1 00:00:01,253 --> 00:00:05,132 [Foxy's “hot number" plays] 2 00:00:35,829 --> 00:00:37,997 Come on, you guys. This is so stupid. 3 00:00:37,998 --> 00:00:40,000 No, this is not stupid. 4 00:00:40,167 --> 00:00:42,961 - This is a tradition. - That's right. 5 00:00:42,962 --> 00:00:47,090 J“ [singing] When the heat is on, everybody knows 6 00:00:47,091 --> 00:00:51,469 I they're in the mood to be a hot number 7 00:00:51,470 --> 00:00:53,972 both: Disco sucks! 8 00:00:53,973 --> 00:00:58,101 J“ [singing] To get a zing in your fling 9 00:00:58,102 --> 00:01:01,229 j“ [singing] Midnight rides and dances 10 00:01:01,230 --> 00:01:02,438 j“ everybody wants them 11 00:01:02,439 --> 00:01:05,275 oh... my... god. 12 00:01:05,276 --> 00:01:08,070 J“ [singing] Come and fill my wonders 13 00:01:08,279 --> 00:01:11,407 I oh, oh, oh hot number 14 00:01:13,951 --> 00:01:16,579 j“ [singing] I don't give a damn 'bout my reputation 15 00:01:18,414 --> 00:01:21,208 j“ livin' in the past, it's a new generation 16 00:01:23,252 --> 00:01:25,169 j“ a girl can do what she wants to do 17 00:01:25,170 --> 00:01:28,172 j“ and that's what I'm gonna do 18 00:01:28,173 --> 00:01:30,801 I and I don't give a damn 'bout my bad reputation 19 00:01:32,636 --> 00:01:34,930 I oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no 20 00:01:35,139 --> 00:01:37,140 I not me 21 00:01:37,141 --> 00:01:38,058 j“ whah! No! 22 00:01:38,059 --> 00:01:39,642 J“ no, no, no, no, no, no, no 23 00:01:39,643 --> 00:01:40,643 I not me 24 00:01:40,644 --> 00:01:42,103 j“ me, me, me, me 25 00:01:42,104 --> 00:01:45,107 j“ I don't give a damn 'bout my reputation 26 00:01:46,817 --> 00:01:49,486 I I've never been afraid of any deviation 27 00:01:51,238 --> 00:01:53,906 I and I don't really care if you think I'm strange 28 00:01:53,907 --> 00:01:55,908 j“ I ain't gonna change 29 00:01:55,909 --> 00:01:59,663 I and I'm never gonna care 'bout my bad reputation 30 00:02:04,793 --> 00:02:06,628 Can't wait to get the new yearbook. 31 00:02:06,629 --> 00:02:08,046 I'm only gonna let girls sign it, 32 00:02:08,047 --> 00:02:09,464 'cause that way, when I have kids, 33 00:02:09,465 --> 00:02:11,216 they'll think I was a big stud. 34 00:02:11,675 --> 00:02:14,552 I bet we'll find out some girls have crushes on us. 35 00:02:14,553 --> 00:02:17,680 “Dear Sam, I've been in love with you since September. 36 00:02:17,681 --> 00:02:19,390 True love always..." 37 00:02:19,391 --> 00:02:21,351 No, they always write the same thing. 38 00:02:21,352 --> 00:02:23,771 "Neal, you're a wild and crazy guy." 39 00:02:23,979 --> 00:02:26,148 Never a wild and sexy guy. 40 00:02:27,274 --> 00:02:29,443 Geek clean out! 41 00:02:30,027 --> 00:02:31,778 Yeah! 42 00:02:31,779 --> 00:02:33,113 Hey, thanks a lot, guys! 43 00:02:33,322 --> 00:02:34,782 Real mature! 44 00:02:35,824 --> 00:02:37,910 I hate when they do this! 45 00:02:38,494 --> 00:02:41,412 I mean, why do jocks think it's so funny? 46 00:02:41,413 --> 00:02:42,664 They think clean outs are funny. 47 00:02:42,665 --> 00:02:44,582 They think wedgies are funny, 48 00:02:44,583 --> 00:02:47,001 they think swirlies are funny. 49 00:02:47,002 --> 00:02:50,171 Where do they find time to play sports? 50 00:02:50,172 --> 00:02:52,799 I'm sick of being called a geek. 51 00:02:52,800 --> 00:02:55,009 I mean, what's so geeky about us, anyways? 52 00:02:55,010 --> 00:02:56,678 We're just guys. 53 00:02:56,679 --> 00:02:58,262 Gentlemen, good news. 54 00:02:58,263 --> 00:02:59,806 New dungeons and dragons handbook, 55 00:02:59,807 --> 00:03:01,516 deities & demigods. 56 00:03:01,517 --> 00:03:03,268 We're gonna have fun Friday night. 57 00:03:09,358 --> 00:03:12,444 Are you guys coming to the disco on Friday night? 58 00:03:13,570 --> 00:03:14,697 Why would we do that? 59 00:03:14,905 --> 00:03:18,117 Well, because Nick is entering the dance contest. 60 00:03:19,910 --> 00:03:21,703 Wow, really, Nick? 61 00:03:21,704 --> 00:03:23,705 Yeah, I guess so. 62 00:03:23,706 --> 00:03:26,416 All right, uh, we better get going, 63 00:03:26,417 --> 00:03:28,376 'cause they're gonna be reviewing for finals and stuff. 64 00:03:28,377 --> 00:03:29,878 Oh, yeah. Finals. 65 00:03:30,087 --> 00:03:31,880 Who cares, right? 66 00:03:33,424 --> 00:03:36,342 Right. Dave fleury, I hope you've studied. 67 00:03:37,761 --> 00:03:39,262 So are you like paying Dave fleury 68 00:03:39,263 --> 00:03:40,848 to help you cheat or something? 69 00:03:41,807 --> 00:03:44,643 Uh, yeah, but, um, you know, don't tell anybody. 70 00:03:44,852 --> 00:03:46,520 Oh, no! 71 00:03:46,729 --> 00:03:48,564 I'd never do that! 72 00:03:49,940 --> 00:03:51,816 Okay, well, we'll see you guys later. 73 00:03:51,817 --> 00:03:52,984 - All right. - All right. 74 00:03:52,985 --> 00:03:54,778 All right, see you guys later. 75 00:03:55,487 --> 00:03:57,740 What in the name of god is going on? 76 00:04:01,410 --> 00:04:04,163 Oh, that is so sad. 77 00:04:04,872 --> 00:04:07,374 I don't know. Sara's cool. 78 00:04:07,624 --> 00:04:10,419 I'll bet he's probably hoping that you get jealous. 79 00:04:19,803 --> 00:04:21,722 Oh, hey, you guys. 80 00:04:22,431 --> 00:04:23,807 Sorry 'bout the smoke. 81 00:04:24,016 --> 00:04:25,516 These things are gonna kill me. 82 00:04:25,517 --> 00:04:27,495 I know I might look cool with a cigarette in my hand, 83 00:04:27,519 --> 00:04:29,271 but, remember, it's just a crutch. 84 00:04:30,230 --> 00:04:31,731 Don't forget that, got it? 85 00:04:31,732 --> 00:04:34,234 All: Yes, Mr. Fleck. 86 00:04:34,860 --> 00:04:35,986 How's tricks? 87 00:04:36,195 --> 00:04:37,737 We got cleaned out. 88 00:04:37,738 --> 00:04:38,697 Jocks? 89 00:04:38,698 --> 00:04:40,407 Yeah, who else? 90 00:04:41,533 --> 00:04:43,173 Let me tell you something about the jocks. 91 00:04:43,202 --> 00:04:44,912 Take a seat, fellas. 92 00:04:45,579 --> 00:04:47,246 Watch my hand. 93 00:04:47,247 --> 00:04:50,208 This is a graph of their lives. 94 00:04:50,209 --> 00:04:52,877 Ooh, I'm in pee wee football! 95 00:04:52,878 --> 00:04:54,295 I'm pretty good. 96 00:04:54,296 --> 00:04:57,757 What? I can be first string on a high school team, 97 00:04:57,758 --> 00:04:59,592 and get to wear a jacket with leather sleeves? 98 00:04:59,593 --> 00:05:00,761 Hooray! 99 00:05:00,928 --> 00:05:03,554 Now, right there, where they cleaned you out 100 00:05:03,555 --> 00:05:07,308 that's the pinnacle of their lives. 101 00:05:07,309 --> 00:05:10,102 Hey, I want to play college ball. 102 00:05:10,103 --> 00:05:13,815 What? My gpa's not high enough to get a sports scholarship? 103 00:05:13,816 --> 00:05:17,068 Ow, I just blew my knee out during practice! 104 00:05:17,069 --> 00:05:20,238 Oops, I'm out of school and selling used cars. 105 00:05:20,239 --> 00:05:22,407 What? I'm fired? 