1 00:00:03,756 --> 00:00:09,386 J“ 2 00:00:33,202 --> 00:00:35,245 Invisible airwaves 3 00:00:35,246 --> 00:00:37,330 crackle with life 4 00:00:37,331 --> 00:00:41,335 bright antennae bristle with the energy 5 00:00:46,131 --> 00:00:48,341 Emotional feedback on timeless wavelength 6 00:00:48,342 --> 00:00:50,301 bearing a gift beyond price 7 00:00:50,302 --> 00:00:54,014 almost free 8 00:00:55,099 --> 00:00:56,516 All this machinery 9 00:00:56,517 --> 00:00:58,309 making modern music 10 00:00:58,310 --> 00:01:00,353 I 11 00:01:00,354 --> 00:01:05,275 J“ I don't give a damn 'bout my reputation 12 00:01:05,276 --> 00:01:10,154 j“ livin' in the past, it's a new generation 13 00:01:10,155 --> 00:01:12,282 j“ a girl can do what she wants to do 14 00:01:12,283 --> 00:01:14,493 j“ and that's what I'm gonna do 15 00:01:14,702 --> 00:01:17,663 I and I don't give a damn 'bout my bad reputation 16 00:01:19,164 --> 00:01:21,375 I oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no 17 00:01:21,584 --> 00:01:23,876 I not me 18 00:01:23,877 --> 00:01:24,919 j“ whah! No! 19 00:01:24,920 --> 00:01:26,421 J“ no, no, no, no, no, no 20 00:01:26,422 --> 00:01:27,505 I not me 21 00:01:27,506 --> 00:01:29,299 j“ me, me, me, me me, me 22 00:01:29,300 --> 00:01:33,511 j“ I don't give a damn 'bout my reputation 23 00:01:33,512 --> 00:01:38,182 I I've never been afraid of any deviation 24 00:01:38,183 --> 00:01:40,435 I and I don't really care if you think I'm strange 25 00:01:40,436 --> 00:01:42,729 j“ I ain't gonna change 26 00:01:42,730 --> 00:01:46,774 I and I'm never gonna care 'bout my bad reputation 27 00:01:52,031 --> 00:01:54,157 You look a little bit like my grandpa. 28 00:01:55,367 --> 00:01:57,327 Oh, is your grandpa super cool? 29 00:01:58,579 --> 00:01:59,704 All right. Simmer down, petunias. 30 00:01:59,705 --> 00:02:01,831 Let's go. We got a busy week ahead of us. 31 00:02:01,832 --> 00:02:03,082 It's time to start training 32 00:02:03,083 --> 00:02:05,001 for the president's physical fitness test. 33 00:02:06,003 --> 00:02:07,337 Jimmy Carter's a wimp! 34 00:02:07,338 --> 00:02:08,713 Hey, can it, white. 35 00:02:08,714 --> 00:02:11,674 Now, we're gonna start on upperbody strength 36 00:02:11,675 --> 00:02:13,009 with a little ropeclimbing. 37 00:02:13,010 --> 00:02:15,845 Yeah. That's gonna help us get into a good college. 38 00:02:15,846 --> 00:02:17,805 All right, fellas, let's- oh, one more thing. 39 00:02:17,806 --> 00:02:19,057 New district policy- 40 00:02:19,058 --> 00:02:23,144 everybody must take a shower after class starting today. 41 00:02:23,145 --> 00:02:25,229 And, hey, look, I'm gonna be checking for wet hair, 42 00:02:25,230 --> 00:02:27,148 so don't think you can pull a fast one. 43 00:02:27,149 --> 00:02:28,775 Is Weir allowed to shower with us? 44 00:02:28,776 --> 00:02:30,485 'Cause he's a woman. 45 00:02:32,821 --> 00:02:34,781 Come on, ladies, let's move! 46 00:02:34,782 --> 00:02:35,907 Get up there. 47 00:02:35,908 --> 00:02:38,743 Kiss the beam, you're on my team. 48 00:02:38,744 --> 00:02:41,079 What do I look like, a freakin' Tarzan? 49 00:02:41,080 --> 00:02:42,872 - You got it. - Okay. 50 00:02:42,873 --> 00:02:44,248 Whoa. 51 00:02:44,249 --> 00:02:47,001 - Come on, bill. - Okay. 52 00:02:47,002 --> 00:02:49,421 They cannot make us take a shower. 53 00:02:49,630 --> 00:02:50,630 This is school. 54 00:02:50,714 --> 00:02:52,715 They can make us do anything. 55 00:02:52,716 --> 00:02:54,967 Don't you think it's kinda weird 56 00:02:54,968 --> 00:02:58,554 that they want us to, you know, get naked? 57 00:02:58,555 --> 00:03:00,765 It's not a burlesque show, Sam. 58 00:03:00,766 --> 00:03:01,974 They just want us to shower. 59 00:03:01,975 --> 00:03:03,935 What are you guys talking about? 60 00:03:03,936 --> 00:03:05,687 Stop iookin' up my shorts. 61 00:03:05,688 --> 00:03:06,979 Why would we? 62 00:03:06,980 --> 00:03:08,481 There's nothing to see. 63 00:03:08,482 --> 00:03:10,900 Just keep climbing, wonder woman. 64 00:03:10,901 --> 00:03:13,236 There is something to see. 65 00:03:13,237 --> 00:03:14,821 Well, I'm not gonna do it. 66 00:03:14,822 --> 00:03:17,073 Why, because you don't have any pit hair? 67 00:03:17,074 --> 00:03:18,241 I have pit hair. 68 00:03:18,242 --> 00:03:20,785 And besides, I think it's kinda weird 69 00:03:20,786 --> 00:03:23,579 that you wanna get naked in front of everybody. 70 00:03:23,580 --> 00:03:25,665 Hey, schweiber. 71 00:03:25,666 --> 00:03:27,959 You gonna show us your circumcision 72 00:03:27,960 --> 00:03:28,919 in the showers today? 73 00:03:28,920 --> 00:03:30,920 Yeah. Take a number. 74 00:03:32,923 --> 00:03:36,300 Well, I guess it is kinda weird. 75 00:03:36,301 --> 00:03:37,677 All right. 76 00:03:37,678 --> 00:03:39,345 Then that's settled. We're not doing it. 77 00:03:39,346 --> 00:03:43,015 I can't go up any farther, guys. 78 00:03:43,016 --> 00:03:44,893 How do I get back down? 79 00:03:46,520 --> 00:03:47,812 Hi, everybody. 80 00:03:47,813 --> 00:03:50,064 If you're just a boy or girl who can't say no... 81 00:03:50,065 --> 00:03:52,066 Then you won't be able to say no to tickets 82 00:03:52,067 --> 00:03:54,485 to the McKinley drama club's presentation of... 83 00:03:54,486 --> 00:03:56,320 What? What? 84 00:03:56,321 --> 00:03:58,406 Both: “Oklahoma!" 85 00:03:58,407 --> 00:04:00,032 Oh, no! 86 00:04:00,033 --> 00:04:01,117 No way. 87 00:04:01,118 --> 00:04:02,243 So come on down, partner, 88 00:04:02,244 --> 00:04:04,203 and leave the ducks and geese at home. 89 00:04:04,204 --> 00:04:07,665 Oh, what a beautiful evening youfllhave. 90 00:04:07,666 --> 00:04:09,917 Both: Yeehaw! 91 00:04:10,919 --> 00:04:13,254 Okay, tickets are $2 at the box office. 92 00:04:13,255 --> 00:04:15,256 Don't miss it. It's a great show. 93 00:04:15,257 --> 00:04:17,675 Wow. You'd look good in that dress. 94 00:04:17,676 --> 00:04:18,760 Thanks. 95 00:04:18,761 --> 00:04:20,052 Hey. You guys wanna rehearse today? 96 00:04:20,053 --> 00:04:21,262 - Hell yeah. - Yeah? 97 00:04:21,263 --> 00:04:22,805 - Yeah. - Yeah, sure. 98 00:04:22,806 --> 00:04:24,140 Yeah? 99 00:04:24,141 --> 00:04:25,975 Oh, is this your guys' rock band? 100 00:04:27,394 --> 00:04:29,687 We got an audition for battle of the bands coming up. 101 00:04:29,688 --> 00:04:31,856 Man, winner gets 300 bucks. 102 00:04:31,857 --> 00:04:34,150 Oh, yeah! 103 00:04:34,151 --> 00:04:36,652 I bet you guys are really good. 104 00:04:36,653 --> 00:04:39,197 I don't think so. Come on. 105 00:04:39,198 --> 00:04:42,200 - Do you guys have a name? - Yeah. 106 00:04:42,201 --> 00:04:44,285 Creation. 107 00:04:44,286 --> 00:04:45,912 No, we don't have a name. 108 00:04:45,913 --> 00:04:48,039 Come on. I like that name. 109 00:04:48,040 --> 00:04:50,541 All right. 