1 00:00:06,417 --> 00:00:16,377 TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP] >> ED! 2 00:00:16,458 --> 00:00:27,078 TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP] >> ED! 3 00:00:27,167 --> 00:00:27,667 >> EDD! 4 00:00:27,750 --> 00:00:28,250 >> EDDY! 5 00:00:28,333 --> 00:00:29,173 >> BBBLLL... 6 00:00:29,000 --> 00:00:31,540 YEAH! 7 00:00:44,750 --> 00:00:51,290 YEAH! 8 00:00:51,375 --> 00:00:54,375 >> THE LITTLE FAIRY--SO LITTLE IS SHE. 9 00:00:54,458 --> 00:00:57,458 HER BOAT FITS SNUGLY INSIDE A PEA. 10 00:00:57,542 --> 00:00:59,042 >> INSIDE A PEA? 11 00:00:59,125 --> 00:01:00,285 DREAMY! 12 00:01:00,375 --> 00:01:04,035 >> SHE SAILED TO THE FAIRY KINGDOM IN THE CLOUDS PAST A 13 00:01:04,125 --> 00:01:08,165 DIAMOND STAIRWELL TO A GARDEN OF DOVES. 14 00:01:08,250 --> 00:01:12,960 >> GARDEN OF DOVES. 15 00:01:13,042 --> 00:01:14,212 >> OH, LOOK, SARAH. 16 00:01:14,042 --> 00:01:15,672 I THINK I SEE HER BOAT! 17 00:01:15,750 --> 00:01:17,130 >> PIPE DOWN. 18 00:01:17,208 --> 00:01:19,458 IF I DON'T FINISH THIS STUPID GEOGRAPHY ESSAY, I'M OFF THE 19 00:01:19,542 --> 00:01:21,462 TEAM, MAN. 20 00:01:21,542 --> 00:01:24,672 >> AH! 21 00:01:24,750 --> 00:01:28,250 SHE TURNED AND WAVED MINDY THE MERMAID GOOD-BYE, FLUTTERED 22 00:01:28,333 --> 00:01:31,133 HER WINGS AND FLEW INTO THE SKY! 23 00:01:31,208 --> 00:01:33,248 >> LITTLE AM I, BUT I STILL CAN FLY. 24 00:01:33,333 --> 00:01:34,833 TRY TO KEEP UP WITH ME. 25 00:01:34,917 --> 00:01:38,327 TRY! TRY! TRY! 26 00:01:38,417 --> 00:01:40,127 >> I'M FLYING! 27 00:01:40,208 --> 00:01:43,248 WEE! 28 00:01:43,333 --> 00:01:44,883 >> GROW UP, SQUIRT. 29 00:01:44,958 --> 00:01:48,668 ALL THAT FAIRY-TALE STUFF'S A LOAD OF BALONEY. 30 00:01:48,750 --> 00:01:50,670 >> FAIRY TALES ARE NOT A LOAD OF BALONEY. 31 00:01:50,750 --> 00:01:52,040 THEY'RE REAL, GOLLY GOSH! 32 00:01:52,125 --> 00:01:52,915 YOU'LL SEE! 33 00:01:53,000 --> 00:01:54,040 YOU'LL SEE! 34 00:01:54,125 --> 00:02:02,285 >> SHH. 35 00:02:02,375 --> 00:02:09,325 >> HOW IS IT THAT THE OTHERS KNOW OF ROLF'S LOADS OF BALONEY? 36 00:02:09,417 --> 00:02:17,417 [BELL RINGS] [MANIACAL LAUGHING] 37 00:02:17,500 --> 00:02:20,460 >> ED? 38 00:02:20,542 --> 00:02:25,882 EDDY? 39 00:02:25,958 --> 00:02:29,708 >> DID YOU SEE THE LOOK ON NAZZ'S FACE, DOUBLE D? 40 00:02:29,792 --> 00:02:32,132 I THOUGHT SHE WAS GONNA THROW UP! 41 00:02:32,208 --> 00:02:33,078 >> SILLY ME. 42 00:02:33,167 --> 00:02:35,497 AND HERE I THOUGHT WE WERE BEYOND DEPANTSING ED 43 00:02:35,583 --> 00:02:37,083 IN FRONT OF THE CHEERLEADERS. 44 00:02:37,167 --> 00:02:37,997 >> YOU LOVED IT. 45 00:02:38,083 --> 00:02:40,213 ADMIT IT. 46 00:02:40,292 --> 00:02:42,712 >> WAIT AND SEE, MR. YUM YUM. 47 00:02:42,792 --> 00:02:45,792 WHEN MY MAGIC CARPET FLIES LIKE THIS BOOK SAYS IT CAN, KEVIN 48 00:02:45,875 --> 00:02:49,245 WILL KNOW ONCE AND FOR ALL FAIRY TALES DO EXIST. 49 00:02:49,333 --> 00:02:51,923 OH, YOU MIGHT NEED THIS. 50 00:02:52,000 --> 00:02:54,170 I'LL FLY RIGHT THROUGH HIS WINDOW AND-- 51 00:02:54,250 --> 00:02:56,040 >> HEY, ALI BABA, LOOK OUT! 52 00:02:56,125 --> 00:02:58,205 IT'S FLYING ALL MAGIC-LIKE! 53 00:02:58,042 --> 00:02:59,172 WATCH OUT! 54 00:02:59,000 --> 00:03:01,210 HA HA! 55 00:03:01,042 --> 00:03:02,382 >> AW... 56 00:03:02,458 --> 00:03:07,498 DON'T COUNT YOUR BEANS BEFORE THEY HATCH, LITTLE FELLA. 