1 00:00:01,625 --> 00:00:03,165 [WHISTLING] 2 00:00:04,958 --> 00:00:09,168 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION 3 00:00:40,333 --> 00:00:43,383 MM-HMM! [GIGGLING] 4 00:00:43,458 --> 00:00:44,538 CHECKMATE! 5 00:00:44,625 --> 00:00:47,205 BOY, PLANK, YOU SURE HAVE LOST YOUR FINISH. 6 00:00:47,292 --> 00:00:50,172 THAT'S HOME PLATE AND HERE'S THE BANANA! 7 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:51,380 BANANA? 8 00:00:51,458 --> 00:00:53,458 RUN, JONNY, RUN! 9 00:00:53,542 --> 00:00:56,002 UM, OK. WHERE TO? 10 00:00:56,083 --> 00:00:57,293 HIT THE BULL'S-EYE, JONNY! 11 00:00:57,375 --> 00:00:59,415 SQUEEZE THE BANANA AND HIT THE BULL'S-EYE! 12 00:00:59,500 --> 00:01:02,500 DO IT! HURRY! HIT IT, HIT IT! 13 00:01:02,583 --> 00:01:04,043 HA! WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? 14 00:01:04,125 --> 00:01:05,785 HERE'S THE PEAS AND HERE'S THE STRAW! 15 00:01:05,875 --> 00:01:07,075 COME ON, JONNY! GET A LEAD OUT! 16 00:01:07,167 --> 00:01:08,787 SHOOT THE BALLOONS! SHOOT THE BALLOONS! 17 00:01:08,875 --> 00:01:11,285 DON'T LOOK AT ME! SHOOT THE BALLOONS! 18 00:01:11,375 --> 00:01:13,205 [POW POW] 19 00:01:13,042 --> 00:01:14,132 Jonny: OH, BOY! 20 00:01:14,208 --> 00:01:15,208 DON'T DROP THE MARSHMALLOWS! 21 00:01:15,292 --> 00:01:18,212 QUIT LOOKING AT ME! HURRY, JONNY, MOVE IT! 22 00:01:18,042 --> 00:01:19,462 WHAT DO I DO, EDDY? 23 00:01:19,542 --> 00:01:20,582 FEED DOUBLE D! 24 00:01:20,667 --> 00:01:22,457 FEED HIM, JONNY! HURRY! 25 00:01:22,542 --> 00:01:23,212 OH! 26 00:01:23,292 --> 00:01:25,082 Eddy: THAT-A-BOY, JONNY! 27 00:01:25,167 --> 00:01:26,127 WHOO HOO HOO! 28 00:01:26,208 --> 00:01:28,458 TOUCH HOME PLATE! TOUCH IT, TOUCH IT! 29 00:01:28,542 --> 00:01:29,632 I SEE IT, EDDY! 30 00:01:29,708 --> 00:01:30,628 Eddy: GO! RUN! HURRY! 31 00:01:30,708 --> 00:01:33,038 Ed/Edd/Eddy: RUN, JONNY, RUN! 32 00:01:33,125 --> 00:01:33,955 OH... 33 00:01:34,042 --> 00:01:34,882 TOUCH IT! TOUCH IT! 34 00:01:34,958 --> 00:01:36,668 HURRY, JONNY! TOUCH HOME PLATE! 35 00:01:36,750 --> 00:01:38,130 GO, JONNY, GO! 36 00:01:38,208 --> 00:01:39,498 HUH? WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT? 37 00:01:39,583 --> 00:01:41,083 YOU'RE ALMOST THERE, JONNY! 38 00:01:41,167 --> 00:01:43,497 OH! LOOK AT JONNY CRAWL! 39 00:01:43,583 --> 00:01:44,963 TOUCH IT! I DID IT! 40 00:01:45,042 --> 00:01:47,042 QUICK! PUT A QUARTER IN THE JAR, JONNY! 41 00:01:47,125 --> 00:01:48,495 HURRY, JONNY, HURRY! 42 00:01:48,583 --> 00:01:50,133 PUT THE QUARTER IN THE JAR! 43 00:01:50,208 --> 00:01:52,128 JUST DROP IT IN, JONNY! 44 00:01:52,208 --> 00:01:54,378 DROP IT IN! 45 00:01:54,958 --> 00:01:56,628 NICE TRY, EDDY! 46 00:01:56,708 --> 00:01:57,328 RRR! 47 00:01:57,417 --> 00:01:59,167 I HELPED, TOO, JONNY! 48 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:01,880 I WAS THE BALLOON GUY! 49 00:02:01,958 --> 00:02:04,328 PERHAPS WE SHOULD DESIGN A GAME FOR ROLF. 50 00:02:04,417 --> 00:02:05,327 WHAT'S THE USE? 51 00:02:05,417 --> 00:02:07,287 LOOK AT HIM HANGING LAUNDRY--BORING! 52 00:02:07,375 --> 00:02:09,625 AND KEVIN'S FIXING HIS BIKE--SNORESVILLE! 53 00:02:09,708 --> 00:02:12,748 NAZZ IS LOUNGING AND THE TWERPS ARE PLAYING BLOCKS! 54 00:02:12,833 --> 00:02:14,583 DID I MENTION NAZZ LOUNGING? 55 00:02:14,667 --> 00:02:16,877 WHAT A GAGGLE OF SAD SACKS! 56 00:02:16,958 --> 00:02:18,958 IT'S THE CURSE OF SUBURBAN LIVING, EDDY. 57 00:02:19,042 --> 00:02:23,082 WE'RE JUST TOO DISTANT FROM THE HUSTLE AND BUSTLE OF THE BIG CITY. 58 00:02:23,167 --> 00:02:24,167 I LOVE THE CITY! 59 00:02:24,250 --> 00:02:27,420 IF YOU CAN MAKE IT THERE, YOU CAN MAKE IT ANYWHERE! 60 00:02:27,500 --> 00:02:30,130 LET'S NOT FORGET THE POTPOURRI OF URBAN CULTURE-- 61 00:02:30,208 --> 00:02:34,538 MUSEUMS, THEATER, AND MY FAVORITE-- LIBRARIES! 62 00:02:34,625 --> 00:02:36,125 OH! AND WHEN YOU BUMP INTO CARS, 63 00:02:36,208 --> 00:02:38,538 THEY GO, "WHOO WHOO! BAH! BAH!" 64 00:02:38,625 --> 00:02:42,165 HA HA! YOU CAN MAKE BIG BUCKS IN THE BIG CITY! 65 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:44,750 LET'S DRIVE TO THE CITY, FELLAS! 66 00:02:44,833 --> 00:02:47,753 WE'RE TOO YOUNG TO DRIVE, ED. 67 00:02:47,833 --> 00:02:49,173 MY DAD HAS A SHOVEL! 68 00:02:49,250 --> 00:02:51,830 WELL, I SAY IF WE CAN'T GO TO THE CITY, 69 00:02:51,917 --> 00:02:54,287 LET'S BRING THE CITY TO THE CUL-DE-SAC. 70 00:02:54,375 --> 00:02:57,035 I SUPPOSE I SHOULD FIND SOME TAPE. 71 00:02:57,125 --> 00:03:00,205 NOT TO MENTION A DUCK! 72 00:03:00,500 --> 00:03:01,380 Rolf: AH! 73 00:03:01,458 --> 00:03:02,828 THE MERCILESS BEATING WITH A STICK 74 00:03:02,917 --> 00:03:05,077 HAS CLEANSED MAMA'S PANTALOONS. FRESH! 75 00:03:05,167 --> 00:03:06,417 [MACHINERY BUZZING] 76 00:03:06,500 --> 00:03:10,170 WHAT IS THIS THAT FOULS THE CALM OF THE CUL-DE-SAC? 77 00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:11,040 HEY, ROLF! 78 00:03:11,125 --> 00:03:13,245 YOUR DAD SHEARING SHEEP AGAIN? 