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[WHISTLING]

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[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]

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>> BBBBB, YEAH!

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>> [GIGGLING]
>> GET READY TO DIE, DRAGON!

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>> [GIGGLING]
[BURP]

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DON'T HURT ME, BRAVE KNIGHT!

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>> [GIGGLING]
>> I'M OK.

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>> [GROWLING, LAUGHING]
>> I SLAY YOU NOW, DRAGON.

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>> [GIGGLING]
LOOK, SARAH, FISH AND CHIPS

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HAVE FRIENDS VISITING.

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>> HOLY COW, JIMMY.

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THEY LOOK LIKE BABIES.

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>> REALLY?

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BABIES?

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>> I THINK SO, JIMMY.

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>> WELL, WHERE DO BABIES
COME FROM, SARAH?

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>> BEATS THE HECK OUT OF ME,
JIMMY.

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>> BLUE, 44.

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[WHISTLE BLOWS]
BLUE, 44.

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HUT!

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HUT!

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HUT!

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NOT TOO SHABBY, HUH?

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>> AWESOME.

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THANKS, DUDE.

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>> YO, NAZZ.

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MAKING JAM?

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>> [GIGGLES] IF YOU SAY SO.

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>> NAZZ!

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KEVIN!

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[BREATHING HEAVILY]
MY FISHES HAD BABIES!

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>> OH, THAT'S RAD, JIMMY.

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>> [GIGGLES]
>> HEY, YOU GUYS KNOW WHERE

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BABIES COME FROM?

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>> [GIGGLES]
>> BABIES, HUH?

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WHERE DO THEY COME FROM?

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UH...

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THEY GROW ON TREES,
LIKE APPLES.

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>> [GIGGLING]
>> EH, GO FIGURE.

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>> [GIGGLING]
>> HE'S GOT THE TREE PART RIGHT,

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BUT THE REST OF IT
IS A PILE OF MALARKEY.

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PLANK AND I KNOW WHERE BABIES
COME FROM.

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WE SAW LAST SPRING.

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RIGHT, BUDDY?

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COME ON.

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[WHISTLING]
SEE? THIS IS A NEST.

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YOU NEED TO BUILD ONE
FOR THE BABIES.

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>> OOH!

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>> PLANK WANTS TO BE MAMA BIRD,
AND YOU GUYS ARE THE EGGS.

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>> I DON'T SEE ANY BABIES,
JONNY.

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>> SHH.

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YOU HAVE TO WAIT FOR THE WARMTH
OF MAMA BIRD TO HATCH YOU.

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>> THIS IS STUPID.

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>> I'M GETTING A CRAMP, SARAH.

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>> DING!

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READY!

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NOW YOU KNOW.

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THAT'S WHERE BABIES COME FROM.

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>> [WHIMPERING]
>> MAMA BIRD SAYS IT'S TIME TO

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FEED THE BABY.

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>> [GIGGLING]
>> [BIRD SQUAWKS]

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[SLURPING]
>> I SWALLOWED A WIGGLY!

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[MOANS]
>> JONNY, YOU IDIOT!

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[CRASH]
THAT'S IT!

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YOU'RE PULP!

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>> STOP!

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HAVE YOU GONE CRAZY?

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WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS
QUE SERA SERA?

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>> FATHEAD MADE JIMMY
EAT A WORM!

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>> SPARE US YOUR SORROW.

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IS THIS ACCUSATION TRUE?

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ONE IS A LONELY NUMBER, JIMMY?

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>> ALL WE WANTED TO KNOW WAS
WHERE BABIES CAME FROM, ROLF.

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>> HELLO!

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>> [BAA]
>> FLUFFY!

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>> WHOA, NELLY!

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>> COME AND ROLF WILL EXPLAIN
AS ROLF WAS TOLD.

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[HUMMING]
THESE WORDS ROLF IS ABOUT TO

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SHARE HAVE BEEN WHISPERED DOWN
THE BUSHY EARS OF ROLF'S

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FOREFATHERS.

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ARE YOU READY TO ACCEPT
THE DISCLOSURE OF NEWBORN LIFE?

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[INHALES]
YOU ARE CHILDREN.

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GO AWAY.

