1 00:00:18,142 --> 00:00:22,563 Sebastian, Sebastian, stop pouting. 2 00:00:22,647 --> 00:00:25,483 Sorry. I'm such a dope. 3 00:00:25,566 --> 00:00:30,613 You are not a dope. You're just misguided. 4 00:00:30,696 --> 00:00:33,199 All the reports from your teachers say the same thing: 5 00:00:33,282 --> 00:00:38,704 "Sebastian would make an exceptional student if only he would follow orders." 6 00:00:39,830 --> 00:00:43,251 I can't believe you fed the school hamster an overdose of Viagra. 7 00:00:43,334 --> 00:00:46,504 I was testing the reproductive system for a science experiment... 8 00:00:46,546 --> 00:00:50,716 - And I wanted to see how big - - Enough! Enough! 9 00:00:50,800 --> 00:00:53,261 Fortunately for you, you are moving to a new town. 10 00:00:53,344 --> 00:00:57,181 You will have a chance to start anew. It's time to shape up. 11 00:00:59,183 --> 00:01:02,270 Speaking of shaping up, how's Mrs. Freeman doing? 12 00:01:02,353 --> 00:01:05,314 I see she's lost some weight. 13 00:01:05,356 --> 00:01:07,483 - She looks good. - Thank you. 14 00:01:07,567 --> 00:01:10,152 I gotta tell ya, it's a really great thing... 15 00:01:10,236 --> 00:01:12,446 she's doing for the community, censoring books and all. 16 00:01:12,530 --> 00:01:14,907 That Catcher in the Rye novel really screwed me up. 17 00:01:16,701 --> 00:01:20,037 Mrs. Freeman knows what's best for young minds. 18 00:01:20,079 --> 00:01:22,665 Which comes to my point. 19 00:01:22,707 --> 00:01:26,043 I was wondering what you planned on doing with my file? 20 00:01:26,127 --> 00:01:28,296 - It's not very favorable and - - And... 21 00:01:28,379 --> 00:01:32,758 you'd prefer if I didn't forward it to your new school. 22 00:01:32,842 --> 00:01:35,469 I've thought long and hard about it... 23 00:01:35,553 --> 00:01:38,014 and I've decided to send it. 24 00:01:38,055 --> 00:01:42,435 I mean, if you've really changed, you'll rise above your past mistakes. 25 00:01:42,518 --> 00:01:43,769 How can I ever thank you, sir? 26 00:01:43,853 --> 00:01:47,732 Well, you have got a plane to catch, and I have got some work to do. 27 00:01:47,773 --> 00:01:52,612 So, you just remember, Sebastian: 28 00:01:56,490 --> 00:01:59,035 The future is what you make of it. 29 00:01:59,118 --> 00:02:03,956 The future is what I make of it. The future is what I make of it. 30 00:02:04,040 --> 00:02:06,417 Got it. 31 00:02:06,501 --> 00:02:08,503 I'll never forget you, sir. 32 00:02:08,586 --> 00:02:11,005 Yeah, yeah, right, right. 33 00:02:13,674 --> 00:02:15,593 Pansy. 34 00:02:22,642 --> 00:02:23,768 Ed Freeman. 35 00:02:23,851 --> 00:02:26,229 What the fuck have you done tome, you fucking asshole? 36 00:02:26,270 --> 00:02:27,396 What's wrong, pumpkin? 37 00:02:27,438 --> 00:02:29,857 Have you seen my picture in the school yearbook? 38 00:02:29,941 --> 00:02:32,902 Uh, yes, you look wonderful. 39 00:02:32,944 --> 00:02:35,947 Wonderful? I'm naked, you fucking idiot! 40 00:02:35,988 --> 00:02:38,074 Fuck. 41 00:02:38,157 --> 00:02:42,370 I'm the laughingstock of the community. How could you have let this happen? 42 00:02:42,453 --> 00:02:46,415 You weaselly little piece of shit! You'll pay for this! 43 00:02:49,168 --> 00:02:51,671 Ed, I hate you! 44 00:02:51,754 --> 00:02:54,966 Asshole! 45 00:03:03,516 --> 00:03:05,017 Don't think you are gonna get away with this stunt. 46 00:03:05,101 --> 00:03:07,854 - So where you heading? - New York City. 47 00:03:07,937 --> 00:03:10,731 - And I'm sending your file! - For you. 48 00:03:10,815 --> 00:03:13,484 - Thanks. - You are finished! 