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[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]

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>> BL-BL-BL-BL YEAH!

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[BELL RINGS]
>> RIGHT ON!

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"B's" AND "C's" FOR ME!

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"B's" AND "C's" FOR ME!

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ALL THAT EXTRA TUTORING YOU GAVE
ME REALLY PAID OFF, BUDDY.

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>> HEY, JONNY, CHECK THIS OUT.

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>> AN "A" IN CHEERLEADING?

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YOU SURE MUST HAVE BRAINS!

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>> CHOICE!

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I UPPED MY FINE ARTS MARK TO A
C-MINUS.

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DAD'S GONNA BE STOKED.

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>> PRESENT-DAY HOOEY!

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ROLF WILL NEED A NEW TUCKUS
AFTER PAPA SEES THIS.

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>> DUDE, A "D" IN TYPING?

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ROUGH.

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>> ALL NIGHT, CHIN-FACED KEVIN!

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OF WHAT USE IS THIS INFERNAL
BUTTON BOX TO THE SON OF A

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SHEPHERD?

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ROLF ASKS YOU!

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>> UH...

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YO, NAZZ, HOW DID YOU DO?

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>> OH, WHAT DID YOU GET?

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>> HOW COME THEY GET THEIR
REPORT CARDS WHILE SOME

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BACK-STABBING JERK IS
HAND-DELIVERING OURS STRAIGHT

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TO OUR PARENTS?

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>> LIFE CAN BE SO CRUEL!

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>> I MEAN, WHAT LOW-DOWN,
MISERABLE, TWO-TIMING,

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DOUBLE-CROSSING SLIMEBALL WOULD
DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT?

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>> WELL, LOOK AT THE BRIGHT
SIDE, GENTLEMEN.

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THIS COULD BE A GREAT
OPPORTUNITY FOR THE TWO OF YOU

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TO SIT WITH YOUR PARENTS AND
FIND A CORRECTIVE CURRICULUM TO

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OVERCOME YOUR ACADEMIC
SHORTCOMINGS.

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YES, INDEEDY.

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[LAUGHING]
>> SMOOTH MOVE, DORK!

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HA HA HA!

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>> FOR ME?

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YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE, DOUBLE D.

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PICK PAPER UP, PICK PAPER UP!

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>> NO, NO, NO, ED.

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PLEASE.

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LET ME DO THAT.

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>> DOUBLE D!

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YOUR REPORT CARDS LOOK THE SAME
AS MINE AND EDDY'S!

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>> LET ME SEE THOSE!

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SO YOU'RE THE BACK-STABBING
JERK!

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>> WHO, ME?

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UM, HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT?

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NEVER, UM...

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PERHAPS I SHOULD HANG ON TO
THOSE FOR SAFEKEEPING.

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>> IN YOUR DREAMS!

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>> MAY I MIGHT?

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I BET I'M DOING REAL GOOD, GUYS.

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OOH, OOH!

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LISTEN TO THIS!

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"ED HAS DIFFICULTY WITH HIS
ABILITY TO CONCENTRATE FOR EVEN

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THE SMALLEST PERIOD."

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TICK-TOCK, TICK-TOCK, TICK-TOCK.

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>> THE TEACHER'S GOT YOU PEGGED,
ED.

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>> DEPLORABLE GRADES DO NOT A
JOKE MAKE, EDDY.

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>> WHO'S GOT DEPLORABLE GRADES,
SMART GUY?

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NOT US, NOT ANYMORE!

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HA HA HA!

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TIME TO GET TO WORK, ED.

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[WHISTLE]
A LITTLE HAND-ME-DOWN FROM MY

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BROTHER.

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THE GOOD OLD REPORT
CARD-CHANGING KIT.

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HA HA HA!

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HERE, GET CRACKING.

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>> ALREADY CRACKED, EDDY.

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>> THE USUAL "A's" AND "B's."

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THROW IN A C-MINUS JUST IN CASE.

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I DON'T WANT MY FOLKS TO GET
SUSPICIOUS.

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>> LOOKIE, A "C", I SEE.

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THAT IS WHERE YOU BE, EDDY
McGEE.

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>> HUH?

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>> WE'RE BUSTED, ED.

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>> NOT GOOD, EDDY.

