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APPLAUSE

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Hello, everybody.
Thank you so much. Thank you.

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Hello, and welcome
to Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?

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And we start all over again tonight
with new names from new towns.

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Not literally, obviously,

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unless they're all
from Milton Keynes or...

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Welwyn Garden City,
which they're not.

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Let's meet them. They are...

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APPLAUSE

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Now, to see
who gets to sit in the chair,

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we're gonna play
Fastest Finger First.

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Nice and quiet in the audience,
please. Here comes the question.

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READS QUESTION

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OK, time's up.

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So, first of all,
let's see the correct order.

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We've got polar bear,
obviously, at the top,

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then the giant panda,

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then the hippopotamus

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and then the koala.

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So, now let's see
how many

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got that right.

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All bar two.

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Who was the quickest?

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It was Nicholas Bennett

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in 3.73 seconds.

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APPLAUSE
Speedy fingers.

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Well done. Well done.
There is your seat.

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Let us begin.

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So, you're Nicholas Bennett,
a data analyst from West Hampstead,

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joined in the audience by
a small army of supporters, I see.

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Your mum, your dad, Nick.

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Welcome.
You know the rules, don't you?

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Yep.
You know the form.

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So let's get cracking, shall we?

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OK.
OK.

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Let's play
Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?

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APPLAUSE

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This is for £100.

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JEREMY READS QUESTION

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It's the belly button, final answer.

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And the right answer. That's £100.

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We are up and running.

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This is for £200.

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JEREMY READS QUESTION

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That would be D, Tab, final answer.

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And the right answer. £200.

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APPLAUSE

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Here's your £300 question.

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JEREMY READS QUESTION

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That's a St Bernard. Final answer.

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That's £300.
APPLAUSE

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This is for £500.

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JEREMY READS QUESTION

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That's Bollywood. Final answer.

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That's an easy 500.
APPLAUSE

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And this is your £1,000
safety net question.

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JEREMY READS QUESTION

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I'm not actually 100% certain
on this,

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but I'm pretty sure it's cooking,
final answer.

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That's good enough,
and that's £1,000. Well done.

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Well done, Nicholas.
APPLAUSE

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So, erm...

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..I see in your notes,

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you represented Cambridge
in University Challenge.

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Yeah, I represented
my college, yeah.

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How did you get on?

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We won our first match,

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and then we were absolutely smashed
in our second one.

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Who smashed you?
Imperial. OK.

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Well, they're not here.

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You're all on your own.
Yep.

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What subjects would you like to see
cropping up?

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I'm pretty good at history,

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except the Stuarts,
can't do them for some reason,

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and then geography and science
I'm also pretty good at.

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OK, let's get on with the game.

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Safety net at 2,000?

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No, thank you.
Righty-ho, here's your question.

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JEREMY READS QUESTION

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That's SpongeBob SquarePants,
final answer.

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The right answer. That's £2,000.
APPLAUSE

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OK, safety net at 4,000?

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No, thank you.
Here's the question.

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JEREMY READS QUESTION

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So, normally,
I can't do sports questions,

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but, thankfully,
I did try rowing at uni,

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absolutely hated it
the whole time, erm,

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but I remember enough
to know the answer.

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It's cox, final answer.

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The right answer. Well done.
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Well, let's hope that's
the sports question out of the way.

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Fingers crossed.
Safety net at eight?

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No, thank you.
Here's the question.

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JEREMY READS QUESTION

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I remember actually in school
making a little bit of this, erm...

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So it's dynamite. Final answer.

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The right answer. Well done.

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It's also a throat spray,
nitroglycerin.

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OK.
I've got some at the moment.

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You spray it, and you think,
"Really? I spray this...?"

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And, like, you do.

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Weird, but true enough,
opens things up.

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Suddenly and very violently.

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CHUCKLING

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OK, safety net at 16?

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Not yet.
OK, this is the question.

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JEREMY READS QUESTION

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So, I've seen A, B, and C.

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And I'm pretty certain he plays
a real person in all of those.

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I've not seen D,
but that has to be the answer.

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So, Revolutionary Road.
Final answer.

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The power of deduction is strong
within you.

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That is the right answer.

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Great.
APPLAUSE

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Yeah, The Aviator,
he was Howard Hughes.

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Wolf Of Wall Street
he was Jordan Belfort.

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And Catch Me If You Can
was Frank Abagnale.

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Right, good. Safety net at 32,000?

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Er, let's push it a little bit more.

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Good man. Here comes your question.

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JEREMY READS QUESTION

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So, I do know this one.

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I know he wrote about how he buried
a wheel of cheese in his garden

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to protect it from the Great Fire.

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So Great Fire of London,
final answer.

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And the right answer.

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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Right, well, this is remarkable.

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I mean, you're just cruising along.

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It's almost too good to be true.

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What would you spend the money on,
I was gonna say "if",

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but WHEN you win a large amount?

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I think that'll be holidays
for the rest of my life set.

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I'd really like to take
my niece and nephew away.

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I'd be the fun uncle.
Brilliant.

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OK, well, yeah,
the world is their oyster,

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well, will be,
when you win a lot of money.

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Safety net at 64?

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No, thank you.
Righty-ho.

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Here's your question. No safety net.

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JEREMY READS QUESTION

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So, very luckily, I actually did
Richard III for my GCSE.

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LAUGHTER
Erm...

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So, this is from
the opening soliloquy,

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which is pretty much the only bit
I remember out of all,

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but it's "Now is the winter
of our discontent", final answer.

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That's the right answer.
But we all knew that.

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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Heavens above.

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Now...
JEREMY CHUCKLES

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..would you like to set
your safety net...?

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Yes, please.
LAUGHTER

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All right, then. Computer,
can we set the second safety net

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at a whopping six-figure £125,000?

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And now let's see if you did
this question for GCSE as well.

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LAUGHTER
This is it, £125,000 question.

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JEREMY READS QUESTION

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I told you I like geography.
I know this one, too.

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Er, let me just double-check
the question.

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I'm doubting myself now,
for some reason. Er...

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It's Pap... Because you've got
so much money riding on it?

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Yeah, yeah. Just a little...
a little bit of pressure.

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You lose £63,000
if you get this wrong.

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It's OK. I... I do know this one.

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It's... Papua New Guinea.
Final answer.

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The right answer.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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Wow, wow, wow.

