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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP

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AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION

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Man: BL-BL-BLUH, YEAH!

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[SNORING]

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[ROOSTER CROWS]

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[MUMBLING]

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Sarah: ED!

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GET UP, STUPID!

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MOM SAID TO MAKE SURE
YOU WALK ME TO JIMMY'S!

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OH, ISN'T THAT SWEET OF ME
TO REMIND YOU?

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BIG BROTHER
IS HERE, SARAH.

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YEP, JUST
TYING MY SHOE.

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HERE WE GO.

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[SNORING]

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AH, WHO
NEEDS YOU?

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[BICYCLE BELL RINGS]

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♪ ONE, TWO, TIE MY SHOE

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♪ 3, 4, CLOSE THE DOOR

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♪ 5, 6, GRAB SOME STICKS

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♪ 7, 8, LAY THEM STRAIGHT

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♪ 9, 10, A BIG, FAT HEN

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♪ 11, 12...

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Eddy: ED!

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[PUNCHES]

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GET UP, STUPID.

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YOU'RE
WASTING TIME.

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TODAY'S THE DAY,
BUDDY BOY.

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THE SCAM TO END
ALL SCAM--

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OUR TRIPLE "E"

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FROG-JUMPING
DERBY.

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AFTER WE CHARGE
THE SAPS

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FOR A FROG
RENTAL FEE,

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THEY'LL RACE

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FOR THE GRAND
PRIZE--

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MITTENS.

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LUCKY DOGS.

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YOU GOT
THAT RIGHT.

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Edd: GENTLEMEN,
I'VE LOCATED A POND

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AND ACQUIRED ALL
THE REQUIRED ACCOUTERMENTS

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IN ORDER FOR US
TO DRAFT OUR
FROG COMPETITORS

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FOR TODAY'S
DERBY.

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WE'RE GOING
TO BE RICH.

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YOU'RE A PEACH.

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Ed: EVIL...BAD.

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HERE, ED,
LET ME HELP.

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[SNIFFING]

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EDDY, THERE'S
A HORRIBLE ODOR

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COMING FROM
YOU KNOW WHO.

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NORTH TO ALASKA.

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ED? STINK?

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SO WHAT ELSE
IS NEW?

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NOT LIKE THIS,
EDDY.

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I THINK I'M
GONNA BE SICK.

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WHAT ABOUT
MY SCAM?

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MAYBE HIS MOMMY
CALLED HIM.

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COME HOME,
EDWARD,

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AND PICKLE
YOUR FEET.

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P-U, ED!

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DID SOMETHING
CRAWL ON YOU
AND DIE?

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WHERE'D YOU GO?
WE GOT FROGS
TO CATCH.

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NOT UNTIL
I DETERMINE

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THE ORIGIN
OF ED'S
FOUL EXHALATION.

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HELLO, FLY.

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THERE,
IN HIS POCKET!

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QUIT YELLING
IN MY EAR.

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DON'T MAKE ME
LAUGH.

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ALL THAT'S
IN HERE

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IS MY LUCKY
CHEESE CHUNK.

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OH, MY LORD!
YUCK!

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Ed: SAY HELLO TO
DOUBLE "D," SHELDON.

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Edd: THAT'S
DISGUSTING, ED.

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NO, THAT'S
SHELDON.

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HE'S LIVED
IN MY POCKET
FOR 57 DAYS NOW.

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AAH!

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Eddy: OH, NO, YOU DON'T.

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I NEED YOU
TO CATCH FROGS,

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DOUBLE "D."

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WE'RE GONNA BE
RICH.

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ED,
SHELDON

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GET THE WAGON.

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[EDDY PANTING]

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THOSE SAPS WON'T
KNOW WHAT HIT THEM.

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HA HA HA!
IT'S THE BEST SCAM

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IN THE WHOLE
STINKING WORLD.

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DO YOU REMEMBER
YOUR JOB THERE,
STINKY?

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I AM
THE FROG WRANGLER

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SO YOU DON'T HAVE
TO TOUCH THOSE
SLIMY WEASELS.

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[FROGS CROAKING]

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SO WHERE'S
THE FROGS?