106 00:05:22,574 --> 00:05:24,617 Hand me that bottle of booze, man. 107 00:05:24,618 --> 00:05:26,787 Now, let's take a look at your lives, shall we? 108 00:05:27,871 --> 00:05:31,542 You get called geeks, you get cleaned out, 109 00:05:31,750 --> 00:05:33,126 girls don't even look at you. 110 00:05:33,335 --> 00:05:35,712 I thought this was supposed to make us feel better. 111 00:05:35,963 --> 00:05:37,672 Hold on, cool breeze, it gets better. 112 00:05:37,673 --> 00:05:41,676 What? I'm accepted at an Ivy league college? 113 00:05:41,677 --> 00:05:44,095 Hey, chicks dig smart guys! Who knew? 114 00:05:44,096 --> 00:05:47,223 Whoa, look at me. I'm head of a fortune 500 company. 115 00:05:47,224 --> 00:05:50,518 And yes, Mr. Jock who cleaned me out, 116 00:05:50,519 --> 00:05:51,854 I will have fries with that. 117 00:05:52,062 --> 00:05:53,062 [Laughter] 118 00:05:53,105 --> 00:05:54,105 But wait! 119 00:05:54,273 --> 00:05:55,731 No, but that's like a long time from now. 120 00:05:55,732 --> 00:05:58,109 We have to put up with this for another three years. 121 00:05:58,110 --> 00:06:01,905 That's why you have to learn to enjoy... 122 00:06:02,114 --> 00:06:04,116 The simple pleasures of life. 123 00:06:07,035 --> 00:06:08,244 A 16 millimeter print 124 00:06:08,245 --> 00:06:09,685 of “monty python and the holy grail"? 125 00:06:10,623 --> 00:06:13,103 Guys at a.V. At Lincoln got it on loan from the air force base, 126 00:06:13,250 --> 00:06:15,252 so I traded them a copy of “hemo the magnificent." 127 00:06:15,460 --> 00:06:17,879 It's ours for a week. 128 00:06:17,880 --> 00:06:20,632 A.v. Is paradise on earth. 129 00:06:20,841 --> 00:06:23,677 I'm so happy I think I'm gonna cry. 130 00:06:27,139 --> 00:06:29,808 All right, boys and girls, come on, settle down. 131 00:06:30,767 --> 00:06:34,479 It's test time. You know the rules. 132 00:06:34,688 --> 00:06:36,189 If you pass, you fly. 133 00:06:36,398 --> 00:06:39,943 If you fail, you get to look at my pretty face again next year. 134 00:06:48,785 --> 00:06:50,245 Where's, uh, Dave fleury? 135 00:06:50,454 --> 00:06:51,455 He's never late. 136 00:06:51,663 --> 00:06:52,872 Didn't you hear? 137 00:06:52,873 --> 00:06:54,666 Broke his arm in gym this morning. 138 00:06:54,875 --> 00:06:57,502 Fell off the ropes and missed the mat. 139 00:06:57,961 --> 00:06:59,338 It was hilarious. 140 00:07:18,273 --> 00:07:20,233 Better be a fire, bro. 141 00:07:24,154 --> 00:07:26,823 Think you're pretty cool, don't you, Mr. Desario? 142 00:07:28,033 --> 00:07:30,118 No, I don't think I'm cool. 143 00:07:30,327 --> 00:07:31,327 Yeah? 144 00:07:31,453 --> 00:07:34,163 You don't think you're the fonz or something? 145 00:07:34,164 --> 00:07:35,999 If a jukebox was broken, 146 00:07:36,208 --> 00:07:38,627 think you could hit it and it'd start playing? 147 00:07:39,962 --> 00:07:42,213 I feel like we've been here before, Daniel. 148 00:07:42,214 --> 00:07:44,256 I'm a nice guy. 149 00:07:44,257 --> 00:07:46,884 But you know when I stop being nice? 150 00:07:46,885 --> 00:07:49,720 When people take advantage of my niceness, 151 00:07:49,721 --> 00:07:51,597 and that's what you've been doing. 152 00:07:51,598 --> 00:07:53,058 So guess what. 153 00:07:53,266 --> 00:07:55,727 I'm not gonna be nice right now. 154 00:07:57,020 --> 00:07:58,480 How do you like them apples? 155 00:07:59,940 --> 00:08:01,566 I like them fine, sir. 156 00:08:02,567 --> 00:08:03,860 Okay, cool guy. 157 00:08:04,069 --> 00:08:05,486 I've got a real cool way 158 00:08:05,487 --> 00:08:07,280 for you to spend the rest of the school year. 159 00:08:07,489 --> 00:08:10,659 You're now in a.V. Congratulations. 160 00:08:12,786 --> 00:08:14,371 I have an announcement 161 00:08:14,579 --> 00:08:18,082 that is going to make someone in this room very, very happy. 162 00:08:18,083 --> 00:08:19,208 You're quitting? 163 00:08:19,209 --> 00:08:20,627 [Class titters] 164 00:08:21,503 --> 00:08:23,505 No, Ms. Kelly. 165 00:08:24,506 --> 00:08:26,758 Every year, the university of Michigan 166 00:08:26,967 --> 00:08:30,344 picks from the top 1% of the students in the state 167 00:08:30,345 --> 00:08:33,514 to take part in an academic summit, 168 00:08:33,515 --> 00:08:38,519 and it seems that our very own Lindsay Weir 169 00:08:38,520 --> 00:08:40,772 has been selected. 170 00:08:45,861 --> 00:08:47,029 What's an academic summit? 171 00:08:47,696 --> 00:08:51,283 Two glorious weeks at the u of m campus, 172 00:08:51,491 --> 00:08:55,953 reading, debating, matching wits with the best and brightest 173 00:08:55,954 --> 00:08:57,664 students in Michigan. 174 00:08:57,831 --> 00:08:59,832 You'll be ranked daily. 175 00:08:59,833 --> 00:09:03,295 There'll be competitions and rivalries. 176 00:09:03,503 --> 00:09:06,631 Oh, you are one lucky girl! 177 00:09:09,217 --> 00:09:10,260 Well? 178 00:09:10,969 --> 00:09:13,013 What do you have to say about that? 179 00:09:21,688 --> 00:09:23,815 I'm one lucky girl? 180 00:09:32,866 --> 00:09:34,742 See, here's the weird thing. 181 00:09:34,743 --> 00:09:37,161 Okay, usually students are happy 182 00:09:37,162 --> 00:09:39,997 about being selected to attend the academic summit. 183 00:09:39,998 --> 00:09:42,124 How can I be in the top 1%? 184 00:09:42,125 --> 00:09:43,459 I don't study that much. 185 00:09:43,460 --> 00:09:45,837 I mean, are the kids in Michigan schools that stupid? 186 00:09:46,046 --> 00:09:48,298 No, you're just that smart. 187 00:09:49,132 --> 00:09:51,301 [Sighs] 188 00:09:52,177 --> 00:09:55,097 Maybe you're tired and broken. 189 00:09:55,639 --> 00:09:57,641 Your tongue is twisted with words half spoken 190 00:09:57,849 --> 00:09:59,309 and thoughts unclear. 191 00:09:59,810 --> 00:10:01,728 What do you want me to do? 192 00:10:01,978 --> 00:10:04,188 To do for you, to see you through? 193 00:10:04,189 --> 00:10:06,149 Why are you talking like that? 194 00:10:06,316 --> 00:10:07,818 Just quoting the dead. 195 00:10:07,984 --> 00:10:09,860 I know it always makes me feel better. 196 00:10:09,861 --> 00:10:11,404 Quoting the who? 197 00:10:12,197 --> 00:10:15,367 Not the who. Ha ha. 198 00:10:15,575 --> 00:10:16,700 The grateful dead. 199 00:10:16,701 --> 00:10:20,996 When I was in college, back in the early 1700s, 200 00:10:20,997 --> 00:10:22,581 I'd put their album “American beauty" on 201 00:10:22,582 --> 00:10:24,709 whenever I was stressing out. 202 00:10:24,918 --> 00:10:26,503 It always helped. 203 00:10:28,839 --> 00:10:29,839 You know what? 204 00:10:30,298 --> 00:10:32,300 I'm gonna loan it to you. 205 00:10:34,594 --> 00:10:36,178 Put it on while you're studying for finals, 206 00:10:36,179 --> 00:10:40,976 and soon you'll be rarin' to go to that academic summit. 207 00:10:47,149 --> 00:10:48,608 I got kinda woozy 208 00:10:48,817 --> 00:10:51,569 when I had to show that girls' time of the month film. 209 00:10:51,570 --> 00:10:54,280 They didn't even let me into the class to show that one. 210 00:10:54,281 --> 00:10:56,449 They said the girls would be too embarrassed. 