[WHISTLING]
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YEAH!
[SPITS]
LET'S PICK A THEME, SHALL WE?
WOULD YOU LIKE TO POSE WITH THE BEACHBALL
OR THIS SUMPTUOUS LOLLIPOP?
NO SUMP. AS ROLF PREFERS HIS CHURN OF SOFT SPREADS.
Eddy: THERE. HE PICKED.
GET OUT OF THE WAY SO I CAN TAKE A PICTURE.
ME, ROLF, ORDER ONE 8-BY-10 CLOSEY
WITH MANY WALLET-SIZED PHOTOS FOR HIS RELATIONS?
WHATEVER YOU WANT, ROLFY BOY.
I'LL JUST PUT IT ON THE BILL.
OK, ROLF, LOOK AT ME.
SMILE FOR THE TAWDRY SOCK PUPPET. THAT'S IT.
YOU CAN DO IT. YES, YOU CAN.
THAT-A BOY!
HEH! HEH! HEH!
IS IT FINISHED YET?
[CLOCK TICKING]
[DING]
WELL, I'LL JUST CHECK
ON THOSE PRINTS, SHALL I?
I AM DONE, GUYS.
Edd: UM, ED, WHAT IS THAT BEHIND ROLF?
ROLF'S HEAD IS ABOUT TO BE CRUNCHED
BY A 4-LEGGED MUTANT BUS DRIVER.
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DRAW A PICTURE OF ROLF.
NO MONSTERS. JUST ROLF, STUPID.
OH, YEAH.
RUB IT OUT. RUB IT OUT. RUB IT OUT.
WHERE DO YOU KEEP YOUR HOT WATER BOTTLE?
HEY, JIMMY, TAKE A HIKE. ED IS BUSY.
UNDER THE SINK, JIMMY.
Rolf: HELLO?
HOW LONG MUST ROLF WAIT
FOR THIS PORTRAIT OF SELF-LOVE?
ANYTIME, NOW.
ROLF IS BECOMING IMPATIENT, EDDY.
Jimmy: HOW ABOUT THE VAPORIZER, STRETCH?
TOP SHELF, SHORTY.
HEY! GO BUG SARAH, YOU LITTLE PEST.
FOR YOUR INFORMATION, CRABBY PANTS,
SARAH IS SICK, AND I MUST TAKE CARE OF HER.
WE SHOULD ALL BE SO LUCKY.
SARAH IS SICK?
WAIT! BIG BROTHER'S COMING, BABY SISTER.
[HORSE NEIGHS]
ED, GET BACK HERE.
OH, DEAR. I HOPE IT'S NOTHING SERIOUS.
I BEST GET MY MEDICAL BAG.
ONE CAN NEVER BE TOO SURE.
[CHUCKLING NERVOUSLY]
UH, GEE, ROLF, YOU GOT A FACE
ONLY A MOTHER COULD LOVE.
Rolf: ED BOYS!
THERE, THERE, LITTLE FRAIL ONE.
JIMMY WILL TAKE CARE OF YOU.
ED IS HERE TO MAKE YOU ALL BETTER, SARAH.
I FEEL HOT.
OH, LET ME SOOTHE YOU.
THANK YOU, JIMMY.
[ED INHALES DEEPLY]
BIG BROTHERS TAKE CARE OF BABY SISTERS.
[ED BLOWING]
MY PILLOW NEEDS FLUFFING.
THERE YOU GO, SARAH.
NO! LET ME, SICKLY SISTER.
AHH!
AM I A GOOD FLUFFER, SARAH?
YES, YOU ARE, JIMMY.
WHAT A LOAD OF--
PARDON ME, EDDY. PLEASE STEP ASIDE, EVERYONE.
[HEART BEATING]
WELL, YOUR PULSE IS NORMAL.
I BET IT IS.
SARAH HAS GOT A FEVER, MR. SMARTY PANTS.
Ed: YEAH, MR. I WISH I WAS A SMART PANTS.
HMM. YOUR TEMPERATURE SEEMS NORMAL,
AS WELL.
