1 00:00:03,500 --> 00:00:08,540 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION 2 00:00:44,042 --> 00:00:46,462 [LAUGHING] 3 00:00:48,167 --> 00:00:51,997 WE'RE NOT ALLOWED TO PLAY UP HERE, FELLAS! 4 00:00:52,833 --> 00:00:57,133 I REPEAT, UPSTAIRS IS OFF-LIMITS! 5 00:00:57,208 --> 00:00:58,628 [GLASS BREAKING] 6 00:00:58,708 --> 00:00:59,748 THIS IS NOT GOOD. 7 00:00:59,833 --> 00:01:02,883 YOU'RE TRESPASSING IN MY PARENTS' BEDROOM! 8 00:01:02,958 --> 00:01:06,038 PLEASE LEAVE NOW OR I'LL HAVE TO CALL AN ATTORNEY! 9 00:01:06,125 --> 00:01:06,995 EDWARD! 10 00:01:07,083 --> 00:01:09,173 MUST YOUR FATHER AND I REMIND YOU 11 00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:10,380 TO FINISH YOUR HOMEWORK? 12 00:01:10,458 --> 00:01:11,378 THAT IS RIGHT, SON. 13 00:01:11,458 --> 00:01:14,038 A MIND IS A TERRIBLE ORGAN TO SHOVEL. 14 00:01:14,125 --> 00:01:17,075 HAVE YOU GONE MAD? 15 00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:21,210 MY BLOOD SUGAR SEEMS A TAD LOW. 16 00:01:21,292 --> 00:01:22,382 [SNICKERING] 17 00:01:22,458 --> 00:01:23,998 EDDY, YOU'RE CONTAMINATING MOTHER'S LINEN 18 00:01:24,083 --> 00:01:27,003 WITH MILLIONS OF DEAD SKIN CELLS! 19 00:01:27,083 --> 00:01:28,213 IF YOU TWO ONLY KNEW 20 00:01:28,042 --> 00:01:30,172 THE REGIMEN OF CLEANING PROCEDURES 21 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:31,880 THAT YOU'VE SET INTO PLACE... 22 00:01:31,958 --> 00:01:33,498 WOO-HOO! JEEZ! 23 00:01:33,583 --> 00:01:35,753 STOP THIS CRAZY THING! 24 00:01:36,125 --> 00:01:39,325 [LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY] 25 00:01:39,417 --> 00:01:41,037 LOOK WHAT I FOUND! 26 00:01:41,125 --> 00:01:42,125 STICKY NOTES! 27 00:01:42,208 --> 00:01:43,168 YOU PUT THOSE BACK! 28 00:01:43,250 --> 00:01:45,130 YOU'RE IN TROUBLE, ED! 29 00:01:45,208 --> 00:01:47,038 I'M A BAD BOY! 30 00:01:47,125 --> 00:01:49,665 HA HA HA! STICKY NOTE! 31 00:01:49,750 --> 00:01:51,630 HA HA HA! STICKY NOTE! 32 00:01:51,708 --> 00:01:52,878 HA HA HA! STICKY NOTE! 33 00:01:52,958 --> 00:01:56,708 DOWNSTAIRS IMMEDIATELY! 34 00:01:56,792 --> 00:01:58,632 BLECHH! OH. 35 00:01:58,708 --> 00:02:01,168 YOUR SPELLING'S ATROCIOUS, ED. 36 00:02:01,250 --> 00:02:03,000 Eddy: STROKE! 37 00:02:03,083 --> 00:02:04,083 STROKE! 38 00:02:04,167 --> 00:02:05,077 STROKE! 39 00:02:05,167 --> 00:02:08,037 EDDY! YOU'RE SCRATCHING THE FLOOR! 40 00:02:08,125 --> 00:02:10,205 STROKE! AND... 41 00:02:10,292 --> 00:02:11,502 Ed: MY TURN! 42 00:02:11,583 --> 00:02:12,633 HA HA! 43 00:02:12,708 --> 00:02:13,708 BOING! 44 00:02:13,792 --> 00:02:15,042 SMACK! 45 00:02:15,125 --> 00:02:16,035 WHOOSH! 46 00:02:16,125 --> 00:02:18,165 PANT! PANT! PANT! PANT! 47 00:02:18,250 --> 00:02:19,000 HA HA! OOH! 48 00:02:19,083 --> 00:02:21,633 WHERE'D HE GO? WHERE'D HE GO? 49 00:02:21,708 --> 00:02:23,828 LOOK WHAT I FOUND! 50 00:02:23,917 --> 00:02:26,207 NO! NOT THAT! 51 00:02:26,292 --> 00:02:27,922 BUBBLE WRAP! 52 00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:29,880 ED! 53 00:02:29,958 --> 00:02:31,168 WHOA! 54 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:32,330 OUCH! 55 00:02:32,417 --> 00:02:33,377 WHAT WAS THAT? 56 00:02:33,458 --> 00:02:35,038 IT'S A HUNK OF BALONEY, ED. 57 00:02:35,125 --> 00:02:36,245 WHAT ARE YOU? 58 00:02:36,333 --> 00:02:38,173 BALONEY? PLEASE. 59 00:02:38,000 --> 00:02:42,130 IT'S THE ANCESTRAL FRUITCAKE! 60 00:02:42,208 --> 00:02:43,998 LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT COMPETITION, ED. 61 00:02:44,083 --> 00:02:48,543 FOR DECADES, WE PARADE THE CAKE EVERY CHRISTMAS! 62 00:02:48,625 --> 00:02:49,915 [REWINDING SOUNDS] 63 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:54,000 FOR DECADES, WE PARADE THE CAKE EVERY CHRISTMAS! 64 00:02:54,083 --> 00:02:56,043 [REWINDING SOUNDS] 65 00:02:56,125 --> 00:02:57,785 EVERY CHRISTMAS! 66 00:02:57,875 --> 00:02:59,035 CHRISTMAS, EDDY! 67 00:02:59,125 --> 00:03:01,125 I WANT A FLYING SAUCER, PEN AND PENCIL SET, 68 00:03:01,208 --> 00:03:05,208 4 EGG ROLLS, A SUBSCRIPTION CHUNKY PUFF QUARTERLY, 69 00:03:05,292 --> 00:03:06,252 A BOX OF BAND-AIDS, 70 00:03:06,333 --> 00:03:09,083 A BIG BOOK, AND, UM... 71 00:03:09,167 --> 00:03:11,207 GET OVER IT, ED. IT'S JULY! 72 00:03:11,042 --> 00:03:12,752 ANYWAYS, CHRISTMAS STINKS. 73 00:03:12,833 --> 00:03:14,043 ALL I EVER GET IS CLOTHES. 