1 00:00:21,897 --> 00:00:26,776 NARRATOR: In The New York Herald, November 26, year 1911 ... 2 00:00:26,944 --> 00:00:30,113 ...there is an account of the hanging of three men. 3 00:00:34,410 --> 00:00:37,578 They died for the murder of Sir Edmund William Godfrey... 4 00:00:37,746 --> 00:00:41,374 ...husband, father, pharmacist, and all-around gentleman resident... 5 00:00:42,126 --> 00:00:44,335 ...of Greenberry Hill, London. 6 00:00:45,295 --> 00:00:49,549 He was murdered by three vagrants whose motive was simple robbery. 7 00:00:49,717 --> 00:00:53,803 They were identified as Joseph Green... 8 00:00:54,346 --> 00:00:55,972 ...Stanley Berry... 9 00:00:56,682 --> 00:00:58,808 ...and Daniel Hill. 10 00:01:02,354 --> 00:01:05,481 Green, Berry, Hill. 11 00:01:06,191 --> 00:01:11,195 And l would like to think this was only a matter of chance. 12 00:01:13,490 --> 00:01:18,202 As reported in the Reno Gazette, June of 1 983... 13 00:01:18,370 --> 00:01:20,455 ...there is the story of a fire... 14 00:01:21,039 --> 00:01:24,083 ...the water that it took to contain the fire... 15 00:01:24,752 --> 00:01:27,837 ...and a scuba diver named Delmer Darion. 16 00:01:30,758 --> 00:01:34,761 Employee of the Nugget Hotel and Casino, Reno, Nevada... 17 00:01:34,928 --> 00:01:38,681 ...engaged as a blackjack dealer, well-liked and well-regarded... 18 00:01:38,849 --> 00:01:42,185 ...as a physical, recreational, and sporting sort... 19 00:01:42,352 --> 00:01:44,854 ...Delmer's true passion was for the lake. 20 00:01:55,699 --> 00:01:58,701 As reported by the coroner, Delmer died of a heart attack... 21 00:01:58,869 --> 00:02:01,329 ...somewhere between the lake and the tree... 22 00:02:01,497 --> 00:02:05,917 ...but most curious side note is the suicide the next day of Craig Hansen... 23 00:02:06,084 --> 00:02:09,128 ...volunteer firefighter, estranged father of four... 24 00:02:09,296 --> 00:02:13,132 ...and a poor tendency to drink. Mr. Hansen was the pilot of the plane... 25 00:02:13,300 --> 00:02:17,553 ...that quite accidentally lifted Delmer Darion out of the water. 26 00:02:17,721 --> 00:02:20,515 Added to this, Mr. Hansen's tortured life... 27 00:02:20,682 --> 00:02:24,060 ...met before with Delmer Darion just two nights previous. 28 00:02:24,228 --> 00:02:25,686 All I need is a two. 29 00:02:25,854 --> 00:02:28,397 All you need is a deuce. All right. 30 00:02:28,565 --> 00:02:30,107 That is an eight. 31 00:02:30,275 --> 00:02:34,153 DELMER: Glad you like my work. All right. Moment of truth-- 32 00:02:34,321 --> 00:02:38,282 NARRATOR: The weight of the guilt and the measure of coincidence so large... 33 00:02:38,450 --> 00:02:40,660 ...Craig Hansen took his life. 34 00:02:40,828 --> 00:02:42,370 [GUNSHOT] 35 00:02:42,538 --> 00:02:48,084 And l am trying to think this was all only a matter of chance. 36 00:02:48,252 --> 00:02:51,379 The tale told at a 1 961 awards dinner... 37 00:02:51,547 --> 00:02:54,215 ...for the American Association of Forensic Science... 38 00:02:54,383 --> 00:02:57,635 ...by Dr. John Harper, president of the association... 39 00:02:57,803 --> 00:03:00,096 ...began with a simple suicide attempt. 40 00:03:00,264 --> 00:03:01,722 JOHN: --curiosity. 41 00:03:01,890 --> 00:03:04,183 NARRATOR: Seventeen-year-old Sydney Barringer... 42 00:03:04,351 --> 00:03:10,314 ...in the city of Los Angeles on March 23rd, 1 958. 43 00:03:25,664 --> 00:03:27,957 The coroner ruled that the unsuccessful suicide... 44 00:03:28,125 --> 00:03:31,043 ...had suddenly become a successful homicide. 45 00:03:31,211 --> 00:03:34,589 To explain, the suicide was confirmed by a note... 46 00:03:34,756 --> 00:03:37,800 ...in the right hip pocket of Sydney Barringer. 47 00:03:37,968 --> 00:03:42,179 At the same time young Sydney stood on the ledge of this nine-story building... 48 00:03:42,347 --> 00:03:44,974 ...an argument swelled three stories below. 49 00:03:45,142 --> 00:03:46,183 [MAN AND WOMAN SHOUTlNG] 50 00:03:46,351 --> 00:03:49,979 The neighbors heard, as they usually did, the arguing of the tenants... 51 00:03:50,147 --> 00:03:53,649 ...and it was not uncommon for them to threaten each other with a shotgun... 52 00:03:53,817 --> 00:03:55,818 ...or one of the many handguns in the house. 53 00:03:55,986 --> 00:03:57,486 FAYE: I'm gonna put you down! 54 00:03:57,654 --> 00:04:00,156 NARRATOR: And when the shotgun accidentally went off... 55 00:04:00,324 --> 00:04:01,449 You asshole! 56 00:04:02,993 --> 00:04:04,869 NARRATOR: Sydney just happened to pass. 57 00:04:05,037 --> 00:04:06,162 What? 58 00:04:06,580 --> 00:04:09,081 Shut the fuck up! 59 00:04:09,249 --> 00:04:12,668 NARRATOR: Added to this, the two tenants turned out to be... 60 00:04:12,836 --> 00:04:14,503 ...Faye and Arthur Barringer... 61 00:04:14,671 --> 00:04:17,673 ...Sydney's mother and Sydney's father. 62 00:04:17,841 --> 00:04:19,634 When confronted with the charge... 63 00:04:19,801 --> 00:04:23,346 ...which took some figuring out for the officers on the scene of the crime... 64 00:04:23,513 --> 00:04:26,349 ...Faye Barringer swore she did not know the gun was loaded. 65 00:04:26,516 --> 00:04:27,642 I didn't know. 66 00:04:27,809 --> 00:04:31,062 She always threatens me with the gun, but I don't keep it loaded. 67 00:04:31,229 --> 00:04:33,481 DETECTlVE: And you didn't load the gun? 68 00:04:33,941 --> 00:04:35,358 Why would l load the gun? 69 00:04:35,525 --> 00:04:37,610 NARRATOR: A boy who lived in the building... 70 00:04:37,778 --> 00:04:40,404 ...sometimes a visitor and friend to Sydney Barringer... 71 00:04:40,572 --> 00:04:44,450 ...said that he had seen, six days prior, the loading of the shotgun. 72 00:04:44,618 --> 00:04:46,202 Ricky, come here a minute. 73 00:04:46,370 --> 00:04:48,704 NARRATOR: It seems that all the arguing and fighting... 74 00:04:48,872 --> 00:04:51,874 ...and all of the violence was far too much for Sydney Barringer... 75 00:04:52,042 --> 00:04:55,002 ...and knowing his mother and father's tendency to fight... 76 00:04:55,170 --> 00:04:56,629 ...he decided to do something. 77 00:04:56,797 --> 00:04:57,838 [GUN CLlCKS] 78 00:04:58,215 --> 00:05:00,549 He said that he wanted them to kill each other... 79 00:05:00,717 --> 00:05:03,511 ...and that's all that they wanted to do, kill each other... 80 00:05:03,679 --> 00:05:06,847 ...and that he would help them do that if that's what they wanted. 81 00:05:07,015 --> 00:05:10,726 NARRATOR: Sydney Barringerjumps from the ninth-floor rooftop. 82 00:05:10,894 --> 00:05:13,354 His parents argue three stories below. 83 00:05:13,522 --> 00:05:16,482 Her accidental shotgun blast hits Sydney in the stomach... 84 00:05:16,650 --> 00:05:19,485 ...as he passes the arguing sixth-floor window. 85 00:05:19,653 --> 00:05:22,613 He is killed instantly, but continues to fall... 86 00:05:22,781 --> 00:05:27,451 ...only to find, five stories below, a safety net installed three days prior... 87 00:05:27,619 --> 00:05:30,121 ...for window washers that would've broken his fall... 88 00:05:30,288 --> 00:05:33,666 ...and saved his life if not for the hole in his stomach. 89 00:05:33,834 --> 00:05:37,211 So Faye Barringer was charged with the murder of her son... 90 00:05:37,379 --> 00:05:40,798 ...and Sydney Barringer noted as an accomplice in his own death. 91 00:05:40,966 --> 00:05:42,008 [FAYE GRUNTlNG] 92 00:05:42,175 --> 00:05:44,301 And it is in the humble opinion of this narrator... 93 00:05:44,469 --> 00:05:47,430 ...that this is not just something that happened. 94 00:05:48,098 --> 00:05:51,183 This cannot be one of those things. 95 00:05:51,351 --> 00:05:54,186 This, please, cannot be that. 96 00:05:54,354 --> 00:05:56,731 And for what l would like to say, I can't. 97 00:05:56,898 --> 00:06:00,067 This was not just a matter of chance. Ha, ha. 98 00:06:00,235 --> 00:06:01,694 [FAYE SHOUTlNG] 99 00:06:01,862 --> 00:06:04,071 These strange things happen all the time. 100 00:06:34,311 --> 00:06:37,271 In this big game that we play, life, it's not what you hope for. 101 00:06:37,439 --> 00:06:41,358 It's not what you deserve. It's what you take. 102 00:06:41,526 --> 00:06:44,487 I'm Frank T.J. Mackey, a master of the muffin... 103 00:06:44,654 --> 00:06:46,447 ...and author of Seduce and Destroy... 104 00:06:46,615 --> 00:06:48,991 ...now available to you on audio and video cassette. 105 00:06:49,159 --> 00:06:51,952 Seduce and Destroy will teach you the techniques... 106 00:06:52,120 --> 00:06:53,996 ...to have any hard-body blonde... 107 00:06:54,164 --> 00:06:57,458 ...just dripping to wet your dock. 108 00:06:57,918 --> 00:06:59,877 Bottom line? Language: 109 00:07:00,045 --> 00:07:03,464 the magical key to unlocking the female analytical mindset. 110 00:07:03,632 --> 00:07:05,841 Tap directly into her hopes, her wants... 111 00:07:06,009 --> 00:07:09,845 ...her fears, her desires, and her sweet little panties. 112 00:07:10,013 --> 00:07:14,517 Learn how to make that lady "friend" your sex-starved servant. 113 00:07:14,684 --> 00:07:18,354 Seduce and Destroy produces an instant, money-back guaranteed... 114 00:07:18,522 --> 00:07:20,523 ...trance-like state that will get you.... 115 00:07:20,690 --> 00:07:21,690 Hey. 116 00:07:21,858 --> 00:07:25,111 FRANK [ON TV]: --naughty sauce you want fast. 117 00:07:25,278 --> 00:07:26,612 Hey, how many more times... 118 00:07:26,780 --> 00:07:27,863 [SNlFFlNG] 119 00:07:28,031 --> 00:07:30,658 ...do you need to hear the all-too-famous line-- 120 00:07:30,826 --> 00:07:32,451 So? 121 00:07:32,619 --> 00:07:33,661 [WOMAN GASPING] 122 00:07:33,829 --> 00:07:36,038 FRANK: --"I just don't feel that way about you"? 123 00:07:36,206 --> 00:07:38,707 DICK [ON TV]: For over 30 years, America has hung out... 124 00:07:38,875 --> 00:07:41,168 ...and answered questions with Jimmy Gator. 125 00:07:41,336 --> 00:07:44,713 An American legend and a true television icon... 126 00:07:44,881 --> 00:07:48,342 ...Jimmy celebrates his 1 2,000th hour of broadcast this week. 127 00:07:48,510 --> 00:07:50,219 Have I been around that long? 128 00:07:50,387 --> 00:07:53,180 DICK [ON TV]: He's a family man who's been married for over 40 years... 129 00:07:53,348 --> 00:07:57,101 ...with two children and one bouncing baby grandchild on the way. 130 00:07:57,269 --> 00:07:59,812 We've tuned in each day to see the human interaction... 131 00:07:59,980 --> 00:08:02,731 ...between Jimmy and some very special kids... 132 00:08:02,899 --> 00:08:06,235 ...and we hope there's 30 more years of watching that happen. 133 00:08:06,403 --> 00:08:07,403 I'm Jimmy Gator. 134 00:08:07,571 --> 00:08:10,823 STANLEY [ON TV: Donald W. Winnicott. 1 91 1 . North America. South America. 135 00:08:10,991 --> 00:08:13,409 The answer is four. The answer is 22. Gravity. 136 00:08:13,577 --> 00:08:15,494 The answer is The Life of Samuel Johnson. 137 00:08:15,662 --> 00:08:17,413 [DOG BARKlNG] 138 00:08:17,581 --> 00:08:20,499 FRANK [ON TV]: I don't care what your last bank statement is. 139 00:08:20,667 --> 00:08:23,252 Let's go. You should have done that 1 0 minutes ago. 140 00:08:23,420 --> 00:08:25,671 STANLEY: We need more dog food. RICK: Talk in the car. 141 00:08:25,839 --> 00:08:28,924 -Look, I got a serious audition today. FRANK: Are you lonely? 142 00:08:29,092 --> 00:08:30,926 RICK: That one too? -l need this one. 143 00:08:31,094 --> 00:08:32,386 FRANK: Well, let me tell you. 144 00:08:32,554 --> 00:08:35,598 RICK: I don't understand why you need four bags of books to go to school. 145 00:08:37,267 --> 00:08:40,102 There's no reason for this many backpacks. 146 00:08:41,229 --> 00:08:43,147 -Be ready at 2:00. -lt should be 1 :30. 147 00:08:43,315 --> 00:08:46,108 RICK: I told you I got an audition. I won't be here till 2:00. 148 00:08:46,276 --> 00:08:48,319 Get your stuff. Come on. Gotta go. Love you. 149 00:08:48,486 --> 00:08:49,612 STANLEY: Love you too. -Okay. 150 00:08:49,779 --> 00:08:53,073 Donnie, do you have an answer? 151 00:08:53,241 --> 00:08:55,367 I do, Jimmy. Prometheus. 152 00:08:55,535 --> 00:08:56,577 JlMMY: It is! 153 00:08:56,745 --> 00:08:58,454 [CROWD ON TV APPLAUDlNG] 154 00:08:58,622 --> 00:09:00,623 Donnie, how does it feel? 155 00:09:02,250 --> 00:09:03,459 [CROWD ON TV LAUGHING] 156 00:09:04,961 --> 00:09:08,547 It's pretty exciting. Bet you don't get many people my age getting braces. 157 00:09:08,715 --> 00:09:11,050 NURSE: You were so cute on that game show. 158 00:09:11,218 --> 00:09:13,928 Bet you can't answer any questions now, though, huh? Ha, ha! 159 00:09:14,095 --> 00:09:16,222 -So we're all set to go, Donnie. DONNlE: Good. 160 00:09:16,389 --> 00:09:17,932 -l'll see you tomorrow morning. -Okay. 161 00:09:18,099 --> 00:09:20,226 RECEPTIONlST: Bye. -You're running around like crazy. 162 00:09:20,393 --> 00:09:21,644 I'm gonna be late for work. 163 00:09:21,811 --> 00:09:24,396 [GABRlELLE'S "DREAMS" PLAYlNG ON CAR STEREO] 164 00:09:30,695 --> 00:09:33,030 [WOMAN SHRlEKS THEN CROWD SHOUTS] 165 00:09:33,198 --> 00:09:34,615 MAN: Hey. 166 00:09:34,783 --> 00:09:36,450 It's the Quiz Kid, Donnie Smith. 167 00:09:37,577 --> 00:09:39,245 PHlL: Hello, hello. 168 00:09:39,412 --> 00:09:41,163 [DOGS BARKlNG] 169 00:09:47,963 --> 00:09:52,007 -How's today, then? -Fucking bullshit is what this is. 170 00:09:52,968 --> 00:09:54,635 EARL [WHlSPERlNG]: Fucking regrets. 171 00:09:54,803 --> 00:09:59,139 And we do these things, move through this life. 172 00:09:59,641 --> 00:10:03,394 I'm gonna need your help, Phil. You got to help me on something today. 173 00:10:03,561 --> 00:10:05,604 I'll take care. Anything, Earl. 174 00:10:05,772 --> 00:10:08,274 Well, you're his doctor, and that's why. 175 00:10:08,441 --> 00:10:10,693 Tell me something. Tell me something. 176 00:10:10,860 --> 00:10:12,945 He needs more pills. He needs more-- Fuck it. 177 00:10:13,113 --> 00:10:15,364 He needs more pills, and l need some answers... 178 00:10:15,532 --> 00:10:17,199 ...so l'm coming to see you. 179 00:10:17,367 --> 00:10:18,575 [DOOR SLAMS] 180 00:10:20,787 --> 00:10:22,037 Morning, Linda. 181 00:10:27,252 --> 00:10:29,086 I love you, my darling. 182 00:10:29,254 --> 00:10:31,672 I'll be back in a while, Phil. I have to do some things... 183 00:10:31,840 --> 00:10:34,550 ...and l have to see something, and l'll be back. 184 00:10:36,261 --> 00:10:37,803 Fuck. 185 00:10:37,971 --> 00:10:40,764 Fuck, fuck, fuck. 186 00:10:42,225 --> 00:10:43,851 WOMAN [ON RECORDlNG]: Press one to hear... 187 00:10:44,019 --> 00:10:46,145 ...this person's personal description of themselves... 188 00:10:46,313 --> 00:10:48,314 ...and two to leave a personal message of your own. 189 00:10:48,481 --> 00:10:49,523 [PHONE BEEPS] 190 00:10:50,275 --> 00:10:53,777 JlM [ON RECORDING]: Well, hello. This is Jim. I work in law enforcement. 191 00:10:53,945 --> 00:10:55,362 l'm an officer for the LAPD... 192 00:10:55,530 --> 00:10:57,740 ...and work out of the North Hollywood district. 193 00:10:57,907 --> 00:11:00,409 I love my job, and I love to go to the movies. 194 00:11:00,577 --> 00:11:02,745 I try to stay physically fit. My job demands it. 195 00:11:02,912 --> 00:11:04,747 I'm getting up there, though. 196 00:11:04,914 --> 00:11:09,626 I'm 32 years old, and I'm 6'2" tall, and I weigh about 1 80... 197 00:11:09,794 --> 00:11:11,253 ...if that's important to you. 198 00:11:11,421 --> 00:11:14,840 I'm really interested in meeting someone special who likes quiet things. 199 00:11:15,008 --> 00:11:19,011 My life is very stressful, and l hope to have a relationship that is very calm... 200 00:11:19,179 --> 00:11:21,764 ...and undemanding and loving... 201 00:11:21,931 --> 00:11:26,185 ...so if you are this person, please leave me a message at box number 82. 202 00:11:26,353 --> 00:11:27,936 Thank you. 203 00:11:34,110 --> 00:11:36,612 OFFlCER: So much violence... 204 00:11:37,155 --> 00:11:40,032 ...but that's the way of the world. Good luck, as always. 205 00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:44,745 Serve and protect and all that other blah, blah, blah on the side of the car. 206 00:11:47,123 --> 00:11:48,999 JlM: Let me tell you something. 207 00:11:49,542 --> 00:11:51,919 This is not an easy job. 208 00:11:53,088 --> 00:11:57,299 I get a call on the radio from Dispatch. 209 00:11:57,467 --> 00:11:59,385 It's bad news. 210 00:12:00,637 --> 00:12:02,721 And it stinks. 211 00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:09,311 But this is my job, and I love it... 212 00:12:10,522 --> 00:12:12,648 ...because I wanna do well. 213 00:12:12,816 --> 00:12:15,943 ln this life and in this world, I wanna do well... 214 00:12:16,111 --> 00:12:18,362 ...and l wanna help people. 215 00:12:19,072 --> 00:12:21,824 And l might get 20 bad calls a day... 216 00:12:21,991 --> 00:12:26,662 ...but one time I can help someone, I make a save... 217 00:12:26,830 --> 00:12:30,082 ...l correct a wrong or right a situation... 218 00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:33,168 ...then l'm a happy cop. 219 00:12:34,754 --> 00:12:39,341 And we move through this life, we should try and do good. 220 00:12:44,347 --> 00:12:46,140 Do good. 221 00:12:48,893 --> 00:12:51,145 And if we can do that... 222 00:12:51,855 --> 00:12:54,523 ...and not hurt anyone else... 223 00:12:55,942 --> 00:12:58,277 ...well, then.... 224 00:13:08,538 --> 00:13:09,580 [BANGlNG ON DOOR] 225 00:13:09,747 --> 00:13:12,040 JlM: Hello? MARClE: l turn around, there's something. 226 00:13:12,208 --> 00:13:14,042 -Whoa! Slow down. -You can't just come in here. 227 00:13:14,210 --> 00:13:16,420 -The door was open. -You not allowed to come in. 228 00:13:16,588 --> 00:13:18,380 -Calm down. -l am calm! 229 00:13:18,548 --> 00:13:21,258 I got a call to this apartment, report of a disturbance. 230 00:13:21,426 --> 00:13:23,010 There's no disturbance. 231 00:13:23,178 --> 00:13:26,472 I got a call of a disturbance. I wanna see what's going on. 232 00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:30,225 -Yeah, but there's no disturbance. -Then you got nothing to worry about. 233 00:13:30,393 --> 00:13:33,979 You don't tell me. l know my rights. Just come right in. You can't just.... 234 00:13:34,147 --> 00:13:35,981 All right, ma'am, you wanna test me? 235 00:13:36,149 --> 00:13:39,193 All right? You wanna tell me about the law book, we can do that. 236 00:13:39,360 --> 00:13:42,404 You push me far enough, I will take you to jail. 237 00:13:42,572 --> 00:13:46,241 -Okay? Now calm yourself down. -l am calm! 238 00:13:46,409 --> 00:13:49,578 No. You are not calm. You're screaming at me. 239 00:13:49,746 --> 00:13:51,497 Do you understand? 240 00:13:52,081 --> 00:13:54,875 I got a call of a disturbance, and l'm going to check it out. 241 00:13:55,043 --> 00:13:57,169 That is what I'm going to do. 242 00:13:58,087 --> 00:14:00,923 -Are you alone in here? -l ain't got to answer your questions. 243 00:14:01,090 --> 00:14:04,426 No, you don't, but I'm gonna ask you one more time. 244 00:14:04,594 --> 00:14:07,763 -Are you alone in here? -What does it look like? 245 00:14:07,931 --> 00:14:11,141 -There's no one else in here? -You in here. 246 00:14:11,935 --> 00:14:14,561 Okay. That's true, but is there anyone else... 247 00:14:14,729 --> 00:14:16,730 ...besides me and besides you in this house? 248 00:14:16,898 --> 00:14:18,815 -No. I said that already. -Mm-hm. 249 00:14:18,983 --> 00:14:21,068 -Are you lying to me? -l live by myself. 250 00:14:21,236 --> 00:14:24,696 That might be true, but the question I'm asking you, ma'am.... 251 00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:27,449 Is there anyone else in this house right now? 252 00:14:27,617 --> 00:14:30,577 -No. -Okay. 253 00:14:30,745 --> 00:14:32,454 -What is your name? -Marcie. 254 00:14:32,622 --> 00:14:35,624 Okay. Marcie, I'm gonna need you to take a seat here. 255 00:14:35,792 --> 00:14:39,878 -l prefer to stand up. -Okay. I'm not asking. 256 00:14:41,214 --> 00:14:44,508 -l didn't even do nothing. -Move, ma'am. 257 00:14:46,636 --> 00:14:47,970 [MARClE SIGHS] 258 00:14:49,138 --> 00:14:54,268 Okay. So, like I was saying, I'm here to check on a disturbance. 259 00:14:54,435 --> 00:14:57,229 Now, some of your neighbors heard screaming and a loud crash. 260 00:14:57,397 --> 00:14:59,815 -l don't even know no loud crash. -Okay, what--? 261 00:14:59,983 --> 00:15:00,983 [METAL CLANKS] 262 00:15:01,150 --> 00:15:02,276 -What was that? -Nothing. 263 00:15:02,443 --> 00:15:05,654 -Sit back down on the couch. -l ain't gotta do a goddamn thing. 264 00:15:05,822 --> 00:15:07,656 -What's this bullshit? -Do not do this. 265 00:15:07,824 --> 00:15:11,326 -Do not do this. Do not slap me, ma'am. -This is bullshit. This is bullshit. 266 00:15:11,494 --> 00:15:15,789 This is bullshit. For what? For what? For what? Huh? Tell me for what. 267 00:15:15,957 --> 00:15:17,124 No, tell me for what. 268 00:15:17,292 --> 00:15:19,668 JlM: I asked you to sit on the couch. MARClE: This is bullshit. 269 00:15:19,836 --> 00:15:21,086 [MARClE GRUNTS] 270 00:15:21,254 --> 00:15:23,463 This is bullshit. This is fucking bullshit. 271 00:15:23,631 --> 00:15:25,841 1 5-L-27, l'm gonna need backup. 272 00:15:26,009 --> 00:15:28,343 What the fuck is this? It's bullshit, motherfucker! 273 00:15:28,511 --> 00:15:31,930 -l want you to stay right there. -Fucking bullshit, and you know it! 274 00:15:32,098 --> 00:15:34,641 JlM: Stay right there, Marcie. -Don't you go in my bedroom! 275 00:15:34,809 --> 00:15:38,520 This is bullshit, motherfucker! Don't go down the hallway! 276 00:15:38,688 --> 00:15:40,731 Don't go down my motherfucking hallway! 277 00:15:40,898 --> 00:15:42,024 JlM: This is the LAPD! 278 00:15:42,191 --> 00:15:44,234 Don't go in my goddamn bedroom! 279 00:15:44,402 --> 00:15:46,361 JlM: Come out now with your hands up! 280 00:15:47,864 --> 00:15:50,282 MARClE: What did l tell you? Ain't nobody in there! 281 00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:52,534 Where the fuck you going, motherfucker? 282 00:15:52,702 --> 00:15:54,786 Don't go in my goddamn bedroom! 283 00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:57,873 Stay out of my motherfucking closet! What did l tell you? 284 00:15:58,041 --> 00:16:00,375 -Don't go down my hallway! -This is the police! 285 00:16:00,543 --> 00:16:03,045 If there is anyone in this closet, come out... 286 00:16:03,212 --> 00:16:05,881 ...and show yourself to me now, with your hands up. 287 00:16:06,549 --> 00:16:09,509 Marcie, do not drag that couch any further! 288 00:16:09,677 --> 00:16:10,761 Don't do this, ma'am! 289 00:16:10,928 --> 00:16:14,097 There's nobody in my motherfucking closet! 290 00:16:14,265 --> 00:16:16,558 If l have to open this closet, you will get shot! 291 00:16:16,726 --> 00:16:19,394 MARClE: Come back here! Come back here, motherfucker! 292 00:16:19,562 --> 00:16:21,897 What can't you goddamn fucking talk to me? 293 00:16:22,774 --> 00:16:26,860 -There's nobody in there! l told you! JlM: Marcie, quiet down! 294 00:16:28,655 --> 00:16:32,783 MARClE: This don't make no fucking sense! This don't make no goddamn sense! 295 00:16:32,950 --> 00:16:35,410 This is bullshit, motherfucker! 296 00:16:35,578 --> 00:16:37,245 Why can't you talk to me? 297 00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:40,832 Whoa! Whoa-ho! 298 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:43,085 What the hell is this, Marcie? 299 00:16:43,252 --> 00:16:45,587 That ain't mine. 300 00:16:46,297 --> 00:16:48,757 LlNDA: He's dying. He's fucking dying as we're sitting here. 301 00:16:48,925 --> 00:16:50,217 There's not a fucking.... 302 00:16:50,385 --> 00:16:52,427 Jesus, how can you tell me to calm down? 303 00:16:53,179 --> 00:16:55,931 I can help you through this, but there's certain things... 304 00:16:56,099 --> 00:16:59,267 ...you're gonna have to take care of, and we can go over them... 305 00:16:59,435 --> 00:17:02,229 ...but l need to know that you're listening to me, okay? 306 00:17:02,397 --> 00:17:05,440 I'm-- I'm in a fucking state. It's like he's going, and l don't-- 307 00:17:05,608 --> 00:17:08,944 Just tell me practical things, like what the fuck do I do with his body? 308 00:17:09,112 --> 00:17:12,280 What do I do when he dies? What next? What happens then? What next? 309 00:17:12,448 --> 00:17:14,157 That's what Hospice can take care of. 310 00:17:14,325 --> 00:17:16,201 They'll send over a nurse, somebody who-- 311 00:17:16,369 --> 00:17:18,245 No. Phil. He has Phil now. 312 00:17:18,413 --> 00:17:20,997 -Phil is one of the nurses from the service? -Yeah. 313 00:17:21,165 --> 00:17:24,668 If you're happy with Phil taking care of him and helping you, that's fine... 314 00:17:24,836 --> 00:17:27,212 ...but contact Hospice to arrange for the body. 315 00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:29,172 You don't understand. It's-- 316 00:17:29,340 --> 00:17:33,093 There's more pain than before, and the fucking morphine pills aren't working... 317 00:17:33,261 --> 00:17:36,722 ...and it's like-- The past two days, he can't really swallow... 318 00:17:36,889 --> 00:17:40,350 ...and l, um-- l don't know if the pills are going down. 319 00:17:40,518 --> 00:17:44,187 I can't see inside his mouth anymore, and l'm up all night staring at him... 320 00:17:44,355 --> 00:17:47,774 ...and l don't know if the pills are going down. He moans and he hurts. 