BRRRRRR!
[SNORING]
[DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES]
[SHIVERING AND TEETH CHATTERING]
[CREAKING]
[GLASS BREAKING]
HMMM?
[STAIRS CREAKING]
[EATING LOUDLY]
OH, DEAR, AN INTRUDER,
EATING ALL THE FOOD OUT OF MY REFRIGERATOR...
IN BARE FEET!
SO UNSANITARY.
HUH?
I'VE GOT A CACTUS!
UH...
AAAAH!
ED?
YOU PRACTICALLY SCARED ME
OUT OF MY ONE-SIZE- FITS-ALL PAJAMAS.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS?
[YAWNING]
[BELCHES]
UM, ED?
D-DON'T MAKE ME USE THIS!
YOU ATE JIM.
ED, CACTI HAVE FEELINGS JUST LIKE YOU--
[GASP]
HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, MR. ED.
STOP!
WHERE ARE YOU GOING WITH ALL MY FOOD?
ED, THEY'LL SPOIL!
[GASPS]
HUH?
ED, COME BACK HERE
AND CLOSE THIS REFRIGERATOR DOOR!
ED!
I NEED TO WAKE EDDY.
OH, DEAR, A PARADOX.
[PANTING AND WHIMPERING]
UH...
EDDY...EDDY.
OH...
EDDY, ARE YOU AWAKE?
[EDDY GROANS]
THIS IS AN EMERGENCY.
IT'S ED.
WHO TURNED OFF THE SUN?
GOOD, YOU'RE AWAKE.
WE HAVE A PROBLEM, EDDY.
ED WAS IN MY HOUSE, MY KITCHEN, MY REFRIGERATOR.
NOT THAT IT'S ANY DIFFERENT FROM ANY OTHER DAY,
BUT, WELL, IT WAS LATE, YOU SEE,
AND I USUALLY LIKE TO GET 8 HOURS OF SLEEP,
BUT ED WAS EATING, HAS EATEN,
HAS TAKEN ALL MY FOOD.
I ASKED HIM, TALKED TO HIM, BUT NO REACTION.
HE JUST KEPT EATING. DO YOU HEAR ME, EDDY?
ED IS SLEEPWALKING.
[YAWNS LOUDLY]
HUH? HUH?
WHAT'S HE DOING WITH ALL MY FOOD?
ED IS LIKE A SWARM OF LOCUSTS
READY TO PURGE THE CUL-DE-SAC
AND ALL ITS GOOD PEOPLE OF THEIR FOOD.
YOU KNOW, YOU SCARE ME WHEN YOU TALK LIKE THAT.
LET'S GO SEE WHAT BIG ED'S UP TO.
[SARAH SNORING]
MMM...
[COYOTE HOWLS]
[GROWLS]
[CAT SCREAMS]
WHOO-HOO-HOO!
MAN, TELL ME I WASN'T DREAMING!
HE SCARFED THE WHOLE FRIDGE.
HA! HA! HA!
SHHH.
[SNICKERING]
AAAH...
[COW MOOS]
I HOPE HE DOESN'T WAKE JIMMY.
THIS IS NOT GOOD.
THIS IS RICH, DOUBLE-D.
HAVE A SEAT, FRONT ROW CENTER,
TO THE GREATEST SHOW ON EARTH.
ARE YOU GOING TO SHARE THOSE?
THAT WAS VERY GOOD.
I CAN'T FIGURE OUT WHERE HE'S PUTTING IT ALL.
[LOUD BANG]
Eddy: WHERE DID HE GO?
EGADS! WHAT IS THAT HIDEOUS ODOR?
SANTA?
DO YOU THINK ED SWALLOWED HIMSELF?
Jimmy: HELP!
HELP!
SALIVA, YUCK! GERMS!
EW!
GOOD THING I'M A MAN OF THE WORLD.
I'M TERRIFIED BEYOND RATIONAL THOUGHT.
I CAN'T LOOK!
[TEETH CHATTERING]
HE SPIT JIMMY BACK OUT!
PHEW.
LET'S GO! I DON'T WANT TO MISS ED GETTING HEARTBURN.
LOOK AT ALL THIS!
ED MUST HAVE BILKED THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD OF ITS FOOD.
