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♪ It seems today that all you see ♪
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♪ Is violence in movies and sex on TV ♪
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♪ But where are those good
old-fashioned values ♪
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♪ On which we used to rely? ♪
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♪ Lucky there's a family guy ♪
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♪ Lucky there's a man
who positively can do ♪
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♪ All the things that make us ♪
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♪ Laugh and cry ♪
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♪ He's... a... Fam... ily... Guy! ♪
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Sync and corrections by btsix
www.addic7ed.com.
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What are you doing to Dad?
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What? I'm going to the grocery store.
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Okay, you remember Memento? That.
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Don't forget the cucumbers, Peter.
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All right. Where's that?
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Oh, hey, right, 'cause of
that thing we started doing.
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By the way, speaking of
which, best "O" ever.
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I felt dirty for an hour,
but it's gone now.
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Now I just can't wait for night.
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I wish you hadn't said
that at full volume
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in front of our children.
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I can't tell if they have
a really good marriage
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or a really bad one.
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I feel like it's weird but strong.
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Like Danny Trejo.
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Thank you for noticing.
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You ready for movie
marathon day, Rupert?
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Ah, I was born ready, too.
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All right, time for Fast and the Furious
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one through seven.
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All right, let's get (BLEEP) high.
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You can't be high for this, Brian.
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This is serious stuff.
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This is a 14-hour meditation
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on the importance of family, fast cars,
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product placement, racial
ambiguity and family.
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Where's eight? Didn't
that one just come out?
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Someone said they were
going to get me eight
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on Blu-ray for my birthday,
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and someone got me a limited edition
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Michael Kors pebbled
leather tote bag instead.
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- You love that bag.
- I know. You're the best.
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Okay, put in Fast 6.
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You're starting with six?
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Um, yeah. We're going in
order from best to worst.
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Six, five, seven, three... I
know that's controversial...
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One, four, two.
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By the way, don't tell Rupert
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about Paul Walker being D-E-A-D.
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He doesn't know.
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All right. So, what's the plot?
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Oh, you don't understand these movies.
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(TIRES SQUEALING OVER TV)
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What was that, Rupert?
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Oh, yes.
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Yes.
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No.
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I don't know. Maybe? Maybe bi?
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That's Ludacris. That's not Tyrese.
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What are you talking about?
They look nothing alike.
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Ludacris looks like a human peanut,
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and Tyrese looks slick.
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He looks like a Chinese black.
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Like Africa and Asia had sex
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while Europe sat on a chair
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in the corner of the
hotel room and watched.
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Ludacris, human peanut.
Tyrese, Chinese black.
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Are you gonna keep talking like
this during the whole thing?
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What? I'm answering Rupert's questions.
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Now we're gonna have to rewind.
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We just missed the scene where
half the team steals a tank
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while the other half pretends
to be a DJ for some reason.
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- Damn it.
- Yeah, okay.
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- I'm going to the bar.
- Suit yourself.
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Rupert and I are
just fine without you.
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(DOOR CLOSES)
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(LAUGHS) You're right.
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I bet he is on his period.
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Whatever that means.
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La, la, la, la. Stop, stop, stop, stop.
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Gross, gross, gross. Ew, ew, ew.
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No, no, no. No. Ew. Ew.
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A loaf of bread, a container of milk
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and a stick of butter.
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A loaf of milk, a container of bread
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and a Joe Dirt DVD.
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A Joe Dirt DVD, Scarlett Johansson
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and treasure from a fish tank.
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P.A. ANNOUNCER: Attention, shoppers.
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Beloved cereal icon Boo Berry
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is now greeting customers in aisle six.
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(GASPS) Boo Berry?
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The Boo Berry?
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Are there imposter Boo Berries?
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Hey, watch it.
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Oh, Mr. Boo Berry, I'm your biggest fan.
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You're not the one threatening me
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on Facebook, are you?
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No, no. No, not-not you. Not you.
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Hey, you know what I always
loved about your cereal?
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It tasted like blueberries.
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Oh, my God. Boo Berries.
