1 00:00:22,125 --> 00:00:27,035 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION 2 00:00:42,542 --> 00:00:44,132 OK, BOYS, IT'S TIME 3 00:00:44,208 --> 00:00:47,878 FOR THE WELCOME WAGON TO PAY A VISIT. 4 00:00:53,208 --> 00:00:55,078 CAREFUL, ED. 5 00:00:55,167 --> 00:00:56,577 KNOCK, KNOCK. 6 00:00:56,667 --> 00:00:59,667 [BATS HITTING HIVE] 7 00:01:01,125 --> 00:01:03,035 Ed: HUH? 8 00:01:03,125 --> 00:01:05,625 AAH! 9 00:01:05,708 --> 00:01:09,288 Ed and Edd: WHO-O-OA! 10 00:01:09,375 --> 00:01:12,415 [ALL YELLING] 11 00:01:16,667 --> 00:01:18,327 [BREATHING HEAVILY] 12 00:01:18,417 --> 00:01:20,037 AAH! AAH! 13 00:01:20,125 --> 00:01:22,455 AAH! AAH! 14 00:01:22,542 --> 00:01:24,212 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 15 00:01:24,292 --> 00:01:25,792 HMM? 16 00:01:25,875 --> 00:01:26,825 UM, EDDY, 17 00:01:26,917 --> 00:01:29,457 COULD WE DO SOMETHING ELSE? 18 00:01:31,917 --> 00:01:34,747 WHAT'S WITH THIS HEAT?! 19 00:01:34,833 --> 00:01:36,633 SHADE. 20 00:01:36,708 --> 00:01:39,078 I NEED SHADE. 21 00:01:39,167 --> 00:01:40,577 THERE! 22 00:01:40,667 --> 00:01:42,497 AHH. 23 00:01:42,583 --> 00:01:44,293 OW! OW! 24 00:01:44,375 --> 00:01:46,915 Together: SHADE. 25 00:01:48,875 --> 00:01:50,825 SUN. 26 00:01:53,625 --> 00:01:55,575 OH, THIS CAN'T BE GOOD. 27 00:01:55,667 --> 00:01:58,537 WE NEED TO FIND SOME MORE SHADE FAST. 28 00:01:58,625 --> 00:02:01,575 All: AAH! OH! 29 00:02:01,667 --> 00:02:02,627 AAH! OH! 30 00:02:02,708 --> 00:02:05,208 HEY, I KNOW WHERE WE CAN COOL OFF. 31 00:02:05,042 --> 00:02:08,172 AND I'M DESPERATE ENOUGH TO BELIEVE YOU. 32 00:02:08,250 --> 00:02:10,540 All: OW! OOH! 33 00:02:10,625 --> 00:02:12,665 ICE! 34 00:02:12,750 --> 00:02:15,790 I NEED ICE! 35 00:02:18,583 --> 00:02:20,253 HUH? 36 00:02:29,667 --> 00:02:33,327 W-W-W-W-WATER. 37 00:02:33,417 --> 00:02:35,127 H20, PLEASE. 38 00:02:37,625 --> 00:02:39,745 GRAVY. 39 00:02:39,833 --> 00:02:42,253 I'M FRYING. 40 00:02:42,333 --> 00:02:44,833 THE FAT LADY JUST SANG, BOYS. 41 00:02:44,917 --> 00:02:47,997 Ed: MY LIFE IS FLASHING BEFORE MY EYES. 42 00:02:48,083 --> 00:02:49,133 Eddy: WHAT LIFE? 43 00:02:49,208 --> 00:02:51,628 WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING? 44 00:02:51,708 --> 00:02:52,498 WHAT? 45 00:02:52,583 --> 00:02:54,003 Ed, Edd, and Eddy: UH, NOTHING. 46 00:02:54,083 --> 00:02:55,173 DORKS. 47 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:55,960 DORKS? 48 00:02:56,042 --> 00:02:57,792 KEVIN, WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 49 00:02:57,875 --> 00:03:01,245 TO NAZZ'S SPRINKLER PARTY. 50 00:03:01,333 --> 00:03:03,133 SPRINKLER PARTY? 51 00:03:05,083 --> 00:03:07,213 WOO-HOO! SPRINKLER PARTY. 52 00:03:07,292 --> 00:03:08,132 HEAR THAT, BOYS? 53 00:03:08,208 --> 00:03:09,328 A CHANCE TO COOL OFF 54 00:03:09,417 --> 00:03:10,747 AND SCORE SOME SOCIAL POINTS, TOO. 55 00:03:10,833 --> 00:03:14,173 WE HAVE SO MUCH PREPARATION TO DO. WE'LL START BY... 56 00:03:14,250 --> 00:03:16,250 [INAUDIBLE WHISPERING] 57 00:03:17,917 --> 00:03:20,667 IT'S TIME TO PUT THE PLAN INTO ACTION. 