49 00:03:16,320 --> 00:03:18,239 Bye-bye. 50 00:04:05,286 --> 00:04:07,538 - Sebastian Valmont? - Yeah. 51 00:04:07,622 --> 00:04:11,167 I'll take care of the driver, sir. Your family's expecting you. 52 00:04:11,250 --> 00:04:13,711 Which apartment? 53 00:04:13,794 --> 00:04:16,380 The whole building, sir. 54 00:04:16,464 --> 00:04:20,009 Of course. What was I thinking? 55 00:04:22,386 --> 00:04:24,847 Oh, my God! 56 00:04:41,948 --> 00:04:44,534 Sebastian Valmont to see you, sir. 57 00:04:44,575 --> 00:04:48,204 - Ah, good to see you again, son. - Good to see you, too, Dad. 58 00:04:49,956 --> 00:04:51,415 How's your mother? 59 00:04:51,457 --> 00:04:56,546 Oh, Dr. Rappaport thinks she's gonna be in rehab for the long haul. 60 00:04:56,629 --> 00:04:59,632 Thanks for taking me in. You know, foster homes just aren't my thing. 61 00:04:59,715 --> 00:05:01,551 Think nothing of it. 62 00:05:02,260 --> 00:05:04,595 Man, you really hit the mother lode this time, Pops. 63 00:05:04,637 --> 00:05:10,017 Sebastian, I would like you to meet the love of my life. 64 00:05:11,102 --> 00:05:13,229 This is Tiffany. 65 00:05:13,312 --> 00:05:16,065 Well, it's a pleasure to finally meet you. 66 00:05:16,107 --> 00:05:19,235 I see you have your father's beautiful blue eyes. 67 00:05:19,318 --> 00:05:21,112 Thank you. 68 00:05:21,153 --> 00:05:25,324 My, what a precious little kitty you have. 69 00:05:26,242 --> 00:05:28,953 Would you like to pet her? 70 00:05:28,995 --> 00:05:32,957 Some other time. Sebastian, come meet Kathryn. 71 00:05:36,210 --> 00:05:40,006 I've heard so much about you. Welcome to the family. 72 00:05:42,341 --> 00:05:47,555 I've always wanted a brother, but they were sold out of them at Bloomingdale's. 73 00:05:48,306 --> 00:05:51,100 - Is that a real Steinway? - I wouldn't play anything else. 74 00:05:51,142 --> 00:05:53,853 - May I? - Be my guest. 75 00:05:53,936 --> 00:05:55,813 Kathryn is an exquisite pianist, Sebastian. 76 00:05:55,855 --> 00:05:57,440 Really? 77 00:06:01,485 --> 00:06:02,987 Cute. 78 00:06:16,501 --> 00:06:17,835 I think it needs a tuning. 79 00:06:20,838 --> 00:06:24,926 Mother, Sebastian must be famished. Shouldn't we check on dinner? 80 00:06:25,009 --> 00:06:27,720 I think that's a wonderful idea. 81 00:06:30,306 --> 00:06:33,643 I'm so excited you'll be starting Manchester with me tomorrow. 82 00:06:33,684 --> 00:06:36,312 It's a wonderful institution... 83 00:06:36,354 --> 00:06:38,481 - With wonderful teachers. - Wonderful. 84 00:06:38,564 --> 00:06:41,150 Kathryn is president of the student body. 85 00:06:41,192 --> 00:06:43,152 Let's not forget president of the French Club. 86 00:06:44,695 --> 00:06:47,114 I live for extracurricular activities. 87 00:06:47,198 --> 00:06:50,284 Student body president? I thought you were a sophomore. 88 00:06:50,368 --> 00:06:54,163 I am. I believe one should not be hampered in achieving one's goals... 89 00:06:54,205 --> 00:06:57,583 simply by the paltriness of one's years. 90 00:06:57,667 --> 00:07:00,545 - You mean "dearth." - Excuse me. 91 00:07:02,004 --> 00:07:04,674 Well, paltriness implies insignificance... 92 00:07:04,715 --> 00:07:08,010 but really it's your lack of age that shouldn't hamper you... 93 00:07:08,052 --> 00:07:09,512 from achieving your goals. 94 00:07:09,554 --> 00:07:12,974 Careful with those SAT words. They can be deadly. 95 00:07:13,057 --> 00:07:15,017 Thank you. 96 00:07:15,101 --> 00:07:18,020 Isn't Kathryn just the best, son? 97 00:07:19,188 --> 00:07:22,859 - Yeah, she's a real peach, Dad. - I love you, Step daddy. 