CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Everybody. Thank you so much. What a welcome.
Very kind.
Hello, and welcome to a Who Wants To Be A Millionaire Celebrity Special.
Our first contestant is a nurse turned BAFTA award-winning comedian
and actor, who has walked across Britain,
played the organ at the Albert Hall, and been a bell ringer.
But can she win a million pounds?
Let's find out, as we welcomejo Brand.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Hello. Hello. Have a seat.
Welcome. Thank you.
Hello, hello, hello. AUDIENCE: Hello!
You've got your coat on.
Going to make an early exit, are you?
It's my fault. I keep the studio at minus four degrees. Oh, OK.
Um, as I've just said, you are a comedian,
and you've got four British Comedy awards.
Writer, actor, host of Bake Off Extra Slice.
Indeed. I'm going to talk you through the rules.
Uh, 15 questions to a million pounds, as before.
You've got four lifelines.
50/50, Phone A Friend, Ask The Audience, or ask me, Ask The Host,
if there's a question you think I might know the answer to.
Right. Uh, and then you've got two safety nets.
One's at £1,000. And then you choose where the second one goes, OK?
I'll ask you before each question comes up.
But once you've set it, there's no going back, it's there, OK?
All right, you ready? Yeah.
OK, let's play Who Wants To Be A Millionaire.
Right, this is for £100.
Oh, OK.
You should get this. READS QUESTION
READS OPTIONS
Uh, I think that's possibly cracker. Final answer.
And the right answer, so there's £100.
APPLAUSE
This is for £200.
READS QUESTION
READS OPTIONS
SH E EXHALES
Um, I'd say it's probably Nick, final answer.
And I'd say that's 200 quid.
APPLAUSE
Good.
This is for £300.
READS QUESTION
READS OPTIONS
Ooh, I'd say that's papier mache, final answer.
Yeah, 300 quid. APPLAUSE
£500 question.
READS QUESTION
READS OPTIONS
Uh, obviously I haven't got 20/20. It's, uh, sight.
Final answer. And that's £500.
APPLAUSE
Um, OK, this is your last chance to go away empty-handed.
Let's hope you don't do that. Here comes your £1,000 question.
READS QUESTION
READS OPTIONS
That is, uh, Dover. Final answer.
And that's £1,000. Well done. APPLAUSE
Um, although... you're not getting any of it,
because you're here playing for charity.
Which charity are you supporting?
I am supporting the Oxford, uh, Kidney Unit Trust,
and it's a charity which helps younger people
who have had to have kidney transplants manage their lives,
because obviously it's so much more catastrophic for them...
Yeah. ..cos they want to go out and have fun.
Well, let's hope you win them a lot of money. Let's hope so.
Right, so, here we go.
Would you like to set your second safety net at £2,000?
The answer to that is no, you wouldn't. No.
There you go. Thanks.
See, I'm helping you already.
OK, here comes the question.
READS QUESTION
READS OPTIONS
Ugh, clear, um, I don't really know anything about anything like this,
but I, I can have a good guess at it.
But is that a good idea? Um...
You've got all four lifelines,
which exist for this very, um, situation.
It seems terrible to... Because I have a very slight doubt in myself,
about one percent,
but would you use a lifeline if you had a one percent doubt?
Oh, God, now I think it's all of them. Um...
LAUGHTER Oh, go on, let's ask you, then.
OK, here's what I think.
Actually I don't think it, I know it's Facebook. Um...
I thought as much, but I just... Yeah. ..had a little wobble
and almost wet myself, so I thought I'd better ask you.
No, no, you're f... you're fine.
It's Facebook, and that is my final answer.
And now you've got to say what you want to do.
I want to do what you've just said. Is that your final answer?
Yes, it's my final answer, too. OK.
Computer, can you reveal the correct answer?
Yay, that's worth a spin. APPLAUSE
Thanks so much.
I love it when people ask me early on.
I can now relax, I've got no more work to do.
Um, would you like to set your safety net at 4,000?
Looking like I should, isn't it?
Um, no, I've got a few more lifelines... Yeah. ...haven't I?
So no. Remember, it used to be at 32,000 in the olden days.
Oh, I know. Absolutely.
OK, here's your question for £4,000.
READS QUESTION
READS OPTIONS
Well, I'd use any of those, but... HE CH UCKLES
...um, I think, uh, pumice, my final answer.
And the correct answer. Well done. £4,000.
