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[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]

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[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]

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>> BBBBBB-YEAH.

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>> HEY, GUYS, WAKE UP!

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YOO-HOO!

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WHAT ARE YOU, BLIND?

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I'M RED-HOT, BABY!

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RIGHT HERE!

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PICK ME!

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WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?

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THE LIGHT DON'T GET ANY GREENER.

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EDDY GOING ONCE.

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EDDY GOING TWICE.

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SOLD TO THE GUY WITH--
>> HIS SHRIEKS RIP THROUGH ROLF

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LIKE NANA'S CABBAGE STEW!

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CONTINUE, YES?

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>> RIGHT.

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NAZZ, YOU'RE ON MY TEAM.

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>> AWESOME!

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>> VERY WELL, THEN.

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ROLF CHOOSES THE STRENGTH OF
PEN LICKY BUCKETS, ED BOY.

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>> AH, KICKING THE BUCKET, GUYS.

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>> YO, JONNY, YOU'RE WITH ME.

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>> MAMA'S GONNA KNOCK YOU OUT!

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>> AH-HA!

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YOU GOTTA PICK ME NOW.

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>> ROLF CHOOSES THE WOOD, YES?

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>> OH, COME ON!

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IT'S A HUNK OF WOOD FOR CRYING
OUT LOUD!

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[WHISTLE BLOWING]
>> MY BALL!

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>> OVER HERE, KEV!

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>> ED, BOY.

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CATCH ME FLYING SPHERE!

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>> I GOT HIM COVERED, GUYS.

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>> NICE CATCH, MONOBROW.

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>> DID WE WIN?

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>> YEAH, MISS DORK WORLD.

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>> DAD WILL BE SO PROUD.

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>> DID YOU SEE PLANK OUT THERE?

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WHAT A MIND.

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>> HA!

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SHOULDA, COULDA, WOULDA IF YOU'D
PICKED MOI.

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SHOULDA, COULDA, WOULDA IF YOU'D
PICKED MOI.

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WHAT'S WITH YOU?

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>> BRACE YOURSELVES, GENTLEMEN,
FOR I HAVE BEEN ELECTED BY THE

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JOURNALIST CLUB TO ACT AS THE
NEW EDITOR OF THE "PEACH TREE

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JUNIOR HIGH TATTLER."

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OH, I KNOW.

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I WAS SPEECHLESS, AS WELL.

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PERHAPS YOU'D LIKE TO ASSIST ME
IN THIS GOOD CAUSE?

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>> GET REAL!

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I'D RATHER WEAR ED'S UNDERWEAR
FOR A WEEK.

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>> NOT TODAY, EDDY.

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I'M FLYING SOLO.

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>> HOW 'BOUT YOU, ED?

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ARE YOU READY TO TAKE THAT FIRST
STEP INTO THE EXCITING WORLD OF

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JOURNALISM?

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>> AS LONG AS I DON'T GET ANY ON
MY SHOES, DOUBLE D.

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MY MOM HAS GOT NEW CARPET.

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[BELL RINGING]
>> THAT'S THE SPRIT, ED.

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I'LL SUPPLY YOU WITH THE
NEWSPAPERS AND THE COLLECTION

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BOX.

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>> STOP THE PRESSES!

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COLLECTION?

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LIKE IS CASH?

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WHERE DO I SIGN, OLD PAL OF
MINE?

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WHERE DO I SIGN, OLD PAL OF
MINE?

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WHERE DO I SIGN, OLD PAL OF
MINE?

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[BUZZING]
>> EXTRA!

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EXTRA!

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KIDS PELT ED WHEN CAN'T SELL
SCHOOL PAPERS.

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NOT A ONE.

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>> JIMMY MAKES SHORTCAKE?

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I WOULDN'T LINE A BIRDCAGE WITH
THIS BUNK.

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>> I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW JIMMY'S
SHORTCAKES ARE THE BEST I'VE--

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>> WHERE'S THE SCANDAL?

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THAT'S WHAT SELLS PAPERS.

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>> YEP.

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BECAUSE SANDALS ARE BAKED FRESH
DAILY, DOUBLE D.

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>> IGNORE HIM.

