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It seems today that all you see
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Is violence in movies and sex on TV
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But where are those
good old-fashioned values
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On which we used to rely?
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Lucky there's a family guy
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Lucky there's a man
who positively can do
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All the things that make us
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Laugh and cry
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He's... a... Fam... ily... Guy.
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- Synced and corrected by AlexandreMT -
www.addic7ed.com
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So what's the big emergency?
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Why did everyone
have to come in on a Monday?
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I'm afraid we have troubling news.
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Due to budget cuts, we'll
be laying off one employee.
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The Internet pretty much
only lets us fire white males,
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so if you're not
a white male, you're safe.
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- So, is Derek Jeter safe?
- Safe!
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- What?
- He's half black.
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- What? What do you need, glasses?
- No, I don't need glasses.
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He's white by a mile. He tucks...
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You're the one who needs glasses.
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And what happened to this kind
of coach-umpire confrontation?
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- I know, I miss it, too.
- It used to happen a lot in the '70s
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but doesn't seem to happen
that much anymore.
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to a bygone era when
men settled their differences
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I agree. That's what we're doing now.
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Thrusting their chests into one another.
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I miss having a guy yell in my mouth.
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And while we're talking about stuff,
I've never cleaned my ice trays.
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- Oh, you have to do that.
- Why do I have to?
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- You're poisoning your family.
- It's just water and water.
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Carrying an ice tray from
the freezer to the sink is like ringing
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- the damn dinner bell for arm hairs.
- Come to think of it,
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but I don't remember seeing a few
short hairs in my ice cubes
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Of course they're getting in there.
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- That I'm hoping were from my arm.
- Clean your trays.
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Oh, cool off, Griffin.
It is no big deal.
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It's just that someone's getting fired
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- in front of everybody tomorrow.
- Well, that sounds fine.
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I guess I'll just see you... What?!
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Old joke. You're out.
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- Old joke? I put my own twist on it.
- There was no twist.
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Oh, you're crazy.
It was a tip of the hat to my son.
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If anything,
it's a gift to our long-time viewers.
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Merry Christmas.
Here's a warmed-over turd
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from ten years ago.
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Okay, I can do this.
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No need to be nervous.
Just show 'em that I'm good at my job.
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That's it. Easy peasy.
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Hey there, PG.
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Been a minute.
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Hey, Ernie. I mean, I mean
Cookie Monst... I mean Bert.
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Bert. Sorry.
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Oh, it's okay, Peter.
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Just do what you would normally do.
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Pretend I'm not here.
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Oh, pretend you're not here? All right.
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God, that Bert is an idiot.
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What a pud.
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But I wouldn't mind
getting to know that Sheila
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a little better.
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She's got a great dumper.
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And by dumper,
I mean fecal thoroughfare.
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Should I...?
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Yeah, answer it.
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Could be important for the company.
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Goodbye?
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Ah, shoot. Opposite of that, yeah?
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Let's roll to the break room, Peter.
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We're ready to announce
who's getting fired.
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Oh, sure, if Sheila and her
wastemaker are gonna be there.
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Please stop talking about
my wife's anal processes.
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Opie, will you accept this stein?
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Bachelor Nick? Why are you here?
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They make me come to all these things.
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Cool. How's Vanessa?
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- We broke up.
- Aw.
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I would murder my family
for one hour with Corinne.
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Eh, she was a little young.
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You know how stupid you sound?
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Peter, take a step forward.
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I-I'm sorry. I-I keep messing up.
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You're seeing me at my worst.
I'm very nervous.
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My life is flashing before my eyes.
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And for some reason, it's all
just the sort of gay moments.
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Excuse me, is someone sitting here?
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Yes. My lover, Tom.
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Oh, Peter! I'm so happy you're okay.
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Whoa, you're alive?
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What happened?
Did I have a heart attack?
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No, you had a panic attack.
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Or, in medical terms,
"a heart attack for wussies."
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Hey, we have a bet going.
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Do you remember if you put
your wrist to your forehead
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like a nancy-boy when you fainted?
