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(siren wailing in distance)
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Well, it took six hours
to sweep up this pile of trash,
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but at least nothing
can windily ruin it.
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-(whooshing)
-(electric crackling)
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Hey! What did I do?!
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♪
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This isn't Big Mouth.
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You're not gonna see it.
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(dramatic rendition
of Family Guy theme playing)
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♪
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(laughing raucously)
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And that's how my mom died.
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Classic.
Well, I got to hit the can.
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Yeah, me, too.
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♪
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(beeping, trilling)
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Hey, what are you looking at?
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Peter, where are your clothes?
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I need your gun.
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No problem, evil-looking Peter.
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They downgraded me to a toy
'cause I shot a kid.
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I need your gun.
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You're right, Joe.
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We a all armed.
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I have it in case people try
to make America great again.
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Wait. Might you be returning?
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Yes. I shall be returning.
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Could you say it
in a more memorable way?
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See you in a bit?
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More menacing.
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Let's all circle back.
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-No!
-Catch you on the flip side.
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No!
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I will see you mañana.
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-No!
-Let's do coffee sooner
than later.
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QUAGMIRE, CLEVELAND AND JOE:
No!
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Well, I don't know!
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Look, I'll think of some more,
and I'll be back.
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(gasping)
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(toilet flushes)
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PETER:
Oh, God. What a mess.
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Well, these are no good anymore.
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♪
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("Bad to the Bone" playing)
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♪ B-B-B-B-Bird ♪
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♪ B-B-B-B-Bird ♪
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♪ B-B-B-B-Bird ♪
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♪ Bird is the word. ♪
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Who's hungry, huh?
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Broccoli? How dare you!
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Stewie, don't throw
your vegetables.
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"Throw" in quotes.
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I will destroy her for this.
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♪
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What are you working on,
Stewie?
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My plan to be rid of Lois
once and for all.
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It's a Terminator robot, living
tissue over metal endoskeleton.
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Why'd you make two versions--
naked or all in leather?
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Brian, I don't expect you
to be able to understand
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all the science stuff.
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What's important is,
the leather robot
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and preteen boy ride away
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on one motorcycle to get away
from society.
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But don't get too worked up.
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The technology is still
years off, even for me.
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I've got a lot of kinks
to work out.
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♪
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-What's this other drawing?
-Oh, that's just a lame
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hand turkey I drew.
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♪
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I was created by Nathan M.
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'Cause there's two other Nathans
in the class!
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♪
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Hey, you're a good-looking guy.
Want to hang out?
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Affirmative.
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(giggles)
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(giggles robotically)
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("Here Comes the Hotstepper"
playing)
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♪ Here comes the hotstepper ♪
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♪ Murderer ♪
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♪ I'm the lyrical gangster ♪
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♪ Murderer ♪
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♪ Excuse me, Mr. Officer ♪
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♪ Murderer ♪
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♪ Still love you like that ♪
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♪ Murderer. ♪
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HOST:
Next up is John Herbert
with "Sweet Child of Mine."
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Can you raise it six octaves?
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Okay, this one's for Nathan M.
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♪ Here comes the hotstepper ♪
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♪ Surfin' bird. ♪
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♪
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Oh, my goodness,
that's so much better.
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It's the middle of the day.
Shouldn't Peter be at work?
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That's not the fat man.
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That's my Terminator robot.
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What? But you said
the technology was decades away.
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It is. My future self
must have built it
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and sent it back in time
to help me kill Lois.
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Okay, Terminator, kill Lois.
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♪
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What are you doing?
She's in the kitchen.
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(choking)
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(gasping)
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Not me!
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What the devil
is wrong with you?!
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I created you!
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Now I order you to stand down!
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TV ANNOUNCER:
We now return
to a Tilda Swinton movie.
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Tilda Swinton, huh?
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(vacuum whirs)
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You said it.
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Aah!
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My Terminator robot's
been turned against me!
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But how?
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The only explanation
is that a future enemy
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must have stolen it from me
and sent it back in time
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to kill me as a baby!
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(beeps)
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We've got to get out of here.
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Here are the guns, provisions,
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and that is an Instapot,
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which was going to be
your Christmas gift.
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I'm sorry you saw it.
