1 00:00:52,297 --> 00:00:55,664 # Hang up the chick habit, hang it up, Daddy # 2 00:00:55,701 --> 00:00:57,362 # Or you'll be alone in a quick # 3 00:00:59,137 --> 00:01:02,504 # Hang up the chick habit, hang it up, Daddy # 4 00:01:02,541 --> 00:01:06,033 # Or you'll never get another fix # 5 00:01:06,078 --> 00:01:09,479 # I'm telling you it's not a trick, pay attention, don't be thick # 6 00:01:09,514 --> 00:01:11,175 # Or you're liable to get licked # 7 00:01:13,051 --> 00:01:14,712 # You're gonna see the reason why # 8 00:01:14,753 --> 00:01:18,154 # When they're spitting in your eye they'll be spitting in your eye # 9 00:01:19,991 --> 00:01:22,960 # Hang up the chick habit hang it up, daddy # 10 00:01:22,994 --> 00:01:26,953 # Your girl's not a tonic or a pill # 11 00:01:26,998 --> 00:01:30,331 # Hang up your chick habit hang it up, daddy # 12 00:01:30,369 --> 00:01:32,132 # You're just jonesin' for a spill # 13 00:01:33,872 --> 00:01:37,239 # Oh, how your bubble's gonna burst when you meet another nurse # 14 00:01:37,275 --> 00:01:38,970 # She'll be drivin' in a hearse # 15 00:01:40,779 --> 00:01:44,180 # You're gonna need a heap of glue when they all catch up with you # 16 00:01:44,216 --> 00:01:45,877 # And they cut you up in two. # 17 00:01:45,917 --> 00:01:49,318 Freemont power, Freemont pride. Be aggressive, drive, drive, drive. 18 00:01:49,354 --> 00:01:51,686 Freemont power, Freemont pride. 19 00:01:51,723 --> 00:01:53,691 Be aggressive. Drive, drive, drive. 20 00:01:53,725 --> 00:01:55,989 Freemont power, Freemont pride. 21 00:01:56,027 --> 00:01:58,325 Be aggressive, drive, drive, drive. 22 00:01:58,363 --> 00:02:01,355 Go Freemont! (cheering) 23 00:02:01,400 --> 00:02:04,198 Okay, everybody, tomorrow after classes 24 00:02:04,236 --> 00:02:06,864 make sure that you have your uniforms picked up from the dry cleaners, 25 00:02:06,905 --> 00:02:10,102 because the bus for the playoffs is gonna leave at 7:30 a.m., 26 00:02:10,142 --> 00:02:11,370 The next morning, all right? 27 00:02:11,410 --> 00:02:12,707 - (sighing) - Oh my God. 28 00:02:12,744 --> 00:02:15,838 But the Doughnut Hole has agreed to donate four dozen doughnuts. 29 00:02:15,881 --> 00:02:17,678 All: Yeah! 30 00:02:17,716 --> 00:02:19,616 Okay, we're gonna kill the Rangers this year, right? 31 00:02:19,651 --> 00:02:21,744 All: Yeah! 32 00:02:21,787 --> 00:02:23,948 I can't believe you're leaving. 33 00:02:23,989 --> 00:02:26,685 It's just a couple of hours before you go. 34 00:02:26,725 --> 00:02:30,161 Yeah. Right. Right. 35 00:02:30,195 --> 00:02:32,789 Aren't you excited? It's playoffs! 36 00:02:32,831 --> 00:02:34,822 Yeah. Whatever. 37 00:03:01,993 --> 00:03:03,927 Come on. 38 00:03:03,962 --> 00:03:06,089 I have to get home for dinner. 39 00:03:06,131 --> 00:03:08,463 Please. 40 00:03:08,500 --> 00:03:10,764 Oh, all right. 41 00:03:21,580 --> 00:03:24,014 Father: That's some beef. 42 00:03:25,450 --> 00:03:28,351 - Mother: And carrots. - Yummy. 43 00:03:28,386 --> 00:03:30,217 Thank you, Mother. 44 00:03:30,255 --> 00:03:32,883 Thanks. 45 00:03:32,924 --> 00:03:35,484 - Thank you, poodle. - Sure. 46 00:03:38,230 --> 00:03:40,095 Grace. 47 00:03:40,131 --> 00:03:41,621 Father: Dear Lord, 48 00:03:41,666 --> 00:03:44,157 please bless this food that we are about to eat. 49 00:03:44,202 --> 00:03:48,832 We thank you for the abundance that You have provided. 50 00:03:48,874 --> 00:03:52,275 Please help us to follow Your path, 51 00:03:52,310 --> 00:03:56,144 the one you intended us all to follow. 52 00:03:56,181 --> 00:03:58,513 And Lord... 53 00:03:58,550 --> 00:04:04,785 please help us to obey the roles in life You set for us. 54 00:04:04,823 --> 00:04:08,554 For all that is natural and... 55 00:04:08,593 --> 00:04:12,051 healthy... 56 00:04:12,097 --> 00:04:14,088 and sacred, 57 00:04:15,734 --> 00:04:18,362 in Your name we pray. 58 00:04:18,403 --> 00:04:19,461 Amen. 59 00:04:19,504 --> 00:04:21,631 - Amen. - Let's eat. 60 00:04:53,772 --> 00:04:56,468 (car horn honking) Bye, dear. 61 00:04:56,508 --> 00:05:00,467 See ya later, swee... I mean tonight. See you tonight. 62 00:05:00,512 --> 00:05:02,503 Don't forget your library books by the door. 63 00:05:02,547 --> 00:05:04,538 Got them. Bye. 64 00:05:06,851 --> 00:05:08,978 So... are we ready? 65 00:05:09,020 --> 00:05:11,181 They'll all be here at 3:00. 66 00:05:11,222 --> 00:05:13,520 Jesus, I hope we're doing the right thing. 67 00:05:13,558 --> 00:05:15,788 (bell rings) 68 00:05:15,827 --> 00:05:18,762 Shaker Hills, here we come. 69 00:05:18,797 --> 00:05:21,391 Remember, 7:30 doughnuts. 70 00:05:25,870 --> 00:05:27,394 Boy: Did you talk to both her parents? 71 00:05:27,439 --> 00:05:30,408 - Girl: She's coming. - Kill the Rangers. 72 00:05:35,847 --> 00:05:37,838 I'll meet you outside. 73 00:05:47,225 --> 00:05:49,750 Don't you hate it when they do that? 74 00:05:49,794 --> 00:05:51,785 I think it's fun. 75 00:05:52,831 --> 00:05:54,822 Maybe he just doesn't do it right. 76 00:06:01,740 --> 00:06:03,731 - See ya. - Bye. 77 00:06:16,054 --> 00:06:19,046 (horn honks) Speed up, jerk! 78 00:06:22,360 --> 00:06:23,759 Jared? 79 00:06:23,795 --> 00:06:25,922 Why are we going so slow? 80 00:06:25,964 --> 00:06:29,297 Sorry. Zoning, I guess. 81 00:06:38,109 --> 00:06:41,840 Mike, thanks so much for coming all the way back out here again. 82 00:06:41,880 --> 00:06:44,405 - That's what we're here for. - Thank you, Mike. 83 00:06:44,449 --> 00:06:47,111 - Now you've watched the video? - Over and over. 84 00:06:47,152 --> 00:06:49,086 Come in. 85 00:06:50,822 --> 00:06:52,813 (horn honks) 86 00:06:55,427 --> 00:06:57,452 Mike: The important thing is to be clear. 87 00:06:57,495 --> 00:06:59,019 And direct. 88 00:06:59,064 --> 00:07:01,294 But to do it lovingly. 89 00:07:01,332 --> 00:07:03,095 We're not accusing, 90 00:07:03,134 --> 00:07:04,396 we're supporting. 91 00:07:04,436 --> 00:07:06,404 I think I hear the car. 92 00:07:09,407 --> 00:07:11,398 Uh-oh. Here they come. 93 00:07:23,121 --> 00:07:24,986 Surprise. 94 00:07:26,091 --> 00:07:28,252 What happened? Is somebody dead? 95 00:07:28,293 --> 00:07:30,193 They're your favorite. 96 00:07:30,228 --> 00:07:33,925 Now, why don't you just come on in and sit down, honey? 97 00:07:33,965 --> 00:07:35,796 What's going on? 98 00:07:35,834 --> 00:07:37,199 Hi, Megan. 99 00:07:37,235 --> 00:07:39,362 My name is Mike. 100 00:07:39,404 --> 00:07:43,431 Your parents and your friends want to have a conversation with you, 101 00:07:43,475 --> 00:07:46,774 and I'm here to help facilitate that dialogue. 102 00:07:46,811 --> 00:07:49,109 So why don't we start by sitting down, 103 00:07:49,147 --> 00:07:51,615 and making ourselves comfortable? 104 00:07:51,649 --> 00:07:53,640 How would that be? 105 00:07:58,156 --> 00:07:59,453 Now, Peter, 106 00:07:59,491 --> 00:08:02,892 would you like to start the conversation? 107 00:08:02,927 --> 00:08:05,725 Megan, we love you. 108 00:08:06,731 --> 00:08:08,221 We all love you. 109 00:08:08,266 --> 00:08:11,929 And lately we've become concerned about 110 00:08:11,970 --> 00:08:15,201 certain behaviors. 111 00:08:15,240 --> 00:08:18,539 We're afraid you're being influenced by... 112 00:08:18,576 --> 00:08:21,136 a way of thinking. 113 00:08:21,179 --> 00:08:23,079 Unnatural... 114 00:08:23,114 --> 00:08:25,048 Do you remember the woman on TV? 115 00:08:25,083 --> 00:08:26,482 Honey, we think you're a... 116 00:08:26,518 --> 00:08:27,917 (whispers) Lesbian. 117 00:08:29,320 --> 00:08:30,651 Huh? 118 00:08:32,457 --> 00:08:35,756 I myself was once a gay. 119 00:08:35,794 --> 00:08:39,286 Now I'm an ex-gay, Megan. 120 00:08:39,330 --> 00:08:42,788 I work for a place called True Directions 121 00:08:42,834 --> 00:08:45,769 who help people, like yourself, 122 00:08:45,804 --> 00:08:48,534 to learn to understand the reasons behind 123 00:08:48,573 --> 00:08:50,973 homosexual tendencies, 124 00:08:51,009 --> 00:08:53,136 and how to heal them. 125 00:08:53,178 --> 00:08:58,115 What tendencies? Why would you think I'm a... 126 00:08:58,149 --> 00:09:01,585 You've been trying to make us eat this tofu. 127 00:09:01,619 --> 00:09:03,644 In diet, watch for a switch to 128 00:09:03,688 --> 00:09:05,349 vegetarianism. 129 00:09:05,390 --> 00:09:08,120 You don't have any pictures of guys in your locker, 130 00:09:08,159 --> 00:09:09,524 just these. 131 00:09:09,561 --> 00:09:11,358 Mm-hmm. 132 00:09:11,396 --> 00:09:12,693 And these. 133 00:09:12,730 --> 00:09:13,958 Sexual, 134 00:09:13,998 --> 00:09:17,957 even vaginal motifs in artwork and decorating. 135 00:09:18,002 --> 00:09:19,970 Gay iconography. 136 00:09:22,907 --> 00:09:25,603 You don't even like to kiss me. 137 00:09:25,643 --> 00:09:26,632 It's true. 138 00:09:27,846 --> 00:09:30,144 I can't believe this. 139 00:09:30,181 --> 00:09:33,241 Denial is a normal part of the healing process 140 00:09:33,284 --> 00:09:35,445 that we'll explore 141 00:09:35,486 --> 00:09:37,852 at True Directions. 142 00:09:37,889 --> 00:09:40,881 - Healing? - Like rehab, honey. 143 00:09:40,925 --> 00:09:43,018 Homosexuals Anonymous. 144 00:09:43,061 --> 00:09:45,723 Poodle, it's only for a few months. 145 00:09:45,763 --> 00:09:49,665 There is no way I'm going. 146 00:10:48,359 --> 00:10:50,350 Mother: Let's go. 147 00:10:51,462 --> 00:10:53,157 Now. 148 00:11:05,643 --> 00:11:07,338 Welcome, welcome, welcome. 149 00:11:07,378 --> 00:11:10,973 I'm Mary, I'm the founder of True Directions. 150 00:11:11,015 --> 00:11:13,449 - And you must be Megan? - Yes. 151 00:11:13,484 --> 00:11:15,816 - This is my son, Rock. - Mother: Hi. 152 00:11:15,853 --> 00:11:17,821 Pleasure to meet you, Megan. 153 00:11:17,855 --> 00:11:21,052 Looks like we got you just in time. 154 00:11:21,092 --> 00:11:22,650 What are you, about 17? 155 00:11:22,694 --> 00:11:25,219 - Yes. - Almost lost her to college. 156 00:11:25,263 --> 00:11:27,288 It's so much harder once they've been through 157 00:11:27,332 --> 00:11:29,664 all that liberal arts brainwashing. 