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I choose not to answer.
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Peter, you need to get
your stress under control.
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I'm texting you a link
to a collection of songs
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called yacht rock.
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Any time I'm feeling stressed,
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I play this music,
and it really mellows me out.
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- I think it'll work for you.
- Well, what is that? Is that like...
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Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da.
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No, no, it's more like...
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Ia, da, da, da, da
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Da, da, da, da, da.
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Oh, good. It's... Ia, da, da, da, da
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Da, da, da, da.
'Cause I don't like that.
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Da, da, da, ba, ba, ba.
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No, I assure you, it's... Ia, da, da, da
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Da, da, da, da, da, da, da.
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Now, if you'll excuse me,
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I have more music
to prescribe to sick patients.
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- So, Peter, you feeling better?
- Yeah, I guess.
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The doctor just said
I'm too stressed out.
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Did the doctor give you anything
to help, you know,
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mellow you out?
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¿Los drogas?
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No, he just gave me this link
for something called yacht rock.
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This one's called "Summer Breeze,"
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and it makes me feel fine.
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This music... I...
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I feel like I'm dirty dancing
with a sunset.
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Uh, guys, there's a yacht rock cruise
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that leaves
from the Quahog Marina tomorrow.
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And I'm not even kidding.
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You know what, guys? We haven't
gone anywhere in a long time.
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So, let's do it.
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Cleveland, buy those tickets,
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'cause the guys are going
on a yacht rock cruise.
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- Yeah!
- Awesome!
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Peter? Is that you?
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- Do I know you?
- I-It's me. Lyle?
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From the other side of the aquarium?
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I-I... I don't... I don't know you.
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I-I don't... I don't know
what you're talking about.
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But I did know
what he was talking about.
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I spent the next two and a half years
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cruising various aquariums.
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I never did find Lyle.
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Also, I didn't quite clear the table.
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I got to say, Peter, I had
reservations about this cruise,
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but you do seem more relaxed.
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Hey, good thing I had reservations
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on this cruise, huh?
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I don't mind dad jokes.
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Everyone's included.
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Looks like mine won't be the only tail
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I'll be chasing this week.
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- Hey. What the...
- All dogs have to be crated below deck.
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Stewie, help!
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I knew this was a possibility, so I put
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a 1982 Mattel Electronic
Baseball game in your bag.
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Okay, that's something.
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The battery might be
a little old, though.
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Peter, you brought your family?
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This was supposed to be a guys' trip.
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Please don't tell Donna.
- Please don't tell Bonnie.
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- She hasn't been on a vacation...
- She'll kill me if...
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- Please, Lois, please.
- Please, Lois.
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- Promise me. Here, look,
- Promise me first.
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- I'm putting money
- Here's my gun. Do you want it?
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- In your purse.
- I-I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you.
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I'm sending a selfie
to Bonnie and Donna.
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Cruise, bitches.
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- Don't hit send, please don't hit send.
- Please don't hit send.
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And... send.
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You son of a bitch.
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- I told you.
- What did he do now?
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He don't listen to you.
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He don't listen to you.
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What is it, Bonnie?
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Nothing, Father Monaghan.
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- Well, this sucks now.
- Our whole trip's ruined,
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thanks to you, Peter.
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Thank God Bonnie's got Father Monaghan
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for spiritual counsel.
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Well, it's not my fault
you guys are too stupid
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to understand what the plan was.
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The plan was clear.
You're the stupid one.
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What?
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Sailing takes me away...
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- What were we fighting about?
- I don't know.
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My cares have all suddenly melted away.
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Are my toes tapping?
I feel like my toes are tapping.
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Nah, there's a seagull
pecking at your foot.
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Whenever I wear my Tevas,
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my toes are up for grabs.
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Hey, Cleveland, this is us.
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You guys got to stop by later.
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Snuck on a little of this action.
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What? You guys are sharing a room?
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- You're adults.
- I'm not paying full price for a room.
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Have some self-respect. You're 40.
