1 00:00:03,756 --> 00:00:09,386 J“ [rush's “spirit of the radio"] 2 00:00:16,769 --> 00:00:20,648 [Playing along with tape] 3 00:00:33,202 --> 00:00:35,245 [Mouthing along] Invisible airwaves 4 00:00:35,246 --> 00:00:37,330 crackle with life 5 00:00:37,331 --> 00:00:41,335 bright antennae bristle with the energy 6 00:00:44,380 --> 00:00:46,130 [singing and playing out of key] 7 00:00:46,131 --> 00:00:48,341 Emotional feedback on timeless wavelength 8 00:00:48,342 --> 00:00:50,301 bearing a gift beyond price 9 00:00:50,302 --> 00:00:54,014 almost free 10 00:00:55,099 --> 00:00:56,516 [tape] All this machinery 11 00:00:56,517 --> 00:00:58,309 making modern music 12 00:00:58,310 --> 00:01:00,353 I [Joan Jett's “bad reputation"] 13 00:01:00,354 --> 00:01:05,275 J“ I don't give a damn 'bout my reputation 14 00:01:05,276 --> 00:01:10,154 j“ livin' in the past, it's a new generation 15 00:01:10,155 --> 00:01:12,282 j“ a girl can do what she wants to do 16 00:01:12,283 --> 00:01:14,493 j“ and that's what I'm gonna do 17 00:01:14,702 --> 00:01:17,663 I and I don't give a damn 'bout my bad reputation 18 00:01:19,164 --> 00:01:21,375 I oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no 19 00:01:21,584 --> 00:01:23,876 I not me 20 00:01:23,877 --> 00:01:24,919 j“ whah! No! 21 00:01:24,920 --> 00:01:26,421 J“ no, no, no, no, no, no 22 00:01:26,422 --> 00:01:27,505 I not me 23 00:01:27,506 --> 00:01:29,299 j“ me, me, me, me me, me 24 00:01:29,300 --> 00:01:33,511 j“ I don't give a damn 'bout my reputation 25 00:01:33,512 --> 00:01:38,182 I I've never been afraid of any deviation 26 00:01:38,183 --> 00:01:40,435 I and I don't really care if you think I'm strange 27 00:01:40,436 --> 00:01:42,729 j“ I ain't gonna change 28 00:01:42,730 --> 00:01:46,774 I and I'm never gonna care 'bout my bad reputation 29 00:01:50,321 --> 00:01:52,030 [indistinct chatter] 30 00:01:52,031 --> 00:01:54,157 You look a little bit like my grandpa. 31 00:01:54,158 --> 00:01:55,366 [Snickers] 32 00:01:55,367 --> 00:01:57,327 Oh, is your grandpa super cool? 33 00:01:57,328 --> 00:01:58,578 [Clapping] 34 00:01:58,579 --> 00:01:59,704 All right. Simmer down, petunias. 35 00:01:59,705 --> 00:02:01,831 Let's go. We got a busy week ahead of us. 36 00:02:01,832 --> 00:02:03,082 It's time to start training 37 00:02:03,083 --> 00:02:05,001 for the president's physical fitness test. 38 00:02:05,002 --> 00:02:06,002 [All groaning] 39 00:02:06,003 --> 00:02:07,337 Jimmy Carter's a wimp! 40 00:02:07,338 --> 00:02:08,713 Hey, can it, white. 41 00:02:08,714 --> 00:02:11,674 Now, we're gonna start on upperbody strength 42 00:02:11,675 --> 00:02:13,009 with a little ropeclimbing. 43 00:02:13,010 --> 00:02:15,845 Yeah. That's gonna help us get into a good college. 44 00:02:15,846 --> 00:02:17,805 All right, fellas, let's- oh, one more thing. 45 00:02:17,806 --> 00:02:19,057 New district policy- 46 00:02:19,058 --> 00:02:23,144 everybody must take a shower after class starting today. 47 00:02:23,145 --> 00:02:25,229 And, hey, look, I'm gonna be checking for wet hair, 48 00:02:25,230 --> 00:02:27,148 so don't think you can pull a fast one. 49 00:02:27,149 --> 00:02:28,775 Is Weir allowed to shower with us? 50 00:02:28,776 --> 00:02:30,485 'Cause he's a woman. 51 00:02:30,486 --> 00:02:32,820 [Laughter] 52 00:02:32,821 --> 00:02:34,781 Come on, ladies, let's move! 53 00:02:34,782 --> 00:02:35,907 Get up there. 54 00:02:35,908 --> 00:02:38,743 Kiss the beam, you're on my team. 55 00:02:38,744 --> 00:02:41,079 What do I look like, a freakin' Tarzan? 56 00:02:41,080 --> 00:02:42,872 - You got it. - Okay. 57 00:02:42,873 --> 00:02:44,248 Whoa. [Chuckles] 58 00:02:44,249 --> 00:02:47,001 - Come on, bill. - Okay. 59 00:02:47,002 --> 00:02:49,421 They cannot make us take a shower. 60 00:02:49,630 --> 00:02:50,630 This is school. 61 00:02:50,714 --> 00:02:52,715 They can make us do anything. 62 00:02:52,716 --> 00:02:54,967 Don't you think it's kinda weird 63 00:02:54,968 --> 00:02:58,554 that they want us to, you know, get naked? 64 00:02:58,555 --> 00:03:00,765 It's not a burlesque show, Sam. 65 00:03:00,766 --> 00:03:01,974 They just want us to shower. 66 00:03:01,975 --> 00:03:03,935 What are you guys talking about? 67 00:03:03,936 --> 00:03:05,687 Stop iookin' up my shorts. 68 00:03:05,688 --> 00:03:06,979 Why would we? 69 00:03:06,980 --> 00:03:08,481 There's nothing to see. 70 00:03:08,482 --> 00:03:10,900 Just keep climbing, wonder woman. 71 00:03:10,901 --> 00:03:13,236 There is something to see. 72 00:03:13,237 --> 00:03:14,821 Well, I'm not gonna do it. 73 00:03:14,822 --> 00:03:17,073 Why, because you don't have any pit hair? 74 00:03:17,074 --> 00:03:18,241 I have pit hair. 75 00:03:18,242 --> 00:03:20,785 And besides, I think it's kinda weird 76 00:03:20,786 --> 00:03:23,579 that you wanna get naked in front of everybody. 77 00:03:23,580 --> 00:03:25,665 Hey, schweiber. 78 00:03:25,666 --> 00:03:27,959 You gonna show us your circumcision 79 00:03:27,960 --> 00:03:28,919 in the showers today? 80 00:03:28,920 --> 00:03:30,920 Yeah. Take a number. 81 00:03:30,921 --> 00:03:32,922 [Laughs] 82 00:03:32,923 --> 00:03:36,300 Well, I guess it is kinda weird. 83 00:03:36,301 --> 00:03:37,677 All right. 84 00:03:37,678 --> 00:03:39,345 Then that's settled. We're not doing it. 85 00:03:39,346 --> 00:03:43,015 I can't go up any farther, guys. 86 00:03:43,016 --> 00:03:44,893 How do I get back down? 87 00:03:46,520 --> 00:03:47,812 Hi, everybody. 88 00:03:47,813 --> 00:03:50,064 If you're just a boy or girl who can't say no... 89 00:03:50,065 --> 00:03:52,066 Then you won't be able to say no to tickets 90 00:03:52,067 --> 00:03:54,485 to the McKinley drama club's presentation of... 91 00:03:54,486 --> 00:03:56,320 What? What? 92 00:03:56,321 --> 00:03:58,406 Both: “Oklahoma!" 93 00:03:58,407 --> 00:04:00,032 Oh, no! 94 00:04:00,033 --> 00:04:01,117 No way. 95 00:04:01,118 --> 00:04:02,243 So come on down, partner, 96 00:04:02,244 --> 00:04:04,203 and leave the ducks and geese at home. 97 00:04:04,204 --> 00:04:07,665 Oh, what a beautiful evening youfllhave. 98 00:04:07,666 --> 00:04:09,917 Both: Yeehaw! 99 00:04:09,918 --> 00:04:10,918 [Chuckles] 100 00:04:10,919 --> 00:04:13,254 Okay, tickets are $2 at the box office. 101 00:04:13,255 --> 00:04:15,256 Don't miss it. It's a great show. 102 00:04:15,257 --> 00:04:17,675 Wow. You'd look good in that dress. 103 00:04:17,676 --> 00:04:18,760 Thanks. 104 00:04:18,761 --> 00:04:20,052 Hey. You guys wanna rehearse today? 105 00:04:20,053 --> 00:04:21,262 - Hell yeah. - Yeah? 106 00:04:21,263 --> 00:04:22,805 - Yeah. - Yeah, sure. 107 00:04:22,806 --> 00:04:24,140 Yeah? 108 00:04:24,141 --> 00:04:25,975 Oh, is this your guys' rock band? 109 00:04:27,394 --> 00:04:29,687 We got an audition for battle of the bands coming up. 110 00:04:29,688 --> 00:04:31,856 Man, winner gets 300 bucks. 111 00:04:31,857 --> 00:04:34,150 Oh, yeah! 112 00:04:34,151 --> 00:04:36,652 I bet you guys are really good. 113 00:04:36,653 --> 00:04:39,197 I don't think so. Come on. 114 00:04:39,198 --> 00:04:42,200 - Do you guys have a name? - Yeah. 115 00:04:42,201 --> 00:04:44,285 Creation. 