1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:20,039 --> 00:00:21,039 (calming music) 4 00:00:21,079 --> 00:00:22,480 - [Narrator] There's this theory. 5 00:00:22,519 --> 00:00:25,000 Given an infinite universe and infinite time, 6 00:00:25,039 --> 00:00:26,399 all things will happen. 7 00:00:26,440 --> 00:00:28,199 That means that every event is inevitable 8 00:00:28,239 --> 00:00:30,199 including those that are impossible. 9 00:00:30,239 --> 00:00:34,399 That's as good explanation for all this as anything else. 10 00:00:34,439 --> 00:00:36,039 Now, a lot of stories start in bars, 11 00:00:36,079 --> 00:00:38,079 so that's where we are going to stars this one. 12 00:00:38,119 --> 00:00:40,200 Not because that I was there, I wasn't. 13 00:00:40,240 --> 00:00:41,719 But because it is a damn good introduction 14 00:00:41,759 --> 00:00:43,840 to a very unique, fellow. 15 00:00:45,920 --> 00:00:48,079 - Legends of every major culture all contain 16 00:00:48,119 --> 00:00:50,479 some sort of character whose purpose is to grand wishes. 17 00:00:50,520 --> 00:00:52,560 Except Americas. 18 00:00:52,600 --> 00:00:53,640 The Arabs have jinni's. 19 00:00:53,679 --> 00:00:54,960 The Irish have leprechauns. 20 00:00:55,000 --> 00:00:56,600 The Chinese have dragons and monkeys. 21 00:00:56,640 --> 00:00:58,799 The Europeans have fairies and wood sprits. 22 00:00:58,840 --> 00:01:00,320 But who do we have? 23 00:01:02,399 --> 00:01:03,439 - Santa Claus? 24 00:01:03,479 --> 00:01:04,560 - Santa Claus just brings presents. 25 00:01:04,599 --> 00:01:06,640 He doesn't grand wishes. 26 00:01:06,680 --> 00:01:08,159 - Satan. He grants wishes. 27 00:01:08,200 --> 00:01:09,959 - Zack, Satan predate American culture. 28 00:01:10,000 --> 00:01:11,920 He doesn't grand wishes, he makes deals. 29 00:01:11,959 --> 00:01:13,000 - All right, I give up. 30 00:01:13,040 --> 00:01:16,000 What do we have here? - No one. 31 00:01:16,040 --> 00:01:17,480 That's my thesis. 32 00:01:17,519 --> 00:01:19,840 Our culture is unique in having no such mythology and-- 33 00:01:19,879 --> 00:01:22,799 - Oh, you're wrong my friend. 34 00:01:22,840 --> 00:01:24,359 - Excuse me? 35 00:01:24,400 --> 00:01:28,359 - There is a fella in America, who grants wishes. 36 00:01:28,400 --> 00:01:30,719 And only one to a customer. 37 00:01:30,760 --> 00:01:33,359 - And who is this fella? 38 00:01:33,400 --> 00:01:34,480 - O.W. Grant. 39 00:01:35,680 --> 00:01:37,799 That's his usual name. He's got many others. 40 00:01:37,840 --> 00:01:39,400 And he's an elusive son of a bitch. 41 00:01:39,439 --> 00:01:41,120 You'd get easier time finding a jinni. 42 00:01:41,159 --> 00:01:44,040 - So how come, we've never heard of this O.W. Grant? 43 00:01:44,079 --> 00:01:45,959 - You haven't heard O.W. Grant, 'cause America 44 00:01:46,000 --> 00:01:48,920 is a much younger place than Ireland or Arabia. 45 00:01:48,959 --> 00:01:51,280 Not too many people have had the chance to meet up with him. 46 00:01:51,319 --> 00:01:53,799 - Let me guess. You have. 47 00:01:53,840 --> 00:01:55,959 - I met him out at Interstate 60. 48 00:01:56,000 --> 00:01:57,480 Accidentally, that's his way. 49 00:01:57,519 --> 00:02:00,640 Folks don't find him, he finds them. 50 00:02:00,680 --> 00:02:03,040 He just kinda happens in to them, and they don't know who 51 00:02:03,079 --> 00:02:06,159 he is or what he does until he does it. 52 00:02:06,200 --> 00:02:08,000 And mostly he messes with them, plays tricks, 53 00:02:08,039 --> 00:02:11,039 'cause that's his way too, but sometimes, 54 00:02:11,080 --> 00:02:14,439 if he takes a shine to you, he'll play it straight. 55 00:02:14,479 --> 00:02:17,199 Now, one story says that his daddy was a leprechaun, 56 00:02:17,240 --> 00:02:18,599 came over here with Irish. 57 00:02:18,639 --> 00:02:21,599 Now, midgets are notorious skirt chasers. 58 00:02:21,639 --> 00:02:25,439 This leprechaun goes and knocks up a Cheyenne Indian. 59 00:02:25,479 --> 00:02:27,639 Cheyenne get the land taken away in the end up 60 00:02:27,680 --> 00:02:32,800 with the immortal, nomadic half-breed with magical powers. 61 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:35,719 - Interstate 60, you said? - Hmmm? 62 00:02:38,400 --> 00:02:41,159 - [Man] So, what does this O.W. Grant look like? 63 00:02:41,199 --> 00:02:42,960 - Red bow tie. 64 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:46,479 He smokes a pipe, carved in the image of a monkey. 65 00:02:46,520 --> 00:02:47,919 Maybe you'd be better of writing your 66 00:02:47,960 --> 00:02:49,840 thesis without mentioning O.W. 67 00:02:49,879 --> 00:02:52,919 He'd probable rather not have people knowing about him. 68 00:02:52,960 --> 00:02:55,280 - You got it. - Good night. 69 00:02:59,039 --> 00:03:00,520 - Hey Quincy, check this out. 70 00:03:00,560 --> 00:03:03,199 There is no Interstate 60. 71 00:03:03,240 --> 00:03:05,039 I-65, 64, 66, and 69. 72 00:03:07,240 --> 00:03:08,240 No I-60. 73 00:03:10,719 --> 00:03:13,199 - I guess tonight's everybody's full-of-shit night. 74 00:03:13,240 --> 00:03:17,199 Guy with a red bow tie and a monkey pipe, who grants wishes. 75 00:03:17,240 --> 00:03:18,159 Right. 76 00:03:18,199 --> 00:03:21,280 (frolicking music) 77 00:03:29,680 --> 00:03:31,159 - No, damn it, look, 78 00:03:31,199 --> 00:03:33,120 I need, that bid in before 12. 79 00:03:33,159 --> 00:03:35,599 Yeah it's critical, just. 80 00:03:35,639 --> 00:03:37,240 Right, call West. 81 00:03:40,120 --> 00:03:41,039 Holy shit! 82 00:03:44,159 --> 00:03:45,199 - You broke the jaw. 83 00:03:45,240 --> 00:03:48,400 - I'm sorry mister, I didn't see you. 84 00:03:50,240 --> 00:03:52,360 Are, are you OK come on? 85 00:03:53,080 --> 00:03:54,199 Are you all right? 86 00:03:54,240 --> 00:03:55,159 - Jesus. 87 00:03:55,199 --> 00:03:57,919 (car horn honking) - Don't! Stop! 88 00:03:57,960 --> 00:03:59,319 - Oh man! 89 00:03:59,360 --> 00:04:00,360 My bike! 90 00:04:01,120 --> 00:04:04,400 - Look, I'm sorry. I'll pay. 91 00:04:04,439 --> 00:04:06,000 Oh goddammit! 92 00:04:06,039 --> 00:04:07,719 Oh goddammit, look at my suit. 93 00:04:07,759 --> 00:04:09,280 Oh shit... 94 00:04:09,319 --> 00:04:10,360 Oh fuck. 95 00:04:11,560 --> 00:04:13,080 I've got a sales meeting at 11 o'clock. 96 00:04:13,120 --> 00:04:15,080 This is a fucking disaster. 97 00:04:15,120 --> 00:04:18,439 My phone is my fucking life line. 98 00:04:18,480 --> 00:04:19,639 Goddammit. 99 00:04:19,680 --> 00:04:21,519 - Oh I say everything happens for a reason. 100 00:04:21,560 --> 00:04:24,199 May I guess, I just needed a new bike. 101 00:04:24,240 --> 00:04:26,720 - I, for one, did not need this shit in my life. 102 00:04:26,759 --> 00:04:29,120 Not today. Of all fucking days! 103 00:04:29,160 --> 00:04:32,399 Goddammit, I wish, this had never happened! 104 00:04:32,439 --> 00:04:35,199 I wish, it hadn't happened, I wish, it hadn't happened! 105 00:04:35,240 --> 00:04:36,519 - Was that your wish? 106 00:04:36,560 --> 00:04:38,360 If you had a wish, you wished, this hadn't happened? 107 00:04:38,399 --> 00:04:39,480 Fucking-A right! 108 00:04:40,839 --> 00:04:41,800 - Granted! 109 00:04:41,839 --> 00:04:44,600 Mr. Baker. (mystical music) 110 00:04:44,639 --> 00:04:47,040 - How did you know my name? 111 00:04:56,680 --> 00:04:59,639 (frolicking music) 112 00:05:09,560 --> 00:05:11,920 Damn it, I need the bid in before 12. 113 00:05:11,959 --> 00:05:14,199 Yeah it's critical. 114 00:05:14,240 --> 00:05:16,480 Look, just call West have him fax 115 00:05:16,519 --> 00:05:18,639 the time sheet to the main office. 116 00:05:18,680 --> 00:05:22,920 Get it there by, speak up, I can't hear you. 117 00:05:22,959 --> 00:05:26,800 I said I-- (car horn honking) 118 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:31,759 - Some people just don't know what to wish for. 119 00:05:33,040 --> 00:05:35,879 * Hit me in the blind spot, ever again * 120 00:05:35,920 --> 00:05:40,319 * And I don't have to tell you why * 121 00:05:40,360 --> 00:05:42,000 * Stay where you are * 122 00:05:42,040 --> 00:05:46,319 * Never stay where you are * 123 00:05:46,360 --> 00:05:49,279 * Don't try to make this special * 124 00:05:49,319 --> 00:05:53,199 * I can't help but to bring you down * 125 00:05:53,240 --> 00:05:58,079 * But I know you'll find me out * 126 00:05:58,120 --> 00:06:00,040 - As for my part in this story, well, 127 00:06:00,079 --> 00:06:02,600 it began on a Tuesday, September 18th. 128 00:06:02,639 --> 00:06:05,800 My birthday, my 22nd birthday to be exact. 129 00:06:05,839 --> 00:06:08,319 Oh, I'm Neal Oliver. 130 00:06:08,360 --> 00:06:11,360 And this mess, is my apartment in St. Louis. Missouri. 131 00:06:11,399 --> 00:06:15,680 Where at this particular moment I was at MajorDecision.com. 132 00:06:15,720 --> 00:06:18,240 Should I wear a tie to lunch? 133 00:06:32,720 --> 00:06:33,519 Damn. 134 00:06:36,240 --> 00:06:39,240 Happy birthday Neal, oh sweetie. 135 00:06:40,639 --> 00:06:42,120 Truth. 136 00:06:42,160 --> 00:06:43,519 You are not mad, that I'm bailing on you tonight? 137 00:06:43,560 --> 00:06:44,519 - No, no no no. 138 00:06:44,560 --> 00:06:46,040 I mean how cool it you be for you, 139 00:06:46,079 --> 00:06:47,839 to bomb your psyche-test because of a stupid concert. 140 00:06:47,879 --> 00:06:50,279 - No ah-ah, you have got to wait until lunch. 141 00:06:50,319 --> 00:06:51,600 That's your family rules. 142 00:06:51,639 --> 00:06:55,680 But you can open this, I intercepted your snail mail. 143 00:06:58,319 --> 00:06:59,920 - It's the reality check. 144 00:06:59,959 --> 00:07:01,480 I'm game over on the art scholarship. 145 00:07:01,519 --> 00:07:03,079 - Well you should at least open it. 146 00:07:03,120 --> 00:07:06,120 - I can tell a rejection by weight. 147 00:07:08,959 --> 00:07:11,920 - You are the wrong sex, the wrong color 148 00:07:11,959 --> 00:07:14,279 and your family has too much money, I'm sorry. 149 00:07:14,319 --> 00:07:17,800 - Just don't, don't mention anything to my old man, please. 150 00:07:17,839 --> 00:07:19,720 - You are so weird. - What? 151 00:07:19,759 --> 00:07:22,199 - Well, you actually supposed to cut your grapefruit 152 00:07:22,240 --> 00:07:23,480 in half and eat it with a spoon 153 00:07:23,519 --> 00:07:26,199 not peel it, and eat it like an orange. 154 00:07:26,240 --> 00:07:27,680 Oh look. it's her. 155 00:07:28,680 --> 00:07:29,600 Again. 156 00:07:29,639 --> 00:07:31,399 Should I be like jealous? 157 00:07:31,439 --> 00:07:33,959 - Well maybe if she was real. 158 00:07:34,000 --> 00:07:36,160 So, I had another dream about her, last night. 159 00:07:36,199 --> 00:07:39,399 She was in jail, it's gotta mean something. 160 00:07:39,439 --> 00:07:43,199 - I'll tell you what it means, you saw her once somewhere 161 00:07:43,240 --> 00:07:44,800 and it made a subconscious impression, 162 00:07:44,839 --> 00:07:47,399 the impression came back to you in a dream, so you drew her 163 00:07:47,439 --> 00:07:49,319 which made the impression stronger. 164 00:07:49,360 --> 00:07:51,560 You dream, you draw, you draw, you dream 165 00:07:51,600 --> 00:07:52,800 Now it's a vicious cycle. 166 00:07:52,839 --> 00:07:55,959 So quit drawing her, and it'll end. 167 00:07:56,000 --> 00:07:57,600 - Well, thank you Carl Jung. 168 00:07:57,639 --> 00:08:00,519 Fact is, I enjoy drawing her. 169 00:08:00,560 --> 00:08:03,399 But, am I. Am I any good at this Sally? 170 00:08:03,439 --> 00:08:05,399 Because today is the deadline of the Conrad Competition. 171 00:08:05,439 --> 00:08:07,120 Now should I even enter a piece? 172 00:08:07,160 --> 00:08:08,040 - Don't ask me Neal. 173 00:08:08,079 --> 00:08:09,879 I don't want to be judgmental. 174 00:08:09,920 --> 00:08:12,399 But I do know, that just because you enjoy doing something, 175 00:08:12,439 --> 00:08:13,680 doesn't necessarily mean that you should make it 176 00:08:13,720 --> 00:08:14,720 your career. 177 00:08:35,879 --> 00:08:37,360 Here, no worries. 178 00:08:38,639 --> 00:08:41,159 - [Neal] As I said it all started on my 22nd birthday. 179 00:08:41,200 --> 00:08:42,440 Specifically here. 180 00:08:42,480 --> 00:08:44,519 At my traditional birthday lunch. 181 00:08:44,559 --> 00:08:47,399 As always, my father had picked the restaurant. 182 00:08:47,440 --> 00:08:49,399 Attending with the usual suspects. 183 00:08:49,440 --> 00:08:51,519 Sally, who my parents actually liked maybe 184 00:08:51,559 --> 00:08:52,960 even more than I did. 185 00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:55,159 My dad Daniel. Attorney at law. 186 00:08:55,200 --> 00:08:57,440 My mom Marlene. The attorney's wife. 187 00:08:57,480 --> 00:08:59,799 And my sister and best friend Nancy. 188 00:08:59,840 --> 00:09:01,600 Put on earth by the grace of God, 189 00:09:01,639 --> 00:09:03,720 to keep me from going insane. 190 00:09:10,039 --> 00:09:13,039 (applauding) 191 00:09:13,080 --> 00:09:15,960 - OK, OK so what did you wish for? 192 00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:18,480 Please tell me that it was something about us. 193 00:09:18,519 --> 00:09:21,679 - I'm guessing, he wished he could go skydiving again. 194 00:09:21,720 --> 00:09:22,799 - God forbid. 195 00:09:24,080 --> 00:09:26,200 - Oh no, no. Neal you didn't. 196 00:09:26,240 --> 00:09:27,600 - Why, if I tell her, it won't come true. 197 00:09:27,639 --> 00:09:30,000 - Actually that's an old wife's tale. 198 00:09:30,039 --> 00:09:32,360 The truth is, you should always tell your wish. 199 00:09:32,399 --> 00:09:34,879 Kinda karma thing, put it out there, project it. 200 00:09:34,919 --> 00:09:36,919 Then it just might come true. 201 00:09:36,960 --> 00:09:38,000 - Never heard of that before. 202 00:09:38,039 --> 00:09:40,279 - Oh, it's true. Believe me. 203 00:09:40,320 --> 00:09:41,279 I know. 204 00:09:41,320 --> 00:09:43,240 I'll cut this for you. 205 00:09:44,360 --> 00:09:47,000 - OK, so now you have to tell us. 206 00:09:47,039 --> 00:09:49,519 - Yeah, come on, tell us Neilo. 207 00:09:49,559 --> 00:09:50,600 - OK. 208 00:09:52,559 --> 00:09:53,639 I wished for... 209 00:09:55,480 --> 00:09:56,799 An answer. 210 00:09:56,840 --> 00:09:59,639 - An answer, OK an answer to what? 211 00:10:01,639 --> 00:10:03,519 - An answer to my life. 212 00:10:04,440 --> 00:10:05,639 - Here it is. 213 00:10:05,679 --> 00:10:07,120 Happy birthday son. 214 00:10:07,159 --> 00:10:10,559 Your admission to the Bradford Law Fellowship. 215 00:10:10,600 --> 00:10:13,000 Just do the interview next month, on October 15th, 216 00:10:13,039 --> 00:10:13,919 and you're in. 217 00:10:13,960 --> 00:10:15,519 It's all arranged. By me. 218 00:10:15,559 --> 00:10:17,600 And you can take that to the bank. 219 00:10:17,639 --> 00:10:19,600 - Dad, I told you, I wasn't sure yet. 220 00:10:19,639 --> 00:10:23,080 - Well, I can be sure for the both of us. 221 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:26,720 - Last candle gone. 222 00:10:27,639 --> 00:10:29,200 Take it with you. 223 00:10:29,240 --> 00:10:33,360 That is, if you want your wish granted. 224 00:10:33,399 --> 00:10:34,200 - Thanks. 225 00:10:35,360 --> 00:10:36,159 Oh, cool. 226 00:10:38,200 --> 00:10:40,679 That's my color too, thank you. 227 00:10:52,200 --> 00:10:53,639 Sable brushes. 228 00:10:53,679 --> 00:10:56,799 Nance, you're the best Nance. 229 00:10:56,840 --> 00:10:57,799 Thank you. - You're welcome. 230 00:10:57,840 --> 00:10:59,240 - Best for last. 231 00:11:00,639 --> 00:11:02,120 Happy birthday son. 232 00:11:06,600 --> 00:11:08,000 Isn't it perfect? 233 00:11:08,039 --> 00:11:09,039 Fire engine red. 234 00:11:09,080 --> 00:11:10,600 You have no idea, 235 00:11:10,639 --> 00:11:13,000 how hard it was to find a red convertible in this town. 236 00:11:13,039 --> 00:11:16,240 Fuel injected, 160 horses, car phone. 237 00:11:17,320 --> 00:11:19,960 Yeah, I even got you special plates. 238 00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:21,759 Oh boy, I would have killed for a car like this, 239 00:11:21,799 --> 00:11:23,399 when I was your age. 240 00:11:23,440 --> 00:11:25,159 Aw, you know I thought it was high time for an image change, 241 00:11:25,200 --> 00:11:27,399 and what better way to start. 242 00:11:27,440 --> 00:11:28,759 Now, you see, 243 00:11:28,799 --> 00:11:31,559 the engine is a 2.5 liter dual overhead cam, inline six, 244 00:11:31,600 --> 00:11:32,679 with electronic... 245 00:11:32,720 --> 00:11:34,000 - [Neal] As usual, it was all about him. 246 00:11:34,039 --> 00:11:35,600 His idea of cool. 247 00:11:35,639 --> 00:11:37,360 Red was his color. Not mine. 248 00:11:37,399 --> 00:11:39,600 It was his pet phrase on the license plate. 249 00:11:39,639 --> 00:11:42,200 Clearly he was excepting me to become him. 250 00:11:42,240 --> 00:11:45,399 Well, isn't it the best present, you could ever get? 251 00:11:45,440 --> 00:11:49,320 - [Sally] It's awesome, come on Neal, take me for a ride. 252 00:11:49,360 --> 00:11:50,240 - Well, son? 253 00:11:51,840 --> 00:11:53,639 Neal! - Oh my God! 254 00:11:53,679 --> 00:11:54,759 - Son! 255 00:11:54,799 --> 00:11:57,039 Son somebody call 911. 256 00:11:57,080 --> 00:12:00,559 Neal, Neal, are you all right? 257 00:12:00,600 --> 00:12:01,799 Talk to me son. 258 00:12:02,960 --> 00:12:06,480 Neal. (foreboding music) 259 00:12:19,360 --> 00:12:21,840 (chattering) 260 00:12:35,159 --> 00:12:36,799 (door knocking) 261 00:12:36,840 --> 00:12:39,840 - Hey, St. Louis's finest thin crust. 262 00:12:43,039 --> 00:12:44,840 You're all right Nealo? 263 00:12:44,879 --> 00:12:46,879 - Yeah, yeah, just, 264 00:12:46,919 --> 00:12:49,679 it only hurts when I think. 265 00:12:49,720 --> 00:12:50,679 They want to keep me overnight, 266 00:12:50,720 --> 00:12:51,840 to log some tests in the morning 267 00:12:51,879 --> 00:12:55,840 make sure, my perception is like worked, yeah. 268 00:12:56,919 --> 00:12:58,240 You're a goddess, Nance. 269 00:12:58,279 --> 00:12:59,360 - I know. 270 00:12:59,399 --> 00:13:02,200 So, what's your perception of a dad 271 00:13:02,240 --> 00:13:06,200 who buys you the gift, he wants for himself? 272 00:13:06,240 --> 00:13:08,559 - About the same as toxic waste. 