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It's not like
we're gonna be in there much.
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Too busy scoping trim.
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I may bail to the room to catch a nap.
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Right behind you, roomie.
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After we wake,
we gonna fire up that Keurig.
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Oh, yeah, that's why I brought
along a couple of these babies.
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Wait, there's only one bed.
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I know. We're going head to toe.
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Say hello to your pillow.
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Hi there, do you know if singer
and songwriter Bob Welch
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is on board yet?
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He's not, because he died in 2012.
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Can you give me a moment?
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Sentimental gentle wind
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Blowing through my life again...
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I can't believe Bob Welch
is really gone.
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Gentle one...
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Hey... we just heard about Bob Welch.
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Blowing through my life again...
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Yeah.
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Who the (BLEEP) is Bob Welch?
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Okay, for the first game,
I choose Alan Parsons
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as my teammate, but not The Project.
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I want nothing to do with them.
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We'll play Joe and Loggins.
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- Thanks for picking me, Peter.
- No problem.
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"Crosby, Stills, Nash"
to see who goes first?
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Crosby, Stills, Nash, shoot.
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- Nash. I win.
- No, Crosby eats Nash.
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- Stills snorts Crosby.
- What does Nash do?
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Nash smokes Stills.
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So, Kenny, "Footloose."
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Not really a song for everyone.
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Well, maybe you'd prefer my song
in Caddyshack, "I'm Alright."
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Wh-What, do you think I'm stupid
because I'm in a chair?
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I'll pull the tape, guy.
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The gopher sang that song.
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This is so exciting.
What do you want to do tonight?
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What if we just go see a movie?
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We can see a movie at home.
We need to go out.
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Shake things up.
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We're here to experience
new things, be other people.
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Mm-hmm.
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How much wine have you had tonight?
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Maybe we could hang out
with that nice couple
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- we met the other day.
- The Federmans?
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Why do you always want
to hang out with other people
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when we're on vacation?
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It's just nice to meet new people.
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Right, because I'm so interested
in the medical supply business.
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- Why do you always do that?
- Do what?
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Diminish people.
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Oh, that's why.
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00:11:04,880 --> 00:11:07,982
Well, I feel like this has
become a referendum on me,
249
00:11:07,983 --> 00:11:11,002
and I don't appreciate it.
250
00:11:12,087 --> 00:11:14,221
Did you pack my dandruff shampoo?
251
00:11:14,222 --> 00:11:15,689
No.
252
00:11:15,690 --> 00:11:18,425
Then I guess this black shirt is out.
253
00:11:18,426 --> 00:11:20,794
You just want to hang out
with Doug Federman.
254
00:11:20,795 --> 00:11:23,397
What? That's... that's the wine talking.
255
00:11:23,398 --> 00:11:25,599
What does Doug Federman have
that I don't?
256
00:11:25,600 --> 00:11:27,268
A job.
257
00:11:27,269 --> 00:11:30,437
I'm going to watch the magic
show in the Cognac Club.
258
00:11:30,438 --> 00:11:32,172
Why, because there's
a two-drink minimum?
259
00:11:32,173 --> 00:11:34,975
Oh, you shut up!
260
00:11:34,976 --> 00:11:36,310
Thank you.
261
00:11:36,311 --> 00:11:38,779
For my next trick,
I'll need a volunteer.
262
00:11:38,780 --> 00:11:41,148
- How about you, sir?
- No, I don't want to!
263
00:11:41,149 --> 00:11:43,659
I don't want to do it.
264
00:11:46,521 --> 00:11:49,356
Bell, Biv, DeVoe, shoot.
265
00:11:49,357 --> 00:11:51,392
- Gotcha.
- What do you mean?
266
00:11:51,393 --> 00:11:53,627
I win. Bell bivs DeVoe.
267
00:11:53,628 --> 00:11:56,230
Dude, you can't "biv" someone.
Biv's a guy.
268
00:11:56,231 --> 00:11:59,600
Everybody on this cruise is boring.
