[WHISTLING]
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
[ED, EDD, AND EDDY LAUGH]
[TRUMPET-LIKE NOISE]
OH, BOY. DOUBLE D, YOU STINK.
LET A PRO SHOW YOU.
CERTAINLY, EDDY.
IT'S ALL TECHNIQUE, SOCKHEAD, PURE TALENT.
[PBBLLLT]
WRONG TECHNIQUE.
SLIGHT ADJUSTMENT, AND...
[SOFT HONK]
[TRUMPETING]
I AM A WHALE, EDDY,
AN ENDANGERED MAMMAL. HUG ME.
[GROWLS]
OK, BLUBBERHEAD. YOU CAN'T BE A WHALE
UNLESS YOU HAVE A SPOUT. HA HA.
[LAUGHING]
♪ I'M THE KING OF THE CASTLE ♪
♪ AND YOU'RE A DIRTY--
Ed and Edd: DOG PILE!
[LAUGHS]
ATTACK THE LUMP!
OH, NO. SOMETHING ATE MY HEAD.
All: AAH!
Ed: OH, LOOK.
A WHOLE BOX
OF ALIEN EXPLORATORY PROBES
DROPPED OFF IN AN ATTEMPT TO SAVE FUEL
DURING A MUTINY OF PULSING BRAIN MUTANTS.
I THINK THAT EYEBROW IS TOO HEAVY FOR HIS HEAD.
ACTUALLY, THEY LOOK LIKE TURKEY BASTERS.
[LAUGHING] YEAH, RIGHT, DOUBLE D.
A TURKEY BASTER.
I MUST HAVE BLOOD.
LET ME BITE YOUR--
WHERE WAS I?
WHAT WE HAVE HERE IS A SQUIRT GUN.
PLEASE. A SQUIRT GUN?
WHAT? YEAH!
A CANADIAN SQUIRT GUN.
CANADIANS ARE WEIRD.
Eddy: WATCH AND LEARN, BOYS. JUST FILL...
EVEN IF THEY WERE CANADIAN--
HEAVEN FORBID-- I DON'T THINK THEY'RE--
Eddy: AND SQUIRT,
CANADIAN STYLE.
MY TURN! MY TURN!
AH, ONE PERSON'S TRASH
IS ANOTHER PERSON'S TREASURE, I SUPPOSE.
I'M A MOOSE, DOUBLE D.
LET'S SHARE OUR TREASURE FOR CASH.
EVERY KID ON THE BLOCK WILL WANT ONE.
EDDY, YOUR VOICE CAN BE QUITE IRRITATING AT TIMES.
COOKIES AND MILK!
[INDISTINCT TALKING]
Kevin: ALL RIGHT, ROLF.
MY PAPA WOULD RIDICULE ROLF
FOR THE ROLLING OF THE SPHERE.
PLANK WANTS TO GO NEXT.
Sarah: GET IN LINE, JONNY.
JIMMY HAS BEEN WAITING ALL DAY.
SHOW THEM WHAT YOU'RE MADE OF, JIMMY.
LET ME TRY.
I THINK I PULLED SOMETHING, SARAH.
AAH! OOH! AAH! EE!
OOPS.
REMEMBER THE ALAMO!
AWESOME.
[HORSE NEIGHS]
IS THAT EDDY?
WHAT ARE THOSE?
READY FOR SOME ACTION, CITY SLICKER?
[BURPS]
[LAUGHS]
YOU WON'T WANT TO MISS A DROP.
WHAT?
YOU SEE THAT? IT'S SO POWERFUL.
LOOKS LIKE FUN.
IS IT HARD?
IT'S EASY AS 1, 2, 3.
WHAT?
DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME, KIDS.
Rolf: YES, I MUST TRY YOUR WATER SHOOTER, COWPOKE EDDY.
YEAH. LET ME TRY.
ALL THE WAY FROM CANADA, LOADED AND IN-STOCK,
AT DOUBLE D'S HOUSE OF IMPORT/EXPORTS.