WHAT DO YOU KNOW?
A MINOR COLD AT BEST, I'D SAY.
HA!
GENTLEMEN, I SUGGEST WE LEAVE,
AS A COLD AT ANY GRADE CAN BE QUITE CONTAGIOUS.
YEAH! GET LOST!
I WILL SHOW THEM THE DOOR,
DEAR DEBILITATED ONE.
COME ON, ED, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO,
WIPE HER NOSE ALL DAY?
Sarah: I NEED A TISSUE, JIMMY.
OH! I'LL FIX IT FOR YOU, SARAH.
NICE AND SOFT FOR THAT CUTE LITTLE NOSE.
[VACUUM STARTING]
WHAT A SAP.
WE'RE WASTING THE WHOLE DAY.
ED IS JUST FULFILLING HIS DUTY
AS A CARING BROTHER, EDDY.
YOU'RE SO UNDERSTANDING.
PERHAPS WE COULD SET UP A PAGING SYSTEM.
THAT WAY, ED COULD BE FREE
TO DO YOUR BIDDING
AND STILL BE IN CONTACT WITH SARAH.
Eddy: I LIKE THAT.
[SNORING]
[CLANKING]
DOUBLE "D"!
WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING?!
UH, TRYING TO HELP YOU?
OH, OK, DOUBLE "D".
[GIGGLING]
BEING CONFINED TO ONE'S ROOM
CAN BE QUITE FRUSTRATING,
SO I FOUND A WAY TO EASE ED'S--
I MEAN YOUR BURDEN.
JUST PULL THIS HANDLE,
AND SOMEONE WILL ASSIST YOU.
IT'S TOO HIGH.
NO. IT'S TOO LOW.
TOO HIGH.
TOO LOW.
NOPE. TOO HIGH.
WAY TOO LOW.
HIGH.
LOW. HIGH, HIGH.
ENOUGH, ALREADY.
YOU MAY NOT BE FEELING WELL.
I CAN SYMPATHIZE WITH THAT,
BUT I'M TRYING TO...
[PPPBBBLLLFFTTT]
Sarah: SERVES YOU RIGHT.
WHY, YOU...
NO, DOUBLE "D"!
IF I CATCH YOUR COLD, I'LL--I'LL...
JUST GIVE ME 5 MINUTES
WITH THAT GERM-SPREADING BRAT.
[BELL RINGING]
COMING, SARAH, DEAR.
CAN I GET YOU ANYTHING, SARAH?
YEAH, CAN I GET YOU ANYTHING, SARAH?
[SOFTLY] WOULD YOU GUYS BE SO KIND
AS TO LET ME FINISH SLEEPING?!
Ed: SARAH NEEDS TO REST BECAUSE SHE IS SICK.
ED, HOW CAN YOU BE SO STUPID?
I WATCH CARTOONS, EDDY.
YEAH, WELL, GROW UP.
FORGET STUPID SARAH.
FOLLOW ME TO YOUR FUTURE, LUMPY.
WE BLEW IT WITH THE PHOTO SCAM, SO ON TO PLAN "B"--
THE TRIPLE "E" FREE DRIVING SCHOOL...
ONLY IT'S NOT FREE. WE'LL CHARGE THEM.
DOUBLE "D", YOU'RE THE INSTRUCTOR.
ME? BUT I--
ED, YOU'RE THE MOTOR.
I HAVE ACHIEVED GREATNESS.
[BELL RINGING]
IT'S SARAH.
I'LL BE BACK, GUYS.
MY PAGING SYSTEM SEEMS EFFECTIVE. DON'T YOU THINK, EDDY?
[IMITATING EDD] "MY PAGING SYSTEM SEEMS EFFECTIVE.
DON'T YOU THINK, EDDY?"
HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO GET ANY WORK DONE
WITH ED ANSWERING YOUR STUPID PAGING SYSTEM?
OKEY-DOKEY. I'M READY, EDDY.
WHAT TOOK YOU?
I GOT STUDENTS WAITING.
