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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
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Everybody. Thank you so much.
What a welcome.
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Very kind.
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Hello, and welcome to a Who Wants To
Be A Millionaire Celebrity Special.
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Our first contestant is a nurse
turned BAFTA award-winning comedian
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and actor,
who has walked across Britain,
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played the organ at the Albert Hall,
and been a bell ringer.
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But can she win a million pounds?
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Let's find out,
as we welcomejo Brand.
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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
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Hello. Hello. Have a seat.
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Welcome.
Thank you.
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Hello, hello, hello.
AUDIENCE: Hello!
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You've got your coat on.
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Going to make an early exit,
are you?
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It's my fault. I keep the studio
at minus four degrees. Oh, OK.
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Um, as I've just said,
you are a comedian,
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and you've got
four British Comedy awards.
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Writer, actor,
host of Bake Off Extra Slice.
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Indeed. I'm going to talk you
through the rules.
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Uh, 15 questions
to a million pounds, as before.
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You've got four lifelines.
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50/50, Phone A Friend, Ask The
Audience, or ask me, Ask The Host,
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if there's a question you think
I might know the answer to.
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Right. Uh, and then
you've got two safety nets.
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One's at £1,000. And then you choose
where the second one goes, OK?
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I'll ask you
before each question comes up.
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But once you've set it, there's
no going back, it's there, OK?
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All right, you ready?
Yeah.
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OK, let's play
Who Wants To Be A Millionaire.
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Right, this is for £100.
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Oh, OK.
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You should get this.
READS QUESTION
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READS OPTIONS
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Uh, I think that's possibly cracker.
Final answer.
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And the right answer,
so there's £100.
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APPLAUSE
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This is for £200.
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READS QUESTION
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READS OPTIONS
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SH E EXHALES
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Um, I'd say it's probably Nick,
final answer.
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And I'd say that's 200 quid.
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APPLAUSE
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Good.
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This is for £300.
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READS QUESTION
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READS OPTIONS
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Ooh, I'd say that's papier mache,
final answer.
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Yeah, 300 quid.
APPLAUSE
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£500 question.
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READS QUESTION
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READS OPTIONS
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Uh, obviously I haven't got 20/20.
It's, uh, sight.
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Final answer.
And that's £500.
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APPLAUSE
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Um, OK, this is your last chance
to go away empty-handed.
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Let's hope you don't do that.
Here comes your £1,000 question.
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READS QUESTION
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READS OPTIONS
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That is, uh, Dover. Final answer.
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And that's £1,000. Well done.
APPLAUSE
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Um, although...
you're not getting any of it,
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because you're here
playing for charity.
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Which charity are you supporting?
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I am supporting the Oxford,
uh, Kidney Unit Trust,
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and it's a charity
which helps younger people
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who have had to have kidney
transplants manage their lives,
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because obviously it's so much
more catastrophic for them...
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Yeah. ..cos they want to go out
and have fun.
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Well, let's hope you win them
a lot of money. Let's hope so.
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Right, so, here we go.
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Would you like to set
your second safety net at £2,000?
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The answer to that is no,
you wouldn't. No.
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There you go.
Thanks.
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See, I'm helping you already.
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OK, here comes the question.
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READS QUESTION
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READS OPTIONS
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Ugh, clear, um, I don't really know
anything about anything like this,
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but I,
I can have a good guess at it.
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But is that a good idea? Um...
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You've got all four lifelines,
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which exist for
this very, um, situation.
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It seems terrible to... Because I
have a very slight doubt in myself,
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about one percent,
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but would you use a lifeline
if you had a one percent doubt?
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Oh, God,
now I think it's all of them. Um...
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LAUGHTER
Oh, go on, let's ask you, then.
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OK, here's what I think.
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Actually I don't think it,
I know it's Facebook. Um...
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I thought as much, but I just...
Yeah. ..had a little wobble
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and almost wet myself,
so I thought I'd better ask you.
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No, no, you're f... you're fine.
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It's Facebook,
and that is my final answer.
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And now you've got to say
what you want to do.
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I want to do what you've just said.
Is that your final answer?
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Yes, it's my final answer, too.
OK.
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Computer, can you reveal
the correct answer?
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Yay, that's worth a spin.
APPLAUSE
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Thanks so much.
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I love it
when people ask me early on.
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I can now relax,
I've got no more work to do.
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Um, would you like
to set your safety net at 4,000?
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Looking like I should, isn't it?
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Um, no, I've got a few more
lifelines... Yeah. ...haven't I?
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So no. Remember, it used to be
at 32,000 in the olden days.
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Oh, I know. Absolutely.
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OK, here's your question for £4,000.
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READS QUESTION
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READS OPTIONS
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Well, I'd use any of those, but...
HE CH UCKLES
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...um, I think, uh, pumice,
my final answer.
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And the correct answer.
Well done. £4,000.
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APPLAUSE
£4,000
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Um, what are the areas
you hope crop up?
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What are your strong suits?
Takeaways.
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LAUGHTER
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How to be rubbish
at losing weight.
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Um... So dietary supplements
and takeaways.
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OK, what would be your weak areas?
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The things that I find
most hard to remember,
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really, are sporting facts.
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Yeah. So if someone said to me,
"Who won this in what year?"
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I... my brain would just empty.
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So that... the sort of thing,
years, and facts.
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Oh, did it?
Cos, uh, uh, uh...
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Without wishing to be rude,
we're sort of the same age. Um...
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Do you find that nine...
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up to about 1995,
relatively easy to get those,
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and then 1995 to now
all happened in three minutes?
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Yeah, totally.
It did.
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Or if someone says 2005 was,
oh, um, 20 years ago.
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No, it wasn't,
it was ten minutes ago.
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I know.
Anyway... It's terrifying.
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Right, got that cleared up.
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We haven't,
but nevertheless we're moving on.
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Would you like
to set your safety net at £8,000?
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Let's say no.
OK. Here's the question.
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READS QUESTION
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READS OPTIONS
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SHE SIGHS
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Well, I th... I think
I can rule two of them out,
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cos I've never heard of them,
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and I think
I would've heard of that.
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Ancl then the other two
that I can't rule out,
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it's just that I've heard
of one of them,
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and I th...
Who haven't you heard of?
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I haven't heard
of Frank Abagnale junior.
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Mm-hm.
Or Jordan Belfort.
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Should I have clone?
Have you heard of them?
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Yeah.
Oh. OK.
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Big time.
You've heard of them big time?
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Yeah, literally everyone
in the world, but never mind.
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Apart from you.
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Let me ask the man with the coat on.
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LAUGHTER
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He's now in the darkness. Hiya.
So you can't see him. I know.
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And you're not allowed to address
the audience about these things
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while we're in game play.
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What's the answer?
No! What's the answer?
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Sorry. That's, I mean,
subtle coughing's one thing,
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but simply asking people
in the audience is not allowed,
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I must be most strict on that.
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Well, I, I don't think it's A or C,
put it like that.
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The only one I recognise as one,
as a scheme, is Ponzi.
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But... man in the coat,
cough if I'm right.