211 00:10:56,658 --> 00:10:59,369 I heard that's because you could see a girl's boobs in it. 212 00:11:05,333 --> 00:11:06,917 All right, fellas, 213 00:11:06,918 --> 00:11:08,879 looks like our happy little a.V. Family 214 00:11:09,087 --> 00:11:10,839 is about to get a new addition. 215 00:11:12,424 --> 00:11:14,184 Daniel desario is going to be joining us here 216 00:11:14,259 --> 00:11:15,760 for the rest of the year. 217 00:11:17,262 --> 00:11:18,512 Why? 218 00:11:18,513 --> 00:11:20,181 Well, I guess he was having a little trouble, 219 00:11:20,182 --> 00:11:22,725 and Mr. Rosso thought that a stay in a.V. 220 00:11:22,726 --> 00:11:24,810 Might be a good attitude adjustment for him. 221 00:11:24,811 --> 00:11:26,228 Wait a minute. 222 00:11:26,229 --> 00:11:28,564 He's putting him in a.V. As punishment? 223 00:11:28,565 --> 00:11:29,941 [Knock at door] 224 00:11:30,609 --> 00:11:32,944 Speak of the devil. Here he is. 225 00:11:34,196 --> 00:11:36,990 Welcome to the audio/visual department, Mr. Desario. 226 00:11:38,825 --> 00:11:40,076 Thank you. 227 00:11:42,370 --> 00:11:44,623 Hey, Daniel, how's it going? 228 00:11:45,457 --> 00:11:46,750 Fine. 229 00:11:46,958 --> 00:11:49,377 Hey, Daniel, do you know how to fix a projector? 230 00:11:54,049 --> 00:11:55,634 We can teach ya. 231 00:11:56,760 --> 00:11:58,011 Great. 232 00:12:00,263 --> 00:12:01,972 This is terrible. 233 00:12:01,973 --> 00:12:05,226 Daniel's gonna ruin the only place we like in school. 234 00:12:05,227 --> 00:12:07,603 Yeah, why did Mr. Rosso do this to us? 235 00:12:07,604 --> 00:12:09,856 I'll bet that Daniel guy is high on drugs, 236 00:12:10,065 --> 00:12:11,357 and if we make him angry, 237 00:12:11,358 --> 00:12:13,192 he'll freak out and wreck the a.V. Room. 238 00:12:13,193 --> 00:12:15,110 Oh, no! No, he won't. 239 00:12:15,111 --> 00:12:16,695 He's not a bad guy. 240 00:12:16,696 --> 00:12:18,197 I mean, he's friends with my sister. 241 00:12:18,198 --> 00:12:19,448 I've talked to him. 242 00:12:19,449 --> 00:12:21,116 Sam, he gave you a porno. 243 00:12:21,117 --> 00:12:22,345 I wouldn't exactly say you have 244 00:12:22,369 --> 00:12:24,079 a meaningful relationship with him. 245 00:12:24,287 --> 00:12:26,706 Um, none of us really know him that well, Neal. 246 00:12:26,915 --> 00:12:28,458 All I know is what we've gotta do 247 00:12:28,667 --> 00:12:31,044 is get him to show movies every day. 248 00:12:31,253 --> 00:12:33,964 It's the only way we'll be able to get rid of him. Agreed? 249 00:12:34,172 --> 00:12:35,465 Agreed. 250 00:12:41,429 --> 00:12:44,306 Lindsay, I understand congratulations are in order. 251 00:12:44,307 --> 00:12:46,308 Welcome to the 1% club. 252 00:12:46,309 --> 00:12:48,144 I was one back in 1956. 253 00:12:48,353 --> 00:12:49,896 Look what it did for me! 254 00:12:50,897 --> 00:12:52,148 Thank you. 255 00:12:53,191 --> 00:12:54,109 Oh! 256 00:12:54,110 --> 00:12:55,318 Oh, my god! I am so sorry! 257 00:12:55,485 --> 00:12:57,403 That was my fault! That was me! 258 00:12:57,404 --> 00:12:59,004 I'm the clumsy clod! [Lunchroom applauds] 259 00:13:03,076 --> 00:13:07,080 Hey, “American beauty." That is a great album, man. 260 00:13:08,581 --> 00:13:10,667 Oh, yeah, that's what I've heard. 261 00:13:10,917 --> 00:13:12,835 Are you a deadhead? 262 00:13:12,836 --> 00:13:15,170 Um... no. 263 00:13:15,171 --> 00:13:17,631 I... someone just gave it to me to listen to. 264 00:13:17,632 --> 00:13:19,300 Oh, well, if you never heard it before, 265 00:13:19,301 --> 00:13:20,302 you're in for a treat, 266 00:13:20,468 --> 00:13:23,304 'cause it's like the best album of all time. 267 00:13:23,305 --> 00:13:24,388 Really? 268 00:13:25,308 --> 00:13:26,390 Is it that great? 269 00:13:26,391 --> 00:13:28,267 I wish I'd never heard it, 270 00:13:28,268 --> 00:13:31,062 just so I could hear it again for the first time. 271 00:13:34,607 --> 00:13:37,277 This is such a cool vest, Kenny. 272 00:13:38,278 --> 00:13:39,737 Kenny? 273 00:13:39,738 --> 00:13:41,572 Why don't you come over to Nick's after school? 274 00:13:41,573 --> 00:13:43,325 We're gonna go over some new dance moves. 275 00:13:44,451 --> 00:13:46,077 I don't think so. 276 00:13:46,703 --> 00:13:48,830 Uh, Ken doesn't really like to dance. 277 00:13:49,039 --> 00:13:50,457 Oh, well, Kenny, 278 00:13:50,623 --> 00:13:52,833 that's just because you don't know how. 279 00:13:52,834 --> 00:13:56,003 I taught Nick how to do the hustle in less than an hour. 280 00:13:56,004 --> 00:13:56,838 And you know what? 281 00:13:56,839 --> 00:13:58,590 You'll probably learn even faster than that, 282 00:13:58,840 --> 00:14:01,240 because you'll have both of us teaching you at the same time. 283 00:14:04,346 --> 00:14:06,431 Okay, your loss. 284 00:14:06,639 --> 00:14:08,099 Um, do you guys want anything? 285 00:14:08,266 --> 00:14:10,100 I'm gonna go get some more milk. 286 00:14:10,101 --> 00:14:11,935 No, I'm okay. 287 00:14:11,936 --> 00:14:13,980 - I'll be right back, baby. - Ok, I'll be here. 288 00:14:18,985 --> 00:14:19,985 All right. 289 00:14:20,153 --> 00:14:21,363 I give up, Nick. 290 00:14:21,529 --> 00:14:23,239 When does Allen funt come boogieing out? 291 00:14:23,448 --> 00:14:24,824 You know, that's not cool, man. 292 00:14:25,033 --> 00:14:26,909 Come on. That's my girlfriend, man. 293 00:14:26,910 --> 00:14:30,121 Do I need to remind you that you used to hate disco? 294 00:14:30,330 --> 00:14:31,748 Look, what's the difference 295 00:14:31,956 --> 00:14:34,084 between zeppelin and disco really? 296 00:14:34,793 --> 00:14:37,045 No, listen, they both have heavy drums 297 00:14:37,295 --> 00:14:38,421 and they have bass. 298 00:14:38,588 --> 00:14:40,382 Have you heard that foxy song, “hot number"? 299 00:14:40,548 --> 00:14:41,840 It rocks, man. 300 00:14:41,841 --> 00:14:45,052 No, I don't know that song, thank god. 301 00:14:45,053 --> 00:14:47,971 But I can guarantee it sucks. 302 00:14:47,972 --> 00:14:49,808 All right, you know what sucks, man? 303 00:14:49,974 --> 00:14:50,767 You suck. 304 00:14:50,975 --> 00:14:53,019 No, I've been trying really hard 305 00:14:53,186 --> 00:14:55,688 to get a decent girlfriend for a long time. 306 00:14:55,897 --> 00:14:58,233 And now I've got one, and you're being a real jerk. 307 00:14:58,441 --> 00:15:01,027 Nick, you are only going out with Sara 308 00:15:01,236 --> 00:15:02,945 to make Lindsay jealous, 309 00:15:02,946 --> 00:15:05,365 and it isn't working. 310 00:15:05,615 --> 00:15:06,866 Admit it. 311 00:15:08,118 --> 00:15:10,412 You know what? Screw you, man. 312 00:15:13,540 --> 00:15:15,875 Thanks for... the support. 313 00:15:21,047 --> 00:15:22,507 What's that all about? 314 00:15:22,715 --> 00:15:26,761 Lindsay, can you please start going out with Nick again? 