74 00:03:14,125 --> 00:03:15,165 THAT'S 'CAUSE SANTA KNOWS 75 00:03:15,250 --> 00:03:18,500 YOU'RE A NAUGHTY LITTLE BOY, EDDY. 76 00:03:18,875 --> 00:03:20,035 SANTA DON'T KNOW SQUAT! 77 00:03:20,125 --> 00:03:23,455 DON'T EVER SAY THAT, EDDY! 78 00:03:23,542 --> 00:03:27,962 SANTA IS MAKING HIS LIST AND CHECKING IT TWICE. 79 00:03:28,042 --> 00:03:29,542 [BELLS RINGING] 80 00:03:29,625 --> 00:03:30,665 SANTA! 81 00:03:30,750 --> 00:03:31,580 YEOW! 82 00:03:31,667 --> 00:03:33,247 HA HA HA! 83 00:03:33,333 --> 00:03:35,503 YOU'RE SCARING ME, ED. 84 00:03:37,042 --> 00:03:39,672 HMM. HUH? HEY! 85 00:03:39,750 --> 00:03:40,540 YOU THERE! 86 00:03:40,625 --> 00:03:42,665 YES, YOU WITH THE PIGGY BANKS. 87 00:03:42,750 --> 00:03:44,460 WHERE YOU GUYS GOING? 88 00:03:44,542 --> 00:03:45,462 DON'T BOTHER, EDDY. 89 00:03:45,542 --> 00:03:47,212 I FORGET WHERE WE'RE GOING. 90 00:03:47,292 --> 00:03:50,132 WE'RE GOING TO A PARTY, SILLY. 91 00:03:50,208 --> 00:03:51,208 IT'S PIGGY BANK DAY! 92 00:03:51,292 --> 00:03:53,132 GEE, WILLIKERS, EDDY. YOU KNOW-- 93 00:03:53,208 --> 00:03:56,208 THE DAY WHERE EVERYONE CRACKS OPEN THEIR PIGGY BANKS 94 00:03:56,292 --> 00:03:57,382 AND SPENDS ALL THEIR MONEY. 95 00:03:57,458 --> 00:04:00,128 WHY DON'T YOU TELL HIM YOUR SHOE SIZE, JIMMY? 96 00:04:00,208 --> 00:04:00,998 WHY? 97 00:04:01,083 --> 00:04:03,883 OF COURSE. IT'S PIGGY BANK DAY! 98 00:04:03,958 --> 00:04:06,288 WHAT I CALL A HOLIDAY! 99 00:04:06,375 --> 00:04:07,205 Edd: OW. 100 00:04:07,292 --> 00:04:09,042 PIGGY BANKS, MONEY, AND SPENDING. 101 00:04:09,125 --> 00:04:10,575 'TIS THE SEASON, DOUBLE D. 102 00:04:10,667 --> 00:04:14,077 Ed: DO YOU SEE WHAT I SEE? 103 00:04:15,958 --> 00:04:18,708 WHERE'D YOU GET THAT MISTLETOE IN JULY? 104 00:04:18,792 --> 00:04:19,752 THERE'S NO KISSING ALLOWED 105 00:04:19,833 --> 00:04:21,543 IN MY PARENTS' ROOM, ED. 106 00:04:21,625 --> 00:04:23,035 YOU TAKE CARE OF ED, DOUBLE D. 107 00:04:23,125 --> 00:04:25,125 I'VE GOT ANOTHER NUT TO CRACK... 108 00:04:25,208 --> 00:04:28,208 OR SHOULD I SAY, "PIGGY BANK"? 109 00:04:28,042 --> 00:04:29,712 ED, PLEASE! 110 00:04:29,792 --> 00:04:32,132 SOMEONE MAY BE WATCHING. 111 00:04:32,208 --> 00:04:35,538 [ALL TALKING AT ONCE] 112 00:04:37,125 --> 00:04:39,625 SNORT! SNORT! SNORT! 113 00:04:39,708 --> 00:04:42,418 "OINK OINK" TO YOU, TOO. 114 00:04:45,083 --> 00:04:46,883 OINK. YEAH, WHATEVER. 115 00:04:46,958 --> 00:04:49,378 OH, THE AGONY AND THE ECSTASY. 116 00:04:49,458 --> 00:04:51,998 HIT IT, JIMMY. SMASH IT INTO TINY PIECES! 117 00:04:52,083 --> 00:04:56,423 THE GUILT'S TOO GREAT FOR ONE PERSON TO BEAR, SARAH. 118 00:04:56,500 --> 00:04:58,960 WELL, THEN LET'S DO IT TOGETHER. 119 00:04:59,042 --> 00:04:59,792 OK. 120 00:04:59,875 --> 00:05:00,575 UPSY-DAISY! 121 00:05:00,667 --> 00:05:02,287 GREETINGS, FELLOW GRUNTERS. 122 00:05:02,375 --> 00:05:03,285 TIRED OF THE CLEAN-UP 123 00:05:03,375 --> 00:05:05,955 WHEN ALL YOUR PIGGY-SMASHING'S DONE? 124 00:05:06,042 --> 00:05:07,832 CHECK IT OUT, GUYS. 125 00:05:07,917 --> 00:05:09,537 IT'S DORK... 126 00:05:09,625 --> 00:05:10,575 AND BEANS! 127 00:05:10,667 --> 00:05:11,917 HA HA HA! 128 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:12,790 BEANS? 129 00:05:12,875 --> 00:05:14,125 AN EDIBLE SEED? 130 00:05:14,208 --> 00:05:16,958 OUR PIGGY BANK BELLYPUMPER 131 00:05:17,042 --> 00:05:18,212 WILL EXTRACT YOUR CASH 132 00:05:18,042 --> 00:05:20,752 WITHOUT YOU HAVING TO SMASH. 133 00:05:20,833 --> 00:05:21,673 REALLY? 134 00:05:21,750 --> 00:05:23,500 SARAH, I CAN CANCEL MY THERAPY! 135 00:05:23,583 --> 00:05:24,543 Ed: NOT YET, 136 00:05:24,625 --> 00:05:28,535 FOR IT IS CHRISTMAS, AND I BEAR STUFF. 137 00:05:30,250 --> 00:05:31,040 OH, YEAH. 138 00:05:31,125 --> 00:05:34,455 WHO WANTS A JUMBO CANDY CANE? 139 00:05:34,542 --> 00:05:36,422 IT'S JULY, BONEHEAD. 140 00:05:36,500 --> 00:05:39,000 AND A PARTRIDGE IN A PEAR-- 141 00:05:39,083 --> 00:05:40,173 WHAT CAN I TELL YOU? 142 00:05:40,250 --> 00:05:44,000 NOW, WHO WANTS THEIR PIGGY BANK BELLY PUMPED? 143 00:05:44,083 --> 00:05:45,923 UM, I'M NOT SURE. 144 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:48,040 FIRST CUSTOMER GETS A DISCOUNT. 145 00:05:48,125 --> 00:05:50,745 OH, THIS IS GOING TO BE GOOD. 146 00:05:50,833 --> 00:05:53,253 DON'T BLINK. 147 00:05:55,417 --> 00:05:56,917 SHAZAM! 