79 00:03:13,333 --> 00:03:14,463 KEEP IT DOWN! 80 00:03:14,542 --> 00:03:16,002 THIS SOUND IS A MYSTERY TO ROLF, 81 00:03:16,083 --> 00:03:19,963 AS IS YOUR MOCKERY OF MY FATHER'S LEISURELY LIFE. 82 00:03:20,042 --> 00:03:20,962 HEY! 83 00:03:21,042 --> 00:03:22,752 KEEP IT DOWN OR I'M CALLING THE COPS! 84 00:03:22,833 --> 00:03:26,463 HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO PLAY WITH ALL THIS RACKET?! 85 00:03:26,542 --> 00:03:28,212 I THINK IT'S COMING FROM THE LANE. 86 00:03:28,042 --> 00:03:32,832 Kevin: I BET THOSE EDS ARE UP TO SOMETHING! 87 00:03:33,917 --> 00:03:35,207 AWESOME! 88 00:03:35,042 --> 00:03:37,002 Nazz: WE'VE GOT OUR OWN CITY! 89 00:03:37,083 --> 00:03:38,043 JA, JA! 90 00:03:38,125 --> 00:03:39,125 HOO-RAH! 91 00:03:39,208 --> 00:03:41,458 THE DORKS DID SOMETHING COOL FOR ONCE! 92 00:03:41,542 --> 00:03:44,212 EVERYTHING'S SO BIG AND TALL! 93 00:03:44,042 --> 00:03:46,172 LET'S STROLL DOWN THE BOULEVARD OF DREAMS. 94 00:03:46,250 --> 00:03:47,710 Jonny: NO, WAIT! 95 00:03:47,792 --> 00:03:49,082 DON'T GO IN THERE! 96 00:03:49,167 --> 00:03:49,997 Rolf: LOOK! 97 00:03:50,083 --> 00:03:51,333 THE CITY'S A BAD PLACE! 98 00:03:51,417 --> 00:03:54,167 THE CITY'S SCARY AND SMELLY! 99 00:03:54,042 --> 00:03:55,672 IT'S TRUE! ASK PLANK! 100 00:03:55,750 --> 00:03:57,250 CITY PEOPLE IGNORE YOU. 101 00:03:57,333 --> 00:03:59,833 THEY'RE TOO BUSY AND WALK RIGHT PAST YOU, 102 00:03:59,917 --> 00:04:02,877 WITHOUT EVEN SO MUCH AS A "HOWDY DO." 103 00:04:02,958 --> 00:04:04,918 [LAUGHTER] HUH? GUYS? 104 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:07,670 Jonny: DID YOU HEAR WHAT I SAID? 105 00:04:07,750 --> 00:04:08,880 HEY! 106 00:04:08,958 --> 00:04:11,078 BOY, PLANK, EVER FEEL LIKE YOU MIGHT AS WELL 107 00:04:11,167 --> 00:04:13,207 BE TALKING TO A PIECE OF WOOD? 108 00:04:13,292 --> 00:04:14,252 PLANK? 109 00:04:14,333 --> 00:04:15,673 PLANK? 110 00:04:15,750 --> 00:04:18,170 NOT YOU, TOO! 111 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:19,540 Jimmy: I'M TINGLY ALL OVER! 112 00:04:19,625 --> 00:04:21,995 Sarah: I'VE NEVER BEEN TO THE CITY! 113 00:04:22,083 --> 00:04:23,043 GOOD DAY, MRS. LADY. 114 00:04:23,125 --> 00:04:24,495 HELLO, MR. FANCY PANTS. 115 00:04:24,583 --> 00:04:25,503 GREETINGS, CITY STRANGER. 116 00:04:25,583 --> 00:04:28,043 THEY'RE CARDBOARD, ROLF. GET A GRIP. 117 00:04:28,125 --> 00:04:29,035 Sarah: GO! 118 00:04:29,125 --> 00:04:30,575 Rolf: HMM. WHAT BARBARIAN WOULD HANG 119 00:04:30,667 --> 00:04:31,997 THE MILK BOX FROM A STRING? 120 00:04:32,083 --> 00:04:34,963 JEEZ, ROLF! THAT'S A TRAFFIC SIGNAL. 121 00:04:35,042 --> 00:04:35,962 [HORN HONKS] 122 00:04:36,042 --> 00:04:37,462 COME ON! I AIN'T GETTIN' ANY YOUNGER! 123 00:04:37,542 --> 00:04:38,582 MOVE IT! 124 00:04:38,667 --> 00:04:41,997 EDDY! IF YOU BLOW THAT HORN ONE MORE TIME-- 125 00:04:42,083 --> 00:04:43,213 [LOUD HONK] 126 00:04:43,042 --> 00:04:45,252 WHAT THE-- GET BACK HERE, DORK! 127 00:04:45,333 --> 00:04:49,543 [COUGHING] THE CITY AIR IS THICK LIKE NANA'S TOENAIL. 128 00:04:49,625 --> 00:04:50,875 WHERE'D EVERYBODY GO? 129 00:04:50,958 --> 00:04:52,168 WAIT TILL I FIND THAT DORK! 130 00:04:52,250 --> 00:04:54,130 Ed: BEEP BEEP! WHOA, WHOA! 131 00:04:54,208 --> 00:04:55,498 I'M A TRUCK! 10-4! 132 00:04:55,583 --> 00:04:57,753 BEARING ON YOUR CRUMPET THING. 133 00:04:57,833 --> 00:05:00,083 THEY'RE JUST TRYING TO BUG ME, 134 00:05:00,167 --> 00:05:01,667 AND IT WORKED! 135 00:05:01,750 --> 00:05:03,960 [GROWLING] 136 00:05:05,125 --> 00:05:07,035 YOU CUT ME OFF, DOUBLE DWEEB! 137 00:05:07,125 --> 00:05:08,495 I BEG TO DIFFER, KEVIN. 138 00:05:08,583 --> 00:05:12,043 MY SAFETY BAG WOULD NOT HAVE DEPLOYED IF YOU HADN'T REAR-ENDED ME. 139 00:05:12,125 --> 00:05:14,535 I CANNOT SEE PAST ED BOY'S SWOLLEN BACK! 140 00:05:14,625 --> 00:05:16,455 Eddy: WHAT IS THIS--A FUNERAL? 141 00:05:16,542 --> 00:05:17,792 LET'S GO, GRANDMA! 142 00:05:17,875 --> 00:05:21,035 STAY CALM. IGNORE THE PEANUT GALLERY. 143 00:05:21,125 --> 00:05:21,995 [DING] 144 00:05:22,083 --> 00:05:24,543 DON'T STOP. YES, GO! LOOK OUT! 145 00:05:24,625 --> 00:05:26,035 THIS GUY'S A HOOT. 146 00:05:26,125 --> 00:05:27,455 CAN YOU SEE MY HAND SIGNAL? 147 00:05:27,542 --> 00:05:29,252 BECAUSE I'M ABOUT TO MAKE A TURN. 148 00:05:29,333 --> 00:05:32,963 THAT'S IT! STAND BACK, FOLKS! 149 00:05:33,042 --> 00:05:33,632 EHH! 150 00:05:33,708 --> 00:05:36,038 ROAD RASH! HA HA HA! 151 00:05:36,125 --> 00:05:37,995 Ed: SMOKEY'S ON MY TAIL! 152 00:05:38,083 --> 00:05:41,133 [ENGINE ROARING, SIREN BLARING] 153 00:05:41,208 --> 00:05:44,538 PLANK! OH, PLANK! 154 00:05:44,958 --> 00:05:46,078 WHERE ARE YOU, BUDDY? 