1 00:00:04,667 --> 00:00:08,787 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION 2 00:00:28,750 --> 00:00:31,790 BLLLBB. YEAH. 3 00:00:51,083 --> 00:00:53,333 URBAN RANGERS, BEFORE OUR JOURNEY BEGINS, 4 00:00:53,417 --> 00:00:56,077 PREPARE FOR INSPECTION. 5 00:01:03,125 --> 00:01:04,035 Eddy: NO USE, ED! 6 00:01:04,125 --> 00:01:06,035 HO HO HO HO HO! HO HO HO! 7 00:01:06,125 --> 00:01:08,455 Edd: TIME MARCHES ON, EDDY. 8 00:01:08,542 --> 00:01:10,542 HA HA HA! 9 00:01:16,750 --> 00:01:19,210 Eddy: YOU'RE TOAST, ED. 10 00:01:19,792 --> 00:01:21,042 HA HA HA! 11 00:01:21,125 --> 00:01:22,535 HA HA HA! 12 00:01:27,125 --> 00:01:29,075 Eddy: GET DOWN, YOU LUNK. 13 00:01:29,167 --> 00:01:29,997 HA HA HA! 14 00:01:30,083 --> 00:01:32,133 GOT YOU! 15 00:01:37,917 --> 00:01:41,997 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! 16 00:01:42,083 --> 00:01:45,213 YOU HAVE BESMIRCHED THE CODE OF THE URBAN RANGER! 17 00:01:45,042 --> 00:01:47,962 WHY, IF ROLF HAD A LOAF OF BREAD, HE'D-- 18 00:01:48,042 --> 00:01:48,712 [ED NEIGHING] 19 00:01:48,792 --> 00:01:51,002 YEE-HA! GO, BABY, GO! 20 00:01:51,083 --> 00:01:53,173 WOO HOO HOO HOO! 21 00:01:53,250 --> 00:01:54,880 WHOA! 22 00:01:54,958 --> 00:01:58,628 HEY, HEY, I'M A BUCKING BUCKAROO. 23 00:01:58,708 --> 00:01:59,578 ALLEY-OOP! 24 00:01:59,667 --> 00:02:01,037 [DING-DONG] 25 00:02:01,125 --> 00:02:03,205 TOOT, TOOT! I WON! 26 00:02:05,875 --> 00:02:06,955 SUCKER! 27 00:02:07,042 --> 00:02:07,752 TIME! 28 00:02:07,833 --> 00:02:10,213 5 MINUTES AND 59 SECONDS. 29 00:02:10,292 --> 00:02:13,172 A NEW RECORD AND WITH MINIMAL DAMAGE. 30 00:02:13,250 --> 00:02:15,080 [CLAPPING] 31 00:02:15,167 --> 00:02:16,667 VERY IMPRESSIVE, ED BOY. 32 00:02:16,750 --> 00:02:19,080 IT IS A SHAME YOU FAILED WITH SUCH DISGRACE 33 00:02:19,167 --> 00:02:20,127 AT YOUR PITIFUL ATTEMPT 34 00:02:20,208 --> 00:02:21,878 TO CLOAK YOUR SORRY AND FEEBLE EFFORT 35 00:02:21,958 --> 00:02:24,168 AT BECOMING AN URBAN RANGER. 36 00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:25,500 LOSER. 37 00:02:25,583 --> 00:02:26,333 RANGER JONNY, 38 00:02:26,417 --> 00:02:27,957 WHY HAVE YOU CHOSEN THIS DAY 39 00:02:28,042 --> 00:02:29,882 TO RUPTURE ROLF'S PUMPERNICKEL? 40 00:02:29,958 --> 00:02:32,668 LIKE I EVER WANTED TO JOIN. 41 00:02:32,750 --> 00:02:36,130 WHAT SHEEP. I HATE THOSE URBAN RANGERS. 42 00:02:36,208 --> 00:02:37,538 AS I REMEMBER IT, EDDY, 43 00:02:37,625 --> 00:02:40,205 YOU LIKED THEIR UNIFORMS AND WANTED TO JOIN. 44 00:02:40,292 --> 00:02:44,212 YEAH, RIGHT. YOU REMEMBER WRONG, DOUBLE "D." 45 00:02:44,625 --> 00:02:45,625 WHOA. 46 00:02:45,708 --> 00:02:47,628 IT'S A LONG BALL, COACH. 47 00:02:47,708 --> 00:02:49,918 GO BACK TO SLEEP, ED. 48 00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:56,960 RANGERS, THE FOREST BECKONS! 49 00:02:57,417 --> 00:02:59,207 MARCH! 50 00:03:00,042 --> 00:03:04,002 WHAT WOULD THROWING AN OVERRIPENED TOMATO PROVE? 51 00:03:04,083 --> 00:03:04,923 EDDY? 52 00:03:05,000 --> 00:03:08,080 I'M NOT DONE REASONING WITH YOU. 53 00:03:11,000 --> 00:03:12,630 MAN, IF THAT AIN'T A FLUKE, 54 00:03:12,708 --> 00:03:14,628 I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS. 55 00:03:14,708 --> 00:03:17,328 LOOKING FOR TROUBLE, URBAN NERDOS? 56 00:03:17,417 --> 00:03:19,037 DO NOT LET THE COMMONERS 57 00:03:19,125 --> 00:03:21,285 SPOIL OUR MERRYMAKING, RANGERS. 58 00:03:21,375 --> 00:03:24,125 I LOVE IT WHEN WE LET LOOSE. 