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LAUGHTER
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Sorry. Sorry.
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Oh, my G... I w...
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I was hoping not to have to ask
anyone anything by this point,
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but obviously my,
my brain has just emptied
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and all that's in there now
is doughnuts.
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Surname, isn't it?
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Belfort-scheme.
Abagnale junior-scheme.
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Madoff-scheme.
I don't think it's any of those,
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but I just don't know
whether to take the risk or not.
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Well, if you do and you get
it wrong, you lose £3,000".
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...um, which would be disastrous to
the, um... kidney charity of Oxford.
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Oh, don't put it like that.
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Well...
All right, I'll ask...
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But if you get it right,
obviously you, um, you win.
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How many asky...
what a skies have I got left?
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You've got your 50/50,
you've got your Phone A Friend,
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and you've got Asking The Audience.
Oh, I forgot about 50/50.
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Yeah. It's on your screen.
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What about 75/25?
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LAUGHTER
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Have you got... well,
have you got that?
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No? OK. You can't negotiate.
Those are, those are your options.
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All right.
All right, 50/50, please.
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OK-doke, computer, could we take
away two wrong answers, please?
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Oh, I'm going to have to go
for Ponzi, then.
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That's my final answer.
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And the right answer. Well done.
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APPLAUSE
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Wasn't, um, wasn't actually
invented by Charles Ponzi, um,
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but it was...
it's... he's associated with it.
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Did you know that?
Yes.
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Man in the coat?
Did you know that? No.
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Literally everybody knows that one
apart from you.
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Literally
everybody does not know that,
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cos man in the coat
doesn't know, and neither do I.
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Man in the coat? He's 500 years old.
LAUGHTER
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Anyway, listen.
Um, it's time to take a break.
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We shall be back in a few moments.
See you then.
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APPLAUSE
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So you use panty liners
to mop up spills.
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Anyway, welcome back to
Who Wants To Be A Millionaire.
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We're here with jo Brand.
She is on... What are you on?
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£8,000, uh, you have
two lifelines remaining.
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Uh, and I'm now going to ask
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if you want to set your safety net
at £16,000?
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Uh, how many lifelines?
I've got two? Two. Oh, right.
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You've got Phone A Friend...
I won't, then.
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You won't? OK-doke.
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Here comes your question.
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READS QUESTION
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READS OPTIONS
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Well, it's not a bird
and it's not a fish.
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And I'm pretty sure...
'R's sort of... furry.
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So... But I think
that little reptiles,
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it's like bobbing up and down
and speaking,
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I'm trying to catch you out,
I'm trying to catch you out,
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and I'm really a reptile.
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So, I don't know. Um, tapir.
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It's sort of like a... Mm, it's kind
of like an anteater, isn't it?
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I th... Is it a tapir
like an anteater?
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Can't you just wink at me
if I'm on the right track?
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I spend hours before every show
practising my poker face.
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Oh, at the risk
of disgracing myself
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and joining the ranks
of disgraced people,
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I'm going to say mammal,
and that's my final answer.
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And the right answer. Well done.
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APPLAUSE
£16,000!
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It says here it's a large
plant-eating mammal similar in shape
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to a pig with short-nosed trunk.
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Sounds like my husband.
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LAUGHTER
Sorry, clear.
240
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I think you... I think it is
a sort of anteater-y thing.
241
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In my mind, it eats ants.
It's got a... Hasn't it got a...
242
00:14:35,320 --> 00:14:36,975
I think it does.
..trunky thing?
243
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Anyway, it's a mammal,
and that's what matters.
244
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Now, then, would you like
to set your safety net
245
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in the traditional place of £32,000?
246
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I think I would, yes, please.
OK-doke.
247
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Computer, could we set
the second safety net at 32,000?
248
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That's that done and locked in,
and now we've got to get you there.
249
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And this is the question.
250
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READS QUESTION
251
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READS OPTIONS
252
00:15:18,800 --> 00:15:21,455
Now, this is a function
of being old.
253
00:15:21,480 --> 00:15:23,415
I read about this
about three weeks ago,
254
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and I can't remember who it was.
255
00:15:26,280 --> 00:15:27,495
Um...
256
00:15:29,320 --> 00:15:33,775
I, I think for what
I vaguely remember, it's either...
257
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...Taylor Swift or Katy Perry.
258
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Have I still got audience?
259
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You can Ask The Audience
or you can Phone A Friend.
260
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See, I don't think either
of my friends will know that... Mm.
261
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...COS...
262
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The audience, I think
some of them might do, I'm hoping.
263
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So let's ask the audience, please.
264
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OK, audience,
on your keypads, please.
265
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Uh, this is the question.
266
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READS QUESTION
267
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If you could all vote now, please.
268
00:16:28,840 --> 00:16:32,055
Oh, right, so, 52%,
269
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um, just over half
have gone for Taylor Swift.
270
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37 have gone for Britney.
271
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With very little numbers for...
Ariana and... ..Ariana and Katy.
272
00:16:45,920 --> 00:16:49,375
Well, I know... I mean,
I know that, sort of, Taylor Swift,
273
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out of all those, has really kind
of got like a handle on her career,
274
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and gets kind of very angry about,
you know,
275
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the kind of power of the music
business and people that own stuff.
276
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So, audience, I think
I'm probably going to go for that.
277
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Ancl if you've got it wrong,
I'm going to come round
278
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and individually sit
on all your laps.
279
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LAUGHTER
280
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I'm going to come around
and sit on all their laps,
281
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and have a little wee
on all of them.
282
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LAUGHTER
283
00:17:21,360 --> 00:17:24,175
Personalised wee from jo
if you're wrong.
284
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So, she was one of the ones
that I thought it might be, so...
285
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Oh, God, fingers crossed.
Audience, come on.
286
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Ancl if you're wrong,
we're all going down the pub
287
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to get absolutely off our faces
afterwards, all right?
288
00:17:38,640 --> 00:17:40,855
Is it your final answer?
Taylor Swift, final answer.
289
00:17:42,640 --> 00:17:45,415
Well done, you, well done, audience,
that's the right answer.
290
00:17:45,440 --> 00:17:46,415
APPLAUSE
291
00:17:49,680 --> 00:17:52,775
Woo. Um...
292
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and what that means is you've
reached your safety net, £32,000,
293
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you've got a lifeline remaining,
294
00:17:58,680 --> 00:18:01,095
but even without it,
you've got a free shot at 64.
295
00:18:01,120 --> 00:18:04,095
So, let's have a look
at the question, shall we?
296
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READS QUESTION
297
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READS OPTIONS
298
00:18:22,320 --> 00:18:25,375
Right, well,
I know where all of those are.
299
00:18:25,400 --> 00:18:29,775
But I don't know whi... how the
cities compare to each other.
300
00:18:29,800 --> 00:18:36,055
So, the Uffizi Gallery is Florence,
the Trevi Fountain is Rome,
301
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the Rialto Bridge is Venice,
302
00:18:38,840 --> 00:18:42,775
and La Scala is Milan.
