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>> HURRY, KEVIN!

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COME QUICK!

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IT'S BEGINNING!

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>> SO, ROLF, THIS BEAUTY PAGEANT
THING--HOT BABES, RIGHT?

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>> NO BABIES, KEVIN.

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THIS IS A BIG TO-DO IN ROLF'S
HOMELAND.

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THE MISS ARDUOUS FIELD-WORKER
PAGEANT!

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>> FIELD WORKER?

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>> ONLY ROLF MAY WEAR THE FIST
OF PAGEANTRY.

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LOOK, KEVIN.

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HAVE YOU SEEN GRETCHEN?

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SHE'S MUCH FAVORED IN THE CALLUS
TOSS.

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>> CALLUS TOSS?

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>> AGAIN?!

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WHY DO YOU ANSWER ROLF WITH
QUESTIONS?

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DO YOU HAVE POTATOES IN YOUR
EARS?

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>> SEEN IT.

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SEEN IT.

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SEEN IT.

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SEEN IT.

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SEEN IT.

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>> JEEZ, EDD.

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YOU GOT ANY REAL MAGAZINES WITH
SOME REAL PICTURES?

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>> SEEN IT!

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>> YOU KNOW, EDDY, WHEN I AGREED
TO THIS HOME-STUDY GROUP, IT

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WAS WITH THE UNDERSTANDING THAT
EVERYONE WOULD DO THEIR FAIR

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SHARE.

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>> IF ME AND ED DID ANY WORK,
YOU'D BE KISSING THAT GRADE

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AVERAGE GOOD-BYE.

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>> SEEN IT!

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>> WHY ME?

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>> HEY!

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WHO TURNED OUT THE LIGHT?

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>> SEEN IT.

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>> IT SEEMS THE ENTIRE
CUL-DE-SAC IS WITHOUT LIGHT.

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IT'S A POWER OUTAGE, EDDY.

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>> WHAT'S THAT?

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[CAT SCREECHES]
>> SOMEONE TAKING A PROACTIVE

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APPROACH, I ASSUME.

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>> WHERE YOU GOING?

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DON'T LEAVE ME ALONE!

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>> SEEN IT!

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SEEN IT.

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DIDN'T SEE THAT.

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>> GOOD EVENING, NAZZ.

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>> LIKE, WHAT'S SO GOOD ABOUT
IT?

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THERE'S NO ELECTRICITY, DOUBLE
D.

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[MUMBLING]
>> NOTHING TO FEAR.

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JUST THE RESULT OF A SUDDEN
POWER SURGE, I SUSPECT.

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>> ED, YOU IDIOT!

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>> WORKING ON IT, EDDY!

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OH, BRAIN FOOD.

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>> IS THIS A JOKE?

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>> YEAH, 'CAUSE I AIN'T
LAUGHING.

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>> THE CALM OF DARKNESS SCARES
ME, SARAH.

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>> I'M SCARED, TOO, JIMMY.

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>> UH, SO WHOSE HOUSE ARE WE ALL
SLEEPING AT?

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>> PEOPLE, PLEASE.

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STAY CALM.

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THERE'S NOTHING TO FEAR.

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ELECTRICAL GRID FAILURE...

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FAILURES, OR BLACKOUTS, AS...

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AS THEY'RE MORE COMMONLY KNOWN,
ARE MORE OFTEN THAN NOT

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TEMPORARY.

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>> BLACKOUT?

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>> OK.

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SO, HOW ABOUT WE HOLD HANDS
AND WHISTLE A SONG?

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>> GANG-HO!

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THIS IS THE WORK OF THE CANNIBAL
UNDERGROUND MOLE MUTANTS!

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THEY HAVE SUCKED THE SURFACE
WORLD OF ITS POWER...

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AND NOW WILL HUNT US DOWN FOR
SUNDAY SUPPER.

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>> ENCHANTING, ED, BUT DO YOU
REALLY BELIEVE UNDERGROUND MOLE

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MUTANTS ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR
THIS?

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>> WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!

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[SCREAMING]
>> WE MUST USE THE DOOHICKEY OF

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THE WHATCHAMACALLIT THAT CREATES
LIGHT AND ENTERTAINMENT.

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>> YOU MEAN, LIKE, A GENERATOR?

