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♪ It seems today
that all you see ♪

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♪ Is violence in movies
and sex on TV ♪

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♪ But where are those
good old-fashioned values ♪

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♪ On which we used to rely? ♪

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♪ Lucky there's a family guy ♪

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♪ Lucky there's a man who
positively can do ♪

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♪ All the things that make us ♪

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♪ Laugh and cry ♪

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♪ He's... a...
Fam... ily... Guy! ♪

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I tell you, Sundays are
the best, aren't they?

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You said it, chief.

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Hey, Chris,
what's the name of the girl

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on the end of the couch?
I'm sure I've met her before.

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I'll introduce myself to her.
That'll get her to say it.

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[clears throat]
Hi. I'm Chris.

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Hi, Chris.

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Well, that didn't work.

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ANNOUNCER [over TV]:
This Sunday at the Quahog
Convention Center,

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it's Streaming-Con.

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All your favorite YouTubers,
Instagrammers,

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social media mavens and digital influencers under one roof.

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Social media? Better swap
my glasses for a monocle

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that will pop out whenI'm confronted with modern talk.

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LOL at thousands of the hottest
Vimeos, memes,

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-epic fails.
-Heavens!

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Meet disgraced YouTube star
Logan Paul and his cool bus,

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the Golden Throated
Homeless Guy

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and his cool bus he poops in,

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-Newly Sober Cat...
-[cat mews]

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-formerly Grumpy Cat...
-[cat groans]

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-and teen influencers
Tyler Oakley...
-Who?

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-Lele Pons...
-What?

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-GloZell...
-Where?

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-Joey Graceffa!
-When?

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-Sunday. I already said that.
-Oh, I'm so embarrassed.

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With special guest star,
everyone's favorite

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Internet how-to whiz,
Corey fromCorey's World.

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What's going on, guys?
I'm Corey fromCorey's World.

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And I'm gonna be
live and in-person

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at the Quahog Streaming-Con,

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where you'll see
I'm only five-foot-two.

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And remember, that Nazi stuff
I said was in the heat

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of a very competitive
Halo game.

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And congratulations
to Goldblatt69,

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whose people definitely
do not control the media

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and all banking.

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Dad, can we go to Streaming-Con?

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Well, I wasn't watching
all that closely.

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Is it like a rodeo?

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Um, sure.

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We're going to Streaming-Con!
Giddyup!

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Looks like someone's
going to Streaming-Con.

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Rope a doggy for me.

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Oh, awesome. Look over there.
You can take a selfie

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in a hospital bed
to get social media attention.

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"Don't really want to get
into it, but I'm fine."

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[rapid chiming]

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Oh, boy. Well, this is
the last thing I wanted.

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I'm gonna do a Instagram story
here where I insult a loner

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and it becomes a whole thing.

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What's up, everybody?I'm here at Streaming-Con 2019.

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Weird ponytail.

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They got a whole booth
of cat GIFs here.

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Jiff?

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How-how do you say... Uh-oh.

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Hey, man, I didn't say anythingto that guy.

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This is ridiculous.
You're hurting my wrist!

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So check this out, guys.

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I got kicked out
of Streaming-Con 2019.

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Now, I don't know if anyone
watching this is a lawyer,

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especially
a constitutional lawyer,

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-but...
-[knocking on window]

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Hey.

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Hey, guys,
so I'm in my own trunk.

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Uh, I think
I'm gonna get murdered.

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Uh, but before I do, I forgot,

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I'm supposed
to mention Triscuits.

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Really,
all the Nabisco products,

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they're-they're solid.

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You know, like,
on the back of Triscuits

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when they give you
the recipes for those snacks?

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Like, the-the mini pizzas?

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I swear to God,
make those little pizzas.

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Hashtag it:
#PetesTriscuitLifeHacks.

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Go ahead and check it out.
Recipe in bio.

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-[tires screech]
-Whoa!

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[panting]:
I got away.

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Hey, guys, I'm in an Uber,
heading back to Streaming-Con.

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Uh, man bun alert.

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ANNOUNCER: Now seating for
Corey: The Live Experience.

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All religions welcome.

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That's us! Come on, everyone!

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Hey, where's Brian?

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Hey, you know how Snapchat
puts a fake dog tongue on you?

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-How'd you like a real one?
-[both gasp]

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-That was bad.
-Eh, times have changed.