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ALBEIT DATED,
THIS MAP CLEARLY
STATES THAT...

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UM...

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THAT THE COMMON FROG
DOES...

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UH, RESIDE WITHIN
THE CONFINES
OF THIS POND.

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Edd: YEOW!

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[THUD]

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RANCID
MOLDY CHEESE!

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I REFUSE
TO PARTICIPATE
ANY FURTHER

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UNTIL ED WASHES
THAT OFFENSIVE,

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PUTREFIED JACKET
OF HIS.

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QUIT ROCKING
THE BOAT.

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WE GOT PEOPLE
TO FILCH.

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IS THAT A FROG
OR A BOOT?

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A BOOT?
HEH HEH HEH!

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THERE. SEE IT?
WHAT IS THAT?

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KIND OF LOOKS
LIKE ABRAHAM
LINCOLN, EDDY.

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WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?

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[GRUNTING]

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COMFY?

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FILTHY! CRUDDY!
SMELLY!

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ED, I INSIST
YOU REMOVE
THAT JACKET

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IMMEDIATELY!

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OK, IF YOU GIVE ME
YOUR HAT.

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MY HAT?

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WHY, THAT'S
THE SILLIEST
THING

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I'VE EVER HEARD.

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ABSOLUTELY NOT.

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GIVE HIM
THE STUPID HAT

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SO WE CAN GET
SOME FROGS.

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THE POINT HERE
IS MY HAT
DOESN'T SMELL.

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OH, YES, IT DOES.

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NO, IT DOES NOT.

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YOU'RE JUST
SAYING THAT

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BECAUSE I SAID
YOUR JACKET
STANK.

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STINKY HAT.

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YOU'VE GOT
A REPULSIVE,
FERMENTING

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DETACHMENT
OF CHEESE IN
YOUR POCKET, ED.

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STINKY HAT.

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ODIFEROUS
CURD COAT.

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STINKY HAT.

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RANCID
ROQUEFORT WRAP.

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STINKY HAT!

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REPUGNANT
PARMESAN POCKET!

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OH, YEAH?

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STINKY HAT!

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COAT
OF CANTANKEROUS
CAMEMBERT.

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STINKY HAT!

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SHUT UP!
BOTH OF YOU!

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HMPF!

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HMPF!

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OH, COME ON.

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WE GOT A SCAM
TO RUN HERE!

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I'M SORRY, EDDY.

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I CAN'T WORK
UNDER THESE
CONDITIONS.

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OH, YES, YOU CAN.

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YOU JUST WORRY
ABOUT GETTING
THOSE FROGS,

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AND I'LL TAKE
CARE OF ED.

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HEY!

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WHAT? THE FROGS
WILL RECOGNIZE
YOU, LUMPY.

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WHAT YOU NEED
IS A DISGUISE.

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A DISGUISE?

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HURRY,
GET UNDRESSED.

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I GOT AN IDEA.

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FROGS
ARE SO STUPID.

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HOORAY!

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YOU OWE ME.

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TRY SHOWING
SOME MORE LEG, ED.

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[WOLF WHISTLE]

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Edd: EDDY,

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THIS
DELICATE
PROCEDURE

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REQUIRES YOUR
ASSISTANCE,
PLEASE.

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HOLD THIS.

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WHAT'S TAKING YOU--

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BACK UP!
BACK UP!

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[SNIFFING]

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SUCCESS.

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GOOD.

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NOW CAN YOU AND ED
KISS AND MAKE UP?

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BECAUSE WE GOT
MY RETIREMENT
TO THINK OF.

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AHA!

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THAT'S MY LUCKY
CHEESE CHUNK.

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WE'RE NEVER
GONNA GET
THESE FROGS.

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I BEG YOU,
IN THE NAME OF
ALL THAT IS DECENT,

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PLEASE DON'T
OPEN THIS JAR, ED.

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NO GO, JOE.

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IT MIGHT SPOIL.

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DEFILED! SOILY!
PROFANE!

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HOME SWEET HOME,
HUH, SHELDON?

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[GAGGING]

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I CAN'T TAKE IT
ANYMORE.

