1 00:00:01,560 --> 00:00:04,670 ♪ It seems today that all you see ♪ 2 00:00:04,821 --> 00:00:07,748 ♪ Is violence in movies and sex on TV ♪ 3 00:00:07,916 --> 00:00:11,735 ♪ But where are those good old-fashioned values ♪ 4 00:00:11,754 --> 00:00:14,738 ♪ On which we used to rely? ♪ 5 00:00:14,757 --> 00:00:18,091 ♪ Lucky there's a family guy ♪ 6 00:00:18,244 --> 00:00:21,336 ♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪ 7 00:00:21,430 --> 00:00:23,080 ♪ All the things that make us ♪ 8 00:00:23,098 --> 00:00:24,264 ♪ Laugh and cry ♪ 9 00:00:24,358 --> 00:00:30,195 ♪ He's... a... Fam... ily... Guy! ♪ 10 00:00:35,261 --> 00:00:37,870 Good evening, I'm Tom Tucker. The guy who dyes my hair 11 00:00:38,021 --> 00:00:40,039 is on vacation and I can't get ahold of him. 12 00:00:40,207 --> 00:00:42,541 Our top story tonight: Excitement in the music world 13 00:00:42,692 --> 00:00:46,211 as former Jolly Farm star Mary Elizabeth Becca Ryan 14 00:00:46,438 --> 00:00:48,121 is releasing her debut single, 15 00:00:48,215 --> 00:00:50,791 the surprisingly filthy "Face Chair." 16 00:00:50,943 --> 00:00:53,034 Oh, my God! I can't believe MEBR 17 00:00:53,128 --> 00:00:55,370 is finally releasing her first song. 18 00:00:55,389 --> 00:00:58,057 -"MEBR"? -Yes. Mary Elizabeth Becca Ryan. 19 00:00:58,208 --> 00:01:00,041 Her real fans call her MEBR. 20 00:01:00,061 --> 00:01:02,227 I've literally never heard you talk about her. 21 00:01:02,379 --> 00:01:04,212 Talk about MEBR? I'm always talking about MEBR. 22 00:01:04,231 --> 00:01:06,473 I love MEBR. If I weren't such a big fan, 23 00:01:06,625 --> 00:01:09,359 would I have MEBR tattooed right above my root? 24 00:01:10,796 --> 00:01:12,462 That is very low. 25 00:01:12,556 --> 00:01:14,815 Yeah. It's a root tattoo. They're low. 26 00:01:14,967 --> 00:01:16,558 Brian, I have followed her whole career 27 00:01:16,652 --> 00:01:18,726 ever since she was the little pig who went "oink, oink" 28 00:01:18,746 --> 00:01:20,137 on Jolly Farm. 29 00:01:20,155 --> 00:01:22,081 I can't believe it's the same girl. 30 00:01:22,232 --> 00:01:24,917 You know, all the Jolly Farm kids grew up to be stars. 31 00:01:25,068 --> 00:01:26,919 Except for the ones who went broke, OD'd, 32 00:01:27,070 --> 00:01:29,996 or are now just clickbait mug shots on the CNN web page. 33 00:01:30,132 --> 00:01:33,150 But I'm all in on MEBR. She is a superstar. 34 00:01:33,168 --> 00:01:34,742 I told you she'd grow up to be hot. 35 00:01:34,911 --> 00:01:37,245 You couldn't say that then and you can't say it now. 36 00:01:37,264 --> 00:01:39,723 Did and did. (clicks tongue) 37 00:01:43,437 --> 00:01:45,846 Hey, Dad, will you have a catch with me? 38 00:01:45,998 --> 00:01:47,998 I heard girls like baseball players, 39 00:01:48,016 --> 00:01:51,184 so I want to learn how to throw batteries at baseball players. 40 00:01:51,337 --> 00:01:53,362 Ah, I'd love to, Chris. 41 00:01:54,615 --> 00:01:58,433 (panting) 42 00:01:58,527 --> 00:02:00,010 There's no better... 43 00:02:00,103 --> 00:02:01,787 bonding experience... 44 00:02:02,014 --> 00:02:03,697 than a father... 45 00:02:03,773 --> 00:02:05,515 and a son... 46 00:02:05,609 --> 00:02:07,626 having a catch. 47 00:02:07,777 --> 00:02:09,277 I'm out. 48 00:02:09,296 --> 00:02:11,872 Better call in Boston Dynamics Dad instead. 49 00:02:11,966 --> 00:02:13,632 Come on, sport. 50 00:02:13,783 --> 00:02:15,283 I will throw and catch with you 51 00:02:15,302 --> 00:02:18,137 and not study your emotions for future enslavement. 52 00:02:18,288 --> 00:02:20,973 I think it might be time to get your weight under control. 53 00:02:21,200 --> 00:02:23,700 It's affecting your relationship with Chris. 54 00:02:23,793 --> 00:02:26,720 Boys need a father who can spend time with them. 55 00:02:26,814 --> 00:02:28,630 No, I'm fine. 56 00:02:28,724 --> 00:02:31,041 Couple hard sniffs and a spit, and I'll be good. 57 00:02:31,043 --> 00:02:33,193 (sniffing) 58 00:02:34,971 --> 00:02:37,489 Okay, okay, that's a no-go. 59 00:02:37,641 --> 00:02:40,808 Just put me on a blanket and slide me to the TV. 60 00:02:40,828 --> 00:02:43,078 ♪ ♪ 61 00:02:51,338 --> 00:02:54,564 Oh, hey, Bri. Just recording a new Tok to MEBR's song. 62 00:02:54,658 --> 00:02:56,750 Don't you think that song's a little too dirty 63 00:02:56,844 --> 00:02:58,251 for a baby to be singing? 