1 00:00:01,879 --> 00:00:04,839 There's two ways you can look at anything in this life. 2 00:00:04,840 --> 00:00:06,132 Take my job, for instance. 3 00:00:06,133 --> 00:00:07,592 I could get up every morning 4 00:00:07,593 --> 00:00:11,137 and go... [whining] 5 00:00:11,138 --> 00:00:13,264 I don't wanna go and help a bunch of kids. 6 00:00:13,265 --> 00:00:14,557 I'm tired. 7 00:00:14,558 --> 00:00:15,725 But I don't. 8 00:00:15,726 --> 00:00:18,228 I get up and put on my shirt and my tie, 9 00:00:18,229 --> 00:00:21,147 and I say, “hot dog, let me at 'em!“ 10 00:00:21,148 --> 00:00:24,108 do you actually say the words "hot dog"? 11 00:00:24,109 --> 00:00:27,070 Yes, I do. 12 00:00:27,071 --> 00:00:29,155 I know you're struggling. 13 00:00:29,156 --> 00:00:31,408 That's why they made guidance counselors for... 14 00:00:31,617 --> 00:00:32,617 To help you. 15 00:00:33,077 --> 00:00:35,411 I understand you've just been through puberty. 16 00:00:35,412 --> 00:00:36,788 You guys are tall. 17 00:00:36,789 --> 00:00:38,206 I'm surprised you fit through that door, 18 00:00:38,207 --> 00:00:39,582 quite frankly, okay? 19 00:00:39,583 --> 00:00:40,917 A lot of times you might see... 20 00:00:40,918 --> 00:00:42,502 Maybe you're taking a shower or something, 21 00:00:42,503 --> 00:00:44,087 and you go, “what are these?" 22 00:00:44,088 --> 00:00:45,547 “What's that?“ 23 00:00:45,548 --> 00:00:48,758 but you feel alone and confused, 24 00:00:48,759 --> 00:00:51,678 and you don't think anyone understands. 25 00:00:51,679 --> 00:00:54,556 Well, I do. 26 00:00:54,557 --> 00:00:56,558 Lots of people do, 27 00:00:56,559 --> 00:00:59,394 even Mr. Alice Cooper. 28 00:00:59,395 --> 00:01:01,229 Bet you don't think he's a square, do you? 29 00:01:01,230 --> 00:01:03,314 No, man. Alice Cooper rocks. 30 00:01:03,315 --> 00:01:04,399 Do you know this song? 31 00:01:04,400 --> 00:01:08,279 [Singing] Lines form on my face and hands 32 00:01:08,487 --> 00:01:13,241 lines form from the ups and downs 33 00:01:13,242 --> 00:01:17,580 I'm in the middle without any plans 34 00:01:17,788 --> 00:01:22,001 I'm a boy—or girl— And I'm a man—or woman 35 00:01:22,209 --> 00:01:23,961 I'm 18 36 00:01:24,128 --> 00:01:26,755 I get confused every day 37 00:01:26,964 --> 00:01:31,218 18, I just don't know what to say 38 00:01:31,427 --> 00:01:34,888 18, I gotta get away 39 00:01:35,097 --> 00:01:37,057 come on, Nick, fill in those drums there, will ya. 40 00:01:37,224 --> 00:01:38,516 [Guitar break] 41 00:01:38,517 --> 00:01:39,559 Aw, yeah! 42 00:01:39,560 --> 00:01:40,935 You guys know what I'm talkin' about? 43 00:01:40,936 --> 00:01:42,228 Is this making any sense at all? 44 00:01:42,229 --> 00:01:43,813 I think it is. 45 00:01:43,814 --> 00:01:45,273 [Singing] Whoa-oh 46 00:01:45,274 --> 00:01:46,983 oh, my god. 47 00:01:46,984 --> 00:01:48,568 That was brutal. 48 00:01:48,569 --> 00:01:49,986 I've never hated Alice Cooper 49 00:01:49,987 --> 00:01:52,072 as much as I do right now. 50 00:01:52,281 --> 00:01:54,950 Guys, Mr. Rosso's really good at the guitar. 51 00:01:55,159 --> 00:01:56,284 Some of those chords are hard. 52 00:01:56,285 --> 00:01:57,869 Lindsay. 53 00:01:57,870 --> 00:01:59,245 What? 54 00:01:59,246 --> 00:02:01,289 You're not gonna sing again, are you? 55 00:02:01,290 --> 00:02:03,875 No. I was having fun in there, 56 00:02:03,876 --> 00:02:05,418 but I'm worried about you. 57 00:02:05,419 --> 00:02:06,211 Why? 58 00:02:06,212 --> 00:02:08,421 Because you're not one of them. 59 00:02:08,422 --> 00:02:10,214 You're a different breed. 60 00:02:10,215 --> 00:02:12,592 I'm just worried because, before you know it, 61 00:02:12,593 --> 00:02:15,136 you're gonna have to start applying for colleges. 62 00:02:15,137 --> 00:02:17,388 And if you keep going the way you're going, 63 00:02:17,389 --> 00:02:19,932 some of those colleges may not want you. 64 00:02:19,933 --> 00:02:22,435 Well, maybe I don't want them. 65 00:02:22,436 --> 00:02:26,147 You know, not everybody in this world has to go to college. 66 00:02:26,148 --> 00:02:27,857 You know who didn't go to college? 67 00:02:27,858 --> 00:02:29,233 Einstein. 68 00:02:29,234 --> 00:02:31,277 Thomas Edison. 69 00:02:31,278 --> 00:02:32,237 [Indulgent sigh] 70 00:02:32,238 --> 00:02:34,447 Frank. 71 00:02:34,448 --> 00:02:35,615 Frank who? 72 00:02:35,616 --> 00:02:38,285 The dude who pumps my gas. 73 00:02:40,412 --> 00:02:42,747 Just saying. 74 00:02:42,748 --> 00:02:45,375 J” [Joan Jett and the blackhearts' “bad reputation"] 75 00:02:45,376 --> 00:02:48,295 J“ I don't give a damn 'bout my reputation 76 00:02:49,630 --> 00:02:52,132 j“ livin' in the past, it's a new generation 77 00:02:54,385 --> 00:02:56,427 j“ a girl can do what she wants to do 78 00:02:56,428 --> 00:02:58,972 I and that's what I'm gonna do 79 00:02:59,181 --> 00:03:01,642 I and I don't give a damn 'bout my bad reputation 80 00:03:03,811 --> 00:03:06,020 I oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no 81 00:03:06,021 --> 00:03:08,272 I not me, me, me me, me, me, me 82 00:03:08,273 --> 00:03:09,273 j“ whah! No! 83 00:03:09,274 --> 00:03:10,650 J“ no, no, no, no, no, no 84 00:03:10,651 --> 00:03:13,236 I not me, me, me me, me, me, me 85 00:03:13,237 --> 00:03:16,031 j“ I don't give a damn 'bout my reputation 86 00:03:18,200 --> 00:03:20,577 I I've never been afraid of any deviation 87 00:03:22,579 --> 00:03:25,039 I and I don't really care if you think I'm strange 88 00:03:25,040 --> 00:03:27,166 j“ I ain't gonna change 89 00:03:27,167 --> 00:03:31,087 I and I'm never gonna care 'bout my bad reputation 90 00:03:35,551 --> 00:03:37,593 so Lindsay, aunt Judy and uncle Gary 91 00:03:37,594 --> 00:03:39,430 sent you a birthday card. 92 00:03:45,477 --> 00:03:46,519 What is it? 93 00:03:46,520 --> 00:03:49,398 Oh, my god. 94 00:03:50,691 --> 00:03:53,818 They sent me $300 for my college fund. 95 00:03:53,819 --> 00:03:56,654 - Wow. - Through the mail? 96 00:03:56,655 --> 00:03:57,864 She's lucky that wasn't intercepted 97 00:03:57,865 --> 00:04:01,659 by some junkie working for the post office. 98 00:04:01,660 --> 00:04:04,495 Kids, your dad has a little treat for us tonight. 99 00:04:04,496 --> 00:04:05,913 - Harold? - Oh, yes. 100 00:04:05,914 --> 00:04:09,250 I was visiting Mr. Prieh at his store today. 101 00:04:09,251 --> 00:04:10,752 And he was selling a game 102 00:04:10,753 --> 00:04:12,545 that my family and I used to play 103 00:04:12,546 --> 00:04:15,173 when I was a kid, every Friday night. 104 00:04:15,174 --> 00:04:16,966 Pit. 105 00:04:16,967 --> 00:04:18,009 Pit? 106 00:04:18,010 --> 00:04:19,093 Pit. 107 00:04:19,094 --> 00:04:20,261 Sounds like fun. 108 00:04:21,930 --> 00:04:23,181 It's a stock-trading game. 109 00:04:23,182 --> 00:04:25,224 See, we all yell across the table at each other 110 00:04:25,225 --> 00:04:26,350 trying to get the other players 111 00:04:26,351 --> 00:04:27,810 to trade stocks with us. 112 00:04:27,811 --> 00:04:30,480 So we all sit around a table and you yell at us? 113 00:04:30,481 --> 00:04:33,024 You do that to us every night. 114 00:04:33,025 --> 00:04:35,193 I think it sounds like fun. 115 00:04:35,194 --> 00:04:36,819 Yeah, well, have a good time. 116 00:04:36,820 --> 00:04:38,404 I'm gonna go out on Friday night. 117 00:04:38,405 --> 00:04:40,740 Oh, yeah. Me, too. 118 00:04:40,741 --> 00:04:42,575 You know what? 119 00:04:42,576 --> 00:04:44,952 I'm sick and tired of you two 120 00:04:44,953 --> 00:04:47,371 acting as though you don't belong to a family. 121 00:04:47,372 --> 00:04:49,499 You act like you're staying at a hotel 122 00:04:49,500 --> 00:04:50,833 and we're your employees. 123 00:04:50,834 --> 00:04:51,876 Well, guess what? 124 00:04:51,877 --> 00:04:53,837 We are not your employees. 125 00:04:54,004 --> 00:04:55,963 We're your parents. 126 00:04:55,964 --> 00:04:58,090 Now, we created you and we deserve respect. 