1 00:00:00,781 --> 00:00:04,092 .:: www.tv4user.de Proudly Presents ::. 2 00:00:04,093 --> 00:00:07,441 .:: Family Guy - S06E12 ::. .:: Long John Peter ::. 3 00:00:07,666 --> 00:00:11,030 .:: Timings by Revan ::. 4 00:00:11,543 --> 00:00:16,681 .:: Sync by Revan ::. 5 00:00:37,144 --> 00:00:38,435 God, I hate coming to the vet. 6 00:00:38,569 --> 00:00:41,028 They charge me 90 bucks a day to keep Brian here. 7 00:00:41,311 --> 00:00:43,452 For 60 bucks I can put him over to Holiday-In. 8 00:00:43,701 --> 00:00:44,895 Nah. Who's with me? 9 00:00:47,650 --> 00:00:51,416 My apologies. My pet Cricket has Restless-Legs-Syndrom. 10 00:00:52,247 --> 00:00:55,564 Ah. I hope Brians stomach pains aren't anything serious. 11 00:00:56,021 --> 00:00:58,801 Eh, look at that, Lois. That's why cats freak me out. 12 00:00:58,931 --> 00:01:01,981 He's doing that weird, stretchy leg thing. When they lick themselves. 13 00:01:05,535 --> 00:01:06,560 Look at that, huh? 14 00:01:06,894 --> 00:01:08,319 Look at that ****. 15 00:01:08,169 --> 00:01:09,284 Ehhhhyo. 16 00:01:09,535 --> 00:01:12,349 Oh, thank god the vets are here to help Brian. 17 00:01:12,460 --> 00:01:14,585 I wanna be a veterinarian when I grow up. 18 00:01:14,586 --> 00:01:15,929 Meg. We've been over this. 19 00:01:15,955 --> 00:01:19,569 You're gonna gain a 150 pounds and write ugly bety fan fiction. 20 00:01:19,627 --> 00:01:20,417 But dad. 21 00:01:20,445 --> 00:01:21,529 Meg. That's final. 22 00:01:21,608 --> 00:01:22,345 Meg. That's final. 23 00:01:22,530 --> 00:01:23,332 Meg. That's final. 24 00:01:23,333 --> 00:01:25,496 See? This bird knows what I'm talking about. 25 00:01:25,793 --> 00:01:26,461 Thank you. 26 00:01:26,462 --> 00:01:27,026 Thank you. 27 00:01:27,169 --> 00:01:27,740 Thank you. 28 00:01:27,764 --> 00:01:28,357 Thank you. 29 00:01:28,258 --> 00:01:29,281 You're very polite. 30 00:01:29,368 --> 00:01:30,032 You're very polite. 31 00:01:30,033 --> 00:01:33,220 You do not see that these days. You do not see that. 32 00:01:33,228 --> 00:01:33,949 I like you. 33 00:01:33,950 --> 00:01:34,582 I like you. 34 00:01:34,583 --> 00:01:35,783 Oh, thank god. 35 00:01:36,128 --> 00:01:38,027 You know you never really know what someboy thinks of you. 36 00:01:38,228 --> 00:01:39,909 But I'm glad I made a good first impression. 37 00:01:40,110 --> 00:01:41,762 Would you like to be friends? 38 00:01:41,828 --> 00:01:42,763 Like to be friends. 39 00:01:42,764 --> 00:01:44,969 Oh god, this is all going so smoothly. 40 00:01:44,970 --> 00:01:46,377 What's your name? I'm Peter. 41 00:01:46,378 --> 00:01:46,849 Peter. 42 00:01:46,952 --> 00:01:48,548 No way! That's my name! 43 00:01:48,549 --> 00:01:50,508 Hey you should come home and spend the night at my house. 44 00:01:50,509 --> 00:01:52,121 Lois, will you make up the guestroom? 45 00:01:52,122 --> 00:01:54,907 Peter, that's someones pet. You can't just take it. 46 00:01:54,908 --> 00:01:57,090 Well, maybe they never know it's gone. 47 00:02:03,808 --> 00:02:06,389 Oh, Brian. I'm so glad you're ok. 48 00:02:06,390 --> 00:02:07,532 Yes, he's doing fine. 49 00:02:07,533 --> 00:02:09,644 We were able to clear the stomach obstruction. 50 00:02:09,733 --> 00:02:11,649 Turns out, it was a used diper. 51 00:02:11,650 --> 00:02:15,226 - Iyehaa! Gross! - Ohoho, yeeees. 52 00:02:15,227 --> 00:02:17,231 Get off my back. I thought it was indian food. 53 00:02:17,232 --> 00:02:19,980 Oh, thank you so much for your help, Dr. Jewish. 