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>> IS THIS A TEST?

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[SCREAMING]
>> HEY, WHERE'D KEV AND ROLF GO?

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>> THEY WERE HERE A SECOND AGO.

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>> FREEZE-DRIED AND MECHANICALLY
DEBONED.

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THEY ALWAYS CAPTURE THE
STRONGEST FIRST.

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>> I'M SCARED.

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>> ROLF AND KEVIN WERE MERE
APPETIZERS.

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>> BUT I'M SO PETITE!

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THEY'LL EAT ME LAST!

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I'D BE THE RASPBERRY SWIRL
PARFAIT!

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[SOBBING]
>> IT SAYS OVERRIPE BANANAS AND

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DAY-OLD HOT-DOG BUNS WILL MAKE
THEM GO BACK FROM WHENCE THEY

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CAME.

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>> OH, THIS LOOKS GOLD, DOUBLE
D.

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>> GOLD?

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DON'T TELL ME YOU WOULD THINK OF
FANNING THESE FLAMES OF PARANOID

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FEAR, EDDY.

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>> OK. I WON'T.

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HA HA HA!

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>> COME, KEVIN.

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WE MUST POWER THE DOOJIGGER OF
ENERGY IN THE WELL.

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[GRUNTING]
SO AS NOT TO DISTURB NANA.

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>> RIGHT.

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[OWL HOOTING]
WHAT?

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>> THAT LID.

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PRY OPEN THE LID!

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MUST I DO EVERYTHING?

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>> OH, MAN!

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>> GET A STICK, NINCOMPOOP.

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>> THIS FIELD-WORKER THING'S GOT
YOU TIED IN A KNOT.

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>> STEP RIGHT UP AND GET YOUR
MOLE MUTANT REPELLENT.

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>> EDDY, PLEASE!

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REFRAIN.

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DESIST.

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>> ONE-STOP SHOPPING FOR ALL
YOUR CANNIBALISTIC MOLE MUTANT

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NEEDS.

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>> I'LL TAKE SOME BANANAS!

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>> DAY-OLD HOT DOGS FOR ME!

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>> OVER HERE, EDDY!

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[YELLING]
>> FOUND ONE.

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[GRUNTING]
>> MAKE HASTE, KEVIN...

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AS ROLF DOES NOT WISH TO MISS
THE TULIP COMPETITION OF THE

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PAGEANT.

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>> YOU'RE KIDDING, RIGHT?

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>> PUT THIS IN.

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WATCH YOUR BACK.

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DON'T DROP IT!

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>> WHOA!

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>> HOLY TOLEDO!

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PLANK'S GONE!

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>> THEY HAVE TAKEN PLANK FOR
FIBER TO HELP WITH THEIR

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IRREGULARITY!

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A PORTAL.

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THEY HAVE DRAGGED OUR COMRADES
TO THEIR LAIR TO EAT!

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BE SCARED.

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[SCREAMING]
>> ALL RIGHT.

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I'VE HAD QUITE ENOUGH OF THIS
NONSENSE.

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MOLE MUTANTS, INDEED.

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I SEE IT'S UP TO ME TO PROVE
ONCE AND FOR ALL...

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UM, EDDY?

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>> DON'T BUG ME.

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>> THAT THERE ARE NO MOLE
MUTANTS, CANNIBALISTIC OR

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OTHERWISE.

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>> AAH!

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>> PLANK?!

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>> I BELIEVE THIS BELONGS TO
YOU.

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>> AND TO THINK YOU ALMOST
BECAME MOLE LAXATIVE.

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>> STOP, DOUBLE D!

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THEY WILL DINE ON YOU WITH
FAST-FOOD UTENSILS.

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>> ED, HUSH.

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>> DOUBLE D IS MAD.

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[FAR-OFF VOICES]
>> OH, I'M COVERED IN FILTH!

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[FAR-OFF VOICES]
>> OH, I'M COVERED IN FILTH!

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I'M SOAKED!

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HELP!

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>> THEY GOT DOUBLE D!

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[YELLING]
>> WHAT'S THAT, BUDDY?

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WHAT PLAN?

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I'LL TELL 'EM, BUDDY.

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HEY, EVERYBODY!

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PLANK'S GOT A BRAINSTORM.