APPLAUSE £4,000
Um, what are the areas you hope crop up?
What are your strong suits? Takeaways.
LAUGHTER
How to be rubbish at losing weight.
Um... So dietary supplements and takeaways.
OK, what would be your weak areas?
The things that I find most hard to remember,
really, are sporting facts.
Yeah. So if someone said to me, "Who won this in what year?"
I... my brain would just empty.
So that... the sort of thing, years, and facts.
Oh, did it? Cos, uh, uh, uh...
Without wishing to be rude, we're sort of the same age. Um...
Do you find that nine...
up to about 1995, relatively easy to get those,
and then 1995 to now all happened in three minutes?
Yeah, totally. It did.
Or if someone says 2005 was, oh, um, 20 years ago.
No, it wasn't, it was ten minutes ago.
I know. Anyway... It's terrifying.
Right, got that cleared up.
We haven't, but nevertheless we're moving on.
Would you like to set your safety net at £8,000?
Let's say no. OK. Here's the question.
READS QUESTION
READS OPTIONS
SHE SIGHS
Well, I th... I think I can rule two of them out,
cos I've never heard of them,
and I think I would've heard of that.
Ancl then the other two that I can't rule out,
it's just that I've heard of one of them,
and I th... Who haven't you heard of?
I haven't heard of Frank Abagnale junior.
Mm-hm. Or Jordan Belfort.
Should I have clone? Have you heard of them?
Yeah. Oh. OK.
Big time. You've heard of them big time?
Yeah, literally everyone in the world, but never mind.
Apart from you.
Let me ask the man with the coat on.
LAUGHTER
He's now in the darkness. Hiya. So you can't see him. I know.
And you're not allowed to address the audience about these things
while we're in game play.
What's the answer? No! What's the answer?
Sorry. That's, I mean, subtle coughing's one thing,
but simply asking people in the audience is not allowed,
I must be most strict on that.
Well, I, I don't think it's A or C, put it like that.
The only one I recognise as one, as a scheme, is Ponzi.
But... man in the coat, cough if I'm right.
LAUGHTER
Sorry. Sorry.
Oh, my G... I w...
I was hoping not to have to ask anyone anything by this point,
but obviously my, my brain has just emptied
and all that's in there now is doughnuts.
Surname, isn't it?
Belfort-scheme. Abagnale junior-scheme.
Madoff-scheme. I don't think it's any of those,
but I just don't know whether to take the risk or not.
Well, if you do and you get it wrong, you lose £3,000".
...um, which would be disastrous to the, um... kidney charity of Oxford.
Oh, don't put it like that.
Well... All right, I'll ask...
But if you get it right, obviously you, um, you win.
How many asky... what a skies have I got left?
You've got your 50/50, you've got your Phone A Friend,
and you've got Asking The Audience. Oh, I forgot about 50/50.
Yeah. It's on your screen.
What about 75/25?
LAUGHTER
Have you got... well, have you got that?
No? OK. You can't negotiate. Those are, those are your options.
All right. All right, 50/50, please.
OK-doke, computer, could we take away two wrong answers, please?
Oh, I'm going to have to go for Ponzi, then.
That's my final answer.
And the right answer. Well done.
APPLAUSE
Wasn't, um, wasn't actually invented by Charles Ponzi, um,
but it was... it's... he's associated with it.
Did you know that? Yes.
Man in the coat? Did you know that? No.
Literally everybody knows that one apart from you.
Literally everybody does not know that,
cos man in the coat doesn't know, and neither do I.
Man in the coat? He's 500 years old. LAUGHTER
Anyway, listen. Um, it's time to take a break.
We shall be back in a few moments. See you then.
APPLAUSE
So you use panty liners to mop up spills.
Anyway, welcome back to Who Wants To Be A Millionaire.
We're here with jo Brand. She is on... What are you on?
£8,000, uh, you have two lifelines remaining.
Uh, and I'm now going to ask
if you want to set your safety net at £16,000?
Uh, how many lifelines? I've got two? Two. Oh, right.
You've got Phone A Friend... I won't, then.
You won't? OK-doke.
Here comes your question.
READS QUESTION
READS OPTIONS
Well, it's not a bird and it's not a fish.
And I'm pretty sure... 'R's sort of... furry.
So... But I think that little reptiles,
it's like bobbing up and down and speaking,
I'm trying to catch you out, I'm trying to catch you out,
and I'm really a reptile.
So, I don't know. Um, tapir.
