1 00:00:03,303 --> 00:00:05,337 THIS IS ME, ELIZA THORNBERRY 2 00:00:05,406 --> 00:00:07,405 PART OF YOUR AVERAGE FAMILY. 3 00:00:07,474 --> 00:00:09,775 I GOT A DAD, A MOM AND A SISTER. 4 00:00:09,843 --> 00:00:11,976 THERE IS DONNIE-- WE FOUND HIM. 5 00:00:12,045 --> 00:00:13,679 AND DARWIN? HE FOUND US. 6 00:00:13,747 --> 00:00:15,114 ( jabbering ) 7 00:00:15,182 --> 00:00:17,516 OH, YEAH, ABOUT OUR HOUSE-- IT MOVES. 8 00:00:17,584 --> 00:00:19,851 'CAUSE WE TRAVEL ALL OVER THE WORLD. 9 00:00:19,920 --> 00:00:23,555 YOU SEE, MY DAD HOSTS THIS NATURE SHOW 10 00:00:23,624 --> 00:00:25,657 AND MY MOM SHOOTS IT. 11 00:00:25,726 --> 00:00:27,826 OKAY, SO WE'RE NOT THAT AVERAGE. 12 00:00:27,895 --> 00:00:28,860 ( panting ) 13 00:00:28,929 --> 00:00:30,428 AND BETWEEN YOU AND ME 14 00:00:30,497 --> 00:00:32,564 SOMETHING AMAZING HAPPENED... 15 00:00:34,034 --> 00:00:36,535 AND NOW I CAN TALK TO ANIMALS. 16 00:00:36,604 --> 00:00:37,936 IT'S REALLY COOL 17 00:00:38,005 --> 00:00:39,271 BUT TOTALLY SECRET. 18 00:00:39,340 --> 00:00:40,472 AND YOU KNOW WHAT? 19 00:00:40,541 --> 00:00:42,307 LIFE'S NEVER BEEN THE SAME. 20 00:00:42,376 --> 00:00:45,877 [Captioning sponsored by THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION 21 00:00:45,946 --> 00:00:49,781 and NICKELODEON] 22 00:01:17,878 --> 00:01:18,877 ( panting ) 23 00:01:19,980 --> 00:01:21,380 ( caws ) 24 00:01:22,549 --> 00:01:23,515 ( low growling ) 25 00:01:23,583 --> 00:01:24,583 ( gasps ) 26 00:01:26,787 --> 00:01:29,121 DIDN'T YOU SEE IT, DARWIN? 27 00:01:29,189 --> 00:01:30,688 LET ME THINK. 28 00:01:30,757 --> 00:01:31,890 NO. 29 00:01:31,959 --> 00:01:33,392 OH, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU! 30 00:01:33,460 --> 00:01:35,394 IT WAS A KOMODO DRAGON, DARWIN. 31 00:01:35,462 --> 00:01:37,862 IT'S THE BIGGEST REPTILE IN THE WORLD. 32 00:01:37,931 --> 00:01:39,297 WE'RE CHASING A LIZARD? 33 00:01:39,366 --> 00:01:41,099 THEY'RE REALLY RARE, DARWIN. 34 00:01:41,167 --> 00:01:43,902 THEY ONLY LIVE HERE AND ON ONE OTHER ISLAND 35 00:01:43,970 --> 00:01:46,571 AND WE'RE LEAVING TOMORROW FOR AUSTRALIA. 36 00:01:46,640 --> 00:01:48,907 IF WE DON'T SEE IT TODAY, THAT'S IT. 37 00:01:48,975 --> 00:01:51,710 OH! AND THEY DON'T HAVE LIZARDS IN AUSTRALIA? 38 00:01:51,778 --> 00:02:00,786 ( Donnie babbling excitedly ) 39 00:02:08,595 --> 00:02:10,662 HMM! HAVE YOU GOT A HAT, DARLING? 40 00:02:10,731 --> 00:02:13,165 IT'S A BIT ON THE SUNNY SIDE 41 00:02:13,234 --> 00:02:14,166 DON'T YOU THINK? 42 00:02:14,235 --> 00:02:16,234 OH, I THINK IT'LL BE ALL RIGHT. 43 00:02:16,303 --> 00:02:18,170 I MADE IT THROUGH THE SAHARA. 44 00:02:18,238 --> 00:02:20,438 WELL, DONNIE'S GOT THE RIGHT IDEA-- 45 00:02:20,507 --> 00:02:25,844 SEEKING SHADE UNDER THE DENSE FOLIAGE OF THE, UM... 46 00:02:25,913 --> 00:02:29,480 TOXICODENDRON VERNICIFLUA. 47 00:02:29,549 --> 00:02:31,683 ( laughing ) 48 00:02:31,752 --> 00:02:34,219 IF I'M NOT MISTAKEN, THE TOXICODENDRON 49 00:02:34,288 --> 00:02:37,356 IS CLOSELY RELATED TO ITS AMERICAN COUNTERPART-- 50 00:02:37,424 --> 00:02:40,692 RHUS RADICANS, MORE COMMONLY KNOWN AS... 51 00:02:40,761 --> 00:02:44,229 POISON IVY! POISON IVY! 52 00:02:48,035 --> 00:02:49,834 ( grunting and panting ) 53 00:02:51,138 --> 00:02:52,070 ( gasps ) 54 00:02:52,139 --> 00:02:53,071 DID YOU HEAR THAT? 55 00:02:53,140 --> 00:02:54,072 WHAT?! 56 00:02:54,141 --> 00:02:55,407 RUSTLING. 