1 00:00:05,208 --> 00:00:08,078 [WHISTLE] 2 00:00:18,083 --> 00:00:20,133 [WHISTLING] 3 00:00:20,208 --> 00:00:24,788 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION 4 00:00:29,292 --> 00:00:31,542 [PPPBLL!] 5 00:00:37,583 --> 00:00:39,043 [ED LAUGHING] 6 00:00:39,125 --> 00:00:40,165 Eddy: ED! ED! 7 00:00:40,250 --> 00:00:43,250 WILL YOU QUIT MOVING AROUND? 8 00:00:43,333 --> 00:00:44,633 OH, ED! 9 00:00:44,708 --> 00:00:45,578 YES, EDDY! 10 00:00:45,667 --> 00:00:47,747 STAND STILL! 11 00:00:48,208 --> 00:00:49,878 UGH! WHOA! 12 00:00:50,500 --> 00:00:52,000 THIS WILL PROTECT YOU 13 00:00:52,083 --> 00:00:56,133 FROM ANY DISGUSTING OR UNSAVORY LIFE FORMS YOU MAY ENCOUNTER. 14 00:00:57,125 --> 00:00:58,075 [SNAP!] 15 00:00:58,167 --> 00:00:59,377 COOL! 16 00:00:59,458 --> 00:01:00,288 COOL! 17 00:01:00,375 --> 00:01:03,165 Eddy: OK, DOUBLE-D, LET'S PULL! 18 00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:04,580 OOF! MMPH! 19 00:01:04,667 --> 00:01:05,787 Eddy: PULL! 20 00:01:05,875 --> 00:01:08,325 ED WEIGHS A TON! 21 00:01:08,417 --> 00:01:10,207 I'M GETTING A HERNIA. 22 00:01:10,042 --> 00:01:12,252 HEY, ED, HOW'S IT LOOK? 23 00:01:12,333 --> 00:01:14,333 MMPH-MM-MMPH! 24 00:01:15,167 --> 00:01:16,207 HMM. 25 00:01:16,042 --> 00:01:18,082 MMPH-MM-GRK! 26 00:01:18,167 --> 00:01:19,327 A LITTLE LOWER. 27 00:01:19,417 --> 00:01:21,667 COME ON, DOUBLE-D. 28 00:01:21,750 --> 00:01:23,960 EASY NOW! 29 00:01:26,083 --> 00:01:27,753 LOWER. 30 00:01:27,833 --> 00:01:28,793 WHOA! 31 00:01:28,875 --> 00:01:29,705 YIY! 32 00:01:29,792 --> 00:01:31,172 PERFECT! 33 00:01:32,208 --> 00:01:35,248 THINK OF THE TREASURE, DOUBLE-D! 34 00:01:35,333 --> 00:01:36,583 HMM? 35 00:01:36,667 --> 00:01:38,917 I WONDER HOW LONG HE CAN STAY DOWN THERE? 36 00:01:39,000 --> 00:01:42,380 WELL, ACCORDING TO THE PARTICLE RATIO OF-- 37 00:01:42,458 --> 00:01:43,328 OW! 38 00:01:43,417 --> 00:01:44,667 THAT'S THE SIGNAL! 39 00:01:44,750 --> 00:01:47,130 HEY! 40 00:01:47,542 --> 00:01:49,712 BRING HIM OVER. 41 00:01:49,792 --> 00:01:51,832 EASY NOW. 42 00:01:53,042 --> 00:01:54,712 ANY LUCK, FUR HEAD? 43 00:01:54,792 --> 00:01:56,132 OH, YEAH! 44 00:01:56,208 --> 00:01:57,078 YES! 45 00:01:57,167 --> 00:01:59,077 WHOO-HOO! WE'RE RICH! 46 00:01:59,167 --> 00:02:00,827 COIN FOR JAWBREAKERS! 47 00:02:00,917 --> 00:02:02,497 ALL RIGHT! ALL RIGHT! 48 00:02:02,583 --> 00:02:03,213 MMPH-HOO! 49 00:02:03,292 --> 00:02:06,082 WE CAN BUY JAWBREAKERS! 50 00:02:06,625 --> 00:02:08,875 [BOTTLES CLINKING] 51 00:02:08,958 --> 00:02:11,498 WE'LL BE SLURPING JAWBREAKERS FOR WEEKS. 52 00:02:11,583 --> 00:02:16,633 ACTUALLY, EDDY, WITH CURRENT EXCHANGE RATES, MAYBE AN AFTERNOON'S WORTH. 53 00:02:16,708 --> 00:02:20,128 YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. 54 00:02:20,208 --> 00:02:21,168 WHAT DO YOU THINK, ED? 55 00:02:21,250 --> 00:02:23,130 HUH? ED? 56 00:02:23,208 --> 00:02:24,958 ED? 57 00:02:25,667 --> 00:02:27,667 ED! 58 00:02:29,333 --> 00:02:31,003 ED! 59 00:02:31,083 --> 00:02:32,173 HEY! 60 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:33,130 [SNAPS] 61 00:02:33,208 --> 00:02:35,288 WHAT'S CLOGGED UP YOUR BRAIN, ED? 62 00:02:35,375 --> 00:02:36,745 THAT. SEE? 63 00:02:36,833 --> 00:02:39,423 "ROBOT REBEL RANCH"! 64 00:02:39,500 --> 00:02:42,500 WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. 65 00:02:48,958 --> 00:02:49,788 HUH? 66 00:02:49,875 --> 00:02:51,165 WAAAH!!! 67 00:02:51,250 --> 00:02:53,000 IT'S NOT FAIR! 68 00:02:53,083 --> 00:02:53,963 [SMACK] 69 00:02:54,042 --> 00:02:55,332 IF ONLY I WERE OLDER. 70 00:02:55,417 --> 00:02:59,247 DON'T WORRY, ED, WE'LL SEE IT ON TV IN A YEAR. 71 00:02:59,333 --> 00:03:02,293 WITH ALL THE GOOD STUFF CUT OUT. 72 00:03:02,375 --> 00:03:03,745 DON'T SWEAT IT, GUYS. 73 00:03:03,833 --> 00:03:06,173 WHERE THERE'S A WILL, THERE'S A SCAM. 74 00:03:06,250 --> 00:03:07,670 THE FIRST THING WE DO 75 00:03:07,750 --> 00:03:10,420 IS CASH IN THESE BABIES FOR TICKET MONEY. 