MESSY, MESSY.
SLEEPWALKING AND EATING EVERYONE'S FOOD IS ONE THING,
BUT LITTERING!
CHECK IT OUT, DOUBLE-D! WOO!
ED ATE A WHOLE BOX OF BRAN MUFFINS.
THIS COULD BE DANGEROUS, EDDY.
OH, YEAH...
THIS MESS SHOULD LEAD US RIGHT TO HIM.
BINGO!
A-HA!
GOTCHA!
WHOA!
YAAAA!
AAAH!
CAREFUL, EDDY.
HUH? FINDERS KEEPERS!
UM, EDDY.
WHAT?
[MUFFLED LAUGHTER]
[ED SNORING]
HA! HA! HA! HA!
ED SEEMS QUITE CONTENT AMONG ALL THAT FOOD.
YEAH, LIKE A BEACHED WHALE.
HE LOOKS SO NATURAL.
OH, ED...ED...
WAKE UP, GOLDILOCKS!
HUH?
HI, GUYS.
ED, DID YOU KNOW THAT YOU WALK IN YOUR SLEEP,
AND THAT YOU HAVE CONSUMED ALL THE FOOD
WITHIN A 5-BLOCK RADIUS OF YOUR BED?
NOT ONLY THAT, BUT I FEEL AS THOUGH I CONSUMED ALL THE FOOD
WITHIN A 5-BLOCK RADIUS OF MY BED.
HUH?
OH, JIM GOT A HAIRCUT.
DON'T YOU REMEMBER ANYTHING, ED?
YOU WERE GREAT! YOU EVERYTHING, INCLUDING JIMMY.
OH, NO! JIMMY! DON'T TELL SARAH!
GUYS, HELP ME!
Eddy: DON'T WORRY, WE'RE GOING TO SLEEP OVER,
SO WE CAN KEEP AN EYE OUT FOR YOU.
GOT ANY EXTRA BLANKETS--AAAH!
[STOMACH RUMBLING]
COME ON, JIMMY. TIME FOR BED.
[ALL SNORING]
[GLASS BREAKING]
AAAH!
EDDY, ED'S WALKING IN HIS SLEEP AGAIN.
MMM...
Sarah: ED!
ED! SHUT UP!
[BELL RINGS]
HOW CAN HE BE SO BIG AND QUICK?
HE'S HOPPING THE FENCE, EDDY!
[ED LAUGHING]
ED!
WHOO! HA! HA! THAT-A-BOY, ED!
OH, THAT BIG LUG'S CRACKING ME UP.
I THINK I KNOW HOW TO LURE HIM BACK.
WHY?
[SNIFFING]
THE FAMILIAR SCENT OF ONE'S PERSONAL BELONGINGS
ALWAYS MAKES ONE LONG FOR THEIR NATURAL ENVIRONMENT.
YOU MUST BE A RIOT AT PARTIES, DOUBLE-D.
I GOT HIM! I GOT HIM!
MY, ED'S GROWN.
[BOTH GRUNTING]
AAAAH!
I BELIEVE ED ISN'T GOING ANYWHERE.
WE GOT HIM RIGHT WHERE WE WANT HIM.
[ROOSTER CROWS]
[WHIMPERING]
HOLY MACKEREL! WHERE'S ALL MY FOOD?
YUMMY! COOKIES!
AWW...
MY TUMMY NEEDS FOOD.
Eddy: FRESH FOOD! CHEAP PRICES!
GET YOUR GROCERIES AT ED'S MART!
Jonny: HURRY, PLANK! WE NEED TO FILL THAT TUMMY.
OOOH! AND MINE, TOO.
Eddy: WE'VE GOT ALL YOUR FAVORITE FOOD HERE AT ED'S MART.
GET IT WHILE IT'S HOT, FOLKS.
NO ONE CAN BEAT OUR PRICES AT ED'S MART.
ALL YOUR FAVORITE FOOD HERE AT ED'S MART!
[JONNY GRUNTING]
GOOD MORNING, JONNY BOY.
WHAT CAN I GET YOU?
EDDY, YOU WOULDN'T HAPPEN TO HAVE...