WHERE'S THE OBSTACLE COURSE, EDDY?
PLANK IS ITCHING TO TEAR UP SOME PAVEMENT.
COMING RIGHT UP, JONNY BOY.
HERE WE GO.
Jimmy: NO, STOP. THAT TICKLES. OOH!
WE AIM TO PLEASE.
LET PLANK WRAP HIS BUMPER
AROUND THIS OBSTACLE.
LET'S TRY TO SOUND CONVINCING NOW,
SHALL WE, DOUBLE "D"?
LET'S SEE, NOW.
GOOD DAY, PUPIL.
WELCOME TO THE TRIPLE "E" DRIVING COURSE.
MY NAME IS EDDWARD,
AND I'LL BE YOUR INSTRUCTOR FOR THE DAY.
Nazz: HI, EDDWARD.
READY WHEN YOU ARE.
WELL, UM, SHALL WE BEGIN WITH--
WELL, FIRST WE MUST BUCKLE OUR SAFETY BELTS,
SHALL WE?
NOT COOL. THEY'RE STUCK, EDDWARD.
COULD YOU GIVE ME A HAND?
OH, I SUPPOSE SO.
[GRUNTING]
LIKE THAT?
VERY GOOD.
UM, ONCE SAFE TO DO SO,
PLEASE PROCEED ONTO THE COURSE.
AWESOME!
PUT. PUT. PUT. VROOM! VROOM!
Edd: NOT TOO FAST, NOW.
EASY ON THE CORNER.
THAT'S IT. NICELY DONE.
[BELL RINGING]
I'M COMING, GIRLFRIEND.
Ed: WHAT A WEASEL.
SHE'S MY SICK SISTER!
ED?
HEY, YOU'RE THE MOTOR! GET BACK HERE!
WHY AREN'T WE STOPPING?
OOPS.
GO LEFT. GO LEFT.
BRAKE! BRAKE!
WHAT BRAKE?
YOU FORGOT TO PUT IN A BRAKE?!
[PANTING]
UGH!
[CRASH]
UH-OH.
[HORSE NEIGHS]
HEH! HEH!
A 3-CHEESE GRILLED SANDWICH.
AND SEE? NO CRUST.
[CRASH]
TAKE YOUR PICK, UNWELL BABY SISTER OF MINE.
DON'T LISTEN TO HIM, SARAH.
CHEESE IS GOOD FOR A COLD.
YOU KNOW IT'S YOUR FAVORITE.
SHE'S MY SISTER,
AND MY SISTER LIKES FRUIT AND VEGETABLES.
ISN'T THAT RIGHT, BABY SISTER?
HERE, SARAH. LET ME HELP YOU CHEW.
I WILL HELP HER CHEW.
[GRUNTING]
WHAT'S THAT? A BOOK, YOU SAY? I'LL GET YOU ONE.
"IN THE VOID OF SPACE,
ZORBA THE 2-HEADED MUTANT..."
"SILLY LITTLE JILLY FROLICKED IN THE DAISIES."
"SPEWING SLIME FROM ITS TENTACLES..."
"I'M SO SILLY, SAID JILLY."
"AS ZORBA SUCKED ITS BRAIN..."
"I WISH I WERE A POTATO SO THAT THE PRINCE WOULD LIKE ME."
"HE GAGGED ON ITS BONES--"
[BELL RINGING]
SEE THE BALL?
YES, I DO, SARAH.
YUP. IT'S A BALL.
GO GET IT.
CERTAINLY.
I'LL GET IT.
OF ALL THE--THAT'S 2 SCAMS DOWN THE TUBES.
YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY, EDDY.
3 IS THE CHARM.
Jimmy: MINE. MINE. MINE.
THAT'S IT!
ED!
WHAT'S WITH YOU?
SARAH IS SICK. GET BALL.
THEN JIMMY-- I GOT TO.
YOU GOT TO NOTHING.
I GOT TO NOTHING?
YOU'RE THE BIG BROTHER.
THAT MEANS YOU'RE THE BOSS.