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Oh. For, like,
cooking soups and whatnot?
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Yeah, I know, it's stupid.
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-Let's go.
-(banging on door)
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Stewie, quick,
grab those sheets!
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Are both of these
Mario Lopez sheets?
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Yeah, I'm all in on Mario Lopez.
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-♪
-(banging on door)
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♪
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Get on!
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Hey, Peter, check it out.
My new electric wheelchair.
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(yells)
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-♪
-(tires screech)
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-Hey.
-JOE (echoing): Hey.
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Need a hand?
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That's okay.
I texted Bonnie.
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-(phone chimes)
-Uhp, hang on.
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She just texted me
a thumbs down emoji.
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Yeah, I-I will take that hand.
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Quagmire?
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-(tires screech)
-(horns honking)
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I think we lost him.
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00:08:06,636 --> 00:08:07,393
I think so, too.
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Brian, I know the Instapot
was a big whiff,
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but what are your thoughts
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about Williams Sonoma
Belgian waffle makers?
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I guess they're okay.
I'm not really a breakfast guy.
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Fine, Brian, we'll just sit
around the Christmas tree
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writing checks to each other.
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♪
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This guy's relentless.
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Stewie, how much longer
can we keep this up?
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Don't worry. My gas gauge
sticker still says half a tank.
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Hasn't moved in years.
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Ah! Dude.
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Go, go, go!
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(farts)
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♪ Dada, da-dada ♪
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♪ Dada,
da-dada ♪
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♪ Dada, da-dada ♪
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♪ Dada,
da-dada ♪
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♪ Dada, da-dada ♪
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(mouth full):
♪ Dada, da-dada. ♪
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Stewie, what are we gonna do?
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We can't go home, and it's never
gonna stop pursuing us.
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Brian, just calm down.
It's been a long day.
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We're safe here.
Let's just get some sleep.
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You're sure all the rooms
only have one bed?
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Yeah, motel rules.
Man, it sucks.
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You have no idea
how pissed I am about this.
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It looks like someone just
pushed two twin beds together.
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Why don't I go talk
to the manager?
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No, no, no, don't do that!
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I mean... the Terminator.
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(knock on door)
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Champagne and
chocolate-covered strawberries?
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Yes, put it over there
near the candles.
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(yawns): Well, I'll say,
this has been quite a day.
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I'm ready to hit the sack.
183
00:10:03,770 --> 00:10:06,938
Dude, this could actually
go down.
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00:10:07,941 --> 00:10:10,333
PETER:
Here comes the hotstepper!
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00:10:10,335 --> 00:10:11,276
(grunts)
186
00:10:11,278 --> 00:10:12,485
Bah.
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00:10:21,863 --> 00:10:23,437
(grunts)
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00:10:23,515 --> 00:10:25,290
(panting)
189
00:10:28,444 --> 00:10:30,462
We can't go back home.
We got to keep moving.
190
00:10:30,538 --> 00:10:31,688
I'll need to rent a car.
191
00:10:31,690 --> 00:10:33,465
-We could get a Yuber.
-A Yuber?
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00:10:33,616 --> 00:10:35,133
-Yes, a Yuber.
-It's Uber.
193
00:10:35,284 --> 00:10:36,968
-That's what I'm saying. Yuber.
-You're adding a "Y."
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00:10:37,120 --> 00:10:39,028
-No, that's a "U."
-Say "underwear."
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00:10:39,030 --> 00:10:41,473
-Yunderwear.
-Why are we standing here
doing this same old bit?
196
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Because we're doing Terminator,
Brian.
197
00:10:43,459 --> 00:10:46,035
The greatest nonstop
action-adventure movie ever.
198
00:10:46,037 --> 00:10:47,537
The animators need a break.
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00:10:47,539 --> 00:10:49,314
Oh, so now they're in charge?
200
00:10:49,465 --> 00:10:50,874
You know what, you're right.
201
00:10:50,876 --> 00:10:53,376
Look at that parade.
It's about to explode.
202
00:10:53,378 --> 00:10:55,803
(explosion, screaming)
203
00:10:55,881 --> 00:10:57,397
Oh, they're doing it off-screen.
