1 00:00:05,167 --> 00:00:10,077 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION 2 00:00:29,000 --> 00:00:31,880 BL-BL-BL-BL-YEAH. 3 00:00:51,333 --> 00:00:54,583 [SLURPING] 4 00:00:58,750 --> 00:00:59,500 BROTHER ROLF, 5 00:00:59,583 --> 00:01:00,543 ARE YOU TRYING TO WEASEL OUT 6 00:01:00,625 --> 00:01:03,705 OF YOUR FRIENDSHIP DUTIES? 7 00:01:03,792 --> 00:01:05,382 NO. NO. 8 00:01:05,458 --> 00:01:06,788 [MUMBLING] 9 00:01:06,875 --> 00:01:08,075 FIDDLE-DE-DEE. 10 00:01:08,167 --> 00:01:10,497 I WAS JUST PULLING YOUR LEG, SILLY. THANK YOU. 11 00:01:10,583 --> 00:01:13,833 FRIENDSHIP IS ALL ABOUT FRIENDS WORKING TOGETHER. 12 00:01:13,917 --> 00:01:15,127 ISN'T THAT RIGHT, BROTHER JONNY? 13 00:01:15,208 --> 00:01:19,038 YOU BET YOUR SWEET PATOOTIE, BROTHER JIMMY. 14 00:01:19,125 --> 00:01:20,535 THIS PAPIER-MACHE HEART 15 00:01:20,625 --> 00:01:23,285 WAS A GREAT IDEA, BROTHER JIMMY. 16 00:01:23,375 --> 00:01:24,665 Jimmy: SISTER SARAH? 17 00:01:24,750 --> 00:01:26,580 YES, BROTHER JIMMY? 18 00:01:26,667 --> 00:01:27,457 GOTCHA! 19 00:01:27,542 --> 00:01:30,002 [ALL LAUGHING] 20 00:01:32,042 --> 00:01:34,382 YOU LITTLE RASCAL, YOU. 21 00:01:34,458 --> 00:01:37,208 [LAUGHING] 22 00:01:44,667 --> 00:01:46,287 I LOVE YOU, TOO, BUDDY. 23 00:01:46,375 --> 00:01:49,125 Nazz: HEY, THAT'S SO COOL, GUYS. 24 00:01:49,208 --> 00:01:51,078 Jimmy: OH. OH, HI, NAZZ. HI, KEVIN. 25 00:01:51,167 --> 00:01:53,827 JOIN US, WON'T YOU? IT'S FRIENDSHIP DAY. 26 00:01:53,917 --> 00:01:57,917 AW, THAT'S SO CUTE, JIMMY. 27 00:01:58,000 --> 00:01:58,460 MMM. 28 00:01:58,542 --> 00:01:59,632 WHAT A BORE. 29 00:01:59,708 --> 00:02:02,078 Jonny: WHOOPEE! ALL DONE, BROTHER JIMMY! 30 00:02:02,167 --> 00:02:02,997 HUH? 31 00:02:03,083 --> 00:02:06,003 HURRY! COME SEE! IT'S BEAUTIFUL! 32 00:02:06,083 --> 00:02:08,423 ISN'T IT ADORABLE, KEVIN? 33 00:02:08,500 --> 00:02:11,170 WHAT AM I DOING HERE? 34 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:13,170 [MUMBLING] 35 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:15,130 Kevin: ROLF. NOT YOU, TOO? 36 00:02:15,208 --> 00:02:17,208 LET'S HOLD HANDS, BROTHER KEVIN, 37 00:02:17,042 --> 00:02:20,672 AND SING AN ODE OF JOY TO FRIENDSHIP. 38 00:02:20,750 --> 00:02:21,710 HIT IT, BROTHER JIMMY. 39 00:02:21,792 --> 00:02:23,882 Jimmy: ♪ WHEN YOU STUB YOUR TOE 40 00:02:23,958 --> 00:02:25,208 ♪ AND IT HURTS, YOU KNOW 41 00:02:25,292 --> 00:02:27,292 All: ♪ FRIENDS ARE THERE TO HELP YOU ♪ 42 00:02:27,375 --> 00:02:28,375 ♪ WHEN YOU TRIP ON YOUR FACE ♪ 43 00:02:28,458 --> 00:02:29,998 ♪ AND YOUR TEETH ARE MISPLACED ♪ 44 00:02:30,083 --> 00:02:31,713 ♪ FRIENDS ARE THERE TO HELP YOU ♪ 45 00:02:31,792 --> 00:02:34,542 ♪ WHEN YOU'RE FLYIN' LOW AND YOU'RE GIVING A SHOW ♪ 46 00:02:34,625 --> 00:02:36,375 ♪ FRIENDS ARE THERE TO HELP YOU ♪ 47 00:02:36,458 --> 00:02:39,288 ♪ WHEN YOU TAKE OFF YOUR SHOE AND YOUR FEET STINK ♪ 48 00:02:39,375 --> 00:02:40,245 PEE YEW! 49 00:02:40,333 --> 00:02:43,793 ♪ FRIENDS ARE THERE TO HELP YOU ♪ 50 00:02:43,875 --> 00:02:47,165 SECOND VERSE, SAME AS THE FIRST. 51 00:03:06,917 --> 00:03:08,787 GET WITH THE GROOVE, DOUBLE D. 52 00:03:08,875 --> 00:03:11,125 JUJUBES! DON'T MIND IF I DO. 53 00:03:11,208 --> 00:03:14,998 LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT WHATEVER-THAT-IS. 54 00:03:15,083 --> 00:03:17,963 IT'S ABOUT TIME THE DORKS SHOWED UP. 55 00:03:18,042 --> 00:03:20,542 Eddy: HA HA HA! IS THAT A HEART? 