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GIVE IT TO 'EM STRAIGHT, BUDDY.

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>> HELP!

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>> YO, WHAT WAS THAT?

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>> ONLY ROLF LISTENS, YES?

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HELLO?

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COME AGAIN?

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>> HURRY, PLEASE!

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ASSISTANCE!

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>> TURN AROUND, KEVIN!

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MAKE LIKE THE WIND!

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A DAMSEL IN NEED REQUESTS ROOM
SERVICE!

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>> IT'S SEEPING INTO MY SHOES!

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>> EVERYBODY IN POSITION?

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>> I GUESS SO.

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>> READY!

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>> DEATH TO THE MOLE MUTANTS!

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>> I HOPE THAT HUNK OF WOOD
KNOWS WHAT IT'S DOING.

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>> PLANK SAYS ON THE COUNT OF 3
WE ALL FLUSH.

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FLUSH LIKE YOU'VE NEVER FLUSHED
BEFORE!

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1...

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2...

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3!

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FLUSH!

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>> BLESS YOU, BLESS YOU, ROLF.

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CURSE ED'S OVERACTIVE
IMAGINATION.

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HONESTLY, HE HAD EVERYONE
CONVINCED THAT MOLE MUTANTS

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SWARM--
>> KEV BOY! NO!

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AY YI YI!

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[KEVIN PANTING]
LOOK WHAT YOU'RE DOING!

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WE CAN LET POWER RISE ABOVE
SAID BABY.

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WE MUST HAVE GOOD ENOUGH!

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>> GOT YOU.

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DUDE.

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>> DUCK.

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>> YOU MEAN DUDE, MAN.

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>> NO! ROLF MEANS--
>> IT'S WORKING, PLANK!

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WHOO-HOO!

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>> YEAH!

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I GOT YOU, EDDY!

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I GOT YOU!

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>> WAIT.

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ROLF FALLS FIRST.

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>> ALL RIGHT.

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WHO'S THE WISE GUY?

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>> IT WAS PLANK'S IDEA!

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♪ HE SAVED THE CUL-DE-SAC
FROM THE MOLE MUTANTS ♪

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HA! HE'S A HERO!

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[CHEERING]
>> BRAVO!

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[CHEERING]
LOOK AT ME! YAY!

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>> CURLING TONGS, HERE I COME!

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>> HERO, HERO...

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>> NOW I CAN FINISH MY
POTPOURRI, SARAH.

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>> WHAT DO YOU SAY WE CHILL OVER
THAT FIELD-WORKER PAGEANT THING,

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ROLF?

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>> ROLF PUSHES.

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>> EDDY, LOOK.

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DOUBLE D IS DOUBLE DONE FOR.

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>> BUT IT'S THE END OF THE SHOW,
ED.

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>> I KNOW, EDDY.

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>> I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE IT.

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I STILL GOT CASH, BUDDY BOY!

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FOR ONCE IN MY STINKING LIFE,
I'M IN THE BLACK!

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CHA-CHING!

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HA HA HA!

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[ROAR]
>> MOLE MUTANT!

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>> MY MONEY.

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>> ED...

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>> RUN AWAY!

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IT WILL EAT US!

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>> LET ME OUT OF HERE!

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I GOTTA GET MY MONEY!

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>> LET'S FIGHT THIS ONE, EDDY!

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>> LET ME OUT, OR I'LL--
>> CAN'T DO THAT, EDDY.

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NOT WHILE ONE MOLE MUTANT WALKS
THIS EARTH DROOLING FOR ITS NEXT

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VICTIM.

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[ROARING]
IT HAS FOUND US, EDDY!

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[GARGLING]
>> MOLE MUTANT!

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>> AH...AH...

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CHOO!

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BLESS ME.

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>> IT'S JUST SOCKHEAD, STUPID.

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>> DOUBLE D!

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UNCHUCKED AND UNDIGESTED!

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WE ARE AS ONCE TWICE AGAIN.

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>> MY HAT, THANK YOU.

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I'M GOING HOME NOW.

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I HAVE A STRICT DECONTAMINATION
REGIMEN TO IMPLEMENT.

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>> OH, NO, YOU'RE NOT!

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WE'RE GOING BACK INTO THAT SEWER
TO GET MY CASH.

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GOT IT?

