1 00:00:01,504 --> 00:00:03,297 Previously on “freaks and geeks"... 2 00:00:04,673 --> 00:00:06,341 Sergeant pepper, where's the rest of 3 00:00:06,342 --> 00:00:07,926 the lonely hearts club band? 4 00:00:07,927 --> 00:00:09,845 Lindsay, is this bonehead a friend of yours? 5 00:00:13,849 --> 00:00:15,059 Oh. 6 00:00:15,267 --> 00:00:17,061 Do you think that there's any chance 7 00:00:17,269 --> 00:00:18,854 that this may actually happen? 8 00:00:19,480 --> 00:00:22,066 You really like her, don't you? 9 00:00:29,031 --> 00:00:32,116 So if they open this new sporting goods megastore 10 00:00:32,117 --> 00:00:33,117 at the mall, 11 00:00:33,244 --> 00:00:34,995 we're in for a real fight. 12 00:00:35,579 --> 00:00:38,165 Well, if I were them, I'd be the nervous ones. 13 00:00:38,707 --> 00:00:41,835 I wouldn't shop at that big megastore if you paid me. 14 00:00:42,253 --> 00:00:45,463 Oh, I like this girl. Isn't she great, Lindsay? 15 00:00:45,464 --> 00:00:49,175 Uh, yeah, she's... great. 16 00:00:49,176 --> 00:00:51,302 So I hear something very exciting 17 00:00:51,303 --> 00:00:53,680 is happening this week at school. 18 00:00:53,681 --> 00:00:57,141 That's right. Vice president George Herbert Walker bush 19 00:00:57,142 --> 00:00:58,982 is coming to our school to speak at an assembly 20 00:00:59,019 --> 00:01:00,563 in the cafeteria. 21 00:01:00,896 --> 00:01:02,564 Boy, I wish there was a way I could get 22 00:01:02,565 --> 00:01:04,732 the vice president to stop at my store. 23 00:01:04,733 --> 00:01:06,734 You can't pay for that kind of publicity. 24 00:01:06,735 --> 00:01:10,196 You know, the most exciting thing is Cindy, 25 00:01:10,197 --> 00:01:12,782 because she's head of the young Republicans club, 26 00:01:12,783 --> 00:01:14,200 gets to introduce him. 27 00:01:14,201 --> 00:01:18,830 Wow, that is a big honor, isn't it, Lindsay? 28 00:01:18,831 --> 00:01:21,165 Yeah, if you're a republican. 29 00:01:21,166 --> 00:01:23,167 Oh, and you're not? 30 00:01:23,168 --> 00:01:25,545 No, I'm a democrat. 31 00:01:25,546 --> 00:01:27,005 You know, everyone's a democrat 32 00:01:27,006 --> 00:01:28,507 till they get a little money. 33 00:01:28,716 --> 00:01:30,301 Then they come to their senses. 34 00:01:33,345 --> 00:01:36,098 J“ I don't give a damn 'bout my reputation 35 00:01:38,017 --> 00:01:40,769 j“ livin' in the past, it's a new generation 36 00:01:42,605 --> 00:01:44,773 j“ a girl can do what she wants to do 37 00:01:44,982 --> 00:01:46,942 I and that's what I'm gonna do 38 00:01:47,151 --> 00:01:50,279 I and I don't give a damn 'bout my bad reputation 39 00:01:51,864 --> 00:01:53,949 I oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no 40 00:01:54,158 --> 00:01:56,409 I not me me, me, me, me 41 00:01:56,410 --> 00:01:58,911 j“ whah! No! No, no, no, no, no, no, no 42 00:01:58,912 --> 00:02:01,498 I not me me, me, me, me 43 00:02:01,707 --> 00:02:04,543 j“ I don't give a damn 'bout my reputation 44 00:02:06,128 --> 00:02:09,006 I I've never been afraid of any deviation 45 00:02:10,633 --> 00:02:13,176 I and I don't really care if you think I'm strange 46 00:02:13,177 --> 00:02:15,304 j“ I ain't gonna change 47 00:02:15,512 --> 00:02:18,474 I and I'm never gonna care 'bout my bad reputation 48 00:02:24,938 --> 00:02:26,565 It looks pretty good. 49 00:02:45,876 --> 00:02:48,503 What, are the blues brothers doing a show in town tonight? 50 00:02:48,504 --> 00:02:52,799 No. George Bush is coming to speak to the school. 51 00:02:52,800 --> 00:02:54,343 The porn star? 52 00:02:54,885 --> 00:02:58,681 The vice president of the United States of America. 53 00:02:58,931 --> 00:03:00,306 George Bush. 54 00:03:00,307 --> 00:03:01,599 Hi, guys. 55 00:03:04,019 --> 00:03:05,562 - Hey. - Hey. 56 00:03:05,771 --> 00:03:07,855 What's wrong? 57 00:03:07,856 --> 00:03:09,357 I'm a little nervous. 58 00:03:09,358 --> 00:03:10,942 I just found out we have to play 59 00:03:10,943 --> 00:03:13,319 “hail to the chief“ when bush arrives. 60 00:03:13,320 --> 00:03:14,612 There's a lot of tuba. 61 00:03:14,613 --> 00:03:15,905 Don't worry about it, Amy. 62 00:03:15,906 --> 00:03:17,949 Bush probably doesn't know anything about the tuba. 63 00:03:17,950 --> 00:03:19,701 I can see it now. 64 00:03:23,831 --> 00:03:25,040 Stop! 65 00:03:25,666 --> 00:03:27,542 All right, you guys. Come on, beat it. 66 00:03:27,543 --> 00:03:29,043 There's no hanging out under the stairs. 67 00:03:29,044 --> 00:03:30,461 What? Since when? 68 00:03:30,462 --> 00:03:32,797 Since the vice president is coming. 69 00:03:32,798 --> 00:03:33,881 Come on, gimme a break. 70 00:03:33,882 --> 00:03:36,218 The secret service wants all these areas cleared out. 71 00:03:37,720 --> 00:03:39,763 How we ever gonna plan our coup? 72 00:03:39,972 --> 00:03:41,598 Don't even joke, desario. 73 00:03:41,807 --> 00:03:44,059 I can get you thrown in jail just for saying that. 74 00:03:44,268 --> 00:03:45,602 Come on, let's go. 75 00:03:45,811 --> 00:03:47,311 Coooooup. Coup.Coup. 76 00:03:47,312 --> 00:03:48,646 Don't joke about it. 77 00:03:48,647 --> 00:03:50,440 It's okay. I have to practice, anyway. 78 00:03:50,441 --> 00:03:51,775 Want to hang out after school? 79 00:03:51,942 --> 00:03:53,485 I don't know. I have to practice. 80 00:03:53,652 --> 00:03:54,652 Gotta study. 81 00:03:54,778 --> 00:03:56,571 You're a bad influence. 82 00:03:56,572 --> 00:03:58,115 So I'll see you at 6:30? 83 00:04:01,326 --> 00:04:02,828 See ya later. 84 00:04:03,495 --> 00:04:04,747 Bye. 85 00:04:05,831 --> 00:04:07,623 I hope the game's good tonight. 86 00:04:07,624 --> 00:04:08,459 Definitely. 87 00:04:08,460 --> 00:04:10,002 - It will be. Trust me. - Ha, ha, ha. 88 00:04:10,544 --> 00:04:12,420 Hey, guys. What's happening? 89 00:04:13,672 --> 00:04:17,133 We don't know. It's all going on over there. 90 00:04:19,303 --> 00:04:21,763 Once you start down that dark path, 91 00:04:21,764 --> 00:04:23,848 forever will it dominate your destiny. 92 00:04:23,849 --> 00:04:25,934 At least that's what Yoda always says. 93 00:04:27,519 --> 00:04:29,771 I mean, not all cheerleaders have to be pretty, 94 00:04:29,772 --> 00:04:32,732 but their cheerleaders aren't even remotely pretty. 95 00:04:32,733 --> 00:04:34,275 I mean, they're dirty. 96 00:04:34,276 --> 00:04:36,652 You know what it is? It's disrespectful. 97 00:04:36,653 --> 00:04:38,196 It's disrespectful to their team. 98 00:04:38,197 --> 00:04:39,781 It's disrespectful to their school. 99 00:04:39,782 --> 00:04:42,492 If I was their student body, I wouldn't allow it. 100 00:04:42,493 --> 00:04:44,702 Hey, not all our cheerleaders are pretty. 