56 00:03:20,625 --> 00:03:22,875 YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME. 57 00:03:22,958 --> 00:03:25,038 IT'S SO DELICATE. 58 00:03:25,125 --> 00:03:26,665 AND RED. 59 00:03:26,750 --> 00:03:28,710 Edd: I THINK IT'S A LOVELY ADDITION 60 00:03:28,792 --> 00:03:30,042 TO OUR CUL-DE-SAC. 61 00:03:30,125 --> 00:03:32,035 ISN'T IT PRECIOUS? 62 00:03:32,125 --> 00:03:33,035 COME ON, EDDY. 63 00:03:33,125 --> 00:03:35,075 QUIT BEING SUCH A MR. GRUMPY PANTS. 64 00:03:35,167 --> 00:03:36,787 IT'S FRIENDSHIP DAY! 65 00:03:36,875 --> 00:03:39,205 JUST REACH OUT AND TOUCH SOMEONE. 66 00:03:39,292 --> 00:03:41,882 WHATEVER YOU SAY, FRIEND. 67 00:03:41,958 --> 00:03:43,828 Jimmy: HEY! HEY! 68 00:03:43,917 --> 00:03:45,077 I'VE BEEN WEDGIED! 69 00:03:45,167 --> 00:03:47,537 HA HA HA! HA HA HA! 70 00:04:02,042 --> 00:04:04,132 [SOBBING] 71 00:04:05,125 --> 00:04:08,455 THAT'S IT, ED! I'M TELLING MOM! 72 00:04:08,542 --> 00:04:10,002 UH-OH. 73 00:04:10,083 --> 00:04:12,463 AW, LIGHTEN UP. IT WAS A JOKE. 74 00:04:12,542 --> 00:04:13,712 Nazz: HEY, GUYS. 75 00:04:13,792 --> 00:04:17,042 WASN'T THERE A PAINTBRUSH HERE A SECOND AGO? 76 00:04:17,750 --> 00:04:19,170 HUH? 77 00:04:19,250 --> 00:04:21,330 I BET ED TOOK IT! 78 00:04:21,417 --> 00:04:22,827 [SIGH] 79 00:04:22,917 --> 00:04:25,537 HAVE I EVER MENTIONED YOU HAVE IMPECCABLE TIMING, EDDY? 80 00:04:25,625 --> 00:04:26,875 HERE WE GO! 81 00:04:26,958 --> 00:04:30,128 Sarah: YOU STOLE MY PAINTBRUSH, ED! GIVE IT BACK! 82 00:04:30,208 --> 00:04:31,168 PAINTBRUSH? 83 00:04:31,250 --> 00:04:32,500 WHOA! 84 00:04:32,583 --> 00:04:35,133 ED DIDN'T TAKE YOUR STUPID PAINTBRUSH, SHERLOCK. 85 00:04:35,208 --> 00:04:36,288 THINGS ARE PICKING UP. 86 00:04:36,375 --> 00:04:41,075 BOY, PLANK, WHY WOULD ED WANT TO STEAL A PAINTBRUSH? 87 00:04:43,125 --> 00:04:44,205 HOLY COW! 88 00:04:44,292 --> 00:04:46,212 SOMEBODY WIPED OFF PLANK'S MOUTH! 89 00:04:46,042 --> 00:04:47,002 Kevin: NO WAY. 90 00:04:47,083 --> 00:04:50,463 OF ALL THE ROTTEN LUCK, HUH, BUDDY? 91 00:04:50,542 --> 00:04:51,882 OH, DEAR. UM... 92 00:04:51,958 --> 00:04:52,958 PERHAPS IT'S BEEN ABSORBED 93 00:04:53,042 --> 00:04:55,462 BY PLANK'S PERMEABLE FIBROUS COMPOSITION. 94 00:04:55,542 --> 00:05:00,132 GET ME A CRAYON, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! 95 00:05:00,208 --> 00:05:04,208 WHAT'S THAT RAG IN YOUR POCKET, DOUBLE D? 96 00:05:04,042 --> 00:05:05,042 RAG? 97 00:05:05,125 --> 00:05:06,785 IS THAT PLANK'S MOUTH STAIN? 98 00:05:06,875 --> 00:05:11,035 DOUBLE D, HOW COULD YOU? 99 00:05:14,125 --> 00:05:15,035 OH, COME ON, PEOPLE. 100 00:05:15,125 --> 00:05:17,995 WANT TO ERASE PLANK'S MOUTH? 101 00:05:18,083 --> 00:05:19,713 RAG! 102 00:05:19,792 --> 00:05:21,882 Jimmy: HEAVENS TO BETSY! 103 00:05:21,958 --> 00:05:23,078 LOOK! 104 00:05:23,167 --> 00:05:23,997 SEE? 105 00:05:24,083 --> 00:05:25,003 FOR CRYING OUT LOUD. 106 00:05:25,083 --> 00:05:28,213 Kevin: SOMETHING REEKS AROUND HERE. 107 00:05:31,167 --> 00:05:32,207 WHAT? 108 00:05:32,292 --> 00:05:36,042 WHAT'S YOUR NAME DOING ON THIS STICK, EDDY? 109 00:05:36,125 --> 00:05:38,035 NAME? 110 00:05:38,125 --> 00:05:39,125 Eddy: HEY, DON'T LOOK AT ME! 111 00:05:39,208 --> 00:05:42,998 YOU'RE THE JOCK BOY. I SAY, YOU DID IT. 112 00:05:43,083 --> 00:05:44,673 Edd: I REALLY MUST PROTEST. 