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Mildly irritating for me
as I've known the answers

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to everything so far as well.
OK.

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Then I got to that one I thought,

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"Yeah, I know this one, too.
It's Brunei."

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LAUGHTER
Oh.

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So it's a good job
you didn't ask me.

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Er, anyway, this is incredible,
but we must now take a break.

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We'll be back in a few moments.
See you then.

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APPLAUSE

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APPLAUSE

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Righty-ho, welcome back
to Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?

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We're here with Nicholas,
and he's just roaring along.

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He's on £125,000,
which is the safety net,

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so he's got a free shot
at a quarter of a million pounds.

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And you have
all four lifelines still intact.

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How you feeling?

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I can't even talk at this point.
That's a terrible...

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Why did I ask you that?

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It's... It's what they ask
on that auction programme

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where people have sold a doll
for £3.

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"How you feel...?"

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Not interested
in how you're feeling,

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I want you to win money.

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Right, here is the
quarter-of-a-million-pound question.

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JEREMY READS QUESTION

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So, I do like history.

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I know the Gauls invaded
pretty early on.

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I think that's the one
where there's a story

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about some geese warning them
or something.

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Pretty sure the Vandals did.
That's... They destroyed the city.

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That's why they're...
we have "vandalism".

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I don't think the Huns did.

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I just don't think they made it
that far into Europe.

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Whereas I know
the Visigoths were around.

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Erm...

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And this is my free shot.

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And... I would say I'm... 70...

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I should remind you...
Yeah.

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..you do have four lifelines.

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You don't have to just guess
at this point.

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I don't think it's a guess, though.
I'm 70 or 80% sure.

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So m... maybe on the next question,
I'll need them.

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So I'm gonna say Huns, final answer.

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On 70 or 80%,

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you're prepared to risk
the chance of not getting a million?

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LAUGHTER

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I mean, you're right.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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Wowzer.

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This question, Nicholas Bennett,
is for half a million pounds,

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and you still have
all four lifelines.

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Ready?
As... As much as I'm gonna be.

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You seem quite relaxed.
It's incredible.

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It's... It's not relaxed
inside my head.

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There's...
Yeah.

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..the Moulinex Magimix
going on in there.

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Right, well, look,
here comes the question.

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JEREMY READS QUESTION

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Ooh, that's a wicked one.

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This is a hard question.
It's a very hard question.

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Erm, can I ask the audience,
Jeremy, please?

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Not much riding on this,
ladies and gentlemen (!)

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On your keypads, please, because
this is for half a million pounds.

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Do, please, pay attention.

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If you think
it's The Big Bang Theory, press A.

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If you think it's Friends, it's B.

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The Office is C, and Seinfeld is D.

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And if you'd all vote now, please.

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It's catchy music.
LAUGHING: It's not.

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LAUGHTER
It's annoying.

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Right, where are we?

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Yeah, I could've predicted this,
actually.

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Friends has got 37%,
Big Bang Theory 23,

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Seinfeld 30, and The Office ten.

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So, The Office is not a favourite
amongst the crowd.

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Yeah, it kind of agrees
with what I thought.

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I thought The Office
is only six or seven series,

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whereas the others are, like,
nine or ten, I think.

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So I thought The Office
was probably not.

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So, can I use my 50/50,
Jeremy, please? Okey-doke.

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00:16:18,480 --> 00:16:21,960
Computer, could we take away
two wrong answers, please?

249
00:16:24,960 --> 00:16:26,800
That probably helps.

250
00:16:26,800 --> 00:16:28,960
Just weighing up my options now.

251
00:16:28,960 --> 00:16:30,960
So, I didn't think
it was The Office.

252
00:16:30,960 --> 00:16:32,960
The audience doesn't think
it's The Office.

253
00:16:32,960 --> 00:16:37,960
Erm... Oh, it's hard
to get the words out, Jeremy. Erm...

254
00:16:39,960 --> 00:16:41,960
Big Bang Theory, final answer.

255
00:16:43,160 --> 00:16:45,800
A pure guess.

256
00:16:45,800 --> 00:16:47,800
Well, an educated one,
but nevertheless...

257
00:16:47,800 --> 00:16:48,960
Yeah.
..a guess.

258
00:16:52,480 --> 00:16:54,960
It's right.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

259
00:16:57,960 --> 00:17:00,960
Wow, wow, wow!
That's just incredible.

260
00:17:05,960 --> 00:17:07,960
You know you're shaking?
Yeah.

261
00:17:07,960 --> 00:17:12,960
That was actually DT
setting in there.

262
00:17:12,960 --> 00:17:14,960
You may need something stiffer
in a minute.

263
00:17:14,960 --> 00:17:16,800
Hopefully.
Yep.

264
00:17:16,800 --> 00:17:19,320
Just to fill you all in, I mean,
that was such a tricky question,

265
00:17:19,320 --> 00:17:21,960
and well done, audience,
for helping out there.

266
00:17:21,960 --> 00:17:25,960
Big Bang was 280 episodes,
but Friends was 235.

267
00:17:25,960 --> 00:17:29,960
So, you know, that's, what?
Only a few series in it.

268
00:17:29,960 --> 00:17:31,960
The Office was 188.

269
00:17:31,960 --> 00:17:35,640
Seinfeld only 173, which
would've been my favoured choice.

270
00:17:35,640 --> 00:17:37,960
Just shows how thick I am.
LAUGHTER

271
00:17:37,960 --> 00:17:42,960
Erm, right, now, let's stop talking,
concentrate on the issue at hand.

272
00:17:44,960 --> 00:17:46,960
This question's for £1 million.

273
00:17:48,960 --> 00:17:50,960
And you have two lifelines
as you approach it.

274
00:17:50,960 --> 00:17:53,320
One of them's me, so...
LAUGHTER

275
00:17:53,320 --> 00:17:56,640
..slightly park that one,
but you do have Phone A Friend.

276
00:17:57,960 --> 00:18:00,960
Shall we see it?
Let's go for it.

277
00:18:00,960 --> 00:18:04,960
Let's have a look
at the £1 million question.

278
00:18:07,960 --> 00:18:09,960
JEREMY READS QUESTION

279
00:18:30,960 --> 00:18:33,960
The one that's standing out to me
is Yahoo.

280
00:18:34,960 --> 00:18:36,320
But I don't know.