64 00:02:58,328 --> 00:03:01,071 "Face Chair" isn't dirty. Look at the lyrics. 65 00:03:01,089 --> 00:03:02,739 "Knock, knock. There's a box. 66 00:03:02,832 --> 00:03:04,516 "And it's coming for you. 67 00:03:04,668 --> 00:03:06,410 "Open up. With care. 68 00:03:06,428 --> 00:03:09,170 Then drop that box right on your chair." 69 00:03:09,248 --> 00:03:11,581 See? It's basically an unboxing video. 70 00:03:11,675 --> 00:03:13,934 Okay. I'm gonna go eat my Taco Bell in the other room. 71 00:03:14,028 --> 00:03:15,919 You know, you shouldn't eat Taco Bell. 72 00:03:15,938 --> 00:03:18,012 MEBR says you should only eat organic food, 73 00:03:18,032 --> 00:03:19,364 because it's better for the environment. 74 00:03:19,516 --> 00:03:22,776 I had $1.67 and I wanted two tacos and a big soda. 75 00:03:22,928 --> 00:03:25,762 And, what, you taking all your cues from a pop star now? 76 00:03:25,855 --> 00:03:27,614 Oh, I'm sorry, but do you have 60 million followers 77 00:03:27,766 --> 00:03:30,375 -on Instagram? -I think you know I have 12. 78 00:03:30,602 --> 00:03:33,270 11. Joe's out after your defund post. 79 00:03:33,363 --> 00:03:35,029 And I'm more than just a fan. 80 00:03:35,123 --> 00:03:36,440 I'm a Maryonette. 81 00:03:36,458 --> 00:03:38,050 We're like Beyoncé's BeyHive, 82 00:03:38,201 --> 00:03:39,867 except there's no marionette emoji, 83 00:03:39,887 --> 00:03:41,778 so we just send jumbo pretzels. 84 00:03:41,797 --> 00:03:43,296 I don't think it's healthy for you to attach 85 00:03:43,449 --> 00:03:45,340 so much of your personality to a celebrity. 86 00:03:45,451 --> 00:03:47,059 You should be thinking for yourself. 87 00:03:47,210 --> 00:03:49,652 This from a guy who blindly runs into a room 88 00:03:49,713 --> 00:03:52,122 whenever he hears a can opener. You don't get it. 89 00:03:52,140 --> 00:03:54,882 She sees the world in a way you won't ever see, Brian. 90 00:03:54,960 --> 00:03:56,293 With blues and greens? 91 00:03:56,386 --> 00:03:58,295 Ye-- uh, well, yeah, I guess that, too. 92 00:03:58,464 --> 00:04:00,480 You know, she has a concert in Quahog tomorrow. 93 00:04:00,632 --> 00:04:02,632 You should come with me, and I can show you 94 00:04:02,651 --> 00:04:03,817 what makes her so special. 95 00:04:03,969 --> 00:04:05,410 That sounds like my hell. 96 00:04:05,562 --> 00:04:08,580 There is nothing you can do to get me to go to that concert. 97 00:04:09,825 --> 00:04:12,042 (scraping) 98 00:04:12,995 --> 00:04:14,736 MEBR concert, please. 99 00:04:14,830 --> 00:04:17,256 Oh, I'm a dumb dog. 100 00:04:20,652 --> 00:04:22,486 Hey, any of you know how to tie a tie? 101 00:04:22,504 --> 00:04:24,004 I have to go to a patient's funeral. 102 00:04:24,156 --> 00:04:25,097 You can just google it. 103 00:04:25,324 --> 00:04:27,081 Yeah, I did that before my last surgery. 104 00:04:27,175 --> 00:04:30,176 (chuckling): And, well, there's a lot of bad info out there. 105 00:04:30,271 --> 00:04:32,345 Anyway, how can I help you today? 106 00:04:32,498 --> 00:04:34,180 Peter needs to lose weight, and we were hoping 107 00:04:34,333 --> 00:04:35,440 you could help us. 108 00:04:35,667 --> 00:04:37,350 Sure, there are a few options we could try. 109 00:04:37,444 --> 00:04:39,444 -You can increase your exercise. -Pass. 110 00:04:39,596 --> 00:04:41,688 -Switch to a vegan diet. -I'd rather die. 111 00:04:41,765 --> 00:04:43,356 -Or quit drinking. -(bleep) 112 00:04:43,509 --> 00:04:45,842 Is there something simple we could start with first? 113 00:04:45,935 --> 00:04:47,844 Yeah, what did Honey Boo Boo's mom do? 114 00:04:47,937 --> 00:04:49,529 We have a similar work ethic. 115 00:04:49,681 --> 00:04:51,123 She had lap band surgery. 116 00:04:51,274 --> 00:04:52,532 If you're interested in that option, 117 00:04:52,684 --> 00:04:54,626 the hospital is running a promotion where it comes 118 00:04:54,778 --> 00:04:56,277 with a free Nintendo Switch. 119 00:04:56,297 --> 00:04:59,539 Lap band surgery is very popular in the Switch community. 120 00:04:59,691 --> 00:05:01,300 Do I have to walk to the surgery room? 121 00:05:01,451 --> 00:05:03,043 We'll put you on a blanket, and slide you in right now. 122 00:05:03,119 --> 00:05:04,344 I'll do it. 123 00:05:11,203 --> 00:05:13,312 Oh, my God. This is worse. 