269
00:12:01,763 --> 00:12:05,639
I can show you where there's
a whole pile of those.
270
00:12:06,853 --> 00:12:08,025
Cigarette butts?
271
00:12:08,026 --> 00:12:10,477
Yeah. The wind blows them all
to this one spot.
272
00:12:10,478 --> 00:12:12,346
It's right by where the seagulls crap.
273
00:12:12,347 --> 00:12:15,516
It's my job to clean it up.
That's how I know about it.
274
00:12:15,517 --> 00:12:18,018
You must know a lot about crap.
275
00:12:18,019 --> 00:12:19,687
You're not from here, are you?
276
00:12:19,688 --> 00:12:22,089
From the cruise? No. I'm from a town.
277
00:12:22,090 --> 00:12:24,024
You want to mess around
on some damp towels
278
00:12:24,025 --> 00:12:25,426
next to where the seagulls crap?
279
00:12:25,427 --> 00:12:26,860
It wasn't seagulls.
280
00:12:26,861 --> 00:12:28,696
I got locked out of my room earlier.
281
00:12:28,697 --> 00:12:30,030
Oh.
282
00:12:30,031 --> 00:12:32,433
- Why is your poop white?
- I don't know.
283
00:12:32,434 --> 00:12:35,936
I've been dealing with
fecal albinism my whole life.
284
00:12:35,937 --> 00:12:38,973
All I want to do
in the middle of the evening
285
00:12:38,974 --> 00:12:41,375
Is hold you tight
286
00:12:41,376 --> 00:12:45,045
Rosanna, Rosanna
287
00:12:45,046 --> 00:12:47,448
I didn't know you were
looking for more than
288
00:12:47,449 --> 00:12:49,216
I could ever be...
289
00:12:49,217 --> 00:12:50,651
Hey, what are you guys up to?
290
00:12:50,652 --> 00:12:53,554
We're making a food spread in room 103.
291
00:12:53,555 --> 00:12:54,655
Come on by.
292
00:12:54,656 --> 00:12:57,124
Grab some cocktail sauce on your way.
293
00:12:57,125 --> 00:13:00,294
Oh, wait. Never mind.
294
00:13:00,295 --> 00:13:01,962
Aah! Damn it.
295
00:13:01,963 --> 00:13:05,632
We're watching Michael Clayton
on DVD later. Be there.
296
00:13:08,937 --> 00:13:12,473
By the way, I, uh,
heard about Bob Welch.
297
00:13:12,474 --> 00:13:14,208
I'm sorry.
298
00:13:14,209 --> 00:13:16,610
Don't know what else to say.
299
00:13:16,611 --> 00:13:19,513
- Sending good vibes.
- Yeah...
300
00:13:19,514 --> 00:13:21,115
Can you give me a moment?
301
00:13:21,116 --> 00:13:24,151
Sentimental gentle wind
302
00:13:24,152 --> 00:13:27,421
Blowing through my life again
303
00:13:27,422 --> 00:13:29,256
Sentimental Lady...
304
00:13:29,257 --> 00:13:31,892
- Bob Welch?
- Bob Welch.
305
00:13:31,893 --> 00:13:34,128
- Hey, aren't you the captain?
- Yes.
306
00:13:34,129 --> 00:13:37,106
Well, if you're here,
who's driving the boat?
307
00:13:38,033 --> 00:13:40,167
Oh, my God!
308
00:13:44,418 --> 00:13:47,274
Wow, I've never seen someone
eat so many powdered Donettes
309
00:13:47,275 --> 00:13:48,609
in half an hour before.
310
00:13:48,610 --> 00:13:49,843
Yeah, I was really hungry,
311
00:13:49,844 --> 00:13:51,712
and I didn't like
what they had at dinner.
312
00:13:51,713 --> 00:13:55,064
I think we may have solved
your fecal albinism.
313
00:13:55,065 --> 00:13:56,817
I love you, Meg.
314
00:13:56,818 --> 00:13:58,819
Oh, my God,
315
00:13:58,820 --> 00:14:01,021
no one's ever told me that before.