158 00:11:29,701 --> 00:11:31,896 But we've saved a few. 159 00:11:31,936 --> 00:11:33,494 I'll take her from here. 160 00:11:38,676 --> 00:11:40,667 Well. Come along. 161 00:11:41,579 --> 00:11:43,206 Mother: They seem like nice people. 162 00:11:43,247 --> 00:11:45,238 (car starts) 163 00:11:48,886 --> 00:11:50,444 (honks) 164 00:11:58,997 --> 00:12:01,557 The others arrived yesterday, so why don't I catch you up? 165 00:12:01,599 --> 00:12:05,626 It's a two-month program based on five simple steps. 166 00:12:05,670 --> 00:12:09,003 Why don't we concentrate on the first step: 167 00:12:09,040 --> 00:12:11,838 You admitting your problem. 168 00:12:11,876 --> 00:12:13,400 When you see a woman, 169 00:12:13,444 --> 00:12:15,344 in a tight skirt, 170 00:12:15,380 --> 00:12:17,245 and long, 171 00:12:17,281 --> 00:12:18,805 beautiful legs, 172 00:12:18,850 --> 00:12:21,216 or perhaps she's in the bathroom, 173 00:12:21,252 --> 00:12:24,278 putting lipstick over her full lips... 174 00:12:24,322 --> 00:12:26,187 or maybe in the locker room, 175 00:12:26,224 --> 00:12:27,953 soaping her body... 176 00:12:27,992 --> 00:12:30,324 rubbing her breasts... 177 00:12:30,361 --> 00:12:32,295 you don't have any unnatural thoughts? 178 00:12:32,330 --> 00:12:34,195 I don't think it's unnatural. 179 00:12:34,232 --> 00:12:36,757 Ah-ha! You see? 180 00:12:36,801 --> 00:12:39,065 You don't even think it's wrong. 181 00:12:39,103 --> 00:12:41,936 Until you admit your sickness, you will wear these. 182 00:12:41,973 --> 00:12:43,964 You will earn the right to wear civvies 183 00:12:44,008 --> 00:12:45,475 once you have admitted 184 00:12:45,510 --> 00:12:47,307 the first step. 185 00:12:47,345 --> 00:12:50,906 It's a long path to righteousness, Megan. 186 00:12:50,948 --> 00:12:53,041 And it's a battlefield of temptation out there, 187 00:12:53,084 --> 00:12:55,052 and you're going to have to fight. 188 00:12:55,086 --> 00:12:56,383 Until then, 189 00:12:56,421 --> 00:12:59,879 I'd like you to meet one of our other soldiers. 190 00:12:59,924 --> 00:13:01,221 Hilary. 191 00:13:02,560 --> 00:13:04,687 Megan, this is Hilary. 192 00:13:04,729 --> 00:13:06,560 She will show you around. 193 00:13:06,597 --> 00:13:10,055 And, well, you'll get acquainted. 194 00:13:11,335 --> 00:13:14,304 Okay. Rise and shine at 7:00. 195 00:13:14,338 --> 00:13:16,135 Breakfast at 8:00, 196 00:13:16,174 --> 00:13:19,109 Group therapy until lunch. 197 00:13:19,143 --> 00:13:22,840 Now in the afternoon we have free time to do, 198 00:13:22,880 --> 00:13:26,372 you know, whatever, and then we move inside 199 00:13:26,417 --> 00:13:29,352 for reorientating exercises. 200 00:13:29,387 --> 00:13:32,185 Family therapy on the weekends. 201 00:13:33,991 --> 00:13:36,687 You didn't miss much, really. 202 00:13:42,066 --> 00:13:43,124 Oh. 203 00:13:44,168 --> 00:13:45,931 This is where we sleep. 204 00:13:45,970 --> 00:13:49,770 But there's no inappropriate behavior allowed. 205 00:13:49,807 --> 00:13:52,207 Inappropriate? 206 00:13:52,243 --> 00:13:53,471 Like swearing? 207 00:13:53,511 --> 00:13:55,775 No. Inappropriate like fucking. 208 00:13:55,813 --> 00:13:56,871 Oh. 209 00:13:56,914 --> 00:13:58,142 You get caught in the throes of sodomy, 210 00:13:58,182 --> 00:14:00,412 and au revoir. 211 00:14:09,293 --> 00:14:13,389 Never mind Graham, she's a spoiled brat. 212 00:14:13,431 --> 00:14:15,331 I read her chart. 213 00:14:17,335 --> 00:14:19,667 Step one was easy, 214 00:14:19,704 --> 00:14:22,070 admitting you're a homosexual. 215 00:14:22,106 --> 00:14:25,303 See, we all passed yesterday. 216 00:14:30,848 --> 00:14:34,284 I'm a homosexual. 217 00:14:34,318 --> 00:14:36,309 See how easy it is? 218 00:14:45,429 --> 00:14:48,364 Megan, meet the rest of our group. 219 00:14:49,300 --> 00:14:50,699 Hi, Megan. 220 00:14:50,735 --> 00:14:54,193 I'm Jan, and I'm a softball player, 221 00:14:54,238 --> 00:14:55,967 and I'm a homosexual. 222 00:14:58,242 --> 00:15:01,177 I'm Sinead. I like pain. 223 00:15:01,212 --> 00:15:02,702 I'm a homosexual. 224 00:15:02,747 --> 00:15:05,944 I'm Joel. I'm a Jew. 225 00:15:07,318 --> 00:15:08,717 And a... 226 00:15:08,753 --> 00:15:10,277 ho... 227 00:15:10,321 --> 00:15:13,347 homosexual. 228 00:15:14,992 --> 00:15:17,620 - We met. - Graham. 229 00:15:17,662 --> 00:15:19,653 I'm Graham, and I like girls, 230 00:15:19,697 --> 00:15:21,722 a lot. 231 00:15:21,766 --> 00:15:23,199 I'm a homosexual. 232 00:15:25,870 --> 00:15:28,236 Andre. Actor. Dancer. 233 00:15:28,272 --> 00:15:30,206 Homosexual. 234 00:15:30,241 --> 00:15:32,903 Dolph. Homosexual. Varsity wrestler. 235 00:15:32,944 --> 00:15:35,003 How you doin'? 236 00:15:35,046 --> 00:15:38,709 Hi. I'm Clayton Dunn. I work in retail, 237 00:15:38,749 --> 00:15:40,717 and I'm a homosexual. 238 00:15:41,852 --> 00:15:44,514 It's time for your first disclosure. 239 00:15:44,555 --> 00:15:46,887 Now don't be intimidated. 240 00:15:46,924 --> 00:15:49,392 Why don't you start by telling us 241 00:15:49,427 --> 00:15:53,056 about the first time that you realized that you might be a lesbian? 242 00:15:53,097 --> 00:15:54,587 I'm not. 243 00:15:56,100 --> 00:15:57,829 Everyone just thinks I am. 244 00:15:59,103 --> 00:16:01,731 I shouldn't even be here. 245 00:16:05,042 --> 00:16:08,409 That's a perfectly normal place to start. 246 00:16:08,446 --> 00:16:11,210 Why don't we discuss the issues in your intervention? 247 00:16:14,852 --> 00:16:16,581 I'm a vegetarian. 248 00:16:16,621 --> 00:16:17,986 All: Mm-hmm. 249 00:16:18,923 --> 00:16:20,823 I have pictures of women around. 250 00:16:20,858 --> 00:16:23,759 - You think that's normal? - Sure. 251 00:16:25,730 --> 00:16:27,493 I never really thought about it. 252 00:16:27,531 --> 00:16:29,158 Have you ever had a boyfriend? 253 00:16:29,200 --> 00:16:33,864 Yes. For two years we've been going steady. 254 00:16:33,904 --> 00:16:37,362 I really love him. He's smart and popular. 255 00:16:37,408 --> 00:16:40,434 He's got the biggest dick I've never seen. 256 00:16:40,478 --> 00:16:42,207 Well, um... 257 00:16:42,246 --> 00:16:45,409 have you ever had sex with him? 258 00:16:45,449 --> 00:16:46,882 I'm a Christian. 259 00:16:46,917 --> 00:16:50,284 It's really easy to be a prude when you're not attracted to him, isn't it? 260 00:16:51,389 --> 00:16:53,016 He's very handsome. 261 00:16:53,057 --> 00:16:54,752 But does he make you hot? 262 00:16:54,792 --> 00:16:57,590 Do you think of him at night when you... 263 00:16:57,628 --> 00:16:59,823 I'm not perverted. 264 00:16:59,864 --> 00:17:02,799 I get good grades. I go to church. 265 00:17:02,833 --> 00:17:04,596 I'm a cheerleader. 266 00:17:06,003 --> 00:17:07,766 I'm not like all of you. 267 00:17:07,805 --> 00:17:11,400 Everyone reads "Cosmo." Everyone looks at other girls. 268 00:17:11,442 --> 00:17:13,069 All the time. 269 00:17:13,110 --> 00:17:16,102 You only assume that they're thinking what you're thinking when they look. 270 00:17:16,147 --> 00:17:17,978 But they're not. 271 00:17:21,419 --> 00:17:23,011 Freemont power. Freemont pride. 272 00:17:23,054 --> 00:17:25,079 Be aggressive. Drive, drive, drive. 273 00:17:25,122 --> 00:17:27,454 Go Freemont! 274 00:17:28,492 --> 00:17:30,926 I thought everybody had those thoughts. 275 00:17:33,731 --> 00:17:35,926 I just want to be normal. 276 00:17:35,966 --> 00:17:38,264 Then you admit you're not normal. 277 00:17:38,302 --> 00:17:40,167 So why don't you admit 278 00:17:40,204 --> 00:17:42,695 you are a homosexual? 279 00:17:45,810 --> 00:17:48,802 (voices echoing) 280 00:17:50,014 --> 00:17:51,538 Both: You hug us way too much. 281 00:17:51,582 --> 00:17:53,482 Hilary: Step one was easy. 282 00:17:53,517 --> 00:17:55,314 You don't even like to kiss me. 283 00:17:56,721 --> 00:17:58,382 You put your hand up my skirt. 284 00:17:58,422 --> 00:18:01,050 - Homosexual - I think it's foul. 285 00:18:02,693 --> 00:18:04,661 - Homosexual. - Homosexual. 286 00:18:04,695 --> 00:18:07,528 - Homosexual. - Homosexual. 287 00:18:07,565 --> 00:18:09,897 I'm a homosexual. 288 00:18:11,402 --> 00:18:16,362 I'm a homosexual. I'm a homosexual. 289 00:18:16,407 --> 00:18:18,534 Congratulations, Megan. 290 00:18:18,576 --> 00:18:20,840 You have just taken your first step 291 00:18:20,878 --> 00:18:23,176 in your true direction! 292 00:18:23,214 --> 00:18:25,876 (clapping) 293 00:18:28,486 --> 00:18:31,421 I'm a homosexual. 294 00:18:32,423 --> 00:18:34,254 Okay. 295 00:18:34,291 --> 00:18:36,851 Go on now. 296 00:18:42,099 --> 00:18:45,660 Don't worry, Megan. It's gonna be okay. 297 00:18:46,137 --> 00:18:47,934 No. 298 00:18:47,972 --> 00:18:49,872 Here. Put these on. 299 00:18:55,980 --> 00:18:58,312 Oh my God. 300 00:19:01,786 --> 00:19:03,777 They were right. 301 00:19:04,955 --> 00:19:06,980 I'm a homo. 302 00:19:09,660 --> 00:19:11,890 Oh my God. 303 00:19:21,439 --> 00:19:24,738 Congratulations on your first step, pom-pom. 304 00:19:30,514 --> 00:19:32,141 Don't listen to her. 305 00:19:32,183 --> 00:19:34,743 She's just upset 'cause the fish on her plate 306 00:19:34,785 --> 00:19:36,980 is the only kind she can eat. 307 00:19:37,021 --> 00:19:40,616 I can't wait to be straight. I've always wanted to be. 308 00:19:40,658 --> 00:19:42,387 It's cool to finally talk about it. 309 00:19:42,426 --> 00:19:44,587 I can't tell any of my friends on the team. 310 00:19:44,628 --> 00:19:45,925 Maybe you have the wrong friends. 311 00:19:45,963 --> 00:19:48,591 I think we should all be supporting each other. 312 00:19:48,632 --> 00:19:51,100 Really, princess. Do you want to start the kumbayas? 313 00:20:00,611 --> 00:20:01,873 Hi Mom. 314 00:20:01,912 --> 00:20:03,174 The flowers are pretty. 315 00:20:03,214 --> 00:20:05,205 I know. 316 00:20:07,485 --> 00:20:10,113 I noticed that we sprung another leak in the ceiling. 317 00:20:10,154 --> 00:20:12,213 I'd like for you to get to it tonight. 