281
00:18:37,800 --> 00:18:41,480
S... Mmm...
Bet you wish you had access to it.

282
00:18:41,480 --> 00:18:42,960
CHUCKLING
Yeah.

283
00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:48,960
HE SIGHS
Serendipity...

284
00:18:50,480 --> 00:18:53,320
..sounds like it comes
from the same route as "serene".

285
00:18:53,320 --> 00:18:55,480
It doesn't sound, really,
like a made-up word

286
00:18:55,480 --> 00:18:57,960
derived from three princes.

287
00:18:58,960 --> 00:19:02,640
So I don't... I would say
probably not that one.

288
00:19:02,640 --> 00:19:05,960
Pandemonium is well, kind of...

289
00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:09,960
..sounds like it comes from Latin.

290
00:19:15,960 --> 00:19:18,480
I don't s... Yeah, and also,
like, I'm trying to see

291
00:19:18,480 --> 00:19:20,960
which could come from, like,
three names.

292
00:19:25,960 --> 00:19:28,160
And, like, this...
I don't know the answer,

293
00:19:28,160 --> 00:19:30,960
but this is ringing a bell
in the back of my head.

294
00:19:32,960 --> 00:19:35,960
Erm, but obviously,
I have two lifelines.

295
00:19:35,960 --> 00:19:36,960
I should use them.

296
00:19:36,960 --> 00:19:40,160
So can I ask you
what you think, Jeremy?

297
00:19:40,160 --> 00:19:42,960
LAUGHTER

298
00:19:45,160 --> 00:19:47,160
I'm loathe to say anything,
actually,

299
00:19:47,160 --> 00:19:48,960
because if I do say something...

300
00:19:49,960 --> 00:19:51,960
Anyway, here's what I think.

301
00:19:55,960 --> 00:20:00,960
So, ea... all four of these words
were invented by an author,

302
00:20:00,960 --> 00:20:01,960
is what it's saying, isn't it?

303
00:20:01,960 --> 00:20:03,960
Oh, OK.
Isn't it?

304
00:20:03,960 --> 00:20:07,640
Coin... Coi... "Each coined
by a famous writer". Yeah, yeah.

305
00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:08,960
I hadn't really thought of it
like that.

306
00:20:08,960 --> 00:20:10,960
Well, that's what I'm looking at.
Yeah.

307
00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:12,960
So I'm just trying to think.

308
00:20:12,960 --> 00:20:14,960
But it doesn't help
cos I can't think...

309
00:20:16,960 --> 00:20:20,960
..I can't think of a fairy tale
that's about three princes.

310
00:20:20,960 --> 00:20:24,800
You know, you've actually
just twigged something in my head.

311
00:20:24,800 --> 00:20:26,960
Oh, well...
I was in...

312
00:20:26,960 --> 00:20:29,960
Spain a few weeks ago, hiking,

313
00:20:29,960 --> 00:20:32,160
and there was a festival
in a town I went to.

314
00:20:33,640 --> 00:20:35,480
And the girl who was staying
in the hostel with me

315
00:20:35,480 --> 00:20:38,960
dragged me to a little puppet show
that was going on.

316
00:20:38,960 --> 00:20:39,960
And there w... It was...

317
00:20:41,960 --> 00:20:44,960
It was a story about three princes.

318
00:20:44,960 --> 00:20:48,960
Problem, though, it was in Spanish.
LAUGHTER

319
00:20:48,960 --> 00:20:49,960
Do you speak Spanish?

320
00:20:49,960 --> 00:20:53,960
Not well enough to understand
what was going on, but...

321
00:20:53,960 --> 00:20:57,000
Well, listen, I have to say,
I have to bow out at this point,

322
00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:59,000
erm...

323
00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:01,960
with the tragic
but predictable words,

324
00:21:01,960 --> 00:21:03,480
and that's my final answer.

325
00:21:04,960 --> 00:21:05,960
Yep.

326
00:21:07,960 --> 00:21:10,800
You've ac... Like, I'm surprised
I didn't think of that immediately

327
00:21:10,800 --> 00:21:13,480
because there were three people
who I think were princes.

328
00:21:14,960 --> 00:21:17,800
And I didn't understand Spanish
but...

329
00:21:17,800 --> 00:21:19,960
I think someone was yelling,
"Yahoo".

330
00:21:23,800 --> 00:21:26,960
And I still go home with 125
if I get it wrong. Yeah, but...

331
00:21:26,960 --> 00:21:33,960
Yeah, but what you don't
go home with is 375,000...

332
00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:37,960
which is like, I don't know,
where you'd... in your...

333
00:21:37,960 --> 00:21:40,960
probably buried in your garden,
but you know what I mean, it's...

334
00:21:40,960 --> 00:21:45,000
And I do have to remind you,
you do have another lifeline.

335
00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:46,960
You have a friend.
I know.

336
00:21:46,960 --> 00:21:49,960
I'm... I'm... And...

337
00:21:49,960 --> 00:21:54,960
Just to make sure, I would like
to call my friend and roommate, Meg.

338
00:21:54,960 --> 00:21:56,640
Meg?
Yep.

339
00:21:56,640 --> 00:21:58,960
All right, can we call Meg, please?

340
00:21:58,960 --> 00:22:00,960
Would you like me to say
how much it's for?

341
00:22:00,960 --> 00:22:03,960
Oh, yes, please.
LAUGHTER

342
00:22:04,960 --> 00:22:06,960
DIALLING TONE

343
00:22:08,960 --> 00:22:11,960
Oh, no, she's not in.
NICHOLAS CHUCKLES

344
00:22:13,960 --> 00:22:15,960
'Hello?'
Hi, Meg?

345
00:22:15,960 --> 00:22:16,960
'Hi.'

346
00:22:16,960 --> 00:22:20,960
Hi, Jeremy Clarkson here from
Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?

347
00:22:20,960 --> 00:22:22,000
'Hiya.'
Hi there.

348
00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:23,960
AUDIENCE CHUCKLE
Now, we've got...

349
00:22:23,960 --> 00:22:26,960
We've got Nicholas here and, erm...
'Yeah.'

350
00:22:26,960 --> 00:22:27,960
..well, two things, really.

351
00:22:27,960 --> 00:22:28,960
First of all, I have to check

352
00:22:28,960 --> 00:22:31,800
that you've got someone
from our team there making sure

353
00:22:31,800 --> 00:22:33,160
that you're not cheating.