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I'M ON THE EDGE
OF SALUTARY COLLAPSE.

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TOO LATE.

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EVERYTHING'S
GONE BLACK--

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BLACK AS THE MOLD

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THAT PERMEATES
ED'S LUCKY CHEESE.

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FORGE AHEAD, BRAVE FRIEND.

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I'M SURE...

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[COUGHS]

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I'M SURE
YOUR TRIPLE "E"
FROG-JUMPING DERBY

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WILL DO WELL
WITHOUT ME.

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HMM?

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OH, LOOK.
DIRT.

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YOU'RE MESSING UP
MY SCAM!

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OUCH!
GET RID OF
THE STUPID JACKET, ED.

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Ed: TAG. YOU'RE IT!
HA HA HA!

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Eddy: TAKE IT OFF!

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[SNAPS FINGERS]

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LOOK AT ME, ED.

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I'M ALL WET
AND FREEZING-LIKE.

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I COULD SURE USE
SOMETHING TO KEEP
ME WARM...

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LIKE
YOUR JACKET.

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GOT A TOWEL,
EDDY.

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DRAT.

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OK, WAIT.

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I KNOW.
LET'S START UP
A NEW COUNTRY,

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AND WE'LL CALL
IT "EDTROPIA."

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YEAH, YOU'LL
BE A BIG SHOT--

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THE GRAND
POOH-BAH
OF ALL ZOMBIES.

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UM, AND THOSE
ZOMBIES WILL
SALUTE

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EDTROPIA'S
NEW FLAG,

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YOUR JACKET!

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COOL!
ZOMBIES!

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WAVE THAT FLAG,
EDDY.

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WHOO HOO!

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[EDDY PANTING]

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OH!

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Eddy: WHOO
HOO HOO HOO!

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00:10:06,042 --> 00:10:08,502
NOW HOW ABOUT
THEM FROGS, HUH?

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YOU, TOO,
DE NIRO.

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I'D BE HAPPY
TO ASSIST YOU,
EDDY.

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JUST THINK, ED,
YOU'LL BE ABLE
TO BUY A BRAIN,

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WE'LL
BE SO RICH.

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LOOK,
IT'S SHELDON.

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AND TO THINK
I ALMOST
FORGOT YOU.

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OH, ED?

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WAH!

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WELL, THAT
WAS ECONOMICAL.

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TRIPLE "E"
FROG-JUMPING
DERBY,

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HERE WE COME.

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[WHIMPERING]

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ED?

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MAYBE THIS
WILL HELP.

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HANDKERCHIEFS
CAN BE LUCKY,
TOO.

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00:11:02,125 --> 00:11:04,075
YOU GUYS
WILL NEED
MORE THAN LUCK

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00:11:04,167 --> 00:11:06,707
IF WE DON'T
CATCH SOME
FROGS!

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OK,
HOW ABOUT...

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ANGUS, MY
MORE-THAN-LUCKY
FISHY.

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ED, GET RID
OF THAT CARCASS
IMMEDIATELY!

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STINKY HAT!

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00:11:19,083 --> 00:11:21,133
SHIRT
OF FETID
FLOUNDER!

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STINKY HAT!

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TAINTED
TROUT TOP!

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STINKY HAT!

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00:11:25,250 --> 00:11:27,330
EDDY!

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00:11:35,833 --> 00:11:37,713
[GRUNTING]

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CHECK OUT
THE PHONE.

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ROLF, HOW DOES
A DUD LIKE YOU

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GET A HAPPENING PHONE
LIKE THIS?

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Rolf: STAY BACK!

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00:12:01,375 --> 00:12:03,785
YOU AIN'T
THROWING
IT AWAY,

250
00:12:03,875 --> 00:12:05,035
ARE YOU,
STRETCH?

251
00:12:05,125 --> 00:12:07,075
ASK NO QUESTIONS!

252
00:12:11,042 --> 00:12:13,712
A CEREMONIAL
TELEPHONE BURIAL?

253
00:12:13,792 --> 00:12:15,582
AHEM.
MY, HOW QUAINT.

254
00:12:15,667 --> 00:12:17,207
CAN I HELP, ROLF?

