1 00:00:03,881 --> 00:00:05,633 Sure, Lindsay. You can go see the who. 2 00:00:05,841 --> 00:00:08,885 You can go see the rolling stones at altamont too. 3 00:00:08,886 --> 00:00:11,429 Come on, dad. Don't make a big deal out of it. 4 00:00:11,430 --> 00:00:13,515 It would be so much fun. 5 00:00:13,516 --> 00:00:15,433 I'm sure it'd be fun. What's not fun about 6 00:00:15,434 --> 00:00:18,062 sitting around in a cloud of marijuana smoke, 7 00:00:18,270 --> 00:00:21,022 watching some maniac wag his bloody tongue? 8 00:00:21,023 --> 00:00:23,233 That's not the who, dad. That's kiss. 9 00:00:23,234 --> 00:00:25,235 The who smash their guitars. 10 00:00:25,236 --> 00:00:27,237 Ugh. That's terrible. 11 00:00:27,238 --> 00:00:28,821 They don't do that anymore. 12 00:00:28,822 --> 00:00:32,200 Mom, the who wrote a rock opera. 13 00:00:32,201 --> 00:00:33,576 I'm sure it's terrific. 14 00:00:33,577 --> 00:00:35,870 Honey, I don't see what the big deal is. 15 00:00:35,871 --> 00:00:37,247 She's been to concerts before. 16 00:00:37,248 --> 00:00:39,666 We took her to see rich little last summer. 17 00:00:39,667 --> 00:00:41,668 [Imitating Johnny Carson] May an overfed yak 18 00:00:41,669 --> 00:00:44,254 relieve himself on your buick. 19 00:00:44,255 --> 00:00:45,255 All: Ha, ha, ha! 20 00:00:45,256 --> 00:00:47,090 That's good. That sounds just like him. 21 00:00:47,091 --> 00:00:49,300 Mom, rich little isn't a concert. 22 00:00:49,301 --> 00:00:50,969 Oh, yeah? Well, you tell that 23 00:00:50,970 --> 00:00:52,303 to the 2,000 people 24 00:00:52,304 --> 00:00:53,888 that were laughing their butts off. 25 00:00:53,889 --> 00:00:55,223 They're not too loud, are they? 26 00:00:56,225 --> 00:00:57,350 The guinness book of world records 27 00:00:57,351 --> 00:00:59,394 says they're the loudest band on earth. 28 00:01:00,980 --> 00:01:02,313 Hey, if I'm not allowed 29 00:01:02,314 --> 00:01:04,274 to see “Kentucky fried movie“ ever, 30 00:01:04,275 --> 00:01:07,235 then you shouldn't be allowed to see the who. 31 00:01:07,236 --> 00:01:09,737 Dad... how am I supposed to become an adult 32 00:01:09,738 --> 00:01:11,322 if you never treat me like one? 33 00:01:11,323 --> 00:01:12,532 Fine. I'll tell you what. 34 00:01:12,533 --> 00:01:14,367 I'm gonna listen to one of these records, 35 00:01:14,368 --> 00:01:16,369 and if there's nothing objectionable on it, 36 00:01:16,370 --> 00:01:17,412 I'll let you go. 37 00:01:17,413 --> 00:01:20,748 [Sighs] Thanks, dad. I'm sure it's fine. 38 00:01:20,749 --> 00:01:22,208 Don't get ahead of yourself. 39 00:01:22,209 --> 00:01:27,005 I'll be listening to it backwards too. 40 00:01:27,006 --> 00:01:29,508 J“ I don't give a damn 'bout my reputation 41 00:01:31,176 --> 00:01:34,263 j“ livin' in the past, it's a new generation 42 00:01:36,181 --> 00:01:38,099 j“ a girl can do what she wants to do 43 00:01:38,100 --> 00:01:41,060 j“ and that's what I'm gonna do 44 00:01:41,061 --> 00:01:43,772 I and I don't give a damn 'bout my bad reputation 45 00:01:45,441 --> 00:01:48,027 I oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no 46 00:01:48,235 --> 00:01:49,653 I not me, me, me, me, me, me, me 47 00:01:49,862 --> 00:01:51,989 j“ whah! No! No, no, no, no, no, no 48 00:01:52,197 --> 00:01:53,197 I not me 49 00:01:53,240 --> 00:01:54,867 j“ me, me, me, me, me, me 50 00:01:55,075 --> 00:01:57,911 j“ I don't give a damn 'bout my reputation 51 00:01:59,705 --> 00:02:02,499 I I've never been afraid of any deviation 52 00:02:04,251 --> 00:02:06,419 I and I don't really care if you think I'm strange 53 00:02:06,420 --> 00:02:08,838 j“ I ain't gonna change 54 00:02:08,839 --> 00:02:12,925 I and I'm never gonna care 'bout my bad reputation 55 00:02:17,097 --> 00:02:18,640 it's basketball, not a tea party! 56 00:02:18,641 --> 00:02:19,641 Come on, move it! 57 00:02:21,518 --> 00:02:22,895 Move it, you guys! Come on! 58 00:02:24,647 --> 00:02:27,190 Man, this is some sloppy play. 59 00:02:27,191 --> 00:02:30,485 J“ [the who playing “I'm free"] 60 00:02:30,486 --> 00:02:31,945 I I'm free 61 00:02:33,489 --> 00:02:34,865 I I'm free... 62 00:02:35,074 --> 00:02:36,325 Gimme the ball! 63 00:02:36,533 --> 00:02:37,867 Give me the ball! 64 00:02:37,868 --> 00:02:42,830 I and freedom tastes of reality 65 00:02:42,831 --> 00:02:44,707 haverchuck! 66 00:02:44,708 --> 00:02:46,669 I I'm free 67 00:02:48,504 --> 00:02:51,381 I I'm free... 68 00:02:51,382 --> 00:02:53,049 Bill, put it in! 69 00:02:53,050 --> 00:02:54,092 Oh, no! 70 00:02:54,093 --> 00:02:55,093 This is not good. 71 00:02:55,094 --> 00:02:58,263 I for you to follow me 72 00:03:00,349 --> 00:03:03,393 nice shot, haverchuck. 73 00:03:03,394 --> 00:03:05,688 Told you not to pass to him. 74 00:03:07,648 --> 00:03:09,440 I'm telling you guys, seriously. 75 00:03:09,441 --> 00:03:10,817 No disrespect to zeppelin, 76 00:03:10,818 --> 00:03:13,236 but I saw the who two weeks ago at Indianapolis. 77 00:03:13,237 --> 00:03:15,530 It blew my mind. It was crazy. 78 00:03:15,531 --> 00:03:17,323 Man, I can't wait till they hit Detroit. 79 00:03:17,324 --> 00:03:19,325 Oh, I hope my ears start bleeding. 80 00:03:19,326 --> 00:03:20,993 Hey, I got an idea. 81 00:03:20,994 --> 00:03:23,329 My cousin Floyd, he's got that school bus 82 00:03:23,330 --> 00:03:24,706 he got at the city auction? 83 00:03:24,707 --> 00:03:29,502 We could all go in that— Our own... magic bus. 84 00:03:29,503 --> 00:03:32,880 Yeah, a magic school bus. 85 00:03:32,881 --> 00:03:33,881 Shut up. 86 00:03:33,882 --> 00:03:35,425 I hope Lindsay gets to go. 87 00:03:35,426 --> 00:03:38,720 I want to write her a song on my guitar... 88 00:03:38,721 --> 00:03:40,638 Tell her how I feel. 89 00:03:40,639 --> 00:03:43,015 You can't even play the guitar, thank god. 90 00:03:43,016 --> 00:03:44,434 That's where you're wrong. 91 00:03:44,435 --> 00:03:45,768 I'm like Pete townshend, man. 92 00:03:45,769 --> 00:03:47,854 Self-taught. I'm a master. Wanna see? 93 00:03:47,855 --> 00:03:49,480 - Ready, man. - Rip one off. 94 00:03:49,481 --> 00:03:52,442 This is a little song I wrote for you guys. 95 00:03:52,443 --> 00:03:55,529 [Strumming “c" chord] 96 00:03:56,947 --> 00:03:59,741 [Singing] Michael, row the boat ashore 97 00:03:59,742 --> 00:04:02,034 hallelujah 98 00:04:02,035 --> 00:04:03,995 Michael, row the boat... 99 00:04:03,996 --> 00:04:05,705 Hey, hey... coco... 100 00:04:05,706 --> 00:04:07,832 This isn't the cafeteria from “fame." 101 00:04:07,833 --> 00:04:09,667 Uncle, uncle. 102 00:04:09,668 --> 00:04:11,794 Who in the hell's coco? 103 00:04:11,795 --> 00:04:13,004 She was that hot chick 104 00:04:13,005 --> 00:04:14,797 who took her shirt off in the movie. 105 00:04:14,798 --> 00:04:17,176 Ohh, yeah! That was sweet, man. 106 00:04:18,761 --> 00:04:21,472 I [intro to “I'm one" by the who plays] 107 00:04:27,895 --> 00:04:30,229 I every year is the same 108 00:04:30,230 --> 00:04:32,648 I and I feel it again 109 00:04:32,649 --> 00:04:34,734 j' I'm a loser... 