318 00:20:12,256 --> 00:20:13,985 I'll get to it, Mom. Jesus. 319 00:20:15,292 --> 00:20:17,226 Ow! I'm sorry. I didn't mean it. 320 00:20:17,261 --> 00:20:18,785 Look. Not in my presence. 321 00:20:18,829 --> 00:20:21,297 I have told you over and over again. 322 00:20:21,332 --> 00:20:25,098 No more sipping. Chug it, like a man. 323 00:20:25,135 --> 00:20:27,126 Go on. Chug. 324 00:20:30,174 --> 00:20:31,232 There. 325 00:20:31,275 --> 00:20:32,970 Try and get to that tonight. 326 00:20:43,454 --> 00:20:46,685 (sighs) 327 00:20:47,725 --> 00:20:50,819 (electronic buzzing, soft moaning) 328 00:21:05,743 --> 00:21:06,732 Yeah. 329 00:21:10,948 --> 00:21:13,712 Sorry, it's just me. What are you doing? 330 00:21:13,751 --> 00:21:15,810 AV, what's it to ya? 331 00:21:15,853 --> 00:21:17,684 AV? What's that? 332 00:21:17,721 --> 00:21:20,315 Aversion therapy, stupid. 333 00:21:20,357 --> 00:21:22,222 So what does that mean? 334 00:21:22,259 --> 00:21:25,717 When you have inappropriate fantasies about girls, 335 00:21:25,763 --> 00:21:28,630 you shock yourself with this shocker. (buzzes) 336 00:21:28,666 --> 00:21:31,999 So every time you think of them, you feel that pain. 337 00:21:32,036 --> 00:21:33,435 That's sick. 338 00:21:33,470 --> 00:21:36,098 No pain, no gain, baby. You want to like dick? 339 00:21:36,140 --> 00:21:38,335 You better start training yourself. 340 00:21:38,375 --> 00:21:40,536 Hey, isn't that Graham's sock? 341 00:21:40,578 --> 00:21:43,342 None of your damn business. 342 00:21:49,486 --> 00:21:52,080 (buzzing continues) 343 00:21:56,994 --> 00:21:58,552 Megan. 344 00:21:58,596 --> 00:22:00,587 You have a phone call. 345 00:22:00,631 --> 00:22:02,155 Hello? 346 00:22:02,199 --> 00:22:04,030 Mother: Megan, it's Mom and Dad. 347 00:22:04,068 --> 00:22:07,196 We know it's after lights out, but we miss you so much. 348 00:22:07,237 --> 00:22:10,536 Father: We just wanted to know how our little poodle is doing. 349 00:22:10,574 --> 00:22:12,371 I'm doing okay. 350 00:22:12,409 --> 00:22:13,876 You were right, 351 00:22:13,911 --> 00:22:15,845 I am a homosexual. 352 00:22:15,879 --> 00:22:17,938 But I'll be regular soon. 353 00:22:17,982 --> 00:22:20,507 Father: Oh, that Mary is pretty good then, huh? 354 00:22:20,551 --> 00:22:22,143 Mm-hmm, and Mike and all others. 355 00:22:22,186 --> 00:22:23,813 I'm already starting step two. 356 00:22:23,854 --> 00:22:26,584 Father: We're so glad, and after all that money. 357 00:22:26,624 --> 00:22:28,888 Mother: We can't wait to see you up there at graduation, 358 00:22:28,926 --> 00:22:31,656 to have you home, so we can all be together again. 359 00:22:31,695 --> 00:22:32,719 Father: Just remember we love you. 360 00:22:32,763 --> 00:22:35,197 We would do anything for our Megan to have a normal life, 361 00:22:35,232 --> 00:22:37,291 - and if you need anything... - Mother: We'd better go. 362 00:22:37,334 --> 00:22:38,460 Now you hang in there. 363 00:22:38,502 --> 00:22:40,436 - Stay strong! - Sweet dreams. 364 00:22:40,471 --> 00:22:42,905 You too, Daddy. See you at family therapy. 365 00:22:42,940 --> 00:22:44,407 I love you. 366 00:22:47,378 --> 00:22:48,868 And forward. 367 00:22:48,912 --> 00:22:52,040 Backwards and forwards, 368 00:22:52,082 --> 00:22:55,745 and backwards. In a very clean line... 369 00:22:55,786 --> 00:22:57,913 - you go in, and you go out, 370 00:22:57,955 --> 00:23:00,048 And you go up and you go down. 371 00:23:00,090 --> 00:23:02,490 Girls, is everybody paying attention here? 372 00:23:02,526 --> 00:23:07,020 And you go in and out, and in and out, 373 00:23:07,064 --> 00:23:08,691 and in and out... 374 00:23:08,732 --> 00:23:11,530 Get into every little crevice. 375 00:23:11,568 --> 00:23:14,128 And in and out. 376 00:23:14,171 --> 00:23:16,002 And you slip in... 377 00:23:16,040 --> 00:23:18,099 and out... 378 00:23:18,142 --> 00:23:21,111 add a little more oil, and shove it in, 379 00:23:21,145 --> 00:23:22,578 and take it out. 380 00:23:22,613 --> 00:23:24,342 Put some muscle into it. 381 00:23:24,381 --> 00:23:27,578 Shove it in and out. 382 00:23:27,618 --> 00:23:31,110 And shove it in, and take it out. 383 00:23:32,790 --> 00:23:35,884 Okay, who wants to go down with me? 384 00:23:35,926 --> 00:23:39,293 # Climb before you hide # 385 00:23:39,329 --> 00:23:41,661 # Then fool your pride # 386 00:23:41,699 --> 00:23:44,862 # 'Cause we'll be waiting for ya # 387 00:23:44,902 --> 00:23:49,100 # I go back to zero Henry # 388 00:23:49,139 --> 00:23:53,007 # I see what you think you saw # 389 00:23:53,043 --> 00:23:58,037 # When you passed me in the hall # 390 00:23:58,082 --> 00:24:02,644 # I was... # 391 00:24:02,686 --> 00:24:06,952 # There you go you're getting over # 392 00:24:06,990 --> 00:24:11,427 # Tap an old friend on the shoulder # 393 00:24:11,462 --> 00:24:15,899 # Penny fines for leaving empties # 394 00:24:15,933 --> 00:24:20,734 # Lose your mind, you're just like Henry # 395 00:24:29,279 --> 00:24:31,975 # Let's go back to zero... # 396 00:24:32,015 --> 00:24:34,040 You're turning into a pretty young lady. 397 00:24:34,084 --> 00:24:36,075 Now hold still. 398 00:24:37,554 --> 00:24:39,545 (whistle blows) Come on! 399 00:24:41,158 --> 00:24:43,888 All: Die! Die! Die! 400 00:24:46,363 --> 00:24:47,762 Okay then, 401 00:24:47,798 --> 00:24:50,767 who's left to report out their root? 402 00:24:50,801 --> 00:24:52,359 Andre? 403 00:24:52,402 --> 00:24:55,701 Shit, Miss Mary, I ain't the only one who don't got no root. 404 00:24:55,739 --> 00:24:58,207 Andre, we don't use profanity, 405 00:24:58,242 --> 00:25:00,733 or double negatives here at True Directions. 406 00:25:02,479 --> 00:25:04,379 Okay, who's next? 407 00:25:04,414 --> 00:25:07,383 - Megan. - Well, I've really been thinking, 408 00:25:07,417 --> 00:25:10,477 but, I just can't think of anything. 409 00:25:10,521 --> 00:25:13,490 I think our little prom queen is too afraid to disclose. 410 00:25:13,524 --> 00:25:16,118 Oh really? What's your root, Graham? 411 00:25:16,160 --> 00:25:18,219 We're working on your issue, not mine. 412 00:25:18,262 --> 00:25:19,456 You're deflecting. 413 00:25:19,496 --> 00:25:20,793 Actually, 414 00:25:20,831 --> 00:25:23,322 I think it might be a great idea for Megan 415 00:25:23,367 --> 00:25:25,562 to be reminded of your root, Graham. 416 00:25:26,970 --> 00:25:29,803 My mother got married in pants. 417 00:25:34,611 --> 00:25:37,273 All right, let's see, Dolph? 418 00:25:37,314 --> 00:25:41,182 Too many locker room showers with the varsity team. 419 00:25:41,218 --> 00:25:42,242 Hilary? 420 00:25:42,286 --> 00:25:45,585 All girl boarding school. 421 00:25:45,622 --> 00:25:46,850 Sinead? 422 00:25:46,890 --> 00:25:49,518 I was born in France. 423 00:25:49,560 --> 00:25:50,788 Clayton? 424 00:25:50,828 --> 00:25:53,160 My mom let me play in her pumps. 425 00:25:53,197 --> 00:25:55,131 I like balls. 426 00:25:55,165 --> 00:25:57,156 Why thank you for that, Jan. 427 00:25:58,435 --> 00:26:00,494 Joel? 428 00:26:00,537 --> 00:26:02,664 Traumatic breasts. 429 00:26:02,706 --> 00:26:05,698 So, yeah. 430 00:26:05,742 --> 00:26:07,266 Now, Megan. 431 00:26:07,311 --> 00:26:09,541 Do you see how easy it could be? 432 00:26:09,580 --> 00:26:11,980 You just have to dig down into those 433 00:26:12,015 --> 00:26:15,246 painful memories, and you'll find it. 434 00:26:16,320 --> 00:26:19,346 Now, Hilary. Will you please come up here? 435 00:26:21,091 --> 00:26:23,286 Today we are going to learn 436 00:26:23,327 --> 00:26:27,388 one of the most wonderful things about being a heterosexual... 437 00:26:27,431 --> 00:26:28,523 friendship. 438 00:26:28,565 --> 00:26:30,123 So what I'd like you all to do, 439 00:26:30,167 --> 00:26:32,067 is to start partnering off. 440 00:26:32,102 --> 00:26:36,630 Find yourself a friend for the remainder of the program. 441 00:26:39,176 --> 00:26:41,144 All right, everybody settle. 442 00:26:42,913 --> 00:26:44,904 Now that we have all found someone, 443 00:26:44,948 --> 00:26:46,540 what I'd like you to do 444 00:26:46,583 --> 00:26:48,574 is practice sometime tonight 445 00:26:48,619 --> 00:26:50,814 with these. 446 00:26:55,893 --> 00:26:57,690 - It's a woman. - And what else? 447 00:26:57,728 --> 00:26:58,888 I don't know. 448 00:26:58,929 --> 00:27:00,260 A mother. 449 00:27:00,297 --> 00:27:02,128 Women have roles. After you learn that, 450 00:27:02,165 --> 00:27:04,156 you'll stop objectifying them. 451 00:27:04,201 --> 00:27:06,863 Haven't you been listening to anything Mary said? 452 00:27:06,904 --> 00:27:08,633 Well have you? 453 00:27:08,672 --> 00:27:11,334 - Have I what? - Stopped objectifying them. 454 00:27:11,375 --> 00:27:14,139 I'm still looking for my root. 455 00:27:14,177 --> 00:27:16,236 Must be tough when you're such a priss. 456 00:27:19,116 --> 00:27:20,913 Your turn. 457 00:27:24,221 --> 00:27:25,415 - (buzzing) - Ow! 458 00:27:25,455 --> 00:27:28,219 You really have to be more prepared for temptation, Megan. 459 00:27:28,258 --> 00:27:29,850 (sighs) 460 00:27:36,266 --> 00:27:37,824 Give it to me. 461 00:27:37,868 --> 00:27:40,268 I'm open. 462 00:27:58,055 --> 00:27:59,454 Mike: Boys! 463 00:27:59,489 --> 00:28:03,357 Don't you see how sad and pathetic you all are, 464 00:28:03,393 --> 00:28:07,887 always wanting something you can't have? 465 00:28:07,931 --> 00:28:12,197 If I catch you looking at another man like that 466 00:28:12,235 --> 00:28:14,260 ever again, 467 00:28:14,304 --> 00:28:17,933 you'll be watching sports the whole weekend. 468 00:28:20,143 --> 00:28:23,169 Mary: First thing we do, is we pull these tabs out. 469 00:28:23,213 --> 00:28:26,046 Then you fold it over. 470 00:28:26,083 --> 00:28:28,278 Right now I've used food coloring. 471 00:28:28,318 --> 00:28:30,252 This way you could see it better. 