APPLAUSE
Hello. CHEERING
Thank you so much, thank you, thank you.
Hello, and welcome to a Who Wants To Be A Millionaire Celebrity Special.
Our first contestant is the presenter of The Masked Singer,
so I'm going to make him come out dressed as a piece of broccoli
before I say who he is. LAUGHTER
Actually, it's quicker if I just tell you. It's Joel Dommett!
APPLAUSE
Welcome. Hello. Welcome, Joel.
There's your chair. Oh!
There's your chair. Yeah.
These chairs are as awkward to get on as I anticipated. Yes.
So you're Joel Dommett, comedian, presenter, TV actor.
You came second in I'm A Celebrity,
and you're a Sunday Times best-sell...
It goes on, and on, and on. What have you not done?
I'm just very average at a lot of things.
Yeah, well, we'll find out in a minute.
Would you like me to explain the rules?
Uh, well, if you fancy doing it. I'll talk you through it.
Might be someone who's been on Mars for 20 years.
So you've got 15 questions to a million pounds,
and there are four lifelines.
50/50, Phone A Friend, Ask The Audience,
and then Ask The Host, which is me. If you're really desperate.
Erm, you've got two safety nets.
You've got one at £1,000,
and then you can set the second one wherever you want it to be,
but once you set it, no going back.
Clear? I think so, yeah.
Right, let's play Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?
Starting way down at the bottom.
This is your £100 question.
READS QUESTION
It's Steps.
Final answer. The right answer! £100.
I wouldn't have got that. Literally wouldn't have got that.
Right, £200 question.
READS QUESTION
That's Dalmatian, final answer.
The right answer. £200.
This is for £300.
READS QUESTION
I'm going to pretend that I've never used it.
But it's concealer. Final answer.
And it turns out to be the right answer. Well done.
I'd be stumped on this as well. Right, £500 question.
READS QUESTION
This is a great question for me,
cos I absolutely love Hawaiian pizza,
and people hate me for it. Mm.
Um, so I'm going to go, pineapple, final delicious answer.
And the right answer. There is a big debate, isn't there?
Yeah. Can you have a pineapple on a pizza?
And the answer, of course, is no. But you do.
Yeah, you... you don't come across as the kind of person
that would be a Hawaiian guy. Not really, no.
Erm, anyway, this is the last chance you have to go away empty-handed.
I suggest you don't take it.
Er, here comes the question for £1,000.
READS QUESTION
Wow.
Erm, I'm very embarrassed for the person who uses the last answer.
Erm, but it's explosive final answer.
And the right answer, and you've got £1,000. Well done.
APPLAUSE
Except, of course, you don't have £1,000. No.
Because you are forced by the rules of television
to give your money away to charity. And who are you giving it to?
To Brain Tumour Support. It's a wonderful charity,
they've really helped me and my family
over the last couple of years, and, erm, a very small charity as well,
so it's sort of been difficult during the pandemic.
A small charity, I always think this could really make...
Huge. ..massive amounts of difference to them.
Well, let's hope you raise lots of money for them.
Thank you so much. That would be good.
Now, what subjects are you hoping crop up?
Where are your strong areas? Anything about me.
Erm, you know, that'd be absolutely fantastic.
Yeah, that would be good. You know, it could happen.
I mean, it actually could happen.
That would be hilarious.
Right, first of all, then,
do you want to set your safety net at £2,000? No, thank you.
All right. Here comes your question.
READS QUESTION
Las Vegas is known as...
Sin City, "o".
I've been there, and I've clone some sins.
Were you with Prince Harry?
So it's Sin City, final answer, please.
And the right answer. That's £2,000, well done.
APPLAUSE
Yeah, the Big Easy is New Orleans, Windy City is Chicago,
Big Apple is New York.
All right, safety net at £4,000?
No, thank you. All right, this is your question.
READS QUESTION
Erm... I've got to go with...
I think it's Speaker of the House.
Erm...
I don't want to talk myself out of it
cos that was what I thought before it came up.
So Speaker of the House, final answer.
Well, a lot of umming and ahhing there. I know.
Pointlessly, cos that is the right answer. Well done.
APPLAUSE
Right, so, would you like to set your safety net at £8,000?
Er... well... All four lifelines are still intact.
Yes, exactly, so, no. Er, so, no.
Okey-doke. Erm, this is your question.
READS QUESTION
Oh... I haven't... seen it.