127 00:04:58,091 --> 00:05:00,134 We respect you. 128 00:05:00,135 --> 00:05:03,304 Oh, you can hardly stand to be around us. 129 00:05:03,305 --> 00:05:04,722 When you two were kids, 130 00:05:04,723 --> 00:05:06,516 you used to run around naked 131 00:05:06,517 --> 00:05:09,227 and lay in bed with us all night. 132 00:05:09,228 --> 00:05:10,479 We bathed you, 133 00:05:10,646 --> 00:05:11,979 and we cleaned your butts when you pooped 134 00:05:11,980 --> 00:05:13,523 and we loved it. 135 00:05:13,524 --> 00:05:15,900 Now we try to pat you on the head, 136 00:05:15,901 --> 00:05:18,611 and you run for the hills. 137 00:05:18,612 --> 00:05:20,446 Well, I'm fed up. 138 00:05:20,447 --> 00:05:22,615 We are going to be close from now on, 139 00:05:22,616 --> 00:05:24,492 whether you like it or not. 140 00:05:24,493 --> 00:05:26,327 We are going to spend quality time together, 141 00:05:26,328 --> 00:05:29,164 and we're going to enjoy it, damn it! 142 00:05:34,461 --> 00:05:37,004 The weirs are playing pit this Friday. 143 00:05:37,005 --> 00:05:38,382 Get used to it. 144 00:05:39,591 --> 00:05:41,343 Natural selection is a process 145 00:05:41,552 --> 00:05:44,136 in which weak and inferior genes 146 00:05:44,137 --> 00:05:45,805 are weeded out of the gene pool. 147 00:05:45,806 --> 00:05:48,140 Many of you may know this concept 148 00:05:48,141 --> 00:05:50,226 by its more popular nom de plume... 149 00:05:50,227 --> 00:05:52,019 Survival of the fittest. 150 00:05:52,020 --> 00:05:53,062 [Knock on door] 151 00:05:53,063 --> 00:05:55,482 Well, that might be Mr. Darwin now. 152 00:06:04,449 --> 00:06:06,492 Hi. I'm Maureen Sampson. 153 00:06:06,493 --> 00:06:08,661 I'm a transfer student. 154 00:06:08,662 --> 00:06:11,455 Oh. Well, uh, grab a free seat. 155 00:06:11,456 --> 00:06:15,335 Always room for another head on the chopping block. 156 00:06:18,714 --> 00:06:24,428 J“ [French pop song plays] 157 00:06:45,324 --> 00:06:47,868 I you are the one 158 00:06:56,418 --> 00:06:59,378 I saw Ronald Reagan kissing a monkey on TV last night. 159 00:06:59,379 --> 00:07:00,379 On the news? 160 00:07:00,380 --> 00:07:01,881 No, no, no. It was in a movie. 161 00:07:01,882 --> 00:07:03,299 He's a pretty good actor. 162 00:07:03,300 --> 00:07:05,093 So was the monkey... 163 00:07:10,432 --> 00:07:13,517 Uh, hi. 164 00:07:13,518 --> 00:07:15,686 I'm sorry. Is this your table? 165 00:07:15,687 --> 00:07:16,896 Well, we don't own it, 166 00:07:16,897 --> 00:07:19,315 but we kinda sit here every day. 167 00:07:19,316 --> 00:07:20,691 I can sit somewhere else. 168 00:07:20,692 --> 00:07:21,901 No, no, no. Please. 169 00:07:21,902 --> 00:07:22,986 Join us. 170 00:07:30,243 --> 00:07:32,871 So... where did you come from? 171 00:07:34,289 --> 00:07:35,289 My dad was transferred here 172 00:07:35,290 --> 00:07:36,666 to work for general motors. 173 00:07:36,667 --> 00:07:39,502 Really? My dad drives a coupe de ville, 174 00:07:39,503 --> 00:07:41,545 so we're practically related. 175 00:07:41,546 --> 00:07:43,798 [Chuckfing] 176 00:07:43,799 --> 00:07:46,509 So, are people nice here? 177 00:07:46,510 --> 00:07:48,260 Sometimes. 178 00:07:48,261 --> 00:07:50,346 You gotta be careful who you hang out with. 179 00:07:50,347 --> 00:07:52,349 There are a lot of characters in this school. 180 00:07:55,060 --> 00:07:58,479 So, we saw you in our biology class. 181 00:07:58,480 --> 00:07:59,690 How did you like it? 182 00:07:59,898 --> 00:08:01,108 Uh, it was okay. 183 00:08:01,316 --> 00:08:03,527 Teacher seemed kinda weird, though. 184 00:08:03,735 --> 00:08:04,945 Once he ran over an old lady, 185 00:08:05,153 --> 00:08:06,487 and then he blamed it on his car. 186 00:08:06,488 --> 00:08:07,947 He said the accelerator got stuck. 187 00:08:07,948 --> 00:08:09,949 Really? We had this teacher at our school, 188 00:08:09,950 --> 00:08:11,367 and this guy broke into his house, 189 00:08:11,368 --> 00:08:13,494 so the teacher shot him. 190 00:08:13,495 --> 00:08:14,620 With a gun? 191 00:08:14,621 --> 00:08:16,372 Yeah, but he didn't go to jail, 192 00:08:16,373 --> 00:08:18,624 'cause I guess if someone breaks into your house, 193 00:08:18,625 --> 00:08:21,377 you're allowed to shoot him. 194 00:08:21,378 --> 00:08:23,421 Our shop teacher got his hair caught in a lathe 195 00:08:23,422 --> 00:08:25,756 and then he got his whole scalp torn off 196 00:08:25,757 --> 00:08:28,467 and now he has to wear a wig. 197 00:08:28,468 --> 00:08:30,511 Our shop teacher got his pinky cut off 198 00:08:30,512 --> 00:08:31,846 by the radial arm saw. 199 00:08:31,847 --> 00:08:33,305 And when they tried to sew it back on, 200 00:08:33,306 --> 00:08:34,515 it didn't fit anymore. 201 00:08:34,516 --> 00:08:36,392 So now everyone calls him pinky tuscadero. 202 00:08:36,393 --> 00:08:37,978 [Laughing] 203 00:08:40,897 --> 00:08:42,231 I'm really glad I sat here. 204 00:08:42,232 --> 00:08:43,482 You guys are nice. 205 00:08:43,483 --> 00:08:46,861 You're really nice. 206 00:08:46,862 --> 00:08:50,197 Um, would you mind showing me the ropes around here? 207 00:08:50,198 --> 00:08:54,660 Sure. We could... Show you the ropes. 208 00:08:54,661 --> 00:08:55,995 But if I start bugging you, 209 00:08:55,996 --> 00:08:58,205 please, be sure and let me know. 210 00:08:58,206 --> 00:08:59,582 Oh, don't worry. 211 00:08:59,583 --> 00:09:02,544 We'd never let you bug us. 212 00:09:06,089 --> 00:09:09,467 Every old person thinks they're so smart. 213 00:09:09,468 --> 00:09:11,927 What, there's, like, no dumb old people? 214 00:09:13,096 --> 00:09:15,598 I just wanna be older so I can go to bars. 215 00:09:15,599 --> 00:09:18,601 Everything fun in this world happens in bars. 216 00:09:18,602 --> 00:09:20,561 Yeah. No kidding, man. 217 00:09:20,562 --> 00:09:23,481 I hear there's this kick-ass band called feedback 218 00:09:23,482 --> 00:09:25,608 playing at the rusty nail tomorrow night. 219 00:09:25,609 --> 00:09:27,276 But they're gonna card, so I can't... 220 00:09:27,277 --> 00:09:28,569 What can I do? 221 00:09:28,570 --> 00:09:32,656 Oh. Well, maybe I'll go. 222 00:09:32,657 --> 00:09:34,201 You'd better shut up. 223 00:09:34,409 --> 00:09:35,576 [Laughs] 224 00:09:35,577 --> 00:09:37,078 Just 'cause you got a fake I.D., 225 00:09:37,079 --> 00:09:39,455 don't go lording it over the rest of us. 226 00:09:39,456 --> 00:09:40,749 You have a fake I.D.? 227 00:09:40,916 --> 00:09:42,459 Yeah. You wanna check it out? 228 00:09:44,002 --> 00:09:47,463 It's my cousin's old driver's license. 229 00:09:47,464 --> 00:09:48,506 Oh, my god. 230 00:09:48,507 --> 00:09:50,549 This looks exactly like you. 231 00:09:50,550 --> 00:09:52,134 I know. 232 00:09:52,135 --> 00:09:54,386 Except it says you're 24. 233 00:09:57,307 --> 00:10:01,769 I look mature. Nobody ever stops me. 234 00:10:01,770 --> 00:10:04,105 Hey, Daniel, do you have one? 235 00:10:04,106 --> 00:10:06,732 [Everyone laughs] 236 00:10:06,733 --> 00:10:09,944 Some stupid bouncer asked what my star sign was. 237 00:10:09,945 --> 00:10:11,862 I didn't know, so he snagged it. 238 00:10:11,863 --> 00:10:16,951 Aw. “Capricorn, cancer, capricorn." 239 00:10:16,952 --> 00:10:19,036 Dude, I hate astrology. 240 00:10:19,037 --> 00:10:20,538 What, everybody born in the same month 241 00:10:20,539 --> 00:10:22,748 is gonna have the same life? 242 00:10:22,749 --> 00:10:24,625 Hey, you guys. 243 00:10:24,626 --> 00:10:28,712 We should get fake I.D.S and go see feedback. 244 00:10:28,713 --> 00:10:31,423 Howie gelfand sells fake I.D.S, 245 00:10:31,424 --> 00:10:33,300 but they cost like, uh, ton of money. 246 00:10:33,301 --> 00:10:35,219 I can't—I ain't got that kind of cash. 247 00:10:35,220 --> 00:10:38,389 Well, it just so happens that... 248 00:10:38,390 --> 00:10:40,766 I came into a little bit of cash. 249 00:10:40,767 --> 00:10:43,227 I could lend you guys some. 250 00:10:43,228 --> 00:10:44,688 Well, well, well. 251 00:10:46,731 --> 00:10:47,940 I don't know why, 252 00:10:47,941 --> 00:10:50,526 but I'm liking her more and more every day. 253 00:10:50,527 --> 00:10:52,486 Join the club. 254 00:10:53,738 --> 00:10:55,740 What are you— I'm just saying... 