303
00:18:42,800 --> 00:18:47,295
I can't even remember where Rome
is in relation to Florence, so...
304
00:18:47,320 --> 00:18:49,775
Hang on, where's Venice?
305
00:18:49,800 --> 00:18:51,775
Oh, bloody hell, I don't know.
306
00:18:51,800 --> 00:18:53,695
They're sort,
sort of all in a big blur to me,
307
00:18:53,720 --> 00:18:57,735
so can I, can I ask, uh,
a lifeline-y person?
308
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Yeah, you can phone a friend.
309
00:19:00,160 --> 00:19:05,855
Um... in that case,
let's just hope he's good at Italy.
310
00:19:05,880 --> 00:19:08,295
Is it somebody called
Giovanni Fabrizio?
311
00:19:08,320 --> 00:19:10,055
It might be useful.
312
00:19:10,080 --> 00:19:13,855
Uh, yes,
it's someone called Pavarotti.
313
00:19:13,880 --> 00:19:16,375
Um, no, uh,
it's someone called Nick Hancock.
314
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Nick Hancock, as in Nick Hancock?
As in Nick Hancock, yeah.
315
00:19:19,680 --> 00:19:24,575
As in Nick Hancock, right, fine.
Could we call Nick, please?
316
00:19:24,600 --> 00:19:28,335
So, I mean, Nick's got a holiday
property next to the Yentob's...
317
00:19:28,360 --> 00:19:32,415
Let's hope so.
Yeah. Tuscany. Umbria.
318
00:19:32,440 --> 00:19:35,455
'Hello?'
Hi, Nick? 'Hi.'
319
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Hi, Jeremy Clarks on here from
Who Wants To Be A Millionaire.
320
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'Ooh, very good to speak to you.'
321
00:19:40,320 --> 00:19:42,495
Uh, you, too.
Now, we've got, uh, )0 here,
322
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as I'm sure you know.
'Oh, how you doing?'
323
00:19:45,080 --> 00:19:47,815
Uh, can I just check that you've got
someone there from our office,
324
00:19:47,840 --> 00:19:50,535
making sure you're
not looking stuff up online?
325
00:19:50,560 --> 00:19:53,495
'Absolutely I have, they're standing
right in front of me, filming me,
326
00:19:53,520 --> 00:19:56,135
'so I can't cheat.'
They don't need to film you,
327
00:19:56,160 --> 00:19:58,055
but that's OK,
that's each to his own.
328
00:19:58,080 --> 00:20:00,815
What you get up to in the privacy
of your own home is, is fine, Nick.
329
00:20:00,840 --> 00:20:03,015
'I guess, I guess I'm not
a very trustworthy person.'
330
00:20:03,040 --> 00:20:05,855
Yeah.
OK, um, here's how it works,jo.
331
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In a second,
I'm going to hand it over to you
332
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and you'll have 30 seconds,
which is a tiny amount of time,
333
00:20:10,680 --> 00:20:13,215
to read out that question
and the four possible answers,
334
00:20:13,240 --> 00:20:16,255
leaving Nick enough time to have
a think. All right? You ready? OK.
335
00:20:16,280 --> 00:20:19,255
OK, your time starts now.
Hi, Nick.
336
00:20:19,280 --> 00:20:21,055
READS QUESTION
337
00:20:25,200 --> 00:20:27,895
READS OPTIONS
338
00:20:32,400 --> 00:20:34,855
Which is furthest south?
339
00:20:34,880 --> 00:20:39,575
'Uh, I, I think it's the fountain.
Let's think.'
340
00:20:39,600 --> 00:20:41,815
The Trevi Fountain's in Rome,
isn't it?
341
00:20:41,840 --> 00:20:43,775
'Yes,
and Rome is further south than...
342
00:20:43,800 --> 00:20:46,735
'well, it's further south than I
think, if you know what I mean.'
343
00:20:46,760 --> 00:20:49,215
Or Milan?
'Um...'
344
00:20:49,240 --> 00:20:51,695
Like I said, 30 seconds is really...
345
00:20:51,720 --> 00:20:53,895
Yeah, not long, is it?
..not long.
346
00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:56,895
He said the Trevi Fountain.
He did.
347
00:20:58,400 --> 00:21:03,295
So Rome is further south than...
where the hell's Milan?
348
00:21:03,320 --> 00:21:06,255
I can sort of remember
the others vaguely.
349
00:21:06,280 --> 00:21:09,255
OK, let's go with what he said
because then, if it's wrong,
350
00:21:09,280 --> 00:21:13,935
I can go around to his house and
give him such a pasting after this.
351
00:21:13,960 --> 00:21:15,455
Yeah.
Is that your final answer?
352
00:21:15,480 --> 00:21:17,055
Uh, Trevi Fountain, final answer.
353
00:21:18,600 --> 00:21:22,575
Took a while, but we got there in
the end. And it's right, well done.
354
00:21:22,600 --> 00:21:24,415
APPLAUSE
355
00:21:27,800 --> 00:21:30,855
You're absolutely right, it is
Milan, Venice, Florence, and Rome,
356
00:21:30,880 --> 00:21:33,975
and they're all in the north apart
from Rome, which is halfway down.
357
00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:36,415
Anyway, uh...
Hooray for Nick Hancock.
358
00:21:36,440 --> 00:21:38,415
Hooray for Nick. Well done, Nick.
Thanks, Nick.
359
00:21:38,440 --> 00:21:39,935
Uh, and now it's time
to take a break.
360
00:21:39,960 --> 00:21:41,815
We'll be back in a few moments.
See you then.
361
00:21:56,760 --> 00:21:59,215
Welcome back
to Who Wants To Be A Millionaire.
362
00:21:59,240 --> 00:22:02,535
We're here with jo Brand,
she's on £64,000,
363
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but you have no lifelines remaining.
364
00:22:06,120 --> 00:22:09,255
So you're on your own from now on,
there's no help.
365
00:22:09,280 --> 00:22:11,175
Should we have a look
at the question for...?
366
00:22:11,200 --> 00:22:15,975
Just... has anyone got a bad cough?
just checking.
367
00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:20,175
Yes, let's have a look.
£125,000.
368
00:22:20,200 --> 00:22:21,895
OK, here comes your question.
369
00:22:24,160 --> 00:22:26,575
READS QUESTION
370
00:22:32,120 --> 00:22:35,855
READS OPTIONS
371
00:22:42,280 --> 00:22:44,935
Well, I know I should be able
to work that out
372
00:22:44,960 --> 00:22:48,695
by process of elimination,
but I'm not confident enough,
373
00:22:48,720 --> 00:22:50,055
so I'm not going to go for it
374
00:22:50,080 --> 00:22:52,975
and I'm going to take
64 grand, please.
375
00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:55,175
Final answer?
Final answer.
376
00:22:55,200 --> 00:22:58,695
So, OK,
as a result of your bone idleness...
377
00:22:58,720 --> 00:23:00,215
LAUGHTER
378
00:23:00,240 --> 00:23:04,655
...you are leaving here, jo Brand,
with £64,000. Wow.