116 00:04:44,286 --> 00:04:45,912 No, we don't have a name. 117 00:04:45,913 --> 00:04:48,039 Come on. I like that name. 118 00:04:48,040 --> 00:04:50,541 All right. 3:00. 119 00:04:50,542 --> 00:04:53,085 No. I gotta do something with Kim at 3:00. 120 00:04:53,086 --> 00:04:56,214 Ahh. How about 3:01? 121 00:04:56,215 --> 00:04:57,757 How about 3:15? 122 00:04:57,758 --> 00:04:59,634 I gotta fit in your mother. 123 00:04:59,635 --> 00:05:01,344 You wanna sleep with my mom? 124 00:05:01,345 --> 00:05:02,512 Mm-hmm. 125 00:05:02,513 --> 00:05:04,055 [Water splashing] 126 00:05:04,056 --> 00:05:07,892 You know, to be honest, I don't smell so good. 127 00:05:07,893 --> 00:05:09,093 I could probably use a shower. 128 00:05:10,145 --> 00:05:12,230 We have to stick together. 129 00:05:12,231 --> 00:05:15,107 [Chuckles] Hey, if we don't shower, 130 00:05:15,108 --> 00:05:18,027 then we are gonna stick together. 131 00:05:18,028 --> 00:05:19,737 You get it? 132 00:05:22,074 --> 00:05:24,033 Are you ladies having a nice time 133 00:05:24,034 --> 00:05:26,994 at the beauty parlor? 134 00:05:28,539 --> 00:05:29,997 You see, uh, Mr. Fredricks, 135 00:05:29,998 --> 00:05:31,917 the thing is that- - [coughs] Schweiber? 136 00:05:32,084 --> 00:05:35,086 I told you guys, everybody has to shower. 137 00:05:35,087 --> 00:05:37,171 Well, we-we didn't even sweat. 138 00:05:37,172 --> 00:05:38,673 Smell us. 139 00:05:38,674 --> 00:05:39,841 Uh, you know what, Weir? 140 00:05:39,842 --> 00:05:41,759 I'll put that on my "to do" list, all right? 141 00:05:41,760 --> 00:05:42,719 Fellas, hit the shower. 142 00:05:42,720 --> 00:05:44,470 [School bell rings] 143 00:05:44,471 --> 00:05:46,639 Well, see, we're gonna be late for class, 144 00:05:46,640 --> 00:05:50,268 and I have an algebra test that I cannot make up. 145 00:05:50,269 --> 00:05:52,144 And I can't be late for class. 146 00:05:52,145 --> 00:05:54,272 Just go to class. 147 00:05:54,273 --> 00:05:55,565 All right. Go- 148 00:05:55,566 --> 00:05:57,108 tomorrow, you will get in the shower. 149 00:05:57,109 --> 00:05:59,278 And if you don't do it, I'm gonna know about it. 150 00:06:01,655 --> 00:06:03,990 That guy's really into making guys shower. 151 00:06:03,991 --> 00:06:06,952 Tell me about it. 152 00:06:09,997 --> 00:06:13,332 [Singing] I've been waiting so long 153 00:06:13,333 --> 00:06:17,128 yes, I've been waiting solong 154 00:06:17,129 --> 00:06:20,131 I said, I've been waitin' too long 155 00:06:20,132 --> 00:06:23,593 to be where I'm goin' 156 00:06:23,594 --> 00:06:28,097 in the sunshine of your love 157 00:06:28,098 --> 00:06:31,268 [vocalizing] 158 00:06:35,606 --> 00:06:37,607 - Ahh! - Good night, Detroit! 159 00:06:37,608 --> 00:06:39,358 [Cheers and applause] 160 00:06:39,359 --> 00:06:43,070 Ahh! Yeah! 161 00:06:43,071 --> 00:06:46,157 That was amazing. 162 00:06:46,158 --> 00:06:49,118 Baby, you look so hot when you play. 163 00:06:49,119 --> 00:06:51,078 I wish I could smash this thing. 164 00:06:51,079 --> 00:06:53,164 [Chanting] Do it! Do it! 165 00:06:53,165 --> 00:06:54,707 [Laughter] 166 00:06:54,708 --> 00:06:55,875 What'd you think? 167 00:06:55,876 --> 00:06:57,001 That was pretty amazing, huh? 168 00:06:57,002 --> 00:06:58,044 That was really wild. 169 00:06:58,045 --> 00:07:00,171 Hey. Hey, hey, listen, uh, 170 00:07:00,172 --> 00:07:01,672 Lindsay came up with 171 00:07:01,673 --> 00:07:03,466 some great names for the band. 172 00:07:03,467 --> 00:07:05,134 Tell 'em, Lindsay. 173 00:07:05,135 --> 00:07:07,219 Oh, yeah? I hope it's something catchy, 174 00:07:07,220 --> 00:07:09,305 like, uh, the mathletes. 175 00:07:09,306 --> 00:07:11,934 [Laughs] All right. Let's hear 'em. 176 00:07:14,686 --> 00:07:16,979 Well, I thought the band needed a name 177 00:07:16,980 --> 00:07:19,231 that not only said who you were, 178 00:07:19,232 --> 00:07:22,234 but what you want to represent to the audience. 179 00:07:23,862 --> 00:07:25,613 [Whispers] Go tell 'em. 180 00:07:25,614 --> 00:07:27,406 Okay. Here's one. 181 00:07:27,407 --> 00:07:28,699 Mission control. 182 00:07:28,700 --> 00:07:30,910 - No way. - Why not? 183 00:07:30,911 --> 00:07:33,496 'Cause it sounds like some space thing. 184 00:07:33,497 --> 00:07:36,123 So? What's wrong with that? 185 00:07:36,124 --> 00:07:37,750 Space blows? 186 00:07:39,294 --> 00:07:41,504 Okay. Hey, tell 'em the next one that you thought up. 187 00:07:41,505 --> 00:07:42,797 You guys are gonna love this one. 188 00:07:42,798 --> 00:07:44,715 - Tell 'em. - Okay. 189 00:07:44,716 --> 00:07:46,425 Anarchy's child. 190 00:07:46,426 --> 00:07:48,469 No way! Boo! 191 00:07:48,470 --> 00:07:50,721 [All booing] 192 00:07:50,722 --> 00:07:52,181 What does that even mean? 193 00:07:52,182 --> 00:07:53,474 I don't see you guys coming up 194 00:07:53,475 --> 00:07:55,559 with any names for the band. 195 00:07:55,560 --> 00:07:58,938 Hello, ladies, gentlemen. 196 00:07:58,939 --> 00:08:02,149 - All: Hello, Mr. Andopolis. - Hey, dad. 197 00:08:02,150 --> 00:08:04,110 I take it the symphony is over. 198 00:08:04,111 --> 00:08:05,736 I'm sorry, dad. We just finished. 199 00:08:05,737 --> 00:08:07,780 It sounded a lot better, though, right? 200 00:08:07,781 --> 00:08:11,242 Nick, can I talk to you for a moment? 201 00:08:11,243 --> 00:08:13,452 Yes, sir. 202 00:08:13,453 --> 00:08:15,831 I'll be upstairs. 203 00:08:21,169 --> 00:08:23,462 [Mocking] Ladies, gentlemen. 204 00:08:23,463 --> 00:08:24,630 Let's get outta here. 205 00:08:24,631 --> 00:08:27,258 Hey, uh, I'll just be a minute. 206 00:08:27,259 --> 00:08:29,010 Yeah, but he won't. 207 00:08:29,011 --> 00:08:29,970 Hey, I'm hungry. 208 00:08:29,971 --> 00:08:31,137 Can we get something to eat? 209 00:08:31,138 --> 00:08:32,221 Yeah. Let's go. 210 00:08:32,222 --> 00:08:34,098 Hey, you working the drivethrough? 211 00:08:34,099 --> 00:08:35,307 Yeah, in an hour. 212 00:08:35,308 --> 00:08:36,642 All right! Let's go there, 213 00:08:36,643 --> 00:08:37,852 get a bunch of free crap. 214 00:08:37,853 --> 00:08:39,645 You've got to at least buy a pop, man, 215 00:08:39,646 --> 00:08:40,813 or I'm gonna get caught. 216 00:08:40,814 --> 00:08:42,565 Hey, can't you just wait for me? 217 00:08:42,566 --> 00:08:44,525 Just meet us there. 218 00:08:44,526 --> 00:08:45,651 This is mission control, 219 00:08:45,652 --> 00:08:48,071 requesting permission to rock out. 220 00:08:51,241 --> 00:08:53,325 Hey, I'll wait for you. 221 00:08:53,326 --> 00:08:54,535 Yeah? 222 00:08:58,832 --> 00:09:01,459 Hey, dad, I know I'm not supposed to play past 5:00. 223 00:09:01,460 --> 00:09:03,002 I'm really sorry. 224 00:09:03,003 --> 00:09:05,212 Well, if you're sorry, you wouldn't keep doing this. 225 00:09:05,213 --> 00:09:08,299 I guess I just forgot to look at the clock. 226 00:09:08,300 --> 00:09:09,925 Nick, you're killing me here. 227 00:09:09,926 --> 00:09:12,011 Jeez, I keep trying to be a good guy. 228 00:09:12,012 --> 00:09:13,262 You're pushing me. 229 00:09:13,263 --> 00:09:14,722 I'm not pushing you, dad. 230 00:09:14,723 --> 00:09:17,183 You're pushing me, Nick. 231 00:09:17,184 --> 00:09:19,268 I want your drums out of the basement. 232 00:09:19,269 --> 00:09:22,605 Dad, you already made me move the drums out of the garage. 