76 00:03:10,500 --> 00:03:14,290 ONWARD, SPACE FLUNKIES! 77 00:03:15,250 --> 00:03:18,250 Ed: WHOA, THIS IS THE COOLEST MOVIE. 78 00:03:18,333 --> 00:03:21,083 SINCE I'M THE MOST MATURE LOOKING, 79 00:03:21,167 --> 00:03:22,497 I'LL GO IN FIRST. 80 00:03:22,583 --> 00:03:24,293 DOUBLE-D CAN BE MY WIFE. 81 00:03:24,375 --> 00:03:25,325 BLECH! 82 00:03:25,417 --> 00:03:27,537 ED'S TALLER. I THINK HE SHOULD... 83 00:03:27,625 --> 00:03:31,955 TELL YOU THAT THE STORY BEGINS WITH 3 SPACE OUTLAWS 84 00:03:32,042 --> 00:03:36,002 WHO CRASH-LAND ON A ROBOT PLANET. 85 00:03:36,083 --> 00:03:37,133 AMAZING! 86 00:03:37,208 --> 00:03:38,628 SHOCK-O-RAMA! 87 00:03:38,708 --> 00:03:39,668 R-RATED. 88 00:03:39,750 --> 00:03:42,040 AND THEY HAVE TO FIGHT OFF THE ROBOTS. 89 00:03:42,125 --> 00:03:45,205 BUT THEY ALSO MUST TRY TO ESCAPE BACK TO EARTH, 90 00:03:45,292 --> 00:03:47,962 OR THE ROBOTS WILL GRIND THEIR BONES TO BITS... 91 00:03:48,042 --> 00:03:51,002 WHEN THE 3 SPACEMEN LOSE CONTROL OF THEIR SHIP 92 00:03:51,083 --> 00:03:56,083 AND HURTLE INTO A FIELD OF ASTEROIDS THAT ALMOST CRUSH THEM INTO SPACE DUST. 93 00:03:56,167 --> 00:04:00,127 THEY'RE SUCKED INTO A DIMENSIONAL TIME PORTAL 94 00:04:00,208 --> 00:04:03,628 THAT TRANSPORTS THEM TO THE ROBOT PLANET... 95 00:04:03,708 --> 00:04:04,918 YIY WHOA! AHH! 96 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:06,080 [CRASH] 97 00:04:06,167 --> 00:04:07,207 OW! 98 00:04:07,292 --> 00:04:09,882 AND OUR HEROES FIND THEIR SHIP DESTROYED. 99 00:04:09,958 --> 00:04:13,748 THEY'RE MAROONED ON THE ROBOT PLANET. 100 00:04:13,833 --> 00:04:15,883 Eddy: HEY, LOOK! 101 00:04:15,958 --> 00:04:17,288 Ed: WHOA! 102 00:04:17,375 --> 00:04:17,995 WHOA! 103 00:04:18,083 --> 00:04:19,293 HUH? HUH? HUH? 104 00:04:19,375 --> 00:04:21,825 [WHIR] 105 00:04:24,208 --> 00:04:25,998 COOL! 106 00:04:28,958 --> 00:04:31,418 NOT COOL, NOT COOL! 107 00:04:35,875 --> 00:04:37,325 MMPH! MMPH. 108 00:04:39,208 --> 00:04:40,168 UH-OH. 109 00:04:40,000 --> 00:04:41,670 WE GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE! 110 00:04:41,750 --> 00:04:43,540 I HAVE AN IDEA. 111 00:04:43,625 --> 00:04:44,575 [JINGLING] 112 00:04:44,667 --> 00:04:46,037 [BOING] 113 00:04:50,458 --> 00:04:52,958 COME IN, EARTH, COME IN, EARTH. 114 00:04:53,042 --> 00:04:56,632 COME IN, EARTH, REPEAT, COME IN, EARTH. 115 00:04:56,708 --> 00:04:57,458 NO RESPONSE! 116 00:04:57,542 --> 00:04:58,712 THERE'S NO RESPONSE! 117 00:04:58,792 --> 00:05:03,002 ARE YOU SAYING WE'RE STRANDED?! 118 00:05:03,708 --> 00:05:05,038 THEN THERE'S NOT MUCH TIME 119 00:05:05,125 --> 00:05:10,205 BEFORE THE COLD ROBOT PLANET NIGHTS SQUEEZE THE LIFE OUT OF US. 120 00:05:10,500 --> 00:05:11,750 WE MUST FIND SHELTER! 121 00:05:11,833 --> 00:05:16,083 Echo: SHELTER! SHELTER! SHELTER! 122 00:05:19,042 --> 00:05:20,042 HA HA HA! 123 00:05:20,125 --> 00:05:23,455 COME ON, COME ON! NOT MUCH FARTHER NOW! 124 00:05:23,542 --> 00:05:27,042 YOU SAID THAT AN HOUR AGO, ED. 125 00:05:27,542 --> 00:05:29,882 WHAT ARE WE LOOKING FOR AGAIN? 126 00:05:29,958 --> 00:05:31,418 A CAVE! 127 00:05:31,500 --> 00:05:35,420 THE FIRST THING THE SPACE OUTLAWS FIND IS A CAVE TO PROTECT THEM FROM-- 128 00:05:35,500 --> 00:05:39,830 YEAH, YEAH...THE FROZEN ROBOT PLANET NIGHTS! 129 00:05:39,917 --> 00:05:42,077 WE'RE NEVER GOING TO FIND SHEL-- 130 00:05:42,167 --> 00:05:43,287 HUH? 131 00:05:43,375 --> 00:05:45,035 HEY! 132 00:05:45,375 --> 00:05:47,165 Together: COOL! 133 00:05:48,583 --> 00:05:49,963 HA! 134 00:05:50,042 --> 00:05:51,292 HUH? HUH? 135 00:05:51,375 --> 00:05:52,665 Edd: COOL! 136 00:05:52,750 --> 00:05:53,880 HEY, GUYS, COME ON IN. 137 00:05:53,958 --> 00:05:56,668 ENJOY THE GENUINE SHAG CARPETING 138 00:05:56,750 --> 00:06:00,040 AND THE WATERBED! 139 00:06:01,000 --> 00:06:03,420 LA CUCARACHA] 140 00:06:03,500 --> 00:06:08,130 BOYS, WELCOME TO CENTRAL COMMAND! 