315 00:15:26,970 --> 00:15:29,848 I... I can't take much more of this. 316 00:15:33,768 --> 00:15:36,396 [Grateful dead's “box of rain"] 317 00:15:43,862 --> 00:15:47,490 J' [singing] Look out of any window 318 00:15:47,657 --> 00:15:51,452 j“ any morning, any evening 319 00:15:51,453 --> 00:15:54,873 j“ any day 320 00:15:56,374 --> 00:16:00,128 j“ maybe the sun is shining 321 00:16:00,336 --> 00:16:01,671 j“ birds are winging 322 00:16:01,880 --> 00:16:03,715 j“ or rain is falling 323 00:16:03,965 --> 00:16:08,094 I from a heavy sky 324 00:16:08,761 --> 00:16:12,515 I what do you want me to do? 325 00:16:12,724 --> 00:16:14,517 I to do for you 326 00:16:14,726 --> 00:16:18,771 I to see you through? 327 00:16:19,105 --> 00:16:23,067 J“ for this is all a dream we dreamed 328 00:16:23,276 --> 00:16:28,823 I one afternoon long ago 329 00:17:02,065 --> 00:17:05,276 Our daughter in the top 1%. 330 00:17:05,485 --> 00:17:06,736 Like my grandpa used to say, 331 00:17:06,945 --> 00:17:09,948 if I was wearing my vest, all the buttons would pop. 332 00:17:10,365 --> 00:17:12,245 Here, I didn't think you were applying yourself, 333 00:17:12,367 --> 00:17:13,575 and now look. 334 00:17:13,576 --> 00:17:15,578 You must be absolutely thrilled. 335 00:17:15,828 --> 00:17:17,497 Yeah, I don't know. 336 00:17:17,997 --> 00:17:19,873 I mean, I'm not even sure if I want to go. 337 00:17:19,874 --> 00:17:21,459 What's the point? 338 00:17:25,004 --> 00:17:27,005 Are you wacky? 339 00:17:27,006 --> 00:17:28,341 [Laughs] Wacky? 340 00:17:28,967 --> 00:17:30,051 Can it! 341 00:17:30,260 --> 00:17:32,220 You're going to that summit, Lindsay. 342 00:17:32,387 --> 00:17:34,346 This isn't even open for debate. 343 00:17:34,347 --> 00:17:36,099 Dad, I didn't say I wasn't gonna go. 344 00:17:36,307 --> 00:17:38,851 Just sounds kinda dumb. 345 00:17:39,394 --> 00:17:40,394 Dumb? 346 00:17:40,520 --> 00:17:41,812 To spend two weeks 347 00:17:41,813 --> 00:17:43,480 with the intellectual elite of your peers? 348 00:17:43,481 --> 00:17:45,191 Oh, yeah, that sounds pretty dumb. 349 00:17:45,400 --> 00:17:47,569 Honey, think of all the people you'll meet. 350 00:17:47,819 --> 00:17:50,071 Yeah, mom, I know. It's just... 351 00:17:50,280 --> 00:17:51,530 I t's just nothing! 352 00:17:51,531 --> 00:17:54,241 This is your key to the best schools in the world. 353 00:17:54,242 --> 00:17:56,159 Harvard, Yale, Princeton. 354 00:17:56,160 --> 00:17:58,078 Don't blow this, Lindsay. 355 00:17:58,079 --> 00:18:00,622 Dad! I didn't say I wasn't gonna go. 356 00:18:00,623 --> 00:18:02,082 God. 357 00:18:02,083 --> 00:18:05,043 Can't we have a normal discussion about something? 358 00:18:05,044 --> 00:18:07,839 When it comes to something like this, no! 359 00:18:15,763 --> 00:18:18,725 Well, everyone, last week of school 360 00:18:18,891 --> 00:18:20,142 can only mean one thing, 361 00:18:20,143 --> 00:18:23,438 and that's that today is movie day. 362 00:18:24,522 --> 00:18:27,609 But just so that we don't completely waste time, 363 00:18:27,817 --> 00:18:28,860 we'll be watching 364 00:18:29,110 --> 00:18:32,905 the 1968 Franco zeffirelli version of “Romeo and Juliet." 365 00:18:33,698 --> 00:18:38,077 If one of our astute members of the a.V. Squad 366 00:18:38,286 --> 00:18:39,703 would get his butt in here, 367 00:18:39,704 --> 00:18:42,039 we'd be able to get this show on the road. 368 00:18:42,040 --> 00:18:43,666 [Knock at door] 369 00:18:48,546 --> 00:18:51,090 Hi, I'm here to show your movie. 370 00:19:04,646 --> 00:19:06,396 I'm glad you could make it. 371 00:19:06,397 --> 00:19:09,525 I was starting to think I'd have to act out the film myself. 372 00:19:09,734 --> 00:19:10,943 Oh. 373 00:19:14,656 --> 00:19:16,157 Where was I? 374 00:19:17,367 --> 00:19:18,618 [Fake coughs] Geek! 375 00:19:18,826 --> 00:19:20,370 [Scattered laughter] 376 00:19:20,578 --> 00:19:22,413 Ah! Uh... 377 00:19:24,791 --> 00:19:26,834 This version of “Romeo and Juliet" 378 00:19:27,043 --> 00:19:30,588 is unique in that it is the first time that a film 379 00:19:30,797 --> 00:19:34,759 had chosen to let teenage actors play - 380 00:19:34,967 --> 00:19:36,260 [crash] 381 00:19:37,011 --> 00:19:38,680 Do you need a hand, sir? 382 00:19:39,013 --> 00:19:40,598 No, I think I got it. 383 00:19:42,225 --> 00:19:45,977 In the version before Mr. Zeffirelli's masterpiece, 384 00:19:45,978 --> 00:19:49,232 the roles were played by actors well into their 305, 385 00:19:49,440 --> 00:19:53,695 which caused it to have an artificial feel. 386 00:19:54,612 --> 00:19:57,365 Will somebody please help Mr. Demille 387 00:19:57,573 --> 00:19:59,409 set up the projector? 388 00:20:03,913 --> 00:20:05,665 All right, I got it. 389 00:20:13,172 --> 00:20:15,966 Any chance of being ready in the near future? 390 00:20:15,967 --> 00:20:18,010 Yeah, just one second, all right? 391 00:20:20,596 --> 00:20:21,889 Okay. 392 00:20:22,056 --> 00:20:23,516 Ready. 393 00:20:23,766 --> 00:20:26,602 Well... saints be praised! 394 00:20:30,148 --> 00:20:32,190 [Projector feeds noisily] 395 00:20:32,191 --> 00:20:33,818 [Bangs on projector] 396 00:20:34,026 --> 00:20:35,820 Instead of hitting it, could you please 397 00:20:36,028 --> 00:20:38,156 just make the film loop a little bigger? 398 00:20:38,364 --> 00:20:39,532 What? 399 00:20:39,699 --> 00:20:41,576 Make the film loop bigger. 400 00:20:50,460 --> 00:20:51,711 Thanks. 401 00:21:02,930 --> 00:21:04,390 So you guys just drive around 402 00:21:04,599 --> 00:21:05,839 and follow the dead everywhere? 403 00:21:05,892 --> 00:21:06,892 Yeah, it's great. 404 00:21:06,934 --> 00:21:08,853 You meet a lot of really cool people. 405 00:21:10,062 --> 00:21:11,814 Well, are the concerts that different? 406 00:21:12,064 --> 00:21:14,817 Yeah, it's like nothing you've ever experienced. 407 00:21:15,234 --> 00:21:16,674 This one time, we were in New Jersey, 408 00:21:16,861 --> 00:21:18,904 and it started raining 409 00:21:18,905 --> 00:21:20,489 right in the middle of the show. 410 00:21:20,490 --> 00:21:23,033 Suddenly everybody goes running down into the pit, 411 00:21:23,034 --> 00:21:24,952 and they start dancing in the mud. 412 00:21:25,161 --> 00:21:27,580 And then the sun comes out, 413 00:21:27,789 --> 00:21:31,042 and there's this rainbow right over the stage. 414 00:21:32,418 --> 00:21:34,127 I started crying. 415 00:21:34,128 --> 00:21:35,962 It was beautiful. 416 00:21:35,963 --> 00:21:37,756 Really what it's all about is being together 417 00:21:37,757 --> 00:21:41,010 and having a good time as one. 418 00:21:41,219 --> 00:21:42,762 Judging has nothing to do with it. 419 00:21:42,970 --> 00:21:45,013 That's not what the dead are about. 420 00:21:45,014 --> 00:21:49,018 It's all about being connected and being free. 421 00:21:49,852 --> 00:21:51,937 Nothing... nothing is better, I'm telling you. 422 00:21:53,064 --> 00:21:54,898 Yeah, it sounds wild. 423 00:21:54,899 --> 00:21:56,651 We're going down to Texas when school's out. 424 00:21:56,859 --> 00:21:59,362 We're gonna follow the tour up to Colorado. 425 00:22:00,112 --> 00:22:01,948 Nine shows in a week and a half. 426 00:22:02,114 --> 00:22:03,741 I can't wait. 427 00:22:05,368 --> 00:22:07,035 So, what are you gonna do this summer? 