155 00:05:46,167 --> 00:05:49,127 Ed: HEY, JONNY BOY! WHAT'S THE MATTER? 156 00:05:49,208 --> 00:05:50,288 LOOKING FOR SOMETHING? 157 00:05:50,375 --> 00:05:51,535 PLANK RAN OFF, EDDY! 158 00:05:51,625 --> 00:05:54,205 HE'S ALL ALONE IN THIS CARDBOARD JUNGLE! 159 00:05:54,042 --> 00:05:56,002 SEEN HIM? 160 00:05:56,083 --> 00:05:58,963 HMM. PLANK, PLANK, PLANK. 161 00:05:59,042 --> 00:06:02,382 A-ABOUT THIS TALL, SMILES A LOT? 162 00:06:02,458 --> 00:06:03,538 YOU SAW HIM? 163 00:06:03,625 --> 00:06:05,205 I CAN'T SEEM TO REMEMBER. 164 00:06:05,292 --> 00:06:07,462 HOW'S ABOUT REFRESHING MY MEMORY, HUH? 165 00:06:07,542 --> 00:06:09,672 DID YOU SEE HIM OR NOT?! 166 00:06:09,750 --> 00:06:12,170 NOPE. HAVEN'T SEEN HIM. BEATS ME. 167 00:06:12,000 --> 00:06:14,040 PLANK! OH, PLANK! 168 00:06:14,125 --> 00:06:16,205 HOW'S A GUY SUPPOSED TO MAKE A LIVING? 169 00:06:16,292 --> 00:06:18,832 BRIGHT LIGHTS AND SKYSCRAPERS! WHEE! 170 00:06:18,917 --> 00:06:21,957 PINCH ME, SARAH! I'M DREAMING! 171 00:06:22,042 --> 00:06:22,832 SARAH? 172 00:06:22,917 --> 00:06:24,207 EH...PARDON ME. 173 00:06:24,292 --> 00:06:26,582 HAVE YOU SEEN MY FRIEND SARAH? 174 00:06:26,667 --> 00:06:29,167 [LAUGHTER] SIR? 175 00:06:29,375 --> 00:06:32,035 TOO MANY PEOPLE! 176 00:06:32,417 --> 00:06:34,627 I FEEL SO CONGESTED! 177 00:06:34,708 --> 00:06:36,378 OH, LOOK--A SHOE STORE. 178 00:06:36,458 --> 00:06:38,128 ♪ LA DA DA DA DA... 179 00:06:38,208 --> 00:06:39,418 OH! HERE WE GO! 180 00:06:39,500 --> 00:06:41,710 SHINE YOUR SHOES, CITIZEN? 181 00:06:41,792 --> 00:06:42,882 W-WHAT? 182 00:06:42,958 --> 00:06:43,748 FOOT, PLEASE. 183 00:06:43,833 --> 00:06:45,003 YEAH, YEAH, FINE. 184 00:06:45,083 --> 00:06:47,173 WE CERTAINLY HAVE BEEN HAVING SOME FINE WEATHER, 185 00:06:47,000 --> 00:06:48,170 HAVEN'T WE, SIR? 186 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:50,290 ENOUGH SMALL TALK. WHAT'S THE DAMAGE? 187 00:06:50,375 --> 00:06:51,825 THE CUSTOMER'S ALWAYS RIGHT. 188 00:06:51,917 --> 00:06:54,207 ALL DONE. THAT WILL BE 25 CENTS. 189 00:06:54,042 --> 00:06:58,212 UM, KEVIN, YOU SEEM TO HAVE GIVEN ME A BOTTLE CAP. 190 00:06:58,042 --> 00:07:00,252 LIFE IN THE BIG CITY, PAL. HA HA! 191 00:07:00,333 --> 00:07:03,253 KEVIN SEEMS TO HAVE ADAPTED QUITE WELL. 192 00:07:03,333 --> 00:07:05,083 [NAZZ HUMMING] 193 00:07:05,167 --> 00:07:06,627 MAY I HELP YOU WITH THOSE? 194 00:07:06,708 --> 00:07:08,538 COO COO COO COO! 195 00:07:08,625 --> 00:07:10,035 OINK OINK! 196 00:07:10,125 --> 00:07:12,245 PIGEONS DON'T GO "OINK," ED! 197 00:07:12,333 --> 00:07:15,003 I'M A GAZELLE! OINK! 198 00:07:15,083 --> 00:07:16,833 NAZZ, WAIT! 199 00:07:16,917 --> 00:07:18,207 HEY, YOU! 200 00:07:18,042 --> 00:07:19,002 OH, MY! 201 00:07:19,083 --> 00:07:20,173 WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE-- 202 00:07:20,250 --> 00:07:21,420 LOOK OUT! 203 00:07:21,500 --> 00:07:22,460 [LAUGHING] 204 00:07:22,542 --> 00:07:24,502 COO COO! 205 00:07:25,333 --> 00:07:26,213 QUACK QUACK! 206 00:07:26,292 --> 00:07:28,332 ED! YOU'RE GOING TO HURT SOMEBODY! 207 00:07:28,417 --> 00:07:30,537 THIS AIN'T A CARTOON! 208 00:07:30,625 --> 00:07:32,875 DOUBLE D, LET GO! 209 00:07:32,958 --> 00:07:35,128 [BOTH GRUNTING] 210 00:07:35,917 --> 00:07:36,787 GET OFF! 211 00:07:36,875 --> 00:07:37,495 HAI-YAAH! 212 00:07:37,583 --> 00:07:39,963 CURSE MY CHIVALROUS WAYS. 213 00:07:40,042 --> 00:07:43,002 ♪ COME OUT, COME OUT, WHEREVER YOU ARE ♪ 214 00:07:43,083 --> 00:07:44,003 [SQUISH] 215 00:07:44,083 --> 00:07:45,543 FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! 216 00:07:45,625 --> 00:07:48,205 [ENGINE ROARING] HUH? PLANK! 217 00:07:49,250 --> 00:07:52,170 MY BUDDY! HUH? 218 00:07:53,000 --> 00:07:56,580 PLANK! LOOK WHAT THE CITY'S DONE TO YOU! 219 00:07:56,667 --> 00:07:58,077 [HORN HONKS] PLANK! 220 00:07:58,167 --> 00:07:59,877 Sarah: LINE-UPS AND MORE LINE-UPS! 221 00:07:59,958 --> 00:08:01,378 WHAT'S WITH ALL THE LINE-UPS? 222 00:08:01,458 --> 00:08:04,538 THAT'S WHAT YOU DO IN THE BIG CITY, SARAH. 223 00:08:04,625 --> 00:08:06,285 OH, MY-- 224 00:08:06,375 --> 00:08:07,205 JIMMY? 225 00:08:07,042 --> 00:08:08,542 I GOT A TATTOO, SARAH! 226 00:08:08,625 --> 00:08:10,625 IS THAT WHAT THIS LINE IS FOR? 227 00:08:10,708 --> 00:08:13,708 ONLY 25 CENTS AT ED'S TATTOO PARLUR. 228 00:08:13,792 --> 00:08:14,582 [KEVIN GROANING] 229 00:08:14,667 --> 00:08:16,627 GET ON WITH IT, DORK! 230 00:08:16,708 --> 00:08:17,788 CRY ME A RIVER-- 231 00:08:17,875 --> 00:08:18,535 Sarah: HEY! 232 00:08:18,625 --> 00:08:20,535 YOU BUTTED IN LINE, ROLF! 233 00:08:20,625 --> 00:08:22,125 GET LOST! 234 00:08:22,208 --> 00:08:23,128 HEE! 235 00:08:23,208 --> 00:08:25,208 HAVE MERCY, RABBIT EARS! 236 00:08:25,042 --> 00:08:26,832 SARAH'S IN TROUBLE, AND NEEDS THE HELP 237 00:08:26,917 --> 00:08:29,537 OF THE BOY WITH THE SNAKE ON HIS FACE! 238 00:08:29,625 --> 00:08:31,165 SSSSS! 