110 00:04:34,735 --> 00:04:36,653 I no chance to win 111 00:04:38,238 --> 00:04:40,114 j“ leaves start fallin' 112 00:04:40,115 --> 00:04:42,742 I comedown is callin' 113 00:04:42,743 --> 00:04:45,788 I loneliness starts sinkin' in 114 00:04:46,914 --> 00:04:48,749 I but I'm one 115 00:04:51,502 --> 00:04:54,004 j'i am one 116 00:04:56,924 --> 00:05:01,385 I and I can see that this is me 117 00:05:01,386 --> 00:05:03,889 I and I will be 118 00:05:05,140 --> 00:05:08,018 j“ you'll all see I'm the one 119 00:05:20,906 --> 00:05:22,616 I I'm one 120 00:05:25,327 --> 00:05:27,371 j'i am one 121 00:05:30,874 --> 00:05:35,670 I and I can see that this is me 122 00:05:35,671 --> 00:05:37,923 I and I will be 123 00:05:38,131 --> 00:05:41,593 j“ you'll all see I'm the one 124 00:05:41,802 --> 00:05:46,807 I I'm the one 125 00:05:51,478 --> 00:05:53,271 eh-heh, heh... 126 00:05:53,272 --> 00:05:54,647 Hey, little man. 127 00:05:54,648 --> 00:05:56,899 Hey, mom. How was work? 128 00:05:56,900 --> 00:05:58,818 Oh... dead. 129 00:05:58,819 --> 00:06:01,153 I made 18 bucks in tips today. 130 00:06:01,154 --> 00:06:03,906 How is anybody supposed to live on that, huh? 131 00:06:03,907 --> 00:06:06,659 Oh, no, you're not gonna start dancing again, are you? 132 00:06:09,830 --> 00:06:10,830 Besides, they don't want 133 00:06:10,831 --> 00:06:12,373 an old broad like me anymore, heh! 134 00:06:12,374 --> 00:06:15,418 - Mom. - It's true. 135 00:06:15,419 --> 00:06:17,628 So... guess what? 136 00:06:17,629 --> 00:06:20,423 We're gonna have a guest over for dinner tonight. 137 00:06:20,424 --> 00:06:22,049 - Dad? - No, no. 138 00:06:22,050 --> 00:06:24,594 This is a... a new friend. 139 00:06:24,595 --> 00:06:26,554 Another new friend? 140 00:06:26,555 --> 00:06:29,056 It'slll someone you know. 141 00:06:29,057 --> 00:06:31,017 Neal's dad? 142 00:06:31,018 --> 00:06:34,353 Dick schweiber? No! Gross! 143 00:06:34,354 --> 00:06:36,355 God, you gotta be kidding me. 144 00:06:36,356 --> 00:06:40,026 No. This is somebody that I met at your school. 145 00:06:40,027 --> 00:06:41,527 Do you remember when I had to come in 146 00:06:41,528 --> 00:06:42,755 for that parent-teacher conference 147 00:06:42,779 --> 00:06:44,865 'cause you were having a hard time at gym? 148 00:06:47,951 --> 00:06:49,952 Well, I've been... 149 00:06:49,953 --> 00:06:52,663 I've been seeing Mr. Fredricks. 150 00:06:52,664 --> 00:06:54,123 My gym teacher? 151 00:06:54,124 --> 00:06:56,042 Physical education teacher. 152 00:06:56,043 --> 00:06:57,043 No, you can't! 153 00:06:57,210 --> 00:06:58,879 Honey, he's a really nice guy. 154 00:06:59,087 --> 00:07:00,463 No, he's not! 155 00:07:00,464 --> 00:07:02,423 He's a jerk. He's a dumb jock. 156 00:07:02,424 --> 00:07:03,424 No, he's not. 157 00:07:03,425 --> 00:07:04,927 You just don't know him very well. 158 00:07:05,135 --> 00:07:06,845 I know him better than you do, believe me. 159 00:07:07,054 --> 00:07:08,597 I doubt that. 160 00:07:08,805 --> 00:07:11,266 We've been seeing each other for a little while now. 161 00:07:11,475 --> 00:07:13,309 What? Why didn't you tell me? 162 00:07:13,310 --> 00:07:14,852 Because I didn't want you to get upset. 163 00:07:14,853 --> 00:07:18,356 I was just waiting to see if it was serious or not. 164 00:07:18,357 --> 00:07:19,440 It's serious? 165 00:07:19,441 --> 00:07:21,651 I think so. 166 00:07:21,652 --> 00:07:23,486 You gotta— you gotta... 167 00:07:23,487 --> 00:07:26,197 You gotta... dump him. 168 00:07:26,198 --> 00:07:27,406 [Knock on door] 169 00:07:27,407 --> 00:07:28,699 Who's that? 170 00:07:28,700 --> 00:07:30,326 How much do tickets cost? 171 00:07:30,327 --> 00:07:32,536 40 apiece, but the who never tour. 172 00:07:32,537 --> 00:07:35,373 I heard this is gonna be their last tour ever. 173 00:07:35,374 --> 00:07:37,792 I hear fleetwood Mac is amazing in concert. 174 00:07:37,793 --> 00:07:40,419 I heard Stevie nicks is a witch. 175 00:07:40,420 --> 00:07:42,380 What do you mean? 176 00:07:42,381 --> 00:07:45,174 I don't know. She does witch stuff. 177 00:07:45,175 --> 00:07:47,134 She casts spells on people. 178 00:07:47,135 --> 00:07:51,389 I heard she cast a love spell on Lindsay Buckingham. 179 00:07:51,390 --> 00:07:53,099 I like all her shawls. 180 00:07:53,100 --> 00:07:54,684 Maybe I should be a witch. 181 00:07:54,685 --> 00:07:56,686 Cut off a lock of Daniel's hair 182 00:07:56,687 --> 00:07:59,105 and stick it to a voodoo doll. 183 00:07:59,106 --> 00:08:00,982 That way, whenever he gets out of line, 184 00:08:00,983 --> 00:08:02,692 we'll just jab him with a pin, 185 00:08:02,693 --> 00:08:04,068 and he'll shut up. 186 00:08:04,069 --> 00:08:06,779 I don't think so. Voodoo's pretty serious. 187 00:08:06,780 --> 00:08:08,572 Well, I'm pretty serious. 188 00:08:08,573 --> 00:08:12,284 It's about time I had some supernatural powers. 189 00:08:12,285 --> 00:08:14,829 [Loud clunk] 190 00:08:14,830 --> 00:08:16,873 What the hell was that? 191 00:08:19,126 --> 00:08:20,459 I think you hit something. 192 00:08:20,460 --> 00:08:23,421 No. It's my shocks or something are out of whack. 193 00:08:23,422 --> 00:08:25,506 I don't know. Daniel was working on my car. 194 00:08:25,507 --> 00:08:27,633 I don't know, I think it could've been a squirrel. 195 00:08:27,634 --> 00:08:28,968 We should turn around. 196 00:08:28,969 --> 00:08:30,594 Lindsay, we don't have time. 197 00:08:30,595 --> 00:08:34,724 The world will survive with one less squirrel. 198 00:08:34,725 --> 00:08:36,434 One of my favorite customers. 199 00:08:36,435 --> 00:08:37,435 He's a regular. 200 00:08:37,436 --> 00:08:39,228 Honey, the soup was cold. 201 00:08:39,229 --> 00:08:40,813 I mean, I'd be mad too. 202 00:08:40,814 --> 00:08:42,648 No, that is not my fault. 203 00:08:42,649 --> 00:08:45,277 I do not cook it. I serve it. 204 00:08:49,406 --> 00:08:52,533 Hey, bill— Greatest movie of all time? 205 00:08:52,534 --> 00:08:54,535 Uh-uh... “Rocky ii." 206 00:08:54,536 --> 00:08:56,495 It is. “Rocky ii." 207 00:08:56,496 --> 00:08:58,164 Much better than the first one. 208 00:08:58,165 --> 00:08:59,833 That Carl weathers... He's ripped. 209 00:09:00,959 --> 00:09:04,295 He's got the abs, buddy— Thlllt—the six-pack. 210 00:09:04,296 --> 00:09:06,422 Doing something, boy. 211 00:09:06,423 --> 00:09:08,424 Well, sweetie, you just saw a movie recently. 212 00:09:08,425 --> 00:09:09,425 What was it? 213 00:09:09,426 --> 00:09:12,553 A movie called... “Stripes." 214 00:09:12,554 --> 00:09:14,638 I saw that. 215 00:09:14,639 --> 00:09:16,098 Did you like it? 216 00:09:16,099 --> 00:09:17,892 Come on. Bill Murray's a wiseass. 