354
00:22:33,160 --> 00:22:34,800
'Yes, I do.'

355
00:22:34,800 --> 00:22:38,960
The second thing is, he's going
to ask you a question in a minute,

356
00:22:38,960 --> 00:22:40,960
and it's for a million pounds.

357
00:22:41,960 --> 00:22:44,960
'OK.'
ALL LAUGH

358
00:22:44,960 --> 00:22:46,960
He did want me to tell you that.
'That's a lot of pressure.'

359
00:22:46,960 --> 00:22:50,960
This is the million-pound question,
OK, so...

360
00:22:50,960 --> 00:22:52,960
'OK. All right.'
..sit down.

361
00:22:52,960 --> 00:22:55,960
Breathe evenly, erm...

362
00:22:55,960 --> 00:22:58,480
OK, Nicholas, ready?
Yep.

363
00:22:58,480 --> 00:23:00,000
Your time starts now.

364
00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:02,960
READS QUESTION

365
00:23:08,960 --> 00:23:11,800
READS ANSWERS

366
00:23:16,320 --> 00:23:17,960
Any idea at all?

367
00:23:17,960 --> 00:23:20,960
'No, I don't know, sorry.'
OK.

368
00:23:20,960 --> 00:23:24,960
Well, we'll see what happens.
'OK. Good luck.'

369
00:23:24,960 --> 00:23:27,800
Thank you.
'All right, bye.'

370
00:23:30,960 --> 00:23:34,960
So, you had the lifelines,
and they were of no use.

371
00:23:36,960 --> 00:23:42,480
Which means you're back
to your little Spanish puppet show.

372
00:23:42,480 --> 00:23:44,960
LAUGHTER
Yep.

373
00:23:44,960 --> 00:23:49,960
And... normally, I'm really averse
to any kind of gambling.

374
00:23:50,960 --> 00:23:53,960
But I do think I'm gonna go for it.

375
00:23:53,960 --> 00:23:56,960
You only get one shot at it,
so Yahoo...

376
00:23:56,960 --> 00:23:58,960
I'm gonna remind you again.
Ooh, OK.

377
00:23:58,960 --> 00:24:02,960
LAUGHTER
£375,000 is what you're gambling.

378
00:24:02,960 --> 00:24:04,960
I know you still go away with a lot,
but... Yeah.

379
00:24:07,960 --> 00:24:11,640
I'm blocking it out of my head,
just focusing on the question.

380
00:24:11,640 --> 00:24:14,960
Yahoo, final answer.
AUDIENCE: Ooh!

381
00:24:18,480 --> 00:24:21,960
Now, because I was involved...
well, I wasn't involved,

382
00:24:21,960 --> 00:24:23,960
but because you asked me,

383
00:24:23,960 --> 00:24:27,960
we have to go to the computer
to reveal the correct answer.

384
00:24:29,960 --> 00:24:33,960
So, computer, could you now reveal
the correct answer, please?

385
00:24:40,960 --> 00:24:42,960
AUDIENCE GROAN

386
00:24:45,960 --> 00:24:50,480
Still got 125.
APPLAUSE

387
00:24:50,480 --> 00:24:52,160
CHEERING

388
00:24:55,960 --> 00:24:57,800
What a reaction.

389
00:24:57,800 --> 00:24:59,960
I would now be there sobbing.

390
00:24:59,960 --> 00:25:01,960
LAUGHTER
Oh, my God.

391
00:25:01,960 --> 00:25:04,960
I am so sorry, Nicholas.
The answer is serendipity.

392
00:25:06,960 --> 00:25:09,960
Serendipity was coined by,
erm, Horace Walpole,

393
00:25:09,960 --> 00:25:12,640
from The Three Princes Of Serendip.

394
00:25:12,640 --> 00:25:14,960
Pandemonium is Milton
in Paradise Lost.

395
00:25:14,960 --> 00:25:16,960
Small wonder I didn't know that.

396
00:25:16,960 --> 00:25:19,800
Dreariest book ever written.

397
00:25:19,800 --> 00:25:21,960
Utopia is the title
of a Thomas More novel.

398
00:25:21,960 --> 00:25:25,480
And Yahoo was actually Swift
in Gulliver's Travels.

399
00:25:26,960 --> 00:25:27,960
Oh, my giddy aunt.

400
00:25:27,960 --> 00:25:30,960
I mean, you are leaving,
I have to say -

401
00:25:30,960 --> 00:25:34,960
and this is good,
not brilliant but good -

402
00:25:34,960 --> 00:25:37,320
with £125,000.

403
00:25:37,320 --> 00:25:39,960
Well done. Hang on just two seconds.

404
00:25:39,960 --> 00:25:42,000
APPLAUSE

405
00:25:47,160 --> 00:25:48,960
A couple of things
I'm trying to work out.

406
00:25:48,960 --> 00:25:50,960
Is that the biggest loss
in Millionaire history?

407
00:25:52,480 --> 00:25:53,960
And the other one is,

408
00:25:53,960 --> 00:25:58,960
I don't think I've had a contestant
I've enjoyed more than you.

409
00:25:58,960 --> 00:25:59,960
AUDIENCE: Aww.
Brilliant.

410
00:25:59,960 --> 00:26:02,960
Thank you.
APPLAUSE

411
00:26:02,960 --> 00:26:04,960
Ladies and gentlemen,
Nicholas Bennett.

412
00:26:04,960 --> 00:26:06,960
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

413
00:26:08,960 --> 00:26:10,960
Thank you.
Well done, you. Well done.

414
00:26:10,960 --> 00:26:13,480
Thank you.
Yeah, enjoy your winnings.

415
00:26:21,960 --> 00:26:24,960
It's time to take a break.
I think we all need one.

416
00:26:24,960 --> 00:26:26,960
We'll be back in a few moments.
See you then.

417
00:26:26,960 --> 00:26:29,960
APPLAUSE

418
00:26:35,960 --> 00:26:37,960
APPLAUSE

419
00:26:43,160 --> 00:26:45,960
Welcome back
to Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?

420
00:26:45,960 --> 00:26:49,160
where we've just seen
a contestant lose what we think

421
00:26:49,160 --> 00:26:52,960
is the biggest amount of money
in Millionaire history.