57 00:03:07,583 --> 00:03:13,083 >> OH, ED, NOT YOU, TOO. 58 00:03:13,167 --> 00:03:16,077 FAIRY TALES DO EXIST. 59 00:03:16,167 --> 00:03:20,207 PIXIES, MERMAIDS, AND UNICORNS ARE REAL! 60 00:03:20,042 --> 00:03:23,332 [SOBBING] >> HEY, BUDDY. 61 00:03:23,417 --> 00:03:25,037 IT'S ALL RIGHT. 62 00:03:25,125 --> 00:03:27,495 TURN THAT FROWN UPSIDE DOWN. 63 00:03:27,583 --> 00:03:29,133 WHAT'S KEV KNOW? 64 00:03:29,208 --> 00:03:33,328 IT JUST SO HAPPENS I SAW A UNICORN IN THE WOODS THIS VERY 65 00:03:33,417 --> 00:03:35,417 MORNING, JIMMY, MY BOY. 66 00:03:35,500 --> 00:03:36,290 >> YOU DID, EDDY? 67 00:03:36,375 --> 00:03:37,455 REALLY? 68 00:03:37,542 --> 00:03:40,132 >> WHAT DO YOU SAY YOU AND ME GO SEE IT? 69 00:03:40,208 --> 00:03:42,498 >> OH, YES, OF COURSE. 70 00:03:42,583 --> 00:03:44,963 THAT'S A SPLENDID IDEA, EDDY. 71 00:03:45,042 --> 00:03:49,042 THAT WOULD CERTAINLY MAKE JIMMY--I MEAN KEVIN--SEE THE 72 00:03:49,125 --> 00:03:53,035 TRUTH IN FAIRY TALES. 73 00:03:53,125 --> 00:03:56,415 >> THANK YOU, EDDY. 74 00:03:56,500 --> 00:03:58,920 >> NO PROBLEMO, CURLY Q. 75 00:03:59,000 --> 00:04:03,250 >> DON'T FORGET ME, KIDS. 76 00:04:03,333 --> 00:04:06,423 >> WHY DON'T YOU MEET ME IN THE WOODS IN AN HOUR? 77 00:04:06,500 --> 00:04:11,210 >> WITH BELLS ON MY TOES. 78 00:04:11,042 --> 00:04:14,672 >> EDDY, THAT WAS A VERY, VERY SWEET THING YOU DID FOR YOUNG 79 00:04:14,750 --> 00:04:15,580 JIMMY. 80 00:04:15,667 --> 00:04:17,667 I'M SO PROUD OF YOU. 81 00:04:17,750 --> 00:04:21,670 >> THAT'S JUST THE KIND OF GUY I AM, DOUBLE D. 82 00:04:21,750 --> 00:04:22,670 I'M ALL HEART. 83 00:04:22,750 --> 00:04:23,830 RIGHT, ED? 84 00:04:23,917 --> 00:04:25,327 >> BERRIES, BERRIES, ARE GOOD FOR YOUR HEART. 85 00:04:25,417 --> 00:04:34,877 THE MORE YOU EAT, THE MORE-- >> SHUT UP, ED. 86 00:04:34,958 --> 00:04:36,828 >> HEY, ROLF, WHAT'S IN THE BAG? 87 00:04:36,917 --> 00:04:38,877 LOT OF HOMEWORK TONIGHT, HUH? 88 00:04:38,958 --> 00:04:40,128 >> THIS HOMEWORK? 89 00:04:40,208 --> 00:04:41,498 ROLF HAS MUCH HOMEWORK. 90 00:04:41,583 --> 00:04:42,713 CERTAINLY NOT A LOAD OF BALONEY. 91 00:04:42,792 --> 00:04:44,132 NO, NO. 92 00:04:44,208 --> 00:04:45,208 WE HAVE FINISHED TALKING. 93 00:04:45,292 --> 00:04:57,542 GOOD NIGHT. 94 00:04:57,625 --> 00:05:01,825 >> LOOK OUT FOR THOSE GOLD-DUSTED UNICORN HOOF PRINTS. 95 00:05:01,917 --> 00:05:04,077 >> BE STILL, MY BEATING HEART. 96 00:05:04,167 --> 00:05:05,037 AM I SCHFITSING? 97 00:05:05,125 --> 00:05:05,665 I AM! 98 00:05:05,750 --> 00:05:08,460 I AM, EDDY! 99 00:05:08,542 --> 00:05:10,132 >> QUIET. 100 00:05:10,208 --> 00:05:18,078 YOU'LL SCARE IT. 101 00:05:18,167 --> 00:05:21,627 [NEIGHS] >> FAIRY TALES ARE TRUE! 102 00:05:21,708 --> 00:05:23,788 >> HOLD UP. 103 00:05:23,875 --> 00:05:26,745 I COULD HAVE SWORN I HAD SOME RARE UNICORN FOOD AROUND HERE 104 00:05:26,833 --> 00:05:27,673 SOMEWHERE. 105 00:05:27,750 --> 00:05:28,920 OH, LOOKY. 106 00:05:29,000 --> 00:05:31,170 A MAGICAL UNICORN CRACKER. 107 00:05:31,250 --> 00:05:33,630 ONLY A QUARTER. 108 00:05:33,708 --> 00:05:36,708 FEED THE UNICORN, JIMMY. 