249
00:11:04,250 --> 00:11:05,880
>> NOT SO FAST, BUCKOS!

250
00:11:05,958 --> 00:11:09,878
IT MAY BE DAYS BEFORE IT IS SAFE
TO GO, UM...

251
00:11:09,958 --> 00:11:11,208
OUTSIDE.

252
00:11:11,292 --> 00:11:15,752
AS WE WILL BE THE LAST HUMANS ON
EARTH LIVING ON GRUBS AND STALE

253
00:11:15,833 --> 00:11:16,673
MARSHMALLOWS.

254
00:11:16,750 --> 00:11:18,080
>> GIVE ME THAT STUPID THING!

255
00:11:18,167 --> 00:11:19,167
>> RUN AWAY!

256
00:11:19,250 --> 00:11:20,420
>> YOU BETTER RUN.

257
00:11:20,500 --> 00:11:22,460
>> OH, FOR PETE'S SAKE.

258
00:11:22,542 --> 00:11:25,172
>> BUT, EDDY, IT'S A COLLECTOR'S
ISSUE!

259
00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:25,880
>> YEAH?

260
00:11:25,958 --> 00:11:27,168
WELL, COLLECT THIS!

261
00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:28,750
HEY, WHO TURNED OUT THE LIGHT?

262
00:11:39,667 --> 00:11:42,537
[SNORING]

263
00:11:53,208 --> 00:11:55,498
>> HEY, RIP VAN WINKLE!

264
00:11:55,583 --> 00:11:56,213
GET CRACKING, BOY-O.

265
00:11:56,292 --> 00:11:57,422
WE'RE LATE FOR SCHOOL.

266
00:11:57,500 --> 00:12:01,040
>> AN EARLY BIRD CATCHES THE
PEANUT, DOUBLE D.

267
00:12:01,125 --> 00:12:02,245
>> SCHOOL?

268
00:12:02,333 --> 00:12:06,213
I HATE TO BE THE BEARER OF BAD
NEWS, GENTLEMEN, BUT TODAY'S

269
00:12:06,292 --> 00:12:08,422
SATURDAY.

270
00:12:08,500 --> 00:12:09,580
>> SATURDAY?!

271
00:12:09,667 --> 00:12:10,957
ED, YOU DOLT!

272
00:12:11,042 --> 00:12:13,962
YOU WOKE ME UP FOR SCHOOL ON A
SATURDAY?

273
00:12:14,042 --> 00:12:16,172
>> IT WASN'T MY FAULT, EDDY.

274
00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:19,130
MY BELLY TOLD ME IT WAS
BOTTOMLESS GRAVY DAY IN THE

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CAFETERIA.

276
00:12:22,208 --> 00:12:24,828
BAD BELLY.

277
00:12:24,917 --> 00:12:25,747
BAD!

278
00:12:25,833 --> 00:12:28,713
>> GRR!

279
00:12:28,792 --> 00:12:30,502
YOUR HEAD'S BOTTOMLESS!

280
00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:31,753
>> BELLY BAD, EDDY!

281
00:12:31,833 --> 00:12:33,753
>> COME HERE, YOU LITTLE--
>> BELLY!

282
00:12:33,833 --> 00:12:35,173
>> LOVABLE OAF.

283
00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:35,960
OH, WELL.

284
00:12:36,042 --> 00:12:40,132
BEST BEGIN MY DAY, I SUPPOSE.

285
00:12:43,042 --> 00:12:53,212
[BEEPING]
[HUMMING]

286
00:13:06,250 --> 00:13:08,290
AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST...

287
00:13:08,375 --> 00:13:11,705
THE SHOWER.

288
00:13:11,792 --> 00:13:16,922
OH, HOW I ADORE ITS SPRINKLING
SPLENDOR, ITS CASCADING

289
00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:19,380
CLEANSING, ITS STEAMY SERENADE.

290
00:13:19,458 --> 00:13:22,128
AN IMPERATIVE STEP TO EACH AND
EVERY DAY.

291
00:13:22,208 --> 00:13:26,208
AAH!

292
00:13:26,042 --> 00:13:28,672
MY BATHROOM!

293
00:13:28,750 --> 00:13:29,460
DEMOLISHED!