239 00:08:31,000 --> 00:08:32,790 Rolf: ASSISTANCE, PLEASE! 240 00:08:32,875 --> 00:08:33,705 HUNHH! 241 00:08:33,792 --> 00:08:35,042 SECURITY! BREAK IT UP, WILL YOU? 242 00:08:35,125 --> 00:08:38,825 BUT, EDDY, SITUATIONS SUCH AS THESE TEND TO WORK THEMSELVES-- 243 00:08:38,917 --> 00:08:41,627 GET OUT THERE! THEY'RE SCARING OUR CUSTOMERS! 244 00:08:41,708 --> 00:08:44,168 MAMA, SAVE ME. RUN! 245 00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:45,040 [SARAH GRUNTS] 246 00:08:45,125 --> 00:08:47,125 Edd: PEOPLE, PLEASE! CONTROL-- 247 00:08:47,208 --> 00:08:49,128 JIMMY, CAREFUL OF HIS HAIRY BACK! 248 00:08:49,208 --> 00:08:51,078 HOLD HIM FOR ME! 249 00:08:51,167 --> 00:08:52,747 [PUNCHING, YELLING] 250 00:08:52,833 --> 00:08:55,083 Nazz: HI, JONNY. 251 00:08:55,167 --> 00:08:57,127 OH, YEAH? WELL, WHAT'S 2 PLUS 2? 252 00:08:57,208 --> 00:08:58,168 HEY, HEY, HEY! 253 00:08:58,250 --> 00:09:01,080 ANY OF THAT CRYSTAL BALL STUFF WILL COST YOU EXTRA! 254 00:09:01,167 --> 00:09:02,247 Eddy: HIYA, JONNY! WANT A TAT? 255 00:09:02,333 --> 00:09:06,043 YOUR CITY'S CORRUPTED THE MIND OF MY PAL PLANK! 256 00:09:06,125 --> 00:09:08,075 Jonny: SURRENDER, URBAN FIEND! 257 00:09:08,167 --> 00:09:09,247 [GRUNTING, PUNCHING] 258 00:09:09,333 --> 00:09:11,213 Eddy: HELP! I'M BEING MUGGED! 259 00:09:11,292 --> 00:09:12,542 [JONNY LAUGHING] 260 00:09:12,625 --> 00:09:13,665 DID YOU SEE THAT? 261 00:09:13,750 --> 00:09:16,130 THAT BALD KID TOOK MY MONEY! 262 00:09:16,208 --> 00:09:18,378 TELL SOMEONE WHO CARES! 263 00:09:18,458 --> 00:09:19,748 ED, DO SOMETHING! 264 00:09:19,833 --> 00:09:21,753 CAN I CATER A PARTY? 265 00:09:21,833 --> 00:09:23,253 RRRR! 266 00:09:23,333 --> 00:09:25,793 [GRUNTING] 267 00:09:28,042 --> 00:09:30,082 Sarah: WHAT'S HE DOING? 268 00:09:30,167 --> 00:09:31,497 YOU BETTER FIND MY PLANK! 269 00:09:31,583 --> 00:09:34,463 WE'LL NEED SOME TIME, JONNY! 270 00:09:34,542 --> 00:09:35,082 WHAT? 271 00:09:35,167 --> 00:09:35,997 JONNY, WAIT! 272 00:09:36,083 --> 00:09:37,673 BACK OFF, EDDY, OR IT'S CURTAINS 273 00:09:37,750 --> 00:09:38,880 FOR YOUR DIRTY MONEY! 274 00:09:38,958 --> 00:09:41,208 DON'T EVEN KID ABOUT SOMETHING LIKE THAT! 275 00:09:41,042 --> 00:09:43,212 Edd: HEY, YOU, UP THERE! 276 00:09:43,042 --> 00:09:45,332 YES, YOU-- WITH THE JAR! 277 00:09:45,417 --> 00:09:47,787 SOMEONE WANTS TO TALK TO YOU! 278 00:09:47,875 --> 00:09:49,705 [MICROPHONE FEEDBACK] 279 00:09:49,792 --> 00:09:52,212 PLANK, IS THAT YOU? 280 00:09:52,042 --> 00:09:53,712 SEE? PLANK'S OK! 281 00:09:53,792 --> 00:09:55,542 NOW, ABOUT THAT JAR, PAL-- 282 00:09:55,625 --> 00:09:57,245 SHUSH! WHAT? 283 00:09:57,333 --> 00:10:00,173 REALLY? DO YOU THINK I SHOULD? 284 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:02,710 SHOULD WHAT? WHAT? 285 00:10:02,792 --> 00:10:04,792 OK, YOU BRAT, YOU! 286 00:10:04,875 --> 00:10:06,375 JONNY, NO! 287 00:10:06,458 --> 00:10:08,578 MY MONEY! 288 00:10:08,667 --> 00:10:09,827 Kevin: SCRAMBLES! 289 00:10:09,917 --> 00:10:11,417 [SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY] 290 00:10:11,500 --> 00:10:12,670 Nazz: COOL! MONEY! 291 00:10:12,750 --> 00:10:15,500 HEY, DON'T TOUCH THAT! PUT IT DOWN! 292 00:10:15,583 --> 00:10:16,923 OOH! 293 00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:19,080 [EDDY GRUNTING] 294 00:10:20,208 --> 00:10:21,128 [LAUGHTER] 295 00:10:21,208 --> 00:10:22,748 THAT'S CITY PROPERTY! 296 00:10:22,833 --> 00:10:26,673 [YELLING INDISTINCTLY] 297 00:10:26,750 --> 00:10:28,250 YOU'RE WELCOME. 298 00:10:28,333 --> 00:10:30,423 DOUBLE D, TELL ME YOU SAVED SOME! 299 00:10:30,500 --> 00:10:31,750 TELL ME WE'RE OK! 300 00:10:31,833 --> 00:10:33,293 EDDY! IT WAS HORRIBLE, EDDY! 301 00:10:33,375 --> 00:10:36,205 LOOK WHAT THEY DID TO MY SHIRT! 302 00:10:36,292 --> 00:10:37,172 AAHH! 303 00:10:37,250 --> 00:10:39,210 OK, LUMMOX! DID YOU GET ANY COIN? 304 00:10:39,292 --> 00:10:40,082 DID YOU, HUH? 305 00:10:40,167 --> 00:10:41,787 YEAH, I GOT A BUNCH! 306 00:10:41,875 --> 00:10:45,205 THAT-A-BOY, ED! GIMME, GIMME, GIMME! 307 00:10:45,833 --> 00:10:46,503 A WORM?! 308 00:10:46,583 --> 00:10:48,423 IRONIC, DON'T YOU THINK? 309 00:10:48,500 --> 00:10:51,880 I WAS TOO FAST FOR THEM, EDDY! 310 00:10:53,708 --> 00:10:55,748 MY CITY! 311 00:10:57,500 --> 00:11:00,130 Ed: DOMINOES! LET'S DO IT AGAIN! 312 00:11:00,208 --> 00:11:01,248 HERE--HOLD THIS. 313 00:11:01,333 --> 00:11:02,923 ED, I DON'T WANT IT! 314 00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:05,170 DOUBLE D! GET A NET! 315 00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:06,080 IT'S CRAWLING! 316 00:11:06,167 --> 00:11:07,877 HA HA HA! YOU KNOW, EDDY, 317 00:11:07,958 --> 00:11:11,998 CEASELESS TOIL AND BROKEN DREAMS ARE THE ESSENCE OF URBAN LIVING! HEH! 318 00:11:12,083 --> 00:11:14,753 Jonny: AH! TAKE A DEEP BREATH, PLANK! 