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♪ It seems today that all you see
Is violence in movies and sex on TV ♪
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♪ But where are those
Good old-fashioned values ♪
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♪ On which we used to rely ♪
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♪ Lucky there's a family guy ♪
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♪ Lucky there's a man who
Positively can do ♪
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♪ All the things that make us ♪
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♪ Laugh and cry ♪
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♪ He's a family guy ♪
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{\an8}Thanks for bringing us
to your company picnic, Peter.
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{\an8}This is gonna be so much fun.
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{\an8}Yeah, I figured it's finally time
you guys put faces to the people
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{\an8}I've been bitching about
for the past eight years.
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{\an8}Oh, there's charity 5K guy.
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{\an8}Let's run lupus out of town, huh, guys?
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♪ Cocky Jogger ♪
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{\an8}I work with Peter now.
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{\an8}There's the guy who started after me
and was beneath me,
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{\an8}but now he's, like, higher up than I am.
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{\an8}- Hey, Bob.
- Hey, Darren.
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{\an8}Thank you all for coming
to today's picnic.
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{\an8}Now, for our main event,
the aerial ovum transfer
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{\an8}or, as it's sometimes known, the egg toss.
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{\an8}This year, as a special prize,
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{\an8}the winning team will receive
a five-night stay
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{\an8}at my vacation home
in Mooseattackee, Maine.
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With miles of trails, it is one of Maine's
premier hiking destinations,
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and you're only a short bike ride away
from its quaint downtown.
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Let your cares melt away
as you paddle across serene Lake June.
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Peter, that place in Maine is amazing.
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It looks like a Stephen King book
before anything bad happens.
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{\an8}Hi, Gary. How's it going? How's Brenda?
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Oh, she's great, uh, just alive.
Super alive. Uh, how are the boys?
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Yep. All alive. Children and pets.
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All alive and acting
like normal children and pets.
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That's great.
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H-Hey, have you met that new stranger?
From not here?
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Nope. See you tomorrow definitely.
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{\an8}Peter, we gotta win this vacation,
but there are so many other teams.
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{\an8}Relax, Lois. I brought a hard-boiled egg.
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{\an8}So while all the other teams
are getting eliminated,
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{\an8}we can just play
an angry-dad game of catch.
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{\an8}So, the school called
to say they found pot in your locker.
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{\an8}You wanna tell me about that?
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{\an8}Ow! I-I'm not sure
what we're doing, Peter.
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{\an8}So, how's that summer job hunt coming?
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{\an8}I don't think they're hiring
in front of the TV all day.
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{\an8}Ow! That's too hard.
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{\an8}You know what else is hard?
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{\an8}Waking up next to a woman
you no longer love.
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{\an8}Try that on for size.
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{\an8}Peter, they've all been eliminated.
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{\an8}Game is over, but I think we should talk.
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{\an8}Yes! The Griffins are going to Maine.
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{\an8}And if that isn't the perfect promo
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{\an8}for the middle of a meaningless
Vikings-Packers game,
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{\an8}I don't know what is.
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And the players
have gathered around Clark,
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{\an8}and we can only hope
that his injury wasn't too serious
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{\an8}and we start to see some movement
in those extremities.
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{\an8}And while we have
this break in the action,
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{\an8}this Sunday on an all-new Family Guy,
the Griffins are going to Maine.
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On right after
an all-new Bob's Burgers.
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{\an8}A family vacation in Maine.
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{\an8}My monogrammed canvas bag
is gonna be so excited.
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{\an8}You said it, Lois.
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{\an8}I can't wait to get stuffed with
old sunscreens and emergency tampons.
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{\an8}Yo, a pool table. Hell yeah,
I'm gonna be getting all up in that.
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{\an8}How does one get all up in a pool table?
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And wow, look. It's bigger than I thought.
So many bedrooms.
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Yeah, with all that extra space,
we could invite our friends along.
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Quagmire, Joe and Bonnie,
Cleveland and his family.
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The whole gang could come.
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Really? I-- Do you think
everyone would enjoy it?
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Lois, do you know what's up in Maine?