ALL AT AN INSIGNIFICANT PRICE OF 50 CENTS.
WE'LL ALSO INCLUDE A FREE SOCK HOLSTER.
[STAMPEDE]
[ALL TALKING EXCITEDLY]
HELP.
Eddy: WHOA, NELLIE.
THEY FELL FOR IT.
TODAY MUST BE MY LUCKY DAY.
COME ON, BOYS.
LET'S KEEP THIS GRAVY TRAIN ROLLING.
COMING, EDDY.
I WAS A MOOSE ONCE.
YOU CAN'T GET ME.
YOU'RE A SLIPPERY RATTLESNAKE, JIMMY.
I AM? LET'S RIDE, PAISLEY.
AAH!
YOU'RE REAL SLIPPERY NOW.
HA HA. TWERP.
Jonny: WHOA.
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
I'M POOPED, PLANK.
WHAT? GOLD?
LET'S STAKE OUR CLAIM, HOMBRE.
[WHIP SNAPS]
OUCH!
I'M GOING FOR A SODA.
Eddy: HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, PARTNER.
HITCHING YOUR HORSE IN A NO-HITCHING ZONE, THERE, PECOS KEV?
WRITE HIM UP, DOUBLE DEPUTY D.
YOU'RE A DORK.
THAT'S MARSHAL DORK...
[MISPRONOUNCES] HOMBRE.
Edd: HERE YOU ARE, KEVIN.
THANK YOU.
HEY, MARSHAL DRIP.
[LAUGHS]
THIS IS WAY TOO EASY.
HMM. SPLINTERS!
YOUR WOODEN MONEY'S NOT GOOD HERE, PECOS KEV.
OW!
HMM.
Eddy: OW!
THAT'S A 25-CENT PROSPECTING FINE.
BUT I AM WASHING DISHES, NO-BRAIN ED-BOY.
25 CENTS, OR 25 DAYS IN THE POKY?
AHEM. WRONG CARTOON, EDDY.
CATTLE RUSTLING'S HARD, SARAH.
NO MORE BRANDING FOR YOU, MISTER.
Eddy: AND YOU.
JEEPERS. IT'S MARSHAL EDDY.
A 25-CENT RAILROAD TAX.
[LAUGHS]
EDDY, LEAVE JIMMY ALONE!
DOUBLE DEPUTY D.
[LAUGHS WEAKLY]
HMM. "DISTURBING THE PEACE"?
WE'RE NOT PAYING.
YOU HAVE GONE CRAZY,
FAST BUCK ED BOYS.
YEAH. I PAY, I'M RETCHING.
I HADN'T COUNTED ON THAT ONE.
Jonny: RUNAWAY WAGON.
RUNAWAY WAGON.
Sarah: WHAT HAPPENED, JONNY?
WE WERE AMBUSHED.
THEY CIRCLED OUR WAGON.
OH, LOOK WHAT THOSE OUTLAWS
DID TO HIM.
P.U.!
WHAT IS THAT STINK?
WHAT STINKS?
PLANK REMINDS ME OF FRESH-CUT SPRING FLOWERS
SPEWN ACROSS A BABBLING BROOK, WITH A HINT OF LEMON.
THEY WERE HEADED THIS WAY.
HA HA. WHO NEEDS THE MARSHAL NOW?
IT'S A SHAME YOU DIDN'T PAY YOUR FINES.
I GOT 25 CENTS.
HUH?
Rolf: YEAH, YEAH.
Sarah: I'LL PAY TO SEE THIS.
Eddy: WHAT THE...
THANKS, MARSHAL EDDY.
KANKERS.
GIVE BACK MY--HUH?
MY SQUIRT GUN IS MISSING.
Kanker leader: OH, BOYS...
HUH?
LOOKING FOR THESE?
[LAUGHTER]
Jimmy: YOUR DAYS ARE NUMBERED, KANKER SISTERS.
MARSHAL EDDY IS HERE FOR YOUR HIDE.
WELL, HE IS.
AND WHO'S GOING TO HELP HIM?