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JUST STICK TO THE SCRIPT.

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>> FINE.

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I'LL BE THE FIRST TO ADMIT THE
LAST FEW EDITIONS HAVE BEEN

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SOMEWHAT LACKING.

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BUT THAT'S ALL ABOUT TO CHANGE,
EDDY.

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MY SOURCES TELL ME THAT THE
KNITTING CLUB IS ATTEMPTING TO

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DARN THE WORLD'S LARGEST DOILY!

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>> WOW!

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THAT'S LIKE THE SCOOP OF A
LIFETIME, DOUBLE D!

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YOU BETTER WHOOP IT ON OVER
THERE BEFORE THEIR ARTERIES

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HARDEN.

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>> ARTERIES?

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TOUCH THE ARTERY!

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TOUCH THE ARTERY!

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>> SAY CHEESE.

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FORGET HIM!

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COME ON, LUMPY!

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WE'RE GONNA TURN THIS RAG INTO A
WORLD-CLASS MONEY MACHINE!

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ANYWAY...

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>> THERE'S PAPER UP.

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THERE'S PAPER UP.

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THERE'S PAPER UP.

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THERE'S PAPER UP.

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OH, LOOK, IT'S ME!

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IT SAYS, "MINIATURE MUTANT
ALIENS HAVE COLONIZED ED'S HEAD

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AND ARE MINING BUBBLEGUM FROM
HIS SKULL!"

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OH.

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THIS BUBBA BOPPLE SURE IS A
SMART GUY.

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>> THAT'S BOBBY BLABBY, IDIOT.

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THE TABLOID REPORTER
EXTRAORDINAIRE.

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YEP.

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I GOT THE DIRTIES DISHES THIS
SIDE OF...

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DIRTY DISHDOM.

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LET'S SEE WHAT WE GOT HERE.

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FORK BOY CREATED.

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I GOT TOMORROW'S HEADLINE, EDD!

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FORK-BOY CREATED IN COOKING
CLASS.

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MEATBALL'S JABBED AS TEACHERS
RUN FOR NAPKINS.

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I LIKE THAT.

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YOU STILL HERE?

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GET OUT THERE AND MAKE ME SOME
CASH, PAPER BOY.

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>> I'M ALREADY GOING, BABY
BUBBA.

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>> THAT'S BOBBY BLABBY!

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>> MY FICKLE FINGERS JUST AREN'T
FORCEFUL ENOUGH, SARAH.

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DO YOU HEAR THEM, SARAH?

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IT'S THE VIENNA BOYS CHOIR.

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THEY'RE SINGING.

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>> EXTRA, EXTRA!

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NAZZ KICKED OFF CHEERLEADING
SQUAD.

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>> WHAT?!

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LET ME SEE THAT.

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>> OH, BOBBY BLABBY SAYS HEAD
CHEERLEADER NAZZ WAS LET GO FOR

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REFUSING TO SHAVE HER LEGS.

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>> 25 CENTS, PLEASE.

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>> HEY!

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"ED'S BABY SISTER PART OF A
SECRET CHIMP FOGHORN RACE."

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>> BOY, JUST WHEN YOU THINK YOU
KNOW SOMEONE.

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[CRYING]
>> SARAH?

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>> DON'T LOOK AT ME!

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>> SARAH, THEY'RE SINGING AGAIN.

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>> ROLF BEGS OF YOU, WILFRED.

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YOU MUST WALK ON 2 FEET, YES?

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LIKE ROLF.

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GOOD, WILFRED.

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VERY GOOD.

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HELLO, TEACHER.

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ROLF IS READY TO TAKE
THE TEST.

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[SQUEALING]
>> PAPER, MISTER?

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ONLY A QUARTER.

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>> JONNY 2 X 4 FORAGED INTO HIS
NOSTRIL AND FOUND THE LOST CITY

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OF ATLANTIS YESTERDAY.

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>> HEY, ROLF.

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DID YOU HEAR ABOUT KEVIN HAVING
THE WORLD'S BIGGEST COLLECTION

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OF SPANDEX BIKE SHORTS UNDER HIS
MATTRESS?

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>> ROLF SEES NO CITY.

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ONLY DARKNESS AND SESAME SEEDS.