321 00:17:47,942 --> 00:17:50,277 We can fix that, because l can give you-- 322 00:17:51,154 --> 00:17:52,237 Are you listening? 323 00:17:52,405 --> 00:17:55,699 -Yeah. I'm listening. I'm getting better. -Do you wanna sit down? 324 00:17:55,867 --> 00:17:57,617 I need to sit down. 325 00:18:01,789 --> 00:18:03,999 Okay, Linda, Earl's not gonna make it. 326 00:18:04,167 --> 00:18:07,794 He's dying. He is. He's dying very, very rapidly. 327 00:18:08,463 --> 00:18:11,548 The thing here is to make this experience... 328 00:18:11,716 --> 00:18:14,885 ...as painless and easy for him as possible. 329 00:18:15,052 --> 00:18:16,678 You understand? 330 00:18:16,846 --> 00:18:21,016 Now, Hospice will take care of all the technical things. 331 00:18:21,225 --> 00:18:24,186 They will help you. They will take care of the body. 332 00:18:24,353 --> 00:18:26,605 They are who you call when he dies. 333 00:18:27,774 --> 00:18:30,025 There's the number of Hospice. 334 00:18:32,278 --> 00:18:35,489 Okay. Now, as far as the morphine pills go... 335 00:18:35,656 --> 00:18:37,657 ...there's something else to consider. 336 00:18:37,825 --> 00:18:42,537 There's a very strong, very potent solution of liquid morphine... 337 00:18:42,705 --> 00:18:45,624 ...and it's a little bottle. It has an eyedropper. 338 00:18:45,792 --> 00:18:48,418 It's easy to get into his mouth and drop on his tongue... 339 00:18:48,586 --> 00:18:52,172 ...and it will certainly diminish the pain that he's in. 340 00:18:53,549 --> 00:18:57,427 But you need to realize that, uh, once you give it to him... 341 00:18:57,595 --> 00:18:59,846 ...there really is no going back. 342 00:19:00,014 --> 00:19:04,643 It will certainly cure his pain, but he will drift in and out of consciousness... 343 00:19:04,811 --> 00:19:07,896 ...even worse than he is now, Linda. I mean.... 344 00:19:08,856 --> 00:19:13,193 All sign of the recognizable Earl will pretty much go away. 345 00:19:15,988 --> 00:19:20,033 I-- What the fuck can I say to--? I don't know what to say to that. 346 00:19:31,087 --> 00:19:33,255 I don't want to do this. 347 00:19:34,590 --> 00:19:36,424 Sit here. 348 00:19:38,344 --> 00:19:41,221 I can see the things, you know. 349 00:19:41,389 --> 00:19:44,683 It's getting there, that's the cocksucker. 350 00:19:46,561 --> 00:19:48,895 I see that pen. 351 00:19:49,063 --> 00:19:51,231 I see it. l know it's there. 352 00:19:51,399 --> 00:19:53,316 I reach for it. 353 00:19:54,443 --> 00:19:55,944 No. 354 00:19:57,572 --> 00:20:00,282 No. No goddamn use. 355 00:20:00,449 --> 00:20:01,867 [SIGHS] 356 00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:03,869 I have a son, you know. 357 00:20:04,036 --> 00:20:05,829 -You do? -Yeah. 358 00:20:05,997 --> 00:20:08,415 -Where is he? -l don't know. 359 00:20:08,583 --> 00:20:10,250 I mean... 360 00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:13,003 ...he's around, but.... 361 00:20:14,297 --> 00:20:18,550 He's here in town, but I don't know. 362 00:20:18,718 --> 00:20:20,886 You know... 363 00:20:21,053 --> 00:20:23,346 ...he's a tough one. 364 00:20:24,807 --> 00:20:26,266 Very.... 365 00:20:30,563 --> 00:20:33,231 -Got a girlfriend, Phil? -No. 366 00:20:33,399 --> 00:20:35,650 -Get a girlfriend. -l'm trying. 367 00:20:35,818 --> 00:20:39,279 Do good things with her. Share the things. 368 00:20:39,447 --> 00:20:42,240 -All that bullshit is true, you know. -Yeah. 369 00:20:42,408 --> 00:20:46,036 Find a good one, hold on, and all that. 370 00:20:46,203 --> 00:20:47,495 Where's Linda? 371 00:20:47,663 --> 00:20:50,582 She went out. She, uh, said she went out to run some errands. 372 00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:52,792 -She'll be back. -Oh. 373 00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:54,961 -She's a good girl. -Yeah. 374 00:20:56,547 --> 00:21:02,510 She's a little nuts. Heh. But she's a good girl, l think. Yeah. 375 00:21:03,179 --> 00:21:05,096 -She's a little daffy. Yeah. -Yeah. 376 00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:07,182 She loves you. 377 00:21:07,350 --> 00:21:09,893 Well, maybe. 378 00:21:10,394 --> 00:21:12,520 -Yeah. -Yeah. 379 00:21:12,688 --> 00:21:14,105 She is a good one. 380 00:21:14,273 --> 00:21:16,983 When's the last time you talked to your son? 381 00:21:18,444 --> 00:21:20,111 I don't know. 382 00:21:21,155 --> 00:21:22,656 Ten. 383 00:21:23,407 --> 00:21:27,702 Maybe ten.... Five.... 384 00:21:30,414 --> 00:21:31,539 Fuck. 385 00:21:31,707 --> 00:21:33,375 [SOBS] 386 00:21:33,542 --> 00:21:35,085 Fuck. 387 00:21:35,252 --> 00:21:37,963 That's another thing that goes. 388 00:21:38,130 --> 00:21:42,384 -Your memory? -Time lines, you know? 389 00:21:43,344 --> 00:21:48,390 I can remember things, but not right there. 390 00:21:48,557 --> 00:21:50,183 -You know? -Yeah. 391 00:21:50,351 --> 00:21:52,435 "Yeah"? What the fuck do you know? 392 00:21:52,603 --> 00:21:55,730 -l've seen it before. -Oh, other fucking assholes like me? 393 00:21:55,898 --> 00:21:58,733 -Ah, there's no asshole like you. -Cocksucker. 394 00:21:58,901 --> 00:21:59,985 [PHlL CHUCKLES] 395 00:22:00,152 --> 00:22:03,738 How come every word you use is either cocksucker, shit balls, or fuck? 396 00:22:03,906 --> 00:22:06,992 -Do me a personal favor. -Go fuck myself. 397 00:22:07,159 --> 00:22:08,576 -You got it. -Ha, ha. 398 00:22:08,744 --> 00:22:10,704 [EARL COUGHlNG] 399 00:22:15,167 --> 00:22:17,252 [EARL GROANS] 400 00:22:17,420 --> 00:22:19,254 I can't.... 401 00:22:19,422 --> 00:22:21,214 I can't hold on to this any longer. 402 00:22:21,382 --> 00:22:25,677 -l'll get another pill. Another morphine pill. -No. Give me the fucking phone. 403 00:22:25,845 --> 00:22:30,056 -Who you gonna call? -l wanna see this. I, uh-- 404 00:22:30,224 --> 00:22:32,434 -Where is he? Do you know? -Who? 405 00:22:32,601 --> 00:22:35,353 -Jack. -ls Jack your son? 406 00:22:37,773 --> 00:22:40,025 Do you want to call him on the phone? I can call him. 407 00:22:40,192 --> 00:22:42,777 I can dial the number if you can remember the number. 408 00:22:42,945 --> 00:22:44,863 It's not him. 409 00:22:45,031 --> 00:22:48,450 It's not him. He's a fucking asshole. 410 00:22:48,617 --> 00:22:51,953 Oh, Phil, come here. This is so boring. 411 00:22:52,121 --> 00:22:54,998 So goddamn.... Goddamn.... 412 00:22:55,166 --> 00:22:58,126 You know, that dying wish... 413 00:22:58,294 --> 00:23:01,796 ...and all that old man on a bed.... 414 00:23:03,132 --> 00:23:07,218 -Wants one thing. -lt's okay. 415 00:23:07,928 --> 00:23:09,846 Find him on a.... 416 00:23:13,517 --> 00:23:14,976 Frank. 417 00:23:16,353 --> 00:23:21,316 His name is Frank Mackey. 418 00:23:23,819 --> 00:23:25,987 -Frank Mackey? -Yeah. 419 00:23:26,155 --> 00:23:27,864 That's your son? 420 00:23:28,032 --> 00:23:29,991 Not my name. 421 00:23:31,035 --> 00:23:32,494 [EARL SIGHS] 422 00:23:32,661 --> 00:23:34,537 Go find... 423 00:23:35,331 --> 00:23:37,165 Find Lily. 424 00:23:38,876 --> 00:23:42,420 Give me that. Give me. 425 00:23:44,548 --> 00:23:47,675 Give me-- lf you give me that... 426 00:23:49,303 --> 00:23:51,513 ...over there on, uh.... 427 00:23:53,015 --> 00:23:55,433 Oh. Fuck. I can't hold on to this. 428 00:23:55,601 --> 00:23:57,185 I got it. I got it. 429 00:23:57,353 --> 00:23:58,770 EARL: Yeah. 430 00:24:00,022 --> 00:24:01,439 Ah. 431 00:24:04,360 --> 00:24:07,445 [AUDlENCE CHEERlNG AND APPLAUDING] 432 00:24:36,058 --> 00:24:39,060 [STRAUSS' "ALSO SPRACH ZARATHUSTRA" PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS] 433 00:24:39,228 --> 00:24:41,938 [AUDIENCE CHEERlNG AND APPLAUDING] 434 00:24:46,819 --> 00:24:49,946 [AUDIENCE CHEERlNG] 435 00:25:07,548 --> 00:25:10,550 [AUDIENCE WHlSTLlNG AND CHEERlNG] 436 00:25:41,582 --> 00:25:43,958 Respect the cock. 437 00:25:44,126 --> 00:25:46,419 [AUDIENCE CHEERlNG] 438 00:25:46,587 --> 00:25:50,215 And tame the cunt. 439 00:25:50,382 --> 00:25:53,218 [ALL CHEERING] 440 00:25:53,385 --> 00:25:54,802 Tame it. 441 00:25:54,970 --> 00:25:58,556 Take it on headfirst with the skills that I will teach you at work... 442 00:25:58,724 --> 00:26:01,059 -...and say, "No." AUDlENCE: No! 443 00:26:01,227 --> 00:26:03,853 -You will not control me. No! AUDlENCE: No! 444 00:26:04,021 --> 00:26:06,940 -You will not take my soul. No! AUDlENCE: No! 445 00:26:07,107 --> 00:26:09,734 You will not win this game. 446 00:26:09,902 --> 00:26:12,820 Because it is a game, guys. You wanna think it's not, huh? 447 00:26:12,988 --> 00:26:14,989 You go back to the schoolyard... 448 00:26:15,157 --> 00:26:18,660 ...and you have that crush on big-titted Mary Jane. 449 00:26:18,827 --> 00:26:21,371 [AUDIENCE CHEERlNG AND APPLAUDING] 450 00:26:23,791 --> 00:26:26,167 Respect the cock. 451 00:26:26,335 --> 00:26:28,670 [AUDIENCE CHEERS AND APPLAUDS] 452 00:26:31,507 --> 00:26:33,883 You are embedding this thought: 453 00:26:34,635 --> 00:26:38,137 -l am the one who's in charge. MAN: Yeah. 454 00:26:38,681 --> 00:26:41,683 -l am the one who says, "Yes." AUDlENCE: Yes! 455 00:26:41,850 --> 00:26:43,476 -"No." AUDlENCE: No! 456 00:26:43,644 --> 00:26:45,687 -"Now." AUDlENCE: Now! 457 00:26:45,854 --> 00:26:47,188 "Here." 458 00:26:47,356 --> 00:26:49,899 [AUDIENCE CHEERlNG AND APPLAUDING] 459 00:26:54,405 --> 00:26:56,197 Because it's universal, man. 460 00:26:56,365 --> 00:26:58,950 It is evolutional. lt is anthropological. 461 00:26:59,118 --> 00:27:02,370 -lt is biological. MAN: Yeah. 462 00:27:02,538 --> 00:27:04,080 It is animal. 463 00:27:04,248 --> 00:27:05,873 We... 464 00:27:06,041 --> 00:27:07,458 [FRANK GRUNTlNG] 465 00:27:07,626 --> 00:27:09,377 ...are... 466 00:27:09,545 --> 00:27:11,212 [AUDIENCE CHEERlNG AND APPLAUDING] 467 00:27:13,382 --> 00:27:15,717 ...men. 468 00:27:15,884 --> 00:27:17,885 [AUDIENCE CHEERlNG NEARBY] 469 00:27:18,053 --> 00:27:21,180 DOC: You need to ask yourself what you can do.... 470 00:27:21,890 --> 00:27:23,016 -You Gwenovier? -Yeah. 471 00:27:23,183 --> 00:27:24,976 I'm Captain Muffy, Frank's assistant. 472 00:27:25,144 --> 00:27:27,729 -This is Doc. We can go in right here. -Sorry I'm late. 473 00:27:27,896 --> 00:27:29,480 He started about 35 minutes ago... 474 00:27:29,648 --> 00:27:32,567 ...but he's probably getting all pumped up right now. 475 00:27:33,694 --> 00:27:37,155 FRANK: Look down at the top of the page. At the top of the page, what does it say? 476 00:27:37,323 --> 00:27:41,492 AUDlENCE: "Get a calendar." FRANK: Right. I cannot stress this enough. 477 00:27:41,660 --> 00:27:44,746 It's a simple item. It's 99 cents at the corner store. 478 00:27:44,913 --> 00:27:48,708 But if you look into your packs, reach deep into your packs... 479 00:27:48,876 --> 00:27:53,338 ...you will see that I have been nice enough to include one. See? 480 00:27:53,505 --> 00:27:57,300 Yeah, yeah. That's just the kind of prick l am. 481 00:27:57,468 --> 00:28:00,553 You're gonna need this calendar. It doesn't seem like much. 482 00:28:00,721 --> 00:28:02,722 It's a simple item. lt is a small item... 483 00:28:02,890 --> 00:28:06,142 ...but it is going to make all the difference in your world. 484 00:28:06,310 --> 00:28:08,269 You meet a girl, work an A-3 interruption. 485 00:28:08,437 --> 00:28:11,856 Let's say an eight-day waiting period before next contact. 486 00:28:12,024 --> 00:28:14,108 How are you gonna know when those eight days are up? 487 00:28:14,276 --> 00:28:15,318 AUDlENCE: Mark the calendar. 488 00:28:15,486 --> 00:28:18,029 That's right. Mark the calendar. You're gonna mark that calendar. 489 00:28:18,197 --> 00:28:20,782 You're going to stick with me and this calendar. 490 00:28:20,949 --> 00:28:22,241 You're gonna set goals. 491 00:28:22,409 --> 00:28:26,120 If you really, really wanna make that friend something else... 492 00:28:26,288 --> 00:28:28,498 ...you're gonna have to be tough on yourself. 493 00:28:28,665 --> 00:28:30,833 You're gonna have to set goals. 494 00:28:31,293 --> 00:28:34,212 Uh, you, sir, in the, uh, brown short-sleeve shirt. 495 00:28:34,380 --> 00:28:36,464 I can't read your name tag. What's your name, please? 496 00:28:36,632 --> 00:28:38,841 [PHONE KEYPAD BEEPlNG] 497 00:28:40,928 --> 00:28:42,345 [PHlL SlGHS] 498 00:28:42,513 --> 00:28:43,971 [LINE RINGlNG] 499 00:28:44,139 --> 00:28:47,809 WOMAN [OVER PHONE]: Hello. -Hi, uh, is Frank there? 500 00:28:47,976 --> 00:28:50,478 -No, you have the wrong number. -Um.... 501 00:28:50,646 --> 00:28:52,897 I'm sorry. I'm looking for a Frank Mackey. 502 00:28:53,065 --> 00:28:55,149 Yeah, no, there's no Frank here. 503 00:28:55,317 --> 00:29:00,321 Is this, um, 81 8-775-3993? 504 00:29:00,489 --> 00:29:03,157 Yeah. No, you have the wrong number. 505 00:29:04,493 --> 00:29:07,453 Do you know a Jack, by any chance? 506 00:29:07,621 --> 00:29:08,663 [LINE HANGS UP] 507 00:29:08,831 --> 00:29:10,998 Just a regular deal. Loosers and tighters. 508 00:29:11,166 --> 00:29:14,335 -We're all set upstairs. GEOFF: And then she called me up... 509 00:29:15,254 --> 00:29:19,340 ...and she asked me for advice about a guy. 510 00:29:19,508 --> 00:29:21,509 -Got everything you need? -All set, thanks. 511 00:29:21,677 --> 00:29:24,554 FRANK: Does she know how you feel about her? Have you discussed that? 512 00:29:24,721 --> 00:29:26,347 GEOFF: Yes. Absolutely. 513 00:29:26,515 --> 00:29:28,474 FRANK: And what does she say? 514 00:29:28,642 --> 00:29:31,602 She says she doesn't feel that way about me. 515 00:29:31,770 --> 00:29:32,937 [AUDIENCE MURMURlNG] 516 00:29:33,105 --> 00:29:36,691 I don't think there's anyone in this room that doesn't understand that pain... 517 00:29:36,859 --> 00:29:39,527 ...and l wanna thank you for sharing that with us. 518 00:29:39,695 --> 00:29:45,867 Let me tell you what we're gonna teach Denise when we set goals, all right? 519 00:29:46,034 --> 00:29:48,244 What l say is, "Denise. 520 00:29:48,412 --> 00:29:50,788 Denise the Piece." 521 00:29:50,956 --> 00:29:53,791 I mark it down. Oh, l write it up. 522 00:29:53,959 --> 00:29:56,335 And you have been warned... 523 00:29:56,503 --> 00:29:59,005 ...because I have my lasers... 524 00:29:59,173 --> 00:30:01,549 ...l have my Tasers, I have my ICBMs... 525 00:30:01,717 --> 00:30:06,804 ...l have my bazookas, I have my jets pointed right at you. 526 00:30:06,972 --> 00:30:09,724 Because me and my brothers, we like to celebrate... 527 00:30:09,892 --> 00:30:14,562 ...and on the first of May, we celebrate V-Day. 528 00:30:14,730 --> 00:30:17,231 [AUDIENCE APPLAUDS] 529 00:30:17,399 --> 00:30:22,195 And come June, oh, baby, it is the lick of my spoon. 530 00:30:22,362 --> 00:30:23,529 [AUDIENCE CHEERS] 531 00:30:23,697 --> 00:30:26,407 Come August, we like to celebrate... 532 00:30:26,575 --> 00:30:29,619 ...Saint Suck My Big Fat Fucking Sausage. 533 00:30:29,786 --> 00:30:31,204 [AUDIENCE CHEERS AND APPLAUDS] 534 00:30:31,371 --> 00:30:32,747 I set goals for myself... 535 00:30:32,915 --> 00:30:35,374 ...and when l say I do not wanna take it anymore... 536 00:30:35,542 --> 00:30:37,001 ...l will not take it anymore. 537 00:30:37,169 --> 00:30:40,087 You think she's your friend, Geoff? You think she's your friend? 538 00:30:40,255 --> 00:30:41,422 They're not your friends. 539 00:30:41,590 --> 00:30:44,800 Do you really think she's gonna be there when things go bad? 540 00:30:44,968 --> 00:30:48,721 Huh, guys? When things go wrong, do you think they're gonna be there for us? 541 00:30:48,889 --> 00:30:50,765 Ho-ho, you think again. 542 00:30:50,933 --> 00:30:54,268 Oh, fucking Denise, Denise the Piece... 543 00:30:54,436 --> 00:30:57,939 544 00:30:58,106 --> 00:31:00,358 [AUDIENCE CHEERS AND APPLAUDS] 545 00:31:02,819 --> 00:31:07,114 Oh, yeah, but listen up. That is not to say that we don't all need females as friends. 546 00:31:07,282 --> 00:31:10,993 We're gonna learn later that having a couple of chick friends lying around... 547 00:31:11,161 --> 00:31:14,622 ...comes in real handy in setting jealousy traps. We'll get to that later. 548 00:31:14,790 --> 00:31:19,252 Right now, what I want you guys to do is pull out your blue booklets, page 1 8. 549 00:31:19,419 --> 00:31:21,963 We're going quickly. We're gonna workshop it later. 550 00:31:22,130 --> 00:31:24,090 Eighteen, blue booklet. 551 00:31:24,258 --> 00:31:26,634 "Form A Tragedy." 552 00:31:26,802 --> 00:31:29,136 This is simple and clean, and if done correctly... 553 00:31:29,304 --> 00:31:31,514 ...can be very, very effective in getting some bush. 554 00:31:31,682 --> 00:31:34,892 Here we go. You call up your so-called friend and set a date. 555 00:31:35,060 --> 00:31:38,646 Let's say make it around 7:30. You call her on the phone. 556 00:31:41,692 --> 00:31:43,401 [KNOCKlNG ON DOOR] 557 00:32:02,170 --> 00:32:03,546 Hello? 558 00:32:04,298 --> 00:32:06,757 Hi. Uh, is Claudia here? 559 00:32:06,925 --> 00:32:08,843 She's sleeping. 560 00:32:10,512 --> 00:32:13,180 Are you--? Are you her boyfriend? 561 00:32:14,850 --> 00:32:16,183 You're Jimmy Gator, right? 562 00:32:16,351 --> 00:32:18,978 That's right. What's your name? 563 00:32:19,146 --> 00:32:20,896 I'm Ray. 564 00:32:21,940 --> 00:32:24,609 -So are you her boyfriend? -No, I'm just a friend. 565 00:32:24,776 --> 00:32:26,569 I see. 566 00:32:27,613 --> 00:32:30,573 -Ha, ha, what are you doing here? I mean-- -l'm her father. 567 00:32:31,867 --> 00:32:34,160 Mind if I come in? 568 00:32:35,078 --> 00:32:37,997 -Yeah, sure. -Thanks. 569 00:32:48,258 --> 00:32:52,219 CLAUDlA: What the fuck is this? JlMMY: It's me, Claudia. lt's me. 570 00:32:52,387 --> 00:32:55,181 What do you want? Why are you here? 571 00:32:55,766 --> 00:32:58,976 I'd like to talk to you. Uh, your boyfriend let me in. l just-- 572 00:32:59,144 --> 00:33:01,228 That's not my boyfriend. 573 00:33:01,396 --> 00:33:05,650 -Wanna call me a slut now or something? -No, I don't. 574 00:33:05,817 --> 00:33:07,401 What the fuck do you want? 575 00:33:08,445 --> 00:33:12,865 -l wanna sit. l wanna talk to you. -Don't sit down. 576 00:33:13,033 --> 00:33:16,243 I want to, uh-- God, I want so many things. 577 00:33:16,411 --> 00:33:18,746 -Maybe we could talk-- -l don't wanna talk to you. 578 00:33:18,914 --> 00:33:22,500 -There's things l have to talk to you about. -l don't want to talk to you. 579 00:33:22,668 --> 00:33:24,752 That's all right. It doesn't have to be now. 580 00:33:24,920 --> 00:33:26,962 We can make a date to set some other time. 581 00:33:27,130 --> 00:33:29,090 I didn't mean to walk in on you like this. 582 00:33:29,257 --> 00:33:32,593 Why are you here? Why are you doing this? Coming in here? 583 00:33:32,761 --> 00:33:35,930 -You wanna call me a whore? -No, I-- Claudia.... 584 00:33:36,098 --> 00:33:38,349 I don't want you to think I'm that way to you. 585 00:33:38,517 --> 00:33:42,019 -l'm not gonna call you a slut or something. -Yeah, ha, ha. Yeah, right. 586 00:33:42,187 --> 00:33:44,188 What are you doing here? 587 00:33:44,356 --> 00:33:47,108 What the fuck are you doing in my house? 588 00:33:47,275 --> 00:33:49,777 Please don't yell, honey. Just don't go crazy. 589 00:33:49,945 --> 00:33:53,614 I'm not crazy! Don't you tell me that I'm crazy! 590 00:33:53,782 --> 00:33:58,160 Claudia, l'm sick. l'm sick, Claudia. 591 00:33:58,328 --> 00:34:00,287 -Fuck you. -No, no, please, listen to me. 592 00:34:00,455 --> 00:34:02,957 -Fuck you! -Listen to me right now, Claudia. 593 00:34:03,125 --> 00:34:05,292 I am dying. 594 00:34:05,460 --> 00:34:07,878 I got sick, and then I fell down-- 595 00:34:08,046 --> 00:34:10,715 Fuck you! Get the fuck out of my house. 596 00:34:10,882 --> 00:34:14,135 I'm dying. I have cancer, Claudia. 597 00:34:14,302 --> 00:34:16,137 I have cancer. 598 00:34:16,304 --> 00:34:18,889 -And I'm dying very soon. -Fuck you. 599 00:34:19,057 --> 00:34:22,226 -lt's metastasized in my bones. -Fuck you! 600 00:34:22,394 --> 00:34:25,062 Claudia, it's.... I'm not lying to you. This is the truth. 601 00:34:25,230 --> 00:34:27,773 I'm telling you, Claudia, I'm going to lose. 602 00:34:28,775 --> 00:34:30,234 Get out. 603 00:34:30,986 --> 00:34:34,530 Get out! Get the fuck out of here! 604 00:34:34,698 --> 00:34:38,576 -Get out! Go! -Your mother would like to hear from you. 605 00:34:39,077 --> 00:34:41,829 Fuck you. Get out! 606 00:34:43,331 --> 00:34:46,208 Get the fuck out of my house now! 607 00:34:46,376 --> 00:34:48,210 Get out! 608 00:34:51,006 --> 00:34:54,049 [AD JlNGLE PLAYING ON TV] 609 00:34:57,387 --> 00:34:59,180 WOMAN 1 [ON TV]: Keep your body running good. 610 00:34:59,347 --> 00:35:01,182 MAN 1 : Prevention is everything. 611 00:35:01,349 --> 00:35:04,059 MAN 2: If you don't maintain it, I'll be fixing it. 612 00:35:04,227 --> 00:35:05,519 WOMAN 1 : Keep fit. Stay healthy. 613 00:35:05,687 --> 00:35:08,355 MAN 3: If your car is running good, take it to Jiffy Lube... 614 00:35:08,523 --> 00:35:09,690 ...and they offer Pennzoil. 615 00:35:09,858 --> 00:35:11,484 MAN 4: Prevention. 616 00:35:11,651 --> 00:35:12,985 WOMAN 2: It's worth it. 617 00:35:13,153 --> 00:35:14,904 MAN 2: Hey, you don't wanna see me. 618 00:35:15,071 --> 00:35:16,530 AVl: Don. 619 00:35:17,365 --> 00:35:19,116 Hey, Avi. 620 00:35:19,284 --> 00:35:21,035 Just one sec. 621 00:35:21,703 --> 00:35:24,538 MAN [ON TV]: Say goodbye to the plastered-down look of heavy hairspray... 622 00:35:24,706 --> 00:35:26,373 ...and hello to the natural-looking-- 623 00:35:27,209 --> 00:35:29,043 -Please. SOLOMON: Don't, Donnie. Don't do this. 624 00:35:29,211 --> 00:35:32,379 This is so fucked, Solomon! I don't deserve this! 625 00:35:32,547 --> 00:35:36,091 Don't get strong, Donnie. This is making sense. 626 00:35:36,259 --> 00:35:38,511 This is making a lot of sense. 627 00:35:38,678 --> 00:35:42,056 You are not doing the job. The job l ask you to do. 628 00:35:42,224 --> 00:35:44,266 A job l give you. 629 00:35:44,434 --> 00:35:46,227 Over and over and over. 630 00:35:46,394 --> 00:35:49,355 I'm sorry, but I'm not gonna say "I'm sorry" much more. 631 00:35:49,523 --> 00:35:51,982 I don't have any money, Solomon. If you fire me-- 632 00:35:52,150 --> 00:35:55,319 SOLOMON: I pay you. l give you a paycheck. 633 00:35:55,487 --> 00:35:57,780 Your sales suck, Don. 634 00:35:57,948 --> 00:36:00,074 I give. I give. 635 00:36:00,242 --> 00:36:02,701 When I find you, when l meet you, what? 636 00:36:02,869 --> 00:36:04,745 I put your name up on a fucking billboard. 637 00:36:04,913 --> 00:36:06,831 I put you in my store. My salesman. 638 00:36:06,998 --> 00:36:10,209 My fucking representation of Solomon Solomon Electronic. 639 00:36:10,377 --> 00:36:12,503 The Quiz Kid, Donnie Smith, from the game show. 640 00:36:12,671 --> 00:36:15,756 I lent you my celebrity, my name. Exactly. 641 00:36:15,924 --> 00:36:20,386 Oh, fuck you. Fuck you. I paid you! l paid you! 642 00:36:20,554 --> 00:36:24,723 I gave you a fucking chance, and a chance, over and over, and you let me down! 643 00:36:24,891 --> 00:36:27,268 I trust you with so much! 644 00:36:27,435 --> 00:36:31,981 Keys to my store. The codes to my locks. The life and blood of my business. 645 00:36:32,148 --> 00:36:34,942 In return, you smash in 7-Eleven! 646 00:36:35,110 --> 00:36:38,112 And late! Always late! Loans! 647 00:36:38,280 --> 00:36:40,406 The loans for your kitchen that you never did. 648 00:36:40,574 --> 00:36:41,615 I paid you back! 649 00:36:41,783 --> 00:36:44,243 SOLOMON: Two years! Two years later, and from your paycheck! 650 00:36:44,411 --> 00:36:46,036 I never charged interest. 651 00:36:46,204 --> 00:36:48,330 Solomon, please. Please. 652 00:36:48,498 --> 00:36:50,374 I am so fucked here if you do this. 653 00:36:50,542 --> 00:36:54,295 This is the worst timing. The worst timing I could ever imagine. 654 00:36:54,462 --> 00:36:55,796 I need to keep working. 655 00:36:55,964 --> 00:36:58,924 I have so many debts, so many things. 656 00:36:59,092 --> 00:37:01,760 I have-- I have-- l have-- I have my surgery. 657 00:37:01,928 --> 00:37:04,722 -My oral surgery coming. -What surgery? 658 00:37:04,890 --> 00:37:08,017 Oral surgery. Corrective teeth surgery. 659 00:37:08,184 --> 00:37:10,394 SOLOMON: What is that? -Braces. 660 00:37:10,562 --> 00:37:12,313 SOLOMON: You don't need braces. -Yes, I do. 661 00:37:12,480 --> 00:37:14,398 AVl: Your teeth are straight. -l need surgery! 662 00:37:14,566 --> 00:37:16,025 I need corrective oral surgery. 663 00:37:16,192 --> 00:37:18,986 Donnie, you got struck by lightning that time in Tahoe. 664 00:37:19,154 --> 00:37:20,946 I don't think braces is a good idea. 665 00:37:21,114 --> 00:37:23,574 Solomon, just let me ask you once, please. 666 00:37:23,742 --> 00:37:24,783 Please don't do this. 667 00:37:24,951 --> 00:37:27,620 AVl: How are you paying for the braces? -l don't know. 668 00:37:27,787 --> 00:37:30,456 SOLOMON: Well, that's just incredible. How much are braces, anyway? 669 00:37:30,624 --> 00:37:32,333 It's, uh.... lt doesn't matter. 670 00:37:32,500 --> 00:37:35,669 AVl: It's, like, $5000. I've seen it. l know. -Now you're pissing me off. 671 00:37:35,837 --> 00:37:37,963 This is incredible. This is fucking stupid. 