3:00. 110 00:04:50,542 --> 00:04:53,085 No. I gotta do something with Kim at 3:00. 111 00:04:53,086 --> 00:04:56,214 Ahh. How about 3:01? 112 00:04:56,215 --> 00:04:57,757 How about 3:15? 113 00:04:57,758 --> 00:04:59,634 I gotta fit in your mother. 114 00:04:59,635 --> 00:05:01,344 You wanna sleep with my mom? 115 00:05:01,345 --> 00:05:02,512 Mm-hmm. 116 00:05:04,056 --> 00:05:07,892 You know, to be honest, I don't smell so good. 117 00:05:07,893 --> 00:05:09,093 I could probably use a shower. 118 00:05:10,145 --> 00:05:12,230 We have to stick together. 119 00:05:12,231 --> 00:05:15,107 Hey, if we don't shower, 120 00:05:15,108 --> 00:05:18,027 then we are gonna stick together. 121 00:05:18,028 --> 00:05:19,737 You get it? 122 00:05:22,074 --> 00:05:24,033 Are you ladies having a nice time 123 00:05:24,034 --> 00:05:26,994 at the beauty parlor? 124 00:05:28,539 --> 00:05:29,997 You see, uh, Mr. Fredricks, 125 00:05:29,998 --> 00:05:31,917 the thing is that-Schweiber? 126 00:05:32,084 --> 00:05:35,086 I told you guys, everybody has to shower. 127 00:05:35,087 --> 00:05:37,171 Well, we-we didn't even sweat. 128 00:05:37,172 --> 00:05:38,673 Smell us. 129 00:05:38,674 --> 00:05:39,841 Uh, you know what, Weir? 130 00:05:39,842 --> 00:05:41,759 I'll put that on my "to do" list, all right? 131 00:05:41,760 --> 00:05:42,760 Fellas, hit the shower. 132 00:05:44,471 --> 00:05:46,639 Well, see, we're gonna be late for class, 133 00:05:46,640 --> 00:05:50,268 and I have an algebra test that I cannot make up. 134 00:05:50,269 --> 00:05:52,144 And I can't be late for class. 135 00:05:52,145 --> 00:05:54,272 Just go to class. 136 00:05:54,273 --> 00:05:55,565 All right. Go- 137 00:05:55,566 --> 00:05:57,108 tomorrow, you will get in the shower. 138 00:05:57,109 --> 00:05:59,278 And if you don't do it, I'm gonna know about it. 139 00:06:01,655 --> 00:06:03,990 That guy's really into making guys shower. 140 00:06:03,991 --> 00:06:06,952 Tell me about it. 141 00:06:09,997 --> 00:06:13,332 I've been waiting so long 142 00:06:13,333 --> 00:06:17,128 yes, I've been waiting solong 143 00:06:17,129 --> 00:06:20,131 I said, I've been waitin' too long 144 00:06:20,132 --> 00:06:23,593 to be where I'm goin' 145 00:06:23,594 --> 00:06:28,097 in the sunshine of your love 146 00:06:35,606 --> 00:06:37,607 - Ahh! - Good night, Detroit! 147 00:06:39,359 --> 00:06:43,070 Ahh! Yeah! 148 00:06:43,071 --> 00:06:46,157 That was amazing. 149 00:06:46,158 --> 00:06:49,118 Baby, you look so hot when you play. 150 00:06:49,119 --> 00:06:51,078 I wish I could smash this thing. 151 00:06:51,079 --> 00:06:53,164 Do it! Do it! 152 00:06:54,708 --> 00:06:55,875 What'd you think? 153 00:06:55,876 --> 00:06:57,001 That was pretty amazing, huh? 154 00:06:57,002 --> 00:06:58,044 That was really wild. 155 00:06:58,045 --> 00:07:00,171 Hey. Hey, hey, listen, uh, 156 00:07:00,172 --> 00:07:01,672 Lindsay came up with 157 00:07:01,673 --> 00:07:03,466 some great names for the band. 158 00:07:03,467 --> 00:07:05,134 Tell 'em, Lindsay. 159 00:07:05,135 --> 00:07:07,219 Oh, yeah? I hope it's something catchy, 160 00:07:07,220 --> 00:07:09,305 like, uh, the mathletes. 161 00:07:09,306 --> 00:07:11,934 All right. Let's hear 'em. 162 00:07:14,686 --> 00:07:16,979 Well, I thought the band needed a name 163 00:07:16,980 --> 00:07:19,231 that not only said who you were, 164 00:07:19,232 --> 00:07:22,234 but what you want to represent to the audience. 165 00:07:23,862 --> 00:07:25,613 Go tell 'em. 166 00:07:25,614 --> 00:07:27,406 Okay. Here's one. 167 00:07:27,407 --> 00:07:28,699 Mission control. 168 00:07:28,700 --> 00:07:30,910 - No way. - Why not? 169 00:07:30,911 --> 00:07:33,496 'Cause it sounds like some space thing. 170 00:07:33,497 --> 00:07:36,123 So? What's wrong with that? 171 00:07:36,124 --> 00:07:37,750 Space blows? 172 00:07:39,294 --> 00:07:41,504 Okay. Hey, tell 'em the next one that you thought up. 173 00:07:41,505 --> 00:07:42,797 You guys are gonna love this one. 174 00:07:42,798 --> 00:07:44,715 - Tell 'em. - Okay. 175 00:07:44,716 --> 00:07:46,425 Anarchy's child. 176 00:07:46,426 --> 00:07:48,469 No way! Boo! 177 00:07:50,722 --> 00:07:52,181 What does that even mean? 178 00:07:52,182 --> 00:07:53,474 I don't see you guys coming up 179 00:07:53,475 --> 00:07:55,559 with any names for the band. 180 00:07:55,560 --> 00:07:58,938 Hello, ladies, gentlemen. 181 00:07:58,939 --> 00:08:02,149 - All: Hello, Mr. Andopolis. - Hey, dad. 182 00:08:02,150 --> 00:08:04,110 I take it the symphony is over. 183 00:08:04,111 --> 00:08:05,736 I'm sorry, dad. We just finished. 184 00:08:05,737 --> 00:08:07,780 It sounded a lot better, though, right? 185 00:08:07,781 --> 00:08:11,242 Nick, can I talk to you for a moment? 186 00:08:11,243 --> 00:08:13,452 Yes, sir. 187 00:08:13,453 --> 00:08:15,831 I'll be upstairs. 188 00:08:21,169 --> 00:08:23,462 Ladies, gentlemen. 189 00:08:23,463 --> 00:08:24,630 Let's get outta here. 190 00:08:24,631 --> 00:08:27,258 Hey, uh, I'll just be a minute. 191 00:08:27,259 --> 00:08:29,010 Yeah, but he won't. 192 00:08:29,011 --> 00:08:29,970 Hey, I'm hungry. 193 00:08:29,971 --> 00:08:31,137 Can we get something to eat? 194 00:08:31,138 --> 00:08:32,221 Yeah. Let's go. 195 00:08:32,222 --> 00:08:34,098 Hey, you working the drivethrough? 196 00:08:34,099 --> 00:08:35,307 Yeah, in an hour. 197 00:08:35,308 --> 00:08:36,642 All right! Let's go there, 198 00:08:36,643 --> 00:08:37,852 get a bunch of free crap. 199 00:08:37,853 --> 00:08:39,645 You've got to at least buy a pop, man, 200 00:08:39,646 --> 00:08:40,813 or I'm gonna get caught. 201 00:08:40,814 --> 00:08:42,565 Hey, can't you just wait for me? 202 00:08:42,566 --> 00:08:44,525 Just meet us there. 203 00:08:44,526 --> 00:08:45,651 This is mission control, 204 00:08:45,652 --> 00:08:48,071 requesting permission to rock out. 205 00:08:51,241 --> 00:08:53,325 Hey, I'll wait for you. 206 00:08:53,326 --> 00:08:54,535 Yeah? 207 00:08:58,832 --> 00:09:01,459 Hey, dad, I know I'm not supposed to play past 5:00. 208 00:09:01,460 --> 00:09:03,002 I'm really sorry. 209 00:09:03,003 --> 00:09:05,212 Well, if you're sorry, you wouldn't keep doing this. 210 00:09:05,213 --> 00:09:08,299 I guess I just forgot to look at the clock. 211 00:09:08,300 --> 00:09:09,925 Nick, you're killing me here. 212 00:09:09,926 --> 00:09:12,011 Jeez, I keep trying to be a good guy. 213 00:09:12,012 --> 00:09:13,262 You're pushing me. 214 00:09:13,263 --> 00:09:14,722 I'm not pushing you, dad. 215 00:09:14,723 --> 00:09:17,183 You're pushing me, Nick. 216 00:09:17,184 --> 00:09:19,268 I want your drums out of the basement. 217 00:09:19,269 --> 00:09:22,605 Dad, you already made me move the drums out of the garage. 