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.:: www.tv4user.de Proudly Presents ::.
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.:: Family Guy - S06E12 ::.
.:: Long John Peter ::.
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.:: Timings by Revan ::.
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.:: Sync by Revan ::.
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God, I hate coming to the vet.
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They charge me 90 bucks a day to keep Brian here.
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For 60 bucks I can put him over to Holiday-In.
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Nah. Who's with me?
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My apologies. My pet Cricket
has Restless-Legs-Syndrom.
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Ah. I hope Brians stomach
pains aren't anything serious.
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Eh, look at that, Lois.
That's why cats freak me out.
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He's doing that weird, stretchy leg thing.
When they lick themselves.
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Look at that, huh?
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Look at that ****.
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Ehhhhyo.
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Oh, thank god the vets are here to help Brian.
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I wanna be a veterinarian when I grow up.
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Meg. We've been over this.
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You're gonna gain a 150 pounds and
write ugly bety fan fiction.
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But dad.
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Meg. That's final.
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Meg. That's final.
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Meg. That's final.
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See? This bird knows what I'm talking about.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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You're very polite.
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You're very polite.
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You do not see that these days.
You do not see that.
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I like you.
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I like you.
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Oh, thank god.
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You know you never really know
what someboy thinks of you.
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But I'm glad I made a good first impression.
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Would you like to be friends?
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Like to be friends.
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Oh god, this is all going so smoothly.
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What's your name?
I'm Peter.
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Peter.
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No way!
That's my name!
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Hey you should come home and
spend the night at my house.
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Lois, will you make up the guestroom?
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Peter, that's someones pet.
You can't just take it.
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Well, maybe they never know it's gone.
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Oh, Brian. I'm so glad you're ok.
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Yes, he's doing fine.
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We were able to clear the stomach obstruction.
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Turns out, it was a used diper.
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- Iyehaa! Gross!
- Ohoho, yeeees.
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Get off my back. I thought it was indian food.
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Oh, thank you so much for your help, Dr. Jewish.
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I really thought that we're gonna lose him.
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It was my pleasure, Mrs. Griffin.
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Go ahead and check out with my intern Anna.
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I never wanted anyone like this It's all brand new
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You'll feel it in my kiss
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I'm crazy for you.
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Bah Bah Bah Bah
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Ah-ah.
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Crazy for you.
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We now return to "busy business lady",
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whose life is missing something,
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but she doesn't realize it,
because she's so busy with business.
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No, no, I cannot make this business meeting.
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I've got a different business meeting at 3:00,
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and we will doing business there.
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I was wondering if you're free for coffee.
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Oh, no, I can't!
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I've got a lunch meeting and
then a meeting after lunch.
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After that...
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Over the next 90 minutes...
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I'd like to show you that all your
problems can be solved by my penis.
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Hey guys.
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What is going on?
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- No way!
- Coool!
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That thing don't bite, do it?
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Guys, say hello to Adrien Beaky.
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Pick a lane, bitch.
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Ehehe. Ain't that funny?
He heard me say that on the way over in the cab.
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I gotta pee, where's that snapple bottle?
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I had a gay experiance at camp.
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W-Wait, we had the radio on and we
were talking about some goofy stuff.
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So, what, what are you guys drinking?
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Hey Peter, you kind of look like a pirat
with that thing on your shoulder.
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A Pirat?
Ah, cool.
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You should get a pirat name.
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And a peg-leg.
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And a hook-hand.
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And you should have sex with that crossing guard,
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even though she looked young
and then i found out she was 12.
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I mean, you should get an eye patch.
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Eye patch would be cool.
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Mom, can we go back to the vet and
see the pretty vet assistant again?
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Well, I guess if Brian get sick again.
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Oh, boy!
Hey Brian, look!
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Brian's sick.
Mom, get your keys!
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Chris, I'm not going to the vet.
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Haha. There's me wench.
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Peter, what the hell are you doing?
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That's Long John Peter to you, Porthole.
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Fetch me five tankards of ale
and a leg of mutton for me maties!
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Who the hell are those guys?
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Just a few sea dogs from my fishin' boat days.
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I don't care who they are.
They stink.
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Get 'em out of here!
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They stink of good cheer, Lois.
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After we've had our fill of bread and wine,
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we shall tell tales of other times we had
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our fill of bread and wine.