113 00:05:44,750 --> 00:05:48,080 YOUR ACCUSATIONS ARE PURELY BASED ON CONJECTURE. 114 00:05:48,167 --> 00:05:49,287 WHY, WE WOULD NEVER-- 115 00:05:49,375 --> 00:05:52,125 ZIP IT, MOUTH-WIPER-OFFER! 116 00:05:52,208 --> 00:05:56,078 YEAH! LIKE, WE'RE GONNA BELIEVE PAINTBRUSH STEALERS! 117 00:05:56,167 --> 00:05:58,167 Nazz: OR HOCKEY-STICK-THROWERS. 118 00:05:58,250 --> 00:06:02,040 YOU GUYS SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELVES BLAMING KEVIN. 119 00:06:02,125 --> 00:06:04,875 THAT'S SO IMMATURE, DUDES. 120 00:06:04,958 --> 00:06:05,828 Jimmy: HOOLIGANS. 121 00:06:05,917 --> 00:06:06,707 YEAH. WHAT HE SAID. 122 00:06:06,792 --> 00:06:07,882 WHAT CAN I TELL YOU? 123 00:06:07,958 --> 00:06:11,078 THANKS FOR DORKING UP AN OTHERWISE DULL DAY. 124 00:06:11,167 --> 00:06:13,957 [GIGGLING] 125 00:06:14,042 --> 00:06:14,922 Kevin: DORKS. 126 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:16,880 Eddy: WE'RE INNOCENT, I TELL YOU. 127 00:06:16,958 --> 00:06:18,498 YOU GUYS GOT TO TRUST US! 128 00:06:18,583 --> 00:06:20,083 HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO RIP YOU OFF 129 00:06:20,167 --> 00:06:22,747 IF YOU DON'T TRUST US? 130 00:06:22,833 --> 00:06:25,713 WELL, THIS IS A FINE KETTLE OF FISH. 131 00:06:25,792 --> 00:06:29,292 WHAT COULD A STAINED RAG BE DOING IN MY BACK POCKET? 132 00:06:29,375 --> 00:06:31,165 IT SURE WASN'T PICKLING DAISIES. 133 00:06:31,250 --> 00:06:33,580 QUIT BEING SUCH A PIGEON, DOUBLE D. 134 00:06:33,667 --> 00:06:35,127 THEY TRIED TO SET US UP. 135 00:06:35,208 --> 00:06:37,208 I'M NOT READY TO ACCEPT THAT, EDDY, 136 00:06:37,042 --> 00:06:39,292 AT LEAST NOT WITHOUT ESTABLISHING A MOTIVE 137 00:06:39,375 --> 00:06:41,035 WHY SOMEONE WOULD WANT 138 00:06:41,125 --> 00:06:42,165 TO IMPLICATE ED, YOU, AND I 139 00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:45,880 WITH SUCH CONTEMPTIBLE WRONGDOINGS. 140 00:06:45,958 --> 00:06:47,828 NOW, LET'S SEE. 141 00:06:47,917 --> 00:06:50,037 WELL, IT COULDN'T HAVE BEEN JIMMY. 142 00:06:50,125 --> 00:06:51,325 Eddy: I WOULDN'T PUT MONEY ON THAT. 143 00:06:51,417 --> 00:06:54,497 EVERYBODY'S JEALOUS OF OUR TALENTS, CHARM, AND GOOD LOOKS, 144 00:06:54,583 --> 00:06:56,003 AND JIMMY'S ONE OF THEM. 145 00:06:56,083 --> 00:06:58,633 WELL, SARAH WOULDN'T HAVE THE PATIENCE TO-- 146 00:06:58,708 --> 00:07:00,038 SARAH HATES US. 147 00:07:00,125 --> 00:07:02,535 OK. THEN THERE'S JONNY. 148 00:07:02,625 --> 00:07:04,285 HE SECRETLY HATES US. 149 00:07:04,375 --> 00:07:05,035 NAZZ? 150 00:07:05,125 --> 00:07:07,875 WELL, YOU. 151 00:07:07,958 --> 00:07:10,248 THANK YOU FOR REINFORCING THAT PHOBIA, EDDY. 152 00:07:10,333 --> 00:07:13,083 WELL, LAST BUT NOT LEAST, THERE'S KEVIN, 153 00:07:13,167 --> 00:07:15,077 AND HE HATES US. 154 00:07:15,167 --> 00:07:18,037 I KNOW WHO DID IT. 155 00:07:18,208 --> 00:07:19,998 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, ED? 156 00:07:20,083 --> 00:07:21,833 THE OFFENDER STOOD HERE 157 00:07:21,917 --> 00:07:23,207 AS THEY PILFERED THE PAINTBRUSH 158 00:07:23,292 --> 00:07:24,422 DIRECTLY BEHIND JONNY, 159 00:07:24,500 --> 00:07:26,500 WHERE THE OFFENDER RUBBED OUT PLANK'S MOUTH, 160 00:07:26,583 --> 00:07:28,293 THUS HAVING THE PERFECT STANDPOINT 161 00:07:28,375 --> 00:07:31,075 IN WHICH TO CHUCK THE SAID HOCKEY STICK. 