255
00:12:17,042 --> 00:12:17,962
OH.

256
00:12:18,042 --> 00:12:19,082
COME NO FURTHER!

257
00:12:19,167 --> 00:12:20,167
ROLF MUST
COMPLETE THIS TASK

258
00:12:20,250 --> 00:12:21,210
FORCED UPON HIM,

259
00:12:21,292 --> 00:12:23,252
OR WE ARE
ALL DOOMED.

260
00:12:23,333 --> 00:12:24,423
I'LL GIVE YOU...

261
00:12:24,500 --> 00:12:26,750
A SHOELACE
FOR IT.

262
00:12:26,833 --> 00:12:28,003
COOL!

263
00:12:28,083 --> 00:12:29,633
OW!

264
00:12:32,167 --> 00:12:32,997
Edd: PARDON ME, ROLF,

265
00:12:33,083 --> 00:12:34,423
BUT HOW COULD
A TELEPHONE

266
00:12:34,500 --> 00:12:36,540
BE A MESSENGER
OF DOOM?

267
00:12:36,625 --> 00:12:37,875
KNOW NOTHING!

268
00:12:37,958 --> 00:12:40,038
DON'T BURY IT!
GIVE IT TO ME!

269
00:12:40,125 --> 00:12:41,625
WALK AWAY
FROM THE SUFFERING

270
00:12:41,708 --> 00:12:43,128
THAT HAS CURSED
ROLF'S FAMILY

271
00:12:43,208 --> 00:12:44,668
FOR GENERATIONS,
ED BOY!

272
00:12:44,750 --> 00:12:45,960
HA HA!

273
00:12:46,042 --> 00:12:48,632
I GOT A FEELING
YOU'VE CRACKED
THERE, DRACULA.

274
00:12:48,708 --> 00:12:50,208
WHY DON'T YOU
GET VICTOR
TO GIVE YOU

275
00:12:50,042 --> 00:12:51,132
A MASSAGE
OR SOMETHING,

276
00:12:51,208 --> 00:12:54,458
AND I'LL GUARD
THE BIG BAD
PHONE FOR YOU.

277
00:12:54,542 --> 00:12:58,002
VICTOR'S HOOVES ARE
MAGIC ON ROLF'S
HARDENED MUSCLES.

278
00:12:58,083 --> 00:13:00,003
THANK YOU, ED BOY.
THANK YOU.

279
00:13:00,083 --> 00:13:02,423
THAT WAS REALLY NICE
OF YOU, EDDY,

280
00:13:02,500 --> 00:13:05,080
TO EASE ROLF'S
INTRINSIC GUILT.

281
00:13:05,167 --> 00:13:06,417
IDIOT.

282
00:13:06,500 --> 00:13:08,290
OK, ED, DIG!

283
00:13:08,375 --> 00:13:10,245
GOODY, GOODY.

284
00:13:10,333 --> 00:13:13,463
♪ DIG A HOLE,
DIG A HOLE ♪

285
00:13:14,083 --> 00:13:15,083
REALLY, EDDY,

286
00:13:15,167 --> 00:13:18,457
ANOTHER KNICKKNACK
FOR THAT ALREADY
OVERSTIMULATED

287
00:13:18,542 --> 00:13:19,832
ROOM OF YOURS?

288
00:13:19,917 --> 00:13:20,997
Eddy: JEALOUS.

289
00:13:21,083 --> 00:13:22,213
Ed: DIG A HOLE.

290
00:13:22,042 --> 00:13:23,082
[SMACK]

291
00:13:23,167 --> 00:13:25,207
OUCH!

292
00:13:28,458 --> 00:13:30,538
[MUSIC PLAYING]

293
00:13:37,042 --> 00:13:40,172
CUTS A FIGURE
IN SOCIETY, DON'T IT?

294
00:13:40,833 --> 00:13:43,173
IS THAT
A NEW PHONE?

295
00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:45,000
Edd: PLEASE STAY
WITH US, ED.