422
00:26:54,960 --> 00:26:56,960
And now...
HE CHUCKLES

423
00:26:56,960 --> 00:26:58,960
..we've got five contestants left,
and once again,

424
00:26:58,960 --> 00:27:01,960
they're about to play
Fastest Finger First.

425
00:27:01,960 --> 00:27:03,960
Nice and quiet, please,
in the audience.

426
00:27:03,960 --> 00:27:04,960
Here comes the question.

427
00:27:06,960 --> 00:27:08,960
READS QUESTION

428
00:27:30,960 --> 00:27:34,480
OK, time's up, so let's
first of all see the correct order.

429
00:27:34,480 --> 00:27:36,960
Got John F. Kennedy, was 43,

430
00:27:36,960 --> 00:27:39,160
George W was 54,

431
00:27:39,160 --> 00:27:41,000
Reagan was 69,

432
00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:43,960
and Biden was 500.
LAUGHTER

433
00:27:43,960 --> 00:27:47,320
Right, now let's see
how many people got that right.

434
00:27:48,960 --> 00:27:51,960
Only two. And who was the fastest?

435
00:27:51,960 --> 00:27:55,960
It was Ian Harrison in 4.21 seconds.

436
00:27:55,960 --> 00:27:58,960
Well done, Ian. Well done.

437
00:28:03,960 --> 00:28:04,960
Have a seat.

438
00:28:07,960 --> 00:28:09,960
Well, at least you don't have
much to live up to.

439
00:28:09,960 --> 00:28:12,960
Oh, my goodness. I'm just a human.

440
00:28:12,960 --> 00:28:13,960
Remarkable, wasn't it?

441
00:28:13,960 --> 00:28:15,960
Anyway, you are Ian Harrison,

442
00:28:15,960 --> 00:28:18,960
a primary school teacher
from Rochdale,

443
00:28:18,960 --> 00:28:21,960
joined in the audience
by your partner, Sally.

444
00:28:21,960 --> 00:28:23,640
Hello, Sally.
Hello.

445
00:28:23,640 --> 00:28:25,960
Shall we just get cracking?

446
00:28:25,960 --> 00:28:27,960
See if we can steady our nerves
with some easy questions?

447
00:28:27,960 --> 00:28:29,640
Yeah, give it a go, come on.

448
00:28:29,640 --> 00:28:31,960
OK. Let's play
Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?

449
00:28:33,960 --> 00:28:35,960
He very nearly was a moment ago.

450
00:28:37,960 --> 00:28:39,960
Right...
JEREMY CLEARS THROAT

451
00:28:39,960 --> 00:28:41,960
..this is for £100.

452
00:28:43,960 --> 00:28:45,960
JEREMY READS QUESTION

453
00:28:57,320 --> 00:28:59,000
It's "read my lips", final answer.

454
00:29:00,960 --> 00:29:02,960
And the right answer, well done.

455
00:29:06,960 --> 00:29:07,960
This is for £200.

456
00:29:09,800 --> 00:29:10,960
JEREMY READS QUESTION

457
00:29:20,960 --> 00:29:23,000
That's sugar, er, final answer.

458
00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:25,320
Right answer, £200.

459
00:29:27,960 --> 00:29:29,960
This is for £300.

460
00:29:31,960 --> 00:29:33,960
JEREMY READS QUESTION

461
00:29:46,480 --> 00:29:49,160
That's, er, mixed bag, final answer.

462
00:29:49,160 --> 00:29:52,960
I can feel you're calming down,
that's the right answer.

463
00:29:55,960 --> 00:29:58,000
This is for £500.

464
00:29:59,960 --> 00:30:00,960
JEREMY READS QUESTION

465
00:30:13,800 --> 00:30:16,960
I've never tried them,
but it's lederhosen, final answer.

466
00:30:16,960 --> 00:30:18,960
It's the right answer, £500.

467
00:30:21,960 --> 00:30:24,000
This is your last chance
to go away empty-handed,

468
00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:26,960
don't take it
if you can help it.

469
00:30:26,960 --> 00:30:29,960
This is your £1,000 question.

470
00:30:31,160 --> 00:30:32,960
JEREMY READS QUESTION

471
00:30:43,480 --> 00:30:44,960
Fawn, final answer.

472
00:30:44,960 --> 00:30:46,960
There you are, £1,000.

473
00:30:48,480 --> 00:30:51,800
£1,000, a nice steadying go
up the board.

474
00:30:54,960 --> 00:30:57,960
So, you're a primary school teacher,
which I imagine means

475
00:30:57,960 --> 00:31:00,960
your knowledge is sort of broad
rather than specific,

476
00:31:00,960 --> 00:31:03,960
is that true,
or do you have specific areas?

477
00:31:03,960 --> 00:31:05,960
I hope so, but, erm, I'm a...

478
00:31:05,960 --> 00:31:08,960
I would say my main subjects
are sport,

479
00:31:08,960 --> 00:31:11,320
maybe geography and current affairs.

480
00:31:12,960 --> 00:31:15,960
But, yeah, we have to have
a broad scope in primary, of course.

481
00:31:15,960 --> 00:31:18,960
Yeah, exactly. Well,
let's hope a broad scope crops up,

482
00:31:18,960 --> 00:31:19,960
normally does.

483
00:31:19,960 --> 00:31:21,960
Safety net at 2,000?

484
00:31:21,960 --> 00:31:23,960
No, thank you.
Righty-o.

485
00:31:23,960 --> 00:31:24,960
Here comes the question.

486
00:31:44,960 --> 00:31:46,960
Erm, I don't know.

487
00:31:46,960 --> 00:31:49,960
Erm, I think I'd like
to ask the audience please, Jeremy.

488
00:31:49,960 --> 00:31:52,960
That's what they're there for. OK,
audience, fingers on your keypads,

489
00:31:52,960 --> 00:31:55,960
slightly less pressure
than last time, I suspect.

490
00:31:55,960 --> 00:31:57,960
If you think it's Batman, press A,

491
00:31:57,960 --> 00:31:59,800
Sweeney Todd, B,

492
00:31:59,800 --> 00:32:00,960
Beetlejuice, C,

493
00:32:00,960 --> 00:32:02,960
Edward Scissorhands, D.

494
00:32:02,960 --> 00:32:05,960
And if you'd all vote now, please.