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And you're... and you're a ghost.
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'Cause... So that-that's the "boo."
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Did you guys know you were
doing that? Oh, my God.
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- Anyway, can I shake your hand?
- Sure.
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♪ ♪
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(GASPS)
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I've been touched by greatness.
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I am never washing this hand again.
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This is the best thing to happen to me
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since I became a wisecracking,
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fourth-wall-breaking superhero.
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Call me Redstool.
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The treatment didn't give me powers,
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but it did spread cancer to my anus.
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♪ Just call me anus ♪
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♪ Of the morning ♪
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♪ Anus ♪
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♪ Just touch my cheek ♪
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♪ Before you leave me ♪
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♪ Anus ♪
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♪ This violence juxtaposed to music ♪
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♪ Anus ♪
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♪ Decapitation ♪
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♪ In slow-motion ♪
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♪ Anus. ♪
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(ACTION MUSIC PLAYS ON TV)
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(YAWNS)
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Sorry, Rupert. I think
I'm down for the count.
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You okay if I go to bed?
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Oh, I like that we're comfortable
doing things separately, too.
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Good night.
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Do me a favor and don't wake
me when you come up, though.
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Yes, you do. You always
step on the creaky board.
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Yes, you do. Every time.
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No, you're being a little bitch.
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Don't go to bed angry.
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Don't go to bed angry.
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Defuse. Defuse.
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Rupert, I'm sorry.
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I overreacted.
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Now you say you're sorry.
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What do you mean, "For what"?
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I hate you!
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(GROANS)
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I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
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I love you. I value you.
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We're not escalating. It's fine.
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I'll see you in the morning.
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Good night.
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(BIRDS CHIRPING)
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VIN DIESEL: Hi, this is Vin Diesel.
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Welcome to the DVD menu.
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Why don't you grab yourself a Corona,
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hit play and enjoy the ride.
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Hi, this is Vin Diesel.
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Welcome to the DVD menu.
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Oh, boy, you're hungover.
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How are you going to do nothing today?
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Oh, my God.
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Rupert?
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(SNORING)
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No! Rupert!
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Rupert!
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Hi, this is Vin Diesel.
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Oh, man, did your friend
kill your other friend?
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That's betrayal.
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That's not strong.
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Danny Trejo is strong.
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Aw. (CHUCKLES) Come on, guys.
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This is getting embarrassing.
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♪ ♪
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Murderer!
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You killed Rupert.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Hey, whoa. Hey, what's going on?
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You killed my best friend
is what's going on.
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Oh. Uh-oh.
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Bear-killing bastard.
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Oh, my God. Stewie, I am so sorry.
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I-I was drunk. It was an accident.
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I must have thought he was a chew toy.
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So? If you were driving
drunk and ran him over,
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would you still go to jail?
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Yes! You killed him.
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Let me make it up to you, please.
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How about you kill something I love?
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How about I do that?
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa. Okay.
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Okay, that's-that's fine. That's fair.
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No, I-I meant, like-like...
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like my favorite tennis ball.
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You're comparing Rupert
to a tennis ball?
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What is wrong with you?
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No wonder you two never got along.
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He always knew there was
something off about you,
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and now we know what it
was. You're a psycho!
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- Stewie, I didn't mean to...
- Shut up!
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- You don't understand. I...
- Shut up.
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Stop trying. It's over.
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Look at me. Watch. See what I'm doing?
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Twitter: Unfollow.
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Instagram: Unfollow.
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Snapchat: Unfollow.
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And there we go. Done.
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We are not friends anymore.
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- But, Stewie...
- Bye.
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Dikembe Mutombo, will you do the thing?
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Brian, you are blocked.
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(LAUGHS)
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♪ ♪
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Why are you brushing your
teeth with your left hand?
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Can't risk the right getting wet, Lois.
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Boo Berry touched it, and it is now
a sacred space, like a temple.
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Okay. Well, I'm gonna
have middle-aged woman,
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boobs-falling-off-to-the-side sleep now.
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(SNORES)
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Hey, Chris, have you seen...