GET OVER THERE AND SHOW HER WHAT YOU'RE MADE OF.
GET MEAN.
YOU ARE RIGHT, EDDY.
I AM THE BIG BROTHER, SARAH.
OH, I KNOW.
WHOA! YOU'RE A TOUGH GUY, ED.
YOU SENT HIM INTO THE LION'S DEN.
YOU KNOW THAT, DON'T YOU?
YUP.
[LAUGHING]
[CRASH]
TOO LATE. JIMMY ALREADY GOT MY BALL.
YOU WORK HARD ALL YOUR LIFE,
AND WHAT'S IT GET YOU?
ED, GO GET MY BALL!
NO BALL! GET IN BED! REST NOW!
PLEASE GET MY BALL?
DON'T YOU FRET, SARAH. I'LL GET IT.
HERE. LET ME HELP YOU.
PASS THE TAPE WILL YOU, DOUBLE "D"?
Jimmy: MY HEAD!
YOU THREW MY FRIEND OUT, ED.
HOW COULD YOU DO THAT?
HE WAS JUST TRYING TO HELP.
WAH!
OH, I AM SORRY, BABY SISTER.
A BIG HUG WILL MAKE YOU FEEL ALL BETTER.
THERE, THERE.
Ed: GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!
IT SEEMS SARAH HAS MADE THE ROAD TO RECOVERY.
AH...AH-CHOO!
SAY IT. DON'T SPRAY IT.
AH...AH-CHOO!
WHAT'S WITH YOU?
OH, I KNEW IT.
CURSE YOU, COMMON COLD MICROORGANISMS.
OH, IT'S ALL PART OF THE BIG PLAN, DON'T YOU SEE?
THEY WAIT AND STRIKE
WHEN YOU'RE THE MOST VULNERABLE.
AH-CHOO!
JEEPERS. YOU SOUND SICK, DOUBLE "D".
YOU SHOULDN'T BE OUTSIDE.
YOU NEED SOME T.L.C., MISTER.
DON'T JUST STAND THERE.
DO SOMETHING.
EDDY!
[CRASHING]
Ed: OH, PAIN! THAT HURT!
I WONDER WHAT'S ON TV?
HAVE MERCY, DEPRAVED SIBLING.
HIYA, ROLF.
WHAT YOU DOING THERE, GUY?
SILENCE! ROLF MUST BROOD.
[SCREAMING]
Edd: ED, THIS IS SO WRONG.
ROLF IS SURE TO DISCOVER HIS CHICKENS ARE MISSING.
HERE WE GO. JUMP.
YOU THERE, UPSY-DAISY.
UH, I THINK YOU HAVE TO GO HOME, CHICKENS.
PLEASE EXCUSE ED. HE MEANT--
LET ROLF UNDERSTAND THIS.
I SUPPOSE DISGRACING ROLF
IS OK TO YOU, ED BOY.
WALKING OFF WITH ROLF'S CHICKENS
LIKE A FINE HOWDYDO?
IT WAS THEIR IDEA, ROLF.
AS THEY WANTED TO BE THE BEST CHICKENS THEY COULD BE.
BLESS THEIR LITTLE GIBLETS.
IS THAT SO, ED BOY?
YOU HAVE SQUEEZED AN ORANGE RIND IN THE EYE OF ROLF!
RETURN THE CHICKENS, OR ROLF WILL--UH!
AAH!
THAT CONCLUDES OUR LESSONS FOR TODAY, LADIES.
TA-TA. SAME TIME TOMORROW.
GUYS, LOOK AT WHAT MY BROTHER SENT ME-- THAT BIG LUG.
YOUR BROTHER SENT YOU THIS?
I THINK HIS BROTHER SENT IT TO HIM, DOUBLE "D".
CHECK IT OUT. I BET IT'S A CAR OR SOMETHING.
WHY, THIS SEEMS TO BE ADDRESSED
TO A "PIPSQUEEK," EDDY.
A PET NAME FOR HIS BABY BROTHER, I ASSUME.