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>> UH, PRINCIPAL, SIR.

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>> I SURRENDER!

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>> HEY, WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA?

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>> UH, I'VE BEEN ENTRUSTED WITH
A VERY IMPORTANT TASK, EDDY, AND

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NEITHER RAIN NOR SLEET NOR SNOW
NOR YOU NOR ED SHALL STOP ME

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FROM COMPLETING THIS DUTY.

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I'M SURE YOUR PARENTS WILL BE
VERY UNDERSTANDING AND--

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>> I'M GOING TO HAVE TO LIVE
WITH MY AUNT!

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SHE HAS A MUSTACHE, DOUBLE D!

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>> GIVE ME THOSE REPORT CARDS!

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>> HER CAT MAKES ME SNEEZE AND
SHE NEVER BUTTERS MY TOAST!

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>> THE CARDS, NOW!

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>> SHE SMELLS LIKE CABBAGE AND
SHE MAKES ME USE TOOTHPICKS!

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>> GIMME 'EM!

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[PANTING]
[BELL RINGS]

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>> MATH CLASS!

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YES!

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SANCTUARY!

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>> MATH CLASS!

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YES, WE GOT HIM.

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[PANTING]

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[WRITING ON CHALKBOARD]

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[TICKING]
[OVEN BELL RINGS]

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>> UH, PARDON ME, SIR.

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MAY I BE EXCUSED TO THE
RESTROOM?

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THANK YOU.

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>> SUCKER-PUNCH.

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>> NOW, IF I CAN JUST GET TO THE
OUTSIDE BEFORE THE FINAL BELL!

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>> RACE YOU HOME, BUDDY!

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>> MEATLOAF MONDAY, GIRLS!

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>> LAST ONE HOME FILES MOM'S
BUNIONS.

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>> NO BUNIONS FOR ME.

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I'M ON A DIET.

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>> WEASEL BOY'S STILL INSIDE,
ED.

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AS SOON AS HE COMES OUT, LET HIM
HAVE IT, AND I'LL GRAB THE

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REPORT CARDS.

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[GULP]
>> ED BOY!

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ROLF ASKS A FAVOR OF YOU.

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HAVE MERCY, ED BOY, AND HOLD
ROLF'S RUCKSACK SO THAT ROLF CAN

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CARRY THIS CURSED THING HOME FOR
FURTHER TORMENT!

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[DOOR RATTLING]
>> ROLF?

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>> GOT HIM, EDDY!

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GOOD FOR ME!

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>> YOU IDIOT!

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DOES ROLF LOOK LIKE DOUBLE D?

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>> HMM.

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MAYBE WITH A HAT?

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>> HEY, ROLFIE.

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YOU SEEN DOUBLE D?

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>> DOUBLE D ED BOY?

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UM, I AM AN INNOCENT SON OF A
SHEPHERD.

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I KNOW NOTHING.

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GOOD-BYE.

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[GRUNT]
>> IT'S THE RAT!

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GET HIM, ED!

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>> RUN, ED BOY!

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RUN LIKE THE WIND!

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>> SWEET.

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CRUISE OR LOSE?

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>> HEY, CRUISE OR LOSE.

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THAT RHYMES.

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>> PLEASE FORGIVE ME, BUT THIS
IS AN EMERGENCY!

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>> HEY, GET BACK HERE WITH MY
BIKE!

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>> BEEP, BEEP!

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[PANTING]
>> THROW ME SOMETHING, MISTER.

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OK, HERE YOU GO, PARTY-GOERS.

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WELCOME TO JIMMY AND SARAH'S
AFTER-SCHOOL CARNIVAL!

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TEA AND CAKE FOR EVERYBODY!

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>> PARDON ME, EXCUSE ME!

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SLOW-MOVING VEHICLES TO THE
RIGHT, PLEASE.

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>> RABBLE-ROUSER, SARAH!

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>> WHAT?!

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>> GIVE US THOSE REPORT CARDS!

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THAT-A-WAY, ED!

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>> WHICH WAY, EDDY?

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>> SARAH, ED!

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>> GRRR!

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>> SARAH NO GOOD FOR ED, EDDY!

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>> GO, LUMPY, GO!