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What, uh... what-what are you doing?
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Operating my thriving
quinceañera dress business.
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Do me a favor, stand on that chair?
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Uh, okay.
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So, what's up?
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I'm looking for Stewie.
He and I had a fight,
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and I'm scared he might've
done something drastic.
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Him? (CHUCKLES)
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You're the one who killed his friend.
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Okay, I see he got to you before I did.
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It's a stuffed animal, Chris.
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Yeah, well, he cremated
that stuffed animal,
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and he's going to Vermont
to scatter the ashes.
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What? I got to go after him.
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Not until I finish fitting this.
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How you feeling? Bueno? Fits good?
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This isn't mine.
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Do you or do you not feel bonita?
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I feel bonita.
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Wonderful, because you look bonita.
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Gracias, cariña, puedes
recogerlo el miércoles.
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Pablo is gonna lose his mind.
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Mwah.
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Stewie!
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Hmm. Well, violent murderers
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can often be found at bus stations,
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so why am I surprised?
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You can't go to Vermont alone.
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I'm not. Got Rupert with me.
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He and I had an agreement,
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if he died first, I would scatter
his ashes on a mountain.
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If I died first, he would
throw my body whole
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into the fountain at the Bellagio.
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I don't care. I'm coming with you.
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Well, you're not going to sit with me.
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Oh, come on. If I don't, I'll get stuck
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next to that guy with the heavy hands.
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Hi, doggy.
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(GROANS)
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(CHUCKLES) Serves you right.
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And a baby.
261
00:10:00,005 --> 00:10:01,877
(GROANS)
262
00:10:01,878 --> 00:10:04,294
(BIRD SQUAWKING)
263
00:10:15,070 --> 00:10:17,073
♪ ♪
264
00:10:29,042 --> 00:10:30,642
I can hear you following me.
265
00:10:30,643 --> 00:10:32,181
- Good.
- I swear to God,
266
00:10:32,182 --> 00:10:33,538
do not take one step further,
267
00:10:33,539 --> 00:10:35,091
or I will hit you.
268
00:10:36,323 --> 00:10:37,341
That's it!
269
00:10:37,342 --> 00:10:38,369
(GRUNTS)
270
00:10:38,370 --> 00:10:41,156
Leave! Me! Alone! Murderer!
271
00:10:41,157 --> 00:10:42,513
Stewie, stop! Stop, all right?
272
00:10:42,514 --> 00:10:45,057
Look, why are you being such
a jerk over a stupid bear?
273
00:10:45,058 --> 00:10:47,051
Don't you disrespect the dead!
274
00:10:47,052 --> 00:10:48,718
♪ ♪
275
00:10:48,719 --> 00:10:50,206
(GROWLS)
276
00:10:52,518 --> 00:10:53,558
Aah!
277
00:10:53,559 --> 00:10:56,027
(GRUNTING)
278
00:10:56,028 --> 00:10:57,028
Aah!
279
00:10:58,781 --> 00:11:00,948
He's not dead! He was never alive!
280
00:11:00,949 --> 00:11:02,296
You take those words back!
281
00:11:02,297 --> 00:11:04,669
He wouldn't care! He didn't
hear them! He's a doll!
282
00:11:04,670 --> 00:11:06,121
He was my best friend!
283
00:11:07,338 --> 00:11:09,465
I'm supposed to be your best friend.
284
00:11:09,466 --> 00:11:10,507
Well, you're not!
285
00:11:10,508 --> 00:11:13,002
You're a bloodthirsty,
cold-hearted murderer!
286
00:11:13,003 --> 00:11:14,345
Fine. You're right.
287
00:11:14,346 --> 00:11:15,963
You know what? It wasn't an accident.
288
00:11:15,964 --> 00:11:17,631
I knew he wasn't a chew toy.
289
00:11:17,632 --> 00:11:19,550
I was sick of you talking
to him all the time.
290
00:11:19,551 --> 00:11:21,452
I was sick of you
complaining to him about me
291
00:11:21,453 --> 00:11:22,720
when I'm right there in the room.