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>> SOME PAL YOU ARE, MAN.

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YOU PLAYED ME FOR A PATSY.

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>> ROLF KNEW NOTHING OF YOUR
ELASTIC SHORTS LEISURE DELIGHTS.

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>> SAY WHAT?

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DIDN'T YOU TELL BOBBY BLABBY
THAT YOU WANT TO BULLDOZE MY

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HOUSE TO BUILD A REST HOME FOR
YOUR NANA?

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>> WHAT BARBARIAN WOULD ALLOW?

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THEY'RE NEVER TO REST!

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>> I'LL TALK.

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I'LL TALK!

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SHE'S IN THERE.

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>> I KNOW IT WAS YOU THAT WENT
TO BOBBY BLABBY WITH THAT HAIRY

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LEG STORY, MONKEY FACE.

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>> WHAT YOU CALL ME?

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[SCREAMING]
>> NICE TRY.

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>> KNOCK HER BUTT INTO NEXT
WEEK, SARAH.

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>> SAYS HERE YOUR BUTT WAS
KNOCKED 2 THURSDAYS FROM NOW BY

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THE GIRL'S CURLING CLUB.

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>> LIES, LIES, ALL LIES!

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>> I AM PROUD TO INTRODUCE THIS
BOBBY BLABBY TO ROLF'S FIST OF

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PUNCTUALITY!

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>> HEY, GET IN LINE!

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IF ANYBODY'S HAVING THE LAST
LAUGH, I'M HAVING IT FIRST.

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>> COUNT ME AND PLANK OUT.

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WE REALLY LIKE THIS RAG.

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>> EXTRA, EXTRA!

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WE'RE SWIMMING IN THE PRESS
POOL.

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>> LOOK AT ALL THIS MOOLAH.

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JUST THINK, ED, WE'LL DOUBLE IT.

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NO, TRIPLE IT WITH THESE STORIES
I JUST MADE UP.

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>> WELL THAT LEAD LED NOWHERE.

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SEEMS THERE IS NO KNITTING CLUB.

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LACK OF INTEREST.

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>> FORGET THE KNITTING CLUB.

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CHECK OUT THE DOUGH I RAKED IN.

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>> I RAKED, TOO.

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>> MY WORD!

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THANK YOU.

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THANK YOU, GENTLEMEN.

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THE CONFERENCE OF THE STUDENT
FUND WILL BE GREATLY ENRICHED BY

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THIS WEEK'S TURNOVER.

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>> STUDENT FUND?

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>> WHY, YES.

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THE SCHOOL PAPER IS A NON-PROFIT
ORGANIZING.

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ALL PROCEEDS DUE TO THE SCHOOL.

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>> LIKE HECK THEY ARE.

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THE MONEY'S MINE!

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>> WHO'S THIS BOBBY BLABBY GUY?

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>> HELLO, LOYAL READER.

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>> BETTER SPILL THE BEANS
MR. EDITOR, OR YOU'RE PAPER

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PULP.

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>> I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE
TALKING ABOUT.

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>> WHO WROTE THIS STUFF?

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>> MINIATURE ALIENS?

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HAIRY LEGS?

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LOST CITIES AND SPANDEX BICYCLE
SHORTS?

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WHO INDEED IS BOBBY BLABBY?

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EDDY, CARE TO EXPLAIN?

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>> WHAT?

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COULDN'T TELL YOU.

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SOUNDS LIKE A JERK.

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>> YOU DROPPED YOUR LOOT, BABY
BOO-BOO.

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>> IT'S BOBBY BLABBY!

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GET IT RIGHT!

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OOPS.

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>> BOBBY BLABBY WAS A FAKE
BUDDY!

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IT SAYS, "THE KNITTING CLUB
FINALLY FORMED WITH ONLY ONE

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MEMBER."

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>> EXTRA, EXTRA!

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EDDY FORCED TO KNIT WORLD'S
LARGEST DOILY!

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>> MR. EDDY, ANY POINTERS
TO SHARE WITH OUR READERS

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ON YOUR NEWFOUND EXTRA
CURRICULAR MORTIFICATION?

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>> GET LOST.