495
00:32:17,960 --> 00:32:18,960
Ah, ah, ah, look at that.

496
00:32:19,960 --> 00:32:24,960
Nearly 80% have gone for Beetlejuice
and 15 for Batman,

497
00:32:24,960 --> 00:32:28,960
almost nothing for the other two,
is that... useful? Right.

498
00:32:28,960 --> 00:32:30,960
Er, well, I hope so, very.

499
00:32:30,960 --> 00:32:33,960
I'm gonna trust my new friends,
and I'm gonna go, er,

500
00:32:33,960 --> 00:32:35,960
Beetlejuice, final answer.

501
00:32:35,960 --> 00:32:38,320
And the right answer.
Well done, audience.

502
00:32:40,160 --> 00:32:41,960
Well done, you.

503
00:32:43,960 --> 00:32:47,960
The film was indeed called
Beetlejuice Beetlejuice. OK.

504
00:32:47,960 --> 00:32:49,960
Right, safety net at 4,000?

505
00:32:49,960 --> 00:32:52,960
Er, no, thank you, I'll push on.
OK, this is the question.

506
00:32:54,960 --> 00:32:56,960
JEREMY READS QUESTION

507
00:33:10,960 --> 00:33:16,320
I'm hoping that a polymath
is a wide range of knowledge,

508
00:33:16,320 --> 00:33:19,960
so I'm gonna go "a wide range
of knowledge", final answer.

509
00:33:21,960 --> 00:33:23,960
Basically a primary school teacher?

510
00:33:23,960 --> 00:33:25,960
Yep.
Right answer, well done.

511
00:33:30,960 --> 00:33:36,480
So, would you like
to set your safety net at 8,000?

512
00:33:36,480 --> 00:33:38,960
No, I'm gonna carry on for now,
thank you.

513
00:33:38,960 --> 00:33:40,480
OK, here's your question.

514
00:33:42,960 --> 00:33:44,960
JEREMY READS QUESTION

515
00:33:59,640 --> 00:34:02,960
OK. Er, well,
the Cup Final's usually around May.

516
00:34:03,960 --> 00:34:06,960
And I think the boat race
may be earlier than that.

517
00:34:08,960 --> 00:34:12,960
Erm, I think the snooker
is May as well.

518
00:34:12,960 --> 00:34:18,480
I'm gonna go for it, I'm gonna
go British Grand Prix, final answer.

519
00:34:19,960 --> 00:34:21,960
The right answer, well done.

520
00:34:26,960 --> 00:34:29,960
As you say, snooker is April-May,
FA Cup is May,

521
00:34:29,960 --> 00:34:33,960
and the boat race is March or April.
Right, OK.

522
00:34:33,960 --> 00:34:35,320
We're gonna take a break.

523
00:34:35,320 --> 00:34:36,960
Join us in a few moments

524
00:34:36,960 --> 00:34:40,160
for the final part of tonight's
Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?

525
00:34:40,160 --> 00:34:41,960
APPLAUSE

526
00:34:53,960 --> 00:34:55,960
Welcome back
to Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?

527
00:34:55,960 --> 00:35:02,000
We're here with Ian, he's on £8,000,
has three lifelines remaining.

528
00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:04,960
So, safety net at 16?

529
00:35:04,960 --> 00:35:06,320
Nope, I'm gonna carry on.

530
00:35:06,320 --> 00:35:09,960
Righty-o, here is your question.

531
00:35:11,960 --> 00:35:13,960
JEREMY READS QUESTION

532
00:35:30,960 --> 00:35:35,960
Right, erm, again,
I'm far from certain.

533
00:35:37,960 --> 00:35:40,640
I think I will...

534
00:35:40,640 --> 00:35:42,960
I'll go 50/50, please.

535
00:35:43,960 --> 00:35:46,960
OK. Computer, could you take away
two wrong answers, please?

536
00:35:49,960 --> 00:35:52,960
Right. Erm...

537
00:35:53,960 --> 00:35:55,960
From what I can remember,

538
00:35:55,960 --> 00:35:59,960
Paloma Faith
is a bit older than P!nk.

539
00:35:59,960 --> 00:36:03,960
I... I've seen her
singing before, erm,

540
00:36:03,960 --> 00:36:08,960
I can't remember her...
erm, jumping around on things.

541
00:36:10,480 --> 00:36:12,960
Erm... Jumping around,
is that what you call dancing?

542
00:36:13,960 --> 00:36:17,960
Erm, I think
I will phone a friend, please.

543
00:36:17,960 --> 00:36:21,960
Right, who are we calling?
I'm gonna phone Dave, please, David.

544
00:36:21,960 --> 00:36:24,320
David, all right.
Can we call David, please?

545
00:36:25,960 --> 00:36:26,960
Who's David?

546
00:36:26,960 --> 00:36:31,320
He's a member of our quiz team,
down at the Bamford Bowling Club.

547
00:36:31,320 --> 00:36:32,960
Okey-doke.
DAVID: 'Hello?'

548
00:36:32,960 --> 00:36:34,960
Hi there, David.
'Hiya.'

549
00:36:34,960 --> 00:36:38,960
Hi there, it's Jeremy Clarkson here
from Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?

550
00:36:38,960 --> 00:36:42,960
We've got Ian here, doing very well,
but he needs your help.

551
00:36:42,960 --> 00:36:45,960
Right, now, Ian, are you ready?

552
00:36:45,960 --> 00:36:47,960
Yep.
OK, your time starts now.

553
00:36:47,960 --> 00:36:50,960
Which singer,
trained gymnast as a child,

554
00:36:50,960 --> 00:36:53,960
is well known for using aerial dance
and trapeze skills

555
00:36:53,960 --> 00:36:55,640
in her live shows?

556
00:36:55,640 --> 00:36:56,960
Paloma Faith or P!nk?

557
00:36:58,960 --> 00:37:02,320
'Oh, erm, I'm not sure.

558
00:37:02,320 --> 00:37:06,000
'If I had to guess, I'd probably
say Paloma Faith but...'

559
00:37:07,960 --> 00:37:09,960
OK, mate, er, how sure...?
What do you reckon?

560
00:37:11,960 --> 00:37:14,960
'I'm not sure at all, to be honest.

561
00:37:14,960 --> 00:37:17,960
'Not... Not one
of my specialist subjects.'

562
00:37:17,960 --> 00:37:19,000
OK, cheers.