292
00:11:22,721 --> 00:11:25,690
And I was sick of always playing
second fiddle to that bear!
293
00:11:25,691 --> 00:11:27,918
He's not even real!
294
00:11:28,627 --> 00:11:30,094
You did it...
295
00:11:30,712 --> 00:11:32,214
on purpose?
296
00:11:33,248 --> 00:11:35,026
(YELLS)
297
00:11:35,027 --> 00:11:37,220
(CHOKING)
298
00:11:40,099 --> 00:11:41,739
(SCREAMING)
299
00:11:41,740 --> 00:11:43,212
(GRUNTS)
300
00:11:43,213 --> 00:11:44,451
Stewie!
301
00:11:45,149 --> 00:11:46,784
(GRUNTS, STRAINING)
302
00:11:46,785 --> 00:11:48,363
Oh, my God, Stewie!
303
00:11:49,525 --> 00:11:50,994
(IMITATES BOMB EXPLODING)
304
00:11:50,995 --> 00:11:52,918
Ah, I didn't know we were blowing it up.
305
00:11:56,144 --> 00:11:58,147
♪ ♪
306
00:12:03,426 --> 00:12:04,743
Rupert! Where...
307
00:12:04,744 --> 00:12:05,824
Oh, there you are.
308
00:12:06,413 --> 00:12:08,304
- Stewie, you're hurt.
- It's just my ankle.
309
00:12:08,305 --> 00:12:10,483
- It's not a big deal.
- It's already swelling up.
310
00:12:10,484 --> 00:12:12,051
- Just let me...
- Back off!
311
00:12:12,052 --> 00:12:14,085
I'm doing this on my own. For Rupert.
312
00:12:14,086 --> 00:12:16,107
(GRUNTING)
313
00:12:17,440 --> 00:12:19,749
(SIGHS) Damn it, Stewie, just...
314
00:12:19,750 --> 00:12:21,219
just sit there, will ya?
315
00:12:21,220 --> 00:12:22,403
I'll-I'll get us up.
316
00:12:23,895 --> 00:12:25,498
I didn't want your help.
317
00:12:25,499 --> 00:12:27,117
Well, you need it, so it's happening.
318
00:12:30,787 --> 00:12:32,805
This isn't going to make
me forgive you, you know.
319
00:12:32,806 --> 00:12:33,823
That's fine.
320
00:12:33,824 --> 00:12:35,441
I'm going to say uncomplimentary things
321
00:12:35,442 --> 00:12:38,243
- about your ass the whole way.
- Go ahead.
322
00:12:38,244 --> 00:12:40,847
You know, maybe it's appropriate
that you're my ride up.
323
00:12:40,848 --> 00:12:43,081
Rupert always called you my "bitch."
324
00:12:43,082 --> 00:12:45,017
Want to know some of the
other things he called you?
325
00:12:45,018 --> 00:12:46,419
Fat Lassie.
326
00:12:46,420 --> 00:12:47,753
Scooby-Don't.
327
00:12:47,754 --> 00:12:49,121
Rin Tin Twink.
328
00:12:49,122 --> 00:12:50,355
Poopy Snoopy.
329
00:12:50,356 --> 00:12:51,990
Marma-dookie.
330
00:12:51,991 --> 00:12:54,660
Clifford the Big Red Sphincter
That We See All the Time.
331
00:12:54,661 --> 00:12:56,662
Because You Don't Put Your Tail Down.
332
00:12:56,663 --> 00:12:58,616
Snoop Doggy Dick.
333
00:13:02,237 --> 00:13:03,237
Hey, guys.
334
00:13:05,289 --> 00:13:07,692
(BIRDS CHIRPING, THUNDER CRASHING)
335
00:13:09,359 --> 00:13:11,944
- What the hell is that?
- My Boo Berry hand.
336
00:13:11,945 --> 00:13:13,546
I swore I'd never wash it again,
337
00:13:13,547 --> 00:13:15,113
even though Lois keeps telling me to.
