1 00:00:34,852 --> 00:00:37,893 - Hey, how'd you sleep, Peter? - Brian, last night I had this crazy dream. 2 00:00:37,973 --> 00:00:40,134 I was eating a sheep and now my pillow's gone. 3 00:00:40,254 --> 00:00:42,895 Oh, wait. Here it is. What the hell was I eating? 4 00:00:46,896 --> 00:00:48,457 Oh, sorry. 5 00:01:03,742 --> 00:01:04,742 See you, Lois. 6 00:01:04,822 --> 00:01:07,943 And like I tell you every day, if I come back in the middle of the afternoon 7 00:01:08,023 --> 00:01:10,744 and you're having sex with somebody, I'll kill you both. 8 00:01:11,305 --> 00:01:15,186 "Thanks to effective treatments, Magic Johnson down to one AID." 9 00:01:16,386 --> 00:01:19,948 Oh, God, did I hit that deaf kid again? They ought to put a bell on that guy. 10 00:01:22,549 --> 00:01:25,750 The nurse says Brian won't be out of surgery for another three hours. 11 00:01:25,830 --> 00:01:28,271 - Oh, I hope he's gonna be okay. - Me, too. 12 00:01:28,351 --> 00:01:31,112 I know we're not here to place blame or beat ourselves up, but, 13 00:01:31,232 --> 00:01:34,153 I can't help feeling like this is somehow Meg's fault. 14 00:01:34,273 --> 00:01:36,794 Oh, I just can't stand the thought of losing Brian. 15 00:01:36,874 --> 00:01:40,075 If he dies, I'm gonna have to start hanging out with The Rock again. 16 00:01:40,195 --> 00:01:44,836 One's a baby, and the other's black, I think. 17 00:01:45,157 --> 00:01:48,358 At least part black. Or Hispanic. 18 00:01:48,998 --> 00:01:51,559 I think, you know, possibly, there's some Filipino in there. 19 00:01:51,679 --> 00:01:53,520 Yeah, possibly some Filipino. 20 00:01:53,920 --> 00:01:57,161 I mean, if he, if he's black, it's definitely diluted. 21 00:01:57,841 --> 00:02:00,202 I mean, one of his parents must be white. 22 00:02:00,562 --> 00:02:03,643 What the hell is Jessica Alba, for that matter? 23 00:02:04,363 --> 00:02:07,845 If I were 40 years younger, I would plow that till next July. 24 00:02:10,326 --> 00:02:13,167 All right, class, today as a special treat, I'm going to show you this 25 00:02:13,247 --> 00:02:15,887 fascinating episode of NOVA that I taped at home for you. 26 00:02:17,848 --> 00:02:19,329 You coming back to bed, Rob? 27 00:02:19,409 --> 00:02:21,730 Hang on, honey. Hang on. My jaw keeps locking up. 28 00:02:21,810 --> 00:02:23,850 Well, that's not NOVA at all, is it? 29 00:02:24,851 --> 00:02:27,051 That's a sex tape I made with my wife. 30 00:02:27,131 --> 00:02:29,932 Of course, nobody here is interested in seeing that sort of thing. 31 00:02:30,012 --> 00:02:31,693 Are they? Probably not. No. 32 00:02:31,773 --> 00:02:34,414 Okay. You kind of looked like you were nodding? Nope? 33 00:02:34,534 --> 00:02:36,094 Okay. Okay, we should get back to work. 34 00:02:36,135 --> 00:02:38,576 All right, next up, does everyone have a lab partner? 35 00:02:38,656 --> 00:02:39,896 - I don't. - Me, neither. 36 00:02:40,016 --> 00:02:40,936 She can be my partner. 37 00:02:41,016 --> 00:02:43,937 Sarah, that's very irresponsible. Meg is awful. 38 00:02:44,338 --> 00:02:46,018 - You want to be my lab partner? - Really? 39 00:02:46,138 --> 00:02:47,219 Sure, you seem nice. 40 00:02:47,299 --> 00:02:49,179 Hey, do you want to join my after-school club? 41 00:02:49,299 --> 00:02:50,299 Sure. 42 00:02:50,340 --> 00:02:52,556 Now, open your books to page... You know what? Look, I'm sorry. 