YOUR CHUNKY PUFFS--
I MEAN, YOUR FAVORITE, CHUNKY PUFFS? SURE!
THAT'LL BE 50 CENTS.
[SNICKERS]
HE'S, UH, JUST CHECKING OUR INVENTORY
AND WILL BE BACK MOMENTARILY.
CHUNKY PUFFS, CHUNKY PUFFS, CHUNKY PUFFS,
HMMM....NO.
[COW MOOS]
OOP! THAT AIN'T IT.
HMM...A-HA!
HERE WE GO.
HERE YOU GO, JONNY.
I LOVE CHUNKY PUFFS.
WOULD YOU LIKE MILK WITH THAT?
CAN'T EAT CEREAL WITHOUT MILK.
[GAGGING]
HAMMER A NAIL.
HOW'S IT LOOK, EDDY?
OOOH!
[ED LAUGHING]
ED, YOU PUT THE SIGN ON UPSIDE DOWN.
NO. I PUT THE SIGN ON THE GARAGE.
JUST FLIP IT OVER, ED.
Ed: FLIP IT? GOT IT.
I THINK I'M READY TO TACKLE ANYTHING
WITH MY FINE ASSORTMENT OF SHORT AND LONG,
HARD- AND SOFT-HAIRED BRUSHES.
[CRASHING]
HUH?
[CRASHING]
Ed: I FLIPPED IT, EDDY.
WELL, I CAN READ IT.
ED'S PET BOUTIQUE IS OPEN FOR BUSINESS.
Ed: WHOA! HA! HA!
[HORSE WHINNIES]
ROLF'S GOT TONS OF STINKY ANIMALS.
THEY'RE ABSOLUTELY FILTHY.
YES, I AM.
GOOD-BYE.
[SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE]
HA! HA!
OH, HO!
HELLO, SNEAKY ED-BOYS.
I AM MUCH TOO BUSY MAKING SHOES FOR MY CHICKENS,
SO NO TIME FOR ROLF TO TALK. WORK IS GOOD.
AS GOOD AS A STOMACH FULL OF MAMA'S COOKED FOOD,
BUT YOU WOULD NOT KNOW THIS. GOOD-BYE.
WE'RE HERE TO ASSIST YOU ROLF IN ANY--
YOU GOT A LOT OF DIRTY ANIMALS THERE, ROLF,
AND WE HAVE THE ONLY PET CLEANING SERVICE IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD.
I PUT UP THE SIGN.
SO, FOR A LITTLE GREEN,
WE'LL MAKE YOUR DIRT-STAINED, FLEA-INFESTED ANIMALS CLEAN.
FLEA-INFESTED?
YOU MUST BE POKING MY EGGPLANTS.
THAT WOULD GIVE ME MORE TIME TO WATCH THE CURD RISE
FROM THE CHEESE OF MY GRANDFATHER'S VATS.
OK, ED-BOYS.
[CHICKENS CLUCKING]
Edd: ONE, TWO, REST.
ONE, TWO, REST. ONE, TWO, REST.
ONE, TWO...
OH, A CHICKEN SHOWER.
CLUCK, CLUCK, CLUCK.
CLUCK, CLUCK, CLUCK...
ED, LET THE CHICKENS BATHE IN PRIVACY.
YOU'RE EMBARRASSING THEM.
OOPS, SORRY.
I WON'T TELL, OK?
WHOA!
SORRY. SORRY!
I PROMISE I WON'T LOOK.
WHO'S THAT GOOD-LOOKING GUY?
[PIG SQUEALS]
LOOK AT THOSE DIRT SPOTS. THEY'RE HUGE.
HA HA HA.
HUH? HUH?
[COW MOOING LOUDLY]
[GRUNTING]
KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK, BOYS.
HUH?
[GRUNTING]
I THINK THEY'RE PAINTED ON, EDDY.
EDDY, DON'T YOU THINK THIS WOULD BE A GOOD TIME TO WASH VICTOR?
THE GOAT? YEAH, YEAH.
YOU'RE WORSE THAN MY MOTHER.
HA! HA!
[GOAT BLEATS]
Eddy: HA! HA! HA!
DOUBLE-D, WHERE'S THE EYELINER?
WHY IN THE WORLD WOULD YOU NEED EYE...