UM, WE WERE JUST GOING TO GET OUR HARMONICAS.
RIGHT, FELLAS?
I LOVE WHEN THEY DO THIS.
All: RUN AWAY!
[KANKERS LAUGHING]
Blond Kanker: LOOK. THEY BROUGHT US FLOWERS.
WHAT IS IT THIS TIME, GIRLS?
EAU DE WOOD ROT, OR CRANKSHAFT NUMBER 5?
Together: CRANKSHAFT.
PERFUME?
JUST LIKE PLANK.
I DON'T WANT TO SMELL PRETTY, EDDY.
Together: SQUIRT GUNS READY.
PICK A BOYFRIEND.
All: OW!
I'M FEELING PRETTY RIPE RIGHT NOW.
THANKS FOR THE LOOT, BOYS.
[LAUGHTER]
OH, IT'LL TAKE WEEKS TO DISINFECT THESE CLOTHES.
I SMELL LIKE FRESH-CUT SPRING FLOWERS
SPEWN ACROSS A BABBLING BROOK, WITH A HINT OF LEMON.
NOBODY TAKES MY MONEY AND GETS AWAY WITH IT.
I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!
ANYTIME, ED.
OH. CHOO-CHOO!
LOOK, SARAH, A PARADE.
HEE HEE!
[EDDY AND EDD GROANING]
THIS COWBOY STUFF IS MURDER ON YOUR LEGS.
OH, TOO COOL. AAH!
SOMEONE DOESN'T HAVE MUCH CONFIDENCE IN US.
AH, THEY'RE JUST TRYING TO SCARE US.
LET'S GO.
[EDD MOANS]
ROLF HAS BROKEN HIS BACK AND MADE YOU NEW MUD PITS.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
[HAWKS CALLING]
HMM. NO SIGN OF THE KANKERS.
LET'S MOVE OUT.
THIS IS DESPERATE, EDDY.
WHAT IF WE'RE CAPTURED
AND FORCED TO CLEAN THEIR GUTTERS?
I DON'T KNOW WHAT A GUTTER IS, EDDY.
YOU'LL BE LIVING IN ONE IF YOU DON'T COME ON.
OK, KANK...
OK, KANKERS. I'M CALLING YOU OUT.
WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG?
YOU KNOW WHAT WE'RE HERE FOR.
I LOVE A MAN IN UNIFORM.
STAND YOUR GROUND, DEPUTIES.
HUH? DEPUTIES? HMM?
[TEETH CHATTERING]
READY, GIRLS?
[YELLS]
[CACKLES]
DRAW!
HA HA!
TELL ME IF I HIT THEM. NO, DON'T.
HEE HEE!
OOPS.
HA HA!
OH, I FEEL IT.
I FEEL THE ADRENALINE, EDDY, BABY.
DOUBLE D, DOUBLE D. DOUBLE D.
RELAX, WILL YOU?
IT'S A TOY FROM CANADA.
GEE. HOW EMBARRASSING.
HUH?
ARE YOU THROUGH?
WE MISSED EVERY SHOT.
WE WON'T.
Kankers: DANCE, COWBOYS.
FORGET YOUR GLASSES AT HOME?
YOU ONLY GOT OUR FEET WET.
IT'S OUR KANKER RUBBER CEMENT.
CHECK AGAIN, DEAD-EYE.
IT FEELS AS THOUGH I'M IN ED'S BASEMENT.
WE'RE TRAPPED.
TIME FOR SOME HOME COOKING.
[EDDY AND EDD YELLING]
RUN HOME! RUN HOME!
[MACHINE BEEPING]
[HORSE NEIGHS]
WHOA. WHERE'S THE FIRE, FLATHEAD?
OOH, FIRE! AAH!
NO, ED.
I AM MELTING, EDDY.
[EDDY YELLS]
OH, MY. THE DETECTOR HAS DETECTED SOMETHING.
Ed: I CAN'T SEE. SO MUCH SMOKE.
STOP.
GRANDDAD, YOU RAN ANOTHER STOP SIGN.
