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♪ It seems today
that all you see ♪
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♪ Is violence in movies
and sex on TV ♪
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♪ But where are those
good old-fashioned values ♪
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♪ On which we used to rely? ♪
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♪ Lucky there's a family guy ♪
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♪ Lucky there's a man who
positively can do ♪
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♪ All the things that make us ♪
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♪ Laugh and cry ♪
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♪ He's... a...
Fam... ily... Guy! ♪
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{\an8}Anybody know how to empty
the reservoir on a RealDoll?
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{\an8}'Cause the website is
mostly testimonials.
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{\an8}Peter, of course you know
what today is.
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{\an8}Yeah, Donald Sutherland's
birthday.
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{\an8}And maybe another special day?
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{\an8}National dachshund day.
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{\an8}Oh, Peter, you forgot our
anniversary again, didn't you?
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{\an8}What? No, no, I-I got you
an awesome gift.
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{\an8}But you can't see it
until tonight.
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{\an8}Tonight? Wh-Why tonight?
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{\an8}Oh, you'll see.
Tonight is gonna be amazing.
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{\an8}You're gonna smile
bigger than I did
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{\an8}when I was on the cover
of Mad magazine.
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You kids don't remember Mad
or magazines.
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Fortunately, I'm on
broadcast television.
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What, me worry?
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Okay, me worry.
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{\an8}I wonder how old
Donald Sutherland is today.
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{\an8}- I don't know, pretty old.
- He looks good, though.
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{\an8}And you know what?
I think the key there
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{\an8}is never looking good.
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{\an8}Brian, quick, check out
your six O'clock.
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{\an8}Or-or your nine o'clock.
I can't tell time.
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{\an8}A perfectly good mini fridge.
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{\an8}Well, you're gonna have to
fight Danny DeVito for it.
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{\an8}Would you look at that.
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{\an8}A perfectly good,
normal-size fridge.
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{\an8}You know what?
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{\an8}If this works,
I'm going to put it in my room.
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{\an8}Stewie, you're too little
to have a fridge in your room.
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{\an8}Think whatever you want, Brian,
but I'm taking this
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{\an8}before Danny DeVito gets it.
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{\an8}That's all right, kid.
I don't need it anymore.
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{\an8}♪ Danny DeVito ♪
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{\an8}♪ Got bit by a magic mosquito. ♪
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{\an8}Danny DeVito
and the Magic Mosquito,
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{\an8}now streaming on Peacock.
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{\an8}I'm hearing a lot of buzz.
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{\an8}There he is.
Here comes the groom!
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{\an8}Geez, even you guys know
it's my anniversary?
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{\an8}- How is that possible?
- It's easy.
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{\an8}- I follow your wife.
- You mean on Instagram?
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{\an8}Yep.
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{\an8}Peter, let me guess.
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{\an8}You forgot
your anniversary again.
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{\an8}Yeah. What's worse, I lied,
and I told Lois
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{\an8}I had a awesome gift planned
for tonight.
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{\an8}If I don't come up with
something amazing,
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{\an8}I am so screwed.
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{\an8}Hey, you want to
give Lois a treat?
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{\an8}Popcorn-ucopia.
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{\an8}Now, they're a little outfit
out there
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{\an8}in Fort Wayne, Indiana,
family owned and operated
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{\an8}for five generations over there
in the "Crossroads of America."
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{\an8}Indiana's state motto.
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{\an8}And get this.
They make a metal cannister
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{\an8}with three different kinds
of popcorn,
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{\an8}but they're separated!
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{\an8}Maybe you should just
take Lois out
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{\an8}to a fine restaurant.
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{\an8}Now, I can hear some of you
saying, "Joe, why separated?"
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{\an8}None of us are saying that, Joe.
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Okay, here's why.
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Three flavors of popcorn
in one tin, and they don't mix.
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Unless, of course,
you want them to mix.
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This is a home run, man.
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Kind of short notice
to get a good table
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in any restaurant.
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I don't think you appreciate
that they don't mix.
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Your caramel corn stays separate
from your cheese corn,
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which stays separate
from your corn corn.
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You see, in the past,
you would need
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- three tubs of corn.
- Yes, we get it!