[GASPS]
LINER!
OK, ED, I THINK THE COW IS CLEAN NOW,
BUT THOSE POOR RABBITS HAVE BEEN CALLING FOR YOU ALL DAY.
THOSE AREN'T RABBITS, THOSE ARE BUNNIES.
AW, LOOK.
HELLO, MR. AND MRS. BUNNY.
TIME FOR A BATH.
AW, BUNNIES ARE SO FURRY AND SO SOFT.
HUH?
HA HA HA.
[TOILET FLUSHES]
AH...AH...AH!
ACHOO!
HA! HA! HA!
DOUBLE-D, HOW MANY BUNNIES WAS I SUPPOSED TO CLEAN?
TWO, ED.
OK.
I'M STUMPED.
[SNIFFS]
AH...AH...
ACHOO!
ED, ARE YOU CATCHING A COLD?
COLDS ARE VERY CONTAGIOUS,
AND I'D BE SO PEEVED IF I CAUGHT YOUR COLD.
I FEEL FUNNY.
AH...AH...
ACHOO!
I SNEEZED.
[GASP] I'M MUTATING!
OH! AH! AAH!
EDDY, ED IS SHOWING STRANGE SYMPTOMS.
I'M CONCERNED.
I'VE BEEN CONCERNED ABOUT ED FROM THE FIRST DAY I MET HIM.
AAAAAH! OH!
UM, EDDY...
WHAT? ARE WE DONE?
LOOK!
HELP! I AM A BLIMP!
ED, YOU MANIAC, GET DOWN FROM THERE.
HELP ME, GUYS! I AM SO ITCHY.
LET'S POKE A HOLE IN HIM AND LET THE AIR OUT.
Ed: STILL ITCHY.
THE PRESSURE COULD CAUSE HIM TO EXPLODE.
I'M ITCHY.
COME ON, GUYS!
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
HERE I COME, BUTTERBALL.
HIGHER, DOUBLE-D.
AH...AH...
I GOT HIM! I GOT HIM!
ACHOO!
I CAN'T HOLD YOU MUCH LONGER, EDDY.
MY ARMS ARE ABOUT TO GIVE WAY TO YOUR GREAT WEIGHT.
OH, THE INSANITY!
Eddy: DOUBLE-D!
AAAAH!
Eddy: HEEELLLP!
OK, OK, OH DEAR.
PHYSICAL ACTIVITY.
WE'RE ABOUT TO MAKE CONTACT.
WHOA! LOOK AT ME!
I'M A PIGEON...
A BIG PIGEON.
DON'T LAY AN EGG, BIRDBRAIN.
AAAAH!
[GRUNTING]
I'M A SWAN, A PRETTY SWAN.
WE GOTTA FIGURE OUT WHAT'S WRONG WITH BLOAT BOY.
Eddy: BINGO.
THIS OUGHT TO HOLD YOU.
ALL SET, DOUBLE-D.
SAY IT. SAY IT.
PAGING DR. DOUBLE-D, EMERGENCY.
PAGING THE HEAD OF SURGERY WITH ALL THE TOP DEGREES
TO THE LIVING ROOM...STAT.
THAT WAS GOOD, EDDY.
WHATEVER.
HMM...INTERESTING.
OH, THIS IS VERY STRANGE.
I GOT A DART STUCK TO MY HEAD.
SAY, "AHH," PLEASE.
AHHHH, PLEASE.
FLASHLIGHT, PLEASE.
EDDY, YOU'RE NOT PAYING ATTENTION.
FLASHLIGHT, PLEASE.
OH, YEAH, FLASHLIGHT.
FLASHLIGHT.
THANK YOU, NURSE.
NURSE?
NURSE EDDY? HA! HA! HA!
[GULP]
Edd: CLOSE, PLEASE.
LIGHTS, PLEASE, NURSE.
GRRR.
Edd: HMMM...
LIGHTS, PLEASE.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME, DR. SURGEON HEAD?
JUST ONE MORE TEST.
OH, LOOK, IT'S A BUNN--
AH...AH...AH...
HE'S GONNA BLOW!
RUN FOR IT!
ACHOO!
UH, ED? OH, MY!
DOUBLE-DOCTOR-D?