59 00:03:27,208 --> 00:03:28,248 THEY'RE GOING INTO THE WOODS! 60 00:03:28,333 --> 00:03:32,253 YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT SCARY THINGS LURK IN THE WOODS, 61 00:03:32,333 --> 00:03:33,423 HUH, BOYS? 62 00:03:33,500 --> 00:03:37,170 OH, DON'T TELL ME, YOU HAVE A PLAN, RIGHT? 63 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:41,170 END OF FIRST SEQUENCE AND FADE TO BLACK. 64 00:03:46,167 --> 00:03:48,207 Jonny: THIS WILL LOOK GREAT HERE. 65 00:03:48,042 --> 00:03:50,382 Jimmy: BORING. LET'S PUT IT HERE. 66 00:03:50,458 --> 00:03:53,918 NO, I LIKE IT HERE, JIMMY. 67 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:55,790 IT'S MUCH BETTER HERE, JONNY. 68 00:03:55,875 --> 00:03:59,035 THAT'S SILLY! OVER HERE! 69 00:03:59,125 --> 00:04:00,955 EXCUSE ME, BUT I DON'T SEE 70 00:04:01,042 --> 00:04:02,752 A "REC ROOM DéCOR" BADGE ON YOUR VEST. 71 00:04:02,833 --> 00:04:07,003 YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS OF MY NATURAL SENSE OF HANGING OUT. 72 00:04:07,083 --> 00:04:09,083 DON'T MAKE ME LAUGH. 73 00:04:09,167 --> 00:04:09,997 OHH! 74 00:04:10,083 --> 00:04:11,133 Rolf: URBAN RANGERS, 75 00:04:11,208 --> 00:04:12,328 WHY MUST YOU BEHAVE 76 00:04:12,417 --> 00:04:14,287 LIKE HENS HAVING DIFFICULTY LAYING AN EGG? 77 00:04:14,375 --> 00:04:17,915 OUR MERRYMAKING IS A TIME OF CELEBRATION! 78 00:04:18,667 --> 00:04:21,417 YOU MUST STRIVE TO BE MORE LIKE RANGER PLANK, 79 00:04:21,500 --> 00:04:23,830 WHO PUTS THE NEEDS OF THE TROOP... 80 00:04:23,917 --> 00:04:26,997 ABOVE THOSE OF STUFFED FURNITURE. 81 00:04:27,083 --> 00:04:29,333 CAN ROLF TRUST HIS RANGERS 82 00:04:29,417 --> 00:04:31,997 TO START A CAMPFIRE? 83 00:04:32,917 --> 00:04:34,957 WELL?! 84 00:04:43,833 --> 00:04:46,003 ALL DONE, SIR. 85 00:04:47,375 --> 00:04:49,785 VERY GOOD, URBAN-- 86 00:04:50,708 --> 00:04:52,708 THAT'S THE SPIRIT, PLANK! 87 00:04:52,792 --> 00:04:55,212 HA HA HA! 88 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:02,580 QUIT DRYING OUT YOUR PITS, ED. MOVE IT. 89 00:05:02,667 --> 00:05:04,787 YOU, TOO, SOCKHEAD! 90 00:05:04,875 --> 00:05:06,245 COMING, EDDY. 91 00:05:06,333 --> 00:05:10,833 JUST A FEW PROVISIONS FOR OUR STAY WITH NATURE. 92 00:05:16,125 --> 00:05:20,205 A LITTLE HELP WOULD REALLY BE APPRECIATED! 93 00:05:24,958 --> 00:05:27,708 [EDDY SNICKERING] 94 00:05:32,333 --> 00:05:33,083 OOF! 95 00:05:33,167 --> 00:05:36,167 HOME ON THE RANGE, HUH, GUYS? 96 00:05:37,708 --> 00:05:39,998 [OWL HOOTING] 97 00:05:44,958 --> 00:05:47,038 THERE'S SOMETHING MAGICAL ABOUT FLAMES 98 00:05:47,125 --> 00:05:52,375 THAT JUST MAKES YOU WANT TO STARE AT THEM ALL NIGHT, HUH, PLANK? 99 00:05:52,792 --> 00:05:55,292 OOPS, I THINK I LET LOUIE OUT OF JAIL. 100 00:05:55,375 --> 00:05:57,415 HA HA HA! HA HA HA! 101 00:05:57,500 --> 00:05:59,130 Rolf: URBAN RANGERS! 102 00:05:59,208 --> 00:06:01,288 ROLF HAS RETURNED VICTORIOUS! 103 00:06:01,375 --> 00:06:03,745 FRESH WATER FOR ALL. 104 00:06:04,292 --> 00:06:06,042 ARE WE HAVING FUN YET? 105 00:06:06,125 --> 00:06:07,125 RANGER JONNY, 106 00:06:07,208 --> 00:06:10,998 AWARD ROLF THE "GET ME WATER, I'M THIRSTY" BADGE. 107 00:06:11,458 --> 00:06:12,538 HERE YOU GO, ROLF. 108 00:06:12,625 --> 00:06:16,495 AND HERE'S YOUR "BRING ME MY BADGE" BADGE. 109 00:06:18,292 --> 00:06:19,832 DO NOT POUT, RANGER JIMMY, 110 00:06:19,917 --> 00:06:21,957 FOR TONIGHT YOU SHALL HAVE AN OPPORTUNITY 111 00:06:22,042 --> 00:06:26,042 TO EARN THE "GHOST STORY" BADGE. 