Hello. My name is Tanya.
I like friends.
That's for you.
Please.
- Today. - Today.
I'm sorry I'm late.
I told you I'd make it.
I told you she was beautiful.
Nadia, meet my new guitarist, Alexei.
Alexei, this is Nadia.
You'll love him. He's a riot.
Happy Birthday.
Glasses, get some glasses.
Hold on. He doesn't speak Russian?
- No. - He can't speak Russian!
Nothing?
Say, say these are my friends.
How do you say "friends" in English?
He's got a wicked pad.
I wanted to say you might be coming,
but...
What?
Get this. He's asking me for my passport.
I've put on a few pounds.
Don't tease him.
Can I have a light?
I will help you.
- Hello. - Hello.
Do you like England?
Yes.
Tell him I have a secret to tell.
Some rabbit.
You've got something on your face.
Stop that! That hurt!
One... two... three!
I won! I won!
What are you doing? I couldn't breathe!
You bastard!
Don't ever touch me again!
Hey, I told you to leave her alone.
Can't you just leave her alone?
Keep out of this.
You're throwing me out?
Sit down! Sit down!
You think you're better than me?
I beg you.
Now we'll see.
Let's see if he's got any balls.
What?
You with your nice job and your big house,
and you still have to pay for a woman.
You bought her. Let's see what she's worth to you.
Bread! Money!
Guess.
Fifty thousand.
Sixty-four thousand, eight hundred.
There's over ninety grand here.
Yes! Yes! Yes!
Split it up three ways.
- You owe me 150 pounds. - What for?
I've been shelling out for you all week.
What have you bought me?
When we went to the Hard Rock Cafe,
when we went to see Cats, who paid?
That's normal friendship stuff. Tightwad.
What was Cats like?
Cats, not bad.
Yeah, it was so-so.
I'd give it three stars.
- The sets were good. - The sets were excellent.
Everything was very big,
the trash, coke cans, so you felt cat-size.
It was really clever.
So...
Tell me...
How many times did you have to fuck him?
Two?
Three?
You scared me with the kettle.
It's enough, isn't it?
We can stop now.
Do you want to stop?
Yes.
Well, stop then.
What's this?
What? It's nothing. I burnt myself.
- Yeah? A rope burn? - No. I did it cooking.
On both wrists?
I said I did it cooking.
Are you lying?
And that story, the binoculars,
was that true?
I'm going to that arcade. They've got GranTurismo.
Have fun.
Listen. I made you something.
Put it on. I want to see if it fits.
- Do you like it? - Yes.
- Say thank you. - Thank you. Thank you.
We're going to have a baby.
What?
Yes. I'm pregnant.
- What? - We're going to have a baby.
I've been throwing up for weeks.
It's yours.
What are we supposed to do with a baby?
Think of a name for it.
How do you say...
"Dear Nadia,
You are only girl in world.
I dream to talk.
What will happen?"
So you came back here just to rob me?
Is that it?
So now we're even.
I panicked.
I'm sorry... we're square.
I've still got my ticket home...
Or Spain.
Come with us.
What the fuck is John doing here?
That's the cigarette lighter
I gave you for Christmas, isn't it?
Don't hurt him!
What do you care?
He came here with me!
You mean...
You mean you're together?
No! No, we're not! It's not what you think!
I told you.
I knew... I knew something was going on.
You don't know anything...
And you don't own me.
If you love him so much, let's see you do it.
Do it.
I want to see how you do it.
Come on. Show me.
Don't do this.
I'll make a big mess here.
You know I'll do it.
No!
Do it.
You hate me. And I showed you the world.
Don't leave me here. At least leave me my share.
You know... you're always surprising me.
What will happen?
Fuck a duck.
Are you okay?
Are you scared?
Are you a giraffe?