148 00:05:57,000 --> 00:05:59,250 COOL! 149 00:06:04,042 --> 00:06:05,672 NOW, HANG ON TO YOUR SNOUT, 150 00:06:05,750 --> 00:06:07,920 'CAUSE AFTER THIS PATENTED SUCTION CYCLE, 151 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:13,210 YOUR HARD-EARNED CHRISTMAS STOCKING WILL COME OUT HERE. 152 00:06:13,250 --> 00:06:17,210 STOCKING READY FOR STUFFING, SANTA! 153 00:06:17,042 --> 00:06:18,042 ED! 154 00:06:18,125 --> 00:06:19,875 BEAT IT OR I'LL SOCK! 155 00:06:19,958 --> 00:06:22,378 BUT, EDDY, I AM AN ELF. 156 00:06:22,458 --> 00:06:23,128 Edd: OH... 157 00:06:23,208 --> 00:06:25,998 CURSE MY GULLIBILITY. 158 00:06:26,083 --> 00:06:27,883 FOR SHAME! 159 00:06:27,958 --> 00:06:30,248 SANTA, SPARE HIM! 160 00:06:30,875 --> 00:06:32,495 [CROWD GASPS] 161 00:06:32,583 --> 00:06:33,543 HELLO! 162 00:06:33,625 --> 00:06:35,165 [CROWD WHISPERING] 163 00:06:35,000 --> 00:06:37,420 NAUGHTY BOY, DOUBLE D. 164 00:06:37,500 --> 00:06:39,330 MY PIGGY! 165 00:06:41,542 --> 00:06:43,672 OH, I'M SO ASHAMED! 166 00:06:43,750 --> 00:06:46,830 THERE, THERE. SANTA FORGIVES. 167 00:06:46,917 --> 00:06:51,037 [CRYING LOUDLY] 168 00:06:52,083 --> 00:06:54,333 OH, HOW COULD YOU, DOUBLE D? 169 00:06:54,417 --> 00:06:56,287 IT'S HIS HAT. IT'S TOO TIGHT! 170 00:06:56,375 --> 00:06:59,205 CUTS OFF THE CIRCULATION, YOU KNOW. 171 00:06:59,292 --> 00:07:00,752 SANTA SEES ALL. 172 00:07:00,833 --> 00:07:03,543 A LUMP OF COAL FOR NAUGHTY EDDY. 173 00:07:03,625 --> 00:07:04,375 ALLEY-OOP! 174 00:07:04,458 --> 00:07:06,078 HERE'S YOUR PIGGY BACK BANK. 175 00:07:06,167 --> 00:07:07,747 UM, BACK, JIMMY. 176 00:07:07,833 --> 00:07:09,463 MERRY CHRISTMAS! 177 00:07:09,542 --> 00:07:12,212 PIGGY'S BELLY'S FULL, SARAH. 178 00:07:12,042 --> 00:07:13,582 IT'S BETTER TO GIVE... 179 00:07:13,667 --> 00:07:15,077 THAN TO RECEIVE, ED. 180 00:07:15,167 --> 00:07:19,377 THAT'S WHY I'M GIVING EDDY A KNUCKLE SANDWICH. 181 00:07:19,458 --> 00:07:20,668 KEVIN! 182 00:07:20,750 --> 00:07:22,040 Eddy: OW! 183 00:07:22,125 --> 00:07:25,455 I MUST FEAST MY EYES ON THE SOW OF CHRISTMAS PAST! 184 00:07:25,542 --> 00:07:27,502 IT'S NOT CHRISTMAS, ROLF. 185 00:07:27,583 --> 00:07:29,133 IT'S JULY! 186 00:07:29,208 --> 00:07:30,328 NOT SINCE ROLF'S YOUTH 187 00:07:30,417 --> 00:07:32,917 HAS THE FOUL ODOR OF THE CHRISTMAS SOW 188 00:07:33,000 --> 00:07:35,330 TAUNTED ROLF'S NOSTRILS. 189 00:07:35,417 --> 00:07:37,207 [SQUEALING] 190 00:07:37,042 --> 00:07:39,042 THAT'S THE SPIRIT, WILFRED. 191 00:07:39,125 --> 00:07:40,165 THE SCROLLS PROCLAIM, 192 00:07:40,250 --> 00:07:43,580 EVERY TIME A PIG SQUEALS, AN ANGEL GETS ITS-- 193 00:07:43,667 --> 00:07:45,247 I'M A PIG, TOO, WILFRED. 194 00:07:45,333 --> 00:07:47,173 SEE MY SNOUT? 195 00:07:47,250 --> 00:07:49,130 AAH! UNCLE! UNCLE! 196 00:07:49,208 --> 00:07:50,168 CHRISTMAS STINKS. 197 00:07:50,250 --> 00:07:51,040 Rolf: COME! 198 00:07:51,125 --> 00:07:52,125 GATHER ROUND ROLF, 199 00:07:52,208 --> 00:07:53,998 AS I CANNOT CONTAIN THE CHRISTMAS MIRTH 200 00:07:54,083 --> 00:07:55,463 CRAWLING UP MY BACK HAIR! 201 00:07:55,542 --> 00:07:58,082 MERRY CHRISTMAS, JONNY WOOD-BOY. 202 00:07:58,167 --> 00:07:59,127 FOR ME? 203 00:07:59,208 --> 00:08:01,328 YOU FEELING ALL RIGHT, ROLF? 204 00:08:01,417 --> 00:08:03,037 Rolf: MERRY CHRISTMAS, KEVIN. 205 00:08:03,125 --> 00:08:04,205 PRESENTS? 206 00:08:04,292 --> 00:08:05,082 JIMMY! 207 00:08:05,167 --> 00:08:07,037 JUST WHAT I'VE ALWAYS WANTED! 208 00:08:07,125 --> 00:08:09,825 UH, GEE. THANKS, ROLF. 209 00:08:09,917 --> 00:08:11,997 MERRY CHRISTMAS, ROLF! 210 00:08:12,083 --> 00:08:14,833 OOH! IT'S NOT CHRISTMAS! 211 00:08:14,917 --> 00:08:16,207 WHO'S UP FOR EGGNOG? 212 00:08:16,292 --> 00:08:19,382 OH, ME! I'M UP! HA HA HA! 213 00:08:19,458 --> 00:08:21,788 WAIT FOR ME! 214 00:08:21,875 --> 00:08:25,575 CHESTNUTS! I MUST HAVE CHESTNUTS! 215 00:08:25,667 --> 00:08:28,957 DOUBLE D? 216 00:08:29,750 --> 00:08:32,380 MERRY CHRISTMAS. 217 00:08:32,458 --> 00:08:34,828 JIMMY, WHY, UM, 218 00:08:34,917 --> 00:08:36,377 THANK YOU, BUT... 219 00:08:36,458 --> 00:08:39,078 I COULDN'T. 220 00:08:40,167 --> 00:08:41,207 BUT IT'S CHRISTMAS. 221 00:08:41,292 --> 00:08:44,002 Eddy: WAIT! I'LL TAKE IT! 222 00:08:44,083 --> 00:08:46,753 MERRY CHRISTMAS, JIMMY! 223 00:08:47,667 --> 00:08:50,577 HIT THE ROAD, SCROOGE! 