57 00:02:55,476 --> 00:02:58,009 THAT WAS ME! 58 00:03:04,117 --> 00:03:05,850 ( gasps ) 59 00:03:05,919 --> 00:03:08,119 WOW! DARWIN, COME ON! 60 00:03:08,188 --> 00:03:10,422 HEY, DRAGON, WAIT UP! 61 00:03:10,490 --> 00:03:14,225 Marianne ( in distance ): ELIZA! 62 00:03:15,762 --> 00:03:17,029 Eliza: WHERE'D HE GO? 63 00:03:17,097 --> 00:03:19,164 Marianne: ELIZA! 64 00:03:19,233 --> 00:03:20,765 ( yelling ): COMING, MOM! 65 00:03:20,834 --> 00:03:23,368 LET'S GO SEE MOM AND GET BACK HERE FAST. 66 00:03:23,437 --> 00:03:25,370 I DON'T WANT TO LOSE THE TRAIL! 67 00:03:29,309 --> 00:03:30,842 HONEY, LOOK WHO'S HERE. 68 00:03:30,910 --> 00:03:33,145 IT'S YOUR HOME- SCHOOLING TEACHER 69 00:03:33,213 --> 00:03:34,146 MR. CULPEPPER. 70 00:03:34,214 --> 00:03:35,813 OH, UH, HI, MR. CULPEPPER. 71 00:03:35,882 --> 00:03:36,981 ELIZA. 72 00:03:37,051 --> 00:03:38,383 NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN. 73 00:03:38,452 --> 00:03:40,885 ELIZA, DONNIE GOT INTO SOME POISON IVY. 74 00:03:40,954 --> 00:03:42,421 NOT ACTUALLY POISON IVY. 75 00:03:42,489 --> 00:03:43,655 BUT CLOSE ENOUGH. 76 00:03:43,723 --> 00:03:46,425 YOUR FATHER AND I HAVE TO TAKE HIM INTO TOWN 77 00:03:46,493 --> 00:03:47,492 TO SEE A DOCTOR. 78 00:03:47,561 --> 00:03:49,328 I'M SURE HE'LL BE ALL RIGHT. 79 00:03:49,396 --> 00:03:51,796 WELCOME TO RINCA ISLAND-- I GOT TO GO. 80 00:03:51,865 --> 00:03:52,864 WAIT A SECOND. 81 00:03:52,933 --> 00:03:54,466 I WAS IN NEARBY JAKARTA 82 00:03:54,534 --> 00:03:57,202 WHICH, AS YOU KNOW, IS THE CAPITAL OF... 83 00:03:59,939 --> 00:04:03,908 INDONESIA... AND WHEN I FOUND OUT THE THORNBERRYS WERE NEARBY 84 00:04:03,977 --> 00:04:05,777 I CROSSED THE WATER AT... 85 00:04:07,647 --> 00:04:12,617 SELAT SUNDA... TO DROP IN ON ONE OF MY FAVORITE STUDENTS... 86 00:04:14,488 --> 00:04:16,721 ELIZA. 87 00:04:20,293 --> 00:04:24,029 WOULD SOMEONE GET RUDOLPH THE RED-NOSED JUNGLE BO1 88 00:04:24,097 --> 00:04:25,463 OUT OF HERE? 89 00:04:25,532 --> 00:04:26,931 ( jabbering ) 90 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:28,933 ( sniffing ) 91 00:04:29,002 --> 00:04:33,071 ITCH, ITCH, ITCH, ITCH, ITCH, ITCH. 92 00:04:34,374 --> 00:04:35,773 ( slobbers ) 93 00:04:35,843 --> 00:04:37,542 ( shrieks ): OH, YOU BRAT! 94 00:04:37,610 --> 00:04:40,478 NOW I'M GOING TO GET A RASH! 95 00:04:40,547 --> 00:04:43,415 ( jabbering ) 96 00:04:57,063 --> 00:04:59,564 OH! HI! 97 00:04:59,632 --> 00:05:02,267 EXCUSE ME FOR A MOMENT. 98 00:05:02,335 --> 00:05:04,569 IS IT TOO MUCH TO ASK TO BE WARNED 99 00:05:04,637 --> 00:05:06,037 WHEN WE HAVE COMPANY? 100 00:05:06,106 --> 00:05:07,338 ( door slams ) 101 00:05:07,407 --> 00:05:10,408 AND THAT'S OUR LOVELY DAUGHTER, DEBORAH. 102 00:05:10,477 --> 00:05:13,244 SORRY TO HAVE TO LEAVE LIKE THIS. 103 00:05:13,313 --> 00:05:16,080 MR. CULPEPPER, DON'T WORRY ABOUT THE CHILDREN. 104 00:05:16,149 --> 00:05:17,348 MAKE YOURSELF AT HOME 105 00:05:17,417 --> 00:05:19,117 AND WE'LL BE BACK BY DINNER. 106 00:05:19,186 --> 00:05:20,118 BYE! BYE-BYE! 107 00:05:20,187 --> 00:05:21,786 YOU BE GOOD NOW. 108 00:05:21,855 --> 00:05:24,289 ( chuckling ): HAVE A LOVELY TIME. 109 00:05:24,358 --> 00:05:26,558 WELL, ELIZA? 110 00:05:26,626 --> 00:05:28,527 WELL, I'LL SEE YOU AT DINNER. 111 00:05:28,595 --> 00:05:30,228 ELIZA! WAIT! 112 00:05:30,297 --> 00:05:32,230 AREN'T YOU FORGETTING SOMETHING? 113 00:05:32,299 --> 00:05:34,099 NOW, ACCORDING TO MY SCHEDULE 114 00:05:34,168 --> 00:05:35,499 YOU HAVE A PAPER DUE. 115 00:05:35,568 --> 00:05:38,402 I'LL PUT IT ON THE NEXT MAIL PLANE, I PROMISE. 116 00:05:38,471 --> 00:05:39,771 IT'S DUE TODAY, ELIZA. 