1 00:00:06,042 --> 00:00:16,002 TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP] >> ED! 2 00:00:16,083 --> 00:00:26,423 TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP] >> ED! 3 00:00:26,500 --> 00:00:27,000 >> EDD! 4 00:00:27,083 --> 00:00:27,923 >> N EDDY! 5 00:00:28,000 --> 00:00:31,540 >> BBRRR, YEAH! 6 00:00:43,542 --> 00:00:48,582 >> BBRRR, YEAH! 7 00:00:48,667 --> 00:00:58,827 >> [LAUGHING] GOOD ONE, DR. DOUBLE D. 8 00:00:58,917 --> 00:01:00,207 YOU'RE KILLING ME! 9 00:01:00,042 --> 00:01:08,132 HA HA HA! 10 00:01:08,208 --> 00:01:09,458 >> ENLIGHTEN ME, EDDY. 11 00:01:09,542 --> 00:01:13,132 WHY ARE WE INFLATING BALLOONS AT 7:00 IN THE MORNING? 12 00:01:13,208 --> 00:01:14,878 >> TO STRETCH OUR POCKETS, WHAT ELSE?! 13 00:01:14,958 --> 00:01:16,958 THEY GOTTA BE THE SIZE OF SLEEPING BAGS IF WE'RE GONNA 14 00:01:17,042 --> 00:01:21,332 CLEAN HOUSE AT THE JAWBREAKER FACTORY! 15 00:01:21,417 --> 00:01:24,167 >> I HOPE THIS ISN'T A REPEAT OF LAST YEAR'S FIELD TRIP WHERE I 16 00:01:24,250 --> 00:01:28,960 JUST TAKE NOTES WHILE YOU AND ED GET UP TO YOUR USUAL SKYLARKING. 17 00:01:29,042 --> 00:01:29,882 >> WELL, DON'T BLAME ME. 18 00:01:29,958 --> 00:01:32,578 I DIDN'T WRITE THIS SCRIPT. 19 00:01:32,667 --> 00:01:35,327 HA HA HA HA HA! 20 00:01:35,417 --> 00:01:38,127 >> [PANTING] >> HERE COMES THE DIPPY EGG 21 00:01:38,208 --> 00:01:40,378 EXPRESS, BIG BROTHER! 22 00:01:40,458 --> 00:01:41,628 >> CHOO-CHOO! 23 00:01:41,708 --> 00:01:47,998 HA HA HA! 24 00:01:48,083 --> 00:01:49,673 >> HERE YOU GO, ED. 25 00:01:49,750 --> 00:01:50,790 >> OH! 26 00:01:50,875 --> 00:01:53,075 [SNIFFING] OH. 27 00:01:53,167 --> 00:01:54,327 >> AHEM. 28 00:01:54,417 --> 00:01:57,037 SO, ED, SINCE YOU'RE THE BUS MONITOR AND ALL, AND YOU GET TO 29 00:01:57,125 --> 00:01:59,535 PICK WHO SITS WHERE ON THE BUS FOR THE FIELD TRIP TODAY, AND 30 00:01:59,625 --> 00:02:02,205 SINCE I'M YOUR CUDDLY-WUDDLY BABY SISTER-- 31 00:02:02,042 --> 00:02:05,502 >> HOLD IT! 32 00:02:05,583 --> 00:02:07,673 WE NEED THOSE FRONT SEATS SO WE GET FIRST DIPS ON THOSE 33 00:02:07,750 --> 00:02:08,920 JAWBREAKERS! 34 00:02:09,000 --> 00:02:10,170 RIGHT, ED? 35 00:02:10,250 --> 00:02:15,420 >> WHAT? 36 00:02:15,500 --> 00:02:19,130 >> SO, FISH-FACE THINKS HE'S GONNA GET THE FRONT SEATS, HUH? 37 00:02:19,208 --> 00:02:21,328 >> BUT, SARAH, HOW WILL WE GET AROUND EDDY? 38 00:02:21,417 --> 00:02:22,997 HE'S SUCH A SLIPPERY WEASEL. 39 00:02:23,083 --> 00:02:24,173 >> AND THEN WE'LL... 40 00:02:24,250 --> 00:02:26,170 AND THEN HE'S GONNA GO LIKE THIS. 41 00:02:26,000 --> 00:02:27,080 AND THEN WE'RE GONNA... 42 00:02:27,167 --> 00:02:29,167 >> SARAH, THAT'S SO DEVILISH. 43 00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:32,750 I LOVE IT. 44 00:02:32,833 --> 00:02:34,673 >> GENTLEMAN, THE BUS TAKING US TO THE 45 00:02:34,750 --> 00:02:38,170 JAWBREAKER FACTORY IS SCHEDULED TO DEPART AT 7:45 A.M. 46 00:02:38,000 --> 00:02:40,460 PRECISELY. 47 00:02:40,542 --> 00:02:41,632 >> ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT! 48 00:02:41,708 --> 00:02:44,038 GET OFF MY BACK! 49 00:02:44,125 --> 00:02:46,995 >> ED! 50 00:02:47,083 --> 00:02:51,003 HELP ME! 51 00:02:51,083 --> 00:02:52,423 >> BABY SISTER! 52 00:02:52,500 --> 00:02:53,540 ARE YOU OK?! 53 00:02:53,625 --> 00:02:56,415 WHERE ARE YOU?! 54 00:02:56,500 --> 00:03:03,330 BIG BROTHER WILL SAVE-- YOU. 55 00:03:03,417 --> 00:03:05,787 >> UHN! 56 00:03:05,875 --> 00:03:08,285 OH, ED, IT JUST-- 57 00:03:08,375 --> 00:03:10,825 IT JUST--UH! 58 00:03:10,917 --> 00:03:11,707 FELL! 59 00:03:11,792 --> 00:03:13,672 LIKE A LEAD WEIGHT FROM ABOVE. 