43 00:02:52,580 --> 00:02:54,940 Can I just go ahead and show this video of me doing my wife? 44 00:02:56,862 --> 00:02:58,943 Here we are, Brian, safe and sound. 45 00:02:59,063 --> 00:03:02,224 - Peter, I don't need to be in a wheelchair. - Now, now, no arguments, Brian. 46 00:03:02,304 --> 00:03:04,985 I already went through the trouble of borrowing this ramp from Joe. 47 00:03:05,105 --> 00:03:07,426 I'll see you, honey. I'll be back in a... 48 00:03:07,746 --> 00:03:09,186 Joe, are you all right? 49 00:03:09,306 --> 00:03:12,187 Don't help me up. I need to retain my independence. 50 00:03:13,188 --> 00:03:15,709 - You need anything from the market? - PowerBar! 51 00:03:18,550 --> 00:03:19,710 What's wrong, Brian? 52 00:03:19,790 --> 00:03:23,111 You've just been sitting on the couch ever since you got back from the hospital. 53 00:03:23,231 --> 00:03:24,832 You need to get out of the house. 54 00:03:24,952 --> 00:03:26,793 I don't know, Lois. I'm a little depressed. 55 00:03:26,873 --> 00:03:29,394 The accident got me thinking about how uncertain life is 56 00:03:29,514 --> 00:03:31,234 and how suddenly it can be taken away. 57 00:03:31,314 --> 00:03:33,315 You're going to feel back to normal in no time. 58 00:03:33,435 --> 00:03:35,596 - Here, have some food. - I'm not hungry. 59 00:03:35,716 --> 00:03:37,356 Here comes the gravy. 60 00:03:40,998 --> 00:03:42,758 You messy beast. 61 00:03:45,799 --> 00:03:47,400 Well, hello there, Meg. 62 00:03:47,960 --> 00:03:50,121 Neil, I really can't be seen talking to you anymore. 63 00:03:50,241 --> 00:03:52,762 I have friends now, and some of them, very popular. 64 00:03:52,882 --> 00:03:55,523 I know. I heard Sarah is your lab partner. 65 00:03:55,603 --> 00:03:58,564 All those years of you rejecting me finally made sense. 66 00:03:58,644 --> 00:03:59,884 What do you mean? 67 00:04:03,406 --> 00:04:05,566 Oh, my God! 68 00:04:11,528 --> 00:04:13,169 Meg! There you are. 69 00:04:13,249 --> 00:04:15,610 Hey, everybody, this is our newest member, Meg. 70 00:04:15,730 --> 00:04:16,850 - Hi, Meg. - What's up? 71 00:04:16,930 --> 00:04:18,931 Hi, you gays, guys. Girls. 72 00:04:19,611 --> 00:04:23,333 Look, listen, Sarah, I can't be in your club. I'm not a lesbian. 73 00:04:23,453 --> 00:04:26,334 You can't be serious. We had a whole party planned for you. 74 00:04:26,454 --> 00:04:28,534 Really? A party, for me? 75 00:04:28,655 --> 00:04:31,496 - But I guess if you're not a lesbian... - Wait, wait. 76 00:04:31,616 --> 00:04:33,816 You didn't let me finish. I'm not a lesbian. 77 00:04:33,936 --> 00:04:36,137 I'm a super, huge mega-lesbian. 78 00:04:36,257 --> 00:04:38,858 Good. You'll fit in with the other mega-lesbians. 79 00:04:53,903 --> 00:04:56,104 Wow! I feel so socially accepted. 80 00:04:56,224 --> 00:04:59,145 Hey, do you have any other friends you want to invite to your party? 81 00:04:59,265 --> 00:05:02,266 No. Most of my friends are out of town. 82 00:05:02,547 --> 00:05:06,268 Oh, this is gonna be great! We'll stay up late, trade stories. 83 00:05:07,148 --> 00:05:09,829 Let's watch the video of my ballet recital. 