112 00:06:26,125 --> 00:06:27,035 RIGHT ON! 113 00:06:27,125 --> 00:06:29,915 JEEPERS CREEPERS! 114 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:32,630 THIS IS TOO EASY. HA HA HA! 115 00:06:32,708 --> 00:06:36,328 I THINK THERE'S A BUG IN MY EAR, DOUBLE "D." 116 00:06:38,083 --> 00:06:43,753 THIS WOULD BE SO MUCH MORE BEARABLE IF I HAD MY PROVISIONS. 117 00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:47,710 WHAT'S THAT? 118 00:06:47,792 --> 00:06:51,882 I THINK IT'S THE SOUND OF NO ONE CARING. 119 00:06:52,792 --> 00:06:53,832 MOVE IT OUT! 120 00:06:53,917 --> 00:06:55,127 NEIGH! 121 00:06:55,208 --> 00:06:57,208 HA HA HA! 122 00:06:59,167 --> 00:07:01,997 AAH! DON'T COME ANY CLOSER! 123 00:07:02,083 --> 00:07:03,423 BUT IT JUST KEPT COMING 124 00:07:03,500 --> 00:07:05,380 WITH ITS ONE BIG EYE. 125 00:07:05,458 --> 00:07:09,418 ITS FOOTSTEPS GREW LOUDER WITH EVERY STEP-- 126 00:07:09,500 --> 00:07:12,210 SQUISH, SQUASH, SQUISH, SQUASH. 127 00:07:12,042 --> 00:07:15,632 "I WANT TO EAT YOUR BELLYBUTTON!" 128 00:07:15,708 --> 00:07:17,538 AAH! DON'T EAT ME! 129 00:07:17,625 --> 00:07:19,165 HA HA HO! 130 00:07:19,000 --> 00:07:20,130 ROLF MAY NEED A DIAPER 131 00:07:20,208 --> 00:07:22,078 AS HIS TOES CURL WITH FRIGHT. 132 00:07:22,167 --> 00:07:24,127 PLEASE CONTINUE. 133 00:07:24,208 --> 00:07:26,128 Eddy: OOOH... 134 00:07:26,208 --> 00:07:28,538 Edd: OOOH... 135 00:07:28,625 --> 00:07:30,035 Ed: OOOH... 136 00:07:30,125 --> 00:07:31,125 WHAT WAS THAT? 137 00:07:31,208 --> 00:07:32,578 IT COMES FROM THE TREES. 138 00:07:32,667 --> 00:07:35,787 [ED, EDD, AND EDDY IMITATING GHOSTS] 139 00:07:49,250 --> 00:07:51,880 IT'S SO GROTESQUE. 140 00:07:54,625 --> 00:07:57,325 [OWL HOOTING] 141 00:08:06,125 --> 00:08:07,325 HOLY MACKEREL. 142 00:08:07,417 --> 00:08:12,127 AAAH! AAAH! AAAH! 143 00:08:18,167 --> 00:08:20,377 THAT SCARED ME OUT OF MY PANTS. 144 00:08:20,458 --> 00:08:23,038 GOOD ONE, ROLF! YOU REALLY HAD US GOING. 145 00:08:23,125 --> 00:08:24,995 THIS WAS NOT ROLF, RANGER JONNY. 146 00:08:25,083 --> 00:08:27,133 HELP, HELP! IT'S GOT ME! 147 00:08:27,208 --> 00:08:29,628 SOMEBODY SAVE ME! 148 00:08:31,208 --> 00:08:33,078 HOW'D HE GET UP THERE? 149 00:08:33,167 --> 00:08:35,207 [SNIFF] 150 00:08:36,875 --> 00:08:38,205 RRR... 151 00:08:39,875 --> 00:08:42,035 Eddy: HEY, CHECK IT OUT. 152 00:08:42,125 --> 00:08:43,625 [BARKING] 153 00:08:44,875 --> 00:08:48,455 RANGER JONNY, RESCUE RANGER JIMMY. 154 00:08:48,542 --> 00:08:52,172 ROLF HAS BUSINESS TO ATTEND TO. 155 00:09:20,750 --> 00:09:22,830 [HOWLING] 156 00:09:26,458 --> 00:09:29,128 BOY, EDDY, I REALLY FEEL BAD ABOUT THIS. 157 00:09:29,208 --> 00:09:31,078 CAN WE PLEASE GO NOW? 158 00:09:31,167 --> 00:09:32,077 HA HA HA! 159 00:09:32,167 --> 00:09:34,037 ED, DID YOU GET A LOAD OF THEIR FACES 160 00:09:34,125 --> 00:09:35,785 WHEN THE FIRE WENT OUT? 161 00:09:35,875 --> 00:09:38,915 OOOHH...HA HA HA! 162 00:09:39,000 --> 00:09:42,130 I EVEN MADE A QUARTER. 163 00:09:43,333 --> 00:09:44,423 OH, MAN! 164 00:09:44,500 --> 00:09:45,460 OK, DOUBLE "D," 165 00:09:45,542 --> 00:09:47,082 LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. 