319 00:11:14,833 --> 00:11:19,173 YOU CAN SMELL PEACE, LOVE, AND TRANQUILITY! 320 00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:20,880 I MISSED YOU, TOO, BUDDY, 321 00:11:20,958 --> 00:11:24,128 BUT IF YOU EVER DO THAT AGAIN, I'LL GLUE YOU TO A ROCK! 322 00:11:24,208 --> 00:11:25,998 IT'S A JOKE, PLANK! 323 00:11:26,083 --> 00:11:28,213 HA HA HA HA... 324 00:11:35,417 --> 00:11:36,877 [BOING] 325 00:11:36,958 --> 00:11:38,998 [CHUCKLING] 326 00:11:39,583 --> 00:11:40,883 ED, PLEASE? 327 00:11:40,958 --> 00:11:42,878 THE VIBRATION FROM THE RUBBER BAND COULD INTERFERE 328 00:11:42,958 --> 00:11:46,168 WITH THE GYROS OF OUR JAWBREAKER SURVEILLANCE SATELLITE! 329 00:11:46,250 --> 00:11:50,710 I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU JUST SAID, DOUBLE D! 330 00:11:50,792 --> 00:11:52,752 CAN I WIND IT UP NOW, PLEASE? 331 00:11:52,833 --> 00:11:55,133 CAN I, HUH? OH, COME ON! 332 00:11:55,208 --> 00:11:56,998 HANG ONTO YOUR NECK, ORVILLE! 333 00:11:57,083 --> 00:11:59,003 DOUBLE D, TELL ME AGAIN! I'M DROOLING! 334 00:11:59,083 --> 00:12:01,583 WELL, EDDY, WITH THE PROPER ATMOSPHERIC CONDITIONS, 335 00:12:01,667 --> 00:12:04,417 OUR SATELLITE WILL BE ABLE TO PINPOINT EVERY JAWBREAKER 336 00:12:04,500 --> 00:12:07,210 WITHIN A 4-BLOCK RADIUS OF THE CUL-DE-SAC. 337 00:12:07,042 --> 00:12:07,962 REALLY? 338 00:12:08,042 --> 00:12:09,172 Ed: CONTACT! HUH? 339 00:12:09,250 --> 00:12:10,250 OH, DEAR! ED! 340 00:12:10,333 --> 00:12:12,133 LET GO OF THAT PROPELLER! 341 00:12:12,208 --> 00:12:13,708 ROGER, EDDY! 342 00:12:13,792 --> 00:12:15,422 ED, NO! REVERSE THAT! 343 00:12:15,500 --> 00:12:17,250 GRAB HOLD OF THE PROPELLER! 344 00:12:17,333 --> 00:12:20,003 IN YOUR HAT, DOUBLE D! 345 00:12:20,083 --> 00:12:21,333 NOW WHAT? 346 00:12:21,417 --> 00:12:23,287 AAAHHH.... 347 00:12:23,375 --> 00:12:24,575 ED! 348 00:12:24,667 --> 00:12:27,627 AH! LOOK AT IT GO, GUYS! 349 00:12:27,708 --> 00:12:30,038 Edd: OH, DEAR! OH, DEAR! 350 00:12:30,125 --> 00:12:31,325 [SIGHS] 351 00:12:31,417 --> 00:12:32,457 OH, WELL. 352 00:12:32,542 --> 00:12:36,252 JUST ONCE, I'D LIKE SOMETHING TO GO RIGHT. 353 00:12:36,333 --> 00:12:37,173 [HONK] 354 00:12:37,250 --> 00:12:38,500 HELLO! 355 00:12:38,583 --> 00:12:41,583 LUCKY FOR US, I CAN TRACK ITS EVERY WHEREABOUTS. 356 00:12:41,667 --> 00:12:42,707 [BEEPING] 357 00:12:42,792 --> 00:12:43,712 HMM! 358 00:12:43,792 --> 00:12:45,212 HA HA HA HA... 359 00:12:45,292 --> 00:12:46,752 WAIT UP! 360 00:12:46,833 --> 00:12:49,883 WAFFLE! 361 00:12:49,958 --> 00:12:51,378 YOUR TURN, SARAH. 362 00:12:51,458 --> 00:12:53,038 LEAPFROG! 363 00:12:53,125 --> 00:12:55,125 YOU'RE SO NIMBLE, SARAH. 364 00:12:55,208 --> 00:12:56,788 MY TURN! 365 00:12:56,875 --> 00:12:59,205 OF ALL THE DARN LUCK! EH! 366 00:12:59,042 --> 00:13:00,462 SPACE JUNK ATTACK! 367 00:13:00,542 --> 00:13:04,882 DARN! MY PERFECTLY MANICURED NAILS! 368 00:13:05,292 --> 00:13:07,332 HEY... 369 00:13:08,833 --> 00:13:11,083 IF MY CALCULATIONS ARE CORRECT, 370 00:13:11,167 --> 00:13:14,167 IT SHOULD LAND-- [CRASH] 371 00:13:14,250 --> 00:13:16,000 IN THAT TREE. 372 00:13:16,083 --> 00:13:18,423 DAMAGED, FRACTURED, AND OUT OF ORDER. 373 00:13:18,500 --> 00:13:20,210 SMOOTH MOVE, LUMPY. 374 00:13:20,042 --> 00:13:22,002 FIRST ONE THERE IS A ROTTEN EGG! 375 00:13:22,083 --> 00:13:23,673 Edd: NO, WAIT! PLEASE, ED! 376 00:13:23,750 --> 00:13:26,170 SEND AN IMPULSE TO YOUR BRAIN AND STOP! 377 00:13:26,250 --> 00:13:27,630 OH! 378 00:13:27,708 --> 00:13:30,168 ED, ARE YOU STANDING ON MY SHIRT WITH YOUR FILTHY SHOES? 379 00:13:30,250 --> 00:13:31,960 Eddy: DOGPILE! 380 00:13:32,042 --> 00:13:33,132 FOR PETE'S SAKE! 381 00:13:33,208 --> 00:13:36,708 WE'RE NOT ALLOWED ON THE GRASS! 382 00:13:36,792 --> 00:13:37,672 WHO SAYS? 383 00:13:37,750 --> 00:13:39,380 PLEASE READ THE SIGN. 384 00:13:39,458 --> 00:13:40,458 "KEEP OFF." SO WHAT? 385 00:13:40,542 --> 00:13:42,382 EDDY, YOU MUST OBSERVE AND OBEY THE SIGN. 386 00:13:42,458 --> 00:13:44,628 SIGNS ARE IN PLACE SO THAT ORDER IS MAINTAINED 387 00:13:44,708 --> 00:13:46,668 IN AN OTHERWISE UNCULTIVATED SOCIETY. 388 00:13:46,750 --> 00:13:49,580 AND I, FOR ONE, UPHOLD THESE SILKSCREEN POLICIES! 389 00:13:49,667 --> 00:13:53,127 Eddy: DON'T YOU KNOW ADULTS COME UP WITH THAT STUFF JUST TO BUG US? 390 00:13:53,208 --> 00:13:57,708 SEE? I STEP ON THE GRASS AND NOTHING HAPPENS. 391 00:13:57,792 --> 00:13:59,922 HAVE YOU NO MORAL FIBER?! 392 00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:01,880 BE A REBEL! TRY IT! 393 00:14:01,958 --> 00:14:02,998 IT'S JUST A DUMB SIGN! 394 00:14:03,083 --> 00:14:05,173 I'M SMARTER THAN A SIGN! 395 00:14:05,250 --> 00:14:08,210 LOOK AT ME! HA HA HA! 396 00:14:08,042 --> 00:14:09,042 HELLO? 