218 00:09:22,606 --> 00:09:23,856 Pi... 219 00:09:23,857 --> 00:09:25,399 Where am I supposed to put them 220 00:09:25,400 --> 00:09:27,401 if I can't keep them in the basement? 221 00:09:27,402 --> 00:09:29,737 Instead of practicing with your friends, 222 00:09:29,738 --> 00:09:32,281 why don't you try practicing at keeping your grades up? 223 00:09:32,282 --> 00:09:35,159 'Cause your 18th birthday is coming up fast. 224 00:09:35,160 --> 00:09:38,621 You've got to maintain a c+ average. 225 00:09:38,622 --> 00:09:39,705 You know our deal. 226 00:09:39,706 --> 00:09:40,873 Dad, I really- 227 00:09:40,874 --> 00:09:42,708 I don't wanna join the army, okay? 228 00:09:42,709 --> 00:09:44,335 I'm not cut out for the army. 229 00:09:44,336 --> 00:09:46,295 C+. 230 00:09:46,296 --> 00:09:48,422 It's not too much to ask for, Nick. 231 00:09:48,423 --> 00:09:49,965 I'm studying as hard as I can. 232 00:09:49,966 --> 00:09:51,467 Maybe I'm not smart enough or something, 233 00:09:51,468 --> 00:09:53,094 but I'm doing the best that I can. 234 00:09:53,095 --> 00:09:55,388 You're not working hard enough, Nick. 235 00:09:58,266 --> 00:10:00,143 Yes, sir. 236 00:10:03,313 --> 00:10:06,107 Dad? 237 00:10:06,108 --> 00:10:08,192 I really think that I can make it as a drummer. 238 00:10:08,193 --> 00:10:12,071 Nick, I really thought that I could walk on the moon, 239 00:10:12,072 --> 00:10:14,365 but you just don't see 240 00:10:14,366 --> 00:10:18,369 any moon rocks around here, do ya? 241 00:10:18,370 --> 00:10:20,247 Thanks for the talk, dad. 242 00:10:34,886 --> 00:10:37,721 Your mom cans her own vegetables? 243 00:10:49,943 --> 00:10:52,320 Are you okay? 244 00:10:56,199 --> 00:10:58,784 Look, why don't you go, um- 245 00:10:58,785 --> 00:11:02,288 why don't you go meet up with those other guys? 246 00:11:02,289 --> 00:11:05,167 Yeah, okay. 247 00:11:11,381 --> 00:11:13,465 Look, Nick, I couldn't help overhearing. 248 00:11:13,466 --> 00:11:15,217 And I know maybe it's none of my business, 249 00:11:15,218 --> 00:11:17,261 but you're the one who told me when I first met you 250 00:11:17,262 --> 00:11:18,721 that your drums are your reason for living, 251 00:11:18,722 --> 00:11:20,181 and I don't think you should let anyone 252 00:11:20,182 --> 00:11:21,265 talk you out of that. 253 00:11:21,266 --> 00:11:23,142 You just need to stick with it 254 00:11:23,143 --> 00:11:25,769 and prove everybody wrong. 255 00:11:25,770 --> 00:11:27,396 Is that really what you think? 256 00:11:27,397 --> 00:11:29,481 Absolutely. 257 00:11:29,482 --> 00:11:32,318 You can do whatever you want if you believe in yourself. 258 00:11:36,114 --> 00:11:39,533 No one's ever said that to me before. 259 00:11:39,534 --> 00:11:41,411 Well, it's true. 260 00:11:43,663 --> 00:11:45,290 Thank you. 261 00:11:46,625 --> 00:11:48,084 Lindsay, 262 00:11:48,293 --> 00:11:50,377 you're, like, the only person 263 00:11:50,378 --> 00:11:52,963 who's ever gotten what I'm about. 264 00:11:52,964 --> 00:11:56,301 Yeah, well, we're not that different. 265 00:11:56,509 --> 00:11:58,762 Except you're gonna be a famous drummer. 266 00:12:03,099 --> 00:12:06,435 Do you wanna come with me to meet up with those guys? 267 00:12:08,021 --> 00:12:10,022 All right. Let's go. 268 00:12:10,023 --> 00:12:13,067 I should probably change out of these shorts first. 269 00:12:13,068 --> 00:12:15,361 I think they look good. 270 00:12:15,362 --> 00:12:17,112 It's just a lot easier for me to drum 271 00:12:17,113 --> 00:12:19,366 without fabric around my thighs. 272 00:12:22,077 --> 00:12:24,578 This earth ball doesn't look like the earth. 273 00:12:24,579 --> 00:12:26,205 Whoa! 274 00:12:28,959 --> 00:12:33,212 That's it. I'm gonna die in gym glass. 275 00:12:35,382 --> 00:12:37,174 Guys, okay. Everybody hit the shower. 276 00:12:37,175 --> 00:12:38,926 Come on, that's it. Good job. 277 00:12:38,927 --> 00:12:41,387 Good job today. 278 00:12:45,225 --> 00:12:46,892 Come on, this is ridiculous. 279 00:12:46,893 --> 00:12:49,311 My hands are filthy. 280 00:12:49,312 --> 00:12:52,606 Yeah, and I can't say no to a long, luxurious shower. 281 00:12:52,607 --> 00:12:55,609 No! You can't! 282 00:12:55,610 --> 00:12:57,236 You're on your own. 283 00:12:57,237 --> 00:12:59,738 I'm farshtinkener and I'm showering. 284 00:12:59,739 --> 00:13:01,198 Oh, come on. Just one more day. 285 00:13:01,199 --> 00:13:02,241 Come on, one. 286 00:13:02,242 --> 00:13:03,909 Would you quit being such a baby? 287 00:13:03,910 --> 00:13:05,369 Just close your eyes, and it'll be over 288 00:13:05,370 --> 00:13:07,830 before you know it. 289 00:13:07,831 --> 00:13:09,456 I'm with him. 290 00:13:09,457 --> 00:13:11,917 Oh, thanks! 291 00:13:11,918 --> 00:13:13,210 You know? 292 00:13:13,211 --> 00:13:15,297 Friends. 293 00:13:17,757 --> 00:13:20,342 Hey, Sam. 294 00:13:20,343 --> 00:13:21,427 Are, uh- 295 00:13:21,428 --> 00:13:23,972 are you taking French next year? 296 00:13:26,266 --> 00:13:27,850 Uh- 297 00:13:27,851 --> 00:13:29,852 I don't know. 298 00:13:29,853 --> 00:13:33,189 I'm thinking of taking German, since I'm 1/4 German. 299 00:13:35,984 --> 00:13:37,985 C-Could you put on a towel? 300 00:13:37,986 --> 00:13:39,695 Why? 301 00:13:39,696 --> 00:13:40,904 Well- 302 00:13:40,905 --> 00:13:42,406 'Cause you're naked. 303 00:13:42,407 --> 00:13:45,701 Sam, our bodies are merely a shell 304 00:13:45,702 --> 00:13:47,494 which conceal our heavenly souls. 305 00:13:47,495 --> 00:13:49,121 Try not to get too uptight. 306 00:13:49,122 --> 00:13:50,332 Auf wiedersehen. 307 00:13:56,880 --> 00:13:59,506 When did you get chest hair? 308 00:13:59,507 --> 00:14:00,883 What? I have chest ha- 309 00:14:00,884 --> 00:14:03,594 Oh! Would you look at that? 310 00:14:03,595 --> 00:14:05,596 Gonna slow you down in the pool. 311 00:14:05,597 --> 00:14:08,015 So, you guys are gonna do it. 312 00:14:08,016 --> 00:14:09,350 I mean- 313 00:14:09,351 --> 00:14:11,518 you're gonna take a shower. 314 00:14:11,519 --> 00:14:13,103 It's just water. 315 00:14:13,104 --> 00:14:14,730 What could happen? 316 00:14:14,731 --> 00:14:18,401 Well, you could stop smelling like my butt, for one. 317 00:14:20,320 --> 00:14:21,528 Oh, shoot! 318 00:14:21,529 --> 00:14:22,988 I was gonna bring some Cologne. 319 00:14:22,989 --> 00:14:24,157 I completely forgot. 320 00:14:25,241 --> 00:14:26,325 Nail the geeks! 321 00:14:26,326 --> 00:14:28,494 No! Ow! Ow! Get away from me! 322 00:14:30,413 --> 00:14:32,623 Aah! Ow! 323 00:14:32,624 --> 00:14:35,626 Ow! Stop it! Stop! 324 00:14:35,627 --> 00:14:37,753 I hope I can still have kids. 325 00:14:37,754 --> 00:14:39,380 Come on. You got hit in the groin. 326 00:14:39,381 --> 00:14:41,382 You didn't have a hysterectomy. 327 00:14:41,383 --> 00:14:43,343 Ow! Oh, my god! 328 00:14:50,934 --> 00:14:53,602 Weir, what are you doing? 