428 00:22:07,036 --> 00:22:08,746 Oh... 429 00:22:08,955 --> 00:22:13,042 I got into this academic summit thing at u of m. 430 00:22:13,835 --> 00:22:14,835 It's kinda goofy. 431 00:22:14,836 --> 00:22:16,586 [Giggles] 432 00:22:16,587 --> 00:22:18,339 Hey, man, you gotta do what you gotta do. 433 00:22:19,298 --> 00:22:21,884 Yeah. [Giggles] 434 00:22:24,887 --> 00:22:27,765 Man, I can't believe I have to go to a.V. Again today. 435 00:22:27,974 --> 00:22:29,809 It's so stupid. 436 00:22:30,017 --> 00:22:31,519 Well, you know, Daniel, 437 00:22:31,727 --> 00:22:33,771 nobody asked you to pull the fire alarm. 438 00:22:33,938 --> 00:22:36,607 Oh, what was I supposed to do, flunk the test? 439 00:22:37,400 --> 00:22:39,151 I suck at math. 440 00:22:39,861 --> 00:22:41,612 I suck at everything. 441 00:22:43,948 --> 00:22:45,449 What do you want me to say, Daniel? 442 00:22:45,658 --> 00:22:47,368 I don't know, Kim. 443 00:22:47,577 --> 00:22:51,414 You know, I am always listening to your stupid problems. 444 00:22:52,456 --> 00:22:54,333 You know what, Daniel? 445 00:22:56,127 --> 00:22:58,880 Why don't you go tell it to the fire alarm? 446 00:23:02,508 --> 00:23:03,968 Thanks! 447 00:23:05,261 --> 00:23:08,013 Guys, I want my new dungeons and dragons character 448 00:23:08,014 --> 00:23:10,098 to be called gorthon. 449 00:23:10,099 --> 00:23:11,641 Why gorthon? 450 00:23:11,642 --> 00:23:13,143 'Cause it sounds cool. 451 00:23:13,144 --> 00:23:14,811 I'm gorthon the thief. 452 00:23:14,812 --> 00:23:16,688 Surrender your jewels, Princess! 453 00:23:16,689 --> 00:23:19,150 Oh, bill, don't be a thief again! 454 00:23:19,358 --> 00:23:22,236 You always fall down a well trying to steal stuff. 455 00:23:22,737 --> 00:23:26,239 Uh, sorry, kragenmore the destroyer. 456 00:23:26,240 --> 00:23:29,784 So Sam, will Logan the huge be making an appearance? 457 00:23:29,785 --> 00:23:32,495 I told you. I don't want to play. 458 00:23:32,496 --> 00:23:33,747 What, you're too cool for us 459 00:23:33,748 --> 00:23:35,332 now that you broke up with Cindy? 460 00:23:35,333 --> 00:23:37,792 No. I don't know. 461 00:23:37,793 --> 00:23:40,295 It's just... it's a geeky game. 462 00:23:40,296 --> 00:23:41,504 I mean, what's the point? 463 00:23:41,505 --> 00:23:43,758 The point is you used to like it. 464 00:23:43,966 --> 00:23:46,676 I left my science book in the a.V. Room. 465 00:23:46,677 --> 00:23:48,471 See you guys later. 466 00:24:01,859 --> 00:24:03,402 [Clatter] 467 00:24:38,020 --> 00:24:40,982 I'll see you later. Hey! 468 00:24:43,234 --> 00:24:45,110 What's eating you? 469 00:24:45,111 --> 00:24:47,612 Huh? Nothing. 470 00:24:47,613 --> 00:24:50,323 I just wish I didn't get into that academic summit. 471 00:24:50,324 --> 00:24:52,659 Feels like I'm going back into school again. 472 00:24:52,660 --> 00:24:55,203 [Scoffs] Life's tough. 473 00:24:55,204 --> 00:24:56,621 What's that supposed to mean? 474 00:24:56,622 --> 00:24:58,123 It means you've been moping around 475 00:24:58,124 --> 00:25:01,042 ever since you found out you got into that stupid thing. 476 00:25:01,043 --> 00:25:02,669 At least you get to get out of this town 477 00:25:02,670 --> 00:25:03,712 for a little while. 478 00:25:03,713 --> 00:25:05,422 Kim, it's summer vacation. 479 00:25:05,423 --> 00:25:07,132 You can go out of town, too. 480 00:25:07,133 --> 00:25:08,633 You can go anywhere you want. 481 00:25:08,634 --> 00:25:11,012 No, I can't, Lindsay. 482 00:25:11,220 --> 00:25:12,972 I don't have any money. 483 00:25:13,264 --> 00:25:17,351 And besides, Daniel never wants to go anywhere, anyway. 484 00:25:18,520 --> 00:25:20,311 Go without him. 485 00:25:20,312 --> 00:25:22,814 You don't have to stay here. 486 00:25:22,815 --> 00:25:24,190 You know that, Kim. 487 00:25:24,191 --> 00:25:26,317 That's easy for you to say, Lindsay, 488 00:25:26,318 --> 00:25:28,361 'cause you get to leave. 489 00:25:28,362 --> 00:25:29,739 I don't. 490 00:25:35,870 --> 00:25:38,329 Come on, Nick, you promised me. 491 00:25:38,330 --> 00:25:41,042 I know. I'm just kinda freaked out about it. 492 00:25:41,250 --> 00:25:42,668 I'm not that good at contests. 493 00:25:42,877 --> 00:25:45,545 Nick, you are a great dancer. 494 00:25:45,546 --> 00:25:47,630 Okay? You're really, really good. 495 00:25:47,631 --> 00:25:49,174 And I swear, I'm not just saying that. 496 00:25:49,175 --> 00:25:50,384 Thanks. 497 00:25:50,593 --> 00:25:52,720 It's weird. I used to hate disco. 498 00:25:53,554 --> 00:25:56,599 But I guess maybe I was just destined for it. 499 00:25:57,391 --> 00:25:58,517 Yeah! 500 00:25:59,268 --> 00:26:00,770 Totally. 501 00:26:01,228 --> 00:26:06,066 Sometimes you end up being the best at something you hate. 502 00:26:06,067 --> 00:26:07,108 Mmhmm. 503 00:26:07,109 --> 00:26:08,486 Like Lindsay. 504 00:26:08,694 --> 00:26:11,447 She hates math, but she's the head of the mathletes. 505 00:26:14,867 --> 00:26:17,953 Nick, do you still like Lindsay? 506 00:26:18,704 --> 00:26:20,289 No, no. 507 00:26:22,458 --> 00:26:25,294 I mean, I still care about her. 508 00:26:28,047 --> 00:26:30,716 Look, I really like you, Sara. 509 00:26:37,973 --> 00:26:40,684 I've had a crush on you since the sixth grade. 510 00:26:41,685 --> 00:26:42,853 Really? 511 00:26:43,145 --> 00:26:44,188 I always sat behind you, 512 00:26:44,396 --> 00:26:48,025 even though you were so tall I couldn't see the board. 513 00:26:50,277 --> 00:26:54,907 I just... I can't believe that you like me. 514 00:26:55,407 --> 00:26:56,659 Oh. 515 00:26:59,370 --> 00:27:01,664 Tonight's d&d campaign is gonna be the best ever. 516 00:27:01,872 --> 00:27:03,873 Two words: Ancient babylonia. 517 00:27:03,874 --> 00:27:06,918 Have you guys seen the drawing of the goddess ishtar? 518 00:27:06,919 --> 00:27:08,753 Hubba hubba! 519 00:27:08,754 --> 00:27:10,296 You should look at the goddess of vice. 520 00:27:10,297 --> 00:27:11,590 You can see her butt. 521 00:27:11,757 --> 00:27:14,760 I just hope you guys are ready to face the dancing sword. 522 00:27:14,969 --> 00:27:16,637 - Bring it on! - Yeah. 523 00:27:16,804 --> 00:27:18,722 What's a dancing sword? 524 00:27:20,224 --> 00:27:22,058 Well, it's like... 525 00:27:22,059 --> 00:27:23,977 It's a sword that can fight without you holding it. 526 00:27:23,978 --> 00:27:26,480 What, you just send your sword into battle for you, 527 00:27:26,689 --> 00:27:28,065 and then you stay home? 528 00:27:28,274 --> 00:27:29,899 That's kind of stupid. 529 00:27:29,900 --> 00:27:31,943 No, no, you have to be at least three inches away 530 00:27:31,944 --> 00:27:33,570 from it when it's fighting. 531 00:27:33,571 --> 00:27:35,990 That way you can fight two people at once. 532 00:27:37,950 --> 00:27:39,618 That's kinda cool. 533 00:27:40,703 --> 00:27:41,787 Hey, Daniel. 