It's sort of like a... Mm, it's kind of like an anteater, isn't it?
I th... Is it a tapir like an anteater?
Can't you just wink at me if I'm on the right track?
I spend hours before every show practising my poker face.
Oh, at the risk of disgracing myself
and joining the ranks of disgraced people,
I'm going to say mammal, and that's my final answer.
And the right answer. Well done.
APPLAUSE £16,000!
It says here it's a large plant-eating mammal similar in shape
to a pig with short-nosed trunk.
Sounds like my husband.
LAUGHTER Sorry, clear.
I think you... I think it is a sort of anteater-y thing.
In my mind, it eats ants. It's got a... Hasn't it got a...
I think it does. ..trunky thing?
Anyway, it's a mammal, and that's what matters.
Now, then, would you like to set your safety net
in the traditional place of £32,000?
I think I would, yes, please. OK-doke.
Computer, could we set the second safety net at 32,000?
That's that done and locked in, and now we've got to get you there.
And this is the question.
READS QUESTION
READS OPTIONS
Now, this is a function of being old.
I read about this about three weeks ago,
and I can't remember who it was.
Um...
I, I think for what I vaguely remember, it's either...
...Taylor Swift or Katy Perry.
Have I still got audience?
You can Ask The Audience or you can Phone A Friend.
See, I don't think either of my friends will know that... Mm.
...COS...
The audience, I think some of them might do, I'm hoping.
So let's ask the audience, please.
OK, audience, on your keypads, please.
Uh, this is the question.
READS QUESTION
If you could all vote now, please.
Oh, right, so, 52%,
um, just over half have gone for Taylor Swift.
37 have gone for Britney.
With very little numbers for... Ariana and... ..Ariana and Katy.
Well, I know... I mean, I know that, sort of, Taylor Swift,
out of all those, has really kind of got like a handle on her career,
and gets kind of very angry about, you know,
the kind of power of the music business and people that own stuff.
So, audience, I think I'm probably going to go for that.
Ancl if you've got it wrong, I'm going to come round
and individually sit on all your laps.
LAUGHTER
I'm going to come around and sit on all their laps,
and have a little wee on all of them.
LAUGHTER
Personalised wee from jo if you're wrong.
So, she was one of the ones that I thought it might be, so...
Oh, God, fingers crossed. Audience, come on.
Ancl if you're wrong, we're all going down the pub
to get absolutely off our faces afterwards, all right?
Is it your final answer? Taylor Swift, final answer.
Well done, you, well done, audience, that's the right answer.
APPLAUSE
Woo. Um...
and what that means is you've reached your safety net, £32,000,
you've got a lifeline remaining,
but even without it, you've got a free shot at 64.
So, let's have a look at the question, shall we?
READS QUESTION
READS OPTIONS
Right, well, I know where all of those are.
But I don't know whi... how the cities compare to each other.
So, the Uffizi Gallery is Florence, the Trevi Fountain is Rome,
the Rialto Bridge is Venice,
and La Scala is Milan.
I can't even remember where Rome is in relation to Florence, so...
Hang on, where's Venice?
Oh, bloody hell, I don't know.
They're sort, sort of all in a big blur to me,
so can I, can I ask, uh, a lifeline-y person?
Yeah, you can phone a friend.
Um... in that case, let's just hope he's good at Italy.
Is it somebody called Giovanni Fabrizio?
It might be useful.
Uh, yes, it's someone called Pavarotti.
Um, no, uh, it's someone called Nick Hancock.
Nick Hancock, as in Nick Hancock? As in Nick Hancock, yeah.
As in Nick Hancock, right, fine. Could we call Nick, please?
So, I mean, Nick's got a holiday property next to the Yentob's...
Let's hope so. Yeah. Tuscany. Umbria.
'Hello?' Hi, Nick? 'Hi.'
Hi, Jeremy Clarks on here from Who Wants To Be A Millionaire.
'Ooh, very good to speak to you.'
Uh, you, too. Now, we've got, uh, )0 here,
as I'm sure you know. 'Oh, how you doing?'
Uh, can I just check that you've got someone there from our office,
making sure you're not looking stuff up online?
'Absolutely I have, they're standing right in front of me, filming me,
'so I can't cheat.' They don't need to film you,
but that's OK, that's each to his own.
What you get up to in the privacy of your own home is, is fine, Nick.
'I guess, I guess I'm not a very trustworthy person.'