So, I think it's quite an easy one to ask the audience on,
cos I feel like that's... most people will know that.
So I'll just get that... Yeah, I'll ask the audience,
if that's OK? OK.
Always a wise time to ask the audience, this.
WHISPERING: Low down. Easier question.
LAUGHTER
Erm, right, audience, erm, on your keypads, please.
This is your question.
REPEATS QUESTION
And if you'd all vote now, please.
Well, that's a pretty hefty majority have gone for the Navy submarine.
That was what I sort of... I mean, I'm going to say, yeah,
that's what I thought it was anyway.
But, er, final answer, Navy submarine.
Well done, you. Well done, audience. That is the right answer.
APPLAUSE
Slightly disturbed that 5% of the audience
thought it was on a train. Incredibly boring.
"Have you got your tickets?"
Then nothing else happens.
Erm, OK, safety net at £16,000?
Um, well, I've still got a few of the lifelines,
so I'm going to say no at 16.
I think. OK.
Then this is your question for £16,000.
READS QUESTION
This is...
Absolutely this is something I should definitely know.
You a football enthusiast?
Not hugely, but this is definitely something I...
I mean, I watched all the matches.
So, erm...
We played Denmark.
Played Germany. And I think we played Ukraine at the start.
Erm, but I don't know.
Erm...
Oh, this is such... such an annoying question
cos it's, like, such an easy one...
...and every... If you're Gary Lineker it is, but...
But I feel like everyone in the country watched it.
Is Gary Lineker one of your Phone A Friends?
He's not, actually, but it is Jonathan Ross.
Ha!
I 11h...
I think... I think it's... I think it's Switzerland.
Well, you've got other lifelines, of course,
if you've got ones that you know it not to be,
or you know it to be,
which could be very helpful. 50/50. I, erm... I'm not...
I'm gonna ask...
Ooh, 50/50 or ask you?
You could use them all in the same... I know.
Not limited to one per question.
Got to figure out what's gonna be best at this point.
I can't remember whether,
on all these years of Top Gear that I've watched, I can't remember
whether you're like, "Oh, football, rubbish,"
or, "Oh, football, great."
What's Top Gear? LAUGHTER
Good point. That's a good point.
That's a good point, that.
I'm gonna go for 50/50.
OK, computer, could we take away two wrong answers, please?
I'm... I'm pretty sure we played Germany,
and so I'm going to go with final answer.
Hmm.
You're absolutely right. OK, yes.
Well done. Well done. You did it. APPLAUSE
Right, it's time to take a break. We shall be back in a few moments.
See you then.
APPLAUSE
Welcome back to Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?
We're here with Joel, and he's on £16,000, two lifelines remaining.
Erm, no safety net set yet, though.
Would you like to set it at £32,000?
£32,000 for this charity would mean the absolute world,
so I think it is a sensible choice to set the safety net there.
Erm, even though I know I've got two left,
but I think I'm gonna be cautious
cos I know how much the money would mean.
So I'm gonna go £32,000 as a safety net.
OK, computer, could we set the second safety net
at £32,000, please?
Good. That's locked in.
But, of course, now we've got to get you there. Yeah.
And this is the question that'll do it, all being well.
READS QUESTION
Erm, yeah, I know this.
Ancl it's Jeff Bezos.
Final answer.
And the right answer. Well done, you've made it to your safety net.
That's great news. Great news. APPLAUSE
So who would you describe...
Obviously you're well-known these days for The Masked Singer.
Do you call yourself a comedian, or an actor, or an author?
What are you? A comedian, I suppose, and then...
Being a stand-up comic helps with everything,
and I... I love presenting.
I love it so much. Like, I really... it's never something
that I thought I was gonna enjoy as much as I do.
Like, I present the NTAs now, and doing that when you're at the O2
and it's live on television in front of 20,000 people,
it's just, like, so fun. So silly. Live?
Yeah, it's live as well. It's great.
I'd be sacked in 20 minutes, I think.
Erm, there is much to be done. You're in a very good place now.
You've reached your safety net of £32,000,
so you have a free shot at 64,000, you've nothing to lose,
and you have two lifelines remaining.
So let's have a look at the question, shall we? Here it is.
READS QUESTION
Erm, I know Sam Mendes...
directed Skyfall, I think.
Saying "I know" and "I think" in the same sentence.
But pretty sure he... he did that one.
Erm...
...I'm gonna be honest, I'm pretty clueless
on all the other ones. I don't even know
who did the most recent one.