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ADIEU.

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>> DARN IT.

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WE'LL NEVER KNOW, SARAH.

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>> SOMEBODY'S GOTTA KNOW, JIMMY.

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HEY!

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>> [BOTH SCREAMING]
>> BRR.

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GOT GOOSEBUMPS?

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WELL, NOT ANYMORE.

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BE THE FIRST ON YOUR BLOCK
TO GET YOUR VERY OWN

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CUSTOM-BUILT, SWEAT-INDUCING
SWEATER!

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SELL IT, ED.

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>> WHAT?

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WHAT?

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UHH.

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>> BUT, EDDY, WE JUST WANT--
>> TWO?

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NO PROBLEMO.

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I'LL GET GRAMMA DOUBLE D
RIGHT ON IT.

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>> KNIT ONE, PURL TWO.

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OH, CURSES.

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I MISSED A STITCH.

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>> GET OVER IT, YOU OLD COOT.

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OUR CUSTOMERS HERE
WANT TWO SWEATERS PRONTO.

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[LAUGHS]
>> WE DON'T WANT YOUR STUPID

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SWEATERS, FISHFACE.

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WE WANT TO KNOW WHERE
BABIES COME FROM!

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[BUZZER]
>> BABIES?

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>> I GOT THIS ONE, EDDY.

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HA HA HA HA.

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BABIES COME FROM STORKS.

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THEY FLY THROUGH THE NIGHT
CARRYING BUNDLES OF JOY

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IN THEIR BEAKS, AND--
>> [GASP]

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>> THAT SCHLEP DON'T KNOW WHERE
BABIES COME FROM.

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BUT I DO.

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IT'S A SECRET, YOU KNOW.

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YEP, MY BROTHER TOLD ME.

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>> EXCUSE ME, BUT I COULDN'T
HELP OVERHEARING.

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I--
>> NO!

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OF COURSE, THIS KIND OF INFO
AIN'T CHEAP.

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50 CENTS AND I'LL LET YOU IN ON
THE WAYS OF THE WORLD.

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>> TELL US, EDDY.

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TELL US, PLEASE!

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>> YOU BETTER BE RIGHT.

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>> ED, EDDY'S SELF-SERVING
ATTEMPT TO EDUCATE THE CHILDREN

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COULD BRING IRREVERSIBLE HARM
TO THEIR YOUTHFUL, GOOD-NATURED

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WAYS.

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PERHAPS A MORE SENSITIVE
EXPLANATION IS IN ORDER.

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[CRASH]
>> THAT STAYED ON, DOUBLE D.

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>> READY?

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OK.

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HERE IT IS.

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YOU KNOW THAT LINT YOU FIND
IN YOUR BELLY BUTTON?

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WELL, IF YOU DON'T CLEAN IT OUT,
IT GROWS.

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AND WHEN IT GETS BIG ENOUGH,
IT RUNS AWAY BEHIND THE COUCH

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AND WAITS THERE, JIGGLING.

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GETS EVEN BIGGER.

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THEN IT GROWS INTO A BABY,
AND AT NIGHT, THEY COME OUT

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AND FEED ON TABLE SCRAPS.

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THAT'S WHY BABIES SMELL SO BAD.

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>> STOP! STOP!

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I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ANY MORE.

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SARAH!

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>> GREETINGS, CHILDREN.

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I'M BUZZY DOUBLE B.

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I'M HERE TO EDUCATE, UM, YOU
TO THE TRUTH OF LIFE'S

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BEGINNING.

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CARE TO FOLLOW ME INTO MY HIVE?

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[BEEP]
>> LOOK, SARAH.

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A BUMBLEBEE HIVE.

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>> THIS ONE LOOKS LIKE
FUN, JIMMY.

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>> HEY! WHAT'S WITH YOU?

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>> CATERED TO BY INDUSTRIOUS
WORKER BEES, A QUEEN HONEY BEE

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IS CAPABLE OF LAYING SEVERAL
HUNDRED LARVAL SACS

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EVERY MINUTE.

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>> GROSS!

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>> COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO!

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[CRASH]
CAPTAIN STORK REPORTING FOR

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DUTY, KIDS.