141 00:06:09,167 --> 00:06:11,127 PREPARE FOR YOUR IMMINENT CAPTURE, EDDY. 142 00:06:11,208 --> 00:06:13,378 YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME! 143 00:06:13,458 --> 00:06:14,498 WHOO! 144 00:06:14,583 --> 00:06:17,003 WHERE DID HE GO? WHERE DID HE GO? 145 00:06:17,083 --> 00:06:20,083 PREPARE TO MEET YOUR DOOM! 146 00:06:20,167 --> 00:06:21,167 WOO-YAH! 147 00:06:21,000 --> 00:06:22,170 WAH! 148 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:23,540 YOW! 149 00:06:25,250 --> 00:06:28,130 AAAH!! 150 00:06:28,208 --> 00:06:29,128 BING-BING! 151 00:06:29,208 --> 00:06:30,628 ER-ER-ER! 152 00:06:31,417 --> 00:06:34,627 HA! MISSED ME! YOU LOSE! 153 00:06:34,708 --> 00:06:35,668 HA HA HA! 154 00:06:35,750 --> 00:06:38,040 HEY, GUYS, COME UP HERE! 155 00:06:38,125 --> 00:06:39,875 [HIDEOUS LAUGHTER] 156 00:06:39,958 --> 00:06:41,578 SPIN HIM AGAIN! 157 00:06:41,667 --> 00:06:42,247 LEE! 158 00:06:42,333 --> 00:06:44,043 GET AWAY FROM ME. 159 00:06:44,125 --> 00:06:46,915 FOR 200, WHAT COLOR'S YOUR UNDERWEAR? 160 00:06:47,000 --> 00:06:49,420 THIS IS STUPID! 161 00:06:49,500 --> 00:06:50,750 ER!! ER!! ER!! 162 00:06:50,833 --> 00:06:52,963 WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! 163 00:06:53,042 --> 00:06:55,292 [KEVIN SCREAMS] 164 00:06:55,708 --> 00:06:59,078 DUMB GIRLS, WHAT COLOR IS-- SHEESH! 165 00:06:59,167 --> 00:07:01,077 Girls: OH, KEVIN! 166 00:07:01,167 --> 00:07:02,747 STAY BACK! 167 00:07:02,833 --> 00:07:07,213 HIDEOUS, LIFE-SUCKING ALIENS HAVE CAPTURED A FELLOW SPACE OUTLAW! 168 00:07:07,042 --> 00:07:12,382 WHICH OF THE 3 BRAVE EXPLORERS WOULD TAKE THE RISK TO SAVE HIM? 169 00:07:12,458 --> 00:07:14,128 I WILL SAVE HIM! 170 00:07:14,208 --> 00:07:16,498 FULL SPEED AHEAD! 171 00:07:16,583 --> 00:07:18,213 STOP, ED! 172 00:07:18,042 --> 00:07:19,632 WHOA!! 173 00:07:19,708 --> 00:07:20,628 MY TURN! 174 00:07:20,708 --> 00:07:23,628 Ed: RELEASE HIM, EVIL SPACE MUTANTS! 175 00:07:23,708 --> 00:07:25,958 WHAT IS THAT?! 176 00:07:26,042 --> 00:07:27,082 YOW! 177 00:07:27,167 --> 00:07:28,417 RUN FOR IT, GIRLS! 178 00:07:28,500 --> 00:07:30,500 AHH! AAH! AHH! 179 00:07:31,000 --> 00:07:33,460 DO NOT PANIC, FELLOW SPACE OUTLAW! 180 00:07:33,542 --> 00:07:36,002 I HAVE COME TO RESCUE YOU. 181 00:07:36,083 --> 00:07:38,213 JUST GET ME DOWN, YOU-- 182 00:07:38,292 --> 00:07:39,832 OOH! 183 00:07:40,750 --> 00:07:42,380 WHAT ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO BE? 184 00:07:42,458 --> 00:07:46,418 UH...I...I AM A FEARLESS SPACE OUTLAW. 185 00:07:46,500 --> 00:07:48,080 YEAH, RIGHT... 186 00:07:48,167 --> 00:07:48,997 SPACE DORK! 187 00:07:49,083 --> 00:07:50,673 DORK? 188 00:07:51,708 --> 00:07:53,788 WHOA! 189 00:07:53,875 --> 00:07:56,205 DID YOU SAVE OUR FELLOW SPACE OUTLAW? 190 00:07:56,292 --> 00:07:59,042 YES, HE WAS MOST GRATEFUL. 191 00:07:59,125 --> 00:08:00,285 WHAT? WHAT? 192 00:08:00,375 --> 00:08:01,705 HUH, WHAT WAS THAT? 193 00:08:01,792 --> 00:08:05,042 ROBOT BOUNTY HUNTERS. 194 00:08:11,208 --> 00:08:12,538 WHOA! 195 00:08:17,083 --> 00:08:19,043 [ROAR] 196 00:08:22,625 --> 00:08:26,075 PREPARE TO BE TERMINATED, SOLAR SCUM! 197 00:08:26,167 --> 00:08:27,827 YO! 198 00:08:31,083 --> 00:08:33,503 [ROAR] 199 00:08:35,083 --> 00:08:36,963 Ed: NO!! 200 00:08:37,042 --> 00:08:38,712 ED? 201 00:08:39,333 --> 00:08:40,293 Ed: NO!! 202 00:08:40,375 --> 00:08:43,165 DOUBLE-D, DID YOU HEAR THAT? 203 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:44,290 THEY'RE CLOSER NOW! 204 00:08:44,375 --> 00:08:45,785 HEY, IS THIS THING READY YET? 205 00:08:45,875 --> 00:08:49,325 WELL, ACTUALLY, EDDY, SINCE IT'S JUST A PROTOTYPE, 206 00:08:49,417 --> 00:08:51,037 AND STILL IN NEED OF-- 207 00:08:51,125 --> 00:08:52,035 EDDY! 208 00:08:52,125 --> 00:08:54,125 THERE'S ONLY ONE SEAT IN THIS THING. 209 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:56,460 WHY'D YOU JUST PUT IN ONE SEAT, DOUBLE-D? 210 00:08:56,542 --> 00:08:58,132 I TOLD YOU, THIS IS THE PROTOTYPE. 