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>> ANY LAST WORDS BEFORE I POUND
YOU?

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>> BEEP, BEEP!

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>> END OF THE ROAD,
MR. DO-GOODER.

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HAND OVER THOSE REPORT CARDS.

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[GRUNTING]
HOW'D HE DO THAT?

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>> HE'S TOO SMART FOR US, EDDY!

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WE WILL NEVER CATCH HIM!

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>> DON'T COUNT YOUR BISCUITS
BEFORE THEY HATCH, LUMPY.

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SOCKHEAD MAY BE SMART, BUT HE'S
WEAK, AND HE'LL NEVER DELIVER

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THOSE REPORT CARDS ALIVE!

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HA HA HA!

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>> I'M ALIVE, EDDY!

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I'M ALIVE!

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[PANTING]
>> DUDLEY DO-THE-RIGHT-THING

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DOESN'T HAVE A CHANCE, ED.

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IT'S BRAWN OVER BRAINS, I TELL
YA.

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AHA!

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YOU'RE TRAPPED!

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THERE'S NO ESCAPING NOW, SMART
GUY.

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HAND OVER THOSE REPORT CARDS.

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HE'S GETTING AWAY.

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>> DIG A HOLE, DIG A HOLE, DIG A
HOLE, DIG A HOLE, DIG A HOLE,

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DIG A--
>> YOU SHOULD HAVE DUG DEEPER!

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[PANTING]
>> OUCH.

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>> JUST LIKE OUR REPORT CARDS,
YOU FAILED.

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>> HA HA HA!

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>> OH, DEAR, I HOPE YOU'RE
DECENT.

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PARDON ME, EXCUSE ME.

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>> GET BACK HERE, YOU WIRY
LITTLE--

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HEY, WHAT'S WITH YOU?

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>> LOOKS LIKE DESSERT SHOWED UP
JUST IN TIME, GIRLS.

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>> SHORTCAKE?

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MY FAVE!

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>> AND A TALL MILK SHAKE!

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>> GET IT OFF!

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GET IT OFF!

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>> TIRED, SO TIRED.

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I CAN'T GO ON.

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OH, SO CLOSE.

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I MUST, I WILL, I SHALL.

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I COMMEND YOUR EFFORTS,
GENTLEMEN, BUT AS ALWAYS, THE

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SANCTUM OF EDUCATION CHAMPIONS
THE DAY!

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>> WHO'S THE SMART GUY NOW, HUH?

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WHAT THE--
WHERE'D THE REPORT CARDS GO?

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[TRUMPET PLAYING]
>> CONGRATULATIONS, RANGER ROLF,

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ON YOUR TASK WELL COMPLETED.

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IT IS AN HONOR I PRESENT TO YOU
THE REPORT CARD DELIVERY BADGE!

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>> THANK YOU, YES.

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VERY GOOD, THANK YOU, THANK YOU.

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ROLF IS PLEASED!

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>> OUR REPORT CARDS?

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>> HONESTLY, I JUST FEEL SICK
ABOUT ALL THIS, BUT WHEN THE

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PRINCIPAL ASKED ME TO TAKE ON
THIS RESPONSIBILITY, I HAD NO

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OTHER RECOURSE THAN TO ACCEPT
AND RISK YOUR BEING UPSET FOR

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YOUR OWN GOOD.

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>> DAD?

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WAIT, UM, THE GRADES ARE IN
GREEK THIS YEAR.

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I DID GOOD.

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I SWEAR!

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>> UH-OH.

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NO AUNTIE FOR ED!

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MOMMY!

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NO AUNTIE FOR ED!

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>> OH, DEAR, OH, DEAR, OH, DEAR.

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I SUPPOSE SOME LESSONS JUST HAVE
TO BE LEARNED THE HARD WAY.

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>> AIN'T THAT THE TRUTH?

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HA HA HA!

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>> ZAPPITY ZAP ZAP.

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>> THAT'S STATIC ELECTRICITY,
ED.

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DID YOU KNOW THAT THIS TREASURE
TROVE OF ACCESSIBLE ENERGY LIES

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RIGHT BENEATH OUR FEET?

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>> NO.

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LIKE BETWEEN MY TOES, DOUBLE D?

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>> NOT QUITE, ED.