54 00:02:19,981 --> 00:02:22,087 I really thought that we're gonna lose him. 55 00:02:22,088 --> 00:02:23,640 It was my pleasure, Mrs. Griffin. 56 00:02:23,741 --> 00:02:25,897 Go ahead and check out with my intern Anna. 57 00:02:37,935 --> 00:02:44,624 I never wanted anyone like this It's all brand new 58 00:02:44,625 --> 00:02:48,087 You'll feel it in my kiss 59 00:02:48,589 --> 00:02:50,725 I'm crazy for you. 60 00:02:50,726 --> 00:02:54,137 Bah Bah Bah Bah 61 00:02:54,519 --> 00:02:58,366 Ah-ah. 62 00:02:58,877 --> 00:03:00,370 Crazy for you. 63 00:03:03,728 --> 00:03:06,101 We now return to "busy business lady", 64 00:03:06,102 --> 00:03:07,429 whose life is missing something, 65 00:03:07,461 --> 00:03:10,242 but she doesn't realize it, because she's so busy with business. 66 00:03:10,643 --> 00:03:12,416 No, no, I cannot make this business meeting. 67 00:03:12,417 --> 00:03:14,288 I've got a different business meeting at 3:00, 68 00:03:14,289 --> 00:03:15,289 and we will doing business there. 69 00:03:15,949 --> 00:03:17,617 I was wondering if you're free for coffee. 70 00:03:17,618 --> 00:03:18,618 Oh, no, I can't! 71 00:03:18,719 --> 00:03:21,247 I've got a lunch meeting and then a meeting after lunch. 72 00:03:21,269 --> 00:03:21,623 After that... 73 00:03:23,005 --> 00:03:24,320 Over the next 90 minutes... 74 00:03:24,452 --> 00:03:28,105 I'd like to show you that all your problems can be solved by my penis. 75 00:03:36,389 --> 00:03:37,115 Hey guys. 76 00:03:37,130 --> 00:03:38,838 What is going on? 77 00:03:38,954 --> 00:03:40,289 - No way! - Coool! 78 00:03:40,290 --> 00:03:41,390 That thing don't bite, do it? 79 00:03:41,792 --> 00:03:44,220 Guys, say hello to Adrien Beaky. 80 00:03:44,342 --> 00:03:45,454 Pick a lane, bitch. 81 00:03:45,455 --> 00:03:48,554 Ehehe. Ain't that funny? He heard me say that on the way over in the cab. 82 00:03:48,589 --> 00:03:50,513 I gotta pee, where's that snapple bottle? 83 00:03:51,718 --> 00:03:53,552 I had a gay experiance at camp. 84 00:03:54,529 --> 00:03:57,876 W-Wait, we had the radio on and we were talking about some goofy stuff. 85 00:03:57,877 --> 00:03:59,187 So, what, what are you guys drinking? 86 00:03:59,322 --> 00:04:02,471 Hey Peter, you kind of look like a pirat with that thing on your shoulder. 87 00:04:02,671 --> 00:04:04,327 A Pirat? Ah, cool. 88 00:04:04,350 --> 00:04:05,845 You should get a pirat name. 89 00:04:05,880 --> 00:04:06,737 And a peg-leg. 90 00:04:06,738 --> 00:04:07,738 And a hook-hand. 91 00:04:07,939 --> 00:04:09,510 And you should have sex with that crossing guard, 92 00:04:09,511 --> 00:04:11,827 even though she looked young and then i found out she was 12. 93 00:04:12,889 --> 00:04:14,166 I mean, you should get an eye patch. 94 00:04:15,629 --> 00:04:16,705 Eye patch would be cool. 95 00:04:21,202 --> 00:04:24,751 Mom, can we go back to the vet and see the pretty vet assistant again? 96 00:04:24,811 --> 00:04:27,304 Well, I guess if Brian get sick again. 97 00:04:27,386 --> 00:04:29,818 Oh, boy! Hey Brian, look! 98 00:04:30,571 --> 00:04:32,746 Brian's sick. Mom, get your keys! 99 00:04:32,789 --> 00:04:34,344 Chris, I'm not going to the vet. 100 00:04:35,113 --> 00:04:37,159 Haha. There's me wench. 101 00:04:37,160 --> 00:04:39,009 Peter, what the hell are you doing? 102 00:04:38,977 --> 00:04:41,702 That's Long John Peter to you, Porthole. 103 00:04:43,950 --> 00:04:47,562 Fetch me five tankards of ale and a leg of mutton for me maties! 