563
00:37:20,960 --> 00:37:23,960
Now, do I trust...? Do I go
with Dave, or do I have a punt?

564
00:37:29,960 --> 00:37:33,960
Well, in for a penny,
in for a pound, erm...

565
00:37:35,960 --> 00:37:38,960
I'm gonna try...
I'm gonna go P!nk, final answer.

566
00:37:41,320 --> 00:37:44,960
I was just about to say,
you get this wrong, you lose £7,000.

567
00:37:44,960 --> 00:37:47,960
But you haven't, you've won £16,000.

568
00:37:52,960 --> 00:37:54,960
I can actually
hear your heart from here.

569
00:37:54,960 --> 00:37:57,960
Yeah, I didn't have a clue.
Wow.

570
00:37:57,960 --> 00:38:00,960
Would you like
to set your safety net at £32,000?

571
00:38:00,960 --> 00:38:03,960
Bearing in mind you've got
no lifelines left, apart from me.

572
00:38:03,960 --> 00:38:06,960
I would like to set
my safety net, thank you. OK.

573
00:38:06,960 --> 00:38:10,960
Right, computer, could we set
the second safety net at £32,000?

574
00:38:12,960 --> 00:38:13,960
That's that done.

575
00:38:13,960 --> 00:38:16,960
Now let's see
if we can get you there.

576
00:38:16,960 --> 00:38:19,960
If you did win big,
what would you do with the money?

577
00:38:19,960 --> 00:38:23,960
Well, we, er... we've got some,
er, children and step-children

578
00:38:23,960 --> 00:38:26,960
littered all over the globe,
so, er, we'd visit them,

579
00:38:26,960 --> 00:38:27,960
and I think I'd do the cliched thing

580
00:38:27,960 --> 00:38:31,960
of visiting some of the sporting
venues and stuff around the world.

581
00:38:31,960 --> 00:38:34,960
I'd like to see test matches
in the Caribbean and what have you.

582
00:38:34,960 --> 00:38:37,960
Right, well, I hope you win and,
by the sounds of it,

583
00:38:37,960 --> 00:38:39,960
British Airways hope you win.

584
00:38:39,960 --> 00:38:40,960
LAUGHTER

585
00:38:40,960 --> 00:38:44,160
Right, here we go,
this is for £32,000,

586
00:38:44,160 --> 00:38:46,960
this is to reach
your second safety net.

587
00:39:01,320 --> 00:39:04,320
Yeah, erm, I play a game online
called Global,

588
00:39:04,320 --> 00:39:06,960
and if you...
if you press one of them,

589
00:39:06,960 --> 00:39:10,320
Greenland comes up
in a kind of grey shade to s...

590
00:39:10,320 --> 00:39:13,960
and I think that says
it kind of is joined to it.

591
00:39:13,960 --> 00:39:16,960
Erm, and I think
that country's Denmark.

592
00:39:17,960 --> 00:39:22,960
So I'm gonna go Denmark,
final answer.

593
00:39:23,960 --> 00:39:26,960
You've got £32,000.

594
00:39:26,960 --> 00:39:29,960
Well done. Well done.

595
00:39:33,960 --> 00:39:36,960
And now you've got a free shot
at 64,000.

596
00:39:36,960 --> 00:39:38,960
Nothing at all to lose.

597
00:39:38,960 --> 00:39:41,960
I didn't see that one coming when
P!nk and Paloma Faith were there.

598
00:39:41,960 --> 00:39:42,960
No, early on, I was thinking,

599
00:39:42,960 --> 00:39:45,800
"Oh, Lordy, Lord,
this is all going to be brief,"

600
00:39:45,800 --> 00:39:48,160
but now look what's happening,
really good.

601
00:39:48,160 --> 00:39:52,000
Erm, this is the question, £64,000.

602
00:39:54,960 --> 00:39:56,640
JEREMY READS QUESTION

603
00:40:15,640 --> 00:40:18,960
Looking at those,
I'm thinking Joan of Arc was...

604
00:40:18,960 --> 00:40:22,960
one of her bynames
was The Maid of Orleans, I think.

605
00:40:23,960 --> 00:40:25,320
Just looking at the others.

606
00:40:26,640 --> 00:40:29,960
So, I'm gonna go B, Joan of Arc,
final answer.

607
00:40:31,960 --> 00:40:34,960
Are you a fan of
Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark?

608
00:40:34,960 --> 00:40:35,960
A bit, yeah, yeah.

609
00:40:35,960 --> 00:40:37,640
That's where it came from, isn't it?
Yeah.

610
00:40:37,640 --> 00:40:40,960
Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark
were right. So were you, well done.

611
00:40:40,960 --> 00:40:42,960
That is brilliant.

612
00:40:42,960 --> 00:40:46,960
You know nothing about P!nk
and nothing about Paloma Faith.

613
00:40:46,960 --> 00:40:48,960
OMD, on the other hand

614
00:40:48,960 --> 00:40:52,960
has just helped you
to quite a big win.

615
00:40:52,960 --> 00:40:59,000
OK, right, Ian, here comes
your question for £125,000.

616
00:41:22,960 --> 00:41:23,960
OK, erm...

617
00:41:26,960 --> 00:41:30,960
No certainty, erm, at all,

618
00:41:30,960 --> 00:41:34,960
so I'm wondering what, er,

619
00:41:34,960 --> 00:41:37,960
real or fake paintings
you have on your wall,

620
00:41:37,960 --> 00:41:40,480
so I'm going to ask the host,
please.

621
00:41:40,480 --> 00:41:42,320
Here's what I think, then.

622
00:41:47,960 --> 00:41:52,960
I can visualise the Tree of Life,
but I can't visualise a tiger in it.

623
00:41:52,960 --> 00:41:55,960
I just wonder, is there one...?
I'm vaguely aware of...

624
00:41:55,960 --> 00:41:56,960
It says "Surprised!"

625
00:41:56,960 --> 00:42:00,960
Is there one of a tiger
doing that somewhere...?

626
00:42:00,960 --> 00:42:03,960
No, I think that's a cartoon
you're thinking of. Maybe.

627
00:42:03,960 --> 00:42:05,960
It may be. It may be.