101 00:04:44,703 --> 00:04:46,746 You can say that again. 102 00:04:46,747 --> 00:04:47,747 Todd, shut up. 103 00:04:47,831 --> 00:04:49,792 I wasn't talking about you. 104 00:04:50,375 --> 00:04:52,252 How about you get over yourself? 105 00:04:54,087 --> 00:04:56,422 Sam, you're not gonna defend me? 106 00:04:56,423 --> 00:04:59,675 What? He... he said he wasn't talking about you. 107 00:04:59,676 --> 00:05:01,512 So you're just gonna let it go? 108 00:05:01,720 --> 00:05:03,305 Would you stop? 109 00:05:05,933 --> 00:05:08,227 What, do you want to see us fight? 110 00:05:09,144 --> 00:05:11,021 I'd like to see that. 111 00:05:18,028 --> 00:05:19,779 Mousetrap! I win! 112 00:05:19,780 --> 00:05:20,780 Congratulations, bill. 113 00:05:20,781 --> 00:05:22,616 Maybe you can get the school to start a team. 114 00:05:22,825 --> 00:05:24,159 Funny. 115 00:05:26,036 --> 00:05:27,745 Sam, don't worry. It's just a game. 116 00:05:27,746 --> 00:05:29,956 I mean, I'm good at mousetrap, 117 00:05:29,957 --> 00:05:31,959 and you're really good at kerplunk. 118 00:05:32,125 --> 00:05:33,544 No. No, no, no. It's not that. 119 00:05:33,710 --> 00:05:35,796 It's just this thing with Cindy. 120 00:05:36,129 --> 00:05:39,424 She's kinda... She's kinda boring. 121 00:05:40,217 --> 00:05:41,426 Really? 122 00:05:41,635 --> 00:05:43,886 It's weird hanging out with her friends. 123 00:05:43,887 --> 00:05:47,348 I mean, all she ever wants to do is make out and stuff. 124 00:05:47,349 --> 00:05:49,517 I'd kill to be that bored. 125 00:05:49,518 --> 00:05:51,811 Maybe you're not doing this right. 126 00:05:51,812 --> 00:05:54,647 I mean, aren't you supposed to go out on dates and stuff? 127 00:05:54,648 --> 00:05:56,983 Well, y... yeah. We went to the mall twice, 128 00:05:56,984 --> 00:05:58,776 and we went to this football game once, 129 00:05:58,777 --> 00:06:02,530 and after that, we went to a different mall. 130 00:06:02,531 --> 00:06:04,115 That sounds fantastic. 131 00:06:04,116 --> 00:06:06,618 Maybe you should take her out on a date 132 00:06:06,827 --> 00:06:08,537 and do something that you want to do. 133 00:06:08,704 --> 00:06:12,206 But what if she doesn't want to do what I want to do? 134 00:06:12,207 --> 00:06:14,292 Then why are you going out with her? 135 00:06:14,293 --> 00:06:15,626 Because she's a goddess! 136 00:06:15,627 --> 00:06:19,297 Am I the last sane man on this godforsaken planet? 137 00:06:19,298 --> 00:06:20,631 Hey, pass her over here. 138 00:06:20,632 --> 00:06:23,676 I'd move to the mall if she wanted me to. 139 00:06:23,677 --> 00:06:27,848 All right. I'll ask. Just shut up already. 140 00:06:29,683 --> 00:06:32,060 So how come we never hang out at your house? 141 00:06:32,269 --> 00:06:35,355 Um, 'cause I hate it there? 142 00:06:35,522 --> 00:06:36,564 Really? 143 00:06:36,565 --> 00:06:38,816 Yes, really. 144 00:06:38,817 --> 00:06:42,236 How come everyone always thinks I'm joking all the time? 145 00:06:42,237 --> 00:06:44,822 Something to do with my voice, isn't it? 146 00:06:44,823 --> 00:06:46,699 That's what I think. 147 00:06:46,700 --> 00:06:49,202 I mean, your parents seem so nice. 148 00:06:50,746 --> 00:06:53,373 Well, they're not bad people. 149 00:06:54,541 --> 00:06:57,169 They're good at their jobs. 150 00:06:57,377 --> 00:07:00,130 I guess... I guess raising me 151 00:07:00,339 --> 00:07:03,634 wasn't one of the things they learned to do in college. 152 00:07:03,800 --> 00:07:06,762 So how'd you turn out to be such a great guy? 153 00:07:06,970 --> 00:07:08,347 Am I? 154 00:07:09,222 --> 00:07:12,725 I don't know. I was, uh, I was raised by a nanny. 155 00:07:12,726 --> 00:07:15,436 Yeah. Catherine. 156 00:07:15,437 --> 00:07:17,563 She was pretty... She was pretty great. 157 00:07:17,564 --> 00:07:20,651 You know, she was the best mommy money could buy. 158 00:07:21,318 --> 00:07:23,070 I didn't know that. 159 00:07:24,905 --> 00:07:26,740 I'm glad you told me. 160 00:07:27,574 --> 00:07:29,660 Yeah. Well. 161 00:07:32,371 --> 00:07:35,582 I think it's important that we tell each other everything. 162 00:07:35,999 --> 00:07:37,459 Don't you? 163 00:07:38,418 --> 00:07:41,213 Yeah. Of course. 164 00:07:42,756 --> 00:07:45,633 I want to tell you something about myself. 165 00:07:45,634 --> 00:07:46,634 It's really important, 166 00:07:46,760 --> 00:07:48,595 so you gotta promise me you won't freak out. 167 00:07:48,804 --> 00:07:51,890 Oh, I'm pretty hard to freak out. 168 00:07:52,099 --> 00:07:55,352 No, I'm serious. You promise? 169 00:07:56,061 --> 00:07:59,690 I can try to promise. 170 00:07:59,898 --> 00:08:02,191 If you killed someone or something, though... 171 00:08:02,192 --> 00:08:04,653 No. You know, forget it. 172 00:08:04,861 --> 00:08:06,571 I'm sorry. Go on. 173 00:08:14,496 --> 00:08:16,915 This isn't really that uncommon. 174 00:08:17,791 --> 00:08:19,167 But-ll 175 00:08:20,669 --> 00:08:22,754 but when I was born... 176 00:08:24,339 --> 00:08:27,009 I had the potential to be... 177 00:08:29,720 --> 00:08:31,595 Male or female. 178 00:08:31,596 --> 00:08:33,848 Yeah. Me too. 179 00:08:33,849 --> 00:08:39,229 No, I mean... I mean, I was born with both... 180 00:08:41,982 --> 00:08:44,609 Both male and female parts. 181 00:08:46,611 --> 00:08:47,738 Uh huh. 182 00:08:50,115 --> 00:08:52,242 My parents made a decision with the doctors 183 00:08:52,451 --> 00:08:54,327 that I should be a girl. 184 00:08:54,536 --> 00:08:57,039 I mean, thank god, because that's who I am. 185 00:08:57,205 --> 00:08:58,749 But-ll 186 00:08:59,332 --> 00:09:02,127 it's still a really big part of my life... 187 00:09:03,295 --> 00:09:05,297 And I thought you should know. 188 00:09:07,007 --> 00:09:09,051 No, this is... 189 00:09:10,260 --> 00:09:13,430 Good that you told me this. 190 00:09:15,223 --> 00:09:17,309 Are you freaking out? 191 00:09:18,143 --> 00:09:21,480 No. You know, it, you're... 192 00:09:21,688 --> 00:09:23,606 You're, uh, you're all girl now. 193 00:09:24,608 --> 00:09:28,611 Yeah. So, you know, it's okay, you know? 194 00:09:28,612 --> 00:09:32,491 It's, uh, if I was dating you when you were just born, 195 00:09:32,657 --> 00:09:34,533 things, uh, might be a little different 196 00:09:34,534 --> 00:09:36,619 'cause of all that stuff. 197 00:09:36,620 --> 00:09:39,246 But now you're, uh, you're all girl now, 198 00:09:39,247 --> 00:09:42,667 so it's... okay. 199 00:09:44,544 --> 00:09:46,462 Thanks, Ken. 200 00:09:46,463 --> 00:09:48,589 Yeah. You know, it's, uh, I, uh, 201 00:09:48,590 --> 00:09:54,595 I had my appendix out, so you know, I've been there. 