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NOR RAIN, SLEET, OR INGROWN
HAIRS CAN KEEP ME FROM

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DELIVERING MY BABIES.

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>> THEY'RE CLUELESS!

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THEY DON'T KNOW WHERE BABIES
COME FROM.

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>> STORKS, EDDY.

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>> OOH!

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[CRASH]
>> EXCUSE ME, EDDY, BUT YOUR

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EXPLANATION IS JUST AS MISGUIDED
AS ED'S.

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>> OH, AND LIKE YOU KNOW WHERE
BABIES COME FROM.

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>> I MOST CERTAINLY DO.

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>> DO NOT.

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>> DO TOO.

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>> [INDISTINCT]
>> WHERE'S YOUR BABIES NOW,

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CAPTAIN STUPID STORK?

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OW!

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>> OHH!

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>> AH-HA!

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WHY, YOU--
AAH!

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OH!

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AAH!

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[BREATHING HEAVILY]
BANZAI!

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>> RUN, ED!

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>> COME HERE, YOU...

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>> EDDY'S MAD, DOUBLE D.

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>> I'M WELL AWARE OF THAT, ED.

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>> BORING!

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>> AH-HA!

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>> COME ON, JIMMY.

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LET'S GO MAKE SOME MUD PIES.

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>> I LOVE PLAYING IN THE MUD,
SARAH.

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>> [INDISTINCT SHOUTING]
>> WHERE'S MY 50 CENTS?

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>> [COUGHING]
>> OH, WAY TO GO, SOCKHEAD.

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YOU SCARED 'EM OFF WITH ALL YOUR
STUPID SCIENCE MUMBO JUMBO.

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>> OUCH.

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AND YOUR THEORY KEPT 'EM
ENTERTAINED?

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>> OH, THERE, THERE, DOUBLE D.

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IT IS NOT YOUR FAULT THAT
YOU ARE SO USELESS.

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IF I MAY RE-IRRITATE,
BABIES COME FROM STORKS.

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>> [SPUTTERING]
THINK, ED.

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A CHILD IS FAR TOO HEAVY A LOAD
FOR A BIRD TO CARRY.

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>> SAYS YOU.

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[INHALES]
>> HEY!

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PUT ME DOWN, YOU LUNKHEAD.

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DOUBLE D!

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DO SOMETHING!

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>> BABIES ARE BORN AS THUS.

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>> [SCREAMING INDISTINCTLY]
[CRASH]

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>> SEE, DOUBLE D?

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SLEEPING LIKE A BABY.

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BOY, IT SURE DOES STINK
WHEN I'M RIGHT.

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>> [SCREAMING INDISTINCTLY]
>> ED, HOW DID YOU DO THAT?

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>> WHAT?

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HEY, DOUBLE D!

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[HONK HONK]
HUH?

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MY HEAD'S STILL ON, DOUBLE D.

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>> HEY!

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[RINGING]

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>> SPACE CADET ED HAS RETURNED!

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>> CLUTCHING AT THE PROVERBIAL
STRAWS, WOULDN'T YOU SAY?

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>> KEEP PAINTING, REMBRANDT,
AND LEAVE THE MOOLAH-MAKING

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TO ME.

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IT'S A ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME
OPPORTUNITY, KEV.

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MOON ROCKS, ALL THE WAY
FROM SPACE!

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>> HEY, WHAT THE--
PUT ME DOWN, YOU--

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>> SPACE CADET ED RETURNING TO
BASE, DOUBLE D.

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>> GET AWAY FROM ME, SPACE DORK,
OR I'LL SHOVE THESE MOON ROCKS

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RIGHT UP YOUR--
>> [TRUMPET PLAYING]

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>> HAIL, HAIL.

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THE URBAN RANGERS BRING TIDINGS
FROM ACROSS THE GREAT

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MASSES OF WATER.

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>> WHAT ARE THEY DOING HERE?

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>> DELIVERING MAIL FROM OUR
PEN PALS, EDDY.

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REMEMBER?

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OUR ASSIGNMENT FROM
INTERNATIONAL STUDIES.

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WHY, I CAN HARDLY CONTAIN MYSELF
AWAITING A REPLY FROM MY NEW

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NORWEGIAN FRIEND GERTA.