296
00:13:45,083 --> 00:13:47,383
[RING]

297
00:13:49,167 --> 00:13:51,287
[RING]

298
00:13:51,958 --> 00:13:52,578
[RING]

299
00:13:52,667 --> 00:13:55,167
SOMEBODY'S
CALLING ME.

300
00:13:55,250 --> 00:13:59,380
STRANGE. THERE
DOESN'T SEEM TO BE
ANY CONNECTION, YET...

301
00:13:59,458 --> 00:14:02,538
SO? IT'S CALLED
A CORDLESS, GRANDPA.

302
00:14:02,625 --> 00:14:04,205
HELLO?

303
00:14:12,917 --> 00:14:14,207
Edd:
EDWARD?

304
00:14:14,292 --> 00:14:16,042
YES, MOMMY.

305
00:14:16,125 --> 00:14:16,995
WHAT'S WITH YOU?

306
00:14:17,083 --> 00:14:18,293
IT WASN'T ME,
EDDY.

307
00:14:18,375 --> 00:14:20,995
HONEST
AND FOR TRULY.

308
00:14:21,083 --> 00:14:22,003
[RING]

309
00:14:22,083 --> 00:14:23,083
GOT IT!

310
00:14:23,167 --> 00:14:25,667
GET AWAY
FROM MY PHONE, STUPID.

311
00:14:25,750 --> 00:14:27,960
PROBABLY NAZZ.

312
00:14:28,042 --> 00:14:30,082
AND I'M
THEODOR GEISEL.

313
00:14:30,167 --> 00:14:32,997
WHAT'S COOKING,
GOOD-LOOKING?

314
00:14:40,750 --> 00:14:44,170
I KNOW WHERE
YOU'RE GOING
WITH THIS, EDDY.

315
00:14:44,542 --> 00:14:45,212
NIGHTY NIGHT.

316
00:14:45,292 --> 00:14:46,582
Edd: AHEM.

317
00:14:46,667 --> 00:14:48,127
IT LOOKS LIKE
YOU COULD USE
A NEW MATTRESS, EDDY.

318
00:14:48,208 --> 00:14:52,328
SHALL WE ASK ROLF
IF HE'S BURIED ONE
SOMEWHERE?

319
00:14:52,417 --> 00:14:53,957
HEE HEE HEE!

320
00:14:54,042 --> 00:14:55,502
YEAH, SURE.

321
00:14:56,250 --> 00:14:57,920
ROLF?

322
00:14:58,000 --> 00:15:00,040
[RING]

323
00:15:00,125 --> 00:15:01,455
[RING]

324
00:15:01,542 --> 00:15:04,212
COULD BE ALL THOSE
SWOONING ADOLESCENT
GIRLFRIENDS

325
00:15:04,292 --> 00:15:07,002
THAT RESIDE
IN YOUR OWN MIND.

326
00:15:07,083 --> 00:15:09,003
[RING]

327
00:15:09,083 --> 00:15:12,003
Y-ELLO?

328
00:15:19,125 --> 00:15:23,375
EDDY'S IN PAIN NOW.
HE'LL HAVE TO CALL YOU BACK.

329
00:15:23,458 --> 00:15:27,418
WHAT
AN UNFORTUNATE SET
OF CIRCUMSTANCES.

330
00:15:31,250 --> 00:15:34,630
SOMETHING'S UP
WITH THIS PHONE.

331
00:15:34,708 --> 00:15:37,498
[RING]

332
00:15:38,167 --> 00:15:39,577
HELLO.

333
00:15:39,667 --> 00:15:40,417
LET IT RING, ED.

334
00:15:40,500 --> 00:15:43,790
JUST PRETEND
WE'RE NOT HOME.

335
00:15:44,083 --> 00:15:46,963
IT'S FOR YOU,
EDDY.

336
00:15:54,167 --> 00:15:56,127
HELLO?

337
00:15:59,667 --> 00:16:01,997
OH, LOOKIT.
A SKUNK.

338
00:16:02,083 --> 00:16:03,503
DID YOU KNOW
IN SOME PARTS

339
00:16:03,583 --> 00:16:06,213
IT'S ALSO KNOWN
AS A POLECAT?

340
00:16:06,292 --> 00:16:09,502
WHO STEPPED
ON A DUCK?