124 00:05:13,463 --> 00:05:14,962 I feel amazing. 125 00:05:14,982 --> 00:05:17,232 Like a bride on his wedding day. 126 00:05:18,802 --> 00:05:22,729 ♪ At last ♪ 127 00:05:22,881 --> 00:05:27,117 ♪ My love has come along. ♪ 128 00:05:29,145 --> 00:05:31,854 I did stuff with the stripper at the bachelorette party. 129 00:05:31,856 --> 00:05:33,723 But I'm here now. 130 00:05:33,742 --> 00:05:35,500 I'm here now. 131 00:05:35,652 --> 00:05:37,627 ♪ ♪ 132 00:05:39,247 --> 00:05:40,988 ♪ Open up with care ♪ 133 00:05:41,008 --> 00:05:43,083 ♪ Then drop that box right in your chair... ♪ 134 00:05:43,159 --> 00:05:46,011 Time to immortalize this moment with a photo, 135 00:05:46,088 --> 00:05:49,348 because pictures at concerts always turn out great. 136 00:05:52,853 --> 00:05:54,019 (crowd cheering) 137 00:05:54,170 --> 00:05:56,170 Thank you, my little Maryonettes. 138 00:05:56,339 --> 00:05:58,172 Now please enjoy this prerecorded bridge 139 00:05:58,266 --> 00:06:01,693 while I check my phone, like all Gen Z performers. 140 00:06:01,845 --> 00:06:03,987 ♪ ♪ 141 00:06:05,849 --> 00:06:08,033 What? 142 00:06:15,434 --> 00:06:17,709 -(phone buzzes) -Oh, MEBR responded! 143 00:06:17,936 --> 00:06:19,193 Uh-oh. 144 00:06:19,271 --> 00:06:21,213 -(phone buzzes) -What? 145 00:06:21,364 --> 00:06:23,456 She thought my post was making fun of her. 146 00:06:23,609 --> 00:06:24,958 She put me on blast. 147 00:06:25,052 --> 00:06:26,534 I need to send an apology. 148 00:06:26,628 --> 00:06:29,036 And people reported me, my account is blocked and locked. 149 00:06:29,056 --> 00:06:30,630 What the hell is happening? 150 00:06:30,782 --> 00:06:33,950 Can I just address something for a second, my Maryonettes? 151 00:06:33,969 --> 00:06:36,377 Bullying is unacceptable. 152 00:06:36,397 --> 00:06:39,564 And Stewie Griffin is a bully. 153 00:06:40,626 --> 00:06:42,550 (crowd booing) 154 00:06:42,628 --> 00:06:44,127 Aw, man, we got to get you out of here 155 00:06:44,296 --> 00:06:45,295 before someone recognizes you. 156 00:06:45,388 --> 00:06:46,646 Yeah, let's grab our coats 157 00:06:46,798 --> 00:06:48,073 and get the hell out of here. 158 00:06:48,224 --> 00:06:49,816 Yes, I misplaced my ticket, 159 00:06:49,968 --> 00:06:51,317 but it is a glen plaid car coat 160 00:06:51,470 --> 00:06:53,412 -with a fur-lined collar. -Which one? 161 00:06:53,563 --> 00:06:56,306 How many glen plaid car coats with fur-lined collars 162 00:06:56,324 --> 00:06:58,083 -are back there? -Is this it? 163 00:06:58,234 --> 00:07:00,493 The pleather jacket with every NFL logo on it? 164 00:07:00,662 --> 00:07:03,163 Is that a glen plaid car coat with a fur-lined collar? 165 00:07:03,315 --> 00:07:05,498 -Actually, that's mine. -That's yours? 166 00:07:05,592 --> 00:07:07,834 Hey, don't get mad at me 'cause you lost your ticket. 167 00:07:07,986 --> 00:07:09,410 Oop, and here comes the rain. 168 00:07:09,504 --> 00:07:11,096 Oh, God. 169 00:07:11,173 --> 00:07:12,672 At least tell me you have my cane handle 170 00:07:12,766 --> 00:07:14,324 Burberry doorman umbrella. 171 00:07:14,417 --> 00:07:16,843 I have a chewed-up walking stick with gum on it. 172 00:07:16,920 --> 00:07:17,919 Right here, brah. 173 00:07:17,938 --> 00:07:21,440 All items accounted for. 174 00:07:34,196 --> 00:07:35,845 How you hanging in, Stewie? 175 00:07:35,939 --> 00:07:36,955 Not good. 176 00:07:37,182 --> 00:07:38,865 The Maryonettes are still attacking me. 177 00:07:38,959 --> 00:07:40,125 All my accounts are being flooded, 178 00:07:40,276 --> 00:07:42,443 they doxed my favorite Froyo place, 179 00:07:42,537 --> 00:07:45,547 and someone even made a deepfake of me at the Capitol riots. 180 00:07:47,375 --> 00:07:50,360 I was there, but I never went inside the building, man! 181 00:07:50,378 --> 00:07:52,471 Well, this is all a product of the stan culture. 182 00:07:52,622 --> 00:07:55,140 See, fans form these strong bonds with celebrities, 183 00:07:55,367 --> 00:07:56,866 so when you insult them, 184 00:07:56,885 --> 00:07:59,869 you inadvertently start a war with thousands of people. 185 00:07:59,888 --> 00:08:01,221 I wish I could explain myself. 