109 00:05:36,792 --> 00:05:38,542 >> WEE! 110 00:05:38,625 --> 00:05:40,705 >> HEY, HEY, HEY, RELAX THERE, SLUGGER. 111 00:05:40,792 --> 00:05:42,172 >> BUT I HAVEN'T MET HIM YET. 112 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:49,000 >> HUGGING COSTS EXTRA. 113 00:05:49,083 --> 00:05:53,213 >> AAH! 114 00:05:53,292 --> 00:05:56,002 >> GRACIOUS, ED. 115 00:05:56,083 --> 00:05:58,133 YOU COULD HAVE AT LEAST LEFT YOUR SHOES ON. 116 00:05:58,208 --> 00:05:59,378 >> AAH! 117 00:05:59,458 --> 00:06:01,038 KEVIN WAS RIGHT! 118 00:06:01,125 --> 00:06:04,495 FAIRY TALES AREN'T TRUE! 119 00:06:04,583 --> 00:06:05,503 IT'S ALL A LIE! 120 00:06:05,583 --> 00:06:06,173 A LIE! 121 00:06:06,250 --> 00:06:07,750 ALL OF IT! 122 00:06:07,833 --> 00:06:11,253 >> IT AIN'T MY FAULT THAT FAIRY TALE STUFF'S A LOAD OF BALONEY! 123 00:06:11,333 --> 00:06:12,833 [ECHOING] LOAD OF BALONEY! 124 00:06:12,917 --> 00:06:14,917 LOAD OF BALONEY! 125 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:18,170 >> EVERYONE IS AFTER ROLF'S LOAD OF BALONEY. 126 00:06:18,000 --> 00:06:20,500 YOU SHALL NOT HAVE IT. 127 00:06:20,583 --> 00:06:25,713 IT IS ROLF'S LOAD. 128 00:06:25,792 --> 00:06:28,422 >> LA LA LA LA... 129 00:06:28,500 --> 00:06:37,710 [DOORBELL RINGS] JIMMY, IS THAT YOU? 130 00:06:37,792 --> 00:06:40,042 >> COME ON, DOUBLE D! 131 00:06:40,125 --> 00:06:41,705 CANDY STORE'S A-WAITING. 132 00:06:41,792 --> 00:06:43,832 >> AND IT'S WAITING A LOT. 133 00:06:43,917 --> 00:06:45,537 BIG BUTT. 134 00:06:45,625 --> 00:06:46,625 >> HUH? 135 00:06:46,708 --> 00:06:47,998 WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? 136 00:06:48,083 --> 00:06:49,293 I ATE A BIG BREAKFAST. 137 00:06:49,375 --> 00:06:51,075 SO WHAT? 138 00:06:51,167 --> 00:06:53,457 >> AH, SUCH SHAME. 139 00:06:53,542 --> 00:06:56,422 GORGED IN GUILT. 140 00:06:56,500 --> 00:07:00,790 OH, I WILL NOT SLEEP THIS NOR ANY OTHER NIGHT KNOWING I HAD A 141 00:07:00,875 --> 00:07:06,075 HAND IN RUINING JIMMY'S INNOCENT ENCHANTMENT OF FAIRY TALES. 142 00:07:06,167 --> 00:07:07,997 >> AW, HE'LL GET OVER IT. 143 00:07:08,083 --> 00:07:11,043 KIND OF REMINDS ME OF THE DAY MY BROTHER TOLD ME CARTOONS WEREN'T 144 00:07:11,125 --> 00:07:12,075 REAL. 145 00:07:12,167 --> 00:07:14,207 >> SAY IT ISN'T SO, EDDY. 146 00:07:14,292 --> 00:07:15,332 >> YEP. 147 00:07:15,417 --> 00:07:18,457 GROWING UP SURE STINKS. 148 00:07:18,542 --> 00:07:21,132 OOH... 149 00:07:21,208 --> 00:07:22,918 >> SARAH, GUYS. 150 00:07:23,000 --> 00:07:27,210 >> JIMMY'S A ZOMBIE BECAUSE OF YOUR STUPID UNICORN TRICK! 151 00:07:27,292 --> 00:07:28,922 >> A ZOMBIE? 152 00:07:29,000 --> 00:07:32,630 ED MUST TOUCH ZOMBIE! 153 00:07:32,708 --> 00:07:37,328 >> YOU'D BETTER FIX HIM BEFORE SUNDOWN, OR YOU'RE GONNA BE DOG 154 00:07:37,417 --> 00:07:39,997 MEAT. 155 00:07:40,083 --> 00:07:41,833 GOT IT? 156 00:07:41,917 --> 00:07:43,747 >> SARAH, I ASSURE YOU THAT MY ONLY WISH IS TO MAKE THINGS 157 00:07:43,833 --> 00:07:44,673 RIGHT. 158 00:07:44,750 --> 00:07:48,290 >> NO, IT ISN'T. 159 00:07:48,375 --> 00:07:53,125 I MEANT YES, YES, WE WILL MAKE IT. 160 00:07:53,208 --> 00:07:54,458 WHERE IS THE LITTLE GUY? 161 00:07:54,542 --> 00:07:56,502 I MISS HIM SO. 162 00:07:56,583 --> 00:08:06,543 [THUNDER] [SCREAMS] 163 00:08:06,625 --> 00:08:14,375 [THUNDER] [SCREAMS] 164 00:08:14,458 --> 00:08:16,288 HI, LITTLE FELLOW! 