13:35,270 --> 00:13:38,274 And Jackie, you're such a doll. 248 00:13:40,360 --> 00:13:43,073 I don't even mind your backhanded compliments. 249 00:13:45,118 --> 00:13:48,496 Oh, Mrs. Forman, you're my favorite old lady. 250 00:13:50,624 --> 00:13:53,293 Oh, and you too, Leo. 251 00:13:55,005 --> 00:13:57,007 You always make my day 252 00:13:57,049 --> 00:13:59,219 when you wave and smile hello, 253 00:14:01,180 --> 00:14:03,348 even if you are urinating on my mailbox. 254 00:14:04,935 --> 00:14:08,022 Oh, and Bob. 255 00:14:08,064 --> 00:14:11,443 No matter what I cook, you can't pass it up. 256 00:14:11,485 --> 00:14:14,990 Kinda like you can't pass up a woman's rear end 257 00:14:15,031 --> 00:14:16,492 without yelling, "Whoo-hoo!" 258 00:14:18,077 --> 00:14:19,788 Just being polite. 259 00:14:21,665 --> 00:14:23,334 And Steven. 260 00:14:24,585 --> 00:14:26,046 My second son. 261 00:14:27,756 --> 00:14:29,425 I adore you. 262 00:14:30,468 --> 00:14:34,307 But you know, now that we're staying, 263 00:14:34,348 --> 00:14:36,185 maybe you could shave your moustache 264 00:14:36,226 --> 00:14:39,897 because, honey, you look like a 40-year-old male prostitute. 265 00:14:45,238 --> 00:14:49,118 And Donna, sweetheart. 266 00:14:49,160 --> 00:14:54,250 No matter where you go, I will always love you like a daughter. 267 00:15:01,885 --> 00:15:04,847 I am so sorry things didn't work out with you and Eric. 268 00:15:07,767 --> 00:15:09,311 I think I need some air. 269 00:15:12,439 --> 00:15:17,405 So, speaking of daughters, has anyone seen Laurie? 270 00:15:20,117 --> 00:15:23,496 Now listen, Bob, I know that you were 271 00:15:23,538 --> 00:15:25,456 counting on me for the bait shop and all. 272 00:15:25,498 --> 00:15:27,668 Hey, you gotta do what you gotta do. 273 00:15:27,710 --> 00:15:29,713 I'm a big boy. I can make it on my own. 274 00:15:30,964 --> 00:15:32,299 I'm gonna miss you so much. 275 00:15:35,136 --> 00:15:37,848 Wow, you're getting really good at this kissing thing. 276 00:15:38,599 --> 00:15:39,851 It's magical. 277 00:15:39,893 --> 00:15:41,228 I couldn't ask for anything else. 278 00:15:42,397 --> 00:15:44,440 So when do we get to second base? 279 00:15:47,778 --> 00:15:50,573 Oh, Mr. Forman, can I light this off in your house? 280 00:15:52,368 --> 00:15:54,536 Sure and then I'll light my foot off in your ass. 281 00:15:56,831 --> 00:15:59,127 And that, my friends, is the last 282 00:15:59,168 --> 00:16:01,171 "foot-in-ass" of the decade. 283 00:16:01,213 --> 00:16:02,464 Cheers. 284 00:16:05,135 --> 00:16:07,846 Michael, it is so good to see you. 285 00:16:07,888 --> 00:16:10,475 The girls in the emergency room were just asking about you. 286 00:16:11,935 --> 00:16:14,480 You know, it's like I've been gone for so long, 287 00:16:14,521 --> 00:16:15,707 I almost forgot you're a hot mom. 288 00:16:15,731 --> 00:16:16,774 Oh! 289 00:16:19,569 --> 00:16:22,991 You know what else is hot? My foot when it's in your ass. 290 00:16:24,952 --> 00:16:27,205 Look at that. He had one more in him. 291 00:16:33,713 --> 00:16:38,511 ♪ Won't you let me walk you home from school? 292 00:16:42,600 --> 00:16:47,648 ♪ Won't you let me meet you at the pool? 293 00:16:51,569 --> 00:16:56,160 ♪ Maybe Friday I can 294 00:16:56,202 --> 00:16:59,831 ♪ Get tickets for the dance 295 00:17:02,626 --> 00:17:07,549 ♪ And I'll take you ♪ 296 00:17:19,190 --> 00:17:20,442 Happy New Year. 297 00:17:23,487 --> 00:17:24,572 Eric. 298 00:17:25,614 --> 00:17:28,244 I'm sorry I'm late. 299 00:17:28,285 --> 00:17:29,703 I caught the last flight out. 300 00:17:33,042 --> 00:17:34,252 So... 301 00:17:37,423 --> 00:17:38,465 Awkward. 