58 00:03:20,750 --> 00:03:22,170 [CHUCKLES] 59 00:03:22,250 --> 00:03:25,790 RELAX, GUYS. DON'T DO ANYTHING I WOULDN'T. MAKE YOURSELVES AT HOME. 60 00:03:25,875 --> 00:03:28,375 [CHUCKLING] 61 00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:35,710 HEY, DOUBLE D, SIT ANYWHERE, YOU KNOW. 62 00:03:35,792 --> 00:03:38,422 I'LL STAND AS PER USUAL, EDDY. 63 00:03:38,500 --> 00:03:40,000 THANK YOU. 64 00:03:40,083 --> 00:03:41,173 OH, YEAH! 65 00:03:41,250 --> 00:03:43,210 NOW FOR THE SECRET OF SCHMOOZING, 66 00:03:43,042 --> 00:03:44,962 THE RAPTURE OF RAP, 67 00:03:45,042 --> 00:03:48,832 THE SNAP, CRACKLE, POP OF COOL. 68 00:03:50,167 --> 00:03:53,037 HIRE A SECRETARY, BOYS. 69 00:03:53,125 --> 00:03:56,165 BINGO! NOW, THIS-- NO PEEKING. 70 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:57,040 [BOTH WHISTLING] 71 00:03:57,125 --> 00:04:00,035 THIS WILL BE A DAY YOU'LL NEVER FORGET. 72 00:04:00,125 --> 00:04:03,285 PINCH YOURSELF, BOYS. SWIMSUITS OF THE GODS. 73 00:04:03,375 --> 00:04:05,035 WELL, OK, THEY'RE MY BROTHER'S. 74 00:04:05,125 --> 00:04:08,285 MY WORD. THEY LOOK LIKE NAPKINS. 75 00:04:08,375 --> 00:04:09,915 COOL BOX, EDDY. 76 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:13,000 [MUSIC PLAYING] 77 00:04:30,958 --> 00:04:31,578 HA! WHOA! 78 00:04:31,667 --> 00:04:33,037 [NEEDLE SCRATCHES RECORD] 79 00:04:33,125 --> 00:04:34,035 UM... 80 00:04:34,125 --> 00:04:35,955 PERHAPS THEY'RE A TAD TOO CONFINING. 81 00:04:36,042 --> 00:04:38,672 NO WAY, JOSE. WE'RE COOKING. 82 00:04:38,750 --> 00:04:43,040 PEOPLE USED TO TRY TO BE COOL, BUT NOW IT'S HOT. 83 00:04:43,125 --> 00:04:44,535 WE'RE HOT! 84 00:04:44,625 --> 00:04:46,625 DO YOU FEEL HOT? 85 00:04:46,708 --> 00:04:48,078 NO. I'M HALF-BAKED. 86 00:04:48,167 --> 00:04:50,207 OK, OK, SO WE LOOK GOOD. 87 00:04:50,292 --> 00:04:51,212 WE FEEL GOOD. 88 00:04:51,292 --> 00:04:52,462 SO, OFF TO THE PARTY. 89 00:04:52,542 --> 00:04:55,252 WE'RE GOING TO BE HIP. WE'RE GOING TO BE HOT. 90 00:04:55,333 --> 00:04:58,463 WE'RE GOING TO MAKE THE SCENE. 91 00:05:01,875 --> 00:05:04,745 WOW. EVERYONE'S HERE. 92 00:05:04,833 --> 00:05:07,423 LOOKS LIKE FUN. 93 00:05:07,500 --> 00:05:09,080 HANG ON, MR. HAPPY. 94 00:05:09,167 --> 00:05:11,667 WHOA. WHOA. [THUD] 95 00:05:12,250 --> 00:05:15,670 ENTRANCE TO A PARTY IS EVERYTHING. 96 00:05:15,750 --> 00:05:18,330 LESSON NUMBER ONE... 97 00:05:18,417 --> 00:05:20,997 [EDDY YELLING] 98 00:05:24,833 --> 00:05:27,083 AAH! 99 00:05:27,458 --> 00:05:29,418 [CRASH] 100 00:05:29,500 --> 00:05:31,040 [SARCASTICALLY] OH, GREAT. 101 00:05:31,125 --> 00:05:33,125 WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING HERE? 102 00:05:33,208 --> 00:05:35,168 ISN'T IT OBVIOUS? 103 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:38,170 THEM? 104 00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:39,130 AAH. 105 00:05:39,208 --> 00:05:41,538 MY PENCILED CHEST HAIRS! 106 00:05:41,625 --> 00:05:43,035 GRR! 107 00:05:43,125 --> 00:05:45,745 HEY, CHECK OUT THE-- 108 00:05:46,250 --> 00:05:48,000 NOW, BOYS, RELAX. 109 00:05:48,083 --> 00:05:50,753 HAVE FUN. IT'S A PARTY. 110 00:05:51,500 --> 00:05:53,080 [GIGGLES] 111 00:05:53,167 --> 00:05:57,707 GET YOUR BIG BUTT OFF THE SPRINKLER. 112 00:05:57,792 --> 00:06:00,382 OOH, YOU! 113 00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:04,080 UM, WHAT IS THAT? 114 00:06:04,167 --> 00:06:05,997 STUFFED PIG'S HEAD-- 115 00:06:06,083 --> 00:06:07,503 A FAVORITE OF MY COUNTRY. 