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We know about the corn, Joe!
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Honestly, I don't think you do.
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Forgive me for eavesdropping,
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but I have a flat-bottom dory
with a quiet outboard
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I'd be glad to lend you.
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Full moon tonight.
Why not take your bride
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on a romantic cruise
around Quahog Harbor?
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You know what?
I think Lois would like that.
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Ooh, the romantic boat ride
is the perfect surprise.
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You can bring along
a tub of popcorn,
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'cause the tin's waterproof.
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And if you'd like, I could also
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row up alongside you and
play "Brandy" on the accordion.
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Yeah, no, just the boat, thanks.
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Aw, I always drive past my exit.
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Lois is gonna love this, Peter.
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She's gonna think
you're a true romantic,
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like Michael Douglas.
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So who wants to hear
how I think I got mouth cancer?
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She's, uh...
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She's heard this one before.
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Check it out, Rupert.
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Juice box, boom!
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Go-Gurts? Yep.
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And most importantly,
for freshness,
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an open box of
Armie Hammer's Baking Powder,
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now with 40% more fingers.
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Pretty much all he had to do
was not eat people.
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How the hell did you
get that up here?
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With no help from you, thanks.
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But you know what?
You still get a cola.
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Ah. Convenient, I guess.
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Can's not so cold, though.
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Yeah, everything in there
is either lukewarm
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or frozen solid.
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Stewie, I still think
it's a bad idea
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for you to have this thing
in here.
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Yeah, not really looking for
advice from the guy
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who puts a fire emoji on
all Dua Lipa's Instagram posts.
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She's not gonna respond, Bri.
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She used to respond
before she had so many fans.
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She was 14!
And she thought you were 11
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- because you said you were 11.
- Because I was 11!
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See? You're still saying it.
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Well, happy anniversary, Lois.
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Huh? Did I tell you?
Isn't this nice?
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You know, I have to admit
I had my doubts,
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but you really surprised me.
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A romantic dinner on a boat?
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Right? Who needs
a fancy restaurant
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when you can be wet
and kind of dizzy?
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Oh, Peter, it's just perfect.
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Well, except for
that cruise ship
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that still can't dock
because of COVID.
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Is the election over yet?
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We are all pooping in the sink!
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I'm from Iowa, so I still think
this is awesome.
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Oh, there's something
about the ocean
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that's always been
so magical to me.
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And I say we celebrate.
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Ah, now we're talking.
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All right, cannonball!
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♪ There's got to be ♪
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♪ A morning after. ♪
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Peter, I feel like a kid again.
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Isn't this exhilarating?
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The moon, the stars,
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the dark triangular
dorsal fin heading our way.
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The dark triangular dorsal fin
heading our way!
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Shark!
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Peter! Peter, don't leave me
to die out here!
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Peter, come back!
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Hold on, Lois. I'm gonna grab
a real quick hot chocolate.
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Warm up my bones.
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Oh, God. Thank God.
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It's just a dolphin.
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Ah, perfect.
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Hey, good morning, lovebirds.
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So, how'd
the moonlight cruise go?
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Dad saw a shark
and left Mom to die.
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Oh, come on.
All that nice stuff
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I did last night, we're only
gonna focus on that one thing?
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Damn it, Peter,
you're supposed to be
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the alpha in my life.
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Someone to stand up
and take charge.
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But you never even looked back
to see if I was okay.
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Y-You just raced off.
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You hear about Anne Heche?
Sad, huh?
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Peter, don't try
to change the subject!
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You were always jealous of her!
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You know what, Peter?
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I am so disappointed in you,
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I am taking the exclamation
points out of this argument.
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You can't do that.
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Male arguments are powerless
without volume.
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That just leaves us with words.
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I'm done here.
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Wow, Peter, I've never
seen Lois so upset.
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Looks like you're in--
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and I find this phrase
offensive--
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the doghouse.
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Oh, I've solved
bigger problems than this.
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Like when I forgot the safe word
at that sex party.
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Aardvark. Aah!
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Aardwolf. Abacus. Aah!
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Abandon. Aah! Abase. Aah!
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Abate. Aah! Abattoir.
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The good news was
I had memorized
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the entire dictionary
when I got bored over COVID.