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HERE, YOU TRY.

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>> HMM.

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>> YOU SEE, BY SHUFFLING ALONG
THE CARPET, YOU ABSORB EAGER

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ELECTRONS RAPIDLY LOOKING FOR A
DIRECT ESCAPE.

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>> HA HA HA!

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>> NOW, ED, THERE'S NO NEED TO
OVERDO IT.

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>> HA HA HA!

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HA HA HA!

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>> ED, THAT'S QUITE ENOUGH.

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ED, PLEASE STOP!

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>> LIKE THIS, DOUBLE D?

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HA HA HA!

244
00:12:52,167 --> 00:13:01,537
ZAPPITY ZAP ZAP.

245
00:13:01,625 --> 00:13:04,035
TAG--YOU'RE IT.

246
00:13:04,125 --> 00:13:05,665
>> CHECK IT OUT, BOYS.

247
00:13:05,750 --> 00:13:06,630
TA-DA!

248
00:13:06,708 --> 00:13:07,418
>> OH, OH!

249
00:13:07,500 --> 00:13:08,960
IT'S A...A...

250
00:13:09,042 --> 00:13:10,422
>> JAWBREAKER?!

251
00:13:10,500 --> 00:13:15,170
WHERE ON EARTH DID YOU GET THAT
FROM?

252
00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:16,330
>> I SCAMMED IT OFF JONNY.

253
00:13:16,417 --> 00:13:17,537
WHAT A PIGEON!

254
00:13:17,625 --> 00:13:21,205
>> YUM.

255
00:13:21,292 --> 00:13:23,292
SPICY.

256
00:13:23,375 --> 00:13:24,375
PTOO!

257
00:13:24,458 --> 00:13:25,498
DO TELL, EDDY.

258
00:13:25,583 --> 00:13:27,083
HOW DID YOU DO IT?

259
00:13:27,167 --> 00:13:28,577
>> EASY.

260
00:13:28,667 --> 00:13:31,167
I WAS WALKING HOME FROM SCHOOL
AFTER MY DETENTION, OF COURSE,

261
00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:36,040
WHEN I SPOTTED BALDY COMING OUT
OF THE CANDY STORE.

262
00:13:36,125 --> 00:13:36,915
TEACHERS.

263
00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:44,460
FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!

264
00:13:44,542 --> 00:13:50,002
[CHUCKLING]
>> HEY, EDDY.

265
00:13:50,083 --> 00:13:55,003
[YAWN]
>> WHAT?

266
00:13:55,083 --> 00:13:56,463
>> WHAT?

267
00:13:56,542 --> 00:13:57,292
>> WHATEVER.

268
00:13:57,375 --> 00:14:02,245
>> WHATEVER.

269
00:14:02,333 --> 00:14:04,713
DID YOU CATCH THAT GUY, BUDDY?

270
00:14:04,792 --> 00:14:07,422
EDDY TRIED TO BEAT IT WITH OUR
JAWBREAKER.

271
00:14:07,500 --> 00:14:09,330
WHAT A WEASEL FACE.

272
00:14:09,417 --> 00:14:11,577
>> YOU SAID IT, PAL.

273
00:14:11,667 --> 00:14:13,577
>> BETTER KEEP A SHARP EYE OUT.

274
00:14:13,667 --> 00:14:20,667
[HUMMING]
BOY, YOU SURE ARE ACTING WEIRD,

275
00:14:20,750 --> 00:14:22,290
PLANK.

276
00:14:22,375 --> 00:14:23,245
>> WHO, ME?

277
00:14:23,333 --> 00:14:24,383
NOPE.

278
00:14:24,458 --> 00:14:26,668
>> IT'S THAT CHIP AGAIN, ISN'T
IT?

279
00:14:26,750 --> 00:14:31,380
YOU JUST HAVEN'T BEEN THE SAME
SINCE ROLF'S PLACE, REMEMBER?

280
00:14:31,458 --> 00:14:33,998
YOU WERE LOOKING FOR KICKS, AND
YOU WANTED TO BE AN ENGINE

281
00:14:34,083 --> 00:14:36,003
PISTON.

282
00:14:36,083 --> 00:14:39,383
ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO DO
THIS, PLANK?