116 00:06:07,583 --> 00:06:10,713 WELL, I BROUGHT A QUICHE. 117 00:06:10,792 --> 00:06:12,382 MMM! YUMMY! 118 00:06:12,458 --> 00:06:15,958 IT IS THE FOOD OF THE...BBBBB! 119 00:06:16,042 --> 00:06:17,922 THE PARTY IS CURSED! 120 00:06:18,000 --> 00:06:18,880 [SOBBING] 121 00:06:18,958 --> 00:06:21,038 DON'T WORRY, JIMMY. I LIKE QUICHE. 122 00:06:21,125 --> 00:06:22,245 [ED BURPING] 123 00:06:22,333 --> 00:06:26,003 HEY, EDDY! CATCH. 124 00:06:39,792 --> 00:06:41,422 MMM! CHEESY. 125 00:06:41,500 --> 00:06:42,130 UH! 126 00:06:42,208 --> 00:06:43,918 ENOUGH GOOFING AROUND. 127 00:06:44,000 --> 00:06:46,080 IF YOU WANT TO GET NOTICED, 128 00:06:46,167 --> 00:06:48,457 YOU GOT TO MINGLE... SCHMOOZE. 129 00:06:48,542 --> 00:06:50,132 LOOK AT THIS MESS. 130 00:06:50,208 --> 00:06:52,038 [JIMMY MUTTERS] 131 00:06:52,125 --> 00:06:53,375 HEY, HAVE YOU GUYS SEEN 132 00:06:53,458 --> 00:06:55,418 ATTACK OF THE ZOMBIE BRAIN MUNCHERS? 133 00:06:55,500 --> 00:06:56,830 THE OPERATION I SAW 134 00:06:56,917 --> 00:06:59,877 INVOLVED FASCINATING NEW BRAIN EXTRACTION TECHNIQUES. 135 00:06:59,958 --> 00:07:01,168 BY HIDEOUS MUTANTS 136 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:02,420 WITH HUGE DROOLING MOUTHS. 137 00:07:02,500 --> 00:07:05,580 SO, PRECAUTIONS HAD TO BE TAKEN TO AVOID CONTAMINATION. 138 00:07:05,667 --> 00:07:07,167 FROM POPPING EYEBALLS AND SWELLING BRAINS. 139 00:07:07,000 --> 00:07:10,500 THE INCISION WAS MADE HERE TO RELIEVE THE TREMENDOUS PRESSURE. 140 00:07:10,583 --> 00:07:13,043 BUT IT WAS TOO LATE. HIS HEAD EXPLODED. 141 00:07:13,125 --> 00:07:14,875 WITH THE SLICING AND CLEAVING, 142 00:07:14,958 --> 00:07:16,538 THE GNASHING AND THE SEVERING... 143 00:07:16,625 --> 00:07:18,995 Ed and Edd: BLOODY! GORY! 144 00:07:19,083 --> 00:07:20,383 [WHIMPERS] 145 00:07:20,458 --> 00:07:23,208 AAH! OOH! 146 00:07:23,750 --> 00:07:25,630 GUYS! 147 00:07:25,708 --> 00:07:26,418 GUYS! 148 00:07:26,500 --> 00:07:29,130 STOP TALKING SHOP. 149 00:07:29,208 --> 00:07:32,038 I SAID MINGLE. 150 00:07:32,125 --> 00:07:32,995 [MUSIC PLAYING] 151 00:07:33,083 --> 00:07:35,673 OH, MUSIC. GREAT. THIS IS PERFECT. 152 00:07:35,750 --> 00:07:39,210 LET'S MAMBO. 153 00:07:39,042 --> 00:07:41,542 Ed: OK. 154 00:07:49,000 --> 00:07:52,130 HUH? HUH? HUH? 155 00:07:52,208 --> 00:07:53,038 OK, BOYS, 156 00:07:53,125 --> 00:07:56,125 TIME FOR US TO PULL OFF THE BIG ONE. 157 00:07:56,208 --> 00:07:59,168 OK, I'LL GO OVER THE FENCE, AROUND THE SIDE... 158 00:07:59,250 --> 00:08:02,080 [INAUDIBLE WHISPERING] 159 00:08:05,000 --> 00:08:08,290 LADIES AND NON-LADIES, 160 00:08:08,375 --> 00:08:11,035 WE, THE EDs, ARE ABOUT TO ATTEMPT 161 00:08:11,125 --> 00:08:14,915 THE MOST DARING FEAT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN, 162 00:08:15,000 --> 00:08:18,170 THE DOUBLE-GAGGLE, HALF-TWIST, HOLD THE ONIONS, 163 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:21,750 CHANGE FOR A BUCK SPRINKLER LEAP! 164 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:26,290 [DRUM ROLL] 165 00:08:26,375 --> 00:08:29,705 WOO-HOO-HOO! 166 00:08:43,167 --> 00:08:45,327 All: YEAH! 167 00:08:53,333 --> 00:08:55,083 MMM! 168 00:08:55,167 --> 00:08:57,627 [MUSIC PLAYING] 169 00:09:05,708 --> 00:09:08,038 QUICK! INTO THAT POOL. 170 00:09:09,250 --> 00:09:12,170 WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO NOW? 171 00:09:12,250 --> 00:09:15,040 SOMEONE'S COMING. ACT NATURAL. 