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God, this is a more disturbing sight
then Tom Hanks and E.T. in Philadelphia.
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Ouch...
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Here you go, you're good.
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You didn't touch me.
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I don't wanna to get AIDS.
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Ahhhh, Kristallnacht!
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Ahaaa. 'Tis Long John Peter and
his merry men come seeking plunder.
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All your Tuck's Medicated Pads be ours.
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Ahh! Oh my God!
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Oh, Dod, why are you doing this!?
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Ahaaa.
For no reason.
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I'm going to fire this canon all over your store.
Hahahahaha.
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Ahaaa. Terrible pharmacy toys.
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We'll see to it that no child ever received these
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as a last minute gift hastily
bought on the way to the party.
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Dear me, it's almost 3 o' clock.
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I've got to get this shipment of sugarcane,
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tobacco and spices to the harbor before day's end.
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That car is coming up awfully fast.
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But at least it's flying the British Flag.
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Oh, no. Privateers.
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No doubt. They're after my
sugarcane, tobacco and spices.
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Well, Shelley Booth bishop isn't
about to let you over-egg this pudding.
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Prepare to be boarded.
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You'll never take my cargo.
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Load the cannon.
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All clear, sir.
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Shootitagain.
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What? I didn't understand that.
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I said, shoot it again.
But I said it pirate like.
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Well done, you barnacle-munchings-callywiggers.
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Sir, we've got a man down.
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Oh my God! Adrien Beaky.
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Say something.
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Shoot ...me ...
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Oh god, this is my fault.
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I did this!
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I've screwed up worse than Disney did
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when they cast Michael J.
Fox in that Zorro remake.
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Who was that masked man who saved us?
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I dont' know.
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But he left his insignia.
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Give it to me straight, Dr. Jewish.
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Is he gonna live?
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Mr. Griffin, I'm afraid your parrot is dead.
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Noooooooooo!
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Did he at least die with dignity?
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Well, he convulsed a lot and
fell of the operating table.
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Then he flopped around a little on the floor.
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Then a passing nurse accidentally stepped on him
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and kicked him into a puddle of urin,
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which must have frightened him, because
his bowels released all over himself.
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I tried to pick him up,
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but then I got angry because
some of it got on my thump.
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So I threw him against the
wall and that's where he died.
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That's the way I want to go.
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I'm really sorry about your dad's parrot.
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Oh, that's okay.
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He'll get over it pretty quickly and
then move on to another wacky thing.
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Lois, whose pipe organ is this?
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My name's Anna.
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Um.. I'm Chris.
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Sometimes I have to poop for a long time.
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Now you say something.
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You're funny.
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But I bet a lot of girls tell you that, huh?
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Well, the only girl I know is my sister
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and she sucks!
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Aha, sorry to hear that.
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Wow, we're having a conversation.
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Listen, I have to get back to work
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but, um, would you maybe
wanna go out sometime?
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Yeeesss!!!
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Great, here's my number.
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Awesome!
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Oh no, I broke the pipe organ.
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Hey, look, the deed to a cattle ranch.
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So, um... how do you like working at the vet?
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Oh, it is so rewarding.
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Ever since I was a little girl,
I have loved working with animals.
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Did you ever make it with one of the dogs?
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What!?
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I mean, I, I, did you enjoy your appetizer?
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It hasn't come yet.
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Oh, uhm, I mean, did you ever
make it with one of the dogs?
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No! Stupid!
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Chris, just relax.
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Um, okay.
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You know, Anna...
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...when I first saw you, I thought you
were the most beautiful girl in the world.
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And now all I wanna do is
show you my innermost self
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but I'm afraid you'll reject me,
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because you won't like what you see.
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Or that you'll see my scrotum,
and see that it has a seam on it,
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and then you'll think I'm made up of two
different guys that were sewn together,
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'cause that's what I think happened, and...
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Chris. I like you.
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You don't have to try so hard.
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I'm sorry.
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When I'm around a pretty girl, I'll get all
worked up, like a kid watching a toy commercial.
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Kids, kids, kids!
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Shiny!
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Gooey!
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Stretchy!
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Fun!
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Hasbro's Best Thing Ever!
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Sticky!
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Yummy!
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Bouncy!
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Fun!
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Hasbro's Best Thing Ever!
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Fly it!
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Yeah!
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Toss it!
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Awesome!