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The bad news was
the safe word was "zyzzyva,"
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a genus of
South American weevils,
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which, coincidentally,
I was forced to keister.
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Bri, what up, dawg?
Grab a brewski from the mini.
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I can't have any more, though.
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Got to cram for a test
in the morning.
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Where exactly
are you going to school?
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Um, University of College.
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Not for long, though.
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Just got my grades. Not good.
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Stewie, I think
this fridge thing...
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Yo check out my Maxim posters.
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Hot, right? No, no. Yes, yes.
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No, yes, no.
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- Why would you put up the nos?
- So you know when it's a yes.
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Stewie, we got to talk.
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Brah, if this is about
you and I being roommates,
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I was gonna put a word in
with Colin,
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but I already have one.
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Brian, meet Guy.
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Guy? Okay. Pleased to meet you.
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Oh, Guy doesn't speak
much English.
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He's from Quebec.
Engineering, I think.
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But he is insane, Brian.
A legend.
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Guy. Allons.
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Ah, look at him drinking
that soda.
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Classic Guy.
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- Okay, anyway, Stewie...
- Can't talk now, Bri.
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Got to spend some time
messing around on the guitar.
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I didn't even know you played.
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Oh, yeah, all the time. A lot.
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Bros down the hall
call me "Ramen,"
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'cause I'm always noodling.
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Hey, what's going on, No Pubes?
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They-they... they call,
they call me a lot of things.
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Lois, I told you
I would make it up to you,
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so I got you something
very special.
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I got you in the opening credits
of SNL.
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Okay, look.
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Here comes Kenan.
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Oh, look at him
playfully hailing a cab.
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And here you are.
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Look how cool and hip you look
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walking by a manhole cover
with steam coming out of it.
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Uhp, looks like Kenan's
still trying to wave down a cab.
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Ah, there you go again!
Now you're at the club,
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holding up a "one more" signal
for a drink.
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Why won't nobody stop for Kenan?
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Oh, but Mikey Day
gets a cab first try.
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Oh, he's sharing it with Kenan.
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He's sharing it. Okay.
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Oh, a very stressful
opening credits this week.
244
00:10:21,162 --> 00:10:23,707
Stewie, did you do this?
245
00:10:23,707 --> 00:10:26,126
Geez, Brian, don't just come
barging in here like that.
246
00:10:26,126 --> 00:10:28,211
I thought you were
campus security.
247
00:10:29,379 --> 00:10:30,922
Guy pushed an air conditioner
248
00:10:30,922 --> 00:10:32,424
off the parking garage yesterday.
249
00:10:32,424 --> 00:10:34,426
Almost hit
a public safety officer.
250
00:10:34,426 --> 00:10:35,760
By the way, that's between us.
251
00:10:35,760 --> 00:10:37,762
They're going door to door.
It's pretty serious.
252
00:10:37,762 --> 00:10:38,930
I don't care about that.
253
00:10:38,930 --> 00:10:40,807
I want to know who wrote
"renob" on my chest
254
00:10:40,807 --> 00:10:42,058
when I was sleeping.
255
00:10:42,058 --> 00:10:44,436
"Renob"? Brian,
you read that in the mirror.
256
00:10:44,436 --> 00:10:46,146
- It's "boner."
- What?!
257
00:10:46,146 --> 00:10:47,522
Great. Thanks, Bri.
258
00:10:47,522 --> 00:10:50,025
Now we've got the R.A.
coming in to check on us.
259
00:10:50,025 --> 00:10:52,444
Hey, Stewie, Guy, look,
260
00:10:52,444 --> 00:10:56,740
I like fun as much as anybody,
but we've had some complaints,
261
00:10:56,740 --> 00:10:59,909
and you really got to keep
the noise down in here.
262
00:10:59,909 --> 00:11:02,912
Oh, and, hey, I reviewed
your party application,
263
00:11:02,912 --> 00:11:04,664
and everything looks
to be in order,
264
00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:06,583
so you're good to go.
265
00:11:06,583 --> 00:11:08,001
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
wait a minute. Party?
266
00:11:08,001 --> 00:11:10,295
- Who's having a party?
- I am.