84 00:05:11,150 --> 00:05:12,390 Here it is! 85 00:05:15,191 --> 00:05:17,352 Sunshine Bear. Wait! 86 00:05:27,956 --> 00:05:29,836 - Hey, how's it going? - Good. 87 00:05:29,956 --> 00:05:31,597 Those are huge. 88 00:05:31,677 --> 00:05:34,838 Those are huge boobs. And you know what's nice? 89 00:05:34,958 --> 00:05:38,959 That you don't have that blue vein up there that some of the bigger ones get. 90 00:05:40,120 --> 00:05:42,881 What? I said you don't have that. 91 00:05:43,001 --> 00:05:47,362 - Hey, buddy, you're not looking so good. - Who cares how I look? Nothing matters. 92 00:05:47,482 --> 00:05:49,683 We could all die tomorrow, every one of us. 93 00:05:49,803 --> 00:05:52,524 Well, isn't that a damn good reason to live it up today? 94 00:05:52,604 --> 00:05:56,766 - Come on, it can't possibly be that simple. - Excuse me. I got a thing to do. 95 00:05:57,406 --> 00:06:00,167 All right, ladies and gentlemen, we have a very special guest tonight. 96 00:06:00,247 --> 00:06:04,488 Please welcome the Member of the Board, Frank Sinatra Jr. 97 00:06:40,581 --> 00:06:43,462 All this singing is contagious. I'll sing, too. 98 00:06:49,024 --> 00:06:50,665 A little bit softer now. 99 00:06:58,708 --> 00:07:01,069 I'll come out when they're all gone. 100 00:07:05,350 --> 00:07:08,431 Wow, Brian, you actually got to sing with Frank Sinatra Jr? 101 00:07:08,551 --> 00:07:09,552 Oh, it was amazing. 102 00:07:09,632 --> 00:07:13,113 I got to tell you, he said some things that were exactly what I needed to hear, 103 00:07:13,233 --> 00:07:15,514 and I was just inspired to get up on that stage. 104 00:07:15,634 --> 00:07:17,754 Got to live life for today, you know? 105 00:07:17,874 --> 00:07:20,956 Brian, don't you think it's a little too early to be hitting the booze? 106 00:07:21,076 --> 00:07:22,212 Hey, what's the point of waiting? 107 00:07:22,236 --> 00:07:24,173 You got to live life while you can and live it hard. 108 00:07:24,197 --> 00:07:25,717 The Chris Farley method, that's good. 109 00:07:25,797 --> 00:07:27,358 Frank invited me back this evening. 110 00:07:27,478 --> 00:07:30,719 I tell you, I feel more exhilarated than Peter did when he swam with the bulls. 111 00:07:54,768 --> 00:07:56,768 Yeah, that's fair. No, that's totally a fair score. 112 00:08:01,770 --> 00:08:05,891 You know, Brian, when you wear that suit, it looks like you're taking a white poop. 113 00:08:06,812 --> 00:08:07,852 But it's stuck. 114 00:08:07,972 --> 00:08:10,853 Look, Lois asked me to baby-sit you, so just stay here and be quiet. 115 00:08:10,933 --> 00:08:12,854 I'll be back after my first set. 116 00:08:15,135 --> 00:08:17,496 What the hell am I supposed to do to kill time? 117 00:08:17,936 --> 00:08:19,656 Oh, maybe I'll play 52 Pickup. 118 00:08:21,217 --> 00:08:23,418 This game's better if there's someone else here. 119 00:08:23,538 --> 00:08:26,299 'Cause then they can say, "I'm not going to pick up those cards." 120 00:08:26,419 --> 00:08:29,460 And then I say, "You have to, it's 52 Pickup." 121 00:08:29,580 --> 00:08:32,261 And they say, "Well, what if I just leave them there?" 122 00:08:32,341 --> 00:08:35,822 And I say, " Those are my father's cards. You can't just leave them there. 123 00:08:35,902 --> 00:08:37,303 "He's going to be mad." 124 00:08:37,543 --> 00:08:38,543 Where am I? 125 00:08:49,147 --> 00:08:50,347 Get out of here. 126 00:09:01,231 --> 00:09:04,432 Whoa. Easy, kid. These people paid good money to get in here. 127 00:09:04,512 --> 00:09:06,913 Oh, yeah? How much are you charging them to get out? 128 00:09:25,160 --> 00:09:26,280 That was sensational. 