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>> FOR YOU, BUCKETHEAD ED BOY.

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AND FOR YAKETY-YAK EDD BOY.

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AND THE NOBODY'S HOME ED BOY.

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ROLF MUST DELIVER THIS
CORRESPONDENCE TO ALL

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THAT PROMISE TO KEEP
THE BOOTLICKER AT THE

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[INDISTINCT]
>> "DEAR MR. EDWARD,

243
00:13:05,042 --> 00:13:06,462
YOUR VILLAGE SOUNDS MANY GOOD.

244
00:13:06,542 --> 00:13:08,002
I STRETCH MY EAR TO KNOW MORE."

245
00:13:08,083 --> 00:13:11,083
ISN'T HER COMMAND OF THE ENGLISH
LANGUAGE ADORABLE?

246
00:13:11,167 --> 00:13:13,707
>> CHECK OUT THE HEAD
ON THIS GUY.

247
00:13:13,792 --> 00:13:16,462
"MY NAME IS YUK, AND I AM
FROM KOREA."

248
00:13:16,542 --> 00:13:19,002
IS HE SCREAMING TO GET
FLEECED OR WHAT?

249
00:13:19,083 --> 00:13:20,503
OOH.

250
00:13:20,583 --> 00:13:25,213
>> MY FRIEND SENT ME A
LUNCHBOX, GUYS.

251
00:13:25,292 --> 00:13:32,632
[TICKING]
[UPBEAT TUNE PLAYING]

252
00:13:32,708 --> 00:13:34,038
>> OH, GREAT!

253
00:13:34,125 --> 00:13:36,535
AN OLD WORLD MUSIC BOX.

254
00:13:36,625 --> 00:13:39,075
>> YOUR PEN PAL'S TRYING TO
KILL YOU, ED.

255
00:13:39,167 --> 00:13:44,627
TURN IT OFF.

256
00:13:44,708 --> 00:13:46,748
>> I'M SKIPPING TO MY LOU, EDDY.

257
00:13:46,833 --> 00:13:48,423
GIDDYUP.

258
00:13:48,500 --> 00:13:50,790
>> PARDON ROLF, TOMFOOL ED BOY.

259
00:13:50,875 --> 00:13:54,575
WHERE DID YOU ACQUIRE THIS
MUSIC-MAKING DOOHICKEY?

260
00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:57,287
[CRASH]
>> UH, MY PEN PAL SENT IT

261
00:13:57,375 --> 00:13:58,495
TO ME, ROLF.

262
00:13:58,583 --> 00:13:59,503
COOLAROONIE, HUH?

263
00:13:59,583 --> 00:14:05,083
[MUSIC PLAYING]
[MUSIC STOPS]

264
00:14:05,167 --> 00:14:09,077
>> A DOG HAS RAISED ITS HIND LEG
ON THE AGE OF NEVERMORE!

265
00:14:09,167 --> 00:14:10,627
HEED ROLF.

266
00:14:10,708 --> 00:14:14,208
DO NOT GET INVOLVED, ILL-ADVISED
ED BOY, LEST YOUR POMEGRANATE

267
00:14:14,292 --> 00:14:18,002
SHRIVEL IN THE COLD OF THE
DARK SEA!

268
00:14:18,083 --> 00:14:22,793
>> [WHIMPERING]
>> [LAUGHS]

269
00:14:22,875 --> 00:14:24,165
GOOD ONE, LUMPY.

270
00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:26,290
WHATEVER YOU DID TO ROLF
SAVED ME THE WORK OF SMASHING

271
00:14:26,375 --> 00:14:28,825
THAT STUPID OLD WORLD LUNCHBOX
OF YOURS.

272
00:14:28,917 --> 00:14:31,497
>> LUCKY FOR ME, I CARRY
A SPARE, EDDY.

273
00:14:31,583 --> 00:14:33,673
YUM!

274
00:14:33,750 --> 00:14:34,830
>> GOODNESS GRACIOUS.

275
00:14:34,917 --> 00:14:36,207
THE NERVE OF ROLF.

276
00:14:36,042 --> 00:14:38,882
VIOLATING ED'S
CULTURAL KEEPSAKE.