379
00:23:04,680 --> 00:23:05,655
APPLAUSE
380
00:23:07,520 --> 00:23:10,695
But... but...
381
00:23:14,400 --> 00:23:15,695
...let's just say
382
00:23:15,720 --> 00:23:18,775
you had been bothered
to work it out using a process
383
00:23:18,800 --> 00:23:21,015
of elimination, um,
384
00:23:21,040 --> 00:23:22,535
what would you have gone for?
385
00:23:22,560 --> 00:23:26,615
Well, I'd say no to Samuel Pepys
cos he was later on,
386
00:23:26,640 --> 00:23:32,095
I think, um, sort of, I don't know,
16, 17 of something or other.
387
00:23:32,120 --> 00:23:34,655
Um, well,
Lady Jane Grey, Anne Boleyn,
388
00:23:34,680 --> 00:23:37,735
and Walter Raleigh are all
roughly the same time, aren't they?
389
00:23:37,760 --> 00:23:42,655
Uh, Elizabeth I,
although going back to Henry she is.
390
00:23:42,680 --> 00:23:44,375
Oh, God, I'll just take a guess.
Um...
391
00:23:44,400 --> 00:23:46,575
That's kind of what I'm asking.
Lady Jane Grey.
392
00:23:46,600 --> 00:23:48,335
You would've said Lady Jane Grey?
Yeah.
393
00:23:48,360 --> 00:23:51,615
If you'd had said that,
you would've lost £32,000.
394
00:23:51,640 --> 00:23:53,095
Well, that's good.
395
00:23:53,120 --> 00:23:55,655
If, however,
you'd said Walter Raleigh... Right.
396
00:23:55,680 --> 00:23:58,815
...then you would now be on £125,000.
397
00:23:58,840 --> 00:24:00,655
Well, there's no way
I would've gone for that,
398
00:24:00,680 --> 00:24:04,615
cos I had him either third
or fourth, so there we go.
399
00:24:04,640 --> 00:24:06,055
Glad I made that decision.
400
00:24:06,080 --> 00:24:08,655
You've got £64,000, though,
and that is amazing.
401
00:24:08,680 --> 00:24:11,495
Ladies and gentlemen, jo Brand.
Well done, jo. Well done.
402
00:24:11,520 --> 00:24:12,495
CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
403
00:24:16,120 --> 00:24:18,255
It's, uh, that way.
Thank you very much.
404
00:24:23,720 --> 00:24:29,455
OK, now, our next contestant
gets up at 3:15 every morning.
405
00:24:29,480 --> 00:24:34,455
So I reckon he'll make it to
about 8,000 quid before he nods off.
406
00:24:34,480 --> 00:24:36,975
Let's find out,
as we welcome Dan Walker.
407
00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:40,375
APPLAUSE
408
00:24:40,400 --> 00:24:42,375
Welcome.
409
00:24:42,400 --> 00:24:44,895
Look at the length of you!
Sorry.
410
00:24:44,920 --> 00:24:48,255
No, no, it's not that way.
411
00:24:48,280 --> 00:24:50,695
I had no idea you were so long.
I know, this is, uh,
412
00:24:50,720 --> 00:24:53,095
this is why they make me sit down
all the time, Jeremy.
413
00:24:53,120 --> 00:24:54,415
Yeah, God, that's amazing.
414
00:24:54,440 --> 00:24:56,175
How tall are you?
Uh, six foot six.
415
00:24:56,200 --> 00:24:59,495
Six-six? Yeah.
No, you're lying.
416
00:24:59,520 --> 00:25:02,375
You'd be two inches taller than me,
just not possible.
417
00:25:02,400 --> 00:25:05,815
I do think I'm shrinking, though.
Yeah, it does happen. Apparently so.
418
00:25:05,840 --> 00:25:08,215
Anyway, you're Dan Walker,
as I've just said.
419
00:25:08,240 --> 00:25:10,775
Now, I presume you know the rules?
420
00:25:10,800 --> 00:25:13,575
I'm, I'm aware of them.
I've seen the program me before.
421
00:25:13,600 --> 00:25:16,055
I've watched you before.
I know what you do, so I'm ready.
422
00:25:16,080 --> 00:25:18,255
OK, good, let's play
Who Wants To Be A Millionaire.
423
00:25:18,280 --> 00:25:19,735
APPLAUSE
424
00:25:23,480 --> 00:25:27,055
And this is your question for £100.
OK.
425
00:25:28,360 --> 00:25:30,695
READS QUESTION
426
00:25:35,720 --> 00:25:38,095
READS OPTIONS
427
00:25:40,120 --> 00:25:43,975
I'd love it to be patio,
but I think it's cameo,
428
00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:47,935
and, um, final answer, cameo.
429
00:25:47,960 --> 00:25:51,055
And the correct answer, £100.
Woo-hoe.
430
00:25:51,080 --> 00:25:52,175
APPLAUSE
431
00:25:53,400 --> 00:25:56,935
This is for £200.
OK.
432
00:25:56,960 --> 00:25:59,375
READS QUESTION
433
00:26:03,480 --> 00:26:05,975
READS OPTIONS
434
00:26:11,520 --> 00:26:15,375
Going to stick my neck out and go,
A, dog show, final answer.
435
00:26:15,400 --> 00:26:18,055
The right answer. 200 quid.
APPLAUSE
436
00:26:18,080 --> 00:26:20,015
Excellent.
437
00:26:21,320 --> 00:26:22,855
This is for £300.
438
00:26:24,760 --> 00:26:26,935
READS QUESTION
439
00:26:30,400 --> 00:26:32,695
READS OPTIONS
440
00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:39,175
These are quite nice so far,
aren't they? Yeah.
441
00:26:39,200 --> 00:26:41,375
They don't get any worse.
Oh, OK, this is good.
442
00:26:41,400 --> 00:26:43,055
I'm... I'm just keen
to get to £1,000.
443
00:26:43,080 --> 00:26:47,335
I'm going to go peak, Jeremy,
final answer.
444
00:26:47,360 --> 00:26:51,575
And the right answer.
APPLAUSE
445
00:26:51,600 --> 00:26:53,495
£500 question.
446
00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:58,095
READS QUESTION
447
00:26:59,720 --> 00:27:02,015
READS OPTIONS
448
00:27:10,800 --> 00:27:12,735
Thankfully I've read this one,
um,
449
00:27:12,760 --> 00:27:15,855
and I'm pretty sure
it's James And The Giant Peach.
450
00:27:15,880 --> 00:27:18,615
That's my final answer.
James And The Giant Peach.
451
00:27:18,640 --> 00:27:21,175
And the right answer.
Well done, 500 quid.
452
00:27:21,200 --> 00:27:22,575
APPLAUSE
453
00:27:22,600 --> 00:27:27,815
Now, this... this is your last
chance to go away humiliated. OK.
454
00:27:27,840 --> 00:27:30,135
Empty-handed. With nothing.
455
00:27:30,160 --> 00:27:34,055
Thank you for that nice build-up.
Yeah, this is your £1,000 question.
456
00:27:34,080 --> 00:27:36,055
OK, come on, then.