Yeah. OK, um, here's how it works,jo.
In a second, I'm going to hand it over to you
and you'll have 30 seconds, which is a tiny amount of time,
to read out that question and the four possible answers,
leaving Nick enough time to have a think. All right? You ready? OK.
OK, your time starts now. Hi, Nick.
READS QUESTION
READS OPTIONS
Which is furthest south?
'Uh, I, I think it's the fountain. Let's think.'
The Trevi Fountain's in Rome, isn't it?
'Yes, and Rome is further south than...
'well, it's further south than I think, if you know what I mean.'
Or Milan? 'Um...'
Like I said, 30 seconds is really...
Yeah, not long, is it? ..not long.
He said the Trevi Fountain. He did.
So Rome is further south than... where the hell's Milan?
I can sort of remember the others vaguely.
OK, let's go with what he said because then, if it's wrong,
I can go around to his house and give him such a pasting after this.
Yeah. Is that your final answer?
Uh, Trevi Fountain, final answer.
Took a while, but we got there in the end. And it's right, well done.
APPLAUSE
You're absolutely right, it is Milan, Venice, Florence, and Rome,
and they're all in the north apart from Rome, which is halfway down.
Anyway, uh... Hooray for Nick Hancock.
Hooray for Nick. Well done, Nick. Thanks, Nick.
Uh, and now it's time to take a break.
We'll be back in a few moments. See you then.
Welcome back to Who Wants To Be A Millionaire.
We're here with jo Brand, she's on £64,000,
but you have no lifelines remaining.
So you're on your own from now on, there's no help.
Should we have a look at the question for...?
Just... has anyone got a bad cough? just checking.
Yes, let's have a look. £125,000.
OK, here comes your question.
READS QUESTION
READS OPTIONS
Well, I know I should be able to work that out
by process of elimination, but I'm not confident enough,
so I'm not going to go for it
and I'm going to take 64 grand, please.
Final answer? Final answer.
So, OK, as a result of your bone idleness...
LAUGHTER
...you are leaving here, jo Brand, with £64,000. Wow.
APPLAUSE
But... but...
...let's just say
you had been bothered to work it out using a process
of elimination, um,
what would you have gone for?
Well, I'd say no to Samuel Pepys cos he was later on,
I think, um, sort of, I don't know, 16, 17 of something or other.
Um, well, Lady Jane Grey, Anne Boleyn,
and Walter Raleigh are all roughly the same time, aren't they?
Uh, Elizabeth I, although going back to Henry she is.
Oh, God, I'll just take a guess. Um...
That's kind of what I'm asking. Lady Jane Grey.
You would've said Lady Jane Grey? Yeah.
If you'd had said that, you would've lost £32,000.
Well, that's good.
If, however, you'd said Walter Raleigh... Right.
...then you would now be on £125,000.
Well, there's no way I would've gone for that,
cos I had him either third or fourth, so there we go.
Glad I made that decision.
You've got £64,000, though, and that is amazing.
Ladies and gentlemen, jo Brand. Well done, jo. Well done.
CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
It's, uh, that way. Thank you very much.
OK, now, our next contestant gets up at 3:15 every morning.
So I reckon he'll make it to about 8,000 quid before he nods off.
Let's find out, as we welcome Dan Walker.
APPLAUSE
Welcome.
Look at the length of you! Sorry.
No, no, it's not that way.
I had no idea you were so long. I know, this is, uh,
this is why they make me sit down all the time, Jeremy.
Yeah, God, that's amazing.
How tall are you? Uh, six foot six.
Six-six? Yeah. No, you're lying.
You'd be two inches taller than me, just not possible.
I do think I'm shrinking, though. Yeah, it does happen. Apparently so.
Anyway, you're Dan Walker, as I've just said.
Now, I presume you know the rules?
I'm, I'm aware of them. I've seen the program me before.
I've watched you before. I know what you do, so I'm ready.
OK, good, let's play Who Wants To Be A Millionaire.
APPLAUSE
And this is your question for £100. OK.
READS QUESTION
READS OPTIONS
I'd love it to be patio, but I think it's cameo,
and, um, final answer, cameo.
And the correct answer, £100. Woo-hoe.
APPLAUSE
This is for £200. OK.
READS QUESTION
READS OPTIONS
Going to stick my neck out and go, A, dog show, final answer.
The right answer. 200 quid. APPLAUSE
Excellent.
This is for £300.