277
00:14:38,958 --> 00:14:42,078
WHY, I'VE GOT A GOOD MIND
TO REPORT HIM TO THE OFFICE.

278
00:14:42,167 --> 00:14:43,207
>> LATER!

279
00:14:43,292 --> 00:14:45,792
RIGHT NOW, WE'RE GOING TO SELL
MY CHUNKS OF MOON ROCK!

280
00:14:45,875 --> 00:14:51,205
WE'LL CASH IN ON THIS PEN PAL
THING IF IT KILLS YA.

281
00:14:51,042 --> 00:14:54,132
ALL ACROSS THIS STINKIN' WORLD,
THERE'S PIGEONS RIPE FOR THE

282
00:14:54,208 --> 00:14:57,538
PLUCKING, AND WE'RE HOLDING THE
TWEEZERS, BOYS.

283
00:14:57,625 --> 00:15:00,035
>> EDDY, THE AIM OF THE PROJECT
IS TO SHARE CULTURAL

284
00:15:00,125 --> 00:15:02,665
UNDERSTANDING, NOT EXTORT IT.

285
00:15:02,750 --> 00:15:05,170
OBSERVE, IF YOU WILL.

286
00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:06,290
UHH.

287
00:15:06,375 --> 00:15:09,075
I'VE PREPARED AN IN-DEPTH ESSAY
FOR GERTA

288
00:15:09,167 --> 00:15:13,787
TO HELP HER COMPREHEND OUR
BELOVED PEACH CREEK WAY OF LIFE.

289
00:15:13,875 --> 00:15:15,325
>> DORKVILLE!

290
00:15:15,417 --> 00:15:17,167
[LAUGHS]
>> [PLAYING TRUMPET]

291
00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:18,080
ME AGAIN!

292
00:15:18,167 --> 00:15:22,667
[INDISTINCT]
SOMEBODY LOVES ED!

293
00:15:22,750 --> 00:15:24,170
YOU BIG LUG.

294
00:15:24,250 --> 00:15:27,540
[PLAYING TRUMPET]
>> MORE MAIL FROM MY PEN PAL,

295
00:15:27,625 --> 00:15:28,705
GUYS.

296
00:15:28,792 --> 00:15:31,002
BACK AND FORTH, BACK AND FORTH.

297
00:15:31,083 --> 00:15:32,543
HA HA HA.

298
00:15:32,625 --> 00:15:34,245
LOOK WHAT I GOT.

299
00:15:34,333 --> 00:15:37,083
A WOLF TOWEL.

300
00:15:37,167 --> 00:15:38,877
>> THAT'S A PELT, ED.

301
00:15:38,958 --> 00:15:41,328
YOU SURE ARE FORTUNATE
TO HAVE A PEN PAL SO WILLING TO

302
00:15:41,417 --> 00:15:43,287
SHARE THEIR HERITAGE WITH YOU.

303
00:15:43,375 --> 00:15:46,665
>> WHAT MAKES YOU SO SPECIAL?

304
00:15:46,750 --> 00:15:49,170
>> I EAT CEREAL, EDDY.

305
00:15:49,250 --> 00:15:54,000
[BELL RINGING]
>> [LAUGHTER,

306
00:15:54,083 --> 00:15:59,383
INDISTINCT SHOUTING]
>> RIBBIT, RIBBIT.

307
00:15:59,458 --> 00:16:04,998
RIBBIT, RIBBIT, RIBBIT.

308
00:16:05,083 --> 00:16:15,083
[HOWLING]
>> [BAA]

309
00:16:15,167 --> 00:16:23,667
[HOWLING]
>> [BAA]

310
00:16:23,750 --> 00:16:37,130
>> [GROWLING]
>> [SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY]

311
00:16:37,208 --> 00:16:42,378
>> [BAA]
>> [HOWLING]

312
00:16:42,458 --> 00:16:44,208
>> NOT AGAIN!

313
00:16:44,042 --> 00:16:49,042
[CRASH]
[INDISTINCT] I SAID

314
00:16:49,125 --> 00:16:52,075
NEVER AGAIN SHALL YOU TORMENT
ROLF'S LIVESTOCK.