457
00:27:36,080 --> 00:27:38,175
READS QUESTION
458
00:27:42,920 --> 00:27:46,055
READS OPTIONS
459
00:27:50,880 --> 00:27:55,375
I think my favourite one is D, but
I'm going to go with, uh, croupier.
460
00:27:55,400 --> 00:27:59,295
Uh, B,
as my final answer, Mr Clarks on.
461
00:27:59,320 --> 00:28:02,615
And the right answer, well done.
£1,000, you got it.
462
00:28:02,640 --> 00:28:04,055
APPLAUSE
463
00:28:05,160 --> 00:28:06,215
Woo!
464
00:28:07,720 --> 00:28:10,055
Um, but, of course,
it isn't your £1,000, is it?
465
00:28:10,080 --> 00:28:12,335
No. Because you're here
playing for charity.
466
00:28:12,360 --> 00:28:15,735
Yeah.
Um, which charity have you chosen?
467
00:28:15,760 --> 00:28:18,295
I'm a patron of, uh,
Sheffield Children's Hospital,
468
00:28:18,320 --> 00:28:21,095
which, as the name explains,
is in Sheffield,
469
00:28:21,120 --> 00:28:23,735
but they take in patients
from all over the world.
470
00:28:23,760 --> 00:28:25,455
It's an amazing place.
471
00:28:25,480 --> 00:28:27,735
There are incredible staff
that work there,
472
00:28:27,760 --> 00:28:29,495
and I think
the whole point of me being here
473
00:28:29,520 --> 00:28:31,815
is to try and make sure
that the quality of the equipment
474
00:28:31,840 --> 00:28:35,055
and the technology they have
at their disposal matches the staff.
475
00:28:35,080 --> 00:28:37,615
So I'd like to get as much money
as I can for a brilliant hospital.
476
00:28:37,640 --> 00:28:39,975
Good, well, let's, uh,
let's hope you do that. Thank you.
477
00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:43,255
Let's hope, let's hope you go very,
very far up the ladder.
478
00:28:43,280 --> 00:28:47,815
Now, with that in mind, do you want
to set your safety net at £2,000?
479
00:28:47,840 --> 00:28:49,455
No, I don't, if that's OK.
480
00:28:49,480 --> 00:28:51,215
Righty-ho, this is the question.
481
00:28:52,960 --> 00:28:55,175
READS QUESTION
482
00:29:00,680 --> 00:29:03,455
READS OPTIONS
483
00:29:06,240 --> 00:29:08,215
I do love a chocolate bar, actually.
484
00:29:08,240 --> 00:29:12,575
Um, and I believe that, uh, Snickers
was formerly known as a Marathon.
485
00:29:12,600 --> 00:29:17,295
Uh, so let's go final answer,
A, Snickers.
486
00:29:18,680 --> 00:29:21,015
The right answer. £2,000. Good.
487
00:29:21,040 --> 00:29:22,695
APPLAUSE
Good.
488
00:29:25,440 --> 00:29:29,615
Um, what would you say
were your weak areas?
489
00:29:29,640 --> 00:29:32,215
Um... quite a lot of areas.
490
00:29:32,240 --> 00:29:36,495
Uh, I think art,
probably quite a bit of literature.
491
00:29:36,520 --> 00:29:38,255
Oh. Yeah.
Um...
492
00:29:38,280 --> 00:29:43,455
Would you like
to set your safety net at £4,000?
493
00:29:43,480 --> 00:29:45,815
Um... no. If that's OK,
494
00:29:45,840 --> 00:29:47,735
I'm going to carry on
and see where we get to.
495
00:29:47,760 --> 00:29:49,135
OK, here's your question.
496
00:29:51,320 --> 00:29:54,735
READS QUESTION
497
00:29:58,000 --> 00:30:02,015
READS OPTIONS
498
00:30:06,600 --> 00:30:08,015
OK, let's just work it out.
499
00:30:08,040 --> 00:30:11,215
So, the four internal angles
of the square.
500
00:30:11,240 --> 00:30:14,935
So that's the thing
inside the... right angles.
501
00:30:14,960 --> 00:30:16,615
So that's 90 degrees.
502
00:30:16,640 --> 00:30:19,095
So nine, 18, 27, 36.
503
00:30:20,240 --> 00:30:24,215
So... it's got to be 360.
504
00:30:24,240 --> 00:30:28,455
Final answer. I hope I'm not...
this is my problem,
505
00:30:28,480 --> 00:30:32,095
I can sometimes be over-confident.
Nine, 18, 27, 36.
506
00:30:32,120 --> 00:30:34,695
360. D. Final answer.
507
00:30:37,680 --> 00:30:41,255
Mm, unnecessarily, that's the right
answer. Oh, good. Yeah. Well done.
508
00:30:41,280 --> 00:30:42,895
APPLAUSE
509
00:30:42,920 --> 00:30:45,695
That's it, you've got £4,000.
Woo-hoo.
510
00:30:47,640 --> 00:30:50,775
Would you like
to set your safety net at 8,000?
511
00:30:50,800 --> 00:30:52,535
Uh, no, if that's OK.
512
00:30:52,560 --> 00:30:55,695
In the olden days, you had a natural
safety net at 32, didn't you?
513
00:30:55,720 --> 00:30:58,175
That's right. I'm going to...
Now you can choose. Yeah.
514
00:30:58,200 --> 00:31:01,935
That... my, my, my plan is to try
and get there, so... 32? Yeah.
515
00:31:01,960 --> 00:31:03,135
Right. Let's have a look.
516
00:31:03,160 --> 00:31:04,935
It's quite fun, this,
isn't it, though?
517
00:31:04,960 --> 00:31:06,255
Yeah, it's really good fun.
518
00:31:06,280 --> 00:31:07,935
Oh, come on.
It's just a great show.
519
00:31:07,960 --> 00:31:10,655
Still my favourite,
um, of all the quiz shows.
520
00:31:10,680 --> 00:31:15,375
Right, now,
this is your question for £8,000.
521
00:31:15,400 --> 00:31:18,295
OK. Come on, Clarks on.
Let's have it.
522
00:31:18,320 --> 00:31:20,255
READS QUESTION
523
00:31:30,080 --> 00:31:32,695
READS OPTIONS
524
00:31:38,520 --> 00:31:40,615
They're all brilliant actors.
525
00:31:41,920 --> 00:31:44,175
I've got... My initial thought
is Michael Sheen.
526
00:31:44,200 --> 00:31:46,295
I think he did Tony Blair.
527
00:31:49,320 --> 00:31:51,495
I don't know whether he's... uh,
the Carry On thing,
528
00:31:51,520 --> 00:31:54,735
I don't know, I'm assuming maybe
like Kenneth Williams.
529
00:31:54,760 --> 00:31:59,255
And I thi... did he do...
did he do Chris Tarrant?
530
00:31:59,280 --> 00:32:01,935
On this program me? Did he do that?
531
00:32:01,960 --> 00:32:05,375
I know you're here.
Uh... you can't do that, can you?