Art's Trading Post.
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Ever since I was a kid, I wanted to go
up there to see the trained bear show.
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They ride bikes, they wear
Dracula fangs-- seasonally--
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and then there's one part where Nipsy
the brown bear pretends to smoke a cigar.
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And I'm not even kidding.
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Oh, I don't know, Peter.
It's a lot of people under one roof.
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Come on, Lois. This is our big chance
to yell at kids who aren't ours.
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You know what? Let's do it.
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I think Bonnie's gained 5 pounds,
and I want to see her in a swimsuit.
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While we're on the subject
of Mrs. Swanson and swimsuits,
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question: If Mrs. Swanson goes swimming,
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then hangs her bathing suit
to dry in the bathroom,
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am I allowed
to wring the water into a cup?
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- And do what with it?
- Irrelevant.
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Do not concern yourself with what happens
to the water once it's in the cup.
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Am I allowed?
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Uh, I'm gonna say no.
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All right. Well, the guy from Reddit
already paid for the water,
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but I'll...
...I'll figure something out.
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I've been waiting a long time
for this trip, Brian.
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To come to Maine? Huh. I didn't think
you were much of an outdoorsman.
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The outdoors can get stuffed.
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We're near Kennebunkport,
home of the Bush family compound.
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And according to Dowdy Magazine,
the very place where Barbara Bush
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picked that one haircut 40 years ago
and never looked back. See?
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The perfect coiffed lady 'fro.
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I hear tell that she brought a Quaker Oats
box into the salon and said, "This."
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Uh-oh, no pavement.
Lot of rocks and roots.
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Good thing Joe brought
his new off-road tires!
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I didn't pack the tires.
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Oh.
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Nuts.
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All right, gang, time to head inside.
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Now, one quick heads-up.
Every room has a lake view, except one.
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Somebody's gonna have to look out over
that girls' volleyball camp next door.
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Nice serve, Stacy.
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What did I tell you, Lois?
Look at all those big smiles and--
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Cleveland Jr.,
no wet feet on the hardwood floor!
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This is gonna be a great week.
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Hey, Peter, will you call your boss?
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For what? I don't wanna bug him already.
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He wrote the Wi-Fi password in a font
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where the big letter I's
and the L juniors are the same thing.
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I can't make heads or tails of it.
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Are you calling Preston?
Ask him about the towel sitch.
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I could only find three,
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and you're gonna need those
to clean the soda off the pool table.
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We already spilled on the pool table?
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Yeah, Meg was really getting all up in it.
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Hey, Peter? Uh,
someone either laid a giant turd
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or tried to flush a russet potato
down the toilet. It's totally clogged.
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And Clark, still unresponsive,
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being carted off the field
and into an ambulance.
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{\an8}This week's Family Guy,
someone lays a giant turd.
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It's the single largest defecate
I ever saw.
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Well, should we try flushing it again
as a show of force?
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Nah, Chris, that'll only make it angry.
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Okay, here's the situation.
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A stubborn BM
is blocking up our main toilet.
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I can't find a plunger,
so whoever did it needs to get in there
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with a dishwashing glove
and punch it through. So who was it?
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Say, Chris, that looks like
a fresh rim of sweat on your hat.
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Wouldn't happen to be
pushing sweat, would it?
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What? No, I was reading a chapter book.
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Meg, you're generally gross.
Anything you wanna fess up to?
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Nope, I'm dogging it this month
for the environment.
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And that means I only go outside.
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Saves water, feeds the soil,
turns a few heads at the same time.
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Okay, this is disgusting.
D-Does it really matter who did it?
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I'd kinda like to know.
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Yeah, we should at least make sure
they don't need medical attention.
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Well, I'd like to get on with my vacation.
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There's gotta be a plunger
around here somewhere.
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Peter, come on. Help me look.
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Okay, listen up. We don't have much time.
It was me, Peter. I clogged the toilet.
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That was you? How is that even possible?
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Ugh, it was all that "fiber-y"
mom cereal The View told us to eat.
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That turd has Joy Behar's
fingerprints all over it.