273 00:13:08,600 --> 00:13:10,600 - Your perception is fine. 274 00:13:10,639 --> 00:13:12,000 That is one hell of a way getting out of 275 00:13:12,039 --> 00:13:14,519 answering Dad about the car. 276 00:13:14,559 --> 00:13:15,639 - Yeah... 277 00:13:15,679 --> 00:13:16,799 - Mom and Dad are going to be here soon, 278 00:13:16,840 --> 00:13:18,679 what are you gonna tell them? 279 00:13:18,720 --> 00:13:19,559 - Lies. 280 00:13:20,720 --> 00:13:23,000 Well the truth is just gonna piss him off. 281 00:13:23,039 --> 00:13:25,039 - Well maybe that's a good thing. 282 00:13:25,080 --> 00:13:26,399 - No, no. 283 00:13:26,440 --> 00:13:27,320 Because then I'm gonna get the whole riff, 284 00:13:27,360 --> 00:13:28,559 about how I'm letting him down. 285 00:13:28,600 --> 00:13:31,120 It's just easy if I role with it. 286 00:13:31,159 --> 00:13:33,320 And maybe someone will steal it. 287 00:13:33,360 --> 00:13:35,720 (laughing) 288 00:13:41,679 --> 00:13:44,080 - First a little visual warm up? 289 00:13:44,120 --> 00:13:45,960 I'll hold up a card, you name the suit. 290 00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:47,759 I'm gonna go faster and faster. 291 00:13:47,799 --> 00:13:49,840 So, see if you can keep up. 292 00:13:50,919 --> 00:13:52,039 - OK. 293 00:13:53,879 --> 00:13:54,720 Diamond. 294 00:13:55,720 --> 00:13:56,799 Club. 295 00:13:56,840 --> 00:13:57,840 Spade. 296 00:13:57,879 --> 00:13:58,720 Heart. 297 00:13:58,759 --> 00:13:59,559 Diamond. 298 00:13:59,600 --> 00:14:00,399 Spade. 299 00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:01,200 Diamond. 300 00:14:01,240 --> 00:14:01,919 Heart. 301 00:14:01,960 --> 00:14:02,919 Club. 302 00:14:02,960 --> 00:14:04,000 Spade. 303 00:14:04,039 --> 00:14:05,000 Heart. 304 00:14:05,039 --> 00:14:05,919 Diamond. 305 00:14:05,960 --> 00:14:07,399 Club. Heart. 306 00:14:07,440 --> 00:14:08,519 Spade. Diamond. 307 00:14:08,559 --> 00:14:09,600 Club. Spade. 308 00:14:09,639 --> 00:14:10,639 Heart. 309 00:14:10,679 --> 00:14:11,480 Club. 310 00:14:11,519 --> 00:14:12,600 Spade. Heart. 311 00:14:15,440 --> 00:14:16,960 Did I pass? 312 00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:17,799 - No. 313 00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:21,399 But few people do. 314 00:14:22,320 --> 00:14:25,200 - Black hearts, red spades? 315 00:14:25,240 --> 00:14:26,639 Come on, that's like cheating. 316 00:14:26,679 --> 00:14:28,799 - Aah, experience has conditioned you into 317 00:14:28,840 --> 00:14:30,120 thinking that all hearts are red, 318 00:14:30,159 --> 00:14:31,879 and all spades are black. 319 00:14:31,919 --> 00:14:33,639 Because their shapes are similar. 320 00:14:33,679 --> 00:14:35,679 It's easier for your mind to interpret them, 321 00:14:35,720 --> 00:14:37,200 based on that past experience, 322 00:14:37,240 --> 00:14:40,840 than open to an idea that they can be different. 323 00:14:40,879 --> 00:14:42,600 We see what we expect to see. 324 00:14:42,639 --> 00:14:45,759 Not necessarily, what's really there. 325 00:14:45,799 --> 00:14:50,600 Children who have never played cards always pass this test. 326 00:14:50,639 --> 00:14:52,519 Makes you wonder how many other things are right in 327 00:14:52,559 --> 00:14:54,600 front of you, sight, sound, smell 328 00:14:54,639 --> 00:14:55,879 that you can't experience, 329 00:14:55,919 --> 00:14:58,879 because you've been conditioned not to? 330 00:14:58,919 --> 00:15:02,679 The good news is, if we'll do the test again you will pass. 331 00:15:02,720 --> 00:15:03,919 Once you are aware, 332 00:15:03,960 --> 00:15:06,200 that there can be black hearts and red spades, 333 00:15:06,240 --> 00:15:08,480 you'll be able to perceive them. 334 00:15:08,519 --> 00:15:09,519 Your brain is wired, 335 00:15:09,559 --> 00:15:11,200 just like the Interstate Highways System. 336 00:15:11,240 --> 00:15:13,960 It's easier to go from one well traveled place to another 337 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:18,679 but the places in between, off the highway... 338 00:15:18,720 --> 00:15:19,919 Even though they're there, 339 00:15:19,960 --> 00:15:23,120 most people just zip right pass them. 340 00:15:24,559 --> 00:15:27,360 - Well, that's cool trick but there aren't any card games 341 00:15:27,399 --> 00:15:29,519 with red spades and black hearts. 342 00:15:29,559 --> 00:15:31,519 - Well, how do you know? 343 00:15:38,639 --> 00:15:40,679 - Mr. Oliver, I'm Dr. Craig. 344 00:15:40,720 --> 00:15:42,799 You ready to take some tests? 345 00:15:42,840 --> 00:15:44,080 - Yeah, yeah. 346 00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:47,919 Well, that was some warmup practice you got there, 347 00:15:47,960 --> 00:15:49,480 that guy Ray. 348 00:15:49,519 --> 00:15:50,639 - Who? 349 00:15:50,679 --> 00:15:51,799 - Ray, you know, that guy who was just? 350 00:15:51,840 --> 00:15:52,759 He just left. 351 00:15:52,799 --> 00:15:54,000 You know, with the trick cards. 352 00:15:54,039 --> 00:15:56,879 - No, there is no one on staff, named Ray. 353 00:15:56,919 --> 00:15:58,080 - No, he was just here. 354 00:15:58,120 --> 00:16:00,639 The, you know the, wacky guy, with the cards. 355 00:16:00,679 --> 00:16:01,919 With the light-green lab coat. 356 00:16:01,960 --> 00:16:03,399 - The staff wears blue here, not green. 357 00:16:03,440 --> 00:16:06,679 But we can test your color perception. 358 00:16:08,080 --> 00:16:10,440 Dropped the seven of harts. 359 00:16:10,480 --> 00:16:13,200 (mystical jingling) 360 00:16:13,240 --> 00:16:16,519 (door knocking) - Come on in son. 361 00:16:16,559 --> 00:16:18,879 So, how's that new car? 362 00:16:18,919 --> 00:16:22,320 Awesome? - Yeah dad, it's very awesome. 363 00:16:24,600 --> 00:16:27,080 - [Father] What is on your mind, son? 364 00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:31,039 - Well, I'm not so sure about this Bradford thing, Dad. 365 00:16:31,080 --> 00:16:35,039 It just, it seems little too easy, you know. 366 00:16:35,919 --> 00:16:37,159 - I spent years working very hard, 367 00:16:37,200 --> 00:16:38,960 so it would be easy for you. 368 00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:40,600 What, you wanna work nights in that warehouse 369 00:16:40,639 --> 00:16:41,600 for the rest of your life? 370 00:16:41,639 --> 00:16:43,039 - Come on Dad, 371 00:16:43,080 --> 00:16:44,440 that's just so I don't have to ask you for cash. 372 00:16:44,480 --> 00:16:46,799 - Son, let me give you some Daniel Olivier philosophy. 373 00:16:46,840 --> 00:16:48,120 And you can take it to the bank. 374 00:16:48,159 --> 00:16:50,759 When ever someone offers you an advantage, take it. 375 00:16:50,799 --> 00:16:52,600 And this program is an advantage. 376 00:16:52,639 --> 00:16:54,519 It will get you to any law school in the country. 377 00:16:54,559 --> 00:16:56,679 - Hmm, what America needs, another lawyer. 378 00:16:56,720 --> 00:17:00,399 - Another good lawyer, we can always use one of those. 379 00:17:00,440 --> 00:17:02,960 - That's what costs 30 Gs? - 32,200. 380 00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:05,279 I outbid two major collectors to get it. 381 00:17:05,319 --> 00:17:07,160 - That's a lot of money for a drop cloth. 382 00:17:07,200 --> 00:17:08,359 - That shows you how much you know. 383 00:17:08,400 --> 00:17:10,119 That is Franklin Samuel original. 384 00:17:10,160 --> 00:17:13,000 He's a name artist, if you ever sell anything, 385 00:17:13,039 --> 00:17:15,079 the operative would been if, maybe, 386 00:17:15,119 --> 00:17:18,119 maybe, your opinion will count. 387 00:17:18,160 --> 00:17:20,319 - Look Dad, I'm just not sure, OK? 388 00:17:20,359 --> 00:17:23,759 I thought about, maybe taking some time off. 389 00:17:23,799 --> 00:17:24,960 - Time off for what? 390 00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:26,160 - Sort of take stock, you know, 391 00:17:26,200 --> 00:17:28,119 try and figure some things out. 392 00:17:28,160 --> 00:17:29,440 - Waste your time with your art? 393 00:17:29,480 --> 00:17:32,799 It's a hobby son, would you leave it at that? 394 00:17:32,839 --> 00:17:35,880 Look, I got you into Bradford, because Prat's on the board, 395 00:17:35,920 --> 00:17:37,119 and he won't be next year. 396 00:17:37,160 --> 00:17:38,599 So if you don't take advantage of this now, 397 00:17:38,640 --> 00:17:40,799 there won't be a next time. 398 00:17:40,839 --> 00:17:42,599 Why not just go through the program? 399 00:17:42,640 --> 00:17:45,119 If you ultimately decide, law school is not for you, 400 00:17:45,160 --> 00:17:47,559 then, I'll, live with it. 401 00:17:47,599 --> 00:17:49,200 But at least you'll be Bradford fellow 402 00:17:49,240 --> 00:17:52,000 and that's something you can always take to the bank. 403 00:17:52,039 --> 00:17:55,400 Then you can, you know, figure things out. 404 00:17:55,440 --> 00:17:58,000 - So you're going Bradford, huh? 405 00:17:58,039 --> 00:17:59,880 I thought you weren't sure. - I'm not. 406 00:17:59,920 --> 00:18:02,640 I think it would be stupid not to at least give it a shot. 407 00:18:02,680 --> 00:18:04,799 - Can't let down the old man. 408 00:18:04,839 --> 00:18:06,119 Bought you off with a fancy car? 409 00:18:06,160 --> 00:18:09,400 - He's maximizing his options, Frank, it's very mature. 410 00:18:09,440 --> 00:18:13,039 We should be supportive, not judgmental. 411 00:18:19,920 --> 00:18:23,960 - Look for the good in your fellow man. 412 00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:27,960 - Oh, the warm wind of romance blows around you. 413 00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:31,519 - With good health, prosperity will follow. 414 00:18:33,960 --> 00:18:36,279 - October 15th, are you sure? 415 00:18:37,720 --> 00:18:39,839 October 15th, that's the day of my Bradford interview. 416 00:18:39,880 --> 00:18:41,279 - Let me see that. 417 00:18:43,359 --> 00:18:45,720 OK, you got me, it's blank. 418 00:18:49,839 --> 00:18:51,720 - [Neal] What the hell? 419 00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:02,599 - You see, I would never get on that shit, never. 420 00:19:02,640 --> 00:19:05,039 Just, leave everything behind, 421 00:19:05,079 --> 00:19:06,079 not knowing where are you going. 422 00:19:06,119 --> 00:19:07,599 I can't believe that you would Neal. 423 00:19:07,640 --> 00:19:12,240 Just, leave your friends, and your family, and for what? 424 00:19:13,400 --> 00:19:16,680 Hey, earth to Neal. What's the matter? 425 00:19:17,640 --> 00:19:18,920 - Sally my fortune. 426 00:19:18,960 --> 00:19:20,960 Didn't it say, October 15th, are you sure? 427 00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:22,160 - Obviously it didn't. 428 00:19:22,200 --> 00:19:23,799 - At the restaurant, when I showed it to you, 429 00:19:23,839 --> 00:19:25,079 isn't that what it said? 430 00:19:25,119 --> 00:19:26,279 - Why are you making such a big deal about this? 431 00:19:26,319 --> 00:19:28,279 - Because it is bugging me. That's why. 432 00:19:28,319 --> 00:19:30,400 - You're just projecting your anxiety, 433 00:19:30,440 --> 00:19:33,200 about your decision, and that is natural. 434 00:19:33,240 --> 00:19:35,240 It's OK. You'll do great. 435 00:19:36,119 --> 00:19:38,960 Because that's who you are. 436 00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:42,400 Here, just take a nice deep breath, relax. 437 00:19:43,160 --> 00:19:44,839 - Sally, listen to me. 438 00:19:44,880 --> 00:19:46,200 What are the chances? 439 00:19:46,240 --> 00:19:48,000 That of all cookies in that kitchen, 440 00:19:48,039 --> 00:19:49,960 that exact one ended up on a plate, 441 00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:52,000 that was taken to our table, and I picked it? 442 00:19:52,039 --> 00:19:53,400 - It was blank, Neal. 443 00:19:53,440 --> 00:19:57,200 The fortune was blank. You projected. 444 00:19:57,240 --> 00:20:00,200 (foreboding music) 445 00:20:00,240 --> 00:20:01,880 - [Neal] I projected? 446 00:20:01,920 --> 00:20:03,039 Right. 447 00:20:03,079 --> 00:20:04,200 That was the politically correct way to say 448 00:20:04,240 --> 00:20:08,079 I was seeing things, what a lovely thought. 449 00:20:09,319 --> 00:20:11,079 I worked graveyard shifts at the grocery warehouse, 450 00:20:11,119 --> 00:20:12,519 filling orders for the trucks to take to 451 00:20:12,559 --> 00:20:14,200 the various stores in the morning. 452 00:20:14,240 --> 00:20:16,039 I liked it for three reasons. 453 00:20:16,079 --> 00:20:17,400 I'd gotten the job on my own. 454 00:20:17,440 --> 00:20:18,680 It paid enough that I didn't have to ask 455 00:20:18,720 --> 00:20:20,279 the old man for cash. 456 00:20:20,319 --> 00:20:22,200 And it annoyed Daniel that his son was even working 457 00:20:22,240 --> 00:20:23,680 at such a low-class job. 458 00:20:23,720 --> 00:20:25,279 (buzzer ringing) 459 00:20:25,319 --> 00:20:27,640 - I hear you are quittin' to become some big shot lawyer 460 00:20:27,680 --> 00:20:30,039 in your new fancy-ass car, hmmm? 461 00:20:30,079 --> 00:20:31,519 Well, whooptie-do. 462 00:20:33,200 --> 00:20:35,319 - Hey, Kirby, give the kid a break. 463 00:20:35,359 --> 00:20:37,160 - You just remember that no matter how hot shit 464 00:20:37,200 --> 00:20:40,559 you think you are, it's always gonna be more the same. 465 00:20:40,599 --> 00:20:42,160 Just another high school. 466 00:20:42,200 --> 00:20:43,880 - High School? - Hell yeah. 467 00:20:43,920 --> 00:20:44,960 Everything in life is like high school. 468 00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:46,680 They're just changin' names. 469 00:20:46,720 --> 00:20:48,279 Well, you take this place. 470 00:20:48,319 --> 00:20:50,200 Instead of a principal, we've got boss. 471 00:20:50,240 --> 00:20:51,960 Instead of teachers, supervisors. 472 00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:54,119 Instead of assignments, they give us work orders 473 00:20:54,160 --> 00:20:58,640 and if you fuck up them work orders, you get fired. 474 00:20:58,680 --> 00:21:00,119 Instead of expelled. 475 00:21:00,160 --> 00:21:05,319 Oh yeah, names are different, but it is exact same shit. 476 00:21:05,839 --> 00:21:06,640 High school. 477 00:21:10,400 --> 00:21:11,559 Damaged goods. 478 00:21:11,599 --> 00:21:14,039 Well, store can't sell them. 479 00:21:15,160 --> 00:21:19,400 Guess I'll just have to take them off their hands. 480 00:21:21,640 --> 00:21:24,880 - Is he right, Otis, I mean is everything more the same? 481 00:21:24,920 --> 00:21:27,079 - Yeah, if you look at it like that. 482 00:21:27,119 --> 00:21:30,200 I mean, look at me, I show up here, see the same people, 483 00:21:30,240 --> 00:21:32,359 take shipment to the same stores, 484 00:21:32,400 --> 00:21:35,200 see those same people, eat at the same places, 485 00:21:35,240 --> 00:21:39,279 see those same people, but not really. 486 00:21:39,319 --> 00:21:40,599 See. 487 00:21:40,640 --> 00:21:44,279 I like seeing those people, well most of them any way. 488 00:21:44,319 --> 00:21:45,519 And if I want something different, 489 00:21:45,559 --> 00:21:47,200 I can make it different, go a different way. 490 00:21:47,240 --> 00:21:50,960 Eat at a different place, do an Interstate gig. 491 00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:53,799 See I never went to high school... 492 00:21:55,400 --> 00:21:57,000 Look at them. 493 00:21:57,039 --> 00:21:59,160 In the morning they will get up, and go to the store. 494 00:21:59,200 --> 00:22:00,960 And the pasta will be on the shelf where it always is, 495 00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:02,680 and not one of them will give a moment's 496 00:22:02,720 --> 00:22:05,319 thought as to how it got there. 497 00:22:05,359 --> 00:22:06,720 - Holy shit. 498 00:22:06,759 --> 00:22:07,640 That's her. 499 00:22:09,240 --> 00:22:10,599 I must have seen her on the billboard, 500 00:22:10,640 --> 00:22:13,000 and that's how she got in my dreams, that's wild. 501 00:22:13,039 --> 00:22:14,480 You dream about her? 502 00:22:14,519 --> 00:22:16,039 - Yeah, yeah, Yes. 503 00:22:16,079 --> 00:22:19,319 Pretty silly, huh. - Maybe it means something. 504 00:22:19,359 --> 00:22:20,799 - Like what? 505 00:22:20,839 --> 00:22:23,400 - Like the thunderbolt, you know, love at the first sight. 506 00:22:23,440 --> 00:22:26,599 - Oh come on Otis, that's just fairytale stuff. 507 00:22:26,640 --> 00:22:28,359 - That's how I met my wife. 508 00:22:28,400 --> 00:22:30,200 Spotted her in a crowd at the riverfront, 509 00:22:30,240 --> 00:22:32,319 4th of July fireworks. 510 00:22:32,359 --> 00:22:33,640 Couldn't take my eyes of her. 511 00:22:33,680 --> 00:22:37,039 Fireworks were up there, but I was staring at her. 512 00:22:37,079 --> 00:22:38,319 And I just knew. 513 00:22:39,240 --> 00:22:41,440 - Well, see, all my girlfriends, 514 00:22:41,480 --> 00:22:43,599 are always a reaction to the one I had last. 515 00:22:43,640 --> 00:22:46,880 Like, Janet was so opinionated about my art, 516 00:22:46,920 --> 00:22:48,400 it drove me crazy. 517 00:22:48,440 --> 00:22:51,880 So I found Sally, who refuses to be judgmental about it. 518 00:22:51,920 --> 00:22:54,400 Meanwhile she's trying to psychoanalyze me. 519 00:22:54,440 --> 00:22:57,200 So she is not the one either. 520 00:22:57,240 --> 00:22:59,799 - Then maybe you should go after her? 521 00:22:59,839 --> 00:23:01,359 - Girl like that, she's a model, 522 00:23:01,400 --> 00:23:03,000 she's probably got guys fallen all over her. 523 00:23:03,039 --> 00:23:05,880 Guys with big portfolios. 524 00:23:05,920 --> 00:23:08,480 - Yeah, I guess it's kinda childish idea. 525 00:23:08,519 --> 00:23:09,640 Chasing a dream. 526 00:23:14,480 --> 00:23:17,599 (phone dialing) 527 00:23:17,640 --> 00:23:20,119 - Yeah hi, your billboard on Delmar & Wicker's, 528 00:23:20,160 --> 00:23:21,799 the one on the side of the building? 529 00:23:21,839 --> 00:23:24,519 Yeah, whose ad agency is that? 530 00:23:25,400 --> 00:23:27,440 No, no, no next to the Casino Queen billboard. 531 00:23:27,480 --> 00:23:32,039 The girl with the phone, says: "There is another choice." 532 00:23:32,079 --> 00:23:33,799 Blank, no, no it can't be blank. 533 00:23:33,839 --> 00:23:36,799 I was just there. I just saw it. 534 00:23:36,839 --> 00:23:38,519 No, I just saw it! 535 00:23:47,920 --> 00:23:50,839 Hey, what is the sign on the right said? 536 00:23:50,880 --> 00:23:54,000 - What, are you nuts, it's blank, man. 537 00:23:54,039 --> 00:23:57,519 (sad foreboding music) 538 00:24:22,680 --> 00:24:24,200 - [Woman] Neal Oliver. 