I'VE MARKED THE EXACT POSITION OF WHERE TO EXCAVATE.
DOUBLE D'S LEGS ARE GONE.
NO, ED. HE WANTS YOU TO DIG.
READY, ELEPHANT BOY?
Edd: OH, MY.
ARF!
Eddy: YOU'RE AN ANIMAL, ED.
I BET IT'S A NEW CAR
OR A BURIED BANK HEIST.
[CHUCKLES]
OH, MY, ED, YOUR TALENTS ARE ENDLESS, AREN'T THEY?
Ed: I SEE SOMETHING SHINY, GUYS.
JACKPOT!
LET HER RIP!
FINDERS KEEPERS.
GO, ED! GO!
I THINK I'M GOING TO BE SICK.
IS THAT JIMMY AND PLANK?
[JIMMY HUMMING EXCITEDLY]
HIYA, JIMMY BOY.
EDDY.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH PLANK, HUH? DID YOU STEAL IT FROM JONNY?
DID YOU, HUH?
JONNY AND PLANK HAD A HORRIBLE TIFF.
JONNY WALKED OFF IN A HUFF.
ABANDONED, PLANK WAS HELPLESS.
I OFFERED THE HUNK OF WOOD A HOME.
OH, DEAR. JONNY ALONE?
THINK OF THE PAIN.
SEPARATED FROM HIS BEST FRIEND.
ISOLATED. FORTUNATELY,
I AM SURROUNDED BY FRIENDS WHO RESPECT THE FEELINGS--
Eddy: CAN IT, SOCKHEAD.
WE'RE WASTING TIME.
JONNY IS DEFENSELESS.
ARE YOU GOING TO FINISH THAT CUPCAKE, DOUBLE D?
[SIGHING]
BOY, ED, AM I HAPPY TO SEE YOU.
WANT TO MAKE A SANDCASTLE?
"SIT DOWN AND SAY HELLO, JONNY."
HELLO?
"ASK HIM HOW HE IS."
HUH?
UM...WAIT.
"HOW ARE YOU?" "HOW ARE YOU?"
I'M FINE.
WELL, OK, A LITTLE HUNGRY.
UM...
"FEELING ALONE?"
ALONE.
"NO ONE TO HAVE
ONE-SIDE--SIDED CONVER--VER--SATIONS WITH?"
YOU READ ME LIKE A MAP, ED.
AM I THAT OBVIOUS?
Ed: UH, EXCUSE ME, JONNY.
"MEET A NEW FRIEND
"AT ED'S FRIEND STORE.
ED, TAKE JONNY THERE."
OH, YEAH.
HEE HEE!
FRIEND STORE?
HMM, WHAT'S JONNY SEE IN THIS STUFF ANYWAY?
WELL, EDDY,
JONNY'S NEED TO COMMUNICATE WITH
AN INANIMATE OBJECT IS QUITE NORMAL,
SOMETIMES STEMMING
FROM A LACK OF SELF-CONFIDENCE OR SOCIAL PHOBIAS.
WHAT IS HE?
JONNY IS HERE. DO I GET THAT COOKIE NOW?
JONNY BOY, YOU LOOK LIKE YOU NEED A NEW FRIEND.
AT ED'S FRIEND STORE, YOUR NEW FRIEND IS CAREFULLY CHOSEN
BY OUR MASTER MATCHMAKER-- BUDDY DOUBLE D.
ONE LOUSY QUARTER,
AND WE'LL SET YOU UP WITH YOUR IDEAL PAL.
I THINK I'LL PAY
AFTER I'M HAPPY WITH MY IDEAL PAL.
WHAT'S WITH THAT?
JONNY, AFTER AN EXTENSIVE SCREENING PROCESS,
I FOUND YOUR PERFECT MATCH.
BOB, JONNY. JONNY, BOB.
AAH!
Eddy: WHOOPS. FORGOT THE OTHER EYE.
HELLO, BOB.
I LIKE THE SHAPE OF YOUR HEAD, TOO.