165 00:08:16,375 --> 00:08:17,825 >> CONCENTRATE, EDDY. 166 00:08:17,917 --> 00:08:20,627 FAIRIES ARE SUPPOSED TO FLOAT DAINTILY, NOT FLOUNDER 167 00:08:20,708 --> 00:08:31,378 HAPHAZARDLY. 168 00:08:31,458 --> 00:08:35,788 >> WHY, YOU DIRTY-- I'M THE LITTLEST FAIRY. 169 00:08:35,875 --> 00:08:37,125 TING! 170 00:08:37,208 --> 00:08:40,328 WITH A SPELL TO CHEER YOU UP ALL BRIGHT AND MERRY. 171 00:08:40,417 --> 00:08:41,627 >> YOU DON'T EXIST. 172 00:08:41,708 --> 00:08:44,958 >> AND? 173 00:08:45,042 --> 00:08:46,882 >> IT'S NOT WORKING, DOUBLE D. 174 00:08:46,958 --> 00:08:49,748 JIMMY'S CLOUD WON'T GO AWAY. 175 00:08:49,833 --> 00:08:51,963 DOUBLE D? 176 00:08:52,042 --> 00:08:57,502 >> A TIDE OF JOY COMES YOUR WAY. 177 00:08:57,583 --> 00:09:00,293 I'M ALANIS, MERMAID OF THE SEA. 178 00:09:00,375 --> 00:09:03,745 A MYTHOLOGICAL GODDESS TO HELP GUIDE YOU THROUGH. 179 00:09:03,833 --> 00:09:05,963 >> YOU'RE NOT REAL. 180 00:09:06,042 --> 00:09:07,042 >> HERE I GO. 181 00:09:07,125 --> 00:09:09,825 >> [YODELING] >> YONKA, YONKA, YONKA. 182 00:09:09,917 --> 00:09:15,417 I'M NUGGET THE GNOME, AND I--AND I TICKLE THE FEET OF SAD 183 00:09:15,500 --> 00:09:17,670 LITTLE-- >> GO AWAY, CHARLATAN. 184 00:09:17,750 --> 00:09:22,080 >> WHOA! 185 00:09:22,167 --> 00:09:24,207 >> WHAT IRONY IS THIS? 186 00:09:24,042 --> 00:09:27,042 A HORSESHOE MADE OF PURE GOLD? 187 00:09:27,125 --> 00:09:29,165 >> GOLD, YOU SAY? 188 00:09:29,250 --> 00:09:33,330 >> AS GOLD AS THE TOES OF MY ONCE-BELOVED UNICORN CREATURE. 189 00:09:33,417 --> 00:09:36,827 BUT FAIRIES AND UNICORNS NO LONGER EXIST TO ME. 190 00:09:36,917 --> 00:09:39,207 NOTHING BUT TORRID LIES. 191 00:09:39,292 --> 00:09:43,832 THIS 24-KARAT SHOE IS NOTHING BUT A REMINDER OF MY GULLIBLE 192 00:09:43,917 --> 00:09:45,247 YOUTH. 193 00:09:45,333 --> 00:09:46,833 >> TELL YOU WHAT. 194 00:09:46,917 --> 00:09:50,127 IF IT'S WEARING YOU OUT SO MUCH, I'LL GIVE YOU A QUARTER FOR IT. 195 00:09:50,208 --> 00:09:53,168 I'M RICH! 196 00:09:53,000 --> 00:09:55,210 I'M ROLLING IN DOUGH! 197 00:09:55,042 --> 00:09:56,922 I CAN RETIRE NOW! 198 00:09:57,000 --> 00:09:57,500 LOOK! 199 00:09:57,583 --> 00:10:00,133 IT'S MINE! 200 00:10:00,208 --> 00:10:03,458 >> PERHAPS YOU MAY WANT TO HAVE A CLOSER LOOK, EDDY. 201 00:10:03,542 --> 00:10:05,632 >> WHAT? 202 00:10:05,708 --> 00:10:08,038 >> I'M AFRAID THIS IS NOTHING MORE THAN A PLASTIC DENTAL 203 00:10:08,125 --> 00:10:11,415 RETAINER PAINTED WITH GOLD NAIL POLISH. 204 00:10:11,500 --> 00:10:14,790 >> HORSES DON'T HAVE TEETH ON THEIR FEET, DOUBLE D. 205 00:10:14,875 --> 00:10:16,575 >> HEE HEE! 206 00:10:16,667 --> 00:10:18,497 >> JIMMY'S HAPPY AGAIN. 207 00:10:18,583 --> 00:10:20,003 >> INDEED. 208 00:10:20,083 --> 00:10:21,003 >> WHAT? 209 00:10:21,083 --> 00:10:22,793 YOU BACKSTABBING LITTLE WEASEL! 210 00:10:22,875 --> 00:10:25,205 GIVE ME BACK MY QUARTER! 211 00:10:25,042 --> 00:10:29,882 WHAT'S THE X FOR? 212 00:10:29,958 --> 00:10:33,208 >> GOT THE FAIRY CREATURE'S PROOF, JIMMY. 