202 00:09:54,596 --> 00:09:57,099 Ha, ha, ha, ha. 203 00:10:02,729 --> 00:10:07,192 Lindsay, old Jeff rosso is about to make your day. 204 00:10:07,734 --> 00:10:09,652 You've heard of a guy 205 00:10:09,653 --> 00:10:12,321 named vice president George Bush, haven't you? 206 00:10:13,949 --> 00:10:18,077 Well, I've arranged for you to ask him the first question 207 00:10:18,078 --> 00:10:21,123 during the informal q&a with the student body. 208 00:10:22,833 --> 00:10:24,542 I don't want to do that. 209 00:10:24,543 --> 00:10:25,627 Why? 210 00:10:25,836 --> 00:10:28,338 Because, I'm a democrat. 211 00:10:29,840 --> 00:10:33,384 So I wouldn't have voted for Reagan if I was old enough. 212 00:10:33,385 --> 00:10:35,136 Why would I want to talk to his lackey? 213 00:10:35,137 --> 00:10:37,346 Gee, I don't know. 214 00:10:37,347 --> 00:10:40,808 Maybe because he's the second most powerful man on earth. 215 00:10:40,809 --> 00:10:42,977 Maybe because we live in a country 216 00:10:42,978 --> 00:10:45,146 where we can actually question our leaders 217 00:10:45,147 --> 00:10:47,731 without fear of being hacked to death by a machete. 218 00:10:47,732 --> 00:10:48,774 Mr. Rosso, I didn't - 219 00:10:48,775 --> 00:10:50,818 hey, you know what? Forget it. 220 00:10:50,819 --> 00:10:53,237 I don't want you to talk to the vice president. 221 00:10:53,238 --> 00:10:54,405 Plenty of people here 222 00:10:54,406 --> 00:10:56,073 who actually care about their country. 223 00:10:56,074 --> 00:10:58,242 I guess me and my hippie friends 224 00:10:58,243 --> 00:10:59,994 were all just wasting our time 225 00:10:59,995 --> 00:11:02,830 at Berkeley demonstrating and stopping an unjust war. 226 00:11:02,831 --> 00:11:04,915 Probably shouldn't have bothered. 227 00:11:04,916 --> 00:11:06,792 Okay, Mr. Rosso. Stop. 228 00:11:06,793 --> 00:11:07,793 Come on, Lindsay. 229 00:11:07,878 --> 00:11:10,839 I was so excited for you to do it! 230 00:11:11,715 --> 00:11:14,383 You're a special person, and it's your destiny, 231 00:11:14,384 --> 00:11:15,676 if you like it or not, 232 00:11:15,677 --> 00:11:18,471 to be interacting with world leaders. 233 00:11:19,014 --> 00:11:20,599 Do you really believe that? 234 00:11:20,765 --> 00:11:22,434 You bet I do. 235 00:11:23,560 --> 00:11:25,812 Okay. Fine. I'll do it. 236 00:11:26,021 --> 00:11:29,899 I've got the best job in the world! 237 00:11:29,900 --> 00:11:32,736 12 grand a year, and I'm overpaid. 238 00:11:33,403 --> 00:11:34,737 Excuse me, sir. 239 00:11:34,738 --> 00:11:36,530 I'm gonna have to ask you and this young lady 240 00:11:36,531 --> 00:11:37,656 to please leave the office. 241 00:11:37,657 --> 00:11:39,074 - Anything wrong? - No, sir. 242 00:11:39,075 --> 00:11:40,951 We just need to inspect and cordon off these areas 243 00:11:40,952 --> 00:11:42,453 until after the vice president's visit. 244 00:11:42,454 --> 00:11:44,581 Uh, where am I supposed to work? 245 00:11:44,831 --> 00:11:46,875 Sorry, sir, it's not my problem. 246 00:11:49,211 --> 00:11:50,836 - Thanks very much. - Isn't this exciting? 247 00:11:50,837 --> 00:11:52,463 Thank you. Do me a favor? 248 00:11:52,464 --> 00:11:54,048 Give me a room sweep on the left side. 249 00:11:55,759 --> 00:11:57,885 Uh, crockpot, you're going to get a visual on that bogie. 250 00:11:57,886 --> 00:11:58,887 He's coming at you. 251 00:11:59,054 --> 00:12:01,014 He's about 6'3". Real Dr. Feelgood look. 252 00:12:08,647 --> 00:12:10,690 Wow. It's sixth period already. 253 00:12:13,818 --> 00:12:15,695 Did you have a good lunch? 254 00:12:16,029 --> 00:12:18,698 I thought the cafeteria food looked a little gross, 255 00:12:18,907 --> 00:12:21,159 so I had an apple. 256 00:12:21,368 --> 00:12:22,953 It was actually pretty good. 257 00:12:23,203 --> 00:12:25,247 If you like Salisbury steak. 258 00:12:27,958 --> 00:12:29,793 Um, I have to get to math, so... 259 00:12:30,043 --> 00:12:31,920 Yeah, I got chemistry. 260 00:12:43,265 --> 00:12:44,933 Give you a call. 261 00:12:46,935 --> 00:12:48,603 So what should I ask? 262 00:12:48,812 --> 00:12:50,939 Well, ask him something really tough. 263 00:12:51,106 --> 00:12:52,524 You know, put him on the spot. 264 00:12:52,732 --> 00:12:54,775 What would he not want to talk about? 265 00:12:54,776 --> 00:12:56,360 They say that Reagan had Iran delay 266 00:12:56,361 --> 00:12:57,569 the release of the hostages 267 00:12:57,570 --> 00:12:59,488 until after he was elected. 268 00:12:59,489 --> 00:13:02,116 You should ask him about that. Write that one down. 269 00:13:02,117 --> 00:13:04,326 I bet he flips. 270 00:13:04,327 --> 00:13:07,246 I want to ask him about trickle down economics. 271 00:13:07,247 --> 00:13:08,414 Oh, Lindsay, that's boring. 272 00:13:08,415 --> 00:13:09,999 Nobody wants to hear about that. 273 00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:11,458 Here, give me this notebook. 274 00:13:11,459 --> 00:13:15,421 I want to ask him about the aliens at roswell. 275 00:13:15,422 --> 00:13:17,381 Come on. 276 00:13:17,382 --> 00:13:19,049 I gotta write down some real questions. 277 00:13:19,050 --> 00:13:20,302 Okay. 278 00:13:22,470 --> 00:13:23,679 How's it going? 279 00:13:23,680 --> 00:13:26,015 Great. I think I'm gonna get a “b” in math. 280 00:13:26,016 --> 00:13:28,392 I'm so relieved. 281 00:13:28,393 --> 00:13:31,437 Cindy, I was kinda thinking that maybe 282 00:13:31,438 --> 00:13:33,856 you'd like to go out on a date with me. 283 00:13:33,857 --> 00:13:35,816 Like a real date, you know? 284 00:13:35,817 --> 00:13:37,860 Sam, you're so sweet. 285 00:13:37,861 --> 00:13:40,237 Of course I'll go out on a date with you. 286 00:13:40,238 --> 00:13:41,405 Yeah? 287 00:13:41,406 --> 00:13:43,032 Hey, you know what we could do? 288 00:13:43,033 --> 00:13:44,074 All the football players 289 00:13:44,075 --> 00:13:45,826 are going to these batting cages, 290 00:13:45,827 --> 00:13:46,994 like this goofy golf type place, 291 00:13:46,995 --> 00:13:47,995 and then afterwards, 292 00:13:48,079 --> 00:13:49,539 they're gonna go swim in this lake. 293 00:13:49,748 --> 00:13:52,207 Doesn't that sound like fun? 294 00:13:52,208 --> 00:13:56,628 Yeah. Well, actually, I was thinking 295 00:13:56,629 --> 00:14:00,132 that maybe I could plan the date. 296 00:14:00,133 --> 00:14:03,385 I'd take you out. It would be my surprise. 297 00:14:03,386 --> 00:14:05,679 It would be on me, you know? 298 00:14:05,680 --> 00:14:08,349 I get it. You want to take your girlfriend out 299 00:14:08,350 --> 00:14:10,351 like a real gentleman. 300 00:14:10,352 --> 00:14:12,729 Yeah. 301 00:14:12,937 --> 00:14:17,067 You know what? I think that's really romantic. 