Eddy: WELL, WHAT DO YOU KNOW?
YOU'RE HAPPY. I'M HAPPY.
COUGH UP THE DOUGH.
EDDY, JONNY SHOULDN'T RUSH INTO A NEW RELATIONSHIP.
THEY NEED TO GET BETTER ACQUAINTED. THIS WAY, PLEASE.
COME ON. I'M TRYING TO RUN A BUSINESS HERE. WORK WITH ME.
EDDY IS MY IDEAL PAL--
SOFT AND CUDDLY,
LIKE MASHED POTATOES.
YUM.
[BLOWING]
HMM? PARDON. DID YOU SAY SOMETHING?
HMM? UH...
A PLANET?
MY HEAD'S NOT THAT BIG. MY MAMA WHAT?
[ED GIGGLING]
OH, HI, GUYS.
YOU'LL FIND PING-PONG
TO BE A GREAT ICEBREAKER, JONNY.
NOT TO MENTION A DUCK.
HUH? HUH?
WHAT?
UM... WHO?
HUH? UM...
ED.
WHY?
OK, JONNY, PLAY BALL.
YOUR SERVE, JONNY.
OH, BOY. PLANK AND I PLAYED THIS ALL THE TIME.
[EDDY LAUGHING]
BOB SPIKED IT.
Ed: BOB IS GOOD FOR A CONE.
GOING TO LEAVE A MARK?
I DON'T LIKE BOB.
UH-OH.
DON'T WORRY, JONNY.
ALL RELATIONSHIPS START WITH A STRONG FOUNDATION--
I LIVE IN A FOUNDATION
WITH ALL SORTS OF USELESS THINGS THAT JONNY WOULD TALK TO.
SAVED BY THE ED.
Ed: COME, EDDY.
[ED LAUGHING]
ED, YOU GO DOWN THE STAIRS JUST LIKE PLANK.
A FRIEND FOR JONNY WE NEED.
ED, YOU GOT TO LIKE YOUR ROOM.
OH, DEAR. JONNY IS IN A DENIAL STAGE.
I GOT A FRIEND FOR YOU JONNY...SOMEWHERE.
ED, YOU JUST MISSED MY--
Ed: AHOY!
WAIT UNTIL I GET MY HANDS ON YOU.
WHY, EDDY, THAT'S A PERFECT MATCH FOR JONNY. DON'T YOU THINK?
REALLY?
Eddy: JONNY, MEET SALTY SAM.
IT LOOKS A LITTLE CRUSTY.
DON'T JUDGE A BOOK BY ITS COVER, JONNY.
IT'S SALTY, AND IT'S A BOOT.
KNOCK YOURSELF OUT.
OOH. NOW, WHAT DID I...
AW, LOOK. ED!
HUH? OH, YES, EDDY?
GET OUT HERE, WILL YOU?
THESE TWO NEED SOME QUALITY TIME.
[CHUCKLES]
DID YOU SEE THE SPARKLE IN JONNY'S EYES?
STOP ME, BOYS. I'M GETTING FRILLY.
[CRASHING]
Jonny: HELP! HELP!
THEY'RE HAVING FUN.
Jonny: STOP IT, SALTY.
HE'S MAD, I TELL YOU. MAD!
OH, MY.
WHAT'S WITH THIS GUY?
JONNY NEEDS TO PICK HIS OWN FRIEND.
BINGO.
Jonny: FRIENDS FOR LIFE? YES, INDEEDY.
[LOUD MUSIC PLAYING]
OOH, IT SOUNDS LIKE THE FESTIVITIES HAVE ALREADY BEGUN.
EDDY, THE MUSIC'S TOO LOUD!
[EDDY TURNS DOWN MUSIC]
YOU'RE DISRUPTING THE FABRIC OF SUBURBAN LIVING!
[LAUGHS NERVOUSLY]
COME ON. COME ON. LIGHTEN UP, JONNY.
THE SHINDIG'S ALL FOR YOU, CURLY.
SCHMOOZE ON INTO THE PARTY.