172 00:09:16,167 --> 00:09:18,037 QUIT HOGGING THE POOL. 173 00:09:18,125 --> 00:09:19,165 IT'S OUR TURN. 174 00:09:19,250 --> 00:09:20,290 NO, IT ISN'T. 175 00:09:20,375 --> 00:09:22,165 YES, IT IS! 176 00:09:22,250 --> 00:09:24,080 WE ARE NOT MOVING. 177 00:09:24,167 --> 00:09:26,787 ED, GET OUT! 178 00:09:26,875 --> 00:09:28,665 HIT THE ROAD! 179 00:09:28,750 --> 00:09:29,880 [SCREAMS] 180 00:09:29,958 --> 00:09:31,538 PUT AN EGG IN YOUR SHOE, AND BEAT IT. 181 00:09:31,625 --> 00:09:35,075 OH, COME ON, SARAH. LET'S LEAVE THESE GUYS ALONE. 182 00:09:35,167 --> 00:09:36,877 THAT WAS CLOSE. 183 00:09:36,958 --> 00:09:38,328 HI, ED, EDD, AND EDDY. 184 00:09:38,417 --> 00:09:42,377 YOU BOYS LOOK COOL. MIND IF I JOIN YOU? 185 00:09:42,458 --> 00:09:44,578 HMM? 186 00:09:45,292 --> 00:09:47,002 UH, ED HAS GOT 3 NIPPLES, 187 00:09:47,083 --> 00:09:51,043 LIKE THAT BAD GUY IN JAMES BOND. 188 00:09:51,125 --> 00:09:51,875 YOU'RE FUNNY. 189 00:09:51,958 --> 00:09:53,288 UH, WHAT THIRD NIPPLE? 190 00:09:53,375 --> 00:09:55,285 SHOW ME WHERE IT IS. 191 00:09:55,375 --> 00:09:57,125 IT'S RIGHT HERE! 192 00:09:57,208 --> 00:09:58,918 LOOK. 193 00:09:59,458 --> 00:10:01,038 Eddy: GET DOWN! 194 00:10:01,125 --> 00:10:03,535 ARE YOU NUTS? 195 00:10:05,958 --> 00:10:07,248 AAH! 196 00:10:07,333 --> 00:10:08,383 I BELIEVE OUR BODIES 197 00:10:08,458 --> 00:10:11,498 ARE SOAKING UP ALL THE WATER IN THE POOL. 198 00:10:11,583 --> 00:10:14,083 SHUT UP. 199 00:10:14,167 --> 00:10:15,207 [TEETH CHATTERING] 200 00:10:15,042 --> 00:10:16,922 FIRE...GOOD. 201 00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:18,330 W-W-WARM. 202 00:10:18,417 --> 00:10:20,747 SH-SH-SHUT UP. 203 00:10:23,833 --> 00:10:25,133 I THINK THE C-C-COAST 204 00:10:25,208 --> 00:10:28,038 IS CLEAR NOW, E-E-EDDY. 205 00:10:28,125 --> 00:10:30,285 THEN LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. 206 00:10:30,375 --> 00:10:31,955 ED...ED? 207 00:10:32,042 --> 00:10:34,082 COME ON, ED. 208 00:10:34,167 --> 00:10:36,497 F-F-FIRE G-GOOD. 209 00:10:36,583 --> 00:10:39,213 L-L-LET'S GO. 210 00:10:39,292 --> 00:10:42,212 1...2... 211 00:10:42,750 --> 00:10:46,380 THIS IS NOT GOOD. 212 00:10:47,583 --> 00:10:49,043 Ed: WHOA! WHOA! 213 00:10:49,125 --> 00:10:50,915 WHOA! 214 00:10:52,375 --> 00:10:54,785 AAH! RUN! AAH! RUN! 215 00:10:54,875 --> 00:10:56,915 All: OW! OW! OW! 216 00:10:57,000 --> 00:10:59,290 OW! OW! OW... 217 00:11:26,625 --> 00:11:27,785 OHH! 218 00:11:27,875 --> 00:11:31,165 STUBBORN GRASS STAIN! 219 00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:32,210 ARGGH! 220 00:11:32,042 --> 00:11:35,832 [EDDY HUMMING] 221 00:11:36,792 --> 00:11:39,502 YEAH! WOO! 222 00:11:39,583 --> 00:11:42,213 WOO-HOO! 223 00:11:42,292 --> 00:11:44,502 [BURPS] 224 00:11:51,167 --> 00:11:54,127 OH, NOW, WHAT DID I COME IN HERE FOR? 225 00:11:54,208 --> 00:11:57,668 HMM? HA HA. 226 00:11:59,625 --> 00:12:00,665 MAY I HELP? 227 00:12:00,750 --> 00:12:03,080 STAND BACK. LET THE PRO DO IT. 228 00:12:03,167 --> 00:12:05,207 TIME TO QUENCH THIRST... 229 00:12:05,042 --> 00:12:06,962 FOR CASH. 230 00:12:07,042 --> 00:12:08,212 WHOA. 231 00:12:08,292 --> 00:12:11,042 1, 2, 3 GRAINS OF SUGAR. 