129 00:09:26,400 --> 00:09:29,200 We're going to be the biggest thing since Edison harnessed electricity. 130 00:09:31,722 --> 00:09:34,363 Look at Edison over there with his damn electricity. 131 00:09:34,443 --> 00:09:37,124 Hey, Edison, how about sharing some of those light bulbs, huh? 132 00:09:37,244 --> 00:09:41,005 - Hey, figure it out for yourself, man. - We're freezing our asses off over here. 133 00:09:41,125 --> 00:09:43,006 Hey, man, how do you think I feel, you know? 134 00:09:43,086 --> 00:09:46,207 You get to look at my great house. I get to look at that dark thing, huh? 135 00:09:46,287 --> 00:09:48,664 What, what is that, a candle over there? That's pretty sweet. 136 00:09:48,688 --> 00:09:51,089 Yeah, it's a candle. We're freezing over here. 137 00:09:51,169 --> 00:09:54,410 No one in my family's taken a bath in a month. We stink. 138 00:09:54,490 --> 00:09:55,690 It stinks over here, you jerk. 139 00:09:55,770 --> 00:09:57,187 I can't hear you over my central heating. 140 00:09:57,211 --> 00:09:59,612 - Hey, why don't you go to hell, Edison. - Hey, bite me, man. 141 00:09:59,732 --> 00:10:00,932 Hey, you guys seen The Office? 142 00:10:01,012 --> 00:10:03,149 Oh, no, I guess you haven't 'cause you don't have a TV. 143 00:10:03,173 --> 00:10:05,110 Hey, how about I come over there and kick your ass? 144 00:10:05,134 --> 00:10:06,614 Yeah, come on over. 145 00:10:16,458 --> 00:10:19,859 - What is this, Lois? - It's jambalaya. It's a new recipe. 146 00:10:22,740 --> 00:10:26,021 Peter. Eat your food, mister. 147 00:10:26,501 --> 00:10:28,862 All right, if you don't want it, put it in your napkin. 148 00:10:28,982 --> 00:10:32,824 Peter, put it in your napkin! Put it in your... 149 00:10:32,944 --> 00:10:35,064 I'm not gonna... 150 00:10:35,424 --> 00:10:38,225 You know, some people would be very happy to have this food. 151 00:10:38,305 --> 00:10:39,666 Like John Goodman's family. 152 00:10:40,786 --> 00:10:41,907 Please, Daddy. 153 00:10:41,987 --> 00:10:45,188 I told you, when I'm finished, you can have what's left. 154 00:10:45,308 --> 00:10:48,829 There won't be any left. There's never any left. 155 00:10:53,031 --> 00:10:54,551 Happy Thanksgiving. 156 00:10:58,873 --> 00:11:00,593 Mom, why is the cable guy here? 157 00:11:00,713 --> 00:11:03,634 It's me, you guys, and I have something to tell you all. 158 00:11:03,755 --> 00:11:07,036 Mom. Dad. I am a lesbian. 159 00:11:08,236 --> 00:11:11,077 - That is awesome. - Peter. 160 00:11:11,157 --> 00:11:13,158 Meg, you are not a lesbian. 161 00:11:13,238 --> 00:11:14,918 You know, I don't care what you guys think. 162 00:11:15,038 --> 00:11:18,600 All my new lesbian friends accept me, and that's all that matters. 163 00:11:18,680 --> 00:11:21,241 Meg, you're my daughter. I would accept you if you were gay 164 00:11:21,361 --> 00:11:23,441 or blind or retarded, but you're not. 165 00:11:23,562 --> 00:11:27,443 You guys don't care about me and my struggle! I hate you! 166 00:11:27,563 --> 00:11:31,284 Meg, I think you're just trying to fit in by pretending to be something you're not. 167 00:11:31,364 --> 00:11:34,325 Like the time Peter pretended to be racist to get out of jury duty. 168 00:11:37,446 --> 00:11:39,567 Awful lot of honkies in here. 169 00:12:16,420 --> 00:12:19,461 Brian, there you are. Do you have any idea what time it is? 170 00:12:19,581 --> 