211 00:08:58,208 --> 00:09:01,208 WHEN THIS IS PROPERLY TESTED, THEN I'LL BUILD THE REAL ONE. 212 00:09:01,042 --> 00:09:03,882 YEAH, WHATEVER, LET'S GO, DOUBLE-D. LIFT OFF! 213 00:09:03,958 --> 00:09:06,128 BUT, EDDY, I STILL NEED TO-- 214 00:09:06,208 --> 00:09:08,708 DOUBLE-D, FIRE THE ROCKET! 215 00:09:08,792 --> 00:09:13,132 FINE, BUT YOU BETTER WEAR THIS. 216 00:09:15,375 --> 00:09:17,535 OH, YEAH! 217 00:09:18,750 --> 00:09:20,040 3, 2... 218 00:09:20,125 --> 00:09:21,165 1... 219 00:09:21,000 --> 00:09:22,170 IGNITION! 220 00:09:22,250 --> 00:09:25,420 YEE-HAW! 221 00:09:26,167 --> 00:09:28,077 EEEEE! 222 00:09:29,417 --> 00:09:30,377 WHOO! 223 00:09:30,458 --> 00:09:31,288 HUH? 224 00:09:31,375 --> 00:09:33,415 WAAAH!! 225 00:09:34,417 --> 00:09:36,287 BETTER TEST THE PARACHUTE. 226 00:09:36,375 --> 00:09:38,125 WELL, AT LEAST THAT WORKED. 227 00:09:38,208 --> 00:09:39,748 [BONK! BEEP!] 228 00:09:39,833 --> 00:09:41,793 WAAAH! 229 00:09:45,125 --> 00:09:46,495 HEY, DOUBLE-D! 230 00:09:46,583 --> 00:09:48,213 THE ROCKET NEEDS WORK! 231 00:09:48,042 --> 00:09:50,542 IT'S A PROTOTYPE! 232 00:09:50,625 --> 00:09:52,285 Ed: THE ROBOTS ARE COMING! 233 00:09:52,375 --> 00:09:55,165 THE ROBOTS ARE COMING! 234 00:10:02,167 --> 00:10:04,537 THE PLANET SEEMED EERILY CALM, 235 00:10:04,625 --> 00:10:07,495 AS THE APPROACH OF THE ROBOT BOUNTY HUNTERS 236 00:10:07,583 --> 00:10:11,543 WAS AWAITED FEARLESSLY BY THE 3 BRAVE OUTLAWS. 237 00:10:11,625 --> 00:10:13,125 IS THAT FOR REAL? 238 00:10:13,208 --> 00:10:14,038 SHH. 239 00:10:14,125 --> 00:10:15,875 [ROBOTS APPROACHING] 240 00:10:15,958 --> 00:10:17,628 THEY APPROACH. 241 00:10:19,792 --> 00:10:21,832 [BEEPING] 242 00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:24,040 Ed: ATTACK! 243 00:10:24,125 --> 00:10:27,035 VAPORIZING CYBER-GRENADE! 244 00:10:27,125 --> 00:10:29,415 QUASI-NEURO LASERS! 245 00:10:29,500 --> 00:10:32,380 SUBATOMIC BLASTERS! 246 00:10:33,833 --> 00:10:36,003 HIT 'EM HARD! 247 00:10:37,083 --> 00:10:39,583 OW, OW! OW! 248 00:10:39,667 --> 00:10:41,207 ED! 249 00:10:41,792 --> 00:10:42,712 GRR! 250 00:10:42,792 --> 00:10:43,672 [BONK] 251 00:10:43,750 --> 00:10:46,920 WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU GUYS DOING?! 252 00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:48,040 UH... UH... UH... 253 00:10:48,125 --> 00:10:49,205 NOTHING. 254 00:10:49,292 --> 00:10:51,422 YOU HAVE TO COME HOME, ED. 255 00:10:51,500 --> 00:10:54,000 IT'S TIME FOR DINNER! 256 00:10:54,083 --> 00:10:56,383 COME ON, JIMMY. 257 00:10:56,458 --> 00:11:00,628 YEAH, DINNER SOUNDS GOOD. I'M HUNGRY. 258 00:11:00,958 --> 00:11:06,128 ONLY ONE WAS LEFT ALIVE AFTER THE HORRIBLE BATTLE. 259 00:11:06,250 --> 00:11:07,460 WOUNDED AND STRANDED, 260 00:11:07,542 --> 00:11:10,922 WOULD HE EVER GET OFF THE ROBOT PLANET? 261 00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:12,420 WOULD HE EVER GET HOME? 262 00:11:12,500 --> 00:11:13,580 WOULD HE... 263 00:11:13,667 --> 00:11:16,457 OH, NO! BETRAYED BY HIS OWN COMRADES! 264 00:11:21,750 --> 00:11:23,920 Eddy: I GOT IT, I GOT IT, I GOT IT! 265 00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:25,420 Together: AW! 266 00:11:25,500 --> 00:11:27,500 BE PATIENT, EDDY. 267 00:11:27,583 --> 00:11:29,133 OK. 268 00:11:29,875 --> 00:11:31,035 WHOO, BINGO! 269 00:11:31,125 --> 00:11:32,665 Ed: COMMENCE LIFT! 270 00:11:32,750 --> 00:11:33,670 CAREFUL. 271 00:11:33,750 --> 00:11:34,420 OK, OK! 272 00:11:34,500 --> 00:11:36,330 IT'S FALLING OFF, EDDY. 273 00:11:36,417 --> 00:11:38,667 I GOT IT, I GOT IT! 274 00:11:38,750 --> 00:11:40,130 SLOWLY. 275 00:11:40,208 --> 00:11:42,208 WHO'S THE MAN WITH THE PLAN? 276 00:11:42,292 --> 00:11:43,672 Ed and Edd: EDDY! 277 00:11:43,750 --> 00:11:46,000 YOU GOT THAT RIGHT! 278 00:11:46,667 --> 00:11:48,877 HEY, MY MONEY! 