283
00:14:39,458 --> 00:14:41,628
WHAT'S THAT?

284
00:14:41,708 --> 00:14:48,748
OK!

285
00:14:48,833 --> 00:14:52,043
WHAT'S THAT?!

286
00:14:52,125 --> 00:14:53,205
HOLY COW!

287
00:14:53,042 --> 00:14:56,042
MORE GAS?!

288
00:14:56,125 --> 00:15:05,035
YOU SURE GOT GUTS, BUDDY!

289
00:15:05,125 --> 00:15:08,665
>> BEHOLD THE TOIL OF 40 DAYS
AND 40 NIGHTS.

290
00:15:08,750 --> 00:15:12,080
ROLF CAN SENSE YOUR JEALOUSY OF
ROLF'S GIANT SQUASH.

291
00:15:12,167 --> 00:15:15,707
CRY, CRY IF YOU MUST, FOR ROLF
WOULD CRY, TOO, WITH THE SIGHT

292
00:15:15,792 --> 00:15:22,252
OF THIS VENUS OF THE GOURD
FAMILY.

293
00:15:22,333 --> 00:15:25,833
>> HANG ON, BUDDY!

294
00:15:25,917 --> 00:15:28,287
>> YOU MAY KISS IT IF YOU LIKE.

295
00:15:28,375 --> 00:15:33,785
>> I'LL SAVE YOU!

296
00:15:33,875 --> 00:15:34,955
>> JONNY THE WOOD BOY!

297
00:15:35,042 --> 00:15:45,042
UNHAND ROLF'S TRACTOR!

298
00:15:45,125 --> 00:15:56,705
UNHAND ROLF'S TRACTOR!

299
00:15:56,792 --> 00:15:59,132
>> BUDDY!

300
00:15:59,208 --> 00:16:06,078
GIVE HIM BACK, YOU BULLY!

301
00:16:06,167 --> 00:16:13,457
>> HA HA HA!

302
00:16:13,542 --> 00:16:15,332
>> LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO PLANK!

303
00:16:15,417 --> 00:16:17,537
HE'S GOT BRAIN DAMAGE!

304
00:16:17,625 --> 00:16:19,375
>> THE WOOD HAS A BRAIN?

305
00:16:19,458 --> 00:16:23,578
>> BOY, ROLF, YOU REMIND ME OF
ME WHEN I WAS CHUBBY.

306
00:16:23,667 --> 00:16:24,877
>> SAY WHAT?

307
00:16:24,958 --> 00:16:27,788
WHEN WERE YOU--OH, YEAH.

308
00:16:27,875 --> 00:16:31,035
I REMEMBER.

309
00:16:31,125 --> 00:16:33,075
THIS ONE'S CALLED THE GUITAR
SOLO!

310
00:16:33,167 --> 00:16:34,037
DING-A-DING-DANG!

311
00:16:34,125 --> 00:16:35,825
DING-A-LONG-DING-DONG!

312
00:16:35,917 --> 00:16:37,037
>> COOL!

313
00:16:37,125 --> 00:16:41,165
>> MY HAIR!

314
00:16:41,250 --> 00:16:42,710
>> SCHYEAH!

315
00:16:42,792 --> 00:16:44,462
>> MY TURN!

316
00:16:44,542 --> 00:16:46,132
>> YOU GO, GIRL.

317
00:16:46,208 --> 00:16:52,998
>> WHOO-HOO!

318
00:16:53,083 --> 00:16:59,333
>> THIS ONE'S CALLED COOKIE
DOUGH CHIMICHANGA DIP!

319
00:16:59,417 --> 00:17:07,417
[SCREAMING]
DUDE, LIKE, THAT WAS SO MUCH

320
00:17:07,500 --> 00:17:08,500
FUN!

321
00:17:08,583 --> 00:17:10,083
>> RIGHTEOUS.

322
00:17:10,167 --> 00:17:13,497
[LAUGHING]
>> LOOK AT THIS PAPER NAPKIN,

323
00:17:13,583 --> 00:17:15,083
JIMMY.

324
00:17:15,167 --> 00:17:17,827
SUCH TOMFOOLERY BRINGS ROLF BACK
TO ROLF'S LAZY GOOD-FOR-NOTHING

325
00:17:17,917 --> 00:17:18,667
YOUTH.