302 00:14:28,161 --> 00:14:32,415 I can't take this anymore. Why are you acting like this? 303 00:14:32,665 --> 00:14:33,666 Acting like what? 304 00:14:33,875 --> 00:14:36,252 You can't even look at me! 305 00:14:38,213 --> 00:14:39,671 I'm looking at you. 306 00:14:39,672 --> 00:14:42,425 What are you thinking about what I told you? 307 00:14:43,968 --> 00:14:46,512 Nothing. You know, you told me, 308 00:14:46,513 --> 00:14:48,556 and I'm fine with it. 309 00:14:48,765 --> 00:14:50,767 You're not fine with it! 310 00:14:51,226 --> 00:14:53,435 You're acting completely weird. 311 00:14:53,436 --> 00:14:56,897 Well, I don't think I am. 312 00:14:56,898 --> 00:14:59,108 I mean, how am I supposed to act 313 00:14:59,109 --> 00:15:01,151 after you tell me something like that? 314 00:15:01,152 --> 00:15:02,570 I don't know, 315 00:15:03,571 --> 00:15:05,490 but you're not reacting at all. 316 00:15:06,241 --> 00:15:09,327 I don't know what to say. There's nothing I can do. 317 00:15:09,536 --> 00:15:11,663 I... I can't change it. 318 00:15:11,871 --> 00:15:13,081 You're such a jerk. 319 00:15:14,749 --> 00:15:17,042 Amy, tell me what to say, 320 00:15:17,043 --> 00:15:19,795 'cause clearly you have something in mind. 321 00:15:19,796 --> 00:15:21,463 Do you still like me? 322 00:15:21,464 --> 00:15:24,216 Yeah! Of course I like you still. 323 00:15:24,217 --> 00:15:25,801 And you can live with this? 324 00:15:25,802 --> 00:15:28,303 Live with what? It's over. 325 00:15:28,304 --> 00:15:30,640 I mean, you know, move on. 326 00:15:31,182 --> 00:15:34,310 Ken, you don't understand. 327 00:15:34,519 --> 00:15:36,770 It's not that easy. 328 00:15:36,771 --> 00:15:38,481 No matter what the doctors did, 329 00:15:38,690 --> 00:15:40,900 there's always gonna be some part of me that's... 330 00:15:43,111 --> 00:15:46,072 - A guy? - You know what, forget it. 331 00:15:49,909 --> 00:15:52,120 If it were me, I'd take her 332 00:15:52,370 --> 00:15:55,039 to a Broadway show. 333 00:15:55,248 --> 00:15:56,790 Broadway? We're in Michigan. 334 00:15:56,791 --> 00:15:58,542 Dinner theater? 335 00:15:58,543 --> 00:16:00,961 “The jerk" is playing at the discount theater. 336 00:16:00,962 --> 00:16:03,422 That's not exactly romantic. 337 00:16:03,423 --> 00:16:05,549 Laughter is the ultimate aphrodisiac. 338 00:16:05,550 --> 00:16:08,260 Get a woman laughing and you've got a woman loving. 339 00:16:08,261 --> 00:16:10,721 You gotta get her a really good present. 340 00:16:10,722 --> 00:16:13,724 You could make her something. Like out of paper mache. 341 00:16:13,725 --> 00:16:15,976 Yeah, that's great. It's from the heart. 342 00:16:15,977 --> 00:16:17,436 Hey, Harris? 343 00:16:17,437 --> 00:16:19,605 What kind of presents do you get Judith? 344 00:16:19,606 --> 00:16:21,900 Judith has very particular tastes. 345 00:16:22,108 --> 00:16:24,108 About the only thing she ever wants is scented oils 346 00:16:24,194 --> 00:16:27,238 and plenty of time with her man. All: Yuck! 347 00:16:29,115 --> 00:16:31,241 I have the perfect gift. 348 00:16:31,242 --> 00:16:32,743 What is it? 349 00:16:32,744 --> 00:16:34,579 Your grandmother gave this to me 350 00:16:34,787 --> 00:16:37,039 when I was just about Cindy's age. 351 00:16:37,040 --> 00:16:38,750 It's an heirloom. 352 00:16:40,877 --> 00:16:44,755 I thought it was the most elegant thing I'd ever seen, 353 00:16:44,756 --> 00:16:46,548 and I'm sure if your grandmother knew 354 00:16:46,549 --> 00:16:48,759 how important this was to you, 355 00:16:48,760 --> 00:16:50,803 she would want you to have it. 356 00:16:51,012 --> 00:16:52,972 And I want you to have it. 357 00:16:53,765 --> 00:16:57,310 After all, this is your first love. 358 00:16:57,519 --> 00:16:59,270 Thanks, mom. 359 00:17:13,326 --> 00:17:15,245 I think I'm gonna break up with Amy. 360 00:17:15,453 --> 00:17:17,664 What? Why? 361 00:17:18,122 --> 00:17:20,290 I just... you know, I don't... 362 00:17:20,291 --> 00:17:23,878 I don't really think we're right for each other. 363 00:17:24,087 --> 00:17:25,880 Really? Oh. 364 00:17:26,381 --> 00:17:29,551 I thought you two were sort of the perfect couple. 365 00:17:32,262 --> 00:17:35,682 Okay, look, I'm going to tell you guys something now, 366 00:17:35,890 --> 00:17:38,560 and you have to promise not to be jerks about it 367 00:17:38,768 --> 00:17:41,854 and not to tell anyone ever, okay? 368 00:17:42,063 --> 00:17:43,940 Yeah, that's cool, man. 369 00:17:45,942 --> 00:17:48,528 Amy's not really a girl. 370 00:17:50,363 --> 00:17:51,446 What? 371 00:17:51,447 --> 00:17:54,449 I mean, you know, she is... She's a girl, 372 00:17:54,450 --> 00:17:58,203 but she's kinda... She's kinda part guy too. 373 00:17:58,204 --> 00:18:00,080 What's that mean? 374 00:18:00,081 --> 00:18:03,960 It means that when she was born, 375 00:18:04,168 --> 00:18:07,672 she was packing both a gun 376 00:18:08,715 --> 00:18:10,717 and the holster. 377 00:18:15,888 --> 00:18:18,849 Well, does does she still have, 378 00:18:18,850 --> 00:18:21,476 you know... the gun? 379 00:18:21,477 --> 00:18:25,606 No. The doctors took care of it. 380 00:18:25,607 --> 00:18:27,191 Okay. 381 00:18:28,401 --> 00:18:29,944 Well, then... 382 00:18:30,695 --> 00:18:31,695 She's a girl. 383 00:18:31,738 --> 00:18:34,032 I don't think it works that way. 384 00:18:34,574 --> 00:18:36,492 I think you better get rid of her. 385 00:18:37,910 --> 00:18:41,121 I don't want to break up with her. 386 00:18:41,122 --> 00:18:42,457 I really like her. 387 00:18:42,665 --> 00:18:47,712 I might even... love her. 388 00:18:48,421 --> 00:18:49,505 Really? 389 00:18:56,471 --> 00:18:58,473 Does that mean you're gay? 390 00:18:59,223 --> 00:19:02,560 I don't know. Does it? 391 00:19:03,311 --> 00:19:04,729 I was joking. 392 00:19:05,730 --> 00:19:07,315 Oh. 393 00:19:12,612 --> 00:19:14,864 Well, welcome to my new "office," 394 00:19:15,406 --> 00:19:17,450 courtesy of big brother. 395 00:19:17,659 --> 00:19:20,411 It's kind of cramped. Sorry about that. 396 00:19:20,995 --> 00:19:22,079 Quite all right. 397 00:19:22,080 --> 00:19:25,832 All right. Ken Miller. Here. Talkin'. 398 00:19:25,833 --> 00:19:27,167 What can I do for you? 399 00:19:27,168 --> 00:19:31,254 Um, I, uh, can't believe it myself, 400 00:19:31,255 --> 00:19:35,592 but I actually came here to ask you some advice. 