472 00:28:30,287 --> 00:28:32,221 And if it's a boy, well it 473 00:28:32,255 --> 00:28:35,122 - tinkles out. - That's the wrong tab, okay? 474 00:28:35,158 --> 00:28:37,126 Will you please hold it still while I'm doing this? 475 00:28:37,160 --> 00:28:38,559 You're doing it all wrong. 476 00:28:38,595 --> 00:28:40,722 No, I'm not. If you would just give it to me to do, 477 00:28:40,764 --> 00:28:43,130 it would be fine. 478 00:28:43,166 --> 00:28:44,098 Mary: Girls... 479 00:28:44,134 --> 00:28:45,965 intervene. 480 00:28:49,673 --> 00:28:53,268 Let's try that one more time. 481 00:28:58,248 --> 00:28:59,840 ...and I realized 482 00:28:59,883 --> 00:29:03,114 that when we finished swimming lessons 483 00:29:03,153 --> 00:29:07,055 we would change in front of each other. 484 00:29:07,090 --> 00:29:09,081 And that's it... 485 00:29:09,126 --> 00:29:11,026 why I'm a homo. 486 00:29:11,061 --> 00:29:14,622 Andre, that's what kids do after swimming lessons. 487 00:29:14,664 --> 00:29:16,632 Change, everybody does that. 488 00:29:16,666 --> 00:29:18,725 But I took one look at those boys, 489 00:29:18,769 --> 00:29:21,237 and I got a... you know what. 490 00:29:21,271 --> 00:29:23,068 (coughs) 491 00:29:23,106 --> 00:29:27,475 I can relate to that. 492 00:29:27,511 --> 00:29:30,503 When I used to study with Jacob, 493 00:29:30,547 --> 00:29:33,209 we used to touch each others legs, 494 00:29:33,250 --> 00:29:34,877 and rub up against each other. 495 00:29:34,918 --> 00:29:37,250 Blowing each other after your fuckin' bar mitzvah's 496 00:29:37,287 --> 00:29:39,619 a little bit different than learning to dog paddle. 497 00:29:39,656 --> 00:29:41,647 That is totally uncalled for. 498 00:29:41,691 --> 00:29:44,421 Well excuse me, but we're paying a lot of money here 499 00:29:44,461 --> 00:29:45,928 to get these kids fixed, 500 00:29:45,962 --> 00:29:49,056 not sit around, and listen to stories all day. 501 00:29:49,099 --> 00:29:52,068 Graham, I hope you're getting a little more out of this program 502 00:29:52,102 --> 00:29:54,434 than that faggot over there. 503 00:29:54,471 --> 00:29:57,099 Mr. Eaton, I don't find that appropriate. 504 00:29:57,140 --> 00:30:00,507 No, he's right, 505 00:30:00,544 --> 00:30:04,810 it was a stupid ass root. 506 00:30:04,848 --> 00:30:09,114 I'm never gonna know why I'm a faggot. 507 00:30:09,152 --> 00:30:11,052 I've heard enough of this crap. 508 00:30:11,088 --> 00:30:12,385 And when you get back from Switzerland, 509 00:30:12,422 --> 00:30:15,289 you'd better have this gay thing out of your system. Got it? 510 00:30:15,325 --> 00:30:16,815 I got it. 511 00:30:16,860 --> 00:30:19,886 You fuck up, no college, 512 00:30:19,930 --> 00:30:22,125 no car, no trust fund. 513 00:30:36,113 --> 00:30:38,547 I'm not sitting in any room with faggots. 514 00:30:43,687 --> 00:30:45,154 Mary: Megan... 515 00:30:45,188 --> 00:30:48,783 it's your turn to report out your root. 516 00:30:48,825 --> 00:30:51,760 I think it might be my parents. 517 00:30:51,795 --> 00:30:54,559 Okay, go with that. 518 00:30:54,598 --> 00:30:58,466 You know we've kinda been like this greeting card family. 519 00:30:58,502 --> 00:31:01,665 And then there was that one year where... 520 00:31:01,705 --> 00:31:04,265 well Dad was unemployed and Mom had to support us. 521 00:31:04,307 --> 00:31:07,799 Wait a minute, that was only for nine months. 522 00:31:07,844 --> 00:31:11,177 And then I was offered a much better job at the plant. 523 00:31:12,282 --> 00:31:15,683 Maybe seeing Mom kind of being the Dad, maybe l... 524 00:31:16,853 --> 00:31:20,846 maybe I got the wrong idea about the roles of men and women. 525 00:31:20,891 --> 00:31:22,415 Absolutely. 526 00:31:22,459 --> 00:31:25,189 I can't believe that you didn't mention this earlier. 527 00:31:25,228 --> 00:31:28,755 Your father was emasculated, your mother was domineering. 528 00:31:28,798 --> 00:31:29,787 Well not exactly. 529 00:31:29,833 --> 00:31:32,802 You wanted to emulate your mother. 530 00:31:32,836 --> 00:31:36,431 You have no respect for men, because you don't respect your father. 531 00:31:36,473 --> 00:31:38,907 - It's really not like that. - Megan, 532 00:31:38,942 --> 00:31:41,706 you have found your root. 533 00:31:44,848 --> 00:31:47,612 In order to start healing this festering wound, 534 00:31:47,651 --> 00:31:50,119 I want you to write a song. 535 00:31:50,153 --> 00:31:51,882 It's very therapeutic, 536 00:31:51,922 --> 00:31:54,049 and it's good to put your feelings down. 537 00:32:00,330 --> 00:32:01,888 (blows whistle) 538 00:32:01,932 --> 00:32:04,662 Free time is up in 20. 539 00:32:04,701 --> 00:32:06,999 That means inside. 540 00:32:30,827 --> 00:32:32,522 What is it? 541 00:32:38,835 --> 00:32:41,861 Nothing. Trash. 542 00:32:49,112 --> 00:32:51,342 What am I, contagious? 543 00:33:05,395 --> 00:33:07,158 What is that? 544 00:33:07,197 --> 00:33:09,495 I'm stuck on five, six, seven, eight. 545 00:33:09,532 --> 00:33:11,830 - God is good. - God is straight. 546 00:33:12,869 --> 00:33:14,860 Hey that's good. 547 00:33:20,143 --> 00:33:22,771 It's not supposed to be intellectual. 548 00:33:22,812 --> 00:33:27,010 Cheers are supposed to be simple, make people feel good. 549 00:33:27,050 --> 00:33:28,950 Cheers make girls do stupid cartwheels, 550 00:33:28,985 --> 00:33:31,453 orgasms make people feel good. 551 00:33:37,994 --> 00:33:40,519 Your parents didn't stay very long. 552 00:33:42,532 --> 00:33:44,432 I imagine it gets uncomfortable 553 00:33:44,467 --> 00:33:47,630 sitting that long with a stick up your ass. 554 00:33:47,671 --> 00:33:51,767 I'm sure they're just trying to do what's best for you. 555 00:33:51,808 --> 00:33:53,605 I thought it was just an act, but you really are 556 00:33:53,643 --> 00:33:55,907 as sweet as fucking pie, aren't you? 557 00:33:55,945 --> 00:33:58,505 This is bullshit, Megan. It doesn't work. 558 00:33:58,548 --> 00:34:01,711 You are who you are. The only trick is not getting caught. 559 00:34:04,054 --> 00:34:06,955 How'd you end up here? 560 00:34:06,990 --> 00:34:10,050 I got caught. 561 00:34:10,093 --> 00:34:12,152 Doing what? 562 00:34:17,534 --> 00:34:21,095 I had this friend, 563 00:34:21,137 --> 00:34:25,005 and we just spent a little too much time together. 564 00:34:25,041 --> 00:34:28,533 What were you doing? 565 00:34:28,578 --> 00:34:30,739 What do you think? 566 00:34:37,887 --> 00:34:41,823 My step-mom caught us in my room one day and sent me here. 567 00:34:46,429 --> 00:34:48,420 Were you in love with her? 568 00:34:51,134 --> 00:34:52,328 Does it matter? 569 00:34:55,338 --> 00:34:59,399 Careful. I could report you for that. 570 00:35:21,331 --> 00:35:23,356 # Open the door # 571 00:35:23,400 --> 00:35:25,527 # Walk in behind her # 572 00:35:25,568 --> 00:35:27,559 # Draw back your bow # 573 00:35:27,604 --> 00:35:30,004 # Let it remind her # 574 00:35:30,039 --> 00:35:32,064 # No one's around # 575 00:35:32,108 --> 00:35:34,133 # No need to fake it # 576 00:35:34,177 --> 00:35:36,407 # She's not in love # 577 00:35:36,446 --> 00:35:38,607 # How can she take it? # 578 00:35:46,790 --> 00:35:49,020 # Give her the time # 579 00:35:49,058 --> 00:35:51,117 # She'll know you mean it # 580 00:35:51,161 --> 00:35:53,186 # Make up her mind # 581 00:35:53,229 --> 00:35:55,356 # Throw in her feelings # 582 00:35:55,398 --> 00:35:57,423 # Open the door # 583 00:35:57,467 --> 00:35:59,697 # Have her jump through it # 584 00:35:59,736 --> 00:36:01,727 # She fell in love # 585 00:36:01,771 --> 00:36:04,205 # How could she do it? # 586 00:36:04,240 --> 00:36:07,038 # Do you know? Do you... # (buzzing) 587 00:36:07,076 --> 00:36:09,067 (moaning) 588 00:36:25,895 --> 00:36:27,726 (whispering) Resist temptations... 589 00:36:35,338 --> 00:36:37,329 (heavy breathing) 590 00:36:51,855 --> 00:36:53,083 (gasps) 591 00:36:53,122 --> 00:36:55,454 Oh my God. Please don't tell. 592 00:36:55,492 --> 00:36:57,357 Oh my God, help. 593 00:36:57,393 --> 00:37:00,419 Shut the fuck up! You stupid little bitch. 594 00:37:00,463 --> 00:37:01,896 - (electric buzz) - Ahhh! 595 00:37:01,931 --> 00:37:03,296 Hey! 596 00:37:03,333 --> 00:37:04,960 What's going on in here? 597 00:37:07,570 --> 00:37:10,198 - A little premature simulation? - They were kissing. 598 00:37:10,240 --> 00:37:12,435 - She's full of shit. - Mike, we were just uh... 599 00:37:12,475 --> 00:37:13,669 - Mike... - Don't call my mom. 600 00:37:13,710 --> 00:37:16,941 Dolph, I am really disappointed in you. 601 00:37:16,980 --> 00:37:20,211 I thought you had what it took to get out of here clean. 602 00:37:20,250 --> 00:37:22,309 It's time to wake Mary. 603 00:37:22,352 --> 00:37:24,786 Come on! Come on! 604 00:37:24,821 --> 00:37:26,789 Come on! 605 00:37:35,398 --> 00:37:38,458 Mary: Whoever started this is out of this house, 606 00:37:38,501 --> 00:37:40,264 and the other is really in the dog house. 607 00:37:40,303 --> 00:37:42,294 - Clayton: Not me. - Dolph: I can't go home. 608 00:37:42,338 --> 00:37:46,775 Mary: I am not interested in anybody's sob stories. 609 00:37:46,809 --> 00:37:50,711 I can only help those who are willing to help themselves. 610 00:37:50,747 --> 00:37:54,513 Now... who started this? 611 00:37:54,551 --> 00:37:57,486 Someone has got to start talking! 612 00:38:02,125 --> 00:38:04,593 All right, Clayton, you little pervert... 613 00:38:04,627 --> 00:38:06,686 - What? ...you've got one week of solitary, 614 00:38:06,729 --> 00:38:09,596 and if I catch you again you're out. 615 00:38:14,470 --> 00:38:16,028 (sighs) 616 00:38:18,174 --> 00:38:20,699 Come on, Mary. 617 00:38:37,994 --> 00:38:40,292 I wish I could've seen those two boys in action, 618 00:38:40,330 --> 00:38:43,561 before Miss Thing over there, went Nancy Drew on us. 619 00:38:43,600 --> 00:38:46,467 If that little twink woulda narked on me, 620 00:38:46,502 --> 00:38:48,732 heads would have rolled. 621 00:38:50,907 --> 00:38:52,670 Would you tie her to your bed and zap her to death? 622 00:38:52,709 --> 00:38:54,700 Or are you running low on batteries? 