232 00:12:11,125 --> 00:12:12,415 HUH. HMM. 233 00:12:12,500 --> 00:12:13,790 AM I LATE? 234 00:12:13,875 --> 00:12:15,035 JUST IN TIME, ED. 235 00:12:15,125 --> 00:12:17,325 PUT THIS SIGN UP. 236 00:12:17,417 --> 00:12:19,037 LIKE THIS? 237 00:12:19,125 --> 00:12:20,825 NO. HIGHER. 238 00:12:20,917 --> 00:12:23,077 [SNIFFING] 239 00:12:23,875 --> 00:12:26,455 ED, YOU SMELL LIKE A GYM BAG. 240 00:12:26,542 --> 00:12:29,542 WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU HAD A BATH? 241 00:12:29,625 --> 00:12:31,535 I FORGET. 242 00:12:32,208 --> 00:12:35,708 HMM. SO, DOUBLE D, THOSE DRINKS READY? 243 00:12:35,792 --> 00:12:39,672 EDDY, PLEASE. I'M COUNTING THE SUGAR. 244 00:12:39,750 --> 00:12:40,460 HMM. 245 00:12:40,542 --> 00:12:43,292 1, 2, 4, 5, 6, 246 00:12:43,375 --> 00:12:45,955 75, 76, 77. 247 00:12:46,042 --> 00:12:48,962 A PERFECT MEASUREMENT. 248 00:12:49,042 --> 00:12:52,082 LOOK, CAN I HELP? 249 00:12:53,833 --> 00:12:55,043 ADD SOME OF THIS. 250 00:12:55,125 --> 00:12:57,455 PLEASE, ED. THAT'S TOO MUCH SUGAR. 251 00:12:57,542 --> 00:12:59,042 OK. 252 00:12:59,125 --> 00:13:01,245 [SNIFFING] 253 00:13:03,167 --> 00:13:06,167 GO AWAY, PLEASE. I'LL TASTE IT. 254 00:13:06,250 --> 00:13:07,380 [DEEP BREATH] 255 00:13:07,458 --> 00:13:10,168 SMELLY, SMELLY, SMELLY. 256 00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:13,080 HURRY IT UP, DOUBLE D. 257 00:13:20,375 --> 00:13:22,455 AAH! 258 00:13:22,542 --> 00:13:24,332 WHO-OA! 259 00:13:24,417 --> 00:13:27,457 WHOA. LOOK AT HIM GO, EDDY. 260 00:13:27,542 --> 00:13:28,882 [SNIFFS] 261 00:13:28,958 --> 00:13:31,708 WOO-HOO! GREAT BEVERAGE. 262 00:13:31,792 --> 00:13:34,082 HUH? HUH? 263 00:13:34,167 --> 00:13:36,167 CUSTOMERS, EDDY. 264 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:37,000 CAN I BE THE SALES-ED? 265 00:13:37,083 --> 00:13:39,173 NO WAY. YOU'LL SCREW IT UP. 266 00:13:39,250 --> 00:13:41,130 EDDY, IT CAN'T HURT. 267 00:13:41,208 --> 00:13:42,288 OH. 268 00:13:42,375 --> 00:13:44,705 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN... 269 00:13:44,792 --> 00:13:47,082 [LOUDLY] LADIES AND GENTLEMEN... 270 00:13:47,167 --> 00:13:48,497 COME BUY A DELICIOUS... 271 00:13:48,583 --> 00:13:51,793 COME BUY A DECIDUOUS, UH... 272 00:13:51,875 --> 00:13:53,415 EN-O-GEE DRINK. 273 00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:54,630 HELLO! 274 00:13:54,708 --> 00:13:55,788 DORK. 275 00:13:55,875 --> 00:13:58,495 I'M THE SALES-ED. 276 00:13:58,583 --> 00:14:00,173 "EN-O-GEE DRINKS"? 277 00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:01,420 HERE. TRY SOME. 278 00:14:01,500 --> 00:14:03,210 OOPS. I GOT IT. 279 00:14:03,292 --> 00:14:04,882 ED! 280 00:14:04,958 --> 00:14:05,828 ED! 281 00:14:05,917 --> 00:14:06,997 UH-OH. 282 00:14:07,083 --> 00:14:09,383 [CHUCKLES] 283 00:14:18,333 --> 00:14:20,253 AAH! 284 00:14:20,333 --> 00:14:21,333 [NAZZ CHUCKLING] 285 00:14:21,417 --> 00:14:22,957 I THINK I'LL PASS. 286 00:14:23,042 --> 00:14:26,332 REAL SMOOTH, DORK. 287 00:14:28,083 --> 00:14:29,543 OOH, ED! 288 00:14:29,625 --> 00:14:30,535 HUH? 289 00:14:30,625 --> 00:14:32,495 WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELF? 290 00:14:32,583 --> 00:14:33,923 DRINK, MISTER? 