233 00:09:22,606 --> 00:09:23,856 Pi... 234 00:09:23,857 --> 00:09:25,399 Where am I supposed to put them 235 00:09:25,400 --> 00:09:27,401 if I can't keep them in the basement? 236 00:09:27,402 --> 00:09:29,737 Instead of practicing with your friends, 237 00:09:29,738 --> 00:09:32,281 why don't you try practicing at keeping your grades up? 238 00:09:32,282 --> 00:09:35,159 'Cause your 18th birthday is coming up fast. 239 00:09:35,160 --> 00:09:38,621 You've got to maintain a c+ average. 240 00:09:38,622 --> 00:09:39,705 You know our deal. 241 00:09:39,706 --> 00:09:40,873 Dad, I really- 242 00:09:40,874 --> 00:09:42,708 I don't wanna join the army, okay? 243 00:09:42,709 --> 00:09:44,335 I'm not cut out for the army. 244 00:09:44,336 --> 00:09:46,295 [Whispers] C+. 245 00:09:46,296 --> 00:09:48,422 It's not too much to ask for, Nick. 246 00:09:48,423 --> 00:09:49,965 I'm studying as hard as I can. 247 00:09:49,966 --> 00:09:51,467 Maybe I'm not smart enough or something, 248 00:09:51,468 --> 00:09:53,094 but I'm doing the best that I can. 249 00:09:53,095 --> 00:09:55,388 You're not working hard enough, Nick. 250 00:09:58,266 --> 00:10:00,143 Yes, sir. 251 00:10:03,313 --> 00:10:06,107 Dad? 252 00:10:06,108 --> 00:10:08,192 I really think that I can make it as a drummer. 253 00:10:08,193 --> 00:10:12,071 Nick, I really thought that I could walk on the moon, 254 00:10:12,072 --> 00:10:14,365 but you just don't see 255 00:10:14,366 --> 00:10:18,369 any moon rocks around here, do ya? 256 00:10:18,370 --> 00:10:20,247 Thanks for the talk, dad. 257 00:10:34,886 --> 00:10:37,721 Your mom cans her own vegetables? 258 00:10:40,767 --> 00:10:45,981 [Muffled screaming] 259 00:10:48,316 --> 00:10:49,942 [Sighs] 260 00:10:49,943 --> 00:10:52,320 Are you okay? 261 00:10:56,199 --> 00:10:58,784 Look, why don't you go, um- 262 00:10:58,785 --> 00:11:02,288 why don't you go meet up with those other guys? 263 00:11:02,289 --> 00:11:05,167 Yeah, okay. 264 00:11:11,381 --> 00:11:13,465 Look, Nick, I couldn't help overhearing. 265 00:11:13,466 --> 00:11:15,217 And I know maybe it's none of my business, 266 00:11:15,218 --> 00:11:17,261 but you're the one who told me when I first met you 267 00:11:17,262 --> 00:11:18,721 that your drums are your reason for living, 268 00:11:18,722 --> 00:11:20,181 and I don't think you should let anyone 269 00:11:20,182 --> 00:11:21,265 talk you out of that. 270 00:11:21,266 --> 00:11:23,142 You just need to stick with it 271 00:11:23,143 --> 00:11:25,769 and prove everybody wrong. 272 00:11:25,770 --> 00:11:27,396 Is that really what you think? 273 00:11:27,397 --> 00:11:29,481 Absolutely. 274 00:11:29,482 --> 00:11:32,318 You can do whatever you want if you believe in yourself. 275 00:11:32,319 --> 00:11:33,319 [Scoffs] 276 00:11:36,114 --> 00:11:39,533 No one's ever said that to me before. 277 00:11:39,534 --> 00:11:41,411 Well, it's true. 278 00:11:43,663 --> 00:11:45,290 Thank you. 279 00:11:46,625 --> 00:11:48,084 Lindsay, 280 00:11:48,293 --> 00:11:50,377 you're, like, the only person 281 00:11:50,378 --> 00:11:52,963 who's ever gotten what I'm about. 282 00:11:52,964 --> 00:11:56,301 Yeah, well, we're not that different. 283 00:11:56,509 --> 00:11:58,762 Except you're gonna be a famous drummer. 284 00:12:03,099 --> 00:12:06,435 Do you wanna come with me to meet up with those guys? 285 00:12:08,021 --> 00:12:10,022 All right. Let's go. 286 00:12:10,023 --> 00:12:13,067 I should probably change out of these shorts first. 287 00:12:13,068 --> 00:12:15,361 I think they look good. 288 00:12:15,362 --> 00:12:17,112 It's just a lot easier for me to drum 289 00:12:17,113 --> 00:12:19,366 without fabric around my thighs. 290 00:12:20,784 --> 00:12:22,076 [Whistle blows] 291 00:12:22,077 --> 00:12:24,578 This earth ball doesn't look like the earth. 292 00:12:24,579 --> 00:12:26,205 Whoa! 293 00:12:26,206 --> 00:12:28,958 [Indistinct chatter] 294 00:12:28,959 --> 00:12:33,212 That's it. I'm gonna die in gym glass. 295 00:12:33,213 --> 00:12:35,381 [Whistle blows] 296 00:12:35,382 --> 00:12:37,174 Guys, okay. Everybody hit the shower. 297 00:12:37,175 --> 00:12:38,926 Come on, that's it. Good job. 298 00:12:38,927 --> 00:12:41,387 Good job today. 299 00:12:41,388 --> 00:12:45,224 [Indistinct chatter] 300 00:12:45,225 --> 00:12:46,892 Come on, this is ridiculous. 301 00:12:46,893 --> 00:12:49,311 My hands are filthy. 302 00:12:49,312 --> 00:12:52,606 Yeah, and I can't say no to a long, luxurious shower. 303 00:12:52,607 --> 00:12:55,609 No! You can't! 304 00:12:55,610 --> 00:12:57,236 You're on your own. 305 00:12:57,237 --> 00:12:59,738 I'm farshtinkener and I'm showering. 306 00:12:59,739 --> 00:13:01,198 Oh, come on. Just one more day. 307 00:13:01,199 --> 00:13:02,241 Come on, one. 308 00:13:02,242 --> 00:13:03,909 Would you quit being such a baby? 309 00:13:03,910 --> 00:13:05,369 Just close your eyes, and it'll be over 310 00:13:05,370 --> 00:13:07,830 before you know it. 311 00:13:07,831 --> 00:13:09,456 I'm with him. 312 00:13:09,457 --> 00:13:11,917 Oh, thanks! 313 00:13:11,918 --> 00:13:13,210 You know? 314 00:13:13,211 --> 00:13:15,297 Friends. 315 00:13:17,757 --> 00:13:20,342 Hey, Sam. 316 00:13:20,343 --> 00:13:21,427 Are, uh- 317 00:13:21,428 --> 00:13:23,972 are you taking French next year? 318 00:13:26,266 --> 00:13:27,850 Uh- 319 00:13:27,851 --> 00:13:29,852 I don't know. 320 00:13:29,853 --> 00:13:33,189 I'm thinking of taking German, since I'm 1/4 German. 321 00:13:35,984 --> 00:13:37,985 C-Could you put on a towel? 322 00:13:37,986 --> 00:13:39,695 Why? 323 00:13:39,696 --> 00:13:40,904 Well-[chuckles] 324 00:13:40,905 --> 00:13:42,406 'Cause you're naked. 325 00:13:42,407 --> 00:13:45,701 Sam, our bodies are merely a shell 326 00:13:45,702 --> 00:13:47,494 which conceal our heavenly souls. 327 00:13:47,495 --> 00:13:49,121 Try not to get too uptight. 328 00:13:49,122 --> 00:13:50,332 Auf wiedersehen. 329 00:13:56,880 --> 00:13:59,506 [Exhales] When did you get chest hair? 330 00:13:59,507 --> 00:14:00,883 What? I have chest ha- 331 00:14:00,884 --> 00:14:03,594 [gasps] Oh! Would you look at that? 332 00:14:03,595 --> 00:14:05,596 Gonna slow you down in the pool. 333 00:14:05,597 --> 00:14:08,015 So, you guys are gonna do it. 334 00:14:08,016 --> 00:14:09,350 I mean- 335 00:14:09,351 --> 00:14:11,518 you're gonna take a shower. 336 00:14:11,519 --> 00:14:13,103 It's just water. 337 00:14:13,104 --> 00:14:14,730 What could happen? 338 00:14:14,731 --> 00:14:18,401 Well, you could stop smelling like my butt, for one. 339 00:14:20,320 --> 00:14:21,528 Oh, shoot! 340 00:14:21,529 --> 00:14:22,988 I was gonna bring some Cologne. 341 00:14:22,989 --> 00:14:24,157 I completely forgot. 342 00:14:25,241 --> 00:14:26,325 Nail the geeks! 343 00:14:26,326 --> 00:14:28,494 No! Ow! Ow! Get away from me! 344 00:14:28,495 --> 00:14:30,412 [Indistinct chatter] 345 00:14:30,413 --> 00:14:32,623 Aah! Ow! 346 00:14:32,624 --> 00:14:35,626 Ow! Stop it! Stop! 347 00:14:35,627 --> 00:14:37,753 I hope I can still have kids. 348 00:14:37,754 --> 00:14:39,380 Come on. You got hit in the groin. 349 00:14:39,381 --> 00:14:41,382 You didn't have a hysterectomy. 