213 00:10:33,042 --> 00:10:34,382 >> WHOA. 214 00:10:34,458 --> 00:10:37,418 SAY, FLUFFY, YOU SURE MADE A BELIEVER OUT OF ME, DUDE. 215 00:10:37,500 --> 00:10:39,710 I'D BETTER GO SPREAD THIS WITH THE OTHERS AT SCHOOL. 216 00:10:39,792 --> 00:10:41,672 THEY'LL SURE WANT TO SEE THIS. 217 00:10:41,750 --> 00:10:42,580 >> NO, WAIT! 218 00:10:42,667 --> 00:10:44,787 KEV, COME BACK! 219 00:10:44,875 --> 00:10:51,035 >> [LAUGHTER] >> THEY WERE ALL PART OF AN 220 00:10:51,125 --> 00:10:53,165 INGENIOUS, ELABORATE HOAX. 221 00:10:53,250 --> 00:10:55,290 >> ALL THAT FOR A STUPID QUARTER. 222 00:10:55,375 --> 00:10:57,455 HOW DESPERATE CAN YOU GET? 223 00:10:57,542 --> 00:11:01,042 >> WELL, BEST PREPARE OUR FAIRY TALE FOR SCHOOL TOMORROW. 224 00:11:01,125 --> 00:11:03,205 IT'S GONNA TAKE A LOT OF EXPLAINING TO GET OUT OF THIS 225 00:11:03,292 --> 00:11:05,292 PLOT HOLE. 226 00:11:05,375 --> 00:11:08,955 >> WHAT A LOAD OF BALONEY! 227 00:11:09,042 --> 00:11:10,882 >> ROLF, ARE YOU OK? 228 00:11:10,958 --> 00:11:12,748 YOU DON'T LOOK SO GOOD. 229 00:11:12,833 --> 00:11:14,713 >> TOO LATE, VULTURES. 230 00:11:14,792 --> 00:11:18,212 ROLF HAS TAKEN CARE OF HIS LOAD OF BALONEY FOR GOOD. 231 00:11:18,292 --> 00:11:21,962 [BURPS] >> ROLF'S A HOOT, HUH, PLANK? 232 00:11:22,042 --> 00:11:25,752 > MOTHER, OPERATION FOR ROLF, I BEG YOU. 233 00:11:25,833 --> 00:11:28,503 >> HA HA HA! 234 00:11:41,625 --> 00:11:51,575 [BUZZING] >> OH, TOO COOL! 235 00:11:51,667 --> 00:12:01,577 [BUZZING] >> OH, TOO COOL! 236 00:12:01,667 --> 00:12:08,957 [BUZZING] >> OH, TOO COOL! 237 00:12:09,042 --> 00:12:21,422 [BUGLE BLARING] >> RANGERS, HALT! 238 00:12:21,500 --> 00:12:24,830 THE URBAN RANGERS WILL NOW ENTICE YOU WITH THEIR DISCIPLINE 239 00:12:24,917 --> 00:12:28,207 AND DARING DO. 240 00:12:28,292 --> 00:12:38,252 [WHISTLE BLOWS] [WHISTLE BLOWS] 241 00:12:38,333 --> 00:12:48,293 [WHISTLE BLOWS] [WHISTLE BLOWS] 242 00:12:48,375 --> 00:12:55,325 [WHISTLE BLOWS] [WHISTLE BLOWS] 243 00:12:55,417 --> 00:13:00,917 >> [OOHS AND AHS] >> YEAH, MORE, MORE! 244 00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:04,080 ARE THEY FANCY OR WHAT? 245 00:13:04,167 --> 00:13:06,287 >> URBAN LOSERS. 246 00:13:06,375 --> 00:13:10,125 >> POTENTIAL VACATIONERS OF THE CUL-DE-SAC, AS YOU HAVE SEEN, 247 00:13:10,208 --> 00:13:14,708 YOU, TOO, CAN EASE THE BURDEN OF DAILY CHORES. 248 00:13:14,792 --> 00:13:16,132 >> WHOA! 249 00:13:16,208 --> 00:13:17,578 AHH! 250 00:13:17,667 --> 00:13:20,497 >> COME JOIN THE URBAN RANGERS AND BECOME THE MASTER OF THE 251 00:13:20,583 --> 00:13:22,503 MUNDANE, THE DUKE OF DUTIES. 252 00:13:22,583 --> 00:13:24,833 EARN BADGES, IMPRESS YOUR RELATIVES. 253 00:13:24,917 --> 00:13:26,997 >> YOU DO HAVE TO ADMIRE THEIR EFFORTS IN EDUCATING THE 254 00:13:27,083 --> 00:13:36,003 COMMUNITY, EDDY. 255 00:13:36,083 --> 00:13:37,753 >> AHH. 256 00:13:37,833 --> 00:13:40,713 ROLF SEES THE URBAN RANGERS ARE FAR TOO DEMANDING FOR ONE WHOSE 257 00:13:40,792 --> 00:13:43,502 HEAD RESEMBLES THE SIDE TABLE TO A COUCH. 258 00:13:43,583 --> 00:13:55,253 >> [LAUGHTER] >> OK, TOUGH GUY. 259 00:13:55,333 --> 00:13:58,543 HOW ABOUT I TAKE YOU ON FOR THE HARDEST BADGE YOU GOT RIGHT 260 00:13:58,625 --> 00:14:00,745 HERE, RIGHT NOW? 261 00:14:00,833 --> 00:14:02,213 >> HOLY MACKEREL. 