117 00:05:39,840 --> 00:05:42,506 YOU SEE, ELIZA, THAT'S PART OF THE PROBLEM. 118 00:05:42,575 --> 00:05:44,943 I'M AFRAID THAT ALL YOUR MOVING AROUND 119 00:05:45,011 --> 00:05:46,444 IS AFFECTING YOUR WORK. 120 00:05:46,512 --> 00:05:49,013 I'VE GOT YOUR LAST PAPER HERE SOMEWHERE. 121 00:05:51,084 --> 00:05:54,085 IT ARRIVED WATERLOGGED, BITTEN 122 00:05:54,154 --> 00:05:56,454 AND SMELLING OF THE JUNGLE. 123 00:05:56,523 --> 00:05:58,990 OH, WELL, UH... YOU KNOW THE CONGO-- 124 00:05:59,059 --> 00:06:01,325 DAMP, SMELLY AND FULL OF ALLIGATORS. 125 00:06:01,394 --> 00:06:04,562 NOW, MAY I BE EXCUSED? 126 00:06:04,631 --> 00:06:08,433 YOU KNOW, ELIZA, HOME SCHOOLING IS NOT FOR EVERYONE. 127 00:06:08,501 --> 00:06:12,870 ALL THIS JUNGLE BUSINESS MAY NOT BE THE BEST THING FOR YOU 128 00:06:12,940 --> 00:06:14,906 OR YOUR ASSIGNMENTS. 129 00:06:14,975 --> 00:06:18,210 WELL, THIS NEW PAPER IS GOING TO BE NEAT AND CLEAN 130 00:06:18,278 --> 00:06:21,079 AND, UH... UNBITTEN. 131 00:06:21,148 --> 00:06:22,680 THAT'S GOOD! I WAS AFRAID 132 00:06:22,749 --> 00:06:25,183 I WAS GOING TO HAVE TO TELL YOUR PARENTS 133 00:06:25,252 --> 00:06:27,051 THAT YOU MAY BE BETTER SUITED 134 00:06:27,121 --> 00:06:29,587 TO A MORE STRUCTURED SCHOOL ENVIRONMENT. 135 00:06:29,656 --> 00:06:30,355 WHAT?! 136 00:06:30,423 --> 00:06:31,656 A SCHOOL WITH DESKS 137 00:06:31,725 --> 00:06:33,625 AND BELLS AND NO ALLIGATORS. 138 00:06:33,694 --> 00:06:34,959 YOU CAN'T! YOU CAN'T! 139 00:06:35,028 --> 00:06:36,294 I'D HATE IT! 140 00:06:36,363 --> 00:06:38,630 SO SHOW ME THE PAPER. 141 00:06:38,699 --> 00:06:40,465 I... I WILL, JUST, UH... 142 00:06:40,534 --> 00:06:41,599 HAVE TO WRITE IT. 143 00:06:41,668 --> 00:06:43,268 UH, WHAT WAS IT ON AGAIN? 144 00:06:43,336 --> 00:06:44,436 YOU WERE TO WRITE 145 00:06:44,505 --> 00:06:46,838 ON THE LIFE OF AN AMERICAN PRESIDENT. 146 00:06:46,907 --> 00:06:48,673 OH, NO PROBLEM, NO PROBLEM! 147 00:06:48,742 --> 00:06:50,308 I'M GREAT AT PRESIDENTS. 148 00:06:50,377 --> 00:06:53,745 I WAS GOING TO DO, UH... UH, PRESIDENT VAN HALEN. 149 00:06:53,814 --> 00:06:56,581 AH! AND WHEN WERE YOU GOING TO DO THIS PAPER 150 00:06:56,650 --> 00:06:58,283 ON PRESIDENT VAN BUREN? 151 00:06:58,352 --> 00:06:59,717 LATER? 152 00:06:59,786 --> 00:07:02,454 THE CORRECT ANSWER IS "NOW." 153 00:07:02,523 --> 00:07:05,624 ( grumbling ) 154 00:07:05,692 --> 00:07:08,660 DO YOU HAVE A PEN? 155 00:07:08,728 --> 00:07:10,295 ( sighs ) 156 00:07:17,337 --> 00:07:19,037 ( sighs ) 157 00:07:19,106 --> 00:07:23,675 WHY DO I HAVE TO DO THIS WHEN I COULD BE WITH THAT DRAGON? 158 00:07:23,743 --> 00:07:26,277 ( footsteps approaching ) 159 00:07:26,346 --> 00:07:27,779 HOW'S IT COMING, ELIZA? 160 00:07:27,848 --> 00:07:29,981 FINE! FINE. 161 00:07:35,722 --> 00:07:37,455 ( clears throat ) 162 00:07:37,523 --> 00:07:39,256 HELLO-- DEBORAH THORNBERRY. 163 00:07:39,325 --> 00:07:40,291 I'M A SENIOR. 164 00:07:40,359 --> 00:07:41,492 THAT'S STRANGE. 165 00:07:41,561 --> 00:07:44,295 MRS. MYRTLE HAS A DEBBIE THORNBERRY 166 00:07:44,363 --> 00:07:45,964 IN HER JUNIOR CLASS. 167 00:07:46,032 --> 00:07:47,999 REALLY?! SMALL WORLD. 168 00:07:48,068 --> 00:07:49,300 AND YOU ARE? 169 00:07:49,369 --> 00:07:52,604 COLIN CULPEPPER-- SIXTH THROUGH EIGHTH. 170 00:07:56,576 --> 00:07:58,909 SO, COLIN, I SEE LITTLE ELIZA IS BUSY 171 00:07:58,978 --> 00:08:00,278 WITH HER SCHOOLWORK. 172 00:08:00,347 --> 00:08:01,513 OH, HOW QUAINT. 173 00:08:01,581 --> 00:08:03,481 I DON'T SUPPOSE SHE MENTIONED 174 00:08:03,550 --> 00:08:06,751 THAT MOI IS THE INTELLECTUAL ONE IN THE FAMILY? 