326
00:17:18,750 --> 00:17:21,830
ROLF REMEMBERS, YES?

327
00:17:21,917 --> 00:17:27,327
[HUMMING]
>> WOOLY BULLY.

328
00:17:27,417 --> 00:17:29,667
>> HOW'D THE HECK WE GET HERE?

329
00:17:29,750 --> 00:17:32,000
THIS ISN'T WHAT I WAS
REMEMBERING.

330
00:17:32,083 --> 00:17:39,333
[ROLF HUMMING]
>> I'M CONFUSED, EDDY.

331
00:17:39,417 --> 00:17:41,577
YOU ORIGINALLY WERE FLASHING
BACK TO SOMETHING YOU

332
00:17:41,667 --> 00:17:42,877
REMEMBERED.

333
00:17:42,958 --> 00:17:44,128
WHAT WAS IT?

334
00:17:44,208 --> 00:17:46,078
>> I CAN'T REMEMBER NOW.

335
00:17:46,167 --> 00:17:50,497
FIRST, JONNY STOLE MY FLASHBACK,
THEN NAZZ, AND NOW ROLF.

336
00:17:50,583 --> 00:17:52,003
>> OH, OH!

337
00:17:52,083 --> 00:17:53,043
I KNOW.

338
00:17:53,125 --> 00:17:55,825
WE WERE STANDING NEXT TO A...

339
00:17:55,917 --> 00:18:00,037
HOLE IN THE WALL RIGHT AFTER A
BIG BOOM.

340
00:18:00,125 --> 00:18:05,575
REMEMBER?

341
00:18:05,667 --> 00:18:06,627
>> HUH?

342
00:18:06,708 --> 00:18:08,078
>> THIS AIN'T THE HOLE.

343
00:18:08,167 --> 00:18:09,417
>> YEP.

344
00:18:09,500 --> 00:18:13,290
YOU WERE STANDING HERE, AND ME
AND DOUBLE D WAS HERE.

345
00:18:13,375 --> 00:18:14,035
SEE?

346
00:18:14,125 --> 00:18:17,165
ZAPPITY ZAP ZAP, DOUBLE D.

347
00:18:17,250 --> 00:18:20,960
>> UNFORTUNATELY, I DON'T THINK
THIS IS WHAT EDDY HAD IN MIND.

348
00:18:21,042 --> 00:18:22,082
>> THAT'S IT!

349
00:18:22,167 --> 00:18:28,787
FROM NOW ON, NOBODY'S DOING ANY
REMEMBERING BUT ME!

350
00:18:28,875 --> 00:18:32,245
>> THOSE IDIOTS KNOW NOTHING
ABOUT CREAM ORANGE, JIMMY.

351
00:18:32,333 --> 00:18:37,423
>> CREAM ORANGE IS SCRUMPTIOUS,
SARAH.

352
00:18:37,500 --> 00:18:39,000
>> EDDY!

353
00:18:39,083 --> 00:18:43,673
ED'S FLASHED US BACK TO THE DAY
YOUR SCAM RUINED JIMMY'S TEETH!

354
00:18:43,750 --> 00:18:45,170
>> IT'S A BOWLING PIN, SARAH!

355
00:18:45,250 --> 00:18:46,880
THEY TRICKED ME!

356
00:18:46,958 --> 00:18:48,038
>> OH, YEAH!

357
00:18:48,125 --> 00:18:49,665
OH, NO.

358
00:18:49,750 --> 00:18:54,210
I JUST REMEMBERED THE PAIN SARAH
WILL NOW INFLICT ON US.

359
00:18:54,292 --> 00:18:56,582
>> ED!

360
00:18:56,667 --> 00:18:57,957
GRRR!

361
00:18:58,042 --> 00:18:58,792
>> EDDY, QUICK!

362
00:18:58,875 --> 00:18:59,575
REMEMBER SOMETHING.

363
00:18:59,667 --> 00:19:00,667
ANYTHING!

364
00:19:00,750 --> 00:19:01,540
>> I CAN'T!

365
00:19:01,625 --> 00:19:02,785
I'M TOO SCARED!