267
00:11:10,295 --> 00:11:12,589
And it'll be loaded
with chicks, thanks to Guy.
268
00:11:12,589 --> 00:11:14,424
This guy's all about
the poutine,
269
00:11:14,424 --> 00:11:16,509
which sounds dirty,
but it's just a gravy
270
00:11:16,509 --> 00:11:18,011
they put on French fries.
271
00:11:18,011 --> 00:11:20,472
Stewie, you've taken this
mini fridge thing too far.
272
00:11:20,472 --> 00:11:21,890
I'm moving this thing
out of here.
273
00:11:21,890 --> 00:11:24,142
Oh, be careful, Bri.
Not a good idea.
274
00:11:24,142 --> 00:11:25,602
You don't want to piss off Guy.
275
00:11:25,602 --> 00:11:27,145
Yesterday he crow-hopped
a dip tin
276
00:11:27,145 --> 00:11:28,438
and knocked a guy out.
277
00:11:28,438 --> 00:11:29,647
Oh, wow, did he really?
278
00:11:29,647 --> 00:11:32,025
Well, now I'm so
very scared of Guy.
279
00:11:32,025 --> 00:11:34,486
- Aah!
- Oh, ho, ho, Guy.
280
00:11:34,486 --> 00:11:36,237
Ce fut un grand lancer!
281
00:11:36,237 --> 00:11:38,365
Je crois qu'il est mort, eh?
282
00:11:43,578 --> 00:11:46,331
Special flowers
for a special lady.
283
00:11:46,331 --> 00:11:48,041
Hmm. These are nice.
284
00:11:48,041 --> 00:11:49,584
Except...
285
00:11:49,584 --> 00:11:51,795
They smell like--
What is that, exhaust?
286
00:11:51,795 --> 00:11:54,756
Why is there a picture
of a teenage Latina on them?
287
00:11:54,756 --> 00:11:57,300
Peter, did you steal these
from a roadside memorial?
288
00:11:57,300 --> 00:11:59,719
They didn't love her
as much as I love you, Lois.
289
00:11:59,719 --> 00:12:01,680
Besides, it's not like
she can see 'em.
290
00:12:01,680 --> 00:12:03,973
Stolen flowers? Really, Peter?
291
00:12:03,973 --> 00:12:05,475
Is that all I mean to you?
292
00:12:05,475 --> 00:12:07,227
Well, there's also a candle
with one of them
293
00:12:07,227 --> 00:12:09,020
spooky skeletons from Coco.
294
00:12:09,020 --> 00:12:11,606
You know, Peter,
a relationship is
295
00:12:11,606 --> 00:12:13,400
supposed to grow over time,
296
00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:16,194
to give you a sense of purpose
and meaning.
297
00:12:16,194 --> 00:12:18,113
But after all these years
with you,
298
00:12:18,113 --> 00:12:20,657
I-I just feel worthless.
299
00:12:20,657 --> 00:12:24,119
I feel as worthless as any coin
smaller than a quarter.
300
00:12:24,119 --> 00:12:26,788
Hello, my name is Nickel.
301
00:12:26,788 --> 00:12:28,248
Hi, Nickel.
302
00:12:28,248 --> 00:12:30,417
There was a time when I paid for
303
00:12:30,417 --> 00:12:32,961
a ride on a trolley,
or a good cigar,
304
00:12:32,961 --> 00:12:35,922
or a hand-cranked film
of a man tipping his hat
305
00:12:35,922 --> 00:12:37,757
and twirling his moustache.
306
00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:40,927
But yesterday, I was part of
a handful of change
307
00:12:40,927 --> 00:12:42,345
at a McDonald's,
308
00:12:42,345 --> 00:12:44,723
and the teenage girl
threw us out.
309
00:12:44,723 --> 00:12:48,518
Just-just threw us in the trash
with the wrappers and the bag.
310
00:12:50,061 --> 00:12:52,105
Yeah. And I'm voiced
by Kevin Hart.
311
00:12:52,105 --> 00:12:54,983
{\an8}Coming this fall
from Pixar, Coins!
312
00:12:54,983 --> 00:12:58,236
{\an8}We'll keep making things talk
until you don't show up.