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Three years ago,
I would've been a hero.

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Three years ago,
they would've been 12.

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I need a nap.

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Brian, turn on the heat and NPR.

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RADIO HOST: We now return
to NPR'sFresh Air.

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TERRY GROSS: My guest today
is a white music writer

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who has written a book
about the history of hip-hop.

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-[snoring]
-Stewie's loss.

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I'm sure this'll be
an enriching discussion.

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Hip-hop has its roots in the call-and-response tradition

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of the Southern black
Baptist church.

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[snoring]

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[tires screech]

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[tires screech]

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[yawns]

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Well, a nap was
just what the doctor ordered.

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-I feel like a new...
-And, of course, you can't
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without mentioning
Gil Scott-Heron...

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[both snoring]

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[crowd cheering,
dance music playing]

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[cameras clicking]

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What's going on, guys?

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I'm Corey from Corey's World.

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And today, I'm gonna show you
how anyone can become

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an Internet celebrity, like me,Corey from Corey's World.

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I bet you can't make my daughterMeg an Internet celebrity.

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Dad, stop.

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No, stand up, young lady.

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Rectangle body, fridge bod,
untapped market.

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Go with that.

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Everybody, hashtag
#FridgeBodMeg.

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[chuckles]
You're welcome.

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-[phone vibrates]
-[gasps] Oh, my God, Dad!

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I'm trending on Twitter.

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That's awesome, Meg.

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I say we celebrate
by eating Triscuit pizzas.

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-Is it good?-The recipe's right on the box.

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-Yeah, but is it good?
-You can make them

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with ingredients you probably
already have in the house.

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-Dad, what does it taste like?
-That's right.

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Ugh! It's like I dropped
a tomato in some hay.

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Yeah, it's like
if a horse made a pizza.

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Triscuits: make sure
you have a drink nearby.

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All right, Meg, now thatyou're an Internet personality,

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we got to build your brand.

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Is there anything you can do?

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Uh, yeah, actually, I can...

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[bleep]

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[exhales]:
I-Is...

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Is there anything you can do
in front of your dad?

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-I can shuffle a deck of cards.-Oh, good.

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With my...

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[bleep]

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All right, we're taking your
bedroom door off the hinges.

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Is the lady who owns
the Prius here?

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-Uh, actually, that's me.
-Oh, well, your wife's car
is totaled.

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-It's my car.
-Sorry.

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We were, however,
able to save your purse.

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It's a gender-fluid
Euro carrier.

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Either way, we'll have it towedback to San Francisco.

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Hey, there are plenty of closergay cities, you big ape.

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How did this turn into my fight?

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You're gonna need a loaner.

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We have a pink Volkswagen Beetleyou might feel comfortable in.

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[gasps] Ooh, Brian,
we could be two in the pink!

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Take that one! Take that one!

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Yeah, I'm thinking
of something sportier.

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-The red Miata it is.
-Give me your manliest car!

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Bill, I need a Hummer.

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BILL:
Again? You're insatiable.

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Wise guy.

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[engine rumbling]

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-[brakes squeak]
-Wow, that thing's big.

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Brian, it's night now.

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[insects chirping]

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What's up?
This is Refrigerator Meg.

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Thought I'd give you a tour
of my refrigerator lifestyle.

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Let's see
what we've got in here.

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Ooh, check, check, check it out!

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Boom! Mini cream!

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Oh, and what's this?
Strawberry yogurt?

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Is-is your girl Meg
some kind of health nut?

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No, turn it around:
35 grams of sugar!

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Yeah, through the roof!

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Check it, check it, what's this?

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A bacon drawer? Stacked.

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Rashers on rashers.Best part about these bad boys?

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Don't even have to cook them.

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Cook them right in your stomach!

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Wash it down
with a little cream!

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[stomach grumbling]

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[belches]

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[stomach grumbling]

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Oh, boy, that's-that's going
right through me.

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Sponsored by Oscar Mayer
and Land O'Lakes.

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If it's not Land O'Lakes,
it's not cream!

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-[farts]
-[knocking on door]

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PETER:
Hey, Meg?
You can't use the Charmin.

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You're now sponsored by
Safeway Rough 'n' Thin.

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Don't forget to wash the tip
of your middle finger

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-when you're done.
-[camera clicks]

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[computer chimes]

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Mom, we've got a problem.