98 00:07:25,945 --> 00:07:29,615 I'm a little tired from all the travel. Do you mind if I turn in? 99 00:07:29,699 --> 00:07:34,787 Not at all. I know you have a big day ahead of you tomorrow. 100 00:07:34,871 --> 00:07:37,331 I'll show you to your room. 101 00:07:38,791 --> 00:07:41,961 Hey, you little asshole. What do you think you're doing? 102 00:07:42,044 --> 00:07:44,755 - I was not- What? - You hear me? Get down there! 103 00:07:44,797 --> 00:07:45,882 Do not fuck with me. 104 00:07:45,965 --> 00:07:48,009 So... 105 00:07:48,092 --> 00:07:53,264 he outdoes you at piano, he outdoes you at vocabulary. 106 00:07:53,306 --> 00:07:55,266 I guess I overestimated you. 107 00:07:56,934 --> 00:07:59,979 And don't sulk. It's a sign of weakness. 108 00:08:00,062 --> 00:08:02,523 Yes, Mother. 109 00:08:04,442 --> 00:08:08,696 No, everything's fine. I was just checking up on you, Mom. 110 00:08:08,779 --> 00:08:11,449 Look, I promised I'd take care of you, right? 111 00:08:11,532 --> 00:08:14,785 Well, I'm gonna talk to Dad and get you into a better facility. 112 00:08:14,827 --> 00:08:17,288 It's the least he can do. 113 00:08:19,332 --> 00:08:21,292 I love you too. 114 00:08:33,346 --> 00:08:34,847 - What the - - Let's get something straight! 115 00:08:34,931 --> 00:08:38,768 I may not have fooled you, but I've got a great thing going with the rentals. 116 00:08:38,809 --> 00:08:41,145 I don't have a curfew, they never bother me about my homework... 117 00:08:41,187 --> 00:08:43,064 and I've got a five-figure allowance. 118 00:08:43,147 --> 00:08:47,735 No one- and I mean no one- is about to threaten my cushy lifestyle... 119 00:08:47,818 --> 00:08:50,238 especially not some two-bit hick loser. 120 00:08:50,321 --> 00:08:52,823 - But - - I don't wanna hear it. 121 00:08:52,907 --> 00:08:55,743 Now, as for school, you stay out of my face... 122 00:08:55,826 --> 00:08:58,579 and we'll get along just fine, but if you cross me once... 123 00:08:58,663 --> 00:09:03,417 I'll bury your sorry ass, understood? 124 00:09:03,501 --> 00:09:06,838 All right. I'm glad we could have this little discussion. 125 00:09:09,382 --> 00:09:11,843 Hmm. Not bad. 126 00:09:30,069 --> 00:09:32,572 - What's the matter? - This collar's too tight. 127 00:09:32,655 --> 00:09:36,659 Oh, I guess you're only used to wearing mesh shirts where you come from. 128 00:09:39,537 --> 00:09:41,998 More SAT vocabulary builders? 129 00:09:42,081 --> 00:09:46,169 For your information, this happens to be my orientation speech. 130 00:09:46,252 --> 00:09:47,545 Who are you orienting? 131 00:09:48,588 --> 00:09:50,464 Please, be more stupid. 132 00:09:50,548 --> 00:09:53,426 I am the student body president. 133 00:09:53,509 --> 00:09:56,888 Ivy League schools eat this extracurricular crap up for supper. 134 00:09:58,222 --> 00:10:00,349 You do know what an Ivy League school is? 135 00:10:11,402 --> 00:10:12,695 Stop! 136 00:10:14,363 --> 00:10:18,242 Gordon Anderson - looking good. 137 00:10:20,411 --> 00:10:23,372 Do me a favor. Pretend you don't know me. 138 00:10:56,697 --> 00:10:59,075 My God, you're beautiful. 139 00:11:00,952 --> 00:11:04,539 - Excuse me? - Oh, I said you were beautiful. 140 00:11:05,957 --> 00:11:07,083 Thank you. 141 00:11:10,294 --> 00:11:12,880 Excuse me, but what did you mean by that remark? 142 00:11:14,298 --> 00:11:16,551 - What remark? - That I'm beautiful. 143 00:11:18,135 --> 00:11:20,596 - Well, aren't you? - Well, yeah. 144 00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:23,850 I mean, no, no, but - 145 00:11:25,393 --> 00:11:27,687 Never mind. 146 00:11:29,438 --> 00:11:30,857 You're very strange. 