672 00:37:38,131 --> 00:37:40,257 You're paying $5000 for braces you don't need? 673 00:37:40,425 --> 00:37:42,092 -l've been a good worker. -Don't. 674 00:37:42,260 --> 00:37:44,845 -No need for braces. -Where are you gonna get the money? 675 00:37:45,013 --> 00:37:46,889 -l don't know. -You were going to ask me. 676 00:37:47,057 --> 00:37:49,767 -l have been a good worker. -No need for braces, Donnie. 677 00:37:49,935 --> 00:37:51,352 That is none of your business! 678 00:37:51,519 --> 00:37:54,855 I've been a good and loyal worker for you, you fucking assholes! 679 00:37:55,023 --> 00:37:57,358 -Hey, fuck you. Watch it, now. -Give me your keys. 680 00:37:57,525 --> 00:38:00,819 -No, don't-- -Give me your fucking keys! 681 00:38:11,831 --> 00:38:14,041 OFFlCER 1 : Identified as Porter Parker, age 59... 682 00:38:14,209 --> 00:38:16,543 ...better known as the dead guy in the closet. 683 00:38:16,711 --> 00:38:18,420 Says the building guy, this is her husband. 684 00:38:18,588 --> 00:38:20,714 DETECTlVE 1 : He comes around, raises some shit... 685 00:38:20,882 --> 00:38:22,549 ...screaming and yelling something. 686 00:38:22,717 --> 00:38:24,218 There's a son and a kid. 687 00:38:24,386 --> 00:38:26,595 -Her son? -Her son. That's right. And the kid. 688 00:38:26,763 --> 00:38:28,764 They were here, and from late last night... 689 00:38:28,932 --> 00:38:31,058 ...and through the morning, screaming and yelling. 690 00:38:31,226 --> 00:38:33,394 -Where are they? DETECTlVE 1 : They are not to be found. 691 00:38:33,561 --> 00:38:36,438 She's got $600 and a large box of condoms next to the bed. 692 00:38:36,606 --> 00:38:38,983 -She was real belligerent-- OFFlCER 2: Three wedding rings. 693 00:38:39,150 --> 00:38:42,528 CORONER: Guys coming in and out all day. This is the building guy talking. 694 00:38:42,696 --> 00:38:45,990 OFFlCER 1 : Building guy says the son and the closet guy are always going at it. 695 00:38:46,157 --> 00:38:49,201 DETECTlVE 2: And what is she saying? OFFlCER 1 : Not a goddamn thing. 696 00:38:51,871 --> 00:38:54,206 Thanks, Randy. Whoa! 697 00:38:54,874 --> 00:38:57,084 How much you pay me for my help? 698 00:38:57,252 --> 00:38:59,336 It's more complicated than that, little man. 699 00:38:59,504 --> 00:39:02,131 Put me on the payroll and find out. Find out what's up. 700 00:39:02,298 --> 00:39:05,050 Okay, you don't just sign up to be a police officer. 701 00:39:05,218 --> 00:39:09,138 -lt's about three years of training, okay? -l'm trained. l'm ready to go. 702 00:39:09,305 --> 00:39:12,683 -You wanna buy some candy to help--? -No. No, sorry, little man. 703 00:39:12,851 --> 00:39:15,394 You wanna take my statement? I'll perform for you. 704 00:39:15,562 --> 00:39:18,731 -Gotta get paid, though. Gotta get paid. -Mm-hm. 705 00:39:18,898 --> 00:39:20,441 Why aren't you in school today? 706 00:39:20,608 --> 00:39:23,402 No school today. My teacher got sick. 707 00:39:23,570 --> 00:39:26,238 Oh, you don't have substitute teachers where you go to school? 708 00:39:26,406 --> 00:39:28,615 No. So, what did they find out in there? 709 00:39:28,783 --> 00:39:30,826 JlM: That is confidential information, little man. 710 00:39:30,994 --> 00:39:33,287 DIXON: Tell me what you know. I'll tell you what l know. 711 00:39:33,455 --> 00:39:34,455 JlM: No can do. 712 00:39:34,622 --> 00:39:38,167 DIXON: Leave this one to the detectives, they ain't gonna solve shit. 713 00:39:38,334 --> 00:39:40,794 I can help you. Make you the man with the plan. 714 00:39:40,962 --> 00:39:43,297 Give you the gift that I flow. Think fast. 715 00:39:43,465 --> 00:39:46,800 -You wanna know who killed that guy? -Okay. You come here. 716 00:39:46,968 --> 00:39:48,802 DIXON: No. -Come here. 717 00:39:48,970 --> 00:39:51,055 You wanna disrespect an officer of the law? 718 00:39:51,222 --> 00:39:54,308 I can help you solve the case. I can tell you who did it. 719 00:39:54,809 --> 00:39:57,519 Oh, you're a joker, huh? Telling me jokes? 720 00:39:57,687 --> 00:40:01,565 -l'm a rapper. -Oh, you're a rapper. Oh, okay. 721 00:40:01,733 --> 00:40:03,984 -You got a record contract? -Not yet. 722 00:40:04,152 --> 00:40:06,987 Give you a clue for the bust if you show me some trust. 723 00:40:07,155 --> 00:40:08,822 You ever been to juvenile hall? 724 00:40:08,990 --> 00:40:10,157 I ain't fucking with you! 725 00:40:10,325 --> 00:40:13,160 Hey, watch the mouth. Watch it. 726 00:40:13,328 --> 00:40:15,120 Come on, man, just watch me. 727 00:40:15,288 --> 00:40:17,289 Watch and listen. 728 00:40:17,916 --> 00:40:19,374 [SIGHS] 729 00:40:20,835 --> 00:40:22,294 Okay. 730 00:40:25,423 --> 00:40:28,467 [RAPPING] Presence With the double-ass-meaning gifts l bestow 731 00:40:28,635 --> 00:40:31,136 With my riff and my flow But you don't hear me, though 732 00:40:31,304 --> 00:40:32,387 Think fast, catch me, yo 733 00:40:32,555 --> 00:40:34,765 'Cause l throw what l know With a resonance 734 00:40:34,933 --> 00:40:37,017 For your trouble-ass fiend In weaning yourself 735 00:40:37,185 --> 00:40:38,519 Off of the back of the shelf 736 00:40:38,978 --> 00:40:41,355 Jackass crackers, body-stackers 737 00:40:41,523 --> 00:40:43,649 Dick-tooting niggers Masturbating your triggers 738 00:40:43,817 --> 00:40:46,819 Hold it, homeboy. I don't need to hear that word. 739 00:40:46,986 --> 00:40:49,279 Living to get older With a chip on your shoulder 740 00:40:49,447 --> 00:40:52,783 Except you think you got a grip 'Cause your hip got a holster 741 00:40:52,951 --> 00:40:56,495 Ain't no confessor, so, buster, you betterjust shut the fuck up 742 00:40:56,663 --> 00:40:58,080 Try to listen and learn 743 00:40:58,248 --> 00:41:01,792 Whoa, cut it, Coolio. l've had enough of the mouth and the language. 744 00:41:01,960 --> 00:41:03,794 I'm almost done. 745 00:41:03,962 --> 00:41:05,879 Finish it up without the lip. 746 00:41:06,047 --> 00:41:09,174 Check that ego Come off it, l'm the prophet 747 00:41:09,342 --> 00:41:11,885 The professor I'm gonna teach you about the Worm 748 00:41:12,053 --> 00:41:15,973 Who eventually turned to catch wreck With the neck of a long-time oppressor 749 00:41:16,141 --> 00:41:19,184 And he's running from the devil But the debt is always gaining 750 00:41:19,352 --> 00:41:22,271 And if he's worth being hurt He's worth bringing pain in 751 00:41:22,438 --> 00:41:25,649 When the sunshine don't work The good Lord bring the rain in 752 00:41:25,817 --> 00:41:28,652 Now, that shit will help you solve the case. 753 00:41:32,365 --> 00:41:35,075 Okay. Whatever that meant. 754 00:41:35,243 --> 00:41:37,995 I'm sure it's real helpful, lce-T. 755 00:41:38,830 --> 00:41:40,747 DIXON: Did you listen to me? 756 00:41:40,915 --> 00:41:43,000 I was listening to you. 757 00:41:43,168 --> 00:41:46,879 I told you who did it, and you're not even listening to me. 758 00:41:47,046 --> 00:41:48,881 I'm through playing games. 759 00:41:49,048 --> 00:41:52,176 Be cool. Stay in school, okay? 760 00:41:52,343 --> 00:41:53,427 Get out of the street now. 761 00:41:53,595 --> 00:41:55,429 [ENGINE STARTS] 762 00:41:55,597 --> 00:41:57,264 Move it. 763 00:43:02,163 --> 00:43:04,248 RICK: Come on, let's go. -You're late, not me. 764 00:43:04,415 --> 00:43:07,417 RICK: You could have been in front. -l didn't see you from the window. 765 00:43:07,585 --> 00:43:10,003 Well, you-- Why didn't you just, uh--? I don't know. 766 00:43:10,171 --> 00:43:13,257 You could have come in the front. I don't know. Hurry up. 767 00:43:14,759 --> 00:43:18,262 -All right, you ready to keep winning? -Sure. 768 00:43:19,222 --> 00:43:21,056 [ENGINE STARTS] 769 00:43:33,027 --> 00:43:34,611 RICK: You okay? 770 00:43:35,697 --> 00:43:38,240 Busted my ankle there. 771 00:43:39,993 --> 00:43:42,077 You gotta have that makeup lady fix your hair. 772 00:43:42,245 --> 00:43:44,413 STANLEY: Okay. -Okay? lt's really wet. 773 00:43:44,580 --> 00:43:47,374 -There you are. There you are. -l'm sorry we're late, Cynthia. 774 00:43:47,542 --> 00:43:50,210 -Oh, that's all right. RICK: We got caught in traffic. 775 00:43:50,378 --> 00:43:52,587 -Your book is okay. How you doing? -l'm fine. 776 00:43:52,755 --> 00:43:55,799 Yeah? Yeah, you ready to go, go, go? 777 00:43:55,967 --> 00:43:58,176 Know anybody involved in that Alan Thicke thing? 778 00:43:58,344 --> 00:44:00,429 The Corey Haim thing? Terrorist in the high school? 779 00:44:00,596 --> 00:44:02,723 -Uh, no. -Where's Richard and Julia? 780 00:44:02,890 --> 00:44:04,933 Oh, good. Um, they're here. They're fine. 781 00:44:05,101 --> 00:44:07,269 They're in the dressing room, so we're all set. 782 00:44:07,437 --> 00:44:09,730 -Okay. See you later. -You go to it, handsome. 783 00:44:09,897 --> 00:44:12,566 -See you. -Okay, buddy, love you. 784 00:44:12,734 --> 00:44:14,276 [SIGHS] 785 00:44:14,444 --> 00:44:16,903 -Good luck, Rick. -Hey, Peter. 786 00:44:17,447 --> 00:44:19,406 Dick, Dick. l'm sorry. Dick. 787 00:44:19,574 --> 00:44:22,743 Fuck. Can't get that fucking name. 788 00:44:22,910 --> 00:44:24,077 [GRUNTS] 789 00:44:24,245 --> 00:44:26,913 -Who's ready to beat the record? JULlA'S DAD: That was close. 790 00:44:27,081 --> 00:44:30,292 RICK: It's cats and fucking dogs out there. -Cats and dogs indeed. 791 00:44:30,460 --> 00:44:32,961 RICK: I've never seen it rain this bad since last year... 792 00:44:33,129 --> 00:44:36,089 ...because of La Nina or El Nino or whatever the shit. 793 00:44:36,257 --> 00:44:38,508 [RlCK MUTTERS lN SPANlSH] 794 00:44:38,676 --> 00:44:40,218 RICK: Sorry l'm late. 795 00:44:40,386 --> 00:44:43,013 -What was your name again? -Amy, Mr. Jennings. 796 00:44:43,181 --> 00:44:45,766 DICK: Call me D.J. You said Amy, right? Listen. 797 00:44:45,933 --> 00:44:48,352 Trust me, you know. But stay focused. 798 00:44:48,519 --> 00:44:50,020 Where's the news department? 799 00:44:50,188 --> 00:44:52,147 CYNTHlA: It's upstairs. -Have you ever been there? 800 00:44:52,315 --> 00:44:53,732 Oh, sure. Why? 801 00:44:53,900 --> 00:44:55,692 I was wondering about the weather department. 802 00:44:55,860 --> 00:44:57,944 -Uh-huh. -l was wonder whether the weather people... 803 00:44:58,112 --> 00:44:59,905 ...have outside meteorological services... 804 00:45:00,073 --> 00:45:01,782 ...or if they have in-house instruments. 805 00:45:01,949 --> 00:45:04,951 Um, I can check on that, and later we can take a tour. 806 00:45:05,119 --> 00:45:06,620 -Oh, okay. -Sounds good? 807 00:45:06,788 --> 00:45:09,039 -You asking because it's raining outside? -l guess. 808 00:45:09,207 --> 00:45:11,458 Uh-huh. What do you do? Whatever's happening, you look into? 809 00:45:11,626 --> 00:45:12,876 [ELEVATOR DINGS] 810 00:45:13,044 --> 00:45:14,544 -Something like that? -l don't know. 811 00:45:14,712 --> 00:45:19,007 Ha, ha, you don't know, huh? Well, it's not a bad way to be. 812 00:45:19,175 --> 00:45:21,301 Interested in everything that's going around. 813 00:45:21,469 --> 00:45:24,471 Wet-- Wet is wet. Just that simple. 814 00:45:24,639 --> 00:45:27,933 STANLEY: Hi, Mary. -Hi, hon, Stanley. 815 00:45:38,403 --> 00:45:39,986 [PHONE RlNGS] 816 00:45:40,154 --> 00:45:41,905 Production. 817 00:45:49,205 --> 00:45:51,540 MARY: Rose is on the phone. Here are the cards for today. 818 00:45:51,707 --> 00:45:53,917 -Fifteen minutes to go over those cards. -Sorry. 819 00:45:54,085 --> 00:45:56,086 -Find Paula for me. -You want her right now? 820 00:45:56,254 --> 00:45:58,338 -Yes, now. -We're on the air in 20 minutes. 821 00:45:58,506 --> 00:46:01,508 Fucking hell, Mary. Yeah, hi. 822 00:46:01,676 --> 00:46:05,011 -Hi, how you doing? JIMMY: I'm drinking. 823 00:46:05,179 --> 00:46:08,515 -Slowly or quickly? -As fast as I can. 824 00:46:08,683 --> 00:46:11,101 You come home soon after the show. 825 00:46:11,269 --> 00:46:12,769 I went to see her. 826 00:46:12,937 --> 00:46:15,689 Some fucking asshole answers the door in his underwear. 827 00:46:15,857 --> 00:46:17,190 He's 50 years old. 828 00:46:17,358 --> 00:46:19,443 There's coke and shit laid out on the table. 829 00:46:19,610 --> 00:46:20,902 Did she talk to you? 830 00:46:21,070 --> 00:46:23,697 She went crazy. She went fucking crazy, Rose. 831 00:46:23,865 --> 00:46:26,533 -Did you tell her? -Oh, I don't know. 832 00:46:26,701 --> 00:46:28,201 I gotta go. l don't have time. 833 00:46:28,369 --> 00:46:30,954 I got a lot more drinking to do before l go on. 834 00:46:31,122 --> 00:46:34,291 -l love you. -Love you too. 835 00:46:34,459 --> 00:46:35,876 Shit. 836 00:46:38,045 --> 00:46:39,504 [SOBS] 837 00:46:39,672 --> 00:46:41,381 [SIGHS] 838 00:47:08,576 --> 00:47:10,577 [SNlFFlNG] 839 00:47:10,745 --> 00:47:13,413 [AIMEE MAN'S "MOMENTUM" PLAYlNG LOUDLY ON STEREO] 840 00:47:16,834 --> 00:47:19,002 [MUSlC PLAYlNG LOUDLY lNSlDE] 841 00:47:36,896 --> 00:47:40,941 -Hello? JlM: Police! Open the door! 842 00:47:41,108 --> 00:47:42,359 Who is it? 843 00:47:43,194 --> 00:47:46,196 JlM: It's the LAPD! Open the door! 844 00:47:47,031 --> 00:47:48,823 CLAUDlA: I'm coming! 845 00:47:48,991 --> 00:47:51,451 I have to get dressed! 846 00:47:53,120 --> 00:47:56,790 You're not coming fast enough! Open the door! 847 00:47:56,958 --> 00:48:00,752 Didn't you hear me? l said l'm coming, and that means l'm coming! 848 00:48:00,920 --> 00:48:03,755 I just have to get dressed, all right? 849 00:48:03,923 --> 00:48:06,591 I really-- l have to get dressed! 850 00:48:16,936 --> 00:48:19,020 I hate coming here and not being able to talk. 851 00:48:19,188 --> 00:48:21,439 It's fine. I understand. 852 00:48:21,607 --> 00:48:23,441 I wish the circumstance was better. 853 00:48:23,609 --> 00:48:25,860 I don't know what's gonna happen. It's so fucked. 854 00:48:26,028 --> 00:48:29,906 -l feel so over the top with everything. -Running out of your medication at all... 855 00:48:30,074 --> 00:48:32,325 ...let alone at a time like this, could be drastic. 856 00:48:32,493 --> 00:48:34,578 Thank you, Dr. Diane. 857 00:48:36,831 --> 00:48:39,332 MAN 1 [ON TV]: --even yourpocket. And the pocket fisherman's-- 858 00:48:39,500 --> 00:48:41,501 MAN 2: --7:30 this Saturday night. 859 00:48:41,669 --> 00:48:46,923 RON: --dollars and 99 cents. MAN 3: Hold it, Ron. It's only four easy-- 860 00:48:47,091 --> 00:48:48,800 NASDAQ trading at-- 861 00:48:48,968 --> 00:48:50,677 [MOANlNG] 862 00:48:56,475 --> 00:48:59,811 DICK: --Stanley Spector and his brilliant friends, Richard and Julia... 863 00:48:59,979 --> 00:49:04,065 ...can defeat today's adult challengers, Mim, Luis, and Todd. 864 00:49:04,233 --> 00:49:07,027 They're moving towards a half-a-million-dollar team total... 865 00:49:07,194 --> 00:49:09,529 ...and a What Do Kids Know? record. 866 00:49:09,989 --> 00:49:12,866 WOMAN [ON PHONE]: Pink Dot. -Hi. I'd like to get an order for delivery. 867 00:49:13,034 --> 00:49:16,578 -Phone number? -81 8-725-4424. 868 00:49:16,746 --> 00:49:18,330 -Partridge? -Yeah. 869 00:49:18,497 --> 00:49:19,581 What would you like? 870 00:49:19,749 --> 00:49:22,125 I'd like to get an order of, um, peanut butter... 871 00:49:22,293 --> 00:49:25,045 -Mm-hm. -...uh, cigarettes, Camel Lights. 872 00:49:25,212 --> 00:49:27,255 -Mm-hm. -Uh, water.... 873 00:49:27,423 --> 00:49:30,967 -Bottled water? -Um, no. You know what, forget the water. 874 00:49:31,135 --> 00:49:34,846 -Just give me a loaf of bread. White bread. -Okay. 875 00:49:35,014 --> 00:49:40,060 -And, um, do you have Playboy magazine? -Yeah. 876 00:49:40,227 --> 00:49:43,813 Okay. One of those. And, uh, Penthouse, the magazine? 877 00:49:43,981 --> 00:49:47,275 -Yeah. -You have that? Okay. Uh, one of those. 878 00:49:47,443 --> 00:49:51,154 -And, um, Hustler? -Yeah. 879 00:49:51,322 --> 00:49:54,032 -Do you have that? -Yeah, l said. 880 00:49:54,200 --> 00:49:56,076 -That it? -Yeah, that's it. 881 00:49:56,243 --> 00:49:58,828 You still want the peanut butter, bread, and cigarettes? 882 00:49:58,996 --> 00:50:01,498 Yeah. What? 883 00:50:01,666 --> 00:50:05,710 -The total is 31 .90. Thirty minutes or less. -Okay. Thank you. 884 00:50:05,878 --> 00:50:08,171 -ls that cash or credit card? -Cash. 885 00:50:08,339 --> 00:50:10,256 -Thanks. -Thank you. 886 00:50:10,424 --> 00:50:12,425 -Bye. -Bye. 887 00:50:18,933 --> 00:50:20,934 [MUTTERING] 888 00:50:23,104 --> 00:50:26,231 ALL: Respect the cock and tame the cunt! 889 00:50:26,399 --> 00:50:28,400 FRANK: Have a great lunch! 890 00:50:28,567 --> 00:50:30,568 [ALL CHEERING] 891 00:50:32,863 --> 00:50:35,865 This is Gwenovier from Profiles. She's here for the interview. 892 00:50:36,033 --> 00:50:37,784 -Nice to meet you. -l admire your work. 893 00:50:37,952 --> 00:50:42,539 -Thank you. l have us set up in a suite-- -lt's not very safe for you here. 894 00:50:42,707 --> 00:50:45,125 I finish one of these seminars, Gwenovier.... 895 00:50:45,292 --> 00:50:49,754 I swear to fucking God. I mean, l am Batman. 896 00:50:49,922 --> 00:50:52,590 I'm Superman. I'm like a.... A fucking.... 897 00:50:52,758 --> 00:50:53,967 [EXHALES] 898 00:50:54,135 --> 00:50:55,927 I'm like a fucking action hero after that. 899 00:50:56,095 --> 00:50:58,263 I could walk out if this room right now. 900 00:50:58,431 --> 00:51:00,682 I could go down the hall, walk down the street... 901 00:51:00,850 --> 00:51:04,310 ...and pick up any little honey I meet that has even one second to stop. 902 00:51:04,478 --> 00:51:06,980 GWENOVIER: All it takes is one second? -Just one second, girl. 903 00:51:07,148 --> 00:51:08,940 One glance, one hesitation... 904 00:51:09,108 --> 00:51:13,987 ...one subtle look my way for me to know... 905 00:51:14,155 --> 00:51:15,947 ...and then it is: 906 00:51:16,115 --> 00:51:18,283 Bing, bang, boom. 907 00:51:18,451 --> 00:51:20,994 Oh, my God. Oh! 908 00:51:21,162 --> 00:51:22,579 I'm away on a tangent. 909 00:51:22,747 --> 00:51:24,122 [ALL LAUGHING] 910 00:51:24,874 --> 00:51:27,667 -l tell you.... GWENOVIER: Don't hurt yourself, okay? 911 00:51:27,835 --> 00:51:30,295 I tell you, l do. 912 00:51:30,463 --> 00:51:32,672 I get so fucking jazzed at these seminars... 913 00:51:32,840 --> 00:51:36,050 ...see, because l am what l believe. 914 00:51:36,218 --> 00:51:38,178 I do as l say. 915 00:51:38,345 --> 00:51:41,973 I live by these rules... 916 00:51:42,141 --> 00:51:43,975 ...as religiously as I preach them. 917 00:51:44,143 --> 00:51:47,687 That's why I am getting the nasty left, right, center, up, down, sideways. 918 00:51:47,855 --> 00:51:51,941 The Battle of the Bush is being fought and won by Team Mackey. 919 00:51:54,695 --> 00:51:58,448 -We're gonna start rolling now. -What? l thought we were rolling. 920 00:51:58,616 --> 00:52:03,369 Come on, go, go, go, Gwenovier. I am firing pearls at you here. 921 00:52:03,537 --> 00:52:06,164 I want you to know that l'm not succeeding in the bush... 922 00:52:06,332 --> 00:52:09,834 ...because I'm Frank T.J. Mackey. Ah, you think about this. 923 00:52:10,002 --> 00:52:13,421 I mean, there are women... 924 00:52:13,589 --> 00:52:17,133 ...who, uh, wanna destroy me. 925 00:52:17,301 --> 00:52:20,261 No. I find that hard to believe. 926 00:52:20,429 --> 00:52:21,888 [LAUGHS] 927 00:52:22,056 --> 00:52:24,432 It makes it very difficult, twice as hard for me. 928 00:52:24,600 --> 00:52:26,434 There's some hottie l'm moving in on... 929 00:52:26,602 --> 00:52:32,565 ...knows me, knows my, you know, my, uh, plans and my schemes, you know? 930 00:52:32,733 --> 00:52:34,275 She's gonna wanna fuck with me. 931 00:52:34,443 --> 00:52:37,195 She's gonna go back, you know tell her friends: Yada, yada, yada.... 932 00:52:37,363 --> 00:52:40,406 "You know, Frank T.J. Mackey, he ain't all that." You know. 933 00:52:40,574 --> 00:52:42,450 "He ain't all that. Didn't get me." 934 00:52:42,618 --> 00:52:44,285 So, me, l am.... 935 00:52:44,453 --> 00:52:47,580 You know, I'm just on full afterburners... 936 00:52:47,748 --> 00:52:49,666 -...full-throttle through hottie heaven. -Okay. 937 00:52:49,834 --> 00:52:50,917 [FRANK PANTING] 938 00:52:51,085 --> 00:52:53,419 -Just dodging left. Dodging right. -Yes, I understand. 939 00:52:53,587 --> 00:52:58,216 -Dodging these bullets from these terrorists. -l should've known this was gonna happen. 940 00:52:58,384 --> 00:53:01,761 Calm down, take it easy, and be a good boy... 941 00:53:01,929 --> 00:53:04,055 ...okay, Mr. Mackey? 942 00:53:04,223 --> 00:53:06,140 Thank you. Now, you sit back there... 943 00:53:06,308 --> 00:53:08,268 ...put your microphone on for me, please... 944 00:53:08,435 --> 00:53:11,604 -Yes, ma'am. -So we can do this thing, all right? 945 00:53:14,650 --> 00:53:17,110 Okay, um.... 946 00:53:20,072 --> 00:53:24,284 -Okay. Let me start by asking you-- -Just a second. One second. 947 00:53:28,789 --> 00:53:30,790 You missed a button. 948 00:53:31,834 --> 00:53:33,459 FRANK: Thank you. 949 00:53:38,299 --> 00:53:39,799 What do you wanna know? 950 00:53:39,967 --> 00:53:42,969 [GABRlELLE'S "DREAMS" PLAYlNG ON STEREO] 951 00:53:52,021 --> 00:53:53,479 Make it happen. 952 00:53:53,647 --> 00:53:57,150 This is you, Donnie. Go, go, go. 953 00:53:57,318 --> 00:53:59,903 [SUPERTRAMP'S "GOODBYE STRANGER" PLAYlNG OVER SPEAKERS] 954 00:54:04,825 --> 00:54:07,410 [PATRONS CHATTERING] 955 00:54:07,578 --> 00:54:09,871 [PATRONS LAUGHING] 956 00:54:28,182 --> 00:54:30,808 [PATRONS CHATTERING AND LAUGHING] 957 00:54:42,071 --> 00:54:43,947 Hello. You're back again, huh? 958 00:54:44,114 --> 00:54:46,157 Yeah. Yes. Hi. 959 00:54:46,325 --> 00:54:49,160 -What can l get you? -Uh, Diet Coke. 960 00:55:12,309 --> 00:55:15,228 [BOTH SPEAKlNG INDlSTlNCTLY] 961 00:55:37,334 --> 00:55:39,961 MAN: You look tired. You want one of these? 962 00:55:40,129 --> 00:55:42,505 Better pour you one of these, huh? 963 00:55:42,673 --> 00:55:44,674 WAITRESS: Can you ring me up? 964 00:55:51,223 --> 00:55:53,599 THURSTON: Brad, good to see you. BRAD: lt's good to see you. 965 00:55:53,767 --> 00:55:55,935 THURSTON: You make that down payment on the Harley yet? 966 00:55:56,103 --> 00:55:58,980 BRAD: Not yet. Not yet. l'll make it next week. 967 00:55:59,148 --> 00:56:00,898 [BOTH SPEAKlNG INDlSTlNCTLY] 968 00:56:01,066 --> 00:56:04,527 BRAD: Six days. You'll be the first. 969 00:56:05,946 --> 00:56:07,780 Ha, ha, I would love that. 970 00:56:07,948 --> 00:56:10,283 -Want another one? -Yes. 971 00:56:21,587 --> 00:56:23,463 Uh, I'd like a tequila. 972 00:56:23,630 --> 00:56:26,340 WAITRESS: What kind? -lt doesn't matter. 973 00:56:30,387 --> 00:56:33,514 [AIMEE MANN'S "MOMENTUM" PLAYlNG LOUDLY ON STEREO] 974 00:56:36,560 --> 00:56:39,562 JlM: Open up the door now! 975 00:56:41,398 --> 00:56:43,524 CLAUDlA: Yes, hi! Hello! 976 00:56:46,820 --> 00:56:48,112 Yeah. 977 00:56:48,822 --> 00:56:51,324 I'm sorry. I had to get dressed. 978 00:56:52,493 --> 00:56:55,119 -You the resident here? -Yes. 979 00:56:55,287 --> 00:56:57,914 -You alone in there? -Yes. 980 00:56:58,082 --> 00:57:00,458 No one else in there with you? 981 00:57:00,626 --> 00:57:04,837 No. What's wrong? 982 00:57:06,423 --> 00:57:11,302 First of all, you're gonna have to turn down the music so we can have a conversation. 983 00:57:17,017 --> 00:57:18,768 [MUSlC STOPS] 984 00:57:21,313 --> 00:57:23,648 [TV PLAYING lNDlSTlNCTLY] 985 00:57:26,693 --> 00:57:28,194 You mind if l come in? 986 00:57:28,362 --> 00:57:30,488 No. Go ahead. 987 00:57:39,915 --> 00:57:42,875 You got your neighbors real worried for you. 988 00:57:43,043 --> 00:57:45,128 I'm sorry. 989 00:57:45,295 --> 00:57:46,921 -You live alone? -Yes. 990 00:57:47,089 --> 00:57:48,631 -What's your name? -Claudia. 991 00:57:48,799 --> 00:57:51,384 -Claudia what? -Wilson. 992 00:57:51,552 --> 00:57:54,095 Okay, Claudia Wilson... 993 00:57:54,263 --> 00:57:57,431 -...are you trying to go deaf? -What? Ha, ha. 994 00:57:58,475 --> 00:58:02,395 -Did you hear what l just said? -Yes, but I don't know what.... 995 00:58:02,563 --> 00:58:05,731 Okay. You're listening to your music so loud... 996 00:58:05,899 --> 00:58:10,403 -...you're gonna damage your ears. -Okay. 997 00:58:10,571 --> 00:58:13,573 If you continue to listen to your music at that level... 998 00:58:13,740 --> 00:58:18,035 ...you're gonna damage not only your ears, but your neighbors' ears as well. 999 00:58:18,203 --> 00:58:21,080 -l didn't realize it was that loud. -Yeah. 1000 00:58:21,248 --> 00:58:24,458 Well, that right there is the first sign of hearing loss, okay? 1001 00:58:24,626 --> 00:58:26,127 Okay. 1002 00:58:28,046 --> 00:58:30,798 I see you got your TV on there too. 1003 00:58:30,966 --> 00:58:33,134 You usually keep that on at the same time? 1004 00:58:33,302 --> 00:58:37,305 I don't know. l mean, um.... What is this? 1005 00:58:38,557 --> 00:58:41,809 -You been doing some drugs today, Claudia? -No. 1006 00:58:43,353 --> 00:58:46,522 -Have you been doing some drinking? -No, ha, ha. 1007 00:58:46,690 --> 00:58:48,399 Okay. 1008 00:58:50,360 --> 00:58:53,779 I got a call of a disturbance here. 1009 00:58:53,947 --> 00:58:59,827 Some loud music, A, and some screaming and yelling. 1010 00:58:59,995 --> 00:59:02,914 Has there been some screaming and yelling here? 1011 00:59:04,124 --> 00:59:05,708 Yes. 1012 00:59:06,960 --> 00:59:09,837 I had someone come to my door. 1013 00:59:10,005 --> 00:59:12,465 Someone that l didn't want here. 1014 00:59:12,633 --> 00:59:18,888 And l told them to leave, so it's no big deal. 1015 00:59:19,056 --> 00:59:22,725 They left. I'm sorry. 