313
00:12:58,236 --> 00:13:00,530
Come on, Lois. Are you gonna
stay mad at me forever?
314
00:13:00,530 --> 00:13:03,283
I've done stupid things before,
and you've always forgiven me.
315
00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:04,951
Oh, I forgive you, Peter.
316
00:13:04,951 --> 00:13:06,745
I just don't think
I'll ever be able to see you
317
00:13:06,745 --> 00:13:10,290
as a man, my protector
or a real husband again.
318
00:13:10,290 --> 00:13:12,500
Oh, okay.
319
00:13:12,500 --> 00:13:13,918
I see.
320
00:13:13,918 --> 00:13:16,379
Well, if that's how you feel,
I'll just take my things
321
00:13:16,379 --> 00:13:17,672
and get out of your way.
322
00:13:21,384 --> 00:13:23,011
This is a different RealDoll.
323
00:13:23,011 --> 00:13:25,263
I never figured out
how to empty the other one.
324
00:13:31,478 --> 00:13:32,979
This is not good, guys.
325
00:13:32,979 --> 00:13:34,606
She put a little
black-and-white TV
326
00:13:34,606 --> 00:13:37,025
on the sun porch
and then slept there last night.
327
00:13:37,025 --> 00:13:40,153
Ooh, that's the angriest
a New England wife can get.
328
00:13:40,153 --> 00:13:42,739
Look, if I could do it
all over again, I'd save her,
329
00:13:42,739 --> 00:13:44,449
'cause now I know
it was a dolphin
330
00:13:44,449 --> 00:13:45,992
and there was no real danger.
331
00:13:45,992 --> 00:13:47,160
Peter, don't you see?
332
00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:49,037
We got to make you
the hero again.
333
00:13:49,037 --> 00:13:50,288
Wait, say that again.
334
00:13:50,288 --> 00:13:52,332
We got to make you
the hero again.
335
00:13:52,332 --> 00:13:54,000
Yep, yeah, you got weird teeth.
336
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:56,544
Wait. What did you say before
about the hero thing?
337
00:13:56,544 --> 00:13:58,546
I said we've got to make Peter
the hero...
338
00:13:58,546 --> 00:14:00,215
You're right.
He does have weird teeth.
339
00:14:00,215 --> 00:14:03,259
I just have to show Lois
I can still be her hero.
340
00:14:03,259 --> 00:14:05,220
That's exactly
what I was saying.
341
00:14:13,228 --> 00:14:15,230
Brian, you made it.
342
00:14:15,230 --> 00:14:18,066
Aw, damn it,
I love this son of a bitch.
343
00:14:18,066 --> 00:14:19,943
Are you... are you drunk?
344
00:14:19,943 --> 00:14:22,028
Nah, I just spun around
a few times.
345
00:14:22,028 --> 00:14:24,197
Stewie, it's-it's really loud.
346
00:14:24,197 --> 00:14:25,615
Oh, that's all Guy, man.
347
00:14:25,615 --> 00:14:28,076
His speakers aren't even
legal in America.
348
00:14:28,076 --> 00:14:30,537
Stewie, you were supposed to be
in bed at 7:50.
349
00:14:30,537 --> 00:14:33,415
The only clock we have in here
says "Miller Time."
350
00:14:33,415 --> 00:14:36,001
Come on, Brian, this could be
the greatest night of our lives,
351
00:14:36,001 --> 00:14:39,045
but you're all, "Stewie's too
little to have a mini fridge."
352
00:14:39,045 --> 00:14:41,047
What happened to the Brian
I used to know?
353
00:14:47,554 --> 00:14:49,180
You know what? You're right.
354
00:14:49,180 --> 00:14:50,974
I guess I was just worried
about your safety.
355
00:14:50,974 --> 00:14:52,142
But what the hell.
356
00:14:52,142 --> 00:14:54,102
I can party with
the best of them, even Guy.
357
00:14:54,102 --> 00:14:55,437
There you go.
358
00:14:55,437 --> 00:14:57,605
What's the worst that could
happen, right? Check it.
359
00:14:57,605 --> 00:14:59,482
Guy put his speakers
out the window,
360
00:14:59,482 --> 00:15:01,026
and he's cranking Wagner.
