APPLAUSE
Hello, everybody. Thank you so much. Thank you.
Hello, and welcome to Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?
And we start all over again tonight with new names from new towns.
Not literally, obviously,
unless they're all from Milton Keynes or...
Welwyn Garden City, which they're not.
Let's meet them. They are...
APPLAUSE
Now, to see who gets to sit in the chair,
we're gonna play Fastest Finger First.
Nice and quiet in the audience, please. Here comes the question.
READS QUESTION
OK, time's up.
So, first of all, let's see the correct order.
We've got polar bear, obviously, at the top,
then the giant panda,
then the hippopotamus
and then the koala.
So, now let's see how many
got that right.
All bar two.
Who was the quickest?
It was Nicholas Bennett
in 3.73 seconds.
APPLAUSE Speedy fingers.
Well done. Well done. There is your seat.
Let us begin.
So, you're Nicholas Bennett, a data analyst from West Hampstead,
joined in the audience by a small army of supporters, I see.
Your mum, your dad, Nick.
Welcome. You know the rules, don't you?
Yep. You know the form.
So let's get cracking, shall we?
OK. OK.
Let's play Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?
APPLAUSE
This is for £100.
JEREMY READS QUESTION
It's the belly button, final answer.
And the right answer. That's £100.
We are up and running.
This is for £200.
JEREMY READS QUESTION
That would be D, Tab, final answer.
And the right answer. £200.
APPLAUSE
Here's your £300 question.
JEREMY READS QUESTION
That's a St Bernard. Final answer.
That's £300. APPLAUSE
This is for £500.
JEREMY READS QUESTION
That's Bollywood. Final answer.
That's an easy 500. APPLAUSE
And this is your £1,000 safety net question.
JEREMY READS QUESTION
I'm not actually 100% certain on this,
but I'm pretty sure it's cooking, final answer.
That's good enough, and that's £1,000. Well done.
Well done, Nicholas. APPLAUSE
So, erm...
..I see in your notes,
you represented Cambridge in University Challenge.
Yeah, I represented my college, yeah.
How did you get on?
We won our first match,
and then we were absolutely smashed in our second one.
Who smashed you? Imperial. OK.
Well, they're not here.
You're all on your own. Yep.
What subjects would you like to see cropping up?
I'm pretty good at history,
except the Stuarts, can't do them for some reason,
and then geography and science I'm also pretty good at.
OK, let's get on with the game.
Safety net at 2,000?
No, thank you. Righty-ho, here's your question.
JEREMY READS QUESTION
That's SpongeBob SquarePants, final answer.
The right answer. That's £2,000. APPLAUSE
OK, safety net at 4,000?
No, thank you. Here's the question.
JEREMY READS QUESTION
So, normally, I can't do sports questions,
but, thankfully, I did try rowing at uni,
absolutely hated it the whole time, erm,
but I remember enough to know the answer.
It's cox, final answer.
The right answer. Well done. APPLAUSE
Well, let's hope that's the sports question out of the way.
Fingers crossed. Safety net at eight?
No, thank you. Here's the question.
JEREMY READS QUESTION
I remember actually in school making a little bit of this, erm...
So it's dynamite. Final answer.
The right answer. Well done.
APPLAUSE
It's also a throat spray, nitroglycerin.
OK. I've got some at the moment.
You spray it, and you think, "Really? I spray this...?"
And, like, you do.
Weird, but true enough, opens things up.
Suddenly and very violently.
CHUCKLING
OK, safety net at 16?
Not yet. OK, this is the question.
JEREMY READS QUESTION
So, I've seen A, B, and C.
And I'm pretty certain he plays a real person in all of those.
I've not seen D, but that has to be the answer.
So, Revolutionary Road. Final answer.
The power of deduction is strong within you.
That is the right answer.
Great. APPLAUSE
Yeah, The Aviator, he was Howard Hughes.
Wolf Of Wall Street he was Jordan Belfort.
And Catch Me If You Can was Frank Abagnale.
Right, good. Safety net at 32,000?
Er, let's push it a little bit more.
Good man. Here comes your question.
JEREMY READS QUESTION
So, I do know this one.
I know he wrote about how he buried a wheel of cheese in his garden
to protect it from the Great Fire.
So Great Fire of London, final answer.
And the right answer.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Right, well, this is remarkable.