350 00:14:41,383 --> 00:14:43,343 - Ow! Oh, my god! - [Laughs] 351 00:14:50,934 --> 00:14:53,602 Weir, what are you doing? 352 00:14:53,603 --> 00:14:56,063 Look at that head of hair, huh? 353 00:14:56,064 --> 00:14:57,231 You just get that cut? 354 00:14:57,232 --> 00:15:01,235 That is very stylish and very, very dry. 355 00:15:01,236 --> 00:15:03,404 Come on. I'm not going through this again. 356 00:15:03,405 --> 00:15:05,239 Off with the clothes and into the shower. 357 00:15:06,324 --> 00:15:07,325 What? 358 00:15:07,534 --> 00:15:09,702 I mean- 359 00:15:12,247 --> 00:15:14,456 I don't feel too well. 360 00:15:14,457 --> 00:15:16,375 [Laughs] You don't feel well. 361 00:15:16,376 --> 00:15:17,501 You think I'm new? 362 00:15:17,502 --> 00:15:19,711 Now, don't pull the fake sick crap on me. Come on. 363 00:15:19,712 --> 00:15:22,339 No, no, no. I-I am sick. 364 00:15:22,340 --> 00:15:23,924 I'm dizzy. 365 00:15:23,925 --> 00:15:25,509 And-and I have a headache. 366 00:15:25,510 --> 00:15:27,344 And I'm nauseous. 367 00:15:27,345 --> 00:15:28,345 All right, okay. 368 00:15:28,346 --> 00:15:29,721 Just go to the nurse's office. 369 00:15:29,722 --> 00:15:31,056 Thank you. 370 00:15:31,057 --> 00:15:33,225 Pick up the academy award on the way there, Weir. 371 00:15:33,226 --> 00:15:34,435 Sheesh. 372 00:15:34,436 --> 00:15:35,602 Schweiber, put on some clothes. 373 00:15:35,603 --> 00:15:38,481 You look like a 50-year-old man. 374 00:15:42,318 --> 00:15:45,404 Hey, I thought you guys were practicing today. 375 00:15:45,405 --> 00:15:46,864 Yeah. I don't know if those guys 376 00:15:46,865 --> 00:15:48,657 are coming or not. Um- 377 00:15:48,658 --> 00:15:50,993 they went down to the junkyard 378 00:15:50,994 --> 00:15:52,870 to get a carburetor for Kim's gremlin. 379 00:15:52,871 --> 00:15:56,415 Yeah, it might take awhile. 380 00:15:56,416 --> 00:15:57,583 What? 381 00:15:57,584 --> 00:16:00,002 No. I just- 382 00:16:00,003 --> 00:16:03,505 I think you guys need to rehearse more. 383 00:16:03,506 --> 00:16:06,967 I thought that you said that we were good. 384 00:16:06,968 --> 00:16:08,510 Yeah, but you guys aren't good enough 385 00:16:08,511 --> 00:16:10,554 to win any competitions. 386 00:16:10,555 --> 00:16:12,431 Thanks a lot, you know? 387 00:16:12,432 --> 00:16:13,891 Thanks a lot, Lindsay. 388 00:16:13,892 --> 00:16:15,601 No. I- 389 00:16:15,602 --> 00:16:18,187 well, I mean, it's true, Nick. 390 00:16:18,188 --> 00:16:20,314 If you wanna prove your dad wrong, 391 00:16:20,315 --> 00:16:23,484 then the band has to be really great, 392 00:16:23,485 --> 00:16:27,404 or else he's gonna send you to the army. 393 00:16:27,405 --> 00:16:30,699 I know. I know. 394 00:16:30,700 --> 00:16:34,828 You just need to work harder. 395 00:16:37,832 --> 00:16:39,166 Uh-huh. 396 00:16:39,167 --> 00:16:40,709 Yeah. When I was in the mathletes, 397 00:16:40,710 --> 00:16:44,338 we did logarithms until we couldn't see straight. 398 00:16:44,339 --> 00:16:46,089 You know, but it paid off. 399 00:16:46,090 --> 00:16:47,508 We were state champions, 400 00:16:47,509 --> 00:16:52,221 and we went to nationals two years in a row. 401 00:16:52,222 --> 00:16:54,014 Yeah. I don't know. 402 00:16:54,015 --> 00:16:55,975 Daniel isn't really into practicing. 403 00:16:56,142 --> 00:16:57,851 Well, who's the leader of this band? 404 00:16:57,852 --> 00:16:59,395 You or Daniel? 405 00:17:04,442 --> 00:17:05,734 [Singing] Ooh, it's hot! 406 00:17:05,735 --> 00:17:07,069 It's smokin'- it's so hot 407 00:17:11,658 --> 00:17:16,537 [vocalizing] 408 00:17:16,538 --> 00:17:18,414 On the drums. 409 00:17:21,209 --> 00:17:22,960 [Cheering] 410 00:17:22,961 --> 00:17:25,379 [Growling] 411 00:17:25,380 --> 00:17:26,547 Thank you! 412 00:17:26,548 --> 00:17:28,841 I like it fast. 413 00:17:30,093 --> 00:17:34,304 Hey, uh, listen, guys. 414 00:17:34,305 --> 00:17:36,306 Listen, uh, 415 00:17:36,307 --> 00:17:37,307 that wasn't very good. 416 00:17:37,308 --> 00:17:39,518 Let's try it again. 417 00:17:39,519 --> 00:17:40,769 What? 418 00:17:40,770 --> 00:17:43,689 Let's, uh, try “sunshine of your love" again. 419 00:17:43,690 --> 00:17:45,440 Well, we just played it, man. 420 00:17:45,441 --> 00:17:46,733 Why would we do it again? 421 00:17:46,734 --> 00:17:49,778 'Cause it wasn't, uh it wasn't right, man. 422 00:17:49,779 --> 00:17:51,363 It was really sloppy, 423 00:17:51,364 --> 00:17:54,157 and it didn't really sound anything like the record, so- 424 00:17:54,158 --> 00:17:56,827 I don't care what the record sounds like, okay? 425 00:17:56,828 --> 00:17:58,829 We play it the way we play it. 426 00:17:58,830 --> 00:18:01,039 Are you still buyin' pot from the same guy? 427 00:18:01,040 --> 00:18:02,666 You mean me? 428 00:18:02,667 --> 00:18:04,001 Look, guys. 429 00:18:04,002 --> 00:18:06,712 I just wanna play the song right, you know? 430 00:18:06,713 --> 00:18:08,880 Look, any way we play is the right way. 431 00:18:08,881 --> 00:18:10,882 Not if we want to get into battle of the bands- 432 00:18:10,883 --> 00:18:15,512 I could give a crap about battle of the bands! 433 00:18:15,513 --> 00:18:17,682 Who cares? 434 00:18:20,351 --> 00:18:22,894 [Chuckles] 435 00:18:22,895 --> 00:18:24,772 You were right, Lindsay. 436 00:18:28,443 --> 00:18:31,737 Right about what? 437 00:18:31,738 --> 00:18:34,699 [Over speaker] Please. Do tell. 438 00:18:36,576 --> 00:18:37,701 I'll tell you. 439 00:18:37,702 --> 00:18:40,454 That you guys don't care, you know? 440 00:18:40,455 --> 00:18:43,457 Look, maybe you guys are just screwin' around, 441 00:18:43,458 --> 00:18:47,127 but I-I want us to be good, you know? 442 00:18:47,128 --> 00:18:49,338 I'm tired of sucking at everything in my life, 443 00:18:49,339 --> 00:18:51,923 and I wanna nail that audition, all right? 444 00:18:51,924 --> 00:18:54,009 But we're not gonna nail that audition 445 00:18:54,010 --> 00:18:56,428 unless we play the songs over and over and over again 446 00:18:56,429 --> 00:18:58,513 until they're perfect. 447 00:18:58,514 --> 00:18:59,806 All right, Daniel? 448 00:18:59,807 --> 00:19:02,517 So can we just play the song right once? 449 00:19:02,518 --> 00:19:04,354 Please? 450 00:19:06,606 --> 00:19:09,192 All right? 451 00:19:14,614 --> 00:19:16,073 [Strums guitar] 452 00:19:16,074 --> 00:19:17,949 Let's play the stupid song. 453 00:19:17,950 --> 00:19:19,493 Thank you. 454 00:19:19,494 --> 00:19:21,620 [Strumming guitar] 455 00:19:21,621 --> 00:19:23,955 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! 456 00:19:23,956 --> 00:19:26,792 Did you hear any sticks, man? 457 00:19:26,793 --> 00:19:29,295 Wait for my sticks, all right? 458 00:19:30,672 --> 00:19:32,506 Gee, this is really fun, guys. 459 00:19:32,507 --> 00:19:35,385 I'm glad we have a band. 460 00:19:41,766 --> 00:19:46,978 [Playing “sunshine of your love"] 461 00:19:46,979 --> 00:19:51,316 [Singing] I've been waiting so long 462 00:19:51,317 --> 00:19:55,654 to be where I'm going 463 00:19:55,655 --> 00:19:58,615 in the sunshine of your 464 00:19:58,616 --> 00:20:02,954 love [vocalizing] 465 00:20:06,290 --> 00:20:07,624 Wow, that sucked. 466 00:20:07,625 --> 00:20:09,167 Royally. 467 00:20:09,168 --> 00:20:10,252 No, wait-hey. 468 00:20:10,253 --> 00:20:11,920 Hey, it sounded better. 