366
00:19:02,875 --> 00:19:03,995
>> UM, YES.

367
00:19:04,083 --> 00:19:06,043
REMEMBER THAT TIME SARAH
FOLLOWED US TO SCHOOL?

368
00:19:06,125 --> 00:19:06,915
>> GRRR!

369
00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:07,830
>> OH, YEAH!

370
00:19:07,917 --> 00:19:08,707
I REMEMBER.

371
00:19:08,792 --> 00:19:11,502
>> YEAH, YOU LUNKHEAD!

372
00:19:11,583 --> 00:19:14,003
>> WHEN WE LOCKED HER IN A
LOCKER?

373
00:19:14,083 --> 00:19:15,673
>> SHOWED HER.

374
00:19:15,750 --> 00:19:17,500
>> BUT, EDDY...

375
00:19:18,917 --> 00:19:21,707
SHE HAD BOXING CLASS THAT DAY!

376
00:19:21,792 --> 00:19:24,382
>> AND SHE INFLICTED MORE PAIN
ON US!

377
00:19:24,458 --> 00:19:27,828
RUN AWAY!

378
00:19:27,917 --> 00:19:30,037
>> WEREN'T WE JUST HERE?

379
00:19:30,125 --> 00:19:33,575
>> I THINK ED JUST FLASHED US
BACKWARDS OR SOMETHING.

380
00:19:33,667 --> 00:19:36,127
>> YOU BET YOUR SWEET BIPPY I
DID.

381
00:19:36,208 --> 00:19:37,498
>> HEY, WHAT'D I TELL YOU?

382
00:19:37,583 --> 00:19:40,043
ONLY I'M SUPPOSED TO REMEMBER
STUFF.

383
00:19:40,125 --> 00:19:40,915
>> RUN AWAY!

384
00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:43,000
THE SUCKING BOWLING BALL!

385
00:19:43,083 --> 00:19:45,043
>> HEY, LUMPY'S GOT IT RIGHT.

386
00:19:45,125 --> 00:19:47,205
HE'S REWINDING US BACK TO THE
START!

387
00:19:47,292 --> 00:19:50,002
>> YES, WELL, JUST MIND YOUR
SPEED, ED.

388
00:19:50,083 --> 00:19:51,133
>> SPEED, ED?

389
00:19:51,208 --> 00:19:52,078
THAT'S ME!

390
00:19:52,167 --> 00:19:59,167
>> ED!

391
00:19:59,250 --> 00:20:00,920
>> WHERE'D WE GO, EDDY?

392
00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:02,080
>> HOW SHOULD I KNOW?

393
00:20:02,167 --> 00:20:04,877
YOU'RE THE IDIOT THAT...

394
00:20:04,958 --> 00:20:07,998
HEY, WHAT HAPPENED TO ME?

395
00:20:08,083 --> 00:20:10,923
>> THIS HAS DEFINITELY GONE IN
THE WRONG DIRECTION, EDDY.

396
00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:15,210
ED'S FLASHED US BACK TO THE DAY
I FIRST MET YOU TWO.

397
00:20:15,042 --> 00:20:16,002
>> CHECK IT OUT!

398
00:20:16,083 --> 00:20:18,003
IT'S MY BOTTOMLESS ED SCAM.

399
00:20:18,083 --> 00:20:19,713
HOW'D IT GO AGAIN?

400
00:20:19,792 --> 00:20:21,082
BE AMAZED, KID.

401
00:20:21,167 --> 00:20:25,127
WATCH BOTTOMLESS ED EAT THIS
HUMONGOUS TV SET.

402
00:20:25,208 --> 00:20:27,248
FOR YOU, ONLY A QUARTER.

403
00:20:27,333 --> 00:20:28,383
>> HA HA HA.

404
00:20:28,458 --> 00:20:30,038
VERY FUNNY, EDDY.

405
00:20:30,125 --> 00:20:32,075
>> COME ON, COUGH UP!

406
00:20:32,167 --> 00:20:33,037
YOU GOTTA!

407
00:20:33,125 --> 00:20:35,165
IT'S PART OF THE FLASHBACK.

408
00:20:35,250 --> 00:20:40,080
>> I'VE ALREADY FALLEN FOR THIS
ONCE, THANK YOU.