291 00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:36,290 WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO WITH YOU? 292 00:14:36,375 --> 00:14:38,955 HOW ABOUT A COMPLETE IMAGE MAKEOVER? 293 00:14:39,042 --> 00:14:39,672 YEAH. 294 00:14:39,750 --> 00:14:40,790 UNDER MY SUPERVISION, 295 00:14:40,875 --> 00:14:43,825 YOU WILL BECOME THE DEFINITION OF COOL. 296 00:14:43,917 --> 00:14:44,957 [SNIFFS] 297 00:14:45,042 --> 00:14:46,422 FOLLOW ME, STINKY. 298 00:14:46,500 --> 00:14:48,750 [ED CHUCKLES] 299 00:14:49,333 --> 00:14:51,923 IS SITTING NAKED IN A WAGON COOL? 300 00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:54,710 NO, SKUNKPITS. IT ISN'T. 301 00:14:55,708 --> 00:14:57,708 YES! YES! YES! 302 00:14:57,792 --> 00:15:00,502 EVERYTHING'S READY. 303 00:15:20,125 --> 00:15:22,375 AAH! COLD. 304 00:15:23,208 --> 00:15:24,498 IS IT SAFE? 305 00:15:24,583 --> 00:15:25,463 YES. 306 00:15:25,542 --> 00:15:26,462 SWEET. 307 00:15:26,542 --> 00:15:28,132 VOILA. 308 00:15:28,208 --> 00:15:29,578 WOW. AM I COOL NOW? 309 00:15:29,667 --> 00:15:34,787 NO. YOU'RE NAKED. WE GOT TO GET YOU SOME NEW THREADS. 310 00:15:37,667 --> 00:15:41,497 WELCOME TO MY CLOSET OF DREAMS. 311 00:15:41,583 --> 00:15:43,463 DOUBLE D, MEASURE HIM UP. 312 00:15:43,542 --> 00:15:46,332 HOLD STILL, PLEASE. UH-HUH. 313 00:15:46,417 --> 00:15:48,997 154. 75. 314 00:15:49,083 --> 00:15:50,503 HMM. TOO BOLD. 315 00:15:50,583 --> 00:15:51,423 16. 316 00:15:51,500 --> 00:15:52,420 NOT BAD. 317 00:15:52,500 --> 00:15:54,670 225. THIS WILL DO. 318 00:15:54,750 --> 00:15:56,040 UM, HELP. 319 00:15:56,125 --> 00:15:59,325 OK, GRUESOME, TRY THESE. 320 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:00,880 Ed: WOO-HOO. HA HA. 321 00:16:00,958 --> 00:16:04,208 COME ON, ED. LET'S SEE ALREADY. 322 00:16:09,500 --> 00:16:11,790 Eddy: HEY, NOT BAD. 323 00:16:11,875 --> 00:16:15,205 NEXT, SOME COOL MOVES. 324 00:16:15,292 --> 00:16:16,882 CHA-CHING. 325 00:16:16,958 --> 00:16:19,078 YEAH. THAT'S A GOOD ONE. 326 00:16:19,167 --> 00:16:19,997 TRY IT. 327 00:16:20,083 --> 00:16:21,673 HA HA. 328 00:16:21,750 --> 00:16:22,920 NOT BAD. 329 00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:24,000 TRY THIS. 330 00:16:24,083 --> 00:16:26,003 COOL. 331 00:16:26,083 --> 00:16:27,043 Eddy: AAH! 332 00:16:27,125 --> 00:16:28,415 COOL. 333 00:16:28,500 --> 00:16:30,000 GOOD WORK. 334 00:16:30,083 --> 00:16:31,423 THAT'S IT. 335 00:16:31,500 --> 00:16:33,000 OW! 336 00:16:33,083 --> 00:16:34,043 OW! 337 00:16:34,125 --> 00:16:35,285 BRAVO, ED. 338 00:16:35,375 --> 00:16:36,705 I'VE COMPILED A LIST OF SUPERCOOL PHRASES... 339 00:16:36,792 --> 00:16:38,462 OOH, THAT'S A GOOD ONE-- 340 00:16:38,542 --> 00:16:40,792 THAT YOU CAN USE IN ANY... 341 00:16:40,875 --> 00:16:43,125 OH, I'M BRILLIANT-- SITUATION. 342 00:16:43,208 --> 00:16:44,418 SO FAR, SO GOOD. 343 00:16:44,500 --> 00:16:47,380 YOU'RE READY FOR A TEST DRIVE. 344 00:16:48,125 --> 00:16:50,665 JUST STICK TO WHAT WE SHOWED YOU, 345 00:16:50,750 --> 00:16:51,920 AND YOU'LL BE COOL. 346 00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:53,830 YUP. I MEAN, I'M HIP, BABY. 347 00:16:53,917 --> 00:16:55,377 MAKE ME PROUD, BIG GUY. 348 00:16:55,458 --> 00:16:56,378 [JIMMY HUMMING] 349 00:16:56,458 --> 00:16:58,498 SOMEONE'S COMING. 