166 00:09:47,167 --> 00:09:49,077 Edd: EDDIE! ED! 167 00:09:49,167 --> 00:09:51,247 NICE TRY, DOUBLE "D." 168 00:09:51,333 --> 00:09:54,213 STOP HIM! PLEASE, NO! 169 00:09:54,292 --> 00:09:55,672 OK, DOUBLE "D," 170 00:09:55,750 --> 00:09:57,960 YOU CAN COME OUT NOW. 171 00:09:58,042 --> 00:09:59,712 Edd: AAAH! 172 00:09:59,792 --> 00:10:01,712 [GHOSTLY CRIES] 173 00:10:10,667 --> 00:10:11,707 AAH! 174 00:10:11,792 --> 00:10:13,502 WHAT WAS THAT? 175 00:10:13,583 --> 00:10:15,003 WAAA! 176 00:10:15,083 --> 00:10:17,083 IT'S THE BELLYBUTTON EATER! 177 00:10:17,167 --> 00:10:18,787 AAH! ED, WAIT! 178 00:10:18,875 --> 00:10:20,785 [PANTING] 179 00:10:26,708 --> 00:10:27,998 AAH! 180 00:10:29,625 --> 00:10:31,325 AAAH! 181 00:10:32,667 --> 00:10:33,577 OOF! 182 00:10:33,667 --> 00:10:34,747 AAH! 183 00:10:34,833 --> 00:10:35,753 [CRASH] 184 00:10:35,833 --> 00:10:37,423 Edd: HELP! Ed: EDDY! 185 00:10:37,500 --> 00:10:38,630 SAVE ME, EDDY! 186 00:10:38,708 --> 00:10:40,288 MAKE IT STOP! 187 00:10:40,375 --> 00:10:41,495 HELP ME! 188 00:10:41,583 --> 00:10:43,173 GUYS? 189 00:10:44,917 --> 00:10:46,207 AAH! 190 00:10:50,167 --> 00:10:54,207 HELP ME! BELLYBUTTON EATER! 191 00:10:58,750 --> 00:11:00,080 [MEOW] 192 00:11:00,167 --> 00:11:02,127 HAVE MERCY. 193 00:11:02,583 --> 00:11:06,333 ED, YOU'RE IN TROUBLE, MISTER! 194 00:11:11,917 --> 00:11:14,207 ED! 195 00:11:14,042 --> 00:11:16,212 [GIGGLING] 196 00:11:18,750 --> 00:11:21,960 MOM SAID TO GET OUT OF THE CLOSET, ED. 197 00:11:22,042 --> 00:11:23,922 IT'S BEEN 3 DAYS NOW. 198 00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:27,130 BELLYBUTTON EATER! 199 00:11:27,208 --> 00:11:30,378 WHAT IDIOTS. 200 00:11:43,792 --> 00:11:45,792 Jonny: OOH. 201 00:11:47,042 --> 00:11:48,922 DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME, KIDS. 202 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:50,080 Rolf: THIS WOULD BE IMPOSSIBLE, 203 00:11:50,167 --> 00:11:52,207 AS ROLF WOULD HIT THE CEILING. 204 00:11:52,042 --> 00:11:53,882 Sarah: HE MAKES IT LOOK SO EASY. 205 00:11:53,958 --> 00:11:56,078 BOY KEVIN, ASSIST ROLF. 206 00:11:56,167 --> 00:11:59,287 TELL ROLF THE SECRETS OF THIS PROSTRATE BOARD. 207 00:12:00,375 --> 00:12:03,745 OH, BOY, ROLF'S CLUELESS! 208 00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:07,080 DON'T SWEAT IT, ROLF. 209 00:12:07,167 --> 00:12:09,917 WHAT YOU DON'T KNOW WON'T HURT YOU. 210 00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:12,330 Rolf: AAH! POOR ROLF. 211 00:12:12,417 --> 00:12:13,707 Jonny: NICE ONE, ROLF. 212 00:12:13,792 --> 00:12:16,832 DECENT, TO SAY THE LEAST. 213 00:12:16,917 --> 00:12:18,537 Jonny: WOO HOO! HA HA HA. 214 00:12:18,625 --> 00:12:19,705 Sarah: COOL! 215 00:12:19,792 --> 00:12:21,212 LET'S BOOGIE, PLANK. 216 00:12:21,042 --> 00:12:22,792 GET IN LINE, JONNY. 217 00:12:22,875 --> 00:12:23,625 OOF. 218 00:12:23,708 --> 00:12:24,958 IT'S JIMMY'S TURN. 219 00:12:25,042 --> 00:12:27,212 DO YOU THINK I'LL KICK BUTT, SARAH? 220 00:12:27,042 --> 00:12:28,922 Kevin: WHATEVER YOU DO... 221 00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:30,540 YOU BETTER DO IT FAST, FLUFFY, 222 00:12:30,625 --> 00:12:33,075 BECAUSE THOSE EDS ARE PROBABLY ON THEIR WAY RIGHT NOW 223 00:12:33,167 --> 00:12:34,377 TO WRECK ALL OUR FUN. 224 00:12:34,458 --> 00:12:35,878 I WOULDN'T COUNT ON IT. 225 00:12:35,958 --> 00:12:37,038 THIS MORNING ME AND PLANK HERE 226 00:12:37,125 --> 00:12:38,535 WERE PLAYING OVER AT THE PLAYGROUND, 227 00:12:38,625 --> 00:12:42,535 AND THERE WAS NO ED, EDD, OR EDDY AROUND. 