217 00:09:17,893 --> 00:09:22,688 Somebody oughta... smack some respect into that guy. 218 00:09:22,689 --> 00:09:25,567 Bill Murray's the funniest man on the planet. 219 00:09:30,530 --> 00:09:33,866 I, um... guess if you're a comedian, 220 00:09:33,867 --> 00:09:36,827 you're supposed to be a wiseass, huh? 221 00:09:36,828 --> 00:09:39,580 Gloria, you should've seen bill in gym class today. 222 00:09:39,581 --> 00:09:41,957 Buddy, I'm telling you, you apply yourself, 223 00:09:41,958 --> 00:09:44,418 you'll be playing for the school team next year. 224 00:09:44,419 --> 00:09:45,920 You got the height for it. 225 00:09:45,921 --> 00:09:47,338 That is so exciting. 226 00:09:47,339 --> 00:09:48,339 Sweetie, maybe Ben could give you 227 00:09:48,340 --> 00:09:51,342 some private lessons or something. 228 00:09:51,343 --> 00:09:52,593 Who's Ben? 229 00:09:52,594 --> 00:09:54,637 Eh-heh... he is. 230 00:09:54,638 --> 00:09:57,182 Ben fredricks. 231 00:10:00,685 --> 00:10:02,853 Excuse me. I have to use the restroom. 232 00:10:02,854 --> 00:10:04,897 We don't have a restroom. 233 00:10:04,898 --> 00:10:06,733 We have a toilet. 234 00:10:17,536 --> 00:10:20,412 Just calm down. They're stolen hall passes... 235 00:10:20,413 --> 00:10:22,999 It's fine. Ha, ha, ha! 236 00:10:24,751 --> 00:10:26,795 Hey, Millie, what's wrong? 237 00:10:27,003 --> 00:10:29,339 Goliath's dead. 238 00:10:29,548 --> 00:10:31,133 Oh, god, Millie. 239 00:10:31,341 --> 00:10:33,592 [Snorts] Who's Goliath? 240 00:10:33,593 --> 00:10:36,137 Goliath's her dog. 241 00:10:36,138 --> 00:10:37,596 What happened? 242 00:10:37,597 --> 00:10:41,935 Some maniac ran over him last night with their car. 243 00:10:44,771 --> 00:10:45,896 God, Millie... 244 00:10:45,897 --> 00:10:49,400 Someone hit him with a car? That's horrible. 245 00:10:49,401 --> 00:10:51,153 I'm so sorry. 246 00:10:52,779 --> 00:10:55,281 He must've gotten out. 247 00:10:55,282 --> 00:10:57,700 [Weeping] My dad found him on the street 248 00:10:57,701 --> 00:10:59,619 right between our houses. 249 00:11:07,419 --> 00:11:09,378 The worst part is... 250 00:11:09,379 --> 00:11:12,174 They didn't even stop. 251 00:11:14,759 --> 00:11:17,637 Who would do that? 252 00:11:21,558 --> 00:11:23,350 Well, I gotta go to class. 253 00:11:23,351 --> 00:11:26,646 I have a test. See you. 254 00:11:27,981 --> 00:11:29,733 Yeah, see you, Millie. 255 00:11:32,027 --> 00:11:34,612 Oh, my god. 256 00:11:34,613 --> 00:11:38,658 Lindsay... We killed Millie's dog. 257 00:11:45,248 --> 00:11:47,374 Hey, guys... 258 00:11:47,375 --> 00:11:49,251 I killed Millie's dog. 259 00:11:49,252 --> 00:11:51,463 Like, with your bare hands? 260 00:11:51,630 --> 00:11:54,673 No. I ran it over. 261 00:11:54,674 --> 00:11:55,592 Oh. 262 00:11:55,593 --> 00:11:57,176 You're pretty sick. 263 00:11:57,177 --> 00:11:59,804 I didn't do it on purpose, doofus. 264 00:11:59,971 --> 00:12:01,555 Yeah, it was an accident. 265 00:12:01,556 --> 00:12:02,806 I always say... 266 00:12:02,807 --> 00:12:05,726 Girl plus car equals dead animal. 267 00:12:05,727 --> 00:12:06,727 True. 268 00:12:08,480 --> 00:12:09,855 We have to tell Millie. 269 00:12:09,856 --> 00:12:11,023 Why? 270 00:12:11,024 --> 00:12:13,484 It's not gonna bring her dog back, Lindsay. 271 00:12:13,485 --> 00:12:16,862 It will just upset her more. 272 00:12:16,863 --> 00:12:19,531 It's not like you killed a human being. 273 00:12:19,532 --> 00:12:20,699 It's just a dog. 274 00:12:20,700 --> 00:12:24,787 It's even worse, Ken. I love clogs. 275 00:12:24,788 --> 00:12:27,039 Why? Dogs suck. 276 00:12:27,040 --> 00:12:29,959 They're stupid, and they smell, and they're ugly. 277 00:12:29,960 --> 00:12:31,544 They don't even like us people. 278 00:12:31,711 --> 00:12:34,338 They pretend to, but they're just kissing our asses 279 00:12:34,339 --> 00:12:35,381 so we'll feed 'em. 280 00:12:35,382 --> 00:12:37,508 I ain't buying into that hoodwink. 281 00:12:37,509 --> 00:12:39,093 Oh, man. 282 00:12:39,094 --> 00:12:41,428 Lindsay... look. 283 00:12:41,429 --> 00:12:43,640 Oh, god. Poor Millie. 284 00:12:45,141 --> 00:12:46,518 She's just... 285 00:12:46,685 --> 00:12:51,064 Sitting there... by herself. 286 00:12:55,735 --> 00:12:58,237 I am telling you, “m♪a♪s♪h" is not funny. 287 00:12:58,238 --> 00:13:01,574 I heard radar O'Reilly has, like, no fingers. 288 00:13:01,741 --> 00:13:04,118 That's why he always carries a clipboard. 289 00:13:04,119 --> 00:13:05,661 Hey, hey, Billy! You know what? 290 00:13:05,662 --> 00:13:07,871 I'm still stuffed from your mom's pot roast. 291 00:13:07,872 --> 00:13:09,832 Why, I couldn't even eat breakfast this morning, 292 00:13:09,833 --> 00:13:11,584 but I'll tell you, it was goo-ood! 293 00:13:11,751 --> 00:13:14,254 I'll see you in gym class, big guy. 294 00:13:16,089 --> 00:13:17,673 Whoa-ii wait a minute. 295 00:13:17,674 --> 00:13:19,508 What the hell was that? 296 00:13:19,509 --> 00:13:21,635 What—I—wh—what? 297 00:13:21,636 --> 00:13:24,263 He ate your mom's pot roast? 298 00:13:24,264 --> 00:13:27,433 I... really don't wanna talk about it. 299 00:13:27,434 --> 00:13:29,894 Come on, bill. You have to talk about it. 300 00:13:31,771 --> 00:13:34,356 You can't tell anyone, okay? 301 00:13:34,357 --> 00:13:38,152 What? Tell us. 302 00:13:38,153 --> 00:13:42,824 My mom is... Kinda dating Mr. Fredricks. 303 00:13:48,496 --> 00:13:50,456 Don't say a word. 304 00:13:50,457 --> 00:13:51,915 I didn't say anything. 305 00:13:51,916 --> 00:13:54,127 Good. Don't. 306 00:14:11,269 --> 00:14:13,729 How's it going? 307 00:14:13,730 --> 00:14:14,939 Okay. 308 00:14:15,106 --> 00:14:16,190 You? 309 00:14:16,191 --> 00:14:20,652 I don't know. Perlick's gonna kill me. 310 00:14:20,653 --> 00:14:23,238 I didn't do any of the assignment. 311 00:14:23,239 --> 00:14:24,616 Me, either. 312 00:14:26,117 --> 00:14:27,494 You kidding me? 313 00:14:28,078 --> 00:14:31,790 I was... up all night crying. 314 00:14:37,587 --> 00:14:39,421 You know... 315 00:14:39,422 --> 00:14:41,674 I know how you feel. 316 00:14:44,803 --> 00:14:46,763 I had a dog that died once too. 317 00:14:48,890 --> 00:14:50,474 What was his name? 318 00:14:52,811 --> 00:14:55,687 He was so smart. 319 00:14:55,688 --> 00:14:58,565 He used to sit with me and watch TV all day long. 320 00:14:58,566 --> 00:14:59,775 He loved TV. 321 00:14:59,776 --> 00:15:04,113 Goliath used to attack the TV if there was a cat on it. 322 00:15:04,114 --> 00:15:06,156 Ha, ha, ha! 323 00:15:06,157 --> 00:15:07,908 So what happened? 324 00:15:07,909 --> 00:15:10,994 Well... he was epileptic... 325 00:15:10,995 --> 00:15:16,500 So all of a sudden, he would start to froth at the mouth, 326 00:15:16,501 --> 00:15:19,670 and then his little legs would get all tense, 327 00:15:19,671 --> 00:15:23,799 and he would start shaking and then... poop himself. 328 00:15:23,800 --> 00:15:27,928 And get his paws in the poop and get poop all over the place. 