469 00:20:11,921 --> 00:20:13,588 Yeah, it really did sound better. 470 00:20:13,589 --> 00:20:15,215 Oh, did it, Lindsay? 471 00:20:15,216 --> 00:20:17,551 Do you approve? 472 00:20:17,552 --> 00:20:18,969 Come on, Daniel. 473 00:20:18,970 --> 00:20:20,345 I'm outta here. 474 00:20:20,346 --> 00:20:22,264 You're a piece of work, Lindsay. 475 00:20:22,265 --> 00:20:23,682 Daniel, where you going? 476 00:20:23,683 --> 00:20:24,808 Anywhere! 477 00:20:24,809 --> 00:20:26,643 We need to rehearse more, Daniel! 478 00:20:26,644 --> 00:20:28,437 No, you need to rehearse more. 479 00:20:28,438 --> 00:20:30,021 We need to get the hell out of here. 480 00:20:30,022 --> 00:20:31,940 I hate this song now. We played it, like, six times. 481 00:20:31,941 --> 00:20:33,400 I never wanna hear it again. 482 00:20:33,401 --> 00:20:36,027 It sounded better. 483 00:20:36,028 --> 00:20:37,487 Who cares, man? 484 00:20:37,488 --> 00:20:40,282 We're in a paneled basement, not the silverdome. 485 00:20:40,283 --> 00:20:43,869 You know, you and yoko here have turned music into school. 486 00:20:43,870 --> 00:20:45,120 What are you gonna do, 487 00:20:45,121 --> 00:20:46,705 start handing out band homework? 488 00:20:46,706 --> 00:20:49,166 I just wanna play the song right, Daniel! 489 00:20:49,167 --> 00:20:50,667 Then go join the marching band, geek. 490 00:20:50,668 --> 00:20:52,294 You know what? Shut up! 491 00:20:52,295 --> 00:20:53,503 At least the marching band can 492 00:20:53,504 --> 00:20:54,838 play something right twice in a row! 493 00:20:54,839 --> 00:20:56,757 You are a dumb ass, andopolis! 494 00:20:56,758 --> 00:20:58,925 Rock 'n' roll don't come from your brain. 495 00:20:58,926 --> 00:21:00,635 It comes from your crotch. 496 00:21:00,636 --> 00:21:02,637 And if you ever got any, Mr. Cute shorts, 497 00:21:02,638 --> 00:21:03,805 you'd know that. 498 00:21:03,806 --> 00:21:04,931 Let's get out of here. 499 00:21:04,932 --> 00:21:06,057 I quit. 500 00:21:06,058 --> 00:21:07,267 Fine! 501 00:21:07,268 --> 00:21:08,977 I guess that means I quit. 502 00:21:08,978 --> 00:21:11,980 Fine! Quit! 503 00:21:11,981 --> 00:21:15,401 You're not even good enough to be in creation! 504 00:21:21,699 --> 00:21:24,285 Thanks a lot, Lindsay. 505 00:21:30,875 --> 00:21:32,793 I don't get it. 506 00:21:32,794 --> 00:21:35,128 What do they have that we don't? 507 00:21:35,129 --> 00:21:36,463 Good bodies. 508 00:21:36,464 --> 00:21:39,800 So he can throw her over his shoulder? 509 00:21:39,801 --> 00:21:41,510 Big deal. 510 00:21:41,511 --> 00:21:44,221 He should use his legs more. 511 00:21:44,222 --> 00:21:46,431 He's gonna throw out his back. 512 00:21:46,432 --> 00:21:48,183 I don't know. I mean- 513 00:21:48,184 --> 00:21:49,684 my mom says that women prefer 514 00:21:49,685 --> 00:21:52,229 guys with a good sense of humor. 515 00:21:52,230 --> 00:21:53,772 But you're not very funny. 516 00:21:53,773 --> 00:21:56,024 Screw you. I'm hilarious. 517 00:21:56,025 --> 00:21:58,652 Ooh, how witty. 518 00:21:58,653 --> 00:22:01,696 Get this guy on “Hollywood squares." 519 00:22:01,697 --> 00:22:04,282 I overheard that Todd shellinger 520 00:22:04,283 --> 00:22:07,118 takes off his shirt when he makes out. 521 00:22:07,119 --> 00:22:08,703 Why would he do that? 522 00:22:08,704 --> 00:22:10,330 Why would anybody do that? 523 00:22:10,331 --> 00:22:11,915 Probably to show off his chest hair. 524 00:22:11,916 --> 00:22:13,834 I know that's what I'm gonna do. 525 00:22:13,835 --> 00:22:15,001 [Snickers] 526 00:22:15,002 --> 00:22:17,087 Go ahead, laugh, 527 00:22:17,088 --> 00:22:21,800 but all cool guys have hairy chests: 528 00:22:21,801 --> 00:22:25,262 Selleck, Reynolds, rockford. 529 00:22:25,263 --> 00:22:27,097 - Hey, what about mork? - [Laughs] 530 00:22:27,098 --> 00:22:28,849 He's got more hair on his hand 531 00:22:28,850 --> 00:22:30,433 than Sam has in his pits. 532 00:22:30,434 --> 00:22:32,060 - [Laughs] - Shut up! 533 00:22:32,061 --> 00:22:34,105 [Laughter] 534 00:22:36,941 --> 00:22:39,693 Will girls ever like us? 535 00:22:39,694 --> 00:22:42,696 I think our best play is to go for 536 00:22:42,697 --> 00:22:46,533 the smart, sexy librarian type. 537 00:22:46,534 --> 00:22:48,577 You know, she's sweet and shy, 538 00:22:48,578 --> 00:22:50,745 but then she takes off her glasses and 539 00:22:50,746 --> 00:22:52,873 - [growls] - [Laughs] 540 00:22:52,874 --> 00:22:55,458 Like Bailey on “wkrp in Cincinnati." 541 00:22:56,711 --> 00:23:00,505 But Cindy Sanders is like a librarian type. 542 00:23:00,506 --> 00:23:04,134 Yeah. Librarian for the playboy mansion. 543 00:23:04,135 --> 00:23:07,221 This push-up's too hard to push up. 544 00:23:09,891 --> 00:23:11,808 - [Giggles] - Oh! 545 00:23:11,809 --> 00:23:14,769 - Oh, man! - Gross! 546 00:23:14,770 --> 00:23:16,813 Oh, you're sick. 547 00:23:16,814 --> 00:23:19,274 [Laughs] 548 00:23:19,275 --> 00:23:21,359 Oh, my god. It's cold. 549 00:23:21,360 --> 00:23:22,737 [Laughter] 550 00:23:39,879 --> 00:23:42,715 So, where is everybody? 551 00:23:43,925 --> 00:23:45,842 No idea. 552 00:23:45,843 --> 00:23:48,136 Well, that's kinda weird, isn't it? 553 00:23:48,137 --> 00:23:50,764 I mean, that no one is around, 554 00:23:50,765 --> 00:23:54,644 not that you don't have any idea where anyone is. 555 00:23:58,814 --> 00:24:01,399 I'm gonna go. 556 00:24:01,400 --> 00:24:03,610 Hey, Lindsay. 557 00:24:03,611 --> 00:24:05,195 Thanks for breaking up the band. 558 00:24:05,196 --> 00:24:06,404 What? 559 00:24:06,405 --> 00:24:07,822 [Mockingly] What? 560 00:24:07,823 --> 00:24:09,616 I didn't break up the band. 561 00:24:09,617 --> 00:24:13,161 I just thought you guys should learn one song. 562 00:24:13,162 --> 00:24:14,621 So, you admit it. 563 00:24:14,622 --> 00:24:17,248 Yes, I admit it. I- 564 00:24:17,249 --> 00:24:18,959 god! How could I be so awful 565 00:24:18,960 --> 00:24:21,544 to suggest that you actually play an entire song 566 00:24:21,545 --> 00:24:24,464 correctly all the way through? 567 00:24:24,465 --> 00:24:27,676 God knows zeppelin only plays half of “stairway to heaven," 568 00:24:27,677 --> 00:24:30,680 and the who never even practices “teenage wasteland." 569 00:24:31,764 --> 00:24:34,557 “Baba o'Riley." 570 00:24:34,558 --> 00:24:36,435 What? 571 00:24:39,397 --> 00:24:43,650 The name of the song is “baba o'Riley." 572 00:24:43,651 --> 00:24:46,529 - Oh. - It's on “who's next?" 573 00:24:59,667 --> 00:25:01,334 You know, I didn't break up the band. 574 00:25:01,335 --> 00:25:03,753 I just wanted to help Nick. 575 00:25:03,754 --> 00:25:05,422 Nick doesn't need any help. 576 00:25:05,423 --> 00:25:06,506 How can you say that? 577 00:25:06,507 --> 00:25:08,174 If he doesn't make it as a drummer, 578 00:25:08,175 --> 00:25:09,884 then he has to go into the army. 579 00:25:09,885 --> 00:25:11,136 What? 580 00:25:11,137 --> 00:25:13,763 He's not gonna make it as a drummer. 581 00:25:13,764 --> 00:25:15,515 So why don't you just let him have some fun 582 00:25:15,516 --> 00:25:17,976 before he has to ship off? 583 00:25:17,977 --> 00:25:21,187 Yeah? Well, you sound just like his dad. 584 00:25:21,188 --> 00:25:23,606 Well, maybe his dad is right. 