294
00:13:29,542 --> 00:13:30,332
DISMEMBERED!

295
00:13:30,417 --> 00:13:32,827
DISINTEGRATED!

296
00:13:32,917 --> 00:13:36,377
A STICKY NOTE.

297
00:13:36,458 --> 00:13:40,998
"DEAR EDWARD, THE SHOWER IS OUT
OF ORDER DUE TO RENOVATIONS.

298
00:13:41,083 --> 00:13:42,043
HAVE A NICE DAY.

299
00:13:42,125 --> 00:13:45,455
LOVE, MOTHER AND FATHER."

300
00:13:45,542 --> 00:13:51,172
OH, DEAR!

301
00:13:51,250 --> 00:13:58,290
>> SCRAM, ED!

302
00:13:58,375 --> 00:13:59,785
>> NO LIE, EDDY!

303
00:13:59,875 --> 00:14:02,165
IT WASN'T MY FAULT.

304
00:14:02,250 --> 00:14:04,040
>> BEAT IT!

305
00:14:04,125 --> 00:14:05,325
WEEKEND WRECKER.

306
00:14:05,417 --> 00:14:08,877
>> OF ALL THE INCONSIDERATE--
WITHOUT EVEN A WORD, MOTHER AND

307
00:14:08,958 --> 00:14:12,038
FATHER, IN ALL THEIR WISDOM,
FELT IT NECESSARY TO RENOVATE

308
00:14:12,125 --> 00:14:13,375
OUR BATHROOM.

309
00:14:13,458 --> 00:14:19,128
I ASK YOU, DO I EVEN EXIST?

310
00:14:19,208 --> 00:14:20,668
>> EDDY!

311
00:14:20,750 --> 00:14:22,250
THE BELLY IS EVIL!

312
00:14:22,333 --> 00:14:25,133
THE BELLY IS CRUEL!

313
00:14:25,208 --> 00:14:30,458
[RINGING]
>> EDDY, I KNOW THIS MAY BE

314
00:14:30,542 --> 00:14:33,332
DIFFICULT, AND NORMALLY I
WOULDN'T ASK THIS OF YOU, BUT

315
00:14:33,417 --> 00:14:34,917
MAY I USE YOUR SHOWER?

316
00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:36,580
I TOOK THE LIBERTY OF BRINGING
MY OWN TOILETRIES.

317
00:14:36,667 --> 00:14:39,537
MIND YOU, I WILL REQUIRE A CLEAN
TOWEL, PREFERABLY COTTON, AS

318
00:14:39,625 --> 00:14:42,415
POLYBLENDS IRRITATE MY SKIN.

319
00:14:42,500 --> 00:14:45,380
>> HIT THE ROAD!

320
00:14:45,458 --> 00:14:50,288
WINDBAG.

321
00:14:50,375 --> 00:14:55,575
>> DID YOUR BELLY LIE, TOO,
DOUBLE D?

322
00:14:55,667 --> 00:14:58,577
>> NOT TO BE RUDE, ED, BUT I
DESPERATELY NEED TO FIND A

323
00:14:58,667 --> 00:14:59,247
SHOWER.

324
00:14:59,333 --> 00:15:01,503
OH, MESSY, MESSY, MESSY.

325
00:15:01,583 --> 00:15:08,043
>> EDDY!

326
00:15:08,125 --> 00:15:12,075
>> OH, FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE.

327
00:15:12,167 --> 00:15:14,037
LE JIMMY'S BEE-YOOTY SALON?

328
00:15:14,125 --> 00:15:16,075
HOW FORTUITOUS.

329
00:15:16,167 --> 00:15:20,247
JIMMY'S A YOUNG MAN OF
UPSTANDING HYGIENIC CALIBER.

330
00:15:20,333 --> 00:15:25,133
[HUMMING]
>> VOILA!

331
00:15:25,208 --> 00:15:28,378
>> I FEEL WEIRD.

332
00:15:28,458 --> 00:15:30,168
HMM.

333
00:15:30,250 --> 00:15:31,210
WOWSERS!

334
00:15:31,042 --> 00:15:33,502
THAT SURE LOOKS SNAZZY, JIMMY!

335
00:15:33,583 --> 00:15:35,133
>> THAT'S LE JIMMY.

336
00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:36,000
NOW SIT STILL.