329 00:15:27,929 --> 00:15:31,306 Aw... poor puppy. 330 00:15:31,307 --> 00:15:34,810 My parents couldn't take it. 331 00:15:34,811 --> 00:15:36,688 They didn't even tell me 332 00:15:36,855 --> 00:15:39,189 that they were going to put him to sleep. 333 00:15:39,190 --> 00:15:44,612 One day, I got home, and... he was gone. 334 00:15:47,782 --> 00:15:51,410 I'm putting Goliath to rest under his favorite tree. 335 00:15:51,411 --> 00:15:53,913 Do you wanna come? 336 00:16:00,795 --> 00:16:04,840 Well... here comes bill's future dad. 337 00:16:04,841 --> 00:16:06,008 Oh, come on, Neal. 338 00:16:06,009 --> 00:16:08,469 We promised bill we wouldn't say anything. 339 00:16:08,470 --> 00:16:10,554 We can make jokes to each other, 340 00:16:10,555 --> 00:16:12,514 just not to bill. 341 00:16:12,515 --> 00:16:15,767 Besides, I can kinda see why Mr. Fredricks is dating her. 342 00:16:15,768 --> 00:16:17,060 She is kinda hot. 343 00:16:17,061 --> 00:16:21,982 Oh, god! She's your friend's mother. 344 00:16:22,943 --> 00:16:24,276 All right, everybody. 345 00:16:24,277 --> 00:16:26,738 We have some potential basketball superstars 346 00:16:26,905 --> 00:16:28,280 in this class, 347 00:16:28,281 --> 00:16:31,658 so today, we're gonna work on fundamentals, all right? 348 00:16:31,659 --> 00:16:34,453 Who knows? Maybe one of you 349 00:16:34,454 --> 00:16:37,831 might even make the school team next year. 350 00:16:37,832 --> 00:16:40,375 But, uh, let's warm up, all right? 351 00:16:40,376 --> 00:16:42,753 10 laps around the gym. Come on. 352 00:16:44,339 --> 00:16:45,547 Yes, bill? 353 00:16:45,548 --> 00:16:47,299 I can't run. 354 00:16:47,300 --> 00:16:48,717 Why? 355 00:16:48,718 --> 00:16:51,303 I have better things to do. 356 00:16:51,304 --> 00:16:52,846 Excuse me? 357 00:16:52,847 --> 00:16:55,891 I have better things to do than run around a gym 358 00:16:55,892 --> 00:16:58,102 and shoot a stupid ball in a hoop. 359 00:16:59,771 --> 00:17:01,855 Oh, really, bill? 360 00:17:01,856 --> 00:17:04,441 What better things do you have to do? 361 00:17:04,442 --> 00:17:07,027 Anything. 362 00:17:07,028 --> 00:17:09,029 Pick my nose and eat it... 363 00:17:09,030 --> 00:17:12,407 Or read the comics or go to the bathroom. 364 00:17:12,408 --> 00:17:16,578 Uh, all those are better than gym class. 365 00:17:16,579 --> 00:17:17,829 Heh! He is so dead. 366 00:17:17,830 --> 00:17:19,331 Kill him, Mr. Fredricks. 367 00:17:19,332 --> 00:17:21,542 Shut up, Alan. 368 00:17:21,543 --> 00:17:25,212 For once in your life, shut your big, stinkin' trap, okay? 369 00:17:25,213 --> 00:17:27,881 - He was the one— - I'm talking to you. 370 00:17:27,882 --> 00:17:29,383 Shut your mouth. 371 00:17:29,384 --> 00:17:31,843 I've had it with the constant comments 372 00:17:31,844 --> 00:17:33,428 and the incessant cackling. 373 00:17:33,429 --> 00:17:34,806 You got me? 374 00:17:37,141 --> 00:17:38,101 Okay. 375 00:17:38,102 --> 00:17:40,686 Bill, you're gonna run the laps... 376 00:17:40,687 --> 00:17:42,729 And you're gonna do the drills. You know why? 377 00:17:42,730 --> 00:17:44,356 'Cause this is my gym. 378 00:17:44,357 --> 00:17:46,108 I'm the teacher. You're the student. 379 00:17:46,109 --> 00:17:47,317 Okay? Sit down... 380 00:17:47,318 --> 00:17:49,861 You can't tell me what to do. 381 00:17:49,862 --> 00:17:50,904 You keep walking, 382 00:17:50,905 --> 00:17:52,531 you're in big trouble, Mr. Haverchuck! 383 00:17:52,532 --> 00:17:55,117 What are you gonna do, call my mom? 384 00:17:55,118 --> 00:17:56,827 Hey, bill! 385 00:17:56,828 --> 00:17:57,954 Leave me alone. 386 00:18:03,084 --> 00:18:05,127 [Whispering] Never thought I'd say this, 387 00:18:05,128 --> 00:18:10,007 but haverchuck's the king! Heh, heh, heh. 388 00:18:10,008 --> 00:18:13,760 You were always there for me, my entire life, 389 00:18:13,761 --> 00:18:16,221 but I know you're with Jesus now, 390 00:18:16,222 --> 00:18:19,516 and you're happy in heaven with all the other dogs, 391 00:18:19,517 --> 00:18:21,685 and you can run and play, 392 00:18:21,686 --> 00:18:23,979 and you never have to be on a leash again... 393 00:18:23,980 --> 00:18:28,025 'Cause there are no leashes in heaven. 394 00:18:28,026 --> 00:18:33,281 You're my favorite puppy. I love you, Goliath. 395 00:18:34,866 --> 00:18:36,908 Lindsay, you wanna say something? 396 00:18:36,909 --> 00:18:37,909 Huh? 397 00:18:37,910 --> 00:18:40,996 Do you wanna say something to Goliath? 398 00:18:40,997 --> 00:18:45,292 Um... no. That's okay. 399 00:18:45,293 --> 00:18:47,586 Lindsay... 400 00:18:47,587 --> 00:18:50,757 Say something to Goliath. 401 00:18:56,012 --> 00:18:57,305 Goliath... 402 00:18:57,847 --> 00:19:01,808 You were a sweet dog, 403 00:19:01,809 --> 00:19:04,770 and... 404 00:19:04,771 --> 00:19:07,648 You had really nice fur... 405 00:19:07,649 --> 00:19:12,653 And... there's no leashes in heaven... 406 00:19:12,654 --> 00:19:15,197 I already said that. 407 00:19:15,198 --> 00:19:20,578 Oh. Um... I remember when my mom 408 00:19:20,787 --> 00:19:22,187 used to come over in her furry boots 409 00:19:22,288 --> 00:19:23,998 and you would hump her foot... 410 00:19:25,792 --> 00:19:27,626 And we thought that was funny... 411 00:19:27,627 --> 00:19:29,586 And then you got spayed, 412 00:19:29,587 --> 00:19:31,838 and you didn't do it anymore. 413 00:19:31,839 --> 00:19:35,801 And we're not sad now because... 414 00:19:35,802 --> 00:19:40,681 You lived a very long... Long, happy life. 415 00:19:40,682 --> 00:19:41,599 That's right. 416 00:19:41,600 --> 00:19:45,227 A long and happy life. 417 00:19:45,228 --> 00:19:49,774 I [“love, reign o'er me" by the who plays] 418 00:19:56,572 --> 00:19:59,574 I only love 419 00:19:59,575 --> 00:20:02,953 I can make it rain 420 00:20:02,954 --> 00:20:05,914 j“ the way the beach 421 00:20:05,915 --> 00:20:09,710 j“ is kissed by the sea 422 00:20:09,711 --> 00:20:12,546 I only love 423 00:20:12,547 --> 00:20:15,549 I can make it rain 424 00:20:15,550 --> 00:20:19,010 I like the sweat of lovers 425 00:20:19,011 --> 00:20:23,056 j“ laying in the fields 426 00:20:23,057 --> 00:20:27,269 j“ love 427 00:20:27,270 --> 00:20:31,566 I reign o'er me 428 00:20:35,653 --> 00:20:40,574 j“ love 429 00:20:40,575 --> 00:20:43,910 I reign o'er me 430 00:20:43,911 --> 00:20:46,663 I reign o'er me 431 00:20:46,664 --> 00:20:50,625 I reign o'er me 432 00:20:50,626 --> 00:20:54,087 sells t-shirts and, like, concert stuff. 433 00:20:54,088 --> 00:20:55,714 Hey, linds, your old man 434 00:20:55,715 --> 00:20:57,591 make up his mind yet about the concert? 435 00:20:57,592 --> 00:20:59,926 Huh? Nah, but, you know, count me in. 436 00:20:59,927 --> 00:21:01,303 He's just making me sweat it. 437 00:21:01,304 --> 00:21:04,264 Hey, after school, Kim and I are going to the record store. 