279 00:11:49,083 --> 00:11:50,083 [GULP] 280 00:11:50,167 --> 00:11:52,207 THAT BIRD JUST STOLE MY GUM! 281 00:11:52,292 --> 00:11:53,042 HEY! 282 00:11:53,125 --> 00:11:54,535 WHEN DOES THIS TORMENT STOP? 283 00:11:54,625 --> 00:11:57,035 IT WAS IN THE PALM OF MY HAND. 284 00:11:57,125 --> 00:11:58,665 WHO INVENTED BIRDS, ANYWAY? 285 00:11:58,750 --> 00:12:00,080 WHAT GOOD ARE THEY? 286 00:12:00,167 --> 00:12:01,377 I LOST THE BIRD. 287 00:12:01,458 --> 00:12:03,998 LOOK! THAT PLANE'S GOT A CAPE. 288 00:12:04,083 --> 00:12:05,463 WHERE? WHO'S THERE? 289 00:12:05,542 --> 00:12:07,832 Eddy: IT'S TOWING A SIGN. 290 00:12:07,917 --> 00:12:08,957 WHAT'S IT SAY? 291 00:12:09,042 --> 00:12:10,502 IT STATES... 292 00:12:13,042 --> 00:12:14,792 Together: HUH? 293 00:12:16,833 --> 00:12:17,543 GUYS! 294 00:12:17,625 --> 00:12:18,995 WHAT IF WE HAD A CLUBHOUSE? 295 00:12:19,083 --> 00:12:20,883 WITH CLEAN SHEETS. 296 00:12:20,958 --> 00:12:22,288 AND A ROOF. 297 00:12:22,375 --> 00:12:24,035 HA HA HA! 298 00:12:25,042 --> 00:12:26,792 THIS IS A PERFECT SPOT, HUH, GUYS? 299 00:12:26,875 --> 00:12:29,285 Kevin: HEY, DORKS, GET OUT OF MY BACKYARD! 300 00:12:29,375 --> 00:12:33,245 WEIRD, KEVIN ALREADY HAS A CLUBHOUSE HERE. 301 00:12:33,333 --> 00:12:35,423 SHUT UP, ED. 302 00:12:36,792 --> 00:12:38,132 Eddy: CHECK IT OUT! 303 00:12:38,208 --> 00:12:39,628 THIS IS A KILLER LOCATION. 304 00:12:39,708 --> 00:12:42,208 IT'S MUCH TOO UNSANITARY, EDDY. 305 00:12:42,042 --> 00:12:44,082 WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ED? 306 00:12:44,167 --> 00:12:45,957 HEY, GUYS, HELP! 307 00:12:46,042 --> 00:12:46,632 OW! OW! 308 00:12:46,708 --> 00:12:48,168 THEY'RE TRYING TO--OW!-- 309 00:12:48,250 --> 00:12:49,210 GET MY CREAM PUFF! 310 00:12:49,292 --> 00:12:51,042 OW! HERE, EDDY! 311 00:12:51,125 --> 00:12:52,455 CATCH! 312 00:12:53,125 --> 00:12:55,125 GOOD SHOT, ED. 313 00:12:55,208 --> 00:12:56,878 WHOA! 314 00:12:57,542 --> 00:12:58,462 UH-- 315 00:12:58,542 --> 00:13:00,082 OH. 316 00:13:03,667 --> 00:13:06,207 Edd: IT SEEMS RATHER SMALL. 317 00:13:06,292 --> 00:13:07,382 [INHALES DEEPLY] 318 00:13:07,458 --> 00:13:10,538 AND THE LACK OF OXYGEN IS RATHER DISTURBING. 319 00:13:10,625 --> 00:13:11,745 [TELEPHONE RINGS] 320 00:13:11,833 --> 00:13:15,463 Ed: HEY, GUYS, I MAY HAVE ALREADY WON $10,000. 321 00:13:16,208 --> 00:13:17,168 I TELL YA, DOUBLE-D, 322 00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:19,170 WE GOT TO FIND A LOCATION. 323 00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:20,960 WITHOUT ONE IT'S HOPELESS. 324 00:13:21,042 --> 00:13:21,922 DOUBLE-D? 325 00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:23,290 DOUBLE-D? 326 00:13:23,375 --> 00:13:25,665 THERE. 327 00:13:25,750 --> 00:13:26,670 WHOA! 328 00:13:26,750 --> 00:13:28,170 WHAT? 329 00:13:29,958 --> 00:13:31,208 Together: COOL! 330 00:13:31,042 --> 00:13:33,082 HMM. HMM. 331 00:13:33,167 --> 00:13:34,457 WAIT. 332 00:13:34,750 --> 00:13:37,290 WE HAVE TO INSPECT IT FIRST. 333 00:13:37,375 --> 00:13:39,285 DOUBLE-D, COME WITH ME. 334 00:13:39,375 --> 00:13:40,995 OW! OOH! 335 00:13:43,458 --> 00:13:45,288 HMM. 336 00:13:46,292 --> 00:13:47,832 HMM? 337 00:13:48,292 --> 00:13:50,132 WHOA! 338 00:13:51,167 --> 00:13:53,787 HEH-HEH. IT'S A FUNNY TREE. 339 00:13:53,875 --> 00:13:54,875 [SPLAT] 340 00:13:54,958 --> 00:13:56,288 HUH? 341 00:14:01,542 --> 00:14:03,542 HMM. 342 00:14:04,250 --> 00:14:06,080 LEAF FOLIAGE SEEMS HEALTHY. 343 00:14:06,167 --> 00:14:06,787 [SNIFFS] 344 00:14:06,875 --> 00:14:08,035 THIS TREE IS PERFECT. 345 00:14:08,125 --> 00:14:10,875 THIS IS OUR NEW CLUBHOUSE. 346 00:14:10,958 --> 00:14:12,168 OUR OWN CLUBHOUSE. 347 00:14:12,250 --> 00:14:13,750 THIS WILL BE SO COOL. 348 00:14:13,833 --> 00:14:15,173 WHERE'S THE DOOR, EDDY? 349 00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:17,000 HEY, BIRDBRAIN, THAT'S A TREE. 350 00:14:17,083 --> 00:14:20,003 WE STILL NEED TO BUILD THE CLUBHOUSE. 