338
00:13:15,114 --> 00:13:16,549
You should listen to her.
339
00:13:16,550 --> 00:13:18,117
Yeah, Peter, that's disgusting.
340
00:13:18,118 --> 00:13:20,121
- Oh, yeah? Take that!
- Aah!
341
00:13:20,122 --> 00:13:22,301
(GIGGLES) That started
happening yesterday.
342
00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:24,557
To the bathroom!
343
00:13:24,558 --> 00:13:26,291
We got to get him to wash that hand.
344
00:13:26,292 --> 00:13:27,693
Yeah. I'll text Lois,
345
00:13:27,694 --> 00:13:29,695
see if we can't all
come up with something.
346
00:13:29,696 --> 00:13:31,363
Just reply to that last GIF she sent
347
00:13:31,364 --> 00:13:33,165
of the sloth putting on the headphones.
348
00:13:33,166 --> 00:13:34,400
(CHUCKLES)
349
00:13:34,401 --> 00:13:35,902
I love that one.
350
00:13:35,903 --> 00:13:37,837
Is it weird that we're in a group text
351
00:13:37,838 --> 00:13:39,872
with our friend's wife
but not our friend?
352
00:13:39,873 --> 00:13:42,375
No, what's weird is that
your Bitmoji can walk.
353
00:13:42,376 --> 00:13:45,411
I'm allowed to have legs
in the phone world!
354
00:13:45,412 --> 00:13:47,432
(WIND WHISTLING)
355
00:13:52,232 --> 00:13:55,105
You know, once we're done here,
I'm never speaking to you again.
356
00:13:55,106 --> 00:13:56,738
Well, how the hell was
I supposed to know
357
00:13:56,739 --> 00:13:58,039
it was gonna upset you so much?
358
00:13:58,040 --> 00:14:00,075
How? How?!
359
00:14:00,076 --> 00:14:02,632
You saw me spend almost
every single minute
360
00:14:02,633 --> 00:14:05,380
of every single day with
Rupert since I was born!
361
00:14:05,381 --> 00:14:07,141
And you don't... up-up,
hang on, hang on.
362
00:14:07,142 --> 00:14:08,167
Another hiker going by.
363
00:14:08,168 --> 00:14:09,835
One of us is going the wrong way. Heh.
364
00:14:09,836 --> 00:14:12,704
Ha-ha-ha! When are they gonna
put in the elevator, right?
365
00:14:12,705 --> 00:14:13,805
Ha-ha-ha.
366
00:14:13,806 --> 00:14:14,840
I loved Rupert!
367
00:14:14,841 --> 00:14:16,776
He was the most important
thing in my life,
368
00:14:16,777 --> 00:14:19,111
and you willfully violated
the sanctity and trust
369
00:14:19,112 --> 00:14:21,247
of our friendship when
you destroyed him!
370
00:14:21,248 --> 00:14:23,690
Stewie... I just don't get it.
371
00:14:23,691 --> 00:14:25,611
You're so mature in so many ways.
372
00:14:25,612 --> 00:14:27,353
You're... you're the smartest
person in the house.
373
00:14:27,354 --> 00:14:29,104
You're incredibly perceptive.
374
00:14:29,105 --> 00:14:31,823
You're wiser than people
40 times your age.
375
00:14:31,824 --> 00:14:34,776
Why is Rupert the one baby
thing you're hanging onto?
376
00:14:34,777 --> 00:14:36,511
Why are you so upset over a doll
377
00:14:36,512 --> 00:14:38,246
when I'm real and I'm still here?
378
00:14:38,247 --> 00:14:40,874
Because Rupert was going
to be with me forever!
379
00:14:40,875 --> 00:14:42,835
He wasn't ever going to leave!
380
00:14:43,945 --> 00:14:46,046
So what? I'm not leaving you, either.
381
00:14:46,047 --> 00:14:48,006
Oh, really? Brian, let's be honest.
382
00:14:48,007 --> 00:14:49,382
You're a middle-aged dog.
383
00:14:49,383 --> 00:14:51,051
You don't have that many years left.