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But...
...I need you to take the fall for me.
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Uh, I don't know, Lois.
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Even for a husky guy like me,
it's shamefully large.
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I know! That's why I need your help.
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That is not a poop a woman
can come back from.
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Look, you take the blame, and I'll let you
get two souvenirs at the bear show.
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It's not gonna be,
like-- like-- like, books, is it?
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No.
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All right, everybody. Listen up.
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I'm the one who clogged the toilet.
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Oh, great. As if that little slug of yours
isn't embarrassing enough.
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- Sorry, I have to make this believable.
- So, it's big?
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Let's-- Let's just get through this, huh?
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Gig-gig-giggity gig-gig-giggity
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gig-gig-giggity gee gee gee!
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Gig-gig-giggity gig-gig-giggity
gig-gig-giggity gee gee!
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What the hell is happening?
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Life, Peter. That's what's happening.
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I've put together a whole itinerary
of adventures for our week.
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Wow, this is very detailed.
"6:27, read 6:27 on daily schedule."
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Right on schedule.
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Hey, why is some of this stuff highlighted
in green, but my bear show is in yellow?
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Because the bear show is priority yellow.
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A bear-- A bear show
would never be priority green.
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All right. As long as
it's on there, I guess.
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Now to put on a pair of shorts I never
wear at home, but packed for vacation,
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hoping they'd magically fit.
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Vacation, let's just pack
the stuff we're sure fits.
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You guys smell that? You smell that air?
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Peter, you still back there?
I don't hear you smelling that air.
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Yeah, I'm here.
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I'm just having a hard time
on the one bike
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that was stored under the deck all winter
instead of in the garage.
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We've been at this all morning.
Is it time to go to the bear show yet?
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Soon, Peter. But before that,
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the itinerary has us going
to a must-visit local market
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that no local has ever stepped foot in.
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Now, be sure to put your bikes down
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in a place that blocks the path
of people just trying to live their lives.
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We're doing vacation
really good, you guys.
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God, I hate these stores.
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They're so tiny, so the owner
is right on top of you the whole time.
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- Can I wrap that for you?
- Hoda Kotb!
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Ugh, you're such a tourist.
Here, follow my lead.
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You know how it's typically rude
to talk to people about their finances?
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- Yeah?
- Well, in a small-town market,
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you can come right out and ask the owner
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if he makes enough money
to feed his family.
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You just have to do it
in the voice white ladies use
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with people who don't speak English.
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Was it a good tourist season?
Or will your children go without?
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This business you've dedicated
your life to is very cute to me.
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Isn't this fun, Peter?
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Now, don't forget to say bye
like the world's biggest ass.
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Bye. Bye-bye. Bye.
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How are those burgers coming along?
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Fine, I guess.
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Well,
thanks for volunteering to cook.
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I didn't volunteer. Everyone just
called me grill master until I submitted.
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- Spoken like a true grill master.
- Whatever.
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Hey, everybody, we gotta eat quick
if we're gonna catch the bear show.
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They're kept on
a Robitussin- and Zoloft-heavy diet,
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so they fall asleep pretty early.
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Okay, I'll tell Chris.
He's down at the dock, fishing.
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There he is, the bait master.
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I think I misunderstood the assignment.
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Well, let's see what you caught.
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I wouldn't look in the bucket.
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Sorry. We closed 20 minutes ago.
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What? Wait a minute.
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If you closed 20 minutes ago,
why are you just flipping the sign now?
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Owner said I had to wait to flip it
until it would devastate a fat guy.
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I told him he was crazy,
but you look pretty upset.
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That's why he's the boss.
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What's going on, Peter?
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They're closed. That's what's going on.
228
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And now we gotta come
all the way back here tomorrow.
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Oh, we're actually closed permanently.
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After decades of very valid animal cruelty
complaints, it was easier to shut down
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than to keep cleaning
fake PETA blood off our clothes.
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I'm sorry, what?
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Yeah, honestly, it's a miracle
they let us go as long as we did.
234
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Not a single license
or permit for this whole thing.