186 00:08:01,373 --> 00:08:02,872 But no one will listen. 187 00:08:02,966 --> 00:08:04,316 Well, hopefully it all blows over. 188 00:08:04,467 --> 00:08:06,634 It won't, Brian. You don't know the Maryonettes. 189 00:08:06,653 --> 00:08:08,469 What I need to do is reach out to them. 190 00:08:08,489 --> 00:08:10,880 -Extend an olive branch. -What are you thinking? 191 00:08:10,974 --> 00:08:13,383 You remember when Gal Gadot got those celebrities 192 00:08:13,401 --> 00:08:16,143 to sing "Imagine" in $300,000 kitchens? 193 00:08:16,163 --> 00:08:17,979 Well, I filmed myself singing 194 00:08:18,073 --> 00:08:20,390 in moderately priced kitchens. 195 00:08:20,408 --> 00:08:23,910 Hey, guys, you know, this virus of hate has infected 196 00:08:24,062 --> 00:08:26,396 my entire world. And I saw this video 197 00:08:26,565 --> 00:08:29,490 of this Italian guy playing the trumpet, um, on his balcony, 198 00:08:29,510 --> 00:08:33,011 and, uh, there was something so powerful and pure, 199 00:08:33,162 --> 00:08:35,905 um, about this video, and it goes-- 200 00:08:35,924 --> 00:08:38,183 it goes like this. 201 00:08:38,410 --> 00:08:41,019 ♪ Mr. Lover Lover, mmm ♪ 202 00:08:41,170 --> 00:08:43,688 ♪ Mr. Lover Lover, mmm ♪ 203 00:08:43,765 --> 00:08:45,506 ♪ She call me Mr. Boombastic ♪ 204 00:08:45,600 --> 00:08:48,026 ♪ Tell me fantastic, touch me on my back ♪ 205 00:08:48,177 --> 00:08:50,420 ♪ She says I'm Mr. Ro, Ro ♪ 206 00:08:50,513 --> 00:08:52,513 ♪ Mantic, call me fantastic ♪ 207 00:08:52,607 --> 00:08:56,109 ♪ Touch me on my back, she says I'm Mr. Ro ♪ 208 00:08:56,261 --> 00:08:59,763 ♪ Smooth just like a silk-a. ♪ 209 00:08:59,931 --> 00:09:01,264 How are people liking it? 210 00:09:01,357 --> 00:09:03,500 Oh, it's made it much worse. 211 00:09:07,105 --> 00:09:08,288 Hey, where's Dad? 212 00:09:08,440 --> 00:09:09,714 He said he was gonna help me 213 00:09:09,866 --> 00:09:11,107 with my science fair project. 214 00:09:11,126 --> 00:09:12,609 Up here, kids. 215 00:09:12,627 --> 00:09:14,636 (royal fanfare playing) 216 00:09:19,968 --> 00:09:21,134 Thoughts? 217 00:09:21,228 --> 00:09:23,620 We're gonna call you Mr. Skin. 218 00:09:23,638 --> 00:09:24,879 Um... 219 00:09:24,898 --> 00:09:26,398 (whispering indistinctly) 220 00:09:26,549 --> 00:09:27,566 Oh, really? 221 00:09:27,793 --> 00:09:30,384 Uh, we'll... we'll call you something else. 222 00:09:30,462 --> 00:09:32,462 You know what? You guys can't hurt me. 223 00:09:32,555 --> 00:09:33,963 I like my new look. 224 00:09:34,057 --> 00:09:36,633 So, are you gonna help me with my science fair project? 225 00:09:36,651 --> 00:09:38,743 I would love to, Chris, but like all people 226 00:09:38,895 --> 00:09:42,080 who undergo drastic weight loss, I have time to make up for. 227 00:09:42,231 --> 00:09:44,824 And that means abandoning the people who stuck with me 228 00:09:44,976 --> 00:09:46,233 through the fat years. 229 00:09:46,328 --> 00:09:48,235 You'll understand when you're older. 230 00:09:48,330 --> 00:09:51,172 -Is there a bit of a smell? -There's a bit of a smell. 231 00:09:53,927 --> 00:09:57,244 Hey, what's everyone thinking for playtime? 232 00:09:57,264 --> 00:09:59,339 Hi. I'll speak for the group. 233 00:09:59,491 --> 00:10:01,825 We heard about what you did, Stewie. 234 00:10:01,843 --> 00:10:04,510 No one wants to play with you. 235 00:10:04,663 --> 00:10:06,663 Okay. I see. 236 00:10:06,681 --> 00:10:09,608 I guess I'll just play with this doctor's waiting room toy 237 00:10:09,835 --> 00:10:11,501 where you push a bead along a wire. 238 00:10:11,594 --> 00:10:14,112 Plenty of room if anybody wants to join. 239 00:10:14,263 --> 00:10:16,597 It's a multi-kid toy. Anybody? 240 00:10:16,691 --> 00:10:18,783 I already pushed the bead through the double twist 241 00:10:18,935 --> 00:10:20,285 where it gets fast for a second. 242 00:10:20,436 --> 00:10:22,436 Scary part's over. Anybody? 243 00:10:22,456 --> 00:10:24,180 Preschool is supposed to be more about 244 00:10:24,199 --> 00:10:25,865 socialization than education. 245 00:10:26,017 --> 00:10:28,460 This could have lasting long-term damage. Anybody? 