361
00:15:01,026 --> 00:15:02,986
Everybody's like, "What?!"
362
00:15:17,375 --> 00:15:19,502
You know, I don't know why
I let you talk me into
363
00:15:19,502 --> 00:15:20,837
coming back down here.
364
00:15:20,837 --> 00:15:23,757
Because in your heart,
you know I love you, Lois.
365
00:15:23,757 --> 00:15:25,800
And because,
as Chris Daughtry says,
366
00:15:25,800 --> 00:15:27,844
I'll try to do it right
this time.
367
00:15:27,844 --> 00:15:29,137
It's not over.
368
00:15:29,137 --> 00:15:31,306
- Hmm. Daughtry says it better.
- I agree.
369
00:15:31,306 --> 00:15:33,433
Hi, Lois.
370
00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:35,352
Your husband Peter
wanted me to tell you
371
00:15:35,352 --> 00:15:37,812
he'll try to do it right
this time, and...
372
00:15:37,812 --> 00:15:41,316
♪ It's not over. ♪
373
00:15:41,316 --> 00:15:44,444
Also, you may want to remind him
that his Venmo did not work,
374
00:15:44,444 --> 00:15:47,739
and we're gonna need to find
an alternative form of payment.
375
00:15:48,865 --> 00:15:50,825
Oh, if he was wearing
that straw hat,
376
00:15:50,825 --> 00:15:52,660
I would've wet myself.
377
00:15:54,829 --> 00:15:56,956
Oh, he's got her.
378
00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:59,751
The Daughtry thing worked, Quagmire.
379
00:15:59,751 --> 00:16:01,169
Of course it did.
380
00:16:01,169 --> 00:16:04,422
Sometimes I suffer under
the weight of my own genius.
381
00:16:05,548 --> 00:16:06,841
We're all set.
382
00:16:06,841 --> 00:16:08,968
This is gonna work
as long as Peter remembers
383
00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:11,388
to have Lois
step on the 18th plank.
384
00:16:12,430 --> 00:16:14,265
18th plank. 18th plank.
385
00:16:14,265 --> 00:16:15,725
Eighteen. Eighteen.
386
00:16:15,725 --> 00:16:17,477
Oh, I wonder if
Daughtry's coming to
387
00:16:17,477 --> 00:16:19,562
the Quahog Amphitheater
this season.
388
00:16:19,562 --> 00:16:23,608
Let's see, Blink-182,
Twenty One Pilots,
389
00:16:23,608 --> 00:16:25,694
Thirty Seconds to Mars...
390
00:16:25,694 --> 00:16:27,696
182, 21, 30.
391
00:16:27,696 --> 00:16:29,114
10,000 Maniacs?
392
00:16:29,114 --> 00:16:31,783
Geez, how old is
Natalie Merchant now? 60?
393
00:16:31,783 --> 00:16:33,535
10,000, 60.
394
00:16:33,535 --> 00:16:35,662
Look, Lois, I'll take you
to every one of those shows
395
00:16:35,662 --> 00:16:38,164
if you just stop saying numbers
and get on the damn pier.
396
00:16:38,164 --> 00:16:41,418
Uh, I-I mean,
after you, my queen.
397
00:16:56,975 --> 00:16:58,893
Uh, no, no. Wrong plank.
Not there.
398
00:16:58,893 --> 00:17:00,311
- Huh?
- No, it's nothing.
399
00:17:00,311 --> 00:17:02,022
I just think you were
supposed to step here.
400
00:17:06,943 --> 00:17:09,362
What the hell?
Peter, are you okay?
401
00:17:09,362 --> 00:17:11,031
Uh, don't worry, Lois.
402
00:17:11,031 --> 00:17:13,533
I'll protect you
if there's any sharks around.
403
00:17:14,743 --> 00:17:17,412
I said, if there's
any sharks around.
404
00:17:17,412 --> 00:17:19,789
{\an8}Peter, I'm not ready.
I lost one of my flippers.
405
00:17:19,789 --> 00:17:21,082
What do you mean,
you're not ready?
406
00:17:21,082 --> 00:17:22,500
It's not gonna work
without a shark.