532
00:32:05,400 --> 00:32:07,215
I know you can't answer,
but I'm just using you
533
00:32:07,240 --> 00:32:09,415
as a sort of sounding board.
534
00:32:09,440 --> 00:32:13,335
It's a very good face
you've got on there, by the way.
535
00:32:13,360 --> 00:32:17,535
OK, uh,
Jason Watkins... is brilliant,
536
00:32:17,560 --> 00:32:20,575
but he tends to play serial killers.
537
00:32:20,600 --> 00:32:22,975
Kenneth Branagh, I don't think so.
538
00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:25,775
I'm pretty sure
it's not Benedict Cumberbatch.
539
00:32:31,720 --> 00:32:35,495
So, you do have all four lifelines.
Yeah, I know, I know.
540
00:32:35,520 --> 00:32:36,495
Ugh!
541
00:32:39,280 --> 00:32:41,815
CHUCKLES: Ah:!
542
00:32:48,880 --> 00:32:52,255
Take your time.
Final answer, Michael Sheen.
543
00:32:52,280 --> 00:32:54,535
Take your time, I just said.
544
00:32:54,560 --> 00:32:56,975
Which prompted
the Michael Sheen answer.
545
00:32:57,000 --> 00:32:58,455
Please be right.
546
00:33:00,840 --> 00:33:03,575
Oh, it's right.
I was just taunting you.
547
00:33:03,600 --> 00:33:05,615
Well done.
Yeah, £8,000 and no lifelines used.
548
00:33:05,640 --> 00:33:09,135
Well done.
APPLAUSE
549
00:33:09,160 --> 00:33:10,855
No...
I'm going to blame you for that,
550
00:33:10,880 --> 00:33:13,055
cos you put doubt in my mind
with your stony face.
551
00:33:13,080 --> 00:33:15,295
Oh, the stony face,
but he was, as you say,
552
00:33:15,320 --> 00:33:17,335
Tony Blair, uh,
he was Kenneth Williams... Was he?
553
00:33:17,360 --> 00:33:19,535
...and he was Chris Tarrant, so...
OK, there you go.
554
00:33:19,560 --> 00:33:21,735
Right, I'm in the zone now,
come on, let's go, crack on.
555
00:33:21,760 --> 00:33:23,535
You're in the zone.
Let's stick to it. Right.
556
00:33:23,560 --> 00:33:26,295
Yeah. OK.
Safety net at 16,000?
557
00:33:26,320 --> 00:33:28,175
Still got
all four lifelines remaining.
558
00:33:28,200 --> 00:33:30,455
I'm going to continue
with the gut and say no. OK-doke.
559
00:33:30,480 --> 00:33:31,815
This is the question.
560
00:33:34,440 --> 00:33:36,695
READS QUESTION
561
00:33:40,120 --> 00:33:41,895
READS OPTIONS
562
00:33:46,760 --> 00:33:48,775
That's where they go for Christmas,
isn't it?
563
00:33:48,800 --> 00:33:51,295
The Royal family goes there
for Christmas.
564
00:33:53,800 --> 00:33:56,575
I'm guessing you've covered plenty
of stories from there.
565
00:33:56,600 --> 00:33:58,735
I've never been to Sandringham,
but...
566
00:33:58,760 --> 00:34:02,055
Well, very few people have.
567
00:34:04,280 --> 00:34:08,735
OK. Let's go,
uh, Ask The Audience, please.
568
00:34:08,760 --> 00:34:13,255
OK, audience,
on your keypads, please.
569
00:34:13,280 --> 00:34:14,455
Uh, this is the question.
570
00:34:14,480 --> 00:34:16,935
READS QUESTION
571
00:34:18,560 --> 00:34:21,015
READS OPTIONS
572
00:34:23,760 --> 00:34:26,135
And if you'd all vote now, please.
573
00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:38,575
Right, where are we?
574
00:34:38,600 --> 00:34:42,655
Norwich has got nearly 60%...
Yeah. ..of the vote.
575
00:34:42,680 --> 00:34:44,855
Little over a fifth
have gone for York.
576
00:34:44,880 --> 00:34:47,455
Should've trusted the gut,
shouldn't I? Mm.
577
00:34:53,920 --> 00:34:57,015
Just sizing up this audience.
They're in the dark again now.
578
00:34:57,040 --> 00:35:00,335
Do you know what?
I... I know I'm here on my own,
579
00:35:00,360 --> 00:35:05,815
but I love a team game,
and I feel that we, together,
580
00:35:05,840 --> 00:35:10,055
as a... the combined minds
can get this one right,
581
00:35:10,080 --> 00:35:13,215
so I'm going to final answer it,
Norwich.
582
00:35:15,400 --> 00:35:17,015
Well done, audience, well done, you.
583
00:35:17,040 --> 00:35:18,735
That is the right answer.
584
00:35:18,760 --> 00:35:20,455
APPLAUSE
585
00:35:20,480 --> 00:35:24,095
You're absolutely right, it's, um,
it's where they go for Christmas,
586
00:35:24,120 --> 00:35:27,335
and they have their presents
on Christmas Eve.
587
00:35:27,360 --> 00:35:29,735
Because they are, of course, German.
588
00:35:29,760 --> 00:35:31,895
Right.
APPLAUSE
589
00:35:31,920 --> 00:35:32,975
It's, it's a German thing,
590
00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:35,175
that they have their presents
on Christmas Eve and,
591
00:35:35,200 --> 00:35:38,135
and they do it in the Royal family.
Anyway... Right, thank you for that.
592
00:35:38,160 --> 00:35:40,935
Uh, it's time to take a break.
join us in a few moments
593
00:35:40,960 --> 00:35:43,695
for the final part of tonight's
Who Wants To Be A Millionaire.
594
00:35:43,720 --> 00:35:45,695
APPLAUSE
595
00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:01,975
Then they all chased badgers around.
Right.
596
00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:05,295
Welcome back to the final part
of Who Wants To Be A Millionaire.
597
00:36:05,320 --> 00:36:07,335
We're here with, uh, Dan Walker.
598
00:36:07,360 --> 00:36:12,335
He's on £16,000, but you have
three lifelines remaining. OK.
599
00:36:12,360 --> 00:36:16,375
Um, would you like
to set your safety net at 32,000?
600
00:36:16,400 --> 00:36:18,015
I think I would.
OK.
601
00:36:18,040 --> 00:36:22,935
Could we set the second safety net,
please, computer, at £32,000?
602
00:36:24,360 --> 00:36:25,535
Right, that's locked in.
603
00:36:25,560 --> 00:36:28,415
Now let's see if we can get you
there, and this is the question.
604
00:36:30,680 --> 00:36:33,655
READS QUESTION
605
00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:40,935
READS OPTIONS
606
00:36:46,200 --> 00:36:48,015
I think it's Cold play.
607
00:36:56,040 --> 00:36:57,655
I went to see Oasis at Knebworth.
608
00:36:59,560 --> 00:37:02,055
Ancl I remember Noel said
on-stage at Knebworth about...
609
00:37:02,080 --> 00:37:04,455
that he didn't like
Glastonbury that much.