329 00:14:53,603 --> 00:14:56,063 Look at that head of hair, huh? 330 00:14:56,064 --> 00:14:57,231 You just get that cut? 331 00:14:57,232 --> 00:15:01,235 That is very stylish and very, very dry. 332 00:15:01,236 --> 00:15:03,404 Come on. I'm not going through this again. 333 00:15:03,405 --> 00:15:05,239 Off with the clothes and into the shower. 334 00:15:06,324 --> 00:15:07,325 What? 335 00:15:07,534 --> 00:15:09,702 I mean- 336 00:15:12,247 --> 00:15:14,456 I don't feel too well. 337 00:15:14,457 --> 00:15:16,375 You don't feel well. 338 00:15:16,376 --> 00:15:17,501 You think I'm new? 339 00:15:17,502 --> 00:15:19,711 Now, don't pull the fake sick crap on me. Come on. 340 00:15:19,712 --> 00:15:22,339 No, no, no. I-I am sick. 341 00:15:22,340 --> 00:15:23,924 I'm dizzy. 342 00:15:23,925 --> 00:15:25,509 And-and I have a headache. 343 00:15:25,510 --> 00:15:27,344 And I'm nauseous. 344 00:15:27,345 --> 00:15:28,345 All right, okay. 345 00:15:28,346 --> 00:15:29,721 Just go to the nurse's office. 346 00:15:29,722 --> 00:15:31,056 Thank you. 347 00:15:31,057 --> 00:15:33,225 Pick up the academy award on the way there, Weir. 348 00:15:33,226 --> 00:15:34,435 Sheesh. 349 00:15:34,436 --> 00:15:35,602 Schweiber, put on some clothes. 350 00:15:35,603 --> 00:15:38,481 You look like a 50-year-old man. 351 00:15:42,318 --> 00:15:45,404 Hey, I thought you guys were practicing today. 352 00:15:45,405 --> 00:15:46,864 Yeah. I don't know if those guys 353 00:15:46,865 --> 00:15:48,657 are coming or not. Um- 354 00:15:48,658 --> 00:15:50,993 they went down to the junkyard 355 00:15:50,994 --> 00:15:52,870 to get a carburetor for Kim's gremlin. 356 00:15:52,871 --> 00:15:56,415 Yeah, it might take awhile. 357 00:15:56,416 --> 00:15:57,583 What? 358 00:15:57,584 --> 00:16:00,002 No. I just- 359 00:16:00,003 --> 00:16:03,505 I think you guys need to rehearse more. 360 00:16:03,506 --> 00:16:06,967 I thought that you said that we were good. 361 00:16:06,968 --> 00:16:08,510 Yeah, but you guys aren't good enough 362 00:16:08,511 --> 00:16:10,554 to win any competitions. 363 00:16:10,555 --> 00:16:12,431 Thanks a lot, you know? 364 00:16:12,432 --> 00:16:13,891 Thanks a lot, Lindsay. 365 00:16:13,892 --> 00:16:15,601 No. I- 366 00:16:15,602 --> 00:16:18,187 well, I mean, it's true, Nick. 367 00:16:18,188 --> 00:16:20,314 If you wanna prove your dad wrong, 368 00:16:20,315 --> 00:16:23,484 then the band has to be really great, 369 00:16:23,485 --> 00:16:27,404 or else he's gonna send you to the army. 370 00:16:27,405 --> 00:16:30,699 I know. I know. 371 00:16:30,700 --> 00:16:34,828 You just need to work harder. 372 00:16:37,832 --> 00:16:39,166 Uh-huh. 373 00:16:39,167 --> 00:16:40,709 Yeah. When I was in the mathletes, 374 00:16:40,710 --> 00:16:44,338 we did logarithms until we couldn't see straight. 375 00:16:44,339 --> 00:16:46,089 You know, but it paid off. 376 00:16:46,090 --> 00:16:47,508 We were state champions, 377 00:16:47,509 --> 00:16:52,221 and we went to nationals two years in a row. 378 00:16:52,222 --> 00:16:54,014 Yeah. I don't know. 379 00:16:54,015 --> 00:16:55,975 Daniel isn't really into practicing. 380 00:16:56,142 --> 00:16:57,851 Well, who's the leader of this band? 381 00:16:57,852 --> 00:16:59,395 You or Daniel? 382 00:17:04,442 --> 00:17:05,734 Ooh, it's hot! 383 00:17:05,735 --> 00:17:07,069 It's smokin'- it's so hot 384 00:17:16,538 --> 00:17:18,414 On the drums. 385 00:17:25,380 --> 00:17:26,547 Thank you! 386 00:17:26,548 --> 00:17:28,841 I like it fast. 387 00:17:30,093 --> 00:17:34,304 Hey, uh, listen, guys. 388 00:17:34,305 --> 00:17:36,306 Listen, uh, 389 00:17:36,307 --> 00:17:37,307 that wasn't very good. 390 00:17:37,308 --> 00:17:39,518 Let's try it again. 391 00:17:39,519 --> 00:17:40,769 What? 392 00:17:40,770 --> 00:17:43,689 Let's, uh, try “sunshine of your love" again. 393 00:17:43,690 --> 00:17:45,440 Well, we just played it, man. 394 00:17:45,441 --> 00:17:46,733 Why would we do it again? 395 00:17:46,734 --> 00:17:49,778 'Cause it wasn't, uh it wasn't right, man. 396 00:17:49,779 --> 00:17:51,363 It was really sloppy, 397 00:17:51,364 --> 00:17:54,157 and it didn't really sound anything like the record, so- 398 00:17:54,158 --> 00:17:56,827 I don't care what the record sounds like, okay? 399 00:17:56,828 --> 00:17:58,829 We play it the way we play it. 400 00:17:58,830 --> 00:18:01,039 Are you still buyin' pot from the same guy? 401 00:18:01,040 --> 00:18:02,666 You mean me? 402 00:18:02,667 --> 00:18:04,001 Look, guys. 403 00:18:04,002 --> 00:18:06,712 I just wanna play the song right, you know? 404 00:18:06,713 --> 00:18:08,880 Look, any way we play is the right way. 405 00:18:08,881 --> 00:18:10,882 Not if we want to get into battle of the bands- 406 00:18:10,883 --> 00:18:15,512 I could give a crap about battle of the bands! 407 00:18:15,513 --> 00:18:17,682 Who cares? 408 00:18:22,895 --> 00:18:24,772 You were right, Lindsay. 409 00:18:28,443 --> 00:18:31,737 Right about what? 410 00:18:31,738 --> 00:18:34,699 Please. Do tell. 411 00:18:36,576 --> 00:18:37,701 I'll tell you. 412 00:18:37,702 --> 00:18:40,454 That you guys don't care, you know? 413 00:18:40,455 --> 00:18:43,457 Look, maybe you guys are just screwin' around, 414 00:18:43,458 --> 00:18:47,127 but I-I want us to be good, you know? 415 00:18:47,128 --> 00:18:49,338 I'm tired of sucking at everything in my life, 416 00:18:49,339 --> 00:18:51,923 and I wanna nail that audition, all right? 417 00:18:51,924 --> 00:18:54,009 But we're not gonna nail that audition 418 00:18:54,010 --> 00:18:56,428 unless we play the songs over and over and over again 419 00:18:56,429 --> 00:18:58,513 until they're perfect. 420 00:18:58,514 --> 00:18:59,806 All right, Daniel? 421 00:18:59,807 --> 00:19:02,517 So can we just play the song right once? 422 00:19:02,518 --> 00:19:04,354 Please? 423 00:19:06,606 --> 00:19:09,192 All right? 424 00:19:16,074 --> 00:19:17,949 Let's play the stupid song. 425 00:19:17,950 --> 00:19:19,493 Thank you. 426 00:19:21,621 --> 00:19:23,955 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! 427 00:19:23,956 --> 00:19:26,792 Did you hear any sticks, man? 428 00:19:26,793 --> 00:19:29,295 Wait for my sticks, all right? 429 00:19:30,672 --> 00:19:32,506 Gee, this is really fun, guys. 430 00:19:32,507 --> 00:19:35,385 I'm glad we have a band. 431 00:19:46,979 --> 00:19:51,316 I've been waiting so long 432 00:19:51,317 --> 00:19:55,654 to be where I'm going 433 00:19:55,655 --> 00:19:58,615 in the sunshine of your 434 00:19:58,616 --> 00:20:02,954 love 435 00:20:06,290 --> 00:20:07,624 Wow, that sucked. 436 00:20:07,625 --> 00:20:09,167 Royally. 