104 00:04:50,153 --> 00:04:51,512 Who the hell are those guys? 105 00:04:51,546 --> 00:04:54,342 Just a few sea dogs from my fishin' boat days. 106 00:04:54,342 --> 00:04:55,987 I don't care who they are. They stink. 107 00:04:56,027 --> 00:04:56,769 Get 'em out of here! 108 00:04:56,789 --> 00:04:58,594 They stink of good cheer, Lois. 109 00:05:01,866 --> 00:05:03,830 After we've had our fill of bread and wine, 110 00:05:03,865 --> 00:05:05,487 we shall tell tales of other times we had 111 00:05:05,518 --> 00:05:07,301 our fill of bread and wine. 112 00:05:07,585 --> 00:05:11,862 God, this is a more disturbing sight then Tom Hanks and E.T. in Philadelphia. 113 00:05:12,274 --> 00:05:14,657 Ouch... 114 00:05:14,892 --> 00:05:15,686 Here you go, you're good. 115 00:05:15,687 --> 00:05:17,053 You didn't touch me. 116 00:05:17,054 --> 00:05:18,508 I don't wanna to get AIDS. 117 00:05:24,010 --> 00:05:25,874 Ahhhh, Kristallnacht! 118 00:05:25,975 --> 00:05:30,579 Ahaaa. 'Tis Long John Peter and his merry men come seeking plunder. 119 00:05:30,580 --> 00:05:33,346 All your Tuck's Medicated Pads be ours. 120 00:05:33,347 --> 00:05:35,202 Ahh! Oh my God! 121 00:05:35,503 --> 00:05:37,757 Oh, Dod, why are you doing this!? 122 00:05:37,792 --> 00:05:39,461 Ahaaa. For no reason. 123 00:05:39,462 --> 00:05:43,991 I'm going to fire this canon all over your store. Hahahahaha. 124 00:05:46,659 --> 00:05:49,400 Ahaaa. Terrible pharmacy toys. 125 00:05:49,554 --> 00:05:52,077 We'll see to it that no child ever received these 126 00:05:52,178 --> 00:05:55,094 as a last minute gift hastily bought on the way to the party. 127 00:06:00,544 --> 00:06:02,734 Dear me, it's almost 3 o' clock. 128 00:06:02,735 --> 00:06:04,634 I've got to get this shipment of sugarcane, 129 00:06:04,635 --> 00:06:07,502 tobacco and spices to the harbor before day's end. 130 00:06:09,358 --> 00:06:11,885 That car is coming up awfully fast. 131 00:06:12,164 --> 00:06:14,476 But at least it's flying the British Flag. 132 00:06:20,127 --> 00:06:21,935 Oh, no. Privateers. 133 00:06:21,936 --> 00:06:24,757 No doubt. They're after my sugarcane, tobacco and spices. 134 00:06:24,958 --> 00:06:28,811 Well, Shelley Booth bishop isn't about to let you over-egg this pudding. 135 00:06:42,289 --> 00:06:43,645 Prepare to be boarded. 136 00:06:43,829 --> 00:06:45,506 You'll never take my cargo. 137 00:07:00,902 --> 00:07:01,841 Load the cannon. 138 00:08:00,300 --> 00:08:01,402 All clear, sir. 139 00:08:04,125 --> 00:08:05,338 Shootitagain. 140 00:08:05,374 --> 00:08:06,990 What? I didn't understand that. 141 00:08:06,991 --> 00:08:09,394 I said, shoot it again. But I said it pirate like. 142 00:08:25,366 --> 00:08:28,545 Well done, you barnacle-munchings-callywiggers. 143 00:08:28,546 --> 00:08:30,222 Sir, we've got a man down. 144 00:08:30,223 --> 00:08:31,897 Oh my God! Adrien Beaky. 145 00:08:31,898 --> 00:08:32,898 Say something. 146 00:08:33,134 --> 00:08:36,052 Shoot ...me ... 147 00:08:36,053 --> 00:08:38,033 Oh god, this is my fault. 148 00:08:38,234 --> 00:08:39,278 I did this! 149 00:08:39,578 --> 00:08:41,461 I've screwed up worse than Disney did 150 00:08:41,462 --> 00:08:44,299 when they cast Michael J. Fox in that Zorro remake. 151 00:08:44,769 --> 00:08:47,254 Who was that masked man who saved us? 152 00:08:47,255 --> 00:08:48,050 I dont' know. 153 00:08:48,051 --> 00:08:49,622 But he left his insignia. 154 00:08:56,532 --> 00:08:58,058 Give it to me straight, Dr. Jewish. 155 00:08:58,259 --> 00:08:59,239 Is he gonna live? 156 00:08:59,340 --> 00:09:01,670 Mr. Griffin, I'm afraid your parrot is dead. 157 00:09:01,871 --> 00:09:04,824 Noooooooooo! 