341
00:16:09,583 --> 00:16:12,713
THIS STUPID
PHONE'S CURSED!

342
00:16:13,042 --> 00:16:14,132
Edd: OH, COME NOW,
EDDY.

343
00:16:14,208 --> 00:16:17,458
THESE UNFORTUNATE MISHAPS
ARE RANDOM AT BEST.

344
00:16:17,542 --> 00:16:21,132
ANY RELATIONSHIP
TO ROLF'S TELEPHONE OF DOOM

345
00:16:21,208 --> 00:16:23,958
IS PURE COINCIDENCE.

346
00:16:24,167 --> 00:16:26,627
I SAY
WE TEST IT.

347
00:16:26,708 --> 00:16:27,998
TEST IT?

348
00:16:28,083 --> 00:16:30,083
LIKE MUSTARD?

349
00:16:30,167 --> 00:16:33,127
[AIR-RAID SIREN]

350
00:16:33,208 --> 00:16:34,538
EVACUATE THE AREA!

351
00:16:34,625 --> 00:16:37,165
MAN YOUR STATIONS!

352
00:16:41,167 --> 00:16:43,127
Eddy: EASY, ED.

353
00:16:43,208 --> 00:16:45,128
EASY.

354
00:16:45,208 --> 00:16:46,828
STAND CLEAR,
LUMPY.

355
00:16:46,917 --> 00:16:51,627
HONESTLY, EDDY.
IT'S JUST A PHONE.

356
00:16:57,208 --> 00:16:58,998
Eddy:
WHAT'S TAKING IT?

357
00:16:59,083 --> 00:17:02,133
MAYBE IT'S
ON TO US, EDDY.

358
00:17:02,208 --> 00:17:03,208
HEE HEE HEE!

359
00:17:03,042 --> 00:17:04,672
[TELEPHONE RINGING]

360
00:17:04,750 --> 00:17:07,130
AHA!

361
00:17:11,417 --> 00:17:15,127
YOU'RE SUPPOSED
TO ANSWER IT,
IDIOT!

362
00:17:20,917 --> 00:17:24,127
HELLO?

363
00:17:25,250 --> 00:17:27,580
THERE. YOUR TEST
PROVES IT, EDDY.

364
00:17:27,667 --> 00:17:29,457
ANY CORRELATION
BETWEEN THE PHONE

365
00:17:29,542 --> 00:17:32,882
AND YOUR
ACCIDENTS IS...

366
00:17:32,958 --> 00:17:34,708
OUCH!

367
00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:37,080
I ASSURE YOU,

368
00:17:37,167 --> 00:17:40,827
THERE IS
A RATIONAL REASON
FOR THIS MISCHANCE, EDDY.

369
00:17:40,917 --> 00:17:43,497
AH, HERE'S
YOUR CULPRIT:

370
00:17:43,583 --> 00:17:47,503
JUST A RUSTY, WORN NUT.

371
00:17:48,458 --> 00:17:49,628
BAD PHONE.

372
00:17:49,708 --> 00:17:51,628
EVIL. ROTTEN.

373
00:17:51,708 --> 00:17:54,288
AND ITCHY.

374
00:17:54,375 --> 00:17:56,075
DON'T ANSWER
IT, ED!

375
00:17:56,167 --> 00:17:58,127
RUSTY, WORN NUT,
EDDY.

376
00:17:58,208 --> 00:17:59,918
ME, AGAIN.

377
00:18:09,667 --> 00:18:12,167
[KNOCK ON DOOR]

378
00:18:13,708 --> 00:18:16,168
CAN THE SON
OF A SHEPHERD
ASSIST YOU?

379
00:18:16,250 --> 00:18:18,210
YEAH, TAKE BACK
YOUR STUPID PHONE!

380
00:18:18,292 --> 00:18:20,962
IT'S CURSED,
I TELL YOU!

381
00:18:22,125 --> 00:18:23,125
YIKES!

382
00:18:23,208 --> 00:18:25,458
YOU HAVE RESURRECTED
THE DISPATCHER
OF DESPAIR.

383
00:18:25,542 --> 00:18:26,632
LET IT BE
ON YOUR HEAD!