539 00:24:24,240 --> 00:24:25,720 Your appointment has been scheduled for tomorrow. 540 00:24:25,759 --> 00:24:27,799 September 25th, 10 a.m. 541 00:24:27,839 --> 00:24:29,559 555 Olive Street. 542 00:24:29,599 --> 00:24:30,599 Suite 1300. 543 00:24:30,640 --> 00:24:32,400 No rescheduling. 544 00:24:32,440 --> 00:24:33,799 - Neal Oliver. - Who is this? 545 00:24:33,839 --> 00:24:35,000 - [Woman] Your appointment has been scheduled for tomorrow. 546 00:24:35,039 --> 00:24:36,519 - Hello? - September 25th. 547 00:24:36,559 --> 00:24:37,599 - Hello? - 10 a.m. 548 00:24:37,640 --> 00:24:39,119 555 Olive Street. 549 00:24:39,160 --> 00:24:41,640 Suite 1300, no rescheduling. 550 00:24:42,640 --> 00:24:45,559 (foreboding music) 551 00:25:24,039 --> 00:25:26,599 (gong ringing) 552 00:25:41,039 --> 00:25:42,519 - Morning, Mr. Oliver. 553 00:25:42,559 --> 00:25:44,839 Wasn't sure that you'd actually show up. 554 00:25:44,880 --> 00:25:46,559 Not everyone does. 555 00:25:47,920 --> 00:25:49,160 - Ray? 556 00:25:49,200 --> 00:25:51,359 - I've got a job for you, if you want it. 557 00:25:51,400 --> 00:25:55,119 Drive cross country, deliver a package. 558 00:25:55,160 --> 00:25:56,559 - Right, what the hell is going on here Ray? 559 00:25:56,599 --> 00:25:58,640 Because I'm seeing things on signs... 560 00:25:58,680 --> 00:26:00,960 In fortune cookies, I mean, weird messages! 561 00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:02,880 - Black hearts, or red spades. 562 00:26:02,920 --> 00:26:05,599 I told you, you can see them now. 563 00:26:05,640 --> 00:26:06,680 - What's it all about? 564 00:26:06,720 --> 00:26:08,200 - It's all about you, Neal. 565 00:26:08,240 --> 00:26:09,759 It's all about you. 566 00:26:11,640 --> 00:26:12,640 Here's the job. 567 00:26:15,880 --> 00:26:17,039 - [Neal] Misspelled Denver. 568 00:26:17,079 --> 00:26:18,200 - Did I now? 569 00:26:20,559 --> 00:26:21,960 - OK, so why me? 570 00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:22,759 Why not FedEx? 571 00:26:22,799 --> 00:26:24,119 What's in here, any way? 572 00:26:24,160 --> 00:26:25,960 - Can't really say. 573 00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:27,119 - You can't really say, because you don't know, 574 00:26:27,160 --> 00:26:29,039 or you do know, and don't want me to know? 575 00:26:29,079 --> 00:26:31,799 - Well either way, the result is the same. 576 00:26:31,839 --> 00:26:34,039 - So what's this job pay? 577 00:26:34,079 --> 00:26:35,920 - Can't really say. 578 00:26:35,960 --> 00:26:37,599 - Well, what's the catch? 579 00:26:37,640 --> 00:26:39,000 Or you can't really say that either? 580 00:26:39,039 --> 00:26:41,680 - Always wanting the answers, aren't you? 581 00:26:41,720 --> 00:26:46,359 Consider it, an interesting way to break in the new century. 582 00:26:46,400 --> 00:26:49,400 Or simply, a way to break in that new car. 583 00:26:49,440 --> 00:26:52,279 Before your Bradford interview. 584 00:26:52,319 --> 00:26:55,319 - How do you know about that? 585 00:26:55,359 --> 00:26:56,200 Open it. 586 00:27:07,799 --> 00:27:08,599 Sit down. 587 00:27:11,960 --> 00:27:13,559 Here's the deal. 588 00:27:13,599 --> 00:27:15,559 If you walk out of here with that package, 589 00:27:15,599 --> 00:27:16,640 you agree to deliver it. 590 00:27:16,680 --> 00:27:18,480 You don't loose it, you don't open it, 591 00:27:18,519 --> 00:27:22,200 and you don't try to find out what's inside it. 592 00:27:22,240 --> 00:27:24,799 You'll be compensated on the other end. 593 00:27:24,839 --> 00:27:27,240 Go by way of Interstate 60. 594 00:27:28,839 --> 00:27:31,559 Delivery date is October 2nd. 595 00:27:31,599 --> 00:27:35,839 So you'll have time to visit some towns, meet some people. 596 00:27:35,880 --> 00:27:37,640 See what's out there. 597 00:27:37,680 --> 00:27:40,000 Pick up some travelers' tales. 598 00:27:40,039 --> 00:27:41,640 Highway experiences. 599 00:27:42,680 --> 00:27:44,640 Episodes of the road. 600 00:27:45,920 --> 00:27:48,279 - This is too surreal. 601 00:27:48,319 --> 00:27:51,000 I mean, you, this office, 602 00:27:51,039 --> 00:27:54,559 the 13th floor of a building that has no 13th floor. 603 00:27:54,599 --> 00:27:56,839 My alarm clock's gonna go off any second. 604 00:27:56,880 --> 00:27:58,640 (alarm blaring) 605 00:27:58,680 --> 00:28:00,039 - Rise and shine. 606 00:28:01,880 --> 00:28:03,440 You're awake Neal. 607 00:28:03,480 --> 00:28:07,640 Could be you're awake for the first time in your life. 608 00:28:13,799 --> 00:28:15,720 It's our standard form. 609 00:28:23,839 --> 00:28:27,000 And I'll need you to seal it with the drop of your blood. 610 00:28:27,039 --> 00:28:27,920 - Blood? 611 00:28:27,960 --> 00:28:30,240 - Of course, I'm the devil. 612 00:28:32,200 --> 00:28:33,359 Just kidding. 613 00:28:34,480 --> 00:28:36,880 Traditionally, when a man means what he says, 614 00:28:36,920 --> 00:28:40,200 he'll put his blood where his mouth is. 615 00:28:41,960 --> 00:28:43,039 - All right. 616 00:28:45,880 --> 00:28:47,640 - Oh, one more thing. 617 00:28:47,680 --> 00:28:51,240 There's a killer out there, so be careful. 618 00:28:54,359 --> 00:28:56,559 - Now you tell me, after I sign? 619 00:28:56,599 --> 00:28:57,839 - Well the journey of life always includes 620 00:28:57,880 --> 00:28:59,880 a possibility of death. 621 00:28:59,920 --> 00:29:01,200 - Well this killer, what does he look like? 622 00:29:01,240 --> 00:29:04,880 - Who said it was a man? - It's a woman? 623 00:29:04,920 --> 00:29:08,400 It's not this Robin Fields, is it? 624 00:29:08,440 --> 00:29:10,839 I know, you can't really say. 625 00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:17,480 - I didn't misspell the name of that town. 626 00:29:17,519 --> 00:29:18,720 You'll find it. 627 00:29:18,759 --> 00:29:21,400 Just go west on Interstate 60. 628 00:29:22,759 --> 00:29:25,839 - Look, we've been over this, there is no Interstate 60. 629 00:29:25,880 --> 00:29:26,880 There's a US 60. 630 00:29:26,920 --> 00:29:28,599 But there is no Interstate 60. 631 00:29:28,640 --> 00:29:30,799 - Look, there's got to be. 632 00:29:30,839 --> 00:29:32,799 - Well look here, here is 70. 633 00:29:32,839 --> 00:29:35,680 The next major route south is 40. 634 00:29:35,720 --> 00:29:37,599 So if there was an I-60, 635 00:29:37,640 --> 00:29:40,039 it would have to be some where between 70 and 40. 636 00:29:40,079 --> 00:29:41,799 But, as you can see, it's not there. 637 00:29:41,839 --> 00:29:44,039 It simply doesn't exist. 638 00:29:45,240 --> 00:29:47,279 - Where do you find a highway, that doesn't exist? 639 00:29:47,319 --> 00:29:50,079 Well, I decided to look where it'd be if it did exist. 640 00:29:50,119 --> 00:29:51,839 Ray said that you don't find hidden places, 641 00:29:51,880 --> 00:29:53,400 by sticking to the well traveled routes 642 00:29:53,440 --> 00:29:56,039 So, I skipped well traveled Interstate 55, 643 00:29:56,079 --> 00:29:59,680 and went south on Bob Dylan's highway 61. 644 00:30:09,839 --> 00:30:11,599 And there she was again. 645 00:30:11,640 --> 00:30:13,599 Telling me, I was right. 646 00:30:13,640 --> 00:30:17,039 I was fast becoming a believer in signs. 647 00:30:20,400 --> 00:30:24,799 Hey it's you I'm delivering this package, isn't it? 648 00:30:25,880 --> 00:30:27,480 You're Robin Fields. 649 00:30:28,839 --> 00:30:31,880 All of the sudden it makes total sense. 650 00:30:31,920 --> 00:30:33,920 Cool. Very cool. 651 00:30:33,960 --> 00:30:35,400 Very, very cool. 652 00:30:41,039 --> 00:30:44,039 (calming music) 653 00:31:06,920 --> 00:31:09,640 You're the waiter, from my birthday party. 654 00:31:09,680 --> 00:31:11,839 - O.W. Grant. - Neal Oliver. 655 00:31:13,200 --> 00:31:15,359 It's a strange coincidence, seeing you here again. 656 00:31:15,400 --> 00:31:17,200 - Yeah well, only if you believe in coincidence. 657 00:31:17,240 --> 00:31:18,960 I prefer inevitability. 658 00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:20,799 Every event is inevitable. 659 00:31:20,839 --> 00:31:23,279 If it wasn't, it wouldn't happen. 660 00:31:23,319 --> 00:31:24,920 - Right. 661 00:31:24,960 --> 00:31:28,519 - Oh, I forgot to give you your birthday present. 662 00:31:39,839 --> 00:31:41,799 Remember your wish? 663 00:31:41,839 --> 00:31:42,880 - Oh, an answer. 664 00:31:42,920 --> 00:31:44,519 - Yeah. - That's great. 665 00:31:44,559 --> 00:31:46,200 - Yeah, it gets greater. 666 00:31:46,240 --> 00:31:48,039 Go on, go ahead. Try it. 667 00:31:48,079 --> 00:31:50,039 Yes or no questions. 668 00:31:50,880 --> 00:31:51,799 - OK, hmmm. 669 00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:55,480 8-ball, is there an Interstate 60? 670 00:32:05,440 --> 00:32:08,759 - I told you, it'd get greater. 671 00:32:08,799 --> 00:32:10,599 - Who are you mister? 672 00:32:10,640 --> 00:32:13,039 - The O.W stands for One Wish. 673 00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:15,000 That's what I do. 674 00:32:15,039 --> 00:32:16,079 I grant wishes. 675 00:32:16,119 --> 00:32:17,599 One to a customer. 676 00:32:17,640 --> 00:32:19,799 Yours was more interesting than most. 677 00:32:19,839 --> 00:32:21,119 Open-ended. 678 00:32:21,160 --> 00:32:23,799 Signifies thought instead of greed. 679 00:32:23,839 --> 00:32:25,920 That's what I get most of the time. 680 00:32:25,960 --> 00:32:27,920 Gimme, gimme, gimme this, gimme that... 681 00:32:27,960 --> 00:32:31,039 Usually money, or sex, or easy living. 682 00:32:31,079 --> 00:32:35,720 How I deliver, yeah, that depends on what mood I'm in. 683 00:32:36,920 --> 00:32:40,039 - 8-ball, is this guy bull-shitting me? 684 00:32:48,440 --> 00:32:49,200 - Come on. 685 00:32:51,039 --> 00:32:53,039 Let's find that road. 686 00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:01,279 - Now, one young couple wished to be married. 687 00:33:01,319 --> 00:33:03,119 Live happily ever after. 688 00:33:03,160 --> 00:33:06,000 So I blew up their car. 689 00:33:06,039 --> 00:33:07,960 At the church, on the way to the honeymoon. 690 00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:11,000 Another guy, he wanted great perfect sex every day, 691 00:33:11,039 --> 00:33:13,640 with his choice of gorgeous women, no pregnancies. 692 00:33:13,680 --> 00:33:18,400 So, everyday there is a FedEx delivery of a skin magazine, 693 00:33:18,440 --> 00:33:19,799 box of tissues. 694 00:33:19,839 --> 00:33:20,880 There's the stop sign, turn right. 695 00:33:20,920 --> 00:33:24,039 (mystical music) 696 00:33:39,680 --> 00:33:42,279 There's the sign post, up ahead. 697 00:33:45,440 --> 00:33:48,519 - [Neal] Son of a bitch, I found it. 698 00:33:51,039 --> 00:33:53,400 - [O.W.] It was inevitable. 699 00:34:17,239 --> 00:34:19,480 - So, I thought all Interstates were divided highways, 700 00:34:19,519 --> 00:34:21,079 with limited access. 701 00:34:21,119 --> 00:34:23,920 - No, when highway doesn't officially exist. 702 00:34:23,960 --> 00:34:25,760 The rules don't apply. 703 00:34:30,360 --> 00:34:33,000 - OK so how is it we're on a highway, that isn't on any map, 704 00:34:33,039 --> 00:34:35,519 going to a towns, that presumably don't exist? 705 00:34:35,559 --> 00:34:37,119 - Well, there's unlisted phone numbers, right? 706 00:34:37,159 --> 00:34:40,880 So, why can't there be unlisted highways and towns? 707 00:34:40,920 --> 00:34:42,159 - I don't buy it. 708 00:34:42,199 --> 00:34:43,599 There's got to be a better explanation than that. 709 00:34:43,639 --> 00:34:45,280 - Better explanation. 710 00:34:45,320 --> 00:34:48,800 OK, how about it's a parallel dimension. 711 00:34:50,039 --> 00:34:51,360 Or you're in a dream. 712 00:34:51,400 --> 00:34:53,000 Or it has something to do with your wish. 713 00:34:53,039 --> 00:34:55,800 Or, you're in a coma from when that bucket hit you. 714 00:34:55,840 --> 00:34:57,760 Or maybe, just maybe... 715 00:34:59,360 --> 00:35:00,360 You're dead. 716 00:35:02,440 --> 00:35:03,239 - Well? 717 00:35:04,639 --> 00:35:06,199 - Well, what do you want kid? 718 00:35:06,239 --> 00:35:08,079 I just gave you not one explanation, but six. 719 00:35:08,119 --> 00:35:10,079 All of them reasonable. 720 00:35:10,119 --> 00:35:11,840 You want an answer, pick one. 721 00:35:11,880 --> 00:35:13,039 It want change anything. 722 00:35:13,079 --> 00:35:16,840 You, you took a job, and now you got to do it. 723 00:35:16,880 --> 00:35:18,159 - Yeah, but it could change something. 724 00:35:18,199 --> 00:35:20,679 I mean, so, what like, what if I'm dead? 725 00:35:20,719 --> 00:35:21,840 What if I'm dead, right now. 726 00:35:21,880 --> 00:35:23,079 Then there's no reason, 727 00:35:23,119 --> 00:35:24,519 why shouldn't drive on oncoming traffic, right? 728 00:35:24,559 --> 00:35:26,400 - OK, go ahead. Try it. 729 00:35:30,119 --> 00:35:31,199 But that's why you accelerate and 730 00:35:31,239 --> 00:35:32,880 way of the big semi to come at us, 731 00:35:32,920 --> 00:35:34,960 which should be in about 25 seconds, I figure. 732 00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:37,800 Come to this, now, if you are dead. 733 00:35:37,840 --> 00:35:40,119 Then, this is the after life, 734 00:35:40,159 --> 00:35:42,599 and you made a deal with a guy, sealed in blood, 735 00:35:42,639 --> 00:35:44,000 who knew everything about you, 736 00:35:44,039 --> 00:35:45,119 even what you are going to say, before you said it. 737 00:35:45,159 --> 00:35:47,119 Now who do you think, that guy might be? 738 00:35:47,159 --> 00:35:50,079 And do you think it is a good idea to piss him of? 739 00:35:50,119 --> 00:35:53,239 (car horn honking) 740 00:35:58,920 --> 00:36:00,880 - Maybe you got a point. 741 00:36:00,920 --> 00:36:04,519 - Maybe I do (laughing). 742 00:36:04,559 --> 00:36:06,480 Oh, I love this highway. 743 00:36:12,880 --> 00:36:15,840 Me? I consider myself an artist, too. 744 00:36:15,880 --> 00:36:18,440 I see life as art appreciation. 745 00:36:19,599 --> 00:36:20,920 You know, some artists can't stand 746 00:36:20,960 --> 00:36:22,199 the sight of their work once it's finished. 747 00:36:22,239 --> 00:36:24,719 Me, I'm one of my own biggest fans. 748 00:36:24,760 --> 00:36:28,119 And one of my favorites will be coming through that door, 749 00:36:28,159 --> 00:36:29,360 any moment... 750 00:36:30,239 --> 00:36:31,039 Now. 751 00:36:47,679 --> 00:36:49,360 - Yeah, can I take your order? 752 00:36:49,400 --> 00:36:51,199 - 15 double-cheeseburgers, please. 753 00:36:51,239 --> 00:36:53,199 - [Woman] 15 double-cheese to go. 754 00:36:53,239 --> 00:36:54,800 - Oh, not to go, I'll eat them here. 755 00:36:54,840 --> 00:36:56,199 - Hold the order. 756 00:36:56,239 --> 00:36:58,039 You're going to eat 15 double-cheeseburgers, 757 00:36:58,079 --> 00:36:59,280 all by yourself? 758 00:36:59,320 --> 00:37:00,440 - Yeah. 759 00:37:00,480 --> 00:37:02,760 Why, they are real big, you think 15 to many? 760 00:37:02,800 --> 00:37:04,159 - Way too many. 761 00:37:05,599 --> 00:37:09,280 - All right, 12 then, an even dozen. 762 00:37:09,320 --> 00:37:11,039 - Look, are you drunk or something, mister? 763 00:37:11,079 --> 00:37:14,800 Well I don't know, can you get drunk on six beer? 764 00:37:14,840 --> 00:37:15,880 - Hey fella. 765 00:37:15,920 --> 00:37:17,119 I've got a hundred that says 766 00:37:17,159 --> 00:37:20,280 you can't eat six double-cheese, as much less 12. 767 00:37:20,320 --> 00:37:23,199 - So what you're saying is they're really big cheeseburgers? 768 00:37:23,239 --> 00:37:26,400 - My hundred saying you can't eat six double-cheese. 769 00:37:26,440 --> 00:37:30,000 - Well, I'm kinda hungry, but maybe you're right. 770 00:37:30,039 --> 00:37:32,599 12 is too many burgers, I'll tell you what? 771 00:37:32,639 --> 00:37:34,119 Make it two double-cheese, 772 00:37:34,159 --> 00:37:36,920 three orders of fried chicken, one BLT, 773 00:37:36,960 --> 00:37:39,960 two ham & Swiss on rye, chicken fried steak, 774 00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:43,880 turkey club, and two bowls chill, extra onions. 775 00:37:43,920 --> 00:37:47,280 And one piece of each of those pies. 776 00:37:47,320 --> 00:37:49,400 - One piece of each of these pies? 777 00:37:49,440 --> 00:37:50,840 Anything else? 778 00:37:50,880 --> 00:37:53,199 - Three order onion rings. 779 00:37:53,239 --> 00:37:54,360 That's much more sensible lunch, 780 00:37:54,400 --> 00:37:57,199 than 12 double-cheeseburgers. 781 00:37:57,239 --> 00:38:00,800 Oh, and hold the pickles. - Oh hold the jar of pickles. 782 00:38:00,840 --> 00:38:02,039 - 100 bucks. 783 00:38:03,199 --> 00:38:07,239 If you can finish all that food, in one hour. 784 00:38:08,400 --> 00:38:09,920 Without getting up from that counter, 785 00:38:09,960 --> 00:38:13,199 and without losing your lunch. 786 00:38:13,239 --> 00:38:15,639 - I'm not much of a betting man. 787 00:38:15,679 --> 00:38:18,000 - Two to one odds then, no no, 788 00:38:18,039 --> 00:38:19,199 I'll give you three to one odds. 789 00:38:19,239 --> 00:38:22,480 That's 300 to mine, against 100 to yours. 790 00:38:23,559 --> 00:38:25,719 - Well, what the hell. 791 00:38:25,760 --> 00:38:27,239 It's only money. 792 00:38:33,239 --> 00:38:34,039 - Hal... 793 00:38:35,039 --> 00:38:36,000 You better hold onto this money. 794 00:38:36,039 --> 00:38:36,840 - Sure. 795 00:38:39,840 --> 00:38:42,199 - [Man] Yeah, I'll take some of that. 796 00:38:42,239 --> 00:38:45,159 - 8-ball, is this guy gonna really eat all that food? 797 00:38:45,199 --> 00:38:48,280 (frolicking music) 798 00:38:51,880 --> 00:38:53,880 Can I uh, can I get on this action? 799 00:38:53,920 --> 00:38:54,760 - Ask him. 800 00:38:55,639 --> 00:38:57,199 - No I like long shots. 801 00:38:57,239 --> 00:38:59,199 - You're crazy, your needs. 802 00:38:59,239 --> 00:39:01,199 - My money just ass good, right. 803 00:39:01,239 --> 00:39:02,679 - [Gambler] Fine by me. 804 00:39:02,719 --> 00:39:06,400 - Sir, you want to drink anything with that? 805 00:39:15,519 --> 00:39:17,000 There's your order. 806 00:39:17,039 --> 00:39:19,599 - All right, it's 10 after one. 807 00:39:19,639 --> 00:39:21,679 On your mark, get set... 808 00:39:21,719 --> 00:39:22,559 - Wait. 809 00:39:24,440 --> 00:39:25,559 Ketchup, please. 