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Swim it!
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Aww!
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Eat it!
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Whoa!
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Hasbro's Best Thing Ever!
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Kids?! Kids?!
It's so awesome!
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I want it!
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Hey fellas, uhm, I have a question.
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I went on a date with this girl, that I really like,
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and, if you don't mind, I was hoping
I could ask you a few questions,
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about the birds and the bees?
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Aha, my boy wants to know about sex.
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Came to the right place.
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Chris, would you always wanna remeber,
is that sex is perfectly natural.
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Whoa, uh, uh,sorry, Mr. Swanson.
Um, I wasn't really talking to you.
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Chris, I know a lot about sex.
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Yeah, and I'm sure you have fond memories,
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but I was kind of hoping to get some advice
from someone who isn't broken from the waist down.
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I'm a father!
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You're two wheeled Monster!
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That's going to be my ring tone.
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Quagmire, call me.
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Well, I have to get to work, Chris.
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I have tons and tons of dogs to incinerate,
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but I can't wait to see you tomorrow night.
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Oh, God, I'm so sorry.
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I'll clean that up.
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Oh, uh, that's okay, I'll
get it, have fun at work.
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K, bye Chris.
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What do you think you are doing?
257
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What!?
258
00:13:03,367 --> 00:13:06,754
You, a man, are cleaning up a mess made by Anna,
259
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a woman, that she, also a
woman, spilled on you, a man.
260
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So..!?
261
00:13:11,873 --> 00:13:13,845
You treating here like a human beeing.
262
00:13:13,846 --> 00:13:17,308
If you want to get anywhere with a
chick, you can't treat 'em too nice-like.
263
00:13:17,309 --> 00:13:18,093
Really!?
264
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Trust me, Chris.
265
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The next time you see this
girl, treat her like crap.
266
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And you'll be cooler than a mid
-'80s novelty answering machine message.
267
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I'm gald you called, but im not home,
268
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but I'll be back before too long,
269
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You gotta wait for the beep,
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you gotta leave your name,
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you gotta leave your number,
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wait for the beep!
273
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It's me again.
274
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I just had to hear it one more time.
275
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Chris, is everything okay?
276
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You seem a little, I don't know, quite tonight.
277
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Yeah, everything's fine.
278
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Ah yes, can I have two tickets,
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one man and one bitch that needs to do what I say.
280
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What!?
281
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That's not funny, Chris.
282
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Here is your ticket.
283
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Pick that up!
284
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Chris, why are you acting like this?
285
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Pick that up and cook it into something delicious
286
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or knit it into something that's useful to me!
287
00:14:07,897 --> 00:14:10,505
Uhm. Are you ready to make out now?
288
00:14:10,506 --> 00:14:13,940
Why in the world I wanan do
that after what you just said?
289
00:14:13,941 --> 00:14:16,091
You obviously not the person I thought you were.
290
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I never wanna see you again!
291
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I can't believe I thought you were special¿
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Anna, wait!
293
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Oh no, what did I do!?
294
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Hey Chris, guess what we just did?
Bonny, tell him.
295
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- We had sex.
- We had sex!
296
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We had what Joe calls sex.
297
00:14:35,971 --> 00:14:37,571
Chris, honey, what's wrong?
298
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Anna took a dump on me.
299
00:14:39,667 --> 00:14:40,483
What!?
300
00:14:40,484 --> 00:14:42,496
Yeah. She broke up with me.
301
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Oh-ho, she dumped you, that's what you meant to say.
302
00:14:46,217 --> 00:14:47,217
What's the difference?
303
00:14:47,218 --> 00:14:49,799
What you said first was, what...
304
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well, I mean, what when two
grown-ups love each other very much.
305
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Sometimes they show it by, uhah, never mind.
306
00:14:57,078 --> 00:14:58,583
So, so what happened?
307
00:14:58,584 --> 00:14:59,484
I don't know.
308
00:14:59,485 --> 00:15:01,595
I did everything Dad said.
309
00:15:01,605 --> 00:15:04,354
Uch, I should've known that Peter
had something to do with this.
310
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You're not the first person whose life he screwed up.
311
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Knock, knock.
312
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Nicole, Ronald, who's ready for Boggle?
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Oh my god! No! Why!? Why!?
My beautiful Nicole.
314
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My man Ranold, who did this!?