175 00:08:06,820 --> 00:08:09,721 SHE'S RIGHT, "DUH-EB-OR-AH" IS A TOTAL BRAINIAC 176 00:08:09,790 --> 00:08:12,256 AND I KNOW SHE WOULD JUST LOVE TO HEAR 177 00:08:12,326 --> 00:08:14,392 ALL ABOUT A REAL INTELLECTUAL. 178 00:08:15,863 --> 00:08:18,296 YEAH! UH, I MEAN, YES. 179 00:08:18,365 --> 00:08:20,131 WHY DON'T YOU TWO GO INSIDE? 180 00:08:20,200 --> 00:08:21,733 OH, IT'S MORE CIVILIZED. 181 00:08:21,801 --> 00:08:24,402 WELL! WHAT CAN I SAY? 182 00:08:24,471 --> 00:08:25,936 EVEN AS A NEWBORN 183 00:08:26,005 --> 00:08:30,040 I SHOWED SIGNS OF UNUSUAL INTELLIGENCE. 184 00:08:30,109 --> 00:08:31,276 ( door shuts ) 185 00:08:31,344 --> 00:08:32,910 ( quietly ): COME ON, DARWIN 186 00:08:32,979 --> 00:08:34,646 LET'S GO FIND THAT DRAGON. 187 00:08:53,600 --> 00:08:55,800 WOW! LOOK! 188 00:08:55,869 --> 00:09:00,304 THAT THING MUST BE EVEN BIGGER THAN I THOUGHT! 189 00:09:00,374 --> 00:09:01,706 HOW BIG IS THIS LIZARD? 190 00:09:01,775 --> 00:09:03,575 I'LL BET IT'S TEN FEET LONG! 191 00:09:03,643 --> 00:09:05,543 TEN FEET?! WASN'T THERE SOMETHING 192 00:09:05,612 --> 00:09:07,546 YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO DO AT CAMP? 193 00:09:07,614 --> 00:09:09,014 I HAVE TO WRITE A PAPER 194 00:09:09,082 --> 00:09:10,615 AND I'M GREAT AT HISTORY. 195 00:09:10,684 --> 00:09:12,551 IT'LL TAKE, LIKE, TWO MINUTES. 196 00:09:12,619 --> 00:09:13,552 ( pounding ) 197 00:09:13,620 --> 00:09:14,553 ( hooting ) 198 00:09:14,621 --> 00:09:16,221 IT'S THE DRAGON, DARWIN. 199 00:09:16,289 --> 00:09:17,589 THAT'S HIM! 200 00:09:23,630 --> 00:09:27,365 ( birds squawking ) 201 00:09:30,136 --> 00:09:32,070 THEY'VE JUST GOT TO BE IN HERE. 202 00:09:32,138 --> 00:09:35,740 OH, PLEASE, PLEASE, TELL ME THE DRAGON DIDN'T EAT MY EGGS! 203 00:09:35,808 --> 00:09:37,943 NOTHING'S SAFE FROM THAT MONSTER. 204 00:09:38,011 --> 00:09:40,779 ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 205 00:09:40,847 --> 00:09:42,713 THAT DRAGON WOULD HAVE EATEN US 206 00:09:42,783 --> 00:09:44,282 IF WE HADN'T FLOWN AWAY. 207 00:09:44,350 --> 00:09:46,084 WHERE ARE MY EGGS? 208 00:09:46,153 --> 00:09:47,485 ( honking ) 209 00:09:50,490 --> 00:09:53,992 ( screaming and honking ) 210 00:10:00,266 --> 00:10:03,034 ( screaming ) 211 00:10:03,103 --> 00:10:04,703 IS HE GONE? 212 00:10:04,771 --> 00:10:06,971 HE SMELLED ME. 213 00:10:07,040 --> 00:10:08,707 I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. 214 00:10:08,775 --> 00:10:10,742 ONCE THEY'VE GOT YOUR SMELL 215 00:10:10,811 --> 00:10:12,543 ON THAT TONGUE OF THEIRS 216 00:10:12,612 --> 00:10:14,346 YOU'RE IN BIG TROUBLE. 217 00:10:14,414 --> 00:10:16,881 WAIT-- THEY SMELL WITH THEIR TONGUES? 218 00:10:16,949 --> 00:10:21,686 OH, YEAH, THAT'S WHY THEY DO THAT... 219 00:10:23,423 --> 00:10:27,024 I JUST BARELY GOT INTO THE WATER. 220 00:10:27,093 --> 00:10:29,027 HE LOST MY SCENT. 221 00:10:29,095 --> 00:10:31,363 DID YOU SEE WHICH WAY HE WENT? 222 00:10:31,431 --> 00:10:34,699 I THINK HE LIVES OVER THAT HILL. 223 00:10:37,270 --> 00:10:39,504 OH, BUT THAT'LL TAKE FOREVER. 224 00:10:39,573 --> 00:10:42,573 COME ON, DARWIN, WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO HURRY. 225 00:10:49,750 --> 00:10:51,950 I WAS THE ONLY BABY IN THE HOSPITAL 226 00:10:52,019 --> 00:10:54,386 CAPABLE OF TAKING MY OWN TEMPERATURE. 227 00:10:54,454 --> 00:10:56,788 COOL! 228 00:11:01,161 --> 00:11:04,162 ( Donnie babbling ) 229 00:11:08,735 --> 00:11:12,003 NICE TO SEE YOU HAVEN'T LOST YOUR APPETITE, DONNIE. 