162 00:07:31,167 --> 00:07:33,497 WHY, ED. THAT WAS VERY GOOD. 163 00:07:33,583 --> 00:07:34,383 HOLD THAT THOUGHT. 164 00:07:34,458 --> 00:07:37,168 SO TELL US, ED. WHO DID IT? 165 00:07:37,250 --> 00:07:40,040 SIMPLE, MY FINE FRIENDS. 166 00:07:40,125 --> 00:07:42,625 IT WAS A FOOT. 167 00:07:42,708 --> 00:07:45,208 HARD TO BELIEVE HE CAN DRESS HIMSELF, AIN'T IT? 168 00:07:45,292 --> 00:07:47,252 BUT, EDDY, ED FOUND A FOOTPRINT 169 00:07:47,333 --> 00:07:49,213 OBVIOUSLY LEFT BY THE PERPETRATOR 170 00:07:49,292 --> 00:07:51,082 OF THESE FALSE ALLEGATIONS. 171 00:07:51,167 --> 00:07:53,377 NO FOOLING? 172 00:07:53,458 --> 00:07:55,918 BRAVO, ED. 173 00:07:56,000 --> 00:07:57,630 WE'LL JUST MATCH THEIR FEET TO IT 174 00:07:57,708 --> 00:07:59,128 AND TRAP THE RAT. 175 00:07:59,208 --> 00:08:02,038 THEY'LL NEVER AGREE TO THIS TYPE OF VERIFICATION, EDDY. 176 00:08:02,125 --> 00:08:03,535 BRANDED, WE ARE. 177 00:08:03,625 --> 00:08:07,035 EXILED AND DISGRACED FOREVERMORE. 178 00:08:07,125 --> 00:08:08,125 [THUD] 179 00:08:08,208 --> 00:08:11,628 TO THE VICTOR, THE SPOILS WILL SMELL. 180 00:08:11,708 --> 00:08:14,038 LET'S FIND OUR RAT, ED. 181 00:08:14,125 --> 00:08:16,705 OOPS. GOTCHA, DOUBLE D. 182 00:11:12,542 --> 00:11:14,922 OOH, UH, THIS ISN'T WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE. 183 00:11:15,000 --> 00:11:15,830 Eddy: YOU'RE THE RAT! 184 00:11:15,917 --> 00:11:16,997 YOUR HOCKEY STICK! 185 00:11:17,083 --> 00:11:18,633 Jimmy: NO. I DIDN'T DO IT, EDDY. 186 00:11:18,708 --> 00:11:20,168 HONEST. IT WASN'T ME. 187 00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:21,960 CHECK IT OUT, DOUBLE D. 188 00:11:22,042 --> 00:11:24,582 HE SET US UP, DIDN'T HE? THE LITTLE-- 189 00:11:24,667 --> 00:11:26,747 NO MATCH HERE, EDDY. 190 00:11:26,833 --> 00:11:27,793 [JIMMY CRYING] 191 00:11:27,875 --> 00:11:28,625 I HATE HOCKEY. 192 00:11:28,708 --> 00:11:31,038 MY FATHER MAKES ME PRACTICE. 193 00:11:31,125 --> 00:11:32,785 OH, DEAR, JIMMY. 194 00:11:32,875 --> 00:11:33,665 I DIDN'T KNOW. 195 00:11:33,750 --> 00:11:35,040 I COULD HAVE SWORN IT WAS HIM. 196 00:11:35,125 --> 00:11:38,375 CHIN UP, MISTER. LET ED DRY THOSE-- 197 00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:49,080 Ed: I SHOULD HAVE ALL THE FEELING BACK IN MY FEET 198 00:11:49,167 --> 00:11:52,877 AFTER THIS WORD FROM OUR SPONSOR, DOUBLE D. 199 00:11:52,958 --> 00:11:56,288 CURSE BROADCAST COMMERCIALISM. 200 00:12:00,708 --> 00:12:04,208 [MUMBLING] 201 00:12:07,083 --> 00:12:08,793 CANDY! 202 00:12:08,875 --> 00:12:10,205 HA HA HA HA! 203 00:12:10,292 --> 00:12:11,252 Eddy: CAREFUL, ED. 204 00:12:11,333 --> 00:12:13,043 YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE THAT CANDY'S BEEN. 205 00:12:13,125 --> 00:12:15,625 OH, LOOK. "GIANT JONNY CHEW." 206 00:12:15,708 --> 00:12:16,998 ONLY 50 CENTS. 207 00:12:17,083 --> 00:12:22,043 Edd: WHY WOULD SOMEONE WANT TO COVER JONNY... 208 00:12:22,125 --> 00:12:24,665 IN ASSORTED JUJUBES? 