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See, I-I promoted Magic Shellice cream topping on my channel,

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-so-so they sent me a ton of it.
-Yeah, so?

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Dad Han Solo'd himself.

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Oh, my God,
he's gonna suffocate.

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[clapping]

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I created a vanilla ice cream
Peter covered in Magic Shell.

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-Why?
-Because I must.

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Don't listen to him.
He's an imposter.

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-I'm the real Peter.
-No, you're not.

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I made you.
I'm the real Peter.

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Oh-oh, my God, I-I don't know
which one to believe.

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What do you mean?
I'm a guy, and he's ice cream.

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-[grunts]
-[gasps]

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Thank God, Lois.

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Does anyone mind
if I turn the thermostat down

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-to 32 degrees?
-[camera clicks]

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[computer chimes]

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♪ There ain't a reason on Earth
to waste it ♪

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♪ It ain't a crime
to be good to yourself ♪

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-♪ Lick it up ♪
-[phone vibrates]

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♪ Lick it up... ♪

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-Yeah?
-STEWIE: It's me.

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Can you change the station?

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[station changes,
"Lick It Up" playing]

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♪ Whoa, lick it up... ♪

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[station changes,
"Lick It Up" playing]

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♪ Don't need to wait... ♪

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♪ Oh... ♪

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♪ Oh, yeah... ♪

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Five different stations, all
playing "Lick It Up" by Kiss.

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Hummer.

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Well, it's nice of you
to once again drive me

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to day care, Brian.

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Sure. It's only
three klicks away.

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I just hope I don't
get branded a "Hummer guy."

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I can feel the Earth warming.

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No one needs a car this big.

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Yes, but I like howwhen you cut to an outside shot,

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Sam Elliott is narrating
your drive.

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SAM ELLIOTT [over radio]:
When you need to take
a talking baby to day care,

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you'll move mountains.

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And if the mountains
won't move,

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drive right over 'em.

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Hummer.

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And, yes,Big Lebowski fans,
I've seen the movie.

245
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I don't need to hear the lines.

246
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This place is paying Meg?
Uh, to do what?

247
00:11:02,357 --> 00:11:04,272
Nothing. When you have
a million followers,

248
00:11:04,315 --> 00:11:05,926
people just pay you to hang out.

249
00:11:05,969 --> 00:11:09,103
Yo, yo, yo! Everything here
is made with corn syrup!

250
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-Just drink the corn syrup!
-[cheering]

251
00:11:16,458 --> 00:11:18,634
[belches]

252
00:11:18,678 --> 00:11:19,983
[crowd gasps]

253
00:11:20,027 --> 00:11:21,724
Oh, my God, she collapsed!

254
00:11:21,768 --> 00:11:24,379
We got to get her
to the hospital.

255
00:11:24,422 --> 00:11:27,121
♪ Don't want to wait
till you know me better... ♪

256
00:11:27,164 --> 00:11:29,732
-Anybody need a ride
to the hospital?
-[music continues loudly]

257
00:11:29,776 --> 00:11:30,907
What?

258
00:11:30,951 --> 00:11:33,518
Does anybody need a ride
to the hospital?

259
00:11:33,562 --> 00:11:35,085
-How is she?
-[music continues loudly]

260
00:11:35,129 --> 00:11:37,479
-What?
-How is Meg?

261
00:11:37,522 --> 00:11:41,744
I'm worried!
Her pulse is very weak!

262
00:11:41,788 --> 00:11:44,704
Her middle finger smells weird.

263
00:11:46,967 --> 00:11:48,577
Meg has Type 2 diabetes.

264
00:11:48,620 --> 00:11:50,187
The one where you're
supposed to shame her,

265
00:11:50,231 --> 00:11:51,580
not feel sorry for her.

266
00:11:51,623 --> 00:11:53,930
But I need to drawa little more blood for the lab.

267
00:11:58,369 --> 00:12:00,154
As I suspected. Sap.

268
00:12:00,197 --> 00:12:02,896
-Vermont gold.
-I love sugaring season.

269
00:12:02,939 --> 00:12:04,288
Me too.

270
00:12:04,332 --> 00:12:07,857
"The moon, though slight,
was moon enough to show

271
00:12:07,901 --> 00:12:10,468
"On every tree
a bucket with a lid,

272
00:12:10,512 --> 00:12:13,994
And on black ground,
a bearskin rug of snow."