384
00:14:51,052 --> 00:14:53,637
And one day, all too soon,
I'm gonna be crying
385
00:14:53,638 --> 00:14:55,376
at your funeral in an Armani suit,
386
00:14:55,377 --> 00:14:57,268
and people are gonna be
like, "Oh, nice suit,"
387
00:14:57,269 --> 00:14:58,674
and I'm gonna be like,
"Why are you talking
388
00:14:58,675 --> 00:15:01,786
about my awesome $2,000
suit... my friend's dead!"
389
00:15:01,787 --> 00:15:03,122
Feels like that story is less about me
390
00:15:03,123 --> 00:15:04,490
and more about your suit.
391
00:15:04,491 --> 00:15:06,691
Go to hell! Besides,
if you don't believe
392
00:15:06,692 --> 00:15:09,261
Rupert was real, why are
you so jealous of him?
393
00:15:09,262 --> 00:15:11,797
Why does it bother you how upset I am?
394
00:15:11,798 --> 00:15:12,864
That...
395
00:15:12,865 --> 00:15:14,599
is a very good point.
396
00:15:14,600 --> 00:15:17,703
Damn right it is, you joyless,
fake-wisdom-spouting...
397
00:15:17,704 --> 00:15:20,539
Hey. Heh. When are they gonna put
in the elevator, right? Heh.
398
00:15:20,540 --> 00:15:22,808
Yeah. That other guy said that to me.
399
00:15:22,809 --> 00:15:24,068
Nice shorts.
400
00:15:28,865 --> 00:15:30,849
For the record, I would have preferred
401
00:15:30,850 --> 00:15:32,550
to dress as Frankenburry.
402
00:15:32,551 --> 00:15:34,884
- That doesn't make any sense.
- And this does?
403
00:15:34,885 --> 00:15:36,722
If anything, we all three should've been.
404
00:15:36,723 --> 00:15:38,490
Snap, Crackle and Pop.
405
00:15:38,491 --> 00:15:41,576
Yeah, we missed an opportunity there.
406
00:15:41,577 --> 00:15:43,395
- It's fine.
- We did this wrong!
407
00:15:43,396 --> 00:15:45,689
Joe, it's fine. It's...
Cleveland, just ring the bell.
408
00:15:45,690 --> 00:15:46,690
(DOORBELL RINGS)
409
00:15:46,691 --> 00:15:48,816
(STILTED): Oh, I wonder
who that could be.
410
00:15:48,817 --> 00:15:49,886
I'll get it.
411
00:15:52,155 --> 00:15:54,919
- Oh, my God!
- Count Chocula!
412
00:15:54,920 --> 00:15:56,074
That's right.
413
00:15:56,075 --> 00:15:59,978
Silly rabbit, Count
Chocula tastes grrreat!
414
00:15:59,979 --> 00:16:02,714
Oh, it's an honor to meet you, sir.
415
00:16:02,715 --> 00:16:03,916
(SCRUBBING)
416
00:16:03,917 --> 00:16:05,918
Aah!
417
00:16:05,919 --> 00:16:08,020
- Wh-What's happening?
- We got you, Peter.
418
00:16:08,021 --> 00:16:09,855
Yeah, there's a golf
ball scrubber in there.
419
00:16:09,856 --> 00:16:11,145
Just relax and let it happen.
420
00:16:11,146 --> 00:16:12,758
No! No!
421
00:16:12,759 --> 00:16:15,412
My miraculous tiny life-forms!
422
00:16:16,880 --> 00:16:19,832
(RUMBLING)
423
00:16:19,833 --> 00:16:21,251
(CREATURES CHITTERING)
424
00:16:25,554 --> 00:16:27,190
(SCREAMING)
425
00:16:33,063 --> 00:16:34,680
Where are we going, Father?
426
00:16:34,681 --> 00:16:37,116
To a place better than this, son.
427
00:16:38,635 --> 00:16:40,285
FATHER AND SON: Yay!
428
00:16:40,286 --> 00:16:42,206
♪ ♪
429
00:16:53,483 --> 00:16:55,601
Well, Rupert, we made it.