401 00:19:35,593 --> 00:19:37,719 Well, that's what they pay me for. 402 00:19:37,720 --> 00:19:40,056 Yeah. Um... 403 00:19:43,059 --> 00:19:49,315 There's a small, little chance that... 404 00:19:54,278 --> 00:19:56,030 I might be gay. 405 00:19:58,032 --> 00:20:01,953 I see. That's cool. 406 00:20:02,662 --> 00:20:04,914 And, you know, I thought you'd be a good person 407 00:20:05,123 --> 00:20:07,834 to talk to about it, since you're gay. 408 00:20:08,501 --> 00:20:10,169 I'm not gay. 409 00:20:10,628 --> 00:20:13,172 - You're not? - No. 410 00:20:13,381 --> 00:20:17,844 Oh. Man. I just always thought... 411 00:20:18,052 --> 00:20:19,887 Why did you think that? 412 00:20:20,930 --> 00:20:24,267 I... I don't know. You just... 413 00:20:24,434 --> 00:20:27,186 You kinda have this way about you, 414 00:20:27,395 --> 00:20:30,189 and I've... I've never seen you with a woman. 415 00:20:30,398 --> 00:20:32,859 Well, I don't bring dates to school. 416 00:20:33,985 --> 00:20:36,404 Look, there's nothing wrong with being gay. 417 00:20:36,571 --> 00:20:38,531 It's just not my personal preference. 418 00:20:41,242 --> 00:20:43,034 I think I'd better get going. 419 00:20:43,035 --> 00:20:46,164 Ken, you can stay and talk about this. 420 00:20:46,581 --> 00:20:49,417 No, I don't think I can. 421 00:21:02,346 --> 00:21:04,557 J“ There's a brand new dance 422 00:21:04,724 --> 00:21:07,018 I but I don't know its name 423 00:21:11,397 --> 00:21:12,607 I that people from bad 424 00:21:33,753 --> 00:21:35,504 J' If they could see me now 425 00:21:35,505 --> 00:21:37,632 I that old gang of mine 426 00:21:37,840 --> 00:21:41,052 I I'm eatin' fancy chow and drinkin' fancy wine 427 00:21:41,260 --> 00:21:44,931 I I'd like those stumblebums to see for a fact 428 00:21:45,139 --> 00:21:48,351 j“ the kind of top drawer, first rate chums I attract 429 00:21:48,559 --> 00:21:52,730 j“ all I can say is, wow, hey, look at where I am 430 00:21:52,939 --> 00:21:56,316 I I'm landing, pow, right in a pot of jam 431 00:21:56,317 --> 00:21:59,821 I what a setup, holy cow 432 00:21:59,987 --> 00:22:03,449 I if my friends could see me 433 00:22:03,658 --> 00:22:05,868 I said if my friends could see me 434 00:22:09,038 --> 00:22:10,665 Come on. Come on. 435 00:22:11,499 --> 00:22:14,502 No! Damn it! Come on! 436 00:22:14,710 --> 00:22:16,461 Mother - 437 00:22:16,462 --> 00:22:17,630 Mr. Rosso? 438 00:22:17,839 --> 00:22:18,548 Lindsay. 439 00:22:18,756 --> 00:22:19,715 What are you doing? 440 00:22:19,716 --> 00:22:21,133 I locked my keys in my car. 441 00:22:21,342 --> 00:22:22,468 You need some help? 442 00:22:22,718 --> 00:22:24,637 I think I can handle it. 443 00:22:26,514 --> 00:22:27,849 Oh... 444 00:22:28,182 --> 00:22:30,226 Bush's people... Rejected your questions. 445 00:22:30,434 --> 00:22:32,061 So, they've written one for you. Here. 446 00:22:33,396 --> 00:22:34,748 “What is your favorite place to eat 447 00:22:34,772 --> 00:22:36,524 in the state of Michigan?" 448 00:22:37,650 --> 00:22:40,110 What the...? What happened? 449 00:22:40,111 --> 00:22:41,486 The bush people found the ones you wrote 450 00:22:41,487 --> 00:22:43,572 too sophisticated. 451 00:22:43,573 --> 00:22:44,865 Sophisticated? What does that mean? 452 00:22:44,866 --> 00:22:47,201 That's code for "nice try, 453 00:22:47,410 --> 00:22:49,745 but this is a glorified photo opportunity." 454 00:22:50,663 --> 00:22:52,665 Look, I'm disappointed too, okay? 455 00:22:52,874 --> 00:22:54,416 But let's try and keep a positive perspective 456 00:22:54,417 --> 00:22:55,417 on all this, okay? 457 00:22:55,501 --> 00:22:56,960 You actually get to interact 458 00:22:56,961 --> 00:22:58,837 with the vice president of the United States. 459 00:22:58,838 --> 00:22:59,797 That's historic. 460 00:22:59,798 --> 00:23:01,841 Ooh. Maybe if I'm lucky, he'll tell me 461 00:23:02,049 --> 00:23:03,609 which steakhouse has the best prime rib. 462 00:23:03,801 --> 00:23:05,636 Don't you think I'm p.O.'D too? 463 00:23:05,845 --> 00:23:06,965 I thought we were gonna have 464 00:23:07,013 --> 00:23:08,764 an actual political conversation. 465 00:23:08,973 --> 00:23:11,142 You can't win with these people. 466 00:23:11,893 --> 00:23:12,934 You know what all my protesting 467 00:23:12,935 --> 00:23:15,645 accomplished in the '605 at Berkeley? 468 00:23:15,646 --> 00:23:19,066 16 scars on my head from a teargas canister. 469 00:23:19,233 --> 00:23:20,735 We tried to get 'em to stop the war. 470 00:23:20,902 --> 00:23:22,622 They stopped the war when they felt like it. 471 00:23:22,820 --> 00:23:23,862 And now all my compatriots 472 00:23:23,863 --> 00:23:25,698 are gettin' rich working wall street, 473 00:23:25,907 --> 00:23:28,868 and I can't get my keys out of my mother's car. 474 00:23:29,076 --> 00:23:33,039 What, that's it? You're just gonna give up? 475 00:23:33,247 --> 00:23:35,624 Come on. There's nothing we can do? 476 00:23:35,625 --> 00:23:37,584 No, there's something we can do. 477 00:23:37,585 --> 00:23:38,919 You can go get brooksie the janitor 478 00:23:38,920 --> 00:23:40,880 to come out here and help me. 479 00:23:44,175 --> 00:23:47,219 So I told Todd that Republicans aren't... selfish. 480 00:23:47,428 --> 00:23:48,708 It's just that they don't believe 481 00:23:48,804 --> 00:23:50,931 poor people should get handouts. 482 00:23:50,932 --> 00:23:52,725 I mean, they should get jobs. 483 00:23:52,934 --> 00:23:55,519 Handouts just make them lazy, don't you think? 484 00:23:56,520 --> 00:23:58,272 Uh, I don't know. I guess so. 485 00:23:58,522 --> 00:23:59,941 Well, they do. 486 00:24:00,816 --> 00:24:04,070 Todd never understood. He's a democrat. 487 00:24:04,278 --> 00:24:06,197 They like handouts. 488 00:24:07,823 --> 00:24:12,912 Um, and speaking of handouts, ha, ha, 489 00:24:13,663 --> 00:24:15,498 uh, I got you something. 490 00:24:15,706 --> 00:24:19,877 Really? Sam, you're the best boyfriend. 491 00:24:20,127 --> 00:24:21,754 What'd you get me? 492 00:24:26,217 --> 00:24:27,468 What is it? 493 00:24:28,302 --> 00:24:29,595 It's an heirloom necklace. 494 00:24:29,804 --> 00:24:32,348 It's been in our family for generations. 495 00:24:32,556 --> 00:24:34,058 How much did it cost? 496 00:24:34,266 --> 00:24:37,186 Um, I don't know. It's an heirloom. 497 00:24:38,479 --> 00:24:41,107 Well, thank you. That's very sweet. 498 00:24:44,318 --> 00:24:46,237 Well, do you want me to put it on you? 499 00:24:46,445 --> 00:24:47,989 No, that's okay. 500 00:24:48,531 --> 00:24:49,782 You know, it's metal, 501 00:24:49,949 --> 00:24:52,201 so it'd be cold on my neck and everything. 502 00:24:56,706 --> 00:24:57,831 Isn't that stupid? 503 00:24:57,832 --> 00:24:59,833 They're afraid of real questions. 504 00:24:59,834 --> 00:25:01,376 He's not coming to your high school 505 00:25:01,377 --> 00:25:04,630 to be interrogated by a bunch of pimple faced teenagers. 