255 00:11:04,916 --> 00:11:06,167 Hey, Harris. Hey, Gordon. 256 00:11:06,168 --> 00:11:07,793 You met our new friend, Maureen? 257 00:11:08,795 --> 00:11:10,035 Hey, are you new at our school? 258 00:11:10,715 --> 00:11:12,006 You should stop by the a.V. Room. 259 00:11:12,007 --> 00:11:13,090 We just got a new beta machine. 260 00:11:13,091 --> 00:11:14,550 Thank you, Harris. You're very late, though. 261 00:11:14,551 --> 00:11:17,052 Hey, Maureen, tomorrow's pizza day in the cafeteria. 262 00:11:17,053 --> 00:11:19,471 Yeah. It's made out of real tomato sauce and everything. 263 00:11:19,472 --> 00:11:21,640 - Hi, Sam. - Hey. 264 00:11:21,641 --> 00:11:23,393 So, what are you guys doing after school? 265 00:11:23,602 --> 00:11:25,395 - You want to do something? - Yeah. 266 00:11:25,604 --> 00:11:27,498 Okay. Great. I don't have to be home until dinner. 267 00:11:27,522 --> 00:11:28,857 I don't have to be home ever. 268 00:11:32,569 --> 00:11:37,991 [Disco music playing] 269 00:11:44,164 --> 00:11:46,790 Oh, hi, uh, Howie! 270 00:11:46,791 --> 00:11:50,420 You come and take care of these fine young people. 271 00:12:02,599 --> 00:12:03,849 We need some fake I.D.S. 272 00:12:03,850 --> 00:12:06,435 Shh. I work here. 273 00:12:06,436 --> 00:12:07,436 Come here. 274 00:12:07,437 --> 00:12:10,941 I mean, we need some... slacks. 275 00:12:17,072 --> 00:12:20,115 Hello? All right. 276 00:12:20,116 --> 00:12:22,117 How many do you guys need? 277 00:12:22,118 --> 00:12:23,494 Four. 278 00:12:23,495 --> 00:12:25,246 Didn't I just get you one? 279 00:12:25,247 --> 00:12:26,330 You lose it already? 280 00:12:26,331 --> 00:12:29,333 Yeah. I'm not into astrology, okay? 281 00:12:29,334 --> 00:12:31,001 Astrology. It's not astrology. 282 00:12:31,002 --> 00:12:32,503 It's you, man. It's facts. 283 00:12:32,504 --> 00:12:33,837 It's who you're supposed to be. 284 00:12:33,838 --> 00:12:36,340 June—cancer, libra—october, capricorn—december. 285 00:12:36,341 --> 00:12:39,468 Know it. 1958. You are them. 286 00:12:39,469 --> 00:12:41,930 You gonna give us the I.D.S or not? 287 00:12:43,056 --> 00:12:44,348 Who's the chick? 288 00:12:44,349 --> 00:12:47,059 Hey, her name is Lindsay, all right? 289 00:12:47,060 --> 00:12:50,104 Sorry, bill laimbeer. You got some good timing. 290 00:12:50,105 --> 00:12:51,689 Just about to get a shipment of 291 00:12:51,690 --> 00:12:53,899 genuine Canadian drivers' licenses. 292 00:12:53,900 --> 00:12:56,318 - Canadian? - Canadian. 293 00:12:56,319 --> 00:12:58,279 - I need to look at your faces, memorize them... 294 00:12:58,280 --> 00:13:00,031 So I can find a match. 295 00:13:02,867 --> 00:13:05,370 Brown eyes, brown hair. 296 00:13:06,538 --> 00:13:09,416 Brown eyes, brown hair. 297 00:13:11,418 --> 00:13:15,422 Brown eyes, lovely brown hair. 298 00:13:16,881 --> 00:13:18,508 Brown eyes, brown hair. 299 00:13:22,262 --> 00:13:24,471 Okay. I got it. 300 00:13:24,472 --> 00:13:27,599 It's 100 bucks. Half in advance. 301 00:13:27,600 --> 00:13:29,184 Half of what? 302 00:13:29,185 --> 00:13:30,519 I got it. 303 00:13:30,520 --> 00:13:33,690 A chick with money. You got good taste, stretch. 304 00:13:35,984 --> 00:13:36,901 All right. 305 00:13:36,902 --> 00:13:38,862 Excuse me. Hey, gelfand. You know what? 306 00:13:39,029 --> 00:13:41,530 There's a box of parisian nightsuits in the back, 307 00:13:41,531 --> 00:13:43,532 and they're not gonna unpack themselves, all right? 308 00:13:43,533 --> 00:13:45,492 Okay, sir. I'll be there in one second. Thank you. 309 00:13:45,493 --> 00:13:47,202 I'm just, uh, helping these customers. 310 00:13:47,203 --> 00:13:48,579 These look great, sir. These look great. 311 00:13:48,580 --> 00:13:50,331 Okay. I'll see you guys at 11:00, huh? 312 00:13:50,332 --> 00:13:52,083 - All right. - All right. Thanks a lot. 313 00:13:52,292 --> 00:13:55,419 Had to bring the big rocket, didn't you? 314 00:13:55,420 --> 00:13:57,880 What? So I got a big rocket. 315 00:13:57,881 --> 00:14:00,632 What am I supposed to do, cut it in half? 316 00:14:00,633 --> 00:14:03,469 There she is. 317 00:14:03,470 --> 00:14:06,347 She is beautiful. 318 00:14:06,348 --> 00:14:09,558 I can't believe she's gonna hang out with us. 319 00:14:09,559 --> 00:14:12,686 What if I'm asleep right now and this is just a dream, 320 00:14:12,687 --> 00:14:14,938 and any moment Maureen and I are gonna make love? 321 00:14:15,940 --> 00:14:18,650 Then what are we doing here? 322 00:14:18,651 --> 00:14:20,110 Maybe this is my nightmare. 323 00:14:23,114 --> 00:14:26,951 Oh, my god, she's running to get to us. 324 00:14:33,583 --> 00:14:35,125 Hi, guys! 325 00:14:35,126 --> 00:14:36,418 Hey, Maureen. 326 00:14:36,419 --> 00:14:37,419 Your rockets look great. 327 00:14:37,462 --> 00:14:39,713 God, bill, your rocket's huge. 328 00:14:39,714 --> 00:14:43,927 Oh, it is? I hadn't noticed. 329 00:14:44,094 --> 00:14:45,427 I've never launched a rocket before. 330 00:14:45,428 --> 00:14:46,678 This is gonna be fun. 331 00:14:46,679 --> 00:14:50,432 Okay, cape canaveral, ready for lift-off. 332 00:14:50,433 --> 00:14:52,101 Ready to launch this thing? 333 00:14:52,102 --> 00:14:53,936 Heck, yeah. 334 00:14:53,937 --> 00:15:00,068 J“ [Billy Joel's “rosalinda's eyes"] 335 00:15:04,030 --> 00:15:09,828 J“ I play nights in the Spanish part of town 336 00:15:10,036 --> 00:15:13,498 j“ I've got music in my hands 337 00:15:18,420 --> 00:15:22,005 j' but that don't get me down 338 00:15:22,006 --> 00:15:23,842 j“ rosalinda understands 339 00:15:28,054 --> 00:15:34,017 j“ crazy iatin dancing solo down in herald square 340 00:15:34,018 --> 00:15:39,731 I oh, Havana, I've been searching for you everywhere 341 00:15:39,732 --> 00:15:42,359 j“ though I'll never be there 342 00:15:42,360 --> 00:15:45,112 j“ I know what I would see there 343 00:15:45,113 --> 00:15:48,992 j“ I could always find my Cuban skies 344 00:15:49,159 --> 00:15:50,994 j“ in rosalinda's eyes 345 00:16:08,136 --> 00:16:12,182 All: 5, 4, 3, 2, 1! 346 00:16:14,893 --> 00:16:17,312 [Laughter] 347 00:16:23,568 --> 00:16:28,155 So, going to the rusty nail with Nick. 348 00:16:28,156 --> 00:16:31,783 This is gonna be like your guys' first real date, huh? 349 00:16:31,784 --> 00:16:34,578 I don't know. Not really. 350 00:16:34,579 --> 00:16:36,747 We're not going out or anything. 351 00:16:36,748 --> 00:16:40,250 Yeah, but you're definitely more than friends. 352 00:16:40,251 --> 00:16:43,670 I don't know. 353 00:16:43,671 --> 00:16:45,797 We only kissed once, and it's not... 354 00:16:45,798 --> 00:16:47,174 It's not a big deal. 355 00:16:47,175 --> 00:16:49,551 I don't know. There's a real connection, man. 356 00:16:49,552 --> 00:16:51,094 I'm telling you guys, she likes me. 357 00:16:51,095 --> 00:16:53,430 So are you guys, like, a couple now? 358 00:16:53,431 --> 00:16:56,141 We're—we're not into labeling things, you know? 359 00:16:56,142 --> 00:16:59,062 We have a more mature relationship than that. 360 00:16:59,229 --> 00:17:02,272 Let's just say we have an understanding. 361 00:17:02,273 --> 00:17:04,650 Well, I'm glad you have an understanding, 362 00:17:04,651 --> 00:17:07,111 'cause I don't know what the hell you're talking about. 363 00:17:10,240 --> 00:17:13,075 So, is this what having a girlfriend is gonna be like? 364 00:17:13,076 --> 00:17:15,577 She's your best friend and she's beautiful 365 00:17:15,578 --> 00:17:18,247 and you can say and do anything in front of her? 366 00:17:18,248 --> 00:17:19,790 Well, my dad always says that's what women 367 00:17:19,791 --> 00:17:21,542 want you to think before you marry them. 368 00:17:21,543 --> 00:17:23,877 That's how they suck you in. 369 00:17:23,878 --> 00:17:25,295 She's the kind of woman 370 00:17:25,296 --> 00:17:26,797 you could cut the cheese in front of. 371 00:17:26,798 --> 00:17:29,800 Oh, yeah, bill, that's what love is all about. 