60 00:03:13,750 --> 00:03:14,540 OH! 61 00:03:14,625 --> 00:03:19,165 >> FELL? 62 00:03:19,250 --> 00:03:20,130 >> FELL! 63 00:03:20,208 --> 00:03:21,708 THE SKY, YOU IDIOT! 64 00:03:21,792 --> 00:03:24,712 IT'S FALLING! 65 00:03:24,792 --> 00:03:26,792 >> THE SKY... 66 00:03:26,875 --> 00:03:31,075 IS FALLING?! 67 00:03:31,167 --> 00:03:34,327 >> ED, PROMISE ME THAT YOU'LL STAY IN THE HOUSE WHERE IT'S 68 00:03:34,417 --> 00:03:35,627 SAFE! 69 00:03:35,708 --> 00:03:37,458 GOT IT?! 70 00:03:37,542 --> 00:03:40,042 >> I PROMISE, O BRAVE LITTLE ONE. 71 00:03:40,125 --> 00:03:42,375 ED INSIDE WILL STAY. 72 00:03:42,458 --> 00:03:50,248 >> UM, ED, IS EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT? 73 00:03:50,333 --> 00:03:53,753 >> AAGH! 74 00:03:53,833 --> 00:03:56,833 >> THAT BETTER BE GETTING-READY NOISES I HEAR IN THERE! 75 00:03:56,917 --> 00:04:02,877 SLACKERS. 76 00:04:02,958 --> 00:04:06,288 I'LL BE ABLE TO CRAM, LIKE, A ZILLION JAWBREAKERS IN HERE. 77 00:04:06,375 --> 00:04:07,165 >> UH... 78 00:04:07,250 --> 00:04:09,210 DUCK, HIDE, RETREAT! 79 00:04:09,042 --> 00:04:10,632 THE SKY IS FALLING! 80 00:04:10,708 --> 00:04:13,288 THE SKY IS FALLING ON US! 81 00:04:13,375 --> 00:04:14,745 IT HIT ME ON THE HEAD. 82 00:04:14,833 --> 00:04:16,003 IT DID. 83 00:04:16,083 --> 00:04:18,173 >> YOU'RE PROBABLY JUST GROWING A BRAIN, LUMPY. 84 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:20,830 >> ED, FROM THE SIZE OF THE CRANIAL SWELLING, I'D BE MORE 85 00:04:20,917 --> 00:04:23,827 INCLINED TO BELIEVE SOMETHING MORE SUBSTANTIAL THEN THE SKY 86 00:04:23,917 --> 00:04:25,327 MAY HAVE FALLEN ON YOUR HEAD. 87 00:04:25,417 --> 00:04:26,207 >> POCKETS! 88 00:04:26,042 --> 00:04:26,792 POCKETS! 89 00:04:26,875 --> 00:04:27,875 WE'RE GONNA BE LATE! 90 00:04:27,958 --> 00:04:32,878 >> ED, JUST AS THIS BALLOON... 91 00:04:32,958 --> 00:04:37,038 IS OVERFLOWING WITH WEIGHTLESS AIR, SO IS THE SKY. 92 00:04:37,125 --> 00:04:40,915 WEIGHTLESS, YES? 93 00:04:41,000 --> 00:04:44,500 CURSE THIS SMALL STATURE OF MINE. 94 00:04:44,583 --> 00:04:48,003 [CAT SCREECHES] >> FIELD TRIP, HERE I COME! 95 00:04:48,083 --> 00:04:49,463 >> OH, WAIT FOR US, EDDY! 96 00:04:49,542 --> 00:04:59,002 OH, HURRY, ED. 97 00:04:59,083 --> 00:05:02,883 >> BOY, SURE HOPE WE DON'T MISS THE FIELD TRIP, PLANK. 98 00:05:02,958 --> 00:05:05,248 OH, HEY, EDDY, CAN YOU HELP ME AND PLANK? 99 00:05:05,333 --> 00:05:06,503 >> COST YOU A QUARTER, JONNY. 100 00:05:06,583 --> 00:05:07,833 EDD, GET HIM DOWN. 101 00:05:07,917 --> 00:05:11,037 >> OH. 102 00:05:11,125 --> 00:05:11,825 >> HEY! 103 00:05:11,917 --> 00:05:16,207 WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING?! 104 00:05:16,042 --> 00:05:19,082 >> BAD SKY FALLING ON US! 105 00:05:19,167 --> 00:05:21,457 MY DUMB ROOM WILL PROTECT US! 106 00:05:21,542 --> 00:05:27,002 WE ARE SAFE. 107 00:05:27,083 --> 00:05:30,213 GO FISH? 108 00:05:30,292 --> 00:05:32,252 PERHAPS SOME TASTY RATIONS. 109 00:05:32,333 --> 00:05:38,173 THERE'S ENOUGH TO SUSTAIN 3 LIVES FOR... 110 00:05:38,250 --> 00:05:40,080 GO FISH? 111 00:05:40,167 --> 00:05:42,577 >> YOU'LL BE PLAYING FISH WITH MY FOOT IF I MISS THAT 112 00:05:42,667 --> 00:05:44,497 JAWBREAKER FIELD TRIP! 113 00:05:44,583 --> 00:05:49,133 >> YOU CAN'T EAT JAWBREAKERS IF THE SKY KILLS YOU, EDDY! 114 00:05:49,208 --> 00:05:50,958 >> OUCH! 115 00:05:51,042 --> 00:05:56,792 GET OUT OF THERE, YOU-- >> EDDY, PLEASE! 