224 00:08:51,208 --> 00:08:52,208 I DON'T GET IT. 225 00:08:52,042 --> 00:08:53,252 DON'T YOU SEE, EDDY? 226 00:08:53,333 --> 00:08:56,173 THE SPIRIT OF CHRISTMAS ISN'T IN GETTING PRESENTS. 227 00:08:56,000 --> 00:09:01,380 IT'S ABOUT GIVING JOY, GOOD WILL, AND PEACE ON EARTH. 228 00:09:01,458 --> 00:09:03,248 I GOT IT! 229 00:09:03,333 --> 00:09:05,213 SO WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR, DOUBLE D? 230 00:09:05,292 --> 00:09:08,832 I KNOW HOW TO GET THE GIFT THAT KEEPS ON GIVING! 231 00:09:08,917 --> 00:09:11,827 SOUNDS LIKE MOTHER'S BRUSSELS SPROUTS. 232 00:09:11,917 --> 00:09:13,037 [BELLS RINGING] 233 00:09:13,125 --> 00:09:16,415 DO YOU HEAR IT, KEVIN? 234 00:09:16,500 --> 00:09:19,460 FLAKY! HA HA HA! 235 00:09:19,542 --> 00:09:21,042 HO HO HO! 236 00:09:21,125 --> 00:09:22,495 GET OFF THE ROOF, YOU-- 237 00:09:22,583 --> 00:09:23,963 ♪ JINGLE BELLS, JINGLE BELLS ♪ 238 00:09:24,042 --> 00:09:26,332 ♪ GIVE ME JOY ALL DAY! ♪ 239 00:09:26,417 --> 00:09:28,037 HA HA HA! 240 00:09:28,125 --> 00:09:29,245 HA HA HA! 241 00:09:29,333 --> 00:09:31,673 ♪ WE MADE YOU LAUGH, SO GIVE UP YOUR CASH ♪ 242 00:09:31,750 --> 00:09:33,670 ♪ THE CHEER WILL COME YOUR WAY! ♪ 243 00:09:33,750 --> 00:09:36,210 [CLINK CLINK] 244 00:09:36,292 --> 00:09:37,672 BINGO! 245 00:09:37,750 --> 00:09:40,080 ♪ DECK THE HALLS WITH BOUGHS OF HOLLY ♪ 246 00:09:40,167 --> 00:09:42,037 ♪ FA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA ♪ 247 00:09:42,125 --> 00:09:44,245 ♪ GIVE US CASH OR WE'LL NEVER STOP SINGING ♪ 248 00:09:44,333 --> 00:09:46,503 ♪ FA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA ♪ 249 00:09:46,583 --> 00:09:50,583 ♪ WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS, WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS ♪ 250 00:09:50,667 --> 00:09:56,577 ♪ WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS, SO GIVE US SOME CASH ♪ 251 00:09:57,042 --> 00:09:58,002 NO CASH. 252 00:09:58,083 --> 00:10:01,293 A FINE STRIP OF BACON, YES? 253 00:10:03,167 --> 00:10:05,957 AM I A GOOD ELF, DOUBLE D? 254 00:10:06,042 --> 00:10:07,462 SANTA WOULD BE PROUD, ED. 255 00:10:07,542 --> 00:10:09,382 YOU DID A WONDERFUL THING BY BRINGING 256 00:10:09,458 --> 00:10:12,538 THE SPIRIT OF CHRISTMAS TO THE CUL-DE-SAC. 257 00:10:12,625 --> 00:10:16,035 THAT IS 'CAUSE I'M AN ELF, DOUBLE D. 258 00:10:16,125 --> 00:10:17,955 I'M BACK! 259 00:10:18,042 --> 00:10:19,832 SURPRISE! 260 00:10:19,917 --> 00:10:22,287 WOO HOO! 261 00:10:23,083 --> 00:10:24,423 WHAT'D I GET? WHAT'D I GET? 262 00:10:24,500 --> 00:10:26,920 I LOVE CHRISTMAS! 263 00:10:27,000 --> 00:10:29,000 EDDY! JAWBREAKERS? 264 00:10:29,083 --> 00:10:33,043 A YULETIDE HAUL, DOUBLE D. 265 00:10:33,958 --> 00:10:36,248 IT'S ABSOLUTELY MAGNIFICENT! 266 00:10:36,333 --> 00:10:38,633 OH, EDDY. YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE! 267 00:10:38,708 --> 00:10:39,748 HAD TO CASH IN 268 00:10:39,833 --> 00:10:42,133 THAT JAR OF CHRISTMAS CHEER, YOU KNOW. 269 00:10:42,208 --> 00:10:45,208 ED, THAT'S JAWBREAKER! 270 00:10:45,042 --> 00:10:46,132 RELAX, DOUBLE D. 271 00:10:46,208 --> 00:10:48,538 THERE'S PLENTY MORE WHERE THAT-- 272 00:10:48,625 --> 00:10:49,875 WHERE'D THEY GO? 273 00:10:49,958 --> 00:10:53,128 AND WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE FOR CHRISTMAS, YOUNG MAN? 274 00:10:53,208 --> 00:10:54,128 A JAWBREAKER. 275 00:10:54,208 --> 00:10:55,038 THERE YOU GO! 276 00:10:55,125 --> 00:10:56,455 YUMMY! 277 00:10:56,542 --> 00:10:57,792 ED! 278 00:10:57,875 --> 00:11:00,665 JAWBREAKER IS GOOD, YES? 279 00:11:02,458 --> 00:11:06,128 Eddy: HE GAVE AWAY ALL MY JAWBREAKERS! 280 00:11:06,208 --> 00:11:07,078 EDDY, WAIT! 281 00:11:07,167 --> 00:11:11,127 YOU'RE WEARING OUT THE SOLES OF MY SHOES! 282 00:11:12,958 --> 00:11:15,038 HO HO HO! 283 00:11:16,500 --> 00:11:19,080 AND ONE FOR THE ELF! 284 00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:27,080 I GAVE JAWBREAKERS TO ALL, SO TO ALL, A GOOD NIGHT! 285 00:11:39,625 --> 00:11:40,325 WOO HOO! 286 00:11:40,417 --> 00:11:42,127 GIVE IT ALL YOU GOT, EDDY! 287 00:11:42,208 --> 00:11:43,998 NOT SINCE MAMA GOT THE NEW SHOEHORN 288 00:11:44,083 --> 00:11:45,503 HAVE I SEEN SUCH BRAVERY! 289 00:11:45,583 --> 00:11:47,003 WHAT'S HAPPENING, GUYS? 290 00:11:47,083 --> 00:11:50,753 HOTSHOT EDDY ONCE AGAIN INTERRUPTS OUR PERSONAL DRUDGERY. 