262 00:14:02,042 --> 00:14:05,832 IS HE TALKING ABOUT THE--THE-- >> HAIRY CHEST OF RESILIENCE 263 00:14:05,917 --> 00:14:07,167 BADGE? 264 00:14:07,250 --> 00:14:10,210 >> NOBODY'S EARNED THAT BADGE IN OVER 50 YEARS. 265 00:14:10,292 --> 00:14:13,082 >> THIS BADGE HAS TRAMPLED THE EGGPLANTS OF MANY A BRAVE 266 00:14:13,167 --> 00:14:15,417 HOPEFUL WHO HAVE TRIED TO OBTAIN IT. 267 00:14:15,500 --> 00:14:19,130 >> IMITATES CHICKEN] I SMELL A CHICKEN. 268 00:14:19,208 --> 00:14:20,538 >> A CHICKEN, EDDY? 269 00:14:20,625 --> 00:14:21,455 >> YEP. 270 00:14:21,542 --> 00:14:24,672 A BIG URBAN, FREE-RANGER CHICKEN. 271 00:14:24,750 --> 00:14:27,170 I GOT A BADGE FOR YOU, MR. CHICKEN. 272 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:30,420 HOW ABOUT THE GO HOME AND LAY AN EGG BADGE? 273 00:14:30,500 --> 00:14:33,170 AH HA HA! 274 00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:34,290 >> ENOUGH! 275 00:14:34,375 --> 00:14:37,575 YOUR MOCKERY OF THE DOMESTIC FOWL INSULTS ROLF. 276 00:14:37,667 --> 00:14:40,957 YOU KNOW NOT WHERE YOU TREAD, ED, BOY. 277 00:14:41,042 --> 00:14:48,632 URBAN RANGERS! 278 00:14:48,708 --> 00:14:49,998 >> FOLLOW THE CHICKEN. 279 00:14:50,083 --> 00:14:51,133 FOLLOW THE CHICKEN. 280 00:14:51,208 --> 00:14:53,248 FOLLOW THE CHICKEN. 281 00:14:53,333 --> 00:14:55,503 >> EDDY, ACCORDING TO MY CALCULATIONS, TAKING INTO 282 00:14:55,583 --> 00:14:58,333 CONSIDERATION MASS VERSUS HEIGHT VERSUS THE SCOPE OF COVERAGE 283 00:14:58,417 --> 00:15:01,377 AND SHEER BODY HAIR, ROLF SURPASSES YOU IN EVERY CATEGORY, 284 00:15:01,458 --> 00:15:03,208 EDDY. 285 00:15:03,042 --> 00:15:03,922 >> OH, YEAH? 286 00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:05,130 WELL, WHO CARES? 287 00:15:05,208 --> 00:15:19,828 I'LL SHOW THESE URBAN DWEEBS ONCE AND FOR ALL. 288 00:15:19,917 --> 00:15:22,207 >> HEAR YE, HEAR YE. 289 00:15:22,042 --> 00:15:25,042 YOU BRAVE MEN ARE ABOUT TO EMBARK ON A SERIES OF TESTS 290 00:15:25,125 --> 00:15:27,915 ORDAINED BY THE GRAND POOBAH OF THE INTERNATIONAL 291 00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:29,420 URBAN RANGERHOOD. 292 00:15:29,500 --> 00:15:33,130 MAKE YOUR WAY TO THE CIRCLE OF SUPREMACY. 293 00:15:33,208 --> 00:15:36,208 >> STINKS TO BE YOU, HUH, FLATHEAD? 294 00:15:36,042 --> 00:15:39,542 >> THE CONTENDERS MUST ENDURE WITHOUT A MURMUR, A MUMBLE, OR A 295 00:15:39,625 --> 00:15:43,285 MUTTER OF GRIEF IN ORDER TO EARN THE COVETED HAIRY CHEST OF 296 00:15:43,375 --> 00:15:47,785 RESILIENCE BADGE. 297 00:15:47,875 --> 00:15:52,165 THE FIRST TEST--THE WAX OF WAILING. 298 00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:55,000 ASSISTANTS ED AND DOUBLE D LIBERALLY APPLY THE WAX TO 299 00:15:55,083 --> 00:15:58,133 EDDY'S LEG, ADHERE THE LEATHER STRAP TO THE WAX, AND AWAIT MY 300 00:15:58,208 --> 00:16:01,418 SIGNAL. 301 00:16:01,500 --> 00:16:03,420 >> LUCKY. 302 00:16:03,500 --> 00:16:05,710 >> YOU STILL HAVE TIME TO RENEGE, EDDY. 303 00:16:05,792 --> 00:16:07,002 >> IT'S IN THE BAG. 304 00:16:07,083 --> 00:16:17,003 >> ARE WE READY? 305 00:16:17,083 --> 00:16:27,043 [TOOT] >> AND THIS LITTLE PIGGY WENT TO 306 00:16:27,125 --> 00:16:31,995 [TOOT] >> AND THIS LITTLE PIGGY WENT TO 307 00:16:32,083 --> 00:16:39,753 MARKET. 