204
00:10:57,473 --> 00:10:58,472
(explosion)
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00:10:58,550 --> 00:11:00,383
Stewie, those off-screen
explosions
206
00:11:00,402 --> 00:11:02,402
-are because of your Terminator.
-(morphing sound)
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00:11:02,478 --> 00:11:05,479
Oh, my God, he's morphed himself
into a helicopter,
208
00:11:05,557 --> 00:11:07,999
-and he's landing
just out of view.
-(morphing sound)
209
00:11:08,076 --> 00:11:10,818
And now he's re-morphing back
into his human form.
210
00:11:10,837 --> 00:11:12,820
And now he's walking
normally toward us.
211
00:11:12,898 --> 00:11:16,716
I created you, damn it.
I command you to stop!
212
00:11:18,828 --> 00:11:19,919
No!
213
00:11:20,329 --> 00:11:23,756
-Why didn't you kill me?
-You are Brian Griffin.
214
00:11:23,833 --> 00:11:27,334
You programmed me to kill
your enemy Stewart Griffin.
215
00:11:27,336 --> 00:11:29,579
-What?
-You're the future enemy
216
00:11:29,597 --> 00:11:31,431
who's turned my Terminator
against me?
217
00:11:31,507 --> 00:11:33,507
But that's impossible.
I-I'm not your enemy.
218
00:11:33,527 --> 00:11:36,010
-I'm your best friend.
-(phone rings)
219
00:11:36,087 --> 00:11:38,012
Best friend, huh?
220
00:11:38,014 --> 00:11:41,366
Then who's this "Stewie I Like"?
221
00:11:41,443 --> 00:11:45,519
Well, Mr. Nosy, it's actually
pronounced "Stewie Ee-lee-kay."
222
00:11:45,539 --> 00:11:47,521
He's my Hawaiian ukulele
instructor.
223
00:11:47,541 --> 00:11:50,283
Hey, Brian, it's 2:00.
Where you at, bruddah?
224
00:11:50,359 --> 00:11:52,769
I mean, aloha and everything,
but come on, man.
225
00:11:52,771 --> 00:11:53,962
I'm trying to run
a bidness here.
226
00:12:01,204 --> 00:12:04,480
You're the one who sent
the Terminator back to kill me?
227
00:12:04,482 --> 00:12:05,932
How could you, you bastard?!
228
00:12:07,561 --> 00:12:09,543
Aah, shut him off, shut him off!
229
00:12:09,563 --> 00:12:11,304
Uh, uh, off.
230
00:12:11,380 --> 00:12:13,639
Okay, uh, shut down.
231
00:12:13,716 --> 00:12:17,810
Uh, quit it. Sit!
Bad dog.
232
00:12:17,887 --> 00:12:20,888
Off the couch.
Get off the couch.
233
00:12:20,966 --> 00:12:24,317
That's the meanest, worst thing
you can say to anyone.
234
00:12:24,469 --> 00:12:27,320
Stewie, how could this happen?
We're best friends.
235
00:12:27,472 --> 00:12:29,989
Sadly, it doesn't appear
we stay that way.
236
00:12:30,066 --> 00:12:33,476
I found this coin
in his battery box from 2060.
237
00:12:33,495 --> 00:12:35,661
That must be the year
he was sent from.
238
00:12:35,663 --> 00:12:37,830
Eric Trump is on it. Ew.
239
00:12:37,832 --> 00:12:39,999
Stewie, I would never try to--
Really? Ew.
240
00:12:40,151 --> 00:12:43,595
Brian, we need to go to 2060
to find out what happened.
241
00:12:43,597 --> 00:12:46,823
That's not your normal time pad.
Where'd you get that?
242
00:12:46,825 --> 00:12:48,341
I borrowed it
from Rick and Morty.
243
00:12:48,493 --> 00:12:50,226
They've borrowed plenty from us.
244
00:12:55,942 --> 00:12:58,693
(lasers firing)
245
00:13:06,511 --> 00:13:09,621
Oh, my God, it's all true.
246
00:13:15,796 --> 00:13:17,879
Sir, the Bri-bots are advancing.
247
00:13:20,449 --> 00:13:22,449
Brian, look. There I am.
248
00:13:22,469 --> 00:13:23,784
Why are you wearing
a half shirt?