228 00:12:42,625 --> 00:12:43,745 NOT AT THE CREEK, 229 00:12:43,833 --> 00:12:45,463 NOT AT THE JUNKYARD, 230 00:12:45,542 --> 00:12:47,502 NOT AT THE SEWER, 231 00:12:47,583 --> 00:12:48,333 NOT AT THE-- 232 00:12:48,417 --> 00:12:49,287 ROLF HAS ALSO BEEN BLESSED 233 00:12:49,375 --> 00:12:50,955 BY THE LACK OF ED-BOY BUFFOONERY. 234 00:12:51,042 --> 00:12:54,042 HEY, SARAH, YOU SEEN YOUR BRO? 235 00:12:54,125 --> 00:12:54,915 NO! 236 00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:56,330 I HAVEN'T SEEN THEM, EITHER. 237 00:12:56,417 --> 00:13:00,037 AHH, I FEEL AS FRESH AS A SPRING FLOWER. 238 00:13:00,125 --> 00:13:02,075 COME ON, PEOPLE. IT'S A BRAND-NEW DAY. 239 00:13:02,167 --> 00:13:06,077 NO ED, EDD, OR EDDY. HALLELUJAH! 240 00:13:06,167 --> 00:13:07,787 LET'S GO TO MY HOUSE AND PARTY. 241 00:13:07,875 --> 00:13:11,245 THE COOKIES AND MILK ARE ON ME. 242 00:13:13,083 --> 00:13:16,213 AAH! OH, SARAH, I THINK I GOT AN OWW-EY. 243 00:13:16,292 --> 00:13:20,542 IT'S OK, JIMMY. YOU'RE USED TO IT. 244 00:13:24,417 --> 00:13:25,377 Jimmy: DO IT, NAZZ! 245 00:13:25,458 --> 00:13:27,418 Sarah: HIGHER! HIGHER! 246 00:13:27,500 --> 00:13:28,080 SHH. 247 00:13:28,167 --> 00:13:29,207 YIPPEE! YIPPEE! 248 00:13:29,292 --> 00:13:30,332 BULL'S-EYE. 249 00:13:30,417 --> 00:13:33,037 RIGHT WHERE THE SUN DON'T SHINE. HA HA HA! 250 00:13:33,125 --> 00:13:36,995 BOY, THESE COOKIES SURE ARE STALE, HUH, PLANK? 251 00:13:37,083 --> 00:13:38,753 HA HA HA! 252 00:13:39,958 --> 00:13:42,498 WHAT KNOW-NOTHING WOULD DIMPLE THE COOKIE BISCUIT 253 00:13:42,583 --> 00:13:45,213 WITH THE DOOHICKEY OF A RABBIT? 254 00:13:47,083 --> 00:13:50,043 THOSE ARE RAISINS, DUDE. 255 00:13:50,125 --> 00:13:51,415 SAME THING! 256 00:13:51,500 --> 00:13:52,330 [SNIFFING] 257 00:13:52,417 --> 00:13:54,917 YOU KNOW THEY'RE UP TO SOMETHING. 258 00:13:55,542 --> 00:13:56,422 THE DOOHICKEYS? 259 00:13:56,500 --> 00:13:58,420 NO, MAN. THE EDS. 260 00:13:58,500 --> 00:14:01,710 POPPYCOCK! THERE ARE NO ED BOYS TODAY, KEVIN. 261 00:14:01,792 --> 00:14:03,292 A CELEBRATION, I SAY! 262 00:14:03,375 --> 00:14:05,455 I'M WITH YOU, BROTHER. 263 00:14:05,542 --> 00:14:06,882 Jonny: I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL, BUDDY. 264 00:14:06,958 --> 00:14:10,288 I WOULDN'T FEED THESE COOKIES TO A DOG. 265 00:14:10,375 --> 00:14:13,375 WANT A SODA? 266 00:14:14,375 --> 00:14:16,915 HOW THE HECK DID THAT GET IN THERE? 267 00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:19,580 I'M A MONKEY. FEED ME A PEANUT. 268 00:14:19,667 --> 00:14:20,917 FEED ME A PEANUT. LOOK AT ME. 269 00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:23,080 YOU'VE GOT A MONKEY ON YOUR HEAD. HA! 270 00:14:23,167 --> 00:14:24,077 FEED ME A PEANUT. 271 00:14:24,167 --> 00:14:28,127 RRR...JONNY, YOU'RE GONNA GET IT! 272 00:14:28,208 --> 00:14:29,168 NO PEANUT? 273 00:14:29,250 --> 00:14:32,080 FEED ME A BANANA BECAUSE I'M A MONKEY. 274 00:14:32,167 --> 00:14:34,037 OH, WHOA, WHOA. 275 00:14:34,125 --> 00:14:35,325 I'LL FEED YOU A FIST. 276 00:14:35,417 --> 00:14:36,917 Kevin: HEY, WHERE'D YOU GET THAT? 277 00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:38,790 I FOUND IT IN THE DRINK COOLER. 278 00:14:38,875 --> 00:14:40,915 WHAT'S A MASK DOING IN A COOLER? 279 00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:42,330 THAT'S TOO WEIRD. 280 00:14:42,417 --> 00:14:46,497 BIG DEAL. IT'S JUST ONE OF MY STUPID BROTHER'S DRAWINGS. 