158 00:09:05,671 --> 00:09:07,658 Did he at least die with dignity? 159 00:09:07,759 --> 00:09:10,699 Well, he convulsed a lot and fell of the operating table. 160 00:09:10,700 --> 00:09:12,906 Then he flopped around a little on the floor. 161 00:09:12,907 --> 00:09:15,202 Then a passing nurse accidentally stepped on him 162 00:09:15,203 --> 00:09:16,883 and kicked him into a puddle of urin, 163 00:09:17,084 --> 00:09:20,569 which must have frightened him, because his bowels released all over himself. 164 00:09:20,570 --> 00:09:21,749 I tried to pick him up, 165 00:09:21,750 --> 00:09:24,546 but then I got angry because some of it got on my thump. 166 00:09:24,547 --> 00:09:27,218 So I threw him against the wall and that's where he died. 167 00:09:27,419 --> 00:09:29,120 That's the way I want to go. 168 00:09:29,694 --> 00:09:31,523 I'm really sorry about your dad's parrot. 169 00:09:31,524 --> 00:09:32,594 Oh, that's okay. 170 00:09:32,595 --> 00:09:35,869 He'll get over it pretty quickly and then move on to another wacky thing. 171 00:09:35,870 --> 00:09:37,672 Lois, whose pipe organ is this? 172 00:09:37,773 --> 00:09:38,794 My name's Anna. 173 00:09:38,795 --> 00:09:40,438 Um.. I'm Chris. 174 00:09:41,693 --> 00:09:44,070 Sometimes I have to poop for a long time. 175 00:09:45,162 --> 00:09:46,471 Now you say something. 176 00:09:47,710 --> 00:09:48,669 You're funny. 177 00:09:48,670 --> 00:09:50,951 But I bet a lot of girls tell you that, huh? 178 00:09:50,952 --> 00:09:53,138 Well, the only girl I know is my sister 179 00:09:53,139 --> 00:09:54,239 and she sucks! 180 00:09:54,701 --> 00:09:56,737 Aha, sorry to hear that. 181 00:09:56,738 --> 00:09:59,187 Wow, we're having a conversation. 182 00:10:00,822 --> 00:10:02,765 Listen, I have to get back to work 183 00:10:02,849 --> 00:10:06,516 but, um, would you maybe wanna go out sometime? 184 00:10:06,517 --> 00:10:07,554 Yeeesss!!! 185 00:10:07,555 --> 00:10:09,082 Great, here's my number. 186 00:10:09,083 --> 00:10:10,285 Awesome! 187 00:10:11,093 --> 00:10:13,330 Oh no, I broke the pipe organ. 188 00:10:13,331 --> 00:10:15,418 Hey, look, the deed to a cattle ranch. 189 00:10:23,986 --> 00:10:27,999 So, um... how do you like working at the vet? 190 00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:30,012 Oh, it is so rewarding. 191 00:10:30,313 --> 00:10:33,940 Ever since I was a little girl, I have loved working with animals. 192 00:10:34,341 --> 00:10:36,594 Did you ever make it with one of the dogs? 193 00:10:36,595 --> 00:10:37,239 What!? 194 00:10:37,239 --> 00:10:40,093 I mean, I, I, did you enjoy your appetizer? 195 00:10:40,094 --> 00:10:41,307 It hasn't come yet. 196 00:10:41,308 --> 00:10:45,505 Oh, uhm, I mean, did you ever make it with one of the dogs? 197 00:10:45,799 --> 00:10:47,445 No! Stupid! 198 00:10:47,446 --> 00:10:49,338 Chris, just relax. 199 00:10:49,339 --> 00:10:50,555 Um, okay. 200 00:10:52,763 --> 00:10:53,954 You know, Anna... 201 00:10:53,955 --> 00:10:57,876 ...when I first saw you, I thought you were the most beautiful girl in the world. 202 00:10:57,877 --> 00:11:00,881 And now all I wanna do is show you my innermost self 203 00:11:00,881 --> 00:11:02,631 but I'm afraid you'll reject me, 204 00:11:02,631 --> 00:11:04,501 because you won't like what you see. 205 00:11:04,652 --> 00:11:07,580 Or that you'll see my scrotum, and see that it has a seam on it, 206 00:11:07,581 --> 00:11:10,472 and then you'll think I'm made up of two different guys that were sewn together, 207 00:11:10,473 --> 00:11:12,357 'cause that's what I think happened, and... 208 00:11:12,458 --> 00:11:14,408 Chris. I like you. 209 00:11:18,535 --> 00:11:19,908 You don't have to try so hard. 210 00:11:20,209 --> 00:11:20,909 I'm sorry. 