438 00:21:04,265 --> 00:21:06,266 You wanna come? 439 00:21:06,267 --> 00:21:07,309 Uh... 440 00:21:07,310 --> 00:21:08,269 What? 441 00:21:08,270 --> 00:21:09,603 I'm gonna buy some who albums, 442 00:21:09,604 --> 00:21:11,563 so I can sing along to the concert. 443 00:21:11,564 --> 00:21:15,025 You're going to the who concert? 444 00:21:15,026 --> 00:21:16,651 Millie, what about your parents? 445 00:21:16,652 --> 00:21:18,236 Ever since my dog died, 446 00:21:18,237 --> 00:21:19,946 they've been letting me do anything. 447 00:21:19,947 --> 00:21:23,450 Well, I'm gonna go home and study for my trig test. 448 00:21:23,451 --> 00:21:27,370 Right, Millie? Don't you think you should study? 449 00:21:27,371 --> 00:21:29,748 Oh, yeah. That's right. 450 00:21:29,749 --> 00:21:31,291 I forgot about that. 451 00:21:31,292 --> 00:21:35,045 Well, you know... blow it off. 452 00:21:35,046 --> 00:21:36,171 You're in mourning. 453 00:21:36,172 --> 00:21:37,714 You can't be expected to do homework. 454 00:21:37,715 --> 00:21:39,883 Good point. 455 00:21:39,884 --> 00:21:42,010 I guess I'm gonna blow it off. 456 00:21:42,011 --> 00:21:45,347 Oh, my god. I am so bad. 457 00:21:45,348 --> 00:21:48,099 All right, I'll meet you out front right after school, 458 00:21:48,100 --> 00:21:49,684 and we'll go to the mall. 459 00:21:49,685 --> 00:21:51,561 And you're gonna wear your big coat, right? 460 00:21:51,562 --> 00:21:52,938 The one with the pockets? 461 00:21:52,939 --> 00:21:54,732 Okay. See you, linds. 462 00:21:55,900 --> 00:21:58,361 She loves my big coat. 463 00:21:58,569 --> 00:22:00,863 She's been talking about it all day. 464 00:22:01,072 --> 00:22:02,906 Millie, please don't wear your big coat. 465 00:22:02,907 --> 00:22:05,575 Lindsay, when you started hanging out with them, 466 00:22:05,576 --> 00:22:06,993 I felt kinda bad for you 467 00:22:06,994 --> 00:22:09,454 because I thought you would turn into a dirtbag. 468 00:22:09,455 --> 00:22:13,416 But then I realized that you were just exploring, 469 00:22:13,417 --> 00:22:16,462 and now I guess I'm kind of exploring too. 470 00:22:18,798 --> 00:22:22,593 I [intro to “squeeze box" by the who plays] 471 00:22:29,684 --> 00:22:30,768 It's kinda catchy. 472 00:22:30,977 --> 00:22:33,354 Yeah. I like the banjo. 473 00:22:33,563 --> 00:22:35,565 I mama's got a squeeze box 474 00:22:35,773 --> 00:22:36,732 j“ she wears on her chest 475 00:22:36,733 --> 00:22:38,567 I and when daddy comes home... 476 00:22:38,568 --> 00:22:40,861 What'd he say? Squeeze box? 477 00:22:40,862 --> 00:22:42,821 Is it just me, or does that sound filthy? 478 00:22:42,822 --> 00:22:43,822 Honey. 479 00:22:43,823 --> 00:22:47,659 I think it's about an accordion. 480 00:22:47,660 --> 00:22:49,953 I mama's got a squeeze box 481 00:22:49,954 --> 00:22:52,081 j“ daddy never sleeps at night 482 00:22:53,583 --> 00:22:54,584 what? 483 00:22:55,960 --> 00:22:58,045 It's nice. 484 00:22:58,254 --> 00:23:02,008 J“ she goes in and out and in and out 485 00:23:02,216 --> 00:23:04,927 - j“ and in and out - “in and out and in and out"? 486 00:23:05,136 --> 00:23:06,720 The instrument. 487 00:23:06,721 --> 00:23:08,680 Jean, that is not about an accordion. 488 00:23:08,681 --> 00:23:11,224 That is... in and out! 489 00:23:11,225 --> 00:23:12,684 Yeah— in and out. 490 00:23:12,685 --> 00:23:15,896 In and out? In and off is what it's going! 491 00:23:15,897 --> 00:23:18,107 J“ daddy never sleeps at night 492 00:23:23,863 --> 00:23:25,780 Hey, Kim. 493 00:23:25,781 --> 00:23:26,948 Oh, hey. 494 00:23:26,949 --> 00:23:28,491 Hey, will you do me a favor? 495 00:23:28,492 --> 00:23:30,744 Will you give this to Ken? 496 00:23:30,745 --> 00:23:33,664 You're copying Ken's homework? 497 00:23:33,873 --> 00:23:35,291 Attempting to. 498 00:23:35,499 --> 00:23:38,044 He writes like a mental patient. 499 00:23:41,297 --> 00:23:42,590 I was thinking, 500 00:23:42,798 --> 00:23:45,008 we should tell Millie the truth. 501 00:23:45,009 --> 00:23:46,551 We can't do that. 502 00:23:46,552 --> 00:23:47,928 We have to. 503 00:23:47,929 --> 00:23:49,721 Why? 504 00:23:49,722 --> 00:23:52,223 Because she's gonna wind up getting into trouble. 505 00:23:52,224 --> 00:23:54,976 Why? 'Cause she's hanging out with us? 506 00:23:54,977 --> 00:23:56,436 What's the difference? 507 00:23:56,437 --> 00:23:58,396 You're only hanging out with her 'cause you feel guilty. 508 00:23:58,397 --> 00:23:59,606 No, I'm not. 509 00:23:59,607 --> 00:24:01,316 She's kinda funny. 510 00:24:01,317 --> 00:24:03,777 Yeah, but you don't know Millie. 511 00:24:03,778 --> 00:24:04,903 She's really smart, 512 00:24:04,904 --> 00:24:06,738 and she really loves church, 513 00:24:06,739 --> 00:24:08,782 and she loves her family a lot... 514 00:24:08,783 --> 00:24:10,367 And what, we're scum? 515 00:24:10,368 --> 00:24:11,826 No. That's not what I'm saying. 516 00:24:11,827 --> 00:24:13,870 Well, what are you saying, Lindsay? 517 00:24:13,871 --> 00:24:16,373 I just don't think we should interfere with her life. 518 00:24:16,374 --> 00:24:19,960 What are you so worried about anyways, you know? 519 00:24:19,961 --> 00:24:21,711 That Millie's gonna start hanging out with us 520 00:24:21,712 --> 00:24:23,880 and then you're not gonna have anyone to run to 521 00:24:23,881 --> 00:24:25,799 when you get scared of your bad friends? 522 00:24:26,801 --> 00:24:28,426 And you know what, if you do tell her, 523 00:24:28,427 --> 00:24:30,721 I'll kick your ass. 524 00:24:39,313 --> 00:24:40,939 I don't know what else I can do. 525 00:24:40,940 --> 00:24:42,941 If he hates me, he hates me. 526 00:24:42,942 --> 00:24:45,485 He's just having a really hard time with this. 527 00:24:45,486 --> 00:24:46,903 Well, so am I. 528 00:24:46,904 --> 00:24:49,364 Honey, you just need to spend more time with him. 529 00:24:49,365 --> 00:24:51,449 You need to get to know each other a little bit better. 530 00:24:51,450 --> 00:24:53,827 Look, he doesn't want to know me. 531 00:24:53,828 --> 00:24:55,203 He doesn't care. 532 00:24:55,204 --> 00:24:56,663 Oh, come on. 533 00:24:56,664 --> 00:24:58,540 Don't be such a baby. 534 00:24:58,541 --> 00:25:00,834 Come here. 535 00:25:00,835 --> 00:25:02,628 What? 536 00:25:05,047 --> 00:25:07,716 You should take him some place special. 537 00:25:07,717 --> 00:25:10,051 You know, show him that you like him. 538 00:25:10,052 --> 00:25:11,511 What, like the movies? 539 00:25:11,512 --> 00:25:13,596 I'm not seeing that “stripes" crap again. 540 00:25:13,597 --> 00:25:15,682 He's been bugging me to take him 541 00:25:15,683 --> 00:25:17,892 to this go-cart city place, 542 00:25:17,893 --> 00:25:19,227 but I keep saying no. 543 00:25:19,228 --> 00:25:20,520 Maybe you could take him there. 544 00:25:20,521 --> 00:25:22,355 Really? I love go-cart city. 545 00:25:22,356 --> 00:25:23,940 - You do? - I do. 546 00:25:23,941 --> 00:25:25,275 Yeah, I'll take him there. 