372 00:17:29,801 --> 00:17:33,762 It is. I mean, you couldn't be in love with someone 373 00:17:33,763 --> 00:17:36,598 if you couldn't. 374 00:17:36,599 --> 00:17:38,559 Think about it. 375 00:17:38,560 --> 00:17:40,143 That is true. I mean... 376 00:17:40,144 --> 00:17:43,689 You have to sleep with your wife every night of your life. 377 00:17:43,690 --> 00:17:46,775 If you couldn't blast one in bed, you'd get physically ill. 378 00:17:46,776 --> 00:17:48,110 Oh, come on, guys. 379 00:17:48,111 --> 00:17:50,445 You can't fart in front of a woman. 380 00:17:50,446 --> 00:17:52,197 What do you think you do, get up and run outside 381 00:17:52,198 --> 00:17:55,033 every time you have to let one rip? 382 00:17:55,034 --> 00:17:56,327 You'd never get any sleep. 383 00:17:57,287 --> 00:18:00,372 I think I might like Maureen, too. 384 00:18:00,373 --> 00:18:02,457 Wait. I thought you liked Cindy Sanders. 385 00:18:02,458 --> 00:18:07,004 I mean, I do, but, you know, Maureen talks to us. 386 00:18:07,005 --> 00:18:09,006 She's not as scary. 387 00:18:09,007 --> 00:18:10,799 No. No, no. I'm asking her out. 388 00:18:10,800 --> 00:18:12,927 She clearly likes me best. 389 00:18:13,136 --> 00:18:14,429 How do you know? 390 00:18:14,637 --> 00:18:16,221 You see the way she looks at me? 391 00:18:16,222 --> 00:18:18,098 She can barely contain herself. 392 00:18:18,099 --> 00:18:19,349 You just happen to be looking at her 393 00:18:19,350 --> 00:18:21,476 every time she's thinking about me. 394 00:18:21,477 --> 00:18:23,478 Okay. We're all in love with her, 395 00:18:23,479 --> 00:18:24,896 and Maureen likes all of us. 396 00:18:24,897 --> 00:18:29,860 So all we have to do now is decide who gets her. 397 00:18:29,861 --> 00:18:31,737 How do we do that? 398 00:18:31,738 --> 00:18:34,239 The same way we decided who had to stand in line 399 00:18:34,240 --> 00:18:38,285 for “the empire strikes back" tickets. 400 00:18:38,286 --> 00:18:39,828 I'll get the hat. 401 00:18:39,829 --> 00:18:43,332 Sam, excited about the big pit game on Friday? 402 00:18:43,333 --> 00:18:46,001 Well, I guess I have to be. 403 00:18:46,002 --> 00:18:48,796 Hey, honey, can you come in here for a minute? 404 00:18:51,132 --> 00:18:52,634 I like pit. 405 00:18:52,842 --> 00:18:54,135 You don't even know what pit is. 406 00:18:56,137 --> 00:19:01,433 Honey, you cannot force these kids to spend time with us. 407 00:19:01,434 --> 00:19:03,101 Did you know that in some cultures, 408 00:19:03,102 --> 00:19:04,811 if your children shame you, 409 00:19:04,812 --> 00:19:06,855 you're allowed to have them executed? 410 00:19:06,856 --> 00:19:08,190 Well, I feel shamed. 411 00:19:08,191 --> 00:19:09,232 Oh, Harold. 412 00:19:09,233 --> 00:19:10,567 I'm not swinging an ax. 413 00:19:10,568 --> 00:19:12,861 I just want them to play pit with me. 414 00:19:12,862 --> 00:19:14,738 I mean, is that so horrible? 415 00:19:14,739 --> 00:19:18,450 Honey, it— It's like that old saying... 416 00:19:18,451 --> 00:19:21,912 If you love something, set it free. 417 00:19:21,913 --> 00:19:25,749 Maybe if we try not to force it, they'll come to us. 418 00:19:25,750 --> 00:19:28,085 Well, all right. 419 00:19:28,086 --> 00:19:29,286 - There you go. - They're free. 420 00:19:29,379 --> 00:19:30,880 Let 'em free. Let 'em go. 421 00:19:38,805 --> 00:19:39,971 All right, bill, you pick. 422 00:19:39,972 --> 00:19:41,306 Wait. Why does he get to pick? 423 00:19:41,307 --> 00:19:42,850 Because I don't trust you. 424 00:19:44,811 --> 00:19:47,938 Just pick fast. Don't try to feel around for your paper. 425 00:19:47,939 --> 00:19:49,815 I'm not. I'm just trying to pick one. 426 00:19:49,816 --> 00:19:51,859 Quit being so paranoid. 427 00:19:55,780 --> 00:19:58,782 Okay. Now we know that the words on this paper 428 00:19:58,783 --> 00:20:00,409 could potentially change our lives. 429 00:20:00,410 --> 00:20:01,868 - I don't want any— - Oh, come on. 430 00:20:01,869 --> 00:20:03,746 Just open the paper. 431 00:20:07,083 --> 00:20:10,586 Oh, no. Not him. 432 00:20:10,753 --> 00:20:12,255 I'm the happiest man in the world. 433 00:20:12,422 --> 00:20:13,464 Oh, great, bill. 434 00:20:13,673 --> 00:20:15,757 Now you can go and fart in front of her. 435 00:20:15,758 --> 00:20:17,884 You'll make quite the impression. 436 00:20:17,885 --> 00:20:20,137 Wait a minute. He wet his paper with spit. 437 00:20:20,138 --> 00:20:22,139 - What? - That's how he wins every time. 438 00:20:22,140 --> 00:20:24,850 He just feels for the wet one. 439 00:20:24,851 --> 00:20:27,602 Mrs. Maureen haverchuck. 440 00:20:27,603 --> 00:20:29,814 Has a nice ring to it, don't you think? 441 00:20:37,905 --> 00:20:39,448 Hey, Lindsay! 442 00:20:39,449 --> 00:20:42,117 How are we this morning? 443 00:20:42,118 --> 00:20:43,618 I've got some brochures 444 00:20:43,619 --> 00:20:44,779 from some Ivy league schools. 445 00:20:44,871 --> 00:20:46,455 Several are in color. 446 00:20:46,456 --> 00:20:48,749 Mr. Rosso, why can't you just leave me alone? 447 00:20:48,750 --> 00:20:50,208 Because it's my job. 448 00:20:50,209 --> 00:20:51,251 I'm a guidance counselor. 449 00:20:51,252 --> 00:20:52,919 I'm trying to guide you. 450 00:20:52,920 --> 00:20:55,089 Well, guide someone else. 451 00:20:56,674 --> 00:20:57,841 I heard the words, 452 00:20:57,842 --> 00:20:59,092 but your eyes said something else. 453 00:20:59,093 --> 00:21:01,970 They said, “I'm lost. I need your help. 454 00:21:01,971 --> 00:21:04,639 Don't listen to me. Guide me." 455 00:21:04,640 --> 00:21:06,642 - I don't need your help. - Okay. 456 00:21:06,809 --> 00:21:08,143 Tell you what. Why don't I just come 457 00:21:08,144 --> 00:21:10,896 and visit you then in the prison... 458 00:21:10,897 --> 00:21:12,022 Where you'll be living... 459 00:21:12,023 --> 00:21:13,315 And give you some really good advice, 460 00:21:13,316 --> 00:21:16,193 like should you get shanked in the yard or the dining hall? 461 00:21:16,194 --> 00:21:18,112 When you have your baby, which prison guard 462 00:21:18,279 --> 00:21:19,821 should take care of it? That kind of thing. 463 00:21:19,822 --> 00:21:22,240 That'd be a great way to do my job, don't you think? 464 00:21:22,241 --> 00:21:25,077 Only time will tell. See you at the prison yard. 465 00:21:31,250 --> 00:21:34,836 All right. Ready to get yourself a new girlfriend? 466 00:21:34,837 --> 00:21:36,422 Never been readier. 467 00:21:36,589 --> 00:21:37,964 What are you gonna say to her? 468 00:21:37,965 --> 00:21:39,090 I don't know. 469 00:21:39,091 --> 00:21:42,302 I'm just gonna let the love... flow. 470 00:21:42,303 --> 00:21:44,346 God, this is so unfair. 471 00:21:44,347 --> 00:21:46,681 Here she comes. 472 00:21:46,682 --> 00:21:48,141 I gotta get something out of my locker. 473 00:21:48,142 --> 00:21:50,644 What are you doing? Go on. 474 00:21:50,645 --> 00:21:51,686 I told you guys. 475 00:21:51,687 --> 00:21:53,313 That's why you should've let me have her. 476 00:21:53,314 --> 00:21:56,066 I know what to say to a woman. 477 00:21:56,067 --> 00:21:57,984 Oh, wow. She's... Talking to Vicki. 478 00:21:57,985 --> 00:21:59,528 - How do you like it? - It's great. 479 00:21:59,529 --> 00:22:01,197 I've met some really nice people. 480 00:22:03,074 --> 00:22:04,826 - What's wrong? - What's wrong? 481 00:22:04,992 --> 00:22:06,952 The minute she starts getting with that crowd, 482 00:22:06,953 --> 00:22:08,120 we'll never see her again. 483 00:22:08,287 --> 00:22:09,746 You think she's gonna hang out with us 484 00:22:09,747 --> 00:22:13,083 after hanging out with all those jocks and cheerleaders? 485 00:22:13,084 --> 00:22:14,417 Why wouldn't she? 486 00:22:14,418 --> 00:22:16,044 Because they're pod people. 487 00:22:16,045 --> 00:22:18,004 It's like “invasion of the body snatchers... 