351 00:14:20,083 --> 00:14:23,083 THAT'S THE BIRD THAT TOOK MY QUARTER! 352 00:14:23,167 --> 00:14:25,167 I HATE BIRDS. 353 00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:29,580 THAT'S OK, EDDY, WE GOT A TREE. 354 00:14:29,667 --> 00:14:32,127 OUR PARENTS WILL NEVER KNOW THEY'RE MISSING. 355 00:14:32,208 --> 00:14:34,418 ANYBODY KNOW HOW TO USE THESE? 356 00:14:34,500 --> 00:14:36,210 [MOTOR RUNS] 357 00:14:36,583 --> 00:14:37,673 [POUND] 358 00:14:37,750 --> 00:14:38,500 [POUND] 359 00:14:38,583 --> 00:14:39,463 [POUND] 360 00:14:39,542 --> 00:14:41,502 PLEASE, STOP! TREES HAVE FEELINGS! 361 00:14:41,583 --> 00:14:42,633 WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! 362 00:14:42,708 --> 00:14:44,038 BUILDING A CLUBHOUSE. 363 00:14:44,125 --> 00:14:46,245 WE NEED LUMBER, EDDY, BEFORE WE CAN-- 364 00:14:46,333 --> 00:14:48,383 DOUBLE-D, WE NEED TO FIND WOOD. 365 00:14:48,458 --> 00:14:49,458 START LOOKING. 366 00:14:49,542 --> 00:14:51,502 PRECISELY. 367 00:14:51,583 --> 00:14:54,503 Ed: YIP YIPPY KAI OOO! 368 00:14:54,583 --> 00:14:56,083 WHERE DOES WOOD GROW? 369 00:14:56,167 --> 00:14:56,957 HELLO, EDDY? 370 00:14:57,042 --> 00:14:59,002 NOT NOW, JONNY, I'M THINKING. 371 00:14:59,083 --> 00:15:00,293 ABOUT THE TREE? 372 00:15:00,375 --> 00:15:02,075 CUT IT OUT, PLANK. 373 00:15:02,167 --> 00:15:02,997 PLANK! WOOD! 374 00:15:03,083 --> 00:15:04,083 [DOORBELL RINGS] 375 00:15:04,167 --> 00:15:05,077 WHO'S THERE? 376 00:15:05,167 --> 00:15:06,667 OH! OH! OH! 377 00:15:06,750 --> 00:15:09,250 PLANK WOULD MAKE A GREAT CLUBHOUSE. 378 00:15:09,333 --> 00:15:11,713 EDDY, WE WOULD REQUIRE MUCH MORE LUMBER-- 379 00:15:11,792 --> 00:15:13,042 DETAILS, DETAILS. 380 00:15:13,125 --> 00:15:15,035 WHAT DO YOU THINK, JONNY BOY? 381 00:15:15,125 --> 00:15:16,375 NO, GIVE HIM BACK! 382 00:15:16,458 --> 00:15:19,828 KNOW WHERE WE COULD FIND MORE WOOD, JONNY BOY? 383 00:15:19,917 --> 00:15:20,747 PLANK KNOWS. 384 00:15:20,833 --> 00:15:23,213 HE SEES THINGS. 385 00:15:26,708 --> 00:15:27,668 THERE! 386 00:15:27,750 --> 00:15:28,330 HUH? 387 00:15:28,417 --> 00:15:31,167 A DIRTY POPSICLE STICK? 388 00:15:31,250 --> 00:15:32,170 GOT IT, EDDY. 389 00:15:32,250 --> 00:15:33,170 GRR. 390 00:15:33,250 --> 00:15:36,000 WE NEED LARGE PIECES OF WOOD, JONNY. 391 00:15:36,083 --> 00:15:38,173 TELL PLANK TO QUIT FOOLING AROUND. 392 00:15:38,250 --> 00:15:39,540 OK, OK! 393 00:15:39,625 --> 00:15:42,245 HE SAID FOLLOW HIM. 394 00:15:42,917 --> 00:15:44,707 THAT'S PERFECT! 395 00:15:44,792 --> 00:15:46,252 HOLD IT THERE, ED. 396 00:15:46,333 --> 00:15:48,213 [PANTING] 397 00:15:48,542 --> 00:15:50,422 OK, ED, TO THE TREE. 398 00:15:50,500 --> 00:15:53,000 I CAN'T MOVE. 399 00:15:54,417 --> 00:15:56,497 NOT A PROBLEM, ED. 400 00:16:00,250 --> 00:16:02,040 GIDDYAP. 401 00:16:02,125 --> 00:16:03,455 WHOA!! 402 00:16:05,125 --> 00:16:06,455 WHOA. 403 00:16:09,250 --> 00:16:11,330 LET'S GO SEE. 404 00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:15,710 THE MAPLE HAS LANDED! 405 00:16:15,792 --> 00:16:17,832 HEH-HEH. HA HA HA. 406 00:16:17,917 --> 00:16:19,167 I DON'T GET IT. 407 00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:20,130 WHAT ARE YOU DOING, DOUBLE-D? 408 00:16:20,208 --> 00:16:23,248 I'M FINISHING THE DESIGN ON OUR NEW CLUBHOUSE. 409 00:16:23,333 --> 00:16:24,673 OH, LET ME SEE. 410 00:16:24,750 --> 00:16:25,540 HMM. 411 00:16:25,625 --> 00:16:28,455 OK, ED, UP THAT TREE. 412 00:16:29,208 --> 00:16:30,458 HUH? 413 00:16:30,542 --> 00:16:32,332 UP YOU GO. 414 00:16:35,167 --> 00:16:36,077 HMMPH! 415 00:16:36,167 --> 00:16:37,627 I'M SCARED, EDDY. 416 00:16:37,708 --> 00:16:39,078 NO PROBLEM, ED. 417 00:16:39,167 --> 00:16:40,577 UH, EDDY? 418 00:16:43,500 --> 00:16:44,250 HUH? 419 00:16:44,333 --> 00:16:46,583 Eddy: START CRANKING, DOUBLE-D! 420 00:16:47,125 --> 00:16:48,455 HARDER, DOUBLE-D! 421 00:16:48,542 --> 00:16:50,712 I NEED HELP! 422 00:16:50,792 --> 00:16:53,542 OK, HERE COMES MR. MUSCLE. 