281 00:14:46,583 --> 00:14:47,583 PEOPLE, PLEASE. 282 00:14:47,667 --> 00:14:48,997 YOU'RE GIVING ME A MIGRAINE. 283 00:14:49,083 --> 00:14:51,003 LET'S NOT FORGET THE PARTY. 284 00:14:51,083 --> 00:14:52,753 COOKIE, ANYONE? 285 00:14:53,167 --> 00:14:54,667 MONKEY HAND! 286 00:14:54,750 --> 00:14:55,500 GET IT OFF! 287 00:14:55,583 --> 00:14:57,003 MONKEYS SMELL THEIR FINGERS! 288 00:14:57,083 --> 00:15:00,133 WHY HAS SOMEONE GLUED FLUFF TO THIS RUBBER GLOVE? 289 00:15:00,208 --> 00:15:02,168 HAS THE WORLD COME TO AN END? 290 00:15:02,250 --> 00:15:03,170 WHAT'D I TELL YOU? 291 00:15:03,250 --> 00:15:05,000 THOSE DORKS ARE UP TO NO GOOD. 292 00:15:05,083 --> 00:15:08,753 COME ON, ROLF. LET'S FIND EDDY. 293 00:15:08,833 --> 00:15:13,173 A NOD IS AS GOOD AS A WINK TO A BLIND HORSE. 294 00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:14,580 OK. 295 00:15:14,667 --> 00:15:16,207 HEY, GUYS, WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 296 00:15:16,292 --> 00:15:17,422 WAKE UP, WILL YOU? 297 00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:19,500 KEVIN AND ROLF ARE GOING TO LOOK FOR EDDY. 298 00:15:19,583 --> 00:15:23,133 ME, JIMMY, AND NAZZ ARE GOING TO MY HOUSE TO FIND ED. 299 00:15:23,208 --> 00:15:26,128 WHY DON'T YOU TRY AND FIND DOUBLE "D," JONNY? 300 00:15:26,208 --> 00:15:27,918 OKEY-DOKEY, NAZZ. 301 00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:30,710 AIN'T SHE SWEET, PLANK? 302 00:15:35,833 --> 00:15:38,383 [RECORD SKIPPING, NO MUSIC] 303 00:15:45,208 --> 00:15:47,918 NO ED BOYS, KEVIN. 304 00:16:26,625 --> 00:16:29,165 WHAT'S TAKING THEM? 305 00:16:29,958 --> 00:16:33,168 I GOT A BAD FEELING IN MY GUT ABOUT THIS, ROLF. 306 00:16:33,250 --> 00:16:34,750 SHALL ROLF RUB KEVIN'S BELLY 307 00:16:34,833 --> 00:16:37,633 WITH THE OILS OF FERMENTED FIGS? 308 00:16:37,708 --> 00:16:38,668 WHAT? 309 00:16:38,750 --> 00:16:40,040 HEY, KEVIN! 310 00:16:40,125 --> 00:16:43,455 ANY SIGN OF THOSE LOSERS, JONNY? 311 00:16:43,542 --> 00:16:44,832 NOPE... 312 00:16:44,917 --> 00:16:46,997 BUT I FOUND THIS BOTTLE CAP. 313 00:16:47,083 --> 00:16:49,043 PRETTY COOL, HUH? 314 00:16:49,125 --> 00:16:51,495 YEAH, REAL NICE. 315 00:16:51,583 --> 00:16:53,083 THEY WEREN'T IN ED'S ROOM. 316 00:16:53,167 --> 00:16:55,497 GEE, I HOPE THEY'RE OK. 317 00:16:55,583 --> 00:16:56,923 OH, PLEASE! 318 00:16:57,000 --> 00:17:00,580 ROLF IS RIDDLED WITH GUILT OVER THE MISSING ED BOYS. 319 00:17:00,667 --> 00:17:02,077 Jimmy: I HAVE A CONFESSION. 320 00:17:02,167 --> 00:17:03,957 I'VE WISHED THIS EVERY BIRTHDAY. 321 00:17:04,042 --> 00:17:06,042 COULD IT HAVE COME TRUE? 322 00:17:06,125 --> 00:17:07,375 GIVE ME A BREAK. 323 00:17:07,458 --> 00:17:10,078 THIS IS ALL PART OF SOME STUPID SCAM. 324 00:17:10,167 --> 00:17:13,127 THEY'RE AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE. 325 00:17:15,458 --> 00:17:17,628 WHOA. 326 00:17:19,083 --> 00:17:20,713 IS THAT A BANANA? 327 00:17:20,792 --> 00:17:23,002 A TURNIP FOR YOUR THOUGHTS, KEVIN? 328 00:17:23,083 --> 00:17:27,003 FIRST A MONKEY MASK, THEN A MONKEY GLOVE, 329 00:17:27,083 --> 00:17:28,673 AND NOW... 330 00:17:30,083 --> 00:17:31,333 MONKEY FOOD! 331 00:17:31,417 --> 00:17:33,377 SEE? WHAT'D I TELL YOU? 332 00:17:33,458 --> 00:17:38,038 I'VE NEVER SEEN SO MUCH FRUIT IN ONE PLACE. 333 00:17:38,125 --> 00:17:40,575 FOLLOW THE YELLOW RIND ROAD! 334 00:17:40,667 --> 00:17:42,577 WAIT UP, JIMMY. 