I mean, you're just cruising along.
It's almost too good to be true.
What would you spend the money on, I was gonna say "if",
but WHEN you win a large amount?
I think that'll be holidays for the rest of my life set.
I'd really like to take my niece and nephew away.
I'd be the fun uncle. Brilliant.
OK, well, yeah, the world is their oyster,
well, will be, when you win a lot of money.
Safety net at 64?
No, thank you. Righty-ho.
Here's your question. No safety net.
JEREMY READS QUESTION
So, very luckily, I actually did Richard III for my GCSE.
LAUGHTER Erm...
So, this is from the opening soliloquy,
which is pretty much the only bit I remember out of all,
but it's "Now is the winter of our discontent", final answer.
That's the right answer. But we all knew that.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Heavens above.
Now... JEREMY CHUCKLES
..would you like to set your safety net...?
Yes, please. LAUGHTER
All right, then. Computer, can we set the second safety net
at a whopping six-figure £125,000?
And now let's see if you did this question for GCSE as well.
LAUGHTER This is it, £125,000 question.
JEREMY READS QUESTION
I told you I like geography. I know this one, too.
Er, let me just double-check the question.
I'm doubting myself now, for some reason. Er...
It's Pap... Because you've got so much money riding on it?
Yeah, yeah. Just a little... a little bit of pressure.
You lose £63,000 if you get this wrong.
It's OK. I... I do know this one.
It's... Papua New Guinea. Final answer.
The right answer. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Wow, wow, wow.
Mildly irritating for me as I've known the answers
to everything so far as well. OK.
Then I got to that one I thought,
"Yeah, I know this one, too. It's Brunei."
LAUGHTER Oh.
So it's a good job you didn't ask me.
Er, anyway, this is incredible, but we must now take a break.
We'll be back in a few moments. See you then.
APPLAUSE
Righty-ho, welcome back to Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?
We're here with Nicholas, and he's just roaring along.
He's on £125,000, which is the safety net,
so he's got a free shot at a quarter of a million pounds.
And you have all four lifelines still intact.
How you feeling?
I can't even talk at this point. That's a terrible...
Why did I ask you that?
It's... It's what they ask on that auction programme
where people have sold a doll for £3.
"How you feel...?"
Not interested in how you're feeling,
I want you to win money.
Right, here is the quarter-of-a-million-pound question.
JEREMY READS QUESTION
So, I do like history.
I know the Gauls invaded pretty early on.
I think that's the one where there's a story
about some geese warning them or something.
Pretty sure the Vandals did. That's... They destroyed the city.
That's why they're... we have "vandalism".
I don't think the Huns did.
I just don't think they made it that far into Europe.
Whereas I know the Visigoths were around.
Erm...
And this is my free shot.
And... I would say I'm... 70...
I should remind you... Yeah.
..you do have four lifelines.
You don't have to just guess at this point.
I don't think it's a guess, though. I'm 70 or 80% sure.
So m... maybe on the next question, I'll need them.
So I'm gonna say Huns, final answer.
On 70 or 80%,
you're prepared to risk the chance of not getting a million?
LAUGHTER
I mean, you're right. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Wowzer.
This question, Nicholas Bennett, is for half a million pounds,
and you still have all four lifelines.
Ready? As... As much as I'm gonna be.
You seem quite relaxed. It's incredible.
It's... It's not relaxed inside my head.
There's... Yeah.
..the Moulinex Magimix going on in there.
Right, well, look, here comes the question.
JEREMY READS QUESTION
Ooh, that's a wicked one.
This is a hard question. It's a very hard question.
Erm, can I ask the audience, Jeremy, please?
Not much riding on this, ladies and gentlemen (!)
On your keypads, please, because this is for half a million pounds.
Do, please, pay attention.
If you think it's The Big Bang Theory, press A.
If you think it's Friends, it's B.
The Office is C, and Seinfeld is D.
And if you'd all vote now, please.
It's catchy music. LAUGHING: It's not.
LAUGHTER It's annoying.
Right, where are we?
Yeah, I could've predicted this, actually.
Friends has got 37%, Big Bang Theory 23,
Seinfeld 30, and The Office ten.
So, The Office is not a favourite amongst the crowd.
Yeah, it kind of agrees with what I thought.
I thought The Office is only six or seven series,
whereas the others are, like, nine or ten, I think.