I think I've seen them all, but I don't think I know.
But you do have a Phone A Friend to use, though.
I've got a Phone A Friend, and he knows a lot about movies.
Now that you've told me who it is.
Yeah, so I'm gonna phone a friend.
I'm gonna phone Jonathan Ross.
OK, could we calljonathan, please?
What's his number? Say it out loud. LAUGHTER
He's basically the only person I knew who had a land line.
'Hello?' Hi, Jonathan?
'Hello?' Hi, Jeremy Clarks on,
Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?
'Jeremy, I've told you time and time again,
'I'm not interested in buying any potatoes.
'You've got to stop calling me!'
LAUGHTER, BEEP
Has he hung up?
He has hung up! LAUGHTER
That's a first. There we are, Jonathan has hung up on me.
Would you like to call Graham Norton?
He's a much nicer man.
He's much nicer, he wouldn't hang up, and he'd probably know.
Are we going to... Can we try recalling, redialling him?
DIAL TONE
'Joel?' Yeah. No. Well, not yet, mate.
It's me. I need to explain some things to you.
'Oh, it really is Millionaire? I thought you were selling again.'
No, it's not... It really is. It really is.
You've already had the potatoes.
I don't know what you keep doing with them, but anyway...
Jonathan, I just want to check something first.
Have you got someone from our office there,
making sure you're not online?
'Yes, there's a very nice man named jack,
'we're both in our underpants cos I can't turn the heating down.'
LAUGHTER Good.
We've established that with more detail than I've had before,
but that's fine. Er, now, listen, Jonathan, can I just say...
...30 seconds is not a long amount of time,
and Joel's playing for charity.
'I know. I'm going to be serious from now.'
Here we go. You ready? Ready.
Your time starts now. REPEATS QUESTION
'It's the first one. Martin Campbell did the first with him.
'The other two did more recent ones. It's Christopher McQuarrie.
'He didn't direct one.' So Christopher McQuarrie?
Five seconds for a gag, Jonathan. I love you, Jonathan.
'I've run out of gags, but I'll have some more...'
LAUGHTER
Well, now he was... he sounded pretty certain.
I'll finish off his gag. I think he was gonna say,
"I've run out of gags, but I'll have more potatoes."
I think that was what he was gonna say.
Erm, so I'm gonna go with Jonathan Ross
and say Christopher McQuarrie, final answer.
And the right answer. You just won £64,000.
APPLAUSE That is fantastic.
And well done, Jonathan. Well clone, Jonathan. Thank you.
Not that he's watching, cos he's reading a Batman comic.
LAUGHTER
Erm... oh, this is great news.
Erm, £64,000, and you still have a lifeline remaining.
I mean, it's only me, but, erm, here we go.
This is, er, big, big, big, big money.
£125,000 question.
Here it is.
READS QUESTION
I feel like I should know this. Erm...
You're a man that pays attention to labels of this type?
I... I think it's...
I think it's...
...Gucci.
Oh. I'll ask you, cos I think it might be funny.
Mm.
Erm, but you also might... You also...
You are a knowledgeable man, you know about things.
And...
...so I'm gonna ask you.
OK, here's what I think.
JEREMY GUFFAWS
LAUGHTER
Of all the quest... Of all the subjects...
The only thing I don't think it is Armani
cos he's... I mean, he's old, but he's not 100. Yeah.
And who was the one that Elton john went to the funeral of and wept?
Versace. Was that Versace?
So it's definitely... See, as it turns out,
I thought I knew nothing, but, in fact, I'm knowing them.
Armani, Giorgio was... He's the one that's always in the south of France
with a face that looks like he's got Cuprinol on it? Yeah.
Then Versace was the one that Elton went to his funeral. Yeah.
But that, actually... Actually, if you think about it...
But he wouldn't have started the company when he was b...
He couldn't have come out of the womb and gone,
"I'm going to start a company." Yeah.
So that would've been... Cos Diana comforted him,
so she was still alive, and so it was pre-that.
Prada...
...and Gucc... I mean, I don't know.
Yeah, honestly, I don't know if I've been of any use to you at all,
but there you have an answer. No, you have.
And that, I'm afraid, Joel, is my final answer.
That's good. Erm, I was the same.
I felt like it was Prada or Gucci. I'm trying to think back.
I watched that movie about, er, the House Of Gucci recently,
and it is around sort of 1921 that, I think, they were started off.