315
00:16:52,167 --> 00:16:55,997
ROLF WILL HAVE HIS REVENGE!

316
00:16:56,083 --> 00:17:01,083
>> [LAUGHS]
>> DEAR ED, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

317
00:17:01,167 --> 00:17:04,167
>> ROLF HIT ME WITH AN UMBRELLA,
[INDISTINCT]

318
00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:06,080
>> OH, THERE, THERE, ED.

319
00:17:06,167 --> 00:17:08,077
I'M SURE THERE'S A PERFECTLY
GOOD EXPLANATION TO ROLF'S

320
00:17:08,167 --> 00:17:10,077
IRRATIONAL BEHAVIOR.

321
00:17:10,167 --> 00:17:11,667
>> SO WHAT'D YOU DO
THIS TIME, ED?

322
00:17:11,750 --> 00:17:14,080
PUT ON HIS GRAMMA'S
PANTALOONS AGAIN?

323
00:17:14,167 --> 00:17:17,457
[LAUGHS]
>> [PLAYING TRUMPET]

324
00:17:17,542 --> 00:17:20,002
RANGER PLANK'S GOT A LETTER
FOR EDDY.

325
00:17:20,083 --> 00:17:21,463
>> FOR ME?

326
00:17:21,542 --> 00:17:22,962
IT'S FROM KOREA!

327
00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:24,632
>> NICE DELIVERY, BUDDY.

328
00:17:24,708 --> 00:17:28,578
>> BLAH!

329
00:17:28,667 --> 00:17:29,997
I'M RICH!

330
00:17:30,083 --> 00:17:31,883
STINKIN' FILTHY RICH!

331
00:17:31,958 --> 00:17:33,078
THE SUCKER COUGHED UP!

332
00:17:33,167 --> 00:17:35,207
I'M UPTOWN, BABY!

333
00:17:35,042 --> 00:17:37,132
JAWBREAKERS, HERE I COME!

334
00:17:37,208 --> 00:17:38,788
WOOHOO!

335
00:17:38,875 --> 00:17:40,205
>> OH, DEAR.

336
00:17:40,042 --> 00:17:42,042
THIS IS FOREIGN CURRENCY, EDDY.

337
00:17:42,125 --> 00:17:45,205
VIRTUALLY WORTHLESS IN ITS
PRESENT STATE.

338
00:17:45,042 --> 00:17:50,792
>> [SNIFFING]
>> AAH!

339
00:17:50,875 --> 00:17:51,955
OH, COME ON!

340
00:17:52,042 --> 00:17:54,752
IT'S GOTTA BE WORTH SOMETHING!

341
00:17:54,833 --> 00:17:55,923
>> YOU SEE?

342
00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:57,920
I TOLD YOU IT WAS WORTHLESS.

343
00:17:58,000 --> 00:18:00,130
JUST FOR ONCE, CAN'T YOU JUST
LISTEN TO ME?

344
00:18:00,208 --> 00:18:01,038
HONESTLY.

345
00:18:01,125 --> 00:18:08,665
>> [CLUCKING]
>> I GOT CHICKEN.

346
00:18:08,750 --> 00:18:09,630
I GOT CHICKEN.

347
00:18:09,708 --> 00:18:14,128
I GOT CHICK--
NOOO!

348
00:18:14,208 --> 00:18:15,498
>> HURRY, EDDY!

349
00:18:15,583 --> 00:18:19,833
SOMEONE'S ABSCONDED WITH ED!

350
00:18:19,917 --> 00:18:21,167
ED?

351
00:18:21,250 --> 00:18:25,540
>> HEY, MONOBROW!

352
00:18:25,625 --> 00:18:31,125
>> WASTE NOT, WANT NOT.

353
00:18:31,208 --> 00:18:41,168
>> [INDISTINCT SHOUTING]
>> QUAKE AND QUIVER LIKE A

354
00:18:41,250 --> 00:18:51,920
>> [INDISTINCT SHOUTING]
>> QUAKE AND QUIVER LIKE A

355
00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:56,080
JELLYFISH, DOGGY DOO-DOO
ED BOY.