810 00:39:49,920 --> 00:39:54,679 (applauding) (laughing) 811 00:39:56,639 --> 00:39:58,800 (burping) 812 00:40:03,559 --> 00:40:04,320 - Thanks. 813 00:40:05,440 --> 00:40:07,800 - [Gambler] All right, what's the trick? 814 00:40:07,840 --> 00:40:08,599 - [Man] Trick? 815 00:40:08,639 --> 00:40:09,599 - Where is the food? 816 00:40:09,639 --> 00:40:11,559 Can't all be in your stomach. 817 00:40:11,599 --> 00:40:13,400 - Actually, I don't know. 818 00:40:13,440 --> 00:40:15,519 Well the fact is, I've always loved eating, 819 00:40:15,559 --> 00:40:16,960 more than anything. 820 00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:19,840 Go into a restaurant, want to order everything on the menu. 821 00:40:19,880 --> 00:40:21,159 But, I was always frustrated, 822 00:40:21,199 --> 00:40:24,360 by the small capacity of my stomach. 823 00:40:24,400 --> 00:40:27,480 Well, 17 years ago, I made a wish... 824 00:40:28,559 --> 00:40:31,320 And amazingly enough it came true. 825 00:40:31,360 --> 00:40:34,400 Now I have, what you might call, a black hole in my belly. 826 00:40:34,440 --> 00:40:35,800 Only I have to keep eating like this, 827 00:40:35,840 --> 00:40:37,559 six or seven times a day. 828 00:40:37,599 --> 00:40:38,599 Gets expensive. 829 00:40:38,639 --> 00:40:40,400 So, I travel a lot, 830 00:40:40,440 --> 00:40:45,480 and I take advantage of guys like you to pay for it. 831 00:40:46,519 --> 00:40:47,440 - That's a good one. 832 00:40:48,840 --> 00:40:51,000 - Excuse me, mister. 833 00:40:51,039 --> 00:40:52,599 I've gotta know one thing. 834 00:40:52,639 --> 00:40:54,880 Do you still love eating? 835 00:40:54,920 --> 00:40:56,719 - No, now it's a drag. 836 00:41:01,599 --> 00:41:03,280 - Listen kid... 837 00:41:03,320 --> 00:41:04,480 Nobody minds being taken by that guy, 838 00:41:04,519 --> 00:41:07,079 he gave us good show for our money. 839 00:41:07,119 --> 00:41:09,559 But I draw a line over what you did. 840 00:41:09,599 --> 00:41:10,639 - Well what did I do? 841 00:41:10,679 --> 00:41:12,159 I just bet the right horse, that's all. 842 00:41:12,199 --> 00:41:14,480 - You were in on it, I know a hustle when I see one. 843 00:41:14,519 --> 00:41:15,920 - I played a hunch, I swear to God. 844 00:41:15,960 --> 00:41:17,559 I've never seen that guy before in my life. 845 00:41:17,599 --> 00:41:18,719 - But your friend there has. 846 00:41:18,760 --> 00:41:20,519 Haven't you fella? 847 00:41:20,559 --> 00:41:22,519 - Oh, I wont deny it. 848 00:41:22,559 --> 00:41:25,119 - Now give back the money that you stole, son. 849 00:41:25,159 --> 00:41:26,519 - Hey look sir, I won a couple of bets. 850 00:41:26,559 --> 00:41:27,880 If that's such a crime why don't we call the police. 851 00:41:27,920 --> 00:41:29,719 - I am the police. 852 00:41:29,760 --> 00:41:30,599 - Oh OK. 853 00:41:32,559 --> 00:41:34,079 Sorry about that. 854 00:41:37,840 --> 00:41:39,679 That's all my money. 855 00:41:39,719 --> 00:41:41,639 - Hit the road, fellas. 856 00:41:43,440 --> 00:41:45,400 - OK, so what's your game Mr. Grant? 857 00:41:45,440 --> 00:41:47,599 Because it seems like you know exactly what's gonna happen, 858 00:41:47,639 --> 00:41:48,920 just before it happens, 859 00:41:48,960 --> 00:41:50,280 and it's just like fucking with me! 860 00:41:50,320 --> 00:41:52,199 - Oh, don't take it personal kid. 861 00:41:52,239 --> 00:41:54,440 I fuck with everybody. 862 00:41:54,480 --> 00:41:55,760 That's what I do. 863 00:41:55,800 --> 00:41:56,960 In fact I highly recommend it 864 00:41:57,000 --> 00:41:59,440 as an unending source of amusement. 865 00:41:59,480 --> 00:42:01,199 And as far as knowing what's gonna happen. 866 00:42:01,239 --> 00:42:03,519 Well, on this highway, 867 00:42:03,559 --> 00:42:05,159 the past, the present, the future, 868 00:42:05,199 --> 00:42:08,480 the what ifs and maybes, the roads not taken, 869 00:42:08,519 --> 00:42:11,920 could all converge, get jumbled up. 870 00:42:11,960 --> 00:42:16,400 I just happen to be tuned into it that's all. 871 00:42:16,440 --> 00:42:19,039 - So what are you like an angel or a god or something? 872 00:42:19,079 --> 00:42:21,599 Just, picking up certain people to give him a wish? 873 00:42:21,639 --> 00:42:25,599 - No no, just a guy who likes to mess with peoples heads. 874 00:42:25,639 --> 00:42:27,639 I'm a Joker in life's deck. 875 00:42:30,639 --> 00:42:32,360 - But, why do it? 876 00:42:32,400 --> 00:42:33,679 - I enjoy it. 877 00:42:33,719 --> 00:42:36,199 You should always find something to do, that you enjoy. 878 00:42:36,239 --> 00:42:37,760 Although I will admit I have been considering 879 00:42:37,800 --> 00:42:39,920 a career change. 880 00:42:39,960 --> 00:42:43,000 Job in a convenience store r maybe becoming 881 00:42:43,039 --> 00:42:44,719 a male prostitute. 882 00:42:46,719 --> 00:42:47,639 You're gay? 883 00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:51,519 You're fucking with me, aren't you? 884 00:42:51,559 --> 00:42:52,559 - Yeah. 885 00:42:53,719 --> 00:42:56,039 The fact is I'm a virgin. 886 00:42:56,079 --> 00:42:58,119 I always will be. 887 00:42:58,159 --> 00:43:01,480 My penis was cut off in a very weird accident, 888 00:43:01,519 --> 00:43:02,679 when I was nine. 889 00:43:02,719 --> 00:43:04,039 - Yeah, right. 890 00:43:04,800 --> 00:43:06,599 - You wanna see it? 891 00:43:09,159 --> 00:43:10,599 - Yeah show me. 892 00:43:18,960 --> 00:43:19,800 Holy shit. 893 00:43:21,760 --> 00:43:22,599 Oh, God... 894 00:43:24,639 --> 00:43:26,440 - Oh, let me tell you, the world is very different place, 895 00:43:26,480 --> 00:43:29,880 when you're not constantly thinking about sex, 896 00:43:29,920 --> 00:43:32,639 or responding sexually to everything. 897 00:43:32,679 --> 00:43:33,519 - Yeah. 898 00:43:34,239 --> 00:43:37,320 I gotta guess that'd would be. 899 00:43:37,360 --> 00:43:39,519 Wait, how would you know? 900 00:43:39,559 --> 00:43:40,960 How would you know, 901 00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:42,079 what it's like to not have something you never had? 902 00:43:42,119 --> 00:43:43,880 - Oh now you're thinking. 903 00:43:43,920 --> 00:43:45,079 You'd be surprised, 904 00:43:45,119 --> 00:43:46,400 how many people take that statement on faith. 905 00:43:46,440 --> 00:43:49,760 Sounds right, so they just accept it. 906 00:43:49,800 --> 00:43:51,199 As I say. 907 00:43:51,239 --> 00:43:55,000 Messing with people's heads, can be a lot of fun. 908 00:43:55,039 --> 00:43:56,760 You should try it. 909 00:43:59,039 --> 00:44:01,840 Some nice scenery coming up ahead. 910 00:44:14,519 --> 00:44:17,679 - Hello then, you're going my way? 911 00:44:17,719 --> 00:44:18,880 - If you're going west. 912 00:44:18,920 --> 00:44:20,760 - Then, that's my way. 913 00:44:20,800 --> 00:44:22,159 Hey, why don't you hop in the back, 914 00:44:22,199 --> 00:44:24,400 because hukny here is gonna wanna take a good luck at me, 915 00:44:24,440 --> 00:44:27,159 and if I'm in the front, he'll have a better view. 916 00:44:27,199 --> 00:44:30,599 And if you're in the back, so will you. 917 00:44:36,440 --> 00:44:37,679 I'm Laura. 918 00:44:37,719 --> 00:44:38,599 - I'm Neal. 919 00:44:38,639 --> 00:44:41,719 Oh, and that's Mr. Grant. 920 00:44:41,760 --> 00:44:43,599 So, where you going Laura? 921 00:44:43,639 --> 00:44:44,599 - Me? 922 00:44:44,639 --> 00:44:46,239 Oh, I'm going to the 923 00:44:47,119 --> 00:44:49,039 find the perfect fuck. 924 00:44:50,840 --> 00:44:52,760 - Wow, that's an interesting destination. 925 00:44:52,800 --> 00:44:54,360 - You ever been there? 926 00:44:54,400 --> 00:44:56,519 - Can't say that I have. - Me neither. 927 00:44:56,559 --> 00:45:00,280 But so far the trip's been pretty exciting. 928 00:45:00,320 --> 00:45:02,679 - Only, how will you know, when you've gotten there? 929 00:45:02,719 --> 00:45:05,519 - Ugh that is a problem, it's actually become my obsession, 930 00:45:05,559 --> 00:45:06,960 but you don't need to here about it. 931 00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:08,639 - No no it's uh... 932 00:45:09,840 --> 00:45:11,840 Sure, sure I do. 933 00:45:11,880 --> 00:45:13,679 - The first time, wasn't that great. 934 00:45:13,719 --> 00:45:14,880 I'm thinking: This is it? 935 00:45:14,920 --> 00:45:17,000 This is what all these songs are written about? 936 00:45:17,039 --> 00:45:18,800 I mean, talk about hype. 937 00:45:18,840 --> 00:45:20,920 Second time was a little bit better. 938 00:45:20,960 --> 00:45:24,039 Third time, now that was a hot time. 939 00:45:25,119 --> 00:45:27,079 Fourth time, not as good as the third time. 940 00:45:27,119 --> 00:45:29,599 But once I've done this enough to have all 941 00:45:29,639 --> 00:45:32,800 these experiences to compare, it just drove me nuts. 942 00:45:32,840 --> 00:45:35,679 I mean, what if the best one was right around the corner? 943 00:45:35,719 --> 00:45:39,960 You know, how much better, would the perfect one be? 944 00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:42,119 So this became my quest. 945 00:45:42,159 --> 00:45:44,320 No, there is times, when wish I've gone in the convent. 946 00:45:44,360 --> 00:45:47,679 But my obsession, becomes your opportunities. 947 00:45:47,719 --> 00:45:50,199 So you little stud muffin. 948 00:45:50,239 --> 00:45:55,079 You want to take advantage of a girl that can't say no? 949 00:45:55,119 --> 00:45:57,760 - Any guy ever turned you down before? 950 00:45:57,800 --> 00:45:59,800 - Not unless he was gay. 951 00:46:01,679 --> 00:46:03,840 - OK, what number would I be? 952 00:46:10,800 --> 00:46:11,840 - 2461. 953 00:46:15,159 --> 00:46:18,639 But I have got a very, very good feeling about you, 954 00:46:18,679 --> 00:46:22,360 and there's something very, very special. 955 00:46:24,760 --> 00:46:26,400 - I think I'm gonna pass, Laura. 956 00:46:26,440 --> 00:46:27,360 - What do you mean, you will pass? 957 00:46:27,400 --> 00:46:28,840 Guys don't pass. 958 00:46:30,239 --> 00:46:32,880 Oh, I'm clean, there is no diseases, 959 00:46:32,920 --> 00:46:34,599 if that's what you're worried about. 960 00:46:34,639 --> 00:46:38,039 I've got condoms, all the best kinds. 961 00:46:39,679 --> 00:46:41,800 Come on Neal, stick it to me. 962 00:46:41,840 --> 00:46:45,039 - OK, OK, OK, whoa whoa whoa whoa! 963 00:46:50,239 --> 00:46:52,400 I'm not doing it. Period. 964 00:46:52,440 --> 00:46:54,719 - So, you just, you are not man enough? 965 00:46:54,760 --> 00:46:58,000 You meet a real woman and you turn in to a wuss? 966 00:46:58,039 --> 00:47:00,199 Think you won't measure up, hmmm? 967 00:47:00,239 --> 00:47:02,800 - Well, you'll never know, will you? 968 00:47:02,840 --> 00:47:04,079 Because if I don't do it... 969 00:47:04,119 --> 00:47:06,920 I won't be number 2000 and whatever. 970 00:47:06,960 --> 00:47:08,519 I'll be number One. 971 00:47:08,559 --> 00:47:09,920 That one guy. 972 00:47:09,960 --> 00:47:11,280 Guy you will remember for the rest of your life. 973 00:47:11,320 --> 00:47:14,199 You stay up at night, thinking about me, wondering, 974 00:47:14,239 --> 00:47:16,000 was he the one? 975 00:47:16,039 --> 00:47:18,880 The answer is yes, I am the perfect fuck. 976 00:47:18,920 --> 00:47:20,119 The one you never had. 977 00:47:20,159 --> 00:47:21,599 Perfect on every way. 978 00:47:21,639 --> 00:47:23,760 - Look, stop it, stop it... 979 00:47:23,800 --> 00:47:25,079 - It's a zen thing, it's amazing. 980 00:47:25,119 --> 00:47:27,000 I've never been perfect at anything before. 981 00:47:27,039 --> 00:47:29,159 - Well, you did fuck me. 982 00:47:30,679 --> 00:47:32,960 A mind fuck, and it was terrible. 983 00:47:33,000 --> 00:47:34,800 - It was good for me. 984 00:47:34,840 --> 00:47:36,880 - What about you Mr.? 985 00:47:36,920 --> 00:47:38,519 I bet you're a real man. 986 00:47:38,559 --> 00:47:40,000 You're man enough to be in my book? 987 00:47:40,039 --> 00:47:41,639 Oh hell yes, put me down in there. 988 00:47:41,679 --> 00:47:44,719 But I sometimes got a little problem you know, 989 00:47:44,760 --> 00:47:46,239 getting excited. 990 00:47:47,760 --> 00:47:51,800 - Very good sir, let me take care of that baby. 991 00:47:58,840 --> 00:48:03,760 (screaming) (laughing) 992 00:48:08,760 --> 00:48:13,760 (laughing) (calming music) 993 00:48:14,960 --> 00:48:18,280 - Now, that's a museum you'd really appreciate. 994 00:48:19,519 --> 00:48:21,360 The Museum Of Art Fraud? 995 00:48:21,400 --> 00:48:23,000 What is it, a bunch of bogus paintings. 996 00:48:23,039 --> 00:48:25,519 - Stop in Renburg, have a look. 997 00:48:25,559 --> 00:48:29,119 You'll find it very uh, thought provoking. 998 00:48:32,880 --> 00:48:34,159 - [Neal] 450 mile to Danver. 999 00:48:34,199 --> 00:48:36,880 Quarter tank of gas, and no money. 1000 00:48:36,920 --> 00:48:38,320 - [O.W.] Well, when Columbus set sail, 1001 00:48:38,360 --> 00:48:41,599 he didn't know if he'd have any wind. 1002 00:48:45,039 --> 00:48:45,960 - Stop! 1003 00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:48,039 Help stop please, stop! 1004 00:48:50,639 --> 00:48:51,840 - Jesus lady, what are you-- 1005 00:48:51,880 --> 00:48:53,800 - Help my, please, my son, took my car and run off. 1006 00:48:53,840 --> 00:48:55,280 I think he's in Banton. 1007 00:48:55,320 --> 00:48:56,920 Will you take me there, I've gotta find him. 1008 00:48:56,960 --> 00:48:58,639 - Look I'm sorry, but I'm not going that way. 1009 00:48:58,679 --> 00:49:01,800 - I'll pay you, $53, it's all I have just take me to Banton. 1010 00:49:01,840 --> 00:49:03,400 Help my find my son, please. 1011 00:49:03,440 --> 00:49:05,840 - You need money. She shows up. 1012 00:49:05,880 --> 00:49:07,039 Coincidence? 1013 00:49:09,920 --> 00:49:11,800 - All right lady, hop in, I'll take you. 1014 00:49:11,840 --> 00:49:13,039 - [Woman] Thank you. 1015 00:49:13,079 --> 00:49:15,119 - Well, I'll hop out. 1016 00:49:15,960 --> 00:49:18,199 You're gettin' in tune with the highway. 1017 00:49:18,239 --> 00:49:19,039 Say, 1018 00:49:20,639 --> 00:49:22,119 that's important. 1019 00:49:28,599 --> 00:49:29,960 Good luck Neal. 1020 00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:32,599 - Hey, wait a minute, am I gonna see you again? 1021 00:49:32,639 --> 00:49:34,480 - Always wanting an answer. 1022 00:49:34,519 --> 00:49:37,719 Well, maybe you'll find it in Banton. 1023 00:49:44,559 --> 00:49:48,000 - I'll pay you the rest, when we'll find Philip. 1024 00:49:48,039 --> 00:49:50,079 Oh, I'm Susan Ross. 1025 00:49:50,119 --> 00:49:51,400 - Neal Oliver. 1026 00:49:52,880 --> 00:49:55,840 So, how old is Philip, Susan? - 16. 1027 00:49:56,960 --> 00:49:58,159 He's my baby. 1028 00:49:59,400 --> 00:50:01,000 He's all I have. 1029 00:50:01,039 --> 00:50:04,840 He's run away before, but he's always come back. 1030 00:50:04,880 --> 00:50:06,599 God I am so scared! 1031 00:50:06,639 --> 00:50:08,119 What if I never find him? 1032 00:50:08,159 --> 00:50:09,800 - Well, did you call the police? 1033 00:50:09,840 --> 00:50:11,880 - They say I should look in Banton. 1034 00:50:11,920 --> 00:50:15,159 It's not like I've been a bad mother. 1035 00:50:15,199 --> 00:50:19,079 It's just, it's so hard when you're all alone. 1036 00:50:19,119 --> 00:50:21,079 - We're gonna find him Susan. 1037 00:50:21,119 --> 00:50:23,039 OK, we'll find him. 1038 00:50:27,000 --> 00:50:29,679 (calming music) 1039 00:50:32,239 --> 00:50:34,559 - [Man] It is illegal to sell, consume, 1040 00:50:34,599 --> 00:50:37,119 or transport Euphoria beyond the city limits, 1041 00:50:37,159 --> 00:50:39,000 under penalty of law. 1042 00:50:39,039 --> 00:50:41,639 Be warned, it is highly addictive. 1043 00:50:41,679 --> 00:50:43,639 Even in small doses. 1044 00:50:43,679 --> 00:50:45,000 Withdraw from Euphoria, 1045 00:50:45,039 --> 00:50:47,920 has been known to cause injury and death. 1046 00:50:47,960 --> 00:50:49,400 All responsible citizens, 1047 00:50:49,440 --> 00:50:52,559 are urged to avoid this drug at all costs, 1048 00:50:52,599 --> 00:50:55,920 and stay in the Euphoria-free zones. 1049 00:50:55,960 --> 00:50:58,400 Euphoria is legal in Banton, 1050 00:50:58,440 --> 00:51:01,440 and is distributed within the Banton city limits. 1051 00:51:01,480 --> 00:51:02,920 However! - What kind of town is this? 1052 00:51:02,960 --> 00:51:06,239 - [Man] it is illegal to sell, consume... 1053 00:51:08,920 --> 00:51:10,280 - Maybe we should talk to the Police? 1054 00:51:10,320 --> 00:51:12,199 - [Cop] Come on, come on through. 1055 00:51:12,239 --> 00:51:17,039 - [Neal] A 16-year-old in town with legal drugs, and a rave. 1056 00:51:17,079 --> 00:51:20,519 Sorry, but I don't think he's gonna be at the library. 1057 00:51:20,559 --> 00:51:23,239 (ominous music) 1058 00:51:43,599 --> 00:51:47,360 - [Man] The next bus to the rave is leaving in five minutes. 1059 00:51:47,400 --> 00:51:51,840 The next bus to the rave is leaving in five minutes. 1060 00:51:57,559 --> 00:52:01,039 (electronic rave music) 1061 00:52:20,320 --> 00:52:21,119 - OK. 1062 00:52:25,400 --> 00:52:26,199 First timers? 1063 00:52:27,800 --> 00:52:30,679 Are you aware, that Euphoria is being distributed inside, 1064 00:52:30,719 --> 00:52:33,000 that it is dangerous, an addictive substance, 1065 00:52:33,039 --> 00:52:35,840 and you are strongly advised not to partake of it? 1066 00:52:35,880 --> 00:52:38,280 - Well, how can we not be? 1067 00:52:38,320 --> 00:52:39,159 - Go on. 1068 00:52:42,840 --> 00:52:44,400 * Relax don't do it * 1069 00:52:44,440 --> 00:52:46,039 * When you want to go to it * 1070 00:52:46,079 --> 00:52:48,119 * Relax don't do it * 1071 00:52:48,159 --> 00:52:49,760 * When you want to come * 1072 00:52:49,800 --> 00:52:51,760 * Relax don't do it * 1073 00:52:51,800 --> 00:52:53,199 * When you want to go to it * 1074 00:52:53,239 --> 00:52:58,280 * Relax don't do it, when you wanna come * 1075 00:52:59,320 --> 00:53:03,599 * When you wanna come * 1076 00:53:03,639 --> 00:53:05,400 * Relax don't do it * 1077 00:53:05,440 --> 00:53:07,199 * When you want to go to it * 1078 00:53:07,239 --> 00:53:08,920 * Relax don't do it * 1079 00:53:08,960 --> 00:53:10,599 * When you wanna come * 1080 00:53:10,639 --> 00:53:12,400 * Relax don't do it * 1081 00:53:12,440 --> 00:53:14,119 * When you want to go to it * 1082 00:53:14,159 --> 00:53:16,760 * Relax don't do it * 1083 00:53:16,800 --> 00:53:19,199 * When you wanna come * 1084 00:53:19,239 --> 00:53:20,639 - You'll need this. 1085 00:53:20,679 --> 00:53:21,840 - No, thanks. 