291 00:11:50,833 --> 00:11:52,583 Eddy: DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME, KIDS! 292 00:11:52,667 --> 00:11:54,037 RADICAL! 293 00:11:54,125 --> 00:11:56,165 OH, COME ON, EDDY! MY TURN! 294 00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:58,670 FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE! 295 00:11:58,750 --> 00:12:03,500 I THINK I'VE LOST ABOUT 10 POUNDS THIS SEASON. 296 00:12:03,583 --> 00:12:04,833 WHAT'S UP, NAZZ? 297 00:12:04,917 --> 00:12:05,997 KEEP YOUR EYES PEELED. 298 00:12:06,083 --> 00:12:06,833 AAAHH! 299 00:12:06,917 --> 00:12:09,037 FORGET THAT SHOW-OFF, JIMMY! 300 00:12:09,125 --> 00:12:10,995 BUT EDDY MIGHT CRASH! 301 00:12:11,083 --> 00:12:13,503 WOO! YEAH! 302 00:12:13,583 --> 00:12:14,293 HE MADE IT! 303 00:12:14,375 --> 00:12:16,415 WAIT! HE'S LOSING CONTROL! 304 00:12:16,500 --> 00:12:18,500 I WISH! 305 00:12:19,417 --> 00:12:20,747 YAWN. 306 00:12:20,833 --> 00:12:22,583 WHOA! 307 00:12:22,667 --> 00:12:25,037 MURPHY'S LAW, DO YOUR STUFF! 308 00:12:25,583 --> 00:12:29,253 OUCH! MY FOOT! IT'S BROKEN! OWIE! 309 00:12:29,333 --> 00:12:30,423 JIMMY? 310 00:12:30,500 --> 00:12:32,750 THAT CLOTHES PEG WENT RIGHT FOR HIM, PLANK! 311 00:12:32,833 --> 00:12:33,963 YOU OK, JIMMY? 312 00:12:34,042 --> 00:12:37,002 DID SOMEONE GET THE NUMBER OF THAT LAUNDER AID? 313 00:12:37,083 --> 00:12:38,003 POOR JIMMY. 314 00:12:38,083 --> 00:12:40,083 Eddy: WOO HO HO HOOO! 315 00:12:40,167 --> 00:12:41,457 TA-DA! 316 00:12:41,542 --> 00:12:44,132 PLANK SAYS CLOTHES PEGS ARE KNOWN TO ATTACK 317 00:12:44,208 --> 00:12:47,168 AT THE BLINK OF AN EYE! 318 00:12:47,708 --> 00:12:48,878 WHAT'S WITH THAT? 319 00:12:48,958 --> 00:12:51,038 I HAD THEM EATING OUT OF THE PALM OF MY HANDS! 320 00:12:51,125 --> 00:12:54,705 JIMMY'S MISHAP WITH A ROGUE CLOTHES PEG TOOK PRECEDENCE, EDDY. 321 00:12:54,792 --> 00:12:57,042 IT'S HARD TO COMPETE WITH MISFORTUNE. 322 00:12:57,125 --> 00:12:58,205 FOOLS! 323 00:12:58,042 --> 00:13:01,132 AS IT IS MY TURN TO RIDE THE CLUCK BALL, 324 00:13:01,208 --> 00:13:05,208 LOOK UP MY NOSE AND SEE YOUR FUTURE. 325 00:13:05,625 --> 00:13:06,745 AS I WAS SAYING, 326 00:13:06,833 --> 00:13:08,253 HUMANS ARE NATURALLY ATTRACTED 327 00:13:08,333 --> 00:13:12,133 TO THE BLUNDERS, BRUISES, AND OVER-THE-TOP CARTOON ANTICS OF OTHERS, 328 00:13:12,208 --> 00:13:13,708 SYMPATHETIC OR OTHERWISE. 329 00:13:13,792 --> 00:13:16,172 [CRASH] 330 00:13:17,667 --> 00:13:19,167 HA HA HA! 331 00:13:19,250 --> 00:13:22,170 OH, DEAR! ED, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 332 00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:23,250 HMM. 333 00:13:23,333 --> 00:13:26,713 SYMPATHETIC OR OTHERWISE, HUH? 334 00:13:26,792 --> 00:13:28,672 HERE, JIMMY. 335 00:13:28,750 --> 00:13:31,170 DRINK SOME WATER. 336 00:13:34,042 --> 00:13:36,292 IS THERE ANYTHING WE CAN DO FOR YOU? 337 00:13:36,375 --> 00:13:38,745 LET ROLF NURTURE YOU WITH A BOWL OF NANO'S 338 00:13:38,833 --> 00:13:41,883 PRECHEWED 7-COURSE DINNER! 339 00:13:42,625 --> 00:13:43,825 MY TUMMY, SARAH! 340 00:13:43,917 --> 00:13:46,787 PITILESS IS THE TEMPEST SEA. 341 00:13:46,875 --> 00:13:47,535 AAH! 342 00:13:47,625 --> 00:13:48,575 Rolf: EMERGENCY! 343 00:13:48,667 --> 00:13:51,127 WE MUST IMPLEMENT THE BOAT PROCEDURES. 344 00:13:51,208 --> 00:13:54,668 [ED IMITATES SIREN] 345 00:13:57,208 --> 00:14:00,828 OH, THE PAIN! 346 00:14:00,917 --> 00:14:02,127 AS SOON AS YOU SEE THE KIDS, 347 00:14:02,208 --> 00:14:03,288 SLOW TO A STOP, ED. 348 00:14:03,375 --> 00:14:05,245 DOUBLE D, IT'S OSCAR TIME. 349 00:14:05,333 --> 00:14:10,293 I'VE ABANDONED ALL CONFIDENCE, MORALS, AND INTEGRITY, EDDY! 350 00:14:10,375 --> 00:14:12,955 AN ACTOR I SHALL BE. 351 00:14:14,250 --> 00:14:16,040 SOMEONE'S IN TROUBLE. 352 00:14:16,125 --> 00:14:17,205 HMM? 353 00:14:17,042 --> 00:14:19,632 WHOA! IT'S COMING FROM THE LANE! 354 00:14:19,708 --> 00:14:22,708 YOU'RE RIGHT, KEVIN! COME, JONNY. 355 00:14:22,792 --> 00:14:24,672 ROLF? JONNY? 356 00:14:24,750 --> 00:14:26,080 NAZZ! 357 00:14:26,167 --> 00:14:29,917 WHAT ABOUT POOR JIMMY? 358 00:14:30,375 --> 00:14:32,165 [IMITATING SIREN] 359 00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:34,580 ED, BACK UP, YOU IDIOT! 360 00:14:37,083 --> 00:14:39,133 OH, THE SORENESS OF THE ACHE! 361 00:14:39,208 --> 00:14:42,668 BE BRAVE, EDDY. ALL IS WELL! 362 00:14:42,750 --> 00:14:44,420 CHIN UP, FINE FELLOW! 