00:12:21,622 Stewie was supposed to be in bed two hours ago. 171 00:12:21,702 --> 00:12:24,863 Oh, yeah, he... He's... 172 00:12:24,983 --> 00:12:27,584 He was right here, right next to me like, four hours ago. 173 00:12:27,664 --> 00:12:30,545 What? Brian, you were supposed to watch him! 174 00:12:30,665 --> 00:12:34,307 - Oh, my little sweetie! - Hey, Brian, remember me? 175 00:12:34,427 --> 00:12:36,083 I'm the guy you left standing at the counter 176 00:12:36,107 --> 00:12:38,508 at McDonald's with a bag full of burgers. 177 00:12:38,588 --> 00:12:41,069 You know, it's funny, I tried to walk home and... 178 00:12:41,349 --> 00:12:44,870 A lot of hungry deer walking around at this hour of the night and... 179 00:12:44,950 --> 00:12:48,872 Oh, here's where the story gets fun. You may have noticed I'm missing an ear. 180 00:12:48,952 --> 00:12:53,233 Managed to pull it out of the deer's mouth and put it in some ice I got at a 7-Eleven. 181 00:12:53,313 --> 00:12:56,194 So, when you're ready to apologize, just talk into this cup. 182 00:12:56,274 --> 00:12:58,115 Brian, this is inexcusable. 183 00:12:58,195 --> 00:12:59,972 Yeah, what if something had happened to Stewie? 184 00:12:59,996 --> 00:13:01,836 My ear's in a cup, I guess that doesn't count. 185 00:13:01,916 --> 00:13:04,733 Hey, I'm not the kid's baby-sitter, all right? I have my own life to live. 186 00:13:04,757 --> 00:13:07,959 You know, this is all because you've been hanging out with that Frank Sinatra Jr. 187 00:13:08,079 --> 00:13:11,480 I am gonna call his mother Mia Farrow and give her a piece of my mind. 188 00:13:11,600 --> 00:13:13,560 And you are gonna stop singing at that crazy club. 189 00:13:13,881 --> 00:13:16,562 - Operator, Mia Farrow, please. - You stay out of my life! 190 00:13:19,162 --> 00:13:20,923 What the hell is happening to you? 191 00:13:21,043 --> 00:13:23,460 Yeah, don't worry, I don't need to go to the hospital or anything. 192 00:13:23,484 --> 00:13:25,205 I'll just use this Mr. Potato Head piece. 193 00:13:29,326 --> 00:13:33,608 - He bit me, Lois. The bastard bit me. - Oh, honey, I'm sure he didn't mean it. 194 00:13:33,728 --> 00:13:37,409 Brian's going through some heavy stuff right now. He almost died. 195 00:13:39,730 --> 00:13:41,370 Listen, Peter, I... 196 00:13:41,971 --> 00:13:44,411 I just want to apologize. You know what? Forget it. 197 00:13:44,531 --> 00:13:46,572 I don't need this. I'm out of here. 198 00:13:47,052 --> 00:13:48,533 Look what you did, Peter. 199 00:13:48,613 --> 00:13:51,934 I can't help it. I haven't been this scared since I was mugged by Gene Shalit. 200 00:13:52,054 --> 00:13:53,775 Don't Panic Room. 201 00:13:53,895 --> 00:13:56,696 I'm not going to William Hurt you. 202 00:13:56,936 --> 00:13:59,697 I only want your Tango & Cash. 203 00:14:00,057 --> 00:14:01,898 So just Pay It Forward 204 00:14:02,018 --> 00:14:04,979 and we'll all be Happy Gilmore. 205 00:14:05,299 --> 00:14:06,299 What? 206 00:14:10,541 --> 00:14:13,422 So, how's my suddenly lesbian daughter doing? 207 00:14:13,542 --> 00:14:18,223 Great. We're checking out naked girls. I am so into girls. 208 00:14:18,383 --> 00:14:20,784 Oh, come on, Meg, you can stop the charade. 