249
00:13:23,862 --> 00:13:26,379
Probably 'cause, like,
war and stuff.
250
00:13:26,531 --> 00:13:27,697
Wait, Stewie,
where are you going?
251
00:13:27,699 --> 00:13:29,365
I have to talk to myself, Brian,
252
00:13:29,367 --> 00:13:30,550
and find out what happened.
253
00:13:30,702 --> 00:13:32,368
Plus, can you imagine
how many likes
254
00:13:32,370 --> 00:13:33,961
this post gets on Instagram?
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Me with future me?
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That's like "Stewie won
the Internet" good.
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BOTH:
Brian?
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(gasps)
You're me.
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Yes. I've come because
my Terminator robot
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00:13:48,736 --> 00:13:50,053
just tried to kill me.
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00:13:50,071 --> 00:13:52,388
What happened?
Brian and I were friends.
262
00:13:52,407 --> 00:13:55,058
He ruined what could have been
a perfect Instagram post
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00:13:55,060 --> 00:13:56,576
with a sarcastic comment.
264
00:13:56,652 --> 00:13:58,394
Ugh, I hate that.
265
00:13:58,396 --> 00:14:00,730
Oh, that reminds me,
I've got to get this pic.
266
00:14:00,732 --> 00:14:02,398
Wait a minute, what should
we do in the picture?
267
00:14:02,417 --> 00:14:03,900
I don't know, something fun?
268
00:14:03,918 --> 00:14:05,735
Well, the caption is going
to be "Double Trouble,"
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00:14:05,753 --> 00:14:07,828
so let's work backwards
from there.
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00:14:07,848 --> 00:14:10,423
♪ Have you heard?
It's in the stars ♪
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00:14:10,499 --> 00:14:13,910
♪ Next July we collide
with Mars. ♪
272
00:14:13,928 --> 00:14:17,671
So I have to ask.
Is there a Mrs. Stewie Griffin?
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00:14:17,749 --> 00:14:19,506
Oh, man, I so wanted to.
274
00:14:19,584 --> 00:14:21,008
It's just this war
and whatnot, you know?
275
00:14:21,010 --> 00:14:22,509
No, no, I totally get it.
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00:14:22,511 --> 00:14:24,770
Wait a minute,
since there's two of us,
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00:14:24,847 --> 00:14:26,513
this means we can finally...
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00:14:26,533 --> 00:14:28,091
BOTH:
...catch our own tail.
279
00:14:28,093 --> 00:14:29,850
(growling, grumbling)
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00:14:29,852 --> 00:14:31,777
-I got it.
-No, I got it.
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00:14:31,854 --> 00:14:33,446
-No, I got it.
-I got it.
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00:14:33,522 --> 00:14:35,290
(grumbling)
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00:14:37,693 --> 00:14:39,419
There they are. Get 'em.
284
00:14:43,717 --> 00:14:45,925
Brian, we've got
to get out of here.
285
00:14:48,871 --> 00:14:51,631
Oh, Stewie, my hero.
286
00:14:51,707 --> 00:14:53,540
Not now, babe. The war.
287
00:14:53,560 --> 00:14:55,785
All right, jump,
touch the branch,
288
00:14:55,787 --> 00:14:58,563
send these right back
to Zappos for the refund.
289
00:15:01,717 --> 00:15:05,904
My God, we do become enemies.
That makes me sad.
290
00:15:05,980 --> 00:15:07,980
Look, that future
hasn't happened yet.
291
00:15:08,057 --> 00:15:11,576
We can avoid it by protecting
our friendship at all costs.
292
00:15:11,653 --> 00:15:13,653
You're right.
We just need a car,
293
00:15:13,729 --> 00:15:14,913
then we can figure out
how to do this.
294
00:15:14,989 --> 00:15:16,581
Just like the fat man
figured out
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00:15:16,658 --> 00:15:18,658
how to get into
cosmetology school.
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00:15:18,660 --> 00:15:20,993
Hi, I'm a drug addict
with a child.
297
00:15:20,995 --> 00:15:22,587
All right, come on in.
298
00:15:22,664 --> 00:15:25,757
And, um, will I be using
the little head rakes?
299
00:15:25,833 --> 00:15:29,385
-You mean combs?