488 00:22:18,005 --> 00:22:19,673 They'll make her one of them. 489 00:22:19,674 --> 00:22:20,966 We'll see her in a week, 490 00:22:20,967 --> 00:22:23,093 and she'll be all... [Screeching] 491 00:22:23,094 --> 00:22:25,053 Oh, man! 492 00:22:25,054 --> 00:22:27,138 We've gotta get her away from Vicki! 493 00:22:27,139 --> 00:22:29,558 - What're we gonna do? - Um... 494 00:22:29,559 --> 00:22:31,101 Hello! 495 00:22:31,102 --> 00:22:33,103 Oh! Eli! Eli, come here. 496 00:22:33,104 --> 00:22:35,772 Oh, hi! Hi, bill! Hi, Neal! Hi, Sam! 497 00:22:35,773 --> 00:22:36,732 - Hi, Eli. - Hey, Eli. 498 00:22:36,733 --> 00:22:38,817 Eli, Vicki appleby told me 499 00:22:38,818 --> 00:22:42,279 that she doesn't think “three's company" is funny. 500 00:22:42,280 --> 00:22:44,824 - But it's the funniest show on TV! 501 00:22:44,991 --> 00:22:49,744 I know. That's what I told her, but... 502 00:22:49,745 --> 00:22:52,205 I better go talk to her. 503 00:22:52,206 --> 00:22:53,206 Okay. 504 00:22:55,126 --> 00:22:56,251 Do you cheerlead? 505 00:22:56,252 --> 00:22:58,044 - No, I— - Excuse me. 506 00:22:58,045 --> 00:23:00,463 “Three's company" is the best show on TV. 507 00:23:00,464 --> 00:23:01,757 Oh? Oh... 508 00:23:01,924 --> 00:23:03,174 - Really? - Yes. 509 00:23:03,175 --> 00:23:05,302 The ropers don't want Jack living with two girls 510 00:23:05,303 --> 00:23:07,304 because he doesn't want any dirty stuff going on 511 00:23:07,305 --> 00:23:10,307 in—in his apartment building. 512 00:23:10,308 --> 00:23:13,268 There was this scene where Jack had lost his voice... 513 00:23:13,269 --> 00:23:15,478 Maureen, do you wanna come to class with us? 514 00:23:15,479 --> 00:23:18,273 Oh. Sure. Uh... Talk to you later, Vicki. 515 00:23:18,274 --> 00:23:20,108 Uh. Okay. Bye. 516 00:23:20,109 --> 00:23:22,110 So, which class are you headed to? 517 00:23:22,111 --> 00:23:23,278 Oh, social studies. 518 00:23:23,279 --> 00:23:25,572 Oh, cool. We're going there, too. 519 00:23:27,575 --> 00:23:30,118 Congratulations, everybody. 520 00:23:30,119 --> 00:23:31,411 You're all of age. 521 00:23:31,412 --> 00:23:32,663 Oh, yeah. 522 00:23:36,083 --> 00:23:39,045 Who the hell is “Jesus h. Garcia"? 523 00:23:39,253 --> 00:23:41,421 - It's “hey-Soos." - It's your new identity. 524 00:23:41,422 --> 00:23:43,102 Tell me that picture doesn't look like you. 525 00:23:45,468 --> 00:23:48,261 This picture doesn't look like me, man. 526 00:23:48,262 --> 00:23:49,889 Sure it does, man. 527 00:23:50,056 --> 00:23:51,514 Well, it's gotta be better than mine. 528 00:23:51,515 --> 00:23:53,224 Mine looks kinda Chinese. 529 00:23:53,225 --> 00:23:54,894 Yeah. Hey, mine looks Chinese, too. 530 00:23:55,061 --> 00:23:56,394 What's going on with that? 531 00:23:56,395 --> 00:23:57,979 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 532 00:23:57,980 --> 00:24:00,732 There's a big Vietnamese community up there in alberta. 533 00:24:00,733 --> 00:24:02,484 This says I'm 29. 534 00:24:02,485 --> 00:24:04,235 That doesn't matter. Mine says I'm 34. 535 00:24:04,236 --> 00:24:06,863 I have no problems. It's fine. 536 00:24:06,864 --> 00:24:09,115 Why don't you give us the money back? 537 00:24:09,116 --> 00:24:12,452 That's top-grade stuff. You don't get refunds. 538 00:24:12,453 --> 00:24:14,163 Give us the money back, all right? 539 00:24:17,750 --> 00:24:20,001 All right. 540 00:24:20,002 --> 00:24:22,128 You know, it's hard to find matches for you guys. 541 00:24:22,129 --> 00:24:23,838 No one in Canada looks like you. 542 00:24:23,839 --> 00:24:25,091 You know what? 543 00:24:25,341 --> 00:24:27,259 I think I'm gonna go with Jesus here. 544 00:24:27,468 --> 00:24:28,678 I think I can pull it off. 545 00:24:28,886 --> 00:24:33,181 Finally, a sane man. God, this is... 546 00:24:33,182 --> 00:24:34,808 Oh, guys, by the way... 547 00:24:34,809 --> 00:24:36,476 Tomorrow, at silverman's, 548 00:24:36,477 --> 00:24:39,270 we're having a big sale— Half-off on all dress shirts. 549 00:24:39,271 --> 00:24:41,314 Maybe you guys come by, I'll hook you up. 550 00:24:41,315 --> 00:24:43,024 Be nice. 551 00:24:43,025 --> 00:24:44,317 Oh, thanks, Howie. 552 00:24:44,318 --> 00:24:46,069 Yeah. Thanks for nothing. 553 00:24:46,070 --> 00:24:49,280 Wait. That's it? 554 00:24:49,281 --> 00:24:51,658 We don't have I.D.S, and the band's playing tonight. 555 00:24:51,659 --> 00:24:53,368 That's my only connection. 556 00:24:53,369 --> 00:24:54,744 Yeah. I don't know anybody. 557 00:24:54,745 --> 00:24:57,956 Wait. I think I might. 558 00:24:57,957 --> 00:24:59,207 Maybe we can split up the day 559 00:24:59,208 --> 00:25:01,042 and make sure at least one of us 560 00:25:01,043 --> 00:25:02,293 is with her between each class. 561 00:25:02,294 --> 00:25:03,545 That way, we can make sure 562 00:25:03,546 --> 00:25:06,007 that she doesn't talk to anyone but us. 563 00:25:08,175 --> 00:25:09,259 Hi! 564 00:25:09,260 --> 00:25:12,262 Oh, no. It's Vicki. 565 00:25:12,263 --> 00:25:13,556 Where's Eli? 566 00:25:13,723 --> 00:25:16,642 Sam, quick, go talk to her about “three's company... 567 00:25:16,809 --> 00:25:18,059 Oh, hey, Maureen! 568 00:25:18,060 --> 00:25:19,978 You wanna come sit with us? 569 00:25:19,979 --> 00:25:22,732 Oh. Yeah. I'll talk to you in algebra. 570 00:25:25,151 --> 00:25:27,194 Oh, you got pudding. 571 00:25:28,738 --> 00:25:30,780 I like pudding, too. 572 00:25:30,781 --> 00:25:32,741 Yeah. I like it when it's been sitting around for a while 573 00:25:32,742 --> 00:25:34,409 and it gets that skin on the top. 574 00:25:34,410 --> 00:25:35,786 Heh. 575 00:25:37,204 --> 00:25:39,956 Hi, Maureen. Good to see you again. 576 00:25:39,957 --> 00:25:41,082 Hi, bill. 577 00:25:41,083 --> 00:25:42,542 Yeah, how's your day going? 578 00:25:42,543 --> 00:25:45,837 Great. I've met tons of new people. 579 00:25:45,838 --> 00:25:46,963 What are you doing this weekend? 580 00:25:46,964 --> 00:25:48,840 Vicki invited me to a party. 581 00:25:48,841 --> 00:25:51,927 That's gonna be fun, huh? 582 00:25:52,094 --> 00:25:53,971 Wasn't that nice of her? 583 00:25:57,099 --> 00:26:00,018 Hey... Millie... What's going on? 584 00:26:00,019 --> 00:26:03,104 Nothing. Just going to mathlete practice. 585 00:26:03,105 --> 00:26:06,024 Having a scrimmage against mount clemon next week. 586 00:26:06,025 --> 00:26:06,984 You wanna come? 587 00:26:06,985 --> 00:26:09,235 Uh, no, thanks. 588 00:26:09,236 --> 00:26:12,155 Do you ever talk to your cousin Toby anymore? 589 00:26:12,156 --> 00:26:14,157 No way. Not since he want to jail. 590 00:26:14,158 --> 00:26:16,117 - He's in jail? - He was. 591 00:26:16,118 --> 00:26:18,953 He got caught stealing hood ornaments off of cars. 592 00:26:18,954 --> 00:26:20,288 They weren't gonna lock him up, 593 00:26:20,289 --> 00:26:22,540 but he called the policeman a bad word. 594 00:26:22,541 --> 00:26:24,167 Does he still make fake I.D.S? 595 00:26:24,168 --> 00:26:25,252 I don't know. 596 00:26:25,419 --> 00:26:27,212 Our family doesn't talk to him anymore. 597 00:26:27,213 --> 00:26:29,214 He was dropped on the head when he was a baby. 598 00:26:29,215 --> 00:26:32,217 That's why we think he's a bad seed. 599 00:26:32,218 --> 00:26:34,219 Why do you want a fake I.D.? 600 00:26:34,220 --> 00:26:35,887 So you can go get loaded? 601 00:26:35,888 --> 00:26:39,974 No. Millie, I just wanna hear this band play. 602 00:26:39,975 --> 00:26:42,144 That's why there's records. 603 00:26:42,353 --> 00:26:43,813 Do you have his number? 604 00:26:44,021 --> 00:26:46,231 I'm not gonna be an accessory to this crime. 605 00:26:46,232 --> 00:26:49,567 You know where he lives. Do it yourself. 606 00:26:49,568 --> 00:26:53,405 I heard the drinking age is something like 10 in Idaho. 607 00:26:53,572 --> 00:26:55,950 Well, I don't think that's right. 