506 00:25:04,797 --> 00:25:06,215 You have to be polite to the man. 507 00:25:06,507 --> 00:25:08,258 Oh, so if you have a zit, you're not entitled 508 00:25:08,259 --> 00:25:09,801 to an opinion? Is that it? 509 00:25:09,802 --> 00:25:11,594 I just think it's nice he's coming. 510 00:25:11,595 --> 00:25:14,473 I mean, I'm sure he's a very busy man. 511 00:25:14,682 --> 00:25:16,100 Mom, busy doing what? 512 00:25:16,308 --> 00:25:18,477 Waiting for the president to die so he can take over? 513 00:25:18,686 --> 00:25:19,770 Lindsay. 514 00:25:20,479 --> 00:25:22,273 Look, there's a more important opportunity 515 00:25:23,899 --> 00:25:27,235 I was thinking... When you ask your question, 516 00:25:27,236 --> 00:25:29,238 you can mention my store. 517 00:25:30,156 --> 00:25:31,365 Dad, that's sick. 518 00:25:31,574 --> 00:25:34,118 It would be sick if we went out of business. 519 00:25:34,326 --> 00:25:36,787 Your only affiliation right now to any party 520 00:25:36,996 --> 00:25:38,289 is to the Weir party. 521 00:25:38,539 --> 00:25:39,707 We need help. 522 00:25:39,915 --> 00:25:41,584 Mom, tell him to stop, please. 523 00:25:41,792 --> 00:25:44,252 No, honey, this is serious. 524 00:25:44,253 --> 00:25:47,589 Those megastores can offer discounts your father can't. 525 00:25:47,590 --> 00:25:49,717 This is no big deal. All you have to do is say, 526 00:25:49,884 --> 00:25:51,634 "hi, I'm Lindsay Weir. 527 00:25:51,635 --> 00:25:55,514 My father owns a1 sporting goods out on 16 mile, “ 528 00:25:55,723 --> 00:25:59,477 and then, "what's your favorite place to eat in Michigan?" 529 00:26:00,561 --> 00:26:02,480 I can't believe you're asking me to do that. 530 00:26:02,688 --> 00:26:03,856 Oh, and maybe you could wear 531 00:26:04,065 --> 00:26:05,691 one of the store's new t-shirts. 532 00:26:05,900 --> 00:26:07,693 - Show her, honey. - Yeah. 533 00:26:15,576 --> 00:26:17,703 He hates these cans! 534 00:26:18,829 --> 00:26:20,955 Stay away from the cans! 535 00:26:20,956 --> 00:26:23,334 Ha, ha, ha, ha! 536 00:26:32,885 --> 00:26:34,762 More cans! 537 00:26:42,686 --> 00:26:43,938 Isn't this great? 538 00:26:44,688 --> 00:26:46,649 Yeah, I guess so. 539 00:26:50,528 --> 00:26:52,738 Do you want some popcorn or something? 540 00:26:53,239 --> 00:26:56,075 Will popcorn make this movie funnier? 541 00:26:58,744 --> 00:27:01,580 Y... you don't think this movie is funny? 542 00:27:02,790 --> 00:27:05,668 No. I think it's stupid. 543 00:27:06,293 --> 00:27:08,254 I mean, come on, how old is this guy? 544 00:27:08,462 --> 00:27:09,796 He's got gray hair, 545 00:27:09,797 --> 00:27:12,216 and he's running around like a five year old. 546 00:27:12,424 --> 00:27:13,424 What? 547 00:27:23,310 --> 00:27:24,728 Yeah? 548 00:27:26,689 --> 00:27:28,023 What are you...? 549 00:27:31,152 --> 00:27:32,486 What are you doing? 550 00:27:32,695 --> 00:27:34,321 I'm giving you something. 551 00:27:35,030 --> 00:27:37,407 Oh, god, what are you giving me? 552 00:27:37,408 --> 00:27:40,077 I'm giving you a hickey, you goof. 553 00:27:43,414 --> 00:27:45,707 Oh, my god! I'm endangering your life! 554 00:27:45,708 --> 00:27:46,708 Cover me! 555 00:27:46,792 --> 00:27:47,792 You're covered! 556 00:27:47,793 --> 00:27:50,629 No, you guys, really, rosso's cool. 557 00:27:50,838 --> 00:27:52,798 Did you ever really look at him? 558 00:27:53,007 --> 00:27:54,466 He's actually kind of good looking. 559 00:27:55,551 --> 00:27:57,636 Yeah, if you're attracted to guys 560 00:27:57,845 --> 00:27:59,179 that look like Jesus. 561 00:27:59,180 --> 00:28:00,180 Shut up! 562 00:28:01,682 --> 00:28:02,766 Hey, what's up? 563 00:28:02,975 --> 00:28:04,351 Hey, guys. 564 00:28:06,061 --> 00:28:08,105 What's that supposed to mean, Daniel? 565 00:28:08,689 --> 00:28:10,941 Like, how's it going, guys? 566 00:28:16,113 --> 00:28:18,616 Oh, Jesus, Ken, I didn't mean it like that. 567 00:28:21,202 --> 00:28:23,746 - What the hell, Ken? - Take it easy, man. 568 00:28:25,789 --> 00:28:27,708 Oh, my god. 569 00:28:29,710 --> 00:28:30,710 Hey, Daniel, you okay? 570 00:28:30,878 --> 00:28:32,296 Yeah, I'm all right. 571 00:28:32,838 --> 00:28:34,673 Are you guys gonna tell us 572 00:28:34,882 --> 00:28:36,162 what the hell that was all about? 573 00:28:36,300 --> 00:28:37,635 Just forget it, Kim. 574 00:28:37,843 --> 00:28:39,803 Daniel, he just punched you in the face! 575 00:28:40,012 --> 00:28:42,014 Give it a rest, okay? 576 00:28:48,020 --> 00:28:50,814 Amy. 577 00:28:55,611 --> 00:28:58,364 Can you just please let me explain? 578 00:28:59,031 --> 00:29:00,991 I'm an idiot. Please, just... 579 00:29:28,978 --> 00:29:30,354 You okay? 580 00:29:30,938 --> 00:29:33,857 Yeah. Are you? You look weird. 581 00:29:34,066 --> 00:29:35,276 Huh? 582 00:29:36,527 --> 00:29:39,822 My best friends were punching each other in the face tonight. 583 00:29:41,740 --> 00:29:43,242 Cindy and me went to see “the jerk, “ 584 00:29:43,450 --> 00:29:45,452 and she didn't laugh once. 585 00:29:45,661 --> 00:29:47,328 Uh oh. 586 00:29:47,329 --> 00:29:49,372 What's wrong with me? 587 00:29:49,373 --> 00:29:50,707 I mean, she's so pretty. 588 00:29:50,708 --> 00:29:51,959 How come I don't like her? 589 00:29:52,126 --> 00:29:54,002 Sam, just 'cause a girl's pretty 590 00:29:54,003 --> 00:29:55,713 doesn't mean she's right for you. 591 00:29:56,755 --> 00:29:59,216 Not all good looking people are cool. 592 00:30:00,217 --> 00:30:01,634 Yeah, I know. 593 00:30:01,635 --> 00:30:02,760 Well, don't worry about it. 594 00:30:02,761 --> 00:30:03,886 If it doesn't feel right, 595 00:30:03,887 --> 00:30:05,847 you can always break up with her. 596 00:30:05,848 --> 00:30:08,975 No, I can't break up with Cindy Sanders. 597 00:30:08,976 --> 00:30:10,686 Why not? 598 00:30:11,270 --> 00:30:13,439 Because people would think I'm crazy. 599 00:30:14,189 --> 00:30:15,189 Why? 600 00:30:15,899 --> 00:30:17,901 Well, because they can't believe that... 601 00:30:18,485 --> 00:30:21,530 She's going out with me in the first place. 602 00:30:23,198 --> 00:30:25,701 Sam, you can't just keep dating someone 603 00:30:25,909 --> 00:30:28,203 if you don't like them. 604 00:30:32,583 --> 00:30:33,917 And - 605 00:30:34,752 --> 00:30:36,253 what's that on your neck? 606 00:30:36,587 --> 00:30:38,839 A hickey. 