-I have so much to learn.
300
00:15:30,764 --> 00:15:32,989
Hey, love you, buddy.
301
00:15:32,991 --> 00:15:34,657
Love you, too, pal.
302
00:15:34,659 --> 00:15:36,008
See? This is fine.
Friends forever.
303
00:15:36,161 --> 00:15:38,102
We control our own fate.
304
00:15:38,179 --> 00:15:41,481
Yes. Nothing is set in stone.
We make our own decisions.
305
00:15:42,776 --> 00:15:45,777
-Do we really need the heat on?
-It's the defrost.
306
00:15:45,853 --> 00:15:47,612
But whatever it is,
do you really need it on?
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00:15:47,614 --> 00:15:50,506
If you want me to see
out the window, yes.
308
00:15:50,525 --> 00:15:52,433
Of course, you're the driver.
Sorry.
309
00:15:52,510 --> 00:15:55,286
-Love you, buddy.
-Love you, buddy.
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00:16:04,297 --> 00:16:06,038
Do you really think
sunflower seeds is
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00:16:06,191 --> 00:16:07,632
the best choice of snack
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00:16:07,783 --> 00:16:09,692
-while we're trying
not to hate each other?
-What?
313
00:16:09,694 --> 00:16:11,694
I'm just thinking
maybe there's a better snack.
314
00:16:11,696 --> 00:16:13,787
That's-- I-I don't know.
I love you, buddy.
315
00:16:13,865 --> 00:16:15,807
Okay, that's cool.
But maybe you just, uh,
316
00:16:15,958 --> 00:16:19,702
let me eat whatever I feel like.
Love you, buddy.
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00:16:19,704 --> 00:16:22,814
My "driving exactly
the speed limit" buddy.
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00:16:22,965 --> 00:16:24,707
(siren blaring)
319
00:16:24,726 --> 00:16:25,966
Damn it. How am I
getting pulled over?
320
00:16:26,044 --> 00:16:27,710
I was driving exactly
the speed limit.
321
00:16:27,712 --> 00:16:29,195
You sure were.
322
00:16:33,827 --> 00:16:36,385
This cop looks like Lois.
323
00:16:36,387 --> 00:16:38,571
(robotic voice):
Hello, Brian.
324
00:16:38,647 --> 00:16:41,582
Brian, that's not a cop.
That's a Lois Terminator.
325
00:16:43,745 --> 00:16:45,795
(gunshot)
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00:16:48,900 --> 00:16:51,426
Jingle All the Way.
327
00:16:58,501 --> 00:17:01,227
Oh, yeah? Watch this.
328
00:17:03,081 --> 00:17:06,340
Uhp, guess I'm back
to the old-model Terminator.
329
00:17:06,342 --> 00:17:08,842
Artists must've got tired
of drawing the new one.
330
00:17:08,862 --> 00:17:12,088
Yeah, that's it. Punch that one.
331
00:17:12,090 --> 00:17:14,574
Look out behind you.
No, behind you.
332
00:17:25,861 --> 00:17:27,545
What the hell is going on?
333
00:17:27,622 --> 00:17:29,789
Future me must have sent her
back to protect me
334
00:17:29,865 --> 00:17:32,441
-and kill you.
-(wind whooshing)
335
00:17:32,443 --> 00:17:33,426
Oh, my God, look.
336
00:17:40,042 --> 00:17:41,634
Our future selves must know
337
00:17:41,710 --> 00:17:43,561
we're deprogramming
their Terminators.
338
00:17:43,638 --> 00:17:44,970
They're sending back more.
339
00:17:45,047 --> 00:17:48,624
Is this the Conover
family reunion?
340
00:17:48,643 --> 00:17:50,309
I'm looking around...
341
00:17:50,386 --> 00:17:53,613
This is not.
This is not.
342
00:18:01,823 --> 00:18:03,706
(tires screeching)
343
00:18:08,830 --> 00:18:10,421
Stewie, what the hell
are we gonna do?
344
00:18:10,498 --> 00:18:12,924
Our future selves will continue
sending Terminators back
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00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:15,835
-to kill us as long
as we're enemies.
-(phone chimes)
346
00:18:15,987 --> 00:18:19,597
Oh, "Brian Griffin has commented
on your Instagram post."