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One day, we just started
putting bears on pogo sticks,
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and no one ever told us to stop.
237
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This can't be happening.
238
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Sorry, you should have been here
earlier for the bear flash sale.
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I was strapping them to people's cars
like Christmas trees.
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See? That guy got one.
241
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By the end, we didn't even charge people.
242
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We were just giving the bears away.
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Just giving the bears away.
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Just giving the bears away.
Just giving the bears away.
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Sorry you didn't see the bears, Peter,
246
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but Quagmire has us going
blueberry-picking tomorrow.
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Maybe you'll see a bear then.
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I do not wanna see a wild bear, Lois.
I wanna see a unicycle bear in a fez.
249
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You know, I still don't really get it.
250
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A bear on a unicycle?
I-It sounds kinda dumb.
251
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It's not dumb. It's hilarious,
252
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and it's the only thing
I wanted to do this entire trip!
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You know, if I remember correctly,
254
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part of our deal was
I get two souvenirs from the bear show.
255
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Well, I'm looking around,
256
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and I don't see any plastic bear heads
on sticks that I can make bite things.
257
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That means I get to tell everyone
it was you who clogged the toilet!
258
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Lois, that was you?
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- But it had such a man stink.
- You know what, Donna?
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Going in the bathroom after you ain't
exactly a walk through the rose garden.
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So I'd be quiet right about now.
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Don't listen to him, Donna. We think
your movements smell very ladylike.
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Isn't that right, kids?
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Oh, of course,
'cause you all agree on everything.
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Just a perfect family, aren't you?
News flash, normal families fight
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and like spending time away
from each other.
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Sir, sir. I'm gonna need you
to calm down, sir.
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Stop acting like a real cop, Joe.
Your right leg is in a knot.
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Yeah, they got a little tangled
when Bonnie dipped me in the lake.
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God, I can't believe
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I thought it'd be a good idea
to bring you people on this trip.
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The only reason I still talk to any of you
is 'cause we live on the same street.
273
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And after this week,
I am seriously considering a move.
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Peter, Peter!
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I'm sorry, but 7:05 sunset, so I need to
simulate more trumpet songs with Giggity.
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Giggity, giggity.
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Give me that thing!
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Oh, no! How will you distract yourself
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from the fact that you're gonna die alone
without your precious itinerary?
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- Whoa.
- Ah! Son of a--
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Oh, my God, the cabin's on fire!
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Heavens!
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Hey, thanks for coming out.
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Guess all that's left to do is get
a picture of me in the truck,
285
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and, uh, you fellas can be on your way.
286
00:14:56,186 --> 00:14:57,730
God. Look at this place.
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00:14:57,730 --> 00:15:00,816
If Preston finds out I torched his house,
I'm screwed, you guys.
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We gotta fix this fast.
289
00:15:04,069 --> 00:15:05,487
But I'm sure it's nothing
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00:15:05,487 --> 00:15:08,741
a resourceful group of best friends
like us can't handle, right?
291
00:15:12,828 --> 00:15:15,789
Look, I know Peter said
some very mean things,
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00:15:15,789 --> 00:15:18,500
but what's important right now
is that no one was hurt.
293
00:15:18,500 --> 00:15:20,502
That's not entirely true, Lois.
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Your reusable grocery bags didn't make it.
295
00:15:23,714 --> 00:15:25,257
What?
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Your bags. They were lost in the fire.
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No, no. No!
298
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Okay. Okay. Easy. Easy.
You son of a bitch, Peter Griffin.
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What have you done?
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I will never forgive you for this.
Do you hear me?
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I will never forgive you.
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00:15:48,864 --> 00:15:50,032
Well, Peter.
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You made it crystal clear we're no longer
wanted, so we'll leave you be.
304
00:15:54,453 --> 00:15:57,831
Yeah, you can deal with this mess
on your own. Let's go, everybody.
305
00:16:05,005 --> 00:16:06,215
Why aren't we moving?
306
00:16:06,215 --> 00:16:10,678
We gotta wait for Joe to back out
of the driveway 'cause he pulled in last.