384
00:18:26,708 --> 00:18:30,208
AAH! IT'S YOURS.
YOU KEEP IT!

385
00:18:30,292 --> 00:18:32,422
HALF-WITTED BOY!

386
00:18:32,500 --> 00:18:34,580
HOT POTATO!

387
00:18:35,375 --> 00:18:36,955
IF I MAY INTERJECT--

388
00:18:37,042 --> 00:18:39,672
Edd: PEOPLE, PLEASE
CONTROL YOURSELVES!

389
00:18:39,750 --> 00:18:40,670
WAIT!

390
00:18:40,750 --> 00:18:43,000
YOU'VE LET A COMMON
HOUSEHOLD PHONE

391
00:18:43,083 --> 00:18:46,333
FEED UPON YOUR LACK
OF RATIONAL THINKING.

392
00:18:46,417 --> 00:18:47,627
EDDY!

393
00:18:47,708 --> 00:18:50,708
ROLF, TAKE IT BACK!
TAKE IT! TAKE IT!

394
00:18:50,792 --> 00:18:53,712
I HAVE NO IDEA
WHAT YOU'RE
TALKING ABOUT.

395
00:18:53,792 --> 00:18:55,332
I'M BEGGING YOU.

396
00:18:55,417 --> 00:18:58,957
WHAT IS THAT?
WHO ARE YOU?

397
00:19:00,042 --> 00:19:03,172
I GOT IT!
I GOT IT!

398
00:19:05,458 --> 00:19:07,498
OH,
FOR GOODNESS
SAKE,

399
00:19:07,583 --> 00:19:11,503
LET'S PUT AN END
TO THIS ONCE
AND FOR ALL.

400
00:19:11,583 --> 00:19:15,133
HELLO. EDWARD
DOUBLE "D"
SPEAKING.

401
00:19:15,208 --> 00:19:16,038
[GROANING]

402
00:19:16,125 --> 00:19:18,075
[HORN HONKING]

403
00:19:23,208 --> 00:19:25,878
[HUMMING]

404
00:19:28,208 --> 00:19:30,828
[EDDY PANTING]

405
00:19:34,792 --> 00:19:37,832
HEY, JONNY BOY.
HERE, HAVE A PHONE.

406
00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:39,880
YOURS TO KEEP.
FREE!

407
00:19:39,958 --> 00:19:40,998
WE'LL JUST GLUE IT
TO YOUR HEAD

408
00:19:41,083 --> 00:19:43,133
SO YOU DON'T
LOSE IT, OK?

409
00:19:43,208 --> 00:19:44,578
OK.

410
00:19:46,083 --> 00:19:48,133
PLANK,
GET OUT HERE.

411
00:19:48,208 --> 00:19:51,328
WE JUST SCORED
THE COOLEST PHONE.

412
00:19:51,417 --> 00:19:52,077
WHOO HOO!

413
00:19:52,167 --> 00:19:54,127
I'M OFF
THE HOOK!

414
00:19:54,208 --> 00:19:56,038
NO MORE
BAD LUCK!

415
00:19:56,125 --> 00:19:58,325
OR BATHTUB RING.

416
00:19:58,417 --> 00:20:00,457
I'M GONNA
BE SICK.

417
00:20:00,542 --> 00:20:02,922
HEE HEE HEE!

418
00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:05,130
NO MORE CURSED PHONES
FOR THIS GUY.

419
00:20:05,208 --> 00:20:08,208
TELEPHONES AREN'T
CURSED, EDDY!

420
00:20:08,042 --> 00:20:09,082
THEY'RE PLASTIC!

421
00:20:09,167 --> 00:20:10,127
CALM DOWN,
DOUBLE "D."

422
00:20:10,208 --> 00:20:13,998
THINK OCEAN WAVES,
SEA MAMMALS, ARIAS.

423
00:20:14,083 --> 00:20:17,083
WAS THAT
YOUR DARK SIDE,
DOUBLE "D"?

424
00:20:17,167 --> 00:20:18,037
Eddy: SHAKE A LEG,
GIRLS.