So I thought The Office was probably not.
So, can I use my 50/50, Jeremy, please? Okey-doke.
Computer, could we take away two wrong answers, please?
That probably helps.
Just weighing up my options now.
So, I didn't think it was The Office.
The audience doesn't think it's The Office.
Erm... Oh, it's hard to get the words out, Jeremy. Erm...
Big Bang Theory, final answer.
A pure guess.
Well, an educated one, but nevertheless...
Yeah. ..a guess.
It's right. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Wow, wow, wow! That's just incredible.
You know you're shaking? Yeah.
That was actually DT setting in there.
You may need something stiffer in a minute.
Hopefully. Yep.
Just to fill you all in, I mean, that was such a tricky question,
and well done, audience, for helping out there.
Big Bang was 280 episodes, but Friends was 235.
So, you know, that's, what? Only a few series in it.
The Office was 188.
Seinfeld only 173, which would've been my favoured choice.
Just shows how thick I am. LAUGHTER
Erm, right, now, let's stop talking, concentrate on the issue at hand.
This question's for £1 million.
And you have two lifelines as you approach it.
One of them's me, so... LAUGHTER
..slightly park that one, but you do have Phone A Friend.
Shall we see it? Let's go for it.
Let's have a look at the £1 million question.
JEREMY READS QUESTION
The one that's standing out to me is Yahoo.
But I don't know.
S... Mmm... Bet you wish you had access to it.
CHUCKLING Yeah.
HE SIGHS Serendipity...
..sounds like it comes from the same route as "serene".
It doesn't sound, really, like a made-up word
derived from three princes.
So I don't... I would say probably not that one.
Pandemonium is well, kind of...
..sounds like it comes from Latin.
I don't s... Yeah, and also, like, I'm trying to see
which could come from, like, three names.
And, like, this... I don't know the answer,
but this is ringing a bell in the back of my head.
Erm, but obviously, I have two lifelines.
I should use them.
So can I ask you what you think, Jeremy?
LAUGHTER
I'm loathe to say anything, actually,
because if I do say something...
Anyway, here's what I think.
So, ea... all four of these words were invented by an author,
is what it's saying, isn't it?
Oh, OK. Isn't it?
Coin... Coi... "Each coined by a famous writer". Yeah, yeah.
I hadn't really thought of it like that.
Well, that's what I'm looking at. Yeah.
So I'm just trying to think.
But it doesn't help cos I can't think...
..I can't think of a fairy tale that's about three princes.
You know, you've actually just twigged something in my head.
Oh, well... I was in...
Spain a few weeks ago, hiking,
and there was a festival in a town I went to.
And the girl who was staying in the hostel with me
dragged me to a little puppet show that was going on.
And there w... It was...
It was a story about three princes.
Problem, though, it was in Spanish. LAUGHTER
Do you speak Spanish?
Not well enough to understand what was going on, but...
Well, listen, I have to say, I have to bow out at this point,
erm...
with the tragic but predictable words,
and that's my final answer.
Yep.
You've ac... Like, I'm surprised I didn't think of that immediately
because there were three people who I think were princes.
And I didn't understand Spanish but...
I think someone was yelling, "Yahoo".
And I still go home with 125 if I get it wrong. Yeah, but...
Yeah, but what you don't go home with is 375,000...
which is like, I don't know, where you'd... in your...
probably buried in your garden, but you know what I mean, it's...
And I do have to remind you, you do have another lifeline.
You have a friend. I know.
I'm... I'm... And...
Just to make sure, I would like to call my friend and roommate, Meg.
Meg? Yep.
All right, can we call Meg, please?
Would you like me to say how much it's for?
Oh, yes, please. LAUGHTER
DIALLING TONE
Oh, no, she's not in. NICHOLAS CHUCKLES
'Hello?' Hi, Meg?
'Hi.'
Hi, Jeremy Clarkson here from Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?
'Hiya.' Hi there.
AUDIENCE CHUCKLE Now, we've got...
We've got Nicholas here and, erm... 'Yeah.'
..well, two things, really.
First of all, I have to check
that you've got someone from our team there making sure
that you're not cheating.
'Yes, I do.'
The second thing is, he's going to ask you a question in a minute,
and it's for a million pounds.
'OK.' ALL LAUGH
He did want me to tell you that. 'That's a lot of pressure.'