623 00:39:14,731 --> 00:39:16,961 Mary: And here are our love-birds, 624 00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:19,833 taking a relaxing evening stroll together. 625 00:39:19,869 --> 00:39:23,032 Notice how affectionate they are. 626 00:39:23,072 --> 00:39:25,438 This could be you. 627 00:39:25,475 --> 00:39:29,969 And here is our happy couple at home. 628 00:39:31,514 --> 00:39:34,005 Now it's important to make your man feel at ease 629 00:39:34,050 --> 00:39:37,542 when he comes home from a long day at work. 630 00:39:42,892 --> 00:39:46,293 Now, when it's time for lovemaking, 631 00:39:46,329 --> 00:39:50,493 Dan kisses Sue and touches her breasts. 632 00:39:50,533 --> 00:39:54,401 Women often find this sensation pleasurable. 633 00:40:03,279 --> 00:40:07,409 # There's a dream in the back of my mind # 634 00:40:07,450 --> 00:40:11,887 # Across the tracks is where I'll find my dream... # 635 00:40:11,921 --> 00:40:15,448 # Trailer, trailer, pretty trailer # 636 00:40:15,491 --> 00:40:19,825 # Trailer, trailer, pretty trailer # 637 00:40:19,862 --> 00:40:23,889 # Talk penny, sing a dime # 638 00:40:23,933 --> 00:40:27,994 # My Coleman stove is broke down all of the time # 639 00:40:28,037 --> 00:40:32,098 # Neighbor, neighbor, call the neighbor # 640 00:40:32,141 --> 00:40:36,271 # We'll have dinner in the trailer... # 641 00:40:43,086 --> 00:40:45,486 So do you miss your friends from home? 642 00:40:47,123 --> 00:40:49,455 I just can't decide who I miss more, 643 00:40:49,492 --> 00:40:53,690 the grunting apes in the letterman jackets or the bulimic cheerl... 644 00:40:53,730 --> 00:40:56,665 Go ahead, say it. 645 00:40:56,699 --> 00:40:58,690 I didn't... I didn't mean that. 646 00:41:02,105 --> 00:41:04,630 I don't have any friends. 647 00:41:08,544 --> 00:41:10,535 What about you? 648 00:41:11,447 --> 00:41:13,472 Well, I thought I did. 649 00:41:14,617 --> 00:41:18,644 - Do they know you're here? - Oh yeah. 650 00:41:18,688 --> 00:41:20,679 It's rough. 651 00:41:41,310 --> 00:41:43,540 What's going on? It's almost lights out. 652 00:41:43,579 --> 00:41:45,410 We're sneaking out. Get dressed. 653 00:41:45,448 --> 00:41:46,779 But Mary... 654 00:41:46,816 --> 00:41:48,750 Fuck Mary. 655 00:41:48,785 --> 00:41:51,583 No way. There's only four weeks left. 656 00:41:51,621 --> 00:41:53,987 There's no way I'm getting thrown out now. 657 00:41:54,023 --> 00:41:57,322 Megan, they're never gonna find about this. 658 00:41:57,360 --> 00:41:59,055 We haven't had fun in forever. 659 00:42:01,464 --> 00:42:05,332 Come on. We could use a little fun. 660 00:42:07,270 --> 00:42:10,728 - What if we get caught? - Were not gonna get caught. 661 00:42:15,111 --> 00:42:18,774 If you're not coming with us, at least don't rat on us. 662 00:42:18,815 --> 00:42:20,578 Let's go. 663 00:42:52,014 --> 00:42:54,448 Come on. Hurry up. 664 00:42:54,483 --> 00:42:55,472 Go, go, go. 665 00:42:55,518 --> 00:42:58,078 Oh we have a nice big group tonight. 666 00:42:58,120 --> 00:42:59,280 Get in. 667 00:43:05,094 --> 00:43:07,085 - Okay, fasten your seatbelts. - Wait. 668 00:43:07,129 --> 00:43:08,357 Oh. We have one more. 669 00:43:08,397 --> 00:43:13,061 - Well it's about fucking time. - I can't believe I'm doing this. 670 00:43:13,102 --> 00:43:15,730 Hi. I'm Lloyd Morgan-Gordon. 671 00:43:15,771 --> 00:43:18,296 This is Larry Morgan-Gordon. Glad to have you with us. 672 00:43:18,341 --> 00:43:20,866 You'll need one of these. 673 00:43:20,910 --> 00:43:25,006 It may not be an exact match, but... 674 00:43:25,047 --> 00:43:26,514 First time you've all been AWOL? 675 00:43:26,549 --> 00:43:28,983 Larry and Lloyd are ex, ex-gays. 676 00:43:29,018 --> 00:43:31,009 From True Directions? 677 00:43:31,053 --> 00:43:32,918 We were among Mary's ranks before we defected. 678 00:43:32,955 --> 00:43:36,652 We're just trying to provide you all with a balanced perspective, 679 00:43:36,692 --> 00:43:38,250 to see that there are options. 680 00:43:38,294 --> 00:43:41,695 In the end it's up to you whether choose to live a... 681 00:43:41,731 --> 00:43:42,698 lie. 682 00:43:42,732 --> 00:43:43,994 Whether you want to be who you are 683 00:43:44,033 --> 00:43:46,934 or keep it hidden, is really more what we're about. 684 00:43:46,969 --> 00:43:50,097 So you run like, the underground homo railroad? 685 00:43:52,408 --> 00:43:54,399 (dance music playing) 686 00:43:58,281 --> 00:44:00,374 Come on, girls. 687 00:44:09,292 --> 00:44:11,988 You didn't tell me you were taking me to a gay bar. 688 00:44:12,028 --> 00:44:14,019 Where else would we go? 689 00:44:15,898 --> 00:44:18,765 - I'm gonna get you a drink. - I don't drink. 690 00:44:40,823 --> 00:44:42,814 I refuse to accept a false solution to my problem. 691 00:44:42,858 --> 00:44:45,292 I resist temptation and seek to solve my problem. 692 00:44:45,328 --> 00:44:48,729 - I refuse to accept a false... - What are you doing? 693 00:44:48,764 --> 00:44:52,495 - My interventions. - You know you don't have to do that. 694 00:44:52,535 --> 00:44:54,400 Just be yourself. 695 00:45:07,216 --> 00:45:10,185 # Baby # 696 00:45:10,219 --> 00:45:14,315 # You're making me want you... # 697 00:45:14,357 --> 00:45:16,791 Hi. Would you like to dance? 698 00:45:16,826 --> 00:45:21,126 - Sure she does. - No, sorry. I can't. 699 00:45:21,163 --> 00:45:23,324 That's okay. Just thought I'd ask. 700 00:45:23,366 --> 00:45:25,334 No problem. 701 00:45:25,368 --> 00:45:26,665 Too good for one dance? 702 00:45:26,702 --> 00:45:29,830 You can't dance with a girl for a second? Go ahead. 703 00:45:30,873 --> 00:45:32,864 - Hi. - Hi. 704 00:45:32,908 --> 00:45:36,036 Sorry. I don't dance much. 705 00:45:36,078 --> 00:45:37,136 That's okay. 706 00:45:37,179 --> 00:45:41,673 # Making me care, do doo doo # 707 00:45:41,717 --> 00:45:44,914 # Do doo, doo, doo... # 708 00:46:09,011 --> 00:46:11,172 # Baby... # 709 00:46:11,213 --> 00:46:14,808 # You're making me want you # 710 00:46:14,850 --> 00:46:16,249 # Want you # 711 00:46:16,285 --> 00:46:19,652 # And baby... # 712 00:46:19,688 --> 00:46:22,122 # You're making me love you # 713 00:46:22,158 --> 00:46:26,891 - # Love you # - # We're in the city, city # 714 00:46:26,929 --> 00:46:30,888 # You're making me love you # 715 00:46:30,933 --> 00:46:34,733 # We're in the city, city # 716 00:46:34,770 --> 00:46:36,761 # Makin' me love you... # 717 00:46:40,476 --> 00:46:42,706 Megan, it's not what you think. 718 00:46:42,745 --> 00:46:46,613 That's why we came here, right? So you could be yourself. 719 00:46:47,149 --> 00:46:50,277 - I don't like Sinead that way. - Which way is that, clothed? 720 00:46:50,319 --> 00:46:52,287 We weren't doing anything. 721 00:46:52,321 --> 00:46:54,983 When you were going like this, you weren't doing anything? 722 00:46:55,024 --> 00:46:57,185 No I wasn't... I wasn't doing that. 723 00:46:58,427 --> 00:47:00,258 It doesn't matter. 724 00:47:02,231 --> 00:47:05,758 - Why are you freaking out? - It's none of my business. 725 00:47:05,801 --> 00:47:07,063 Do what you want. 726 00:47:07,103 --> 00:47:09,435 You want me to do what I want? 727 00:47:09,472 --> 00:47:13,670 - I could care less. - What I really want? 728 00:47:13,709 --> 00:47:15,609 Screw you. 729 00:47:34,230 --> 00:47:36,790 I'm not supposed to like you. 730 00:47:41,003 --> 00:47:42,163 But? 731 00:47:45,774 --> 00:47:47,469 I wanna do that again. 732 00:48:10,032 --> 00:48:12,023 (cheering, music plays) 733 00:48:41,697 --> 00:48:43,722 What are you looking at? 734 00:48:54,176 --> 00:48:56,167 Ah! Mary's coming! 735 00:49:34,817 --> 00:49:36,808 - Good night. - Good night. 736 00:49:55,671 --> 00:49:59,038 # Here I go falling down down, down # 737 00:49:59,074 --> 00:50:00,837 # My mind is a blank # 738 00:50:00,876 --> 00:50:04,175 # My head is spinning around and around # 739 00:50:04,213 --> 00:50:07,774 # As I go deep into the funnel of love # 740 00:50:09,818 --> 00:50:13,083 # It's such a crazy, crazy feeling # 741 00:50:13,122 --> 00:50:14,919 # I get weak in the knees... # 742 00:50:14,957 --> 00:50:16,822 Come on, 743 00:50:16,859 --> 00:50:19,089 throw out the first thing that comes to your head. 744 00:50:19,128 --> 00:50:20,993 Okay, just think. 745 00:50:21,030 --> 00:50:23,021 I already did. 746 00:50:23,065 --> 00:50:26,091 Mine is just as good as anybody else's. 747 00:50:26,135 --> 00:50:28,103 I'm a heterosexual. 748 00:50:28,137 --> 00:50:31,106 Not yet, honey. You're almost there. 749 00:50:31,140 --> 00:50:33,165 And don't speak out of turn. 750 00:50:33,208 --> 00:50:35,438 No, I know, I've never been gay. 751 00:50:36,545 --> 00:50:39,742 Jan remember, you were molested. 752 00:50:39,782 --> 00:50:43,013 Just take a look at yourself. 753 00:50:43,052 --> 00:50:45,043 Everybody thinks I'm this big dyke 754 00:50:45,087 --> 00:50:48,113 because I wear baggy pants, and play softball, 755 00:50:48,157 --> 00:50:52,491 and I'm not as pretty as other girls, but that doesn't make me gay. 756 00:50:54,530 --> 00:50:57,158 I like guys. 757 00:50:57,199 --> 00:51:00,760 I can't help it. 758 00:51:00,803 --> 00:51:02,930 I want a big fat wiener up my... 759 00:51:02,971 --> 00:51:04,700 Amen, sister. 760 00:51:04,740 --> 00:51:06,435 (sniffs) 761 00:51:06,475 --> 00:51:08,443 I quit. 762 00:51:08,477 --> 00:51:11,446 Who in the hell is she trying to fool? 763 00:51:12,381 --> 00:51:14,110 Hey, Jan. 764 00:51:14,149 --> 00:51:15,810 Jan. 765 00:51:37,940 --> 00:51:39,703 Group. 766 00:51:39,742 --> 00:51:44,406 I have found something very disturbing this morning. 767 00:51:45,981 --> 00:51:47,812 I would like to know 768 00:51:47,850 --> 00:51:50,375 who has been sneaking out, 769 00:51:50,419 --> 00:51:54,617 with those smut peddling recruiters? 770 00:51:55,357 --> 00:51:56,722 I want names. 771 00:51:58,193 --> 00:52:02,596 I want to know who is involved. 772 00:52:05,033 --> 00:52:06,432 Fine then. Graham? 773 00:52:06,468 --> 00:52:08,265 What do you have to say for yourself? 