209 00:12:24,750 --> 00:12:28,580 IF IT AIN'T BROKE, DON'T FIX IT, DOUBLE D. 210 00:12:28,667 --> 00:12:30,997 [MUMBLING] 211 00:12:31,958 --> 00:12:35,458 UM, GUYS, LOOK. 212 00:12:36,125 --> 00:12:37,785 OH, DEAR. 213 00:12:37,875 --> 00:12:41,035 THIS CAN ONLY POINT TO ONE THING. 214 00:12:41,125 --> 00:12:42,075 ROTTEN TEETH? 215 00:12:42,167 --> 00:12:44,707 NO, ED. WELL, YES. 216 00:12:44,792 --> 00:12:46,172 WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY IS, 217 00:12:46,250 --> 00:12:47,960 THAT WHOMEVER DID THIS TO JONNY 218 00:12:48,042 --> 00:12:49,462 IS CERTAINLY THE SAME SCOUNDREL 219 00:12:49,542 --> 00:12:55,002 WHO'S MADE EVERYONE BELIEVE WE'RE TO BLAME FOR HIS OR HER MISCHIEF. 220 00:12:58,417 --> 00:13:00,417 JONNY'S FOOT'S TOO SMALL, TOO. 221 00:13:00,500 --> 00:13:03,080 THE RAT'S GOT CLODHOPPERS FOR FEET. 222 00:13:03,167 --> 00:13:03,877 Kevin: BUSTED. 223 00:13:03,958 --> 00:13:05,038 WHAT DID YOU DO TO JONNY? 224 00:13:05,125 --> 00:13:08,205 Eddy: JONNY WAS LIKE THIS WHEN WE FOUND HIM. 225 00:13:08,292 --> 00:13:09,172 YEAH, RIGHT. 226 00:13:09,250 --> 00:13:11,540 WE SAW YOU DORKS WITH OUR OWN EYES. 227 00:13:11,625 --> 00:13:12,745 PLEASE LET ME EXPLAIN. 228 00:13:12,833 --> 00:13:15,673 WE HAVE EVIDENCE THAT PROVES OUR INNOCENCE. 229 00:13:15,750 --> 00:13:18,130 WE'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR LIES. 230 00:13:18,208 --> 00:13:20,288 THEY MADE ME CRY. 231 00:13:20,375 --> 00:13:23,915 THAT'S IT. I'M GIVING YOU A LIFETIME WORTH OF LUMPS. 232 00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:27,080 Sarah: SOMEBODY FIND ME A CLUB. 233 00:13:27,167 --> 00:13:28,997 All: RUN AWAY! 234 00:13:29,083 --> 00:13:30,083 GET BACK HERE! 235 00:13:30,167 --> 00:13:32,037 MAKE THEM CRY, KEVIN. DO IT! 236 00:13:32,125 --> 00:13:34,915 [MUMBLING] 237 00:13:35,542 --> 00:13:38,132 HURRY UP! THEY'RE GAINING! 238 00:13:38,208 --> 00:13:39,128 Eddy: MOMMY! 239 00:13:39,208 --> 00:13:40,288 Sarah: GET BACK HERE! 240 00:13:40,375 --> 00:13:42,415 YO, ROLF. HOW ABOUT HELPING US, MAN? 241 00:13:42,500 --> 00:13:44,580 THERE'S PLENTY OF DORK TO GO AROUND. 242 00:13:44,667 --> 00:13:47,167 [MUMBLING] 243 00:13:47,250 --> 00:13:50,790 THOSE JUJUBES WILL ROT YOUR TEETH, DUDE. 244 00:13:50,875 --> 00:13:54,125 [CHEWING] 245 00:13:56,667 --> 00:13:58,917 GUYS, WAIT UP! 246 00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:02,170 WHOA! 247 00:14:04,083 --> 00:14:05,423 THIS WAY! 248 00:14:05,500 --> 00:14:07,380 [MUMBLING] 249 00:14:07,458 --> 00:14:10,128 IT'S POUNDING TIME. 250 00:14:10,208 --> 00:14:12,578 MAN, THAT WAS CLOSE. 251 00:14:13,542 --> 00:14:15,422 HUH? 252 00:14:19,792 --> 00:14:21,422 WHAT'S THIS? 253 00:14:21,500 --> 00:14:26,130 LOOK! A PROCESSION OF JUJUBES! 254 00:14:28,583 --> 00:14:30,213 EDDY, I HAVE A HUNCH, 255 00:14:30,042 --> 00:14:31,082 IF WE FOLLOW THIS TRAIL, 256 00:14:31,167 --> 00:14:33,417 IT WILL LEAD STRAIGHT TO OUR PERPETRATOR. 257 00:14:33,500 --> 00:14:38,000 TIME TO SQUEAL ON THE HEEL! HA HA HA! 258 00:14:39,125 --> 00:14:41,125 PRETTY. 259 00:15:04,292 --> 00:15:05,542 [MUMBLING] 260 00:15:05,625 --> 00:15:07,955 THE RAT'S LEADING US RIGHT TO HIM. 261 00:15:08,042 --> 00:15:10,132 WHAT AN IDIOT. 