437 00:20:09,168 --> 00:20:10,252 No, wait-hey. 438 00:20:10,253 --> 00:20:11,920 Hey, it sounded better. 439 00:20:11,921 --> 00:20:13,588 Yeah, it really did sound better. 440 00:20:13,589 --> 00:20:15,215 Oh, did it, Lindsay? 441 00:20:15,216 --> 00:20:17,551 Do you approve? 442 00:20:17,552 --> 00:20:18,969 Come on, Daniel. 443 00:20:18,970 --> 00:20:20,345 I'm outta here. 444 00:20:20,346 --> 00:20:22,264 You're a piece of work, Lindsay. 445 00:20:22,265 --> 00:20:23,682 Daniel, where you going? 446 00:20:23,683 --> 00:20:24,808 Anywhere! 447 00:20:24,809 --> 00:20:26,643 We need to rehearse more, Daniel! 448 00:20:26,644 --> 00:20:28,437 No, you need to rehearse more. 449 00:20:28,438 --> 00:20:30,021 We need to get the hell out of here. 450 00:20:30,022 --> 00:20:31,940 I hate this song now. We played it, like, six times. 451 00:20:31,941 --> 00:20:33,400 I never wanna hear it again. 452 00:20:33,401 --> 00:20:36,027 It sounded better. 453 00:20:36,028 --> 00:20:37,487 Who cares, man? 454 00:20:37,488 --> 00:20:40,282 We're in a paneled basement, not the silverdome. 455 00:20:40,283 --> 00:20:43,869 You know, you and yoko here have turned music into school. 456 00:20:43,870 --> 00:20:45,120 What are you gonna do, 457 00:20:45,121 --> 00:20:46,705 start handing out band homework? 458 00:20:46,706 --> 00:20:49,166 I just wanna play the song right, Daniel! 459 00:20:49,167 --> 00:20:50,667 Then go join the marching band, geek. 460 00:20:50,668 --> 00:20:52,294 You know what? Shut up! 461 00:20:52,295 --> 00:20:53,503 At least the marching band can 462 00:20:53,504 --> 00:20:54,838 play something right twice in a row! 463 00:20:54,839 --> 00:20:56,757 You are a dumb ass, andopolis! 464 00:20:56,758 --> 00:20:58,925 Rock 'n' roll don't come from your brain. 465 00:20:58,926 --> 00:21:00,635 It comes from your crotch. 466 00:21:00,636 --> 00:21:02,637 And if you ever got any, Mr. Cute shorts, 467 00:21:02,638 --> 00:21:03,805 you'd know that. 468 00:21:03,806 --> 00:21:04,931 Let's get out of here. 469 00:21:04,932 --> 00:21:06,057 I quit. 470 00:21:06,058 --> 00:21:07,267 Fine! 471 00:21:07,268 --> 00:21:08,977 I guess that means I quit. 472 00:21:08,978 --> 00:21:11,980 Fine! Quit! 473 00:21:11,981 --> 00:21:15,401 You're not even good enough to be in creation! 474 00:21:21,699 --> 00:21:24,285 Thanks a lot, Lindsay. 475 00:21:30,875 --> 00:21:32,793 I don't get it. 476 00:21:32,794 --> 00:21:35,128 What do they have that we don't? 477 00:21:35,129 --> 00:21:36,463 Good bodies. 478 00:21:36,464 --> 00:21:39,800 So he can throw her over his shoulder? 479 00:21:39,801 --> 00:21:41,510 Big deal. 480 00:21:41,511 --> 00:21:44,221 He should use his legs more. 481 00:21:44,222 --> 00:21:46,431 He's gonna throw out his back. 482 00:21:46,432 --> 00:21:48,183 I don't know. I mean- 483 00:21:48,184 --> 00:21:49,684 my mom says that women prefer 484 00:21:49,685 --> 00:21:52,229 guys with a good sense of humor. 485 00:21:52,230 --> 00:21:53,772 But you're not very funny. 486 00:21:53,773 --> 00:21:56,024 Screw you. I'm hilarious. 487 00:21:56,025 --> 00:21:58,652 Ooh, how witty. 488 00:21:58,653 --> 00:22:01,696 Get this guy on “Hollywood squares." 489 00:22:01,697 --> 00:22:04,282 I overheard that Todd shellinger 490 00:22:04,283 --> 00:22:07,118 takes off his shirt when he makes out. 491 00:22:07,119 --> 00:22:08,703 Why would he do that? 492 00:22:08,704 --> 00:22:10,330 Why would anybody do that? 493 00:22:10,331 --> 00:22:11,915 Probably to show off his chest hair. 494 00:22:11,916 --> 00:22:13,834 I know that's what I'm gonna do. 495 00:22:15,002 --> 00:22:17,087 Go ahead, laugh, 496 00:22:17,088 --> 00:22:21,800 but all cool guys have hairy chests: 497 00:22:21,801 --> 00:22:25,262 Selleck, Reynolds, rockford. 498 00:22:25,263 --> 00:22:27,097 Hey, what about mork? 499 00:22:27,098 --> 00:22:28,849 He's got more hair on his hand 500 00:22:28,850 --> 00:22:30,433 than Sam has in his pits. 501 00:22:30,434 --> 00:22:32,060 Shut up! 502 00:22:36,941 --> 00:22:39,693 Will girls ever like us? 503 00:22:39,694 --> 00:22:42,696 I think our best play is to go for 504 00:22:42,697 --> 00:22:46,533 the smart, sexy librarian type. 505 00:22:46,534 --> 00:22:48,577 You know, she's sweet and shy, 506 00:22:48,578 --> 00:22:50,745 but then she takes off her glasses and 507 00:22:52,874 --> 00:22:55,458 Like Bailey on “wkrp in Cincinnati." 508 00:22:56,711 --> 00:23:00,505 But Cindy Sanders is like a librarian type. 509 00:23:00,506 --> 00:23:04,134 Yeah. Librarian for the playboy mansion. 510 00:23:04,135 --> 00:23:07,221 This push-up's too hard to push up. 511 00:23:09,891 --> 00:23:11,808 Oh! 512 00:23:11,809 --> 00:23:14,769 - Oh, man! - Gross! 513 00:23:14,770 --> 00:23:16,813 Oh, you're sick. 514 00:23:19,275 --> 00:23:21,359 Oh, my god. It's cold. 515 00:23:39,879 --> 00:23:42,715 So, where is everybody? 516 00:23:43,925 --> 00:23:45,842 No idea. 517 00:23:45,843 --> 00:23:48,136 Well, that's kinda weird, isn't it? 518 00:23:48,137 --> 00:23:50,764 I mean, that no one is around, 519 00:23:50,765 --> 00:23:54,644 not that you don't have any idea where anyone is. 520 00:23:58,814 --> 00:24:01,399 I'm gonna go. 521 00:24:01,400 --> 00:24:03,610 Hey, Lindsay. 522 00:24:03,611 --> 00:24:05,195 Thanks for breaking up the band. 523 00:24:05,196 --> 00:24:06,404 What? 524 00:24:06,405 --> 00:24:07,822 What? 525 00:24:07,823 --> 00:24:09,616 I didn't break up the band. 526 00:24:09,617 --> 00:24:13,161 I just thought you guys should learn one song. 527 00:24:13,162 --> 00:24:14,621 So, you admit it. 528 00:24:14,622 --> 00:24:17,248 Yes, I admit it. I- 529 00:24:17,249 --> 00:24:18,959 god! How could I be so awful 530 00:24:18,960 --> 00:24:21,544 to suggest that you actually play an entire song 531 00:24:21,545 --> 00:24:24,464 correctly all the way through? 532 00:24:24,465 --> 00:24:27,676 God knows zeppelin only plays half of “stairway to heaven," 533 00:24:27,677 --> 00:24:30,680 and the who never even practices “teenage wasteland." 534 00:24:31,764 --> 00:24:34,557 “Baba o'Riley." 535 00:24:34,558 --> 00:24:36,435 What? 536 00:24:39,397 --> 00:24:43,650 The name of the song is “baba o'Riley." 537 00:24:43,651 --> 00:24:46,529 - Oh. - It's on “who's next?" 538 00:24:59,667 --> 00:25:01,334 You know, I didn't break up the band. 539 00:25:01,335 --> 00:25:03,753 I just wanted to help Nick. 540 00:25:03,754 --> 00:25:05,422 Nick doesn't need any help. 541 00:25:05,423 --> 00:25:06,506 How can you say that? 542 00:25:06,507 --> 00:25:08,174 If he doesn't make it as a drummer, 543 00:25:08,175 --> 00:25:09,884 then he has to go into the army. 544 00:25:09,885 --> 00:25:11,136 What? 545 00:25:11,137 --> 00:25:13,763 He's not gonna make it as a drummer. 