534 00:27:41,996 --> 00:27:44,707 We're playing d&d tonight. You wanna come? 535 00:27:47,376 --> 00:27:48,377 Why? 536 00:27:48,586 --> 00:27:51,045 I think you'd like it. We could show you how to play. 537 00:27:51,046 --> 00:27:52,672 I couldn't do that. 538 00:27:52,673 --> 00:27:54,007 Yeah, you wouldn't like it anyway. 539 00:27:54,008 --> 00:27:55,217 It's really boring. 540 00:27:55,426 --> 00:27:57,803 No. No, it isn't, Neal. 541 00:27:58,012 --> 00:27:59,138 You love it. 542 00:27:59,346 --> 00:28:01,724 We sit around and crack jokes 543 00:28:01,891 --> 00:28:03,851 and eat junk food all night while we're... 544 00:28:04,935 --> 00:28:07,354 Fighting dragons and saving princesses and stuff. 545 00:28:07,521 --> 00:28:09,272 It's pretty fun. 546 00:28:09,273 --> 00:28:10,648 And the best part is 547 00:28:10,649 --> 00:28:12,449 you get to pretend to be somebody you can't be 548 00:28:12,568 --> 00:28:13,861 in real life. 549 00:28:16,071 --> 00:28:17,698 Okay, I'll play. 550 00:28:19,366 --> 00:28:20,700 Really? 551 00:28:20,701 --> 00:28:22,244 Yeah, I'll play. 552 00:28:22,494 --> 00:28:26,123 Just... don't expect me to be good at it or anything. 553 00:28:26,665 --> 00:28:28,876 You can't possibly be any worse than bill. 554 00:28:29,960 --> 00:28:32,588 So, Sam, how 'bout you? Are you in? 555 00:28:38,677 --> 00:28:40,054 Yeah, I guess. 556 00:28:41,096 --> 00:28:43,891 Thought you were too cool to play... 557 00:28:44,099 --> 00:28:46,060 Logan the huge. 558 00:28:56,946 --> 00:28:58,404 Just let Nick do what he wants! 559 00:28:58,405 --> 00:29:00,949 I can't do that. The poor guy's brainwashed. 560 00:29:00,950 --> 00:29:03,243 I can't let him dance in this stupid contest. 561 00:29:03,244 --> 00:29:05,245 It goes against everything that we stand for. 562 00:29:05,246 --> 00:29:06,746 Well, I'm not gonna stop him. 563 00:29:06,747 --> 00:29:08,414 Just talk to him! 564 00:29:08,415 --> 00:29:10,541 At least tell him that he doesn't have a chance with you 565 00:29:10,542 --> 00:29:11,919 so he'll break up with Sara! 566 00:29:12,086 --> 00:29:14,587 No, it's not gonna work. 567 00:29:14,588 --> 00:29:16,547 Look! Kenny and Lindsay came to cheer you on! 568 00:29:16,548 --> 00:29:19,008 That is so cool! Hey, guys! 569 00:29:19,009 --> 00:29:20,510 Hey, Nick. Lindsay has something 570 00:29:20,511 --> 00:29:21,761 she wants to tell you. 571 00:29:21,762 --> 00:29:23,221 No, I don't. 572 00:29:23,222 --> 00:29:24,555 Yes, you do! 573 00:29:24,556 --> 00:29:25,974 Ken, stop it! 574 00:29:25,975 --> 00:29:27,685 Oh, check it out, kids. 575 00:29:27,851 --> 00:29:32,106 It's our little opinionated rock and roller friend. 576 00:29:33,524 --> 00:29:35,359 Who the hell's he talkin' about? 577 00:29:35,818 --> 00:29:38,237 I think he's talking about you. 578 00:29:45,202 --> 00:29:47,413 Uh... so what do I do? 579 00:29:47,621 --> 00:29:49,164 First you have to create a character. 580 00:29:49,373 --> 00:29:51,332 Roll your dice and find out what your ability scores are. 581 00:29:51,333 --> 00:29:52,500 What are those? 582 00:29:52,501 --> 00:29:55,295 Well, that tells you if you're strong or smart 583 00:29:55,296 --> 00:29:57,464 or how good you are with a weapon. 584 00:29:58,465 --> 00:30:00,884 What are you, some... Super smart guy? 585 00:30:01,093 --> 00:30:02,385 I don't have a character. 586 00:30:02,386 --> 00:30:04,262 I'm the dungeon master. I control the game 587 00:30:04,263 --> 00:30:06,765 and act out all the characters you'll meet along the way. 588 00:30:06,932 --> 00:30:09,434 And Daniel, watch out for him. 589 00:30:09,435 --> 00:30:10,768 He's sneaky. 590 00:30:10,769 --> 00:30:12,489 Yeah. Yeah, he thinks being a dungeon master 591 00:30:12,521 --> 00:30:15,065 gives him a license to mess with our heads. 592 00:30:15,274 --> 00:30:16,942 Oh, I'm sorry, perhaps I should let you 593 00:30:17,151 --> 00:30:19,862 encounter kittens and grandmas so as not to upset you. 594 00:30:20,070 --> 00:30:21,779 Come on, Daniel, roll the dice. 595 00:30:21,780 --> 00:30:23,460 I wanna see what your character's gonna be. 596 00:30:24,325 --> 00:30:25,701 All right. 597 00:30:26,493 --> 00:30:28,245 Here goes nothin'. 598 00:30:29,371 --> 00:30:31,498 Hey, man, aren't you one of those guys 599 00:30:31,707 --> 00:30:33,459 who's always yellin' in here 600 00:30:33,625 --> 00:30:35,294 that disco sucks? 601 00:30:35,461 --> 00:30:37,628 What's the matter? 602 00:30:37,629 --> 00:30:39,423 Cat got your bong, man? 603 00:30:39,631 --> 00:30:41,467 Is that how you learned to communicate, 604 00:30:41,675 --> 00:30:43,802 runnin' in here, yellin' stuff? 605 00:30:44,011 --> 00:30:47,389 Is that what your precious rock teaches you, friend? 606 00:30:48,307 --> 00:30:50,601 Uh... no, man. It teaches me that... 607 00:30:50,809 --> 00:30:52,019 Disco sucks! 608 00:30:52,186 --> 00:30:53,895 Ken, don't, all right? 609 00:30:53,896 --> 00:30:57,231 I say that rock and roll sucks, okay? 610 00:30:57,232 --> 00:31:00,568 Hey, have you heard the stones' new song “miss you"? 611 00:31:00,569 --> 00:31:03,154 Well, guess what. It's disco, man. 612 00:31:03,155 --> 00:31:04,947 Even the stones know it. 613 00:31:04,948 --> 00:31:08,368 They're willing to admit it. Why can't you? 614 00:31:08,369 --> 00:31:11,205 This place is empty, man! 615 00:31:11,372 --> 00:31:12,915 Disco is dead. Give it up! 616 00:31:13,123 --> 00:31:15,959 Why don't you go back to sellin' shirts at the mall there, buddy? 617 00:31:16,335 --> 00:31:18,086 All right, pal. Let's go. 618 00:31:18,087 --> 00:31:19,670 Great. Thanks a lot, man. 619 00:31:19,671 --> 00:31:22,007 Disco is alive! It's alive, I tell you! 620 00:31:22,216 --> 00:31:24,385 I know it. And you know it. 621 00:31:24,635 --> 00:31:28,096 And miss Gloria gaynor knows it, too! 622 00:31:28,097 --> 00:31:29,931 J“ [singing] At first I was afraid, 623 00:31:29,932 --> 00:31:32,141 I I was petrified [Weak applause] 624 00:31:32,142 --> 00:31:34,144 J“ kept thinkin' I could never live without you 625 00:31:34,353 --> 00:31:35,854 j“ by my side 626 00:31:36,355 --> 00:31:38,857 where the hell is Daniel when you need him? 627 00:31:39,650 --> 00:31:42,111 A dwarf? I don't wanna be a dwarf. 628 00:31:42,319 --> 00:31:45,197 I wanted to be, like, a ninja or a fighter. 629 00:31:45,406 --> 00:31:46,740 Well, dwarves are fighters. 630 00:31:46,907 --> 00:31:48,117 They're really good at it. 631 00:31:48,325 --> 00:31:49,618 [Sighs] 632 00:31:51,745 --> 00:31:52,995 Are you a dwarf? 633 00:31:52,996 --> 00:31:55,540 No. I'm kragenmore the destroyer. 634 00:31:55,541 --> 00:31:57,333 You're lucky, man. 635 00:31:57,334 --> 00:31:59,710 I wanna be some huge destroyer guy. 636 00:31:59,711 --> 00:32:01,831 Dwarfs can do a lot of things that huge guys can't do. 637 00:32:01,922 --> 00:32:04,007 It's true. Take it from me. 638 00:32:04,216 --> 00:32:05,801 Yeah, dwarfs are really tough. 639 00:32:06,009 --> 00:32:07,845 They're good at finding jewels. 640 00:32:08,053 --> 00:32:09,638 All right, fine. I'll be a dwarf. 641 00:32:09,805 --> 00:32:12,057 But my name is Carlos. 