315
00:15:23,882 --> 00:15:26,396
Oh man, there were so good together.
316
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We were just establishing our friendship.
317
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THey were about to get engaged.
318
00:15:31,225 --> 00:15:33,519
Oh, he was going to ask me to be un usher.
319
00:15:33,720 --> 00:15:36,836
I mean, he already had enough
grooms man, so he made me an usher.
320
00:15:36,982 --> 00:15:41,219
But just to think I could be
involved in the ceremony in any way!
321
00:15:41,391 --> 00:15:44,116
You told Chris to act like a jerk to this girl?!
322
00:15:44,355 --> 00:15:46,472
Well... define Chris.
323
00:15:46,572 --> 00:15:48,676
Peter, he's really upset right now.
324
00:15:48,677 --> 00:15:51,289
I mean, he cared about this girl a lot.
325
00:15:51,290 --> 00:15:52,576
Can't you see what you've done?
326
00:15:52,577 --> 00:15:54,907
I don't know, I mean, I-I thought I was helping.
327
00:15:54,908 --> 00:15:56,191
But you may be right,
328
00:15:56,392 --> 00:16:00,068
'cause now Chris is all sad and
crying and fat and bad at sports.
329
00:16:00,069 --> 00:16:03,123
Well, you created this mess
and you have to help him fix it.
330
00:16:03,158 --> 00:16:07,521
Man, parenting is more complicated
then making a 1940s phone call.
331
00:16:08,064 --> 00:16:10,852
Hello, operator?
Crestview 4162, please.
332
00:16:10,853 --> 00:16:12,295
One moment please.
333
00:16:29,355 --> 00:16:33,357
- Hello?
- Hello!
334
00:16:34,317 --> 00:16:36,078
Well, what dou you know about that!?
335
00:16:44,799 --> 00:16:46,339
Hey Chris, it's me.
336
00:16:46,340 --> 00:16:48,211
I got something for you here.
337
00:16:48,250 --> 00:16:48,982
What is it?
338
00:16:48,983 --> 00:16:50,939
I caught you a bullfrog outside.
339
00:16:50,940 --> 00:16:53,652
Poked some holes in its bag so it can breathe.
340
00:16:53,653 --> 00:16:54,819
See, look at this-
341
00:16:54,825 --> 00:16:55,952
Oh, boy.
342
00:16:56,537 --> 00:16:57,755
All right, hang on, hang on.
343
00:17:39,811 --> 00:17:41,970
I'm never gonna be happy again.
344
00:17:41,971 --> 00:17:43,390
I know how you feel, son
345
00:17:43,391 --> 00:17:44,606
but u can't give up now.
346
00:17:44,607 --> 00:17:46,919
Now let's get out there and meet some ladies, eh?
347
00:17:47,020 --> 00:17:48,930
But I don't want to date anyone else.
348
00:17:49,131 --> 00:17:50,262
I want Anna.
349
00:17:50,263 --> 00:17:53,562
Chris, you don't want to miss out
on experiencing your teenage years.
350
00:17:53,584 --> 00:17:56,731
If you do, you'll feel as bad
as I do when I miss the toilet.
351
00:18:00,350 --> 00:18:01,997
Peter Griffin!!
352
00:18:08,129 --> 00:18:09,515
All right Chris, have a seat here.
353
00:18:09,516 --> 00:18:10,683
Your date'll be here any minute.
354
00:18:10,684 --> 00:18:13,962
I fact, I think she'll be
coming through that door.
355
00:18:15,249 --> 00:18:17,002
Hey Chris, i'm Betty.
356
00:18:17,003 --> 00:18:18,003
Sorry I'm late.
357
00:18:18,204 --> 00:18:20,077
Your Dad told me all about you.
358
00:18:20,078 --> 00:18:22,026
You sound like a swell fella.
359
00:18:22,027 --> 00:18:23,983
Uh... Thanks.
360
00:18:24,384 --> 00:18:25,735
So where are you from?
361
00:18:25,736 --> 00:18:29,058
I'm from the rich part of town,
so you know I'm a good egg.
362
00:18:29,059 --> 00:18:30,719
But I'm more intersted in you.
363
00:18:30,720 --> 00:18:33,429
- Did you finish your homework today?
- What!?
364
00:18:33,529 --> 00:18:35,815
You know your dad's got a birthday coming up.