335 00:17:42,667 --> 00:17:46,127 THOSE EDS ARE WATCHING OUR EVERY MOVE. 336 00:17:46,208 --> 00:17:47,248 HELLO. 337 00:17:47,333 --> 00:17:49,003 [MONKEY CHATTER] 338 00:17:49,083 --> 00:17:51,463 WOW. OH. 339 00:17:52,583 --> 00:17:54,173 "CHIMP WURLD"? 340 00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:55,170 WHAT'D I TELL YOU? 341 00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:57,830 MONKEY SEE, MONKEY GETS RIPPED OFF. 342 00:17:57,917 --> 00:18:00,207 I'M A MONKEY, HUH, PLANK?! 343 00:18:00,042 --> 00:18:02,082 DON'T GO IN THERE, JONNY. 344 00:18:02,167 --> 00:18:04,787 WOO HOO! TOO MUCH FUN. 345 00:18:04,875 --> 00:18:06,035 HANG ON, SQUIRT. 346 00:18:06,125 --> 00:18:07,075 HE CAN BE MERRY, KEVIN, 347 00:18:07,167 --> 00:18:09,957 FOR TODAY WE ARE FREE OF ED BOYS. 348 00:18:10,042 --> 00:18:11,042 Jonny: WHEE! 349 00:18:11,125 --> 00:18:12,705 GET REAL, GUYS. 350 00:18:12,792 --> 00:18:14,542 IT'S A SCAM. 351 00:18:14,625 --> 00:18:15,915 ROLF! 352 00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:18,790 [TARZAN YELL] 353 00:18:22,333 --> 00:18:23,383 CRYBABY JIMMY, 354 00:18:23,458 --> 00:18:25,538 CAREFUL, AS THE MIGHTY BANANA IS LIKE GLUE 355 00:18:25,625 --> 00:18:27,325 TO THE PATH OF LEAST RESISTANCE. 356 00:18:27,417 --> 00:18:31,167 WANT TO WRESTLE, HUH? HERE I COME! 357 00:18:33,417 --> 00:18:34,497 SUCKERS! 358 00:18:34,583 --> 00:18:38,173 THEY'LL BE HERE ANY SECOND TO TAKE YOUR CASH. 359 00:18:39,208 --> 00:18:40,288 MAN, THAT'S OLD. 360 00:18:40,375 --> 00:18:43,125 COME ON OUT, EDDY, SO I CAN POUND YOU. 361 00:18:43,208 --> 00:18:45,958 THERE IS NO ONE HERE BUT US BANANAS, KEVIN. 362 00:18:46,042 --> 00:18:48,172 I KNOW YOU'RE HERE, DORKS. 363 00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:50,330 SHOW YOURSELVES! 364 00:18:50,417 --> 00:18:52,167 CHILL OUT, DUDE. 365 00:18:52,250 --> 00:18:54,380 LET GO OF ME. 366 00:18:54,458 --> 00:18:57,418 YOU LOOKING AT? 367 00:19:01,708 --> 00:19:02,578 AHA! 368 00:19:02,667 --> 00:19:03,707 OOF. 369 00:19:03,792 --> 00:19:07,502 HEY, KEVIN, WATCH. RELAX. GO WITH THE FLOW. 370 00:19:07,583 --> 00:19:09,423 AAH, WHAT HAPPENED? 371 00:19:09,500 --> 00:19:11,540 OH, HERE WE GO. 372 00:19:11,625 --> 00:19:12,575 HELP ME, SOMEBODY. 373 00:19:12,667 --> 00:19:15,667 FEAR NOT, AS ROLF WILL SAVE YOUR HEAD. 374 00:19:15,750 --> 00:19:17,000 JEEPERS! 375 00:19:17,083 --> 00:19:19,463 AWOOO--HELP ME! 376 00:19:19,542 --> 00:19:21,632 EEH! OOH! 377 00:19:22,292 --> 00:19:24,212 THE EDS ARE MOVING IN. 378 00:19:24,292 --> 00:19:27,212 KEVIN, CHECK OUT THIS SLIDE. 379 00:19:27,292 --> 00:19:30,082 WAIT, NAZZ. DON'T! 380 00:19:30,542 --> 00:19:32,252 AAH! 381 00:19:34,125 --> 00:19:35,705 AAAH! 382 00:19:35,792 --> 00:19:37,292 HELP, SARAH. HELP! 383 00:19:37,375 --> 00:19:38,955 Sarah: JIMMY! 384 00:19:39,042 --> 00:19:41,752 AAAH! 385 00:19:42,208 --> 00:19:43,038 AAH! 386 00:19:43,125 --> 00:19:46,035 THOSE DORKS ARE OUT OF CONTROL. 387 00:19:46,125 --> 00:19:49,665 KEVIN, DO SOMETHING. 388 00:19:49,750 --> 00:19:51,380 Sarah: KEVIN! 389 00:19:52,208 --> 00:19:54,918 THIS IS NOT COOL. 390 00:19:55,958 --> 00:19:58,128 AWESOME. 391 00:19:59,083 --> 00:20:02,173 KEVIN, HELP! I'M STUCK. 392 00:20:02,250 --> 00:20:06,130 HELP, KEVIN! MY HEAD'S GOING TO EXPLODE. 393 00:20:06,208 --> 00:20:07,828 Sarah: KEVIN, HURRY! 394 00:20:07,917 --> 00:20:09,457 I CAN'T HOLD ON FOREVER. 395 00:20:09,542 --> 00:20:11,672 Jimmy: MY ANKLES ARE CHAFING. 