211 00:11:21,010 --> 00:11:25,732 When I'm around a pretty girl, I'll get all worked up, like a kid watching a toy commercial. 212 00:11:25,933 --> 00:11:27,289 Kids, kids, kids! 213 00:11:27,290 --> 00:11:27,848 Shiny! 214 00:11:27,848 --> 00:11:28,311 Gooey! 215 00:11:28,311 --> 00:11:28,979 Stretchy! 216 00:11:28,979 --> 00:11:29,571 Fun! 217 00:11:29,567 --> 00:11:31,479 Hasbro's Best Thing Ever! 218 00:11:31,480 --> 00:11:31,893 Sticky! 219 00:11:31,893 --> 00:11:32,299 Yummy! 220 00:11:32,299 --> 00:11:32,947 Bouncy! 221 00:11:32,947 --> 00:11:33,488 Fun! 222 00:11:33,489 --> 00:11:34,982 Hasbro's Best Thing Ever! 223 00:11:35,264 --> 00:11:35,868 Fly it! 224 00:11:35,903 --> 00:11:36,701 Yeah! 225 00:11:36,701 --> 00:11:37,265 Toss it! 226 00:11:37,466 --> 00:11:38,266 Awesome! 227 00:11:38,467 --> 00:11:39,082 Swim it! 228 00:11:39,082 --> 00:11:39,987 Aww! 229 00:11:40,087 --> 00:11:40,555 Eat it! 230 00:11:40,820 --> 00:11:41,699 Whoa! 231 00:11:41,700 --> 00:11:43,220 Hasbro's Best Thing Ever! 232 00:11:43,521 --> 00:11:47,172 Kids?! Kids?! It's so awesome! 233 00:11:47,173 --> 00:11:48,331 I want it! 234 00:11:53,037 --> 00:11:56,347 Hey fellas, uhm, I have a question. 235 00:11:56,348 --> 00:12:00,171 I went on a date with this girl, that I really like, 236 00:12:00,171 --> 00:12:04,456 and, if you don't mind, I was hoping I could ask you a few questions, 237 00:12:04,656 --> 00:12:06,215 about the birds and the bees? 238 00:12:06,216 --> 00:12:08,687 Aha, my boy wants to know about sex. 239 00:12:08,688 --> 00:12:09,588 Came to the right place. 240 00:12:09,589 --> 00:12:13,600 Chris, would you always wanna remeber, is that sex is perfectly natural. 241 00:12:13,601 --> 00:12:18,261 Whoa, uh, uh,sorry, Mr. Swanson. Um, I wasn't really talking to you. 242 00:12:18,262 --> 00:12:20,415 Chris, I know a lot about sex. 243 00:12:20,416 --> 00:12:22,955 Yeah, and I'm sure you have fond memories, 244 00:12:22,956 --> 00:12:27,570 but I was kind of hoping to get some advice from someone who isn't broken from the waist down. 245 00:12:27,670 --> 00:12:28,656 I'm a father! 246 00:12:28,657 --> 00:12:30,447 You're two wheeled Monster! 247 00:12:33,721 --> 00:12:34,987 That's going to be my ring tone. 248 00:12:34,988 --> 00:12:35,907 Quagmire, call me. 249 00:12:46,281 --> 00:12:47,824 Well, I have to get to work, Chris. 250 00:12:47,825 --> 00:12:50,045 I have tons and tons of dogs to incinerate, 251 00:12:50,046 --> 00:12:51,847 but I can't wait to see you tomorrow night. 252 00:12:52,700 --> 00:12:53,933 Oh, God, I'm so sorry. 253 00:12:54,033 --> 00:12:54,958 I'll clean that up. 254 00:12:54,959 --> 00:12:57,924 Oh, uh, that's okay, I'll get it, have fun at work. 255 00:12:58,025 --> 00:12:59,859 K, bye Chris. 256 00:13:01,179 --> 00:13:02,655 What do you think you are doing? 257 00:13:02,656 --> 00:13:03,380 What!? 258 00:13:03,367 --> 00:13:06,754 You, a man, are cleaning up a mess made by Anna, 259 00:13:06,755 --> 00:13:11,144 a woman, that she, also a woman, spilled on you, a man. 260 00:13:11,145 --> 00:13:11,872 So..!? 261 00:13:11,873 --> 00:13:13,845 You treating here like a human beeing. 262 00:13:13,846 --> 00:13:17,308 If you want to get anywhere with a chick, you can't treat 'em too nice-like. 263 00:13:17,309 --> 00:13:18,093 Really!? 