356
00:18:56,167 --> 00:18:59,577
FOR IN THE NAME OF THE GREAT
SHEPHERD ELDERS, ROLF WILL

357
00:18:59,667 --> 00:19:01,957
GRILL YOUR STRUDEL
UNTIL YOU CRY LIKE A

358
00:19:02,042 --> 00:19:03,672
TEENSY-WEENSY BABY!

359
00:19:03,750 --> 00:19:05,130
>> SLOW DOWN, THERE, CHAMP.

360
00:19:05,208 --> 00:19:07,538
STRUDEL GIVES ME GAS.

361
00:19:07,625 --> 00:19:11,165
HOW ABOUT ONE LARGE PEPPERONI,
NO MUSHROOMS, DOUBLE PICKLES?

362
00:19:11,250 --> 00:19:13,040
>> LET ME GO HALFERS WITH YA
ON IT, LUMPY!

363
00:19:13,125 --> 00:19:16,785
>> UM, WHAT I THINK ED IS
TRYING TO SAY IS, WHATEVER IT IS

364
00:19:16,875 --> 00:19:19,995
THAT'S BOTHERING YOU, WHY, I'M
SURE WE CAN WORK IT OUT.

365
00:19:20,083 --> 00:19:22,633
>> SILENCE!

366
00:19:22,708 --> 00:19:25,578
ROLF SEES THROUGH HIS SQUASHED-
PEANUT-PASTE-ON-WHITE BREAD

367
00:19:25,667 --> 00:19:26,917
MASQUERADE.

368
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:27,830
WHO KNOWS?

369
00:19:27,917 --> 00:19:29,037
ROLF KNOWS.

370
00:19:29,125 --> 00:19:36,205
THE CHINLESS ED BOY IS IN LEAGUE
WITH ROLF'S SWORN ENEMY!

371
00:19:36,292 --> 00:19:37,672
>> OH, DEAR.

372
00:19:37,750 --> 00:19:40,830
IT APPEARS ED'S PEN PAL'S GIFTS
HAVE SOMEHOW PROVOKED ROLF

373
00:19:40,917 --> 00:19:43,787
AND REAWAKENED A LONG-FORGOTTEN
BLOOD FEUD.

374
00:19:43,875 --> 00:19:45,455
>> OH, BOO HOO.

375
00:19:45,542 --> 00:19:48,212
WHAT'S WOLFGANG McHAIRYBAT
GONNA DO?

376
00:19:48,042 --> 00:19:52,132
STICK EELS DOWN OUR PANTS AGAIN?

377
00:19:52,208 --> 00:20:02,288
>> [LAUGHTER]

378
00:20:05,708 --> 00:20:10,668
>> [LAUGHTER]
>> H-H-HAVE MERCY, ROLF.

379
00:20:11,583 --> 00:20:12,963
>> TALK, ED BOY.

380
00:20:13,042 --> 00:20:13,752
>> HI, ROLF!

381
00:20:13,833 --> 00:20:15,423
>> TALK, I SAY!

382
00:20:15,500 --> 00:20:17,210
>> HI, ROLF!

383
00:20:17,042 --> 00:20:19,792
>> TALK, YOU SONOMAGUN.

384
00:20:19,875 --> 00:20:21,535
>> HI, ROLF!

385
00:20:21,625 --> 00:20:24,955
>> PLEASE, TALK!

386
00:20:25,042 --> 00:20:26,502
>> HI, ROLF!

387
00:20:26,583 --> 00:20:30,463
>> [SNORING]
>> IT WAS WORTH IT, ALL THIS,

388
00:20:30,542 --> 00:20:32,542
TO BE ADMIRED.

389
00:20:32,625 --> 00:20:34,245
>> HI, ROLF!

390
00:20:34,333 --> 00:20:37,083
>> FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE, ROLF,
THIS WAS ALL A GRAVE

391
00:20:37,167 --> 00:20:38,327
MISUNDERSTANDING.

392
00:20:38,417 --> 00:20:39,747
>> YEAH.

393
00:20:39,833 --> 00:20:41,293
HOW WERE WE TO KNOW YOU WERE
SUCH A LILY-LIVERED, GUTLESS

394
00:20:41,375 --> 00:20:43,705
DOORMAT?