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>> EDDY DEMANDS DESOLATION AS HE
DOTES ON DISTINGUISHED DOILY.

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SOUNDS LIKE A FRONT-PAGER.

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>> SMELLS LIKE A BACK-PAGER.

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>> I HATE DOILIES!

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>> I HATE DOILIES!

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>> I HATE DOILIES!

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>> GEE, NICE HEAD, ED.

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>> HA HA.

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>> ED!

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THAT ISN'T THE CORRECT WAY TO
USE THE SCHOOL BLOOD PRESSURE

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GAUGE.

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>> COME ON!

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I'M STARVING.

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KNOCK YOURSELF OUT HELPING THE
SCHOOL NURSE, SOCK HEAD, BUT

244
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IT'S WHOPPER WEINER WEDNESDAY IN
THE CAF.

245
00:12:24,542 --> 00:12:31,882
>> WHOPPER WEINER WEDNESDAY,
DOUBLE D!

246
00:12:31,958 --> 00:12:34,418
[BELL RINGING]
>> OH, VERY WELL, THEN.

247
00:12:34,500 --> 00:12:37,000
I SUPPOSE SOME NOURISHMENT WOULD
BE--

248
00:12:37,083 --> 00:12:39,633
WAIT.

249
00:12:39,708 --> 00:12:48,498
JUST A QUICK CATEGORIZATION OF
THESE COTTON SWABS, AND...

250
00:12:48,583 --> 00:12:56,383
[SCREAMING]
>> 100 FREE THROWS IN A ROW!

251
00:12:56,458 --> 00:12:57,998
>> YAY!

252
00:12:58,083 --> 00:13:01,133
>> YOUR PLANK'S HERO, KEVIN!

253
00:13:01,208 --> 00:13:02,918
>> IF YOU SAY SO.

254
00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:05,460
>> WOWZERS!

255
00:13:05,542 --> 00:13:08,212
>> OVER HERE, KEVIN.

256
00:13:08,042 --> 00:13:10,292
>> OH, MAN.

257
00:13:10,375 --> 00:13:12,375
>> GET INTO IT, WILL YOU?

258
00:13:12,458 --> 00:13:15,168
>> WHAT, LIKE THIS?

259
00:13:15,250 --> 00:13:17,210
HEY, MAN, WHAT GIVES?

260
00:13:17,292 --> 00:13:21,382
>> ROLF HONORS KEVIN WITH A
POSTERIOR PUNT OF PRAISE.

261
00:13:21,458 --> 00:13:23,878
>> RAH, KEVIN!

262
00:13:23,958 --> 00:13:31,288
[CHANTING "KEVIN."]
>> TICK-TOCK.

263
00:13:31,375 --> 00:13:32,165
TICK-TOCK.

264
00:13:32,250 --> 00:13:35,670
TICK--
>> LOOK AT THOSE SAPS!

265
00:13:35,750 --> 00:13:40,130
IT'S LIKE THEY WORSHIP HIM.

266
00:13:40,208 --> 00:13:43,788
[CHEERING]
>> EDDY, A POOR SELF-IMAGE HAS

267
00:13:43,875 --> 00:13:47,125
HE THAT ENVIES HIS FELLOW MAN'S
ACCOLADES.

268
00:13:47,208 --> 00:13:48,578
>> FORGET ACAPULCO.

269
00:13:48,667 --> 00:13:54,077
WHAT MAKES STUPID KEVIN SO
SPECIAL?

270
00:13:54,167 --> 00:13:56,627
>> I BET KEVIN CAN'T DO THIS.

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00:13:56,708 --> 00:14:02,128
OUCH.

272
00:14:02,208 --> 00:14:06,788
>> AAH!

273
00:14:06,875 --> 00:14:08,035
>> OH, DEAR.

274
00:14:08,125 --> 00:14:12,165
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW LONG IT
TOOK ME TO--

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00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:16,000
TO ARRANGE IN ALPHA-NUMERICAL
ORDER THOSE CONFIDENTIAL STUDENT

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00:14:16,083 --> 00:14:17,793
MEDICAL FILES?

277
00:14:17,875 --> 00:14:19,625
ED, DO YOU?