264 00:13:18,094 --> 00:13:18,984 Trust me, Chris. 265 00:13:18,985 --> 00:13:21,483 The next time you see this girl, treat her like crap. 266 00:13:21,684 --> 00:13:25,768 And you'll be cooler than a mid -'80s novelty answering machine message. 267 00:13:25,769 --> 00:13:28,312 I'm gald you called, but im not home, 268 00:13:28,313 --> 00:13:30,091 but I'll be back before too long, 269 00:13:30,092 --> 00:13:31,011 You gotta wait for the beep, 270 00:13:31,011 --> 00:13:31,895 you gotta leave your name, 271 00:13:31,895 --> 00:13:32,896 you gotta leave your number, 272 00:13:32,997 --> 00:13:34,704 wait for the beep! 273 00:13:35,405 --> 00:13:36,228 It's me again. 274 00:13:36,323 --> 00:13:38,061 I just had to hear it one more time. 275 00:13:41,046 --> 00:13:42,779 Chris, is everything okay? 276 00:13:42,780 --> 00:13:45,679 You seem a little, I don't know, quite tonight. 277 00:13:45,680 --> 00:13:47,324 Yeah, everything's fine. 278 00:13:47,525 --> 00:13:49,339 Ah yes, can I have two tickets, 279 00:13:49,340 --> 00:13:52,403 one man and one bitch that needs to do what I say. 280 00:13:52,504 --> 00:13:53,114 What!? 281 00:13:53,115 --> 00:13:54,224 That's not funny, Chris. 282 00:13:54,225 --> 00:13:55,225 Here is your ticket. 283 00:13:55,226 --> 00:13:56,226 Pick that up! 284 00:13:56,227 --> 00:13:58,260 Chris, why are you acting like this? 285 00:13:58,261 --> 00:14:01,028 Pick that up and cook it into something delicious 286 00:14:01,063 --> 00:14:03,164 or knit it into something that's useful to me! 287 00:14:07,897 --> 00:14:10,505 Uhm. Are you ready to make out now? 288 00:14:10,506 --> 00:14:13,940 Why in the world I wanan do that after what you just said? 289 00:14:13,941 --> 00:14:16,091 You obviously not the person I thought you were. 290 00:14:16,092 --> 00:14:17,708 I never wanna see you again! 291 00:14:17,709 --> 00:14:19,854 I can't believe I thought you were special¿ 292 00:14:20,469 --> 00:14:21,484 Anna, wait! 293 00:14:21,685 --> 00:14:24,400 Oh no, what did I do!? 294 00:14:24,535 --> 00:14:27,103 Hey Chris, guess what we just did? Bonny, tell him. 295 00:14:27,103 --> 00:14:28,871 - We had sex. - We had sex! 296 00:14:28,872 --> 00:14:30,465 We had what Joe calls sex. 297 00:14:35,971 --> 00:14:37,571 Chris, honey, what's wrong? 298 00:14:37,572 --> 00:14:39,666 Anna took a dump on me. 299 00:14:39,667 --> 00:14:40,483 What!? 300 00:14:40,484 --> 00:14:42,496 Yeah. She broke up with me. 301 00:14:42,497 --> 00:14:46,216 Oh-ho, she dumped you, that's what you meant to say. 302 00:14:46,217 --> 00:14:47,217 What's the difference? 303 00:14:47,218 --> 00:14:49,799 What you said first was, what... 304 00:14:49,800 --> 00:14:53,621 well, I mean, what when two grown-ups love each other very much. 305 00:14:53,622 --> 00:14:57,043 Sometimes they show it by, uhah, never mind. 306 00:14:57,078 --> 00:14:58,583 So, so what happened? 307 00:14:58,584 --> 00:14:59,484 I don't know. 308 00:14:59,485 --> 00:15:01,595 I did everything Dad said. 309 00:15:01,605 --> 00:15:04,354 Uch, I should've known that Peter had something to do with this. 310 00:15:04,354 --> 00:15:06,941 You're not the first person whose life he screwed up. 311 00:15:11,427 --> 00:15:12,336 Knock, knock. 312 00:15:12,384 --> 00:15:15,056 Nicole, Ronald, who's ready for Boggle? 313 00:15:16,012 --> 00:15:21,387 Oh my god! No! Why!? Why!? My beautiful Nicole. 314 00:15:21,388 --> 00:15:23,881 My man Ranold, who did this!? 315 00:15:23,882 --> 00:15:26,396 Oh man, there were so good together. 