585 00:25:23,607 --> 00:25:26,360 I can't believe you're saying that. 586 00:25:27,820 --> 00:25:30,865 Lindsay, he's not gonna be the next Keith moon. 587 00:25:31,115 --> 00:25:33,700 So if he's got some place to go that's gonna take care of him, 588 00:25:33,701 --> 00:25:35,535 why don't you just stay out of his way? 589 00:25:35,536 --> 00:25:38,204 Daniel, that is not how it has to be. 590 00:25:38,205 --> 00:25:40,415 Oh. [Chuckles] 591 00:25:40,416 --> 00:25:43,126 Okay. 592 00:25:43,127 --> 00:25:45,254 [School bell rings] 593 00:25:50,301 --> 00:25:51,926 Schweiber. 594 00:25:51,927 --> 00:25:52,927 Here. 595 00:25:53,054 --> 00:25:56,015 - Trinsky. - Ich bin hier. 596 00:26:00,519 --> 00:26:03,146 Anybody seen Weir? 597 00:26:04,565 --> 00:26:06,399 Yeah, man, and this kid, 598 00:26:06,400 --> 00:26:10,904 he was, like, “redrum! Redrum!" 599 00:26:10,905 --> 00:26:13,698 Get it, man, redrum's "murder" backwards. 600 00:26:13,699 --> 00:26:14,866 Hey! Come on. 601 00:26:14,867 --> 00:26:16,201 This ain't tea with the queen. 602 00:26:16,202 --> 00:26:17,535 You leave now, you're still 10 minutes 603 00:26:17,536 --> 00:26:18,496 late to class. 604 00:26:18,497 --> 00:26:20,372 Come on, let's go. 605 00:26:20,581 --> 00:26:21,332 Redrum. 606 00:26:21,540 --> 00:26:23,334 Ah, get out of here, you nut! 607 00:26:29,507 --> 00:26:30,590 [Splash] 608 00:26:32,802 --> 00:26:33,843 [Shoe squeaks] 609 00:26:33,844 --> 00:26:35,805 Who's in there? 610 00:26:41,102 --> 00:26:43,186 Hey, you know it's a little easier 611 00:26:43,187 --> 00:26:45,689 if you sit down and drop your pants. 612 00:26:55,533 --> 00:26:58,410 So, uh, how come you weren't in English today? 613 00:27:00,621 --> 00:27:02,163 I bailed. 614 00:27:02,164 --> 00:27:05,291 The, uh, whole band breaking up thing 615 00:27:05,292 --> 00:27:06,626 has gotten me really down. 616 00:27:06,627 --> 00:27:07,461 You know? 617 00:27:07,462 --> 00:27:09,295 Yeah, well, it shouldn't. 618 00:27:09,296 --> 00:27:11,047 And it wasn't a real band. 619 00:27:11,048 --> 00:27:12,674 Those guys were just screwing around. 620 00:27:12,675 --> 00:27:14,555 You're the only one trying to be a professional. 621 00:27:17,638 --> 00:27:21,307 I still don't have a band though, you know? 622 00:27:21,308 --> 00:27:25,937 Well, maybe you could join this one. 623 00:27:25,938 --> 00:27:28,566 What are you talking about? 624 00:27:31,527 --> 00:27:34,154 Dimension is looking for a new drummer? 625 00:27:34,155 --> 00:27:36,114 Yeah, it was up at the record store. 626 00:27:36,115 --> 00:27:38,783 These guys are, like, the top working band in Detroit! 627 00:27:38,784 --> 00:27:42,120 I saw them open for Jethro tull at cobo hall last year. 628 00:27:42,121 --> 00:27:43,496 Tull could barely follow them. 629 00:27:43,497 --> 00:27:44,998 Oh, man! 630 00:27:44,999 --> 00:27:49,127 You could be getting paid to drum, like a real job. 631 00:27:49,128 --> 00:27:51,254 Oh, hell, yeah! 632 00:27:51,255 --> 00:27:52,630 Oh, man, I gotta go call these guys 633 00:27:52,631 --> 00:27:53,882 and set up an audition. 634 00:27:53,883 --> 00:27:56,551 And then I gotta go practice. It's- 635 00:27:56,552 --> 00:27:58,261 it's not 5:00 yet, is it? 636 00:27:58,262 --> 00:28:00,680 - Mm-mm. - Yeah! 637 00:28:00,681 --> 00:28:02,600 Oh! 638 00:28:04,602 --> 00:28:06,603 [Laughs] 639 00:28:06,604 --> 00:28:07,687 Thank you. 640 00:28:07,688 --> 00:28:08,855 You're welcome. 641 00:28:08,856 --> 00:28:13,234 I don't want to get naked in front of other guys. 642 00:28:13,235 --> 00:28:14,903 Well, who does? 643 00:28:14,904 --> 00:28:17,989 Do you know how many men have seen me naked in my lifetime? 644 00:28:19,867 --> 00:28:22,410 Do you think I'm comfortable with it? 645 00:28:22,411 --> 00:28:24,662 No, but I live with it. 646 00:28:24,663 --> 00:28:27,457 I just don't want them to tease me. 647 00:28:27,458 --> 00:28:29,000 Oh, who would tease you? 648 00:28:29,001 --> 00:28:31,336 All right, look, here's what you do. 649 00:28:31,337 --> 00:28:34,756 You tell them you're proud of your body. 650 00:28:34,757 --> 00:28:35,840 That'll show 'em. 651 00:28:35,841 --> 00:28:41,471 Sam, you have a beautiful body. 652 00:28:41,472 --> 00:28:42,765 Doesn't he, Harold? 653 00:28:44,683 --> 00:28:46,684 I just said he had a beautiful body. 654 00:28:46,685 --> 00:28:49,020 Those other boys are probably just jealous. 655 00:28:49,021 --> 00:28:51,606 Lindsay, tell your brother what a beautiful body he has. 656 00:28:51,607 --> 00:28:53,900 - Mom! - Mom! 657 00:28:53,901 --> 00:28:55,777 - Lindsay. - What? 658 00:28:55,778 --> 00:28:57,904 Your mother asked you to tell your brother 659 00:28:57,905 --> 00:28:59,364 that he has a beautiful body. 660 00:28:59,365 --> 00:29:01,699 That is so stupid. 661 00:29:01,700 --> 00:29:03,743 Lindsay, tell him. 662 00:29:03,744 --> 00:29:04,869 It's not gonna help him. 663 00:29:04,870 --> 00:29:07,288 Lindsay, just say the words. 664 00:29:07,289 --> 00:29:09,166 It'll make him feel better. 665 00:29:11,752 --> 00:29:13,670 Sam, 666 00:29:13,671 --> 00:29:15,588 you have a beautiful body. 667 00:29:15,589 --> 00:29:19,509 You're an Adonis, a slab of beef. 668 00:29:19,510 --> 00:29:21,219 If I wasn't your sister 669 00:29:21,220 --> 00:29:22,804 oh, my god. 670 00:29:22,805 --> 00:29:24,430 Lindsay, can it! 671 00:29:24,431 --> 00:29:27,309 See, sweetheart? 672 00:29:29,645 --> 00:29:35,526 [Playing rock music] 673 00:29:53,669 --> 00:29:54,794 That was great, Paul. 674 00:29:54,795 --> 00:29:56,129 We'll be in touch. 675 00:29:56,130 --> 00:30:00,508 I never played on a drum kit this small before. 676 00:30:00,509 --> 00:30:02,218 I'm sure it'll be fine. 677 00:30:02,219 --> 00:30:04,512 Hey, are you Nick? 678 00:30:09,810 --> 00:30:12,145 - Hey, I'm Scott. - Hello, Scott. 679 00:30:12,146 --> 00:30:13,521 This is Alex, and that's Vance. 680 00:30:13,522 --> 00:30:15,481 Hey, Alex. Hello, Vance. 681 00:30:15,482 --> 00:30:17,400 - How's it goin', man? - Great. 682 00:30:17,401 --> 00:30:19,402 I hope this kit's okay with you. 683 00:30:19,403 --> 00:30:21,070 Oh, yeah. No, it's fine. 684 00:30:21,071 --> 00:30:23,489 The one I normally play on is a lot bigger. 685 00:30:23,490 --> 00:30:24,824 Oh, wow, really? How many piece? 686 00:30:24,825 --> 00:30:25,950 29. 687 00:30:25,951 --> 00:30:27,660 Whoa! 688 00:30:27,661 --> 00:30:29,037 29-piece kit. 689 00:30:29,038 --> 00:30:30,288 Wow, what are you doing here? 690 00:30:30,289 --> 00:30:31,456 You should be auditioning us. 691 00:30:31,457 --> 00:30:34,208 Psh. Yeah, right. Right? 692 00:30:34,209 --> 00:30:35,585 [Laughs] 693 00:30:35,586 --> 00:30:37,754 I saw you guys open for Jethro tull 694 00:30:37,755 --> 00:30:39,423 at cobo hall last year. 695 00:30:39,631 --> 00:30:40,840 You guys blew them away. 696 00:30:40,841 --> 00:30:42,508 Yeah, well, you must've been there Friday night, 697 00:30:42,509 --> 00:30:44,429 'cause Saturday night we got booed off the stage. 698 00:30:44,470 --> 00:30:46,929 We didn't get booed off the stage. 