307
00:16:10,678 --> 00:16:13,472
Sorry. If I knew you were doing
a big dramatic exit,
308
00:16:13,472 --> 00:16:15,766
I would have rearranged
the cars this morning.
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00:16:16,433 --> 00:16:19,061
You mind if I wait till
I'm all the way in to tell you off?
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Yeah, that's fine.
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Shame on you, Peter!
It is people like you who--
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Go!
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All right, Peter. Don't panic.
314
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You got till the end
of the week to fix this.
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00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:42,459
Maybe there's
an online tutorial that'll help.
316
00:16:42,960 --> 00:16:46,296
{\an8}What's going on, guys?
I'm Corey from Corey's World.
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{\an8}Today, I'm gonna show you how
to patch a big hole in your boss's cabin.
318
00:16:49,591 --> 00:16:53,345
{\an8}Here's what you'll need:
a drywall saw, tape measure and...
319
00:16:53,345 --> 00:16:54,513
Shoot. What did he say?
320
00:16:54,513 --> 00:16:58,809
{\an8}Turn off the power so you don't drill into
a live wire like my stepdad, Todd.
321
00:16:58,809 --> 00:17:01,603
Now our spoons move
when he walks in the kitchen.
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00:17:01,603 --> 00:17:04,690
{\an8}To do that, find...
Gerbils can't sing opera.
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00:17:04,690 --> 00:17:06,775
{\an8}Damn it, Peter, focus.
Your job is on the line--
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00:17:13,532 --> 00:17:16,744
Oh, touché, recommended videos.
325
00:17:16,744 --> 00:17:19,830
I know you're leading me down
a rabbit hole to ISIS beheadings,
326
00:17:19,830 --> 00:17:21,457
but this was a bull's-eye.
327
00:17:23,375 --> 00:17:26,545
Preston, I wasn't expecting to hear
from you for a couple of days.
328
00:17:26,545 --> 00:17:30,924
Yes. Well, I realized I only provided
three towels for the entire cabin,
329
00:17:30,924 --> 00:17:33,093
so I'm on my way to deliver more.
330
00:17:33,093 --> 00:17:35,637
Oh, y-you don't have to come
all the way up here just for that.
331
00:17:35,637 --> 00:17:37,014
Unfortunately, I do.
332
00:17:37,514 --> 00:17:39,683
My OCD won't allow me to stop...
333
00:17:39,683 --> 00:17:42,478
...clicking until the cabin has 15 towels.
334
00:17:42,478 --> 00:17:44,063
Well, I should let you go.
335
00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:46,607
A new car is in front of me,
and I need to...
336
00:17:46,607 --> 00:17:49,151
...do math problems
with its license plate number.
337
00:17:53,530 --> 00:17:56,575
{\an8}All right. Everything I need to get out
of this mess is right here.
338
00:17:56,575 --> 00:17:59,828
{\an8}Power drill, level, circular saw. Perfect.
339
00:18:00,621 --> 00:18:04,041
How can Preston fire me
if he can't get inside?
340
00:18:05,125 --> 00:18:06,543
Ah, my defenses are down.
341
00:18:06,543 --> 00:18:09,171
Oh, no. He's here.
342
00:18:09,171 --> 00:18:11,340
Well, I guess it's time to face the music.
343
00:18:15,677 --> 00:18:16,929
What are you guys doing here?
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00:18:16,929 --> 00:18:20,516
We came back to help you, Peter.
And it's not just us.
345
00:18:26,855 --> 00:18:27,981
Did we time it right?
346
00:18:27,981 --> 00:18:30,859
Did you say "not just us"
before we pulled over the horizon?
347
00:18:30,859 --> 00:18:32,361
Yeah, it was perfect.
348
00:18:32,361 --> 00:18:35,364
Yes! That is why we practiced
in the Walmart parking lot.
349
00:18:35,364 --> 00:18:38,659
But I was such a jerk to all of you.
Why would you help me now?
350
00:18:38,659 --> 00:18:42,246
Lois says you were the one pushing
to invite us on the trip at all,
351
00:18:42,246 --> 00:18:43,789
called us your best friends.