547 00:25:25,276 --> 00:25:26,443 Really? 548 00:25:28,279 --> 00:25:29,696 He's fat. 549 00:25:29,697 --> 00:25:31,823 He's a gym teacher, and he's not even in good shape. 550 00:25:31,824 --> 00:25:33,116 He never runs, 551 00:25:33,117 --> 00:25:35,118 and you never see him play the games with us. 552 00:25:35,119 --> 00:25:37,662 You should tell your mom to dump him. 553 00:25:37,663 --> 00:25:40,123 Even if he wasn't the biggest jerk in the world, 554 00:25:40,124 --> 00:25:41,708 he has a terrible job. 555 00:25:41,709 --> 00:25:42,960 He's a gym teacher. 556 00:25:43,169 --> 00:25:44,545 There's no upward mobility. 557 00:25:44,754 --> 00:25:46,047 It's not like you can become... 558 00:25:48,883 --> 00:25:51,052 Yeah. My mom really likes him, you know? 559 00:25:51,260 --> 00:25:53,971 And he acts different around her than he does around us. 560 00:25:54,221 --> 00:25:56,681 He's all sweet and phony. 561 00:25:56,682 --> 00:25:58,141 It's sick. 562 00:25:58,142 --> 00:26:01,895 Maybe—maybe he's not such a bad guy. 563 00:26:01,896 --> 00:26:03,856 Excuse me? 564 00:26:04,065 --> 00:26:06,357 He let you be captain in gym class. 565 00:26:06,358 --> 00:26:07,518 You're right. I'll just start 566 00:26:07,693 --> 00:26:09,588 calling him “daddy" now. Thanks for reminding me. 567 00:26:09,612 --> 00:26:11,988 [Knock on door] Come in. 568 00:26:11,989 --> 00:26:13,239 Hey, guys. 569 00:26:13,240 --> 00:26:14,240 - Hey, Mr. Fredricks. - Hello. 570 00:26:14,241 --> 00:26:15,408 Hi, fredricks. 571 00:26:15,409 --> 00:26:18,286 Uh, listen, bill, I was just wondering, 572 00:26:18,287 --> 00:26:20,607 maybe tomorrow, you might wanna go to go-cart city with me. 573 00:26:24,418 --> 00:26:26,420 We'd love to go. 574 00:26:27,630 --> 00:26:29,923 “We"? Uh... 575 00:26:29,924 --> 00:26:32,300 O-Okay. All right. 576 00:26:32,301 --> 00:26:33,844 We can all go. You wanna go, Sam? 577 00:26:34,970 --> 00:26:38,140 - Sure. - All right, okay, bill? 578 00:26:38,307 --> 00:26:40,518 I guess. Yeah, I guess so. 579 00:26:40,726 --> 00:26:41,477 All right! 580 00:26:41,644 --> 00:26:44,688 The four men are gonna have some fun. 581 00:26:44,897 --> 00:26:47,440 - Thanks a lot, Neal. - What? 582 00:26:47,441 --> 00:26:48,942 No one else is gonna take us there. 583 00:26:48,943 --> 00:26:50,694 It's all the way out in the boonies. 584 00:26:50,861 --> 00:26:52,779 So you know I didn't wanna go with him. 585 00:26:52,780 --> 00:26:56,450 We'll just ditch him and ride go-carts all day. 586 00:26:58,911 --> 00:27:00,495 No way. Absolutely not. 587 00:27:00,496 --> 00:27:03,164 Lindsay, that song is pornographic. 588 00:27:03,165 --> 00:27:05,500 Dad, come on. Don't be a prude. 589 00:27:05,501 --> 00:27:08,378 If I was such a prude, you wouldn't exist. 590 00:27:08,379 --> 00:27:11,297 Fine. Then I'm gonna be the only kid in the whole school 591 00:27:11,298 --> 00:27:12,674 who can't go to a rock concert. 592 00:27:12,675 --> 00:27:13,675 All right, all right. 593 00:27:13,676 --> 00:27:15,969 Maybe we could chaperone you. 594 00:27:15,970 --> 00:27:18,179 You know, sit behind you, be real quiet. 595 00:27:18,180 --> 00:27:19,806 It could be fun. 596 00:27:19,807 --> 00:27:21,641 I don't wanna do that. 597 00:27:21,642 --> 00:27:24,018 Dad, look, I understand your concerns. 598 00:27:24,019 --> 00:27:26,771 I have them myself, but I... 599 00:27:26,772 --> 00:27:28,398 I wouldn't be fighting you. 600 00:27:28,399 --> 00:27:30,233 It's just that Millie is going. 601 00:27:30,234 --> 00:27:31,985 Millie is? 602 00:27:31,986 --> 00:27:33,820 Yeah. Her parents said she could go, 603 00:27:33,821 --> 00:27:35,113 and I just sort of wanted to go 604 00:27:35,114 --> 00:27:36,823 to keep an eye on her. 605 00:27:36,824 --> 00:27:38,950 Oh, honey, you really are such a good girl, 606 00:27:38,951 --> 00:27:40,410 aren't you? 607 00:27:40,411 --> 00:27:43,747 Yeah. I can handle myself. 608 00:27:45,499 --> 00:27:48,294 Honey, Millie is going. 609 00:27:49,920 --> 00:27:52,839 All right, fine. Go. 610 00:27:52,840 --> 00:27:55,759 You just keep those boys away from your accordion. 611 00:27:58,345 --> 00:27:59,721 So forget bill Russell. 612 00:27:59,722 --> 00:28:01,598 Great. Give him the trophies, whatever. 613 00:28:01,599 --> 00:28:02,807 Yeah, he won the championships. 614 00:28:02,808 --> 00:28:03,808 I tell you, 615 00:28:03,893 --> 00:28:05,352 they changed the game for one man... 616 00:28:05,519 --> 00:28:07,979 Wilt Chamberlain, wilt the stilt. 617 00:28:07,980 --> 00:28:10,148 Who's your favorite basketball player? 618 00:28:10,149 --> 00:28:11,691 Come on. Favorite player. 619 00:28:12,985 --> 00:28:14,736 I don't know. I don't watch basketball. 620 00:28:14,737 --> 00:28:15,905 No? Sam? 621 00:28:17,865 --> 00:28:19,741 Havficek? 622 00:28:19,742 --> 00:28:20,825 Dr. J? 623 00:28:20,826 --> 00:28:23,120 From the aba? 624 00:28:26,081 --> 00:28:27,458 Got you guys something. 625 00:28:28,792 --> 00:28:29,876 Here you go, bill. 626 00:28:29,877 --> 00:28:31,670 - Cool. - All right. 627 00:28:32,338 --> 00:28:34,924 Thanks. Just what I always wanted. 628 00:28:35,841 --> 00:28:37,842 - Doody. - Isn't it crazy? 629 00:28:37,843 --> 00:28:40,094 I got it from the joke shop. 630 00:28:40,095 --> 00:28:41,846 I heard you guys were into comedy, 631 00:28:41,847 --> 00:28:44,515 so I picked you up a couple of things. 632 00:28:44,516 --> 00:28:45,850 Here you go, Neal. 633 00:28:45,851 --> 00:28:48,102 All right! Vomit. 634 00:28:48,103 --> 00:28:49,604 It kinda looks like pizza. 635 00:28:49,605 --> 00:28:50,730 I don't have this one. 636 00:28:50,731 --> 00:28:52,357 Oh! [Laughing] 637 00:28:52,358 --> 00:28:54,777 Hey. Hey, Neal, I got you a present. 638 00:28:57,780 --> 00:28:58,863 Isn't that great? 639 00:28:58,864 --> 00:29:01,241 Hey, bill, you want a dollar? 640 00:29:01,242 --> 00:29:03,786 Do you want a dollar? 641 00:29:04,954 --> 00:29:06,037 No, thanks. 642 00:29:06,038 --> 00:29:09,333 [Acoustic guitar plays] 643 00:29:16,632 --> 00:29:21,136 [Singing] I said, lady I, let your soul be free 644 00:29:21,345 --> 00:29:24,514 you closed your eyes, and you wouldn't see 645 00:29:24,515 --> 00:29:27,977 the only one who could ease your pain was me 646 00:29:29,937 --> 00:29:33,189 as I ride on my horse through the countryside 647 00:29:33,190 --> 00:29:36,401 I said, lady I, let me give you a ride 648 00:29:36,402 --> 00:29:38,486 but as I pulled the reins of that horse 649 00:29:38,487 --> 00:29:41,739 she pulled the reins of her soul 650 00:29:41,740 --> 00:29:45,327 I'm outta control, lady I 651 00:29:46,495 --> 00:29:50,165 lady I 652 00:29:52,376 --> 00:29:55,336 you couldn't see through my cloud of smoke 653 00:29:55,337 --> 00:29:56,421 you held my heart 654 00:29:56,422 --> 00:29:57,880 now it's bloody and broke 655 00:29:57,881 --> 00:29:59,590 and is your green army jacket 656 00:29:59,591 --> 00:30:02,761 the only thing keepin' you warm tonight? 