273
00:12:14,037 --> 00:12:17,127
Robert Frost,
"Evening In A Sugar Orchard."

274
00:12:17,171 --> 00:12:19,303
Robert Frost!

275
00:12:19,347 --> 00:12:21,175
What? Dad?

276
00:12:21,218 --> 00:12:23,786
It's okay, Meg.
You had a diabetic coma dream.

277
00:12:23,830 --> 00:12:27,007
Dad's still an idiot.
I'm still an idiot.

278
00:12:33,796 --> 00:12:37,408
Coming up, local anchor brings
a concealed weapon to work,

279
00:12:37,452 --> 00:12:39,106
as is his right.

280
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But first, popular
Internet star Meg Griffin

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has Type 2 diabetes,

282
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and is also the new face
of diabetes drug Pancresta.

283
00:12:47,854 --> 00:12:49,551
Refrigerator Meg here.

284
00:12:49,594 --> 00:12:53,076
If diabetes has you down,
get your insulin levels up

285
00:12:53,120 --> 00:12:54,556
with Pancresta.

286
00:12:54,599 --> 00:12:56,036
ANNOUNCER:
Pancresta may cause
heart disease,

287
00:12:56,079 --> 00:12:57,515
swelling, allergic reactions.

288
00:12:57,559 --> 00:12:58,995
Do not take Pancresta
if you are pregnant

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or plan on becoming pregnant.

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00:13:00,605 --> 00:13:01,998
If you have a problem
with addiction,

291
00:13:02,042 --> 00:13:04,305
do not take Pancresta, as smoking Pancresta may mimic

292
00:13:04,348 --> 00:13:06,046
the otherworldly high
of heroin.

293
00:13:06,089 --> 00:13:07,830
Chopping up and snorting
Pancresta may amplify

294
00:13:07,874 --> 00:13:10,006
and/or enhance
sexual experience.

295
00:13:10,050 --> 00:13:12,879
Rock concerts on Pancresta may be excessively transformative.

296
00:13:12,922 --> 00:13:14,837
Pancresta may cause
intense philosophical

297
00:13:14,881 --> 00:13:16,404
and scientific breakthroughs.

298
00:13:16,447 --> 00:13:18,493
Pancresta can be delivered
directly to your home,

299
00:13:18,536 --> 00:13:20,756
and since we're here, why not, we'll do a bump. [sniffs]

300
00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:22,889
Pancresta is not for everyone, just the sexy people.

301
00:13:22,932 --> 00:13:25,065
Lame losers should not
take Pancresta.

302
00:13:25,108 --> 00:13:26,457
Pancresta.

303
00:13:26,501 --> 00:13:29,373
Makes opiates look like
[bleep] baby aspirin.

304
00:13:31,985 --> 00:13:34,683
Meg, like everyone
who doesn't have diabetes,

305
00:13:34,726 --> 00:13:36,380
I'm not sure how it works,

306
00:13:36,424 --> 00:13:38,208
but I do know
you could go blind,

307
00:13:38,252 --> 00:13:41,037
you could have organ failure,
you could lose your feet.

308
00:13:41,081 --> 00:13:43,431
No amount of fame is worth this.

309
00:13:43,474 --> 00:13:45,607
James Woods High School
will also be saluting

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their own diabetic
Internet celebrity

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00:13:47,783 --> 00:13:50,003
with a pep rally in her honor
this Thursday.

312
00:13:50,046 --> 00:13:53,180
Sponsored by Pancresta,
which feels like being inside

313
00:13:53,223 --> 00:13:55,747
the warm, wet mouth
of the Lord.

314
00:13:57,314 --> 00:13:58,750
[engine starts]

315
00:14:02,319 --> 00:14:04,800
[tires screeching]

316
00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:07,237
You know, I think you like
driving this Hummer.

317
00:14:07,281 --> 00:14:08,891
You're a Hummer guy.

318
00:14:08,935 --> 00:14:11,763
I'm not a Hummer guy, Stewie.
I'm a responsible Prius driver

319
00:14:11,807 --> 00:14:13,722
who's making the best
of a bad situation.

320
00:14:13,765 --> 00:14:15,463
I didn't ask for this car.

321
00:14:15,506 --> 00:14:17,769
I also didn't ask for these
slowpokes in front of me.