699 00:30:46,930 --> 00:30:48,389 [Laughs] 700 00:30:48,390 --> 00:30:50,475 So what do you say? You wanna jam or what? 701 00:30:50,476 --> 00:30:51,893 Yeah! 702 00:30:52,729 --> 00:30:54,187 Let's rock it, man. 703 00:30:54,188 --> 00:30:56,731 Cool. Jump on. 704 00:30:56,732 --> 00:30:57,732 You call the tune. 705 00:30:58,650 --> 00:31:00,443 Um, how about a little cream? 706 00:31:00,444 --> 00:31:02,862 Yeah, let's do “crossroads." 707 00:31:02,863 --> 00:31:05,615 What do you, uh-what about “sunshine of your love"? 708 00:31:05,616 --> 00:31:07,950 I hate that song. Let's do “crossroads." 709 00:31:11,163 --> 00:31:12,372 No problem. All right. 710 00:31:12,373 --> 00:31:14,249 Count it off, my man. 711 00:31:17,586 --> 00:31:19,420 All right. 712 00:31:20,881 --> 00:31:22,716 [Both chuckling] 713 00:31:25,094 --> 00:31:30,974 [Playing cream's “crossroads"] 714 00:31:35,604 --> 00:31:38,189 That was good, but let's try it a little bit tighter. 715 00:31:38,190 --> 00:31:40,149 - Tighter? - Yeah. 716 00:31:40,150 --> 00:31:41,317 All right. Let's do it. 717 00:31:41,318 --> 00:31:42,361 - Count it off. - Right. 718 00:31:44,655 --> 00:31:50,536 [Playing cream's “crossroads"] 719 00:31:53,789 --> 00:31:56,541 Hold it. Yeah, hold it. 720 00:31:56,542 --> 00:32:01,921 Hold on. Let's try it just a little bit quicker pace. 721 00:32:01,922 --> 00:32:03,673 Oh, a quicker pace. 722 00:32:03,674 --> 00:32:06,301 - Yeah, just a little bit. - Okay. 723 00:32:10,305 --> 00:32:12,265 Sorry 'bout that. Ready? 724 00:32:12,266 --> 00:32:13,433 All right, here we go. 725 00:32:13,434 --> 00:32:14,893 Count it off. 726 00:32:16,979 --> 00:32:22,860 [Playing cream's “crossroads"] 727 00:32:35,664 --> 00:32:38,458 [Singing] I went down to the crossroads 728 00:32:38,459 --> 00:32:43,588 got down on my knees 729 00:32:43,589 --> 00:32:44,881 got to the crossroads 730 00:32:44,882 --> 00:32:49,177 dropped down on my knees 731 00:32:49,178 --> 00:32:51,554 asked the lord above for mercy 732 00:32:51,555 --> 00:32:54,391 save me if you please 733 00:32:57,561 --> 00:32:59,145 [laughs] 734 00:32:59,146 --> 00:33:01,898 - Great. - All right. Great job, man. 735 00:33:05,486 --> 00:33:07,278 What do you mean? That's it? 736 00:33:07,279 --> 00:33:08,362 What, that's it? 737 00:33:08,363 --> 00:33:10,781 Yeah. Thanks a lot. 738 00:33:10,782 --> 00:33:12,241 I- I, uh- 739 00:33:12,242 --> 00:33:14,785 hey, uh, good luck with that 29-piecer, man. 740 00:33:14,786 --> 00:33:19,499 Maybe someday, you'll knock it up to an even 30. 741 00:33:19,500 --> 00:33:21,376 Thanks. 742 00:33:35,974 --> 00:33:39,685 So, what are you gonna do now? 743 00:33:39,686 --> 00:33:43,064 Join the army, I guess. 744 00:33:43,065 --> 00:33:45,983 No. I mean, right now. 745 00:33:45,984 --> 00:33:48,402 Do you want to go to the record store or anything? 746 00:33:48,403 --> 00:33:50,029 I suck, Lindsay. 747 00:33:50,030 --> 00:33:51,907 No, you don't. 748 00:33:53,867 --> 00:33:56,077 You were in there with me, right? 749 00:33:56,078 --> 00:33:59,455 You-you heard me playing? 750 00:33:59,456 --> 00:34:01,958 I was a joke. 751 00:34:01,959 --> 00:34:03,960 You know, Nick, those guys 752 00:34:03,961 --> 00:34:06,796 are five years older than you. 753 00:34:06,797 --> 00:34:11,551 In five years, you're gonna be way better than they are. 754 00:34:11,552 --> 00:34:13,804 No, I'm not. 755 00:34:17,516 --> 00:34:19,267 Sometimes I go down in my basement, 756 00:34:19,268 --> 00:34:21,435 and I put on a live album, 757 00:34:21,436 --> 00:34:23,313 I can see myself on the stage. 758 00:34:24,398 --> 00:34:26,023 Do you understand what I mean? 759 00:34:26,024 --> 00:34:27,233 I can see it. 760 00:34:27,234 --> 00:34:28,651 And I'm playing a ten minute solo, 761 00:34:28,652 --> 00:34:31,654 and I'm on one of those hydraulic risers, you know, 762 00:34:31,655 --> 00:34:33,489 that make the drum kit go way up high, 763 00:34:33,490 --> 00:34:36,451 like I'm Peter criss or something. 764 00:34:38,745 --> 00:34:40,664 Oh, man. 765 00:34:42,541 --> 00:34:43,541 [Sighs] 766 00:34:44,418 --> 00:34:46,794 I'm not gonna be that guy. 767 00:34:46,795 --> 00:34:50,548 I'm never gonna be that guy. 768 00:34:50,549 --> 00:34:52,550 I'll be lucky if I get to be the guy 769 00:34:52,551 --> 00:34:54,927 who pushes the button and makes the riser go up, 770 00:34:54,928 --> 00:34:56,804 but I'm not even gonna be that guy. 771 00:34:56,805 --> 00:34:58,514 I'm not even gonna be that guy 772 00:34:58,515 --> 00:35:01,100 'cause I can't even keep a c+ average, man. 773 00:35:01,101 --> 00:35:03,853 Well, Nick, I could- 774 00:35:03,854 --> 00:35:06,105 I can help you get your grades up. 775 00:35:06,106 --> 00:35:09,400 He's gonna make me join the army. 776 00:35:09,401 --> 00:35:12,570 Oh, man, I'm gonna have to join the army. 777 00:35:12,571 --> 00:35:14,905 I'm gonna be surrounded by a group of psychopaths 778 00:35:14,906 --> 00:35:18,326 like my brothers and like my dad. 779 00:35:18,327 --> 00:35:21,579 Nick, come on. 780 00:35:21,580 --> 00:35:24,957 That's not gonna happen to you. 781 00:35:24,958 --> 00:35:26,667 I wouldn't let it. 782 00:35:26,668 --> 00:35:29,754 Oh, my god. 783 00:35:29,755 --> 00:35:33,007 I'm done, man. 784 00:35:33,008 --> 00:35:34,885 I'm done. 785 00:35:58,158 --> 00:36:04,039 [Cream's “white room"] 786 00:36:20,764 --> 00:36:22,891 I in a white room 787 00:36:23,100 --> 00:36:25,351 I with black curtains 788 00:36:25,352 --> 00:36:29,564 I near the station 789 00:36:29,773 --> 00:36:31,858 j“ blackroof country, 790 00:36:32,067 --> 00:36:33,901 I no gold pavements, 791 00:36:33,902 --> 00:36:38,656 j“ tired starlings 792 00:36:38,657 --> 00:36:40,617 j“ silver horses 793 00:36:40,826 --> 00:36:46,373 I ran down moonbeams in your dark eyes 794 00:36:46,581 --> 00:36:51,503 j“ dawnlight smiles on you leaving, 795 00:36:51,712 --> 00:36:55,006 I my contentment 796 00:36:58,009 --> 00:36:59,677 what is wrong with them? 797 00:36:59,678 --> 00:37:01,637 Why do they think that hitting people with towels 798 00:37:01,638 --> 00:37:03,180 is still funny? 799 00:37:03,181 --> 00:37:06,058 If it wasn't us 800 00:37:06,059 --> 00:37:09,645 [laughs] It would be kinda funny. 801 00:37:09,646 --> 00:37:11,523 Afternoon, gentlemen. 802 00:37:13,525 --> 00:37:16,652 Hev, have you lost weight? 803 00:37:16,653 --> 00:37:18,572 Shut up! 804 00:37:20,741 --> 00:37:22,283 Get out of my way. 805 00:37:22,284 --> 00:37:24,411 I'm gonna take a shower. 806 00:37:28,123 --> 00:37:31,333 Look who finally decided to take a shower. 807 00:37:31,334 --> 00:37:33,252 Nice pecs, Weir. 808 00:37:33,253 --> 00:37:35,421 You look like a flatchested girl. 809 00:37:35,422 --> 00:37:38,340 [Laughs] Flatchested girl. 810 00:37:38,341 --> 00:37:41,177 Well, I'm proud of my body. 811 00:37:41,178 --> 00:37:43,929 [Mockingly] Oh, he's proud of his body. 812 00:37:43,930 --> 00:37:46,265 Oh, well, you should be proud. Look at this. 813 00:37:46,266 --> 00:37:47,391 Get out of my way. 814 00:37:47,392 --> 00:37:48,953 Maybe you should show it to everybody then, 815 00:37:48,977 --> 00:37:51,395 - huh, Weir? - What are you doing? 816 00:37:51,396 --> 00:37:54,899 Come on, guys. Guys, come on, don't- 817 00:37:54,900 --> 00:37:57,152 I wouldn't want you to miss class. 