316
00:14:01,022 --> 00:14:03,190
This is the best night of my li...
317
00:14:28,683 --> 00:14:31,185
Listen to all those idiots fall.
318
00:14:31,186 --> 00:14:33,821
- Honey, don't revel in it.
- Hey, I need this.
319
00:14:33,822 --> 00:14:35,989
I just found out Bob Welch died.
320
00:14:35,990 --> 00:14:38,592
Sentimental gentle wind
321
00:14:38,593 --> 00:14:40,194
Blowing...
322
00:14:40,195 --> 00:14:42,763
- Aah! What are we gonna do?
- I don't know.
323
00:14:42,764 --> 00:14:46,300
And, look, Oates is hanging on
to Hall for dear life.
324
00:14:47,902 --> 00:14:50,504
What else is new? He's been
doing that for 40 years.
325
00:14:50,505 --> 00:14:53,674
Ha, ha. Yeah, make fun of more people
326
00:14:53,675 --> 00:14:55,776
more successful than you.
327
00:14:55,777 --> 00:14:57,344
He's a millionaire.
328
00:14:57,345 --> 00:14:59,379
You're nothing.
329
00:15:15,654 --> 00:15:17,889
Oh, thank God we're all okay.
330
00:15:17,890 --> 00:15:19,991
Looks like Oates wasn't so lucky.
331
00:15:28,400 --> 00:15:30,668
Guys, it's me, Kenny Loggins.
332
00:15:30,669 --> 00:15:32,169
First of all, I'm all right.
333
00:15:32,170 --> 00:15:33,571
Don't nobody worry about me.
334
00:15:33,572 --> 00:15:35,006
Gopher!
335
00:15:35,007 --> 00:15:37,775
This boat has flipped over.
We need to get up to the hull.
336
00:15:37,776 --> 00:15:39,243
There's a spot in the propeller room
337
00:15:39,244 --> 00:15:41,078
where the hull's only an inch thick.
338
00:15:41,079 --> 00:15:43,047
Maybe we can try to cut our way out...
339
00:15:47,452 --> 00:15:50,454
Hey, you sons of bitches!
340
00:15:51,790 --> 00:15:53,090
This is Chad!
341
00:15:53,091 --> 00:15:55,426
He's my boyfriend. We love each other.
342
00:15:55,427 --> 00:15:58,162
We said it and everything.
343
00:16:02,334 --> 00:16:03,792
A little help?
344
00:16:41,540 --> 00:16:42,707
Hi-yah!
345
00:16:57,850 --> 00:16:59,824
Preesh.
346
00:17:14,673 --> 00:17:16,841
Guys, we got to get out of here.
347
00:17:33,658 --> 00:17:35,960
- You're alive.
- And well.
348
00:17:35,961 --> 00:17:38,629
We got to get out of here. The
water levels are rising fast.
349
00:17:38,630 --> 00:17:40,431
I'll just grab an apple real quick.
350
00:17:40,432 --> 00:17:43,200
Granny Smith? What,
do you got a oven in your mouth?
351
00:17:43,201 --> 00:17:46,670
- Huh?
- Pie apple. It's a pie apple.
352
00:17:46,671 --> 00:17:48,539
I like a good Red Delicious.
353
00:17:48,540 --> 00:17:50,408
Oh, does your mouth have a lid on it?
354
00:17:50,409 --> 00:17:51,776
What are you talking about?
355
00:17:51,777 --> 00:17:54,712
That's a garbage apple.
May as well eat a Honeycrisp.
356
00:17:54,713 --> 00:17:57,314
- What's wrong with that one?
- Science apple.
357
00:17:57,315 --> 00:18:00,117
Made in a lab
with test tubes and beakers.
358
00:18:00,118 --> 00:18:02,553
Well, what apples do you like?
359
00:18:02,554 --> 00:18:04,955
Fuji for eating, crab for huckin'.
360
00:18:04,956 --> 00:18:06,791
That's a prankster's apple.