628
00:42:05,960 --> 00:42:07,960
I mean, the only thing
I would advise you to do

629
00:42:07,960 --> 00:42:10,960
is to try to think
which of those artists

630
00:42:10,960 --> 00:42:13,960
would have any concept
of what a jungle was or a tiger

631
00:42:13,960 --> 00:42:17,960
cos that can only have come
into the consciousness

632
00:42:17,960 --> 00:42:20,640
relatively recently.

633
00:42:20,640 --> 00:42:22,960
Erm... but again, it's of no use

634
00:42:22,960 --> 00:42:25,960
cos I don't know the dates
of Rousseau or Kahlo,

635
00:42:25,960 --> 00:42:27,960
or Klimt, or indeed Raphael.

636
00:42:27,960 --> 00:42:33,960
So, once again, I'm annoyed
to have to say I'm, erm, useless,

637
00:42:33,960 --> 00:42:36,960
and that's my final answer.
OK.

638
00:42:38,960 --> 00:42:44,960
Right, well, erm, my dad is,
er, one of my chief advisors...

639
00:42:46,800 --> 00:42:49,960
..and, er, he always tells me
not to be greedy, erm...

640
00:42:49,960 --> 00:42:54,160
But I also said to him, this is
the one point I'd consider a gamble.

641
00:42:56,160 --> 00:42:59,640
Erm... You are aware
that you'd lose £32,000?

642
00:42:59,640 --> 00:43:01,960
Yeah, yeah, but, erm,
I've got some money there

643
00:43:01,960 --> 00:43:04,960
to take Sal to the Maldives,
which she wants.

644
00:43:04,960 --> 00:43:07,960
So... And you're only here once,
like Nicholas said.

645
00:43:09,960 --> 00:43:14,000
I'm gonna have a crack at Surprised!
by Henri Rousseau.

646
00:43:15,960 --> 00:43:17,960
Final answer.

647
00:43:18,960 --> 00:43:20,960
And that's a pure guess?

648
00:43:20,960 --> 00:43:22,960
Just have a vague memory
of a tiger somewhere.

649
00:43:22,960 --> 00:43:24,640
Well, let's find out, shall we?

650
00:43:24,640 --> 00:43:27,320
Computer, could you reveal
the correct answer, please?

651
00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:30,960
It was right!

652
00:43:34,960 --> 00:43:35,960
Well done, you.

653
00:43:35,960 --> 00:43:37,960
I've just retired.
Just retired?

654
00:43:37,960 --> 00:43:39,960
I've just retired.

655
00:43:39,960 --> 00:43:41,960
Well, there we are,
ladies and gentlemen.

656
00:43:41,960 --> 00:43:45,320
Ian Harrison is no longer
a primary school teacher.

657
00:43:45,320 --> 00:43:48,960
He's just announced his retirement.
That was great.

658
00:43:48,960 --> 00:43:51,960
That's two £125,000 winners.
Wow.

659
00:43:51,960 --> 00:43:53,960
In one show.

660
00:43:53,960 --> 00:43:55,320
Don't lose it.
No, I won't.

661
00:43:55,320 --> 00:43:57,480
I won't.

662
00:43:57,480 --> 00:44:00,960
This is for
a quarter of a million pounds.

663
00:44:02,960 --> 00:44:04,960
JEREMY READS QUESTION

664
00:44:19,800 --> 00:44:23,640
Right. Erm, I like food,
and I like sauces,

665
00:44:23,640 --> 00:44:25,960
but, erm, I'm gonna say something
very quickly.

666
00:44:27,960 --> 00:44:30,960
I'm gonna take the money,
and that's my final answer.

667
00:44:30,960 --> 00:44:32,160
Oh, that was quick.
That is quick.

668
00:44:32,160 --> 00:44:33,960
Well, I can't say I blame you

669
00:44:33,960 --> 00:44:39,960
because you are gonna be
leaving here with £125,000.

670
00:44:39,960 --> 00:44:41,960
Well done, Ian.
APPLAUSE

671
00:44:41,960 --> 00:44:46,960
Fantastic. It's a lot of money.
It's very, very, very big money.

672
00:44:49,960 --> 00:44:51,480
Just before you go, though,

673
00:44:51,480 --> 00:44:53,960
we've seen you're a man
who likes to take a gamble.

674
00:44:54,960 --> 00:44:57,960
If you'd have just thought,
"Well, in for a penny again,"

675
00:44:57,960 --> 00:44:58,960
what would it have been?

676
00:44:58,960 --> 00:45:02,960
I would've gone veloute
with no certainty whatsoever,

677
00:45:02,960 --> 00:45:05,960
and que sera sera.

678
00:45:05,960 --> 00:45:06,960
Yeah, you see,
if you'd have done that,

679
00:45:06,960 --> 00:45:09,160
you'd be going home with 32,000.
Right.

680
00:45:09,160 --> 00:45:11,320
It's bearnaise.
OK.

681
00:45:11,320 --> 00:45:13,800
It's bearnaise
is the correct answer,

682
00:45:13,800 --> 00:45:16,960
that is a child, or secondary sauce,
of hollandaise. Right.

683
00:45:16,960 --> 00:45:19,960
Erm, so, there we are,
you've learned something,

684
00:45:19,960 --> 00:45:22,960
and you weren't listening,
so you'll never remember it.

685
00:45:22,960 --> 00:45:25,960
But it's been great.
Ladies and gentlemen, Ian Harrison.

686
00:45:25,960 --> 00:45:26,960
Thank you.
Well done.

687
00:45:26,960 --> 00:45:28,960
Thank you.
Really well done.

688
00:45:28,960 --> 00:45:30,320
Enjoy your retirement.
Thank you.

689
00:45:30,320 --> 00:45:31,960
Thank you. Go and listen to OMD.

690
00:45:41,960 --> 00:45:43,960
A nice scene.

691
00:45:43,960 --> 00:45:46,960
And that's, I'm afraid,
all we've got time for tonight.

692
00:45:46,960 --> 00:45:49,960
What a show this is. Good night.

693
00:45:49,960 --> 00:45:51,960
APPLAUSE

694
00:45:51,960 --> 00:45:52,960
We're looking for contestants

695
00:45:52,960 --> 00:45:55,960
for the next series
of Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?

696
00:45:55,960 --> 00:45:58,000
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to win a million?

697
00:45:58,000 --> 00:46:03,160
Head to itv.com/beontv
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698
00:46:06,960 --> 00:46:08,960
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