363 00:14:44,500 --> 00:14:46,000 ARE YOU ALL RIGHT, EDDY? 364 00:14:46,083 --> 00:14:50,463 THE PATIENT HAS SUFFERED A PENELOPE TO HIS HEADASAURUS AREA, 365 00:14:50,542 --> 00:14:53,502 AS WELL AS A MAJOR GUSH FROM THE... 366 00:14:53,583 --> 00:14:57,633 HIS GOLIATH UPPER TUBE VEINY THING. 367 00:14:57,708 --> 00:15:00,328 BOY, EDDY. YOU'RE A MESS! 368 00:15:00,417 --> 00:15:02,417 OH, IS THAT YOU, JONNY? 369 00:15:02,500 --> 00:15:07,130 IT WAS HORRIBLE. IT CAME OUT OF NOWHERE. 370 00:15:07,208 --> 00:15:07,918 [COUGH COUCH] 371 00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:09,040 DID I SAY IT WAS HORRIBLE? 372 00:15:09,125 --> 00:15:10,575 HORRIBLE IT WAS. 373 00:15:10,667 --> 00:15:12,577 A GIANT SWEDISH MEATBALL 374 00:15:12,667 --> 00:15:14,167 WITH A BLOODCURDLING SCREAM 375 00:15:14,250 --> 00:15:18,830 GRABBED EDDY IN ITS DROOLING GROUND CHUCK. 376 00:15:21,292 --> 00:15:22,542 PLEASE. 377 00:15:22,625 --> 00:15:24,035 ROLF HAS SEEN THIS MEATBALL. 378 00:15:24,125 --> 00:15:27,245 IT STALKS WILFRED IN THE DEAD OF NIGHT. 379 00:15:27,333 --> 00:15:29,133 All: OOH! 380 00:15:29,208 --> 00:15:31,378 YOU STAY PUT HERE, JIMMY. 381 00:15:31,458 --> 00:15:34,208 I'LL GET SOME KIDS TO HELP ME CARRY YOU TO YOUR ROOM. 382 00:15:34,292 --> 00:15:36,212 AND DON'T FORGET TO DRINK. 383 00:15:36,042 --> 00:15:38,382 YOU NEED TO KEEP YOUR FLUIDS UP. 384 00:15:38,458 --> 00:15:42,128 YOU FORGOT THE STRAW, SARAH. 385 00:15:43,833 --> 00:15:44,673 AN ACORN. 386 00:15:44,750 --> 00:15:47,710 HELLO, MR. SQUIRREL. YOU'RE CUTE. 387 00:15:47,792 --> 00:15:50,002 YOU'RE SO BRAVE, EDDY. 388 00:15:50,083 --> 00:15:51,423 IS THERE ANYTHING WE CAN DO FOR YOU? 389 00:15:51,500 --> 00:15:57,130 THE FACT THAT I'M SURROUNDED BY ALL MY FRIENDS IS ALL I NEED. 390 00:15:58,917 --> 00:16:00,327 YOU'RE JUST A BIG FAKER! 391 00:16:00,417 --> 00:16:03,537 JIMMY'S THE ONE WHO IS REALLY HURT! 392 00:16:03,625 --> 00:16:06,825 COME CLOSER, MY CHILD. 393 00:16:07,333 --> 00:16:09,833 YOU TELL JIMMY HE'S OUT OF HIS LEAGUE. 394 00:16:09,917 --> 00:16:11,077 Jimmy: SARAH! 395 00:16:11,167 --> 00:16:12,747 OWIE! 396 00:16:13,292 --> 00:16:14,502 NOT AGAIN! 397 00:16:14,583 --> 00:16:15,753 IT'S JIMMY! 398 00:16:15,833 --> 00:16:17,463 JIMMY'S IN TROUBLE! 399 00:16:17,542 --> 00:16:19,462 COME ON, GUYS! 400 00:16:19,542 --> 00:16:20,332 HEY, WAIT! 401 00:16:20,417 --> 00:16:21,537 WHERE YOU GOING? 402 00:16:21,625 --> 00:16:23,415 WHERE'S MY ATTENTION? 403 00:16:23,500 --> 00:16:25,080 I WAS ATTACKED BY A MEATBALL! 404 00:16:25,167 --> 00:16:29,627 EDDY, JIMMY'S A NATURAL AT GARNERING ATTENTION. 405 00:16:29,708 --> 00:16:30,458 HE'S A HACK! 406 00:16:30,542 --> 00:16:32,882 THIS IS GRADE-A DAMAGE HERE. 407 00:16:32,958 --> 00:16:34,168 WHAT'S HIS SECRET? 408 00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:35,880 WELL, FOR ONE THING, 409 00:16:35,958 --> 00:16:39,458 JIMMY'S LAMENT OF ANGUISH IS REAL, EDDY. 410 00:16:39,542 --> 00:16:41,172 IS THAT ALL? 411 00:16:41,250 --> 00:16:42,580 LET'S DO IT THEN, DOUBLE D. 412 00:16:42,667 --> 00:16:44,877 GIVE ME YOUR BEST SHOT. 413 00:16:44,958 --> 00:16:46,958 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 414 00:16:47,042 --> 00:16:49,082 RIGHT HERE, AS HARD AS YOU CAN. 415 00:16:49,167 --> 00:16:49,997 DON'T HOLD BACK. 416 00:16:50,083 --> 00:16:51,043 I'M NOT HITTING YOU. 417 00:16:51,125 --> 00:16:52,125 WHAT ARE YOU-- A CHICKEN? 418 00:16:52,208 --> 00:16:53,038 OH, PEER PRESSURE. 419 00:16:53,125 --> 00:16:56,285 JUST REDUCE YOURSELF TO A NEANDERTHAL, EDDY. 420 00:16:56,375 --> 00:16:58,285 YOU'RE A BIG, FAT CHICKEN! 421 00:16:58,375 --> 00:16:59,495 DON'T YOU TOUCH ME. 422 00:16:59,583 --> 00:17:00,333 HA HA HA! 423 00:17:00,417 --> 00:17:01,207 CHICKEN! STOP IT! 424 00:17:01,292 --> 00:17:03,462 CHICKEN. I'M NOT A CHICKEN! 425 00:17:03,542 --> 00:17:04,582 HERE, EDDY. 426 00:17:04,667 --> 00:17:07,127 LOTS OF HURT, HOLD THE ONIONS. 427 00:17:07,208 --> 00:17:08,958 OK, FINE. I'M A CHICKEN! 428 00:17:09,042 --> 00:17:10,632 UM, ED... 429 00:17:15,083 --> 00:17:15,963 EDDY? 430 00:17:16,042 --> 00:17:17,502 CAN YOU HEAR ME, EDDY? 431 00:17:17,583 --> 00:17:18,833 OH! ED! 432 00:17:18,917 --> 00:17:21,667 WHAT IN HEAVEN'S NAME WERE YOU THINKING? 