347
00:18:24,162 --> 00:18:26,829
"When Sally Met Sally"?
What the hell?!
348
00:18:26,831 --> 00:18:28,664
Relax, Stewie.
Take a joke.
349
00:18:28,666 --> 00:18:30,666
Come on, Brian,
an early sarcastic comment
350
00:18:30,668 --> 00:18:32,501
brings likes to a grinding halt.
351
00:18:32,503 --> 00:18:34,428
Oh, my God, your comment
is getting
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00:18:34,505 --> 00:18:35,613
more likes than the post.
353
00:18:35,690 --> 00:18:37,481
Stewie, you can't post
a picture like that.
354
00:18:37,483 --> 00:18:39,450
It's so clear you're just
in love with yourself.
355
00:18:39,527 --> 00:18:41,602
Says the guy
who constantly updates
356
00:18:41,679 --> 00:18:42,787
his own Wikipedia page.
357
00:18:42,938 --> 00:18:44,455
That's supposed to be anonymous.
358
00:18:44,457 --> 00:18:47,850
-Oh, like all your
alcoholic buddies?
-Go to hell!
359
00:18:47,852 --> 00:18:49,293
(tires screeching)
360
00:18:49,445 --> 00:18:51,963
-You go to hell.
-(grunting)
361
00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:55,616
Wait, stop.
Don't you see, Brian?
362
00:18:55,693 --> 00:18:57,784
This is it.
This is the rift.
363
00:18:57,862 --> 00:19:00,429
Oh, my God, you're right.
364
00:19:03,643 --> 00:19:05,959
Here come the Terminators.
What do we do?
365
00:19:06,037 --> 00:19:08,387
We've got to show them that
our friendship is unbreakable.
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00:19:08,464 --> 00:19:10,481
That we love each other.
367
00:19:10,483 --> 00:19:13,967
-Brian, we have to kiss.
-Oh, come on, Stewie.
368
00:19:14,045 --> 00:19:15,878
No, no, no, no, no.
I-I know I can sometimes
369
00:19:15,897 --> 00:19:17,880
do stuff like this,
and again I apologize
370
00:19:17,882 --> 00:19:19,899
for what happened at the motel;
that was a big mix-up.
371
00:19:19,975 --> 00:19:22,401
But the writer in you
knows it's true.
372
00:19:22,478 --> 00:19:23,578
All right, fine.
373
00:19:26,649 --> 00:19:29,208
-Stewie...
-I'm doing it for you.
374
00:19:39,587 --> 00:19:41,995
-Brian, it's working.
-How much longer?
375
00:19:42,073 --> 00:19:43,931
Sorry, didn't realize
it was such a chore.
376
00:19:49,004 --> 00:19:50,930
What about now?
377
00:19:51,006 --> 00:19:52,690
Almost, Brian.
Keep kissing.
378
00:19:58,514 --> 00:19:59,697
STEWIE:
Aw, he got both of us.
379
00:20:04,353 --> 00:20:06,537
-♪ Here comes the hotstepper ♪
-♪ Murderer ♪
380
00:20:06,689 --> 00:20:08,855
-♪ I'm the lyrical gangster ♪
-♪ Murderer ♪
381
00:20:08,857 --> 00:20:11,600
-♪ Excuse me, Mr. Officer ♪
-♪ Murderer ♪
382
00:20:11,602 --> 00:20:14,603
-♪ Still love you like that ♪
-♪ Murderer ♪
383
00:20:14,622 --> 00:20:16,622
♪ Na, na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na ♪
384
00:20:16,699 --> 00:20:20,384
♪ Na-na-na, na-na-na,
na-na-na-na ♪
385
00:20:20,461 --> 00:20:23,963
♪ Yeah, man, that's how it is ♪
386
00:20:23,965 --> 00:20:26,224
♪ Na, na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na ♪
387
00:20:26,300 --> 00:20:30,561
♪ Na-na-na, na-na-na,
na-na-na-na. ♪
388
00:20:57,832 --> 00:21:00,258
Good night.
389
00:21:00,334 --> 00:21:02,818
From all of us.
390
00:21:02,820 --> 00:21:05,721
(dramatic rendition
of Family Guy theme playing)