322
00:14:17,813 --> 00:14:20,860
-Out of the way, you old bag!
-Brian, that's Paul McCartney

323
00:14:20,903 --> 00:14:23,601
doing "Carpool Karaoke" songs
we can afford.

324
00:14:23,645 --> 00:14:27,867
♪ She'll be coming 'round
the mountain when she comes ♪

325
00:14:27,910 --> 00:14:29,607
♪ Whoo! ♪

326
00:14:29,651 --> 00:14:32,001
[honks]

327
00:14:32,045 --> 00:14:33,829
How should we end
the scene, Brian?

328
00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:35,657
Sam Elliott
or Kiss "Lick it Up"?

329
00:14:35,700 --> 00:14:37,267
Why not both?

330
00:14:37,311 --> 00:14:39,487
SAM ELLIOTT:
"Lick it up. Lick it up.

331
00:14:39,530 --> 00:14:41,315
Oh, yeah."

332
00:14:41,358 --> 00:14:44,100
That's about all
I care to read of that.

333
00:14:49,671 --> 00:14:51,803
Refrigerator Meg here

334
00:14:51,847 --> 00:14:53,283
having one of
my favorite snacks:

335
00:14:53,327 --> 00:14:55,329
french fry sandwiches
on white bread.

336
00:14:55,372 --> 00:14:58,985
Bad sugars and starches
are the bomb!

337
00:14:59,028 --> 00:15:00,769
[wind whistling softly]

338
00:15:00,812 --> 00:15:02,553
[wind chimes jingle]

339
00:15:04,555 --> 00:15:07,907
Meg's feet are gone.
Rotted.

340
00:15:07,950 --> 00:15:10,692
I have a gift for knowing
when something bad happens

341
00:15:10,735 --> 00:15:14,609
to someone's legs,
kind of like a shining.

342
00:15:14,652 --> 00:15:16,698
[dramatic music playing]

343
00:15:20,571 --> 00:15:23,357
CLEVELAND:
How you doing, doc?

344
00:15:23,400 --> 00:15:24,358
[Peter shouts]

345
00:15:24,401 --> 00:15:26,926
[Cleveland screaming]

346
00:15:32,018 --> 00:15:33,628
[horror music sting]

347
00:15:35,412 --> 00:15:37,980
Oh, you were thirsty,
weren't you?

348
00:15:38,024 --> 00:15:39,547
Good girl. No!

349
00:15:39,590 --> 00:15:41,549
Good boy.
You're a boy car.

350
00:15:41,592 --> 00:15:43,551
-Yeah, that's weird. Stop that.-Stop what?

351
00:15:43,594 --> 00:15:44,987
The way you're
touching, feeding,

352
00:15:45,031 --> 00:15:48,077
-and talking to your car.
-His name is Mark McGrath.

353
00:15:48,121 --> 00:15:49,949
What's happened to you?

354
00:15:49,992 --> 00:15:52,908
I-I don't know. All I know
is I love this Hummer.

355
00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:54,431
God, the power.

356
00:15:54,475 --> 00:15:56,303
I deserved a sweet ride
for a little while.

357
00:15:56,346 --> 00:15:58,000
It felt so good.

358
00:15:58,044 --> 00:16:00,394
People turned their heads
when I pulled into Hooters,

359
00:16:00,437 --> 00:16:03,571
Lids, GNC. It's not fair!

360
00:16:03,614 --> 00:16:06,052
-How much creatine...
-I've been doing
a lot of creatine!

361
00:16:06,095 --> 00:16:08,054
-[car horn honks]
-All set.

362
00:16:08,097 --> 00:16:11,579
You can probably get another130,000 miles out of this thing.

363
00:16:11,622 --> 00:16:13,929
Well, let's see--
I drive about 4,000 a year,

364
00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:15,757
so when this car goes,
I'll be...

365
00:16:15,800 --> 00:16:17,280
Dead for 18 years.

366
00:16:18,455 --> 00:16:20,370
Let me just say goodbye
to the Hummer.

367
00:16:22,372 --> 00:16:24,679
I'll miss you, Mark McGrath.

368
00:16:24,722 --> 00:16:26,855
I'll miss scaring the hell
out of homeless people

369
00:16:26,898 --> 00:16:29,553
with your cruise-ship-grade
air horn.

370
00:16:29,597 --> 00:16:31,077
I'll miss catching
the eye of women

371
00:16:31,120 --> 00:16:33,905
smoking outside
of government buildings.