433 00:17:21,750 --> 00:17:24,080 ABSOLUTELY NOTHING, DOUBLE D. 434 00:17:24,167 --> 00:17:27,917 Eddy: OK. I'M HURT NOW. 435 00:17:29,583 --> 00:17:30,583 NICE WORK, ED. 436 00:17:30,667 --> 00:17:34,077 THIS WILL BRING THE KIDS RUNNING BACK... 437 00:17:36,208 --> 00:17:38,288 ANYTIME NOW. 438 00:17:39,042 --> 00:17:40,502 THIS ISN'T HOW YOU CRAVE 439 00:17:40,583 --> 00:17:41,963 FOR ATTENTION, EDDY. 440 00:17:42,042 --> 00:17:43,292 THIS IRRATIONAL COMPETITION 441 00:17:43,375 --> 00:17:45,625 IN SEEKING EVERYONE'S RECOGNITION 442 00:17:45,708 --> 00:17:48,458 STOPS RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW! 443 00:17:48,542 --> 00:17:51,042 WE NEED A BIGGER HOUSE, ED. 444 00:17:51,125 --> 00:17:52,495 I'M ON IT, EDDY! 445 00:17:52,583 --> 00:17:53,633 OK, WAIT! 446 00:17:53,708 --> 00:17:56,248 HELP ME FIND AN ALTERNATE SOLUTION, ED. 447 00:17:56,333 --> 00:17:59,213 I DON'T KNOW WHAT ONE LOOKS LIKE, DOUBLE D. 448 00:17:59,042 --> 00:18:00,292 IF YOU HELP ME, ED, 449 00:18:00,375 --> 00:18:05,705 I'LL GIVE YOU AN ENTIRE SURFACE OF PUDDING SKIN! 450 00:18:07,417 --> 00:18:09,877 PUDDING SKIN! 451 00:18:09,958 --> 00:18:11,168 Eddy: ED? DOUBLE D? 452 00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:16,000 FINE! WHO NEEDS YOU? I CAN GET MY OWN SYMPATHY. 453 00:18:16,083 --> 00:18:16,963 HA! 454 00:18:17,042 --> 00:18:18,082 HMM. 455 00:18:18,167 --> 00:18:23,207 MOVE OVER, JIMMY. PATHETIC EDDY'S COMING TO TOWN! 456 00:18:25,375 --> 00:18:27,705 HE WAS SUCH A CUTE SQUIRREL, TOO. 457 00:18:27,792 --> 00:18:29,502 I KNOW. I KNOW. 458 00:18:29,583 --> 00:18:32,923 THERE. YOU LOOK BETTER ALREADY. 459 00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:34,000 Eddy: HELP! 460 00:18:34,083 --> 00:18:34,713 HELP ME! 461 00:18:34,792 --> 00:18:36,172 EDDY'S GOING TO CRASH! 462 00:18:36,250 --> 00:18:38,040 LET'S GO SEE, JIMMY. 463 00:18:38,125 --> 00:18:41,075 WAIT FOR ME, SARAH. 464 00:18:41,167 --> 00:18:42,127 HUH? 465 00:18:42,208 --> 00:18:43,128 MEATBALL! 466 00:18:43,208 --> 00:18:45,328 AAH! MOTHER NATURE'S ATTACKING AGAIN! 467 00:18:45,417 --> 00:18:47,167 WE'RE HERE TO HELP, JIMMY. 468 00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:48,500 FOR YOURS AND EDDY'S SAKE, 469 00:18:48,583 --> 00:18:50,793 SAFETY IS MY PRIME CONCERN! 470 00:18:50,875 --> 00:18:52,575 WOO HO HO HOO! 471 00:18:52,667 --> 00:18:56,787 RUNAWAY FRYING PAN! 472 00:18:56,875 --> 00:18:58,575 AHH! MY AUDIENCE. 473 00:18:58,667 --> 00:19:00,827 I'M IN TROUBLE, FOLKS! 474 00:19:00,917 --> 00:19:01,877 [CRASH] 475 00:19:01,958 --> 00:19:03,918 EDDY? 476 00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:06,170 HELP ME. 477 00:19:07,875 --> 00:19:09,705 OH, THE PAIN. 478 00:19:09,792 --> 00:19:11,502 I'M IN NEED... 479 00:19:11,583 --> 00:19:13,543 OF ATTENTION. 480 00:19:13,625 --> 00:19:15,875 POOR EDDY. ARE YOU OK? 481 00:19:15,958 --> 00:19:17,038 IS THAT IT? 482 00:19:17,125 --> 00:19:18,575 YOU SHOULD SEE JIMMY! 483 00:19:18,667 --> 00:19:20,917 Jimmy: BOUNCY, BOUNCY, BOUNCY! 484 00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:25,170 BOUNCY, BOUNCY, BOUNCY! 485 00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:26,170 WHEE! 486 00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:27,540 THAT'S SO COOL! 487 00:19:27,625 --> 00:19:28,285 HEY! 488 00:19:28,375 --> 00:19:30,575 WHAT DID YOU DO TO JIMMY? 489 00:19:30,667 --> 00:19:33,377 [JIMMY GIGGLING] 490 00:19:33,458 --> 00:19:35,168 LOOK AT ME! YAY! 491 00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:37,000 I'LL CATCH YOU, JIMMY! 492 00:19:37,083 --> 00:19:40,173 I'M OK, SARAH. DOUBLE D MADE ME SAFE! 493 00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:40,830 BOOT! 494 00:19:40,917 --> 00:19:42,747 OH, THIS IS AWESOME! 495 00:19:42,833 --> 00:19:44,423 MY TURN! 496 00:19:46,667 --> 00:19:49,167 HEY! WAIT FOR ME! 497 00:19:49,250 --> 00:19:50,790 NOW WHERE YOU GOING? 