608 00:26:58,577 --> 00:26:59,912 Wait. This is it. 609 00:27:01,747 --> 00:27:03,331 How'd you say you know this guy? 610 00:27:03,332 --> 00:27:04,958 He's Millie's cousin. 611 00:27:04,959 --> 00:27:08,086 I used to know him when I was really little. 612 00:27:08,087 --> 00:27:10,089 I think he's kinda scary now. 613 00:27:10,256 --> 00:27:12,133 I think we can handle it. 614 00:27:18,305 --> 00:27:20,099 Look, the pharmacy's closed, all right? 615 00:27:20,266 --> 00:27:21,724 I don't got nothin'. 616 00:27:21,725 --> 00:27:23,726 I got no stuff. Nothin'. 617 00:27:25,271 --> 00:27:26,147 Go home. 618 00:27:26,148 --> 00:27:29,149 We-we're here for the I.D.S? 619 00:27:29,150 --> 00:27:31,151 Oh, the I.D.S. The I.D.S, yeah. 620 00:27:31,152 --> 00:27:33,528 All right. Only one person's allowed in at a time. 621 00:27:33,529 --> 00:27:36,322 One person. You, mcmurphy, you come in. 622 00:27:36,323 --> 00:27:38,033 You two stay. 623 00:27:39,368 --> 00:27:41,996 - All right. - Hey, babies. 624 00:27:42,163 --> 00:27:43,746 Don't play with that rooster! 625 00:27:43,747 --> 00:27:44,998 Don't play with that rooster. 626 00:27:44,999 --> 00:27:48,168 That's not a nice, petty-pet pet rooster. 627 00:27:48,169 --> 00:27:49,128 I'm sorry. 628 00:27:49,129 --> 00:27:51,546 No. You're the one who'll be sorry. 629 00:27:51,547 --> 00:27:53,507 Very dangerous. 630 00:27:53,674 --> 00:27:55,134 I understand. I'm sorry. 631 00:28:04,894 --> 00:28:07,770 Hey, man, you got a lot of car stereos. 632 00:28:07,771 --> 00:28:08,813 Where'd you get all this? 633 00:28:08,814 --> 00:28:10,232 Hey, don't bother with that. 634 00:28:10,399 --> 00:28:11,649 Get— get away from there. 635 00:28:11,650 --> 00:28:13,443 Get away from there, man. 636 00:28:13,444 --> 00:28:14,987 Don't even look at that stuff. 637 00:28:22,912 --> 00:28:24,913 Oh, cool, man! What's this? 638 00:28:24,914 --> 00:28:26,706 I got a green thumb. Don't worry about it. 639 00:28:26,707 --> 00:28:29,376 Sit down, sit down. Relax. 640 00:28:38,761 --> 00:28:39,678 Oh, cool. 641 00:28:39,679 --> 00:28:41,429 Wow, that looks pretty accurate. 642 00:28:41,430 --> 00:28:43,223 - It's a masterpiece. 643 00:28:43,224 --> 00:28:45,893 What, you just made a stencil and you put that on? 644 00:28:47,394 --> 00:28:49,479 Yeah, you know. 645 00:28:49,480 --> 00:28:51,397 Wow. You just go to any art supply store, 646 00:28:51,398 --> 00:28:52,982 you could get that stuff, huh? 647 00:28:52,983 --> 00:28:55,819 And then you just... you need the laminating machine, right? 648 00:28:56,028 --> 00:29:00,282 No. No, you can't just buy a laminating machine. 649 00:29:00,449 --> 00:29:01,783 You can't just go into a store 650 00:29:01,784 --> 00:29:04,078 and buy one like it's a toaster or something... 651 00:29:04,245 --> 00:29:06,287 Only corporations have that stuff. 652 00:29:06,288 --> 00:29:08,039 It's very expensive. 653 00:29:08,040 --> 00:29:09,792 All right, man, it's showtime. 654 00:29:11,961 --> 00:29:13,629 You can't just get a laminating machine. 655 00:29:13,837 --> 00:29:16,548 What are you... you wanna go to jail? 656 00:29:16,757 --> 00:29:19,592 Right into is the hot spot. 657 00:29:19,593 --> 00:29:22,388 All right... And don't, you know... 658 00:29:22,554 --> 00:29:23,763 There's a window here, right? 659 00:29:23,764 --> 00:29:25,265 I mean, there isn't actually one, 660 00:29:25,266 --> 00:29:26,683 but pretend that there is one, 661 00:29:26,684 --> 00:29:29,687 and don't put your face out further than that, all right? 662 00:29:29,895 --> 00:29:30,479 Okay. 663 00:29:30,729 --> 00:29:31,981 All right. 664 00:29:36,485 --> 00:29:37,485 All right, not like this, 665 00:29:37,569 --> 00:29:39,445 you know, back. 666 00:29:39,446 --> 00:29:41,072 Come back, you know? 667 00:29:41,073 --> 00:29:42,449 There you go. 668 00:29:43,659 --> 00:29:44,867 And the hat, take the hat... 669 00:29:44,868 --> 00:29:46,704 You know, what's with the hat? 670 00:29:47,830 --> 00:29:49,030 Good. A" right, now, look like 671 00:29:49,081 --> 00:29:51,624 you've been waiting on line for two hours. 672 00:29:51,625 --> 00:29:54,420 Look like you don't want to have your picture taken. 673 00:29:56,672 --> 00:29:58,631 Well, what are we gonna do? 674 00:29:58,632 --> 00:30:00,592 Why should I help you guys again? 675 00:30:00,759 --> 00:30:03,094 You weren't gonna share her with me the other day. 676 00:30:03,095 --> 00:30:05,555 Would you share her with us? 677 00:30:05,556 --> 00:30:06,639 Touché. 678 00:30:06,640 --> 00:30:09,058 So? What do we do? 679 00:30:09,059 --> 00:30:10,699 If she's gonna be at Vicki appleby's party 680 00:30:10,769 --> 00:30:12,061 on Saturday, 681 00:30:12,062 --> 00:30:14,522 then you guys need to hang out with her on Friday. 682 00:30:14,523 --> 00:30:16,482 And then, if you show her the time of her life, 683 00:30:16,483 --> 00:30:17,692 maybe— just maybe... 684 00:30:17,693 --> 00:30:19,360 She will continue to base that life 685 00:30:19,361 --> 00:30:20,403 out of your lunch table. 686 00:30:20,404 --> 00:30:21,696 Oh. 687 00:30:21,697 --> 00:30:23,656 What are our chances? 688 00:30:23,657 --> 00:30:25,408 You don't want to know. 689 00:30:25,409 --> 00:30:26,826 Where do we take her? 690 00:30:26,827 --> 00:30:28,661 Well, there's only one thing that could compete 691 00:30:28,662 --> 00:30:31,539 with a Vicki appleby party. 692 00:30:31,540 --> 00:30:33,751 All-you-can-eat night at the iron horse restaurant. 693 00:30:36,587 --> 00:30:38,504 - Of course. - So obvious. 694 00:30:38,505 --> 00:30:40,007 To me it is. 695 00:30:44,219 --> 00:30:47,013 My god, you— You are a beautiful girl. 696 00:30:47,014 --> 00:30:49,474 - A woman. - Thanks. 697 00:30:49,475 --> 00:30:50,850 When we were kids, you were really cute, 698 00:30:50,851 --> 00:30:53,729 but, I mean, I never thought you would turn out this hot. 699 00:30:56,273 --> 00:30:57,732 You go to McKinley? 700 00:30:57,733 --> 00:30:59,734 Mm-hmm. 701 00:30:59,735 --> 00:31:01,736 That's a pretty good school. I went there. 702 00:31:01,737 --> 00:31:03,613 I almost graduated from there a few years ago. 703 00:31:03,614 --> 00:31:05,239 - Oh, really? - Yeah. 704 00:31:05,240 --> 00:31:06,949 You hungry or something? You want something to eat? 705 00:31:06,950 --> 00:31:08,743 I got some freihoffer's cookies. 706 00:31:08,744 --> 00:31:10,161 You know, those really hard to get, 707 00:31:10,162 --> 00:31:11,788 from the east coast. You want one? 708 00:31:11,789 --> 00:31:13,790 No, thanks. I'm not hungry. 709 00:31:13,791 --> 00:31:15,708 Is this gonna take a long time, or what? 710 00:31:15,709 --> 00:31:16,918 Hey, be cool, man, you know, 711 00:31:16,919 --> 00:31:18,628 the laminating machine's gotta warm up. 712 00:31:18,629 --> 00:31:20,463 You know, you're not even supposed to be back here. 713 00:31:20,464 --> 00:31:22,674 Broke my "one person at a time" rule. 714 00:31:24,343 --> 00:31:26,386 Right. All right, sorry. 715 00:31:26,387 --> 00:31:28,513 Hey, wanna go see yes at cobo? 716 00:31:28,514 --> 00:31:29,847 I got tickets, I got... 717 00:31:29,848 --> 00:31:31,599 You know, Richie blackmore's rainbow is opening up. 718 00:31:31,600 --> 00:31:32,767 You know, we could catch up. 719 00:31:32,768 --> 00:31:34,727 Oh, um... 720 00:31:34,728 --> 00:31:36,063 I don't think I can. 721 00:31:37,940 --> 00:31:39,524 Y eah, you can just... I 722 00:31:39,525 --> 00:31:41,109 all right, you know, give me your phone number. 723 00:31:41,110 --> 00:31:42,319 Give me your home number. 724 00:31:42,486 --> 00:31:43,903 I'll call you up. 725 00:31:43,904 --> 00:31:45,571 Well, um... 726 00:31:45,572 --> 00:31:48,032 Hey, you know, actually, she's my girlfriend, man, 727 00:31:48,033 --> 00:31:50,911 so do you think maybe you could stop hitting on her? 728 00:31:51,078 --> 00:31:52,578 No, no she's not. 729 00:31:52,579 --> 00:31:55,624 Yeah, I—I'm his girlfriend. 