774 00:52:08,303 --> 00:52:09,895 Why are you looking at me? 775 00:52:09,938 --> 00:52:12,406 Because I found these under your bed. 776 00:52:14,977 --> 00:52:16,945 Do you have anything you'd like to confess? 777 00:52:19,615 --> 00:52:21,276 I didn't sneak out. 778 00:52:21,316 --> 00:52:23,113 But you know who did. 779 00:52:24,186 --> 00:52:26,450 No, I don't, but um... 780 00:52:29,324 --> 00:52:32,589 I did realize something about myself last night, 781 00:52:32,628 --> 00:52:36,724 that I was too scared to admit until now. 782 00:52:36,765 --> 00:52:38,255 Out with it. 783 00:52:38,300 --> 00:52:40,063 Come on, out with it. 784 00:52:40,102 --> 00:52:45,699 I have a crush. 785 00:52:45,741 --> 00:52:47,072 On Joel. 786 00:52:50,946 --> 00:52:53,972 It was the first time I really felt something for a guy. 787 00:52:54,016 --> 00:52:58,316 And it just... it really proved to me the treatment's working. 788 00:52:58,353 --> 00:53:00,719 Oh, Graham. 789 00:53:04,226 --> 00:53:07,286 Now, let this show you 790 00:53:07,329 --> 00:53:10,423 what determination has yielded. 791 00:53:10,466 --> 00:53:12,434 Fruit. 792 00:53:12,468 --> 00:53:15,164 Now I want you all to look at Graham's strength, 793 00:53:15,204 --> 00:53:18,503 and how she worked her way through this five-step program. 794 00:53:18,540 --> 00:53:21,600 And by the way, I am very disappointed in the rest of you. 795 00:53:21,643 --> 00:53:25,340 And I have scheduled a meeting with each of your parents. 796 00:53:25,380 --> 00:53:30,181 If you can't listen to me, then perhaps you'll listen to them. 797 00:53:30,219 --> 00:53:32,312 Joel: No, I didn't go to the Cocksucker. 798 00:53:32,354 --> 00:53:34,515 I've never been to the Cocksucker. I won't. 799 00:53:34,556 --> 00:53:36,547 My cocksucking days are over. 800 00:53:36,592 --> 00:53:38,184 I am normal. 801 00:53:38,227 --> 00:53:42,687 Mom, Dad, you have to believe me, I swear I didn't go anywhere. 802 00:53:42,731 --> 00:53:45,256 You're not gonna tell your parents are you? 803 00:53:48,904 --> 00:53:51,498 (chimes) 804 00:53:51,540 --> 00:53:53,030 Now, honey, 805 00:53:53,075 --> 00:53:55,805 your mom and I both know 806 00:53:55,844 --> 00:53:59,041 that you didn't have anything to do with that... 807 00:53:59,081 --> 00:54:01,242 - that... - Field trip to the Cocksucker. 808 00:54:01,283 --> 00:54:04,275 - Field trip to the Co... 809 00:54:04,319 --> 00:54:07,982 but... if you had gone... 810 00:54:08,023 --> 00:54:12,153 You have to know that you would be on your own. 811 00:54:12,194 --> 00:54:14,389 What's that supposed to mean? 812 00:54:14,429 --> 00:54:17,125 Well you can't come home. 813 00:54:17,165 --> 00:54:21,659 We can't allow you to live an unhealthy lifestyle under our roof. 814 00:54:23,005 --> 00:54:26,634 So, Megan, if that is what you choose, 815 00:54:26,675 --> 00:54:30,702 you're choosing to cut us out of your life. 816 00:54:32,881 --> 00:54:35,611 Well, great. Great. 817 00:54:35,651 --> 00:54:39,178 Now, what did you want to tell us? 818 00:54:40,255 --> 00:54:42,883 Just that you don't have anything worry about. 819 00:54:45,294 --> 00:54:48,195 I've been missing Jared a lot, 820 00:54:48,230 --> 00:54:50,698 and can't wait to see him again. 821 00:54:50,732 --> 00:54:54,395 Oh, Megan. That's wonderful. 822 00:54:54,436 --> 00:54:56,631 You just keep up the good work, 823 00:54:56,672 --> 00:54:59,197 and we'll be back to see you graduate. 824 00:54:59,241 --> 00:55:01,072 Dad: You'll be home before you know it. 825 00:55:01,109 --> 00:55:03,600 Bye-bye, sweetie. 826 00:55:05,380 --> 00:55:09,180 - You be a good girl. - Goodbye, dear. 827 00:55:13,188 --> 00:55:14,519 Hmph! 828 00:55:17,426 --> 00:55:19,417 (answering machine) This is Larry and Lloyd Morgan-Gordon. 829 00:55:19,461 --> 00:55:21,452 Leave us a message. (beep) 830 00:55:21,496 --> 00:55:24,829 I know you're there. Now pick it up. 831 00:55:24,866 --> 00:55:27,198 Listen to me, you little inverts. 832 00:55:27,235 --> 00:55:29,965 Okay, you want to play rough with my kids, 833 00:55:30,005 --> 00:55:32,701 then I can play rough with you. 834 00:55:32,741 --> 00:55:35,175 - Time's up. - Yes, thank you. 835 00:55:37,679 --> 00:55:40,341 We've got a little situation to deal with. 836 00:55:40,382 --> 00:55:42,407 (Chanting) Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve! 837 00:55:42,451 --> 00:55:44,385 Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve! 838 00:55:44,419 --> 00:55:46,478 Mary: You have other options. 839 00:55:46,521 --> 00:55:49,615 Don't you want to be normal? 840 00:55:49,658 --> 00:55:54,152 Hey, I know you. I saw you last night. 841 00:55:54,196 --> 00:55:57,757 Hey! Your daddy know you're a faggot? 842 00:55:57,799 --> 00:56:00,029 Good shot, Graham. 843 00:56:00,068 --> 00:56:02,195 What are you doing? 844 00:56:02,237 --> 00:56:04,432 What if he saw us kissing? What do you want me to do? 845 00:56:04,473 --> 00:56:06,737 We're not queer! We're not going anywhere! 846 00:56:06,775 --> 00:56:10,370 We are here! We're not queer! We're not going anywhere! 847 00:56:10,412 --> 00:56:14,576 That's it. If you don't retreat, we're coming out. 848 00:56:14,616 --> 00:56:16,607 (screaming) 849 00:56:18,420 --> 00:56:22,220 Is this what you teach now, Mary? Throw stones from glass houses? 850 00:56:22,257 --> 00:56:24,748 You're gonna have a lot of broken glass around you. 851 00:56:24,793 --> 00:56:27,591 It's part of the process, Lloyd. 852 00:56:27,629 --> 00:56:30,257 It's not easy for them. 853 00:56:46,281 --> 00:56:49,682 - Excuse me - Oh, thanks. 854 00:56:49,718 --> 00:56:52,551 You are so good at being straight. 855 00:56:52,587 --> 00:56:56,387 Wow. You have really big muscles. 856 00:56:56,425 --> 00:57:00,259 I keep forgetting about all these little things. 857 00:57:00,295 --> 00:57:03,753 Get her cake. Get her the cake. 858 00:57:03,799 --> 00:57:05,926 Can I rub them? 859 00:57:05,967 --> 00:57:08,094 Got a little cake right there. 860 00:57:20,015 --> 00:57:21,448 That's good. 861 00:57:24,486 --> 00:57:26,283 Oh. Yeah. 862 00:57:26,321 --> 00:57:29,256 Mm-mm. 863 00:57:31,893 --> 00:57:33,884 You're really manly. 864 00:57:33,929 --> 00:57:35,920 - Thanks. - I like that. 865 00:57:35,964 --> 00:57:38,194 - Manly is good. - I feel like the aggressor. 866 00:57:38,233 --> 00:57:41,327 That's nice. 867 00:57:41,369 --> 00:57:43,963 Yeah. 868 00:57:49,511 --> 00:57:51,376 You will all 869 00:57:51,413 --> 00:57:53,938 be graded in each category, 870 00:57:53,982 --> 00:57:57,975 and those of you who pass, will move on to step five, 871 00:57:58,019 --> 00:58:02,149 simulated sexual lifestyle. 872 00:58:02,190 --> 00:58:05,956 And those of you who fail, will be sent home. 873 00:58:05,994 --> 00:58:09,828 Boys with Mike. Girls with me. 874 00:58:11,466 --> 00:58:14,230 # Her melody # 875 00:58:14,269 --> 00:58:16,567 # Wants her desperately # 876 00:58:16,605 --> 00:58:19,438 # Cry lonely tears # 877 00:58:19,474 --> 00:58:22,102 # 'Cause she's so far from here # 878 00:58:22,144 --> 00:58:27,446 # She's a ray of sunshine # 879 00:58:27,482 --> 00:58:31,748 # My only ray of sunshine # 880 00:58:31,787 --> 00:58:33,846 # Her yellow hair # 881 00:58:33,889 --> 00:58:36,414 # Her fiery stare # 882 00:58:36,458 --> 00:58:38,585 # But nothing's right # 883 00:58:39,628 --> 00:58:42,188 # 'Cause she's not here tonight # 884 00:58:42,230 --> 00:58:46,758 # She's a ray of sunshine # 885 00:58:46,802 --> 00:58:52,263 # My only ray of sunshine # 886 00:58:52,307 --> 00:58:54,434 # I know that I'm going nowhere # 887 00:58:54,476 --> 00:58:57,502 # I wish that she'd come back to me # 888 00:58:57,546 --> 00:58:59,878 # She's all I need # 889 00:58:59,915 --> 00:59:02,577 # She's all I need # 890 00:59:02,617 --> 00:59:07,077 # All I need to end my misery... # 891 00:59:07,122 --> 00:59:09,613 Mike: Essay topic: My root, 892 00:59:09,658 --> 00:59:13,389 and how it prevented me from heterosexual loving. 893 00:59:16,865 --> 00:59:22,269 # She's a ray of sunshine # 894 00:59:22,304 --> 00:59:28,174 # My only ray of sunshine. # 895 00:59:29,644 --> 00:59:32,442 Now, in order to successfully navigate 896 00:59:32,480 --> 00:59:34,846 the treacherous sea of temptation, 897 00:59:34,883 --> 00:59:39,445 one must first enter a life out of homosexuality. 898 00:59:39,487 --> 00:59:42,888 I've never seen such a determined group. 899 00:59:42,924 --> 00:59:46,519 And I am passing all... 900 00:59:47,996 --> 00:59:49,827 but one of you. 901 00:59:50,832 --> 00:59:52,823 - Andre. - Hmm? 902 00:59:52,868 --> 00:59:55,735 You may pack your bags. 903 00:59:55,770 --> 00:59:57,761 Now there's cake in the kitchen. 904 00:59:57,806 --> 00:59:59,831 You'll wanna rest up for the simulation. 905 00:59:59,875 --> 01:00:02,400 Michael, congratulations. 906 01:00:03,945 --> 01:00:07,779 I just wasn't meant to be butch. 907 01:00:07,816 --> 01:00:09,807 I'm a sissy. 908 01:00:11,386 --> 01:00:13,718 No. 909 01:00:13,755 --> 01:00:16,246 You should be proud of who you are. 910 01:00:17,726 --> 01:00:19,887 Hello. 911 01:00:19,928 --> 01:00:23,557 I mean you're more than just a sissy. 912 01:00:23,598 --> 01:00:26,692 You're nice and clean, 913 01:00:26,735 --> 01:00:29,568 and smart and sexy, 914 01:00:29,604 --> 01:00:31,799 and firm and luscious, and... 915 01:00:31,840 --> 01:00:33,569 Excuse me. 916 01:00:33,608 --> 01:00:35,599 The last thing I need right now 917 01:00:35,644 --> 01:00:37,635 is some fruit who just proved he's straight 918 01:00:37,679 --> 01:00:40,705 telling my ass how sexy I am. 919 01:00:42,417 --> 01:00:44,942 Congratulations, liars! 