230 00:11:12,072 --> 00:11:13,738 DO TRY TO SIT STILL. 231 00:11:13,807 --> 00:11:16,841 THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE IS RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER. 232 00:11:16,910 --> 00:11:19,677 OH, NO, YOU'VE GOT IT, TOO! 233 00:11:19,746 --> 00:11:20,678 ( chuckling ) 234 00:11:20,747 --> 00:11:22,313 NOT POSSIBLE, DEAREST. 235 00:11:22,381 --> 00:11:23,948 FOR THE PAST FEW YEARS 236 00:11:24,017 --> 00:11:28,019 I HAVE SYSTEMATICALLY BUILT UP AN IMMUNITY TO POISONOUS PLANTS 237 00:11:28,088 --> 00:11:30,821 BY RUBBING THEM ALL OVER MY BODY. 238 00:11:30,890 --> 00:11:32,490 OH, YOU DID? 239 00:11:32,558 --> 00:11:34,192 OH, YES! 240 00:11:34,261 --> 00:11:36,327 DIDN'T YOU NOTICE THE SMELL? 241 00:11:38,431 --> 00:11:39,530 ( sighs ) 242 00:11:39,599 --> 00:11:41,432 ( panting ) 243 00:11:47,774 --> 00:11:50,408 ( sighs deeply ) 244 00:11:52,278 --> 00:11:54,411 SO, WITH JUST 11 MOVES, I WON AGAIN. 245 00:11:54,480 --> 00:11:55,847 AND FOR THE THIRD YEAR 246 00:11:55,915 --> 00:11:57,882 ( yawns ) I WAS THE CHAMPION 247 00:11:57,951 --> 00:12:00,584 OF THE EMERSON JUNIOR HIGH CHESS CLUB. 248 00:12:00,653 --> 00:12:03,187 MAN, YOU ARE A NERD! 249 00:12:15,835 --> 00:12:17,168 Eliza: I DON'T SEE HIM 250 00:12:17,237 --> 00:12:19,170 ANYWHERE, DARWIN. 251 00:12:19,239 --> 00:12:21,105 WE'LL NEVER FIND THAT DRAGON. 252 00:12:21,174 --> 00:12:24,342 THAT'S ALL RIGHT, I WAS GETTING HUNGRY ANYWAY. 253 00:12:24,411 --> 00:12:26,644 DINNER! OH, NO! IF MY FOLKS COME BACK 254 00:12:26,713 --> 00:12:28,546 AND THEY TALK TO MR. CULPEPPER 255 00:12:28,615 --> 00:12:30,681 I HAVEN'T EVEN STARTED THAT PAPER. 256 00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:32,183 JUST WRITE IT TOMORROW. 257 00:12:32,252 --> 00:12:35,719 IF I DON'T DO IT, MR. CULPEPPER WANTS TO SHIP ME OFF 258 00:12:35,788 --> 00:12:37,355 TO SOME REGULAR SCHOOL. 259 00:12:37,424 --> 00:12:38,889 WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT? 260 00:12:38,958 --> 00:12:40,358 YOU AND ME, OTHER GIRLS 261 00:12:40,426 --> 00:12:42,360 OTHER CHIMPS-- SOUNDS LIKE FUN! 262 00:12:42,429 --> 00:12:44,195 CHIMPS AREN'T ALLOWED IN SCHOOL. 263 00:12:44,264 --> 00:12:45,896 WHAT? NOT EVEN ME?! 264 00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:50,034 LET'S GO, WE'VE GOT A PAPER TO WRITE. 265 00:12:50,103 --> 00:12:51,702 I KNOW, I KNOW, IT'S JUST 266 00:12:51,771 --> 00:12:54,372 THAT WE'RE LEAVING TOMORROW FIRST THING. 267 00:12:54,441 --> 00:12:57,875 I'M SORRY, I KNOW HOW MUCH YOU WANTED TO SEE THAT LIZARD. 268 00:12:57,944 --> 00:13:00,544 IT'S ALL RIGHT, I GUESS IT'S NO BIG THING. 269 00:13:00,613 --> 00:13:04,148 ( gasps ): YES, IT IS! 270 00:13:06,252 --> 00:13:08,786 ( growling ) 271 00:13:08,854 --> 00:13:11,089 ( growling and hissing ) 272 00:13:24,870 --> 00:13:27,671 ( growling ) 273 00:13:33,879 --> 00:13:34,979 WE'VE SEEN HIM! 274 00:13:35,048 --> 00:13:37,014 TIME TO GET BACK TO CAMP! 275 00:13:39,051 --> 00:13:40,351 ( howling ) 276 00:13:48,727 --> 00:13:50,294 BOY, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? 277 00:13:50,363 --> 00:13:52,563 WE'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU ALL DAY. 278 00:13:52,631 --> 00:13:55,066 I'M ELIZA AND THIS IS MY FRIEND, DARWIN. 279 00:13:55,134 --> 00:13:56,501 ( laughs nervously ) 280 00:13:56,569 --> 00:13:59,337 SO NICE TO MEET YOU 281 00:13:59,406 --> 00:14:02,840 AND SO CLOSE TO DINNER. 