397 00:14:09,125 --> 00:14:10,535 GO ON! TOUCH IT! 398 00:14:10,625 --> 00:14:12,825 I CAN'T! IT'S NOT IN ME, EDDY! 399 00:14:12,917 --> 00:14:14,537 THINK OF THE MELEE AND-- 400 00:14:14,625 --> 00:14:17,245 EXCUSE ME, BUT HAS MY SHIRT BECOME A DOORMAT 401 00:14:17,333 --> 00:14:19,133 FOR EVERYONE'S FILTHY SHOES? 402 00:14:19,208 --> 00:14:21,538 [ED GRUNTING] 403 00:14:23,458 --> 00:14:24,708 BOING! 404 00:14:24,792 --> 00:14:25,752 WELL, I SUPPOSE, 405 00:14:25,833 --> 00:14:28,133 TECHNICALLY THAT'S NOT THE GRASS 406 00:14:28,208 --> 00:14:29,128 Ed: AAHH! 407 00:14:29,208 --> 00:14:31,038 [COUGHING] 408 00:14:33,208 --> 00:14:35,878 I'M A WOODPECKER... 409 00:14:36,708 --> 00:14:38,498 'CEPT WITH DIRT. 410 00:14:38,583 --> 00:14:39,753 [GRUNTING] 411 00:14:39,833 --> 00:14:43,043 LET'S FIND SOME MORE SIGNS! 412 00:14:45,625 --> 00:14:48,245 [CHILDREN GROANING] 413 00:14:49,500 --> 00:14:53,080 PLANK SAYS HE'S ALMOST GOT IT. 414 00:14:53,167 --> 00:14:53,997 RATS! 415 00:14:54,083 --> 00:14:55,673 THAT COULD HAVE BEEN US! 416 00:14:55,750 --> 00:14:57,330 GOOD THING PLANK READ THE SIGN! 417 00:14:57,417 --> 00:14:59,167 Eddy: IF SOMEONE TOLD YOU TO JUMP OFF 418 00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:01,540 THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING, WOULD YOU? 419 00:15:01,625 --> 00:15:04,035 Edd: DON'T JUMP, EDDY, DON'T! 420 00:15:04,125 --> 00:15:07,035 OH, YOU'RE SO STUBBORN. 421 00:15:07,125 --> 00:15:08,035 WHAT ARE YOU DOING, DORK? 422 00:15:08,125 --> 00:15:10,955 I'M FOLLOWING MY RULES, KEV. 423 00:15:11,042 --> 00:15:13,712 IF YOU WANT THE BALL, JUST GET IT! 424 00:15:13,792 --> 00:15:14,792 HA! 425 00:15:14,875 --> 00:15:17,665 OH, YOU'RE IN BIG TROUBLE, ED! 426 00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:20,380 AH! RULES ARE FOR LOSERS! 427 00:15:20,458 --> 00:15:22,538 I'M AN ANGEL, SARAH! 428 00:15:22,625 --> 00:15:23,995 HEH HEH HEH! 429 00:15:24,083 --> 00:15:26,133 WHAT A COUPLE OF SCREWBALLS! 430 00:15:26,208 --> 00:15:28,078 TRY TO TALK SOME SENSE INTO THEM! 431 00:15:28,167 --> 00:15:30,457 THEY'RE LOOSE CANNONS, READY TO BLOW! 432 00:15:30,542 --> 00:15:34,042 I'LL GIVE YOU 3 TO LET GO OF ME! 433 00:15:34,125 --> 00:15:36,035 LET'S HAVE SOME DESSERT BEFORE DINNER 434 00:15:36,125 --> 00:15:38,125 AND EAT IT WITH OUR HANDS... 435 00:15:38,208 --> 00:15:40,918 THEN TALK WITH YOUR MOUTH FULL! 436 00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:43,960 EDDY'S THE MAN! 437 00:15:45,208 --> 00:15:47,418 MOM IS GOING TO BE SO MAD, ED! 438 00:15:47,500 --> 00:15:51,250 YOU KIDS STILL LISTEN TO MOMMY AND DADDY? TOO BAD! 439 00:15:51,333 --> 00:15:54,793 I GUESS YOU WON'T BE JOINING US FOR AN AFTER-DINNER SWIM! 440 00:15:54,875 --> 00:15:56,205 YOU CAN'T DO THAT, EDDY! 441 00:15:56,042 --> 00:15:58,832 WE CAN DO WHATEVER WE WANT, JONNY BOY! 442 00:15:58,917 --> 00:15:59,997 BUT YOU'LL GET A CRAMP. 443 00:16:00,083 --> 00:16:03,083 THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT ADULTS YOU TO THINK. 444 00:16:03,167 --> 00:16:05,207 OK! THIS HAS GONE FAR ENOUGH-- 445 00:16:05,042 --> 00:16:09,082 CAN ME AND PLANK GO TO BED WITHOUT BRUSHING OUR TEETH? 446 00:16:09,167 --> 00:16:09,997 OH! 447 00:16:10,083 --> 00:16:11,673 LET 'EM ROT, JONNY BOY! 448 00:16:11,750 --> 00:16:12,960 CAN I STAY UP LATE? 449 00:16:13,042 --> 00:16:14,332 CAN I WEAR SHOULDER PADS? 450 00:16:14,417 --> 00:16:15,667 KNOCK YOURSELF OUT! 451 00:16:15,750 --> 00:16:18,500 YOU'RE JUST TRYING TO GET US IN TROUBLE, AREN'T YOU? 452 00:16:18,583 --> 00:16:21,583 HELP, HELP! KEVIN'S BEATING ME UP! 453 00:16:21,667 --> 00:16:22,377 OH! 454 00:16:22,458 --> 00:16:24,418 IS THE FUZZ ON ITS WAY? 455 00:16:24,500 --> 00:16:25,880 I THINK NOT. 456 00:16:25,958 --> 00:16:28,578 LIVE BY THE RULES, JUST LIKE DOUBLE D. 457 00:16:28,667 --> 00:16:31,417 BUT RULES ARE A JOY TO UPHOLD! 458 00:16:31,500 --> 00:16:32,630 DORK ALERT! 459 00:16:32,708 --> 00:16:34,748 RULES ARE FOR LOSERS! 460 00:16:34,833 --> 00:16:35,633 HA HA HA HA! 461 00:16:35,708 --> 00:16:37,078 Ed: WHAT DO I WIN? 462 00:16:37,167 --> 00:16:39,287 A 5-FINGER SANDWICH, YOU BIG-- 463 00:16:39,375 --> 00:16:40,995 COOCHIE COOCHIE COOCHIE! 464 00:16:41,083 --> 00:16:43,963 QUIT IT! [LAUGHING] 465 00:16:44,042 --> 00:16:47,042 EH! COME, WILFRED. WE HAVE MUCH TO DO. 466 00:16:47,125 --> 00:16:48,165 Eddy: HEY, ROLFIE! 467 00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:50,750 ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULL BOY! 468 00:16:50,833 --> 00:16:53,083 WHO IS THIS JACK? I KNOW NO JACK. 469 00:16:53,167 --> 00:16:54,417 DON'T LISTEN TO HIM, ROLF! 470 00:16:54,500 --> 00:16:56,290 EDDY ONLY WISHES TO EVISCERATE 471 00:16:56,375 --> 00:16:58,325 SOCIAL ORDER AS WE KNOW IT! 472 00:16:58,417 --> 00:16:59,667 ED ON A PIG! 473 00:16:59,750 --> 00:17:01,830 ED! YOU CAN'T DO THAT! 474 00:17:01,917 --> 00:17:04,627 TAKE A BREAK, WILL YOU? RELAX! 