350 00:17:04,250 --> 00:17:07,000 UH, WHA... 351 00:17:07,083 --> 00:17:08,963 UH... 352 00:17:09,042 --> 00:17:10,422 [WHISTLING] 353 00:17:10,500 --> 00:17:11,670 HELLO, MISTER. 354 00:17:11,750 --> 00:17:15,000 SWIGGITY SWAG. WHAT'S IN THE BAG? 355 00:17:15,083 --> 00:17:16,673 ED! 356 00:17:16,750 --> 00:17:18,170 IS EDDY HERE? 357 00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:19,040 [WHIMPERING] 358 00:17:19,125 --> 00:17:21,075 JUST ME, MYSELF, AND I, OR I DON'T FLY. 359 00:17:21,167 --> 00:17:22,167 [GIGGLES] 360 00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:24,130 Jimmy: COME PLAY WITH US, ED. 361 00:17:24,208 --> 00:17:26,418 SOUNDS LIKE A PLAN, LITTLE MAN. 362 00:17:26,500 --> 00:17:27,750 WHOA! IT WORKED. 363 00:17:27,833 --> 00:17:29,713 SOMETHING ACTUALLY WORKED. 364 00:17:29,792 --> 00:17:32,082 LET'S CHECK IT OUT. 365 00:17:32,167 --> 00:17:34,167 YUCK. 366 00:17:34,833 --> 00:17:37,463 YOU'RE FUNNY. 367 00:17:38,625 --> 00:17:41,825 HEY, GUYS. RECOGNIZE THIS BIG LUG? 368 00:17:41,917 --> 00:17:43,457 IT'S ED. 369 00:17:43,542 --> 00:17:44,332 Kids: HEY. 370 00:17:44,417 --> 00:17:46,877 PEEKABOO-LOO, I SAY ALL, TOO. 371 00:17:46,958 --> 00:17:49,128 ED, YOU LOOK SO SUAVE. 372 00:17:49,208 --> 00:17:51,168 I LIKE YOUR HAIR, ED. 373 00:17:51,250 --> 00:17:53,750 DON'T SMELL IT, JUST GEL IT. 374 00:17:53,833 --> 00:17:55,923 JUST WHAT ARE YOU UP TO? 375 00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:57,540 5' 9"--GIVE OR TAKE. 376 00:17:57,625 --> 00:17:58,995 [KIDS LAUGHING] 377 00:17:59,083 --> 00:17:59,923 HUH? 378 00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:02,080 [LAUGHS] 379 00:18:03,125 --> 00:18:04,035 COME ON, ED. 380 00:18:04,125 --> 00:18:06,495 I'D LIKE TO HEAR MORE OF THOSE WITTY ED-ISMS. 381 00:18:06,583 --> 00:18:08,293 YEAH. TELL ME SOME, TOO, ED. 382 00:18:08,375 --> 00:18:09,325 Sarah: COME ON, ED. 383 00:18:09,417 --> 00:18:11,077 Jimmy: TELL ME SOMETHING, TOO, ED. 384 00:18:11,167 --> 00:18:12,747 Kevin: HANG WITH US, ED. 385 00:18:12,833 --> 00:18:15,133 WOW. DID YOU SEE THAT? 386 00:18:15,208 --> 00:18:17,828 THEY CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF HIM. 387 00:18:17,917 --> 00:18:20,127 PERFECT. 388 00:18:20,208 --> 00:18:22,128 [CASH REGISTER DINGS] 389 00:18:22,208 --> 00:18:26,708 [HUMMING] 390 00:18:27,667 --> 00:18:28,917 HA HA! 391 00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:30,130 HEY, EDDY, ARE WE LATE THE ED SHOW? 392 00:18:30,208 --> 00:18:32,078 NOT IF YOU PAY 25 CENTS. 393 00:18:32,167 --> 00:18:33,707 HERE YOU GO, EDDY. 394 00:18:33,792 --> 00:18:35,582 [CASH REGISTER DINGS] 395 00:18:35,667 --> 00:18:36,667 HOLD IT. 396 00:18:36,750 --> 00:18:38,000 HUH? 397 00:18:38,083 --> 00:18:39,583 PLANK FORGOT TO PAY. 398 00:18:39,667 --> 00:18:41,577 ED! ED! ED! ED! ED! ED! 399 00:18:41,667 --> 00:18:43,167 ED! ED! ED! ED! ED! ED! 400 00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:45,040 ED! ED! ED! ED! ED! ED! 401 00:18:45,125 --> 00:18:47,285 LET ME WAIT NO LONGER. 402 00:18:47,375 --> 00:18:49,825 HIYA, FOLKS! 403 00:18:49,917 --> 00:18:52,207 Kids: YEAH! ALL RIGHT! 404 00:18:52,042 --> 00:18:53,712 WAGGITY-DOO! 405 00:18:53,792 --> 00:18:56,462 I'M TOO HOT TO USE IN A POT. 406 00:18:56,542 --> 00:18:58,922 SLICK ME BACK BECAUSE I'M HAPPENING. 