498 00:19:50,875 --> 00:19:52,075 JIMMY'S NOT EVEN HURT! 499 00:19:52,167 --> 00:19:54,077 MY POINT EXACTLY, EDDY. 500 00:19:54,167 --> 00:19:56,077 NO MORE ATTENTION-GRABBING 501 00:19:56,167 --> 00:19:57,537 THROUGH PERSONAL INJURIES 502 00:19:57,625 --> 00:20:01,245 IN MY PLAY-SAFE- AND-NEVER-PLAY-SORRY BUBBLE SUIT. 503 00:20:01,333 --> 00:20:03,253 HEY, PLANK, LOOK! 504 00:20:03,333 --> 00:20:05,423 THAT SHOULD PUT AN END TO YOUR CHILDISH 505 00:20:05,500 --> 00:20:08,080 OUTDOING JIMMY GAME. 506 00:20:08,167 --> 00:20:09,167 GOOD LUCK! 507 00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:11,330 YOU'VE JUST CHANGED THE RULES, DOUBLE D. 508 00:20:11,417 --> 00:20:14,167 THE SHOW MUST GO ON. 509 00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:15,960 DRAT! 510 00:20:16,542 --> 00:20:19,382 Eddy: THEY'LL COME FROM MILES AROUND TO SEE EDDY'S 511 00:20:19,458 --> 00:20:22,128 BETTER-THAN-JIMMY'S- PLAY-SAFE SUIT. 512 00:20:22,208 --> 00:20:23,288 ONE BRAIN BUCKET. 513 00:20:23,375 --> 00:20:25,625 TAKE ME TO THE KIDS, ED. 514 00:20:25,708 --> 00:20:29,168 YOUR WISH IS MY LUNCH. 515 00:20:29,250 --> 00:20:31,750 ED? 516 00:20:31,833 --> 00:20:33,963 GO, BABY, GO! 517 00:20:34,042 --> 00:20:35,832 WHOA! 518 00:20:35,917 --> 00:20:36,917 HERE HE COMES! 519 00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:38,920 Jimmy: WHEE! 520 00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:39,790 HERE I COME! 521 00:20:39,875 --> 00:20:40,955 OVER TO YOU, ROLF! 522 00:20:41,042 --> 00:20:41,752 HI, KEVIN. 523 00:20:41,833 --> 00:20:42,713 YOU'RE SO NIMBLE. 524 00:20:42,792 --> 00:20:44,002 IT IS MINE, PEASANTS! 525 00:20:44,083 --> 00:20:47,083 SMOOTH MOVE, ROLF! 526 00:20:47,167 --> 00:20:48,127 WHEE! 527 00:20:48,208 --> 00:20:49,208 AAH! 528 00:20:49,042 --> 00:20:51,212 HIT THE ROAD, BUBBLE BOY! WHAT THE-- 529 00:20:51,292 --> 00:20:53,792 ROLF'S EYES FOOL THE BRAIN OF ROLF. 530 00:20:53,875 --> 00:20:55,415 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, MAN? 531 00:20:55,500 --> 00:20:58,040 ROLF'S EYES FOOL THE BRAIN OF ROLF. 532 00:20:58,125 --> 00:20:59,035 MUST I SPELL IT? 533 00:20:59,125 --> 00:21:00,325 WE HAVE GUEST. 534 00:21:00,417 --> 00:21:02,577 [BOOM] 535 00:21:02,667 --> 00:21:03,497 IT WORKED! 536 00:21:03,583 --> 00:21:05,923 I'M SAFE! I'M BETTER THAN JIMMY! 537 00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:08,040 DID YOU SEE THAT, PLANK? 538 00:21:08,125 --> 00:21:09,785 GREAT CRASH, EDDY! 539 00:21:09,875 --> 00:21:11,075 NEED ANY HELP, DUDE? 540 00:21:11,167 --> 00:21:12,457 Jimmy: GREETINGS, EARTHLINGS. 541 00:21:12,542 --> 00:21:13,462 HUH? 542 00:21:13,542 --> 00:21:16,252 OH, YOU, TOO, MR. DOGGY. YOU'RE CUTE. 543 00:21:16,333 --> 00:21:17,293 I'M SAFE! 544 00:21:17,375 --> 00:21:19,035 [DOG BARKING] 545 00:21:19,125 --> 00:21:22,205 NO PROBLEM! 546 00:21:22,958 --> 00:21:24,828 NOT SAFE! NOT SAFE! 547 00:21:24,917 --> 00:21:26,667 HELP ME! HELP! 548 00:21:26,750 --> 00:21:29,040 I'M COMING, JIMMY! 549 00:21:29,125 --> 00:21:30,165 HA HA HA! 550 00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:31,710 WAIT UP, GUYS! 551 00:21:31,792 --> 00:21:33,042 HELLO! 552 00:21:33,125 --> 00:21:35,625 WHERE'D EVERYBODY GO? 553 00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:39,710 WELL, WHAT DO YOU KNOW? CANNED DORK. 554 00:21:39,792 --> 00:21:43,002 ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE YOU TO MY KNUCKLES. 555 00:21:43,083 --> 00:21:43,963 HA HA HA! 556 00:21:44,042 --> 00:21:45,502 FORGET YOUR GLASSES AT HOME? 557 00:21:45,583 --> 00:21:48,173 I'M INVINCIBLE. YOU'LL HURT YOUR HAND. 558 00:21:48,250 --> 00:21:49,580 CONSERVE YOUR STRENGTH, KEVIN, 559 00:21:49,667 --> 00:21:51,997 AS YOU WILL NEED IT FOR THE EGGBOY-CRASHING. 560 00:21:52,083 --> 00:21:54,043 ROLF CAN SEE SHODDY SPOT-WELDING 561 00:21:54,125 --> 00:21:55,745 FROM A DISTANCE OF 20 GOATS. 562 00:21:55,833 --> 00:22:00,673 HEY! QUIT WASTING YOUR TIME, ROLFY-BOY! 563 00:22:00,750 --> 00:22:02,000 YOU'RE A FREAK, DUDE. 564 00:22:02,083 --> 00:22:03,213 BEHOLD! 565 00:22:03,292 --> 00:22:05,332 HA HA HA! 566 00:22:07,167 --> 00:22:09,077 PICK A BODY PART, ROLF. 567 00:22:09,167 --> 00:22:11,787 I AM QUITE PARTIAL TO PIG, KEVIN. 568 00:22:11,875 --> 00:22:13,705 THIS IS NOT GOOD. 569 00:22:13,792 --> 00:22:16,882 Eddy: OW! OW! OW! OH! 570 00:22:16,958 --> 00:22:18,578 THIS IS GREAT! 571 00:22:18,667 --> 00:22:19,997 GO GET THE KIDS QUICK, DOUBLE D. 572 00:22:20,083 --> 00:22:23,083 "DO THIS, DOUBLE D." "DO THAT. DOUBLE D." 573 00:22:23,167 --> 00:22:24,957 BOSSY, BOSSY, BOSSY. 574 00:22:25,042 --> 00:22:26,832 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION 575 00:22:26,917 --> 00:22:29,787 CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE --www.ncicap.org--