246 00:10:28,687 --> 00:10:31,020 They say kids who aren't properly socialized 247 00:10:31,022 --> 00:10:32,797 by the age of five can never catch up. 248 00:10:33,024 --> 00:10:34,615 Doctors agree. Anybody? 249 00:10:34,635 --> 00:10:37,043 It doesn't necessarily affect financial outcomes, 250 00:10:37,137 --> 00:10:39,045 more affects stable emotional relationships. 251 00:10:39,139 --> 00:10:41,306 There's a lot of literature about it. Anybody? 252 00:10:41,457 --> 00:10:43,624 A long-term study out of the University of Indiana 253 00:10:43,718 --> 00:10:45,827 backs this up. I know that doesn't sound impressive, 254 00:10:45,887 --> 00:10:48,480 but all the Ivy League schools couldn't find fault in it. 255 00:10:48,631 --> 00:10:50,273 Anybody? 256 00:10:54,154 --> 00:10:56,470 Go away, Brian. I've already made my decision. 257 00:10:56,564 --> 00:10:59,140 There's nothing you can say that will change my mind. 258 00:10:59,159 --> 00:11:01,217 You texted me to come outside. 259 00:11:01,236 --> 00:11:03,569 This whole ordeal has made my life a living hell, 260 00:11:03,664 --> 00:11:05,071 and I no longer feel safe. 261 00:11:05,165 --> 00:11:07,999 So Rupert and I have decided to lay low for a while. 262 00:11:08,151 --> 00:11:09,000 Where are you gonna go? 263 00:11:09,152 --> 00:11:10,576 We're going to a restorative 264 00:11:10,729 --> 00:11:12,170 meditation retreat in the mountains. 265 00:11:12,397 --> 00:11:14,898 We will be unplugging our minds and our bodies. 266 00:11:14,916 --> 00:11:17,917 Yes, Rupert, there will still be one thing getting plugged. 267 00:11:18,011 --> 00:11:20,161 -(laughing) -Oh, gosh. 268 00:11:20,255 --> 00:11:21,921 I know. This guy is twisted. 269 00:11:22,015 --> 00:11:24,498 Look, what's happened to you is unfair. 270 00:11:24,576 --> 00:11:26,426 The Stewie Griffin I know is a good person. 271 00:11:26,520 --> 00:11:28,912 And I want you to know that I'm on your side. 272 00:11:28,930 --> 00:11:31,356 Thanks, Brian. Can you tweet that? 273 00:11:31,507 --> 00:11:33,933 An online ally would be really helpful right now. 274 00:11:34,027 --> 00:11:36,361 -I know, right? -Someone publicly standing up 275 00:11:36,512 --> 00:11:38,254 for me could start changing the conversation. 276 00:11:38,347 --> 00:11:40,181 -Totally. -Just need one person. 277 00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:42,016 -All it takes is one. -Could be you. 278 00:11:42,110 --> 00:11:44,110 -Yep. -You're still not taking out your phone. 279 00:11:44,187 --> 00:11:47,080 Look, my point is, I am here for you right now, privately, 280 00:11:47,265 --> 00:11:49,098 and out of earshot of anyone I know. 281 00:11:49,117 --> 00:11:50,767 You are gonna get through this, champ. 282 00:11:50,860 --> 00:11:52,268 -Coward. -And friend. 283 00:11:52,361 --> 00:11:53,770 I'm just gonna go grab my sun hat, 284 00:11:53,863 --> 00:11:55,380 and then we are out of here. 285 00:11:58,701 --> 00:12:00,385 Rupert! No! 286 00:12:01,463 --> 00:12:02,779 They killed him! 287 00:12:02,797 --> 00:12:04,371 He blew up! 288 00:12:04,391 --> 00:12:07,058 I had an IT band blow up last year, 289 00:12:07,210 --> 00:12:08,952 still finished the 10K. 290 00:12:08,970 --> 00:12:10,636 SINGERS: ♪ Cocky jogger. ♪ 291 00:12:10,731 --> 00:12:12,272 A personal best. 292 00:12:20,465 --> 00:12:22,223 Hey, Stewie. You doing okay? 293 00:12:22,275 --> 00:12:24,150 I'm just going through all of Rupert's stuff. 294 00:12:24,302 --> 00:12:25,744 He had a space suit? 295 00:12:25,895 --> 00:12:27,561 Yes, he wanted to be an astronaut, 296 00:12:27,581 --> 00:12:29,581 but he got disqualified because of an astigmatism. 297 00:12:29,732 --> 00:12:32,584 Every night he'd go to the window and look up at the moon. 298 00:12:32,735 --> 00:12:34,477 His unreachable dream. 299 00:12:34,537 --> 00:12:37,088 Of course, he usually ended up just staring at a night-light. 300 00:12:37,240 --> 00:12:40,074 (crying): He really did have the vision of a crawfish. 301 00:12:40,243 --> 00:12:41,742 Aw, please don't cry. 302 00:12:41,762 --> 00:12:43,410 I start whining when people cry 303 00:12:43,505 --> 00:12:44,763 because it sounds like a fire truck. 304 00:12:44,990 --> 00:12:46,247 It's just so unfair. 305 00:12:46,341 --> 00:12:48,157 Rupert and I were finally in a good place 306 00:12:48,251 --> 00:12:49,826 after the difficulties of the summer. 