READS QUESTION
READS OPTIONS
These are quite nice so far, aren't they? Yeah.
They don't get any worse. Oh, OK, this is good.
I'm... I'm just keen to get to £1,000.
I'm going to go peak, Jeremy, final answer.
And the right answer. APPLAUSE
£500 question.
READS QUESTION
READS OPTIONS
Thankfully I've read this one, um,
and I'm pretty sure it's James And The Giant Peach.
That's my final answer. James And The Giant Peach.
And the right answer. Well done, 500 quid.
APPLAUSE
Now, this... this is your last chance to go away humiliated. OK.
Empty-handed. With nothing.
Thank you for that nice build-up. Yeah, this is your £1,000 question.
OK, come on, then.
READS QUESTION
READS OPTIONS
I think my favourite one is D, but I'm going to go with, uh, croupier.
Uh, B, as my final answer, Mr Clarks on.
And the right answer, well done. £1,000, you got it.
APPLAUSE
Woo!
Um, but, of course, it isn't your £1,000, is it?
No. Because you're here playing for charity.
Yeah. Um, which charity have you chosen?
I'm a patron of, uh, Sheffield Children's Hospital,
which, as the name explains, is in Sheffield,
but they take in patients from all over the world.
It's an amazing place.
There are incredible staff that work there,
and I think the whole point of me being here
is to try and make sure that the quality of the equipment
and the technology they have at their disposal matches the staff.
So I'd like to get as much money as I can for a brilliant hospital.
Good, well, let's, uh, let's hope you do that. Thank you.
Let's hope, let's hope you go very, very far up the ladder.
Now, with that in mind, do you want to set your safety net at £2,000?
No, I don't, if that's OK.
Righty-ho, this is the question.
READS QUESTION
READS OPTIONS
I do love a chocolate bar, actually.
Um, and I believe that, uh, Snickers was formerly known as a Marathon.
Uh, so let's go final answer, A, Snickers.
The right answer. £2,000. Good.
APPLAUSE Good.
Um, what would you say were your weak areas?
Um... quite a lot of areas.
Uh, I think art, probably quite a bit of literature.
Oh. Yeah. Um...
Would you like to set your safety net at £4,000?
Um... no. If that's OK,
I'm going to carry on and see where we get to.
OK, here's your question.
READS QUESTION
READS OPTIONS
OK, let's just work it out.
So, the four internal angles of the square.
So that's the thing inside the... right angles.
So that's 90 degrees.
So nine, 18, 27, 36.
So... it's got to be 360.
Final answer. I hope I'm not... this is my problem,
I can sometimes be over-confident. Nine, 18, 27, 36.
360. D. Final answer.
Mm, unnecessarily, that's the right answer. Oh, good. Yeah. Well done.
APPLAUSE
That's it, you've got £4,000. Woo-hoo.
Would you like to set your safety net at 8,000?
Uh, no, if that's OK.
In the olden days, you had a natural safety net at 32, didn't you?
That's right. I'm going to... Now you can choose. Yeah.
That... my, my, my plan is to try and get there, so... 32? Yeah.
Right. Let's have a look.
It's quite fun, this, isn't it, though?
Yeah, it's really good fun.
Oh, come on. It's just a great show.
Still my favourite, um, of all the quiz shows.
Right, now, this is your question for £8,000.
OK. Come on, Clarks on. Let's have it.
READS QUESTION
READS OPTIONS
They're all brilliant actors.
I've got... My initial thought is Michael Sheen.
I think he did Tony Blair.
I don't know whether he's... uh, the Carry On thing,
I don't know, I'm assuming maybe like Kenneth Williams.
And I thi... did he do... did he do Chris Tarrant?
On this program me? Did he do that?
I know you're here. Uh... you can't do that, can you?
I know you can't answer, but I'm just using you
as a sort of sounding board.
It's a very good face you've got on there, by the way.
OK, uh, Jason Watkins... is brilliant,
but he tends to play serial killers.
Kenneth Branagh, I don't think so.
I'm pretty sure it's not Benedict Cumberbatch.
So, you do have all four lifelines. Yeah, I know, I know.
Ugh!
CHUCKLES: Ah:!
Take your time. Final answer, Michael Sheen.
Take your time, I just said.
Which prompted the Michael Sheen answer.
Please be right.
Oh, it's right. I was just taunting you.
Well done. Yeah, £8,000 and no lifelines used.
