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The enemy has landed at Omaha Beach
and is pressing east.

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The allied tank assault through Italy

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is hitting us with tons and tons
of poopy shots.

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And now the Soviet forces

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are advancing on Munich.

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Oh, noo!

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It's okay.

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We'll be fine once
Naval Captain Georg von Trapp,

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from the landlocked territory of Austria,
reports for duty.

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My Fuhrer, von Trapp…

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Captain von Trapp and his family
escaped to Switzerland

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because some nuns messed with a jeep.

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Everyone who believes
we can still have a decent

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Third Reich Talent Show without
the Family von Trapp,

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I wish to speak to you privately.

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HOW COULD YOU LET THIS HAPPEN?!

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When the von Trapps sang
"So Long, Farewell",

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they were clearly saying
so long to the Nazi guys!

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How could you miss the subtext?!

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My Fuhrer,

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we still have the third-prize winner,

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Fraulein Schweiger--

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Oh, the lady who keeps bowing
again and again?

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It was a funny bit, mein Fuhrer--

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It was one bit!

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Sure, it's amusing,

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but you can't build a whole show on that!

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It'll get old!

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It already did get old!

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Look at how annoyed
Max was by the end of it!

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I don't get these references.

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Maybe watch less TikTok
and more "Sound of Music", you idiot.