657 00:30:04,722 --> 00:30:06,432 Lady I 658 00:30:07,766 --> 00:30:09,643 lady I 659 00:30:10,728 --> 00:30:12,353 lady I 660 00:30:12,354 --> 00:30:14,732 she's my lady I 661 00:30:16,525 --> 00:30:18,609 [falsetto] Lady I 662 00:30:18,610 --> 00:30:20,653 lady I 663 00:30:24,533 --> 00:30:27,369 that's the sound of I 664 00:30:28,787 --> 00:30:36,419 you're my lady I 665 00:30:44,345 --> 00:30:45,595 What'd you think? 666 00:30:45,596 --> 00:30:47,221 Well, you know, I—I—I... 667 00:30:47,222 --> 00:30:49,849 I thought I would hate it, but, you know, I kinda liked it. 668 00:30:49,850 --> 00:30:52,060 - Really? - No. 669 00:30:52,061 --> 00:30:54,062 Man, that was terrible. 670 00:30:54,063 --> 00:30:56,189 “Lady I"? 671 00:30:56,190 --> 00:30:58,232 I couldn't use her real name. 672 00:30:58,233 --> 00:31:00,151 You shouldn't use your real name, 673 00:31:00,152 --> 00:31:01,611 you're writing that stuff. 674 00:31:01,612 --> 00:31:06,032 Well, I think as long as that I am using my real emotions, 675 00:31:06,033 --> 00:31:07,241 that that's all that matters. 676 00:31:07,242 --> 00:31:09,578 Lots of wackos use their real emotions. 677 00:31:11,372 --> 00:31:12,497 [Whistles] Whoo-hoo! 678 00:31:12,498 --> 00:31:15,541 Go-cart city, boys! Huh? Who's the man? 679 00:31:15,542 --> 00:31:17,502 - You are! - You are! 680 00:31:17,503 --> 00:31:18,628 This is so great! 681 00:31:18,629 --> 00:31:21,047 Ah! Go-cart city! Huh? All right. 682 00:31:21,048 --> 00:31:23,132 Hey, thanks so much, Mr. Fredricks. 683 00:31:23,133 --> 00:31:24,300 This is so cool. 684 00:31:24,301 --> 00:31:25,635 Yeah. Thanks, Mr. Fred ricks. 685 00:31:25,636 --> 00:31:27,678 My dad would never take me here. 686 00:31:27,679 --> 00:31:28,805 You're welcome. 687 00:31:28,806 --> 00:31:31,516 Hey, get ready to race 'cause I'm not goin' easy on you guys. 688 00:31:31,517 --> 00:31:32,934 Well, you're gonna be the loser. 689 00:31:33,812 --> 00:31:36,521 Triple ice cream cone says I kick your butts. 690 00:31:36,522 --> 00:31:38,314 Oh! You're on! 691 00:31:38,315 --> 00:31:39,732 All right. You in, bill? 692 00:31:41,735 --> 00:31:46,740 Let's race. Whoo-hoo! 693 00:31:49,076 --> 00:31:50,701 I I'm goin' home 694 00:31:50,702 --> 00:31:52,537 j“ and when I wanna go home 695 00:31:52,538 --> 00:31:55,082 I I'm goin' mobile 696 00:31:56,458 --> 00:31:57,625 oh, yeah! 697 00:31:57,626 --> 00:31:59,377 Whoo! 698 00:31:59,378 --> 00:32:01,672 I goin' mobile 699 00:32:03,048 --> 00:32:04,590 I keep me movin' 700 00:32:04,591 --> 00:32:07,594 no! No! No way! 701 00:32:11,807 --> 00:32:15,643 J“ I don't care about pollution 702 00:32:15,644 --> 00:32:18,604 - I I'm an air-conditioned gypsy - come on, buddy! 703 00:32:18,605 --> 00:32:19,647 I got you! 704 00:32:19,648 --> 00:32:22,066 J“ that's my solution 705 00:32:22,067 --> 00:32:24,777 j“ watch the police and the tax man miss me 706 00:32:24,778 --> 00:32:27,196 I I'm mobile 707 00:32:27,197 --> 00:32:30,199 I whoo, yeah! 708 00:32:30,200 --> 00:32:31,492 J“ ee-ee! 709 00:32:31,493 --> 00:32:36,039 I mobile, mobile, mobile, yeah 710 00:32:38,375 --> 00:32:39,751 [fredricks] Here I come! 711 00:32:59,271 --> 00:33:01,272 Bill, that was incredible! 712 00:33:01,273 --> 00:33:02,315 Bill, that was so cool! 713 00:33:02,316 --> 00:33:04,484 You should've seen yourself spin out. 714 00:33:04,485 --> 00:33:07,320 The ice cream is mine. 715 00:33:07,321 --> 00:33:09,322 What is it, bill? 716 00:33:09,323 --> 00:33:10,740 I hate you! 717 00:33:13,285 --> 00:33:15,077 You always have to win. 718 00:33:15,078 --> 00:33:17,955 All you care about is winning. 719 00:33:17,956 --> 00:33:21,584 You don't care at all about other people's feelings. 720 00:33:21,585 --> 00:33:24,087 I'm sorry, bill. I... 721 00:33:33,347 --> 00:33:35,723 J“ [the who's “drowned" plays] 722 00:33:35,724 --> 00:33:39,769 I I am not the actor 723 00:33:39,770 --> 00:33:42,313 j“ this can't be the scene 724 00:33:42,314 --> 00:33:43,314 hey, guys. 725 00:33:43,315 --> 00:33:45,858 Have you seen Millie? 726 00:33:47,361 --> 00:33:48,903 Okay. 727 00:33:48,904 --> 00:33:49,904 - Hey. - Hey. 728 00:33:49,905 --> 00:33:51,572 How do you like the magic bus? 729 00:33:51,573 --> 00:33:54,116 Wow. It's amazing. 730 00:33:54,117 --> 00:33:55,826 Yeah. Hey, come back. 731 00:33:55,827 --> 00:33:57,453 I got a who-dog with your name on it. 732 00:33:57,454 --> 00:33:59,497 Okay. 733 00:34:04,586 --> 00:34:05,920 Have you seen Millie? 734 00:34:05,921 --> 00:34:06,963 Yeah, she's right there, 735 00:34:06,964 --> 00:34:08,714 playing frisbee with stroker. 736 00:34:08,715 --> 00:34:10,633 You know, she's pretty hot. 737 00:34:10,634 --> 00:34:13,135 I like it when the good girls cross over. 738 00:34:13,136 --> 00:34:14,345 Shut up. 739 00:34:14,346 --> 00:34:16,806 Keep away from her. 740 00:34:16,807 --> 00:34:19,392 God. Who are you, her mom? 741 00:34:19,393 --> 00:34:20,811 Hey, Millie. 742 00:34:24,231 --> 00:34:25,399 Millie? 743 00:34:27,234 --> 00:34:28,986 Millie! 744 00:34:30,279 --> 00:34:33,322 Uh-oh. Skinny's in trouble. 745 00:34:33,323 --> 00:34:36,367 Millie. Honey, I thought we agreed 746 00:34:36,368 --> 00:34:38,202 that you were not going to go to this concert. 747 00:34:38,203 --> 00:34:39,954 I didn't, you did. 748 00:34:39,955 --> 00:34:43,708 Well, you're not going. 749 00:34:43,709 --> 00:34:45,251 Yes, I am. 750 00:34:45,252 --> 00:34:47,795 Don't talk back to me. 751 00:34:47,796 --> 00:34:49,922 Mom, this is important to me. 752 00:34:49,923 --> 00:34:52,508 I'm a straight “a” student. I never do anything wrong. 753 00:34:52,509 --> 00:34:55,429 Honey, you're just a kid. 754 00:34:55,596 --> 00:34:56,762 Mom, I'm 15. 755 00:34:56,763 --> 00:34:58,803 You don't know the kind of things that could happen. 756 00:34:58,932 --> 00:35:00,641 I can't believe you can't trust me. 757 00:35:00,642 --> 00:35:02,018 It's not like I'm gonna drop acid 758 00:35:02,019 --> 00:35:03,729 or have sex in the parking lot. 759 00:35:03,895 --> 00:35:05,771 Millie! 760 00:35:07,399 --> 00:35:08,524 You get in this car. 761 00:35:08,525 --> 00:35:10,693 I am taking you home right now. 762 00:35:12,696 --> 00:35:15,240 Just leave me alone. 763 00:35:17,284 --> 00:35:18,492 Fine. 764 00:35:18,493 --> 00:35:21,454 You go right ahead and do what you want to do. 765 00:35:21,455 --> 00:35:24,082 Obviously, you don't care what I think. 766 00:35:30,047 --> 00:35:32,465 What a mouth on that chick! 