395
00:20:43,792 --> 00:20:51,002
>> [PLAYING TRUMPET]
[SHEEP BAAS]

396
00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:52,463
PAGING DOUBLE D.

397
00:20:52,542 --> 00:20:54,212
MAIL FOR YA.

398
00:20:54,042 --> 00:20:55,712
>> THANK YOU, RANGER JONNY.

399
00:20:55,792 --> 00:20:58,212
>> DON'T MENTION IT, DOUBLE D.

400
00:20:58,042 --> 00:20:59,042
WHOA!

401
00:20:59,125 --> 00:21:01,125
[CRASH]
>> THIS MUST BE A REPLY FROM MY

402
00:21:01,208 --> 00:21:03,498
NORWEGIAN PEN PAL GERTA.

403
00:21:03,583 --> 00:21:04,633
>> GERTA?

404
00:21:04,708 --> 00:21:06,128
NORWEGIAN?

405
00:21:06,208 --> 00:21:07,498
THE GOAT MILKER?

406
00:21:07,583 --> 00:21:09,213
THIS IS ODD.

407
00:21:09,292 --> 00:21:10,922
>> A FEATHER DUSTER.

408
00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:14,080
I'M SURE I INFORMED GERTA OF
MOTHER'S ALLERGY TO FEATHERS.

409
00:21:14,167 --> 00:21:15,287
>> AHA!

410
00:21:15,375 --> 00:21:18,325
THE FEATHER DUSTER OF
TOMFOOLERY!

411
00:21:18,417 --> 00:21:23,497
[LAUGHS]
>> HEY, WHAT'S WITH YOU?

412
00:21:23,583 --> 00:21:26,793
>> ARE YOU SO SIMPLE,
HEAD-AND-NECK-AS-ONE ED BOY?

413
00:21:26,875 --> 00:21:30,455
GERTA THE GOAT MILKER IS FAMOUS
FOR HER JOVIAL JESTS.

414
00:21:30,542 --> 00:21:33,752
IT WAS SHE THAT SENT THE WOLF
PARCEL TO THE DOO-DOO ED BOY.

415
00:21:33,833 --> 00:21:37,133
SHE HAS MADE THE [INDISTINCT]
OF US ALL, YES?

416
00:21:37,208 --> 00:21:39,248
>> WHAT?

417
00:21:39,333 --> 00:21:40,503
>> COME!

418
00:21:40,583 --> 00:21:44,383
WE MUST REBUT WHILE THE TURNIPS
ARE STILL HARD!

419
00:21:44,458 --> 00:21:49,038
[BEEPING]
[GRUNTING]

420
00:21:49,125 --> 00:21:50,825
OKEY-DOKEY, ED BOY.

421
00:21:50,917 --> 00:21:53,957
ONCE YOU SEE GERTA, SHAVE THE
HAIRS FROM HER LEGS, YES,

422
00:21:54,042 --> 00:21:56,422
AND ROLF WILL TRIUMPH
WITH THE [INDISTINCT]

423
00:21:56,500 --> 00:22:01,710
>> ROLF, PLEASE, RECONSID--
>> ROLF, WAIT!

424
00:22:01,792 --> 00:22:04,542
>> [GRUNTING]
>> I GOT SOME GREEN CASH!

425
00:22:04,625 --> 00:22:05,125
TAKE IT!

426
00:22:05,208 --> 00:22:06,288
IT'S YOURS!

427
00:22:06,375 --> 00:22:07,625
>> I CAN'T FLY TO NORWAY.

428
00:22:07,708 --> 00:22:09,378
I HAVE CLASS IN THE MORNING.

429
00:22:09,458 --> 00:22:10,748
>> UM, GUYS?

430
00:22:10,833 --> 00:22:12,713
I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM.

431
00:22:12,792 --> 00:22:15,332
>> NOOO!

432
00:22:17,417 --> 00:22:19,707
[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]

433
00:22:19,792 --> 00:22:21,382
[CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE

434
00:22:21,458 --> 00:22:23,208
--www.ncicap.org--]

435
00:22:34,208 --> 00:22:35,378
>> ED, EDD, AND EDDY.

436
00:22:35,458 --> 00:22:37,168
>> BBBBBBB YEAH!