282 00:14:02,908 --> 00:14:04,074 ( gasps ) 283 00:14:04,143 --> 00:14:05,310 ( hissing ) 284 00:14:05,378 --> 00:14:08,078 WHAT ARE YOU STARING AT? 285 00:14:08,147 --> 00:14:09,079 ( gasps ) 286 00:14:09,148 --> 00:14:10,747 COULD I GET YOU A TISSUE? 287 00:14:10,816 --> 00:14:13,250 ( snarls ) 288 00:14:13,319 --> 00:14:14,585 NEVER MIND. 289 00:14:14,654 --> 00:14:16,420 WELL, IT'S BEEN GREAT TO MEET YOU. 290 00:14:16,489 --> 00:14:18,389 OF COURSE IT IS. 291 00:14:18,458 --> 00:14:22,593 TOO BAD YOU WON'T HAVE TIME TO GET TO KNOW ME BETTER. 292 00:14:22,662 --> 00:14:25,929 OH, WELL, WHY? ARE YOU GOING SOMEWHERE? 293 00:14:25,998 --> 00:14:27,865 NO, BUT YOU ARE. 294 00:14:27,933 --> 00:14:29,900 I'M STARVING-- 295 00:14:29,969 --> 00:14:32,603 HAVEN'T EATEN A THING ALL DAY. 296 00:14:32,672 --> 00:14:34,205 ( whimpering ) 297 00:14:34,273 --> 00:14:35,473 ( hooting ) 298 00:14:37,343 --> 00:14:38,942 JUJUBE? 299 00:14:39,011 --> 00:14:41,279 NO, THANK YOU. 300 00:14:41,347 --> 00:14:44,048 I EAT ONLY MEAT. 301 00:14:44,116 --> 00:14:46,783 ( hissing ) 302 00:14:46,852 --> 00:14:49,119 ( growling ) 303 00:14:49,188 --> 00:14:51,088 YOU KNOW, I READ SOMEWHERE 304 00:14:51,157 --> 00:14:54,558 THAT TOO MUCH MEAT IN YOUR DIET ISN'T GOOD FOR YOU. 305 00:14:54,628 --> 00:14:56,861 BESIDES, DOESN'T IT GET A LITTLE BORING 306 00:14:56,930 --> 00:14:58,629 ALWAYS EATING THE SAME THING? 307 00:14:58,698 --> 00:15:01,298 WHO SAYS I ALWAYS EAT THE SAME THING? 308 00:15:01,367 --> 00:15:03,734 SOMETIMES I HAVE WILD BOAR 309 00:15:03,803 --> 00:15:06,704 AND THEN THERE'S BRUSH TURKEY 310 00:15:06,773 --> 00:15:11,041 AND HORSE AND GOAT AND DEER. 311 00:15:11,110 --> 00:15:15,212 OH, AND LET'S NOT FORGET THE OCCASIONAL HUMAN. 312 00:15:15,281 --> 00:15:18,549 HUMANS? THEY PROBABLY AREN'T VERY TASTY. 313 00:15:18,618 --> 00:15:21,319 OH, NO, THEY'RE DELICIOUS 314 00:15:21,388 --> 00:15:24,722 PARTICULARLY WITH A LITTLE MONKEY ON THE SIDE. 315 00:15:24,791 --> 00:15:28,726 OH, DARN, I'M A CHIMPANZEE. 316 00:15:28,795 --> 00:15:30,227 ( both scream ) 317 00:15:30,296 --> 00:15:32,263 I'M NOT PICKY. 318 00:15:32,332 --> 00:15:34,399 ( gasps ) 319 00:15:40,540 --> 00:15:43,241 AND IT WAS IN COLLEGE THAT I DISCOVERED 320 00:15:43,309 --> 00:15:45,943 THAT I COULD KEEP MY BELOVED TEXTBOOKS 321 00:15:46,012 --> 00:15:48,912 IN ALMOST MINT CONDITION IF I WAS CAREFUL 322 00:15:48,981 --> 00:15:52,316 NEVER TO OPEN THE BOOK MORE THAN AN INCH OR SO. 323 00:15:52,385 --> 00:15:55,219 THE PEOPLE IN THE LIBRARY CONSIDERED ME A SORT OF HERO. 324 00:15:55,288 --> 00:15:57,388 AAH! ENOUGH ALREADY! 325 00:15:57,457 --> 00:15:58,656 YOU KNOW WHAT? 326 00:15:58,725 --> 00:16:01,492 I DON'T REALLY CARE ABOUT TEXTBOOKS OR CHESS. 327 00:16:01,561 --> 00:16:02,893 I LIKE ROCK 'N' ROLL 328 00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:06,230 REALLY, REALLY LOUD, PULSING ROCK 'N' ROLL. 329 00:16:06,299 --> 00:16:07,231 COME ON! 330 00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:09,166 YOU DON'T WANT TO TALK TO ME; 331 00:16:09,235 --> 00:16:11,736 YOU WANT TO GO TEACH ELIZA SOMETHING. 332 00:16:11,805 --> 00:16:13,270 SHE'S GONE! 333 00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:15,939 ( both gasp ) 334 00:16:18,478 --> 00:16:20,745 ( roars ) 335 00:16:20,814 --> 00:16:22,913 ( grunts ) 336 00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:26,083 ( roaring ) 337 00:16:26,152 --> 00:16:28,586 RUN, DARWIN! 338 00:16:28,655 --> 00:16:30,020 ( hooting ) 339 00:16:33,259 --> 00:16:34,692 Culpepper: OOH... 340 00:16:34,760 --> 00:16:36,594 EEH, OH... 341 00:16:36,663 --> 00:16:39,096 ELIZA! 