409
00:20:40,167 --> 00:20:43,037
NOW, LET'S GET TO THE TASK AT
HAND AND REMEMBER WHERE THIS

410
00:20:43,125 --> 00:20:46,285
RIDICULOUS JOURNEY BEGAN.

411
00:20:46,375 --> 00:20:49,745
ED AND I WERE AT MY HOUSE, AND I
WAS DEMONSTRATING THE MARVELS OF

412
00:20:49,833 --> 00:20:54,963
STATIC ELECTRICITY.

413
00:20:55,042 --> 00:20:58,132
[DING DONG]
>> WHEN SOCKHEAD COMES TO, HE

414
00:20:58,208 --> 00:21:01,128
WON'T REMEMBER A THING, AND
HE'LL PAY UP JUST LIKE THE DAY

415
00:21:01,208 --> 00:21:02,288
WE MET.

416
00:21:02,375 --> 00:21:04,375
>> HA HA HA!

417
00:21:04,458 --> 00:21:08,748
BUT, EDDY, HOW WILL WE GET BACK
TO WHERE ONCE FROM WE WERE?

418
00:21:08,833 --> 00:21:09,833
>> WHO CARES?

419
00:21:09,917 --> 00:21:11,827
WE'RE GETTING CASH, BUDDY BOY!

420
00:21:11,917 --> 00:21:13,747
LOOK SHARP!

421
00:21:13,833 --> 00:21:15,503
>> SALUTATIONS, GENTLEMEN.

422
00:21:15,583 --> 00:21:18,793
MY FAMILY AND I HAVE JUST MOVED
IN, THANK YOU.

423
00:21:18,875 --> 00:21:21,575
>> HEY, ED, GET A LOAD OF THE
NEW KID ON THE BLOCK.

424
00:21:21,667 --> 00:21:23,247
>> WHERE?

425
00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:27,080
OH.

426
00:21:27,167 --> 00:21:28,627
WELCOME, FRIEND.

427
00:21:28,708 --> 00:21:30,208
MY NAME'S ED.

428
00:21:30,292 --> 00:21:32,462
>> AND I'M EDDY.

429
00:21:32,542 --> 00:21:34,752
>> PLEASED TO MEET YOU.

430
00:21:34,833 --> 00:21:38,083
MY NAME IS EDD, ALSO, BUT WITH
TWO "D's."

431
00:21:38,167 --> 00:21:40,577
>> GEE, AIN'T THAT A
COINKY-DINK?

432
00:21:40,667 --> 00:21:43,127
WE ALL HAVE THE SAME NAME.

433
00:21:43,208 --> 00:21:51,998
[LAUGHING]
>> HUMOROUS, INDEED.

434
00:21:52,083 --> 00:21:53,383
>> YEAH, YEAH, WHATEVER.

435
00:21:53,458 --> 00:21:55,458
BE AMAZED, KID.

436
00:21:55,542 --> 00:22:00,332
WATCH BOTTOMLESS ED EAT THIS
HUMONGOUS TV SET.

437
00:22:00,417 --> 00:22:02,667
FOR YOU, ONLY A QUARTER.

438
00:22:02,750 --> 00:22:05,170
>> I'LL GIVE YOU TWO, FOR IT
WOULD BE IMPOSSIBLE FOR THE

439
00:22:05,250 --> 00:22:09,630
HUMAN ESOPHAGUS TO MANAGE SUCH A
FEAT.

440
00:22:09,708 --> 00:22:14,878
>> IN YOUR HAT, BUCKO.

441
00:22:14,958 --> 00:22:15,918
YUM!

442
00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:18,420
>> WHAT THE--
ED!

443
00:22:18,500 --> 00:22:19,460
>> GOOD LORD!

444
00:22:19,542 --> 00:22:21,082
I'M GOING TO BE ILL!

445
00:22:21,167 --> 00:22:22,787
>> REMEMBER SOMETHING, STUPID!

446
00:22:22,875 --> 00:22:24,625
REMEMBER!

447
00:22:42,542 --> 00:22:43,922
>> ED, EDD, N' EDDY!

448
00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:45,500
>> BL-BL-BL-BL YEAH!

449
00:22:45,583 --> 00:22:46,963
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