278
00:14:19,708 --> 00:14:21,878
>> WAS IT LONGER THAN A BREAD
BOX?

279
00:14:21,958 --> 00:14:22,998
>> HEY, LISTEN TO THIS.

280
00:14:23,083 --> 00:14:26,963
IT SAYS HERE OLD SHOVEL CHIN CAB
IS SCARED OF NEEDLES!

281
00:14:27,042 --> 00:14:28,172
>> EDDY, NO!

282
00:14:28,042 --> 00:14:29,252
YOU CAN'T READ THIS.

283
00:14:29,333 --> 00:14:32,753
THAT'S KEVIN'S PERSONAL FILE.

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00:14:32,833 --> 00:14:35,633
THE LEVEL OF PHOBIA, OR AS YOU
SO ELOQUENTLY PUT IT, "SCARED OF

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00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:38,958
NEEDLES" IS QUITE COMMONPLACE,
EDDY.

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00:14:39,042 --> 00:14:43,252
UM...

287
00:14:43,333 --> 00:14:46,133
>> WIENIE TOAST, SARAH!

288
00:14:46,208 --> 00:14:53,328
LOOK, IT'S HIM!

289
00:14:53,417 --> 00:15:00,577
[CHEERING]
>> HE'S SO DEXTEROUS.

290
00:15:00,667 --> 00:15:03,077
WOULD YOU LIKE SOME KETCHUP,
KEVIN?

291
00:15:03,167 --> 00:15:07,207
>> AFTER YOU, AMIGO.

292
00:15:07,292 --> 00:15:10,172
>> I'M THE LUCKIEST BOY IN THE
WORLD!

293
00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:11,630
>> YAY!

294
00:15:11,708 --> 00:15:14,788
>> HELLO, STUDENTS.

295
00:15:14,875 --> 00:15:18,035
>> WELL, IF IT AIN'T FLORENCE
DORKENDALE AND NURSE

296
00:15:18,125 --> 00:15:19,705
TWERPENSTEIN.

297
00:15:19,792 --> 00:15:24,422
[LAUGHING]
>> OH, LAUGH IT UP.

298
00:15:24,500 --> 00:15:27,920
NURSE ASSISTANT ED, IT SEEMS ONE
OF OUR STUDENTS HAS YET TO GET

299
00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:31,170
HIS VACCINATION.

300
00:15:31,250 --> 00:15:37,290
LUCKY FOR HIM, TODAY'S BOOSTER
SHOT DAY.

301
00:15:37,375 --> 00:15:48,705
>> HAND THEM THE LEAFLET, LUMPY.

302
00:15:48,792 --> 00:15:50,172
>> WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

303
00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:53,670
IT AIN'T BOOSTER SHOT DAY, IS
IT?

304
00:15:53,750 --> 00:15:56,500
>> TELL THEM TO LINE UP IN THE
GYM, BONEHEAD.

305
00:15:56,583 --> 00:15:58,043
DID I DO GOOD, EDDY?

306
00:15:58,125 --> 00:16:00,075
>> SHUT UP, STUPID.

307
00:16:00,167 --> 00:16:06,877
>> THAT'S MY LINE, EDDY.

308
00:16:06,958 --> 00:16:10,418
>> HEY, ROLF, THAT WEINER LOOKS
DANGEROUSLY HOT.

309
00:16:10,500 --> 00:16:18,040
LET'S POKE IT JUST TO MAKE SURE.

310
00:16:18,125 --> 00:16:19,825
>> KEVIN FAINTED!

311
00:16:19,917 --> 00:16:21,957
>> DUDE, ARE YOU OK?

312
00:16:22,042 --> 00:16:22,712
>> HUH?

313
00:16:22,792 --> 00:16:23,882
WHAT?

314
00:16:23,958 --> 00:16:24,918
UH...

315
00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:26,040
SEE WHAT?

316
00:16:26,125 --> 00:16:27,035
OH, THE COACH.

317
00:16:27,125 --> 00:16:27,995
YEAH, CALLING ME.

318
00:16:28,083 --> 00:16:28,753
GOTTA GO.

319
00:16:28,833 --> 00:16:29,383
RIGHT.