1016 00:59:22,893 --> 00:59:25,311 -Was that your boyfriend? -No. 1017 00:59:26,980 --> 00:59:30,024 -You don't have a boyfriend? -No. 1018 00:59:32,027 --> 00:59:33,486 Well, who was it? 1019 00:59:33,654 --> 00:59:37,156 I was.... He's gone. 1020 00:59:37,324 --> 00:59:41,077 I mean, it's not-- lt's over, you know? 1021 00:59:46,667 --> 00:59:49,418 You mind if l have a look around for your safety? 1022 00:59:49,586 --> 00:59:51,796 -lt's fine. -Okay. 1023 00:59:52,965 --> 00:59:55,675 Uh, what--? What are you looking for? 1024 00:59:55,842 --> 01:00:00,012 Claudia, why don't you let me handle the questions... 1025 01:00:00,180 --> 01:00:02,848 -...and you handle the answers, okay? -Okay. 1026 01:00:03,016 --> 01:00:05,851 -l'm here to help you. -Okay. 1027 01:00:07,437 --> 01:00:10,398 -So do you still have to do homework? -Not as much as I used to. 1028 01:00:10,565 --> 01:00:12,775 Since we started, I haven't gone to school much. 1029 01:00:12,943 --> 01:00:16,028 -l've had so many auditions. -l don't have regular classes anymore. 1030 01:00:16,196 --> 01:00:19,365 -What do you do? -They let me have my own study time. 1031 01:00:19,533 --> 01:00:22,201 -My own reading time in the library. -That's pretty cool. 1032 01:00:22,369 --> 01:00:24,370 -Do you have an agent, Stanley? STANLEY: No. 1033 01:00:24,538 --> 01:00:27,957 You should get one. I'm serious. You could get a lot of stuff out of this. 1034 01:00:28,125 --> 01:00:30,960 -Like what? -What do you mean? Endorsements and shit! 1035 01:00:31,128 --> 01:00:33,421 -Richard. -Bite it, Cynthia. 1036 01:00:33,588 --> 01:00:36,590 You get stuff from people that want you to endorse their product. 1037 01:00:36,758 --> 01:00:39,468 Commercials, a sitcom, an M.O.W. or something. 1038 01:00:39,636 --> 01:00:42,513 -What's M.O.W.? -Hello. Movie of the week. 1039 01:00:42,681 --> 01:00:45,266 I went for one this morning with Alan Thicke and Corey Haim. 1040 01:00:45,434 --> 01:00:48,269 RICHARD: Was it a callback? JULlA: No, but I'll probably get a callback. 1041 01:00:48,437 --> 01:00:50,688 RICHARD: lf we beat the record, you might get a callback. 1042 01:00:50,856 --> 01:00:53,024 JULlA: l'll get it because l'm a good actress, Richard. 1043 01:00:53,191 --> 01:00:55,568 RICHARD: Saucy, saucy. CYNTHlA: Come on, guys. Settle down. 1044 01:00:55,736 --> 01:00:57,111 -Cynthia? -What do you want? 1045 01:00:57,279 --> 01:00:59,530 STANLEY: l gotta go to the bathroom. CYNTHlA: Can you hold it? 1046 01:00:59,698 --> 01:01:00,740 [ALL CHEERING] 1047 01:01:00,907 --> 01:01:03,743 Yessiree! Whoa! 1048 01:01:04,202 --> 01:01:07,496 That was absolutely fantastic, and l thank you very much. 1049 01:01:07,664 --> 01:01:11,125 As a matter of fact, we may even take you folks on the road with us. 1050 01:01:11,293 --> 01:01:13,502 LUIS: That's my thing. Come on. l'm serious. Come on. 1051 01:01:13,670 --> 01:01:16,672 Milk and sports, man. You never heard--? Milk and sports, okay? 1052 01:01:16,840 --> 01:01:19,800 Anything baseball. Um, anything dealing with numbers... 1053 01:01:19,968 --> 01:01:23,220 ...when it comes to those, you know, or who broke whatever record. 1054 01:01:23,388 --> 01:01:27,141 Any kind of dairy product, any kind-- Dairy recipe... 1055 01:01:27,309 --> 01:01:30,561 ...um, like goat milk, goat cheese, goat-- All that stuff. 1056 01:01:30,729 --> 01:01:32,438 Wow, check this out over here. 1057 01:01:32,606 --> 01:01:35,191 So, um, look guys, just work with me on that. Work with me. 1058 01:01:35,359 --> 01:01:37,610 Excuse me, can you bring me low-fat milk, please? 1059 01:01:37,778 --> 01:01:39,987 A couple of ice cubes. 1060 01:01:40,155 --> 01:01:41,614 Ah, they don't look so tough. 1061 01:01:41,782 --> 01:01:43,866 STANLEY: Do they look smart? -No. 1062 01:01:44,034 --> 01:01:46,827 RICHARD: What are they gonna do, beat us? STANLEY: Maybe. 1063 01:01:46,995 --> 01:01:49,538 We're not going out two days before we set the record. 1064 01:01:49,706 --> 01:01:50,790 It's not gonna happen. 1065 01:01:50,957 --> 01:01:52,541 RICHARD: Yeah. When they want us done... 1066 01:01:52,709 --> 01:01:55,461 ...they'll call in the Harvard SWAT team or some shit. 1067 01:01:56,797 --> 01:01:58,464 Ready to run. 1068 01:02:12,687 --> 01:02:14,814 BURT: You smell like trouble. -l'm fucking hammered. 1069 01:02:14,981 --> 01:02:17,274 -You okay? -You know. 1070 01:02:17,442 --> 01:02:19,402 Good. You have a chance to look those over? 1071 01:02:19,569 --> 01:02:23,155 Oh, come on. lt's the same fucking shit for 30 years, Burt. 1072 01:02:25,659 --> 01:02:27,660 You look like you have money in your pocket. 1073 01:02:27,828 --> 01:02:29,495 [THURSTON CHUCKLES] 1074 01:02:29,996 --> 01:02:33,374 Maybe I'm just happy to see my friend Brad there. 1075 01:02:33,542 --> 01:02:34,959 [DONNlE CHUCKLES] 1076 01:02:35,127 --> 01:02:36,919 DONNlE: Just throw some money around. 1077 01:02:37,087 --> 01:02:39,296 -Money, money, money. -lt's Brad. 1078 01:02:39,464 --> 01:02:43,175 Ooh. This sounds threatening. 1079 01:02:43,343 --> 01:02:45,344 Do you have love in your heart? 1080 01:02:45,512 --> 01:02:47,680 I have love all over. 1081 01:02:47,848 --> 01:02:50,933 I even have love for you, friend. 1082 01:02:51,101 --> 01:02:52,601 -ls it real love? -Well-- 1083 01:02:52,769 --> 01:02:56,856 The kind of love that makes you feel that intangible joy... 1084 01:02:57,023 --> 01:02:58,524 ...in the pit of your stomach... 1085 01:02:58,692 --> 01:03:01,694 ...like a bucket of acid and nerves running around... 1086 01:03:01,862 --> 01:03:05,948 ...and making you hurt and happy and all over...? 1087 01:03:06,116 --> 01:03:07,908 You're head over heels? 1088 01:03:08,076 --> 01:03:11,495 You lost me with the last couple of cocktail words spoken, my boy... 1089 01:03:11,663 --> 01:03:15,207 ...but l believe it's that sort of love. 1090 01:03:15,375 --> 01:03:18,127 Sounds nice to me. 1091 01:03:20,046 --> 01:03:21,338 I have love. 1092 01:03:21,506 --> 01:03:23,841 Hmm, a very chatty kind. Indeed you do, it seems. 1093 01:03:24,009 --> 01:03:26,135 No, I mean, I'm telling you. 1094 01:03:27,179 --> 01:03:28,637 I'm telling you, I have love. 1095 01:03:28,805 --> 01:03:32,224 Yes, and I'm listening avidly, fellow. 1096 01:03:36,521 --> 01:03:39,899 My name is Donnie Smith, and l have lots of love to give. 1097 01:03:45,489 --> 01:03:48,699 -Hello. -Hi. 1098 01:03:58,251 --> 01:03:59,668 Wow. 1099 01:03:59,836 --> 01:04:01,504 Lot of stuff here, huh? 1100 01:04:13,767 --> 01:04:15,768 [BOTH SPEAKlNG INDlSTlNCTLY] 1101 01:04:29,282 --> 01:04:30,449 It's 30 seconds. 1102 01:04:30,617 --> 01:04:31,700 [BELL RINGS] 1103 01:04:31,868 --> 01:04:34,078 --eye on you. I'll be back. 1104 01:04:34,246 --> 01:04:37,039 -Hi, Cynthia. -Jakety, Jakety. 1105 01:04:41,795 --> 01:04:43,462 RICHARD: The fuck is going on over there? 1106 01:04:43,630 --> 01:04:47,299 -l gotta go to the bathroom. -Jesus Christ, Stanley. 1107 01:04:47,467 --> 01:04:50,803 No, no, no. You cannot do that. Let me explain something to you people. 1108 01:04:50,971 --> 01:04:53,764 You have to tone it. Don't be real aggressive like that. 1109 01:04:53,932 --> 01:04:56,684 Be subtly abusive so they don't know what's happening. 1110 01:04:56,851 --> 01:04:59,937 You say, "You're not gonna go outside and play with your friends... 1111 01:05:00,105 --> 01:05:02,481 ...until that entire room is cleaned floor to ceiling." 1112 01:05:02,649 --> 01:05:04,400 Oh, Julia's room's the same way. 1113 01:05:04,568 --> 01:05:07,403 JULlA'S DAD: Like a pigsty. But it's the outfits we're into now. 1114 01:05:07,571 --> 01:05:10,990 Oh, you should have seen what she had on walking out the door. 1115 01:05:11,157 --> 01:05:13,576 I said, "No. We're going to school, not a fashion show." 1116 01:05:13,743 --> 01:05:15,786 RICHARD'S MOM: It's not a fashion show. lt's school. 1117 01:05:15,954 --> 01:05:17,830 JULlA'S MOM: Absolutely. lt's not a fashion show. 1118 01:05:17,998 --> 01:05:19,039 Shh. 1119 01:05:19,207 --> 01:05:21,500 Let's make some fucking money here, people. 1120 01:05:22,168 --> 01:05:23,586 You with me, Jimmy? 1121 01:05:23,753 --> 01:05:26,005 JlMMY: The book says, "We may be through with the past... 1122 01:05:26,172 --> 01:05:27,715 ...but the past ain't through with us." 1123 01:05:27,882 --> 01:05:29,174 [AUDIENCE CHEERlNG] 1124 01:05:29,342 --> 01:05:31,468 We met upon the level, and we're parting on the square. 1125 01:05:31,636 --> 01:05:34,054 In my fucking sleep, Burt. 1126 01:05:35,348 --> 01:05:41,186 And five, four, three, two.... 1127 01:05:42,355 --> 01:05:46,859 Live from Burbank, California, it's What Do Kids Know? 1128 01:05:47,027 --> 01:05:50,779 Going into our 33rd year on the air, it's America's longest-running quiz show... 1129 01:05:50,947 --> 01:05:54,033 ...and the place where three kids get to challenge three adults... 1130 01:05:54,200 --> 01:05:56,827 ...and in the end, we'll see who's the boss. 1131 01:05:56,995 --> 01:05:59,788 Moving towards their eighth consecutive week as champions... 1132 01:05:59,956 --> 01:06:03,542 ...we have the kids: Richard, Julia, and Stanley. 1133 01:06:03,710 --> 01:06:07,921 And our new adult challengers today are Mim, Luis, and Todd. 1134 01:06:08,089 --> 01:06:10,049 And me, I'm Dick Jennings... 1135 01:06:10,216 --> 01:06:14,428 ...and now say hello to your favorite host and my boss... 1136 01:06:14,596 --> 01:06:17,723 ...Jimmy Gator. 1137 01:06:17,891 --> 01:06:20,392 [ALL CHEERING] 1138 01:06:24,898 --> 01:06:28,776 Back again, again, again. I'm Jimmy Gator, and believe it or not... 1139 01:06:28,943 --> 01:06:31,570 ...we are at the end of Week 7, heading towards Week 8... 1140 01:06:31,738 --> 01:06:35,783 ...with these three incredible kids, who-- Hello, hello. 1141 01:06:35,950 --> 01:06:39,870 --are just two days and two games away from the What Do Kids Know? record... 1142 01:06:40,038 --> 01:06:43,290 ...for the longest-running quiz show in television history. 1143 01:06:43,458 --> 01:06:46,251 Now, we are, as you know, endorsed by the PTA... 1144 01:06:46,419 --> 01:06:48,420 ...and the North American Teachers' Foundation. 1145 01:06:48,588 --> 01:06:52,424 We keep our standards high, and that's why we are the longest-running quiz show... 1146 01:06:52,592 --> 01:06:55,969 ...in television history. I wanna say something about these kids now. 1147 01:06:56,137 --> 01:06:58,931 These kids right here, I think they're gonna be here a while. 1148 01:06:59,099 --> 01:07:00,766 But today is a dangerous day... 1149 01:07:00,934 --> 01:07:04,436 ...because I have just met with the adult challengers backstage... 1150 01:07:04,604 --> 01:07:08,607 ...and let me tell you, they are a terrific challenge for our kids. 1151 01:07:08,775 --> 01:07:11,819 So let's get this show up and away, shall we? 1152 01:07:11,986 --> 01:07:13,862 [AUDlENCE APPLAUDS] 1153 01:07:17,450 --> 01:07:19,201 DETECTlVE: We wanna know where your son is. 1154 01:07:19,369 --> 01:07:22,454 "Jerome Samuel Hall." Did he fight your husband? ls this the Worm? 1155 01:07:22,622 --> 01:07:25,457 DETECTlVE: They had a fight. An accident. OFFlCER: They call him Worm? 1156 01:07:25,625 --> 01:07:27,292 DETECTlVE: We wanna know where your son is. 1157 01:07:27,460 --> 01:07:30,003 -Help us, Marcie. -Do they call him Worm? 1158 01:07:30,171 --> 01:07:33,006 -Help us help your son, Marcie. OFFlCER: Do they call him Worm? 1159 01:07:33,174 --> 01:07:34,883 DETECTlVE: Help us help your son, Marcie. 1160 01:07:35,051 --> 01:07:37,428 OFFlCER: Your son and your grandson. Help us help them. 1161 01:07:37,595 --> 01:07:39,430 Is this the Worm? 1162 01:07:39,889 --> 01:07:40,973 [DOOR OPENS] 1163 01:07:41,141 --> 01:07:42,474 JlMMY [ON TV: Let's jump right in. 1164 01:07:42,642 --> 01:07:44,893 A quick recap for those who don't know. 1165 01:07:45,061 --> 01:07:48,439 Round One. Three categories. Steals are okay. 1166 01:07:48,606 --> 01:07:53,610 Point scale escalating from 25 to 250, one of which is a conversation bonus. 1167 01:07:55,155 --> 01:07:56,196 [DOORBELL RlNGS] 1168 01:07:56,364 --> 01:07:57,489 [DOGS BARKlNG] 1169 01:08:00,994 --> 01:08:03,620 -Hi. -That'll be 31 .90. 1170 01:08:03,788 --> 01:08:09,501 The categories are "authors, chaos versus superstring, and rub-a-dub." 1171 01:08:09,669 --> 01:08:12,504 [DOGS BARKlNG] 1172 01:08:12,672 --> 01:08:15,424 -Max. Thanks. -Bye. 1173 01:08:15,592 --> 01:08:18,844 Adults won a coin toss backstage, so they get to pick first. 1174 01:08:19,012 --> 01:08:21,263 Team captain: Mim. 1175 01:08:21,431 --> 01:08:23,056 [DOGS BARKlNG] 1176 01:08:35,528 --> 01:08:37,196 First question, for 25. 1177 01:08:37,363 --> 01:08:40,783 This female author's most famous work: O Pioneers! 1178 01:08:40,950 --> 01:08:43,952 PHlL: H-E-R. 1179 01:08:44,120 --> 01:08:45,162 [BUZZER RINGS] 1180 01:08:45,330 --> 01:08:46,497 JlMMY: Stanley? -Willa Cather. 1181 01:08:46,664 --> 01:08:47,873 Willa Cather for 25. 1182 01:08:48,041 --> 01:08:50,375 Best known for the tragedy-of-blood genre, this playwright-- 1183 01:08:50,543 --> 01:08:51,585 [BUZZER RINGS] 1184 01:08:51,753 --> 01:08:53,837 -Stanley. -Thomas Kyd. 1185 01:08:54,005 --> 01:08:55,047 Thomas Kyd. 1186 01:08:55,215 --> 01:08:58,050 This French playwright and actor joined the Bejart troupe of actors-- 1187 01:08:58,218 --> 01:08:59,384 [BUZZER RINGS] 1188 01:08:59,552 --> 01:09:00,636 -Stanley. -Moliere. 1189 01:09:00,804 --> 01:09:03,514 Oh, l'm afraid l'm gonna need a full name, Stanley. 1190 01:09:03,681 --> 01:09:06,600 Jean Baptiste Poquelin Moliere. 1191 01:09:07,393 --> 01:09:08,894 What the fuck is this? 1192 01:09:09,062 --> 01:09:11,855 God damn. My little fucker. Ha-ha-ha! 1193 01:09:12,023 --> 01:09:15,400 I have no idea where he gets this shit. He's a fucking genius, really. 1194 01:09:15,568 --> 01:09:17,611 CHAD [OVER PHONE]: Seduce and Destroy. This is Chad. 1195 01:09:17,779 --> 01:09:18,946 Can I have your phone number? 1196 01:09:19,113 --> 01:09:21,949 -ls this Seduce and Destroy? -Yes, it is. Can l have your phone number? 1197 01:09:22,116 --> 01:09:24,576 Okay, l don't want to order anything. Uh, you see.... 1198 01:09:24,744 --> 01:09:29,206 I have a situation, uh, that's just come up that's really pretty serious... 1199 01:09:29,374 --> 01:09:32,167 ...and l don't know who to talk to or what l should do... 1200 01:09:32,335 --> 01:09:35,921 ...but maybe you could put me in touch with somebody if l explain myself? 1201 01:09:36,089 --> 01:09:38,590 Uh, we're really only equipped to take orders here, sir. 1202 01:09:38,758 --> 01:09:42,052 I mean, it's just us with the phones, and that's what we do, you know-- 1203 01:09:42,220 --> 01:09:46,515 Okay, okay, okay. Could you connect me with somebody else, you think? 1204 01:09:46,683 --> 01:09:48,267 Well, what's the situation? 1205 01:09:48,434 --> 01:09:50,227 Okay, great, um.... 1206 01:09:50,395 --> 01:09:53,397 All right. Let me try to explain myself without it seeming crazy. 1207 01:09:53,565 --> 01:09:55,440 But here I go. l'm-- No. 1208 01:09:55,608 --> 01:09:57,067 Uh, my name is Phil Parma... 1209 01:09:57,235 --> 01:10:00,445 ...and l work for, uh, a man named Earl Partridge. 1210 01:10:00,613 --> 01:10:02,406 Uh, Mr. Earl Partridge. 1211 01:10:02,574 --> 01:10:05,534 I'm his nurse, and he's a very sick man. 1212 01:10:05,702 --> 01:10:08,453 He's a dying man, and he's sick... 1213 01:10:08,621 --> 01:10:11,081 ...and he has asked me to help him. 1214 01:10:11,249 --> 01:10:13,792 To help him find his son. 1215 01:10:15,628 --> 01:10:18,881 -Hello? Are you there? Hello? -No, l'm here. I'm listening. 1216 01:10:19,048 --> 01:10:21,884 Okay. Um, you see... 1217 01:10:22,051 --> 01:10:25,095 ...Frank T.J. Mackey is Earl Partridge's son. 1218 01:10:25,555 --> 01:10:27,097 So where are you from originally? 1219 01:10:27,265 --> 01:10:28,849 FRANK: From around here. -Valley? 1220 01:10:29,017 --> 01:10:32,644 -Well, Hollywood, mainly. -What did your parents do? 1221 01:10:32,812 --> 01:10:35,439 Uh, my father-- Well, he was in television. My mother-- 1222 01:10:35,607 --> 01:10:37,816 -This is going to sound silly to you. -Try me. 1223 01:10:37,984 --> 01:10:41,069 -Uh, she was a librarian. -Why does that sound silly? 1224 01:10:41,237 --> 01:10:43,196 I don't know. l guess it doesn't. 1225 01:10:43,364 --> 01:10:46,992 -Does your mother still work? -No, she's retired. 1226 01:10:47,160 --> 01:10:49,870 -Are you close? -She's my mother. 1227 01:10:50,038 --> 01:10:53,749 Yes, but, uh, l mean, she's a woman too... 1228 01:10:53,917 --> 01:10:56,168 ...so how does she feel about Seduce and Destroy? 1229 01:10:56,336 --> 01:10:57,711 I mean, what does she say? 1230 01:10:57,879 --> 01:10:58,921 [FRANK LAUGHS] 1231 01:11:00,673 --> 01:11:03,592 Well, she says, uh, "You go get them, honey." 1232 01:11:03,760 --> 01:11:06,345 Uh-huh. And what about your father? 1233 01:11:06,512 --> 01:11:09,306 Oh, my father. Unfortunately, he passed away. 1234 01:11:09,474 --> 01:11:11,642 -Oh, I'm sorry. l had no idea. -No, please. 1235 01:11:11,809 --> 01:11:13,936 I wouldn't have brought that up if l had known. 1236 01:11:14,103 --> 01:11:16,021 -That's a very hard thing. -Please. 1237 01:11:16,189 --> 01:11:18,857 Yes, it is, but listen. 1238 01:11:19,025 --> 01:11:21,652 I mean, you have to move forward. The past has its place. 1239 01:11:21,819 --> 01:11:25,530 -lt was a long time ago, and people die. -Yeah. 1240 01:11:25,698 --> 01:11:27,699 Okay, let's switch gears here. Um.... 1241 01:11:30,036 --> 01:11:33,121 According to your book, you ended up at UC Berkeley? 1242 01:11:33,289 --> 01:11:34,373 '84 to '89. 1243 01:11:34,540 --> 01:11:35,916 -Psychology major. -That's right. 1244 01:11:36,084 --> 01:11:37,793 -Get your masters? -Hmm? Oh. 1245 01:11:38,419 --> 01:11:39,878 -This close. -Wow. 1246 01:11:40,046 --> 01:11:43,674 -That's impressive in five years. -Cap, can I have some coffee? 1247 01:11:43,841 --> 01:11:44,925 Can l get you anything? 1248 01:11:45,093 --> 01:11:47,386 -No, no, no, I'm good. Thank you. -You sure? Okay. 1249 01:11:47,553 --> 01:11:50,097 -She's good. l need coffee. -Ha, ha. 1250 01:11:52,600 --> 01:11:54,893 PHARMAClST: Cats and dogs out there, huh? 1251 01:11:57,480 --> 01:12:00,983 Must have a lot going on for all that stuff back there, huh? 1252 01:12:02,068 --> 01:12:03,318 You could, uh.... 1253 01:12:03,486 --> 01:12:06,446 Heh. You could have quite a party, all that stuff. 1254 01:12:09,075 --> 01:12:12,786 You been on Prozac long? Dexedrine? 1255 01:12:12,954 --> 01:12:15,580 -l don't.... -lnteresting drugs. 1256 01:12:16,749 --> 01:12:19,126 Dexedrine's basically speed in a pill, you know. 1257 01:12:19,293 --> 01:12:23,755 I guess a lot of the doctors are balancing out the Prozac with the Dexedrine, so.... 1258 01:12:24,674 --> 01:12:26,925 That liquid morphine will knock you down, out... 1259 01:12:27,093 --> 01:12:29,928 ...around, up and down, someone's not careful. 1260 01:12:32,640 --> 01:12:34,766 You can't mix those up, you know. 1261 01:12:34,934 --> 01:12:36,476 [RlNGS] 1262 01:12:52,702 --> 01:12:56,204 Strong, strong stuff here, boy. Wow! 1263 01:12:56,748 --> 01:12:58,790 What you have wrong, you need all this stuff? 1264 01:12:58,958 --> 01:13:01,001 -Motherfucker. -What? 1265 01:13:01,169 --> 01:13:04,087 -Motherfucker. You fucking asshole. -What are you talking about? 1266 01:13:04,255 --> 01:13:06,757 -Who the fuck do you think you are? -l'm just trying-- 1267 01:13:06,924 --> 01:13:11,136 I come in here. You don't know me. You don't know who I am, what my life is... 1268 01:13:11,304 --> 01:13:14,890 ...and you have the balls, the indecency to ask me a question about my life? 1269 01:13:15,058 --> 01:13:18,143 -Please, lady, calm down. -Fuck you too! Don't you call me "lady"! 1270 01:13:18,311 --> 01:13:20,812 I come in here, I give these things to you... 1271 01:13:20,980 --> 01:13:22,939 ...you check, you make your phone calls... 1272 01:13:23,107 --> 01:13:25,025 ...look suspicious, ask questions. 1273 01:13:25,193 --> 01:13:26,401 I'm sick. 1274 01:13:26,569 --> 01:13:30,489 I have sickness all around me, and you fucking ask me my life? 1275 01:13:30,656 --> 01:13:31,698 "What's wrong?" 1276 01:13:31,866 --> 01:13:35,452 Have you seen death in your bed? In your house? 1277 01:13:35,620 --> 01:13:39,164 Where's your fucking decency? And then I'm asked fucking questions. 1278 01:13:39,332 --> 01:13:42,626 "What's wrong?" 1279 01:13:42,794 --> 01:13:45,378 You suck my dick, that's what's wrong. 1280 01:13:45,546 --> 01:13:48,256 And you. You fucking call me "lady"? 1281 01:13:48,424 --> 01:13:50,509 Shame on you! 1282 01:13:50,676 --> 01:13:55,764 Shame on you. Shame on both of you. 1283 01:13:57,016 --> 01:13:59,309 CHAD [OVER PHONE]: Why don't they have the same last name? 1284 01:13:59,477 --> 01:14:01,144 Because they don't have the same last name. 1285 01:14:01,312 --> 01:14:05,690 PHlL: I know, and l can't really explain that, but I think-- 1286 01:14:05,858 --> 01:14:09,277 I have a feeling there is something, you know, a situation between them... 1287 01:14:09,445 --> 01:14:12,114 ...like they don't know each other much or well, you know? 1288 01:14:12,281 --> 01:14:14,574 Something like they don't talk much anymore, even. 1289 01:14:14,742 --> 01:14:15,992 Uh-huh. 1290 01:14:16,160 --> 01:14:18,703 You know? God, does this sound weird? 1291 01:14:18,871 --> 01:14:21,706 Ha, ha. I just don't understand why you're calling me. 1292 01:14:21,874 --> 01:14:25,752 Well, there's no number for Frank in any of Earl's stuff... 1293 01:14:25,920 --> 01:14:28,213 ...you know, and he's pretty out of it. 1294 01:14:28,381 --> 01:14:31,466 I mean, like l said, he's dying. 1295 01:14:31,634 --> 01:14:34,719 Dying of cancer. So.... 1296 01:14:34,887 --> 01:14:37,889 -What kind of cancer? -lt's brain and lung. 1297 01:14:38,057 --> 01:14:40,559 -My mother had breast cancer. -Oh, I'm sorry. 1298 01:14:40,726 --> 01:14:43,395 -ls she all right? -Oh, she's fine now. 1299 01:14:43,563 --> 01:14:45,397 -Oh, that's good. -It was scary, though. 1300 01:14:45,565 --> 01:14:47,524 -Oh, it's a hell of a disease. -Oh, it sure is. 1301 01:14:47,692 --> 01:14:49,985 -Yeah. -Well, so, uh.... 1302 01:14:50,153 --> 01:14:53,280 Wait, I'm sorry. So why call me? 1303 01:14:53,447 --> 01:14:56,825 I know this sounds silly, and l know that l might sound ridiculous... 1304 01:14:56,993 --> 01:14:58,910 ...like this is the scene of the movie... 1305 01:14:59,078 --> 01:15:01,955 ...where the guy is trying to get ahold of the long-lost son... 1306 01:15:02,123 --> 01:15:05,458 ...you know, but this is that scene. This is that scene. 1307 01:15:05,626 --> 01:15:08,044 And l think they have those scenes in movies... 1308 01:15:08,212 --> 01:15:10,046 ...because they're true, you know. 1309 01:15:10,214 --> 01:15:12,007 Because they really happen. 1310 01:15:12,175 --> 01:15:16,094 And you gotta believe me, this is really happening. 1311 01:15:17,138 --> 01:15:20,390 I mean, l can give you my number and you can go check... 1312 01:15:20,558 --> 01:15:22,601 ...with whoever you gotta check with... 1313 01:15:22,768 --> 01:15:26,104 ...but do not leave me hanging on this. 1314 01:15:26,272 --> 01:15:31,276 All right? Please. I'm just-- Please. 1315 01:15:32,278 --> 01:15:33,778 See.... 1316 01:15:33,946 --> 01:15:35,238 [CHUCKLES] 1317 01:15:35,406 --> 01:15:39,034 See, this is, uh, the scene of the movie where you help me out. 1318 01:15:39,202 --> 01:15:41,077 You're great. These are great questions. 1319 01:15:41,245 --> 01:15:43,663 GWENOVIER: Thank you. Good, good. -This is going great. 1320 01:15:43,831 --> 01:15:45,957 See, l thought you grew up here in the Valley. 1321 01:15:46,125 --> 01:15:47,959 Yeah. You know, like I said. Around. 1322 01:15:48,127 --> 01:15:49,920 You went to Van Nuys High, right? 1323 01:15:50,087 --> 01:15:52,255 I wouldn't say l went. l frequented. 1324 01:15:52,423 --> 01:15:55,175 I was misguided, pathetic. Not the Frank T.J. Mackey... 1325 01:15:55,343 --> 01:15:58,386 ...you're so eagerly, uh, wanting to put on national television. 1326 01:15:58,554 --> 01:16:01,806 Because I was swimming in what was as opposed to what l wanted. 1327 01:16:01,974 --> 01:16:04,476 -Where does that name come from? -What name? My name? 1328 01:16:04,644 --> 01:16:06,770 Yeah. lt's not your given name, right? 1329 01:16:06,938 --> 01:16:10,857 It's my mother's name, actually. That's good. Good. Done your research. 1330 01:16:11,025 --> 01:16:13,818 -And "Frank"? -Frank is my mother's father. 1331 01:16:13,986 --> 01:16:16,863 Oh, okay. That's why. See, l had some trouble... 1332 01:16:17,031 --> 01:16:20,492 ...locating your school records at, um, UCLA and, uh, Berkeley. 1333 01:16:20,660 --> 01:16:24,663 And it's your name change. See, they had no official enrollment for you. 1334 01:16:24,830 --> 01:16:26,915 -No, no, no, they wouldn't. -They wouldn't? 1335 01:16:27,083 --> 01:16:30,001 No, because l was never officially enrolled there. 