116 00:05:56,875 --> 00:05:58,535 THE ONLY CHANCE WE HAVE OF MAKING THE SCHEDULED BUS 117 00:05:58,625 --> 00:06:01,165 DEPARTURE IS TO PLAY ALONG WITH THIS DELIRIUM OF HIS. 118 00:06:01,250 --> 00:06:03,040 AHEM. 119 00:06:03,125 --> 00:06:07,875 EDDY, SARAH CERTAINLY HAS BEEN OUTSIDE FOR QUITE SOME TIME. 120 00:06:07,958 --> 00:06:17,958 COULD IT BE THAT THIS SCURVY SKY HAS FOUND ITS NEXT MARK? 121 00:06:18,042 --> 00:06:24,712 COULD IT BE THAT THIS SCURVY SKY HAS FOUND ITS NEXT MARK? 122 00:06:24,792 --> 00:06:27,252 >> AAGH! 123 00:06:27,333 --> 00:06:30,083 ED IS COMING FOR YOU, LITTLE ONE! 124 00:06:30,167 --> 00:06:31,917 >> AND WE'RE OFF! 125 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:33,330 >> MY APOLOGIES, EDDY. 126 00:06:33,417 --> 00:06:35,537 BUT DESPERATE TIMES CALL FOR DESPERATE MEASURES. 127 00:06:35,625 --> 00:06:37,205 THERE'S NO TIME TO MAKE IT BY FOOT. 128 00:06:37,042 --> 00:06:39,922 QUICKLY, PASS ME THAT FAN, PLEASE. 129 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:41,500 >> SARAH?! 130 00:06:41,583 --> 00:06:43,253 SARAH?! 131 00:06:43,333 --> 00:06:49,213 SARAH?! 132 00:06:49,042 --> 00:06:50,632 AAGH! 133 00:06:50,708 --> 00:06:53,208 >> QUICK, ED! 134 00:06:53,042 --> 00:06:56,212 BOARD OUR TACTICAL SEARCH AND RESCUE VEHICLE. 135 00:06:56,292 --> 00:06:59,752 THESE SKY-REPELLING FORCE SHIELDS SHALL PROTECT US FROM 136 00:06:59,833 --> 00:07:04,003 ANY PLUMMETING COSMOS COMPOSITE. 137 00:07:04,083 --> 00:07:06,923 ED, WOULD YOU MAN THE SISTER-DETECTO-METER AND ALERT 138 00:07:07,000 --> 00:07:09,130 US TO SARAH'S LOCATION? 139 00:07:09,208 --> 00:07:11,208 >> BATTEN DOWN THE POOP DECK! 140 00:07:11,042 --> 00:07:12,382 PULL UP YOUR BRITCHES! 141 00:07:12,458 --> 00:07:15,128 LET'S SIT AND SERVE! 142 00:07:15,208 --> 00:07:16,128 OH, OH! 143 00:07:16,208 --> 00:07:23,958 IT SAYS SARAH IS THAT A-WAY, BUCKOS! 144 00:07:24,042 --> 00:07:26,582 >> WOULDN'T YOU KNOW IT, PLANK. 145 00:07:26,667 --> 00:07:28,917 WE GET THE BUMPITY-BUMP BACK SEATS! 146 00:07:29,000 --> 00:07:31,040 WHOO-HOO-HOO! 147 00:07:31,125 --> 00:07:31,825 >> HEY! 148 00:07:31,917 --> 00:07:34,667 THEY DIDN'T EVEN WAIT FOR US! 149 00:07:34,750 --> 00:07:36,170 HOLD ON! 150 00:07:36,250 --> 00:07:40,420 [WHISTLES] [HORN HONKS] 151 00:07:40,500 --> 00:07:43,290 >> I'LL BE SURE TO SAVE YOU SOME JAWBREAKERS-- 152 00:07:43,375 --> 00:07:45,075 NOT! 153 00:07:45,167 --> 00:07:46,997 >> THERE SHE IS, GUYS! 154 00:07:47,083 --> 00:07:49,463 DOUBLE D, DO SOMETHING! 155 00:07:49,542 --> 00:08:01,882 >> [GRUNTS] HMM. 156 00:08:01,958 --> 00:08:04,538 >> YEEHAW! 157 00:08:04,625 --> 00:08:07,995 >> MY TEETH ARE ACHING ALREADY, JIMMY. 158 00:08:08,083 --> 00:08:12,923 >> I LOVE JAWBREAKERS, SARAH! 159 00:08:13,000 --> 00:08:14,080 >> BEAT YA, EDDY. 160 00:08:14,167 --> 00:08:18,707 >> IDIOT. 161 00:08:18,792 --> 00:08:20,132 AHA! 162 00:08:20,208 --> 00:08:24,828 >> [GASPS] >> THIS SEAT'S MINE! 163 00:08:24,917 --> 00:08:26,577 >> IS THAT SO? 164 00:08:26,667 --> 00:08:32,787 OH, MR. BUS MONITOR? 165 00:08:32,875 --> 00:08:33,535 >> ED IS HERE. 166 00:08:33,625 --> 00:08:35,205 HAVE NO FEAR, LITTLE ONES! 167 00:08:35,042 --> 00:08:36,382 HERE. 168 00:08:36,458 --> 00:08:39,418 PROTECT YOURSELVES UNDER THESE FORCE SHIELDS I'VE--WHOA! 169 00:08:39,500 --> 00:08:44,210 >> [GASPS] >> [GRUNTING] 170 00:08:44,042 --> 00:08:46,752 >> ED, STATUS REPORT? 171 00:08:46,833 --> 00:08:48,883 >> IT'S STUCK, DOUBLE D. 172 00:08:48,958 --> 00:08:56,498 GOT IT! 173 00:08:56,583 --> 00:09:03,043 >> [SCREAMING] >> TOO FAST! 174 00:09:03,125 --> 00:09:03,915 TOO FAST! 175 00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:08,040 WE'RE GOING TO COLLIDE! 