Well done. APPLAUSE
No... I'm going to blame you for that,
cos you put doubt in my mind with your stony face.
Oh, the stony face, but he was, as you say,
Tony Blair, uh, he was Kenneth Williams... Was he?
...and he was Chris Tarrant, so... OK, there you go.
Right, I'm in the zone now, come on, let's go, crack on.
You're in the zone. Let's stick to it. Right.
Yeah. OK. Safety net at 16,000?
Still got all four lifelines remaining.
I'm going to continue with the gut and say no. OK-doke.
This is the question.
READS QUESTION
READS OPTIONS
That's where they go for Christmas, isn't it?
The Royal family goes there for Christmas.
I'm guessing you've covered plenty of stories from there.
I've never been to Sandringham, but...
Well, very few people have.
OK. Let's go, uh, Ask The Audience, please.
OK, audience, on your keypads, please.
Uh, this is the question.
READS QUESTION
READS OPTIONS
And if you'd all vote now, please.
Right, where are we?
Norwich has got nearly 60%... Yeah. ..of the vote.
Little over a fifth have gone for York.
Should've trusted the gut, shouldn't I? Mm.
Just sizing up this audience. They're in the dark again now.
Do you know what? I... I know I'm here on my own,
but I love a team game, and I feel that we, together,
as a... the combined minds can get this one right,
so I'm going to final answer it, Norwich.
Well done, audience, well done, you.
That is the right answer.
APPLAUSE
You're absolutely right, it's, um, it's where they go for Christmas,
and they have their presents on Christmas Eve.
Because they are, of course, German.
Right. APPLAUSE
It's, it's a German thing,
that they have their presents on Christmas Eve and,
and they do it in the Royal family. Anyway... Right, thank you for that.
Uh, it's time to take a break. join us in a few moments
for the final part of tonight's Who Wants To Be A Millionaire.
APPLAUSE
Then they all chased badgers around. Right.
Welcome back to the final part of Who Wants To Be A Millionaire.
We're here with, uh, Dan Walker.
He's on £16,000, but you have three lifelines remaining. OK.
Um, would you like to set your safety net at 32,000?
I think I would. OK.
Could we set the second safety net, please, computer, at £32,000?
Right, that's locked in.
Now let's see if we can get you there, and this is the question.
READS QUESTION
READS OPTIONS
I think it's Cold play.
I went to see Oasis at Knebworth.
Ancl I remember Noel said on-stage at Knebworth about...
that he didn't like Glastonbury that much.
Is this your area of musical expertise?
Or your...? Oasis. Oasis, basically. Hmm.
Uh, right, what I'm going to do is, uh,
I'm going to phone my friend, Ed Hoyland,
who I went to Knebworth with in 1996 to watch Oasis.
And... OK. ..uh, hopefully he'll know.
I'm, I'm, I'm pretty sure it's Cold play, but we'll see.
Well, let's see what Ed thinks. OK, can we, uh, give him a call?
Who is he? Mate?
He's, um, when you... I, I turned up at university in Sheffield,
he was in the room, we were roommates,
I ended up being his best man,
and we're still really good friends... Oh. ..many years on.
So you were at Sheffield Uni then? I was. Yeah.
I was at Richmond College then.
Were you? Doing journalism.
Oh, lovely. Yeah.
'Hello.' Hi, Ed?
'Hello, Jeremy Clarks on?' Yes, it's Jeremy Clarks on
from Who Wants To Be A Millionaire.
We're here with Dan, as I'm sure you know.
Right, here's how it works, Dan.
In a sec, I'm going to hand it over to you,
and you will have... Yeah.
...30 seconds to read out that question,
the four mercifully short answers,
leaving Ed enough time to have a think, OK?
30 seconds is not long, so both of you get, get your skates on.
Ready? Yeah. Your time starts now.
Hoyland... READS QUESTION
READS OPTIONS
'Before you read those four out, um, I was already saying Cold play.'
Same here. 'I think that's the most likely, brother.' Yeah.
Um, I'm... when I heard the question, I was like
nine out of ten it's Cold play.
You, you on nine? 'Yeah, definitely.
'The only other option could be The Killers, but I think...' Yeah.
'..That they have appeared on other stages more predominantly.'
Same here. 'Cold play, I would go for.'
I feel the same. Thank you. See you later. Um...
IMITATES YORKSHIRE ACCENT: Oh, take the men out of Yorkshire,
but they do go on... Ooh, we do like that.
I tell you what... Ah, listen, listen, brother.