423 00:16:57,667 --> 00:16:59,077 GOOD WORK, DOUBLE-D! 424 00:16:59,167 --> 00:17:00,287 GOOD FOUNDATION. 425 00:17:00,375 --> 00:17:03,455 I HAVE DOUBTS ABOUT ITS STRUCTURAL INTEGRITY. 426 00:17:03,542 --> 00:17:05,582 WA--WHOA! 427 00:17:06,417 --> 00:17:07,327 WOO! 428 00:17:07,417 --> 00:17:08,327 HUH? 429 00:17:08,417 --> 00:17:09,247 WAA! 430 00:17:09,333 --> 00:17:11,293 WHOA! WHOA! 431 00:17:13,042 --> 00:17:16,212 HMM, DOUBLE-D, YOU'RE A WHIZ. 432 00:17:16,292 --> 00:17:19,212 LET'S START BUILDING. 433 00:17:20,458 --> 00:17:21,748 LOOKING GOOD. 434 00:17:21,833 --> 00:17:22,793 HAVING FUN, ED? 435 00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:23,745 SURE AM, EDDY. 436 00:17:23,833 --> 00:17:25,923 WATCH YOUR STEP, BIG FELLA. 437 00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:28,040 SURE AM, EDDY. 438 00:17:28,125 --> 00:17:29,535 [CRASH] 439 00:17:29,625 --> 00:17:31,035 WARM UP THE WINCH, DOUBLE-D. 440 00:17:31,125 --> 00:17:34,165 PUT THIS ON. IT WILL PROTECT YOUR HEAD. 441 00:17:34,250 --> 00:17:35,880 FROM WHAT I DON'T KNOW. 442 00:17:35,958 --> 00:17:36,708 [WHIR] 443 00:17:36,792 --> 00:17:38,422 HOLD THAT TIGHT, ED. 444 00:17:38,500 --> 00:17:40,080 [WHIR] 445 00:17:40,917 --> 00:17:42,077 HUH? 446 00:17:42,167 --> 00:17:43,787 HUH? 447 00:17:44,292 --> 00:17:45,882 WHOA! 448 00:17:48,083 --> 00:17:50,583 ED, WHY IS YOUR HELMET TIED TO YOUR BUTT? 449 00:17:50,667 --> 00:17:52,287 FOR PROTECTION. 450 00:17:52,833 --> 00:17:54,173 IT'S MEANT FOR YOUR HEAD. 451 00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:55,330 IT'S MY BUTT. 452 00:17:55,417 --> 00:17:56,497 IT'S NOT SAFE! 453 00:17:56,583 --> 00:17:58,003 EDDY, STOP! 454 00:17:58,083 --> 00:17:59,883 IT'S NOT MEANT... 455 00:17:59,958 --> 00:18:02,168 ARGH! AAAH! 456 00:18:04,292 --> 00:18:05,382 WA! OH! 457 00:18:05,458 --> 00:18:06,288 AAH! 458 00:18:06,375 --> 00:18:07,495 [CRASH] 459 00:18:07,583 --> 00:18:09,423 YOO-HOO! 460 00:18:10,083 --> 00:18:11,043 PAINTING'S FUN! 461 00:18:11,125 --> 00:18:12,785 YES, VERY LIBERATING. 462 00:18:12,875 --> 00:18:14,075 HOW YA DOING, ED? 463 00:18:14,167 --> 00:18:15,827 LIBERATED! 464 00:18:18,042 --> 00:18:20,002 WE'RE DONE, BOYS. 465 00:18:20,875 --> 00:18:22,285 Ed: WOW. 466 00:18:23,458 --> 00:18:26,038 EVERYONE WILL WANT TO JOIN OUR CLUB. 467 00:18:26,125 --> 00:18:28,205 NOW LET'S ROUND UP SOME SUCKERS. 468 00:18:28,042 --> 00:18:29,832 I MEAN, MEMBERS. 469 00:18:31,625 --> 00:18:33,125 [LAUGHING] 470 00:18:33,208 --> 00:18:33,998 HUH? 471 00:18:34,083 --> 00:18:36,133 [LAUGHTER] 472 00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:39,380 SURE IS GREAT TO BE IN THIS CLUB. 473 00:18:39,458 --> 00:18:40,078 WHAT CLUB? 474 00:18:40,167 --> 00:18:41,537 JUST THE COOLEST, HIPPEST, 475 00:18:41,625 --> 00:18:45,165 MOST EXTREMELY HAPPENING CLUB IN THE WHOLE STINKING WORLD! 476 00:18:46,083 --> 00:18:47,753 HEY, TAKE A FLIER! 477 00:18:47,833 --> 00:18:50,173 JOIN NOW! 478 00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:52,380 YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE STOCK CAR RACES? 479 00:18:52,458 --> 00:18:53,078 YOU BETCHA. 480 00:18:53,167 --> 00:18:54,077 AND JUST WHERE ARE YOU 481 00:18:54,167 --> 00:18:55,247 GOING TO HOLD YACHT RACES? 482 00:18:55,333 --> 00:18:58,083 AND HOW ARE YOU GOING TO PAY FOR ALL THIS? 483 00:18:58,167 --> 00:18:58,957 HEY! 484 00:18:59,042 --> 00:19:00,212 GOOD QUESTION, KEVIN. 485 00:19:00,042 --> 00:19:03,002 FUNDING FOR SUCH HIGH-QUALITY EVENTS 486 00:19:03,083 --> 00:19:04,173 WILL BECOME REALITY 487 00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:06,380 AFTER I COLLECT EVERYBODY'S MEMBERSHIP FEES. 488 00:19:06,458 --> 00:19:08,128 Edd: ACTUALLY, EDDY, EVEN WITH MEMBERSHIP FEES, 489 00:19:08,208 --> 00:19:12,878 I DON'T KNOW THAT WE CAN AFFORD TO HAVE THESE EVENTS. 