610
00:37:05,880 --> 00:37:09,695
Is this your area
of musical expertise?
611
00:37:09,720 --> 00:37:12,015
Or your...?
Oasis. Oasis, basically. Hmm.
612
00:37:12,040 --> 00:37:15,335
Uh, right,
what I'm going to do is, uh,
613
00:37:15,360 --> 00:37:18,535
I'm going to phone my friend,
Ed Hoyland,
614
00:37:18,560 --> 00:37:23,135
who I went to Knebworth with
in 1996 to watch Oasis.
615
00:37:23,160 --> 00:37:25,815
And... OK.
..uh, hopefully he'll know.
616
00:37:25,840 --> 00:37:28,535
I'm, I'm, I'm pretty sure
it's Cold play, but we'll see.
617
00:37:28,560 --> 00:37:32,735
Well, let's see what Ed thinks.
OK, can we, uh, give him a call?
618
00:37:32,760 --> 00:37:33,895
Who is he? Mate?
619
00:37:33,920 --> 00:37:36,895
He's, um, when you... I, I turned up
at university in Sheffield,
620
00:37:36,920 --> 00:37:38,655
he was in the room,
we were roommates,
621
00:37:38,680 --> 00:37:39,895
I ended up being his best man,
622
00:37:39,920 --> 00:37:43,295
and we're still really good
friends... Oh. ..many years on.
623
00:37:43,320 --> 00:37:45,455
So you were at Sheffield Uni then?
I was. Yeah.
624
00:37:45,480 --> 00:37:46,895
I was at Richmond College then.
625
00:37:46,920 --> 00:37:48,335
Were you?
Doing journalism.
626
00:37:48,360 --> 00:37:50,175
Oh, lovely.
Yeah.
627
00:37:50,200 --> 00:37:52,695
'Hello.'
Hi, Ed?
628
00:37:52,720 --> 00:37:55,375
'Hello, Jeremy Clarks on?'
Yes, it's Jeremy Clarks on
629
00:37:55,400 --> 00:37:56,855
from Who Wants To Be A Millionaire.
630
00:37:56,880 --> 00:37:59,015
We're here with Dan,
as I'm sure you know.
631
00:37:59,040 --> 00:38:00,615
Right, here's how it works, Dan.
632
00:38:00,640 --> 00:38:02,335
In a sec, I'm going
to hand it over to you,
633
00:38:02,360 --> 00:38:03,695
and you will have...
Yeah.
634
00:38:03,720 --> 00:38:05,695
...30 seconds
to read out that question,
635
00:38:05,720 --> 00:38:08,095
the four mercifully short answers,
636
00:38:08,120 --> 00:38:10,295
leaving Ed enough time
to have a think, OK?
637
00:38:10,320 --> 00:38:14,215
30 seconds is not long, so both
of you get, get your skates on.
638
00:38:14,240 --> 00:38:16,855
Ready? Yeah.
Your time starts now.
639
00:38:16,880 --> 00:38:18,615
Hoyland...
READS QUESTION
640
00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:22,855
READS OPTIONS
641
00:38:25,880 --> 00:38:30,375
'Before you read those four out,
um, I was already saying Cold play.'
642
00:38:30,400 --> 00:38:33,455
Same here. 'I think that's
the most likely, brother.' Yeah.
643
00:38:33,480 --> 00:38:35,695
Um, I'm... when I heard
the question, I was like
644
00:38:35,720 --> 00:38:37,015
nine out of ten it's Cold play.
645
00:38:37,040 --> 00:38:39,455
You, you on nine?
'Yeah, definitely.
646
00:38:39,480 --> 00:38:42,655
'The only other option could be
The Killers, but I think...' Yeah.
647
00:38:42,680 --> 00:38:45,495
'..That they have appeared on
other stages more predominantly.'
648
00:38:45,520 --> 00:38:47,175
Same here.
'Cold play, I would go for.'
649
00:38:47,200 --> 00:38:49,135
I feel the same. Thank you.
See you later. Um...
650
00:38:49,160 --> 00:38:51,975
IMITATES YORKSHIRE ACCENT:
Oh, take the men out of Yorkshire,
651
00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:54,015
but they do go on...
Ooh, we do like that.
652
00:38:54,040 --> 00:38:56,215
I tell you what...
Ah, listen, listen, brother.
653
00:38:56,240 --> 00:39:00,455
I thought it'd be... before it even
come up, I tell you what...
654
00:39:00,480 --> 00:39:03,095
Don't you dare take the mickey
out of a good Yorkshire man.
655
00:39:03,120 --> 00:39:05,695
He's from Thirsk in North Yorkshire,
and he knows his...
656
00:39:05,720 --> 00:39:07,935
Well, I'm from Doncaster
in South Yorkshire,
657
00:39:07,960 --> 00:39:09,535
so I'm entitled if I want,
658
00:39:09,560 --> 00:39:11,855
to go on like this
all bloody day long, and will.
659
00:39:11,880 --> 00:39:14,575
Do you know, we had the same thought
there, both of us went Cold play.
660
00:39:14,600 --> 00:39:16,775
Thee-a? You mean thee-a?
Thee-a. Thee-a.
661
00:39:16,800 --> 00:39:19,015
We went... Same thought thee-a.
Had same thought thee-a.
662
00:39:19,040 --> 00:39:20,615
Uh, Cold play, Jeremy.
663
00:39:20,640 --> 00:39:23,095
Final answer?
Yeah, whack it in.
664
00:39:23,120 --> 00:39:24,415
LAUGHTER
665
00:39:24,440 --> 00:39:27,175
That's right, well done.
666
00:39:28,720 --> 00:39:31,695
You've made it to that safety net.
667
00:39:33,920 --> 00:39:38,735
Well done, Ed. You used, uh, no
words that were strictly necessary.
668
00:39:38,760 --> 00:39:40,455
But we got there in t'end.
669
00:39:40,480 --> 00:39:41,815
Right, here we are.
Yes. OK.
670
00:39:41,840 --> 00:39:46,015
Now... So that means
£32,000 in the can. Yeah.
671
00:39:46,040 --> 00:39:47,295
Whatever happens from here...
672
00:39:47,320 --> 00:39:49,135
That's the minimum
you're going away with.
673
00:39:49,160 --> 00:39:50,375
That's, that's great news.
674
00:39:50,400 --> 00:39:52,575
Yeah, well done, Dan, that's good.
That's good.
675
00:39:52,600 --> 00:39:54,375
And you've now got a free shot
at 64,000.
676
00:39:54,400 --> 00:39:56,575
OK. And you've still got
two lifelines remaining.
677
00:39:56,600 --> 00:40:00,375
Uh, OK, here... Yeah.
..Is your £64,000 question.
678
00:40:03,120 --> 00:40:05,375
READS QUESTION
679
00:40:12,720 --> 00:40:16,295
READS OPTIONS
680
00:40:22,600 --> 00:40:24,935
Oh, clear, that's a toughie,
isn't it?
681
00:40:28,880 --> 00:40:31,895
Right, let's have a think.