1336 01:16:30,169 --> 01:16:31,670 -Was that unclear? -Kind of. 1337 01:16:31,837 --> 01:16:35,006 Oh. God, l wouldn't want that to be misunderstood. 1338 01:16:35,174 --> 01:16:37,175 No, uh, my enrollment was totally unofficial. 1339 01:16:37,343 --> 01:16:39,844 Sadly, I couldn't afford to pay the tuition up there. 1340 01:16:40,012 --> 01:16:43,348 There were three wonderful professors who let me to sit in their classes. 1341 01:16:43,516 --> 01:16:46,643 Their names were Macready, Horn, and Langtree, among others. 1342 01:16:46,811 --> 01:16:50,438 You're welcome to call them if you like. See, l didn't get a free ride... 1343 01:16:50,606 --> 01:16:54,526 ...so, what we're looking at here is a true rags-to-riches story. 1344 01:16:54,694 --> 01:16:57,153 That's why people respond so strongly to Seduce... 1345 01:16:57,321 --> 01:17:00,156 ...because at the end of the day, Seduce may not be just... 1346 01:17:00,324 --> 01:17:02,575 ...about picking up chicks, sticking your cock in. 1347 01:17:02,743 --> 01:17:06,329 It's about finding out what you can be in this world... 1348 01:17:06,497 --> 01:17:12,335 ...defining it, controlling it, and saying, "l will take what is mine." 1349 01:17:12,503 --> 01:17:14,879 And you happen to get a little blow job out of it... 1350 01:17:15,047 --> 01:17:17,799 -...then, hey, what the fuck? Why not? -Ha, ha, okay. There you go. 1351 01:17:18,384 --> 01:17:22,095 End of Round One. Excellent work, ladies and germs. 1352 01:17:22,263 --> 01:17:24,556 I think we should take a look at the scores here. 1353 01:17:24,724 --> 01:17:26,349 Kids are up a leg with 1 500... 1354 01:17:26,517 --> 01:17:30,061 ...and the adults are down a little bit with 1 025. 1355 01:17:30,229 --> 01:17:32,564 So we'll be back for Round Two in a ring-ding-do. 1356 01:17:32,732 --> 01:17:33,815 [MUSlC PLAYS] 1357 01:17:33,983 --> 01:17:37,319 Whoa, hello, hello. Bonus musical question. 1358 01:17:37,486 --> 01:17:40,071 And the winner is... 1359 01:17:43,159 --> 01:17:44,326 ...kids. 1360 01:17:44,493 --> 01:17:46,161 [AUDIENCE APPLAUDlNG] 1361 01:17:47,913 --> 01:17:51,041 Uh, kids are in the lead. They get a chance to pull further ahead... 1362 01:17:51,208 --> 01:17:55,920 ...if they can answer the following secret-bonus musical question. 1363 01:17:56,088 --> 01:17:58,631 Now, what I'm going to do is read a line from an opera. 1364 01:17:58,799 --> 01:18:00,300 Give me that line back... 1365 01:18:00,468 --> 01:18:02,927 ...in the language in which the opera was written... 1366 01:18:03,095 --> 01:18:07,640 ...and for a bonus 250-- Um, 250-- Uh, 250... 1367 01:18:07,808 --> 01:18:10,101 ...uh, you can sing it. Heh. 1368 01:18:11,228 --> 01:18:12,771 Here's the line. 1369 01:18:13,397 --> 01:18:17,400 "Love is a rebellious bird that nobody can tame... 1370 01:18:17,568 --> 01:18:20,945 ...and it's all in vain to call it if it chooses to refuse." 1371 01:18:21,113 --> 01:18:22,155 [BUZZER RINGS] 1372 01:18:22,323 --> 01:18:23,782 Yes, Stanley. 1373 01:18:24,367 --> 01:18:26,576 Well, that was in French... 1374 01:18:26,744 --> 01:18:28,870 ...and that was from the opera Carmen... 1375 01:18:29,038 --> 01:18:30,955 ...and that goes: 1376 01:18:31,332 --> 01:18:35,126 [SINGlNG lN FRENCH] 1377 01:18:51,685 --> 01:18:53,812 -You got some coffee brewing here. CLAUDlA: lt's not-- 1378 01:18:53,979 --> 01:18:55,063 [CLAUDlA COUGHS] 1379 01:18:55,231 --> 01:18:56,564 It's been on for a bit. 1380 01:18:56,732 --> 01:18:59,359 Yeah, l like iced coffee, generally... 1381 01:18:59,527 --> 01:19:03,488 ...but a day like today, you know, with the rain and whatnot... 1382 01:19:03,656 --> 01:19:05,865 ...l enjoy a warm cup. 1383 01:19:08,828 --> 01:19:10,578 [CLAUDlA SlGHS] 1384 01:19:11,414 --> 01:19:13,206 Do you want a cup? 1385 01:19:14,041 --> 01:19:16,793 Is that all right? Just raining cats and dogs out there. 1386 01:19:16,961 --> 01:19:20,505 I'd just as soon not go back in it. Heh. 1387 01:19:21,173 --> 01:19:23,550 I don't know how fresh it's gonna be. 1388 01:19:23,717 --> 01:19:26,636 Oh, l'm sure it's fine, Claudia. 1389 01:19:30,141 --> 01:19:33,393 Do you, um, take cream or sugar? 1390 01:19:33,561 --> 01:19:35,520 That would be fine. Um-- 1391 01:19:35,688 --> 01:19:39,732 So, Claudia, let me just say, so l can get my role as an LAPD officer... 1392 01:19:39,900 --> 01:19:41,985 ...out of the way before we enjoy our coffee. 1393 01:19:42,153 --> 01:19:45,321 I don't like to talk shop over coffee. 1394 01:19:45,489 --> 01:19:47,198 I'm not gonna write you up. 1395 01:19:47,366 --> 01:19:49,826 I'm not gonna give you a citation here... 1396 01:19:49,994 --> 01:19:53,663 ...but the real problem we have here is that you got people around you... 1397 01:19:53,831 --> 01:19:57,667 ...people who work from home trying to get some work done... 1398 01:19:57,835 --> 01:20:03,506 ...and if you're listening to your music that loud, they're inconvenienced by that. 1399 01:20:03,674 --> 01:20:06,801 If you had a job, you'd probably understand, but.... 1400 01:20:08,888 --> 01:20:13,266 You like listening to your music. That's fine. That's fine. Um.... 1401 01:20:13,434 --> 01:20:16,227 You're just gonna wanna keep an eye on the volume level. 1402 01:20:16,395 --> 01:20:20,398 You know, maybe memorize what number you see on the dial. 1403 01:20:20,566 --> 01:20:22,775 If it's the middle of the day, that's what l do. 1404 01:20:22,943 --> 01:20:27,572 I set it at two and a half, and then I know that's a good listening level for me. 1405 01:20:28,532 --> 01:20:32,410 But, uh, you like listening to your music loud. 1406 01:20:32,870 --> 01:20:36,414 That's fine. That's cool. It's good to rock out sometimes. 1407 01:20:36,582 --> 01:20:38,208 But you can't do it every day... 1408 01:20:38,375 --> 01:20:42,003 ...or else you risk damaging your ears. Seriously. 1409 01:20:45,174 --> 01:20:47,425 -You listen to it all the time like that? -Yeah. 1410 01:20:47,593 --> 01:20:51,638 You're gonna drive these people crazy. 1411 01:20:51,805 --> 01:20:53,556 Anyway, you get the point. 1412 01:20:53,724 --> 01:20:55,517 -Yes. -Okay. 1413 01:20:55,684 --> 01:20:57,018 Um.... 1414 01:20:57,937 --> 01:20:59,395 Cheers. 1415 01:21:09,490 --> 01:21:13,117 -So this boyfriend bothering you? -l don't have a boyfriend. 1416 01:21:13,285 --> 01:21:16,704 -The gentleman who was at the door-- -He's not my boyfriend. 1417 01:21:19,792 --> 01:21:23,086 Okay. A lot of times, in domestic-abuse situations... 1418 01:21:23,254 --> 01:21:26,214 ...the young woman is afraid to speak out. 1419 01:21:26,382 --> 01:21:28,758 You don't have to be afraid to tell me anything. 1420 01:21:28,926 --> 01:21:32,804 And as a police officer, I can tell you... 1421 01:21:32,972 --> 01:21:35,348 ...it goes bad places. 1422 01:21:36,767 --> 01:21:39,727 Young woman is afraid, next thing you know, l'm here on a 1 87. 1423 01:21:39,895 --> 01:21:43,189 It's not-- What's a 1 87? 1424 01:21:43,357 --> 01:21:47,235 It's not good. And it's where situations like this always lead. 1425 01:21:47,403 --> 01:21:49,487 It's not my boyfriend, and it's not anything. 1426 01:21:49,655 --> 01:21:53,449 It's over. Really. lt's not. He won't come back. 1427 01:21:53,617 --> 01:21:56,703 -l don't wanna have to come back here-- -You won't have to. 1428 01:21:58,956 --> 01:22:03,167 You know, I-- I wouldn't mind coming back. 1429 01:22:03,335 --> 01:22:06,087 You know, get a look at your pretty face again. 1430 01:22:06,255 --> 01:22:08,172 I'll be right back. 1431 01:22:14,805 --> 01:22:16,472 Here you go. 1432 01:22:16,640 --> 01:22:18,808 Let's get the jacket off. It will help you to breathe. 1433 01:22:18,976 --> 01:22:20,518 [AUDIENCE APPLAUDlNG] 1434 01:22:21,687 --> 01:22:23,938 I can't fucking do this. 1435 01:22:27,610 --> 01:22:29,277 I've, uh-- 1436 01:22:30,195 --> 01:22:33,823 I think-- I'm gonna throw up, l think. 1437 01:22:36,285 --> 01:22:39,370 I haven't thrown up since I was 20 years old. 1438 01:22:39,872 --> 01:22:41,497 STANLEY: Cynthia. 1439 01:22:41,665 --> 01:22:43,207 BURT: You are the man. 1440 01:22:43,375 --> 01:22:45,126 [DlCK AND BURT SPEAKING lNDISTINCTLY] 1441 01:22:45,294 --> 01:22:47,629 -What's the problem? -l need to go to the bathroom. 1442 01:22:47,796 --> 01:22:49,672 Jesus Christ, Stanley. You can't go now. 1443 01:22:49,840 --> 01:22:51,841 You have one minute before we're on the air. 1444 01:22:52,009 --> 01:22:54,010 Now is not the time to go to the bathroom. 1445 01:22:54,178 --> 01:22:56,262 RICHARD: Why does this always happen? -Hey. 1446 01:22:56,430 --> 01:22:58,389 Excuse me, is there a problem over there? 1447 01:22:58,557 --> 01:22:59,807 Mind your own business. 1448 01:22:59,975 --> 01:23:03,227 -You better watch your mouth. -Why don't you mind your own business? 1449 01:23:03,395 --> 01:23:06,272 LUIS: Oh, no, she didn't. -Cool down. Cool it, please. 1450 01:23:06,440 --> 01:23:09,817 Now, Stanley, wait for the commercial break, then you can go. 1451 01:23:09,985 --> 01:23:12,904 -Just hold it. LUIS: Where did they get these kids? 1452 01:23:13,072 --> 01:23:14,072 Don't taunt the kids. 1453 01:23:14,239 --> 01:23:16,741 -l'm trying to be helpful. CYNTHlA: Don't start trouble, Luis. 1454 01:23:16,909 --> 01:23:20,703 Honey, you haven't seen trouble. Wait till next commercial break. 1455 01:23:20,871 --> 01:23:23,081 -What's the problem? -Nothing. 1456 01:23:23,248 --> 01:23:24,248 Lily! Please! 1457 01:23:24,416 --> 01:23:26,292 FRANK [ON RECORDING]: Order Seduce and Destroy.... 1458 01:23:26,460 --> 01:23:28,252 -Get away from me, you shithead! -Okay. 1459 01:23:28,420 --> 01:23:29,462 [DOGS BARKlNG] 1460 01:23:29,630 --> 01:23:32,465 Can't afford it? We'll work out something for you. 1461 01:23:32,633 --> 01:23:34,759 Seduce and Destroy will change your life. 1462 01:23:34,927 --> 01:23:36,427 Watch out, watch out, watch out. 1463 01:23:37,346 --> 01:23:38,888 No. 1464 01:23:40,349 --> 01:23:43,267 Don't, don't, don't. 1465 01:23:43,435 --> 01:23:47,772 -I'm gonna save you. -Hi? Hello? Okay. 1466 01:23:47,940 --> 01:23:49,982 I guarantee, money-back guarantee-- 1467 01:23:50,150 --> 01:23:52,318 -Don't eat these. -This will change your life. 1468 01:23:52,486 --> 01:23:56,447 It's gonna help you get that naughty sauce that you.... 1469 01:23:59,076 --> 01:24:01,411 -For a low cost of 49.99.... PHlL: Here you go. 1470 01:24:01,578 --> 01:24:03,621 [EARL GROANlNG] 1471 01:24:06,125 --> 01:24:08,668 Come on out of the cold and order Seduce and Destroy... 1472 01:24:08,836 --> 01:24:12,630 ...for the low cost of 49.99. We take all credit cards. 1473 01:24:12,798 --> 01:24:16,843 -I take Visa, MasterCard.... PHlL: Out of the trash, out of the trash. 1474 01:24:18,303 --> 01:24:20,096 CHAD: Hey, Phil, are you there? 1475 01:24:20,264 --> 01:24:21,431 -lt's Chad. -Yeah. Hi, Chad. 1476 01:24:21,598 --> 01:24:25,226 Yeah, listen, I'm gonna put you in touch with Janet, Frank's assistant. 1477 01:24:25,394 --> 01:24:27,395 -Okay. -And she's gonna see what she can do. 1478 01:24:27,563 --> 01:24:30,231 Thank you very much, and good luck to you and your mother. 1479 01:24:30,399 --> 01:24:32,942 Thanks, man. You too. Okay, Janet, are you there? 1480 01:24:33,110 --> 01:24:36,070 JANET: Hello? CHAD: All right, Janet, you have Phil Parma. 1481 01:24:37,406 --> 01:24:38,990 Okay? 1482 01:24:43,078 --> 01:24:47,498 I have cancer, Mary. I have about two months. 1483 01:24:47,666 --> 01:24:49,459 I have no time. 1484 01:24:51,128 --> 01:24:52,754 It's in my bones. I don't have a chance. 1485 01:24:52,921 --> 01:24:55,047 -Oh. -l'm fucked. 1486 01:25:00,012 --> 01:25:03,514 DIRECTOR: And 1 5 seconds. LUIS: You got any cookies or anything? 1487 01:25:03,682 --> 01:25:05,725 [TEAMS WHlSPERlNG INDISTINCTLY] 1488 01:25:05,893 --> 01:25:07,810 DIRECTOR: Ten seconds. 1489 01:25:10,314 --> 01:25:15,234 And five, four, three, two.... 1490 01:25:15,402 --> 01:25:17,612 We're back, ready for Round Two. 1491 01:25:18,030 --> 01:25:20,198 We're talking to our adult contestants here today. 1492 01:25:20,365 --> 01:25:23,075 Uh, Mim, it says here that you live in California... 1493 01:25:23,243 --> 01:25:24,660 ...and that you have two kids. 1494 01:25:24,828 --> 01:25:26,537 MlM: Right. I have a six-year-old son.... 1495 01:25:26,705 --> 01:25:28,372 Do you know who l am? 1496 01:25:29,082 --> 01:25:31,209 You're a friend of the family, l presume. 1497 01:25:31,376 --> 01:25:32,877 What does that mean? 1498 01:25:33,045 --> 01:25:36,214 Nothing special. Just a spoke in the wheel. 1499 01:25:36,381 --> 01:25:40,134 You talk in rhymes and riddles and rub-a-dub... 1500 01:25:40,302 --> 01:25:44,847 ...but that doesn't mean anything to me. See, see-- See, I used to be smart. 1501 01:25:45,015 --> 01:25:47,517 I'm "Quiz Kid" Donnie Smith. 1502 01:25:49,478 --> 01:25:52,688 I'm "Quiz Kid" Donnie Smith from TV. 1503 01:25:52,856 --> 01:25:54,565 It might have been before my time. 1504 01:25:54,733 --> 01:25:56,776 MAN: I remember now. ln the sixties, right? 1505 01:25:56,944 --> 01:25:59,695 -l'm "Quiz Kid" Donnie Smith. -Like you said. 1506 01:25:59,863 --> 01:26:04,242 Smart kid. You got struck by lightning at one time, right? 1507 01:26:04,409 --> 01:26:05,785 DONNlE: So what? 1508 01:26:05,953 --> 01:26:08,287 -l heard about that. -Did it hurt? 1509 01:26:08,455 --> 01:26:09,831 DONNlE: Yes. 1510 01:26:09,998 --> 01:26:12,750 But you're all right now. So, what's the what? 1511 01:26:12,918 --> 01:26:15,169 -What? -That's right. 1512 01:26:15,337 --> 01:26:18,631 I used to be smart. Now l'm just stupid. 1513 01:26:18,799 --> 01:26:22,593 Ha! Brad, dear, who was it that said: 1514 01:26:22,761 --> 01:26:26,597 "A man of genius has seldom been ruined but by himself"? 1515 01:26:26,765 --> 01:26:28,266 Um.... 1516 01:26:29,393 --> 01:26:32,228 THURSTON: The lovely Samuel Johnson. -Ah. 1517 01:26:32,729 --> 01:26:35,690 Who also spoke of a fellow who was not only dull... 1518 01:26:35,858 --> 01:26:37,608 ...but a cause of dullness in others. 1519 01:26:37,776 --> 01:26:39,318 DONNlE: The cause of dullness in others. 1520 01:26:39,486 --> 01:26:42,280 -Picky, picky. -Let me tell you this. 1521 01:26:42,447 --> 01:26:45,491 Samuel Johnson never had his life shit on... 1522 01:26:45,659 --> 01:26:48,619 ...and taken from him, and his money stolen. 1523 01:26:49,204 --> 01:26:51,289 Who took his life and his money? 1524 01:26:51,456 --> 01:26:55,042 His parents? His mommy and daddy? 1525 01:26:55,210 --> 01:26:57,837 Make him live this life like this. 1526 01:26:58,005 --> 01:27:02,133 A man of genius who gets shit on as a child... 1527 01:27:02,301 --> 01:27:05,303 ...and that scars. That hurts. 1528 01:27:05,470 --> 01:27:07,305 Have you ever been hit by lightning? 1529 01:27:07,472 --> 01:27:10,182 It hurts. It doesn't happen to everyone. 1530 01:27:10,350 --> 01:27:11,809 It's an electrical charge. 1531 01:27:11,977 --> 01:27:14,312 It finds its way across the universe... 1532 01:27:14,479 --> 01:27:19,108 ...and it lands in your body and your head. 1533 01:27:19,610 --> 01:27:24,530 And as for "ruined but by himself"... 1534 01:27:24,698 --> 01:27:27,617 ...not if his parents took his freaking life... 1535 01:27:27,784 --> 01:27:29,869 ...and his money, and tell you to do this... 1536 01:27:30,037 --> 01:27:33,080 ...and to do that, and if you don't, well.... 1537 01:27:33,248 --> 01:27:36,000 MAN: Your parents took your money that you won on that game show? 1538 01:27:36,168 --> 01:27:39,253 Yes. They did. 1539 01:27:42,341 --> 01:27:45,176 What does that mean, "a spoke in the wheel"? 1540 01:27:45,677 --> 01:27:48,262 THURSTON: Things go round and round, don't they? 1541 01:27:49,056 --> 01:27:51,807 Yes, they do. They do. 1542 01:27:52,351 --> 01:27:54,352 But l'll make my dreams come true. 1543 01:27:55,228 --> 01:27:57,688 Sounds sad as a weeping willow. 1544 01:27:57,856 --> 01:27:59,941 I used to be smart. 1545 01:28:00,108 --> 01:28:02,443 But now l'm just stupid. 1546 01:28:04,154 --> 01:28:06,030 Shall we drink to that? 1547 01:28:06,281 --> 01:28:08,658 Um, I wanna talk a little bit more about your background. 1548 01:28:08,825 --> 01:28:11,369 You made, um, some references earlier... 1549 01:28:11,536 --> 01:28:17,500 ...to, uh, subjective human experiences and terrible things, and, um.... 1550 01:28:18,335 --> 01:28:21,003 Actually, I'm confused about your past, is the thing. 1551 01:28:21,171 --> 01:28:24,215 -ls that still lingering? lt's so boring. -Just to clarify.... 1552 01:28:24,383 --> 01:28:27,385 -Just wanna clear some things up. -Useless. Mm. 1553 01:28:27,552 --> 01:28:31,347 Excuse me. See-- Thank you, Muff. It's a funny thing that-- 1554 01:28:31,515 --> 01:28:33,849 This is an important element of Seduce and Destroy. 1555 01:28:34,017 --> 01:28:37,019 Facing the past is an important way of not making progress. 1556 01:28:37,187 --> 01:28:39,730 This is something l tell my men over and over and over. 1557 01:28:39,898 --> 01:28:41,983 GWENOVIER: This isn't meant, um.... 1558 01:28:42,150 --> 01:28:44,944 See, l try to teach my students to ask: 1559 01:28:45,112 --> 01:28:47,405 "What is it in aid of?" 1560 01:28:47,572 --> 01:28:49,240 -Are you asking me that? -Yes. 1561 01:28:49,408 --> 01:28:53,202 -Well, in trying to figure out who you are.... -ln aid of what? 1562 01:28:53,370 --> 01:28:56,998 Well, Frank, I'm saying that in trying to figure out who you are-- 1563 01:28:57,165 --> 01:28:58,624 I have more important things... 1564 01:28:58,792 --> 01:29:01,335 -...to put myself into. -Well, no, it's all important. 1565 01:29:01,503 --> 01:29:03,254 I think this is something important... 1566 01:29:03,422 --> 01:29:05,923 ...that you might need to think about putting yourself into. 1567 01:29:06,091 --> 01:29:08,092 -Mm. Not really. -Um, look, Frank... 1568 01:29:08,260 --> 01:29:10,386 ...it's not like I'm trying to attack you here. 1569 01:29:10,554 --> 01:29:11,637 -No. -l just-- 1570 01:29:11,805 --> 01:29:15,016 Okay. Hey, this is how you wanna spend your time, then go, go, go. 1571 01:29:15,183 --> 01:29:17,393 But you're gonna be surprised at what a waste it is. 1572 01:29:17,561 --> 01:29:21,772 "The most useless thing in the world is that which is behind me." Chapter Three. 1573 01:29:23,150 --> 01:29:25,693 We talked earlier about your mother... 1574 01:29:25,861 --> 01:29:28,279 ...and we talked about your father and his death. 1575 01:29:28,447 --> 01:29:32,450 I don't want to be challenging, but I have to ask, um.... 1576 01:29:32,617 --> 01:29:38,289 I just wanna clarify something. Something that l understand.... 1577 01:29:38,957 --> 01:29:43,294 -l'm not sure l hear a question in here. -l'm trying to put this as delicately as l can. 1578 01:29:43,462 --> 01:29:45,254 What's the question? 1579 01:29:46,465 --> 01:29:49,050 -Do you remember a Miss Simms? -l know a lot of women. 1580 01:29:49,217 --> 01:29:52,720 -l'm sure she remembers me, ha, ha. -She does. From when you were a boy. 1581 01:29:52,888 --> 01:29:54,805 -Yeah? -She lived in Tarzana. 1582 01:29:54,973 --> 01:29:57,558 That's my old stomping ground. 1583 01:30:00,187 --> 01:30:02,271 Is this the attack portion of the interview? 1584 01:30:02,439 --> 01:30:03,481 [GWENOVlER LAUGHS] 1585 01:30:03,648 --> 01:30:07,818 -ls the girl coming in for the kill? -No. This is about getting something right... 1586 01:30:07,986 --> 01:30:10,279 ...and clarifying answers to an earlier question. 1587 01:30:10,447 --> 01:30:11,989 What question? 1588 01:30:12,157 --> 01:30:15,159 I was told that your mother died, Frank. 1589 01:30:23,919 --> 01:30:25,795 That's what you heard. 1590 01:30:26,463 --> 01:30:27,630 [CHUCKLES] 1591 01:30:27,798 --> 01:30:29,965 Do you remember Miss Simms? 1592 01:30:34,971 --> 01:30:37,306 -No. -Well, l talked to Miss Simms... 1593 01:30:37,474 --> 01:30:42,853 ...your neighbor and caretaker after your mother died in 1 980... 1594 01:30:43,522 --> 01:30:45,523 ...and in my research... 1595 01:30:45,690 --> 01:30:52,154 ...l have you listed as the only son of Earl and Lily Partridge. 1596 01:30:52,322 --> 01:30:56,534 And what l learned from Barbara Simms is that your mother, Lily... 1597 01:30:57,327 --> 01:31:00,121 ...died in 1 980. 1598 01:31:00,997 --> 01:31:03,833 So, see, it's my understanding that information supplied... 1599 01:31:04,000 --> 01:31:06,252 ...by you and your company... 1600 01:31:06,419 --> 01:31:09,296 ...and the answers to the questions I've asked is incorrect... 1601 01:31:09,464 --> 01:31:13,551 ...and if l wanna get to the bottom of who you are and why you are... 1602 01:31:13,718 --> 01:31:19,223 ...then l think that your family history, your actual family history.... 1603 01:31:20,475 --> 01:31:25,146 Well, this is important. 1604 01:31:26,690 --> 01:31:29,191 What is your fucking question? 1605 01:31:31,903 --> 01:31:34,697 Well, l guess my question is this: 1606 01:31:36,616 --> 01:31:39,243 Why would you lie, Frank? 1607 01:31:39,703 --> 01:31:41,036 [CLEARS THROAT] 1608 01:31:41,538 --> 01:31:44,415 Kids, adults... 1609 01:31:44,583 --> 01:31:48,335 ...l would like you to put yourself at a picnic. 1610 01:31:48,503 --> 01:31:52,047 Uh, place yourself there with your family and friends, if you'd like. 1611 01:31:52,215 --> 01:31:55,217 You'll hear three musical notes, and you are to tell me... 1612 01:31:55,385 --> 01:31:59,221 ...what it might represent that you would find at a picnic. 1613 01:31:59,389 --> 01:32:01,515 The first three notes. Guys? 1614 01:32:01,683 --> 01:32:05,227 [MUSlC NOTES PLAY] 1615 01:32:05,395 --> 01:32:06,729 [BUZZER RINGS] 1616 01:32:06,897 --> 01:32:08,772 JlMMY: Yes, Todd. -Well, Jimmy, I know this. 1617 01:32:08,940 --> 01:32:13,777 I have perfect pitch, you see, and that would be A-D-E... 1618 01:32:13,945 --> 01:32:17,615 -...and that would represent lemonade. JlMMY: For 250. Next notes, please. 1619 01:32:17,782 --> 01:32:21,619 [MUSlC NOTES PLAY] 1620 01:32:21,786 --> 01:32:22,995 [BUZZER RINGS] 1621 01:32:23,371 --> 01:32:26,957 JlMMY: Todd? TODD: That's E-G-G, which would be egg. 1622 01:32:27,125 --> 01:32:31,170 JlMMY: For 500. And the third set of notes. Guys? 1623 01:32:31,338 --> 01:32:35,049 [MUSlC NOTES PLAY] 1624 01:32:36,343 --> 01:32:39,428 -You don't want any water? -No. I just.... 1625 01:32:39,596 --> 01:32:41,138 I'm so fucked up right now, Alan. 1626 01:32:41,306 --> 01:32:45,601 -There's just so much. So many things. -Are you on drugs right now? 1627 01:32:45,769 --> 01:32:49,271 If l tell you something, if I say things, then-- You're a lawyer, right? 1628 01:32:49,439 --> 01:32:52,983 You can't say anything, tell anybody. It's like a privilege. Attorney/client. 1629 01:32:53,151 --> 01:32:55,319 -You understand? -Not exactly. 1630 01:32:55,487 --> 01:32:57,821 Like a shrink. If l go see a shrink, I'm protected. 1631 01:32:57,989 --> 01:33:00,324 I can say things. Oh, fuck. 1632 01:33:00,492 --> 01:33:05,287 -l don't know what l'm doing. -Linda, you're safe, okay? It's all right. 1633 01:33:05,455 --> 01:33:08,123 You're my friend. You and Earl are clients. 1634 01:33:08,291 --> 01:33:10,334 Whatever you wanna say won't leave this room. 1635 01:33:10,502 --> 01:33:13,003 You have something you wanna say to me.... 1636 01:33:15,632 --> 01:33:18,717 I have to tell you something. I have something to tell you. 1637 01:33:20,512 --> 01:33:23,180 I wanna change his will. Can l change his will? l need to. 1638 01:33:23,598 --> 01:33:25,683 No, you can't change his will. Only Earl can. 1639 01:33:25,850 --> 01:33:28,060 No, no, no. You see, um... 1640 01:33:29,437 --> 01:33:31,105 ...l never loved him. 1641 01:33:31,273 --> 01:33:33,023 I never loved him. Earl. 1642 01:33:33,191 --> 01:33:36,860 When I met him-- When I started-- I met him, I fucked him, and I married him... 1643 01:33:37,028 --> 01:33:39,863 ...because I wanted his money. You understand? 1644 01:33:40,031 --> 01:33:41,865 Uh, I'm telling you this. 1645 01:33:42,033 --> 01:33:44,618 I've never told anyone. Uh, I didn't love him... 1646 01:33:44,786 --> 01:33:47,371 ...but now-- l know l'm in that will. We were all there. 1647 01:33:47,539 --> 01:33:51,375 We made that thing. And the money I'll get. I don't want it, because I love him now. 1648 01:33:51,543 --> 01:33:54,753 I've fallen in love with him now for real, as he's dying, and.... 1649 01:33:54,921 --> 01:33:58,215 Uh, I look at him, and he's about to go, Alan. He's moments.... 1650 01:33:59,426 --> 01:34:01,927 I took care of him through this, Alan. What now, then? 1651 01:34:02,095 --> 01:34:03,137 JlMMY: Let's listen. 1652 01:34:03,305 --> 01:34:06,056 [IN SOUTHERN ACCENT] "Hello, Mary. How are you and the seven kids? 1653 01:34:06,224 --> 01:34:09,685 As you probably heard by now, we sure gave that Pope a run for his money." 1654 01:34:09,853 --> 01:34:11,020 [BUZZER RINGS] 1655 01:34:11,187 --> 01:34:13,856 JlMMY: Mim. MlM: Um, that would be Robert E. Lee. 1656 01:34:14,024 --> 01:34:18,235 His wife was Mary Parke Custis. I know he had seven children. 1657 01:34:18,403 --> 01:34:23,073 Um, and he would be talking about Pope, who he defeated at the Battle of Manassas. 1658 01:34:23,241 --> 01:34:26,410 JlMMY: Absolutely right, Miss Mim. Next question. 