I thought it'd be... before it even come up, I tell you what...
Don't you dare take the mickey out of a good Yorkshire man.
He's from Thirsk in North Yorkshire, and he knows his...
Well, I'm from Doncaster in South Yorkshire,
so I'm entitled if I want,
to go on like this all bloody day long, and will.
Do you know, we had the same thought there, both of us went Cold play.
Thee-a? You mean thee-a? Thee-a. Thee-a.
We went... Same thought thee-a. Had same thought thee-a.
Uh, Cold play, Jeremy.
Final answer? Yeah, whack it in.
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That's right, well done.
You've made it to that safety net.
Well done, Ed. You used, uh, no words that were strictly necessary.
But we got there in t'end.
Right, here we are. Yes. OK.
Now... So that means £32,000 in the can. Yeah.
Whatever happens from here...
That's the minimum you're going away with.
That's, that's great news.
Yeah, well done, Dan, that's good. That's good.
And you've now got a free shot at 64,000.
OK. And you've still got two lifelines remaining.
Uh, OK, here... Yeah. ..Is your £64,000 question.
READS QUESTION
READS OPTIONS
Oh, clear, that's a toughie, isn't it?
Right, let's have a think. "Hell is other people."
You're a well-read individual, aren't you?
I reckon you know your stuff.
I'm going to ask you to help me, please.
OK, um, here's what I think.
Yeah. Um, I've got to be honest, I don't know.
OK, that's fine. I mean, you've got 50/50 left. Yeah.
What are your thoughts?
Well, Chekhov has never written anything that interesting...
Yeah, that's... I was, I was... ..or brief.
I was discounting Chekhov.
I went, I went to see the Three Sisters
only because Kristine Scott Thomas was in it.
God, it's boring. No, I mean really boring,
like unbel... it's about three women who want to go to Moscow
and then they don't go, and that's it.
So I can't imagine that he was... he wrote anything,
but I, uh, he could've done. jean-Paul Sartre?
I was, I was favouring the right-hand side of the screen.
I don't know anything about Bertolt Brecht, that's the trouble.
Uh, Ibsen, God. Did he write The Seagull?
Was that another one of Chekhov's dreary, dreary tones?
I'm of no use to you at all here. That's all right. I'm really sorry.
I, I thought I'd ask you anyway...
They are all catastrophic dullards, those four.
That's all I know, and that's why I'm not familiar with their works,
so that is my final answer.
Well, that was spectacularly helpful, thank you very much.
Really sorry about that. Really sorry.
Uh, I've got to, I've got to throw a 50/50 at it.
Um, can I do that as well, if that's OK?
You looked like you were a man of knowledge,
so I thought you'd know off the top of your head.
Oh, I have a vast well of knowledge,
which those, they're all boring, but that's it.
Um, so do you want to do your 50150'?
I would like, yes. May as well.
OK, computer, could we take away two wrong answers, please?
Right. Here's what I'm thinking.
At this stage of the competition,
the questions are tough, aren't they?
And I feel that you're wanting... my, my head is being dragged
towards jean-Paul Sartre.
But I actually feel the answer might be Henrik Ibsen.
I don't have the knowledge to back any of that up,
other than wild gesticulation.
If I get this wrong, I've still got £32,000. Exactly.
And nothing to lose. Nothing to lose.
50/50 shout. That's why the 50/50 lifeline was...
Yeah. ..cos you had a 25% chance of being right.
You now have a 50% chance of being right.
You literally just do that, and... you won't lose a penny.
You could get 64,000, you might know the answer to the next question,
in which case you're going back to Sheffield
with 125, which would be great. OK.
Come on, lbbo, don't let me down.
Final answer, Henrik Ibsen, B.
OK, computer, can you reveal the correct answer, please?
Ooh. Aww.
Really sorry about that, Dan. Aw. Really sorry about that.
It's from one, and I'm sure you're not listening,
but from a play called No Exit, I bet that's interesting.
The fact is, though, Dan Walker, you are leaving here with £32,000.
Well done. Thank you very much. Well done. Thank you.
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It's been fun having you. Thank you, Jeremy.
And I hope the, um, the hospital in Sheffield makes good use of it.
Ladies and gentlemen, Dan Walker. Thank you, everyone. Well done.
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Yeah, yeah, it's that way.
And I'm afraid that's all we've got time for tonight.
We will be back soon, though, but, until then, take care. Good night.
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