176 00:09:08,125 --> 00:09:11,125 >> AAGH! 177 00:09:11,208 --> 00:09:15,498 [CRUNCH] >> GET 'EM, JIMMY! 178 00:09:15,583 --> 00:09:25,543 >> WHY, YOU LITTLE-- >> [ALL YELLING] 179 00:09:25,625 --> 00:09:31,705 >> WHY, YOU LITTLE-- >> [ALL YELLING] 180 00:09:31,792 --> 00:09:32,672 >> SUCKERS! 181 00:09:32,750 --> 00:09:34,130 AH HA HA HA! 182 00:09:34,208 --> 00:09:35,078 I GOT 'EM, GUYS! 183 00:09:35,167 --> 00:09:37,207 I GOT THE FRONT SEATS! 184 00:09:37,042 --> 00:09:41,172 >> EDDY, WE'RE BEING PROPELLED INTO OUTER SPACE! 185 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:51,750 >> [SCREAMING] >> WE'VE HIT THE SKY?! 186 00:09:51,833 --> 00:09:56,083 THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE. 187 00:09:56,167 --> 00:09:57,327 >> ED WAS RIGHT. 188 00:09:57,417 --> 00:09:59,577 THE SKY IS FALLING. 189 00:09:59,667 --> 00:10:01,247 >> THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 190 00:10:01,333 --> 00:10:03,253 >> SO, NOW WHAT? 191 00:10:03,333 --> 00:10:06,503 >> I'M AFRAID WE MAY JUST FIND OUT, EDDY. 192 00:10:06,583 --> 00:10:12,633 >> [SCREAMING] >> POSITIVELY UNEQUIVOCALLY 193 00:10:12,708 --> 00:10:15,078 FASCINATING! 194 00:10:15,167 --> 00:10:17,997 >> UM, MAY I HAVE A PIECE OF TAPE, SIR. 195 00:10:18,083 --> 00:10:18,583 PLEASE! 196 00:10:18,667 --> 00:10:19,827 I'M SORRY! 197 00:10:19,917 --> 00:10:21,207 >> THIS IS SO TYPICAL. 198 00:10:21,292 --> 00:10:24,962 A JAWBREAKER FACTORY FIELD TRIP AND I MISS IT BECAUSE ED HAD TO 199 00:10:25,042 --> 00:10:27,002 GO AND BREAK THE STUPID SKY. 200 00:10:27,083 --> 00:10:28,253 >> OH! 201 00:10:28,333 --> 00:10:30,463 I THINK I ATE TOO MANY JAWBREAKERS. 202 00:10:30,542 --> 00:10:31,962 HELP, SARAH. 203 00:10:32,042 --> 00:10:36,632 >> [GRUNTING] >> SARAH'S FACE IS BEING 204 00:10:36,708 --> 00:10:38,578 DEVOURED BY THE SKY! 205 00:10:38,667 --> 00:10:39,537 >> HUH? 206 00:10:39,625 --> 00:10:41,415 >> ONE ANOMALY AT A TIME, PLEASE. 207 00:10:41,500 --> 00:10:43,000 THANK YOU. 208 00:10:43,083 --> 00:10:47,083 >> RELEASE MY SISTER, NEMESIS OF BLUE YONDER! 209 00:10:47,167 --> 00:10:49,877 >> HEY, SQUIRT, HOW ABOUT SHARING SOME OF THOSE 210 00:10:49,958 --> 00:10:52,168 JAWBREAKERS WITH UNCLE EDDY? 211 00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:55,080 >> SARAH, I DON'T FEEL SO GOOD. 212 00:10:55,167 --> 00:10:56,877 >> AAGH! 213 00:10:56,958 --> 00:11:01,578 [GRUNTING] [RUMBLING] 214 00:11:01,667 --> 00:11:02,997 >> HEY! 215 00:11:03,083 --> 00:11:16,383 >> [GROANING] >> OH, MY LORD! 216 00:11:16,458 --> 00:11:18,248 >> EDDY, STAND CLEAR! 217 00:11:18,333 --> 00:11:19,213 EDDY! 218 00:11:19,292 --> 00:11:20,582 >> YOU WOULDN'T DARE. 219 00:11:20,667 --> 00:11:24,377 >> [RETCHING] [BELL RINGS] 220 00:11:36,958 --> 00:11:41,168 >> [CHEERING] >> SEE YA, TEACH, 221 00:11:41,042 --> 00:11:42,922 AND HELLO WEEKEND! 222 00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:45,880 [CRASH] >> SATURDAY, SUNDAY! 223 00:11:45,958 --> 00:11:47,248 MY DAY FUN DAY. 224 00:11:47,333 --> 00:11:50,043 >> A CELEBRATION MAY BE A TAD PREMATURE, GENTLEMEN. 225 00:11:50,125 --> 00:11:52,325 IT LOOKS AS THOUGH ALL THE REQUIRED BOOK TITLES FOR OUR 226 00:11:52,417 --> 00:11:54,417 HISTORY OF PEACH CREEK ASSIGNMENT HAVE ALL BEEN SIGNED 227 00:11:54,500 --> 00:11:55,420 OUT. 228 00:11:55,500 --> 00:11:58,080 >> YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY, DOUBLE D! 229 00:11:58,167 --> 00:12:07,877 [BUZZING] >> HEY, GUYS, 230 00:12:07,958 --> 00:12:11,538 I JUST WANT TO REMIND EVERYBODY... 