407
00:17:22,500 --> 00:17:24,085
Oh, don't worry,
there's one right there.
408
00:17:27,922 --> 00:17:29,215
Oh, phew.
409
00:17:57,160 --> 00:17:58,787
Thank God.
410
00:17:58,787 --> 00:17:59,996
Peter, are you all right?
411
00:17:59,996 --> 00:18:02,540
Lois, you saved me.
412
00:18:09,881 --> 00:18:12,592
Peter, did you rig
this whole thing
413
00:18:12,592 --> 00:18:14,302
so that I would fall
into the water?
414
00:18:14,302 --> 00:18:16,179
Yes.
415
00:18:16,179 --> 00:18:18,556
I guess now you're
really mad at me, huh?
416
00:18:18,556 --> 00:18:21,101
You know what? I'm not.
417
00:18:21,101 --> 00:18:23,436
Because I just realized
something, Peter.
418
00:18:23,436 --> 00:18:25,563
I do have an alpha in my life,
419
00:18:25,563 --> 00:18:29,067
someone to stand up
and take charge, and it's me.
420
00:18:29,067 --> 00:18:30,527
It's always been me.
421
00:18:30,527 --> 00:18:32,862
And I will never again
look outside of myself
422
00:18:32,862 --> 00:18:35,407
for happiness, validation
or anything.
423
00:18:35,407 --> 00:18:38,952
And you, you helped me
see this, Peter. Thank you.
424
00:18:38,952 --> 00:18:40,578
Okay.
425
00:18:40,578 --> 00:18:42,414
And you're sure you're not mad?
426
00:18:42,414 --> 00:18:45,709
Oh, no, Peter, I'm not mad.
427
00:18:45,709 --> 00:18:48,628
I'm horny. Hornier than
I've been in a long time.
428
00:18:48,628 --> 00:18:51,673
Now, get those pants off,
you fat little bag of dirt.
429
00:18:51,673 --> 00:18:53,049
Oh.
430
00:18:58,179 --> 00:18:59,639
Happy anniversary?
431
00:18:59,639 --> 00:19:01,850
I didn't say you could talk!
432
00:19:01,850 --> 00:19:04,310
But happy anniversary, Peter.
433
00:19:08,773 --> 00:19:10,692
This is awesome.
434
00:19:10,692 --> 00:19:13,611
You know, for a fat guy,
Peter's got a tiny ass.
435
00:19:13,611 --> 00:19:16,156
Perfectly separated popcorn, anyone?
436
00:19:17,699 --> 00:19:19,492
This is good.
Where'd you get it?
437
00:19:19,492 --> 00:19:21,578
An elder abuse victim
sent it to the station
438
00:19:21,578 --> 00:19:24,748
as a thank-you
for arresting her grandson.
439
00:19:24,748 --> 00:19:26,791
I'm just glad something good
came out of it.
440
00:19:40,430 --> 00:19:42,849
Don't be late for work,
now, Peter.
441
00:19:42,849 --> 00:19:45,560
- Yah!
- Ooh! Ow. Fresh.
442
00:19:45,560 --> 00:19:47,354
See you tonight.
443
00:19:47,354 --> 00:19:49,105
It's good to see you two
getting along.
444
00:19:49,105 --> 00:19:51,191
Oh, yeah. Our marriage
will be just fine
445
00:19:51,191 --> 00:19:53,735
as long as Peter remembers
that I am everything
446
00:19:53,735 --> 00:19:55,111
and he is nothing.
447
00:19:55,111 --> 00:19:56,488
Is Stewie still sleeping?
448
00:19:56,488 --> 00:19:58,615
Probably. He was up
pretty late last night.
449
00:19:58,615 --> 00:20:00,617
I'll go check on him.
450
00:20:00,617 --> 00:20:02,494
Stewie, you up?
451
00:20:02,494 --> 00:20:03,787
That was some...
452
00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:11,878
Oh, my God!
453
00:20:11,878 --> 00:20:13,505
Damn it, Stewie, I told you
454
00:20:13,505 --> 00:20:15,465
you were too little
to have a fridge in your room.
455
00:20:15,465 --> 00:20:19,094
Oh... Oh, God.