430
00:16:55,602 --> 00:16:56,953
It's beautiful up here.
431
00:16:57,937 --> 00:17:00,221
So should... should we just...
432
00:17:00,222 --> 00:17:02,040
sprinkle him around randomly, or...?
433
00:17:02,041 --> 00:17:04,610
Oh, don't be a savage,
Brian. What is your problem?
434
00:17:04,611 --> 00:17:06,464
We have to have the ceremony first.
435
00:17:07,831 --> 00:17:09,555
Dearest Rupert,
436
00:17:09,556 --> 00:17:10,647
we're here.
437
00:17:11,494 --> 00:17:13,285
I never wanted this to happen,
438
00:17:13,286 --> 00:17:15,703
and it happened far, far too soon.
439
00:17:15,704 --> 00:17:16,955
But...
440
00:17:16,956 --> 00:17:18,187
(CRYING): I can't.
441
00:17:19,092 --> 00:17:20,959
You... you do it.
442
00:17:20,960 --> 00:17:22,227
Wha... What?
443
00:17:22,228 --> 00:17:25,097
You give the eulogy. I'm
too upset. I can't.
444
00:17:25,098 --> 00:17:26,632
What am I supposed to say?
445
00:17:26,633 --> 00:17:29,067
I don't know, Just...
just tell the truth.
446
00:17:29,068 --> 00:17:32,638
Let-let Rupert know how important he is.
447
00:17:32,639 --> 00:17:34,458
Okay, um...
448
00:17:35,458 --> 00:17:36,975
Rupert was...
449
00:17:36,976 --> 00:17:38,977
a-a great bear,
450
00:17:38,978 --> 00:17:41,413
uh, a great, uh...
451
00:17:41,414 --> 00:17:43,782
- Power bottom.
- Right, right, okay.
452
00:17:43,783 --> 00:17:47,653
But most importantly of
all, he was a great friend.
453
00:17:47,654 --> 00:17:50,355
He was always there
whenever Stewie needed him.
454
00:17:50,356 --> 00:17:52,524
He was understanding.
455
00:17:52,525 --> 00:17:53,781
He always listened.
456
00:17:54,362 --> 00:17:56,287
He made Stewie a better person.
457
00:17:57,555 --> 00:17:58,597
Stewie...
458
00:17:59,333 --> 00:18:00,967
and I are both...
459
00:18:01,434 --> 00:18:04,436
incredibly grateful for all
the time we had with you,
460
00:18:04,437 --> 00:18:07,039
and we wouldn't change a single moment.
461
00:18:07,040 --> 00:18:08,774
Except the end.
462
00:18:08,775 --> 00:18:09,975
Sorry about that.
463
00:18:09,976 --> 00:18:12,445
Um, rest in peace, Rupert.
464
00:18:13,146 --> 00:18:15,013
♪ ♪
465
00:18:15,014 --> 00:18:17,668
(WIND WHISTLING SOFTLY)
466
00:18:22,872 --> 00:18:24,498
Thank you, Brian.
467
00:18:25,291 --> 00:18:26,333
That was...
468
00:18:26,893 --> 00:18:28,294
that was beautiful.
469
00:18:28,795 --> 00:18:30,295
(TAKES DEEP BREATH)
470
00:18:30,296 --> 00:18:33,198
♪ How do I ♪
471
00:18:33,199 --> 00:18:36,134
♪ Say good-bye ♪
472
00:18:36,135 --> 00:18:40,030
♪ To what we had? ♪
473
00:18:40,686 --> 00:18:42,945
♪ The good times ♪
474
00:18:42,946 --> 00:18:45,744
♪ That made us laugh ♪
475
00:18:45,745 --> 00:18:49,366
♪ Outweigh the bad ♪
476
00:18:51,368 --> 00:18:53,010
♪ I thought ♪
477
00:18:53,820 --> 00:18:56,944
♪ We'd get to see forever ♪
478
00:18:57,798 --> 00:19:00,425
♪ But forever's ♪
479
00:19:00,426 --> 00:19:03,220
♪ Gone away ♪
480
00:19:03,863 --> 00:19:06,698
(HARMONIZING): ♪ It's so hard ♪
481
00:19:06,699 --> 00:19:09,959
♪ To say good-bye ♪
482
00:19:09,960 --> 00:19:13,338
- ♪ To yesterday ♪
- (RAISES PITCH): ♪ To yesterday... ♪
483
00:19:13,339 --> 00:19:15,172
♪ Go up there, Brian. ♪
484
00:19:15,173 --> 00:19:17,609
Okay, Brian, now pour it out.