730 00:32:00,754 --> 00:32:02,922 Hey, man, that's not cool. 731 00:32:02,923 --> 00:32:04,049 That's not cool, you know, 732 00:32:04,216 --> 00:32:05,466 you make me feel like a fool. 733 00:32:05,467 --> 00:32:06,968 You know, for asking for your number. 734 00:32:06,969 --> 00:32:09,554 No, you can have my phone number. 735 00:32:09,555 --> 00:32:11,764 It's just that I have a boyfriend. 736 00:32:11,765 --> 00:32:13,099 I don't need to ask. 737 00:32:13,100 --> 00:32:15,476 I could just get it from my cousin Millie, you know? 738 00:32:15,477 --> 00:32:16,937 I was just being polite. 739 00:32:18,856 --> 00:32:21,275 You know, let's just get this over with. 740 00:32:23,360 --> 00:32:24,820 It's 75 each. 741 00:32:25,028 --> 00:32:27,406 Hey, I thought you said that it was 40 each. 742 00:32:27,656 --> 00:32:30,159 - Did I? - I think so. 743 00:32:30,325 --> 00:32:31,618 100 each. 744 00:32:33,996 --> 00:32:36,331 Let's just do it and get it over with. 745 00:32:40,210 --> 00:32:41,794 Look at how much hotter you look in this one 746 00:32:41,795 --> 00:32:43,839 than in your real driver's license. 747 00:32:45,299 --> 00:32:47,884 Whoa, is this one fake, too? 748 00:32:47,885 --> 00:32:48,885 No, why? 749 00:32:50,012 --> 00:32:52,764 Because it says you're 18. 750 00:32:54,558 --> 00:32:56,976 So, I was left back one year. 751 00:32:56,977 --> 00:32:58,895 Well, I know. 752 00:32:58,896 --> 00:33:01,273 But still, it wouldn't make you 18. 753 00:33:02,774 --> 00:33:05,568 All right, I was left back twice. 754 00:33:05,569 --> 00:33:07,987 Okay, are you happy now? 755 00:33:07,988 --> 00:33:10,156 There's no secrets between us. 756 00:33:10,157 --> 00:33:12,241 All right. 757 00:33:12,242 --> 00:33:16,412 18, that makes me jail bait. 758 00:33:16,413 --> 00:33:18,289 - Hey! - You better watch out, 759 00:33:18,290 --> 00:33:20,416 I'm gonna call the cops on you. 760 00:33:20,417 --> 00:33:23,544 Officer, I didn't know, 761 00:33:23,545 --> 00:33:25,254 look at her, she looks like she's 30. 762 00:33:25,255 --> 00:33:27,089 Ahh! No, I don't! 763 00:33:27,090 --> 00:33:28,549 2—2—2—2—2—2. 764 00:33:28,550 --> 00:33:30,468 2, 2 you want, 2 you have. 765 00:33:30,469 --> 00:33:31,511 Yes! 766 00:33:31,512 --> 00:33:32,512 Ha, ha! [Rings bell] 767 00:33:32,513 --> 00:33:35,432 I have cornered the market on barley. 768 00:33:35,599 --> 00:33:36,683 What happened to the corn? 769 00:33:36,892 --> 00:33:38,226 I'm looking for corn, here. 770 00:33:38,227 --> 00:33:40,061 I don't know where the corn went. 771 00:33:40,062 --> 00:33:41,479 Hey, you two, come on, 772 00:33:41,480 --> 00:33:42,480 pull up a chair. 773 00:33:42,606 --> 00:33:44,857 We have a lot of high-stakes trading going on 774 00:33:44,858 --> 00:33:46,567 right here in the pit. 775 00:33:46,568 --> 00:33:48,194 Dad, I told you I'm gonna go out. 776 00:33:48,195 --> 00:33:49,029 Yeah, me, too. 777 00:33:49,030 --> 00:33:50,446 See you later. Have a good night. 778 00:33:50,447 --> 00:33:52,198 Yeah, well, don't worry, we will! 779 00:33:52,199 --> 00:33:53,616 Be careful, okay? 780 00:33:53,617 --> 00:33:54,617 [Rings bell] 781 00:33:54,618 --> 00:33:55,868 Let the trading begin. 782 00:33:55,869 --> 00:33:57,078 See, I told you. 783 00:33:57,079 --> 00:33:58,829 We should have forced them to stay with us. 784 00:33:58,830 --> 00:34:01,374 You want to keep playing pit? 785 00:34:01,375 --> 00:34:05,545 No. This is a terrible game with just two people. 786 00:34:05,546 --> 00:34:08,214 Nobody's home. 787 00:34:08,215 --> 00:34:10,424 You wanna have a little sex? 788 00:34:10,425 --> 00:34:12,261 Sex? 789 00:34:13,554 --> 00:34:15,806 Well, okay. 790 00:34:19,601 --> 00:34:20,726 Let's go. 791 00:34:20,727 --> 00:34:22,688 Hey, in the bedroom. 792 00:34:25,023 --> 00:34:27,066 So, how does this all work? 793 00:34:27,067 --> 00:34:28,985 Well, we order a lot of food, 794 00:34:28,986 --> 00:34:30,528 and then keep asking for more 795 00:34:30,529 --> 00:34:32,113 until they go out of business. 796 00:34:32,114 --> 00:34:33,656 My mom says that it takes a little while 797 00:34:33,657 --> 00:34:35,575 for your stomach to tell your brain its full, 798 00:34:35,576 --> 00:34:37,076 so you should eat really fast. 799 00:34:37,077 --> 00:34:38,703 Yeah, but the only problem is, 800 00:34:38,704 --> 00:34:40,538 the service is really slow. 801 00:34:40,539 --> 00:34:42,206 Yeah, they take forever on purpose, 802 00:34:42,207 --> 00:34:43,833 so you'll get full while you wait. 803 00:34:43,834 --> 00:34:45,668 Watch how much bread they bring us. 804 00:34:45,669 --> 00:34:47,504 Yeah, well, I'm here to eat ribs, 805 00:34:47,671 --> 00:34:50,131 lots of ribs. 806 00:34:50,132 --> 00:34:52,133 Good evening. Welcome to the iron horse. 807 00:34:52,134 --> 00:34:54,343 So, I hear service here is really bad 808 00:34:54,344 --> 00:34:56,137 'cause you don't want us to eat much. 809 00:34:56,138 --> 00:34:57,597 What? 810 00:34:57,598 --> 00:35:00,057 I don't own the place, I don't care how much you eat. 811 00:35:00,058 --> 00:35:01,350 Are you sure? 812 00:35:01,351 --> 00:35:03,352 No, actually, I'm a millionaire 813 00:35:03,353 --> 00:35:04,854 and I just do this for fun. 814 00:35:04,855 --> 00:35:06,064 Really? 815 00:35:06,231 --> 00:35:08,984 Hey, we just— We just want our money's worth. 816 00:35:09,151 --> 00:35:10,860 I'll bring 'em faster than you can eat 'em, 817 00:35:10,861 --> 00:35:12,404 but I want a 20°/o tip. 818 00:35:12,613 --> 00:35:15,364 20? I thought 10 was the norm. 819 00:35:15,365 --> 00:35:18,534 15 is standard. 20 is classy. 820 00:35:18,535 --> 00:35:19,535 20 it is. 821 00:35:19,620 --> 00:35:22,331 Why are we still talking? I want some ribs. 822 00:35:25,542 --> 00:35:27,627 This is gonna be the best night ever. 823 00:35:27,628 --> 00:35:29,795 I hope so. 824 00:35:29,796 --> 00:35:32,257 Oh, I forgot your bread. 825 00:35:34,426 --> 00:35:35,594 See? 826 00:35:37,387 --> 00:35:42,016 J” all the waiters in your grand cafe 827 00:35:42,017 --> 00:35:45,603 I leave their tables when you blink 828 00:35:45,604 --> 00:35:51,651 j“ oh, every dog must have his every day 829 00:35:51,652 --> 00:35:55,529 j“ every drunk must have his drink 830 00:35:55,530 --> 00:35:57,490 I don't wait for answers 831 00:35:57,491 --> 00:35:59,950 I just take your chances 832 00:35:59,951 --> 00:36:02,329 I don't ask me why 833 00:36:04,164 --> 00:36:05,665 you see that show “diff'rent strokes?" 834 00:36:05,666 --> 00:36:06,874 That little Gary Coleman, 835 00:36:06,875 --> 00:36:07,977 “what you talkin' 'bout, Willis?" 836 00:36:08,001 --> 00:36:09,628 He just crack me up. 837 00:36:11,546 --> 00:36:12,838 Man, I'm nervous. 838 00:36:12,839 --> 00:36:15,633 Just do it like we discussed, Lindsay. 839 00:36:15,634 --> 00:36:18,052 Hey, Jimmy, what's up? 840 00:36:18,053 --> 00:36:19,845 - Hey, man. - Let's see some I.D. 841 00:36:19,846 --> 00:36:23,766 Oh, really? Okay. 842 00:36:23,767 --> 00:36:25,601 I didn't know you guys were carding tonight. 843 00:36:25,602 --> 00:36:26,644 I hope I brought it. 844 00:36:26,645 --> 00:36:28,688 The suspense is killing me. 845 00:36:28,689 --> 00:36:32,234 Oh, there it is. 846 00:36:32,442 --> 00:36:33,527 Being a sagittarius, 847 00:36:33,735 --> 00:36:36,529 I'm always forgetting these things. 848 00:36:36,530 --> 00:36:37,447 Go on. 849 00:36:37,448 --> 00:36:38,657 Yeah, thanks. 850 00:36:42,661 --> 00:36:44,538 - Where's your mustache, Jesus? 851 00:36:44,705 --> 00:36:46,747 - It's "hay-Soos," and I shaved it. 852 00:36:46,748 --> 00:36:49,917 Too bad. You looked better with it. 853 00:36:49,918 --> 00:36:52,796 Gracias. Sefion 854 00:36:54,965 --> 00:36:57,925 hi. It's great you guys are carding. 855 00:36:57,926 --> 00:36:59,636 Makes me feel like a kid again. 