320
00:16:29,458 --> 00:16:30,498
SEE YOU.

321
00:16:30,583 --> 00:16:33,213
>> SO MUCH FOR MR. HOT-SHOT
JOCK-BOY.

322
00:16:33,042 --> 00:16:36,132
TOUGH GUY'S CHICKEN OF A LOUSY
LITTLE NEEDLE.

323
00:16:36,208 --> 00:16:39,078
[LAUGHING]
TOO RICH.

324
00:16:39,167 --> 00:16:40,127
>> NEEDLE?

325
00:16:40,208 --> 00:16:42,498
RUN AWAY!

326
00:16:42,583 --> 00:16:45,463
EVIL POINTY BAD FOR US, EDDY!

327
00:16:45,542 --> 00:16:47,752
>> RELAX, ED.

328
00:16:47,833 --> 00:16:49,213
YOU'RE NOT GETTING A NEEDLE.

329
00:16:49,292 --> 00:16:50,752
NOBODY IS.

330
00:16:50,833 --> 00:16:51,753
IT'S A JOKE.

331
00:16:51,833 --> 00:16:52,923
GET IT?

332
00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:54,000
ON KEVIN?

333
00:16:54,083 --> 00:16:55,963
>> NOT FUNNY, EDDY.

334
00:16:56,042 --> 00:16:57,882
DING DING!

335
00:16:57,958 --> 00:17:07,918
ROUND 2.

336
00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:14,630
ROUND 2.

337
00:17:14,708 --> 00:17:16,208
>> OK.

338
00:17:16,292 --> 00:17:17,632
CHILL.

339
00:17:17,708 --> 00:17:19,078
IT'S NO BIG DEAL, DUDE.

340
00:17:19,167 --> 00:17:23,787
IT'S JUST A DUMB NEEDLE.

341
00:17:23,875 --> 00:17:26,955
[SCREAMING]
OH, MAN.

342
00:17:27,042 --> 00:17:35,042
THAT'S GONNA BE ME!

343
00:17:35,125 --> 00:17:38,075
>> WE BETTER STERILIZE THESE
SHARP NEEDLES, ED.

344
00:17:38,167 --> 00:17:47,167
>> SAY, THEY'RE BIG, MONOBROW.

345
00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:56,210
[LAUGHING]
>> NEEDLE BRAIN!

346
00:17:56,042 --> 00:18:00,252
OUCH!

347
00:18:00,333 --> 00:18:06,713
[LAUGHING]
>> COME ON, ED.

348
00:18:06,792 --> 00:18:08,002
MAN, I'M GOOD.

349
00:18:08,083 --> 00:18:15,713
[LAUGHING]
[BELL RINGING]

350
00:18:15,792 --> 00:18:16,582
>> FINALLY.

351
00:18:16,667 --> 00:18:18,377
TIDIED, ORGANIZED, AND FILED.

352
00:18:18,458 --> 00:18:22,828
NOW, TO RETURN THIS--
>> ME AND PLANK ARE NEXT, NURSE

353
00:18:22,917 --> 00:18:24,667
ASSISTANT DOUBLE D.

354
00:18:24,750 --> 00:18:26,040
>> GOOD LORD, JONNY.

355
00:18:26,125 --> 00:18:28,325
MAKE YOURSELF DECENT, MAN!

356
00:18:28,417 --> 00:18:30,167
>> MOM, LIKE I LOVE YOU, OK?

357
00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:32,500
LIKE JUST IN CASE--
>> I HEARD THOSE THINGS COULD

358
00:18:32,583 --> 00:18:35,083
PUT A HOLE THROUGH A TRACK TIRE,
JIMMY!

359
00:18:35,167 --> 00:18:36,577
>> OWIE, SARAH.

360
00:18:36,667 --> 00:18:38,787
>> WEIRD.

361
00:18:38,875 --> 00:18:39,705
>> DOUBLED EDD, BOY.

362
00:18:39,792 --> 00:18:41,082
ROLF BEGS YOU.

363
00:18:41,167 --> 00:18:43,037
TAKE THIS TO YOUR PROPER
SPECIES, PLACE YOU ON A BOAT,

364
00:18:43,125 --> 00:18:51,325
AND MAKE GREAT WITH YOUR
PAIN-FILLED POKE.