475 00:17:04,708 --> 00:17:08,168 WOULDN'T YOU RATHER BE SLOSHING AROUND IN SOME WET CEMENT? 476 00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:11,420 WHY DO YOU HINDER ROLF'S DRUDGERY, 3-HAIRED ED BOY? 477 00:17:11,500 --> 00:17:13,210 IF MY CHORES ARE NOT COMPLETE, 478 00:17:13,042 --> 00:17:16,922 I WILL BE BANISHED TO THE...CUPBOARD! 479 00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:18,130 WHO'S GOING TO KNOW? 480 00:17:18,208 --> 00:17:21,538 COME ON! THERE'S A CLOD WITH YOUR NAME ON IT. 481 00:17:21,625 --> 00:17:23,075 [LAUGHTER] 482 00:17:23,167 --> 00:17:23,997 OW! 483 00:17:24,083 --> 00:17:26,633 ROLF IS HUMBLED BY THE CEMENT. 484 00:17:26,708 --> 00:17:29,458 IT MAKES HIM YEARN FOR THE LIFE OF LEISURE. 485 00:17:29,542 --> 00:17:32,082 [PIG OINKING] 486 00:17:32,667 --> 00:17:34,667 HA HA! WHAT A PIG! 487 00:17:34,750 --> 00:17:37,710 GIVE IT UP FOR ROLF, EVERYBODY! 488 00:17:37,792 --> 00:17:39,002 [CHEERING] 489 00:17:39,083 --> 00:17:41,043 WELL, IT SEEMS YOU'VE CONVINCED ALL BUT ONE, EDDY, 490 00:17:41,125 --> 00:17:42,705 THAT RULES NEED NOT APPLY IN THIS CUL-DE-SAC. 491 00:17:42,792 --> 00:17:46,252 WELL, MISTER, I REMAIN AN ANCHORED SHIP TO THOSE RULES-- 492 00:17:46,333 --> 00:17:48,083 TERRA FIRMA, BABY! 493 00:17:48,167 --> 00:17:48,957 HMM! 494 00:17:49,042 --> 00:17:51,042 A PENNY FOR YOUR THOUGHTS? 495 00:17:51,125 --> 00:17:52,075 NOT GOOD. 496 00:17:52,167 --> 00:17:54,287 "NO RULES" RULE, DOUBLE D! 497 00:17:54,375 --> 00:17:55,915 HA HA HA HA... 498 00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:56,790 ARF! 499 00:17:56,875 --> 00:17:58,285 [OINKING] 500 00:17:59,917 --> 00:18:02,127 Edd: AAAHHH! EDDY, STOP! 501 00:18:02,208 --> 00:18:03,708 WHAT IN THE SAM HILL ARE YOU DOING? 502 00:18:03,792 --> 00:18:08,712 I PRECISELY ALPHABETIZED THOSE BOOKS FOR IMMEDIATE REFERENCE! 503 00:18:08,792 --> 00:18:10,792 ALPHABETS ARE FOR SOUP! 504 00:18:10,875 --> 00:18:13,665 WHAT'S THIS-- "JOYS OF RULES"? 505 00:18:13,750 --> 00:18:16,710 MAN, GET A LIFE, DOUBLE D! 506 00:18:16,792 --> 00:18:18,752 NO! 507 00:18:19,667 --> 00:18:20,917 OK, THAT'S IT! 508 00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:24,460 I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU SUCH A THRASHING! 509 00:18:24,542 --> 00:18:26,382 HUH? 510 00:18:26,458 --> 00:18:27,918 JEEZ, LOUISE! 511 00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:29,250 COOL! 512 00:18:29,625 --> 00:18:31,705 IF YOU SAY ONE WORD TO ANYONE, 513 00:18:31,792 --> 00:18:33,922 I'LL NEVER SPEAK TO YOU AGAIN! 514 00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:37,170 Ed: I AM DEAD FROM THE NECK UP. 515 00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:38,920 I'LL JUST SAVE IT AND USE IT FOR AMMO 516 00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:40,330 WHEN I NEED TO, DOUBLE D. 517 00:18:40,417 --> 00:18:43,127 EDDY'S ALWAYS A STEP AHEAD. 518 00:18:43,458 --> 00:18:46,128 OOH! LOOK AT THIS THING! 519 00:18:48,125 --> 00:18:50,995 EDDY, DON'T YOU DARE REMOVE THAT! 520 00:18:51,083 --> 00:18:52,213 OR WHAT? 521 00:18:52,042 --> 00:18:55,252 ♪ I FEEL MY HAND SLIPPING 522 00:18:55,333 --> 00:18:56,383 [RIPPING] 523 00:18:56,458 --> 00:18:59,078 NO, EDDY! YOU CAN'T! 524 00:18:59,167 --> 00:18:59,877 [RRRRRRIP] 525 00:18:59,958 --> 00:19:02,038 HA HA! I'M SUCH A BAD BOY! 526 00:19:02,125 --> 00:19:03,705 Edd: YOU'VE BROKEN ME, EDDY. 527 00:19:03,792 --> 00:19:05,172 HMM? 528 00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:08,040 SET ME FREE, AND I'LL JOIN YOU IN DESTROYING EVERYTHING 529 00:19:08,125 --> 00:19:10,575 THAT SEPARATES US FROM THE PRIMATES. 530 00:19:10,667 --> 00:19:12,957 WE'RE MAKING PROGRESS! 531 00:19:13,042 --> 00:19:14,672 YUM! LIKE CHEESE? 532 00:19:14,750 --> 00:19:16,580 NO, ED. "PROGRESS," NOT-- 533 00:19:16,667 --> 00:19:17,707 "PROCESS!" 534 00:19:17,792 --> 00:19:21,132 PUT THEM DOWN, ED! YOU LEAVE MY ANTS ALONE! 535 00:19:21,208 --> 00:19:21,958 [GASPS] 536 00:19:22,042 --> 00:19:24,422 5,239 ANTS, ED! 537 00:19:24,500 --> 00:19:26,380 PICK THEM UP, PICK THEM UP! 538 00:19:26,458 --> 00:19:28,328 SLOW DOWN, DOUBLE D. 539 00:19:28,417 --> 00:19:29,667 [GAGGING] I'M SORRY. 540 00:19:29,750 --> 00:19:32,130 Edd: WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING? 541 00:19:32,208 --> 00:19:33,458 GET BACK IN HERE! 542 00:19:33,542 --> 00:19:35,962 5,230--OOH! 543 00:19:36,042 --> 00:19:37,632 [CRASH] 544 00:19:38,125 --> 00:19:39,495 [CHICKENS CACKLING] 545 00:19:39,583 --> 00:19:40,923 [OINKING] 546 00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:42,080 HI, ROLF! 547 00:19:42,167 --> 00:19:43,327 CHICKENS! 548 00:19:43,417 --> 00:19:45,577 HOW'S IT GOIN', STRETCH? 