342 00:16:39,165 --> 00:16:41,298 ELIZA, IS THAT YOU? 343 00:16:43,936 --> 00:16:45,035 ( cries out ) 344 00:16:45,104 --> 00:16:47,572 OH, FOR PETE'S SAKE! 345 00:16:47,640 --> 00:16:48,606 ( grunts ) 346 00:16:48,675 --> 00:16:50,775 ( panting ) 347 00:16:50,844 --> 00:16:52,977 ( both panting and gasping ) 348 00:16:55,682 --> 00:17:00,184 ( crying out ) 349 00:17:00,253 --> 00:17:01,118 ( yells ) 350 00:17:01,187 --> 00:17:04,355 ( whining ) 351 00:17:04,424 --> 00:17:06,624 RUN FOR IT 352 00:17:06,693 --> 00:17:08,860 MR. CULPEPPER! 353 00:17:08,928 --> 00:17:11,028 OH... OH... 354 00:17:12,766 --> 00:17:15,700 ELIZA! COME BACK HERE! 355 00:17:15,768 --> 00:17:18,903 ( both gasping and panting ) 356 00:17:21,073 --> 00:17:22,673 ( both scream ) 357 00:17:22,741 --> 00:17:23,908 ( thud ) 358 00:17:23,976 --> 00:17:26,076 WHERE ARE WE? 359 00:17:26,145 --> 00:17:27,578 ( whispering ): IT'S SOME KIND OF BURROW. 360 00:17:27,647 --> 00:17:30,081 SOMETHING DUG OUT ALL THE DIRT! 361 00:17:30,149 --> 00:17:32,083 LIKE A FLUFFY-BUNNY KIND OF SOMETHING? 362 00:17:32,151 --> 00:17:34,885 NO, LIKE A DRAGON KIND OF SOMETHING. 363 00:17:34,954 --> 00:17:36,454 COME ON, LET'S GET OUT OF HERE! 364 00:17:36,522 --> 00:17:37,554 THIS WAY. 365 00:17:37,623 --> 00:17:38,755 ( panting nervously ) 366 00:17:41,760 --> 00:17:44,295 ( growling ) 367 00:17:44,363 --> 00:17:46,330 ( hissing ) 368 00:17:48,701 --> 00:17:52,136 ( both panting and whimpering ) 369 00:17:52,205 --> 00:17:53,304 I CAN'T SEE. 370 00:17:53,373 --> 00:17:56,007 GRAB THE FLASHLIGHT OUT OF MY BACKPACK. 371 00:17:57,276 --> 00:18:00,111 DARWIN, I SAID A FLASHLIGHT! 372 00:18:00,179 --> 00:18:01,212 ( thud ) 373 00:18:05,818 --> 00:18:06,817 ( dragon growling ) 374 00:18:06,886 --> 00:18:07,685 ( both gasp ) 375 00:18:07,754 --> 00:18:09,086 ( both scream ) 376 00:18:09,154 --> 00:18:10,421 ( dragon hissing ) 377 00:18:10,489 --> 00:18:11,755 ( growling ) 378 00:18:11,824 --> 00:18:14,425 DARWIN, HURRY! 379 00:18:14,494 --> 00:18:16,260 ( both panting ) 380 00:18:17,830 --> 00:18:20,797 ( roars ) 381 00:18:23,302 --> 00:18:28,272 ELIZA THORNBERRY, WHY AREN'T YOU WORKING ON YOUR PAPER?! 382 00:18:28,341 --> 00:18:30,774 ( moaning ) 383 00:18:30,843 --> 00:18:32,109 ( gasps ) 384 00:18:32,178 --> 00:18:33,277 ( panting ) 385 00:18:36,482 --> 00:18:40,084 ( Donnie jabbering excitedly ) 386 00:18:40,153 --> 00:18:41,352 WELL, I WOULDN'T WORRY. 387 00:18:41,421 --> 00:18:43,154 IT DOESN'T DO MUCH MORE THAN ITCH 388 00:18:43,222 --> 00:18:45,156 BUT YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO WASH 389 00:18:45,224 --> 00:18:46,223 ALL HIS CLOTHES. 390 00:18:46,292 --> 00:18:48,259 HE DOESN'T ACTUALLY WEAR CLOTHES. 391 00:18:48,327 --> 00:18:51,028 OH, AND DOCTOR, WOULD YOU MIND LOOKING AT MY HUSBAND? 392 00:18:51,097 --> 00:18:52,096 HE GOT NEAR IT, TOO. 393 00:18:52,165 --> 00:18:54,798 SILLY BISCUIT, DIDN'T I TELL YOU? 394 00:18:54,867 --> 00:18:57,268 I'VE DEVELOPED AN IMMUNITY. 395 00:18:57,337 --> 00:18:59,169 NOW, LET ME SEE. 396 00:18:59,239 --> 00:19:03,440 ( jabbering ) 397 00:19:03,509 --> 00:19:04,841 YOUR HUSBAND'S RIGHT. 398 00:19:04,911 --> 00:19:07,344 THIS ISN'T THE WORK OF TOXICODENDRON. 399 00:19:07,413 --> 00:19:08,145 REALLY?! 400 00:19:08,214 --> 00:19:09,413 YES, YOUR HUSBAND HAS 401 00:19:09,481 --> 00:19:10,514 THE CHICKEN POX. 402 00:19:10,582 --> 00:19:11,615 REALLY?! 403 00:19:11,683 --> 00:19:13,450 OH, SMASHING! 