485
00:19:17,610 --> 00:19:19,813
- What?
- Pour it out, whatever you have.
486
00:19:19,814 --> 00:19:20,946
Pour it out.
487
00:19:20,947 --> 00:19:23,358
I have a Gatorade bottle
full of pee from the bus.
488
00:19:23,359 --> 00:19:25,075
Pour it out for Rupert.
489
00:19:28,705 --> 00:19:30,708
♪ ♪
490
00:19:37,814 --> 00:19:40,699
- BOYZ II MEN: ♪ I don't know ♪
- ♪ Ooh... ♪
491
00:19:40,700 --> 00:19:42,267
♪ Where this road ♪
492
00:19:42,268 --> 00:19:44,803
You're with Paul now, Rupert!
493
00:19:44,804 --> 00:19:46,405
- ♪ Is going ♪
- ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
494
00:19:46,406 --> 00:19:48,825
- ♪ To lead ♪
- ♪ Ooh... ♪
495
00:19:51,061 --> 00:19:53,779
♪ All I know ♪
496
00:19:53,780 --> 00:19:57,582
♪ Is where we've been ♪
497
00:19:57,583 --> 00:19:59,818
♪ And what we've been through ♪
498
00:19:59,819 --> 00:20:01,486
♪ Ooh... ♪
499
00:20:01,487 --> 00:20:03,506
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
500
00:20:04,841 --> 00:20:07,092
♪ If we get ♪
501
00:20:07,093 --> 00:20:09,928
♪ To see tomorrow ♪
502
00:20:09,929 --> 00:20:11,730
♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
503
00:20:11,731 --> 00:20:14,165
♪ I hope it's worth ♪
504
00:20:14,166 --> 00:20:16,000
♪ All the wait ♪
505
00:20:16,001 --> 00:20:18,136
♪ Ah, ah... ♪
506
00:20:18,137 --> 00:20:21,273
♪ It's so hard ♪
507
00:20:21,274 --> 00:20:22,474
♪ To say good-bye ♪
508
00:20:22,475 --> 00:20:24,343
♪ Bye ♪
509
00:20:24,344 --> 00:20:25,777
♪ To yesterday ♪
510
00:20:25,778 --> 00:20:28,013
♪ Day... ♪
511
00:20:28,014 --> 00:20:29,514
♪ ♪
512
00:20:29,515 --> 00:20:32,020
Rupert! You've come back to me!
513
00:20:32,021 --> 00:20:34,753
♪ And I'll take ♪
514
00:20:34,754 --> 00:20:37,856
♪ With me the memories ♪
515
00:20:37,857 --> 00:20:39,190
♪ The memories ♪
516
00:20:39,191 --> 00:20:41,626
♪ To be my sunshine ♪
517
00:20:41,627 --> 00:20:43,846
♪ After the rain ♪
518
00:20:45,180 --> 00:20:48,000
♪ It's so hard ♪
519
00:20:48,001 --> 00:20:51,303
♪ To say good-bye ♪
520
00:20:51,304 --> 00:20:52,838
♪ To yesterday ♪
521
00:20:52,839 --> 00:20:55,474
♪ Day... ♪
522
00:20:55,475 --> 00:20:58,477
♪ ♪
523
00:20:58,478 --> 00:21:00,496
- (SONG ENDS)
- (BELL DINGS)
524
00:21:00,497 --> 00:21:03,953
Sync and corrections by btsix
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