147 00:11:32,608 --> 00:11:33,860 I know. 148 00:11:36,696 --> 00:11:38,865 Are you here to see the headmaster? 149 00:11:38,948 --> 00:11:42,451 Yeah. I heard he's a total joke. 150 00:11:42,493 --> 00:11:44,495 I wouldn't know. 151 00:11:46,080 --> 00:11:47,999 The headmaster will see you now. 152 00:11:52,461 --> 00:11:54,839 I must say that in all my years in education... 153 00:11:54,881 --> 00:11:57,466 I have never seen a file quite like this. 154 00:11:57,508 --> 00:12:01,554 4.0 GPA, president of several clubs... 155 00:12:01,637 --> 00:12:04,599 all-star snowboarding for your county... 156 00:12:04,682 --> 00:12:08,227 as well as several glowing letters from your teachers... 157 00:12:08,311 --> 00:12:10,313 including your former principal. 158 00:12:10,396 --> 00:12:13,274 We were very close, he and I, sir. 159 00:12:13,357 --> 00:12:16,652 - Yes, it's most impressive. - Thank you. 160 00:12:16,694 --> 00:12:20,031 Perhaps a little too impressive. 161 00:12:21,616 --> 00:12:23,159 Thank you. 162 00:12:23,201 --> 00:12:27,622 That aside, I'm sure an enterprising young man like yourself... 163 00:12:27,705 --> 00:12:30,166 would be a welcome addition here at Manchester. 164 00:12:31,375 --> 00:12:33,961 - Thank you, sir. - Come in. 165 00:12:38,216 --> 00:12:41,677 You had a few grammaticals, but nothing reprehensible. 166 00:12:41,761 --> 00:12:43,763 Thank you, honey. 167 00:12:45,389 --> 00:12:48,351 Sebastian, I'd like you to meet my daughter, Danielle. 168 00:12:48,392 --> 00:12:50,019 You're both in the same class. 169 00:12:50,061 --> 00:12:52,605 You look familiar. Have we met? 170 00:12:52,688 --> 00:12:55,107 No, I don't think so. 171 00:12:55,191 --> 00:12:57,193 Are you sure? 172 00:12:58,110 --> 00:13:00,947 Must've been someone else. Well, I'd better get going. 173 00:13:01,030 --> 00:13:04,784 It was very nice meeting you, sir. Ma'am. 174 00:13:07,161 --> 00:13:09,580 - Good luck, Sebastian. - Thank you, sir. 175 00:13:17,755 --> 00:13:21,217 - Seems like a nice kid. Don't you think? - We'll see. 176 00:13:22,301 --> 00:13:27,181 # With our alma mater we will grow # 177 00:13:27,265 --> 00:13:32,937 # Hail to thee o stars of pride # 178 00:13:33,020 --> 00:13:34,939 # Hail to thee # 179 00:13:35,022 --> 00:13:39,443 # Manchester # 180 00:13:39,527 --> 00:13:41,904 Be seated. 181 00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:47,618 We will now hear from your new student body president... 182 00:13:47,660 --> 00:13:49,620 Kathryn Merteuil. 183 00:13:55,209 --> 00:14:00,173 Fellow students, faculty, administrators and custodians... 184 00:14:00,256 --> 00:14:05,261 I would personally like to welcome each and every one of you... 185 00:14:05,303 --> 00:14:09,223 to what I think will be Manchester's proudest year. 186 00:14:09,307 --> 00:14:11,851 - She is such an inspiration. - I consider... 187 00:14:11,934 --> 00:14:13,936 each and every one of you... 188 00:14:13,978 --> 00:14:17,106 members of my Manchester Prep family. 189 00:14:18,441 --> 00:14:22,445 With that said, I feel it is our responsibility to... 190 00:14:22,528 --> 00:14:26,282 reach out and accept all new students... 191 00:14:26,324 --> 00:14:28,784 as members of - 192 00:14:28,826 --> 00:14:32,955 And accept all new students as - 193 00:14:34,707 --> 00:14:38,169 - Settle down, people. - Please. 194 00:14:38,211 --> 00:14:42,298 As I was saying, I consider each and every one of you... 195 00:14:42,381 --> 00:14:44,675 members of my Manchester Prep - 196 00:14:44,717 --> 00:14:49,096 - Are you all right? - Sorry. It happens when I get nervous. 