365
00:18:51,417 --> 00:18:54,667
>> WHAT HAS GOTTEN INTO
EVERYONE?

366
00:18:54,750 --> 00:18:56,130
WHAT'S THIS?

367
00:18:56,208 --> 00:18:58,078
BOOSTER SHOT DAY?

368
00:18:58,167 --> 00:19:02,577
TODAY?

369
00:19:02,667 --> 00:19:04,127
>> OH, KEVIN.

370
00:19:04,208 --> 00:19:06,038
>> THERE HE IS!

371
00:19:06,125 --> 00:19:16,325
BE A GOOD BOY, AND I'LL GIVE YOU
A LOLLIPOP!

372
00:19:16,417 --> 00:19:18,127
>> AH HA!

373
00:19:18,208 --> 00:19:20,578
STICK OUT YOUR ARM, YOU BIG
BABY.

374
00:19:20,667 --> 00:19:21,577
>> NO WAY.

375
00:19:21,667 --> 00:19:22,917
BACK OFF, MAN!

376
00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:24,580
>> WHO'S THE BIG SHOT NOW, HUH?

377
00:19:24,667 --> 00:19:25,997
GET IT?

378
00:19:26,083 --> 00:19:27,213
BIG SHOT?

379
00:19:27,042 --> 00:19:27,832
HA HA!

380
00:19:27,917 --> 00:19:28,877
I'M TOO GOOD.

381
00:19:28,958 --> 00:19:32,168
[LAUGHING]
>> PARDON ME, EDDY.

382
00:19:32,250 --> 00:19:34,630
BUT THERE SEEMS TO BE A TAD OF
CONFUSION ON THIS BOOSTER SHOT

383
00:19:34,708 --> 00:19:36,578
DAY.

384
00:19:36,667 --> 00:19:39,457
I HAVE NO SCHEDULED VACCINATIONS
ON ROSTER FOR TODAY.

385
00:19:39,542 --> 00:19:41,042
>> WHAT?

386
00:19:41,125 --> 00:19:42,245
>> WELL, IT'S WRONG!

387
00:19:42,333 --> 00:19:45,293
[LAUGHING]
HERE IT COMES!

388
00:19:45,375 --> 00:19:48,955
[LAUGHING]
>> HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, MISTER!

389
00:19:49,042 --> 00:19:52,462
I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN YOU'D
EXPLOIT POOR KEVIN'S PHOBIA FOR

390
00:19:52,542 --> 00:19:56,082
YOUR DEPRAVED
SELF-GRATIFICATION.

391
00:19:56,167 --> 00:19:59,877
>> GOOD BUTTOCK FINDS ITS OWN
BENCH, EDDY.

392
00:19:59,958 --> 00:20:05,168
>> WHY THE WHOLE SCHOOL IS IN AN
UPROAR AT YOUR INSIDIOUS PRANK.

393
00:20:05,250 --> 00:20:06,920
>> AAH!

394
00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:09,170
LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT POKER!

395
00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:10,080
IT'S AFTER ME.

396
00:20:10,167 --> 00:20:11,787
AAH!

397
00:20:11,875 --> 00:20:15,955
[SCREAMING]
>> OH, IS IT GONNA HURT!

398
00:20:16,042 --> 00:20:17,082
>> WATCH THIS!

399
00:20:17,167 --> 00:20:19,167
IT'LL KILL YOU, DOUBLE D.

400
00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:30,250
[LAUGHING]
[LAUGHING]

401
00:20:30,333 --> 00:20:33,133
>> THAT WAS REAL FUNNY, DORKY.

402
00:20:33,208 --> 00:20:35,328
SO I GUESS IT'S MY TURN, RIGHT?

403
00:20:35,417 --> 00:20:37,997
KISS YOUR FACE GOOD-BYE, LOSER.

404
00:20:38,083 --> 00:20:40,633
>> WAIT, USE ED'S FACE.

405
00:20:40,708 --> 00:20:42,458
HE DOESN'T NEED IT.

406
00:20:42,542 --> 00:20:44,042
>> FORE!