425
00:20:18,125 --> 00:20:20,535
THERE'S STILL
ENOUGH LIGHT
TO GET A SCAM IN

426
00:20:20,625 --> 00:20:22,825
BEFORE SHUTEYE.

427
00:20:22,917 --> 00:20:25,247
DIDN'T HEAR
A WORD YOU SAID,
EDDY.

428
00:20:25,333 --> 00:20:26,713
Edd: COUNT ME IN, EDDY.

429
00:20:26,792 --> 00:20:31,212
I'M ALL FOR A BIT
OF NORMALITY
AFTER A DAY LIKE TODAY.

430
00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:38,080
Ed: WELL, THAT'S A KEEPER.

431
00:20:41,125 --> 00:20:42,785
RISE AND SHINE,
FOLKS.

432
00:20:42,875 --> 00:20:45,785
GET YOUR ED FLAKES
CEREAL HERE.

433
00:20:45,875 --> 00:20:47,075
EXCUSE ME, EDDY,

434
00:20:47,167 --> 00:20:48,167
BUT WOULDN'T
A BREAKFAST
VENTURE

435
00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:50,210
BE MORE SUITED
TO A MORNING
CLIENTELE?

436
00:20:50,292 --> 00:20:54,042
THIS AIN'T YOUR SAME OLD
SAME OLD BREAKFAST
CEREAL, DOUBLE "D."

437
00:20:54,125 --> 00:20:56,995
IT'S 100%...

438
00:20:57,083 --> 00:20:59,293
CURSE FREE!

439
00:21:00,292 --> 00:21:03,502
EDDY,
GET OFF THIS
CURSE FIXATION.

440
00:21:03,583 --> 00:21:07,003
THERE'S
NO SUCH THING.

441
00:21:07,083 --> 00:21:09,883
SAYS YOU.

442
00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:13,960
GOOD MORNING,
TREE.

443
00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:16,630
SEE?

444
00:21:17,792 --> 00:21:20,082
WHAT DO YOU
CALL THAT?

445
00:21:20,167 --> 00:21:22,997
[AIR WHISTLING]

446
00:21:28,042 --> 00:21:29,672
HIPPOS!

447
00:21:35,083 --> 00:21:36,173
AHA!

448
00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:37,210
PROOF POSITIVE

449
00:21:37,292 --> 00:21:38,962
THAT THESE
UNFORTUNATE
INCIDENTS

450
00:21:39,042 --> 00:21:40,042
HAVE BEEN
NOTHING MORE

451
00:21:40,125 --> 00:21:41,625
THAN
COINCIDENCES!

452
00:21:41,708 --> 00:21:43,128
LOOK AROUND
YOU, EDDY,

453
00:21:43,208 --> 00:21:45,168
AND WHAT
DO YOU SEE?

454
00:21:46,750 --> 00:21:47,750
NOTHING.

455
00:21:47,833 --> 00:21:48,583
DO YOU SEE
A PHONE?

456
00:21:48,667 --> 00:21:49,917
I DON'T SEE
A PHONE.

457
00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:52,040
NO PHONE.
NO CURSE.

458
00:21:52,125 --> 00:21:54,125
I REST MY CASE.

459
00:21:54,208 --> 00:21:55,668
WHY ME?!

460
00:21:55,750 --> 00:21:58,210
AAH!

461
00:21:59,458 --> 00:22:02,168
Edd: COINCIDENCE,
EDDY!

462
00:22:02,250 --> 00:22:05,130
[RING]

463
00:22:08,125 --> 00:22:09,915
Eddy: AAH!

464
00:22:12,583 --> 00:22:15,043
[RING]

465
00:22:15,125 --> 00:22:19,075
BOY, PLANK,
YOU SURE ARE
A POPULAR GUY.

466
00:22:19,167 --> 00:22:23,747
Eddy: AAH! HELP ME!

467
00:22:41,167 --> 00:22:42,207
ED, EDD N EDDY!

468
00:22:42,042 --> 00:22:44,082
BL-BL-BLUH, YEAH!

469
00:22:44,167 --> 00:22:46,537
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470
00:22:46,625 --> 00:22:48,035
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