231 00:12:11,625 --> 00:12:15,075 WELL, ALMOST EVERYBODY TO COME OVER TO MY PLACE FOR THE MONSTER 232 00:12:15,167 --> 00:12:16,787 TRUCK MARATHON TOMORROW. 233 00:12:16,875 --> 00:12:18,375 >> [CHEERING] >> RIGHT ON! 234 00:12:18,458 --> 00:12:21,498 PLANK SAYS LAST ONE IN FRONT OF KEVIN'S TV IS A YOU KNOW WHAT! 235 00:12:21,583 --> 00:12:23,043 >> VERY WELL. 236 00:12:23,125 --> 00:12:25,495 ROLF WILL INCLUDE HIMSELF ONCE AGAIN TO SHARING YET ANOTHER OF 237 00:12:25,583 --> 00:12:28,253 YOUR MENIAL CUSTOMS AND ALL THE WHILE WONDER WHY. 238 00:12:28,333 --> 00:12:30,753 >> SO, KEV, WHAT TIME TOMORROW DOES THIS 239 00:12:30,833 --> 00:12:33,793 SHINDIG OF YOURS START? 240 00:12:33,875 --> 00:12:34,955 >> GET A CLUE. 241 00:12:35,042 --> 00:12:37,252 I SAID, "ALMOST EVERYONE," DORK. 242 00:12:37,333 --> 00:12:43,333 >> [LAUGHTER] >> TOODLE-OO! 243 00:12:43,417 --> 00:12:47,707 SEE YOU AT THE NEXT THING WE CAN'T COME TO, KEVIN! 244 00:12:47,792 --> 00:12:49,882 >> WHO THE HECK DOES SHOVELTON THINK HE IS?! 245 00:12:49,958 --> 00:12:53,578 NOT INVITING ME OVER TO WATCH MONSTER TRUCKS TOMORROW! 246 00:12:53,667 --> 00:12:55,627 >> HONESTLY, EDDY, WHY WOULD YOU CARE? 247 00:12:55,708 --> 00:12:57,998 YOU DON'T EVEN LIKE MONSTER TRUCKS. 248 00:12:58,083 --> 00:13:02,673 >> SO? 249 00:13:02,750 --> 00:13:04,130 >> ED, WAIT! 250 00:13:04,208 --> 00:13:05,168 THE LOCKERS! 251 00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:06,380 ARE YOU LISTENING? 252 00:13:06,458 --> 00:13:16,418 THEY'RE ABOUT TO-- >> LOOK WHAT I WON, GUYS! 253 00:13:16,500 --> 00:13:22,210 THEY'RE ABOUT TO-- >> LOOK WHAT I WON, GUYS! 254 00:13:22,042 --> 00:13:23,502 "FORT PEACH CREEK." 255 00:13:23,583 --> 00:13:27,293 >> COULD IT BE? 256 00:13:27,375 --> 00:13:30,165 THIS IS THE ONE, EDDY-- THE BOOK OUR HISTORY TEACHER 257 00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:32,460 THOUGHT WOULD BE IMPOSSIBLE TO FIND AS IT'S BEEN OUT OF PRINT 258 00:13:32,542 --> 00:13:33,922 FOR QUITE SOME TIME! 259 00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:35,710 >> THAT STUPID THING ALMOST KILLED ME. 260 00:13:35,792 --> 00:13:38,042 >> A STROKE OF LUCK, I WOULD SAY, AS THERE'S DEFINITELY 261 00:13:38,125 --> 00:13:40,495 ENOUGH INFORMATION HERE TO SUCCESSFULLY COMPLETE OUR 262 00:13:40,583 --> 00:13:44,713 PROJECT. 263 00:13:44,792 --> 00:13:46,332 OH, LOOK AT THIS! 264 00:13:46,417 --> 00:13:48,127 SOMEONE'S TORN OUT A PAGE. 265 00:13:48,208 --> 00:13:49,078 >> YEAH, YEAH. 266 00:13:49,167 --> 00:13:53,667 BIG STINK, WORDSWORTH. 267 00:13:53,750 --> 00:13:55,080 >> INTRIGUING. 268 00:13:55,167 --> 00:13:57,877 AND THE BOOK DOCUMENTS THE EARLIEST KNOWN SETTLEMENT IN 269 00:13:57,958 --> 00:14:04,208 PEACH TREE--DATING BACK TO OVER 300 YEARS AGO. 270 00:14:04,292 --> 00:14:08,712 IT SEEMS SUCH SETTLEMENT WAS LED BY A... 271 00:14:08,792 --> 00:14:10,042 GOODNESS! 272 00:14:10,125 --> 00:14:11,125 EDDY, LOOK! 273 00:14:11,208 --> 00:14:13,208 TELL ME--WHAT DO YOU SEE? 274 00:14:13,292 --> 00:14:14,672 >> UM... 275 00:14:14,750 --> 00:14:17,830 IT'S A GAGGLE OF EDDY'S AND THEY'RE ALL WEARING FUNNY HATS 276 00:14:17,917 --> 00:14:19,037 ON THEIR HEADS. 277 00:14:19,125 --> 00:14:20,285 >> VERY GOOD, ED. 278 00:14:20,375 --> 00:14:23,535 THIS BOOK STATES THAT IT WAS EDDY'S ANCESTORS WHO LED THE 279 00:14:23,625 --> 00:14:28,325 FIRST SETTLEMENT HERE IN PEACH CREEK OVER 3 CENTURIES AGO. 280 00:14:28,417 --> 00:14:29,957 EDDY'S A PEDIGREE, ED. 281 00:14:30,042 --> 00:14:32,082 WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT? 282 00:14:32,167 --> 00:14:35,037 >> LET ME SEE THAT STUPID THING! 