607 00:30:41,925 --> 00:30:43,093 Man, Sam. 608 00:30:43,302 --> 00:30:43,927 What? 609 00:30:44,136 --> 00:30:45,928 Let me see it. 610 00:30:45,929 --> 00:30:47,049 You better wear a turtleneck 611 00:30:47,181 --> 00:30:48,974 before mom and dad see that. 612 00:31:10,496 --> 00:31:12,122 Come on, man, get in. 613 00:31:12,748 --> 00:31:14,666 I'll drive you home. 614 00:31:20,964 --> 00:31:22,466 Come on. 615 00:31:25,094 --> 00:31:28,054 J“ Highways and dance halls 616 00:31:28,055 --> 00:31:32,059 j“ a good song takes you far 617 00:31:32,226 --> 00:31:34,811 I you write about the moon 618 00:31:34,812 --> 00:31:36,105 I and you dream 619 00:31:36,313 --> 00:31:39,650 I about the stars 620 00:31:40,943 --> 00:31:44,196 I blues and old motel rooms 621 00:31:47,825 --> 00:31:48,909 tricia, nice blouse. 622 00:31:49,118 --> 00:31:51,412 Red, white, and blue looks good on you. 623 00:31:53,914 --> 00:31:55,624 Good morning, miss. 624 00:31:58,168 --> 00:32:00,129 Mr. Rosso, you look really good. 625 00:32:00,337 --> 00:32:03,132 I cleaned up nice, if I do say so myself. 626 00:32:03,424 --> 00:32:04,550 So you ready? 627 00:32:04,842 --> 00:32:06,510 Yeah, I guess. 628 00:32:06,760 --> 00:32:07,760 Are you? 629 00:32:07,803 --> 00:32:09,847 Yeah. That whole thing in the parking lot, 630 00:32:10,097 --> 00:32:12,098 that was crazy. That was inappropriate. 631 00:32:12,099 --> 00:32:14,183 But uh, you know, we shouldn't get so worked up about it. 632 00:32:14,184 --> 00:32:16,477 Let's just have fun. The vice president is here! 633 00:32:16,478 --> 00:32:18,188 It's exciting, isn't it? 634 00:32:30,117 --> 00:32:33,579 So, you really gonna do it? 635 00:32:35,998 --> 00:32:37,915 I'm a member of the Weir party. 636 00:32:37,916 --> 00:32:40,251 Ha, ha, ha, ha! 637 00:32:40,252 --> 00:32:42,044 My stomach hurts. 638 00:32:42,045 --> 00:32:43,588 Yeah, my stomach would hurt too, 639 00:32:43,589 --> 00:32:45,548 if I was breaking up with the prettiest girl in school. 640 00:32:45,549 --> 00:32:47,259 I'm glad your stomach hurts. 641 00:32:48,051 --> 00:32:50,012 Know what that is? It's your body telling you 642 00:32:50,220 --> 00:32:51,340 you're making a big mistake. 643 00:32:51,847 --> 00:32:54,183 No, Neal, I'm not making a mistake, okay? 644 00:32:54,391 --> 00:32:57,226 Just because a girl's pretty doesn't mean that she's cool. 645 00:32:57,227 --> 00:32:59,020 Okay, Sam, 646 00:32:59,021 --> 00:33:00,605 first of all, of course it does. 647 00:33:00,606 --> 00:33:02,023 And secondly, you're just scared. 648 00:33:02,024 --> 00:33:04,942 I mean, years from now, you're gonna be sitting in your house, 649 00:33:04,943 --> 00:33:06,444 looking at your unattractive kids 650 00:33:06,445 --> 00:33:08,613 with your unattractive wife, saying to yourself, 651 00:33:08,614 --> 00:33:11,909 "man, why did I ever dump that goddess Cindy Sanders?" 652 00:33:12,117 --> 00:33:14,745 You know what, I can't listen to any more of this. 653 00:33:19,041 --> 00:33:20,584 Have I ever told you about the time 654 00:33:20,792 --> 00:33:22,669 that I made out with Vicki appleby? 655 00:33:22,878 --> 00:33:24,254 Oh, shut up. 656 00:33:24,755 --> 00:33:26,632 You're such a liar. 657 00:33:27,883 --> 00:33:28,884 Hey, Amy. 658 00:33:29,259 --> 00:33:31,677 Whoa, wait up! 659 00:33:31,678 --> 00:33:32,929 Is everything okay? 660 00:33:32,930 --> 00:33:35,224 No. I can't even believe I came to school today. 661 00:33:36,183 --> 00:33:37,351 Well, what's going on? 662 00:33:37,559 --> 00:33:39,227 Like you don't know, Lindsay. 663 00:33:39,228 --> 00:33:41,437 No, I don't. 664 00:33:41,438 --> 00:33:43,606 You mean Ken didn't tell you? 665 00:33:43,607 --> 00:33:45,859 Nobodyfll tell me anything. 666 00:33:46,151 --> 00:33:48,403 Do you want to talk to me? 667 00:33:48,612 --> 00:33:50,572 Maybe I could help you. 668 00:33:50,864 --> 00:33:53,242 You know, Lindsay, don't worry about it. 669 00:33:53,659 --> 00:33:55,160 I'll see you later. 670 00:33:55,827 --> 00:33:57,120 Hey, Amy! 671 00:33:58,497 --> 00:34:00,457 Good luck with “hail to the chief"! 672 00:34:01,166 --> 00:34:02,376 Thanks. 673 00:34:21,562 --> 00:34:23,522 Are you Lindsay's brother? 674 00:34:23,730 --> 00:34:25,566 Sam. Yeah. 675 00:34:27,901 --> 00:34:29,069 Did you just puke? 676 00:34:29,278 --> 00:34:31,488 No. I'm nervous. 677 00:34:34,116 --> 00:34:35,866 Because of George Bush? 678 00:34:35,867 --> 00:34:37,995 I'm gonna break up with Cindy Sanders. 679 00:34:39,496 --> 00:34:41,373 Wow. Why, man? 680 00:34:41,540 --> 00:34:43,125 She's hot. 681 00:34:45,210 --> 00:34:48,588 You know, she's just really different than I am. 682 00:34:48,589 --> 00:34:51,717 Yeah. I... I know how that one goes. 683 00:34:52,884 --> 00:34:54,344 I've been thinking 684 00:34:54,595 --> 00:34:57,097 I have to break up with my girlfriend too. 685 00:34:57,306 --> 00:34:59,349 Oh, how come? 686 00:35:00,017 --> 00:35:02,685 It's complicated. 687 00:35:02,686 --> 00:35:05,230 Very complicated. 688 00:35:08,734 --> 00:35:10,694 It's just we don't have anything in common. 689 00:35:10,902 --> 00:35:13,071 I mean, she thought “the jerk" was stupid. 690 00:35:13,905 --> 00:35:15,741 You serious? 691 00:35:15,949 --> 00:35:19,453 Man, my girlfriend loved “the jerk." 692 00:35:20,370 --> 00:35:22,581 Well, we don't have anything to talk about. 693 00:35:22,748 --> 00:35:25,375 She doesn't like anything that I like. 694 00:35:26,585 --> 00:35:29,003 We never have any fun together. 695 00:35:29,004 --> 00:35:31,381 That's too bad, man. 696 00:35:31,590 --> 00:35:35,177 Really, my... My girlfriend's pretty cool 697 00:35:35,385 --> 00:35:37,512 when it comes to stuff like that. 698 00:35:38,597 --> 00:35:40,891 God, then what's the problem? 699 00:35:44,519 --> 00:35:46,063 I don't know. 700 00:35:46,938 --> 00:35:49,775 Well, I'm gonna break up with Cindy Sanders. 701 00:35:50,817 --> 00:35:51,943 Good luck, buddy. 702 00:35:52,152 --> 00:35:53,612 Thanks. 703 00:36:12,714 --> 00:36:14,675 Sam, I've been looking all over - 704 00:36:15,384 --> 00:36:17,009 what the hell is that? 705 00:36:17,010 --> 00:36:18,220 What? 706 00:36:18,845 --> 00:36:21,598 Sam, you're wearing a turtleneck. 707 00:36:22,683 --> 00:36:24,809 Are you covering up my hickey? 708 00:36:24,810 --> 00:36:27,895 What? No! No, no ill. 709 00:36:27,896 --> 00:36:30,106 It's kind of embarrassing. 710 00:36:30,107 --> 00:36:31,899 Come on, don't get all mad. 711 00:36:31,900 --> 00:36:33,776 Oh, thanks, Sam. 712 00:36:33,777 --> 00:36:35,319 So I guess if you got me a diamond ring 713 00:36:35,320 --> 00:36:37,196 and I didn't wear it because I was too embarrassed, 714 00:36:37,197 --> 00:36:38,656 you wouldn't get all mad, either? 715 00:36:38,657 --> 00:36:40,783 Hey, come on! I got you a necklace, 716 00:36:40,784 --> 00:36:41,867 and you've never worn it. 717 00:36:41,868 --> 00:36:43,244 It was ugly! 718 00:36:43,245 --> 00:36:44,830 It was an heirloom. 