It was, like, post-First World War.
Erm, it sort of came out of that,
but I can't even...
Erm... I can't even, er... Prada feels...
feels like a newer brand. Erm...
...| feel like it's Gucci.
I feel like it's Gucci.
So it's definitely not Versace because it wouldn't...
No, that wouldn't be that. Armani, he's still around, like you say.
Prada and Gucci. Ancl I think Gucci is just a brand
that's, like, got... It's old money, do you know what I mean?
It's definitely around 1921 that I feel like it was started.
Erm, the film was, er, sort of the '80s
and it was the children,
so it was like three generations ago that it started.
Feels like around that time.
Oh!
OK.
I'm gonna go Gucci.
I need to hear "final answer". I know you do, Jeremy!
I'm gonna go Gucci, final answer. Oh, my God.
Please. It's time to take a break.
But we'll be back in a few moments. Ah! See you then.
APPLAUSE
I really hope this is right.
Welcome back to a very tense Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?
We're here with Joel Dommett.
He has just said that he thinks Gucci
celebrated its centenary in 2021,
not Armani, Prada, or Versace.
So, computer, could you now reveal the correct answer?
Yes! Yes! Well done, you.
Well done. Yes!
Great play. Yes!
Oh, that's fantastic. Oh, my God, that's so great.
Right... Wow. Oh, my God. Ready?
It's been a while since I've said this.
This question, Joel Dommett,
is for a quarter of a million pounds.
Wow. You might know the answer.
You might know it.
READS QUESTION
Have you got any idea at all?
Not enough. Not... Have you travel led in Asia?
No. I have a bit, but, erm, I don't know.
This... this would have been a great one to have asked you,
I think, cos I feel like you would...
this would be the kind of thing you...
I spend my life at airports in Asia. Yeah.
Erm... I'm so annoyed that I don't, I don't know.
I mean, no, I don't have any...
I'm trying to piece it together. I mean...
You know... But it's a huge risk because,
if you get it wrong, you lose £93,000.
You have no lifelines. I'm not talking you out of having a stab.
That would be great television. No, I...
It would be too much of a risk.
I've got no Lifelines. I've got no Jonathan Ross to ask.
So, my final answer is, erm, I will take that money.
What's the... How do I say that properly?
The final answer is I'm off. LAUGHTER
Either way, oh, it's fantastic.
Joel Dommett, you're leaving here with a cheque for your charity
of £125,000.
Well done. Well played.
And well played, Jonathan. Well done, Jonathan.
APPLAUSE
Oh!
I'm gonna talk to you a little bit more, if I may.
If you had decided to just go, well, mad,
and taken a guess, what would you have gone for?
I would say "B", ICN,
but I don't re... I couldn't really piece together any of the...
...the what it would've stood for, even, so ICN.
If you'd had said ICN... just as a guess.
...that would've been Seoul Airport.
So that would've been wrong, cos that is in Asia.
There we go. I've actually been there.
IAH is Houston.
OK. So that is the correct answer.
But it doesn't matter cos £125,000 is just fantastic...
Wow. ..money for a charity.
Oh, my God, I can't believe that. Yeah. It's great.
Ladies and gentlemen, Joel Dommett. Thank you. A great player.
Well done. Fantastic. Fantastic.
Thank you. Down you go.
That was great.
But it's time now to meet our next contestant.
Now, if you asked a child what they wanted to be when they grew up,
they might say a sailor, or a footballer, or a TV star.
Well, our next guest has actually done all three.
Please welcome Chris Kamara.
APPLAUSE
Welcome. Welcome.
Thank you. There's your seat.
Still warm from the puddle of sweat, I should imagine, Joel has left.
Oh. Erm, so you are Chris Kamara. Thank you.
Former footballer, former manager, pundit, presenter, erm,
and you actually played for the Navy football team.
I did. Yeah. You were in the Navy.
That's how I got my big break.
I played for the Navy against Portsmouth,
scored a couple of goals, and they bought me out for £200.
It still goes down as the worst deal in the club's history.
LAUGHTER
200 quid. Well, let's see if you can win more than that.
Oh, absolutely, it'd be great.
OK, you know the rules cos you've just been watching
Joel really do well.
Mm-hm. Let's hope you do just as well.
Er, let's play Who Wants To Be A Millionaire. Whoa.
OK, Chris, this is your question for £100.
READS QUESTION
Victoria Line, final answer.