1659 01:34:26,828 --> 01:34:28,954 Come on, come on, come on. Snap out of it, man. 1660 01:34:29,122 --> 01:34:31,498 Come on. Stanley. 1661 01:34:31,666 --> 01:34:33,500 [SIGHS] 1662 01:34:33,668 --> 01:34:37,004 DICK: Bonjour, Josephine. Maintenant je suis en Egypte. 1663 01:34:37,172 --> 01:34:38,213 [BUZZER RINGS] 1664 01:34:38,381 --> 01:34:39,423 JlMMY: Yes, Mim. 1665 01:34:39,591 --> 01:34:41,759 MlM: Um, that would be Napoleon speaking to Josephine. 1666 01:34:41,926 --> 01:34:45,346 JlMMY: Absolutely right, for 500. Next voice. 1667 01:34:47,223 --> 01:34:49,850 I don't want him to die. I didn't love him when we met... 1668 01:34:50,018 --> 01:34:52,978 ...and l did so many bad things to him that he doesn't know. 1669 01:34:53,146 --> 01:34:57,566 Things that l want to confess to him. But now l do. I love him. 1670 01:34:58,902 --> 01:35:02,946 -Linda, what kind of medication are you on? -This isn't any fucking medication talking! 1671 01:35:03,114 --> 01:35:05,783 Can you give me nothing? You have power of attorney. 1672 01:35:05,950 --> 01:35:09,495 Can you go in the final fucking moments and change the will? 1673 01:35:09,662 --> 01:35:11,413 I-- l don't want any money. 1674 01:35:11,581 --> 01:35:15,042 I couldn't live with myself with this thing that I've done. 1675 01:35:15,210 --> 01:35:18,337 I fucked around. l fucking cheated on him. I fucking cheated on him. 1676 01:35:18,505 --> 01:35:20,923 There. There. You're his lawyer, our lawyer. 1677 01:35:21,091 --> 01:35:23,634 I am his wife. We are married. I broke the contract of marriage. 1678 01:35:23,802 --> 01:35:27,805 I fucked around on him many times. I sucked other men's cocks. 1679 01:35:27,972 --> 01:35:29,640 ALAN: Adultery is not against the law. 1680 01:35:29,808 --> 01:35:32,810 It's not something you can use in court to discredit the will. 1681 01:35:32,977 --> 01:35:35,437 -Linda. Linda, calm down. -l can't. 1682 01:35:35,605 --> 01:35:37,648 You don't have to change the will. 1683 01:35:38,149 --> 01:35:41,151 If you wanna take nothing, renounce the will when the time comes. 1684 01:35:41,319 --> 01:35:43,445 What does that mean? Where does the money go? 1685 01:35:43,613 --> 01:35:48,158 -lt goes to the nearest relative. -What's that? Frank? 1686 01:35:48,326 --> 01:35:52,496 No, no, no. That can't happen. Earl doesn't want him to have anything. 1687 01:35:52,664 --> 01:35:54,873 -That's what will happen. -This is so fucked up. 1688 01:35:55,041 --> 01:35:56,333 Linda, stop! 1689 01:35:58,086 --> 01:36:00,587 Now, you take a moment, you breathe... 1690 01:36:00,755 --> 01:36:03,340 -...and one thing at a time. -Shut the fuck up. 1691 01:36:03,508 --> 01:36:05,968 -You want me to help you? -Shut the fuck up. 1692 01:36:06,136 --> 01:36:09,054 -You need to sober up. -Now, you must really shut the fuck up. 1693 01:36:09,222 --> 01:36:11,014 Now. Please, shut the fuck up. 1694 01:36:11,182 --> 01:36:13,183 -Linda. -l have to go. 1695 01:36:13,351 --> 01:36:16,270 -Let me call you a car, Linda. -Shut the fuck up. 1696 01:36:16,438 --> 01:36:20,399 JlMMY: Now, imagine that you are attending a jam session... 1697 01:36:20,567 --> 01:36:22,860 ...of classical composers... 1698 01:36:23,027 --> 01:36:27,656 ...and they have each done an arrangement of the classic favorite, "Whispering." 1699 01:36:27,824 --> 01:36:30,784 Now, we have here the New World Harmonica Trio... 1700 01:36:30,952 --> 01:36:33,120 ...who are going to play, uh-- 1701 01:36:34,205 --> 01:36:38,542 Uh, three, um-- Uh, variations on the theme... 1702 01:36:38,710 --> 01:36:39,960 ...as the, uh-- As-- 1703 01:36:40,128 --> 01:36:42,629 As three classical composers might have written it. 1704 01:36:42,797 --> 01:36:46,383 So you are to name the, uh, first composer. 1705 01:36:46,551 --> 01:36:47,926 Guys? 1706 01:36:48,094 --> 01:36:51,138 [HARMONlCAS PLAYlNG "WHlSPERlNG" IN STYLE OF BRAHMS] 1707 01:37:00,273 --> 01:37:01,356 [BUZZER RINGS] 1708 01:37:01,524 --> 01:37:03,901 JlMMY: Yes, Todd. -Well, Jimmy, that sounded like Brahms. 1709 01:37:04,068 --> 01:37:06,403 Uh, a bit like his "Hungarian Dance Number Six." 1710 01:37:06,571 --> 01:37:09,656 That is excellent, Todd. Next composer, guys. 1711 01:37:09,824 --> 01:37:12,910 [HARMONlCAS PLAYlNG "WHlSPERlNG" IN STYLE OF RAVEL] 1712 01:37:34,390 --> 01:37:35,557 [BUZZER RINGS] 1713 01:37:37,268 --> 01:37:38,393 Stanley the man. 1714 01:37:40,396 --> 01:37:42,189 I don't know the answer. 1715 01:37:43,608 --> 01:37:45,192 That is not right. 1716 01:37:45,360 --> 01:37:46,985 That's not right, Stanley. 1717 01:37:47,153 --> 01:37:51,114 The correct answer is Ravel. 1718 01:37:51,616 --> 01:37:53,325 Ravel. 1719 01:37:54,452 --> 01:37:58,121 Uh, and now l'm gonna have our three whistlers, um... 1720 01:37:59,958 --> 01:38:03,835 ...please to present the next, uh, musical.... 1721 01:38:04,003 --> 01:38:06,964 There were three, uh, musical sections here... 1722 01:38:07,131 --> 01:38:09,967 ...and this will be the third section that the whistlers.... 1723 01:38:10,134 --> 01:38:13,428 Um, and they'll play a piece that's.... 1724 01:38:14,847 --> 01:38:19,351 It's very recognizable. It's Chopin, actually, and, uh.... 1725 01:38:20,812 --> 01:38:23,647 Well, it's taken-- It's in the style of "Marche Militaire." 1726 01:38:23,815 --> 01:38:26,984 It's a very recognizable piece. 1727 01:38:27,151 --> 01:38:30,362 So if you please just listen to this... 1728 01:38:30,530 --> 01:38:34,575 ...and l'm sure you can identify the, uh.... 1729 01:38:34,742 --> 01:38:36,827 I'm sort of giving away the answer here, but-- 1730 01:38:36,995 --> 01:38:39,830 It's Chopin. l don't mean to give away the answer. 1731 01:38:39,998 --> 01:38:43,041 It's just-- Please, just-- 1732 01:38:43,209 --> 01:38:46,503 Well, sing us a ditty, guys. A Chopin ditty. 1733 01:38:46,671 --> 01:38:51,174 Let's have a Chopin ditty here. l can't.... 1734 01:38:52,302 --> 01:38:55,554 -Go to the card. Go to the fucking card. -Go to the card. Go. 1735 01:38:55,722 --> 01:38:57,681 Go to the card. 1736 01:38:57,849 --> 01:38:59,766 [SNlFFlNG] 1737 01:39:05,315 --> 01:39:06,565 Okay, l'm back. 1738 01:39:06,733 --> 01:39:09,067 JlM: For not a fresh cup, this is a good cup of coffee. 1739 01:39:09,235 --> 01:39:11,653 CLAUDlA: Thank you. What do you wanna talk about? 1740 01:39:14,907 --> 01:39:16,491 I don't know. 1741 01:39:17,535 --> 01:39:19,911 -Do you want to talk? -Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1742 01:39:20,079 --> 01:39:21,496 -Okay. -Um.... 1743 01:39:22,081 --> 01:39:24,041 What's your name? 1744 01:39:24,208 --> 01:39:25,792 Jim Kurring. 1745 01:39:25,960 --> 01:39:28,545 BURT: Call 91 1 . -l think l had a stroke. 1746 01:39:28,713 --> 01:39:31,715 No, no, no. I'm fine. I'm all right. 1747 01:39:31,883 --> 01:39:35,844 -l wanna finish the show. BURT: No, we need to call this quits. 1748 01:39:36,012 --> 01:39:38,221 -Get your hands off me. -Let this guy help you. 1749 01:39:38,389 --> 01:39:42,017 -Look, I just-- l'll tell you what happened. -Call 91 1 . Do it right now, Mary. 1750 01:39:42,185 --> 01:39:45,896 I fell down and I couldn't see for a minute, but I'm okay. Get your hands off me. 1751 01:39:55,156 --> 01:39:57,115 -Did you fucking piss your pants? -Shut up. 1752 01:39:57,283 --> 01:39:59,701 -What happened? What's going on? -Nothing. Go away. 1753 01:39:59,869 --> 01:40:01,119 Don't tell me to go away. 1754 01:40:01,287 --> 01:40:05,290 I'm the coordinator for the show, and you will answer the questions l ask. 1755 01:40:07,168 --> 01:40:09,419 -Now, what is going on? You-- -What's the problem? 1756 01:40:09,587 --> 01:40:12,297 -Nothing. l'm fine. -Why didn't you answer those questions? 1757 01:40:12,465 --> 01:40:14,591 -l didn't know the answer. -Bullshit! Bullshit! 1758 01:40:14,759 --> 01:40:16,551 You know the answer to every question. 1759 01:40:16,719 --> 01:40:19,054 I knew the answers. I'm not half as smart as you... 1760 01:40:19,222 --> 01:40:20,847 ...so what the hell happened? 1761 01:40:21,015 --> 01:40:23,433 -l don't know. -He pissed his pants. 1762 01:40:24,811 --> 01:40:27,187 [WHlSPERS] You pissed your pants? 1763 01:40:27,355 --> 01:40:29,106 -No, I didn't. l'm fine. -Stand up. 1764 01:40:29,273 --> 01:40:32,317 -l said l'm fine. I'm fine. -Stand up. 1765 01:40:32,485 --> 01:40:35,195 Oh, Jesus, Stanley, what the fuck did you do that for? 1766 01:40:35,363 --> 01:40:38,699 I just wanna keep playing. I'll keep playing. l'm fine. 1767 01:40:38,866 --> 01:40:40,450 That's great. 1768 01:40:40,618 --> 01:40:44,371 I mean, you know that, to a performer, that's food, right? 1769 01:40:44,539 --> 01:40:47,332 That shows that you love him, and l'm sure he appreciates it. 1770 01:40:47,500 --> 01:40:50,544 Everything's fine. Relax. Relax, darling. Everything's fine. 1771 01:40:52,296 --> 01:40:53,797 I'm okay. 1772 01:40:53,965 --> 01:40:56,967 All right, see? l'm all right. 1773 01:40:57,135 --> 01:41:00,053 It's pretty fucking stupid, isn't it? Jesus Christ. 1774 01:41:00,221 --> 01:41:02,347 What the fuck do they think out there? 1775 01:41:02,515 --> 01:41:04,516 They must be laughing their asses off. 1776 01:41:04,684 --> 01:41:07,144 Tell them l got a bad knee or some fucking thing. 1777 01:41:07,311 --> 01:41:08,687 Ha, ha. This is fucking funny. 1778 01:41:08,855 --> 01:41:12,107 -What do you guys wanna do? -Just what I said. 1779 01:41:17,613 --> 01:41:20,115 -Are we going to continue with this game? -Yes. 1780 01:41:20,283 --> 01:41:22,659 All right, you look at me. Look at me. 1781 01:41:22,827 --> 01:41:26,913 You are two days away from this record. Okay? Nobody's ever done that. 1782 01:41:27,081 --> 01:41:30,000 You get through this, I'll get you anything you want. Anything. 1783 01:41:30,168 --> 01:41:33,503 -You just gotta get through this, okay? -Okay. 1784 01:41:33,671 --> 01:41:35,046 [RlCH SlGHS] 1785 01:41:36,090 --> 01:41:38,508 Hang in there, buddy. I'm sorry I squeezed your arm. 1786 01:41:38,676 --> 01:41:40,635 Hey. I love you. 1787 01:41:40,803 --> 01:41:42,763 [AUDIENCE APPLAUDlNG] 1788 01:41:42,930 --> 01:41:44,890 -Are we doing this? BURT: Fucking stupidity. 1789 01:41:45,057 --> 01:41:48,101 -Why don't I put the medic on? -Don't let him do this. 1790 01:41:48,269 --> 01:41:50,520 -He's been doing it for 30 years. -You don't know. 1791 01:41:50,688 --> 01:41:52,898 It's a fucking game show, Mary. 1792 01:41:58,029 --> 01:41:59,154 [JAW CLICKlNG] 1793 01:41:59,322 --> 01:42:00,864 Hear that? 1794 01:42:02,700 --> 01:42:07,204 JlM: Ah, yeah. Does that hurt? -No. 1795 01:42:10,041 --> 01:42:12,667 -What is it? -lt's in my ear. 1796 01:42:13,503 --> 01:42:16,004 It's, um, TMJ. 1797 01:42:16,172 --> 01:42:19,216 It's what it's called. Technically. 1798 01:42:19,926 --> 01:42:23,762 How about they just call it, you know, "clicking jaw"? 1799 01:42:23,930 --> 01:42:26,556 -"Pain in the jaw," yeah. Ha, ha. -Yeah. How about that? 1800 01:42:26,724 --> 01:42:30,227 -Be easier to remember. -Yeah. It gets.... 1801 01:42:30,394 --> 01:42:33,647 I-- l don't even know if l have it, actually. 1802 01:42:33,815 --> 01:42:37,400 WOMAN [OVER RADlO]: 1 5-L-27, 1 5-L-27, head out to.... 1803 01:42:37,568 --> 01:42:38,693 I'm sorry. 1804 01:42:38,861 --> 01:42:41,446 1 5-L-27, l'm currently code seven. 1805 01:42:41,614 --> 01:42:43,573 I'm sorry. This is my job. 1806 01:42:43,741 --> 01:42:44,741 WOMAN: L-27, roger. 1807 01:42:44,909 --> 01:42:48,328 MAN 1: William-35, can you see if you can raise 1 0-William-28 for me? 1808 01:42:48,496 --> 01:42:51,081 MAN 2: Roger. Disregard. It was just the information passed on. 1809 01:42:51,249 --> 01:42:53,542 You were just getting warmed up. Getting started. 1810 01:42:53,709 --> 01:42:55,919 Yeah. l gotta go. 1811 01:42:57,171 --> 01:43:01,132 Well, if this joker shows up again, or you got your music up too loud... 1812 01:43:01,300 --> 01:43:03,468 ...maybe we can have another cup of coffee. 1813 01:43:03,636 --> 01:43:05,387 If you're not here for a 1 87. 1814 01:43:05,555 --> 01:43:11,476 -No. Do not joke about that, okay? -Okay. 1815 01:43:12,603 --> 01:43:15,522 -l seen too many of those. -l'm sorry. 1816 01:43:15,690 --> 01:43:18,692 No. it's all right. You were kidding. It's okay. 1817 01:43:21,320 --> 01:43:22,654 All right. 1818 01:43:22,822 --> 01:43:25,615 Well, you keep your chin up and your music down, okay? 1819 01:43:25,783 --> 01:43:28,159 Yes, l will. It was nice to meet you, Officer Jim. 1820 01:43:28,327 --> 01:43:30,161 -Just Jim. -Yeah. Good. Okay. 1821 01:43:30,329 --> 01:43:34,624 -Okay. Bye-bye, Claudia. -Bye. 1822 01:43:53,352 --> 01:43:55,896 [DlSPATCH RADIO CHATTERlNG] 1823 01:43:56,063 --> 01:43:57,480 [SHUTS OFF RADIO] 1824 01:44:00,735 --> 01:44:04,821 -What is it? Did you forget something? -No. No, I'm.... 1825 01:44:04,989 --> 01:44:07,824 I was-- l was wondering.... 1826 01:44:07,992 --> 01:44:10,452 Man, l feel like a bit of a scumbucket doing this... 1827 01:44:10,620 --> 01:44:12,829 ...since l came here as an officer of the law... 1828 01:44:12,997 --> 01:44:16,625 ...but l feel like l'd be a fool if l didn't do something l really wanna do... 1829 01:44:16,792 --> 01:44:20,337 -...which is to ask you for a date. -You wanna go on a date with me? 1830 01:44:20,504 --> 01:44:21,838 -Please, yes. -Ahem. 1831 01:44:22,006 --> 01:44:24,716 -Well, is that illegal? -Sort of. 1832 01:44:24,884 --> 01:44:27,093 Then l'd like to go. What do you wanna do? 1833 01:44:28,054 --> 01:44:32,599 I don't know. l hadn't thought about it. That's not true. I have thought about it. 1834 01:44:32,767 --> 01:44:35,226 I've been thinking since you opened the door. 1835 01:44:35,394 --> 01:44:37,354 -Really? -Yeah. 1836 01:44:37,521 --> 01:44:39,397 I thought you were flirting with me. 1837 01:44:39,565 --> 01:44:40,941 You want to go tonight? 1838 01:44:41,108 --> 01:44:43,818 I'm-- No-- I'm off tonight, yeah. That would be-- 1839 01:44:43,986 --> 01:44:46,363 -What time? -8 o'clock. 1840 01:44:46,530 --> 01:44:48,949 -l don't get off until 1 0:00. -1 0 o'clock. 1841 01:44:49,450 --> 01:44:51,117 -Okay. -Yeah. 1842 01:44:51,285 --> 01:44:53,870 -Yeah. Fine. -Yeah. Bye. 1843 01:44:54,038 --> 01:44:55,789 [LOCK CLICKS] 1844 01:44:56,958 --> 01:44:59,292 GWENOVIER: Frank, l'm really not trying to attack you here. 1845 01:44:59,460 --> 01:45:04,464 I think that if you have something that needs to be cleared up, well, then.... 1846 01:45:08,928 --> 01:45:11,388 I was told that your father is Earl Partridge. 1847 01:45:11,555 --> 01:45:14,516 I was told that he left you and your mother... 1848 01:45:14,684 --> 01:45:18,019 ...and you were forced to take care of your mother during her illness... 1849 01:45:18,187 --> 01:45:21,731 ...that you took care of your mother while she struggled with cancer... 1850 01:45:21,899 --> 01:45:24,234 ...and that Miss Simms became your caretaker... 1851 01:45:24,402 --> 01:45:27,445 ...when your mother finally passed away. 1852 01:45:29,532 --> 01:45:32,826 Can you talk about your mother, Frank? 1853 01:45:33,452 --> 01:45:34,661 [CELL PHONE RlNGS] 1854 01:45:34,829 --> 01:45:37,580 No, not true. You know what? Even if you don't get to pump her... 1855 01:45:37,748 --> 01:45:40,125 ...you still need to start honing your skills on a feminist. 1856 01:45:40,292 --> 01:45:41,376 [CELL PHONE RlNGlNG] 1857 01:45:41,544 --> 01:45:43,962 -You need to do that. MAN: l will. 1858 01:45:44,130 --> 01:45:45,588 -This is Doc. JANET: Doc, it's Janet. 1859 01:45:45,756 --> 01:45:48,299 -What's up, Janet? -l have to talk to Frank. ls he nearby? 1860 01:45:48,467 --> 01:45:50,802 -Uh, he's in the interview, Janet. -lnterrupt him. 1861 01:45:50,970 --> 01:45:53,930 -Get him on the phone with me right away. -What happened? 1862 01:45:54,098 --> 01:45:56,766 Doc, go get Frank and put him on the phone. 1863 01:45:58,269 --> 01:45:59,436 [GWENOVlER SIGHS] 1864 01:45:59,603 --> 01:46:01,563 GWENOVIER: Oh, come on, Frank. 1865 01:46:01,731 --> 01:46:03,440 What are you doing? 1866 01:46:06,110 --> 01:46:08,111 What am I doing? 1867 01:46:08,946 --> 01:46:10,488 Yeah. 1868 01:46:12,116 --> 01:46:15,493 I'm quietly judging you. 1869 01:46:15,661 --> 01:46:16,745 [AUDlENCE APPLAUDING] 1870 01:46:16,912 --> 01:46:22,292 And five, four, three, two.... 1871 01:46:24,712 --> 01:46:26,046 Yeah? 1872 01:46:26,213 --> 01:46:28,339 Oh, boy, what a day. What a round. 1873 01:46:28,507 --> 01:46:30,175 Back and in for me... 1874 01:46:30,342 --> 01:46:35,180 ...and the final one-on-one round to determine who's who today. 1875 01:46:35,347 --> 01:46:38,141 Let's check the scores on the board, shall we? 1876 01:46:39,060 --> 01:46:41,853 Well, the kids have an even 2000... 1877 01:46:42,021 --> 01:46:46,149 ...and the adults are way up with 47. 1878 01:46:46,317 --> 01:46:51,738 Now, that doesn't mean that this game is out of reach for the kids. 1879 01:46:51,906 --> 01:46:55,325 -Elders, who's the lucky so-and-so? -lt's gonna be me, Jimmy. 1880 01:46:55,493 --> 01:46:56,826 [AUDIENCE APPLAUDlNG] 1881 01:46:56,994 --> 01:46:58,495 Come on over, Mim. 1882 01:47:00,122 --> 01:47:02,749 I don't wanna go. I can't do it this time. 1883 01:47:02,917 --> 01:47:04,667 What the fuck are you talking about? 1884 01:47:04,835 --> 01:47:08,505 You have to go, Stanley. You're the smartest. 1885 01:47:08,672 --> 01:47:10,715 I don't wanna go. Why can't one of you do it? 1886 01:47:10,883 --> 01:47:15,053 RICHARD: lf you don't fucking stand up and get over there, I'm gonna beat your ass. 1887 01:47:15,221 --> 01:47:18,890 I'm sick of being the one who always has to do everything. 1888 01:47:19,058 --> 01:47:23,144 -l don't wanna be the one always. JlMMY: Kids, l don't even have to ask. 1889 01:47:23,312 --> 01:47:25,939 Stanley, get your butt over here. 1890 01:47:32,655 --> 01:47:34,739 I'm sick. 1891 01:47:34,907 --> 01:47:36,866 I'm sick here now. 1892 01:47:37,952 --> 01:47:40,286 I confuse melancholy with depression sometimes. 1893 01:47:40,454 --> 01:47:43,414 -Mm-hm. -You see? 1894 01:47:43,582 --> 01:47:46,960 Why don't you run along now, friend? Your dessert is getting cold. 1895 01:47:47,128 --> 01:47:50,046 -l'm sick. THURSTON: Stay that way. 1896 01:47:50,214 --> 01:47:52,006 I'm sick, and l'm in love. 1897 01:47:52,174 --> 01:47:55,593 THURSTON: You seem the sort of person who confuses the two. 1898 01:47:55,761 --> 01:47:57,637 That's right. 1899 01:47:57,805 --> 01:48:00,265 That's the first time you've been right. 1900 01:48:00,432 --> 01:48:04,060 I confuse the two, and I don't care. 1901 01:48:04,603 --> 01:48:07,897 Hey. Hey! 1902 01:48:08,899 --> 01:48:10,900 I love you. 1903 01:48:11,068 --> 01:48:12,735 I love you, and I'm sick. 1904 01:48:12,903 --> 01:48:15,280 I'll talk to you-- I'll talk to you tomorrow. 1905 01:48:15,447 --> 01:48:19,075 I'm getting corrective oral surgery tomorrow, for my teeth. 1906 01:48:19,243 --> 01:48:21,828 I love you, Brad. Brad the bartender. 1907 01:48:21,996 --> 01:48:24,581 If you wanna love me back, I'll be good to you. 1908 01:48:24,748 --> 01:48:26,499 I'll be goddamn good for you. 1909 01:48:26,667 --> 01:48:29,752 I won't be mad if you don't know who said what. 1910 01:48:29,920 --> 01:48:32,088 I won't punish you if you get the answer wrong. 1911 01:48:32,256 --> 01:48:34,716 THURSTON: Brad, honey. -l can teach and tell you.... 1912 01:48:34,884 --> 01:48:37,468 You have a special secret crush over there, l think. 1913 01:48:37,636 --> 01:48:39,929 Don't treat him too lovely. He might get hurt. 1914 01:48:40,097 --> 01:48:42,765 -You shut up! Mind your own business. -Gently, son. 1915 01:48:42,933 --> 01:48:44,350 I know you don't love me now. 1916 01:48:44,518 --> 01:48:47,270 It's a dangerous thing to confuse children with angels. 1917 01:48:48,689 --> 01:48:51,774 Wanna know the common element for the entire group, like he asked? 1918 01:48:51,942 --> 01:48:54,527 I'll tell you the answer, because l had that one. 1919 01:48:54,695 --> 01:48:56,529 I had that question. 1920 01:48:56,697 --> 01:48:59,616 Uh, carbon. Carbon. 1921 01:48:59,783 --> 01:49:02,118 In pencil lead, it's in the form of graphite... 1922 01:49:02,286 --> 01:49:05,163 ...in coal, it's mixed up with other impurities... 1923 01:49:05,331 --> 01:49:08,374 ...and in the diamond, it's in hard form. 1924 01:49:08,959 --> 01:49:12,462 "Well, all we really wanted to know was the common element, Donnie... 1925 01:49:12,630 --> 01:49:15,131 ...but thank you for all that unnecessary knowledge. Ha, ha. 1926 01:49:15,299 --> 01:49:17,717 Kids. Heads so full of useless knowledge. 1927 01:49:17,885 --> 01:49:19,928 Thank you. Thank you." 1928 01:49:20,846 --> 01:49:23,139 The book says, "We may be through with the past... 1929 01:49:23,307 --> 01:49:26,142 ...but the past is not through with us." 1930 01:49:26,769 --> 01:49:28,645 And.... 1931 01:49:28,812 --> 01:49:34,025 No, it is not dangerous to confuse children with angels. 1932 01:49:43,118 --> 01:49:44,827 [VOMlTS] 1933 01:49:45,746 --> 01:49:48,164 Yeah. Okay. 1934 01:49:48,332 --> 01:49:51,084 Well, that is what l wait for. 1935 01:49:51,252 --> 01:49:54,712 I wait for those calls. And l wait and l pray. 1936 01:49:54,880 --> 01:49:57,674 And sometimes Jesus says: 1937 01:49:57,841 --> 01:50:00,134 "Jim, l got a surprise for you today. 1938 01:50:00,302 --> 01:50:02,679 I want you to meet this young lady, okay? 1939 01:50:02,846 --> 01:50:05,556 Now, where it goes from there is up to you. 1940 01:50:05,724 --> 01:50:09,769 And l don't think you're gonna screw it up, okay?" 1941 01:50:09,937 --> 01:50:12,438 And, God, I'm telling you right now... 1942 01:50:12,606 --> 01:50:15,149 ...l will not screw it up. You gave me an opportunity. 1943 01:50:15,317 --> 01:50:17,527 I'm gonna treat this young lady right. 1944 01:50:17,695 --> 01:50:20,071 I'm a happy cop. 1945 01:50:20,239 --> 01:50:24,200 Yeah. lt's called jaywalking. Slow down. 1946 01:50:54,064 --> 01:50:56,524 Uh, I'm gonna pass, Jimmy. 1947 01:50:57,359 --> 01:51:00,361 JlMMY: Stanley, passing to one of the other kids. 1948 01:51:01,405 --> 01:51:05,033 We want Stanley to go, Jimmy. 1949 01:51:05,200 --> 01:51:06,909 I don't wanna go. 1950 01:51:08,662 --> 01:51:11,956 -Walking towards the elevator, Janet. JANET: Fine. Phil, are you still there? 1951 01:51:12,124 --> 01:51:14,417 PHlL: Yeah, I'm here. JANET: I wanna ask you one question. 1952 01:51:14,585 --> 01:51:17,211 Phil, have you talked to anyone else about this? 1953 01:51:17,379 --> 01:51:20,048 PHlL: No, I haven't. JANET: Good, let's keep it that way, okay? 1954 01:51:20,215 --> 01:51:22,258 All the security and whatnot. You understand? 1955 01:51:22,426 --> 01:51:24,969 This could be a delicate situation for the family. 1956 01:51:25,137 --> 01:51:28,139 DOC: What's going on? What's happening? JANET: Doc, fuck off 1957 01:51:28,307 --> 01:51:30,391 Phil, hang in just one more minute, okay? 1958 01:51:30,559 --> 01:51:32,477 -I'm gonna put you on hold. PHlL: Thank you. 1959 01:51:32,644 --> 01:51:33,936 JANET: How close are you, Doc? 1960 01:51:34,104 --> 01:51:36,481 Richard? Julia? 1961 01:51:36,648 --> 01:51:40,109 Kids, what's going on? 1962 01:51:40,277 --> 01:51:42,737 I need a player here for one-on-one. 1963 01:51:43,322 --> 01:51:47,658 RICHARD: We want Stanley to go, Jimmy, and we're not sure why he won't. 1964 01:51:47,826 --> 01:51:51,871 I always go. l always answer the questions, and l don't wanna do it anymore. 1965 01:51:52,039 --> 01:51:55,500 What the fuck is he doing? What's wrong with him? 1966 01:51:55,667 --> 01:51:57,710 I have no idea. 1967 01:51:59,463 --> 01:52:00,505 [ELEVATOR DINGS] 1968 01:52:00,672 --> 01:52:05,301 -l'm getting off the elevator, Janet. JANET: Good. Good boy. 1969 01:52:05,469 --> 01:52:08,554 DOC: I'm walking down the hall. 1970 01:52:09,473 --> 01:52:11,641 [EARL GROANlNG SOFTLY] 1971 01:52:59,189 --> 01:53:02,316 This fucking kid ain't getting up, and we don't have a show. 1972 01:53:02,484 --> 01:53:04,527 ANNOUNCER: Live television, ladies and germs. Heh. 1973 01:53:04,695 --> 01:53:06,362 Little prick. 1974 01:53:06,530 --> 01:53:11,033 -What is this, a point? A game? -What the hell is he doing? 1975 01:53:11,201 --> 01:53:14,537 Come on. Get the fuck up, kid, come on. 1976 01:53:20,169 --> 01:53:21,961 Time's up. 1977 01:53:23,589 --> 01:53:26,507 So that's what you did? You sat it out? 1978 01:53:27,676 --> 01:53:31,262 FRANK: You wanted my time. l gave it to you. 1979 01:53:31,722 --> 01:53:35,224 You called me a liar. You made accusations. 1980 01:53:35,392 --> 01:53:36,684 You said: 1981 01:53:36,852 --> 01:53:39,645 [AS GWENOVlER] "Well, if I had known, then l wouldn't have asked." 1982 01:53:39,813 --> 01:53:42,315 So it's not an attack. 1983 01:53:42,483 --> 01:53:46,736 See, l don't wanna be the sort of fella who doesn't keep his word... 1984 01:53:46,904 --> 01:53:49,405 ...so l gave you my fucking time, bitch. 1985 01:53:49,573 --> 01:53:51,407 -Now fuck-- -Unh! 1986 01:53:57,289 --> 01:53:59,749 DOC: lt's fucking Janet. There's a situation on the phone. 1987 01:54:03,420 --> 01:54:06,255 FRANK [ON RECORDING]: Ifyou order now, you can get Seduce and Destroy... 1988 01:54:06,423 --> 01:54:07,423 [DOGS BARKlNG] 1989 01:54:07,591 --> 01:54:09,926 ...plus videos and audio cassettes, and a coupon... 