YOU APPEAR TO BE ALLERGIC TO RABBITS, ED.
SO NOW WHAT, DR. DOUBLE-MEAT-PATTY?
WE'LL HAVE TO TREAT HIM IMMEDIATELY, EDDY.
SCRATCH ME. I'M ITCHY.
HA! HA! HA! HA!
Edd: WE'LL HAVE YOU BACK TO NORMAL IN NO TIME, ED.
MMM, GRAVY!
MORE COLD CREAM, EDDY!
COMING RIGHT UP, DR. DOUBLEMINT.
OH, THAT'S REAL GOOD, EDDY.
THAT SHOULD REALLY--
EWWWW...
SHOUT IF YOU NEED MORE.
GUYS! I AM STILL ITCHY.
UH, MY MOM ALWAYS USES TALCUM POWDER FOR ITCHING.
EDDY, COULD YOU PLEASE FILL THE TALCUM POWDER DISPENSER?
YEAH, YEAH, BUT YOU BETTER NOT CALL ME NURSE.
THANK YOU, EDDY.
THAT'S GOING TO TAKE FOREVER!
YES, BUT IT WILL PROVIDE AN EVEN, EQUAL DISTRIBUTION.
TIME IS MONEY, DOUBLE-D,
AND I LOVE MONEY.
EDDDDYYY!
I SMELL PRETTY.
HOW COME I'M STILL BIG, GUYS?
HMMM...ICE SHOULD REDUCE THE SWELLING.
BINGO, SOCK-HEAD.
WOOO!
THIS ICE BAG SHOULD DO IT.
AND WITH MY MODIFICATIONS TO THIS REFRIGERATOR,
WE'LL HAVE PLENTY OF ICE.
[BEEP]
[GRUNTING]
YOU'LL BE BACK TO YOUR GRUESOME SELF IN NO TIME, ED.
WHATEVER YOU SAY, EDDY.
ALL RIGHT, DOUBLE-D, HOLD IT! STOP! GIVE IT UP!
ENOUGH WITH THE ICE ALREADY!
I'VE SEEMED TO MISCALCULATE CUBIC G-VELOCITY THROUGH A CIRCULAR EXTENSION.
DOUBLE-D!
[WHIMPERING]
QUIT FOOLING AROUND, DOUBLE--WHOA!
OH, SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF THIS IN THE FIRST PLACE.
WE NEED TO PROTECT YOU FROM THOSE ALLERGIES, ED.
JIMMY CRACKED CORN, AND I DON'T CARE.
Edd: THIS ALLERGENIC CONTAINMENT CENTER SHOULD TAKE CARE OF YOU, ED.
BRING THEM ON.
WE'VE WASTED TOO MUCH TIME.
LET'S GET THESE ANIMALS BACK TO ROLF,
SO WE CAN COLLECT OUR LOOT.
Ed: OOOOH! I'LL TAKE THE ONE ON THE LEFT.
Edd: SEEMS LIKE MR. AND MRS. BUNNY
HAVE BEEN PRACTICING THE MULTIPLICATION TABLE.
Ed: OH! NO!
Eddy: AVALANCHE!
HA! HA! HA!
GOT ANY 4s, PLANK?
GO FISH? ARE YOU HOLDING OUT, PLANK?
PLANK!
I TOLD YOU BUNNIES WOULD TAKE OVER THE WORLD,
AND THEY HAVE!
LUCKY WE PREPARED FOR THIS DAY, HUH, PLANK?
WHAT THE...
[PANTING]
WHEE!
THIS IS FUN!
WHEE!
LOOK, SARAH, A BUNNY.
THAT MUST BE ROLF'S.
SARAH! BUNNY ATTACK!
JIMMY!
ANYTHING GOOD ON, DOUBLE-D?
OOH, THERE'S A DOCUMENTARY ON MOLLUSKS.
BORING.
BOT: DEFENDER OF THE BULLYAH PEOPLE.
Children: HELP!
HEY, SHUT YOUR YAPS,
WE'RE TRYING TO WATCH TV HERE!
Sarah: MOMMY! Kevin: BIG DORKS!
Eddy: MAN, SOME PEOPLE ARE SO INCONSIDERATE.
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