And the right answer, that's £100. Thank you. Yes!
Can almost buy a footballer. Right.
£200 question.
READS QUESTION
car breakdown.
Final answer. Sorry.
The right answer. £200.
This is for £300.
READS QUESTION
I've never actually been there, but it's Stirling, final answer.
And the right answer, well done. Good.
Right, £500 question.
READS QUESTION
Well, is there a mannequin of you in Madame Tussaud's?
That's what I want to know.
Erm, because it's obviously wax figures, final answer.
The right answer. Well done.
And the answer to your question is no,
there isn't enough wax in the world to make a model of me.
OK, this is your last chance to go away empty-handed, all right?
To do a Harry Redknapp. This is the one.
This is your £1,000 question.
READS QUESTION
I think it's Samsung.
But I'm doubting myself at this moment in time,
and could I go away like Harry without any money?
No, I'm sticking by my convictions.
Samsung, final answer.
Your convictions are right. Wahey!
You've got £1,000, you made it to... Thank you.
...your first safety net. Well done. Whoo.
Well done.
Erm, so which charity are you playing for tonight?
Well, Marie Curie is one of my charities.
Terminal illness care.
Ancl I'd love to win decent money for them.
I really would. We all would.
So, let's hope you do. Let's hope you do.
Erm, so we'll plough on, shall we? Up the ladder.
Absolutely. Would you like to set your safety net at £2,000?
Erm, if I was to say yes, you would talk me out of it, so, no.
Right. I think you've... Yeah, I would.
I would talk you out of it. It's quite low. Yeah.
So, let's see what question you have to win you £2,000.
READS QUESTION
It's got to be
It's got to be, got to be, got to be.
Or is it? Ooh, God.
Do I want to waste a lifeline on this?
Well, you're not wasting it if you're stuck.
I will take a lifeline
because I don't want to say the wrong answer.
So, I will ask the audience, please.
OK. Audience, on your keypads, please.
Let's see if we can help Chris to get up to £2,000.
This is the question.
READS QUESTION
And if you'd all vote now, please.
Well, there we are, look at that. That's, erm... Hmm.
98% have gone for, erm, plagiarism.
I should've went with the gut from the start.
So, final answer, plagiarism.
And the right answer. Well done.
Thank you, audience. Well done, audience.
APPLAUSE
Right, now, would you like to set your safety net at £4,000?
No. OK. Definitely not.
This is the question.
READS QUESTION
Well, I've never played it, Jeremy,
but I do know it's bridge, final answer.
And I know that you have just made it to £4,000. Well done.
Thank you. Well done.
Erm, and now it's time to take a break.
Join us in a few moments
for the final part of tonight's Who Wants To Be A Millionaire.
APPLAUSE
Fighting like beavers. LAUGHTER
Welcome back to the final part of Who Wants To Be A Millionaire.
We're here with, uh, Chris Kamara who's on £4,000,
three lifelines remaining.
Er, and now I have to ask
if you want to set your safety net at 8,000.
No. OK. Here's your question.
READS QUESTION
It has to be surely.
You can't get in there.
That's the thing, you know, "It's like Fort Knox in here."
So that's the term that's used.
I will go with Fort Knox, Kentucky, final answer.
And the right answer. Well done. £8,000.
So you're on £8,000.
Would you like to set your safety net at 16,000?
Three lifelines left.
So, kick on. Kick on. Kick on.
OK, here is the question.
READS QUESTION
Hmm.
My first thoughts are "no cycling".
But that's just the bike, I think.
But...
I daren't risk it with the lifelines.
So I'm gonna ask the one person
who I know will know this perfectly,
and hasn't got any problems whatsoever...
LAUGHTER
...and knows everything about cars, roads, you name it.
Jeremy, I'm gonna ask you.
OK, here's what I think.
I've got to be honest, I'm slightly baffled.
I wasn't aware that there was a road in Britain any more
where there's no cycling allowed. LAUGHTER
True. I agree with you, though,
I think it is... Yeah, it's, it's... it has to be "no cycling",
and that is my final answer.
You are a diamond, so... Well, we don't know yet.
I'm convinced, gut feeling that it is final answer, Jeremy.
OK, computer, can you reveal the correct answer, please?
There it is. Yes.
It's cycling. Thank you! And you knew anyway, I'm sure.
APPLAUSE
Right, oh, that's me out of the way.
I can now relax. You can't. Brilliant.