372
00:16:41,609 --> 00:16:44,438
But mostly, I'll miss driving
a military vehicle

373
00:16:44,481 --> 00:16:46,744
45 miles an hour
through a school zone

374
00:16:46,788 --> 00:16:49,051
-to get Crest Whitestrips.
-[glass shatters]

375
00:16:49,095 --> 00:16:52,141
The back side of this car
is all wrecked.

376
00:16:52,185 --> 00:16:53,838
Who fixed this thing, your wife?

377
00:16:53,882 --> 00:16:56,493
-No, she can't fix a car.
-That's my point.

378
00:16:56,537 --> 00:16:59,975
She passed away last month.
She was addicted to Pancresta,

379
00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:02,412
so she didn't so much
pass away as elevate

380
00:17:02,456 --> 00:17:04,719
to a higher level
of consciousness.

381
00:17:04,762 --> 00:17:08,462
Just turned into a smiling beamof light right before my eyes.

382
00:17:08,505 --> 00:17:11,117
She told me to be at peace,
and I was.

383
00:17:11,160 --> 00:17:13,641
I'm hearing a lot of good stuffabout this Pancresta.

384
00:17:13,684 --> 00:17:15,425
Sorry, Mr. Griffin.
I don't know what happened.

385
00:17:15,469 --> 00:17:16,774
Looks like you got the Hummer

386
00:17:16,818 --> 00:17:19,038
for another couple of days
at least.

387
00:17:20,126 --> 00:17:22,519
Stewie, why did you do it?

388
00:17:22,563 --> 00:17:24,391
Oh, you were having
so much fun, Bri.

389
00:17:24,434 --> 00:17:26,480
Besides, the Earth is on fire.

390
00:17:26,523 --> 00:17:29,004
One dog driving a Prius
won't fix that.

391
00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:32,529
-Where to?
-Let's do donuts
on Mark Ruffalo's lawn.

392
00:17:32,573 --> 00:17:34,966
-[tires screeching]
-BRIAN: Yeah!

393
00:17:35,010 --> 00:17:36,968
[laughs, whoops]

394
00:17:37,012 --> 00:17:39,058
Hey, come on, you guys.
Knock it off.

395
00:17:40,581 --> 00:17:42,670
Hey, why don't you
turn into the Hulk?

396
00:17:42,713 --> 00:17:44,454
Oh, right. You're just
a Hollywood sissy.

397
00:17:44,498 --> 00:17:45,890
I'm calling the cops!

398
00:17:45,934 --> 00:17:48,197
Oh, you hear that, Brian?
Hulk's calling the cops.

399
00:17:48,241 --> 00:17:50,112
[both laughing]

400
00:17:54,638 --> 00:17:56,945
SAM ELLIOTT:
Turns out old Mark
really was the Hulk.

401
00:17:56,988 --> 00:17:58,555
[Stewie and Brian screaming]

402
00:17:58,599 --> 00:18:02,168
And Brian and Stewie got tossed clear up to New Hampshire.

403
00:18:02,211 --> 00:18:03,517
I'm Sam Elliott.

404
00:18:03,560 --> 00:18:06,433
This concludes your B story.

405
00:18:09,479 --> 00:18:12,178
[indistinct chatter]

406
00:18:12,221 --> 00:18:14,049
Look at 'em all out there, Meg.

407
00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:16,051
They're all here because of you.

408
00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:17,966
Hi, Meg.

409
00:18:18,009 --> 00:18:19,881
It's your friends,
Patty, Ruth and Esther.

410
00:18:19,924 --> 00:18:21,926
If anyone remembered
what we look like,

411
00:18:21,970 --> 00:18:23,972
it would be shocking
how fat we are.

412
00:18:24,015 --> 00:18:26,148
You've inspired us
to gain all this weight,

413
00:18:26,192 --> 00:18:28,194
and we just wanted
to say thanks.

414
00:18:28,237 --> 00:18:30,413
[girls farting musically]

415
00:18:35,418 --> 00:18:38,378
♪

416
00:18:39,988 --> 00:18:41,424
Dad, I can't do this.

417
00:18:41,468 --> 00:18:43,600
All my friends are fat
because of me.

418
00:18:43,644 --> 00:18:45,646
I don't want them
to lose their feet, too.

419
00:18:45,689 --> 00:18:47,561
Everybody needs their feet.