337
00:15:36,083 --> 00:15:37,503
YOU'RE RUINING MY VISION OF YOU.

338
00:15:37,583 --> 00:15:41,963
>> WELCOME TO LE JIMMY'S, WHERE
WE HAVE A COMB AND YOU DON'T.

339
00:15:42,042 --> 00:15:44,042
WE HAVE DUCT-TAPE WAXING.

340
00:15:44,125 --> 00:15:45,665
ONLY JIMMY'S SPECIALTY.

341
00:15:45,750 --> 00:15:50,420
KETCHUP AND MUSTARD MANICURES
AND SPAGHETTI RELAXATION BATHS.

342
00:15:50,500 --> 00:15:53,250
>> ROCK AND ROLL, HUH, PLANK?

343
00:15:53,333 --> 00:15:57,883
>> YES. WELL, THIS ALL SOUNDS
VERY LUXURIOUS, SARAH, BUT ALL

344
00:15:57,958 --> 00:16:00,458
I REQUIRE TODAY IS A SHOWER.

345
00:16:00,542 --> 00:16:06,462
>> IS THAT RIGHT?

346
00:16:06,542 --> 00:16:10,132
LE JIMMY HAS AN OPENING IN 3
WEEKS.

347
00:16:10,208 --> 00:16:11,578
>> 3 WEEKS?

348
00:16:11,667 --> 00:16:12,827
OH, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.

349
00:16:12,917 --> 00:16:14,207
I'M AFRAID YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.

350
00:16:14,042 --> 00:16:18,002
I NEED A SHOWER IMMEDIATELY.

351
00:16:18,083 --> 00:16:20,043
>> 3 WEEKS, BUB!

352
00:16:20,125 --> 00:16:21,705
TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT!

353
00:16:21,792 --> 00:16:23,382
>> WELL, UM, OK.

354
00:16:23,458 --> 00:16:24,458
THANK YOU, SARAH.

355
00:16:24,542 --> 00:16:26,632
UM, YOU'VE CERTAINLY MADE YOUR
POINT.

356
00:16:26,708 --> 00:16:27,958
YES, INDEEDY.

357
00:16:28,042 --> 00:16:32,462
UM, WITH THAT, I'LL BE SURE TO,
UH, COOPERATE FULLY.

358
00:16:32,542 --> 00:16:35,042
YES?

359
00:16:35,125 --> 00:16:36,125
SHOWER, SHOWER, SHOWER!

360
00:16:36,208 --> 00:16:40,578
>> HEY!

361
00:16:40,667 --> 00:16:42,917
>> JIMMY, I BESEECH YOU.

362
00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:44,080
PLEASE...

363
00:16:44,167 --> 00:16:46,167
[COUGHING]
A FAVOR.

364
00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:49,040
ALL I ASK FOR IS A SHOWER.

365
00:16:49,125 --> 00:16:51,125
FIND IT IN YOUR HEART, LAD.

366
00:16:51,208 --> 00:16:54,168
AT THIS VERY MOMENT, THERE ARE
MILLIONS OF DEAD SKIN CELLS

367
00:16:54,250 --> 00:16:57,960
AMASSING UNDER THE THREADS OF MY
ROBE!

368
00:16:58,042 --> 00:16:59,502
>> GO AWAY.

369
00:16:59,583 --> 00:17:03,423
>> STOP THAT!

370
00:17:03,500 --> 00:17:04,880
PLEASE FORGIVE ME.

371
00:17:04,958 --> 00:17:09,328
I LOVE MYSELF.

372
00:17:09,417 --> 00:17:11,457
>> YOU ATTACKED SARAH IN COLD
BLOOD.

373
00:17:11,542 --> 00:17:18,962
DON'T HIT ME!

374
00:17:19,042 --> 00:17:26,042
[WHIMPERING]
>> IS LE JIMMY'S A SCREAM OR

375
00:17:26,125 --> 00:17:27,125
WHAT?

376
00:17:27,208 --> 00:17:29,878
>> JONNY, MAY I USE YOUR SHOWER?

377
00:17:29,958 --> 00:17:32,078
>> NO.

378
00:17:32,167 --> 00:17:38,707
>> THEY RUINED MY SALON, SARAH.