546 00:25:13,764 --> 00:25:15,515 So why don't you just let him have some fun 547 00:25:15,516 --> 00:25:17,976 before he has to ship off? 548 00:25:17,977 --> 00:25:21,187 Yeah? Well, you sound just like his dad. 549 00:25:21,188 --> 00:25:23,606 Well, maybe his dad is right. 550 00:25:23,607 --> 00:25:26,360 I can't believe you're saying that. 551 00:25:27,820 --> 00:25:30,865 Lindsay, he's not gonna be the next Keith moon. 552 00:25:31,115 --> 00:25:33,700 So if he's got some place to go that's gonna take care of him, 553 00:25:33,701 --> 00:25:35,535 why don't you just stay out of his way? 554 00:25:35,536 --> 00:25:38,204 Daniel, that is not how it has to be. 555 00:25:38,205 --> 00:25:40,415 Oh. 556 00:25:40,416 --> 00:25:43,126 Okay. 557 00:25:50,301 --> 00:25:51,926 Schweiber. 558 00:25:51,927 --> 00:25:52,927 Here. 559 00:25:53,054 --> 00:25:56,015 - Trinsky. - Ich bin hier. 560 00:26:00,519 --> 00:26:03,146 Anybody seen Weir? 561 00:26:04,565 --> 00:26:06,399 Yeah, man, and this kid, 562 00:26:06,400 --> 00:26:10,904 he was, like, “redrum! Redrum!" 563 00:26:10,905 --> 00:26:13,698 Get it, man, redrum's "murder" backwards. 564 00:26:13,699 --> 00:26:14,866 Hey! Come on. 565 00:26:14,867 --> 00:26:16,201 This ain't tea with the queen. 566 00:26:16,202 --> 00:26:17,535 You leave now, you're still 10 minutes 567 00:26:17,536 --> 00:26:18,496 late to class. 568 00:26:18,497 --> 00:26:20,372 Come on, let's go. 569 00:26:20,581 --> 00:26:21,332 Redrum. 570 00:26:21,540 --> 00:26:23,334 Ah, get out of here, you nut! 571 00:26:33,844 --> 00:26:35,805 Who's in there? 572 00:26:41,102 --> 00:26:43,186 Hey, you know it's a little easier 573 00:26:43,187 --> 00:26:45,689 if you sit down and drop your pants. 574 00:26:55,533 --> 00:26:58,410 So, uh, how come you weren't in English today? 575 00:27:00,621 --> 00:27:02,163 I bailed. 576 00:27:02,164 --> 00:27:05,291 The, uh, whole band breaking up thing 577 00:27:05,292 --> 00:27:06,626 has gotten me really down. 578 00:27:06,627 --> 00:27:07,461 You know? 579 00:27:07,462 --> 00:27:09,295 Yeah, well, it shouldn't. 580 00:27:09,296 --> 00:27:11,047 And it wasn't a real band. 581 00:27:11,048 --> 00:27:12,674 Those guys were just screwing around. 582 00:27:12,675 --> 00:27:14,555 You're the only one trying to be a professional. 583 00:27:17,638 --> 00:27:21,307 I still don't have a band though, you know? 584 00:27:21,308 --> 00:27:25,937 Well, maybe you could join this one. 585 00:27:25,938 --> 00:27:28,566 What are you talking about? 586 00:27:31,527 --> 00:27:34,154 Dimension is looking for a new drummer? 587 00:27:34,155 --> 00:27:36,114 Yeah, it was up at the record store. 588 00:27:36,115 --> 00:27:38,783 These guys are, like, the top working band in Detroit! 589 00:27:38,784 --> 00:27:42,120 I saw them open for Jethro tull at cobo hall last year. 590 00:27:42,121 --> 00:27:43,496 Tull could barely follow them. 591 00:27:43,497 --> 00:27:44,998 Oh, man! 592 00:27:44,999 --> 00:27:49,127 You could be getting paid to drum, like a real job. 593 00:27:49,128 --> 00:27:51,254 Oh, hell, yeah! 594 00:27:51,255 --> 00:27:52,630 Oh, man, I gotta go call these guys 595 00:27:52,631 --> 00:27:53,882 and set up an audition. 596 00:27:53,883 --> 00:27:56,551 And then I gotta go practice. It's- 597 00:27:56,552 --> 00:27:58,261 it's not 5:00 yet, is it? 598 00:27:58,262 --> 00:28:00,680 - Mm-mm. - Yeah! 599 00:28:00,681 --> 00:28:02,600 Oh! 600 00:28:06,604 --> 00:28:07,687 Thank you. 601 00:28:07,688 --> 00:28:08,855 You're welcome. 602 00:28:08,856 --> 00:28:13,234 I don't want to get naked in front of other guys. 603 00:28:13,235 --> 00:28:14,903 Well, who does? 604 00:28:14,904 --> 00:28:17,989 Do you know how many men have seen me naked in my lifetime? 605 00:28:19,867 --> 00:28:22,410 Do you think I'm comfortable with it? 606 00:28:22,411 --> 00:28:24,662 No, but I live with it. 607 00:28:24,663 --> 00:28:27,457 I just don't want them to tease me. 608 00:28:27,458 --> 00:28:29,000 Oh, who would tease you? 609 00:28:29,001 --> 00:28:31,336 All right, look, here's what you do. 610 00:28:31,337 --> 00:28:34,756 You tell them you're proud of your body. 611 00:28:34,757 --> 00:28:35,840 That'll show 'em. 612 00:28:35,841 --> 00:28:41,471 Sam, you have a beautiful body. 613 00:28:41,472 --> 00:28:42,765 Doesn't he, Harold? 614 00:28:44,683 --> 00:28:46,684 I just said he had a beautiful body. 615 00:28:46,685 --> 00:28:49,020 Those other boys are probably just jealous. 616 00:28:49,021 --> 00:28:51,606 Lindsay, tell your brother what a beautiful body he has. 617 00:28:51,607 --> 00:28:53,900 - Mom! - Mom! 618 00:28:53,901 --> 00:28:55,777 - Lindsay. - What? 619 00:28:55,778 --> 00:28:57,904 Your mother asked you to tell your brother 620 00:28:57,905 --> 00:28:59,364 that he has a beautiful body. 621 00:28:59,365 --> 00:29:01,699 That is so stupid. 622 00:29:01,700 --> 00:29:03,743 Lindsay, tell him. 623 00:29:03,744 --> 00:29:04,869 It's not gonna help him. 624 00:29:04,870 --> 00:29:07,288 Lindsay, just say the words. 625 00:29:07,289 --> 00:29:09,166 It'll make him feel better. 626 00:29:11,752 --> 00:29:13,670 Sam, 627 00:29:13,671 --> 00:29:15,588 you have a beautiful body. 628 00:29:15,589 --> 00:29:19,509 You're an Adonis, a slab of beef. 629 00:29:19,510 --> 00:29:21,219 If I wasn't your sister 630 00:29:21,220 --> 00:29:22,804 oh, my god. 631 00:29:22,805 --> 00:29:24,430 Lindsay, can it! 632 00:29:24,431 --> 00:29:27,309 See, sweetheart? 633 00:29:53,669 --> 00:29:54,794 That was great, Paul. 634 00:29:54,795 --> 00:29:56,129 We'll be in touch. 635 00:29:56,130 --> 00:30:00,508 I never played on a drum kit this small before. 636 00:30:00,509 --> 00:30:02,218 I'm sure it'll be fine. 637 00:30:02,219 --> 00:30:04,512 Hey, are you Nick? 638 00:30:09,810 --> 00:30:12,145 - Hey, I'm Scott. - Hello, Scott. 639 00:30:12,146 --> 00:30:13,521 This is Alex, and that's Vance. 640 00:30:13,522 --> 00:30:15,481 Hey, Alex. Hello, Vance. 641 00:30:15,482 --> 00:30:17,400 - How's it goin', man? - Great. 642 00:30:17,401 --> 00:30:19,402 I hope this kit's okay with you. 643 00:30:19,403 --> 00:30:21,070 Oh, yeah. No, it's fine. 644 00:30:21,071 --> 00:30:23,489 The one I normally play on is a lot bigger. 645 00:30:23,490 --> 00:30:24,824 Oh, wow, really? How many piece? 646 00:30:24,825 --> 00:30:25,950 29. 647 00:30:25,951 --> 00:30:27,660 Whoa! 648 00:30:27,661 --> 00:30:29,037 29-piece kit. 649 00:30:29,038 --> 00:30:30,288 Wow, what are you doing here? 650 00:30:30,289 --> 00:30:31,456 You should be auditioning us. 651 00:30:31,457 --> 00:30:34,208 Psh. Yeah, right. Right? 652 00:30:35,586 --> 00:30:37,754 I saw you guys open for Jethro tull 653 00:30:37,755 --> 00:30:39,423 at cobo hall last year. 654 00:30:39,631 --> 00:30:40,840 You guys blew them away. 655 00:30:40,841 --> 00:30:42,508 Yeah, well, you must've been there Friday night, 656 00:30:42,509 --> 00:30:44,429 'cause Saturday night we got booed off the stage. 