HA HA! HEE HEE!
YEAH. SO?
THAT MEANS HEAD HONCHO IN OUR HOUSE.
WHY ELSE WOULD HE SEND ME
THE KEYS TO A NEW TRUCK?
HA HA! HA... HA HA! HA HA...
BABY STUFF.
WHAT'S HE THINK I AM, A 2 YEAR OLD?
COOL.
WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?
I'M SORRY, EDDY.
BUT DON'T YOU THINK IT'S RATHER AMUSING
THAT YOUR BROTHER STILL THINKS OF YOU AS HIS BABY BROTHER?
NO! I HATE BEING A BABY BROTHER!
OK, THEN.
LISTEN.
[RATTLING]
HOLD YOUR HORSES.
I'LL JUST SHOW HIM HOW BIG I GOT.
ED, TAKE ME TO THE MAILBOX PRONTO.
GOTCHA, EDDY.
FLEW RIGHT OVER MY HEAD.
WOULDN'T IT BE EASIER
JUST TO MAIL A LETTER DESCRIBING YOURSELF, EDDY?
WHY, IF I WERE YOU, I'D WRITE A BOOK--
A BIOGRAPHY OF SORTS.
YOU DON'T GET OUT MUCH, DO YOU?
IF I WERE ME, I WOULD MAKE A WHOLE MOVIE.
ED, THAT'S IT. WE'LL MAKE A WHOLE MOVIE.
DOUBLE "D", YOU'RE THE CAMERAMAN.
BUT, EDDY, WE DON'T HAVE--
I'LL BE EXEC. PRODUCER,
EXEC. DIRECTOR, EXEC. WRITER,
AND, OF COURSE, THE STAR.
WE CAN'T SHOOT A MOVIE WITHOUT--
AND ED CAN BE...ED.
WE'LL SHOW MY BROTHER THAT EDDY IS ALL GROWN-UP.
YOU'RE FORGETTING SOMETHING, EDDY.
WE NEED A--
Ed: CAMERA-- STATIC-FREE.
Edd: WHY DO YOU KEEP A CAMERA IN YOUR DRIER, ED?
WHAT?
THERE YOU HAVE IT.
WELL, WE DO HAVE A CAMERA.
LET'S MAKE A MOVIE.
CAN I LICK THE BOWL?
ED, DO YOU HAVE A MANUAL FOR THIS?
SOMEWHERE.
HIYA, BRO. WHAT'S UP? IT'S ME--EDDY--
ALL GROWN-UP AND LIVING THE LIFE.
WHO'D HAVE THOUGHT, HUH?
CHECK OUT MY MUSTACHE.
Edd: OK, CUT.
WE'LL NEED TO GET A CLOSEUP, EDDY.
HOW WAS THAT?
THIS THING'S GIVING ME A RASH.
ACTION.
LOOKS LIKE I INHERITED YOUR GENES
FOR THE FACE FUR, HUH, BRO?
AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
NOW?
ACTION.
AND YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M LOADED.
BEEN INVESTING FOR YEARS--
REAL ESTATE, STOCKS, BONDS.
MIGHT EVEN BUY ME A COUPLE OF MORE PLANETS.
YUP, ALREADY OWN SATURN AND PLUTO.
OH, COME, NOW, EDDY.
BOY, BEING RICH REALLY STINKS.
WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING?
DON'T FILM THAT.
SORRY, EDDY.
THE PLANET BARON STORY THREW ME OFF.
CUT, CUT.
HOW'S MY BROTHER SUPPOSED TO THINK I'M COOL
WHEN YOU GUYS KEEP--
[RATTLING]
ACTION.
UNLIKE MYSELF,
THE OLD NEIGHBORHOOD'S STILL THE SAME
AS YOU LEFT IT, BRO.
DID I TELL YOU? I'M MAYOR NOW. RIGHT, ED?
[HORN HONKING]
HI, KEVIN!
SEE THAT LOSER? THAT'S KEVIN.
HE'S THE NEIGHBORHOOD DORK.