1086 00:53:22,639 --> 00:53:24,559 - Don't be stupid. 1087 00:53:24,599 --> 00:53:25,920 This, this is the answer. 1088 00:53:25,960 --> 00:53:27,880 This is to everything. 1089 00:53:27,920 --> 00:53:31,960 And you really need it, come on, (mumbling). 1090 00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:33,119 - Susan! 1091 00:53:33,159 --> 00:53:35,039 Susan, he's over here. 1092 00:53:37,320 --> 00:53:38,159 - Philip. 1093 00:53:38,199 --> 00:53:39,639 Oh, thank God, we've found you. 1094 00:53:39,679 --> 00:53:41,280 - Mom! - Please, let's go home. 1095 00:53:41,320 --> 00:53:43,280 - Chill Ma, I am home. 1096 00:53:43,320 --> 00:53:45,960 See this, this is the place, the happiest place on earth. 1097 00:53:46,000 --> 00:53:48,280 - You can't stay here, you have to come home. 1098 00:53:48,320 --> 00:53:49,440 - But Mom! 1099 00:53:49,480 --> 00:53:50,159 Who's this? 1100 00:53:50,199 --> 00:53:52,119 New stud boyfriend? 1101 00:53:52,159 --> 00:53:53,199 Sure can pick 'em. 1102 00:53:53,239 --> 00:53:55,199 - You've got school. - Fuck school. 1103 00:53:55,239 --> 00:53:56,800 I've got Euphoria. 1104 00:53:56,840 --> 00:53:59,079 Here, try some Mom, it's the best. 1105 00:53:59,119 --> 00:54:00,960 - Philip. You can't stay here. 1106 00:54:01,000 --> 00:54:02,960 - Yo, I'm legal age here. 1107 00:54:03,000 --> 00:54:04,559 I can do anything I want. 1108 00:54:04,599 --> 00:54:06,519 I want Euphoria. 1109 00:54:06,559 --> 00:54:07,599 - You stole my car. 1110 00:54:07,639 --> 00:54:09,559 - It's in the impound yard, take it. 1111 00:54:09,599 --> 00:54:11,480 I don't want it, eat it. 1112 00:54:11,519 --> 00:54:13,119 No, you take me there. 1113 00:54:13,159 --> 00:54:15,320 - Go away. Leave me alone! 1114 00:54:15,360 --> 00:54:16,559 - Hey, what's a matter with you? 1115 00:54:16,599 --> 00:54:17,880 - Philip, Philip! - Hey what's going on her? 1116 00:54:17,920 --> 00:54:19,840 - Hey, now break it up. - Philip come home. 1117 00:54:19,880 --> 00:54:21,400 - That's it. - Philip! Philip! 1118 00:54:21,440 --> 00:54:23,039 Please come home. 1119 00:54:24,119 --> 00:54:27,119 - The fact is ma'am, here your son's of legal age. 1120 00:54:27,159 --> 00:54:30,800 He wants to stay, he can't be forced to leave. 1121 00:54:30,840 --> 00:54:31,639 And... 1122 00:54:33,559 --> 00:54:35,400 He wants to stay. 1123 00:54:35,440 --> 00:54:38,199 No, they all do they're addicts. 1124 00:54:38,239 --> 00:54:41,400 - But he's just a boy he didn't know what he was doing. 1125 00:54:41,440 --> 00:54:42,199 - Oh, no no. 1126 00:54:42,239 --> 00:54:43,119 He knew. 1127 00:54:43,159 --> 00:54:44,239 They all knew, 1128 00:54:44,280 --> 00:54:45,639 that's why there's those warnings posted 1129 00:54:45,679 --> 00:54:47,199 all over town. 1130 00:54:47,239 --> 00:54:49,320 - Yeah, but if this drug is so addictive, why is it legal? 1131 00:54:49,360 --> 00:54:50,840 - Son... 1132 00:54:50,880 --> 00:54:53,159 This town had serious drug problem. 1133 00:54:53,199 --> 00:54:55,039 And all the problems that go along with it. 1134 00:54:55,079 --> 00:54:56,199 We tried everything. 1135 00:54:56,239 --> 00:54:58,960 Punishment for dealing, punishment for using. 1136 00:54:59,000 --> 00:55:00,360 More enforcement, 1137 00:55:00,400 --> 00:55:02,880 tougher enforcement, jail, hell, public humiliation. 1138 00:55:02,920 --> 00:55:05,840 But, it all came down to one thing. 1139 00:55:06,760 --> 00:55:09,280 Some folks just wanna get high. 1140 00:55:10,559 --> 00:55:11,840 So... 1141 00:55:11,880 --> 00:55:14,360 We came up with a radical solution... 1142 00:55:14,400 --> 00:55:16,119 Euphoria. 1143 00:55:16,159 --> 00:55:19,320 Synthetic drug, potent, legal, and totally addictive, 1144 00:55:19,360 --> 00:55:22,000 and we warn everyone, not to use it. 1145 00:55:22,039 --> 00:55:26,480 But like I said, some folks just wanna get high. 1146 00:55:26,519 --> 00:55:28,440 One hit of this, and you are hooked. 1147 00:55:28,480 --> 00:55:30,199 And we own them. 1148 00:55:30,239 --> 00:55:31,920 Camp controls the supplies so of course we can set 1149 00:55:31,960 --> 00:55:35,000 the prize, and we made it very affordable. 1150 00:55:35,039 --> 00:55:36,480 Live in our camps, eat our food, and, 1151 00:55:36,519 --> 00:55:38,119 you know, just do a couple of off jobs, 1152 00:55:38,159 --> 00:55:40,199 pick up some trash, mow the lawn, clean some toilets, 1153 00:55:40,239 --> 00:55:42,280 and you get your Euphoria. 1154 00:55:42,320 --> 00:55:45,480 And at night, man, party till you drop. 1155 00:55:46,840 --> 00:55:50,880 The thrall is so intense, that everybody pays the price. 1156 00:55:50,920 --> 00:55:52,679 It's an incredible achievement, really. 1157 00:55:52,719 --> 00:55:56,320 Drug so powerful that it sublimates the sex drive. 1158 00:55:56,360 --> 00:55:58,679 You know, how many rapes we had here last year? 1159 00:55:58,719 --> 00:55:59,559 None. 1160 00:56:00,599 --> 00:56:02,159 - Are you saying Philip's going to be 1161 00:56:02,199 --> 00:56:04,679 cleaning toilets for the rest of his life? 1162 00:56:04,719 --> 00:56:07,039 With no sex drive? 1163 00:56:07,079 --> 00:56:08,800 He'll never marry. 1164 00:56:08,840 --> 00:56:10,960 I'll never have grandchildren? 1165 00:56:11,000 --> 00:56:13,199 - It's ironic, isn't it? 1166 00:56:13,239 --> 00:56:15,280 Americans fought a war for freedom, 1167 00:56:15,320 --> 00:56:17,079 another one to end slavery. 1168 00:56:17,119 --> 00:56:19,519 What someone would choose to do with their freedom? 1169 00:56:19,559 --> 00:56:20,519 Become slaves. 1170 00:56:22,440 --> 00:56:25,079 - But they're human beings, I mean they have rights. 1171 00:56:25,119 --> 00:56:27,599 They didn't know what they be given up. 1172 00:56:27,639 --> 00:56:29,800 - They made a choice. 1173 00:56:29,840 --> 00:56:32,079 But look at them. 1174 00:56:32,119 --> 00:56:34,280 They seem miserable to you? 1175 00:56:34,320 --> 00:56:35,800 They live a simple, happy life. 1176 00:56:35,840 --> 00:56:38,960 No decisions, no responsibilities. 1177 00:56:39,000 --> 00:56:40,800 Nah-ah, no problems... 1178 00:56:41,719 --> 00:56:44,119 They found their answer. 1179 00:56:44,159 --> 00:56:47,679 You so sure, that your life is better than theirs? 1180 00:56:47,719 --> 00:56:49,039 - It's like they're animals. 1181 00:56:49,079 --> 00:56:51,079 - Oh yeah, we're all animals. 1182 00:56:51,119 --> 00:56:54,840 Just that, some of us have different priorities that's all. 1183 00:56:54,880 --> 00:56:57,480 (whistling) 1184 00:57:01,559 --> 00:57:04,039 (laughing) 1185 00:57:05,639 --> 00:57:07,360 Whatever your priorities are, 1186 00:57:07,400 --> 00:57:10,440 Banton is a really nice place to live. 1187 00:57:12,239 --> 00:57:15,679 - No, it's a nightmare please, I want my son back. 1188 00:57:15,719 --> 00:57:17,199 I'll do anything. 1189 00:57:17,239 --> 00:57:18,920 - All right than, now it comes down to three choices. 1190 00:57:18,960 --> 00:57:20,800 One, you move here to the Euphoria free zone, 1191 00:57:20,840 --> 00:57:22,800 and that way, you at least have the chance to see him. 1192 00:57:22,840 --> 00:57:25,280 Hell, some parents end up having their kids work for 'em. 1193 00:57:25,320 --> 00:57:28,000 Kind of perverse pay back. 1194 00:57:28,039 --> 00:57:29,519 Two. You go home. 1195 00:57:30,760 --> 00:57:33,800 Try to find something else to make your life worthwhile. 1196 00:57:33,840 --> 00:57:34,719 Or three... 1197 00:57:37,760 --> 00:57:39,079 Join the party. 1198 00:57:44,599 --> 00:57:46,480 - What should I do? 1199 00:57:46,519 --> 00:57:49,280 You're smart, tell me what to do. 1200 00:57:51,039 --> 00:57:55,039 - I don't know, I guess, if it was me... 1201 00:57:55,079 --> 00:57:56,840 I'd want to see my boy. 1202 00:57:56,880 --> 00:57:59,599 - But he doesn't wanna see me. 1203 00:58:14,639 --> 00:58:15,760 Oh, my God... 1204 00:58:17,440 --> 00:58:18,639 It's wonderful... 1205 00:58:23,239 --> 00:58:25,159 I feel so beautiful... 1206 00:58:29,880 --> 00:58:32,559 I never knew, I could be so... 1207 00:58:34,480 --> 00:58:36,280 Happy! 1208 00:58:36,320 --> 00:58:38,639 (laughing) 1209 00:58:41,239 --> 00:58:43,559 - Well, how about you son? 1210 00:58:46,679 --> 00:58:47,639 You want some? 1211 00:58:58,840 --> 00:58:59,840 - No thanks. 1212 00:58:59,880 --> 00:59:00,719 I'll pass. 1213 00:59:04,440 --> 00:59:05,239 - It's Ives here. 1214 00:59:05,280 --> 00:59:06,400 We've got a rookie in my office, 1215 00:59:06,440 --> 00:59:08,519 and I've short shifted the cleaning gall again. 1216 00:59:08,559 --> 00:59:10,159 Send in the zoo keeper. - Roger that. 1217 00:59:10,199 --> 00:59:12,400 - Well, guess you're gonna need a motel room for the night. 1218 00:59:12,440 --> 00:59:15,679 Plus, you get.a 300 dollars finders fee. 1219 00:59:17,000 --> 00:59:18,480 - Finders fee? 1220 00:59:18,519 --> 00:59:20,559 - Yeah, for her. 1221 00:59:20,599 --> 00:59:22,880 You've just increased our labor pool. 1222 00:59:22,920 --> 00:59:25,559 We pay for that, around here. 1223 00:59:26,599 --> 00:59:28,199 What's the matter son? 1224 00:59:28,239 --> 00:59:31,679 Somebody offers you an advantage. take it. 1225 00:59:36,360 --> 00:59:37,920 - I took the room, but not the money. 1226 00:59:37,960 --> 00:59:39,079 I couldn't. 1227 00:59:39,119 --> 00:59:41,159 And even then I didn't sleep very well. 1228 00:59:41,199 --> 00:59:43,039 I never got the rest of the 53 bucks, but, 1229 00:59:43,079 --> 00:59:44,480 given the dynamics of Interstate 60, 1230 00:59:44,519 --> 00:59:45,960 I wasn't concerned. 1231 00:59:46,000 --> 00:59:48,159 I knew something would be just down the road. 1232 00:59:48,199 --> 00:59:49,559 It was inevitable. 1233 00:59:49,599 --> 00:59:50,880 What did concern me, 1234 00:59:50,920 --> 00:59:54,239 was whether something else was inevitable. 1235 00:59:55,519 --> 00:59:59,639 8-ball, should I be worried about this killer? 1236 01:00:02,639 --> 01:00:05,199 Well an you be more specific? 1237 01:00:08,679 --> 01:00:09,519 Figures. 1238 01:00:12,400 --> 01:00:14,960 The inevitable something down the road, was 20 miles ahead, 1239 01:00:15,000 --> 01:00:17,519 and he was quite the character. 1240 01:00:17,559 --> 01:00:18,760 So what's the deal there, mister? 1241 01:00:18,800 --> 01:00:21,559 - Say hello to Marian for me. 1242 01:00:21,599 --> 01:00:22,559 Hey, Bob Cody. 1243 01:00:24,000 --> 01:00:24,880 I don't drive. 1244 01:00:24,920 --> 01:00:26,599 And I don't like to hitchhike. 1245 01:00:26,639 --> 01:00:28,280 When I hitchhike, I'm at the mercy of the driver. 1246 01:00:28,320 --> 01:00:30,559 But when I pay for the ride, I'm the employer, 1247 01:00:30,599 --> 01:00:31,599 and I call the shots. 1248 01:00:31,639 --> 01:00:32,800 That's how I like it. 1249 01:00:32,840 --> 01:00:35,679 So, you wanna work for me? 1250 01:00:35,719 --> 01:00:36,800 - Well, I'm going to Danver. 1251 01:00:36,840 --> 01:00:38,199 I wouldn't mind making some money. 1252 01:00:38,239 --> 01:00:40,599 - Good, I'm going to Renburg, it's on your way. 1253 01:00:40,639 --> 01:00:42,400 Here's my proposition. 1254 01:00:42,440 --> 01:00:44,559 You pay for gas, pay for your meals. 1255 01:00:44,599 --> 01:00:46,599 No alcohol while you're on payroll. 1256 01:00:46,639 --> 01:00:50,360 I pick the radio stations, I initiate all conversations. 1257 01:00:50,400 --> 01:00:52,400 I'll pay you 10 dollars cash every hour. 1258 01:00:52,440 --> 01:00:54,760 And the mileage money, when we get to Renburg. 1259 01:00:54,800 --> 01:00:56,159 In all other matters. 1260 01:00:56,199 --> 01:00:59,599 You play straight with me, I'll play straight with you. 1261 01:00:59,639 --> 01:01:01,599 So, we have a contract? 1262 01:01:01,639 --> 01:01:03,519 - We have a contract. 1263 01:01:09,159 --> 01:01:10,960 - So, who is my new employee? 1264 01:01:11,000 --> 01:01:12,159 - Neal Oliver. 1265 01:01:12,199 --> 01:01:14,920 - Mr. Oliver, you may call me Mr. Cody. 1266 01:01:14,960 --> 01:01:15,800 Or sir. 1267 01:01:18,199 --> 01:01:21,679 - You got it, sir. (country music) 1268 01:01:21,719 --> 01:01:22,960 He was going to Renburg. 1269 01:01:23,000 --> 01:01:25,000 The Museum Of Art Fraud was in Renburg. 1270 01:01:25,039 --> 01:01:26,599 Coincidence? 1271 01:01:26,639 --> 01:01:28,800 I knew then that I'd had to check out that museum. 1272 01:01:28,840 --> 01:01:30,599 It was inevitable. 1273 01:01:30,639 --> 01:01:35,000 Mr. Cody had rather unique tastes in audio stimulation. 1274 01:01:35,039 --> 01:01:36,119 - [Woman] The choice is clear. 1275 01:01:36,159 --> 01:01:37,599 The Orient 620. 1276 01:01:37,639 --> 01:01:40,800 The American made car, for American made drivers... 1277 01:01:40,840 --> 01:01:42,760 - See, that's a lie. 1278 01:01:42,800 --> 01:01:45,679 Orient engines are made in Japan. 1279 01:01:49,519 --> 01:01:50,719 - [Man] Kill Signal. 1280 01:01:50,760 --> 01:01:54,000 The movie everyone's talking about from Weberfilms. 1281 01:01:54,039 --> 01:01:58,199 - That's another lie, we're not talking about it. 1282 01:01:59,840 --> 01:02:02,880 - [Man] We're the United State's Post Office and we care. 1283 01:02:02,920 --> 01:02:06,400 - Oh, that's the biggest whopper of all. 1284 01:02:07,719 --> 01:02:11,760 You know, sometimes only the chairman will do. 1285 01:02:11,800 --> 01:02:15,639 * I get no kick from champagne * 1286 01:02:17,599 --> 01:02:19,599 - Now there's an ad I just can't figure. 1287 01:02:19,639 --> 01:02:23,280 Now what's warmer, the weather, the water, the girl? 1288 01:02:23,320 --> 01:02:24,760 She's pretty, though. 1289 01:02:24,800 --> 01:02:25,840 - Robin Fields. 1290 01:02:25,880 --> 01:02:27,599 She's gorgeous. 1291 01:02:27,639 --> 01:02:28,559 Sir. 1292 01:02:28,599 --> 01:02:29,840 - What, you know her? 1293 01:02:29,880 --> 01:02:32,800 - Not yet, I'm meeting her in Danver. 1294 01:02:32,840 --> 01:02:35,119 - You're a lucky man. 1295 01:02:35,159 --> 01:02:37,440 - Yeah, to be honest, I'm a little nervous about it. 1296 01:02:37,480 --> 01:02:39,679 Because you know, what am I gonna say? 1297 01:02:39,719 --> 01:02:41,119 I mean how do you start a conversation with the girl 1298 01:02:41,159 --> 01:02:44,000 of your dreams, without coming off like a total dork? 1299 01:02:44,039 --> 01:02:46,400 - Don't say anything. 1300 01:02:46,440 --> 01:02:47,639 Let her start. 1301 01:02:48,840 --> 01:02:51,360 - That's, a good idea, yeah. 1302 01:02:52,760 --> 01:02:56,039 Sit back, listen to sweet musical tones of her voice. 1303 01:02:56,079 --> 01:02:57,360 - Son, you got it bad. 1304 01:02:57,400 --> 01:02:58,840 - Yes sir, I do. 1305 01:02:58,880 --> 01:03:01,480 (phone beeping) 1306 01:03:02,719 --> 01:03:06,079 * I get a kick out of you * 1307 01:03:11,320 --> 01:03:14,960 - Now there's a sign that's telling the truth, for a change. 1308 01:03:15,000 --> 01:03:16,840 - [Neal] Yeah, looks like a motel to me. 1309 01:03:16,880 --> 01:03:18,800 - [Mr. Cody] No, frontier, you ever hear of 1310 01:03:18,840 --> 01:03:20,239 Frederick Turner, Mr. Oliver? 1311 01:03:20,280 --> 01:03:21,599 - No sir. 1312 01:03:21,639 --> 01:03:23,840 - Well, he was an historian. 1313 01:03:23,880 --> 01:03:25,400 About a hundred years ago, 1314 01:03:25,440 --> 01:03:27,480 he came up with the theory about the frontier. 1315 01:03:27,519 --> 01:03:31,000 Said, the Frontier was a safety valve for civilization. 1316 01:03:31,039 --> 01:03:33,920 Place for people to go, to keep them from going mad. 1317 01:03:33,960 --> 01:03:35,599 So whenever there were folks, 1318 01:03:35,639 --> 01:03:38,119 who couldn't fit in with ways things were... 1319 01:03:38,159 --> 01:03:41,519 Nuts, malcontents, and extremists... 1320 01:03:41,559 --> 01:03:43,840 They'd packed up and head for the frontier. 1321 01:03:43,880 --> 01:03:45,559 That's how America got started. 1322 01:03:45,599 --> 01:03:48,320 All the crackpots and trouble makers in Europe, 1323 01:03:48,360 --> 01:03:49,840 packed up, and went to a frontier, 1324 01:03:49,880 --> 01:03:52,639 which became The Thirteen Colonies. 1325 01:03:52,679 --> 01:03:54,880 When some people couldn't fit in with that, 1326 01:03:54,920 --> 01:03:56,480 they moved farther west. 1327 01:03:56,519 --> 01:04:01,519 Which is why all the nuts eventually ended up in California. 1328 01:04:02,199 --> 01:04:04,039 Turner died in 1932, so. 1329 01:04:05,480 --> 01:04:07,320 He wasn't around long enough to see what would happen 1330 01:04:07,360 --> 01:04:11,000 to the world, when we ran out of frontier. 1331 01:04:11,039 --> 01:04:14,480 Some people say, we have a frontier in the mind. 1332 01:04:14,519 --> 01:04:16,800 And they go off and explore the wonderful world 1333 01:04:16,840 --> 01:04:19,800 of alcohol, and drugs, but, 1334 01:04:19,840 --> 01:04:21,400 that's no frontier. 1335 01:04:21,440 --> 01:04:25,000 It's just another way for us to fool ourselves... 1336 01:04:25,039 --> 01:04:27,880 And we've created this phony frontier with computers. 1337 01:04:27,920 --> 01:04:32,639 Which allows people to think they've escaped... 1338 01:04:32,679 --> 01:04:35,880 Frontier with access fees... 1339 01:04:35,920 --> 01:04:37,719 - What about space, the final frontier? 1340 01:04:37,760 --> 01:04:41,760 - Ah, Star Trek isn't space, that's television. 1341 01:04:41,800 --> 01:04:44,599 Fine fuckin' frontier, that is. 1342 01:04:44,639 --> 01:04:49,679 Besides, how many folks can just pack up, and go to space? 1343 01:04:50,639 --> 01:04:53,599 Nah, the frontier is right here. 1344 01:04:53,639 --> 01:04:54,840 Interstate 60. 1345 01:04:56,239 --> 01:04:58,039 That's why it was put here. 1346 01:04:58,079 --> 01:05:01,000 Give people, who wanted something a little different, 1347 01:05:01,039 --> 01:05:02,039 a place to go. 1348 01:05:02,800 --> 01:05:04,880 - Is that really true Mr. Cody? 1349 01:05:04,920 --> 01:05:07,159 - If it isn't, it should be. 1350 01:05:19,920 --> 01:05:22,039 - Excuse me. Excuse me. 1351 01:05:23,039 --> 01:05:24,039 Excuse me. 1352 01:05:25,000 --> 01:05:28,000 Can you help me out mister? 