316 00:15:26,397 --> 00:15:29,020 We were just establishing our friendship. 317 00:15:29,021 --> 00:15:31,190 THey were about to get engaged. 318 00:15:31,225 --> 00:15:33,519 Oh, he was going to ask me to be un usher. 319 00:15:33,720 --> 00:15:36,836 I mean, he already had enough grooms man, so he made me an usher. 320 00:15:36,982 --> 00:15:41,219 But just to think I could be involved in the ceremony in any way! 321 00:15:41,391 --> 00:15:44,116 You told Chris to act like a jerk to this girl?! 322 00:15:44,355 --> 00:15:46,472 Well... define Chris. 323 00:15:46,572 --> 00:15:48,676 Peter, he's really upset right now. 324 00:15:48,677 --> 00:15:51,289 I mean, he cared about this girl a lot. 325 00:15:51,290 --> 00:15:52,576 Can't you see what you've done? 326 00:15:52,577 --> 00:15:54,907 I don't know, I mean, I-I thought I was helping. 327 00:15:54,908 --> 00:15:56,191 But you may be right, 328 00:15:56,392 --> 00:16:00,068 'cause now Chris is all sad and crying and fat and bad at sports. 329 00:16:00,069 --> 00:16:03,123 Well, you created this mess and you have to help him fix it. 330 00:16:03,158 --> 00:16:07,521 Man, parenting is more complicated then making a 1940s phone call. 331 00:16:08,064 --> 00:16:10,852 Hello, operator? Crestview 4162, please. 332 00:16:10,853 --> 00:16:12,295 One moment please. 333 00:16:29,355 --> 00:16:33,357 - Hello? - Hello! 334 00:16:34,317 --> 00:16:36,078 Well, what dou you know about that!? 335 00:16:44,799 --> 00:16:46,339 Hey Chris, it's me. 336 00:16:46,340 --> 00:16:48,211 I got something for you here. 337 00:16:48,250 --> 00:16:48,982 What is it? 338 00:16:48,983 --> 00:16:50,939 I caught you a bullfrog outside. 339 00:16:50,940 --> 00:16:53,652 Poked some holes in its bag so it can breathe. 340 00:16:53,653 --> 00:16:54,819 See, look at this- 341 00:16:54,825 --> 00:16:55,952 Oh, boy. 342 00:16:56,537 --> 00:16:57,755 All right, hang on, hang on. 343 00:17:39,811 --> 00:17:41,970 I'm never gonna be happy again. 344 00:17:41,971 --> 00:17:43,390 I know how you feel, son 345 00:17:43,391 --> 00:17:44,606 but u can't give up now. 346 00:17:44,607 --> 00:17:46,919 Now let's get out there and meet some ladies, eh? 347 00:17:47,020 --> 00:17:48,930 But I don't want to date anyone else. 348 00:17:49,131 --> 00:17:50,262 I want Anna. 349 00:17:50,263 --> 00:17:53,562 Chris, you don't want to miss out on experiencing your teenage years. 350 00:17:53,584 --> 00:17:56,731 If you do, you'll feel as bad as I do when I miss the toilet. 351 00:18:00,350 --> 00:18:01,997 Peter Griffin!! 352 00:18:08,129 --> 00:18:09,515 All right Chris, have a seat here. 353 00:18:09,516 --> 00:18:10,683 Your date'll be here any minute. 354 00:18:10,684 --> 00:18:13,962 I fact, I think she'll be coming through that door. 355 00:18:15,249 --> 00:18:17,002 Hey Chris, i'm Betty. 356 00:18:17,003 --> 00:18:18,003 Sorry I'm late. 357 00:18:18,204 --> 00:18:20,077 Your Dad told me all about you. 358 00:18:20,078 --> 00:18:22,026 You sound like a swell fella. 359 00:18:22,027 --> 00:18:23,983 Uh... Thanks. 360 00:18:24,384 --> 00:18:25,735 So where are you from? 361 00:18:25,736 --> 00:18:29,058 I'm from the rich part of town, so you know I'm a good egg. 362 00:18:29,059 --> 00:18:30,719 But I'm more intersted in you. 363 00:18:30,720 --> 00:18:33,429 - Did you finish your homework today? - What!? 364 00:18:33,529 --> 00:18:35,815 You know your dad's got a birthday coming up. 365 00:18:35,836 --> 00:18:38,579 Have you giving any thoughts to what you might be getting him? 366 00:18:38,614 --> 00:18:40,982 How do you know when my dad's birthday is? 367 00:18:40,983 --> 00:18:42,894 Well, eh, eh, it doesn't matter. 