I HAVE TO SLAP HIM AROUND EVERY NOW AND THEN
JUST TO REMIND HIM WHO'S BOSS.
EDDY.
NEIGHBORHOOD DORK, HUH?
HEY, DOUBLE DWEEB, YOU GETTING THIS?
HE COLLECTS UNDERWEAR AND GIVES IT TO THE POOR.
PRETTY STUPID, HUH, BRO?
HELP!
SLOW DOWN, KEVIN! I WAS JUST KIDDING!
STOP, PLEASE!
UH!
LOOK AT HIM BOUNCE, EDDY'S BROTHER.
EDDY, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
[ED LAUGHING AND EDDY GROANING]
BOY, EDDY, YOU DESERVE A SHAKE FOR THAT.
WHOA! UH!
I MUST SAY, IF I WERE YOUR BROTHER,
I'D BE VERY IMPRESSED.
EDDY, WHERE ARE YOU?
OVER HERE, SPIELBERG.
THERE YOU ARE.
Jimmy: RACE YOU TO THE SWINGS, SARAH.
HEY, BRO, REMEMBER HOW YOU USED TO OWN THE PLAYGROUND?
WELL, IT'S MINE NOW.
CHECK THIS OUT.
OUT OF THE WAY, HORSE-HEAD.
WE WANT TO PLAY ON THE SWINGS.
YOU KNOW THE DRILL.
COUGH UP SOME DOUGH, THEN SWING.
WHAT DID YOU SAY?!
OK, CUT.
HOLD YOUR POSITIONS, PLEASE.
Edd: READY NOW.
OH, JIMMY, A LITTLE CLOSER, IF YOU WILL.
FINE, AND CUE...
OH, DEAR.
ED, GET YOUR STUPID FRIENDS OUT OF THE WAY!
NO USE PLEADING FOR MERCY, SARAH.
ED OBEYS ONLY HIS SUPREME LEADER.
THAT'S ME, BRO.
OK, SARAH.
UM, ED HERE IS SHOWING SARAH
WHAT I'LL DO TO HER
IF SHE DOESN'T TAKE A HIKE.
THERE YOU GO, BABY SISTER.
SWING TO YOUR HEART'S CONTENT.
OK, PEOPLE, A BIG SMILE FOR EDDY'S BROTHER.
HELLO. MY NAME IS ED.
I'M RUNNING OUT OF IDEAS, DOUBLE "D".
THINK OF SOMETHING THAT'LL MAKE ME LOOK GOOD.
ED, YOU BE CAREFUL WITH THAT!
OH, WHAT DO I CARE?
IT'S HIS CAMERA.
MAN THE HELMS! DIVE! DIVE!
AAH!
ED, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?
OPEN IT. OPEN IT.
AAH!
YOU SHOULD KNOW BETTER THAN TO EAT THE CAMERA.
JUST THINK OF WHAT IT COULD DO TO YOUR DIGESTIVE TRACT.
I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE
THAT PART, DOUBLE "D".
YES, WELL, LET'S NOT AND SAY WE DID, ED.
Eddy: COME ON! COME ON! I GOT
AN IMPRESSION TO MAKE HERE, REMEMBER?
[NAZZ HUMMING]
Edd: OH, MY.
LOOK. IT'S MY GIRLFRIEND--
PAINTING HER NAILS FOR ME.
I THINK I'LL GO GIVE HER
THE PLEASURE OF MY COMPANY.
HEH HEH HEH.
AAH!
UH!
UM, DOUBLE "D", ARE YOU GUYS,
LIKE, MAKING A MOVIE OR SOMETHING?
NAZZ...
[MUMBLES WEAKLY]
NOT TO WORRY, EDDY'S BROTHER.
I'LL JUST DRY HIM OFF.
Jonny: HEY, BUDDY, WHAT YOU GOT THERE?
IS THAT A VIDEO CAMERA?
JONNY, PLEASE. WE'RE TRYING TO MAKE A MOVIE.
BACK OFF.
JONNY, PLEASE.
WHY, YOU LITTLE...