856 00:37:01,722 --> 00:37:03,181 Thank you. 857 00:37:05,559 --> 00:37:06,934 How are you? 858 00:37:06,935 --> 00:37:08,395 All right, come on in. 859 00:37:09,855 --> 00:37:11,439 Don't you want to see my I.D.? 860 00:37:11,440 --> 00:37:12,774 No, you're good. 861 00:37:16,236 --> 00:37:17,486 Those I.D.S look nuts! 862 00:37:17,487 --> 00:37:18,571 Business must be pretty bad 863 00:37:18,572 --> 00:37:20,615 if we're supposed to let them in. 864 00:37:23,702 --> 00:37:25,578 Where's the waitress when you need her? 865 00:37:25,579 --> 00:37:28,456 Got to take advantage of this evening. 866 00:37:28,457 --> 00:37:30,333 Oh, man, I'm excited. 867 00:37:32,711 --> 00:37:35,630 [Applause and cheering] 868 00:37:37,507 --> 00:37:39,341 You know, we wouldn't be here without you. 869 00:37:39,342 --> 00:37:40,926 So thanks a lot, all right? 870 00:37:42,429 --> 00:37:43,429 Good evening, everybody. 871 00:37:43,430 --> 00:37:45,431 Are you ready to rock? 872 00:37:45,432 --> 00:37:46,266 Ready! 873 00:37:46,433 --> 00:37:47,433 Yeah! 874 00:37:47,434 --> 00:37:49,394 Always ready to rock! 875 00:37:49,561 --> 00:37:50,644 Then put your hands together 876 00:37:50,645 --> 00:37:52,938 for a little band we like to call... 877 00:37:52,939 --> 00:37:55,441 Feedback! 878 00:37:55,442 --> 00:37:58,652 [Alice Cooper's “eighteen" begins] 879 00:37:58,653 --> 00:38:00,863 I hope there's a lot of party people 880 00:38:00,864 --> 00:38:05,451 out there tonight, 'cause we are gonna party! 881 00:38:05,452 --> 00:38:09,623 [Singing] Lines form on my face and hands 882 00:38:09,790 --> 00:38:14,586 lines form from the ups and downs 883 00:38:14,753 --> 00:38:18,756 I'm in the middle, without any plans 884 00:38:18,757 --> 00:38:22,718 I'm a boy and I'm a man 885 00:38:22,719 --> 00:38:24,887 I'm 18 886 00:38:24,888 --> 00:38:27,973 I just don't know what I want 887 00:38:27,974 --> 00:38:32,729 18, just don't know what I want 888 00:38:32,896 --> 00:38:37,317 18, I gotta get away 889 00:38:38,443 --> 00:38:42,446 I gotta get out of this place 890 00:38:42,447 --> 00:38:45,826 I go running in outer space 891 00:38:45,992 --> 00:38:47,494 whoa, yeah 892 00:38:52,833 --> 00:38:55,334 Jeez, I wonder if we'll ever see her again. 893 00:38:55,335 --> 00:38:57,586 Sure, we'll see her plenty. 894 00:38:57,587 --> 00:38:59,421 Sitting at the popular table. 895 00:38:59,422 --> 00:39:01,173 No way. She's cool. 896 00:39:01,174 --> 00:39:04,260 We'll be friends with her for a long time. 897 00:39:04,261 --> 00:39:05,512 I hope so. 898 00:39:06,513 --> 00:39:08,514 [Car horn honks] 899 00:39:08,515 --> 00:39:09,890 Oh, that's my dad. 900 00:39:09,891 --> 00:39:10,933 Better get going. 901 00:39:10,934 --> 00:39:12,269 Thanks again. 902 00:39:14,187 --> 00:39:15,688 You sure you don't want any money? 903 00:39:15,689 --> 00:39:18,023 No, no, no, it's on us. 904 00:39:18,024 --> 00:39:19,275 I had a really good time. 905 00:39:19,276 --> 00:39:20,943 We should do it again. 906 00:39:20,944 --> 00:39:23,571 Yeah, that would be great. 907 00:39:23,572 --> 00:39:25,072 See you guys later. 908 00:39:25,073 --> 00:39:26,950 Specials are good. 909 00:39:36,626 --> 00:39:39,671 How are we not supposed to be in love with her? 910 00:39:45,468 --> 00:39:47,596 [Singing] We're an American band 911 00:39:47,762 --> 00:39:48,805 yoo-hoo 912 00:39:49,014 --> 00:39:50,682 we're an American band 913 00:39:50,849 --> 00:39:52,684 woo-hoo 914 00:40:00,650 --> 00:40:02,193 They're not bad. 915 00:40:06,907 --> 00:40:09,325 All right! All right. 916 00:40:09,326 --> 00:40:10,743 Hey, everybody! 917 00:40:10,744 --> 00:40:13,621 I've got a great group of hard-working rockers 918 00:40:13,622 --> 00:40:15,122 behind me right here, 919 00:40:15,123 --> 00:40:16,790 and I'd like to introduce them all to you, 920 00:40:16,791 --> 00:40:19,502 but, uh, first, we have some special guests 921 00:40:19,669 --> 00:40:21,754 in the audience I'd like to introduce. 922 00:40:21,755 --> 00:40:24,256 All the way from McKinley high school, 923 00:40:24,257 --> 00:40:26,926 we've got the key members of another smokin' band 924 00:40:26,927 --> 00:40:29,304 we like to call “creation." 925 00:40:29,471 --> 00:40:33,474 Daniel desario, Ken Miller, Nick andopolis, Kim Kelly, 926 00:40:33,475 --> 00:40:35,351 and their manager, miss Lindsay Weir. 927 00:40:35,352 --> 00:40:36,561 Give 'em a big hand. 928 00:40:36,770 --> 00:40:38,521 [Applause] 929 00:40:39,356 --> 00:40:42,608 Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on, sue, hold on. 930 00:40:42,609 --> 00:40:45,736 I can't let you serve our guests plain old beer. 931 00:40:45,737 --> 00:40:49,324 Why don't you bring them some of your finest pop, 932 00:40:49,491 --> 00:40:51,242 on the house. 933 00:40:51,409 --> 00:40:54,244 [Music plays] 934 00:40:54,245 --> 00:40:57,790 Oh, I got those underage drinkin' blues. 935 00:40:57,791 --> 00:40:59,960 Glug, glug, glug. 936 00:41:04,130 --> 00:41:07,884 Finest pop. Perfect. 937 00:41:09,177 --> 00:41:11,470 Thanks. 938 00:41:11,471 --> 00:41:14,474 I was just starting to like that guy, too. 939 00:41:21,982 --> 00:41:23,733 The moment of truth. 940 00:41:23,942 --> 00:41:25,902 Hey, Maureen. Want to eat with us today? 941 00:41:26,069 --> 00:41:27,862 Oh, yeah. Just a minute, okay? 942 00:41:31,491 --> 00:41:32,533 Hey, guys. 943 00:41:32,534 --> 00:41:34,827 Um, hey, do you mind if I go over and sit 944 00:41:34,828 --> 00:41:36,746 with those guys today? 945 00:41:39,874 --> 00:41:42,544 No, no, not at all. 946 00:41:42,752 --> 00:41:44,420 Do you want to come and sit with me? 947 00:41:44,421 --> 00:41:46,381 Over there? 948 00:41:46,631 --> 00:41:48,507 Yeah, I mean, you don't have to sit here forever 949 00:41:48,508 --> 00:41:49,634 if you don't want to. 950 00:41:49,801 --> 00:41:52,553 Yeah, but we like it here. 951 00:41:52,554 --> 00:41:54,389 Yeah, go have fun with your friends. 952 00:41:54,639 --> 00:41:56,224 We'll be here if you need us. 953 00:41:57,851 --> 00:41:59,185 Okay. 954 00:41:59,394 --> 00:42:01,396 Oh, wait, before you do... 955 00:42:01,646 --> 00:42:06,401 Just remember, the jocks are only after one thing. 956 00:42:06,651 --> 00:42:07,753 And be careful around Vicki. 957 00:42:07,777 --> 00:42:10,238 She's a wolf in sheep's clothing. 958 00:42:10,447 --> 00:42:12,615 And remember, don't believe everything they say 959 00:42:12,782 --> 00:42:15,159 about people in the school. 960 00:42:15,160 --> 00:42:16,827 'Cause they don't always take the time 961 00:42:16,828 --> 00:42:17,954 to get to know everyone. 962 00:42:18,204 --> 00:42:19,804 Guys, I'm just sitting three tables over, 963 00:42:19,914 --> 00:42:22,083 I'm not moving back to Florida. 964 00:42:23,626 --> 00:42:25,712 Well, we know. 965 00:42:25,879 --> 00:42:27,796 See you in biology class? 966 00:42:27,797 --> 00:42:29,424 See you in biology class. 967 00:42:29,591 --> 00:42:34,220 J“ dancing solo down in herald square 968 00:42:34,429 --> 00:42:40,185 j“ well, Havana, I've been searching for you everywhere 969 00:42:40,393 --> 00:42:42,479 j“ though I'll never be there 970 00:42:42,645 --> 00:42:45,482 j“ I know what I would see there 971 00:42:45,690 --> 00:42:49,194 j“ I can always find my Cuban skies 972 00:42:49,360 --> 00:42:53,573 j“ in rosalinda's eyes 973 00:43:09,964 --> 00:43:12,967 Excuse me, is this seat taken? 974 00:43:14,511 --> 00:43:16,888 It is, by you, my good man. 975 00:43:20,100 --> 00:43:22,936 Did you guy's happen to see "three's company" last night? 976 00:43:23,186 --> 00:43:26,147 It was so funny. 977 00:43:26,397 --> 00:43:27,482 What happened? 978 00:43:27,649 --> 00:43:29,525 I don't really remember, there was a lot going on. 979 00:43:29,526 --> 00:43:30,568 Oh. 980 00:43:30,777 --> 00:43:32,320 Joyce DeWitt is really hot. 981 00:43:32,529 --> 00:43:34,155 If I was Jack, I'd have a very hard time 982 00:43:34,322 --> 00:43:36,366 choosing between the two lovely ladies on the show 983 00:43:36,533 --> 00:43:38,075 because, you know, one's a brunette, 984 00:43:38,076 --> 00:43:39,159 one's a blonde, 985 00:43:39,160 --> 00:43:41,037 and, I mean, who can choose?