642 00:32:12,266 --> 00:32:13,349 [Snickers] 643 00:32:13,350 --> 00:32:14,643 Carlos the dwarf? 644 00:32:14,852 --> 00:32:17,646 Yeah, you got a problem with that, gorthon? 645 00:32:20,649 --> 00:32:22,276 I'm just jokin'. 646 00:32:24,820 --> 00:32:26,070 Thanks a lot, man. 647 00:32:26,071 --> 00:32:27,298 Thanks for embarrassing me in there. 648 00:32:27,322 --> 00:32:29,122 I gotta go dance in front of those people now! 649 00:32:29,199 --> 00:32:31,075 Best of luck, man. I mean it! 650 00:32:31,076 --> 00:32:33,244 Gimme a call when you get over your “Saturday night fever”. 651 00:32:33,245 --> 00:32:35,914 And you're too tall to be a good dancer! 652 00:32:36,498 --> 00:32:38,083 Hey, I agree with you, man. 653 00:32:38,292 --> 00:32:39,292 That place sucks. 654 00:32:39,460 --> 00:32:40,710 And you're right. 655 00:32:40,711 --> 00:32:42,128 They're closin' the disco next week 656 00:32:42,129 --> 00:32:43,337 and bringin' in foxy boxin'. 657 00:32:43,338 --> 00:32:45,257 You should come back and check it out. 658 00:32:45,507 --> 00:32:47,551 [Whispers] Rock and roll! 659 00:32:51,805 --> 00:32:52,973 What is wrong with that guy? 660 00:32:53,140 --> 00:32:55,340 Why does he have to give me such a hard time about this? 661 00:32:55,434 --> 00:32:56,476 Ken's just confused. 662 00:32:56,477 --> 00:32:58,395 He's thinks you're doing all this stuff to... 663 00:32:58,896 --> 00:33:00,814 I don't know, to get me back. 664 00:33:01,023 --> 00:33:03,107 Well, that's not true. 665 00:33:03,108 --> 00:33:05,694 That's what I told him, but he doesn't want to listen. 666 00:33:06,820 --> 00:33:09,740 I mean, I'm with Sara now. You know? 667 00:33:09,948 --> 00:33:13,117 I'm not some idiot. You told me to move on. 668 00:33:13,118 --> 00:33:15,495 And so I did. 669 00:33:15,496 --> 00:33:18,207 Yeah! I know. 670 00:33:18,415 --> 00:33:20,459 I think it's great. 671 00:33:21,084 --> 00:33:22,293 Well, it is great. 672 00:33:22,294 --> 00:33:24,045 I mean, Sara's the best, you know? 673 00:33:24,046 --> 00:33:26,839 She opened me up to all sorts of new things, 674 00:33:26,840 --> 00:33:29,133 and she loves me. 675 00:33:29,134 --> 00:33:31,385 I mean, that's important. 676 00:33:33,138 --> 00:33:36,225 I'm really happy for you, Nick. 677 00:33:38,310 --> 00:33:40,561 Well, you should be, you know? 678 00:33:40,562 --> 00:33:42,481 I even quit smoking pot. 679 00:33:43,690 --> 00:33:46,151 Yeah. I don't even really want it anymore. 680 00:33:46,401 --> 00:33:48,445 It's like I totally cleaned myself up. 681 00:33:50,447 --> 00:33:51,822 Really? 682 00:33:51,823 --> 00:33:53,324 Mmhmm. 683 00:33:53,325 --> 00:33:56,954 God, that's... I knew there was something different. 684 00:33:57,746 --> 00:33:59,331 That's so great. 685 00:33:59,540 --> 00:34:01,415 You seem like you're having 686 00:34:01,416 --> 00:34:04,253 way more fun with her than you ever did with me. 687 00:34:08,131 --> 00:34:09,758 I mean, I am. 688 00:34:12,803 --> 00:34:15,055 Well, I... gotta get going. 689 00:34:16,098 --> 00:34:18,559 I have a lot of studying to do for the academic summit. 690 00:34:18,976 --> 00:34:20,811 I should probably start studying for finals. 691 00:34:21,019 --> 00:34:23,814 Oh, yeah. I should do that, too. 692 00:34:24,690 --> 00:34:26,608 First I gotta win this dance contest. 693 00:34:26,817 --> 00:34:27,817 [Chuckles] 694 00:34:29,403 --> 00:34:30,654 Hey, good luck. 695 00:34:32,406 --> 00:34:33,656 Thanks. 696 00:34:33,657 --> 00:34:35,366 Okay, all right, everybody. 697 00:34:35,367 --> 00:34:37,910 We 're gonna shake our groove things 698 00:34:37,911 --> 00:34:40,413 tonight here at frontier lanes. 699 00:34:40,414 --> 00:34:42,832 It's time for the big disco contest, 700 00:34:42,833 --> 00:34:45,835 and let's bring up our first contestant of the night, 701 00:34:45,836 --> 00:34:47,963 Mr. Nick andopolis! 702 00:34:48,755 --> 00:34:50,007 Andopolis. 703 00:34:50,215 --> 00:34:52,593 [Applause] 704 00:34:56,763 --> 00:34:57,848 Nicky. 705 00:34:58,056 --> 00:35:00,684 Nick! Come on, baby. It's your turn. 706 00:35:00,892 --> 00:35:03,145 It's time to boogie oogie oogie. 707 00:35:15,032 --> 00:35:19,161 [“Groove line" plays] 708 00:35:43,018 --> 00:35:44,935 J“ [singing] Pack your grip 709 00:35:44,936 --> 00:35:46,896 j“ takin' you on a trip 710 00:35:46,897 --> 00:35:48,814 I ain't no seats 711 00:35:48,815 --> 00:35:50,859 I all we got's hands and feet 712 00:35:51,068 --> 00:35:53,904 I leave your worries behind 713 00:35:54,488 --> 00:35:56,657 I come rain or shine 714 00:35:56,865 --> 00:35:58,824 I won't mind 715 00:35:58,825 --> 00:36:02,120 j“ we're ridin' on the groove line 716 00:36:02,287 --> 00:36:04,789 - whoohoo! - J“ [singing] Tonight 717 00:36:04,790 --> 00:36:06,375 I hoo hoo 718 00:36:09,127 --> 00:36:11,087 I hoo hoo 719 00:36:11,088 --> 00:36:12,755 I get the strength 720 00:36:12,756 --> 00:36:15,049 I know you'll be glad you came 721 00:36:15,050 --> 00:36:16,884 j“ hit the track 722 00:36:16,885 --> 00:36:18,804 j“ party hard there and back 723 00:36:18,970 --> 00:36:22,765 I leave your worries behind 724 00:36:22,766 --> 00:36:24,726 I come rain or shine 725 00:36:24,935 --> 00:36:26,353 I don't mind 726 00:36:26,687 --> 00:36:30,232 j“ we're ridin' on the groove line 727 00:36:30,440 --> 00:36:32,275 j“ tonight 728 00:36:32,818 --> 00:36:34,444 I hoo hoo 729 00:36:36,947 --> 00:36:38,281 I hoo hoo 730 00:36:38,490 --> 00:36:41,660 j“ check out the wheels are turnin' 731 00:36:41,868 --> 00:36:43,328 I ooh whee ooh 732 00:36:43,537 --> 00:36:45,914 I ya know we don't stop 733 00:36:46,123 --> 00:36:49,793 I we got the boiler burnin' 734 00:36:50,001 --> 00:36:51,253 I ooh whee ooh 735 00:36:51,461 --> 00:36:53,422 I we're keepin' it hot 736 00:36:54,381 --> 00:36:56,591 I so grab your friends 737 00:36:56,758 --> 00:36:58,843 I get the train, comin' through 738 00:37:00,846 --> 00:37:02,888 I where you leave's up to you 739 00:37:02,889 --> 00:37:06,601 I leave your worries behind 740 00:37:06,768 --> 00:37:08,812 I come rain or shine 741 00:37:09,020 --> 00:37:11,273 I love you, Nick! 742 00:37:11,481 --> 00:37:14,192 J“ [singing] We're ridin' on the groove line 743 00:37:14,401 --> 00:37:16,653 I tonight 744 00:37:16,862 --> 00:37:18,155 I hoo hoo 745 00:37:18,363 --> 00:37:20,073 ookay, all right, Mr. Andopolis. 746 00:37:20,282 --> 00:37:23,368 It's time to clear the floor for the next contestant. 747 00:37:24,119 --> 00:37:26,079 - Yes! - I [singing] hoo hoo. 748 00:37:26,288 --> 00:37:28,748 [Applause] 749 00:37:28,749 --> 00:37:31,792 - Nick, you were so great! - Thanks. 750 00:37:31,793 --> 00:37:33,712 Oh, my god, you are gonna win for sure. 751 00:37:33,920 --> 00:37:35,839 All right, ladies and gentlemen, 752 00:37:36,047 --> 00:37:38,592 I'd like you to all put your hands together 753 00:37:38,800 --> 00:37:42,220 for the magical disco stylings of... 754 00:37:42,471 --> 00:37:43,597 Eugene. 