The enemy has landed at Omaha Beach and is pressing east.
The allied tank assault through Italy
is hitting us with tons and tons of poopy shots.
And now the Soviet forces
are advancing on Munich.
Oh, noo!
It's okay.
We'll be fine once Naval Captain Georg von Trapp,
from the landlocked territory of Austria, reports for duty.
My Fuhrer, von Trapp…
Captain von Trapp and his family escaped to Switzerland
because some nuns messed with a jeep.
Everyone who believes we can still have a decent
Third Reich Talent Show without the Family von Trapp,
I wish to speak to you privately.
HOW COULD YOU LET THIS HAPPEN?!
When the von Trapps sang "So Long, Farewell",
they were clearly saying so long to the Nazi guys!
How could you miss the subtext?!
My Fuhrer,
we still have the third-prize winner,
Fraulein Schweiger--
Oh, the lady who keeps bowing again and again?
It was a funny bit, mein Fuhrer--
It was one bit!
Sure, it's amusing,
but you can't build a whole show on that!
It'll get old!
It already did get old!
Look at how annoyed Max was by the end of it!
I don't get these references.
Maybe watch less TikTok and more "Sound of Music", you idiot.