657 00:30:44,470 --> 00:30:46,929 We didn't get booed off the stage. 658 00:30:48,390 --> 00:30:50,475 So what do you say? You wanna jam or what? 659 00:30:50,476 --> 00:30:51,893 Yeah! 660 00:30:52,729 --> 00:30:54,187 Let's rock it, man. 661 00:30:54,188 --> 00:30:56,731 Cool. Jump on. 662 00:30:56,732 --> 00:30:57,732 You call the tune. 663 00:30:58,650 --> 00:31:00,443 Um, how about a little cream? 664 00:31:00,444 --> 00:31:02,862 Yeah, let's do “crossroads." 665 00:31:02,863 --> 00:31:05,615 What do you, uh-what about “sunshine of your love"? 666 00:31:05,616 --> 00:31:07,950 I hate that song. Let's do “crossroads." 667 00:31:11,163 --> 00:31:12,372 No problem. All right. 668 00:31:12,373 --> 00:31:14,249 Count it off, my man. 669 00:31:17,586 --> 00:31:19,420 All right. 670 00:31:35,604 --> 00:31:38,189 That was good, but let's try it a little bit tighter. 671 00:31:38,190 --> 00:31:40,149 - Tighter? - Yeah. 672 00:31:40,150 --> 00:31:41,317 All right. Let's do it. 673 00:31:41,318 --> 00:31:42,361 - Count it off. - Right. 674 00:31:53,789 --> 00:31:56,541 Hold it. Yeah, hold it. 675 00:31:56,542 --> 00:32:01,921 Hold on. Let's try it just a little bit quicker pace. 676 00:32:01,922 --> 00:32:03,673 Oh, a quicker pace. 677 00:32:03,674 --> 00:32:06,301 - Yeah, just a little bit. - Okay. 678 00:32:10,305 --> 00:32:12,265 Sorry 'bout that. Ready? 679 00:32:12,266 --> 00:32:13,433 All right, here we go. 680 00:32:13,434 --> 00:32:14,893 Count it off. 681 00:32:35,664 --> 00:32:38,458 I went down to the crossroads 682 00:32:38,459 --> 00:32:43,588 got down on my knees 683 00:32:43,589 --> 00:32:44,881 got to the crossroads 684 00:32:44,882 --> 00:32:49,177 dropped down on my knees 685 00:32:49,178 --> 00:32:51,554 asked the lord above for mercy 686 00:32:51,555 --> 00:32:54,391 save me if you please 687 00:32:59,146 --> 00:33:01,898 - Great. - All right. Great job, man. 688 00:33:05,486 --> 00:33:07,278 What do you mean? That's it? 689 00:33:07,279 --> 00:33:08,362 What, that's it? 690 00:33:08,363 --> 00:33:10,781 Yeah. Thanks a lot. 691 00:33:10,782 --> 00:33:12,241 I- I, uh- 692 00:33:12,242 --> 00:33:14,785 hey, uh, good luck with that 29-piecer, man. 693 00:33:14,786 --> 00:33:19,499 Maybe someday, you'll knock it up to an even 30. 694 00:33:19,500 --> 00:33:21,376 Thanks. 695 00:33:35,974 --> 00:33:39,685 So, what are you gonna do now? 696 00:33:39,686 --> 00:33:43,064 Join the army, I guess. 697 00:33:43,065 --> 00:33:45,983 No. I mean, right now. 698 00:33:45,984 --> 00:33:48,402 Do you want to go to the record store or anything? 699 00:33:48,403 --> 00:33:50,029 I suck, Lindsay. 700 00:33:50,030 --> 00:33:51,907 No, you don't. 701 00:33:53,867 --> 00:33:56,077 You were in there with me, right? 702 00:33:56,078 --> 00:33:59,455 You-you heard me playing? 703 00:33:59,456 --> 00:34:01,958 I was a joke. 704 00:34:01,959 --> 00:34:03,960 You know, Nick, those guys 705 00:34:03,961 --> 00:34:06,796 are five years older than you. 706 00:34:06,797 --> 00:34:11,551 In five years, you're gonna be way better than they are. 707 00:34:11,552 --> 00:34:13,804 No, I'm not. 708 00:34:17,516 --> 00:34:19,267 Sometimes I go down in my basement, 709 00:34:19,268 --> 00:34:21,435 and I put on a live album, 710 00:34:21,436 --> 00:34:23,313 I can see myself on the stage. 711 00:34:24,398 --> 00:34:26,023 Do you understand what I mean? 712 00:34:26,024 --> 00:34:27,233 I can see it. 713 00:34:27,234 --> 00:34:28,651 And I'm playing a ten minute solo, 714 00:34:28,652 --> 00:34:31,654 and I'm on one of those hydraulic risers, you know, 715 00:34:31,655 --> 00:34:33,489 that make the drum kit go way up high, 716 00:34:33,490 --> 00:34:36,451 like I'm Peter criss or something. 717 00:34:38,745 --> 00:34:40,664 Oh, man. 718 00:34:44,418 --> 00:34:46,794 I'm not gonna be that guy. 719 00:34:46,795 --> 00:34:50,548 I'm never gonna be that guy. 720 00:34:50,549 --> 00:34:52,550 I'll be lucky if I get to be the guy 721 00:34:52,551 --> 00:34:54,927 who pushes the button and makes the riser go up, 722 00:34:54,928 --> 00:34:56,804 but I'm not even gonna be that guy. 723 00:34:56,805 --> 00:34:58,514 I'm not even gonna be that guy 724 00:34:58,515 --> 00:35:01,100 'cause I can't even keep a c+ average, man. 725 00:35:01,101 --> 00:35:03,853 Well, Nick, I could- 726 00:35:03,854 --> 00:35:06,105 I can help you get your grades up. 727 00:35:06,106 --> 00:35:09,400 He's gonna make me join the army. 728 00:35:09,401 --> 00:35:12,570 Oh, man, I'm gonna have to join the army. 729 00:35:12,571 --> 00:35:14,905 I'm gonna be surrounded by a group of psychopaths 730 00:35:14,906 --> 00:35:18,326 like my brothers and like my dad. 731 00:35:18,327 --> 00:35:21,579 Nick, come on. 732 00:35:21,580 --> 00:35:24,957 That's not gonna happen to you. 733 00:35:24,958 --> 00:35:26,667 I wouldn't let it. 734 00:35:26,668 --> 00:35:29,754 Oh, my god. 735 00:35:29,755 --> 00:35:33,007 I'm done, man. 736 00:35:33,008 --> 00:35:34,885 I'm done. 737 00:36:20,764 --> 00:36:22,891 I in a white room 738 00:36:23,100 --> 00:36:25,351 I with black curtains 739 00:36:25,352 --> 00:36:29,564 I near the station 740 00:36:29,773 --> 00:36:31,858 j“ blackroof country, 741 00:36:32,067 --> 00:36:33,901 I no gold pavements, 742 00:36:33,902 --> 00:36:38,656 j“ tired starlings 743 00:36:38,657 --> 00:36:40,617 j“ silver horses 744 00:36:40,826 --> 00:36:46,373 I ran down moonbeams in your dark eyes 745 00:36:46,581 --> 00:36:51,503 j“ dawnlight smiles on you leaving, 746 00:36:51,712 --> 00:36:55,006 I my contentment 747 00:36:58,009 --> 00:36:59,677 what is wrong with them? 748 00:36:59,678 --> 00:37:01,637 Why do they think that hitting people with towels 749 00:37:01,638 --> 00:37:03,180 is still funny? 750 00:37:03,181 --> 00:37:06,058 If it wasn't us 751 00:37:06,059 --> 00:37:09,645 It would be kinda funny. 752 00:37:09,646 --> 00:37:11,523 Afternoon, gentlemen. 753 00:37:13,525 --> 00:37:16,652 Hev, have you lost weight? 754 00:37:16,653 --> 00:37:18,572 Shut up! 755 00:37:20,741 --> 00:37:22,283 Get out of my way. 756 00:37:22,284 --> 00:37:24,411 I'm gonna take a shower. 757 00:37:28,123 --> 00:37:31,333 Look who finally decided to take a shower. 758 00:37:31,334 --> 00:37:33,252 Nice pecs, Weir. 759 00:37:33,253 --> 00:37:35,421 You look like a flatchested girl. 760 00:37:35,422 --> 00:37:38,340 Flatchested girl. 761 00:37:38,341 --> 00:37:41,177 Well, I'm proud of my body. 762 00:37:41,178 --> 00:37:43,929 Oh, he's proud of his body. 763 00:37:43,930 --> 00:37:46,265 Oh, well, you should be proud. Look at this. 764 00:37:46,266 --> 00:37:47,391 Get out of my way. 765 00:37:47,392 --> 00:37:48,953 Maybe you should show it to everybody then, 766 00:37:48,977 --> 00:37:51,395 - huh, Weir? - What are you doing? 