308 00:16:39,833 --> 00:16:41,633 >> HO OH! 309 00:16:41,708 --> 00:16:45,038 HE WHOSE MOUTH IS LOUDER THAN PAPA'S SUMMER SHORTS, ARE YOU 310 00:16:45,125 --> 00:16:46,995 READY TO CRY? 311 00:16:47,083 --> 00:16:54,293 [TOOT] >> EDDY, I SYMPATHIZE THAT YOUR 312 00:16:54,375 --> 00:16:56,125 PAST DEALINGS WITH THE URBAN RANGERS HAVE BEEN LESS THAN 313 00:16:56,208 --> 00:17:02,998 CORDIAL, BUT IS THIS REALLY NECESSARY? 314 00:17:03,083 --> 00:17:06,133 >> I'M GONNA BEAT THEM AT THEIR OWN GAME, SOCK HEAD, AND 315 00:17:06,208 --> 00:17:09,128 EVERYONE WILL SEE WHAT PHONIES THEY ARE WHEN I'M WEARING THAT 316 00:17:09,208 --> 00:17:12,288 DUMB BADGE. 317 00:17:12,375 --> 00:17:18,205 >> GENTLEMEN, THE SECOND TEST IS THE BUMPING OF THE FUNNY BONE. 318 00:17:18,292 --> 00:17:22,252 OH, DEAR. 319 00:17:22,333 --> 00:17:26,333 >> GATHER YOUR FORTITUDE, RANGER TONY. 320 00:17:26,417 --> 00:17:36,377 [TOOT] >> WHACK THE FUNNY BONE. 321 00:17:36,458 --> 00:17:41,498 [TOOT] >> WHACK THE FUNNY BONE. 322 00:17:41,583 --> 00:17:44,543 >> DON'T MAKE ROLF COME UP THERE, WOOD BOY. 323 00:17:44,625 --> 00:17:45,415 FASTER. 324 00:17:45,500 --> 00:17:51,830 FASTER, I SAY. 325 00:17:51,917 --> 00:17:52,997 >> FOR GOODNESS SAKE, EDDY. 326 00:17:53,083 --> 00:17:54,753 CONCEDE. 327 00:17:54,833 --> 00:17:56,003 >> NEVER. 328 00:17:56,083 --> 00:17:57,963 >> I GOT YOU. 329 00:17:58,042 --> 00:18:05,462 A MASSAGE FOR EDDY, DOUBLE D. 330 00:18:05,542 --> 00:18:08,422 >> FOR THE THIRD TEST, WEARING ONLY YOUR BIRTHDAY SUITS, YOU 331 00:18:08,500 --> 00:18:12,540 MUST CRAWL THROUGH THE BRAMBLE BUSH OF BELLYACHE. 332 00:18:12,625 --> 00:18:14,375 >> BIRTHDAY SUITS. 333 00:18:14,458 --> 00:18:17,458 >> NUDGE, NUDGE, WINK, WINK. 334 00:18:17,542 --> 00:18:19,042 >> ENOUGH! 335 00:18:19,125 --> 00:18:22,785 THE PRICKLY MAIDEN OF THE BRAMBLE AWAITS. 336 00:18:22,875 --> 00:18:32,825 [TOOT] >> BIRTHDAY BOMB! 337 00:18:32,917 --> 00:18:44,997 [TOOT] >> BIRTHDAY BOMB! 338 00:18:45,083 --> 00:18:47,043 >> DID I WIN YET? 339 00:18:47,125 --> 00:18:48,535 >> FOOL! 340 00:18:48,625 --> 00:18:53,375 THE GREATEST TEST MUST YET BE REALIZED. 341 00:18:53,458 --> 00:18:57,748 >> EDDY, THIS CHARADE OF SELF-VALIDATION HAS GONE ON LONG 342 00:18:57,833 --> 00:18:58,673 ENOUGH. 343 00:18:58,750 --> 00:18:59,630 LOOK AT YOURSELF. 344 00:18:59,708 --> 00:19:02,878 YOU CAN BARELY STAND. 345 00:19:02,958 --> 00:19:03,668 >> PLEASE, EDDY. 346 00:19:03,750 --> 00:19:04,500 THROW IN THE TOWEL. 347 00:19:04,583 --> 00:19:06,883 END IT. 348 00:19:06,958 --> 00:19:09,998 NEITHER ED NOR I WILL THINK ANY LESS OF YOU. 349 00:19:10,083 --> 00:19:14,423 >> I'LL THROW IN THE TOWEL WHEN IT'S LAUNDRY DAY, DOUBLE D. 350 00:19:14,500 --> 00:19:20,670 [GRUMBLING] >> THE NEXT TEST IS CALLED THE 351 00:19:20,750 --> 00:19:23,330 PENDULUM OF PROTEST. 352 00:19:23,417 --> 00:19:37,207 AS IT IS SAID IN YOUR COUNTRY, LET HER ROCK. 353 00:19:37,042 --> 00:19:41,922 [TOOT] >> YOU BOTH HAVE DONE WELL. 354 00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:44,330 BUT THIS LAST TEST WILL DETERMINE WHO WILL RECEIVE THE 355 00:19:44,417 --> 00:19:48,207 COVETED HAIRY CHEST OF RESILIENCE BADGE. 356 00:19:48,292 --> 00:19:58,252 GENTLEMEN, I GIVE YOU THE TOUR OF TEARS. 