302 00:17:40,427 --> 00:17:42,053 So how are you? 303 00:17:42,095 --> 00:17:43,597 I'm good. 304 00:17:46,309 --> 00:17:47,685 I start college next week. 305 00:17:47,727 --> 00:17:48,727 Oh. 306 00:17:50,231 --> 00:17:51,607 - That's awesome. - Yeah. 307 00:17:57,115 --> 00:17:59,577 So what, you just came back here for New Year's Eve? 308 00:18:02,080 --> 00:18:03,457 Look, Donna... 309 00:18:07,378 --> 00:18:13,052 When I left, I was so positive that I was doing the right thing. 310 00:18:16,848 --> 00:18:19,478 But now I've been gone so long... 311 00:18:19,519 --> 00:18:20,960 Eric, things are a lot different now. 312 00:18:24,151 --> 00:18:25,444 I know. 313 00:18:29,365 --> 00:18:31,910 It's just, Donna, I thought about you every day. 314 00:18:36,584 --> 00:18:40,380 And you know what? It turns out that Red was right. 315 00:18:43,593 --> 00:18:44,677 I am a dumb ass! 316 00:18:48,182 --> 00:18:49,601 Donna, 317 00:18:51,186 --> 00:18:52,312 I'm sorry. 318 00:19:11,754 --> 00:19:16,469 So, uh, sounds like there's a party going on in there. 319 00:19:16,511 --> 00:19:20,098 Yeah, there is. Your mom's like really drunk. 320 00:19:20,140 --> 00:19:21,685 No, really? 321 00:19:23,186 --> 00:19:24,947 Yeah, I don't know if I'm ready for all that. 322 00:19:29,027 --> 00:19:31,068 I wish there was just some way to take the edge off. 323 00:19:33,032 --> 00:19:35,411 Edge, you are officially off. 324 00:19:37,581 --> 00:19:39,666 Eric, I have the most incredible news. 325 00:19:39,708 --> 00:19:41,502 I have kissed Jacqueline Burkhart. 326 00:19:43,003 --> 00:19:46,216 Yeah, Fez, I have some incredible news, too. 327 00:19:46,258 --> 00:19:47,801 So has everyone else. 328 00:19:50,305 --> 00:19:52,766 I think it makes total sense that Fez ended up with Jackie. 329 00:19:52,808 --> 00:19:55,270 She started out with me, the Ferrari. 330 00:19:55,311 --> 00:19:59,234 And then she went to Hyde, the Mustang, and now she's with Fez. 331 00:19:59,276 --> 00:20:01,612 Who's like a donkey pulling a cart 332 00:20:01,653 --> 00:20:03,294 full of brightly-colored Mexican blankets. 333 00:20:04,616 --> 00:20:06,535 Oh, hey, Kelso, I almost forgot. 334 00:20:06,577 --> 00:20:08,328 I got you something from Africa 335 00:20:08,370 --> 00:20:12,793 for your daughter. Check it out. A genuine plastic rhino-horn. 336 00:20:14,795 --> 00:20:17,674 This is awesome. Look, guys, I'm a rhino! 337 00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:23,890 Guys, I think it's time we honor all the brain cells 338 00:20:23,932 --> 00:20:25,560 that survived the '70s. 339 00:20:25,602 --> 00:20:29,482 Despite our best efforts, some of those bastards pulled through. 340 00:20:29,523 --> 00:20:31,943 Tonight, they're going down. 341 00:20:33,487 --> 00:20:35,698 Die, brain cells, die! 342 00:20:35,740 --> 00:20:36,824 And you're next, liver. 343 00:20:38,619 --> 00:20:42,457 Hey, did you guys hear about that car that runs on water? 344 00:20:42,499 --> 00:20:46,170 It's got a fiberglass air-cooled engine and it runs on water, man! 345 00:20:49,007 --> 00:20:52,094 It's like we never run out of things to talk about down here. 346 00:20:52,136 --> 00:20:53,847 I knew you burnouts would be down here. 347 00:20:53,888 --> 00:20:55,182 You guys, it's almost midnight. 348 00:20:55,223 --> 00:20:56,768 Mrs. Forman is pouring the champagne. 349 00:21:01,064 --> 00:21:04,277 Hey, guys, last one up the stairs has to call Red a dumb ass. 350 00:21:10,285 --> 00:21:11,704 Oh, man. 351 00:21:11,745 --> 00:21:15,959 Ten, nine, eight, seven, 352 00:21:16,001 --> 00:21:20,340 six, five, four, three, 353 00:21:20,382 --> 00:21:21,925 two, one! 354 00:21:30,645 --> 00:21:36,069 ♪ It's important to me 355 00:21:36,110 --> 00:21:40,700 ♪ That you got to have freedom 356 00:21:43,078 --> 00:21:49,670 ♪ 'Cause I never want to make you change for me! ♪ 357 00:21:51,005 --> 00:21:52,841 Boy, we're good. 358 00:21:52,883 --> 00:21:54,260 We are really good. 359 00:21:54,284 --> 00:21:56,284 http://hiqve.com/