396 00:20:11,750 --> 00:20:13,250 OH, MAN. 397 00:20:13,333 --> 00:20:15,633 KEVIN, THE WEIGHT OF THE BANANAS 398 00:20:15,708 --> 00:20:17,168 ARE CRUSHING ROLF'S APPLES. 399 00:20:17,250 --> 00:20:20,080 THIS IS, LIKE, TOTALLY WRECKING MY HAIR. 400 00:20:20,167 --> 00:20:21,327 Jimmy: HELP ME! 401 00:20:21,417 --> 00:20:24,377 KEVIN! HELP ME! HEY! 402 00:20:24,458 --> 00:20:25,998 KEVIN, HELP! 403 00:20:26,083 --> 00:20:27,793 I'VE GOT TO BE NEXT. 404 00:20:27,875 --> 00:20:29,995 I'M THE ONLY ONE LEFT. 405 00:20:30,083 --> 00:20:33,173 YOU AIN'T SCAMMING ME, EDS! 406 00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:34,380 I'M ON TO YOU. 407 00:20:34,458 --> 00:20:36,168 LATER. 408 00:20:37,208 --> 00:20:38,078 WHERE'S HE GOING? 409 00:20:38,167 --> 00:20:40,077 Sarah: WHAT'S HE BLUBBERING ABOUT? 410 00:20:40,167 --> 00:20:42,037 THERE ARE NO ED BOYS. 411 00:20:42,125 --> 00:20:43,625 SEE YOU, KEVIN! 412 00:20:43,708 --> 00:20:45,998 [PANTING] 413 00:20:48,458 --> 00:20:50,168 Kevin: AAH! 414 00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:51,920 SHH! SHH! SHH! 415 00:20:52,083 --> 00:20:54,883 THIS IS JUST BECOMING TOO RISKY, FELLOWS. 416 00:20:54,958 --> 00:20:56,168 IF WE DON'T FIND ED'S MASK, 417 00:20:56,250 --> 00:20:59,920 OUR CHIMP WURLD WILL BE ALL FOR NAUGHT. 418 00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:01,250 [IMITATING MONKEY] 419 00:21:01,333 --> 00:21:04,753 ED, WE'VE BEEN LOOKING ALL DAY. 420 00:21:04,833 --> 00:21:06,133 WHERE'D YOU PUT IT? 421 00:21:06,208 --> 00:21:07,998 PUT WHAT? 422 00:21:08,083 --> 00:21:09,173 THE MASK, ED. 423 00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:12,130 THE MASK YOU DREW THIS MORNING, REMEMBER? 424 00:21:12,208 --> 00:21:14,958 DID YOU CHECK YOUR COSTUME? 425 00:21:15,042 --> 00:21:18,332 WHOOPS! LOST MY GLOVE, SEE? 426 00:21:20,875 --> 00:21:21,825 YOU BONEHEAD. 427 00:21:21,917 --> 00:21:24,877 I'D BE THE LAST TO SAY I TOLD YOU SO, 428 00:21:24,958 --> 00:21:27,958 BUT IF I HAD BEEN IN CHARGE OF... 429 00:21:29,917 --> 00:21:31,377 [SNIFFS] 430 00:21:33,042 --> 00:21:35,002 WELL, WE CAN CLEARLY SEE 431 00:21:35,083 --> 00:21:36,543 IT'S NOT ON ED'S PERSON. 432 00:21:36,625 --> 00:21:39,285 IT WAS THE GREATEST SCAM IN THE WORLD. 433 00:21:39,375 --> 00:21:43,035 I GOT TO FIND THE MASK. 434 00:21:45,500 --> 00:21:47,130 FOR HEAVEN'S SAKES, EDDY, 435 00:21:47,208 --> 00:21:49,128 CONTROL YOURSELF. 436 00:21:49,208 --> 00:21:51,038 EXCUSE ME, ED. 437 00:21:51,125 --> 00:21:53,415 TABLE FOR TWO. 438 00:21:53,958 --> 00:21:55,998 AH, QUIT YOUR GRIPING. 439 00:21:56,083 --> 00:21:57,213 KEEP LOOKING! 440 00:21:57,042 --> 00:21:59,332 Ed: BANANA? 441 00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:00,880 CUT IT OUT, ED. 442 00:22:00,958 --> 00:22:03,038 I'M LOOKING OVER THERE. 443 00:22:05,083 --> 00:22:07,383 BUY ONE, GET ONE FREE. 444 00:22:07,458 --> 00:22:09,538 HA HA HA! 445 00:22:11,750 --> 00:22:17,000 EDDIE, I CAN'T FIND MY UNDERWEAR! 446 00:22:18,042 --> 00:22:20,332 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP 447 00:22:20,417 --> 00:22:22,667 AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION 448 00:22:22,750 --> 00:22:24,710 CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE 449 00:22:24,792 --> 00:22:27,332 --www.ncicap.org-- 450 00:22:35,625 --> 00:22:36,875 ED, EDD N EDDY. 451 00:22:36,958 --> 00:22:39,038 BLLLBB, YEAH!