262 00:15:24,500 --> 00:15:25,420 MMM. 263 00:15:25,500 --> 00:15:26,750 Kevin: TRY THIS WAY! 264 00:15:26,833 --> 00:15:29,463 [ALL TALKING AT ONCE] 265 00:15:36,667 --> 00:15:39,457 YOU GO FIRST, DOUBLE D. 266 00:15:40,583 --> 00:15:44,213 [HOWLING] 267 00:15:45,958 --> 00:15:48,248 AH, THERE'S NO ONE IN THERE. 268 00:15:48,333 --> 00:15:49,173 I CONCUR, EDDY. 269 00:15:49,250 --> 00:15:50,540 WHY, NO ONE IN THEIR RIGHT MIND 270 00:15:50,625 --> 00:15:52,325 WOULD HIDE SHED. 271 00:15:52,417 --> 00:15:55,827 Ed: KIDS MEAN. SARAH HURT! 272 00:15:57,042 --> 00:15:58,082 Ed: I FELL. 273 00:15:58,167 --> 00:16:01,457 Kevin: HEY, CHECK IT OUT. I BET THEY'RE IN THAT SHED. 274 00:16:02,958 --> 00:16:05,038 Eddy: MOO. MOO. 275 00:16:05,125 --> 00:16:07,205 MOO, MOO, MOO. 276 00:16:07,042 --> 00:16:08,962 Ed: QUACK. 277 00:16:09,042 --> 00:16:10,632 NO SIGN OF THE TWERPS. 278 00:16:10,708 --> 00:16:12,998 JUST A COW, I THINK. 279 00:16:13,083 --> 00:16:16,043 QUACK? WHAT COW GOES QUACK? 280 00:16:16,125 --> 00:16:18,995 WELL, EDDY, THERE HAVE BEEN CASES OF DOMESTIC BOVINE 281 00:16:19,083 --> 00:16:21,293 WHOSE GRUNT COULD BE MISCONSTRUED 282 00:16:21,375 --> 00:16:24,285 AS SOMEWHAT OF A QUACK. 283 00:16:25,542 --> 00:16:26,252 OH, GEE. 284 00:16:26,333 --> 00:16:29,173 LOOK! IT'S THE PERPETRATOR! 285 00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:31,130 WHO IS IT? I CAN'T SEE. 286 00:16:31,208 --> 00:16:33,208 HIYA, ROLF. 287 00:16:33,042 --> 00:16:34,132 ROLF? 288 00:16:34,208 --> 00:16:38,918 ROLF! WHY, YOU BACK-STABBING TWO-TIMING-- 289 00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:42,380 WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA SETTING US UP? 290 00:16:42,458 --> 00:16:45,828 SWEET NOTHINGS WILL GET YOU EVERYWHERE. 291 00:16:45,917 --> 00:16:47,997 All: CANKERS! 292 00:16:48,083 --> 00:16:49,133 I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN. 293 00:16:49,208 --> 00:16:52,128 BETTER LATE THAN NEVER, I ALWAYS SAY. 294 00:16:52,208 --> 00:16:54,248 All: RUN AWAY! 295 00:16:54,333 --> 00:16:57,133 Kevin: HEY! THERE THEY ARE! 296 00:16:57,208 --> 00:17:00,078 LET'S TEAR THEM APART. 297 00:17:00,167 --> 00:17:02,287 KIDS! 298 00:17:02,375 --> 00:17:04,125 CANKERS! 299 00:17:04,208 --> 00:17:07,208 Kevin: COME OUT HERE AND TAKE IT LIKE A DORK! 300 00:17:07,042 --> 00:17:09,962 LOOKS LIKE WE'VE GOT SOME WANTED MEN. 301 00:17:10,042 --> 00:17:14,582 BAIL IS SET AT... 200 KISSES. 302 00:17:14,667 --> 00:17:16,167 WHAT DO WE DO? WHAT DO WE DO? 303 00:17:16,250 --> 00:17:17,330 Sarah: I GOT HIM! I GOT HIM! 304 00:17:17,417 --> 00:17:19,627 WE'RE CAUGHT IN A VORTEX OF IMPENDING DOOM, 305 00:17:19,708 --> 00:17:22,878 TRAPPED LIKE ANIMALS FRESH FOR THE SLAUGHTER! 306 00:17:22,958 --> 00:17:25,328 JUST TOSS ONE RIGHT HERE. 307 00:17:25,417 --> 00:17:27,037 [LOUD KNOCKING] 308 00:17:27,125 --> 00:17:29,955 YOU JERKS! 309 00:17:30,042 --> 00:17:31,962 Cankers: HUBBA HUBBA! 310 00:17:32,042 --> 00:17:34,172 [CANKERS LAUGHING] 311 00:17:37,958 --> 00:17:40,248 [ALL LAUGHING] 312 00:17:47,083 --> 00:17:48,503 THIS AIN'T SO BAD. 313 00:17:48,583 --> 00:17:52,253 THE LESSER OF TWO EVILS, I SUPPOSE. 314 00:17:52,917 --> 00:17:54,957 ALTHOUGH I CAN'T HELP BUT FEEL 315 00:17:55,042 --> 00:17:57,832 SOMETHING ISN'T RIGHT HERE. 316 00:17:57,917 --> 00:17:58,457 OUCH! 317 00:17:58,542 --> 00:18:00,632 HA HA HA HA! GOT ME! 318 00:18:00,708 --> 00:18:02,328 WELL, I FEEL GOOD. 319 00:18:02,417 --> 00:18:03,167 THAT'LL TEACH YOU. 320 00:18:03,250 --> 00:18:05,000 I HIT HIM TWICE, BUDDY. 