549 00:19:45,667 --> 00:19:46,497 [SIGHS] 550 00:19:46,583 --> 00:19:48,463 NO MORE CHORES FOR ROLF. 551 00:19:48,542 --> 00:19:50,502 I AM A LAZY GOOD-FOR-NOTHING, 552 00:19:50,583 --> 00:19:51,923 JUST LIKE THE OTHERS. 553 00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:52,790 HA HA HA HA... 554 00:19:52,875 --> 00:19:55,875 SAY GOOD-BYE TO DIRTY DISHES! 555 00:19:55,958 --> 00:19:57,458 HA HA HA HA! 556 00:19:57,917 --> 00:20:00,997 Kevin: AWESOME, HEY, NAZZ? 557 00:20:01,667 --> 00:20:03,077 [LOUD BURP] 558 00:20:03,167 --> 00:20:04,997 GOOD ONION. 559 00:20:05,583 --> 00:20:07,133 "NO RULES" RULE! 560 00:20:07,208 --> 00:20:08,498 [GIGGLES] 561 00:20:08,583 --> 00:20:11,213 FEEL THE WIND, PLANK! 562 00:20:11,292 --> 00:20:13,792 Sarah: VANILLA, CHOCOLATE FUDGE! 563 00:20:13,875 --> 00:20:15,375 AND GERMAN SORBET! 564 00:20:15,458 --> 00:20:17,128 MEET YOU AT THE BOTTOM! 565 00:20:17,208 --> 00:20:19,208 [SLURPING] 566 00:20:19,042 --> 00:20:21,882 [GIGGLING] 567 00:20:22,333 --> 00:20:23,383 Jimmy: WHEEE! 568 00:20:23,458 --> 00:20:26,458 I LOVE ICE CREAM! YUMMY! 569 00:20:26,542 --> 00:20:27,922 ISN'T THIS COOL, ED? 570 00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:30,170 WE CAN DO WHATEVER WE WANT! 571 00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:31,420 LET'S FLY! 572 00:20:31,500 --> 00:20:33,000 Edd: ATTENTION, PLEASE. 573 00:20:33,083 --> 00:20:35,383 UH, YOUR ATTENTION, PLEASE! 574 00:20:35,458 --> 00:20:38,418 WHY IS DOUBLE D WEARING PANTYHOSE ON HIS HEAD? 575 00:20:38,500 --> 00:20:40,250 I HAVE GOOD NEWS FOR US ALL. 576 00:20:40,333 --> 00:20:45,083 I HAVE TAKEN THE LIBERTY OF PHONING ALL YOUR PARENTS! 577 00:20:45,167 --> 00:20:47,167 Kevin: WHAT?! OH, MAN! 578 00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:48,080 YOU DIDN'T! 579 00:20:48,167 --> 00:20:49,247 YOU'RE BLUFFING! 580 00:20:49,333 --> 00:20:50,253 NO, REALLY! 581 00:20:50,333 --> 00:20:52,423 THEY'RE ON THEIR WAY HOME RIGHT NOW. 582 00:20:52,500 --> 00:20:54,630 NO THANK-YOUs ARE NECESSARY. 583 00:20:54,708 --> 00:20:55,788 Eddy: HE FLIPPED! 584 00:20:55,875 --> 00:20:57,165 AM I IN TROUBLE NOW? 585 00:20:57,250 --> 00:21:00,080 Rolf: AAHH! HOME, WILFRED, QUICKLY! 586 00:21:00,167 --> 00:21:02,037 SCOOP FASTER, JIMMY! 587 00:21:02,125 --> 00:21:03,825 MY TUMMY HURTS. 588 00:21:03,917 --> 00:21:05,127 GET OFF! 589 00:21:05,208 --> 00:21:07,078 I CAN'T FIND MY CLOTHES! 590 00:21:07,167 --> 00:21:08,077 Edd: NO NEED TO PANIC, 591 00:21:08,167 --> 00:21:10,167 AS ORDER WILL SOON BE RESTORED--WHOOP! 592 00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:13,830 WE HAVE TO DO WHAT GROWN-UPS TELL US TO AGAIN! 593 00:21:13,917 --> 00:21:14,957 Kevin: DOUBLE DORK! 594 00:21:15,042 --> 00:21:17,542 YOU BROKE THE NUMBER-ONE RULE-- 595 00:21:17,625 --> 00:21:18,745 DON'T SQUEAL! 596 00:21:18,833 --> 00:21:21,753 Rolf: WILFRED IS A VERY QUIET PIG, KEVIN. 597 00:21:21,833 --> 00:21:23,003 HOLD IT, ROLF! 598 00:21:23,083 --> 00:21:24,833 GIVE ME A HAND HERE. 599 00:21:24,917 --> 00:21:27,167 YES! THE CLOSET CAN WAIT! 600 00:21:27,250 --> 00:21:29,000 I'VE GOT GOOSE BUMPS! 601 00:21:29,083 --> 00:21:32,883 UM, SEE? DOUBLE D JUST BROKE A RULE LIKE US, GUYS. 602 00:21:32,958 --> 00:21:34,288 NO, I DIDN'T. UH-- 603 00:21:34,375 --> 00:21:35,245 HE'S DELUSIONAL. 604 00:21:35,333 --> 00:21:37,173 A-AND THE PANTYHOSE IS TOO TIGHT. 605 00:21:37,250 --> 00:21:38,330 HIS BRAIN IS SQUISHED. 606 00:21:38,417 --> 00:21:41,377 Kevin: I THINK IT'S TIME FOR A LITTLE ORDER. 607 00:21:41,458 --> 00:21:42,458 JA, JA! 608 00:21:42,542 --> 00:21:44,792 [CHILDREN LAUGHING] 609 00:21:45,833 --> 00:21:48,083 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU TOLD ON US! 610 00:21:48,167 --> 00:21:51,417 I APOLOGIZE. I--I'M NOT SURE WHAT CAME OVER ME. 611 00:21:51,500 --> 00:21:53,210 THE--THE FLAGRANT DISREGARD FOR RULES 612 00:21:53,042 --> 00:21:56,712 MUST HAVE CAUSED ME TO GO, UH, TEMPORARILY INSANE. 613 00:21:56,792 --> 00:21:58,212 SOMEBODY'S COMING! 614 00:21:58,292 --> 00:21:59,672 HEY, OVER HERE! 615 00:21:59,750 --> 00:22:01,380 [WHISTLES] 616 00:22:04,167 --> 00:22:05,917 YOO HOO! UP HERE! 617 00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:07,130 Ed: JUST A SQUIRT? 618 00:22:07,208 --> 00:22:08,128 Rolf: YOU CRAZY? 619 00:22:08,208 --> 00:22:09,078 CAN'T YOU READ?! 620 00:22:09,167 --> 00:22:11,787 SIGNS ARE MEANT TO BE READ! 621 00:22:11,875 --> 00:22:13,075 THERE'S JONNY! 622 00:22:13,167 --> 00:22:15,077 HEY, UP HERE! 623 00:22:15,167 --> 00:22:16,707 HELP US OUT! 624 00:22:16,792 --> 00:22:20,172 BE A REBEL! COME ON! 625 00:22:20,333 --> 00:22:21,713 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY 626 00:22:21,792 --> 00:22:24,382 TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION 627 00:22:37,125 --> 00:22:38,455 ED, EDD N EDDY! 628 00:22:38,542 --> 00:22:40,632 CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE --www.ncicap.org--