1353 01:05:28,039 --> 01:05:30,039 - Will work for food, eh? 1354 01:05:31,000 --> 01:05:33,320 OK, here's an apple, food. 1355 01:05:35,519 --> 01:05:38,760 Now, I'd like for you to wash that man's windshield. 1356 01:05:38,800 --> 01:05:40,159 Work. 1357 01:05:40,199 --> 01:05:44,039 - Hey man, I ain't gonna wash his windshield for no apple. 1358 01:05:44,079 --> 01:05:46,719 - Oh, excuse me but it doesn't say might work for food, 1359 01:05:46,760 --> 01:05:47,840 it doesn't say restricted menus, 1360 01:05:47,880 --> 01:05:49,519 it says will work for food. 1361 01:05:49,559 --> 01:05:51,800 This is food, that's work. 1362 01:05:51,840 --> 01:05:52,920 What's the problem? 1363 01:05:52,960 --> 01:05:54,960 - I ain't doin' it, that's all. 1364 01:05:55,000 --> 01:05:59,000 - Now, let's be honest, you don't wanna work. 1365 01:05:59,039 --> 01:06:01,960 You just want a hand out, so you can buy booze. 1366 01:06:02,000 --> 01:06:03,719 And nothing wrong with that. Drinking. 1367 01:06:03,760 --> 01:06:05,440 That's a great human tradition. 1368 01:06:05,480 --> 01:06:06,719 And if you'd been straight about it, 1369 01:06:06,760 --> 01:06:08,320 I'd bought you some Chivas. 1370 01:06:08,360 --> 01:06:10,760 But by holding up that sign. 1371 01:06:10,800 --> 01:06:11,920 You made an employment agreement. 1372 01:06:11,960 --> 01:06:14,400 Which I intend to hold you to. 1373 01:06:14,440 --> 01:06:18,079 Now, here's the apple, you wash that car. 1374 01:06:19,400 --> 01:06:22,000 - Fuck you man. I don't want your fucking apple, 1375 01:06:22,039 --> 01:06:24,400 so I don't gotta wash that fucking car, yeah? 1376 01:06:24,440 --> 01:06:28,199 Here's what I think of your fucking apple. 1377 01:06:31,400 --> 01:06:33,760 - Well, now since you've took my food. 1378 01:06:33,800 --> 01:06:35,800 You gotta wash that car. 1379 01:06:38,239 --> 01:06:39,599 Wash it. 1380 01:06:39,639 --> 01:06:40,800 - Mr. Cody, this is really not that important. 1381 01:06:40,840 --> 01:06:42,039 - Yes it is. 1382 01:06:42,079 --> 01:06:43,880 This jerk out here lying in writing? 1383 01:06:43,920 --> 01:06:46,159 I don't tolerate lying from any one! 1384 01:06:46,199 --> 01:06:48,519 Especially not in writing. 1385 01:06:48,559 --> 01:06:49,960 You, wash the damn car. 1386 01:06:50,000 --> 01:06:51,760 - You, shut the fuck up! 1387 01:06:51,800 --> 01:06:53,159 Or I'm gonna cut you. 1388 01:06:53,199 --> 01:06:55,000 - Hey you all get outta here, now! 1389 01:06:55,039 --> 01:06:56,039 I'm gonna call the sheriff. 1390 01:06:56,079 --> 01:06:57,920 - Yeah, I wouldn't do that. 1391 01:06:57,960 --> 01:06:59,960 You see, I've got lung cancer. 1392 01:07:00,000 --> 01:07:02,119 I'm terminal, six months to live. 1393 01:07:02,159 --> 01:07:05,800 Only, I'm not going out in a hospital. 1394 01:07:05,840 --> 01:07:07,119 That's dynamite. 1395 01:07:07,159 --> 01:07:10,840 Enough to take out everything in radius of 150 yards. 1396 01:07:10,880 --> 01:07:13,960 I don't give two farts and a martini, if I go now or later. 1397 01:07:14,000 --> 01:07:17,519 But if you do you'd better wash that car. 1398 01:07:18,880 --> 01:07:21,000 - OK, OK mister, I'll clean it for you. 1399 01:07:21,039 --> 01:07:22,199 - No! 1400 01:07:23,039 --> 01:07:24,360 He's gotta do it. 1401 01:07:24,400 --> 01:07:26,000 - What are you nuts? Wash the windshield. 1402 01:07:26,039 --> 01:07:27,320 - Clean it! 1403 01:07:27,360 --> 01:07:29,559 - Wash the car. - Come on! 1404 01:07:29,599 --> 01:07:31,840 - OK, OK! I'll wash it, all right! 1405 01:07:31,880 --> 01:07:34,320 Turn it of, I'll watch the car 1406 01:07:35,639 --> 01:07:38,159 (funky music) 1407 01:07:39,679 --> 01:07:41,039 - You ought to call the sheriff, 1408 01:07:41,079 --> 01:07:44,000 and have that guy shot through the head, he's crazy. 1409 01:07:44,039 --> 01:07:46,760 - I've got much simpler solution. 1410 01:07:49,119 --> 01:07:52,599 * Grab your coat and snatch your hat * 1411 01:07:52,639 --> 01:07:57,280 * Leave your worries on the door step * 1412 01:07:57,320 --> 01:08:02,320 * Just direct your feet, to the sunny side of the street * 1413 01:08:03,440 --> 01:08:07,079 - Say what you mean, mean what you say. 1414 01:08:07,119 --> 01:08:08,280 You know, if everybody followed that rule, 1415 01:08:08,320 --> 01:08:11,199 there would be a lot less trouble. 1416 01:08:13,039 --> 01:08:16,399 Now, we still have a contract Mr. Oliver. 1417 01:08:16,439 --> 01:08:20,720 I sure hope, you're not thinking of breaking that contract. 1418 01:08:20,760 --> 01:08:23,439 - Thinking about it? Yes. 1419 01:08:23,479 --> 01:08:25,159 Doing it? No, sir. 1420 01:08:28,159 --> 01:08:30,359 - That's a very honest response. 1421 01:08:30,399 --> 01:08:33,039 That's a breath of fresh air. 1422 01:08:34,000 --> 01:08:35,399 Cigarette? 1423 01:08:35,439 --> 01:08:38,159 - No, thank you sir, I don't smoke. 1424 01:08:38,199 --> 01:08:40,039 - I like cigarettes. 1425 01:08:41,000 --> 01:08:44,000 Package says they cause cancer, and they do. 1426 01:08:44,039 --> 01:08:47,720 Say what you mean, mean what you say. 1427 01:08:47,760 --> 01:08:48,960 Nor, for one, for cigarettes, 1428 01:08:49,000 --> 01:08:51,600 I don't know where I'd be today. 1429 01:08:51,640 --> 01:08:53,720 I used to be in advertising. 1430 01:08:53,760 --> 01:08:56,119 I got paid for lying. 1431 01:08:56,159 --> 01:09:00,479 And one day, a little boy died because of one of those lies. 1432 01:09:00,520 --> 01:09:02,239 Boy, that fried me. 1433 01:09:03,239 --> 01:09:05,159 So, when I got my nicotine death sentence, 1434 01:09:05,199 --> 01:09:09,000 I decided to make the rest of my time count. 1435 01:09:09,039 --> 01:09:11,800 Put and end on some of those lies. 1436 01:09:11,840 --> 01:09:14,079 Now, for the first time on my life, 1437 01:09:14,119 --> 01:09:16,479 I'm fulfilled, I'm content. 1438 01:09:18,760 --> 01:09:19,800 Lung cancer. 1439 01:09:21,159 --> 01:09:23,840 It's not without its benefits. 1440 01:09:25,239 --> 01:09:27,880 - [Neal] I couldn't decide if he was for real, or bluffing. 1441 01:09:27,920 --> 01:09:30,000 Totally sane or completely nuts. 1442 01:09:30,039 --> 01:09:32,000 Maybe the dynamite was fake, or the detonator was. 1443 01:09:32,039 --> 01:09:33,239 Or maybe not. 1444 01:09:34,680 --> 01:09:37,079 As Grant would say, lots of answers, all of them reasonable. 1445 01:09:37,119 --> 01:09:39,640 I did know that I liked it, that was for sure. 1446 01:09:39,680 --> 01:09:43,239 * Sunny side of the street * 1447 01:09:51,119 --> 01:09:53,039 - Mister Oliver. 1448 01:09:53,079 --> 01:09:56,119 You're one of the best employees I've ever had. 1449 01:09:56,159 --> 01:09:58,399 I'm giving you a tip. 1450 01:09:58,439 --> 01:09:59,439 And my card. 1451 01:10:00,960 --> 01:10:03,039 If you ever want to work for me again. 1452 01:10:03,079 --> 01:10:05,039 You call that number. 1453 01:10:05,079 --> 01:10:07,039 It's mine direct line. 1454 01:10:08,319 --> 01:10:10,600 Good luck with that girl. - Thank you sir. 1455 01:10:10,640 --> 01:10:13,199 (country music) 1456 01:10:15,239 --> 01:10:18,119 The Museum Of Art Fraud was only three blocks away. 1457 01:10:18,159 --> 01:10:21,199 That Interstate 60 dynamic was clearly at work again. 1458 01:10:21,239 --> 01:10:24,199 And my own curiosity was definitely piqued. 1459 01:10:24,239 --> 01:10:25,880 - Oh, you must be Douglas. 1460 01:10:25,920 --> 01:10:28,800 Oh, thank goodness, I'm so glad to see you. 1461 01:10:28,840 --> 01:10:30,079 I didn't think you were coming. 1462 01:10:30,119 --> 01:10:31,760 I mean, the agency called to cancel. 1463 01:10:31,800 --> 01:10:34,600 Oh excuse me I'm sorry, I'm Mrs. James, the owner. 1464 01:10:34,640 --> 01:10:36,159 - Hi Mrs. James, listen I-- 1465 01:10:36,199 --> 01:10:37,640 - And today we're viewing the originals right now. 1466 01:10:37,680 --> 01:10:39,399 I know you're confused! 1467 01:10:39,439 --> 01:10:43,079 But if you do as I say, I will give you a hundred dollars. 1468 01:10:43,119 --> 01:10:45,000 - Late Mr. James was most proud of 1469 01:10:45,039 --> 01:10:47,399 five original masterpieces in this room. 1470 01:10:47,439 --> 01:10:51,319 Rarely seen, and per his wishes never photographed. 1471 01:10:51,359 --> 01:10:54,079 Monet, Cezanne, Van Gogh, Renoir, 1472 01:10:56,439 --> 01:10:58,000 Degas. 1473 01:10:58,039 --> 01:10:59,840 Each is valued in the millions. 1474 01:10:59,880 --> 01:11:01,119 No less then Bill Gates and Warren Buffet 1475 01:11:01,159 --> 01:11:02,680 have attempted to buy them. 1476 01:11:02,720 --> 01:11:05,199 Of course they're not for sale. 1477 01:11:05,239 --> 01:11:08,319 Now if we can proceed this way... 1478 01:11:15,239 --> 01:11:18,680 - Now, take the paintings down very carefully, 1479 01:11:18,720 --> 01:11:20,399 remove them from the frames. 1480 01:11:20,439 --> 01:11:24,960 And then, after that. put them on the easels out here. 1481 01:11:25,000 --> 01:11:27,199 Today you're going to be my nephew Edward. 1482 01:11:27,239 --> 01:11:29,359 Now, just follow my lead, and go with the flow. 1483 01:11:29,399 --> 01:11:30,439 - OK. 1484 01:11:31,479 --> 01:11:34,479 (classical music) 1485 01:11:34,520 --> 01:11:36,319 - This way please. 1486 01:11:36,359 --> 01:11:38,680 Welcome ladies and gentlemen. 1487 01:11:38,720 --> 01:11:43,000 Welcome to our gallery of affordable reproductions. 1488 01:11:43,039 --> 01:11:45,479 It was my late husband's request, 1489 01:11:45,520 --> 01:11:49,199 that none of his five original masterpieces, 1490 01:11:49,239 --> 01:11:54,279 ever be photographed or reproduced in any book or catalog. 1491 01:11:55,079 --> 01:11:57,640 So, we offer these copies... 1492 01:11:57,680 --> 01:12:00,159 Rendered by my nephew Edward. 1493 01:12:01,439 --> 01:12:04,760 At the modest cost of $350 a piece. 1494 01:12:04,800 --> 01:12:08,800 And if you have any questions, please, don't hesitate 1495 01:12:08,840 --> 01:12:11,039 to ask either one of us. 1496 01:12:12,600 --> 01:12:14,119 - How long did it take you to do them? 1497 01:12:14,159 --> 01:12:15,520 - How long? - Hmm? 1498 01:12:17,880 --> 01:12:19,520 - I knocked them out all in a week. 1499 01:12:19,560 --> 01:12:20,640 - I can tell. 1500 01:12:20,680 --> 01:12:23,159 Some of your brush work is rather uneven... 1501 01:12:23,199 --> 01:12:26,119 Well, you get what you pay for. 1502 01:12:26,159 --> 01:12:30,279 - It's decent craftsmanship, perhaps a little slick. 1503 01:12:30,319 --> 01:12:32,319 Lacks the artist soul. 1504 01:12:32,359 --> 01:12:35,279 - Yeah, but I'm just an amateur. 1505 01:12:38,039 --> 01:12:39,359 - It's shameful. 1506 01:12:39,399 --> 01:12:40,800 Cezanne would roll over in his grave, 1507 01:12:40,840 --> 01:12:42,920 to see such a mockery of his work. 1508 01:12:42,960 --> 01:12:44,560 Well, let's be glad for both our sakes, 1509 01:12:44,600 --> 01:12:46,239 that he won't see it. 1510 01:12:47,399 --> 01:12:48,760 - Well, you've heard it from the experts. 1511 01:12:48,800 --> 01:12:50,319 You have no talent whatsoever. 1512 01:12:50,359 --> 01:12:53,920 - Well, I've never been more flattered. 1513 01:12:53,960 --> 01:12:56,800 - My late husband's desire. 1514 01:12:56,840 --> 01:12:59,359 Was that his masterpieces be owned 1515 01:12:59,399 --> 01:13:02,119 by people who will enjoy them. 1516 01:13:02,159 --> 01:13:03,800 Not trophy collectors. 1517 01:13:04,800 --> 01:13:06,399 Thus our charade. 1518 01:13:07,840 --> 01:13:09,119 But do you know, in eight years 1519 01:13:09,159 --> 01:13:12,000 I have yet to sell a painting. 1520 01:13:12,039 --> 01:13:14,399 - Why don't you donate them to an art museum? 1521 01:13:14,439 --> 01:13:18,479 - Oh, upon my death, clones of them will be donated. 1522 01:13:18,520 --> 01:13:19,800 - Clones? 1523 01:13:19,840 --> 01:13:22,399 - Oscar was an art collector, dealer. 1524 01:13:22,439 --> 01:13:25,359 Technical genius, and a practical joker, 1525 01:13:25,399 --> 01:13:29,920 and wealthy enough to indulge in his most outrageous whims. 1526 01:13:29,960 --> 01:13:32,199 He developed a process where by, 1527 01:13:32,239 --> 01:13:36,399 he could duplicate a painting almost on a molecular level. 1528 01:13:36,439 --> 01:13:39,319 He would borrow a great master from a museum, 1529 01:13:39,359 --> 01:13:42,760 and duplicate it, and often send back the copy. 1530 01:13:42,800 --> 01:13:45,199 And he was never found out. 1531 01:13:45,239 --> 01:13:47,399 A Starry Night, the original. 1532 01:13:47,439 --> 01:13:50,800 The one in New York is a clone. 1533 01:13:50,840 --> 01:13:52,399 This Monet, 1534 01:13:52,439 --> 01:13:56,399 the art world thinks that the original is in Paris. 1535 01:13:56,439 --> 01:13:58,319 - Unbelievable. 1536 01:13:58,359 --> 01:14:00,000 So there're all originals? 1537 01:14:00,039 --> 01:14:03,039 - So what does one do, with a collection like this? 1538 01:14:03,079 --> 01:14:04,479 - You tell everyone they're fakes. 1539 01:14:04,520 --> 01:14:09,479 - Good huh, and so, just before he died, Oscar created this. 1540 01:14:09,520 --> 01:14:11,399 The Museum Of Art Fraud. 1541 01:14:11,439 --> 01:14:13,840 The world's greatest art museum. 1542 01:14:13,880 --> 01:14:17,880 Masquerading as a cheap tourist attraction. 1543 01:14:17,920 --> 01:14:19,479 Oh my God that's... 1544 01:14:19,520 --> 01:14:23,159 - [Mrs. James] My husband, Oscar Warren James. 1545 01:14:23,199 --> 01:14:25,239 - Of course, of course. 1546 01:14:29,159 --> 01:14:31,319 I must say, I was feeling pretty damn good. 1547 01:14:31,359 --> 01:14:33,199 Hell I was feeling inspired. 1548 01:14:33,239 --> 01:14:34,520 I wanted to deliver the package, 1549 01:14:34,560 --> 01:14:36,520 and then I wanted to go out and paint. 1550 01:14:36,560 --> 01:14:37,920 And I wished I could go back in time, 1551 01:14:37,960 --> 01:14:40,600 and enter a piece in the Conrad Competition. 1552 01:14:40,640 --> 01:14:42,800 But, I'd had my one wish. 1553 01:14:42,840 --> 01:14:45,039 And I couldn't look back. 1554 01:14:51,239 --> 01:14:53,880 Hot and cool, hot and cool. 1555 01:14:53,920 --> 01:14:55,439 I'm getting warmer, I'm getting colder. 1556 01:14:55,479 --> 01:14:56,520 Of course. 1557 01:14:58,560 --> 01:15:00,000 8-ball, 1558 01:15:00,039 --> 01:15:01,600 that girl is not in Danver and her name is not Robin, 1559 01:15:01,640 --> 01:15:02,399 isn't it? 1560 01:15:07,640 --> 01:15:09,640 Well is she in Morlaw? 1561 01:15:14,439 --> 01:15:17,760 OK so, if I go there, will I find her? 1562 01:15:23,640 --> 01:15:27,159 So there it was, the proverbial fork in the road. 1563 01:15:27,199 --> 01:15:28,960 My job. The word I'd given. 1564 01:15:29,000 --> 01:15:30,920 The contract I'd signed. 1565 01:15:30,960 --> 01:15:33,880 Versus the lovely Lynn, the girl of my dreams. 1566 01:15:33,920 --> 01:15:36,800 Her musical voice in my head, leading me. 1567 01:15:36,840 --> 01:15:38,399 Where? 1568 01:15:38,439 --> 01:15:39,800 So what did I do? 1569 01:15:39,840 --> 01:15:42,760 I did what any self respecting hopeless romantic would do. 1570 01:15:42,800 --> 01:15:44,199 I rationalized. 1571 01:15:44,239 --> 01:15:46,600 Five days to go 158 miles. 1572 01:15:48,159 --> 01:15:51,640 I got time to chase a dream, right 8-ball? 1573 01:15:55,680 --> 01:15:59,359 Good answer. (mystical music) 1574 01:16:13,880 --> 01:16:17,359 (police siren wailing) 1575 01:16:30,640 --> 01:16:32,079 - Drivers license. 1576 01:16:36,720 --> 01:16:39,000 - What did I do, officer? 1577 01:16:39,039 --> 01:16:40,359 - Nothing. 1578 01:16:40,399 --> 01:16:41,600 You're served. 1579 01:16:41,640 --> 01:16:43,000 You're being sued by Mr. J.J. Madison, 1580 01:16:43,039 --> 01:16:44,319 for your responsibility 1581 01:16:44,359 --> 01:16:45,479 in a hit and run kill of his pat cat Snickers, 1582 01:16:45,520 --> 01:16:47,920 three weeks ago in front of the courthouse. 1583 01:16:47,960 --> 01:16:49,479 - But I've never been here before. 1584 01:16:49,520 --> 01:16:51,600 I was in St. Louis three weeks ago. 1585 01:16:51,640 --> 01:16:52,600 - Tell it to the judge. 1586 01:16:52,640 --> 01:16:53,960 I'm just process serving. 1587 01:16:54,000 --> 01:16:55,399 Meanwhile I suggest you head into the town 1588 01:16:55,439 --> 01:16:57,319 and hire yourself a lawyer, you're gonna need one. 1589 01:16:57,359 --> 01:16:59,439 But first uh, park your car in that lot over there, 1590 01:16:59,479 --> 01:17:02,119 by the lake, you can get sued for polluting the air. 1591 01:17:02,159 --> 01:17:05,119 (frolicking music) 1592 01:17:25,680 --> 01:17:27,000 - Hey Mister! 1593 01:17:27,039 --> 01:17:28,560 I'm really good, check it out Stanford, class of '88. 1594 01:17:28,600 --> 01:17:30,720 Summa cum laude, but more important I know the angles. 1595 01:17:30,760 --> 01:17:34,680 (chattering over each other) 1596 01:17:35,920 --> 01:17:37,079 - You don't need a lawyer. 1597 01:17:37,119 --> 01:17:38,680 You need a good lawyer, and that's me. 1598 01:17:38,720 --> 01:17:40,399 Page Mackland Park is the name, 1599 01:17:40,439 --> 01:17:41,720 and that's the only name you need to remember. 1600 01:17:41,760 --> 01:17:43,000 These other guys, I won't see-- 1601 01:17:43,039 --> 01:17:46,079 - I'm uninterested. - Valerie McCabe, year of '91. 1602 01:17:46,119 --> 01:17:47,880 I've got special rates for visitors. 1603 01:17:47,920 --> 01:17:49,800 And I know I can win your case. 1604 01:17:49,840 --> 01:17:51,600 - You don't even know my case. 1605 01:17:51,640 --> 01:17:53,520 - The Madison case? 1606 01:17:53,560 --> 01:17:55,520 Nuisance suit, happens to visitors all the time. 1607 01:17:55,560 --> 01:17:58,000 Fact is, J.J. Madison doesn't even have a cat. 1608 01:17:58,039 --> 01:17:59,319 He's allergic. 1609 01:17:59,359 --> 01:18:01,560 I can have it thrown out in no time. 1610 01:18:01,600 --> 01:18:03,000 - Wait. He never had a cat? 1611 01:18:03,039 --> 01:18:05,640 So why he's gonna sue somebody for it? 1612 01:18:05,680 --> 01:18:07,520 - Because he can. 1613 01:18:07,560 --> 01:18:08,680 - What? 1614 01:18:08,720 --> 01:18:10,520 - Every adult citizen of Morlaw, is a lawyer. 1615 01:18:10,560 --> 01:18:12,279 So everybody sues everybody else. 1616 01:18:12,319 --> 01:18:13,520 It doesn't matter if there is a cause. 1617 01:18:13,560 --> 01:18:14,680 It's how we make sure that everybody makes 1618 01:18:14,720 --> 01:18:16,039 a living off the profession. 