And your first decision is would you like to set your safety net
at £32,000?
Jeremy, if I took the 32,000 to Marie Curie,
they would be over the moon, so, yes, please.
OK. Can we set the second safety net then, please, at £32,000?
That's now set. Now we've got to get you there.
This is the question which hopefully will do that.
READS QUESTION
Elvis fan? Er... little bit. I like him.
HUMS AS ELVIS
Think I've got it. I think I've got it.
But I need to go 50/50.
OK, computer, could we take away two wrong answers, please?
Yes. That help? Yes, it does.
Fingers crossed.
I've just worked it out by the tune.
'Tls IICII, It's Now Or Never, final answer.
The right answer. Oh, yes! Yes, Chris, well done.
Whoo. That's fantastic.
You made it to your... Aw, thank you so much.
Don't thank me, you did all that work, and that's brilliant.
Brilliant. Yeah, £32,000.
You now have a free shot at 64,
and you've still got a Phone A Friend left. Ooh.
So you are in a very good place.
Thank you. Very good place. Thank you, I'm delighted.
Erm, would you like to see your £64,000 question? Yes, please.
We all would, I'm sure. Let's have a look at it.
Ah. READS QUESTION
Brazil... You an F1 fan?
Not enough to know this answer.
This is where you should've saved me up, really.
Yeah, I know. Gutted now.
Have you got a Phone A Friend who...?
I have, but I'm not sure...
...she or he would know this.
Dare I risk it? Dare I risk it?
Pure guess.
Pure guess, but just in case she does know it...
...|'ll phone Steph McGovern.
Steph? Yeah.
OK, can we call Steph, please?
Oh, it's Steph McG... As in Steph's Packed Lunch?
Yeah, exactly. Oh, she's a massive Formula One fan.
PHONE RINGS Fingers crossed.
'Hello?' Oh, hi, Steph?
'Hello?'
Hi, Jeremy Clarks on here from Who Wants To Be A Millionaire.
'Hiya, love.' I'm very well, how are you?
'|'m good, thank you.' Good, good.
Now, we've got Chris here, needs your help.
Erm, can I just make sure that we've got someone from our office there,
making sure you're not online? 'Yes, you definitely have.'
Good, good. OK, here's how it works, Chris.
In a moment, I'm gonna hand it over to you,
and you'll have 30 seconds to read out the question
and the four possible answers,
leaving Steph enough time to have a think, OK?
Yeah. Ready? Yeah.
Your time starts now.
REPEATS QUESTION
'Ooh, gosh, that's a hard one.
'Erm, I would say Finland but,
'I mean, I'm probably like... Only because I've never...
'I can't think of, like, a Finnish driver in my head.'
Yeah. I said Finland as well.
'So... but...' Hmm.
So, as we know, you have nothing to lose.
I mean, y... you've got 32,000,
you're definitely leaving with 32,000.
If you get this right... ls Raikkonen Finnish?
You can't say. Ooh.
No, no, this really would be.
This is... Well... This would be... ..right up my street.
I phoned Steph and my first thoughts were Finland,
even though I'm having doubts about that.
So I'll go final answer, please.
Finland has produced two of the greatest Formula One racing drivers
ever, really, in my opinion.
Kimi Raikkonen and Mika Hakkinen. But did they win since 2000?
I'm afraid, yes, they did. Raikkonen did.
For Ferrari, I believe, so that is the wrong answer.
Oh, gosh. It's, erm, Brazil.
You know, I didn't read the question properly.
Since 2000. Yeah, since 2000.
Massa came incredibly close, as I remember, for Brazil,
and then Lewis Hamilton pipped him when Timo Glock's Toyota
broke down on the last lap. Yeah.
Erm, that's the sort of knowledge that I carry around with me.
It's a burden. I wouldn't have said Brazil, whatever.
No, it is. It's Brazil.
They've come tantalisingly close but, listen, the fact is,
Chris Kamara, you're leaving here with...
£32,000. "£32,000.
Yeah. Marie Curie will be delighted. They'll be delighted.
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And it's been the hugest amount of fun having you here.
Aw, thanks for... Seemingly calm. ..for having me.
Not turning over your shoulder every two seconds to go,
"Bradford have scored!"
Ah, no, great fun, ladies and gentlemen, Chris Kamara. Thank you.
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And I'm afraid that's all we've got time for tonight,
but we will be back soon.
Till then, take care. Good night.
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