379
00:17:38,792 --> 00:17:40,082
>> LOOK AT ME!

380
00:17:40,167 --> 00:17:44,997
IS A SHOWER TOO MUCH TO ASK?

381
00:17:45,083 --> 00:17:48,173
[GROWLING]
>> YOU'RE ON, PLANK.

382
00:17:48,042 --> 00:17:50,962
I'LL TAKE THE DIRTY KID FOR A
QUARTER.

383
00:17:51,042 --> 00:18:00,922
>> AAH!

384
00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:02,380
>> ROLF.

385
00:18:02,458 --> 00:18:05,628
FINALLY, SOMEONE WILL UNDERSTAND
MY PLIGHT.

386
00:18:05,708 --> 00:18:08,668
SOMEONE WHO CAN SYMPATHIZE WITH
THE SOILED SUFFERING I'VE

387
00:18:08,750 --> 00:18:10,330
ENDURED.

388
00:18:10,417 --> 00:18:12,417
UM, ROLF.

389
00:18:12,500 --> 00:18:13,830
EXCUSE ME.

390
00:18:13,917 --> 00:18:18,207
A MOMENT OF YOUR TIME?

391
00:18:18,042 --> 00:18:22,922
MAY I TROUBLE YOU FOR THE USE OF
YOUR SHOWER SO I CAN START MY

392
00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:29,880
DAY ON THE RIGHT FOOT?

393
00:18:29,958 --> 00:18:33,078
ROLF!

394
00:18:33,167 --> 00:18:33,917
OH, DEAR!

395
00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:35,500
ROLF, STOP!

396
00:18:35,583 --> 00:18:48,133
YEOW!

397
00:18:48,208 --> 00:18:49,958
[SNIFFS]
>> AH, TOO EARLY, YES?

398
00:18:50,042 --> 00:18:59,922
THE FERMENTING HAS YET TO BEGIN.

399
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:08,500
[MOO]
>> THE MILK OF HUMAN KINDNESS

400
00:19:08,583 --> 00:19:11,833
HAS ABANDONED ME!

401
00:19:11,917 --> 00:19:13,287
SHOWER, SHOWER, SHOWER.

402
00:19:13,375 --> 00:19:15,205
SHOWER, SHOWER, SHOWER.

403
00:19:15,042 --> 00:19:16,792
SHOWER, SHOWER, SHOWER.

404
00:19:16,875 --> 00:19:18,285
SHOWER, SHOWER, SHOWER.

405
00:19:18,375 --> 00:19:19,745
SHOWER, SHOWER, SHOWER.

406
00:19:19,833 --> 00:19:21,083
SHOWER, SHOWER, SHOWER.

407
00:19:21,167 --> 00:19:32,917
SHOWER, SHOWER, SHOWER!

408
00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:35,080
GREETINGS, MICROORGANISMS.

409
00:19:35,167 --> 00:19:36,707
HOP ABOARD.

410
00:19:36,792 --> 00:19:38,632
WELCOME, BACTERIA.

411
00:19:38,708 --> 00:19:41,788
OH, HAPPY DAY.

412
00:19:41,875 --> 00:19:44,455
>> EDWARD!

413
00:19:44,542 --> 00:19:48,172
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

414
00:19:48,250 --> 00:19:51,290
>> DIVE IN, OLD VISION OF MY
FORMER SELF.

415
00:19:51,375 --> 00:19:55,495
THERE IS MORE THAN ENOUGH FILTH
TO GO AROUND.

416
00:19:55,583 --> 00:19:58,543
>> I'LL HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH
YOUR SELF-DEGRADATION, THANK

417
00:19:58,625 --> 00:20:03,205
YOU, AS I STAND FOR CLEANLINESS,
MORAL FIBER, AND ALL THAT IS

418
00:20:03,292 --> 00:20:06,292
DECENT AND NEATLY FOLDED.

419
00:20:06,375 --> 00:20:09,125
>> ZIPPITY DO DAH!

420
00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:11,078
>> STOP IT, STOP IT, STOP IT!

421
00:20:11,167 --> 00:20:14,997
GET A GRIP ON YOURSELF, MISTER.

422
00:20:15,083 --> 00:20:17,793
THAT'S DISGUSTING!