209 00:14:20,864 --> 00:14:23,225 My God, you're as transparent as your father was 210 00:14:23,345 --> 00:14:25,706 when he pretended to be a Hasidic Jew to get off work. 211 00:14:25,986 --> 00:14:29,868 Good morning, Hebrews and shebrews. What a glorious Jewish day. 212 00:14:29,988 --> 00:14:32,909 Hey, how about all those coupons in the Sunday paper, huh? 213 00:14:33,029 --> 00:14:34,509 Some good deals there. 214 00:14:34,589 --> 00:14:38,030 Hey, you know, I went into a store last week and they wanted $800 for a TV, 215 00:14:38,150 --> 00:14:40,551 but I us'ed them down to $500. 216 00:14:42,272 --> 00:14:45,433 It's not a charade, Mom. I am a lesbian. 217 00:14:45,553 --> 00:14:47,233 What do I have to do to prove this to you? 218 00:14:47,314 --> 00:14:49,675 Well, maybe if I'd seen you kiss your girlfriend. 219 00:14:49,755 --> 00:14:51,795 - Fine. - What was that? 220 00:14:51,915 --> 00:14:53,836 What is she, your grandmother? 221 00:14:53,916 --> 00:14:56,117 That's no kiss. Watch this. 222 00:15:02,879 --> 00:15:04,920 Look, I can't tell you how to lead your life. 223 00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:08,681 If you don't want to face the truth, there's nothing I can do about it. 224 00:15:09,442 --> 00:15:12,323 Chris, I'm all out of digital audio tape. Oh, he's gone. 225 00:15:12,443 --> 00:15:14,483 Hey, can I get you guys to sign these release forms? 226 00:15:16,964 --> 00:15:20,125 - Oh, where the hell is Brian? - I don't know, but I better go find him. 227 00:15:20,245 --> 00:15:22,446 We can't sit here watching infomercials all night. 228 00:15:22,566 --> 00:15:24,647 Hello. How come I rich and you not? 229 00:15:24,767 --> 00:15:26,848 How come you not sell real estate like I do? 230 00:15:26,968 --> 00:15:28,784 How come I sleep with your wife while you at work 231 00:15:28,808 --> 00:15:31,129 and then I pee in your toilet and don't flush? 232 00:15:31,209 --> 00:15:34,370 And sometimes I open the back part and I pee in there, so that when you flush 233 00:15:34,450 --> 00:15:36,491 pee come out. You know why? Because I'm smart. 234 00:15:36,611 --> 00:15:38,492 I'm smart, you're stupid. Call now. 235 00:15:38,932 --> 00:15:42,533 Brian! Brian! 236 00:15:42,813 --> 00:15:46,335 Brian! Brian... 237 00:15:47,575 --> 00:15:51,536 Who am I kidding? All those buttons, I'll look like Steve Harvey. Brian! 238 00:15:54,738 --> 00:15:57,178 Yeah, I'll ask the cashier if I can put this up in the window. 239 00:15:57,419 --> 00:16:01,740 I definitely need a breath freshener. But that's going to give me 11 items. 240 00:16:02,060 --> 00:16:03,941 - That's fine. - No, no, no. 241 00:16:04,021 --> 00:16:07,582 Rules is rules. Let's see what I'm gonna put back. 242 00:16:07,702 --> 00:16:10,863 Okay, I need the Reynolds Wrap and the bathroom tissue. 243 00:16:11,143 --> 00:16:14,545 I could do without the Triscuits, but they sure are good. 244 00:16:15,425 --> 00:16:19,386 7- Up's the whole reason I came down here in the first place. You know what? 245 00:16:19,666 --> 00:16:21,107 I'm not gonna need the V8, 246 00:16:21,227 --> 00:16:24,788 because I can just get some tomato juice at the mini-mart down the street. 247 00:16:24,868 --> 00:16:26,749 It's a little more expensive, but that's okay. 248 00:16:26,869 --> 00:16:28,830 I like to help out a small business. 249 00:16:28,950 --> 00:16:31,551 I hope it's okay if I pay you in pennies. 250 00:16:35,432 --> 00:16:37,433 Oh, God, a gutter? How clichй. 251 00:16:37,553 --> 00:16:39,193 I don't know what went wrong. 