368 00:18:42,895 --> 00:18:44,949 What are you getting your Dad for his birthday? 369 00:18:44,950 --> 00:18:46,793 I dont' know - a tie. 370 00:18:46,794 --> 00:18:50,003 Ohh, I don't know if he would want one of those. 371 00:18:50,004 --> 00:18:51,945 I think he's got enough ties. 372 00:18:51,946 --> 00:18:54,687 - I think he might... - Chris, I don't want a tie pick something else. 373 00:18:56,510 --> 00:19:00,499 Chris, this is Barbara, the girl from your class you used to have a crush on. 374 00:19:00,500 --> 00:19:03,570 Now, you kids enjoy yourselves and I'll create some atmosphere. 375 00:19:03,571 --> 00:19:06,016 This is a favourite by "Men At Work". 376 00:19:16,317 --> 00:19:18,309 Look at me with a brand-new Hyundai. 377 00:19:22,248 --> 00:19:26,381 I dont' understand Chris, your Blind Date should be here by now, she answered the ad. 378 00:19:27,283 --> 00:19:28,620 Wohow... 379 00:19:33,931 --> 00:19:36,546 So, still no luck on the girl front, huh? 380 00:19:36,547 --> 00:19:38,210 I know Dad's been trying to help 381 00:19:38,211 --> 00:19:41,807 and I'm trying to listen to him but nothing seems to be working. 382 00:19:41,808 --> 00:19:47,150 Well, I know, I asked him to help but it occurs to me that you've been taking advice from everyone 383 00:19:47,151 --> 00:19:49,278 except the one person who matters. 384 00:19:49,279 --> 00:19:50,788 What are you want, Chris? 385 00:19:51,002 --> 00:19:53,539 All I want is to go out with Anna again. 386 00:19:53,540 --> 00:19:58,187 Then you just need to go talk to her and tell her exactly how you feel. 387 00:19:58,188 --> 00:20:00,924 But she's sad, she never wants to see me again. 388 00:20:00,925 --> 00:20:04,324 Well, I'm sure you can come up with some excuse to see her at the vet. 389 00:20:04,425 --> 00:20:05,325 Is there anymore coffee? 390 00:20:09,362 --> 00:20:12,110 Anna, I'm here with my dog. 391 00:20:12,111 --> 00:20:13,982 He's not feeling well. 392 00:20:13,983 --> 00:20:15,513 f*c* you! 393 00:20:15,698 --> 00:20:17,480 Don't you think you rather go to another vet? 394 00:20:17,637 --> 00:20:19,255 Anna, to be honest. 395 00:20:19,293 --> 00:20:23,384 I came here 'cause I wanted to apologize for acting like such a jerk. 396 00:20:23,385 --> 00:20:25,083 That's not who I am. 397 00:20:25,084 --> 00:20:27,572 Oh yeah, no, no, no yet, no, you're, you're, you're a cool guy. 398 00:20:27,573 --> 00:20:28,832 Brian, shut up! 399 00:20:29,823 --> 00:20:31,759 Look, look, I was just really nervous 400 00:20:31,760 --> 00:20:33,899 'cause I've never had a girlfriend before and 401 00:20:33,919 --> 00:20:36,580 I wanted to make sure I didn't do anything wrong. 402 00:20:36,581 --> 00:20:39,675 You know, you really hurt me, Chris. 403 00:20:39,676 --> 00:20:41,612 I know, I was wrong. 404 00:20:41,613 --> 00:20:43,506 I don't want to hurt anybody, Anna. 405 00:20:44,267 --> 00:20:46,690 Please, just give me another chance. 406 00:20:46,691 --> 00:20:49,263 Gosh! He doesn't look so good. 407 00:20:49,264 --> 00:20:51,857 I know, but you do. 408 00:20:55,957 --> 00:20:58,386 You know, I get off at 4:00. 409 00:20:58,387 --> 00:21:00,836 I might just be up for a movie. 410 00:21:04,439 --> 00:21:06,467 Ok, somebody really needs to help me here. 411 00:21:07,059 --> 00:21:09,559 .:: Transcript by Revan ::.