283 00:14:35,125 --> 00:14:38,205 >> EDDY, IF YOUR ANCESTORS HADN'T JOURNEYED HERE WITH 284 00:14:38,042 --> 00:14:41,212 DREAMS OF A NEW LIFE, PEACH CREEK AS WE KNOW IT MAY NEVER 285 00:14:41,042 --> 00:14:43,382 HAVE COME TO BE. 286 00:14:43,458 --> 00:14:45,668 >> SO, WHAT YOU'RE SAYING IS THAT IF IT WEREN'T FOR MY 287 00:14:45,750 --> 00:14:48,580 ANCESTORS, WE WOULDN'T BE LIVING HERE? 288 00:14:48,667 --> 00:14:55,747 >> ISN'T IT EXCITING, EDDY? 289 00:14:55,833 --> 00:14:58,423 I HAVE AN IDEA HOW WE CAN INCORPORATE THIS INTO OUR SCHOOL 290 00:14:58,500 --> 00:15:01,170 PROJECT. 291 00:15:01,042 --> 00:15:04,252 OH, YOU MUST BE SO PROUD OF YOUR DEEP-ROOTED LINEAGE. 292 00:15:04,333 --> 00:15:06,043 >> LIKE WARTS, DOUBLE D? 293 00:15:06,125 --> 00:15:08,125 >> NOT QUITE, ED. 294 00:15:08,208 --> 00:15:09,998 >> LIKE A POTATO, DOUBLE D? 295 00:15:10,083 --> 00:15:10,963 >> NO, ED. 296 00:15:11,042 --> 00:15:11,672 >> TEETH? 297 00:15:11,750 --> 00:15:12,710 >> THAT'S ENOUGH, ED. 298 00:15:12,792 --> 00:15:13,582 >> DANDELIONS! 299 00:15:13,667 --> 00:15:18,577 >> ED, PLEASE! 300 00:15:18,667 --> 00:15:30,127 [ROOSTER CROWS] [DOORBELL RINGS] 301 00:15:30,208 --> 00:15:32,828 >> "GOOD MORROW, DEAREST NEIGHBOR. 302 00:15:32,917 --> 00:15:36,877 UNBEKNOWNSTED TO THEE, THERE IS AN IMPORTANT PIECE OF OUR 303 00:15:36,958 --> 00:15:39,498 HERITAGE LIVING AMONG US..." 304 00:15:39,583 --> 00:15:43,753 >> "THE LIFE THOU DOEST ENJOY IN OUR BELOVED PEACH CREEK WOULD 305 00:15:43,833 --> 00:15:47,293 NOT HAVE COME TO PASS IF NOT FOR THE KINSMAN OF..." 306 00:15:47,375 --> 00:15:51,285 >> "THE OFT-OVERLOOKED NEIGHBOR EDDY, THE DIRECT DESCENDANT FROM 307 00:15:51,375 --> 00:15:55,245 THOSE FIRST PIONEERS WHO FOUNDED THIS TOWN MANY MOONS AGO..." 308 00:15:55,333 --> 00:15:58,333 >> "AND MADE IT POSSIBLE FOR THINE ANCESTORS TO CULTIVATE 309 00:15:58,417 --> 00:15:59,997 A PROSPEROUS LIFE HERE. 310 00:16:00,083 --> 00:16:03,333 PLEASE INQUIRETH AT DOUBLE D'S GARAGE FOR MORE INFORMATION." 311 00:16:03,417 --> 00:16:07,327 >> [LAUGHING] >> WELL DONE, FELLOWS. 312 00:16:07,417 --> 00:16:09,877 I TRUST YOU DID SUFFICIENT RESEARCH WHEN REPLICATING THESE 313 00:16:09,958 --> 00:16:11,208 ARTIFACTS. 314 00:16:11,292 --> 00:16:14,792 >> I GIVE 'EM 10 SECONDS BEFORE THEY'RE ALL OVER HER APOLOGIZING 315 00:16:14,875 --> 00:16:17,825 AND KISSING MY FEET FOR THE YEARS OF NOT INVITING ME TO 316 00:16:17,917 --> 00:16:21,377 STUFF AND LAUGHING BEHIND MY BACK. 317 00:16:21,458 --> 00:16:23,788 >> [GROANING] >> WHAT DID I TELL YA?! 318 00:16:23,875 --> 00:16:26,825 JONNY'S ON HIS WAY OVER HERE RIGHT NOW! 319 00:16:26,917 --> 00:16:28,627 GROVELING. 320 00:16:28,708 --> 00:16:38,668 >> [HUMMING] [DOORBELL RINGS] 321 00:16:38,750 --> 00:16:51,960 >> [HUMMING] [DOORBELL RINGS] 322 00:16:52,042 --> 00:16:54,172 >> [GROWLS] HEY! 323 00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:56,960 YOU'RE GOING THE WRONG WAY! 324 00:16:57,042 --> 00:17:00,832 THE BOOT-LICKING'S GOING ON OVER HERE! 325 00:17:00,917 --> 00:17:03,957 >> NICE BUSBOY OUTFITS... 326 00:17:04,042 --> 00:17:05,132 DORKS! 327 00:17:05,208 --> 00:17:08,038 HA HA, HA HA HA! 328 00:17:08,125 --> 00:17:09,035 >> YAY! 329 00:17:09,125 --> 00:17:10,075 WE'RE GOING ON A BUS! 330 00:17:10,167 --> 00:17:11,747 WE'RE GOING ON A BUS! 331 00:17:11,833 --> 00:17:17,503 WE'RE GOING ON A-- >> THEY SNUBBED ME AGAIN, 332 00:17:17,583 --> 00:17:19,043 DOUBLE D! 333 00:17:19,125 --> 00:17:21,955 >> PERHAPS THEY JUST NEED SOME TIME TO REFLECT ON OUR 334 00:17:22,042 --> 00:17:23,132 ILLUMINATING LEAFLET. 