365
00:18:35,836 --> 00:18:38,579
Have you giving any thoughts to
what you might be getting him?
366
00:18:38,614 --> 00:18:40,982
How do you know when my dad's birthday is?
367
00:18:40,983 --> 00:18:42,894
Well, eh, eh, it doesn't matter.
368
00:18:42,895 --> 00:18:44,949
What are you getting your Dad for his birthday?
369
00:18:44,950 --> 00:18:46,793
I dont' know - a tie.
370
00:18:46,794 --> 00:18:50,003
Ohh, I don't know if he would want one of those.
371
00:18:50,004 --> 00:18:51,945
I think he's got enough ties.
372
00:18:51,946 --> 00:18:54,687
- I think he might...
- Chris, I don't want a tie pick something else.
373
00:18:56,510 --> 00:19:00,499
Chris, this is Barbara, the girl from
your class you used to have a crush on.
374
00:19:00,500 --> 00:19:03,570
Now, you kids enjoy yourselves
and I'll create some atmosphere.
375
00:19:03,571 --> 00:19:06,016
This is a favourite by "Men At Work".
376
00:19:16,317 --> 00:19:18,309
Look at me with a brand-new Hyundai.
377
00:19:22,248 --> 00:19:26,381
I dont' understand Chris, your Blind Date
should be here by now, she answered the ad.
378
00:19:27,283 --> 00:19:28,620
Wohow...
379
00:19:33,931 --> 00:19:36,546
So, still no luck on the girl front, huh?
380
00:19:36,547 --> 00:19:38,210
I know Dad's been trying to help
381
00:19:38,211 --> 00:19:41,807
and I'm trying to listen to him
but nothing seems to be working.
382
00:19:41,808 --> 00:19:47,150
Well, I know, I asked him to help but it occurs
to me that you've been taking advice from everyone
383
00:19:47,151 --> 00:19:49,278
except the one person who matters.
384
00:19:49,279 --> 00:19:50,788
What are you want, Chris?
385
00:19:51,002 --> 00:19:53,539
All I want is to go out with Anna again.
386
00:19:53,540 --> 00:19:58,187
Then you just need to go talk to her
and tell her exactly how you feel.
387
00:19:58,188 --> 00:20:00,924
But she's sad, she never wants to see me again.
388
00:20:00,925 --> 00:20:04,324
Well, I'm sure you can come up with
some excuse to see her at the vet.
389
00:20:04,425 --> 00:20:05,325
Is there anymore coffee?
390
00:20:09,362 --> 00:20:12,110
Anna, I'm here with my dog.
391
00:20:12,111 --> 00:20:13,982
He's not feeling well.
392
00:20:13,983 --> 00:20:15,513
f*c* you!
393
00:20:15,698 --> 00:20:17,480
Don't you think you rather go to another vet?
394
00:20:17,637 --> 00:20:19,255
Anna, to be honest.
395
00:20:19,293 --> 00:20:23,384
I came here 'cause I wanted to
apologize for acting like such a jerk.
396
00:20:23,385 --> 00:20:25,083
That's not who I am.
397
00:20:25,084 --> 00:20:27,572
Oh yeah, no, no, no yet, no,
you're, you're, you're a cool guy.
398
00:20:27,573 --> 00:20:28,832
Brian, shut up!
399
00:20:29,823 --> 00:20:31,759
Look, look, I was just really nervous
400
00:20:31,760 --> 00:20:33,899
'cause I've never had a girlfriend before and
401
00:20:33,919 --> 00:20:36,580
I wanted to make sure I didn't do anything wrong.
402
00:20:36,581 --> 00:20:39,675
You know, you really hurt me, Chris.
403
00:20:39,676 --> 00:20:41,612
I know, I was wrong.
404
00:20:41,613 --> 00:20:43,506
I don't want to hurt anybody, Anna.
405
00:20:44,267 --> 00:20:46,690
Please, just give me another chance.
406
00:20:46,691 --> 00:20:49,263
Gosh! He doesn't look so good.
407
00:20:49,264 --> 00:20:51,857
I know, but you do.
408
00:20:55,957 --> 00:20:58,386
You know, I get off at 4:00.
409
00:20:58,387 --> 00:21:00,836
I might just be up for a movie.
410
00:21:04,439 --> 00:21:06,467
Ok, somebody really needs to help me here.
411
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