HE SCARES THE BIRDS AWAY. WHAT CAN I TELL YOU?
SHALL WE CONTINUE WITH MY CHARMED LIFE?
WHAT DO YOU KNOW?
IT'S OUR INTERNATIONAL JET-SETTER--ROLF.
[RATTLING]
HEH!
HEY, ROLF, TELL MY BROTHER HOW IMPORTANT I AM.
Ed: I FORGET.
ED BOY!
COME BACK, CHICKEN THIEF!
RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!
Edd: NO BACKS TO THE CAMERA, PLEASE.
IT'S RUDE, YOU KNOW.
SHUT UP AND ROLL. REMEMBER THIS PLACE, BRO?
THE JUNKYARD-- YOUR OLD HANGOUT.
ALL THE KIDS ARE CHICKEN TO COME HERE.
WHO--WHOA!
SEE? WHAT DID I TELL YOU?
BUT NOT ME.
SHOW YOURSELF, MUTANT SCAB LABORER!
YUP, UH, ED IS JUST FIXING MY OLD CAR.
IT'S NOT QUITE READY YET.
MOVING RIGHT ALONG.
[SNAPS FINGERS]
YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M BUILDING.
IT'S AN ULTIMATE HARD-BOILED EGG BOILER.
I'VE GOT BIG BUCKS INVESTED INTO THIS GOLD MINE.
WHAT?
Edd: GO ON.
BY SIMPLY TOSSING YOUR--
THE COMBUSTION SOON--
LOOK NATURAL. STAY WITH ME.
UH, THUS RENDERING THE EGG--
FOR ALL TO ENJOY.
I'M CREATING DYNAMICS, EDDY.
DON'T GET ARTY ON ME, DOUBLE "D".
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
Edd: K-K-KANKERS!
Kankers: HIYA, EDDY.
[EDDY SCREAMING]
I GOT YOU, EDDY!
PULL, ED.
GET ME OUT!
All: RUN AWAY!
WE KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE.
Eddy: HELP ME!
AAH!
[MUSIC PLAYING]
HIYA, BRO.
SO, ANYWAYS, HERE I IS ALL NICE AND SAFE
IN MY COZY BACHELOR PAD,
WHERE ALL THE KIDS SHOW UP TO GET MY AUTOGRAPH.
YUP, I'M THAT BIG, BRO.
LOOK, IT'S KEVIN.
THE USUAL SPOT THERE, DORK?
[IMITATING KEVIN] "SWEET, EDDY. YOU'RE COOL, MAN."
Edd: OH, PLEASE.
AND THERE'S JONNY.
SIGN YOUR SHIRT THERE, CURLY?
THEY'RE HUNGRY AGAIN, EDDY.
[ANGRILY] SO, FEED THEM OVER THERE.
SO, BRO, AS YOU CAN SEE, I'M A BIG SHOT NOW.
NO MORE BEATING UP LITTLE EDDY, EH, BIG BROTHER?
PSST. ROLF.
ROLF? DID I FORGET TO SIGN ROLF?
THERE YOU GO, STRETCH.
YOU HAVE VANDALIZED ROLF'S FACE,
AND YOU HAVE...
AND YOU HAVE STOLEN
ROLF'S CHICKENS YET AGAIN?
[CLUCKING]
ARE YOU STEALING ROLF'S SOUL WITH YOUR FILM BOX?
Edd: WHY, OF COURSE NOT, ROLF.
WHAT GAVE YOU THAT IMPRESSION?
ROLF WILL RELEASE HIS RAGE NOW.
Eddy: WAIT. WE CAN WORK THIS OUT.
[ROLF YELLS]
AAH!
RETURN ROLF'S CHICKENS!
AAH!
RETURN THEM!
Edd: SHOO! GO AWAY! DON'T TOUCH ME.
[ED AND EDDY SCREAMING]
STOP! I MUST PUNISH YOU!
Eddy: MOMMY!
I THINK YOUR BROTHER'S GOT THE PICTURE, EDDY.
AAH!
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