307 00:12:49,844 --> 00:12:51,160 Oh, gosh. 308 00:12:51,179 --> 00:12:52,937 Do you know what the worst part of all this is? 309 00:12:53,164 --> 00:12:55,515 Mary Elizabeth Becca Ryan has said nothing. 310 00:12:55,667 --> 00:12:58,001 She knows what her fans will do when they're activated, 311 00:12:58,019 --> 00:12:59,669 and she has been silent. 312 00:12:59,838 --> 00:13:01,946 I know. She should have to take some responsibility 313 00:13:02,173 --> 00:13:04,190 for the actions of her fans. 314 00:13:04,284 --> 00:13:06,342 -It's like Nelson Mandela said. -This will be wrong. 315 00:13:06,361 --> 00:13:09,287 "With great power comes great responsibility." 316 00:13:09,438 --> 00:13:10,622 Yeah, that's Spider-Man. 317 00:13:10,849 --> 00:13:13,124 My point is, if celebrities don't like something, 318 00:13:13,276 --> 00:13:14,517 they can just not like it. 319 00:13:14,519 --> 00:13:16,127 They don't have to use their emotions 320 00:13:16,279 --> 00:13:17,945 as a weapon to destroy people. 321 00:13:17,964 --> 00:13:20,206 I'm lucky I'm a strong-minded person. 322 00:13:20,358 --> 00:13:21,949 Do you have any idea how hard it is 323 00:13:21,968 --> 00:13:23,301 to sit through a couples' massage 324 00:13:23,528 --> 00:13:25,119 when your partner's not even there? 325 00:13:25,138 --> 00:13:26,638 You still went on the retreat? 326 00:13:26,865 --> 00:13:28,031 It was prepaid. 327 00:13:28,199 --> 00:13:30,550 Eating 3,000 bucks isn't gonna bring Rupert back. 328 00:13:30,702 --> 00:13:33,311 Also, the Liebmans planned their whole weekend around us, 329 00:13:33,462 --> 00:13:35,629 and it just didn't seem right to leave them high and dry. 330 00:13:35,723 --> 00:13:38,132 Marty Liebman was on his iPad the whole time. 331 00:13:38,151 --> 00:13:40,276 Guy's addicted to work. 332 00:13:43,139 --> 00:13:44,989 There you are. 333 00:13:45,216 --> 00:13:46,549 Where have you been all day, Peter? 334 00:13:46,568 --> 00:13:48,809 You were supposed to be helping Chris 335 00:13:48,829 --> 00:13:50,495 with his science fair project. 336 00:13:50,664 --> 00:13:52,905 Peter, get out of that cocoon! 337 00:13:52,999 --> 00:13:54,407 It's a chrysalis. 338 00:13:54,501 --> 00:13:56,317 Peter, the whole reason you got this surgery 339 00:13:56,336 --> 00:13:58,336 in the first place was so you could spend time 340 00:13:58,487 --> 00:14:01,397 with your son, and all you've done is ignore him. 341 00:14:02,658 --> 00:14:05,176 DAVID ATTENBOROUGH: Left alone with only his thoughts 342 00:14:05,403 --> 00:14:07,403 and the smells of his own holes, 343 00:14:07,422 --> 00:14:11,516 the Griffin achieves a rare moment of accountability. 344 00:14:14,929 --> 00:14:17,105 Stewie, you in there? 345 00:14:17,840 --> 00:14:19,566 Stewie? 346 00:14:27,275 --> 00:14:29,592 Oh, no. He's gonna kill her. 347 00:14:29,611 --> 00:14:30,760 I've got to stop him. 348 00:14:30,853 --> 00:14:32,428 I got to get to the Walk of Fame. 349 00:14:32,521 --> 00:14:34,447 Walk? Yeah, want to go for a walk, boy? 350 00:14:34,599 --> 00:14:36,190 I do. Who wants to go for a walk? 351 00:14:36,209 --> 00:14:37,876 Me! I'll get the leash. 352 00:14:37,952 --> 00:14:40,461 Leash? What am I doing? 353 00:14:44,367 --> 00:14:46,718 So, UV radiation can effectively control 354 00:14:46,869 --> 00:14:48,444 a cave's harmful microorganisms 355 00:14:48,463 --> 00:14:50,613 while being less toxic to cave dwellers 356 00:14:50,615 --> 00:14:52,390 such as birds and reptiles. Thank you. 357 00:14:52,541 --> 00:14:55,059 Wow, very impressive, Patty. I learned a lot. 358 00:14:55,211 --> 00:14:58,212 I also learned that your parents are little people. 359 00:14:58,306 --> 00:15:01,357 And that certainly won't be all I'm thinking about. 360 00:15:04,387 --> 00:15:06,362 ♪ ♪ 361 00:15:13,154 --> 00:15:15,914 Our next student is Chris Griffin, 362 00:15:16,065 --> 00:15:17,974 presenting Benjamin Franklin's 363 00:15:17,992 --> 00:15:19,959 discovery of electricity. 364 00:15:21,646 --> 00:15:24,738 The year: 1752. 365 00:15:24,758 --> 00:15:27,500 The man: Benjamin Franklin. 366 00:15:27,652 --> 00:15:29,335 He owned two slaves, 367 00:15:29,487 --> 00:15:32,338 a detail that is both important and not important. 