719 00:36:45,038 --> 00:36:47,582 Sam, do not start a fight with me right now, okay? 720 00:36:47,791 --> 00:36:50,127 I have to go in there and introduce bush. 721 00:36:54,464 --> 00:36:55,882 Cindy... 722 00:36:56,091 --> 00:36:57,134 What? 723 00:37:01,888 --> 00:37:04,808 I don't want to be your boyfriend anymore. 724 00:37:07,352 --> 00:37:09,646 I just want to go back to being friends. 725 00:37:09,980 --> 00:37:11,314 Ffiends? 726 00:37:13,483 --> 00:37:15,986 Why would you just want to be my friend? 727 00:37:16,194 --> 00:37:17,738 I just really want to be your friend. 728 00:37:17,946 --> 00:37:19,197 Like before. 729 00:37:23,869 --> 00:37:26,621 No, Sam, you can't break up with me. 730 00:37:27,581 --> 00:37:28,831 You're supposed to be nice. 731 00:37:28,832 --> 00:37:30,541 That's the only reason why I'm going out with you 732 00:37:30,542 --> 00:37:31,792 in the first place. 733 00:37:31,793 --> 00:37:33,419 Hey, I am nice! 734 00:37:33,420 --> 00:37:36,423 I'm just not having any fun. Are you? 735 00:37:43,597 --> 00:37:46,183 No, I'm not having any fun, Sam. 736 00:37:48,143 --> 00:37:50,812 Have your stupid heirloom back. 737 00:38:02,741 --> 00:38:05,035 Um, you did the right thing. 738 00:38:05,243 --> 00:38:07,120 You're too good for her. 739 00:38:08,038 --> 00:38:10,791 Are you gonna eat with us at lunch today? 740 00:38:11,792 --> 00:38:13,376 Yeah, yeah. 741 00:38:14,336 --> 00:38:16,129 Thank god. 742 00:38:23,303 --> 00:38:24,763 Let's go. 743 00:39:01,508 --> 00:39:03,259 I'm sorry. 744 00:39:03,260 --> 00:39:08,890 And I don't care, and I'm so sorry. 745 00:39:26,324 --> 00:39:27,951 I have to get to the assembly. 746 00:39:28,201 --> 00:39:29,369 Okay. 747 00:39:41,715 --> 00:39:44,718 All right, everyone just eat like you'd normally eat. 748 00:39:48,597 --> 00:39:51,641 Hello, my name's rosso. It'll be on your list. 749 00:39:59,399 --> 00:40:00,816 Jeffery Theodore rosso? 750 00:40:01,736 --> 00:40:03,904 Sir, could you step over here for a second? 751 00:40:06,072 --> 00:40:07,699 Sir, are you now or have you ever been 752 00:40:07,908 --> 00:40:09,074 a member of an organization called 753 00:40:09,075 --> 00:40:11,244 the taft students alliance for a new america? 754 00:40:13,288 --> 00:40:15,248 I mean, I might be on their mailing list 755 00:40:15,498 --> 00:40:17,310 somewhere from way back, but I'm certainly not - 756 00:40:17,334 --> 00:40:18,376 well, unfortunately, 757 00:40:18,585 --> 00:40:20,229 you've been red flagged as a security risk. 758 00:40:20,253 --> 00:40:21,853 I can't allow you to attend the assembly. 759 00:40:22,047 --> 00:40:23,923 There must be a mistake. I work here. 760 00:40:23,924 --> 00:40:24,799 Yeah, I know. 761 00:40:24,800 --> 00:40:26,383 Okay, now, I'm just gonna have to escort you 762 00:40:26,384 --> 00:40:28,321 to a little holding area that we've established over here. 763 00:40:28,345 --> 00:40:29,679 Oh, wait, there he is! 764 00:40:29,930 --> 00:40:31,848 Mr. Rosso, thank you so much 765 00:40:32,057 --> 00:40:34,559 for giving Lindsay this opportunity. 766 00:40:34,976 --> 00:40:36,853 Hey, Mr. Rosso, what's going on? 767 00:40:37,062 --> 00:40:38,521 Where are you going? 768 00:40:39,189 --> 00:40:42,067 I guess I rocked the boat a little bit in my youth. 769 00:40:42,317 --> 00:40:43,609 Don't worry about it, Lindsay. 770 00:40:43,610 --> 00:40:46,070 Just go in there and make the school proud. 771 00:40:46,071 --> 00:40:49,282 Mr. Rosso, please. Step back. Step away. 772 00:40:57,999 --> 00:41:00,335 See, I told you that guy was a kook. 773 00:41:04,839 --> 00:41:06,507 So what do you teach here? 774 00:41:06,508 --> 00:41:09,009 Actually, I'm a guidance counselor. 775 00:41:09,010 --> 00:41:10,845 Really? 776 00:41:11,054 --> 00:41:12,889 Sometimes I have to just stand in one place 777 00:41:13,098 --> 00:41:15,266 for 12 hours and stare at a wall. 778 00:41:16,267 --> 00:41:17,936 You start to see things. 779 00:41:18,770 --> 00:41:21,773 Your feet... The pain in your feet... 780 00:41:24,275 --> 00:41:26,318 Well, it's an important job. 781 00:41:26,319 --> 00:41:27,779 No, it's not. 782 00:41:27,946 --> 00:41:29,780 You ever heard of the vice president getting assassinated? 783 00:41:29,781 --> 00:41:30,781 No. You know why? 784 00:41:30,782 --> 00:41:31,866 It's never happened. 785 00:41:32,033 --> 00:41:33,451 Will it ever happen? No way. 786 00:41:33,618 --> 00:41:35,537 Because, who cares? 787 00:41:36,329 --> 00:41:37,956 Know what I mean? 788 00:41:43,461 --> 00:41:45,255 Ladies and gentlemen, 789 00:41:46,006 --> 00:41:48,675 as the republican national committee student liaison 790 00:41:48,925 --> 00:41:50,759 for McKinley high school, 791 00:41:50,760 --> 00:41:52,845 I am honored to present to you... 792 00:41:55,265 --> 00:41:58,560 The vice president of the United States of America, 793 00:41:58,727 --> 00:42:00,311 George Bush. 794 00:42:10,113 --> 00:42:12,240 Yeah, hail to the chief! 795 00:42:14,075 --> 00:42:15,869 This song rocks! 796 00:42:18,329 --> 00:42:20,582 You know, sometimes... I mean, this sounds crazy 797 00:42:20,790 --> 00:42:21,790 but sometimes I think 798 00:42:21,958 --> 00:42:23,668 I just want to rip off my vest and jacket 799 00:42:23,877 --> 00:42:25,795 and just put on a t-shirt 800 00:42:26,004 --> 00:42:28,757 and go and, like, make pancakes somewhere or something. 801 00:42:29,841 --> 00:42:32,010 But, I mean, that would be crazy, right? 802 00:42:34,054 --> 00:42:35,180 I've got a test 803 00:42:35,513 --> 00:42:38,433 which reveals what type of job you're best suited for. 804 00:42:38,683 --> 00:42:40,268 You want to take it? 805 00:42:40,810 --> 00:42:42,062 Okay. 806 00:42:42,687 --> 00:42:44,314 Thanks, Jeff. 807 00:42:46,900 --> 00:42:49,151 Uh, now we're going to open up the floor 808 00:42:49,152 --> 00:42:51,487 so the vice president can take some questions 809 00:42:51,488 --> 00:42:53,239 from our student body. 810 00:42:53,448 --> 00:42:57,577 And our first question comes from Ms. Lindsay Weir. 811 00:43:00,747 --> 00:43:02,957 Ms. Weir, go right ahead. 812 00:43:08,671 --> 00:43:12,091 Mr. Vice president, my name is Lindsay Weir. 813 00:43:12,092 --> 00:43:16,304 My dad owns a1 sporting goods on 16 mile road. 814 00:43:17,180 --> 00:43:18,848 My question is... 815 00:43:20,600 --> 00:43:23,102 Why did your staff reject my question? 816 00:43:23,103 --> 00:43:26,188 Are you afraid of an open discourse with the students? 817 00:43:34,531 --> 00:43:35,531 Funny kid. 818 00:43:35,740 --> 00:43:37,450 One of McKinley's finest. 819 00:43:39,244 --> 00:43:41,830 “Do you like working with major appliances?" 820 00:43:42,914 --> 00:43:44,582 That'd be a yes.