818 00:38:00,238 --> 00:38:01,530 Oh, come on! 819 00:38:01,531 --> 00:38:03,324 [Pounding on door] 820 00:38:03,325 --> 00:38:05,868 Let me in! Mr. Fredricks! 821 00:38:05,869 --> 00:38:08,162 So, uh, how long have you been teaching? 822 00:38:08,163 --> 00:38:09,205 Two months. 823 00:38:09,206 --> 00:38:11,248 Two months? Do you like it? 824 00:38:11,249 --> 00:38:12,625 I love it. I love it, too. 825 00:38:12,626 --> 00:38:14,335 Mr. Fredricks! 826 00:38:14,336 --> 00:38:16,378 Oh, I'm sorry, Weir. 827 00:38:16,379 --> 00:38:19,216 I forgot to take that! 828 00:38:21,510 --> 00:38:22,510 God! 829 00:38:22,511 --> 00:38:24,888 [Laughs] 830 00:38:29,351 --> 00:38:31,811 [Panting] 831 00:38:31,812 --> 00:38:33,187 Got some shorts in my locker. 832 00:38:33,188 --> 00:38:35,189 J“ one step beyond 833 00:38:35,190 --> 00:38:37,358 [upbeat music] 834 00:38:37,359 --> 00:38:40,070 [School bell rings] 835 00:38:41,238 --> 00:38:42,822 [Gasps] 836 00:38:42,823 --> 00:38:45,826 [Indistinct chatter] 837 00:38:49,204 --> 00:38:51,081 Why? 838 00:38:54,292 --> 00:38:56,085 Sam, Alan's gone. 839 00:38:56,086 --> 00:38:58,254 It's all clear, you can come back now. 840 00:38:58,255 --> 00:39:00,799 J“ one step beyond 841 00:39:02,467 --> 00:39:03,926 hey, Lindsay. 842 00:39:03,927 --> 00:39:06,053 - Hey. 843 00:39:06,054 --> 00:39:08,430 Can I, uh-can I talk to you for a second? 844 00:39:08,431 --> 00:39:10,307 Yeah. Sure. 845 00:39:10,308 --> 00:39:12,060 Yeah? Come on. 846 00:39:16,314 --> 00:39:17,398 Strea ker! 847 00:39:17,399 --> 00:39:19,150 Go, Sam! Go! 848 00:39:26,449 --> 00:39:28,076 [No audible dialogue] 849 00:39:35,542 --> 00:39:37,836 J“ one step beyond 850 00:39:39,921 --> 00:39:40,963 but where you from? 851 00:39:40,964 --> 00:39:42,089 I'm from here. 852 00:39:42,090 --> 00:39:43,549 I actually live down the street. 853 00:39:43,550 --> 00:39:44,758 You're from right here? 854 00:39:44,759 --> 00:39:45,927 - Yeah, yeah. - Oh, my- 855 00:39:48,346 --> 00:39:51,473 yeah, right. You know- 856 00:39:51,474 --> 00:39:54,393 oh, jeez. 857 00:39:54,394 --> 00:39:56,061 J“ one step beyond 858 00:39:56,062 --> 00:40:00,107 well, what the hell are you looking at? 859 00:40:00,108 --> 00:40:03,987 Weir, the shower's that way. 860 00:40:07,532 --> 00:40:09,366 I just wanted you to know I can't stop 861 00:40:09,367 --> 00:40:10,993 thinking about that kiss. 862 00:40:10,994 --> 00:40:14,705 Oh, good. 863 00:40:14,706 --> 00:40:17,625 It really meant a lot to me. 864 00:40:17,626 --> 00:40:19,628 I'm glad. 865 00:40:22,047 --> 00:40:23,923 Let's, uh, go out to the patio. 866 00:40:23,924 --> 00:40:25,424 Pafio? 867 00:40:25,425 --> 00:40:27,009 I thought you were fighting with those guys. 868 00:40:27,010 --> 00:40:29,053 Yeah, we were, but not anymore. 869 00:40:29,054 --> 00:40:30,387 We fight like that all the time. 870 00:40:30,388 --> 00:40:32,389 - It doesn't mean anything. - Oh. 871 00:40:32,390 --> 00:40:34,099 They heard what happened at the audition. 872 00:40:34,100 --> 00:40:36,227 They came over last night, we're cool. 873 00:40:37,604 --> 00:40:38,979 No, you guys, I'm serious. 874 00:40:38,980 --> 00:40:40,230 I think my mom, like, 875 00:40:40,231 --> 00:40:42,149 wants to come see the band play or something. 876 00:40:42,150 --> 00:40:43,484 When she gets out of rehab? 877 00:40:43,485 --> 00:40:46,487 [Laughs] Shut up. 878 00:40:46,488 --> 00:40:48,238 [Cheers and applause] 879 00:40:48,239 --> 00:40:50,157 Ringo starr. 880 00:40:50,158 --> 00:40:52,451 You finally got your wish, Nick. 881 00:40:52,452 --> 00:40:54,078 You're as good a drummer as John bonham. 882 00:40:54,079 --> 00:40:55,412 Of course he's dead. 883 00:40:55,413 --> 00:40:57,331 [Laughter] 884 00:40:57,332 --> 00:40:59,542 You should've seen the looks on those guys' faces, man. 885 00:40:59,751 --> 00:41:02,087 I think I ruined their love of music forever. 886 00:41:02,295 --> 00:41:04,630 [Laughter] 887 00:41:04,631 --> 00:41:06,507 Hey, hey, is dimension gonna charge you 888 00:41:06,508 --> 00:41:08,342 for the pee stain you left on the drum seat? 889 00:41:08,343 --> 00:41:11,303 Shut up. Look, dimension sucks, man. 890 00:41:11,304 --> 00:41:12,721 You're too good for them. 891 00:41:12,722 --> 00:41:14,139 I saw 'em open for tull, 892 00:41:14,140 --> 00:41:15,641 they got booed off the stage. 893 00:41:15,642 --> 00:41:18,228 Thanks a lot, man. 894 00:41:20,230 --> 00:41:21,981 [Whispering] Hey, Lindsay. 895 00:41:23,483 --> 00:41:25,067 So are we gonna rehearse at your house today, 896 00:41:25,068 --> 00:41:26,652 or is the old man gonna pop a vein? 897 00:41:26,653 --> 00:41:27,861 [Whispering] You are such a slut. 898 00:41:27,862 --> 00:41:29,405 No. It's cool. We just gotta be out by 5:00. 899 00:41:29,406 --> 00:41:31,949 Hey, let's play some real songs for once. 900 00:41:31,950 --> 00:41:34,076 I wrote out some Iggy pop and ramones songs. 901 00:41:34,077 --> 00:41:35,452 Aw, the ramones? 902 00:41:35,453 --> 00:41:37,955 The ramones only play, like, three chords, man. 903 00:41:37,956 --> 00:41:39,665 All right, so I'll learn another one. 904 00:41:39,666 --> 00:41:41,583 I gotta pee. 905 00:41:41,584 --> 00:41:43,544 I heard that you jumped him. 906 00:41:43,545 --> 00:41:44,837 What? 907 00:41:44,838 --> 00:41:46,505 You don't have to act innocent, Lindsay, 908 00:41:46,506 --> 00:41:47,674 I know you're a slut. 909 00:41:49,259 --> 00:41:51,302 I'm pretty sure Cindy didn't see you. 910 00:41:51,511 --> 00:41:54,805 And if she did, it was just with her peripheral vision, so 911 00:41:54,806 --> 00:41:57,182 you know, it wouldn't be bad if people saw my back. 912 00:41:57,183 --> 00:42:00,061 But my front's a whole 'nother story, you know? 913 00:42:01,396 --> 00:42:04,064 Maybe I could transfer to another school. 914 00:42:04,065 --> 00:42:07,609 Well, well, well. 915 00:42:07,610 --> 00:42:10,696 Hey, Weir, that was fun in gym class today, huh? 916 00:42:10,697 --> 00:42:12,990 Leave me alone. 917 00:42:12,991 --> 00:42:14,575 I heard they're bringing in the psychiatrist 918 00:42:14,576 --> 00:42:16,244 for all the kids who had to see you naked. 919 00:42:16,411 --> 00:42:18,162 Shut up, Alan. 920 00:42:18,163 --> 00:42:20,497 - There he is! - Whoo! 921 00:42:20,498 --> 00:42:22,124 Hey, Sam, I heard you streaked! 922 00:42:22,125 --> 00:42:24,585 Way to go! 923 00:42:24,586 --> 00:42:26,545 [Cheers and applause] 924 00:42:26,546 --> 00:42:29,423 Hey, shut up! 925 00:42:29,424 --> 00:42:31,634 All right, Sam. 926 00:42:33,428 --> 00:42:37,514 You guys are losers, and you always will be. 927 00:42:37,515 --> 00:42:38,640 Then how come you're the one 928 00:42:38,641 --> 00:42:40,685 riding home with no friends? 929 00:42:42,562 --> 00:42:44,189 You're like a god. 930 00:42:44,397 --> 00:42:46,524 People are gonna worship you. 931 00:42:48,943 --> 00:42:54,824 [Playing along with recording] 932 00:43:09,422 --> 00:43:14,302 [Recorded audience cheering] 933 00:43:16,387 --> 00:43:19,015 I play so much better when you're around. 934 00:43:20,600 --> 00:43:22,559 Hey, I want to play it again. 935 00:43:22,560 --> 00:43:24,520 Put more dry ice in the bucket. 936 00:43:24,521 --> 00:43:26,272 Sure. 937 00:43:31,152 --> 00:43:32,569 Thanks. 938 00:43:32,570 --> 00:43:36,282 [Rock music]