407 00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:00,880 HA HA! HA HA! HEE HEE! 408 00:19:00,958 --> 00:19:03,748 HEE HEE! HA HA! HA HA! 409 00:19:04,792 --> 00:19:05,882 ED IS A SELLOUT. 410 00:19:05,958 --> 00:19:08,788 WE'LL DING THEM FOR THE ENCORE. 411 00:19:10,083 --> 00:19:11,383 WE FORGOT OUR MONEY. 412 00:19:11,458 --> 00:19:12,668 KANKERS. 413 00:19:12,750 --> 00:19:13,710 Boy: HUH? 414 00:19:13,792 --> 00:19:15,502 Ed: YABBA DABBA CRACKERS. 415 00:19:15,583 --> 00:19:19,503 Tall girl: OOH, ED THE GREAT. 416 00:19:19,583 --> 00:19:21,083 I'M WAITING. 417 00:19:21,167 --> 00:19:22,167 SAY SOMETHING. 418 00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:24,210 YEAH. SAY SOMETHING FUNNY. 419 00:19:24,042 --> 00:19:26,752 FUNNY AND SMART. 420 00:19:30,917 --> 00:19:32,917 UM, UH, OK. 421 00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:34,630 GIVE ME THAT! 422 00:19:34,708 --> 00:19:36,578 "YABBA DABBA." 423 00:19:36,667 --> 00:19:39,207 HEY, YOU'RE CHEATING. 424 00:19:39,042 --> 00:19:40,792 I LIKE CHEATERS. 425 00:19:40,875 --> 00:19:43,035 WHOA! 426 00:19:43,125 --> 00:19:45,415 EDDY! 427 00:19:45,500 --> 00:19:47,000 WHOA. 428 00:19:47,083 --> 00:19:48,713 [ALL GASP] 429 00:19:48,792 --> 00:19:51,132 WHO TURNED OUT THE LIGHTS? 430 00:19:51,208 --> 00:19:54,128 [CHUCKLING] 431 00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:58,130 ED, LOOK OUT! 432 00:19:58,208 --> 00:19:59,378 WHOA! 433 00:19:59,458 --> 00:20:00,128 UH. 434 00:20:00,208 --> 00:20:03,208 ED, YOU GOT A SHOW TO DO. 435 00:20:03,292 --> 00:20:05,212 HEY, EDDY. 436 00:20:05,292 --> 00:20:07,002 GET BACK OUT THERE. 437 00:20:07,083 --> 00:20:08,583 Ed: WHOA! 438 00:20:08,667 --> 00:20:10,457 WHOA. 439 00:20:10,542 --> 00:20:12,382 LET US HELP YOU UP. 440 00:20:12,458 --> 00:20:14,538 YEAH. LET'S. 441 00:20:14,625 --> 00:20:16,495 OH. 442 00:20:16,583 --> 00:20:18,173 [KANKERS LAUGHING] 443 00:20:19,083 --> 00:20:21,173 WATCH IT. 444 00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:23,170 OH! OH! OH! 445 00:20:27,417 --> 00:20:29,247 YOU ALL STINK! 446 00:20:29,333 --> 00:20:31,133 YEAH. 447 00:20:32,208 --> 00:20:33,918 DO YOU LIKE MY SHIRT? 448 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:35,790 HEY, SHAKESPEARES, 449 00:20:35,875 --> 00:20:38,825 GREAT SHOW. WORTH EVERY PENNY. 450 00:20:38,917 --> 00:20:41,077 MY MONEY! 451 00:20:41,167 --> 00:20:42,207 GIVE IT BACK! 452 00:20:42,292 --> 00:20:45,962 HAVE FUN IN THE MUD, YOU 3 LITTLE PIGGIES. 453 00:20:46,042 --> 00:20:48,002 [SCREAMS] 454 00:20:48,083 --> 00:20:50,333 THANKS AGAIN. 455 00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:57,580 I DON'T BELIEVE IT. 456 00:20:57,667 --> 00:21:00,667 ALL THAT MONEY, ALL THAT FAME--GONE. 457 00:21:00,750 --> 00:21:02,250 COULD YOU PLEASE LOWER YOUR VOICE? 458 00:21:02,333 --> 00:21:06,213 THOSE DRINKS LEFT ME WITH A VERY PAINFUL HEADACHE. 459 00:21:06,042 --> 00:21:06,832 HEY, GUYS. 460 00:21:06,917 --> 00:21:08,077 WHAT IS IT, ED? 461 00:21:08,167 --> 00:21:10,787 I SAY THE CHEESE IS ALWAYS TWICE THE FENCE POST. 462 00:21:10,875 --> 00:21:15,915 HAD A FENCE POST, ED. 463 00:21:31,583 --> 00:21:34,963 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION 464 00:21:35,042 --> 00:21:38,752 CAPTIONING PERFORMED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE, INC.