321 00:18:05,083 --> 00:18:05,713 IDIOTS! 322 00:18:05,792 --> 00:18:06,632 LOOKS GOOD ON YOU. 323 00:18:06,708 --> 00:18:08,788 Rolf: EXCUSE ME, SEMI-OPAQUE ONE. 324 00:18:08,875 --> 00:18:10,205 MORE FOR ROLF, YES? 325 00:18:10,042 --> 00:18:12,752 Jimmy: YOU CERTAINLY ARE A LITTLE PIGGY, AREN'T YOU? 326 00:18:12,833 --> 00:18:15,383 ROLF IS CONFUSED AS TO WHY YOU PROVIDE HIM 327 00:18:15,458 --> 00:18:16,498 WITH THESE JUJUBES, 328 00:18:16,583 --> 00:18:17,883 BUT WHO'S COMPLAINING? 329 00:18:17,958 --> 00:18:19,378 JUJUBES! JUJUBES! 330 00:18:19,458 --> 00:18:21,418 Eddy: WHERE'D YOU GET THOSE FROM? 331 00:18:21,500 --> 00:18:22,580 GET WHAT? 332 00:18:22,667 --> 00:18:24,247 I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. 333 00:18:24,333 --> 00:18:27,423 Edd: LOOK! A PAINT-SPATTERED BOOT! 334 00:18:27,500 --> 00:18:31,920 I SMELL ROTTEN SOMETHING, I. 335 00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:36,330 YES! IT WAS ME, AND I'D DO IT AGAIN. 336 00:18:36,417 --> 00:18:37,997 WHY, YOU LITTLE RAT! WAIT TILL I-- 337 00:18:38,083 --> 00:18:40,833 BUT WHY, JIMMY? WHY IMPLICATE US? 338 00:18:40,917 --> 00:18:43,287 REVENGE TAKES NO PRISONERS, DOUBLE D. 339 00:18:43,375 --> 00:18:45,745 REVENGE? WHAT THE HECK DID WE DO? 340 00:18:45,833 --> 00:18:48,293 YOU RUINED A PERFECTLY GOOD PAIR OF UNDERPANTS, 341 00:18:48,375 --> 00:18:50,125 YOU BIG BRUTE! 342 00:18:50,625 --> 00:18:53,075 OH, THE WEDGIE! 343 00:18:53,167 --> 00:18:56,037 OH, YEAH. THAT WAS FUNNY. HA HA HA! 344 00:18:56,125 --> 00:18:58,205 STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IT! 345 00:18:58,042 --> 00:19:00,832 I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO HUMILIATED IN ALL MY LIFE. 346 00:19:00,917 --> 00:19:04,747 Jimmy, voice-over: YOUR MOCKING LAUGHTER GOUGING AT MY FRAGILE PRIDE, 347 00:19:04,833 --> 00:19:07,173 JUST LIKE MY UNDIES. 348 00:19:07,250 --> 00:19:10,290 IT WAS AT THAT MOMENT... 349 00:19:10,375 --> 00:19:12,125 I FORMULATED MY REVENGE. 350 00:19:12,208 --> 00:19:16,998 WHEN THE COAST WAS CLEAR, I TIPPY-TOED INTO ACTION. 351 00:19:17,083 --> 00:19:19,923 IT BEGAN SIMPLY WITH A MISSING PAINTBRUSH. 352 00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:24,330 I JUST WAITED FOR THE OTHERS TO TAKE MY BAIT. 353 00:19:24,417 --> 00:19:25,327 ED! 354 00:19:25,417 --> 00:19:26,577 BINGO. 355 00:19:26,667 --> 00:19:28,167 MY FIENDISH PLAN WAS WORKING. 356 00:19:28,250 --> 00:19:32,290 WITH MY NEXT MOVE, I WOULD HAVE TO SACRIFICE MY OWN SHOULDER STUFFING. 357 00:19:32,375 --> 00:19:37,575 DESPERATE, YES, BUT IDEAL FOR SMUDGING OFF PLANK'S MOUTH. 358 00:19:39,500 --> 00:19:42,080 SMOOTH AS SILK. 359 00:19:42,167 --> 00:19:45,287 AND LET'S NOT FORGET EDDY. 360 00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:47,170 WHO ELSE WOULD SINK SO LOW 361 00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:51,130 AS TO PIERCE OUR HEART OF FRIENDSHIP? CAD. 362 00:19:51,208 --> 00:19:53,208 IGNORING THE BUTTERFLIES IN MY TUMMY, 363 00:19:53,042 --> 00:19:56,382 I NEEDED TO PROTECT MY INNOCENCE. 364 00:19:56,458 --> 00:20:01,078 SO I CHOSE A PATSY TO KEEP YOU LOSERS OFF MY TRAIL. 