This is the million-pound question, OK, so...
'OK. All right.' ..sit down.
Breathe evenly, erm...
OK, Nicholas, ready? Yep.
Your time starts now.
READS QUESTION
READS ANSWERS
Any idea at all?
'No, I don't know, sorry.' OK.
Well, we'll see what happens. 'OK. Good luck.'
Thank you. 'All right, bye.'
So, you had the lifelines, and they were of no use.
Which means you're back to your little Spanish puppet show.
LAUGHTER Yep.
And... normally, I'm really averse to any kind of gambling.
But I do think I'm gonna go for it.
You only get one shot at it, so Yahoo...
I'm gonna remind you again. Ooh, OK.
LAUGHTER £375,000 is what you're gambling.
I know you still go away with a lot, but... Yeah.
I'm blocking it out of my head, just focusing on the question.
Yahoo, final answer. AUDIENCE: Ooh!
Now, because I was involved... well, I wasn't involved,
but because you asked me,
we have to go to the computer to reveal the correct answer.
So, computer, could you now reveal the correct answer, please?
AUDIENCE GROAN
Still got 125. APPLAUSE
CHEERING
What a reaction.
I would now be there sobbing.
LAUGHTER Oh, my God.
I am so sorry, Nicholas. The answer is serendipity.
Serendipity was coined by, erm, Horace Walpole,
from The Three Princes Of Serendip.
Pandemonium is Milton in Paradise Lost.
Small wonder I didn't know that.
Dreariest book ever written.
Utopia is the title of a Thomas More novel.
And Yahoo was actually Swift in Gulliver's Travels.
Oh, my giddy aunt.
I mean, you are leaving, I have to say -
and this is good, not brilliant but good -
with £125,000.
Well done. Hang on just two seconds.
APPLAUSE
A couple of things I'm trying to work out.
Is that the biggest loss in Millionaire history?
And the other one is,
I don't think I've had a contestant I've enjoyed more than you.
AUDIENCE: Aww. Brilliant.
Thank you. APPLAUSE
Ladies and gentlemen, Nicholas Bennett.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Thank you. Well done, you. Well done.
Thank you. Yeah, enjoy your winnings.
It's time to take a break. I think we all need one.
We'll be back in a few moments. See you then.
APPLAUSE
Welcome back to Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?
where we've just seen a contestant lose what we think
is the biggest amount of money in Millionaire history.
And now... HE CHUCKLES
..we've got five contestants left, and once again,
they're about to play Fastest Finger First.
Nice and quiet, please, in the audience.
Here comes the question.
READS QUESTION
OK, time's up, so let's first of all see the correct order.
Got John F. Kennedy, was 43,
George W was 54,
Reagan was 69,
and Biden was 500. LAUGHTER
Right, now let's see how many people got that right.
Only two. And who was the fastest?
It was Ian Harrison in 4.21 seconds.
Well done, Ian. Well done.
Have a seat.
Well, at least you don't have much to live up to.
Oh, my goodness. I'm just a human.
Remarkable, wasn't it?
Anyway, you are Ian Harrison,
a primary school teacher from Rochdale,
joined in the audience by your partner, Sally.
Hello, Sally. Hello.
Shall we just get cracking?
See if we can steady our nerves with some easy questions?
Yeah, give it a go, come on.
OK. Let's play Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?
He very nearly was a moment ago.
Right... JEREMY CLEARS THROAT
..this is for £100.
JEREMY READS QUESTION
It's "read my lips", final answer.
And the right answer, well done.
This is for £200.
JEREMY READS QUESTION
That's sugar, er, final answer.
Right answer, £200.
This is for £300.
JEREMY READS QUESTION
That's, er, mixed bag, final answer.
I can feel you're calming down, that's the right answer.
This is for £500.
JEREMY READS QUESTION
I've never tried them, but it's lederhosen, final answer.
It's the right answer, £500.
This is your last chance to go away empty-handed,
don't take it if you can help it.
This is your £1,000 question.
JEREMY READS QUESTION
Fawn, final answer.
There you are, £1,000.
£1,000, a nice steadying go up the board.
So, you're a primary school teacher, which I imagine means
your knowledge is sort of broad rather than specific,
is that true, or do you have specific areas?
I hope so, but, erm, I'm a...