335 00:17:23,208 --> 00:17:25,788 >> TIME NOTHING! 336 00:17:25,875 --> 00:17:29,535 I'VE GOT A BETTER WAY OF GRABBING THEIR ATTENTION. 337 00:17:29,625 --> 00:17:36,035 >> [VOICES ON TELEVISION] >> BEER-JAMMING POWER AND A 338 00:17:36,125 --> 00:17:37,125 MUD-PIT. 339 00:17:37,208 --> 00:17:41,288 GOTTA LOVE IT, MAN! 340 00:17:41,375 --> 00:17:44,165 >> PA'S TRACTOR WOULD SQUASH THESE PUNY DOOHICKEYS LIKE THE 341 00:17:44,250 --> 00:17:46,330 TICKS THAT CLING TO VICTOR'S TUCHUS. 342 00:17:46,417 --> 00:17:50,127 >> PLANK'S GOT GOOSEBUMPS ON HIS SPLINTERS! 343 00:17:50,208 --> 00:17:53,168 [STATIC ON TV] >> HEY! 344 00:17:53,250 --> 00:17:55,040 >> HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON! 345 00:17:55,125 --> 00:18:01,625 >> [ALL YELLING] >> [GRUNTING] 346 00:18:01,708 --> 00:18:02,208 >> GO ON. 347 00:18:02,292 --> 00:18:04,582 GET IN THERE. 348 00:18:04,667 --> 00:18:05,707 >> UM... 349 00:18:05,792 --> 00:18:07,712 GOOD MORROW TO THEE. 350 00:18:07,792 --> 00:18:11,212 I'M ABOUT TO SHARE WITH THOU FELLOW VILLAGERS THE TALE OF 351 00:18:11,042 --> 00:18:13,212 FORT PEACH CREEK. 352 00:18:13,042 --> 00:18:15,252 LET US BEGIN, SHALL WE? 353 00:18:15,333 --> 00:18:17,213 >> I HATE PUBLIC ACCESS. 354 00:18:17,292 --> 00:18:21,172 >> A LONG TIME AGO, PEACH CREEK WAS BUTETH AN UNTAMED WILDERNESS 355 00:18:21,250 --> 00:18:29,710 OF TOWERING TREES, TORRID WATERS, AND SAVAGE BEASTS. 356 00:18:29,792 --> 00:18:31,502 >> COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO! 357 00:18:31,583 --> 00:18:34,173 I AM A SALVAGED MOOSE! 358 00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:38,210 AAGH! 359 00:18:38,292 --> 00:18:39,752 >> OH! 360 00:18:39,833 --> 00:18:42,923 OH, REGARDETH OVER THE HORIZON, FOR THE HERO OF OUR EPIC TALE 361 00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:45,880 DOTH APPROACH. 362 00:18:45,958 --> 00:18:49,288 >> I HAVE COME FROM AFAR AND SO CLAIM THIS WILDERNESS AS OUR 363 00:18:49,375 --> 00:18:51,705 OWN! 364 00:18:51,792 --> 00:18:55,922 HARK, YE, OF SAVAGE MOOSE. 365 00:18:56,000 --> 00:19:03,960 MOVETH ALONG OR BE TURNED TO MOOSE CHALK, YOU HEAR YE? 366 00:19:04,042 --> 00:19:11,002 >> THIS LANDETH IS YOUR LANDETH, O GREAT SHORTETH ONE. 367 00:19:11,083 --> 00:19:12,133 >> YES! 368 00:19:12,208 --> 00:19:15,128 THIS LAND IS FULLEST OF PEACHY FUZZY FRUIT! 369 00:19:15,208 --> 00:19:21,418 AND FOR THIS REASON, I CLAIMETH THIS PLACE AS FORT PEACH CREEK! 370 00:19:21,500 --> 00:19:27,960 [GROWLING] >> AND THERE YOU HAVETH... 371 00:19:28,042 --> 00:19:29,332 AHEM, IT. 372 00:19:29,417 --> 00:19:39,377 >> COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO! 373 00:19:39,458 --> 00:19:44,788 >> COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO! 374 00:19:44,875 --> 00:19:49,125 >> AND HERE IS WHERE MY FAMILY'S MANSION ONCE STOODETH. 375 00:19:49,208 --> 00:19:53,248 BUT, ALAS, IT IS NOW THE HOME OF ONE SELF-CENTERED, FAT-HEADED 376 00:19:53,333 --> 00:19:57,003 KEVIN AND HIS DEADBEAT TOO GOOD FOR EVERYONE PALS! 377 00:19:57,083 --> 00:19:59,083 >> EDDY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 378 00:19:59,167 --> 00:20:01,787 OUR PROJECT IS MEANT TO EDUCATE, NOT-- 379 00:20:01,875 --> 00:20:04,785 >> AND ACCORDING TO MY CALCULATIONS, AS THE LIVING HEIR 380 00:20:04,875 --> 00:20:09,075 OF EVERY GRAIN OF DIRT IN THIS STINKING TOWN, YOU OWE ME 300 381 00:20:09,167 --> 00:20:11,247 YEARS WORTH OF UNPAID BACK RENT. 382 00:20:11,333 --> 00:20:12,503 HA! 383 00:20:12,583 --> 00:20:15,133 WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT, YOU BUNCH OF LOSERS?! 