352
00:18:43,789 --> 00:18:46,416
And we should have made a better effort
to get to your bear show
353
00:18:46,416 --> 00:18:48,919
instead of making the trip
all about what we wanted to do.
354
00:18:48,919 --> 00:18:51,004
Yeah, and we left
without any of our chargers.
355
00:18:51,004 --> 00:18:55,509
If it was just the blocks, you know,
big whoop-de-do, but it was the wires too.
356
00:18:55,509 --> 00:18:58,762
So what do you say?
Can we help you fix the cabin, Peter?
357
00:18:59,888 --> 00:19:00,931
I'd like that.
358
00:19:00,931 --> 00:19:03,642
Now, let's go chop down
some ancient pine trees
359
00:19:03,642 --> 00:19:06,019
to save this millionaire's vacation home.
360
00:19:06,019 --> 00:19:07,604
Yeah!
361
00:19:09,273 --> 00:19:12,151
The chimney... [sighs] ...has proved stalwart.
362
00:19:13,485 --> 00:19:14,945
Well, that's Preston.
363
00:19:14,945 --> 00:19:16,738
I'm sorry for what I said.
364
00:19:16,738 --> 00:19:19,533
Only true friends would come back
to help the way you did,
365
00:19:19,533 --> 00:19:20,909
and that's all that matters.
366
00:19:20,909 --> 00:19:25,289
True friends will also stay
to watch their friend get fired.
367
00:19:25,289 --> 00:19:28,041
Thanks, guys. I'll probably cry.
368
00:19:28,041 --> 00:19:31,295
That's okay. It'll make a better TikTok.
369
00:19:31,295 --> 00:19:35,007
Griffin, what the hell?
My cabin, it's completely destroyed.
370
00:19:37,217 --> 00:19:41,096
I'm so sorry, Preston, but you gotta know
this was completely my fault.
371
00:19:41,096 --> 00:19:43,223
My friends and family were
the perfect guests,
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00:19:43,223 --> 00:19:44,683
and they had nothing to do with it.
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00:19:44,683 --> 00:19:45,767
If you wanna fire me
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00:19:45,767 --> 00:19:48,979
or issue some Maine justice
and clamp some lobsters to my nipples,
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00:19:48,979 --> 00:19:50,063
I understand.
376
00:19:53,066 --> 00:19:54,943
Peter, you don't understand.
377
00:19:54,943 --> 00:19:56,236
I hate it up here.
378
00:19:56,236 --> 00:19:58,780
The small-town pace,
the pressure to relax,
379
00:19:58,780 --> 00:20:01,658
the barn owl that
pushed my wife down a staircase.
380
00:20:01,658 --> 00:20:04,203
I don't get it.
Then why have the cabin at all?
381
00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:07,039
An address in Maine
allowed me to establish
382
00:20:07,039 --> 00:20:10,459
an ethically dubious,
but technically legal, shell company.
383
00:20:10,459 --> 00:20:13,503
But now, with the money I'll save
from taking a casualty deduction
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00:20:13,503 --> 00:20:15,631
on the destroyed property,
I won't need that.
385
00:20:20,427 --> 00:20:22,304
Hey, Preston. I know the cabin's a mess,
386
00:20:22,304 --> 00:20:24,514
but we still got three days
in the prize week.
387
00:20:24,514 --> 00:20:27,351
Could we finish out our trip
here in Maine together?
388
00:20:27,351 --> 00:20:28,936
I don't see why not.
389
00:20:35,275 --> 00:20:38,278
Maine.
A day and a half is probably enough.
390
00:20:43,367 --> 00:20:47,788
Well, we had our troubles, but I'm glad
we're back at home safe and sound.
391
00:20:47,788 --> 00:20:49,498
Peter, what are you talking about?
392
00:20:49,498 --> 00:20:50,582
This is all a dream.
393
00:20:50,582 --> 00:20:53,293
You had a stress heart attack
during the egg toss.
394
00:20:57,214 --> 00:20:58,590
Poor Darren.