920 01:00:44,986 --> 01:00:47,318 You know who you are, and you know who you want. 921 01:00:47,355 --> 01:00:49,516 Ain't nobody gonna change that. 922 01:00:49,557 --> 01:00:51,457 Shit! 923 01:02:16,011 --> 01:02:18,605 # Breathe into my hands # 924 01:02:18,646 --> 01:02:23,106 # Or cup them like a glass to drink from # 925 01:02:39,434 --> 01:02:43,427 # Are you still, still breathing? # 926 01:02:43,471 --> 01:02:47,498 # Are you still breathing? # 927 01:02:47,542 --> 01:02:51,444 # Are you still, still breathing? # 928 01:02:51,479 --> 01:02:55,438 # Are you still breathing # 929 01:02:56,518 --> 01:02:58,679 # Breathe into my hands # 930 01:02:58,720 --> 01:03:04,056 # Or cup them like a glass to drink from... # 931 01:03:20,675 --> 01:03:23,508 Graham? 932 01:03:27,615 --> 01:03:30,948 I've never felt that way before. 933 01:03:30,985 --> 01:03:32,976 Except... 934 01:03:35,023 --> 01:03:37,287 Except for what? 935 01:03:37,325 --> 01:03:40,158 - Don't laugh, okay? - I won't. 936 01:03:42,030 --> 01:03:44,123 Except for when I was cheerleading. 937 01:03:47,035 --> 01:03:50,129 - Really? - I'm serious. 938 01:03:52,173 --> 01:03:54,937 It sounds stupid to you, but I really love it. 939 01:03:57,812 --> 01:04:01,145 Cheerleading's the one thing that's kept me happy. 940 01:04:06,821 --> 01:04:08,789 It's exhilarating. 941 01:04:12,460 --> 01:04:14,985 I would love to see you cheer. 942 01:04:15,029 --> 01:04:18,430 - Don't make fun of me. - No, I'm not. 943 01:04:20,535 --> 01:04:22,435 Did you ever think maybe I'm just jealous 944 01:04:22,470 --> 01:04:23,869 that you love something? 945 01:04:25,006 --> 01:04:28,203 # Breathe into my hands # 946 01:04:28,243 --> 01:04:31,701 # Or cup them like a glass to drink from. # 947 01:04:39,454 --> 01:04:40,978 Get out of bed! 948 01:04:42,290 --> 01:04:44,417 You hormonal hussy. 949 01:04:44,459 --> 01:04:46,427 I can't believe you did this. 950 01:04:46,461 --> 01:04:47,894 You were suppose to be the role model. 951 01:04:47,929 --> 01:04:50,363 Now get up right now! 952 01:04:50,398 --> 01:04:52,525 What did I do? 953 01:04:52,567 --> 01:04:55,127 Hilary: A little sleep-over with Graham. 954 01:04:55,170 --> 01:04:56,660 (scoffs) 955 01:04:56,704 --> 01:04:59,104 Get dressed right now! 956 01:05:01,509 --> 01:05:02,771 Mary: You of course understand 957 01:05:02,810 --> 01:05:05,438 what your little adventure has cost you. 958 01:05:05,480 --> 01:05:09,314 You will be removed from the program, and the premises at once. 959 01:05:09,350 --> 01:05:11,682 I understand. 960 01:05:11,719 --> 01:05:14,517 And of course your parents have made it very clear 961 01:05:14,556 --> 01:05:16,490 that you are just not welcome home any more. 962 01:05:16,524 --> 01:05:19,584 So you will be left to your own devices. 963 01:05:21,496 --> 01:05:24,556 I mean there may be one thing that you can do, 964 01:05:24,599 --> 01:05:26,863 where we can workout some kind of a deal. 965 01:05:26,901 --> 01:05:28,698 I'll let you stay, 966 01:05:28,736 --> 01:05:30,704 and graduate with the rest your class, 967 01:05:30,738 --> 01:05:33,673 but you must do me one favor in return. 968 01:05:33,708 --> 01:05:35,232 Partner in simulation with Rock. 969 01:05:35,276 --> 01:05:36,265 Rock? 970 01:05:39,280 --> 01:05:40,770 I don't think that'll work. 971 01:05:40,815 --> 01:05:42,715 (dance music playing) 972 01:05:47,388 --> 01:05:48,855 Oh, for Pete's sake! 973 01:05:51,893 --> 01:05:54,191 (singing) # Wham bam, thank you, ma'am. # 974 01:05:54,229 --> 01:05:58,165 Rock, turn it off. 975 01:06:02,904 --> 01:06:04,394 We've lost Megan. 976 01:06:04,439 --> 01:06:06,703 She just wasn't strong enough. 977 01:06:06,741 --> 01:06:09,733 But you still have a chance to save yourself. 978 01:06:09,777 --> 01:06:11,039 It's your choice. 979 01:06:11,079 --> 01:06:14,571 You can run off with Megan and turn into a raging bull-dyke 980 01:06:14,616 --> 01:06:17,414 or you can do the simulation and graduate, 981 01:06:17,452 --> 01:06:19,420 and lead a normal life. 982 01:06:19,454 --> 01:06:21,081 There is no choice. 983 01:06:21,122 --> 01:06:22,919 You came here to graduate, 984 01:06:22,957 --> 01:06:25,585 and that is exactly what you are going to do. 985 01:06:25,627 --> 01:06:27,117 You understand me, young lady? 986 01:06:28,162 --> 01:06:30,460 This is exactly why your mother left. 987 01:06:30,498 --> 01:06:32,762 Are you ready to lose your father? 988 01:06:56,791 --> 01:06:58,383 Then it's settled. 989 01:06:58,426 --> 01:07:01,259 Graham will partner with Rock in simulation. 990 01:07:01,296 --> 01:07:04,129 Megan, you're out. 991 01:07:04,165 --> 01:07:06,099 Skedaddle. 992 01:07:08,536 --> 01:07:10,663 (softly) I'm sorry. 993 01:07:51,579 --> 01:07:52,876 Man: What do you want? 994 01:07:52,914 --> 01:07:54,779 I need to talk to Lloyd and Larry. 995 01:07:54,816 --> 01:07:56,613 But you're from True Directions. 996 01:07:56,651 --> 01:07:58,141 - Yeah. - (window shuts) 997 01:07:58,186 --> 01:07:59,881 Hey, not anymore. 998 01:08:02,590 --> 01:08:05,457 All right, kid, get in here. 999 01:08:05,493 --> 01:08:07,324 Come on, move your tush. 1000 01:08:09,564 --> 01:08:10,963 I can't go back. 1001 01:08:10,998 --> 01:08:13,865 I thought you could teach me how to be a lesbian, 1002 01:08:13,901 --> 01:08:16,836 what they wear, where they live. 1003 01:08:16,871 --> 01:08:18,065 You know. 1004 01:08:19,374 --> 01:08:21,433 Megan, we can't help you with that. 1005 01:08:21,476 --> 01:08:24,707 There's not just one way to be a lesbian. 1006 01:08:24,746 --> 01:08:28,341 You just have to continue to be who you are. 1007 01:08:30,318 --> 01:08:32,149 - Dolph? - Megan. 1008 01:08:34,522 --> 01:08:37,184 Thank you so much for saving me from that place. 1009 01:08:37,225 --> 01:08:38,715 What are you doing here? 1010 01:08:38,760 --> 01:08:39,886 I live here. 1011 01:08:39,927 --> 01:08:43,260 Or at least until I find a way to make it on my own. 1012 01:08:45,299 --> 01:08:46,857 It's way better than TD. 1013 01:08:46,901 --> 01:08:50,302 We all get our own rooms and curfew is midnight. 1014 01:08:50,338 --> 01:08:52,101 But we have to share bathrooms. 1015 01:08:52,140 --> 01:08:53,698 Not at the same time, of course. 1016 01:08:53,741 --> 01:08:55,265 Of course. 1017 01:08:56,310 --> 01:08:57,743 Come on, it's going to be okay. 1018 01:08:57,779 --> 01:08:59,440 No it won't. 1019 01:09:02,517 --> 01:09:05,077 She was supposed to leave with me and she didn't. 1020 01:09:06,087 --> 01:09:08,078 Whoa, slow down, who? 1021 01:09:08,122 --> 01:09:09,146 Graham. 1022 01:09:09,190 --> 01:09:10,680 I knew it. 1023 01:09:10,725 --> 01:09:13,057 She was into you from the start. 1024 01:09:13,094 --> 01:09:14,755 Then why didn't she come with me? 1025 01:09:14,796 --> 01:09:16,491 Maybe she was scared. 1026 01:09:16,531 --> 01:09:18,192 Like I'm not? 1027 01:09:18,232 --> 01:09:21,258 Believe me, you're better off here. 1028 01:09:28,209 --> 01:09:29,369 Mary: Graham? 1029 01:09:29,410 --> 01:09:31,378 Pay attention. 1030 01:09:31,412 --> 01:09:32,777 Action, Rock. 1031 01:09:43,958 --> 01:09:45,687 Now lean in and kiss her. 1032 01:09:48,396 --> 01:09:49,590 Nice, Rock. 1033 01:09:49,630 --> 01:09:53,259 Now, feel how soft and vulnerable she is. 1034 01:09:53,301 --> 01:09:54,928 Isn't it wonderful? 1035 01:09:54,969 --> 01:09:56,368 Now, Graham, 1036 01:09:56,404 --> 01:09:58,702 let him take the lead. 1037 01:10:00,641 --> 01:10:02,268 A little tongue... 1038 01:10:02,310 --> 01:10:05,245 He loves you. He wants to be with you. 1039 01:10:05,279 --> 01:10:07,611 The way God intended. 1040 01:10:07,648 --> 01:10:10,310 To be inside you. 1041 01:10:10,351 --> 01:10:12,649 His love muscle thrusting. 1042 01:10:12,687 --> 01:10:14,086 (both scoff) 1043 01:10:15,289 --> 01:10:16,278 Cut. 1044 01:10:16,324 --> 01:10:19,054 Megan, we thought that Dolph should take you out this week, 1045 01:10:19,093 --> 01:10:20,788 to celebrate your new freedom. 1046 01:10:20,828 --> 01:10:23,058 - How would that be? - Sure. 1047 01:10:23,097 --> 01:10:24,496 So, Megan... 1048 01:10:24,532 --> 01:10:26,659 what do you want to do now? 1049 01:10:26,701 --> 01:10:30,296 Larry, Megan just made a very traumatic decision 1050 01:10:30,338 --> 01:10:33,239 - and she's moving through that process. - I thought that... 1051 01:10:33,274 --> 01:10:35,504 we could check out some schools in the city, 1052 01:10:35,543 --> 01:10:38,444 - and I could... - She's not ready... 1053 01:10:38,479 --> 01:10:39,605 Sweetie. 1054 01:10:39,647 --> 01:10:42,309 I'm just asking a simple question. 1055 01:10:42,350 --> 01:10:44,375 - I'm not interrogating her. - You are moving into that 1056 01:10:44,418 --> 01:10:46,909 - aggressive space again. - Can't I even ask a question around here? 1057 01:10:46,954 --> 01:10:48,945 Now I feel you moving into your victim stance. 1058 01:10:48,990 --> 01:10:53,518 I was not attacking, I was verbalizing. 1059 01:10:54,662 --> 01:10:57,825 I just feel like you don't value my opinion anymore. 1060 01:10:57,865 --> 01:11:00,197 Seems like nothing I do pleases you. 1061 01:11:01,302 --> 01:11:03,634 I feel inadequate. 1062 01:11:05,306 --> 01:11:07,831 I love my Larry bear. 1063 01:11:08,943 --> 01:11:12,037 - Lloyd's sorry. - Larry bear's sorry, too. 1064 01:11:17,585 --> 01:11:19,883 Okay then. Dinner's ready. 1065 01:11:20,888 --> 01:11:23,550 Very good. Okay, who's next? 1066 01:11:34,669 --> 01:11:37,866 Okay, now remember that sex is fun. 1067 01:11:37,905 --> 01:11:39,634 We're making love. 1068 01:11:39,674 --> 01:11:41,733 There's nothing dirty about it. 1069 01:11:41,776 --> 01:11:45,109 Sex is beautiful when it's between a man and a woman. 1070 01:11:45,146 --> 01:11:46,477 Mom? 1071 01:11:46,514 --> 01:11:48,778 Okay, now from this position, 1072 01:11:48,816 --> 01:11:50,408 the woman will spread her legs, 1073 01:11:50,451 --> 01:11:52,510 opening like a flower. 1074 01:11:52,553 --> 01:11:54,043 That's wonderful Graham. 1075 01:11:54,088 --> 01:11:57,489 Now at this point, the man will insert himself 1076 01:11:57,525 --> 01:11:58,856 into the woman. 1077 01:12:04,932 --> 01:12:06,297 Yes, that's... 1078 01:12:06,334 --> 01:12:08,234 Yes. Rock that's it. 1079 01:12:08,269 --> 01:12:10,328 Mrs. Brown? 