I would say my main subjects are sport,
maybe geography and current affairs.
But, yeah, we have to have a broad scope in primary, of course.
Yeah, exactly. Well, let's hope a broad scope crops up,
normally does.
Safety net at 2,000?
No, thank you. Righty-o.
Here comes the question.
Erm, I don't know.
Erm, I think I'd like to ask the audience please, Jeremy.
That's what they're there for. OK, audience, fingers on your keypads,
slightly less pressure than last time, I suspect.
If you think it's Batman, press A,
Sweeney Todd, B,
Beetlejuice, C,
Edward Scissorhands, D.
And if you'd all vote now, please.
Ah, ah, ah, look at that.
Nearly 80% have gone for Beetlejuice and 15 for Batman,
almost nothing for the other two, is that... useful? Right.
Er, well, I hope so, very.
I'm gonna trust my new friends, and I'm gonna go, er,
Beetlejuice, final answer.
And the right answer. Well done, audience.
Well done, you.
The film was indeed called Beetlejuice Beetlejuice. OK.
Right, safety net at 4,000?
Er, no, thank you, I'll push on. OK, this is the question.
JEREMY READS QUESTION
I'm hoping that a polymath is a wide range of knowledge,
so I'm gonna go "a wide range of knowledge", final answer.
Basically a primary school teacher?
Yep. Right answer, well done.
So, would you like to set your safety net at 8,000?
No, I'm gonna carry on for now, thank you.
OK, here's your question.
JEREMY READS QUESTION
OK. Er, well, the Cup Final's usually around May.
And I think the boat race may be earlier than that.
Erm, I think the snooker is May as well.
I'm gonna go for it, I'm gonna go British Grand Prix, final answer.
The right answer, well done.
As you say, snooker is April-May, FA Cup is May,
and the boat race is March or April. Right, OK.
We're gonna take a break.
Join us in a few moments
for the final part of tonight's Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?
APPLAUSE
Welcome back to Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?
We're here with Ian, he's on £8,000, has three lifelines remaining.
So, safety net at 16?
Nope, I'm gonna carry on.
Righty-o, here is your question.
JEREMY READS QUESTION
Right, erm, again, I'm far from certain.
I think I will...
I'll go 50/50, please.
OK. Computer, could you take away two wrong answers, please?
Right. Erm...
From what I can remember,
Paloma Faith is a bit older than P!nk.
I... I've seen her singing before, erm,
I can't remember her... erm, jumping around on things.
Erm... Jumping around, is that what you call dancing?
Erm, I think I will phone a friend, please.
Right, who are we calling? I'm gonna phone Dave, please, David.
David, all right. Can we call David, please?
Who's David?
He's a member of our quiz team, down at the Bamford Bowling Club.
Okey-doke. DAVID: 'Hello?'
Hi there, David. 'Hiya.'
Hi there, it's Jeremy Clarkson here from Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?
We've got Ian here, doing very well, but he needs your help.
Right, now, Ian, are you ready?
Yep. OK, your time starts now.
Which singer, trained gymnast as a child,
is well known for using aerial dance and trapeze skills
in her live shows?
Paloma Faith or P!nk?
'Oh, erm, I'm not sure.
'If I had to guess, I'd probably say Paloma Faith but...'
OK, mate, er, how sure...? What do you reckon?
'I'm not sure at all, to be honest.
'Not... Not one of my specialist subjects.'
OK, cheers.
Now, do I trust...? Do I go with Dave, or do I have a punt?
Well, in for a penny, in for a pound, erm...
I'm gonna try... I'm gonna go P!nk, final answer.
I was just about to say, you get this wrong, you lose £7,000.
But you haven't, you've won £16,000.
I can actually hear your heart from here.
Yeah, I didn't have a clue. Wow.
Would you like to set your safety net at £32,000?
Bearing in mind you've got no lifelines left, apart from me.
I would like to set my safety net, thank you. OK.
Right, computer, could we set the second safety net at £32,000?
That's that done.
Now let's see if we can get you there.
If you did win big, what would you do with the money?
Well, we, er... we've got some, er, children and step-children
littered all over the globe, so, er, we'd visit them,
and I think I'd do the cliched thing
of visiting some of the sporting venues and stuff around the world.
I'd like to see test matches in the Caribbean and what have you.