1990 01:54:10,093 --> 01:54:12,762 ...for Frank T.J. Mackey's next seminar. 1991 01:54:12,930 --> 01:54:15,264 [ALL BARKlNG] 1992 01:54:22,439 --> 01:54:25,149 The indecision of a child, ladies and germs. 1993 01:54:25,317 --> 01:54:27,568 [AUDIENCE LAUGHS AND APPLAUDS] 1994 01:54:37,162 --> 01:54:39,121 This isn't funny. 1995 01:54:40,457 --> 01:54:42,542 This isn't cute. 1996 01:54:42,709 --> 01:54:45,336 See, the way we're looked at.... 1997 01:54:47,548 --> 01:54:49,799 Because I'm not a toy. 1998 01:54:49,967 --> 01:54:52,134 I'm not a doll. 1999 01:54:52,302 --> 01:54:55,137 The way we're looked at because you think we're cute. 2000 01:54:55,722 --> 01:54:57,807 Because what? 2001 01:54:57,975 --> 01:55:00,351 What? l'm made to feel like a freak... 2002 01:55:00,519 --> 01:55:03,020 ...if I answer questions... 2003 01:55:03,188 --> 01:55:05,064 ...or l'm smart... 2004 01:55:06,900 --> 01:55:09,485 ...or l have to go to the bathroom? 2005 01:55:10,946 --> 01:55:13,030 What is that, Jimmy? 2006 01:55:13,657 --> 01:55:15,199 What is that? 2007 01:55:15,367 --> 01:55:17,952 I'm asking-- l'm asking you that. 2008 01:55:19,204 --> 01:55:21,455 I'm not sure, Stanley. 2009 01:55:44,104 --> 01:55:45,271 [GUNSHOT] 2010 01:55:45,439 --> 01:55:46,689 [JIM GASPS] 2011 01:55:53,697 --> 01:55:54,989 [GUNSHOT] 2012 01:55:55,157 --> 01:55:57,283 [JIM PANTING] 2013 01:56:01,496 --> 01:56:04,040 JlM: 1 5-L-27, uh, l need some help. 2014 01:56:04,207 --> 01:56:06,208 We have shots fired. 2015 01:56:11,590 --> 01:56:14,342 DONNlE: It's Hamlet to Claudius. 2016 01:56:14,509 --> 01:56:19,472 "The sins of the father laid upon the children" is Merchant of Venice. 2017 01:56:19,640 --> 01:56:23,684 Borrowed from Exodus 25. 2018 01:56:23,852 --> 01:56:26,646 JANET: I'm sorry. I didn't know what else you wanted me to do here. 2019 01:56:26,813 --> 01:56:29,398 There was nothing-- I asked him all the right questions. 2020 01:56:29,566 --> 01:56:32,234 He's his nurse. He's sitting there with him. 2021 01:56:32,402 --> 01:56:37,657 -l heard your father in the background. -Wait. He's there at their house? 2022 01:56:37,824 --> 01:56:43,871 They're at the house. I asked him the exact address, and he gave it, Frank. 2023 01:56:44,039 --> 01:56:46,624 I know this is really hard for you right now. 2024 01:56:46,792 --> 01:56:49,335 No. You gotta give me things, Janet. Give me things. 2025 01:56:49,503 --> 01:56:52,421 Give me information. I want the information. That's what l want. 2026 01:56:52,589 --> 01:56:54,882 -That's the information, Frank. -What did he say? 2027 01:56:55,050 --> 01:56:58,594 I am not gonna take care of him. What does he want? Did he say? 2028 01:56:58,762 --> 01:57:01,347 Frank, what the fuck do you want me to do? 2029 01:57:01,515 --> 01:57:03,766 -Listen. -What I want you to do, Janet... 2030 01:57:03,934 --> 01:57:06,977 ...is l want you to do your fucking job! 2031 01:57:07,145 --> 01:57:10,439 I am doing my fucking job, Frank. 2032 01:57:10,607 --> 01:57:12,900 You fucking get on the phone. 2033 01:57:20,367 --> 01:57:22,201 I'm not a doll. l'm not silly and cute. 2034 01:57:22,369 --> 01:57:24,328 I'm smart. That should make me something... 2035 01:57:24,496 --> 01:57:27,039 ...so people can watch how silly it is that he's smart! 2036 01:57:27,207 --> 01:57:28,624 I know. I know things. 2037 01:57:28,792 --> 01:57:30,626 I know-- I know.... 2038 01:57:30,794 --> 01:57:34,922 I know I have to go to the bathroom, and.... 2039 01:57:35,090 --> 01:57:37,299 Take us off the air. Go to the credits. 2040 01:57:37,467 --> 01:57:38,884 -Roll the credits. BURT: Enough. 2041 01:57:39,052 --> 01:57:41,137 God fucking damn it! Son of a bitch! 2042 01:57:41,304 --> 01:57:43,639 What the fuck? Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! 2043 01:57:43,807 --> 01:57:45,474 Stanley, don't do this to me! 2044 01:58:07,664 --> 01:58:09,790 Gotta find the gun. 2045 01:58:09,958 --> 01:58:11,834 Where is it, now? 2046 01:58:12,502 --> 01:58:13,919 Where is it? 2047 01:58:17,215 --> 01:58:19,341 All right. All right, let's go. 2048 01:58:19,509 --> 01:58:21,677 Where is it? Find it. 2049 01:58:24,055 --> 01:58:25,723 Find it. 2050 01:58:27,017 --> 01:58:29,393 Find the gun, Jim! 2051 01:58:41,031 --> 01:58:43,741 [THEME MUSlC PLAYlNG OVER SPEAKERS] 2052 01:58:51,291 --> 01:58:53,626 [ENGINE IDLING] 2053 01:59:04,304 --> 01:59:07,681 JANET: What more do you want me to say? -Just give me a second. 2054 01:59:07,849 --> 01:59:10,100 You need to make a decision. 2055 01:59:10,268 --> 01:59:13,938 -Look, why don't you--? -Look, just give me a second. 2056 01:59:14,105 --> 01:59:16,398 -Give me a second. -Uh-huh. 2057 01:59:19,152 --> 01:59:20,861 Frank? 2058 01:59:22,864 --> 01:59:24,406 What the fuck, Frank? 2059 01:59:24,574 --> 01:59:26,534 What do you want me to do? 2060 01:59:28,578 --> 01:59:31,789 FRANK [ON RECORDING]: I'm gonna say again. Order Seduce and Destroy now... 2061 01:59:31,957 --> 01:59:34,416 ...and l guarantee, l guarantee, money-back-- 2062 01:59:34,584 --> 01:59:35,584 [DOGS BARKlNG] 2063 01:59:35,752 --> 01:59:37,795 [ENGINE IDLING] 2064 01:59:55,647 --> 01:59:57,106 PHlL: Linda. 2065 01:59:57,274 --> 02:00:00,568 -What are you doing? -l got Frank. Frank, Earl's son. 2066 02:00:00,735 --> 02:00:02,570 -Hang up. -No, he asked me to get him. 2067 02:00:02,737 --> 02:00:04,071 LlNDA: Put the fucking phone down! 2068 02:00:04,239 --> 02:00:07,116 -Hang it up! Hang it up! -l can't! l can't! 2069 02:00:07,284 --> 02:00:10,536 JANET: Frank, are you there? 2070 02:00:10,704 --> 02:00:12,872 I want you to talk to him. 2071 02:00:15,834 --> 02:00:17,334 Frank? 2072 02:00:21,631 --> 02:00:23,048 I'm gonna put him on. 2073 02:00:23,216 --> 02:00:25,426 Hang it up! You don't do that. 2074 02:00:25,594 --> 02:00:27,553 You don't call him. You don't know. 2075 02:00:27,721 --> 02:00:30,639 To get involved in this business of his. Of his-- Of my family. 2076 02:00:30,807 --> 02:00:32,975 This is the family. Me and him. Understand? 2077 02:00:33,143 --> 02:00:36,103 -There's no one else. No one else! -l was just-- 2078 02:00:36,271 --> 02:00:39,148 That man. That beautiful man.... 2079 02:00:39,316 --> 02:00:43,652 His son does not exist. He's dead. He's dead. 2080 02:00:43,820 --> 02:00:45,279 Who asked you to do that? 2081 02:00:45,447 --> 02:00:46,906 -Earl did. -Bullshit! 2082 02:00:47,073 --> 02:00:50,576 -He did. Please, l'm sorry, he did. -Bullshit! He didn't ask you! 2083 02:00:50,744 --> 02:00:54,330 He doesn't wanna talk to him, so fuck you that he asked that! 2084 02:00:54,497 --> 02:00:58,000 There's no one but me and him! No one! 2085 02:00:58,168 --> 02:01:01,503 I'm sorry. I.... He just.... He asked me. 2086 02:01:01,671 --> 02:01:05,299 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 2087 02:01:27,822 --> 02:01:30,866 Mary, take me out of here. I got to go home to Rose. 2088 02:01:31,034 --> 02:01:32,868 -Just lean on me. BURT: Mary, take him home. 2089 02:01:33,036 --> 02:01:34,703 -ln the back. -Did we win or lose? 2090 02:01:34,871 --> 02:01:36,330 I don't know. We gotta talk. 2091 02:01:36,498 --> 02:01:39,041 You lost. They go to the score the time they called it. 2092 02:01:39,209 --> 02:01:41,710 JULlA: That's not an official rule. -Not an official rule? 2093 02:01:41,878 --> 02:01:44,296 -That's an official rule, baby. -That's bullshit! 2094 02:01:44,464 --> 02:01:47,883 Who says that? In what rule book? This is different! lt's a game show! 2095 02:01:48,051 --> 02:01:52,304 -They don't go by fucking sports rules! -Richard, shut it and cut it out. 2096 02:01:52,472 --> 02:01:55,557 If he hadn't pissed his pants, we would have won this motherfucker! 2097 02:01:55,725 --> 02:01:56,767 [ALL SHOUTlNG] 2098 02:01:56,935 --> 02:01:58,894 What did you do with my goddamn kid, Burt? 2099 02:01:59,062 --> 02:02:03,691 Stanley! Get your fucking hands off me, you boy-producer punk. Hey, Stanley! 2100 02:02:04,776 --> 02:02:08,529 [CRYING] Oh, Lord, why is this happening to me? 2101 02:02:08,697 --> 02:02:10,906 God, please help me figure it out. 2102 02:02:11,074 --> 02:02:13,784 I'm lost out here. 2103 02:02:14,452 --> 02:02:16,870 I don't understand why it's happening, God. 2104 02:02:17,038 --> 02:02:18,998 Please, God. 2105 02:02:19,165 --> 02:02:21,667 [SIRENS APPROACHING] 2106 02:02:21,835 --> 02:02:25,045 Whatever it is l did, l'm gonna fix it. I'm gonna do the right thing. 2107 02:02:25,213 --> 02:02:27,881 Please, God, help me find the gun. 2108 02:02:29,926 --> 02:02:31,343 Uh.... 2109 02:02:34,264 --> 02:02:37,057 [SIRENS WAlLlNG] 2110 02:02:38,518 --> 02:02:41,145 [SOBBlNG] 2111 02:02:50,655 --> 02:02:52,990 [CLAUDlA SOBBlNG] 2112 02:03:01,374 --> 02:03:03,000 [LINDA SNlFFLES] 2113 02:03:05,086 --> 02:03:06,462 [EARL GRUNTS SOFTLY] 2114 02:03:13,344 --> 02:03:15,679 [SOBBlNG] 2115 02:03:37,827 --> 02:03:39,161 [WHlSPERS] I love you. 2116 02:04:27,836 --> 02:04:29,920 Uh, listen, Phil. 2117 02:04:30,755 --> 02:04:31,964 Um.... 2118 02:04:33,133 --> 02:04:34,883 I'm sorry. 2119 02:04:35,426 --> 02:04:37,678 I'm sorry I slapped your face. 2120 02:04:38,054 --> 02:04:40,556 Okay? l, um.... 2121 02:04:40,723 --> 02:04:42,808 I don't know what l'm doing. 2122 02:04:42,976 --> 02:04:45,102 I don't know how to do this. 2123 02:04:47,397 --> 02:04:49,314 I do things, and l fuck up. 2124 02:04:51,401 --> 02:04:53,277 I fucked up. 2125 02:04:54,487 --> 02:04:57,281 Can you forgive me? 2126 02:04:57,448 --> 02:04:59,950 Yeah. lt's all right. 2127 02:05:05,748 --> 02:05:08,250 Can you tell him I'm sorry... 2128 02:05:09,085 --> 02:05:12,004 ...for the things that I've done, that I fucked up? 2129 02:05:12,881 --> 02:05:15,090 I'm sorry. Um.... 2130 02:05:16,593 --> 02:05:19,094 I'm going to turn and walk away and not look at him... 2131 02:05:19,262 --> 02:05:22,973 ...and not see my man, my Earl, and tell him, uh.... 2132 02:05:23,141 --> 02:05:28,645 Tell him, "It's okay. I'm okay." 2133 02:05:28,813 --> 02:05:31,315 Tell him, "Thank you for taking care...." 2134 02:05:34,027 --> 02:05:36,778 Whole thing is okay with me. 2135 02:05:38,156 --> 02:05:40,073 And l know. 2136 02:05:49,292 --> 02:05:50,626 [SIGHS] 2137 02:05:59,636 --> 02:06:01,970 [AUDIENCE CHEERlNG AND WHlSTLlNG] 2138 02:06:03,389 --> 02:06:06,475 Welcome back from the break. 2139 02:06:08,978 --> 02:06:11,939 -How did you guys like those nachos? AUDlENCE: Yeah. 2140 02:06:12,106 --> 02:06:16,652 Yeah. Oh, yeah. Well, you are not here for the fucking food. 2141 02:06:16,819 --> 02:06:21,323 You are here for me to enlighten you, to edify you... 2142 02:06:21,491 --> 02:06:25,285 ...to send you off into the now-not-so-unknown future... 2143 02:06:25,453 --> 02:06:27,162 ...so come along with me. 2144 02:06:27,330 --> 02:06:30,332 "How to fake like you are nice and caring." 2145 02:06:30,500 --> 02:06:32,251 No, I don't want a microphone. 2146 02:06:32,418 --> 02:06:34,002 Now, this.... 2147 02:06:34,170 --> 02:06:39,216 Ahem, this is quite an important chapter, as you will see. 2148 02:06:39,384 --> 02:06:44,221 But let's get down to brass tacks. Let's get right down to it, boys. 2149 02:06:44,389 --> 02:06:49,476 -Men are shit. AUDlENCE: What? 2150 02:06:49,644 --> 02:06:53,855 What? Men are shit. 2151 02:06:54,023 --> 02:06:55,315 [AUDIENCE MURMURlNG] 2152 02:06:55,483 --> 02:06:57,526 Well, isn't that what they say? 2153 02:06:57,694 --> 02:07:04,700 Because we do bad things, don't we? We do horrible, heinous, terrible things. 2154 02:07:04,867 --> 02:07:09,204 Things that no woman would ever do. 2155 02:07:09,372 --> 02:07:10,539 [AUDIENCE MURMURlNG] 2156 02:07:10,707 --> 02:07:13,125 No, women, they don't lie. 2157 02:07:13,710 --> 02:07:16,003 No, women don't cheat. 2158 02:07:16,170 --> 02:07:18,380 Women don't manipulate us. 2159 02:07:18,548 --> 02:07:19,965 [AUDIENCE MURMURlNG] 2160 02:07:21,050 --> 02:07:24,386 But you see what l'm getting at. Oh, yeah, you see what l'm getting at. 2161 02:07:24,554 --> 02:07:26,888 You see what society does? Boy. Little boys, it's: 2162 02:07:27,056 --> 02:07:30,851 Wow. Woman. 2163 02:07:32,228 --> 02:07:35,230 -We are taught to apologize. "l am sorry." MAN: Give it up. 2164 02:07:35,398 --> 02:07:38,525 "I am so sorry, baby. l am so sorry." 2165 02:07:38,693 --> 02:07:39,985 [SIGHS] 2166 02:07:42,155 --> 02:07:43,780 What is it that--? 2167 02:07:44,699 --> 02:07:46,825 What is it, huh, that we need? 2168 02:07:46,993 --> 02:07:51,163 Is it their pussies? Their, uh, love? 2169 02:07:51,331 --> 02:07:53,290 Mommy wouldn't let me play soccer... 2170 02:07:53,458 --> 02:07:57,461 ...and Daddy, oh, he hit me, so that's who I am. 2171 02:07:57,628 --> 02:08:00,547 That's why I do what l do? Heh. 2172 02:08:00,715 --> 02:08:03,592 -Fucking bullshit. MAN: That's right. 2173 02:08:07,138 --> 02:08:10,974 -l will not apologize for who l am. MAN: Right on. 2174 02:08:11,142 --> 02:08:14,978 -l will not apologize for what l need. MAN: Yeah. 2175 02:08:15,146 --> 02:08:18,899 -l will not apologize for what l want! AUDlENCE: Yeah! 2176 02:08:19,067 --> 02:08:20,317 [AUDIENCE APPLAUDlNG] 2177 02:08:20,485 --> 02:08:23,487 Okay. Go to your blue booklets right now. 2178 02:08:23,654 --> 02:08:27,949 I want you to turn to page 1 8 in your blue booklets. 2179 02:08:28,826 --> 02:08:31,620 Fuck. This is fucking bullshit! 2180 02:08:31,788 --> 02:08:33,205 [GLASS BREAKS] 2181 02:08:33,373 --> 02:08:36,792 I want you to go to your white-- Your white books. 2182 02:08:36,959 --> 02:08:38,960 That's what l want you to go to. 2183 02:08:39,587 --> 02:08:42,297 Go to 23 in your white books. 2184 02:08:43,549 --> 02:08:47,219 "How to fake like you are a nice and caring person." 2185 02:08:50,139 --> 02:08:54,351 Phil. Phil. 2186 02:08:54,519 --> 02:08:58,105 Hey, come here. Come here. 2187 02:08:58,648 --> 02:09:00,482 Uh... 2188 02:09:00,650 --> 02:09:02,526 ...Phil... 2189 02:09:02,693 --> 02:09:04,986 ...l'm.... 2190 02:09:05,154 --> 02:09:08,240 -l'm gonna try talk. -Okay. 2191 02:09:08,408 --> 02:09:10,575 And l'm trying to.... 2192 02:09:10,743 --> 02:09:13,829 -To say something. -Okay. 2193 02:09:14,414 --> 02:09:17,124 Do you know Lily, Phil? Do you know her? 2194 02:09:17,291 --> 02:09:18,333 No. 2195 02:09:18,501 --> 02:09:21,795 -Lily? -No, I don't. 2196 02:09:21,963 --> 02:09:23,505 Oh. 2197 02:09:23,673 --> 02:09:27,509 She's my love, my life, love of it. Yeah. 2198 02:09:27,677 --> 02:09:29,719 In school.... 2199 02:09:29,971 --> 02:09:34,057 I'm 1 2 years old, in school, in sixth grade. 2200 02:09:34,225 --> 02:09:36,017 I saw her. 2201 02:09:37,145 --> 02:09:40,313 Yeah. l didn't go to that school, but.... 2202 02:09:41,691 --> 02:09:44,609 But, uh, we met. 2203 02:09:44,777 --> 02:09:47,863 Uh, my friend knew her. 2204 02:09:48,030 --> 02:09:50,407 I said, uh: 2205 02:09:50,575 --> 02:09:53,368 "What's that girl? How's that Lily?" 2206 02:09:53,536 --> 02:09:56,872 "Oh, she's bad. She sleeps with guys." 2207 02:09:57,039 --> 02:09:58,081 [PHlL CHUCKLES] 2208 02:09:58,249 --> 02:10:01,877 Yeah, he said this, but then, sometimes.... 2209 02:10:02,044 --> 02:10:05,255 And l went to another school, you see. 2210 02:10:05,423 --> 02:10:07,632 Uh, but then, uh.... 2211 02:10:07,800 --> 02:10:09,176 [SIGHS] 2212 02:10:09,343 --> 02:10:11,845 When high school at an end, what's that? 2213 02:10:12,013 --> 02:10:15,974 -What is that, uh, when it gets to the end? -Graduation. 2214 02:10:16,142 --> 02:10:19,394 -No, no, the grade. What grade are you in? -That's 1 2th. 2215 02:10:19,562 --> 02:10:21,605 Oh, yeah. Yeah. 2216 02:10:22,523 --> 02:10:26,860 Yeah. So I went to her school for that grade. 2217 02:10:28,029 --> 02:10:31,198 That's grade 1 2. 2218 02:10:31,365 --> 02:10:33,909 And we meet. 2219 02:10:34,577 --> 02:10:36,411 She was... 2220 02:10:37,580 --> 02:10:40,081 ...fucking like a doll. 2221 02:10:40,249 --> 02:10:45,212 Yeah. A beautiful porcelain doll. 2222 02:10:45,379 --> 02:10:47,255 And the hips. 2223 02:10:47,423 --> 02:10:49,591 The child-bearing hips, you know that? 2224 02:10:49,759 --> 02:10:51,551 [CHUCKLES] 2225 02:10:52,428 --> 02:10:55,096 So beautiful. 2226 02:11:00,353 --> 02:11:02,062 And l cheated on her... 2227 02:11:02,230 --> 02:11:07,526 ...over and over and over again... 2228 02:11:08,194 --> 02:11:11,571 ...because I wanted to be a man... 2229 02:11:11,739 --> 02:11:14,491 ...and l didn't want her to be a woman. 2230 02:11:14,659 --> 02:11:19,287 You know, a smart, free person... 2231 02:11:19,789 --> 02:11:22,123 ...who was something. 2232 02:11:22,708 --> 02:11:25,252 My fucking mind then. 2233 02:11:25,419 --> 02:11:27,420 [PANTlNG] 2234 02:11:27,588 --> 02:11:31,508 So stupid, that fucking mind. Stupid. 2235 02:11:31,676 --> 02:11:34,135 Jesus Christ. 2236 02:11:36,055 --> 02:11:40,809 What would I think? Did I think for what I'd done? 2237 02:11:41,811 --> 02:11:45,146 She was my wife for 23 years... 2238 02:11:45,314 --> 02:11:50,485 ...and l went behind her over and over. 2239 02:11:50,653 --> 02:11:54,948 Fucking asshole that l am, I'd go out and I'd fuck... 2240 02:11:55,116 --> 02:11:58,868 ...and l'd come home and get in her bed... 2241 02:11:59,036 --> 02:12:02,664 ...and say, "l love you." 2242 02:12:03,791 --> 02:12:06,334 This is Jack's mother. 2243 02:12:07,295 --> 02:12:09,379 His mother, Lily. 2244 02:12:09,964 --> 02:12:11,840 These two... 2245 02:12:13,676 --> 02:12:15,552 ...that l had... 2246 02:12:17,805 --> 02:12:19,764 ...and l lost. 2247 02:12:22,143 --> 02:12:26,896 This is the regret that you make. 2248 02:12:28,065 --> 02:12:29,816 This is the... 2249 02:12:32,695 --> 02:12:36,448 ...regret that you make and the something you take... 2250 02:12:36,616 --> 02:12:38,700 ...and the blah, blah, blah.... 2251 02:12:40,661 --> 02:12:42,912 Something, something. 2252 02:12:45,791 --> 02:12:48,376 -Give me a cigarette. -Okay. 2253 02:12:51,339 --> 02:12:52,797 [SIGHS] 2254 02:12:53,382 --> 02:12:55,842 [EARL PANTING] 2255 02:13:01,724 --> 02:13:02,932 Uh.... 2256 02:13:15,905 --> 02:13:18,323 Mistakes like this... 2257 02:13:19,283 --> 02:13:21,242 ...you don't make. 2258 02:13:22,745 --> 02:13:24,579 Sometimes... 2259 02:13:26,165 --> 02:13:29,793 ...you make some, and okay. 2260 02:13:30,836 --> 02:13:35,256 Not okay, sometimes, you make other ones. 2261 02:13:35,424 --> 02:13:37,425 Yeah. 2262 02:13:37,593 --> 02:13:40,345 Know that you should do better. 2263 02:13:43,349 --> 02:13:45,892 I loved Lily. 2264 02:13:48,938 --> 02:13:51,022 I cheated on her. 2265 02:13:52,858 --> 02:13:56,069 She was my wife for 23 years. 2266 02:13:58,197 --> 02:13:59,572 [SIGHS] 2267 02:13:59,740 --> 02:14:01,991 And l have a son. 2268 02:14:02,159 --> 02:14:04,619 And she has cancer. 2269 02:14:05,454 --> 02:14:07,414 And l'm not there... 2270 02:14:07,581 --> 02:14:12,252 ...and he's forced to take care of her. 2271 02:14:12,420 --> 02:14:15,088 He's 14 years old. 2272 02:14:15,256 --> 02:14:16,798 To.... 2273 02:14:19,385 --> 02:14:22,429 To take care of his mother and.... 2274 02:14:22,972 --> 02:14:26,474 And watch her die on him. 2275 02:14:27,893 --> 02:14:33,148 A little kid, and l'm not there. 2276 02:14:36,652 --> 02:14:38,820 And she does die. 2277 02:14:45,161 --> 02:14:47,787 EARL: I loved her so. 2278 02:14:48,831 --> 02:14:50,957 And she knew what I did. 2279 02:14:51,125 --> 02:14:55,962 She knew all the fucking stupid things I'd done. 2280 02:14:57,590 --> 02:14:59,507 But the love... 2281 02:15:00,426 --> 02:15:03,845 ...was stronger than anything you can think of. 2282 02:15:04,889 --> 02:15:07,849 The goddamn regret. 2283 02:15:09,059 --> 02:15:11,853 The goddamn regret! 2284 02:15:13,689 --> 02:15:16,149 [EARL SOBBING] 2285 02:15:18,027 --> 02:15:20,028 And l'll die. 2286 02:15:20,196 --> 02:15:25,617 Now I'll die, and I'll tell you what. 2287 02:15:25,785 --> 02:15:29,037 The biggest regret of my life.... 2288 02:15:32,708 --> 02:15:35,168 I let my love go. 2289 02:15:36,545 --> 02:15:38,797 What did I do? 2290 02:15:41,091 --> 02:15:43,718 I'm 65 years old. 2291 02:15:44,428 --> 02:15:46,721 And l'm ashamed. 2292 02:15:48,265 --> 02:15:50,850 Million years ago.... 2293 02:15:52,812 --> 02:15:59,192 The fucking regret and guilt, these things.... 2294 02:15:59,360 --> 02:16:02,570 Don't ever let anyone ever say to you... 2295 02:16:02,738 --> 02:16:05,615 ...you shouldn't regret anything. 2296 02:16:06,325 --> 02:16:10,036 Don't do that. Don't. Oh. 2297 02:16:10,204 --> 02:16:13,623 You regret what you fucking want. Ah. 2298 02:16:13,791 --> 02:16:15,291 Use that. Use that. 2299 02:16:15,459 --> 02:16:19,462 Use that regret for anything, any way you want. 2300 02:16:19,630 --> 02:16:21,464 You can use it, okay? 2301 02:16:21,632 --> 02:16:24,008 [EARL PANTlNG] 2302 02:16:24,176 --> 02:16:25,593 Oh, God. 2303 02:16:28,556 --> 02:16:31,766 This is a long way to go with no punch. 2304 02:16:31,934 --> 02:16:33,518 [EARL CHUCKLES] 2305 02:16:34,270 --> 02:16:37,146 A little moral... 2306 02:16:37,940 --> 02:16:40,733 ...story, l say. Ha, ha. 2307 02:16:42,361 --> 02:16:48,908 Love. 2308 02:16:51,453 --> 02:16:54,330 This fucking life.... 2309 02:16:55,124 --> 02:16:57,083 Oh.... 2310 02:16:58,794 --> 02:17:00,962 It's so fucking hard. 2311 02:17:01,672 --> 02:17:04,757 So long. 2312 02:17:04,925 --> 02:17:07,844 Life ain't short. It's long. 2313 02:17:09,555 --> 02:17:12,473 It's long, God damn it. 2314 02:17:12,641 --> 02:17:13,850 [EARL SlGHS] 2315 02:17:14,018 --> 02:17:16,144 Goddamn. 2316 02:17:16,312 --> 02:17:18,104 [EARL GROANS] 2317 02:17:20,357 --> 02:17:27,655 What did I do? 2318 02:17:27,823 --> 02:17:33,494 What did I do? What did l do? 2319 02:17:33,662 --> 02:17:37,999 Phil. Phil, help me. 2320 02:17:38,167 --> 02:17:40,376 [EARL SOBBING] 2321 02:17:42,046 --> 02:17:44,172 What did I do? 2322 02:17:53,098 --> 02:17:56,309 -Hey, Juan, how you doing? JUAN: How you feeling? 2323 02:17:56,477 --> 02:17:59,187 Yeah, l think l'm going to stay on, stick it out. 2324 02:17:59,355 --> 02:18:00,396 -Are you sure? -Yeah. 2325 02:18:00,564 --> 02:18:03,107 -Okay. -All right, good night. 2326 02:18:05,861 --> 02:18:07,403 [EARL SIGHS] 2327 02:18:12,076 --> 02:18:13,701 [SNlFFS] 2328 02:18:24,880 --> 02:18:26,881 [PANTlNG SOFTLY] 2329 02:18:51,115 --> 02:18:53,241 [PHlL SOBBING] 2330 02:19:19,518 --> 02:19:21,519 You're so stupid. 2331 02:19:21,687 --> 02:19:23,438 [SNlFFlNG] 2332 02:19:27,401 --> 02:19:30,903 [SINGlNG AlMEE MANN'S "WlSE UP"] 2333 02:20:00,809 --> 02:20:04,020 [JIM SlNGlNG AIMEE MANN'S "WlSE UP"] 2334 02:20:24,166 --> 02:20:42,350 [SINGlNG AlMEE MANN'S "WlSE UP"] 2335 02:21:01,745 --> 02:21:05,081 [BOTH SINGlNG AlMEE MANN'S "WISE UP"] 2336 02:21:25,435 --> 02:21:28,688 [SINGlNG AlMEE MANN'S "WlSE UP"] 2337 02:21:39,575 --> 02:21:42,910 [FRANK SlNGlNG AlMEE MANN'S "WISE UP"] 2338 02:22:08,270 --> 02:22:11,564 [SINGlNG AlMEE MANN'S "WlSE UP"] 2339 02:22:53,982 --> 02:22:55,983 You know, you know, you know. 2340 02:22:56,151 --> 02:22:58,527 Go, go, go. 2341 02:23:00,656 --> 02:23:05,993 -Donnie. Oh, Donnie. -Hello, dear. I need a favor. 2342 02:23:17,798 --> 02:23:19,548 [DOGS BARKlNG] 2343 02:23:19,716 --> 02:23:21,175 PHlL: Okay, okay. 2344 02:23:21,343 --> 02:23:24,345 Shh. All right, all right. Back up, back up. Back up, Max. 2345 02:23:24,513 --> 02:23:26,681 Back up, Miles. Back up. 2346 02:23:28,267 --> 02:23:31,519 -Hello. You Frank? Jack, right? FRANK: Hello. How are you? 2347 02:23:31,687 --> 02:23:33,396 FRANK: Are you Phil? PHlL: Phil, yeah. 2348 02:23:33,563 --> 02:23:35,690 We, uh, tried to get in touch. We got disconnected. 2349 02:23:35,857 --> 02:23:38,776 Stay in, Max. Stay in. Hey, hey, come on. 2350 02:23:38,944 --> 02:23:41,028 All right? Please. 2351 02:23:41,196 --> 02:23:43,531 FRANK: I got the message. -Yeah, I couldn't find you. 2352 02:23:43,699 --> 02:23:46,951 I looked through the address books. There's no number. There's nothing. 2353 02:23:47,119 --> 02:23:48,703 [DOGS BARKlNG] 2354 02:23:48,870 --> 02:23:52,081 -Shh. Hey! FRANK: Is, uh, what's-her-name...? 2355 02:23:52,249 --> 02:23:54,959 PHlL: Linda? No, she went out. She's not here. 2356 02:23:55,127 --> 02:23:57,712 Hey, I'm sorry, uh.... 2357 02:23:57,879 --> 02:24:00,047 You know, I don't know what to do here. 2358 02:24:00,215 --> 02:24:03,551 Um, your dad asked me to get in touch with you, and l didn't have the number. 2359 02:24:03,719 --> 02:24:06,721 You know, I called the number. Do you wanna come in? 2360 02:24:06,888 --> 02:24:08,889 FRANK: Yeah. Hey, Phil? -Okay. Yeah? 2361 02:24:09,057 --> 02:24:12,184 FRANK: I will drop-kick those fucking dogs if they come near me. 2362 02:24:12,352 --> 02:24:13,936 PHlL: All right. -Okay? 2363 02:24:14,104 --> 02:24:17,231 Come on in. Come on in. This is Blake. 2364 02:24:17,399 --> 02:24:20,609 -This is Miles. FRANK: Clear them out. 2365 02:24:20,777 --> 02:24:22,611 PHlL: Here we go. 2366 02:24:23,196 --> 02:24:24,572 All right, he's in here... 2367 02:24:24,740 --> 02:24:27,950 ...so we all go in here. Come on. 2368 02:24:28,118 --> 02:24:29,744 Wanna go in? 2369 02:24:30,746 --> 02:24:34,915 -No, I just-- Stand here a second, Phil. -Okay. 2370 02:24:35,083 --> 02:24:37,168 -Okay? -All right. 