420
00:18:47,604 --> 00:18:51,260
SAM ELLIOTT:
Feet. Those little weirdos
on the end of your legs.

421
00:18:51,304 --> 00:18:55,003
I used mine to mosey on over
to the A story.

422
00:18:56,526 --> 00:18:58,180
I'm going out there
to warn everybody

423
00:18:58,224 --> 00:19:00,182
about the dangers
of unhealthy eating.

424
00:19:00,226 --> 00:19:02,315
Meg, I am so high
on Pancresta right now,

425
00:19:02,358 --> 00:19:03,925
I don't care what you say.

426
00:19:03,968 --> 00:19:05,231
Three dimensions?

427
00:19:05,274 --> 00:19:08,103
No, six dimensions.

428
00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:11,150
[ethereal music playing]

429
00:19:11,193 --> 00:19:13,108
Be at peace, Meg.

430
00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:14,631
Be at peace.

431
00:19:16,459 --> 00:19:18,461
Phone.
Forgot my phone.

432
00:19:23,858 --> 00:19:26,295
-GIRL: We love you, Meg!
-GIRL 2: Eat something gross!

433
00:19:26,339 --> 00:19:27,992
BOY:
I was gonna take you to prom

434
00:19:28,036 --> 00:19:31,213
as part of a cruel bet,
but I'm fat now, too!

435
00:19:31,257 --> 00:19:33,911
Hey, everybody.

436
00:19:33,955 --> 00:19:36,436
I want to talk to you guys
about something important.

437
00:19:36,479 --> 00:19:38,177
Being healthy.

438
00:19:38,220 --> 00:19:40,440
I'm still Refrigerator Meg!

439
00:19:40,483 --> 00:19:44,139
But from here on, my fridge
will be full of fruits,

440
00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:47,708
vegetables and lean meats!
Yo, yo, yo!

441
00:19:49,013 --> 00:19:50,972
[booing]

442
00:19:51,015 --> 00:19:52,582
Bring back the fridge!

443
00:19:52,626 --> 00:19:54,410
CROWD [chanting]:
Bring back the fridge!

444
00:19:54,454 --> 00:19:57,631
Bring back the fridge!
Bring back the fridge!

445
00:19:57,674 --> 00:19:58,806
Aah!

446
00:20:00,677 --> 00:20:02,462
-[electronic chime]
-What's going on, guys?

447
00:20:02,505 --> 00:20:04,159
I'm Corey from Corey's World.

448
00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:05,813
Did you hear
that all the Jewish kids

449
00:20:05,856 --> 00:20:07,858
stayed home from school
that day?

450
00:20:11,122 --> 00:20:13,647
Is everyone okay,
Principal Shepherd?

451
00:20:13,690 --> 00:20:15,910
Mostly. We only had
one fatality.

452
00:20:15,953 --> 00:20:18,217
An old janitor was crushed
under the bleachers.

453
00:20:18,260 --> 00:20:20,958
Huh. Has anyone
claimed his feet?

454
00:20:21,002 --> 00:20:23,744
Yeah, and has anyone
claimed his mop?

455
00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:32,274
Good news! The feet transplant
was a success.

456
00:20:32,318 --> 00:20:34,102
So...

457
00:20:34,145 --> 00:20:36,844
good news all around.

458
00:20:39,281 --> 00:20:42,197
PETER:
Well, I'm glad everything's
back to normal.

459
00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:43,503
LOIS:
No, it isn't!

460
00:20:43,546 --> 00:20:45,374
Meg got
the dead janitor's feet,

461
00:20:45,418 --> 00:20:48,116
Brian and Stewie got thrown into New Hampshire by the Hulk,

462
00:20:48,159 --> 00:20:49,683
and you're a beam of light.

463
00:20:49,726 --> 00:20:51,772
CHRIS:
I have the shining now.

464
00:20:51,815 --> 00:20:53,643
LOIS: And Chris has the shining now.

465
00:20:53,687 --> 00:20:55,515
PETER:
Lois, just do a line of Panc.

466
00:20:55,558 --> 00:20:58,518
LOIS:
[sniffs] Ah!Road House!

467
00:20:58,561 --> 00:20:59,693
PETER:
Road House.

468
00:20:59,736 --> 00:21:01,564
SAM ELLIOTT:
Road House...

469
00:21:01,608 --> 00:21:03,914
is a movie I was in.