407
00:20:44,125 --> 00:20:44,535
>> WAIT!

408
00:20:44,625 --> 00:20:45,995
WAIT, DOUBLE D.

409
00:20:46,083 --> 00:20:47,713
GIVE HIM ONE OF THOSE HEALTH
PAMPHLETS OR WHATEVER YOU DO.

410
00:20:47,792 --> 00:20:49,632
>> MOVE IT OR LOSE IT, DOUBLE D.

411
00:20:49,708 --> 00:20:52,578
>> IF I MAY, I THINK I HAVE A
SOLUTION MUCH MORE FITTING THAN

412
00:20:52,667 --> 00:20:56,167
THE CLICHE ACT OF CARTOON
BARBARISM.

413
00:20:56,000 --> 00:21:01,460
[WHISPERING]
[LAUGHING]

414
00:21:01,542 --> 00:21:04,002
>> OH, NOT FAIR.

415
00:21:04,083 --> 00:21:11,633
>> SIT.

416
00:21:11,708 --> 00:21:18,578
[BELL RINGING]
>> THE NURSE IS READY FOR YOU,

417
00:21:18,667 --> 00:21:20,127
KEVIN.

418
00:21:20,208 --> 00:21:20,918
>> GOOD.

419
00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:22,210
THIS AIN'T A BAD READ.

420
00:21:22,292 --> 00:21:25,172
>> YOU COULD TAKE NOTES TO FULLY
BENEFIT FROM THE INFORMATION.

421
00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:27,290
IT'S SO, UM...

422
00:21:27,375 --> 00:21:28,415
>> DON'T PUSH IT.

423
00:21:28,500 --> 00:21:29,250
>> UH, YES.

424
00:21:29,333 --> 00:21:30,083
OF COURSE.

425
00:21:30,167 --> 00:21:30,997
>> HEY, LET ME GO!

426
00:21:31,083 --> 00:21:32,543
UNTIE ME!

427
00:21:32,625 --> 00:21:35,075
>> I FOUND HIM IN THE SCIENCE
CUPBOARD PRETENDING TO BE A

428
00:21:35,167 --> 00:21:38,667
STUFFED BEAVER, DOUBLE D.

429
00:21:38,750 --> 00:21:40,000
>> THE NURSE THANKS YOU, EDDY.

430
00:21:40,083 --> 00:21:41,083
>> OH, YEAH?

431
00:21:41,167 --> 00:21:42,417
WHAT FOR?

432
00:21:42,500 --> 00:21:45,040
>> FOR HELPING KEVIN CONQUER HIS
FEAR OF NEEDLES BY LETTING HIM

433
00:21:45,125 --> 00:21:48,625
WITNESS THE SAFE AND EASY
ADMINISTRATION OF A REAL BOOSTER

434
00:21:48,708 --> 00:21:54,828
SHOT.

435
00:21:54,917 --> 00:21:56,037
>> OH, NO YOU DON'T!

436
00:21:56,125 --> 00:21:57,915
NOT ME!

437
00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:00,960
>> WORRY NOT, LITTLE MAN, 'CAUSE
YOU GET TO HAVE A LOLLIPOP

438
00:22:01,042 --> 00:22:02,082
AFTER.

439
00:22:02,167 --> 00:22:03,917
>> MOMMY!

440
00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:08,000
>> SWEET.

441
00:22:08,083 --> 00:22:09,753
>> LET'S--NO, DON'T DO IT!

442
00:22:09,833 --> 00:22:12,003
I'M TOO YOUNG!

443
00:22:12,083 --> 00:22:15,043
>> NEEDLE!

444
00:22:15,125 --> 00:22:16,745
UH-OH.

445
00:22:16,833 --> 00:22:20,213
>> I HATE NEEDLES!

446
00:22:20,292 --> 00:22:28,082
[LAUGHING]
[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY

447
00:22:28,167 --> 00:22:31,577
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]
[CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL

448
00:22:31,667 --> 00:22:43,747
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
--www.ncicap.org--]

449
00:22:43,833 --> 00:22:44,963
>> ED, EDD, N' EDDY!

450
00:22:45,042 --> 00:22:45,132
>> BBBBBB-YEAH.