"Hell is other people."
682
00:40:38,560 --> 00:40:40,855
You're a well-read individual,
aren't you?
683
00:40:40,880 --> 00:40:42,655
I reckon you know your stuff.
684
00:40:42,680 --> 00:40:44,975
I'm going to ask you
to help me, please.
685
00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:47,015
OK, um, here's what I think.
686
00:40:47,040 --> 00:40:51,815
Yeah. Um, I've got to be honest,
I don't know.
687
00:40:51,840 --> 00:40:56,895
OK, that's fine.
I mean, you've got 50/50 left. Yeah.
688
00:40:56,920 --> 00:40:58,055
What are your thoughts?
689
00:40:58,080 --> 00:41:01,295
Well, Chekhov has never written
anything that interesting...
690
00:41:01,320 --> 00:41:03,175
Yeah, that's... I was, I was...
..or brief.
691
00:41:03,200 --> 00:41:04,815
I was discounting Chekhov.
692
00:41:04,840 --> 00:41:06,415
I went, I went to see
the Three Sisters
693
00:41:06,440 --> 00:41:08,615
only because Kristine Scott Thomas
was in it.
694
00:41:08,640 --> 00:41:12,135
God, it's boring.
No, I mean really boring,
695
00:41:12,160 --> 00:41:15,575
like unbel... it's about three
women who want to go to Moscow
696
00:41:15,600 --> 00:41:18,095
and then they don't go,
and that's it.
697
00:41:18,120 --> 00:41:20,775
So I can't imagine that he was...
he wrote anything,
698
00:41:20,800 --> 00:41:23,855
but I, uh, he could've done.
jean-Paul Sartre?
699
00:41:26,160 --> 00:41:29,295
I was, I was favouring
the right-hand side of the screen.
700
00:41:29,320 --> 00:41:32,495
I don't know anything about
Bertolt Brecht, that's the trouble.
701
00:41:32,520 --> 00:41:34,495
Uh, Ibsen, God.
Did he write The Seagull?
702
00:41:34,520 --> 00:41:39,935
Was that another one of
Chekhov's dreary, dreary tones?
703
00:41:39,960 --> 00:41:42,855
I'm of no use to you at all here.
That's all right. I'm really sorry.
704
00:41:42,880 --> 00:41:44,495
I, I thought I'd ask you anyway...
705
00:41:44,520 --> 00:41:48,055
They are all catastrophic dullards,
those four.
706
00:41:48,080 --> 00:41:51,495
That's all I know, and that's why
I'm not familiar with their works,
707
00:41:51,520 --> 00:41:53,895
so that is my final answer.
708
00:41:56,240 --> 00:41:58,735
Well, that was spectacularly
helpful, thank you very much.
709
00:41:58,760 --> 00:42:00,415
Really sorry about that.
Really sorry.
710
00:42:00,440 --> 00:42:02,615
Uh, I've got to,
I've got to throw a 50/50 at it.
711
00:42:02,640 --> 00:42:04,455
Um, can I do that as well,
if that's OK?
712
00:42:04,480 --> 00:42:06,255
You looked like
you were a man of knowledge,
713
00:42:06,280 --> 00:42:08,255
so I thought you'd know off
the top of your head.
714
00:42:08,280 --> 00:42:09,855
Oh, I have a vast well of knowledge,
715
00:42:09,880 --> 00:42:12,655
which those, they're all boring,
but that's it.
716
00:42:12,680 --> 00:42:14,855
Um, so do you want to do your 50150'?
717
00:42:14,880 --> 00:42:16,655
I would like, yes.
May as well.
718
00:42:16,680 --> 00:42:20,575
OK, computer, could we take
away two wrong answers, please?
719
00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:27,695
Right. Here's what I'm thinking.
720
00:42:27,720 --> 00:42:29,615
At this stage of the competition,
721
00:42:29,640 --> 00:42:31,175
the questions are tough,
aren't they?
722
00:42:31,200 --> 00:42:35,175
And I feel that you're wanting...
my, my head is being dragged
723
00:42:35,200 --> 00:42:37,295
towards jean-Paul Sartre.
724
00:42:38,560 --> 00:42:40,775
But I actually feel the answer
might be Henrik Ibsen.
725
00:42:40,800 --> 00:42:42,775
I don't have the knowledge
to back any of that up,
726
00:42:42,800 --> 00:42:44,895
other than wild gesticulation.
727
00:42:48,560 --> 00:42:52,095
If I get this wrong,
I've still got £32,000. Exactly.
728
00:42:54,160 --> 00:42:55,975
And nothing to lose.
Nothing to lose.
729
00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:58,575
50/50 shout.
That's why the 50/50 lifeline was...
730
00:42:58,600 --> 00:43:00,775
Yeah. ..cos you had a 25% chance
of being right.
731
00:43:00,800 --> 00:43:02,695
You now have a 50% chance
of being right.
732
00:43:02,720 --> 00:43:06,735
You literally just do that,
and... you won't lose a penny.
733
00:43:06,760 --> 00:43:09,855
You could get 64,000, you might know
the answer to the next question,
734
00:43:09,880 --> 00:43:11,895
in which case you're going back
to Sheffield
735
00:43:11,920 --> 00:43:14,535
with 125, which would be great.
OK.
736
00:43:17,280 --> 00:43:18,735
Come on, lbbo, don't let me down.
737
00:43:18,760 --> 00:43:20,655
Final answer, Henrik Ibsen, B.
738
00:43:22,280 --> 00:43:25,455
OK, computer, can you reveal
the correct answer, please?
739
00:43:27,560 --> 00:43:29,775
Ooh.
Aww.
740
00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:34,815
Really sorry about that, Dan.
Aw. Really sorry about that.
741
00:43:34,840 --> 00:43:37,015
It's from one, and I'm sure
you're not listening,
742
00:43:37,040 --> 00:43:39,575
but from a play called No Exit,
I bet that's interesting.
743
00:43:39,600 --> 00:43:43,575
The fact is, though, Dan Walker,
you are leaving here with £32,000.
744
00:43:43,600 --> 00:43:46,135
Well done. Thank you very much.
Well done. Thank you.
745
00:43:46,160 --> 00:43:47,135
APPLAUSE
746
00:43:49,000 --> 00:43:51,575
It's been fun having you.
Thank you, Jeremy.
747
00:43:51,600 --> 00:43:54,495
And I hope the, um, the hospital
in Sheffield makes good use of it.
748
00:43:54,520 --> 00:43:57,495
Ladies and gentlemen, Dan Walker.
Thank you, everyone. Well done.
749
00:43:57,520 --> 00:43:59,175
APPLAUSE
750
00:43:59,200 --> 00:44:01,295
Yeah, yeah, it's that way.
751
00:44:05,040 --> 00:44:07,935
And I'm afraid that's all
we've got time for tonight.
752
00:44:07,960 --> 00:44:11,255
We will be back soon, though, but,
until then, take care. Good night.
753
00:44:11,280 --> 00:44:12,815
APPLAUSE
754
00:44:14,480 --> 00:44:16,255
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