423
00:20:17,875 --> 00:20:22,995
>> MAY I USE YOUR SHOWER?

424
00:20:23,083 --> 00:20:26,333
>> GOOD LORD.

425
00:20:26,417 --> 00:20:31,167
STINKY, STINKY, STINKY.

426
00:20:31,250 --> 00:20:34,460
>> NO SHOWER FOR ME!

427
00:20:34,542 --> 00:20:39,792
[GRUNTING]
>> HA HA HA!

428
00:20:39,875 --> 00:20:40,665
FOR ME?

429
00:20:40,750 --> 00:20:44,130
OH, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE.

430
00:20:44,208 --> 00:20:47,668
>> DOUBLE D, IS THAT YOU?

431
00:20:47,750 --> 00:20:50,130
>> NO, NOT REALLY.

432
00:20:50,208 --> 00:20:53,878
>> NO OFFENSE, DUDE, BUT YOU
COULD REALLY USE A SHOWER.

433
00:20:53,958 --> 00:20:58,128
LET'S GET YOU A WASHCLOTH, OK?

434
00:20:58,208 --> 00:21:05,788
>> A S-SHOWER?

435
00:21:05,875 --> 00:21:07,915
>> THE BATHROOM'S THROUGH HERE.

436
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:11,630
SEE?

437
00:21:11,708 --> 00:21:15,748
>> A RADIANT ANGEL HAS SMILED
DOWN UPON ME.

438
00:21:15,833 --> 00:21:18,083
>> WHATEVER.

439
00:21:18,167 --> 00:21:19,957
HERE YOU GO.

440
00:21:20,042 --> 00:21:30,002
NOW, DON'T FORGET TO WASH BEHIND
YOUR EARS.

441
00:21:30,083 --> 00:21:35,383
NOW, DON'T FORGET TO WASH BEHIND
YOUR EARS.

442
00:21:35,458 --> 00:21:36,708
>> OH, YEAH, BABY.

443
00:21:36,792 --> 00:21:40,132
NOTHING LIKE A SHOWER TO GET YOU
READY FOR A NEW DAY.

444
00:21:40,208 --> 00:21:44,668
WHAT THE--
>> LOOK WHAT I FOUND ON NAZZ'S

445
00:21:44,750 --> 00:21:45,710
LAWN, EDDY.

446
00:21:45,792 --> 00:21:53,542
IT LOOKS A LOT LIKE DOUBLE D.

447
00:21:53,625 --> 00:21:54,915
>> P.U.!

448
00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:56,710
YOU REEK, SOCKHEAD.

449
00:21:56,792 --> 00:22:00,502
>> HE SMELLS WORSER THAN THE
SANDWICH UNDER MY BED, EDDY.

450
00:22:00,583 --> 00:22:01,503
>> HA HA HA!

451
00:22:01,583 --> 00:22:03,333
YOU GOT THAT RIGHT, LUMPY.

452
00:22:03,417 --> 00:22:05,997
MORE LIKE ONE OF YOUR
3-MONTH-OLD GYM SOCKS.

453
00:22:06,083 --> 00:22:10,043
>> OH, OH, LIKE MY HEAD ON A
RAINY DAY, HUH, EDDY?

454
00:22:10,125 --> 00:22:11,035
HA HA!

455
00:22:11,125 --> 00:22:11,785
>> HA HA!

456
00:22:11,875 --> 00:22:12,915
VERY FUNNY.

457
00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:18,500
CAN WE GET ON WITH THIS, PLEASE?

458
00:22:18,583 --> 00:22:24,333
>> LET'S GET THAT CUSTARD OUT OF
YOUR BELLYBUTTON, MISTER.

459
00:22:24,417 --> 00:22:24,997
>> WAIT, ED.

460
00:22:25,083 --> 00:22:26,423
LET ME GO GET A CAMERA.

461
00:22:26,500 --> 00:22:28,790
HA HA HA!

462
00:22:29,583 --> 00:22:30,963
[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]

463
00:22:31,042 --> 00:22:32,132
[CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE

464
00:22:32,208 --> 00:22:33,708
--www.ncicap.org--]

465
00:22:46,542 --> 00:22:47,582
>> ED, EDD, N' EDDY!

466
00:22:47,667 --> 00:22:48,827
>> BRRRRRR YEAH!