357 00:19:58,333 --> 00:20:08,293 GENTLEMEN, I GIVE YOU THE TOUR OF TEARS. 358 00:20:08,375 --> 00:20:18,285 GENTLEMEN, I GIVE YOU THE TOUR OF TEARS. 359 00:20:18,375 --> 00:20:28,285 GENTLEMEN, I GIVE YOU THE TOUR OF TEARS. 360 00:20:28,375 --> 00:20:34,955 GENTLEMEN, I GIVE YOU THE TOUR OF TEARS. 361 00:20:35,042 --> 00:20:36,292 >> WHAT? 362 00:20:36,375 --> 00:20:37,415 HA! 363 00:20:37,500 --> 00:20:40,130 DID I WIN YET? 364 00:20:40,208 --> 00:20:42,958 >> NO. 365 00:20:43,042 --> 00:20:44,502 >> CATCH YOU LATER, EDDY. 366 00:20:44,583 --> 00:20:46,963 HA HA! 367 00:20:47,042 --> 00:20:48,502 >> OH, MY. 368 00:20:48,583 --> 00:20:54,633 >> OH! 369 00:20:54,708 --> 00:21:04,418 >> [CHEERING] >> AW... 370 00:21:04,500 --> 00:21:06,500 CAN I PLAY WITH HIM, DOUBLE D? 371 00:21:06,583 --> 00:21:07,793 >> ED, DON'T TOUCH. 372 00:21:07,875 --> 00:21:10,915 >> NOW DID I WIN? 373 00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:16,710 >> WELL, YOU PASSED OUT ONE SECOND BEFORE ROLF, EDDY, SO 374 00:21:16,792 --> 00:21:19,082 ROLF WON BY DEFAULT. 375 00:21:19,167 --> 00:21:21,377 >> ONE LOUSY SECOND! 376 00:21:21,458 --> 00:21:22,288 >> WOW. 377 00:21:22,375 --> 00:21:24,285 COOL BADGE, ROLF. 378 00:21:24,375 --> 00:21:26,285 >> LET ME SEE! 379 00:21:26,375 --> 00:21:29,375 >> DUDE, YOU AREN'T WEARING THAT TO SCHOOL, ARE YOU? 380 00:21:29,458 --> 00:21:31,788 >> DO NOT TOUCH THE BADGE, URCHINS OF PROCESSED CHEESE 381 00:21:31,875 --> 00:21:35,325 SPREAD. 382 00:21:35,417 --> 00:21:36,667 >> URBAN BONEHEAD. 383 00:21:36,750 --> 00:21:38,330 >> BE SAD NOT, EDDY. 384 00:21:38,417 --> 00:21:40,077 YOU WON A BADGE, TOO. 385 00:21:40,167 --> 00:21:41,787 >> NO WAY! 386 00:21:41,875 --> 00:21:43,165 >> YES, EDDY. 387 00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:46,210 THE RANGERS DID AWARD YOU SOMETHING FOR YOUR EFFORT. 388 00:21:46,042 --> 00:21:47,212 >> SUCKERS! 389 00:21:47,292 --> 00:21:50,082 WHERE IS IT SO I CAN RUB IT IN THEIR FACES? 390 00:21:50,167 --> 00:21:51,127 >> HERE YOU GO. 391 00:21:51,208 --> 00:21:53,248 THE CRYBABY BOO-HOO BADGE. 392 00:21:53,333 --> 00:21:55,003 SEE? 393 00:21:55,083 --> 00:21:56,753 THERE'S A LITTLE RATTLE ON IT. 394 00:21:56,833 --> 00:21:58,963 >> OF ALL THE--LET ME AT HIM! 395 00:21:59,042 --> 00:22:02,332 I'LL--NO! 396 00:22:02,417 --> 00:22:04,787 >> OH, GOODNESS. 397 00:22:04,875 --> 00:22:07,165 ED, I THINK EDDY DESERVES SOME REST. 398 00:22:07,250 --> 00:22:08,580 YES? 399 00:22:08,667 --> 00:22:10,497 >> I DON'T NEED NO STINKING REST. 400 00:22:10,583 --> 00:22:13,673 I NEED A BIG STICK TO HIT ROLF OVER THE HEAD WITH. 401 00:22:13,750 --> 00:22:15,040 >> YOU HEARD HIM, EDDIE. 402 00:22:15,125 --> 00:22:16,535 REST IS BEST. 403 00:22:16,625 --> 00:22:20,035 SO BE NO PEST, AND I'LL WEAR A VEST. 404 00:22:20,125 --> 00:22:28,955 >> ONE LOUSY SECOND! 405 00:22:29,042 --> 00:22:32,332 [WHISTLING] [CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY 406 00:22:32,417 --> 00:22:36,537 TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP] [CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL 407 00:22:36,625 --> 00:22:41,125 CAPTIONING INSTITUTE --www.ncicap.org--] 408 00:22:41,208 --> 00:22:43,168 >> ED, EDD, AND EDDY!