1080 01:12:10,371 --> 01:12:11,736 What is it, Joel? 1081 01:12:11,772 --> 01:12:15,037 - What about foreplay? - Foreplay is for sissies. 1082 01:12:15,076 --> 01:12:18,239 Real men go in, unload and pull out. 1083 01:12:18,279 --> 01:12:19,576 Mom! 1084 01:12:32,259 --> 01:12:33,817 We could dance if you want to. 1085 01:12:36,297 --> 01:12:37,662 You go ahead. 1086 01:12:38,833 --> 01:12:40,926 I think I need to go get some air. 1087 01:12:56,183 --> 01:12:57,650 I miss her. 1088 01:13:00,154 --> 01:13:02,850 She's scared that maybe she's making the wrong choice. 1089 01:13:02,890 --> 01:13:04,084 But it's her wrong choice to make. 1090 01:13:04,125 --> 01:13:06,457 You have to be willing to walk away. 1091 01:13:08,262 --> 01:13:11,026 What about you and Clayton? 1092 01:13:11,065 --> 01:13:14,091 If he can't make a stand, he just can't make a stand. 1093 01:13:19,240 --> 01:13:20,867 Well, what about you? 1094 01:13:22,043 --> 01:13:24,102 What are you willing to do? 1095 01:13:31,419 --> 01:13:33,683 I'm so proud of you. 1096 01:13:33,721 --> 01:13:36,019 Doesn't it feel great to be straight? 1097 01:13:36,057 --> 01:13:39,652 To be out of homosexuality? 1098 01:13:39,694 --> 01:13:42,390 It's not always gonna be easy, 1099 01:13:42,430 --> 01:13:44,898 but at least we know what to do now. 1100 01:13:45,900 --> 01:13:47,891 Okay, girls, ready to go? 1101 01:13:51,238 --> 01:13:52,364 Give me the keys. 1102 01:13:52,406 --> 01:13:54,772 - I hope she's worth it. - Is Clayton? 1103 01:13:54,809 --> 01:13:56,674 I'm doing this for you, not for Clayton. 1104 01:13:56,711 --> 01:13:57,973 Yeah, right. 1105 01:14:05,686 --> 01:14:07,449 There he is. 1106 01:14:36,650 --> 01:14:38,277 Let's go. 1107 01:14:56,604 --> 01:15:01,337 Mary: Welcome to the graduating class of True Directions. 1108 01:15:03,711 --> 01:15:06,703 Ladies and gentlemen, may I present 1109 01:15:06,747 --> 01:15:10,046 our happy heterosexuals. 1110 01:15:10,084 --> 01:15:11,676 (applause) 1111 01:15:38,379 --> 01:15:40,074 - Jesus. - Miss me? 1112 01:15:40,114 --> 01:15:41,638 Why are you here? 1113 01:15:41,682 --> 01:15:43,149 I came to get you. 1114 01:15:45,486 --> 01:15:48,216 I can't go anywhere, Megan. 1115 01:16:14,148 --> 01:16:15,843 That was fast. 1116 01:16:15,883 --> 01:16:17,077 Where's Graham? 1117 01:16:18,919 --> 01:16:20,250 I've got to try again. 1118 01:16:31,532 --> 01:16:33,796 We have all gathered on this special day, 1119 01:16:33,834 --> 01:16:37,895 to celebrate the wonderful true directions. 1120 01:16:41,375 --> 01:16:44,867 And praise be to our Higher Power. 1121 01:16:47,181 --> 01:16:50,116 Will our graduates please stand again? 1122 01:16:51,452 --> 01:16:52,942 Sinead Lauren. 1123 01:17:00,294 --> 01:17:01,693 Joel Goldberg. 1124 01:17:10,871 --> 01:17:12,532 Hilary Vandermueller. 1125 01:17:19,513 --> 01:17:21,242 Graham Eaton. 1126 01:17:45,372 --> 01:17:48,205 And now, I think that in closing... 1127 01:17:48,242 --> 01:17:49,834 we should... 1128 01:18:00,054 --> 01:18:01,112 Graham. 1129 01:18:07,695 --> 01:18:09,890 One, two, three, four, 1130 01:18:09,930 --> 01:18:12,296 I won't take "no" anymore. 1131 01:18:12,333 --> 01:18:14,426 Five, six, seven, eight, 1132 01:18:14,468 --> 01:18:16,766 I want you to be my mate. 1133 01:18:16,804 --> 01:18:19,295 One, two, three, four, 1134 01:18:19,340 --> 01:18:21,604 You're the one that I adore. 1135 01:18:21,642 --> 01:18:24,076 Five, six, seven, eight, 1136 01:18:24,111 --> 01:18:27,137 Don't run from me 'cause this is fate. 1137 01:18:27,181 --> 01:18:30,150 # Breathe into my hands # 1138 01:18:30,184 --> 01:18:34,211 # Or cup them like a glass to drink from. # 1139 01:18:40,194 --> 01:18:41,889 I love you. 1140 01:18:44,231 --> 01:18:45,095 Megan... 1141 01:18:45,132 --> 01:18:47,896 you stop it, this instant. 1142 01:18:47,935 --> 01:18:50,961 'Cause you will wallow in the smut 1143 01:18:51,005 --> 01:18:52,734 of your homosexual depravity 1144 01:18:52,773 --> 01:18:54,365 for the rest of your life. 1145 01:19:01,115 --> 01:19:03,276 Go, come on, let's go. 1146 01:19:03,317 --> 01:19:05,808 - (engine starts) - Megan! 1147 01:19:08,222 --> 01:19:09,450 Wait! 1148 01:19:14,862 --> 01:19:18,389 # Are you still, still breathing? # 1149 01:19:22,636 --> 01:19:26,299 # Are you still, still breathing? # 1150 01:19:26,340 --> 01:19:30,208 # Are you still, still breathing? # 1151 01:19:31,145 --> 01:19:33,773 # Breathe into my hands # 1152 01:19:33,814 --> 01:19:39,184 # Or cup them like a glass to drink from # 1153 01:19:39,219 --> 01:19:41,653 # Breathe into my hands # 1154 01:19:41,688 --> 01:19:46,284 # Or cup them like a glass to drink from. # 1155 01:19:46,326 --> 01:19:47,657 (applause) 1156 01:19:51,131 --> 01:19:53,065 My name is Peter, 1157 01:19:53,100 --> 01:19:54,226 and... 1158 01:19:54,268 --> 01:19:57,635 my daughter is a homosexual. 1159 01:19:58,672 --> 01:20:00,970 All: Hello, Peter. 1160 01:20:15,556 --> 01:20:19,686 # What do they know when they say I'm too young? # 1161 01:20:19,726 --> 01:20:24,425 # As I get older and until my life is done # 1162 01:20:24,465 --> 01:20:29,266 # I'll be the one who had love that was true # 1163 01:20:29,303 --> 01:20:33,399 # They all had nothing and I had you # 1164 01:20:33,440 --> 01:20:35,465 # We'll be together forever in love # 1165 01:20:35,509 --> 01:20:37,568 # Together forever in love # 1166 01:20:37,611 --> 01:20:40,512 # Together forever in love # 1167 01:20:51,658 --> 01:20:56,425 # I'll be your reason for starting your day # 1168 01:20:56,463 --> 01:21:01,196 # You'll be my true love in every way # 1169 01:21:01,235 --> 01:21:05,365 # I'll always need you I promise that now # 1170 01:21:05,405 --> 01:21:10,138 # Through good and bad as long as this life will allow # 1171 01:21:10,177 --> 01:21:12,645 # We'll be together forever in love # 1172 01:21:12,679 --> 01:21:14,840 # Together forever in love # 1173 01:21:14,882 --> 01:21:18,841 # Together forever in love # 1174 01:21:18,886 --> 01:21:21,252 # My life is for living # 1175 01:21:21,288 --> 01:21:25,486 # I'll spend mine giving you all that I can # 1176 01:21:25,526 --> 01:21:28,290 # My heart and my hand # 1177 01:21:37,504 --> 01:21:42,771 # My life with you will shine brighter than gold # 1178 01:21:42,809 --> 01:21:47,712 # Memories of heaven for when I get old # 1179 01:21:47,748 --> 01:21:52,082 # Never again will I wanna run away # 1180 01:21:52,119 --> 01:21:56,715 # I didn't think that I could ever feel this way # 1181 01:21:56,757 --> 01:21:59,351 # We'll be together forever in love # 1182 01:21:59,393 --> 01:22:01,691 # Together forever in love # 1183 01:22:01,728 --> 01:22:06,995 # Together forever in love # 1184 01:22:08,735 --> 01:22:11,329 # Together forever in love. # 1185 01:22:36,263 --> 01:22:37,890 # Open the door # 1186 01:22:37,931 --> 01:22:40,092 # Walk in behind her # 1187 01:22:40,133 --> 01:22:42,397 # Draw back your bow # 1188 01:22:42,436 --> 01:22:44,427 # Let it remind her # 1189 01:22:44,471 --> 01:22:46,530 # No one's around # 1190 01:22:46,573 --> 01:22:48,632 # No need to fake it # 1191 01:22:48,675 --> 01:22:50,609 # She's not in love # 1192 01:22:50,644 --> 01:22:53,511 # How can she take it? # 1193 01:23:01,655 --> 01:23:03,623 # Give her the time # 1194 01:23:03,657 --> 01:23:05,818 # She'll know you mean it # 1195 01:23:05,859 --> 01:23:07,850 # Make up her mind # 1196 01:23:07,894 --> 01:23:10,192 # Throw in her feelings # 1197 01:23:10,230 --> 01:23:12,255 # Open the door # 1198 01:23:12,299 --> 01:23:14,460 # Have her jump through it # 1199 01:23:14,501 --> 01:23:16,526 # She fell in love # 1200 01:23:16,570 --> 01:23:18,629 # How could she do it? # 1201 01:23:18,672 --> 01:23:21,766 # Do you know, do you know # 1202 01:23:21,808 --> 01:23:24,208 # What you're missing, what you're missing # 1203 01:23:24,244 --> 01:23:27,907 # Will show, if you should try to kiss her? # 1204 01:23:27,948 --> 01:23:30,746 # Do you know, do you know # 1205 01:23:30,784 --> 01:23:33,378 # What you're missing, what you're missing # 1206 01:23:33,420 --> 01:23:37,186 # Will show, if you should try to kiss her? # 1207 01:23:37,224 --> 01:23:39,454 # You should try to kiss her # 1208 01:23:50,537 --> 01:23:52,334 # Crazy galore # 1209 01:23:52,372 --> 01:23:54,738 # You wouldn't do it # 1210 01:23:54,775 --> 01:23:56,709 # Seen it before # 1211 01:23:56,743 --> 01:23:59,234 # Looks like you blew it # 1212 01:23:59,279 --> 01:24:02,214 # Do you know, do you know # 1213 01:24:02,249 --> 01:24:04,843 # What you're missing, what you're missing # 1214 01:24:04,885 --> 01:24:08,286 # Will show, if you should try to kiss her? # 1215 01:24:08,322 --> 01:24:11,382 # Do you know, do you know # 1216 01:24:11,425 --> 01:24:13,916 # What you're missing, what you're missing # 1217 01:24:13,960 --> 01:24:17,760 # Will show, if you should try to kiss her? # 1218 01:24:17,798 --> 01:24:20,096 # You should try to kiss her # 1219 01:24:20,133 --> 01:24:23,159 # Do you know, do you know # 1220 01:24:23,203 --> 01:24:25,694 # What you're missing, what you're missing # 1221 01:24:25,739 --> 01:24:29,573 # Will show, if you should try to kiss her? # 1222 01:24:29,609 --> 01:24:32,510 # Do you know, do you know # 1223 01:24:32,546 --> 01:24:35,106 # What you're missing, what you're missing # 1224 01:24:35,148 --> 01:24:38,914 # Will show, if you should try to kiss her? # 1225 01:24:38,952 --> 01:24:41,250 # You should try to kiss her # 1226 01:24:41,288 --> 01:24:43,722 # Just put up your fister # 1227 01:24:43,757 --> 01:24:49,753 # You should try to kiss her goodbye. # 1228 01:24:59,072 --> 01:25:01,506 # Swish with me # 1229 01:25:01,541 --> 01:25:03,873 # And I'll swish with you # 1230 01:25:05,946 --> 01:25:08,813 # That's right, get down # 1231 01:25:08,849 --> 01:25:10,407 # Everybody swish to the left # 1232 01:25:10,450 --> 01:25:12,611 # That's right, get down... #