2371 02:24:38,545 --> 02:24:40,588 [BOTH SIGH] 2372 02:25:04,946 --> 02:25:06,447 Lady. 2373 02:25:07,616 --> 02:25:09,367 Hey, lady. 2374 02:25:25,258 --> 02:25:28,636 Lady. Lady. 2375 02:25:28,804 --> 02:25:30,304 Hey, wake up. 2376 02:25:31,556 --> 02:25:33,140 Lady. 2377 02:25:33,767 --> 02:25:35,768 What's wrong with you? 2378 02:26:21,523 --> 02:26:22,815 [JIMMY SlGHS] 2379 02:26:24,192 --> 02:26:26,360 How do we do this, then? 2380 02:26:28,238 --> 02:26:30,364 Well, we just do it. 2381 02:26:30,949 --> 02:26:34,076 We do it. We figure it out. 2382 02:26:34,244 --> 02:26:37,079 We do as we do, I guess. 2383 02:26:38,707 --> 02:26:40,666 Do you love me, Rose? 2384 02:26:41,460 --> 02:26:44,336 You are my handsome man. 2385 02:26:45,881 --> 02:26:50,509 -l'm a bad person. -Ha, ha, no. No. 2386 02:26:50,677 --> 02:26:52,470 I mean... 2387 02:26:52,637 --> 02:26:55,222 ...l'm telling you this now, you see.... 2388 02:26:55,765 --> 02:26:58,893 You see, because l want everything to be clear and clean... 2389 02:26:59,060 --> 02:27:02,855 ...and l want to apologize for me and all the stupid things that l've done. 2390 02:27:03,982 --> 02:27:05,816 [SIGHS] 2391 02:27:05,984 --> 02:27:08,068 I've cheated on you. 2392 02:27:10,280 --> 02:27:14,658 I've cheated on you, and it kills me... 2393 02:27:14,826 --> 02:27:17,369 ...and the guilt of what l've done.... 2394 02:27:18,038 --> 02:27:20,414 I don't want you to think-- 2395 02:27:22,584 --> 02:27:24,418 Maybe you knew. 2396 02:27:25,462 --> 02:27:28,255 I think maybe you've known. 2397 02:27:28,423 --> 02:27:31,967 So l hope this is not just for me.... 2398 02:27:32,135 --> 02:27:36,430 For me to make myself feel better about what l've done... 2399 02:27:36,598 --> 02:27:41,143 ...but for you not to feel like you're sitting there like a jerk. 2400 02:27:41,311 --> 02:27:43,229 You're the good one. 2401 02:27:43,772 --> 02:27:45,439 You understand? 2402 02:27:46,441 --> 02:27:50,694 Did you ever go out with someone and just lie... 2403 02:27:50,862 --> 02:27:53,489 ...question after question? 2404 02:27:53,657 --> 02:27:55,950 Maybe you're trying to make yourself look cool... 2405 02:27:56,117 --> 02:27:58,494 ...or better than you are or whatever... 2406 02:27:58,662 --> 02:28:01,121 ...smarter, cooler... 2407 02:28:01,289 --> 02:28:03,207 ...and you just... 2408 02:28:04,918 --> 02:28:06,126 ...not really lie... 2409 02:28:06,294 --> 02:28:08,921 ...but maybe you just don't say everything. 2410 02:28:09,089 --> 02:28:11,090 JlM: Well, that's a natural thing. 2411 02:28:11,258 --> 02:28:15,719 You know, two people go out on a date or something... 2412 02:28:15,887 --> 02:28:17,471 ...they wanna impress people. 2413 02:28:17,639 --> 02:28:19,348 The other person. 2414 02:28:19,516 --> 02:28:21,600 Or they're scared they might say something... 2415 02:28:21,768 --> 02:28:25,271 ...that will make the other person not like them. 2416 02:28:26,606 --> 02:28:28,649 -Thank you. JlM: Thank you. 2417 02:28:29,776 --> 02:28:31,235 So you've done it? 2418 02:28:33,488 --> 02:28:35,155 I don't go out very often. 2419 02:28:35,323 --> 02:28:36,907 Why not? 2420 02:28:39,035 --> 02:28:43,664 I never found someone, really, that I think l'd like to go out with. 2421 02:28:43,832 --> 02:28:46,792 And l bet you say that to all the girls, huh? 2422 02:28:46,960 --> 02:28:50,462 No. No. Heh. 2423 02:28:50,630 --> 02:28:54,842 -Wanna make a deal with me? -Okay. 2424 02:28:55,010 --> 02:28:56,468 What l just said... 2425 02:28:57,470 --> 02:29:00,014 ...people afraid to say things... 2426 02:29:00,181 --> 02:29:04,351 ...no guts to say the things that are real or something.... 2427 02:29:04,519 --> 02:29:07,313 -Yeah? -To not do that. 2428 02:29:07,480 --> 02:29:12,359 To not do that that maybe we've done before. 2429 02:29:15,614 --> 02:29:18,532 -Let's make a deal. -Okay. 2430 02:29:18,700 --> 02:29:23,829 I'll tell you everything, and you tell me everything... 2431 02:29:23,997 --> 02:29:28,542 ...and maybe we can get through all the piss and shit and lies that kill other people. 2432 02:29:31,755 --> 02:29:33,047 Wow. 2433 02:29:34,215 --> 02:29:35,633 Huh. "Piss and shit." 2434 02:29:35,800 --> 02:29:36,925 [CHUCKLES] 2435 02:29:37,761 --> 02:29:39,219 What? 2436 02:29:40,221 --> 02:29:42,222 You really use strong language. 2437 02:29:42,390 --> 02:29:43,474 I'm sorry. 2438 02:29:44,559 --> 02:29:47,186 No, it's fine. It's fine. 2439 02:29:47,354 --> 02:29:50,022 I didn't mean-- It seems vulgar or something, l know. 2440 02:29:50,190 --> 02:29:51,398 -lt's fine. -No, I'm sorry. 2441 02:29:51,566 --> 02:29:54,276 No, it's nothing. l'm sorry. 2442 02:29:55,403 --> 02:29:58,530 I'm gonna run to the bathroom for a minute, maybe, just.... 2443 02:29:58,698 --> 02:30:00,324 -Okay. -Okay. 2444 02:30:03,244 --> 02:30:06,455 [GABRlELLE'S "DREAMS" PLAYlNG ON CAR STEREO] 2445 02:30:43,034 --> 02:30:44,284 [LOCK CLICKS] 2446 02:30:57,799 --> 02:30:59,800 [SAFE DlAL WHlRRlNG] 2447 02:31:33,793 --> 02:31:36,670 -Okay. Okay. -Okay? 2448 02:31:36,838 --> 02:31:40,090 I'm gonna go in. And, uh.... Are the dogs in there? 2449 02:31:40,258 --> 02:31:42,134 Yeah, but they stay back by the window. 2450 02:31:42,302 --> 02:31:44,553 -All right, I want you to come in with me. -Okay. 2451 02:31:44,721 --> 02:31:46,430 And l want you to stay away from me. 2452 02:31:46,598 --> 02:31:50,726 I want you there in case he needs anything, because l am not gonna help him. 2453 02:31:51,311 --> 02:31:54,855 And, Phil, I will drop-kick the fucking dogs... 2454 02:31:55,023 --> 02:31:58,484 -...if they come near me. -Okay. 2455 02:32:11,206 --> 02:32:12,873 [FRANK SlGHS] 2456 02:32:18,630 --> 02:32:20,214 Earl. 2457 02:32:24,219 --> 02:32:26,386 You don't look that bad. 2458 02:32:27,263 --> 02:32:36,104 [SIGHS] 2459 02:32:42,529 --> 02:32:44,404 You prick. 2460 02:32:50,036 --> 02:32:52,663 "Cocksucker." That's what you used to like to say, right? 2461 02:32:52,831 --> 02:32:54,623 "Cocksucker." 2462 02:32:56,084 --> 02:32:59,753 But you are. You're a cocksucker, Earl. 2463 02:32:59,921 --> 02:33:02,881 It hurts, doesn't it? Huh? 2464 02:33:04,843 --> 02:33:06,802 You in a lot of pain? 2465 02:33:08,930 --> 02:33:11,181 She was in a lot of pain. 2466 02:33:13,643 --> 02:33:16,478 Right to the end, she was in a lot of pain. 2467 02:33:19,774 --> 02:33:21,817 I know because I was there, Earl. 2468 02:33:21,985 --> 02:33:24,736 You didn't like illness, though, do you? 2469 02:33:34,038 --> 02:33:35,831 I was there. 2470 02:33:40,753 --> 02:33:44,298 She waited for your call. 2471 02:33:47,927 --> 02:33:49,970 For you to come. 2472 02:33:57,645 --> 02:34:00,647 I am not gonna cry. 2473 02:34:02,233 --> 02:34:05,360 I am not gonna cry for you. 2474 02:34:06,738 --> 02:34:08,739 [FRANK SNlFFLES] 2475 02:34:10,867 --> 02:34:13,869 You cocksucker, I know you can hear me. 2476 02:34:14,037 --> 02:34:17,831 I want you to know that I hate your fucking guts. 2477 02:34:18,750 --> 02:34:22,711 You can just fucking die, you fuck. 2478 02:34:22,879 --> 02:34:26,465 And l hope it hurts. I fucking hope it hurts. 2479 02:34:50,949 --> 02:34:52,532 [KEY CLINKS] 2480 02:35:01,250 --> 02:35:02,876 [ENGINE STARTS] 2481 02:35:03,044 --> 02:35:05,212 [GABRlELLE'S "DREAMS" PLAYlNG ON CAR STEREO] 2482 02:35:05,380 --> 02:35:06,797 [TlRES SQUEAL] 2483 02:35:08,216 --> 02:35:10,384 [DlSPATCH RADIO CHATTERlNG] 2484 02:35:10,551 --> 02:35:14,096 Yeah, her resps are down to six. Let's get the gurney over here. 2485 02:35:15,223 --> 02:35:18,350 DIXON [RAPPING]: Check that ego Come off it, l'm a prophet 2486 02:35:18,518 --> 02:35:21,144 The professor I'm gonna teach you 'bout the worm 2487 02:35:21,312 --> 02:35:25,816 Who eventually turned to catch wreck With the neck of a long-time oppressor 2488 02:35:25,984 --> 02:35:29,236 And he's running from the devil But the debt is always gaining 2489 02:35:29,404 --> 02:35:32,781 And if he's worth being hurt He's worth bringing pain in 2490 02:35:53,594 --> 02:35:56,221 Do you feel better now that you've said this? 2491 02:35:56,389 --> 02:35:57,764 [JIMMY SlGHS] 2492 02:35:57,932 --> 02:35:59,850 JlMMY: I don't know. 2493 02:36:01,185 --> 02:36:04,855 Well, l'm not mad. 2494 02:36:08,568 --> 02:36:11,486 Well, l am, but l'm not. 2495 02:36:11,654 --> 02:36:13,196 You know? 2496 02:36:16,367 --> 02:36:18,535 I love you so much, Rose. 2497 02:36:18,703 --> 02:36:21,788 I'm not through asking my questions. 2498 02:36:26,377 --> 02:36:28,754 Why doesn't Claudia... 2499 02:36:29,505 --> 02:36:31,548 ...talk to you, Jimmy? 2500 02:36:33,384 --> 02:36:34,968 Why? 2501 02:36:35,762 --> 02:36:37,637 Because we've.... 2502 02:36:38,931 --> 02:36:41,099 We both don't know. What do you mean? 2503 02:36:41,267 --> 02:36:43,435 No, I think you know. 2504 02:36:43,603 --> 02:36:45,020 Maybe.... 2505 02:36:46,814 --> 02:36:48,440 I don't. 2506 02:36:49,650 --> 02:36:52,069 Say it, Jimmy. 2507 02:37:00,995 --> 02:37:03,914 -l wanted to do that. JlM: Well.... 2508 02:37:04,082 --> 02:37:07,667 -That felt good, to do what I wanted to do. -Yeah. 2509 02:37:07,835 --> 02:37:09,127 [SNlFFS] 2510 02:37:09,295 --> 02:37:11,004 Can l tell you something? 2511 02:37:11,881 --> 02:37:13,131 Yeah, of course. 2512 02:37:13,925 --> 02:37:16,718 I'm really nervous that you're gonna hate me soon. 2513 02:37:16,886 --> 02:37:19,846 You're gonna find stuff out about me, and you're gonna hate me. 2514 02:37:20,014 --> 02:37:22,182 No. Like what? What do you mean? 2515 02:37:22,350 --> 02:37:26,228 You have so much, so many good things... 2516 02:37:26,395 --> 02:37:28,355 ...and you seem so together. 2517 02:37:28,523 --> 02:37:29,940 You're a police officer... 2518 02:37:30,108 --> 02:37:34,027 ...and you seem so straight and put together, without any problems. 2519 02:37:34,195 --> 02:37:36,738 -l lost my gun today. -What? 2520 02:37:36,906 --> 02:37:38,240 I lost my gun today... 2521 02:37:38,407 --> 02:37:41,326 ...and l'm the laughingstock of a lot of people. 2522 02:37:41,744 --> 02:37:44,371 I wanted to tell you. I wanted you to know. 2523 02:37:44,539 --> 02:37:46,331 And it's on my mind. 2524 02:37:46,499 --> 02:37:48,583 And it makes me look like a fool. 2525 02:37:48,751 --> 02:37:50,919 And l feel like a fool. 2526 02:37:54,715 --> 02:37:56,633 And you asked that we should say things... 2527 02:37:56,801 --> 02:37:59,344 ...say what we're thinking and not lie about things. 2528 02:37:59,512 --> 02:38:02,973 Well, l can tell you that. This. That I lost my gun today. 2529 02:38:03,141 --> 02:38:04,933 I'm not a good cop. 2530 02:38:05,101 --> 02:38:07,394 I'm looked down at, and I know that... 2531 02:38:07,562 --> 02:38:11,314 ...and l'm scared that once you find that out, you might not like me. 2532 02:38:14,861 --> 02:38:19,614 -Jim, that was so great. -l'm sorry. 2533 02:38:19,782 --> 02:38:22,075 What you just said. 2534 02:38:25,288 --> 02:38:28,081 I haven't been on a date since I was married, and... 2535 02:38:28,958 --> 02:38:31,585 ...that was three years ago. 2536 02:38:31,752 --> 02:38:33,753 Claudia, whatever you wanna tell me... 2537 02:38:33,921 --> 02:38:36,756 ...whatever you think might scare me won't. 2538 02:38:36,924 --> 02:38:38,758 And l will listen to you. 2539 02:38:38,926 --> 02:38:42,429 I'll be a good listener to you if that's what you want. You know? 2540 02:38:42,597 --> 02:38:44,097 You know? And I won't judge you. 2541 02:38:44,265 --> 02:38:46,850 I know l can do that sometimes, and l won't. 2542 02:38:47,018 --> 02:38:50,604 And l can listen. 2543 02:38:50,771 --> 02:38:53,773 And you shouldn't be scared of scaring me off... 2544 02:38:53,941 --> 02:38:59,321 ...or whatever you think that I think and on and on. 2545 02:38:59,488 --> 02:39:01,364 Say it, whatever it is, and l'll listen. 2546 02:39:01,532 --> 02:39:03,950 -You don't know how fucking stupid I am. -lt's okay. 2547 02:39:04,118 --> 02:39:06,286 -You don't know how crazy I am. -lt's okay. 2548 02:39:06,454 --> 02:39:08,872 -l got troubles. -l'll take everything at face value. 2549 02:39:09,040 --> 02:39:12,167 -l'll be a good listener. -l started this, didn't l? Didn't l? Fuck. 2550 02:39:12,335 --> 02:39:15,253 Whatever it is, just say it. You'll see. 2551 02:39:15,421 --> 02:39:16,838 You wanna kiss me, Jim? 2552 02:39:17,006 --> 02:39:18,381 Yes, l do. 2553 02:39:21,802 --> 02:39:23,803 Say it, Jimmy. 2554 02:39:26,807 --> 02:39:28,892 I think she thinks... 2555 02:39:29,060 --> 02:39:31,603 ...that l may have molested her. 2556 02:39:33,856 --> 02:39:36,983 She thinks terrible things that somehow got into her head... 2557 02:39:37,151 --> 02:39:39,277 ...that l may have done. 2558 02:39:39,445 --> 02:39:43,823 She said that to me last time, when it was.... 2559 02:39:46,035 --> 02:39:50,997 Ten years ago, she walked out the door. "You touched me wrong. l know that." 2560 02:39:51,165 --> 02:39:57,254 Some crazy thought in her-- In her head. 2561 02:39:58,464 --> 02:40:00,674 Did you ever touch her? 2562 02:40:06,681 --> 02:40:07,764 I don't know. 2563 02:40:11,644 --> 02:40:12,769 [BANGS GLASS ON TABLE] 2564 02:40:12,937 --> 02:40:16,356 -Jimmy. -l don't know. I really don't. 2565 02:40:18,609 --> 02:40:21,194 But you can't say. 2566 02:40:23,197 --> 02:40:28,785 -Well, l don't know what l've done. -Yes, you do. You do. 2567 02:40:31,330 --> 02:40:35,250 -But you won't say. -l don't know. 2568 02:40:35,418 --> 02:40:39,546 What? What? Please. Please. 2569 02:40:39,714 --> 02:40:43,174 You deserve to die alone for what you've done. 2570 02:40:43,342 --> 02:40:45,135 I don't know what l've done. 2571 02:40:45,303 --> 02:40:47,095 Yes, you do. 2572 02:40:47,263 --> 02:40:50,307 Rose, if I said that I knew, would you stay? 2573 02:40:50,474 --> 02:40:53,852 -No. -But l don't know what l've done. 2574 02:40:55,021 --> 02:40:57,230 You should know better. 2575 02:40:57,398 --> 02:40:59,524 [SOBBlNG] 2576 02:41:00,568 --> 02:41:02,360 [CLAUDlA SOBBlNG] 2577 02:41:03,904 --> 02:41:08,033 Now that l've met you, would you object to never seeing me again? 2578 02:41:08,200 --> 02:41:10,493 -What? -Just say no. 2579 02:41:10,911 --> 02:41:13,496 -l won't say no. Wait, Claudia. -Just say no. 2580 02:41:13,664 --> 02:41:16,124 -Claudia, what is it? -Just let me go, Jimmy. 2581 02:41:16,292 --> 02:41:19,252 -What is it? Please, please. -Please. lt's okay. Just let me go. 2582 02:41:21,922 --> 02:41:24,215 [PANTlNG] 2583 02:41:29,180 --> 02:41:31,556 [SOBBlNG] 2584 02:41:41,317 --> 02:41:43,610 FRANK [SOBBlNG]: Why didn't you call? 2585 02:41:43,778 --> 02:41:57,123 [FRANK CRYlNG] 2586 02:41:59,293 --> 02:42:02,587 FRANK: I fucking hate you. 2587 02:42:02,755 --> 02:42:04,464 [FRANK CRYlNG] 2588 02:42:04,632 --> 02:42:10,261 God damn you, fucking asshole. 2589 02:42:13,474 --> 02:42:15,558 Oh, God, you fucking asshole. 2590 02:42:15,726 --> 02:42:22,982 Don't go away, you fucking asshole. 2591 02:42:23,150 --> 02:42:28,321 Oh, God, don't go away, you fucking asshole. 2592 02:42:28,489 --> 02:42:31,116 [SIRENS WAlLlNG] 2593 02:42:39,875 --> 02:42:42,669 [GABRlELLE'S "DREAMS" PLAYlNG ON CAR STEREO] 2594 02:42:45,089 --> 02:42:47,090 What am I doing? 2595 02:42:47,258 --> 02:42:53,346 What the fuck am l doing? What the fuck am l doing? 2596 02:43:05,818 --> 02:43:07,110 [SNlFFS] 2597 02:43:30,468 --> 02:43:31,885 [SIGHS] 2598 02:44:16,430 --> 02:44:19,140 [TV PLAYING lNDlSTlNCTLY] 2599 02:44:32,905 --> 02:44:36,407 MAN [ON TV]: Men who are vain look at their bald spot and say: 2600 02:44:36,575 --> 02:44:40,954 "You know, I don't need anything. I look great the way l am." 2601 02:44:41,539 --> 02:44:45,583 Yes. Ladies, if you want your husband or boyfriend to-- 2602 02:44:45,751 --> 02:44:48,127 [GABRlELLE'S "DREAMS" PLAYlNG ON CAR STEREO] 2603 02:45:10,484 --> 02:45:12,569 Oh, fuck. 2604 02:45:33,799 --> 02:45:35,842 JlM: What? 2605 02:45:39,930 --> 02:45:42,432 What are you doing, dummy? 2606 02:45:43,183 --> 02:45:44,767 Oh, brother. 2607 02:45:50,983 --> 02:45:52,734 [GASPS] 2608 02:45:52,901 --> 02:45:54,861 [TlRES SCREECH] 2609 02:45:57,990 --> 02:46:00,033 [PANTlNG] 2610 02:46:28,771 --> 02:46:30,021 [THUD ON ROOF] 2611 02:46:33,484 --> 02:46:35,943 [JIM YELLS] 2612 02:46:43,160 --> 02:46:44,994 [SNlFFlNG] 2613 02:46:45,162 --> 02:46:46,412 [FROG THUDS] 2614 02:46:56,548 --> 02:46:58,007 [SNlFFlNG] 2615 02:47:05,933 --> 02:47:07,892 [SIGHS] 2616 02:47:14,441 --> 02:47:15,942 [FROGS THUDDING] 2617 02:47:31,458 --> 02:47:32,709 [CLAUDlA SCREAMS] 2618 02:47:32,876 --> 02:47:34,752 [FROGS CRASHING] 2619 02:47:36,714 --> 02:47:37,839 [CRASH OUTSlDE] 2620 02:47:38,006 --> 02:47:41,008 [DOGS BARKlNG] 2621 02:47:42,177 --> 02:47:44,512 [THUDDlNG] 2622 02:47:56,817 --> 02:47:59,777 Oh, there are frogs falling from the sky. 2623 02:48:09,496 --> 02:48:11,956 [FROGS CROAKING] 2624 02:48:16,044 --> 02:48:18,296 [TlRES SQUEAL] 2625 02:48:24,052 --> 02:48:26,846 [SCREAMlNG] 2626 02:48:31,685 --> 02:48:33,603 [SIREN WAILlNG] 2627 02:48:36,356 --> 02:48:38,483 [TlRES SQUEALING] 2628 02:49:01,715 --> 02:49:04,550 MAN [ON TV]: You all know you're not gonna spend $1 35 for it. 2629 02:49:04,718 --> 02:49:08,763 In fact, all you spend here during this special TV promotion... 2630 02:49:08,931 --> 02:49:11,057 ...is just $39-- 2631 02:49:12,267 --> 02:49:13,893 [CROAKS] 2632 02:49:29,409 --> 02:49:31,244 [JIM GRUNTlNG] 2633 02:49:32,329 --> 02:49:45,758 [TlRES SQUEALING] 2634 02:49:53,267 --> 02:49:55,101 [FROGS THUDDING] 2635 02:49:57,271 --> 02:49:58,896 [GRUNTS] 2636 02:50:00,816 --> 02:50:02,441 [GRUNTlNG] 2637 02:50:07,489 --> 02:50:09,782 JlM: Come on. Come on. 2638 02:50:09,950 --> 02:50:11,659 [JIM GRUNTlNG] 2639 02:50:25,716 --> 02:50:27,550 [GASPS] 2640 02:50:27,718 --> 02:50:30,636 Claudia, it's Mom! Open the door, honey! 2641 02:50:30,804 --> 02:50:34,390 Claudia! Claudia, are you there? 2642 02:50:35,142 --> 02:50:38,644 Mom! Mom! Mom! Mommy! 2643 02:50:38,812 --> 02:50:41,606 Oh, honey. All right. lt's all right. 2644 02:50:41,773 --> 02:50:43,816 It's okay. It's gonna be all right. 2645 02:50:43,984 --> 02:50:45,818 [CLAUDlA SOBBlNG] 2646 02:50:45,986 --> 02:50:48,195 [CAR ALARMS WAlLlNG OUTSIDE] 2647 02:50:56,580 --> 02:50:58,581 This happens. 2648 02:50:58,749 --> 02:51:07,840 This is something that happens. 2649 02:51:18,018 --> 02:51:20,269 [FROGS THUDDING AND DOGS BARKlNG] 2650 02:51:39,539 --> 02:51:42,083 [EARL GASPlNG] 2651 02:51:59,226 --> 02:52:01,060 [EARL GROANS SOFTLY] 2652 02:52:02,938 --> 02:52:04,355 [EARL GASPS] 2653 02:52:14,825 --> 02:52:16,492 [GASPS] 2654 02:52:26,044 --> 02:52:28,921 NARRATOR: And there is the account of the hanging of three men... 2655 02:52:30,048 --> 02:52:31,882 ...and a scuba diver... 2656 02:52:32,050 --> 02:52:33,551 ...and a suicide. 2657 02:52:43,061 --> 02:52:46,772 There are stories of coincidence and chance... 2658 02:52:46,940 --> 02:52:50,067 ...and intersections, and strange things told... 2659 02:52:50,235 --> 02:52:53,738 ...and which is which, and who only knows? 2660 02:52:58,285 --> 02:53:00,119 And we generally say: 2661 02:53:00,287 --> 02:53:02,997 "Well, if that was in a movie, I wouldn't believe it." 2662 02:53:03,165 --> 02:53:07,877 Someone's so-and-so met someone else's so-and-so, and so on. 2663 02:53:08,045 --> 02:53:10,921 And it is in the humble opinion of this narrator... 2664 02:53:11,089 --> 02:53:13,716 ...that strange things happen all the time. 2665 02:53:13,884 --> 02:53:15,718 And so it goes, and so it goes. 2666 02:53:15,886 --> 02:53:17,803 And the book says: 2667 02:53:17,971 --> 02:53:19,972 "We may be through with the past... 2668 02:53:20,140 --> 02:53:23,267 ...but the past ain't through with us." 2669 02:53:27,147 --> 02:53:29,315 PHlL: I'm sorry, Jack. 2670 02:53:29,483 --> 02:53:32,318 It's the hospital calling about Linda. 2671 02:53:32,486 --> 02:53:35,529 -Who? -Linda. She's in the hospital... 2672 02:53:35,697 --> 02:53:40,076 ...and l figured you should probably talk to them since you're here. 2673 02:53:41,203 --> 02:53:42,787 Hello? 2674 02:53:44,122 --> 02:53:45,873 Uh-huh. And what-- 2675 02:53:47,834 --> 02:53:50,628 Okay. Okay. 2676 02:53:50,796 --> 02:53:52,171 Uh.... 2677 02:53:52,339 --> 02:53:54,673 Is she gonna be all right? 2678 02:53:56,093 --> 02:53:58,010 [PHlL SNlFFLES] 2679 02:53:58,470 --> 02:54:00,054 FRANK: Where...? 2680 02:54:00,222 --> 02:54:02,515 [SOBBlNG] 2681 02:54:21,660 --> 02:54:24,328 DOCTOR: You with us, Linda? Good. 2682 02:54:24,496 --> 02:54:26,705 It is Linda, isn't it? 2683 02:54:31,044 --> 02:54:34,463 Just relax. That's it. 2684 02:54:36,133 --> 02:54:38,175 You'll get through this. 2685 02:54:49,437 --> 02:54:51,063 STANLEY: Dad. 2686 02:54:54,276 --> 02:54:55,776 Dad. 2687 02:54:58,738 --> 02:55:01,240 Dad, you need to be nicer to me. 2688 02:55:03,535 --> 02:55:05,161 Go to bed. 2689 02:55:06,413 --> 02:55:09,039 You have to be nicer to me, Dad. 2690 02:55:12,878 --> 02:55:14,461 Go to bed. 2691 02:55:22,971 --> 02:55:25,806 I know l did a stupid thing. 2692 02:55:26,558 --> 02:55:28,809 So stupid. 2693 02:55:28,977 --> 02:55:31,312 Getting braces. 2694 02:55:31,479 --> 02:55:33,189 I thought.... 2695 02:55:34,774 --> 02:55:36,775 I thought he would love me. 2696 02:55:36,943 --> 02:55:39,862 Getting braces. 2697 02:55:40,030 --> 02:55:41,113 For what? 2698 02:55:41,281 --> 02:55:45,409 For something l don't even.... 2699 02:55:47,454 --> 02:55:50,497 I don't know where to put things, you know? 2700 02:55:53,960 --> 02:55:56,712 I really do have love to give. 2701 02:55:56,880 --> 02:56:00,382 I just don't know where to put it. 2702 02:56:09,851 --> 02:56:13,562 JIM: A lot of people think this is just a job that you go to. 2703 02:56:15,273 --> 02:56:18,567 Take a lunch hour. Job's over. 2704 02:56:18,735 --> 02:56:20,527 Something like that. 2705 02:56:20,695 --> 02:56:22,279 [JIM SPEAKING lNDlSTlNCTLY] 2706 02:56:22,447 --> 02:56:25,032 JlM: But it's a 24-hour deal. 2707 02:56:27,077 --> 02:56:29,161 No two ways about it. 2708 02:56:30,288 --> 02:56:33,666 And what most people don't see... 2709 02:56:35,085 --> 02:56:39,004 ...is just how hard it is to do the right thing. 2710 02:56:42,133 --> 02:56:44,009 People think if I make a judgment call... 2711 02:56:44,177 --> 02:56:47,721 ...that that's a judgment on them, but that is not what I do. 2712 02:56:49,015 --> 02:56:51,350 And that's not what should be done. 2713 02:56:53,228 --> 02:56:55,854 I have to take everything... 2714 02:56:56,022 --> 02:56:58,357 ...and play as it lays. 2715 02:57:03,029 --> 02:57:05,531 Sometimes people need a little help. 2716 02:57:05,699 --> 02:57:09,034 --supposed to be real good at corrective oral surgery. 2717 02:57:13,790 --> 02:57:16,667 JlM: Sometimes people need to be forgiven. 2718 02:57:23,341 --> 02:57:25,801 And sometimes they need to go to jail. 2719 02:57:27,220 --> 02:57:30,055 Call me about that guy with the teeth, okay? 2720 02:57:31,308 --> 02:57:34,310 JlM: And that is a very tricky thing on my part... 2721 02:57:36,187 --> 02:57:38,105 ...making that call. 2722 02:57:41,901 --> 02:57:44,236 l mean, the law is the law... 2723 02:57:45,322 --> 02:57:47,865 ...and heck if l'm gonna break it. 2724 02:57:51,411 --> 02:57:52,995 [ENGINE STARTS] 2725 02:57:53,163 --> 02:57:54,747 [GABRlELLE'S "DREAMS" PLAYlNG ON STEREO] 2726 02:57:54,914 --> 02:57:57,291 JlM: You can forgive someone. 2727 02:57:59,627 --> 02:58:01,587 [FROGS SQUlSHlNG] 2728 02:58:04,507 --> 02:58:06,592 Well, that's the tough part. 2729 02:58:12,515 --> 02:58:14,767 What can we forgive? 2730 02:58:26,029 --> 02:58:28,113 Tough part of the job. 2731 02:58:31,618 --> 02:58:34,203 Tough part of walking down the street. 2732 02:59:31,553 --> 02:59:33,804 JlM: I just wanted to come here.... 2733 02:59:34,848 --> 02:59:37,266 To come here and say something. 2734 02:59:37,767 --> 02:59:40,978 Say something important. Something that you said. 2735 02:59:42,063 --> 02:59:45,190 You said we should say things and do things. 2736 02:59:45,358 --> 02:59:48,569 Not lie, not keep things back. 2737 02:59:48,736 --> 02:59:50,654 These are the things that tear people up. 2738 02:59:50,822 --> 02:59:52,865 Well, l'm gonna do that. 2739 02:59:53,992 --> 02:59:56,618 I'm gonna do what you said, Claudia. 2740 02:59:58,788 --> 03:00:01,540 I can't let this go. 2741 03:00:03,042 --> 03:00:05,043 I can't let you go. 2742 03:00:09,966 --> 03:00:11,717 Now, you.... 2743 03:00:13,720 --> 03:00:15,888 You listen to me now. 2744 03:00:17,932 --> 03:00:20,267 You're a good person. 2745 03:00:22,479 --> 03:00:24,938 A good, beautiful person... 2746 03:00:25,106 --> 03:00:27,733 ...and l won't let you walk out on me. 2747 03:00:29,652 --> 03:00:32,237 I won't let you say those things. 2748 03:00:32,989 --> 03:00:36,658 Those things about how stupid you are and this and that. 2749 03:00:37,744 --> 03:00:40,120 I won't stand for that. 2750 03:00:42,373 --> 03:00:44,583 You want to be with me... 2751 03:00:46,920 --> 03:00:49,421 ...then you be with me. 2752 03:00:52,091 --> 03:00:53,717 You see? 2753 03:01:35,717 --> 03:01:50,310 Hope u have enjoyed this re-encode from scOrp thanks for the support!!! enjoy