767 00:35:32,466 --> 00:35:35,259 That's it! You tell mama! 768 00:35:35,260 --> 00:35:37,304 Tell her how it is! 769 00:35:54,946 --> 00:35:56,530 I'm sorry, bill. 770 00:35:56,531 --> 00:36:00,534 I didn't mean to crash into you. 771 00:36:00,535 --> 00:36:06,374 It's... wet track today. I don't know. 772 00:36:06,375 --> 00:36:08,334 We just don't know each other, do we? 773 00:36:08,335 --> 00:36:10,753 I mean, I thought we knew each other in class this year, 774 00:36:10,754 --> 00:36:13,840 but we don't know each other at all. 775 00:36:16,385 --> 00:36:18,594 But I know what you think of me. 776 00:36:18,595 --> 00:36:21,931 You think I'm a stupid jock gym teacher, right? 777 00:36:21,932 --> 00:36:25,185 Bing! You— You're probably right. 778 00:36:27,062 --> 00:36:28,354 But I don't know what to... 779 00:36:28,355 --> 00:36:30,773 I mean, you know what I am? 780 00:36:30,774 --> 00:36:34,026 I'm a guy who loves your mother very much. 781 00:36:34,027 --> 00:36:37,363 She's a special woman. I love her. 782 00:36:37,364 --> 00:36:40,366 You know, she's had a hard time the past few years. 783 00:36:40,367 --> 00:36:41,951 What do you know about it? 784 00:36:41,952 --> 00:36:45,372 Only what she tells me. 785 00:36:48,583 --> 00:36:50,459 But I think she deserves to be happy, 786 00:36:50,460 --> 00:36:52,337 and, you know, I can make her happy. 787 00:36:56,216 --> 00:36:57,550 I've never cared about anybody 788 00:36:57,551 --> 00:37:00,469 as much as I care about your mom. 789 00:37:00,470 --> 00:37:04,141 I might not be as bad a guy as you think I am. 790 00:37:36,423 --> 00:37:38,049 - Hey. - Hey. 791 00:37:41,011 --> 00:37:42,470 I'm really glad that you could come. 792 00:37:42,471 --> 00:37:44,805 Huh? Oh. 793 00:37:44,806 --> 00:37:46,348 Yeah, me too. 794 00:37:46,349 --> 00:37:47,475 I love the who. 795 00:37:47,476 --> 00:37:52,521 Pete townshend's really been inspiring me as a songwriter. 796 00:37:52,522 --> 00:37:54,607 Oh, really? 797 00:37:56,359 --> 00:38:00,571 Actually, I wrote a song for you. 798 00:38:00,572 --> 00:38:01,822 If you want to hear it... 799 00:38:01,823 --> 00:38:03,073 Oh, nuh-uh? 800 00:38:11,500 --> 00:38:12,541 Check it out! 801 00:38:12,542 --> 00:38:14,502 Whoo! Uh... 802 00:38:14,503 --> 00:38:15,753 Uh, hey, look at me! 803 00:38:15,754 --> 00:38:17,464 I'm Pete townshend! 804 00:38:17,672 --> 00:38:20,175 All right, townshend! Whoo! 805 00:38:20,383 --> 00:38:21,593 Yeah! 806 00:38:23,178 --> 00:38:26,014 Yeah, man! Tonight's gonna rock! 807 00:38:28,517 --> 00:38:30,559 Nice! Yeah, Ken! 808 00:38:30,560 --> 00:38:32,687 Smash me a piece of that! 809 00:38:35,524 --> 00:38:37,400 That—he— he's a crack-up, right? 810 00:38:45,534 --> 00:38:47,536 Yeaaaaah! 811 00:38:48,870 --> 00:38:51,705 This is the biggest favor I ever did for you. 812 00:38:51,706 --> 00:38:54,000 You're buying me a new guitar, man. 813 00:38:58,255 --> 00:38:59,505 You okay? 814 00:38:59,506 --> 00:39:02,258 I've never seen her like that. 815 00:39:02,259 --> 00:39:04,969 I feel kinda sick. 816 00:39:04,970 --> 00:39:08,097 Hey, who wants a beer? Anybody? 817 00:39:08,098 --> 00:39:10,683 I'll have one of those. 818 00:39:10,684 --> 00:39:11,892 Go ahead. Snag it. 819 00:39:11,893 --> 00:39:13,269 Here you go. Opener. 820 00:39:13,270 --> 00:39:15,814 Millie, you don't drink. 821 00:39:17,566 --> 00:39:19,693 Now's a good time to start. 822 00:39:26,867 --> 00:39:27,951 Bottoms up. 823 00:39:32,080 --> 00:39:34,248 I killed your dog! 824 00:39:34,249 --> 00:39:35,458 What? 825 00:39:38,795 --> 00:39:42,756 I was the one that ran him over. 826 00:39:42,757 --> 00:39:44,925 I'm so sorry, Millie. 827 00:39:44,926 --> 00:39:47,971 That's not very funny. 828 00:39:49,890 --> 00:39:52,517 I'm not kidding, Millie. 829 00:39:52,726 --> 00:39:55,520 It's true. 830 00:39:57,939 --> 00:39:59,940 Why didn't you say something? 831 00:39:59,941 --> 00:40:02,359 Why didn't you tell me? 832 00:40:02,360 --> 00:40:04,653 I don't know. 833 00:40:04,654 --> 00:40:07,781 Well, we didn't know how to. 834 00:40:07,782 --> 00:40:09,242 Lindsay? 835 00:40:11,202 --> 00:40:12,621 I'm really sorry, Millie. 836 00:40:21,129 --> 00:40:22,880 She's really mad. 837 00:40:23,965 --> 00:40:25,258 I'm gonna go talk to her. 838 00:40:27,636 --> 00:40:29,762 Hey, Kim. 839 00:40:29,763 --> 00:40:31,222 Thanks. 840 00:40:34,768 --> 00:40:37,062 J“ [seals and crofts' “summer breeze" plays] 841 00:40:39,522 --> 00:40:41,732 You know, I'm glad we didn't go to that concert. 842 00:40:41,733 --> 00:40:43,276 I hear they're so noisy, anyway. 843 00:40:43,443 --> 00:40:46,779 Yeah. I hear that the bathrooms smell really bad 844 00:40:46,780 --> 00:40:49,031 and that it's not safe to sit. 845 00:40:49,032 --> 00:40:52,452 Could you imagine holding it for four hours? 846 00:40:56,206 --> 00:40:57,332 Oh! 847 00:41:04,172 --> 00:41:07,467 Look. I found this in my drawer the other day. 848 00:41:07,634 --> 00:41:10,344 I thought maybe you might want it. 849 00:41:11,429 --> 00:41:14,348 I remember that. 850 00:41:14,349 --> 00:41:15,910 That's the day Goliath stole all the steaks 851 00:41:15,934 --> 00:41:18,519 off the barbecue and ate them. 852 00:41:18,520 --> 00:41:21,105 Oh, yeah. 853 00:41:21,106 --> 00:41:23,524 Your dad was so mad. 854 00:41:28,363 --> 00:41:31,240 He was a good dog, Lindsay. 855 00:41:31,241 --> 00:41:33,994 Yeah, he was a good dog. 856 00:41:40,375 --> 00:41:43,002 Announcer: Looks inside, tries to put the ball 857 00:41:43,003 --> 00:41:45,088 in the corner to warnsey. There's nothing there... 858 00:42:02,731 --> 00:42:04,690 Oh, I'm— I'm sorry, bill. 859 00:42:04,691 --> 00:42:06,276 Did you want to watch something? 860 00:42:08,194 --> 00:42:10,030 “Dallas" is on. 861 00:42:17,412 --> 00:42:19,538 Yes, I'm right in the middle. 862 00:42:19,539 --> 00:42:20,914 Well, Bobby... 863 00:42:20,915 --> 00:42:24,418 Wait a minute. Is it true? 864 00:42:24,419 --> 00:42:27,046 You can do something about it. 865 00:42:27,047 --> 00:42:28,338 What? 866 00:42:28,339 --> 00:42:29,757 Honey, it's like j.R. Said. 867 00:42:29,758 --> 00:42:31,425 I either vote for mama or daddy, 868 00:42:31,426 --> 00:42:32,426 and either way I lose. 869 00:42:32,427 --> 00:42:35,220 Well, can't you just not vote? 870 00:42:35,221 --> 00:42:36,639 Yes, I can abstain, 871 00:42:36,848 --> 00:42:38,648 or I can ask to be excused from the committee; 872 00:42:38,767 --> 00:42:40,060 but I'm not gonna do it. 873 00:42:40,310 --> 00:42:42,520 That's Pamela... 874 00:42:42,687 --> 00:42:46,483 And Bobby, j.R.'S brother. 875 00:42:49,027 --> 00:42:50,861 Oh, yeah? 876 00:42:50,862 --> 00:42:53,238 J.r.'s evil, 877 00:42:53,239 --> 00:42:57,327 so Bobby has to protect Pamela. 878 00:42:58,912 --> 00:43:01,163 What, so— so Bobby's a good guy? 879 00:43:03,458 --> 00:43:06,586 Yeah, but right now, he's caught in a ewing land battle. 880 00:43:09,464 --> 00:43:11,144 What kind of land battle? With Bobby, or... 881 00:43:12,383 --> 00:43:15,345 I'm sorry. 882 00:43:17,013 --> 00:43:19,099 It's okay. I'll tell you during the commercial.