361
00:18:06,792 --> 00:18:09,527
Gosh, Cleveland, I had no idea
you knew so much about apples.
362
00:18:09,528 --> 00:18:12,663
- Hmm. Did you ever ask?
- No, I guess I didn't.
363
00:18:12,664 --> 00:18:14,165
Hmm.
364
00:18:22,774 --> 00:18:26,077
I can't open it!
365
00:18:26,078 --> 00:18:28,546
There's too much water
pushing from the other side!
366
00:18:28,547 --> 00:18:30,014
So we're stuck?
367
00:18:30,015 --> 00:18:32,583
Yeah, unless we can
somehow tip the boat.
368
00:18:32,584 --> 00:18:34,585
Maybe we can.
369
00:18:34,586 --> 00:18:36,487
What are you talking about,
Michael McDonald?
370
00:18:36,488 --> 00:18:38,222
The timbre in my voice
371
00:18:38,223 --> 00:18:40,491
Allows me to communicate with whales.
372
00:18:40,492 --> 00:18:42,460
Maybe they can help.
373
00:19:26,638 --> 00:19:28,472
Oh, we... oh, we found him.
374
00:19:28,473 --> 00:19:31,075
(BLEEP)! You guys left me
down there to drown.
375
00:19:31,076 --> 00:19:33,511
Technically, we left you
up there to drown.
376
00:19:33,512 --> 00:19:36,180
- The boat flipped.
- You know what you did.
377
00:19:36,181 --> 00:19:38,249
I think the only way
to teach you a lesson
378
00:19:38,250 --> 00:19:40,551
is to dog-shake and get you all wet.
379
00:19:40,552 --> 00:19:41,986
- No, Brian, don't!
- I'm doing it.
380
00:19:44,656 --> 00:19:45,923
All right, we're even.
381
00:19:48,944 --> 00:19:50,628
Well, we found the thinnest part
of the hull,
382
00:19:50,629 --> 00:19:52,363
but it's still an inch thick.
383
00:19:52,364 --> 00:19:56,000
Yeah, of steel. How are we
supposed to get through that?
384
00:20:11,789 --> 00:20:14,791
Man, that was crazy.
385
00:20:16,782 --> 00:20:18,135
I'm Casey Kasem.
386
00:20:18,136 --> 00:20:20,050
Coming in at number seven
on the countdown,
387
00:20:20,051 --> 00:20:22,720
that was Peter Griffin
with "Yacht Rocky,"
388
00:20:22,721 --> 00:20:24,310
down three spots.
389
00:20:24,311 --> 00:20:25,823
Now for our number six.
390
00:20:25,824 --> 00:20:27,425
Number six.
391
00:20:27,426 --> 00:20:30,526
We'll start with a letter
from Melanie in Kansas.
392
00:20:30,527 --> 00:20:32,767
She writes, "Dear Casey,
393
00:20:32,768 --> 00:20:35,599
"is Christopher Cross
as nice as he seems?
394
00:20:35,600 --> 00:20:37,859
"Also, aren't you dead?
395
00:20:37,860 --> 00:20:39,403
"And why did your large wife
396
00:20:39,404 --> 00:20:41,814
"hide your body from your children?"
397
00:20:41,815 --> 00:20:45,276
Well, the answer to your first
question is a resounding yes.
398
00:20:45,277 --> 00:20:48,086
Christopher Cross
is a perfect gentleman.
399
00:20:48,087 --> 00:20:49,793
And as for the second question,
400
00:20:49,794 --> 00:20:51,059
you're correct, Melanie.
401
00:20:51,060 --> 00:20:52,465
I'm extremely dead,
402
00:20:52,466 --> 00:20:55,204
and I do wish my children
could have closure.
403
00:20:55,205 --> 00:20:57,650
Honey, if you're listening, please,
404
00:20:57,651 --> 00:21:00,107
just put my body in the ground.
405
00:21:00,108 --> 00:21:02,472
And now back to the countdown.