365 00:20:01,167 --> 00:20:02,207 IN ENTERS ROLF, 366 00:20:02,292 --> 00:20:05,172 WHOSE INSATIABLE APPETITE FOR MY JUJUBES 367 00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:08,210 FIT SNUGLY INTO MY PLAN. 368 00:20:08,917 --> 00:20:13,037 FEELING CREATIVE, I DECIDED TO TEASE AND TAUNT YOU WITH FALSE CLUES-- 369 00:20:13,125 --> 00:20:19,125 TIDBITS OF INFORMATION TO TICKLE YOUR NOSEY PARKER WAYS. 370 00:20:19,417 --> 00:20:22,827 ARTFULLY, I STAGED EVERY DIVERSION. 371 00:20:22,917 --> 00:20:25,577 LURING JONNY WITH AN INSIPID ACORN 372 00:20:25,667 --> 00:20:28,127 WAS PURE GENIUS... 373 00:20:28,208 --> 00:20:31,828 AS HE WOULD UNKNOWINGLY CEMENT MY FREEDOM FROM SIN. 374 00:20:31,917 --> 00:20:34,627 THE JUJUBES REMAIN A CONSTANT THEME. 375 00:20:34,708 --> 00:20:37,878 BUT WAS I SATISFIED? I SHOULD SAY NOT. 376 00:20:37,958 --> 00:20:42,168 I PREPARED MYSELF FOR THE ENLISTMENT OF SOME HELP. 377 00:20:44,750 --> 00:20:47,040 HAPPY TO SEE ME, THE CANKERS GREETED ME 378 00:20:47,125 --> 00:20:50,245 WITH THEIR USUAL TACT OF POUNDING THE HECK OUT OF ME. 379 00:20:50,333 --> 00:20:53,003 AS I WHEEZED MY PROPOSAL ABOUT YOU ROTTEN EGGS, 380 00:20:53,083 --> 00:20:57,713 THEY AGREED, AND A DEAL WAS STRUCK. 381 00:20:58,167 --> 00:21:01,997 I HAD GOOSE BUMPS AS I LAY THE TRAIL OF JUJUBES 382 00:21:02,083 --> 00:21:03,253 THAT WOULD SEAL YOUR FATE. 383 00:21:03,333 --> 00:21:08,133 IT WAS ALL I COULD DO TO CONTAIN THE EXCITEMENT IN THE AIR. 384 00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:09,040 VENGEANCE WOULD BE MINE, 385 00:21:09,125 --> 00:21:12,375 SO I PULLED MYSELF TOGETHER... 386 00:21:12,458 --> 00:21:15,748 FOR MY FINAL PERFORMANCE... 387 00:21:15,833 --> 00:21:17,503 AND NAILED YOUR BUTTS. 388 00:21:17,583 --> 00:21:19,503 AAH! 389 00:21:19,583 --> 00:21:22,883 [JIMMY LAUGHING] 390 00:21:25,458 --> 00:21:27,538 Edd: HOW INGENIOUS. 391 00:21:27,625 --> 00:21:28,495 WHAT? 392 00:21:28,583 --> 00:21:30,133 A LITTLE LONG-WINDED, MIND YOU, 393 00:21:30,208 --> 00:21:32,498 BUT ABSOLUTELY CUNNING. 394 00:21:32,583 --> 00:21:34,543 [GROWLING] 395 00:21:34,625 --> 00:21:36,075 IS IT LUNCH YET? 396 00:21:36,167 --> 00:21:37,497 GET ME DOWN FROM HERE, 397 00:21:37,583 --> 00:21:41,633 YOU ANKLE-BITING, FLUFFY-HAIRED, HALF-PINTED SQUIRT! 398 00:21:41,708 --> 00:21:44,078 Jimmy: QUIET, BIG MOUTH! 399 00:21:44,167 --> 00:21:47,997 I HAVE A DEAL TO COMPLETE. 400 00:21:49,208 --> 00:21:50,418 WE AIM TO PLEASE. 401 00:21:50,500 --> 00:21:53,210 UNDO THE REBELS, GIRLS! 402 00:21:53,292 --> 00:21:56,502 CANKERS! 403 00:21:56,583 --> 00:21:59,503 AAH! HA HA HA! 404 00:22:01,208 --> 00:22:02,458 HA HA HA HA! 405 00:22:02,542 --> 00:22:05,382 DON'T MESS WITH THE BEST, SUCKERS. 406 00:22:05,458 --> 00:22:07,958 OOH! UNH! 407 00:22:08,042 --> 00:22:10,212 OWIE! 408 00:22:27,167 --> 00:22:28,167 ED, EDD N EDDY! 409 00:22:28,250 --> 00:22:29,210 BL-BL-BL-BL-YEAH. 410 00:22:29,292 --> 00:22:30,882 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY 411 00:22:30,958 --> 00:22:31,958 TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP 412 00:22:32,042 --> 00:22:33,962 AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION 413 00:22:34,042 --> 00:22:38,252 CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE --www.ncicap.org--