CHECK OUT THOSE COOL FRIENDS.
OOH, THEY'RE ALL STARING AT ME.
WITH A HEAD LIKE YOURS, I'D STARE, TOO.
JUST FOLLOW ED AND DOUBLE D.
THEY'LL GET THIS PLACE A-COOKING.
QUIT STANDING AROUND.
GET OUT THERE. DANCE WITH SOMETHING.
BREAK THE ICE.
THIS IS NOT MY STRONG SUIT.
I'M THE ICE-CREAM MAN.
MOVE, DOUBLE D.
STOP. NO. PLEASE.
DO IT FOR JONNY.
WHAT LOVELY LEAVES YOU HAVE.
UH, OH. IT'S A WIG. SORRY.
THAT-A BOY, MONOBROW.
ED HAS GOT A NEW FRIEND.
I MISS...PLANK.
DANCING WITH A VASE.
BOY, HAVE I REACHED AN ALL-TIME LOW.
[CHUCKLING]
UM, WOULD YOU...
LIKE TO, AH, OH, D-D-DANCE
WITH ME?
OH, OK. PLANK!
WHO ARE YOU? DANCE?
NO, I THOUGHT... OH, NO, I LIKE YOU, TOO.
OH...OH.
TOO MANY FRIENDS.
[JONNY MOANING]
HEY THERE, PARTY POOPER.
COME ON. RELAX.
Jonny: WHOA!
Eddy: TAKE A LOAD OFF THOSE SANDALS.
THE PARTY'S JUST STARTING.
CHECK IT OUT, ROLF.
COOL PARTY. CHECK OUT THE SNACKS.
PARTY? JIMMY, PARTY!
GRANDDAD?
Jimmy: SOMEONE POINT ME TO THE D.J.
TIME FOR ROLF TO SHOW OFF HIS BOOGALOO, YEAH!
Sarah: WHEE!
LET'S BUST A MOVE, SARAH. WHEE!
PLANK?
KEVIN, NO, NO!
WHAT IS THIS STUFF?
SO LAME.
MY RECORDS!
OH, THAT'S IT. I WANT ALL OF YOU--
HELLO. CAN I HAVE THIS DANCE?
WAIT! Rolf: COME.
BOOGALOO WITH ROLF.
SHOW ME WHERE YOUR MAMA LIVES.
AH, FRESH.
TRY THIS ONE, EDDY.
BOOG-A-LOO!
SWINGING.
HANG ON TIGHT. CHA-CHA-CHA.
Kevin: WHOA. YOU'RE A MACHINE.
I'VE GOT GOOSE BUMPS, SARAH.
I'M SORRY, TOO, PLANK.
LET'S GO HOME.
IT'S OUT-OF-CONTROL.
DON'T CUT IN, EDDY. IT'S RUDE.
Ed: NEXT!
GET ON BOARD THE ED TRAIN.
ED!
CALL A DOCTOR.
Together: NOT COOL. NOT COOL.
Eddy: OUCH. OOH.
OUT OF MY ROOM.
OUT. OUT. OUT.
I WAS BORN TO BE WILD,
BUT THE CAGE WAS TOO SMALL.
IT WAS A DORK FEST.
I ACTUALLY STARTED TO SWEAT. ME!
Eddy: OUT OF HERE.
WELL, JONNY FOUND HIS FRIEND.
NO WAY.
LOOK, EDDY.
Eddy: HEY, JONNY, BUT--BUT--
GIVE ME MY QUARTER.
Jimmy: ♪ OOH, OOH HUH?
Jimmy: EVERYBODY'S DOING IT.
BOUNCY, BOUNCY, BOUNCY.
♪ OOH, OOH
♪ OOH, OOH...
OOH!
EXCUSE ME, EDDY. THIS IS MY SONG.
IF YOU CAN'T BEAT THEM, SHOW OFF.
LET'S MAMBO.
♪ OOH, OOH
♪ OOH, OOH, OOH ♪
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Eddy: ED!
ED, EDD, AND EDDY!
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