368 00:15:32,490 --> 00:15:35,174 A simple gust of wind stands between him 369 00:15:35,268 --> 00:15:38,394 and an electric discovery. 370 00:15:41,424 --> 00:15:43,124 (all gasp) 371 00:15:43,126 --> 00:15:44,500 That was my glass eye, 372 00:15:44,669 --> 00:15:47,070 but it's still a tremendous inconvenience. 373 00:15:48,173 --> 00:15:50,022 It's best to leave these things in. 374 00:15:50,175 --> 00:15:51,950 -I'm so sorry. -No, no. 375 00:15:52,177 --> 00:15:54,410 I knew the dangers of this unpaid position. 376 00:15:55,697 --> 00:15:58,014 Well, there's no way to compete without a kite, 377 00:15:58,107 --> 00:16:01,033 so the least surprising "F" of the day goes to... 378 00:16:01,202 --> 00:16:03,211 PETER: I'll be his kite. 379 00:16:05,873 --> 00:16:07,114 Dad? 380 00:16:07,133 --> 00:16:09,041 I'm sorry I ditched you this week, Chris. 381 00:16:09,194 --> 00:16:11,194 I got so caught up in my new body 382 00:16:11,287 --> 00:16:13,120 that I forgot who I did this for. 383 00:16:13,214 --> 00:16:15,473 But I'm here now and I want to make it up to you. 384 00:16:15,700 --> 00:16:17,225 Chris Griffin. 385 00:16:19,462 --> 00:16:21,437 Make me your kite. 386 00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:25,057 Can we move on? This is weird. 387 00:16:25,151 --> 00:16:27,735 No, I like weird. Continue. 388 00:16:37,831 --> 00:16:39,998 It's working. 389 00:16:42,168 --> 00:16:44,410 This is why I like weird. 390 00:16:45,338 --> 00:16:48,172 So, as Benjamin Franklin's slaves did all the hard work 391 00:16:48,399 --> 00:16:51,400 around his house, he flew a kite with his illegitimate son, 392 00:16:51,494 --> 00:16:54,403 who grew up to fight for the British against his dad. 393 00:16:54,422 --> 00:16:57,073 And he invented the rocking chair. 394 00:16:57,166 --> 00:16:59,275 Where's his musical? 395 00:16:59,277 --> 00:17:01,668 I've never seen Quahog from this high before. 396 00:17:01,763 --> 00:17:04,004 A lot of cars parked in backyards. 397 00:17:04,024 --> 00:17:05,523 What a dump. 398 00:17:05,692 --> 00:17:07,841 (whimpering) 399 00:17:07,861 --> 00:17:10,236 (grunting): Rob Riggle! 400 00:17:11,865 --> 00:17:13,364 Aah! (grunts) 401 00:17:14,259 --> 00:17:16,034 Well done, Chris. 402 00:17:16,185 --> 00:17:18,761 Kind of a hit job on one of our beloved founding fathers, 403 00:17:18,854 --> 00:17:20,872 but he's had it good for a while. 404 00:17:21,099 --> 00:17:23,207 You win the science fair. 405 00:17:23,434 --> 00:17:25,710 Did you hear that, Dad? I won. 406 00:17:25,861 --> 00:17:27,436 Loud hiss, hot brain. 407 00:17:27,455 --> 00:17:29,530 I couldn't have done it without you. 408 00:17:29,549 --> 00:17:32,425 Up and down shaky eyes. 409 00:17:37,115 --> 00:17:39,515 Afternoon, citizens. 410 00:17:40,727 --> 00:17:43,210 I said, "Afternoon, citizens." 411 00:17:43,229 --> 00:17:45,379 ALL: Afternoon, Mayor West. 412 00:17:45,398 --> 00:17:46,880 That's better. 413 00:17:46,900 --> 00:17:49,809 Today Quahog honors Mary Elizabeth... 414 00:17:49,903 --> 00:17:52,570 Hell, I'm not saying the whole thing. 415 00:17:52,721 --> 00:17:56,390 Her hands will be immortalized with other Quahog greats 416 00:17:56,484 --> 00:18:00,136 on this here sidewalk, and definitely won't be sold 417 00:18:00,305 --> 00:18:03,230 as molds to Chinese sex doll companies. 418 00:18:03,249 --> 00:18:05,825 We are mostly done with that. 419 00:18:05,919 --> 00:18:07,326 You can't go through here. 420 00:18:07,420 --> 00:18:08,978 It's only for people who work for Miss Ryan. 421 00:18:09,071 --> 00:18:11,314 You have to let me through. I'm Ed Sheeran. 422 00:18:11,332 --> 00:18:13,149 You're not Ed Sheeran. 423 00:18:13,167 --> 00:18:15,426 You're a weird-looking baby with an English accent. 424 00:18:15,578 --> 00:18:16,986 (gasps) Oh, my God! 425 00:18:17,004 --> 00:18:19,388 Right this way, Mr. Sheeran. 426 00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:21,799 Hey, MEBR. 427 00:18:22,026 --> 00:18:23,434 Stewie, don't! 428 00:18:23,586 --> 00:18:25,103 Killing her is not gonna fix this. 429 00:18:25,254 --> 00:18:27,330 Brian? I'm not gonna kill her. 430 00:18:27,348 --> 00:18:28,773 I just want to talk to her. 431 00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:30,274 An actual conversation would have saved 432 00:18:30,443 --> 00:18:32,110 this whole mess in the first place. 