490 00:19:12,958 --> 00:19:14,208 SURE WE CAN! 491 00:19:14,292 --> 00:19:17,462 PLANK THINKS YOU'LL SPEND THE MEMBERSHIP FEES ON JAWBREAKERS. 492 00:19:17,542 --> 00:19:23,832 NO! AT CLUB ED, YOU CAN TRUST THESE FACES. 493 00:19:23,917 --> 00:19:25,877 Kevin: I BET YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE A CLUBHOUSE. 494 00:19:25,958 --> 00:19:28,748 OH? I'LL SHOW YOU A CLUBHOUSE. 495 00:19:28,833 --> 00:19:31,133 TO THE CLUBHOUSE! 496 00:19:35,917 --> 00:19:38,457 Together: WELCOME TO CLUB ED! 497 00:19:38,542 --> 00:19:40,332 [LAUGHTER] 498 00:19:42,417 --> 00:19:43,287 WHAAA! 499 00:19:43,375 --> 00:19:44,075 OH, NO! 500 00:19:44,167 --> 00:19:46,037 Edd: OH, OH, EDDY. 501 00:19:46,125 --> 00:19:48,035 GET OUT OF OUR CLUBHOUSE! 502 00:19:48,125 --> 00:19:49,035 HUH? 503 00:19:49,125 --> 00:19:52,325 COME UP HERE AND MAKE US. 504 00:19:54,208 --> 00:19:55,958 HEE-HEE! HA HA! 505 00:19:57,708 --> 00:19:59,038 STEADY THE POLE, ED. 506 00:19:59,125 --> 00:20:00,075 GOT IT, EDDY. 507 00:20:00,167 --> 00:20:01,877 THE ELEMENT OF SURPRISE. 508 00:20:01,958 --> 00:20:04,128 I DON'T LIKE THIS, EDDY. 509 00:20:04,208 --> 00:20:06,788 AREN'T THEY CUTE? 510 00:20:13,167 --> 00:20:15,207 SHOULD'VE THOUGHT OF THIS BEFORE. 511 00:20:15,292 --> 00:20:16,752 HUH-HUH! 512 00:20:17,792 --> 00:20:20,252 I THINK THEY'RE TRYING TO SWEET-TALK US, GIRLS. 513 00:20:20,333 --> 00:20:25,133 SWEET NOTHING! THEY LOVE US! 514 00:20:25,625 --> 00:20:27,165 THEY MUST BE SOAKED! 515 00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:29,290 FINISH THEM, ED. 516 00:20:31,542 --> 00:20:34,082 WE LOVE YOU, TOO, EDs! 517 00:20:34,708 --> 00:20:36,168 [SPLAT!] 518 00:20:41,375 --> 00:20:42,415 1, 2, 3, 4. 519 00:20:42,500 --> 00:20:44,630 I THINK THAT WAS THE LAST BALLOON, EDDY. 520 00:20:44,708 --> 00:20:47,708 YOU'RE FINISHED NOW, KANKERS! 521 00:20:47,792 --> 00:20:48,422 UH-OH! 522 00:20:48,500 --> 00:20:50,460 I THINK I MISCOUNTED. 523 00:20:52,333 --> 00:20:53,923 UH-OH. 524 00:20:54,292 --> 00:20:55,542 [BOOM] YIY! 525 00:20:55,625 --> 00:20:57,205 [LAUGHING] 526 00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:01,670 UGH! 527 00:21:01,750 --> 00:21:03,250 GRRR! 528 00:21:05,083 --> 00:21:06,083 [BANG] 529 00:21:06,167 --> 00:21:06,997 YOW! 530 00:21:07,083 --> 00:21:08,753 ED, GIVE ME A BOOST! 531 00:21:08,833 --> 00:21:10,253 AAAAHHH!! 532 00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:14,670 WHOOPS. 533 00:21:14,750 --> 00:21:17,000 SORRY ABOUT THAT, EDDY. 534 00:21:18,667 --> 00:21:20,827 NICE SHOT, ED. 535 00:21:22,583 --> 00:21:25,043 WHAT, NO FLOWERS? 536 00:21:26,125 --> 00:21:27,785 [EDDY SCREAMING] 537 00:21:28,125 --> 00:21:29,165 Eddy: NOOO! 538 00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:30,750 NICE SHOT, MAY. 539 00:21:30,833 --> 00:21:32,423 Eddy: AAAAHHH! 540 00:21:32,500 --> 00:21:34,130 [CRASH] 541 00:21:34,667 --> 00:21:35,377 Ed: EDDY! 542 00:21:35,458 --> 00:21:37,078 HE FELL IN THIS DIRECTION. 543 00:21:37,167 --> 00:21:39,247 EDDY, WHERE ARE YOU? 544 00:21:40,167 --> 00:21:41,997 HE LOOKS UNCONSCIOUS. 545 00:21:44,083 --> 00:21:47,583 HE DON'T LOOK TOO GOOD, DOUBLE-D. 546 00:21:48,333 --> 00:21:49,583 WAKE UP, EDDY! 547 00:21:49,667 --> 00:21:52,127 STOP BEING UNCONSCIOUS NOW! 548 00:21:52,208 --> 00:21:53,078 MAMA! 549 00:21:53,167 --> 00:21:54,377 ED! ED! 550 00:21:54,458 --> 00:21:56,208 I'M AWAKE! 551 00:21:57,167 --> 00:21:59,497 YOU KNOW, IT WAS PRETTY COOL FLYING THROUGH THE AIR. 552 00:21:59,583 --> 00:22:00,673 IF WE COULD BUILD A CATAPULT, 553 00:22:00,750 --> 00:22:03,290 WE COULD SHOOT PEOPLE OUT OF IT FOR MONEY. 554 00:22:03,375 --> 00:22:04,125 OW! 555 00:22:04,208 --> 00:22:05,168 HOLD STILL. 556 00:22:05,250 --> 00:22:07,130 HA HA HA! 557 00:22:21,042 --> 00:22:23,832 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION 558 00:22:23,917 --> 00:22:27,827 CAPTIONING PERFORMED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE, INC.