Right, well, I hope you win and, by the sounds of it,
British Airways hope you win.
LAUGHTER
Right, here we go, this is for £32,000,
this is to reach your second safety net.
Yeah, erm, I play a game online called Global,
and if you... if you press one of them,
Greenland comes up in a kind of grey shade to s...
and I think that says it kind of is joined to it.
Erm, and I think that country's Denmark.
So I'm gonna go Denmark, final answer.
You've got £32,000.
Well done. Well done.
And now you've got a free shot at 64,000.
Nothing at all to lose.
I didn't see that one coming when P!nk and Paloma Faith were there.
No, early on, I was thinking,
"Oh, Lordy, Lord, this is all going to be brief,"
but now look what's happening, really good.
Erm, this is the question, £64,000.
JEREMY READS QUESTION
Looking at those, I'm thinking Joan of Arc was...
one of her bynames was The Maid of Orleans, I think.
Just looking at the others.
So, I'm gonna go B, Joan of Arc, final answer.
Are you a fan of Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark?
A bit, yeah, yeah.
That's where it came from, isn't it? Yeah.
Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark were right. So were you, well done.
That is brilliant.
You know nothing about P!nk and nothing about Paloma Faith.
OMD, on the other hand
has just helped you to quite a big win.
OK, right, Ian, here comes your question for £125,000.
OK, erm...
No certainty, erm, at all,
so I'm wondering what, er,
real or fake paintings you have on your wall,
so I'm going to ask the host, please.
Here's what I think, then.
I can visualise the Tree of Life, but I can't visualise a tiger in it.
I just wonder, is there one...? I'm vaguely aware of...
It says "Surprised!"
Is there one of a tiger doing that somewhere...?
No, I think that's a cartoon you're thinking of. Maybe.
It may be. It may be.
I mean, the only thing I would advise you to do
is to try to think which of those artists
would have any concept of what a jungle was or a tiger
cos that can only have come into the consciousness
relatively recently.
Erm... but again, it's of no use
cos I don't know the dates of Rousseau or Kahlo,
or Klimt, or indeed Raphael.
So, once again, I'm annoyed to have to say I'm, erm, useless,
and that's my final answer. OK.
Right, well, erm, my dad is, er, one of my chief advisors...
..and, er, he always tells me not to be greedy, erm...
But I also said to him, this is the one point I'd consider a gamble.
Erm... You are aware that you'd lose £32,000?
Yeah, yeah, but, erm, I've got some money there
to take Sal to the Maldives, which she wants.
So... And you're only here once, like Nicholas said.
I'm gonna have a crack at Surprised! by Henri Rousseau.
Final answer.
And that's a pure guess?
Just have a vague memory of a tiger somewhere.
Well, let's find out, shall we?
Computer, could you reveal the correct answer, please?
It was right!
Well done, you.
I've just retired. Just retired?
I've just retired.
Well, there we are, ladies and gentlemen.
Ian Harrison is no longer a primary school teacher.
He's just announced his retirement. That was great.
That's two £125,000 winners. Wow.
In one show.
Don't lose it. No, I won't.
I won't.
This is for a quarter of a million pounds.
JEREMY READS QUESTION
Right. Erm, I like food, and I like sauces,
but, erm, I'm gonna say something very quickly.
I'm gonna take the money, and that's my final answer.
Oh, that was quick. That is quick.
Well, I can't say I blame you
because you are gonna be leaving here with £125,000.
Well done, Ian. APPLAUSE
Fantastic. It's a lot of money. It's very, very, very big money.
Just before you go, though,
we've seen you're a man who likes to take a gamble.
If you'd have just thought, "Well, in for a penny again,"
what would it have been?
I would've gone veloute with no certainty whatsoever,
and que sera sera.
Yeah, you see, if you'd have done that,
you'd be going home with 32,000. Right.
It's bearnaise. OK.
It's bearnaise is the correct answer,
that is a child, or secondary sauce, of hollandaise. Right.
Erm, so, there we are, you've learned something,
and you weren't listening, so you'll never remember it.
But it's been great. Ladies and gentlemen, Ian Harrison.
Thank you. Well done.
Thank you. Really well done.
Enjoy your retirement. Thank you.
Thank you. Go and listen to OMD.
A nice scene.
And that's, I'm afraid, all we've got time for tonight.
What a show this is. Good night.
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