404 00:19:13,519 --> 00:19:16,186 MISSED IT AS A BOY. 405 00:19:19,191 --> 00:19:20,224 OH, NO! 406 00:19:20,293 --> 00:19:21,359 ( groans ) 407 00:19:21,427 --> 00:19:22,360 Culpepper: ELIZA 408 00:19:22,428 --> 00:19:23,127 IS THAT YOU? 409 00:19:23,196 --> 00:19:24,528 HERE, TAKE MY HAND. 410 00:19:24,596 --> 00:19:26,730 MR. CULPEPPER! 411 00:19:27,934 --> 00:19:29,032 ( growling ) 412 00:19:29,101 --> 00:19:29,833 ( hisses ) 413 00:19:29,902 --> 00:19:32,736 ( screaming ) 414 00:19:34,506 --> 00:19:36,474 OH, MY GOSH, COME ON, DARWIN! 415 00:19:36,542 --> 00:19:38,476 ( panting ) 416 00:19:38,544 --> 00:19:39,477 WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO? 417 00:19:39,545 --> 00:19:41,812 ( yelling ) 418 00:19:41,880 --> 00:19:43,147 ( roars ) 419 00:19:43,215 --> 00:19:45,282 ( whimpering ) 420 00:19:45,351 --> 00:19:47,652 HEY, DRAGON BREATH! 421 00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:49,220 ( screams ) 422 00:19:49,288 --> 00:19:52,089 ( Eliza grunting ) 423 00:19:54,660 --> 00:19:57,394 COME ON, MR. CULPEPPER! 424 00:19:58,797 --> 00:20:01,432 CAN'T WE HIDE SOMEWHERE? 425 00:20:01,501 --> 00:20:03,334 NO, HE'S GOT OUR SCENT! 426 00:20:03,402 --> 00:20:04,935 OH, WAIT, THAT'S IT! 427 00:20:23,689 --> 00:20:25,256 ( all gasping ) 428 00:20:25,324 --> 00:20:27,958 THAT WAS INSPIRED, ELIZA! 429 00:20:28,027 --> 00:20:29,126 I'M GLAD YOU THINK SO. 430 00:20:29,195 --> 00:20:30,094 THAT WAS MY PAPER. 431 00:20:30,162 --> 00:20:31,095 ELIZA! 432 00:20:31,163 --> 00:20:32,162 OH, COME ON. 433 00:20:32,231 --> 00:20:33,930 I THINK IT'S SAFE NOW. 434 00:20:40,072 --> 00:20:41,171 ( growling ) 435 00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:42,473 ( screaming ) 436 00:20:53,152 --> 00:20:55,186 Eliza: HEAD FOR THAT TREE! 437 00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:57,488 DRAGONS CAN'T CLIMB TREES! 438 00:21:08,934 --> 00:21:10,867 ON THE COUNT OF THREE, JUMP! 439 00:21:10,936 --> 00:21:13,604 ONE... TWO... THREE! 440 00:21:22,781 --> 00:21:23,680 YES! 441 00:21:23,749 --> 00:21:25,082 ( cheering ) 442 00:21:30,623 --> 00:21:34,859 ( gushing ): OH, THAT WAS INCREDIBLE, ELIZA! 443 00:21:34,927 --> 00:21:37,961 IT WAS MUCH BETTER THAN CHESS CLUB EVER WAS! 444 00:21:38,030 --> 00:21:39,896 OH, YOU WERE GREAT. 445 00:21:39,965 --> 00:21:41,365 THANKS. 446 00:21:41,434 --> 00:21:43,534 YOU DID A PRETTY GOOD JOB KEEPING UP. 447 00:21:43,603 --> 00:21:45,402 I DID, DIDN'T I? 448 00:21:45,471 --> 00:21:48,672 ( Nigel groaning, Donnie jabbering ) 449 00:21:55,247 --> 00:21:56,780 ( gasps ) 450 00:22:04,190 --> 00:22:05,156 WHA... 451 00:22:05,224 --> 00:22:08,058 MR. CULPEPPER?! 452 00:22:08,127 --> 00:22:10,827 YOU LOOK COOL. 453 00:22:10,896 --> 00:22:13,297 WHAT A GREAT LIFE YOU HAVE OUT HERE! 454 00:22:13,365 --> 00:22:14,598 FORGET THE PAPER! 455 00:22:14,666 --> 00:22:16,766 FORGET PRESIDENT MARTIN VAN HALEN 456 00:22:16,835 --> 00:22:18,502 OR WHATEVER HIS NAME WAS! 457 00:22:18,571 --> 00:22:20,671 YOU MEAN I DON'T HAVE TO WRITE THE PAPER? 458 00:22:20,740 --> 00:22:24,675 YOU CAN WRITE ABOUT TODAY'S ADVENTURE INSTEAD. 459 00:22:24,744 --> 00:22:26,811 OH, YES, THIS IS SO COOL! 460 00:22:26,879 --> 00:22:29,680 AND I PROMISE IT'LL BE IN PERFECT CONDITION. 461 00:22:29,749 --> 00:22:31,014 AND YOU KNOW WHAT? 462 00:22:31,083 --> 00:22:32,349 I'M GOING TO START IT RIGHT... 463 00:22:32,418 --> 00:22:34,685 ( rustling ) 464 00:22:34,754 --> 00:22:36,720 ( gasps ) 465 00:22:36,789 --> 00:22:38,755 OH, WOW... 466 00:22:41,627 --> 00:22:44,028 ( sighs ): OH... 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