433 00:18:32,261 --> 00:18:34,687 Who are you guys, and why are you backstage? 434 00:18:34,781 --> 00:18:36,447 Don't you remember me? 435 00:18:36,599 --> 00:18:38,841 I'm the guy who insulted you online. 436 00:18:38,934 --> 00:18:40,359 I'm the "oink oink" guy. 437 00:18:40,511 --> 00:18:43,028 Wasn't that, like, 12,000 TikToks ago? 438 00:18:43,164 --> 00:18:45,105 You tell time in TikToks? 439 00:18:45,199 --> 00:18:47,125 Yeah, it's the sound a clock makes. 440 00:18:47,318 --> 00:18:48,517 What do you want? 441 00:18:48,536 --> 00:18:50,944 You and your fans ruined my life. 442 00:18:51,038 --> 00:18:52,630 And it all could have been avoided 443 00:18:52,857 --> 00:18:54,206 if you just talked to me, 444 00:18:54,359 --> 00:18:56,467 instead of to the world about me. 445 00:18:56,694 --> 00:18:59,303 Not every conflict needs to be settled in public. 446 00:18:59,530 --> 00:19:02,140 Like Justin Timberlake could have apologized 447 00:19:02,367 --> 00:19:04,049 to Britney in private 448 00:19:04,202 --> 00:19:07,019 instead of notifying the world what he was doing. 449 00:19:08,055 --> 00:19:09,480 -(feedback) -And shame on all of you 450 00:19:09,632 --> 00:19:12,132 for blindly following everything she says. 451 00:19:12,152 --> 00:19:15,394 When did celebrity effectively become the new religion? 452 00:19:15,488 --> 00:19:17,897 Temperamental pop stars shouldn't be deciding 453 00:19:18,049 --> 00:19:20,383 what we think and who we like or hate. 454 00:19:20,476 --> 00:19:22,326 Instead of listening to celebrities, 455 00:19:22,478 --> 00:19:24,811 maybe we should take on that same enthusiasm 456 00:19:24,831 --> 00:19:26,480 and listen to scientists. 457 00:19:26,574 --> 00:19:30,585 Maybe then the world could finally be a better place. 458 00:19:31,654 --> 00:19:33,078 Boo! MEBR rules! 459 00:19:33,173 --> 00:19:34,655 Pretzel the baby! 460 00:19:34,674 --> 00:19:36,007 I'm one of her adult fans. 461 00:19:36,158 --> 00:19:37,249 (crowd booing, clamoring) 462 00:19:37,326 --> 00:19:38,992 Nice speech, Stewie. 463 00:19:39,012 --> 00:19:40,327 A lot of good it did. 464 00:19:40,346 --> 00:19:42,329 Look at them, they don't care. They're lost. 465 00:19:42,348 --> 00:19:43,422 Well, you know, people are desperate 466 00:19:43,591 --> 00:19:44,831 for connection, Stewie. 467 00:19:44,926 --> 00:19:47,334 Sometimes the only place they can find it is online 468 00:19:47,503 --> 00:19:50,170 in parasocial relationships with a celebrity. 469 00:19:50,190 --> 00:19:52,673 I just wish mine didn't cost me Rupert. 470 00:19:52,808 --> 00:19:54,025 About that. 471 00:19:54,176 --> 00:19:56,527 I have someone I want you to meet. 472 00:19:57,846 --> 00:19:58,845 Rupert! 473 00:19:58,923 --> 00:20:00,423 I stitched him back together. 474 00:20:00,441 --> 00:20:02,516 He's pretty much himself except for one small thing. 475 00:20:02,535 --> 00:20:05,110 He lost his short-term memory and has no recollection 476 00:20:05,263 --> 00:20:07,413 of the difficulties of the summer. 477 00:20:10,693 --> 00:20:12,376 Thanks, Brian. 478 00:20:12,603 --> 00:20:13,878 And if I'm honest, 479 00:20:14,047 --> 00:20:16,272 I was to blame for said difficulties. 480 00:20:16,290 --> 00:20:18,549 Oh, buddy, I never cared. 481 00:20:18,701 --> 00:20:21,385 Now let's get you out of here before someone recognizes you. 482 00:20:23,297 --> 00:20:26,432 Next time let's just bring a hat and glasses. 483 00:20:32,232 --> 00:20:34,473 I'm glad we worked everything out, Dad. 484 00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:36,901 What do you say we try to have that catch again? 485 00:20:37,052 --> 00:20:38,903 I would love to, Chris. 486 00:20:39,130 --> 00:20:41,239 (panting) 487 00:20:43,392 --> 00:20:46,135 Better call in Boston Dynamics Dad again. 488 00:20:46,228 --> 00:20:47,970 He's upstairs with Mom. 489 00:20:47,989 --> 00:20:50,639 He's upstairs with her a lot. 490 00:20:50,658 --> 00:20:53,309 I guess that's the future. 491 00:20:53,327 --> 00:20:55,311 (laughs) 492 00:20:55,329 --> 00:20:56,979 Can you stop laughing? 493 00:20:56,998 --> 00:20:59,632 A robot is railing my mom.