1619 01:18:16,079 --> 01:18:16,960 - Yeah, but that's insane. 1620 01:18:17,000 --> 01:18:18,479 - I can sue you for that. 1621 01:18:18,520 --> 01:18:20,920 You just made a defamatory remark about this town. 1622 01:18:20,960 --> 01:18:24,520 Hey are you looking at my legs, I can sue you for that too. 1623 01:18:24,560 --> 01:18:26,399 Sexual harassment. 1624 01:18:26,439 --> 01:18:28,319 - Is there anything you can't sue me for? 1625 01:18:28,359 --> 01:18:29,479 - Hire me. 1626 01:18:29,520 --> 01:18:30,640 That way everything between us is subject to 1627 01:18:30,680 --> 01:18:32,039 attorney-client privilege. 1628 01:18:32,079 --> 01:18:34,960 I'm $75 an hour, first hour is free. 1629 01:18:35,000 --> 01:18:37,479 - Well, at least you know my case. 1630 01:18:37,520 --> 01:18:39,000 All right. You're hired. 1631 01:18:39,039 --> 01:18:42,399 - Hey, hey I'm suing you Valerie, no no! 1632 01:18:42,439 --> 01:18:44,520 For the sexual enticement or the appearance thereof 1633 01:18:44,560 --> 01:18:46,359 of a potential client on the public thoroughfare. 1634 01:18:46,399 --> 01:18:48,800 He only hired you, because he found you sexually attractive. 1635 01:18:48,840 --> 01:18:50,399 - Hurry. My office. 1636 01:18:50,439 --> 01:18:51,680 We could get slapped with a dozen more lawsuits, 1637 01:18:51,720 --> 01:18:54,079 just walking down the street. 1638 01:18:55,640 --> 01:18:56,720 This will be essential. 1639 01:18:56,760 --> 01:18:58,079 Shouldn't make more then a couple of weeks. 1640 01:18:58,119 --> 01:18:59,600 - Whoa, whoa, weeks? 1641 01:18:59,640 --> 01:19:01,880 No, no, no, I have to be in Danver on October 2nd. 1642 01:19:01,920 --> 01:19:02,920 It can't take that long. 1643 01:19:02,960 --> 01:19:04,600 - That's not long. 1644 01:19:04,640 --> 01:19:06,279 Long is our city limits sign. 1645 01:19:06,319 --> 01:19:08,640 We've been trying to get knew one put up for five years now. 1646 01:19:08,680 --> 01:19:11,359 But we forgot a file an environmental impact report, 1647 01:19:11,399 --> 01:19:12,960 and as the metal in the signpost 1648 01:19:13,000 --> 01:19:14,920 is a potentially hazardous substance, 1649 01:19:14,960 --> 01:19:16,399 we're in court over that. 1650 01:19:16,439 --> 01:19:17,279 And another lawyer is challenging 1651 01:19:17,319 --> 01:19:19,000 the census figure on the sign. 1652 01:19:19,039 --> 01:19:20,520 And another lawyer said we had to do another 1653 01:19:20,560 --> 01:19:22,640 land survey to determine the exact city limits, 1654 01:19:22,680 --> 01:19:24,960 so we know precisely where to put the sign. 1655 01:19:25,000 --> 01:19:26,560 So we brought in a surveyor. 1656 01:19:26,600 --> 01:19:27,920 But he got sued for smoking, 1657 01:19:27,960 --> 01:19:30,199 and wasn't enjoined from finishing the survey. 1658 01:19:30,239 --> 01:19:32,399 I say we're at least two years, from a new sign. 1659 01:19:32,439 --> 01:19:34,319 - And you chose to live here? 1660 01:19:34,359 --> 01:19:36,399 - I wouldn't live anywhere else. 1661 01:19:36,439 --> 01:19:38,359 Every day is a new challenge. 1662 01:19:38,399 --> 01:19:39,760 A new precedent. 1663 01:19:39,800 --> 01:19:42,039 A new way of interpreting of the law. 1664 01:19:42,079 --> 01:19:44,439 It's an intellectual feast. 1665 01:19:55,079 --> 01:19:58,800 - Okay so if everyone who lives here is a lawyer, 1666 01:19:58,840 --> 01:20:00,800 how do you live? 1667 01:20:00,840 --> 01:20:02,680 I mean, who runs the grocery store. 1668 01:20:02,720 --> 01:20:03,840 Who does your dry cleaning? 1669 01:20:03,880 --> 01:20:05,920 Who fixes the shitter, when it breaks? 1670 01:20:05,960 --> 01:20:08,199 Well, we all moonlight on the law related jobs. 1671 01:20:08,239 --> 01:20:10,920 You know police, bailiffs, court reporters... 1672 01:20:10,960 --> 01:20:13,399 But those other trivial things, you mentioned? 1673 01:20:13,439 --> 01:20:15,600 They're done by people like you, awaiting trial. 1674 01:20:15,640 --> 01:20:18,079 It's the only way they can afford their legal fees. 1675 01:20:18,119 --> 01:20:21,279 Now, I can get you a hearing on Monday October 1st. 1676 01:20:21,319 --> 01:20:22,800 Meanwhile. 1677 01:20:22,840 --> 01:20:24,560 We'll have to call witnesses, to testify as your character. 1678 01:20:24,600 --> 01:20:26,000 You know, family, friends. 1679 01:20:26,039 --> 01:20:28,279 So, that you can qualify for your employment program. 1680 01:20:28,319 --> 01:20:29,720 It'll help keep cost down. 1681 01:20:29,760 --> 01:20:30,920 So tomorrow morning, why don't you get me their names 1682 01:20:30,960 --> 01:20:33,800 and numbers, and I'll subpoena them. 1683 01:20:33,840 --> 01:20:35,800 - Well, even if they could get here. 1684 01:20:35,840 --> 01:20:37,800 Wouldn't they get sued too? 1685 01:20:37,840 --> 01:20:39,199 - Of course. 1686 01:20:39,239 --> 01:20:41,119 But you'll indemnify them, and their problems will fall on 1687 01:20:41,159 --> 01:20:44,760 your shoulders, which means more work for me. 1688 01:20:44,800 --> 01:20:47,640 - Okay, well, I have those phone numbers they're in my car. 1689 01:20:47,680 --> 01:20:49,000 I'm gonna go get them. 1690 01:20:49,039 --> 01:20:52,760 And I'm gonna make few calls, and be right back. 1691 01:20:54,960 --> 01:20:56,319 - No you won't. 1692 01:20:57,439 --> 01:20:59,840 Fred. Mr. Oliver is a potential fugitive. 1693 01:20:59,880 --> 01:21:01,720 Lock him up. - Lock me up? 1694 01:21:01,760 --> 01:21:02,960 - Of course. 1695 01:21:03,000 --> 01:21:05,920 We lawyers have to protect out livelihood. 1696 01:21:05,960 --> 01:21:08,039 - Wait you can't do this to me, I have rights. 1697 01:21:08,079 --> 01:21:12,479 - I know you do, sweetie, I'm here to protect them. 1698 01:21:18,880 --> 01:21:20,920 - I couldn't even blame the 8-ball. 1699 01:21:20,960 --> 01:21:23,079 It said a meeting was possible. 1700 01:21:23,119 --> 01:21:27,119 Yeah, right, a meteor wiping out Morlaw was possible too. 1701 01:21:27,159 --> 01:21:31,079 Probably more possible than ever meeting Lynn. 1702 01:21:36,640 --> 01:21:37,840 Hey, hey Lynn! 1703 01:21:42,600 --> 01:21:44,239 Hey Lynn, over here! 1704 01:21:46,640 --> 01:21:48,039 Up here, up here! 1705 01:21:51,520 --> 01:21:53,239 I'm gonna get you out! 1706 01:21:56,920 --> 01:21:59,039 I'm gonna get you out! 1707 01:22:08,000 --> 01:22:10,439 In order to get her out, I had to get me out. 1708 01:22:10,479 --> 01:22:12,319 But jailbreak, was clearly not happening. 1709 01:22:12,359 --> 01:22:14,000 Ditto for a tunnel job. 1710 01:22:14,039 --> 01:22:16,000 I needed an answer, and my 8-ball was in the car. 1711 01:22:16,039 --> 01:22:17,399 Damn it. 1712 01:22:17,439 --> 01:22:19,800 There had to be a way, to blow this thing wide open. 1713 01:22:19,840 --> 01:22:21,079 And then I knew. 1714 01:22:21,119 --> 01:22:23,319 My lawyer needed a character witness. 1715 01:22:23,359 --> 01:22:27,039 But I needed a witness who was a character. 1716 01:22:31,479 --> 01:22:33,800 - [Valerie] Please, state your name and occupation. 1717 01:22:33,840 --> 01:22:35,920 - Robert Wilson Cody. 1718 01:22:35,960 --> 01:22:39,640 I'm what you might call it an ax-grinder. 1719 01:22:39,680 --> 01:22:43,600 - Mr. Cody please tell the court how you know the defendant. 1720 01:22:43,640 --> 01:22:45,319 - He was my employee. 1721 01:22:45,359 --> 01:22:47,800 - And how would you characterize him? 1722 01:22:47,840 --> 01:22:50,640 - Honest, trustworthy, intelligent. 1723 01:22:50,680 --> 01:22:53,720 - Ask him if he's aware that the charge against me is a lie, 1724 01:22:53,760 --> 01:22:55,279 and that everyone here knows it. 1725 01:22:55,319 --> 01:22:58,399 - It's immaterial, he can only testify as to character. 1726 01:22:58,439 --> 01:22:59,479 - Just ask him. 1727 01:22:59,520 --> 01:23:01,039 - The judge will pull it immaterial. 1728 01:23:01,079 --> 01:23:03,720 - You ask him or I'll fire you. 1729 01:23:05,560 --> 01:23:07,199 - Mr. Cody... 1730 01:23:07,239 --> 01:23:09,960 Are you aware that the charge against Mr. Oliver 1731 01:23:10,000 --> 01:23:11,960 is not only a complete lie, but that the judge, 1732 01:23:12,000 --> 01:23:14,840 the plaintiff and every citizen here know it? 1733 01:23:14,880 --> 01:23:16,720 - [Man] Objection! Immaterial. 1734 01:23:16,760 --> 01:23:18,880 It has nothing to do with the character of the accused. 1735 01:23:18,920 --> 01:23:19,760 - [Judge] Sustained. 1736 01:23:19,800 --> 01:23:21,000 - Wait a minute miss. 1737 01:23:21,039 --> 01:23:23,000 You're saying that this is a trumped-up charge? 1738 01:23:23,039 --> 01:23:24,359 And you're all in on it? 1739 01:23:24,399 --> 01:23:25,600 - Immaterial. 1740 01:23:25,640 --> 01:23:27,600 The witness is ordered to ignore the question. 1741 01:23:27,640 --> 01:23:29,760 - Well, I'm not going to ignore it, your honor. 1742 01:23:29,800 --> 01:23:32,800 If, what she says is true, that's a very serious matter. 1743 01:23:32,840 --> 01:23:36,039 - Well, serious or not, it's immaterial to this hearing. 1744 01:23:36,079 --> 01:23:37,399 Next question. 1745 01:23:37,439 --> 01:23:40,800 - Wow judge, I asked her a question and I want an answer. 1746 01:23:40,840 --> 01:23:44,079 - You don't ask here questions Mr. Cody, you answer them. 1747 01:23:44,119 --> 01:23:46,000 And if you wont do what I told you to do, 1748 01:23:46,039 --> 01:23:48,479 I will hold you in contempt. 1749 01:23:48,520 --> 01:23:51,600 - Hey, I'm not answering any more questions, 1750 01:23:51,640 --> 01:23:54,039 until somebody answers mine. 1751 01:23:54,079 --> 01:23:57,399 Why don't you tell me judge, are you in on a lie here? 1752 01:23:57,439 --> 01:24:01,000 - I fine you 500 dollars for contempt. 1753 01:24:01,039 --> 01:24:03,000 - Answer my goddamn question, judge. 1754 01:24:03,039 --> 01:24:05,960 - A thousand dollars and 90 days in jail. 1755 01:24:06,000 --> 01:24:09,079 Bailiff, Sergeant, put Mr. Cody in a cell. 1756 01:24:09,119 --> 01:24:11,199 - Wow, hold the tone boys. 1757 01:24:13,760 --> 01:24:15,560 Now this is dynamite. 1758 01:24:15,600 --> 01:24:16,600 We'll all go with a bang, 1759 01:24:16,640 --> 01:24:18,880 if anyone takes another step toward me. 1760 01:24:18,920 --> 01:24:20,600 Gentlemen, just drop your guns. 1761 01:24:20,640 --> 01:24:22,279 Everyone else, stay seated. 1762 01:24:22,319 --> 01:24:25,439 Judge, stick your finger up your nose. 1763 01:24:25,479 --> 01:24:26,880 I'm not kidding. 1764 01:24:26,920 --> 01:24:28,199 I'm terminally ill 1765 01:24:28,239 --> 01:24:33,239 and I'll gladly take you all with me to hell right now. 1766 01:24:34,319 --> 01:24:37,039 Judge, I said, stick your finger up your nose. 1767 01:24:37,079 --> 01:24:38,359 - You'd better do it judge, I know this guy. 1768 01:24:38,399 --> 01:24:42,079 He says what he means; he means that he says. 1769 01:24:46,319 --> 01:24:49,760 - I'm glad we understand, who's in charge now. 1770 01:24:49,800 --> 01:24:50,960 So judge. 1771 01:24:51,000 --> 01:24:53,000 This whole deal was a lie. 1772 01:24:53,039 --> 01:24:54,119 Is that right? 1773 01:24:54,159 --> 01:24:56,640 Keep that finger in your nose. 1774 01:24:58,039 --> 01:24:59,119 - Yes. 1775 01:25:00,039 --> 01:25:01,720 - Yes, sir. 1776 01:25:01,760 --> 01:25:02,640 - Yes. sir. 1777 01:25:07,000 --> 01:25:08,840 - Now all right. 1778 01:25:08,880 --> 01:25:10,439 Show of hands... 1779 01:25:10,479 --> 01:25:12,000 Now how many here knew this thing was 1780 01:25:12,039 --> 01:25:15,199 a railroad job against Mr. Oliver? 1781 01:25:22,039 --> 01:25:23,159 Liars, lawyers. 1782 01:25:24,960 --> 01:25:26,000 Mr. Oliver? 1783 01:25:26,039 --> 01:25:29,199 How do we teach these liars a lesson? 1784 01:25:34,199 --> 01:25:36,600 - Now, read it judge. 1785 01:25:36,640 --> 01:25:38,079 - By this order, 1786 01:25:38,119 --> 01:25:40,439 all legal actions, charges, fines and fees, 1787 01:25:40,479 --> 01:25:42,920 against any non-citizen of Morlaw, 1788 01:25:42,960 --> 01:25:45,560 in any matter pending before any Morlaw court, 1789 01:25:45,600 --> 01:25:49,600 I hereby dismissed, and I declare an unconditional amnesty. 1790 01:25:49,640 --> 01:25:51,359 - Thank you, Bailiff. 1791 01:25:51,399 --> 01:25:52,600 Make a few hundred copies of that, 1792 01:25:52,640 --> 01:25:54,600 and post it all over town. 1793 01:25:54,640 --> 01:25:57,640 - You know this is an interesting town. 1794 01:25:57,680 --> 01:26:00,479 I think I might just stay here. 1795 01:26:00,520 --> 01:26:03,600 - You got a problem with that judge? 1796 01:26:03,640 --> 01:26:05,279 - No, no problem sir. 1797 01:26:15,800 --> 01:26:19,199 (swelling romantic music) 1798 01:27:00,079 --> 01:27:01,039 - Lynn? 1799 01:27:02,439 --> 01:27:03,520 Hi. I'm Neal. 1800 01:27:05,920 --> 01:27:08,840 I'm the guy who got you out. 1801 01:27:08,880 --> 01:27:11,199 - Yo, please to fucking meet you, Neal. 1802 01:27:11,239 --> 01:27:13,199 Man, I've been so fucked up in here, for so long, 1803 01:27:13,239 --> 01:27:17,600 I thought, I was never getting the fuck out. 1804 01:27:17,640 --> 01:27:19,159 Yo bitch! 1805 01:27:19,199 --> 01:27:22,199 I want back my fucking clothes you cocksuckers confiscated. 1806 01:27:22,239 --> 01:27:27,000 I shouldn't be fucking wearin' this ugly shit no more. 1807 01:27:27,039 --> 01:27:28,279 Hey, handsome... 1808 01:27:29,439 --> 01:27:32,199 What you looking at me like that for? 1809 01:27:32,239 --> 01:27:34,720 - I just didn't expect you to talk that way. 1810 01:27:34,760 --> 01:27:37,560 - What, something wrong with the way I fucking talk? 1811 01:27:37,600 --> 01:27:39,560 - No, no, no, no, no, no. 1812 01:27:43,159 --> 01:27:45,199 I mean, yes. 1813 01:27:45,239 --> 01:27:46,479 Yes. 1814 01:27:46,520 --> 01:27:49,119 You make Mike Tyson sound like an Oxford graduate. 1815 01:27:49,159 --> 01:27:51,319 - What are you, like fucking dissin' me? 1816 01:27:51,359 --> 01:27:52,199 You like saying that I never went to 1817 01:27:52,239 --> 01:27:54,199 fucking school, or something? 1818 01:27:54,239 --> 01:27:57,359 - Yes. that's exactly what I'm saying. 1819 01:27:57,399 --> 01:27:58,399 - Don't worry. 1820 01:27:58,439 --> 01:27:59,680 It's just an act. 1821 01:28:05,039 --> 01:28:07,680 Well, it's sort of a test, see. 1822 01:28:07,720 --> 01:28:09,800 Guys are always so eager to score points on me 1823 01:28:09,840 --> 01:28:11,319 they would be like, oh, no, 1824 01:28:11,359 --> 01:28:13,199 Lynn, no, the way you talk is charming. 1825 01:28:13,239 --> 01:28:17,359 Yeah, unique, refreshing, a breath of fresh air, yeah. 1826 01:28:17,399 --> 01:28:19,399 Air from the sewer, is more like it. 1827 01:28:19,439 --> 01:28:24,319 Me, I would never go out with somebody who talks like that. 1828 01:28:24,359 --> 01:28:27,199 I'm glad you wouldn't either. 1829 01:28:27,239 --> 01:28:28,359 I hope you have a car. 1830 01:28:28,399 --> 01:28:31,399 I had to sell mine to pay my legal fees. 1831 01:28:31,439 --> 01:28:32,520 - I have a car. 1832 01:28:37,199 --> 01:28:40,000 So, how many guys did told you that you sound cheap? 1833 01:28:40,039 --> 01:28:41,399 - You're the first. 1834 01:28:41,439 --> 01:28:44,439 You know, you're better looking than I've expected. 1835 01:28:44,479 --> 01:28:45,840 - Ditto. 1836 01:28:45,880 --> 01:28:47,399 Wait a minute you've been expecting me? 1837 01:28:47,439 --> 01:28:49,000 - Of course... 1838 01:28:49,039 --> 01:28:50,399 That's how the stories always go. 1839 01:28:50,439 --> 01:28:54,800 The handsome prince rescues princess from the dungeon. 1840 01:28:54,840 --> 01:28:57,399 That was the point of the messages. 1841 01:28:57,439 --> 01:28:58,039 - The messages? 1842 01:28:58,079 --> 01:28:59,199 - The billboards. 1843 01:28:59,239 --> 01:29:02,119 My last name is Linden, by the way. 1844 01:29:02,159 --> 01:29:05,000 See, I knew somebody would figure it out eventually. 1845 01:29:05,039 --> 01:29:07,000 At least that's what he told me. 1846 01:29:07,039 --> 01:29:07,800 - Who? 1847 01:29:07,840 --> 01:29:09,039 - O.W. Grant. 1848 01:29:10,079 --> 01:29:12,039 See, I made a wish to meet the right guy. 1849 01:29:12,079 --> 01:29:13,840 Although if I'd have known that I had to spend a year 1850 01:29:13,880 --> 01:29:16,399 in jail waiting, maybe I wouldn't have. 1851 01:29:16,439 --> 01:29:20,079 Anyway, the prince has to undergo tests and challenges, 1852 01:29:20,119 --> 01:29:24,359 so that the princess will be convinced that he's worthy. 1853 01:29:24,399 --> 01:29:27,479 And you passed mine, so what's yours? 1854 01:29:27,520 --> 01:29:28,600 - What? My test? 1855 01:29:28,640 --> 01:29:31,640 - Come on, everybody has the sympathica test. 1856 01:29:31,680 --> 01:29:33,920 Do you cut your grapefruit in half or peal it? 1857 01:29:33,960 --> 01:29:35,600 Me, I peal it. 1858 01:29:35,640 --> 01:29:38,680 Favorite cartoon character, Spider-Man. 1859 01:29:38,720 --> 01:29:39,920 Thin or thick crust pizza? 1860 01:29:39,960 --> 01:29:41,720 I go for thin every time. 1861 01:29:41,760 --> 01:29:43,199 - We're three to three. 1862 01:29:43,239 --> 01:29:46,119 I can't bel, OK, Close Encounters? 1863 01:29:46,159 --> 01:29:49,199 - I would get on ship, no question. 1864 01:29:50,600 --> 01:29:51,640 What's wrong? 1865 01:29:53,479 --> 01:29:55,319 - This is just, it's all to perfect. 1866 01:29:55,359 --> 01:29:57,600 I mean, you know. You are. 1867 01:29:57,640 --> 01:29:59,600 You know, when something seems too good to be true? 1868 01:29:59,640 --> 01:30:00,399 Hold that thought. 1869 01:30:00,439 --> 01:30:02,600 (farting) 1870 01:30:02,640 --> 01:30:05,760 (groaning) 1871 01:30:05,800 --> 01:30:08,199 You see? I'm not that perfect. 1872 01:30:08,239 --> 01:30:10,880 - Right, right, well I feel much better now. 1873 01:30:10,920 --> 01:30:11,720 - Ditto. 1874 01:30:22,039 --> 01:30:24,760 (calming music) 1875 01:30:32,880 --> 01:30:35,000 - So, you actually wished for mister-right? 1876 01:30:35,039 --> 01:30:36,800 - What can I say? I'm human. 1877 01:30:36,840 --> 01:30:38,439 Humans have certain needs. 1878 01:30:38,479 --> 01:30:40,319 Like companionship. 1879 01:30:40,359 --> 01:30:43,199 And you, did you wish for me? 1880 01:30:43,239 --> 01:30:45,800 - Well, actually I wished for this. 1881 01:30:45,840 --> 01:30:47,039 It gives me answers. 1882 01:30:47,079 --> 01:30:49,479 - But are they the right answers? 