767 00:37:51,396 --> 00:37:54,899 Come on, guys. Guys, come on, don't- 768 00:37:54,900 --> 00:37:57,152 I wouldn't want you to miss class. 769 00:38:00,238 --> 00:38:01,530 Oh, come on! 770 00:38:03,325 --> 00:38:05,868 Let me in! Mr. Fredricks! 771 00:38:05,869 --> 00:38:08,162 So, uh, how long have you been teaching? 772 00:38:08,163 --> 00:38:09,205 Two months. 773 00:38:09,206 --> 00:38:11,248 Two months? Do you like it? 774 00:38:11,249 --> 00:38:12,625 I love it. I love it, too. 775 00:38:12,626 --> 00:38:14,335 Mr. Fredricks! 776 00:38:14,336 --> 00:38:16,378 Oh, I'm sorry, Weir. 777 00:38:16,379 --> 00:38:19,216 I forgot to take that! 778 00:38:21,510 --> 00:38:22,510 God! 779 00:38:31,812 --> 00:38:33,187 Got some shorts in my locker. 780 00:38:33,188 --> 00:38:35,189 J“ one step beyond 781 00:38:49,204 --> 00:38:51,081 Why? 782 00:38:54,292 --> 00:38:56,085 Sam, Alan's gone. 783 00:38:56,086 --> 00:38:58,254 It's all clear, you can come back now. 784 00:38:58,255 --> 00:39:00,799 J“ one step beyond 785 00:39:02,467 --> 00:39:03,926 hey, Lindsay. 786 00:39:03,927 --> 00:39:06,053 - Hey. 787 00:39:06,054 --> 00:39:08,430 Can I, uh-can I talk to you for a second? 788 00:39:08,431 --> 00:39:10,307 Yeah. Sure. 789 00:39:10,308 --> 00:39:12,060 Yeah? Come on. 790 00:39:16,314 --> 00:39:17,398 Strea ker! 791 00:39:17,399 --> 00:39:19,150 Go, Sam! Go! 792 00:39:35,542 --> 00:39:37,836 J“ one step beyond 793 00:39:39,921 --> 00:39:40,963 but where you from? 794 00:39:40,964 --> 00:39:42,089 I'm from here. 795 00:39:42,090 --> 00:39:43,549 I actually live down the street. 796 00:39:43,550 --> 00:39:44,758 You're from right here? 797 00:39:44,759 --> 00:39:45,927 - Yeah, yeah. - Oh, my- 798 00:39:48,346 --> 00:39:51,473 yeah, right. You know- 799 00:39:51,474 --> 00:39:54,393 oh, jeez. 800 00:39:54,394 --> 00:39:56,061 J“ one step beyond 801 00:39:56,062 --> 00:40:00,107 well, what the hell are you looking at? 802 00:40:00,108 --> 00:40:03,987 Weir, the shower's that way. 803 00:40:07,532 --> 00:40:09,366 I just wanted you to know I can't stop 804 00:40:09,367 --> 00:40:10,993 thinking about that kiss. 805 00:40:10,994 --> 00:40:14,705 Oh, good. 806 00:40:14,706 --> 00:40:17,625 It really meant a lot to me. 807 00:40:17,626 --> 00:40:19,628 I'm glad. 808 00:40:22,047 --> 00:40:23,923 Let's, uh, go out to the patio. 809 00:40:23,924 --> 00:40:25,424 Pafio? 810 00:40:25,425 --> 00:40:27,009 I thought you were fighting with those guys. 811 00:40:27,010 --> 00:40:29,053 Yeah, we were, but not anymore. 812 00:40:29,054 --> 00:40:30,387 We fight like that all the time. 813 00:40:30,388 --> 00:40:32,389 - It doesn't mean anything. - Oh. 814 00:40:32,390 --> 00:40:34,099 They heard what happened at the audition. 815 00:40:34,100 --> 00:40:36,227 They came over last night, we're cool. 816 00:40:37,604 --> 00:40:38,979 No, you guys, I'm serious. 817 00:40:38,980 --> 00:40:40,230 I think my mom, like, 818 00:40:40,231 --> 00:40:42,149 wants to come see the band play or something. 819 00:40:42,150 --> 00:40:43,484 When she gets out of rehab? 820 00:40:43,485 --> 00:40:46,487 Shut up. 821 00:40:48,239 --> 00:40:50,157 Ringo starr. 822 00:40:50,158 --> 00:40:52,451 You finally got your wish, Nick. 823 00:40:52,452 --> 00:40:54,078 You're as good a drummer as John bonham. 824 00:40:54,079 --> 00:40:55,412 Of course he's dead. 825 00:40:57,332 --> 00:40:59,542 You should've seen the looks on those guys' faces, man. 826 00:40:59,751 --> 00:41:02,087 I think I ruined their love of music forever. 827 00:41:04,631 --> 00:41:06,507 Hey, hey, is dimension gonna charge you 828 00:41:06,508 --> 00:41:08,342 for the pee stain you left on the drum seat? 829 00:41:08,343 --> 00:41:11,303 Shut up. Look, dimension sucks, man. 830 00:41:11,304 --> 00:41:12,721 You're too good for them. 831 00:41:12,722 --> 00:41:14,139 I saw 'em open for tull, 832 00:41:14,140 --> 00:41:15,641 they got booed off the stage. 833 00:41:15,642 --> 00:41:18,228 Thanks a lot, man. 834 00:41:20,230 --> 00:41:21,981 Hey, Lindsay. 835 00:41:23,483 --> 00:41:25,067 So are we gonna rehearse at your house today, 836 00:41:25,068 --> 00:41:26,652 or is the old man gonna pop a vein? 837 00:41:26,653 --> 00:41:27,861 You are such a slut. 838 00:41:27,862 --> 00:41:29,405 No. It's cool. We just gotta be out by 5:00. 839 00:41:29,406 --> 00:41:31,949 Hey, let's play some real songs for once. 840 00:41:31,950 --> 00:41:34,076 I wrote out some Iggy pop and ramones songs. 841 00:41:34,077 --> 00:41:35,452 Aw, the ramones? 842 00:41:35,453 --> 00:41:37,955 The ramones only play, like, three chords, man. 843 00:41:37,956 --> 00:41:39,665 All right, so I'll learn another one. 844 00:41:39,666 --> 00:41:41,583 I gotta pee. 845 00:41:41,584 --> 00:41:43,544 I heard that you jumped him. 846 00:41:43,545 --> 00:41:44,837 What? 847 00:41:44,838 --> 00:41:46,505 You don't have to act innocent, Lindsay, 848 00:41:46,506 --> 00:41:47,674 I know you're a slut. 849 00:41:49,259 --> 00:41:51,302 I'm pretty sure Cindy didn't see you. 850 00:41:51,511 --> 00:41:54,805 And if she did, it was just with her peripheral vision, so 851 00:41:54,806 --> 00:41:57,182 you know, it wouldn't be bad if people saw my back. 852 00:41:57,183 --> 00:42:00,061 But my front's a whole 'nother story, you know? 853 00:42:01,396 --> 00:42:04,064 Maybe I could transfer to another school. 854 00:42:04,065 --> 00:42:07,609 Well, well, well. 855 00:42:07,610 --> 00:42:10,696 Hey, Weir, that was fun in gym class today, huh? 856 00:42:10,697 --> 00:42:12,990 Leave me alone. 857 00:42:12,991 --> 00:42:14,575 I heard they're bringing in the psychiatrist 858 00:42:14,576 --> 00:42:16,244 for all the kids who had to see you naked. 859 00:42:16,411 --> 00:42:18,162 Shut up, Alan. 860 00:42:18,163 --> 00:42:20,497 - There he is! - Whoo! 861 00:42:20,498 --> 00:42:22,124 Hey, Sam, I heard you streaked! 862 00:42:22,125 --> 00:42:24,585 Way to go! 863 00:42:26,546 --> 00:42:29,423 Hey, shut up! 864 00:42:29,424 --> 00:42:31,634 All right, Sam. 865 00:42:33,428 --> 00:42:37,514 You guys are losers, and you always will be. 866 00:42:37,515 --> 00:42:38,640 Then how come you're the one 867 00:42:38,641 --> 00:42:40,685 riding home with no friends? 868 00:42:42,562 --> 00:42:44,189 You're like a god. 869 00:42:44,397 --> 00:42:46,524 People are gonna worship you. 870 00:43:16,387 --> 00:43:19,015 I play so much better when you're around. 871 00:43:20,600 --> 00:43:22,559 Hey, I want to play it again. 872 00:43:22,560 --> 00:43:24,520 Put more dry ice in the bucket. 873 00:43:24,521 --> 00:43:26,272 Sure. 874 00:43:31,152 --> 00:43:32,569 Thanks.