384 00:20:15,208 --> 00:20:16,748 >> MONSTER TRUCKS! 385 00:20:16,833 --> 00:20:18,083 MONSTER TRUCKS! 386 00:20:18,167 --> 00:20:19,627 MONSTER TRUCKS! 387 00:20:19,708 --> 00:20:21,128 MONSTER TRUCKS! 388 00:20:21,208 --> 00:20:22,878 MONSTER TRUCKS! 389 00:20:22,958 --> 00:20:24,418 MONSTER TRUCKS! 390 00:20:24,500 --> 00:20:26,500 >> THEY'RE WATCHING THEIR STUPID SHOW IN THERE! 391 00:20:26,583 --> 00:20:28,713 I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO HOOK UP THE CAMERA TO KEVIN'S ANTENNA. 392 00:20:28,792 --> 00:20:30,212 YOU IDIOT! 393 00:20:30,292 --> 00:20:32,632 >> HONEST, I DID, EDDY! 394 00:20:32,708 --> 00:20:35,498 >> [GRUNTS] >> CROSS MY EYES AND HOPE TO 395 00:20:35,583 --> 00:20:45,713 SPELL, I DID! 396 00:20:45,792 --> 00:20:48,962 ANTENNA'S HOOKED UP JUST LIKE YOU SAID, EDDY. 397 00:20:49,042 --> 00:20:51,332 >> THIS THANKSGIVING SHOW IS A HOOT! 398 00:20:51,417 --> 00:20:53,787 >> IT'S NOT A THANKSGIVING SHOW, STUPID! 399 00:20:53,875 --> 00:20:55,125 THERE'S NO TURKEYS! 400 00:20:55,208 --> 00:20:56,248 >> WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT. 401 00:20:56,333 --> 00:20:58,713 I SAW 3 OF THEM. 402 00:20:58,792 --> 00:21:00,002 >> OH, LOOK! 403 00:21:00,083 --> 00:21:03,383 IT'S THEIR GRANDMA! 404 00:21:03,458 --> 00:21:05,788 >> LEE'S A TV STAR! 405 00:21:05,875 --> 00:21:09,035 >> HEY, GIRLS, IT'S THE TURKEYS! 406 00:21:09,125 --> 00:21:10,455 >> TURKEY NOTHING! 407 00:21:10,542 --> 00:21:13,882 HOW THE HECK DID YOU GET THAT CABLE OFF OF KEVIN'S ROOF?! 408 00:21:13,958 --> 00:21:20,788 >> [LAUGHTER] >> WHAT'S SHAKING, DORKADIAH? 409 00:21:20,875 --> 00:21:21,955 HA HA HA. 410 00:21:22,042 --> 00:21:24,792 >> [LAUGHTER] >> THIS TURKEY LOOKS LIKE IT 411 00:21:24,875 --> 00:21:26,825 NEEDS SOME BASTING. 412 00:21:26,917 --> 00:21:28,327 >> AAGH! 413 00:21:28,417 --> 00:21:32,037 >> WE'VE BECOME OBJECTS OF DESIRE! 414 00:21:32,125 --> 00:21:33,665 >> NOT SO FAST, MARIE. 415 00:21:33,750 --> 00:21:36,290 YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT SUBJECTING US TO THE USUAL AMOROUS 416 00:21:36,375 --> 00:21:39,535 ONSLAUGHT ON EDDY'S LAND IS PUNISHABLE BY LAW. 417 00:21:39,625 --> 00:21:41,915 >> EDDY'S LAND?! 418 00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:43,170 >> YOU HEARD HIM. 419 00:21:43,250 --> 00:21:44,540 >> YEAH, WELL... 420 00:21:44,625 --> 00:21:47,495 HERE'S THE FACT, JACK: YOU GUYS NEED TO BRUSH UP ON 421 00:21:47,583 --> 00:21:49,883 YOUR HISTORY. 422 00:21:49,958 --> 00:21:51,668 >> IT'S THE MISSING PAGE. 423 00:21:51,750 --> 00:21:54,170 "AND THE ENTIRETY OF THE FOUNDER'S LAND WAS SIGNED OVER 424 00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:57,130 THUSLY TO ONE WHO BESTED HIM IN A GAMBLING MATCH-- 425 00:21:57,208 --> 00:22:01,168 LORD KANKER!" >> WHAT?! 426 00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:02,330 LORD KANKER?! 427 00:22:02,417 --> 00:22:04,287 THE KANKER'S OWN PEACH CREEK?! 428 00:22:04,375 --> 00:22:07,825 >> SAY IT AIN'T SO-ETH, DORKADIAH! 429 00:22:07,917 --> 00:22:10,997 >> LOOKS LIKE WE'RE OWED SOME BACK RENT, HUH, GIRLS. 430 00:22:11,083 --> 00:22:12,333 >> THAT'S RIGHT. 431 00:22:12,417 --> 00:22:16,707 300 YEARS WORTH OF SMOOCHING AND WOOCHING. 432 00:22:16,792 --> 00:22:22,252 >> HISTORY IS SO UNKIND! 433 00:22:22,333 --> 00:22:24,833 [CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP] 434 00:22:24,917 --> 00:22:27,667 [CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE 435 00:22:27,750 --> 00:22:39,710 --www.ncicap.org--] >> ♪ ED, EDD, AND EDDY 436 00:22:39,792 --> 00:22:42,002 >> BBRRR, YEAH!