755 00:37:43,805 --> 00:37:46,266 J“ [singing] Hoo hoo 756 00:37:48,351 --> 00:37:49,603 I hoo hoo 757 00:37:49,853 --> 00:37:53,397 j“ check out the wheels are turnin' 758 00:37:53,398 --> 00:37:55,608 I ooh whee ooh 759 00:37:55,609 --> 00:37:57,693 I you know we won't stop 760 00:37:57,694 --> 00:38:01,113 I we got the boiler burnin' 761 00:38:01,114 --> 00:38:03,283 I ooh whee ooh, yeah 762 00:38:03,450 --> 00:38:05,202 I we're keepin' it hot 763 00:38:06,161 --> 00:38:08,370 I so grab your friends [Applause] 764 00:38:08,371 --> 00:38:09,456 What the heck? 765 00:38:09,664 --> 00:38:11,666 They didn't say that you were allowed to do magic! 766 00:38:12,584 --> 00:38:14,585 J“ [singing] Where you leave's up to you 767 00:38:14,586 --> 00:38:18,047 I leave your worries behind 768 00:38:18,048 --> 00:38:19,632 I come rain or shine 769 00:38:19,633 --> 00:38:23,093 wow. He's really good. 770 00:38:23,094 --> 00:38:26,263 J“ [singing] We're ridin' on the groove line 771 00:38:26,264 --> 00:38:28,391 I tonight 772 00:38:28,600 --> 00:38:30,060 I hoo hoo 773 00:38:34,272 --> 00:38:36,107 I come rain or shine 774 00:38:36,358 --> 00:38:38,235 I don't mind 775 00:38:38,443 --> 00:38:41,655 j“ we're ridin' on the groove line 776 00:38:41,822 --> 00:38:42,822 I tonight 777 00:38:43,198 --> 00:38:44,741 greetings, Princess. 778 00:38:44,950 --> 00:38:46,951 It is I, Carlos the dwarf. 779 00:38:46,952 --> 00:38:49,079 The dragon has been slain, 780 00:38:49,287 --> 00:38:51,414 and you're free to rule your kingdom. 781 00:38:55,585 --> 00:38:56,753 Congratulations, Daniel. 782 00:38:56,920 --> 00:38:59,256 You just finished your first dungeons and dragons campaign. 783 00:38:59,714 --> 00:39:01,174 Whoo! 784 00:39:02,801 --> 00:39:04,594 All right! 785 00:39:05,178 --> 00:39:06,763 Thanks, guys. 786 00:39:06,972 --> 00:39:09,140 Hey... this is really fun. 787 00:39:09,349 --> 00:39:10,934 You guys wanna do this tomorrow night? 788 00:39:12,811 --> 00:39:13,811 I would, 789 00:39:13,979 --> 00:39:15,397 but Harris killed me again. 790 00:39:15,605 --> 00:39:16,982 You had it coming, bill. 791 00:39:17,190 --> 00:39:18,859 Well, kick his ass tomorrow night, bill. 792 00:39:19,359 --> 00:39:21,152 Just leave it to Carlos. 793 00:39:22,279 --> 00:39:24,257 I'm gonna get another drink. You guys want anything? 794 00:39:24,281 --> 00:39:25,282 All: No. 795 00:39:25,490 --> 00:39:27,868 Gordon, bill? All right. 796 00:39:29,578 --> 00:39:32,038 - Wow, he's cool. - Yeah. 797 00:39:32,247 --> 00:39:33,999 Does... him wanting to play with us again 798 00:39:34,207 --> 00:39:37,669 mean that he's... Turning into a geek... 799 00:39:37,878 --> 00:39:40,505 Or we're turning into cool guys? 800 00:39:40,714 --> 00:39:42,464 I don't know. 801 00:39:42,465 --> 00:39:44,134 But I'm gonna go for us being cool guys. 802 00:39:44,801 --> 00:39:46,511 Yeah, I'll buy that. 803 00:39:47,137 --> 00:39:49,347 Yeah. Definitely cool guys. 804 00:39:53,935 --> 00:39:57,022 Oh, are you sure you don't want us to drive you to u of m? 805 00:39:57,230 --> 00:39:58,148 We don't mind. 806 00:39:58,149 --> 00:40:00,317 No, mom, it's okay. I'd kinda like to do this, 807 00:40:00,525 --> 00:40:03,152 you know, get my head straight before I get there. 808 00:40:03,153 --> 00:40:05,279 Okay. I understand. Oh! 809 00:40:05,280 --> 00:40:06,781 We are so proud of you! 810 00:40:06,990 --> 00:40:09,283 You go and you have yourself a great time. 811 00:40:09,284 --> 00:40:10,743 Yeah, you go and make the weirs proud. 812 00:40:10,744 --> 00:40:12,328 Be smarter than all those other kids. 813 00:40:12,329 --> 00:40:14,455 - Harold. - Dad! 814 00:40:14,456 --> 00:40:17,583 Have a nice time, Lindsay. I'm gonna miss you. 815 00:40:17,584 --> 00:40:18,667 Thanks, Sam. 816 00:40:18,668 --> 00:40:20,586 Come on. I'm only going for a couple of weeks. 817 00:40:20,587 --> 00:40:22,630 You won't even know I'm gone. 818 00:40:22,631 --> 00:40:24,757 Yeah, I guess so. See you. 819 00:40:24,758 --> 00:40:25,758 See you. 820 00:40:26,259 --> 00:40:27,844 Bye, dad. 821 00:40:30,013 --> 00:40:31,431 No, no, no! Lindsay, Lindsay! 822 00:40:31,640 --> 00:40:33,058 Wait, wait, wait! 823 00:40:33,642 --> 00:40:35,310 Hi. I've got something for you. 824 00:40:36,019 --> 00:40:38,188 It's chocolates for a sweet trip. 825 00:40:38,521 --> 00:40:40,189 Yeah, we always give my grandma chocolates 826 00:40:40,190 --> 00:40:41,523 when we put her on the bus. 827 00:40:41,524 --> 00:40:43,524 That, and we pin her name and address on her jacket 828 00:40:43,610 --> 00:40:44,945 in case she gets lost. 829 00:40:46,738 --> 00:40:48,239 Thanks, Neal. 830 00:40:49,449 --> 00:40:50,867 It's nice. 831 00:40:53,036 --> 00:40:54,454 Bye, bill. 832 00:40:54,663 --> 00:40:56,247 Hey, he didn't get you anything! 833 00:40:56,456 --> 00:40:59,042 Oh. That's just for comin' down. 834 00:40:59,334 --> 00:41:01,586 It didn't cost me a cent. 835 00:41:03,838 --> 00:41:05,173 All right, I'll see you. 836 00:41:05,382 --> 00:41:07,262 - Okay, honey, we'll see you. - Byebye, sweetie. 837 00:41:09,094 --> 00:41:10,178 Hey, mom. 838 00:41:10,345 --> 00:41:11,846 Yeah, sweetie? 839 00:41:14,641 --> 00:41:16,810 I'll see you soon. 840 00:41:17,978 --> 00:41:19,312 Okay, honey. 841 00:41:20,981 --> 00:41:22,941 Okay. Love you. 842 00:41:23,149 --> 00:41:24,818 I miss you already! 843 00:41:38,540 --> 00:41:41,167 J“ [singing] If my words did glow 844 00:41:42,627 --> 00:41:46,755 I with the cold warm of sunshine 845 00:41:46,756 --> 00:41:50,759 I and my tunes were played 846 00:41:50,760 --> 00:41:53,722 j“ on the harp unstrung, 847 00:41:53,930 --> 00:41:56,891 I would you hear my voice 848 00:41:57,851 --> 00:42:01,688 I come through the music? 849 00:42:02,397 --> 00:42:06,526 I would you hold it near 850 00:42:06,735 --> 00:42:09,112 j“ as it were your own? 851 00:42:09,320 --> 00:42:12,073 J“ it's a handmedown 852 00:42:12,949 --> 00:42:17,412 I the thoughts are broken 853 00:42:17,620 --> 00:42:19,039 j“ perhaps 854 00:42:19,205 --> 00:42:21,499 j“ they're better 855 00:42:21,708 --> 00:42:24,753 I left unsung 856 00:42:24,961 --> 00:42:27,630 I I don't know 857 00:42:28,298 --> 00:42:32,302 I don't really care 858 00:42:33,178 --> 00:42:37,265 I let there be songs 859 00:42:42,854 --> 00:42:45,607 J“ ripples in 860 00:42:46,024 --> 00:42:49,402 I still water 861 00:42:49,611 --> 00:42:53,490 I when there is no apple toss 862 00:42:53,656 --> 00:42:56,576 I nor wind to blow 863 00:42:56,785 --> 00:42:59,329 j“ reach out your hand 864 00:43:00,455 --> 00:43:03,458 I if your cup be empty 865 00:43:04,584 --> 00:43:08,337 I if your cup is full 866 00:43:08,338 --> 00:43:11,757 I may it be again 867 00:43:11,758 --> 00:43:15,095 I let it be known 868 00:43:15,345 --> 00:43:18,973 I there is a fountain 869 00:43:20,350 --> 00:43:23,394 I that was not made 870 00:43:23,978 --> 00:43:26,523 j“ by the hands of men 871 00:43:26,731 --> 00:43:31,861 j“ [vocalizing]