1883 01:30:49,520 --> 01:30:50,239 - So far. 1884 01:31:12,840 --> 01:31:16,119 Wow, these were your billboards. 1885 01:31:16,159 --> 01:31:19,640 - Obviously, I don't need them any more. 1886 01:31:21,840 --> 01:31:24,640 Maybe it's time for the, you know. 1887 01:31:25,560 --> 01:31:27,800 Happily ever after part. 1888 01:31:27,840 --> 01:31:28,720 - Not quite. 1889 01:31:28,760 --> 01:31:29,760 I still have a job to finish. 1890 01:31:29,800 --> 01:31:32,359 Tomorrow October 2nd, Danver. 1891 01:31:32,399 --> 01:31:33,600 - Danver. 1892 01:31:33,640 --> 01:31:35,560 - What's wrong? 1893 01:31:35,600 --> 01:31:37,000 - Grant gave me an envelope. 1894 01:31:37,039 --> 01:31:41,640 He said if anyone was ever going to Danver I should open it. 1895 01:31:49,439 --> 01:31:53,560 I don't know if this message is for me or you. 1896 01:31:53,600 --> 01:31:54,640 Neal, don't go. 1897 01:31:56,439 --> 01:31:59,600 - I gave my word, to this guy that I deliver this package. 1898 01:31:59,640 --> 01:32:00,399 I have to. 1899 01:32:02,680 --> 01:32:05,600 8-ball, should I go to Danver? 1900 01:32:05,640 --> 01:32:09,199 (calming romantic music) 1901 01:32:43,920 --> 01:32:45,680 - [Lynn] Are you serious? 1902 01:32:45,720 --> 01:32:46,840 - [Neal] I'm serious. 1903 01:32:46,880 --> 01:32:49,039 - You mean, you didn't sleep at all? 1904 01:32:49,079 --> 01:32:50,800 - No, I couldn't. 1905 01:32:50,840 --> 01:32:53,520 I was possessed, by the views. 1906 01:32:54,520 --> 01:32:55,479 - I love it. 1907 01:32:56,600 --> 01:32:57,640 - [Neal] You're not just saying that? 1908 01:32:57,680 --> 01:32:58,840 - No. 1909 01:32:58,880 --> 01:33:01,039 It's got soul, passion... 1910 01:33:02,800 --> 01:33:04,560 Wow, take me with you. 1911 01:33:09,239 --> 01:33:10,399 - What about the letter? 1912 01:33:10,439 --> 01:33:13,600 - Screw it, I want to go with you. 1913 01:33:18,039 --> 01:33:22,039 - 8-ball, should I take Lynn with me to Danver? 1914 01:33:23,680 --> 01:33:24,520 Bad idea. 1915 01:33:27,119 --> 01:33:29,760 Is that, because it's dangerous? 1916 01:33:32,399 --> 01:33:36,800 The killer, does it have to do with the killer? 1917 01:33:36,840 --> 01:33:39,000 - I don't care if it's dangerous, or what this thing says. 1918 01:33:39,039 --> 01:33:40,399 I still wanna go with you. 1919 01:33:40,439 --> 01:33:41,560 - No, Lynn. 1920 01:33:41,600 --> 01:33:43,199 It would make me crazy. 1921 01:33:43,239 --> 01:33:45,600 All right I'm not gonna risk losing you, 1922 01:33:45,640 --> 01:33:47,119 not after just finding you. 1923 01:33:47,159 --> 01:33:49,039 - What if I lose you? 1924 01:33:49,960 --> 01:33:51,560 - Lynn you can't go. 1925 01:33:51,600 --> 01:33:55,640 The ball is never wrong, now, I'll come back, I promise. 1926 01:33:55,680 --> 01:33:58,760 8-ball, I will come back for her, won't I? 1927 01:33:58,800 --> 01:34:00,560 - Yes. 1928 01:34:00,600 --> 01:34:02,840 You will come back for me. 1929 01:34:02,880 --> 01:34:06,039 (foreboding music) 1930 01:34:23,640 --> 01:34:25,000 - What am I nuts? 1931 01:34:25,039 --> 01:34:26,600 The girl of my dreams, and I leave her behind, 1932 01:34:26,640 --> 01:34:29,039 because of this stupid toy. 1933 01:34:49,720 --> 01:34:51,000 What's up, officer? 1934 01:34:51,039 --> 01:34:52,800 - Just got word, there's a killer in the area. 1935 01:34:52,840 --> 01:34:56,039 Orders are to close the road. 1936 01:34:56,079 --> 01:34:57,760 - What's this killer look like? 1937 01:34:57,800 --> 01:34:58,960 It's coming over the radio now. 1938 01:34:59,000 --> 01:35:01,359 - [Woman] Murder suspect is white, male, 1939 01:35:01,399 --> 01:35:04,199 last seen driving a red BMW convertible, 1940 01:35:04,239 --> 01:35:06,600 along Interstate 60. 1941 01:35:06,640 --> 01:35:11,760 This vehicle has a white paint, splattered on the trunk lid. 1942 01:35:19,319 --> 01:35:20,560 - You best turn around son. 1943 01:35:20,600 --> 01:35:22,760 It's not safe for you here. 1944 01:35:33,640 --> 01:35:34,880 - It was 10 miles before my heart rate 1945 01:35:34,920 --> 01:35:36,399 was back in the double digits, 1946 01:35:36,439 --> 01:35:38,800 and I could think straight, but then I realized... 1947 01:35:38,840 --> 01:35:42,600 8-ball, is Lynn in danger from this killer? 1948 01:35:59,720 --> 01:36:04,239 - [Man] Cellular service is not available in this area. 1949 01:36:13,960 --> 01:36:16,399 - Beemers suck, Jeep rules! 1950 01:36:25,199 --> 01:36:27,039 - Oh shit, oh shit... 1951 01:36:34,520 --> 01:36:36,560 - Damn punks, and their paint again! 1952 01:36:36,600 --> 01:36:38,640 Calling the sheriff, here watch where they go. 1953 01:36:38,680 --> 01:36:39,600 - Oh no, no, no. 1954 01:36:39,640 --> 01:36:40,199 Please don't call the sheriff! 1955 01:36:40,239 --> 01:36:41,760 - The hell I wont. 1956 01:36:41,800 --> 01:36:44,079 I'm sick of those punks making trouble around here. 1957 01:36:44,119 --> 01:36:47,479 (anticipatory music) 1958 01:36:53,840 --> 01:36:57,039 Hey, come back with my binoculars! 1959 01:37:02,640 --> 01:37:05,039 - 8-ball, am I the killer? 1960 01:37:10,239 --> 01:37:11,159 - [Woman] The latest reports 1961 01:37:11,199 --> 01:37:12,800 indicate the suspect is carrying 1962 01:37:12,840 --> 01:37:15,640 a murder weapon in a square box, wrapped in brown paper. 1963 01:37:15,680 --> 01:37:18,520 Once again, suspect is carrying a murder weapon in 1964 01:37:18,560 --> 01:37:21,199 a square package... - Oh no. Shit! 1965 01:37:21,239 --> 01:37:22,079 Oh shit! 1966 01:37:23,239 --> 01:37:27,039 8-ball, is the murder weapon in this box? 1967 01:37:30,039 --> 01:37:31,640 Should I open it? 1968 01:37:40,520 --> 01:37:41,800 Shit. 1969 01:37:41,840 --> 01:37:43,079 If it is a murder weapon, 1970 01:37:43,119 --> 01:37:44,520 I'm gonna get my finger prints all over it. 1971 01:37:44,560 --> 01:37:46,079 8-ball, I really need an answer right now. 1972 01:37:46,119 --> 01:37:47,680 What should I do? 1973 01:37:49,279 --> 01:37:50,880 Damn you! 1974 01:37:50,920 --> 01:37:51,880 Yes or No questions. 1975 01:37:51,920 --> 01:37:53,079 Yes or no, OK come on Neal. 1976 01:37:53,119 --> 01:37:55,520 Think, be logical... 1977 01:37:55,560 --> 01:37:56,800 He called the cops. 1978 01:37:56,840 --> 01:37:57,760 So, whichever way they're coming, 1979 01:37:57,800 --> 01:38:00,199 I've gotta go the opposite way. 1980 01:38:10,960 --> 01:38:13,840 Well, it's got to be one way or the other. 1981 01:38:13,880 --> 01:38:14,800 Right 8-ball? 1982 01:38:14,840 --> 01:38:16,039 I mean, I got two choices here, 1983 01:38:16,079 --> 01:38:19,199 so it's got to be one or the other, right? 1984 01:38:20,199 --> 01:38:21,800 Take it to the bank. 1985 01:38:23,640 --> 01:38:24,439 Sorry Dad. 1986 01:38:25,239 --> 01:38:27,720 No, there is another choice. 1987 01:38:34,840 --> 01:38:37,640 - [Woman] Sheriffs and police in two counties have closed up 1988 01:38:37,680 --> 01:38:39,960 Interstate 60 in both directions 1989 01:38:40,000 --> 01:38:42,359 with the intent of boxing in the suspect, 1990 01:38:42,399 --> 01:38:45,520 who was last seen driving red BMW convertible, 1991 01:38:45,560 --> 01:38:49,319 with white paint splattered on the trunk lid. 1992 01:38:57,239 --> 01:39:00,319 - I knew this wasn't my kind of car. 1993 01:39:16,920 --> 01:39:18,920 (alarm blaring) 1994 01:39:18,960 --> 01:39:24,039 (ominous music) (blades chopping) 1995 01:39:46,039 --> 01:39:48,439 (guns firing) 1996 01:39:52,039 --> 01:39:54,720 (cars exploding) 1997 01:40:18,680 --> 01:40:20,600 What were the chances? 1998 01:40:20,640 --> 01:40:22,000 What were the chances, 1999 01:40:22,039 --> 01:40:23,960 that the killer would be in a car, just like mine, 2000 01:40:24,000 --> 01:40:27,159 and I get white paint on mine, just like his? 2001 01:40:27,199 --> 01:40:29,199 Now Grant would say, it was inevitable. 2002 01:40:29,239 --> 01:40:31,279 That at least once in a infinite universe, 2003 01:40:31,319 --> 01:40:32,800 events would happen that way, 2004 01:40:32,840 --> 01:40:35,000 and this was that time. 2005 01:40:35,039 --> 01:40:36,800 But Grant also said, on this highway, 2006 01:40:36,840 --> 01:40:38,000 the past and the future, 2007 01:40:38,039 --> 01:40:41,800 and what ifs and maybes can all get jumbled up. 2008 01:40:41,840 --> 01:40:44,239 So, I had to see for myself. 2009 01:40:54,199 --> 01:40:57,600 - [Cop] Hey, get away from there! 2010 01:40:57,640 --> 01:40:59,199 - Who was he? 2011 01:40:59,239 --> 01:41:01,920 - They say he was some law student from St. Louis. 2012 01:41:01,960 --> 01:41:04,640 Went nuts, and killed his old man. 2013 01:41:11,439 --> 01:41:16,079 - I love this highway. (calming music) 2014 01:41:21,840 --> 01:41:23,720 8-ball, I've got a lot of questions. 2015 01:41:23,760 --> 01:41:26,039 Was that guy in the car... 2016 01:41:27,119 --> 01:41:30,039 What the hell I'm asking you for? 2017 01:41:34,199 --> 01:41:37,159 (country music) 2018 01:42:08,720 --> 01:42:10,399 (foreboding music) 2019 01:42:10,439 --> 01:42:11,239 Hello? 2020 01:42:16,439 --> 01:42:17,560 Robin Fields? 2021 01:42:20,640 --> 01:42:22,079 Is anybody here? 2022 01:42:23,239 --> 01:42:24,560 - [Ray] I'm here. 2023 01:42:28,000 --> 01:42:28,840 - Ray? 2024 01:42:33,199 --> 01:42:35,199 Delivery is for you? - No, no, no, no. 2025 01:42:35,239 --> 01:42:38,760 I wouldn't hire you, to deliver a package to myself. 2026 01:42:38,800 --> 01:42:40,319 It's for my cousin. 2027 01:42:41,800 --> 01:42:43,159 Here he is now. 2028 01:42:49,039 --> 01:42:50,000 - Robin Fields. 2029 01:42:50,039 --> 01:42:52,159 One of my many synonyms. 2030 01:42:53,319 --> 01:42:54,079 - Cousins? 2031 01:42:56,319 --> 01:42:59,399 You sat in my car, with your own package. 2032 01:42:59,439 --> 01:43:02,119 Why didn't you take it? - Well, you made a deal. 2033 01:43:02,159 --> 01:43:04,199 Now what kind of guy would I be if I caused you to 2034 01:43:04,239 --> 01:43:05,880 violate your blood oath? 2035 01:43:05,920 --> 01:43:08,640 And, besides, it's the fact that you lost all your money, 2036 01:43:08,680 --> 01:43:10,600 and you went to jail, you left your girl, 2037 01:43:10,640 --> 01:43:13,079 ditched your car, all, to bring this to me? 2038 01:43:13,119 --> 01:43:15,199 Makes it far more valuable. 2039 01:43:15,239 --> 01:43:18,279 Now it has stories to go with it. 2040 01:43:20,479 --> 01:43:24,159 Well, don't you wanna know what's inside? 2041 01:43:25,880 --> 01:43:27,720 - I did before, but... 2042 01:43:28,920 --> 01:43:31,199 It doesn't really matter now, 'cause, 2043 01:43:31,239 --> 01:43:35,359 whatever it is, won't be as good as the stories. 2044 01:43:35,399 --> 01:43:38,039 - Well seeing as you understand that, 2045 01:43:38,079 --> 01:43:39,239 I'll open it. 2046 01:43:57,840 --> 01:43:58,680 Yup! 2047 01:44:01,640 --> 01:44:03,880 - You're not gonna light it? 2048 01:44:03,920 --> 01:44:05,319 - I don't need to. 2049 01:44:12,880 --> 01:44:16,039 (foreboding music) 2050 01:44:56,840 --> 01:44:58,760 - [Father] So, how's that new car? 2051 01:44:58,800 --> 01:44:59,640 Awesome? 2052 01:45:00,840 --> 01:45:02,279 - Dad? - Huh? 2053 01:45:02,319 --> 01:45:05,239 - What's my favorite color? 2054 01:45:05,279 --> 01:45:06,399 - Blue. 2055 01:45:06,439 --> 01:45:09,520 - Why would you buy me a red Beemer? 2056 01:45:11,039 --> 01:45:13,520 - Red's a great color, especially for a convertible. 2057 01:45:13,560 --> 01:45:15,319 You know, my BMW has always been a great source of 2058 01:45:15,359 --> 01:45:16,880 joy to me, so I just thought... 2059 01:45:16,920 --> 01:45:18,319 - Happy birthday, Dad. 2060 01:45:18,359 --> 01:45:20,199 In the future, if you want to buy me a gift, 2061 01:45:20,239 --> 01:45:24,520 buy me something I want, not something you want. 2062 01:45:24,560 --> 01:45:26,039 - Son, it's a gift. 2063 01:45:27,399 --> 01:45:30,000 And if you don't accept it, 2064 01:45:30,039 --> 01:45:32,399 I will take it as a personal insult. 2065 01:45:32,439 --> 01:45:34,199 - Well, in that case we're even. 2066 01:45:34,239 --> 01:45:36,039 Because I consider the gift itself an insult 2067 01:45:36,079 --> 01:45:37,600 to me and to who I am. 2068 01:45:37,640 --> 01:45:38,960 How would you like it, if I bought you 2069 01:45:39,000 --> 01:45:42,479 an easel and a paint box for your birthday? 2070 01:45:44,199 --> 01:45:47,239 - I never thought of it that way. 2071 01:45:48,439 --> 01:45:51,399 Perhaps I could've given it a little more thought. 2072 01:45:51,439 --> 01:45:52,600 - Thank you, Dad. 2073 01:45:52,640 --> 01:45:54,319 Apology accepted. 2074 01:45:54,359 --> 01:45:56,199 Now the Bradford thing, I'm not going there. 2075 01:45:56,239 --> 01:45:57,319 'Cause I'm not going to law school. 2076 01:45:57,359 --> 01:45:58,399 - But son-- 2077 01:45:58,439 --> 01:45:59,600 - No buts, Dad. 2078 01:45:59,640 --> 01:46:01,199 This is your life, you made it, it works for you. 2079 01:46:01,239 --> 01:46:02,439 I've gotta find something that works for me. 2080 01:46:02,479 --> 01:46:03,800 I'm sorry if you don't approve, 2081 01:46:03,840 --> 01:46:06,000 but you can take that to the bank. 2082 01:46:06,039 --> 01:46:07,319 - Well, I don't approve. 2083 01:46:07,359 --> 01:46:09,279 And it's time you face the truth about your art. 2084 01:46:09,319 --> 01:46:10,920 It's mediocre, look-- 2085 01:46:10,960 --> 01:46:12,600 - Neal, great news. 2086 01:46:12,640 --> 01:46:14,640 That piece you entered in the Conrad Competition, 2087 01:46:14,680 --> 01:46:16,319 there's a very interested buyer, 2088 01:46:16,359 --> 01:46:18,000 who wants to talk to you about it right now. 2089 01:46:18,039 --> 01:46:20,039 Come on, I'll take you. 2090 01:46:22,199 --> 01:46:24,359 - No Dad, that thing... 2091 01:46:24,399 --> 01:46:25,199 It's crap. 2092 01:46:25,239 --> 01:46:27,119 You got ripped off. 2093 01:46:29,119 --> 01:46:31,039 And it's upside down. 2094 01:46:34,960 --> 01:46:36,479 I must be getting Alzheimer's. 2095 01:46:36,520 --> 01:46:41,319 I don't remember entering anything into Conrad Competition. 2096 01:46:58,319 --> 01:47:00,520 - You left it in the motel. 2097 01:47:00,560 --> 01:47:04,239 I took the liberty of entering it for you. 2098 01:47:05,560 --> 01:47:06,680 - Thank you, Mister-- 2099 01:47:06,720 --> 01:47:10,600 - Conrad, oh, you're welcome mister Oliver. 2100 01:47:10,640 --> 01:47:12,640 - You're Neal Oliver? 2101 01:47:12,680 --> 01:47:15,039 I just love your painting. 2102 01:47:20,600 --> 01:47:24,279 Excuse my, I'm sorry, I've just got this 2103 01:47:24,319 --> 01:47:26,800 major deja vu about you. 2104 01:47:26,840 --> 01:47:29,520 - No, no, no, it's OK, I did too. 2105 01:47:29,560 --> 01:47:30,600 Big time. 2106 01:47:32,640 --> 01:47:34,600 I just love this. 2107 01:47:34,640 --> 01:47:36,800 It's got soul, passion... 2108 01:47:38,840 --> 01:47:41,039 - I'm-- - Lynn Linden. 2109 01:47:42,399 --> 01:47:43,439 Yeah, I know. 2110 01:47:47,840 --> 01:47:48,960 - I'm with Danver Publishing, 2111 01:47:49,000 --> 01:47:52,680 we do prints, posters, and art books. 2112 01:47:52,720 --> 01:47:54,199 - Uhuh. 2113 01:47:54,239 --> 01:47:55,640 - Well, this may be a little presumptuous of me, 2114 01:47:55,680 --> 01:47:59,640 but would you consider doing a series of motels, cafes, 2115 01:47:59,680 --> 01:48:02,239 gas stations, all in this style? 2116 01:48:03,479 --> 01:48:06,520 - It's exactly what I was thinking. 2117 01:48:08,000 --> 01:48:09,520 - My brother is really talented. 2118 01:48:09,560 --> 01:48:10,800 - Oh, he's gonna be fine. 2119 01:48:10,840 --> 01:48:12,119 Just fine. 2120 01:48:12,159 --> 01:48:14,399 He's got a great future ahead of him. 2121 01:48:14,439 --> 01:48:15,560 They both do. 2122 01:48:15,600 --> 01:48:19,319 Say, you have a birthday coming up, don't you? 2123 01:48:19,359 --> 01:48:20,960 - Well, how did you know that? 2124 01:48:21,000 --> 01:48:23,640 Don't forget to make the wish. 2125 01:48:28,359 --> 01:48:30,640 (rock music) 2126 01:48:35,439 --> 01:48:38,960 * I lean back and take my time * 2127 01:48:39,000 --> 01:48:42,000 * Cropping population signs * 2128 01:48:42,039 --> 01:48:47,079 * I'll drive until I can't see you no more * 2129 01:48:49,239 --> 01:48:52,479 * Down the coast I stop to eat * 2130 01:48:52,520 --> 01:48:55,560 * Electric leather bucket seats * 2131 01:48:55,600 --> 01:49:00,680 * I throw a passing seagull my last fry * 2132 01:49:02,399 --> 01:49:07,239 * There's a thousand things in the world I've already seen * 2133 01:49:08,840 --> 01:49:14,039 * And there's a thousand places to go I've already been * 2134 01:49:15,600 --> 01:49:20,680 * There's a thousand places to hang if that is your scene * 2135 01:49:22,439 --> 01:49:27,560 * But I don't wanna waken if the only one here is me * 2136 01:49:29,119 --> 01:49:32,359 * I've got everything I want in the in the world * 2137 01:49:32,399 --> 01:49:35,520 * I've got everything I want in the in the world * 2138 01:49:35,560 --> 01:49:40,640 * I've got everything I want in the in the world except you * 2139 01:49:46,520 --> 01:49:50,119 * I swallow passion's bitter pill * 2140 01:49:50,159 --> 01:49:53,159 * A thousand bugs adorn my grill * 2141 01:49:53,199 --> 01:49:58,279 * I drive until I can't see you no more * 2142 01:50:00,439 --> 01:50:03,479 * I jump the bridge and clear the gap * 2143 01:50:03,520 --> 01:50:06,520 * I spilled my soda in my lap * 2144 01:50:06,560 --> 01:50:11,640 * And I can hear right now just what you'd say * 2145 01:50:13,359 --> 01:50:18,359 * There's a thousand things up in space just floating around * 2146 01:50:20,039 --> 01:50:22,720 * And there's a thousand things you can find * 2147 01:50:22,760 --> 01:50:26,439 * Laying right on the ground * 2148 01:50:26,479 --> 01:50:29,479 * And there's a thousand things you will hear * 2149 01:50:29,520 --> 01:50:33,199 * If you don't make a sound * 2150 01:50:33,239 --> 01:50:35,960 * But I'll bet my dirty dishes that my wishes * 2151 01:50:36,000 --> 01:50:40,199 * Never leave the ground * 2152 01:50:40,239 --> 01:50:43,600 * I've got everything I want in the in the world * 2153 01:50:43,640 --> 01:50:46,680 * I've got everything I want in the in the world * 2154 01:50:46,720 --> 01:50:51,800 * I've got everything I want in the in the world except you * 2155 01:50:55,239 --> 01:50:58,039 (calming music)