252 00:16:39,273 --> 00:16:41,794 I was just trying to live for the moment, you know? 253 00:16:41,914 --> 00:16:45,956 Because life can end so abruptly and there's nothing you can do to stop it. 254 00:16:46,076 --> 00:16:49,197 Is that why you've been on this path to self-destruction? 255 00:16:49,317 --> 00:16:52,438 You know, Brian, as smart as you are, you've got to accept the fact that 256 00:16:52,518 --> 00:16:55,239 there are some things in life that you just can't control. 257 00:16:55,359 --> 00:16:58,600 You mean the way, the way you can't control that messed up way 258 00:16:58,720 --> 00:17:01,681 that you laugh when you think something's really, really funny? 259 00:17:01,801 --> 00:17:05,403 Well, Hope, I don't understand why these cookies are giving us all the fits. 260 00:17:05,483 --> 00:17:09,084 Well, no wonder, Faith. That's not baking powder. 261 00:17:09,324 --> 00:17:10,925 It's sneezing powder. 262 00:17:15,406 --> 00:17:19,127 But, I already brought a whole batch to the church bake sale. 263 00:17:22,449 --> 00:17:25,490 No wonder that priest kept saying, ' "Bless you. '" 264 00:17:31,052 --> 00:17:32,212 Yes, and I accept that. 265 00:17:32,332 --> 00:17:35,533 Your problem is, you think that just because you're not in control, 266 00:17:35,613 --> 00:17:39,215 nothing matters. That you don't matter. But you know what? 267 00:17:39,335 --> 00:17:42,136 You matter to someone. You matter big time. 268 00:17:44,937 --> 00:17:46,697 Hey, Meg. What are you doing here? 269 00:17:46,777 --> 00:17:49,498 Listen, Sarah, I got to get something off my chest. 270 00:17:49,658 --> 00:17:52,219 - Yes! - I need to open up. 271 00:17:52,339 --> 00:17:55,220 - Sweet. - So get ready 'cause here it is. 272 00:17:55,340 --> 00:17:58,581 - My mom was right. - What do you mean? 273 00:17:58,661 --> 00:18:00,662 - I'm not gay. - What? 274 00:18:00,742 --> 00:18:03,943 So, all those rounds of golf we played, those were all lies? 275 00:18:04,063 --> 00:18:05,304 I'm so sorry. 276 00:18:05,384 --> 00:18:08,065 For the first time in my life, I felt like I belonged, 277 00:18:08,185 --> 00:18:12,066 and I wanted it to be true. So I pretended to be something I'm not. 278 00:18:12,186 --> 00:18:14,267 You're going to choose to be heterosexual? 279 00:18:14,387 --> 00:18:16,748 - I thought being gay wasn't a choice. - Well, not for guys. 280 00:18:16,868 --> 00:18:19,749 It was wrong of me to mislead you. I should go. 281 00:18:19,869 --> 00:18:23,110 That was awful. That was just awful. What do you think, Mark? 282 00:18:23,230 --> 00:18:25,671 I don't know, man. We didn't get the shots we need. 283 00:18:25,791 --> 00:18:27,432 Man, what do you think, Mike? 284 00:18:27,552 --> 00:18:29,592 I mean, if you saw action going on in front of you, 285 00:18:29,672 --> 00:18:31,953 would you know instinctively to center it in front of you? 286 00:18:31,993 --> 00:18:34,754 I don't know. Could someone take my soda out of the icebox please, 287 00:18:34,834 --> 00:18:35,915 so it doesn't freeze? 288 00:19:54,022 --> 00:19:56,543 - Frank, there you are. - Mia Farrow? 289 00:19:56,663 --> 00:19:59,784 What's this I hear about you up all night with a baby and a dog? 290 00:19:59,904 --> 00:20:01,345 Oh, leave me alone. 291 00:20:01,465 --> 00:20:02,825 Get over here, young man. 292 00:20:02,906 --> 00:20:04,306 Damn it all.