197 00:14:49,180 --> 00:14:51,098 Guess I just need a bubble gum fix. 198 00:14:52,266 --> 00:14:55,561 Keep going. You're doing great. 199 00:14:55,645 --> 00:15:00,733 Thanks. Once again, as I was saying... 200 00:15:00,816 --> 00:15:05,821 I consider each and every one of you members... 201 00:15:05,863 --> 00:15:08,241 of my Manchester Prep family. 202 00:15:08,324 --> 00:15:12,286 With that said, I feel that it is our responsibility to reach out... 203 00:15:12,370 --> 00:15:14,455 and accept all new students - 204 00:15:15,706 --> 00:15:18,668 Somebody! Somebody do something! 205 00:15:27,510 --> 00:15:29,887 Somebody call 911 or something. 206 00:15:29,971 --> 00:15:31,889 Good going, Danielle. 207 00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:49,323 Bravo! 208 00:15:53,077 --> 00:15:54,662 Terrific. 209 00:16:04,088 --> 00:16:07,884 Right. Sparing me the Cliff Notes synopsis... 210 00:16:07,925 --> 00:16:10,678 who can tell me what this means? 211 00:16:12,430 --> 00:16:14,432 Mr. Winkler. 212 00:16:14,473 --> 00:16:16,559 Jekyll was a doctor... 213 00:16:16,601 --> 00:16:19,353 and he developed this potion that transformed into... 214 00:16:19,437 --> 00:16:22,565 Edward Hyde, his evil side. 215 00:16:22,648 --> 00:16:26,611 My gosh, did that answer suck. 216 00:16:27,945 --> 00:16:30,573 Now come on, I know you've got it in you. 217 00:16:30,615 --> 00:16:34,744 What themes can be discussed here? 218 00:16:34,827 --> 00:16:36,204 Miss Sherman. 219 00:16:36,287 --> 00:16:39,916 I think Stevenson is talking about the duality of man. 220 00:16:39,957 --> 00:16:42,293 Man has both good and evil in him. 221 00:16:42,335 --> 00:16:46,339 If man cannot suppress his evil instincts, he is inevitably doomed. 222 00:16:46,422 --> 00:16:50,092 - Wrong! - Care to elaborate on that? 223 00:16:50,134 --> 00:16:52,762 Nowhere in the novel does Stevenson mention good over evil. 224 00:16:52,845 --> 00:16:54,805 In fact, it's just the opposite. 225 00:16:54,847 --> 00:16:57,642 Jekyll loved Hyde so much that he protected him from the world. 226 00:16:57,683 --> 00:16:59,894 He protected Hyde so he wouldn't hurt people. 227 00:16:59,977 --> 00:17:02,605 Please. He loved hurting people. 228 00:17:02,688 --> 00:17:05,650 - Then why does Jekyll kill himself? - Where does it say that in the book? 229 00:17:05,691 --> 00:17:09,737 - The end! Mr. Utterson found his body. - Utterson was idiotic. 230 00:17:09,820 --> 00:17:12,615 - Your point is idiotic. - All right, all right. 231 00:17:12,657 --> 00:17:15,159 Break it up, you two. 232 00:17:15,243 --> 00:17:17,411 Wow! Am I losing my mind... 233 00:17:17,495 --> 00:17:20,206 or did we just witness an intellectual debate in this classroom? 234 00:17:20,289 --> 00:17:25,127 Although I disagree with your conclusions, Mr. Valmont... 235 00:17:25,169 --> 00:17:26,796 I do appreciate your warped point of view. 236 00:17:26,879 --> 00:17:28,798 As for you, Miss Sherman... 237 00:17:28,840 --> 00:17:32,468 I think you could be a little more tolerant of other people's opinions. 238 00:17:35,012 --> 00:17:38,474 Hey, fellas, welcome back. Hey, Rene, good to see you. 239 00:17:38,516 --> 00:17:42,103 Assistant Headmaster Mueller! 240 00:17:51,529 --> 00:17:52,613 Steve. 241 00:17:52,697 --> 00:17:55,825 I thought I told you not to call me by my first name. 242 00:17:55,867 --> 00:17:58,661 - We need to talk. - Later. I'm busy right now. 243 00:18:01,038 --> 00:18:05,084 - Stop that. - I said, we need to talk. 244 00:18:05,168 --> 00:18:07,253 What is it? 245 00:18:09,463 --> 00:18:12,592 Do you see something wrong? I have gym. 246 00:18:12,675 --> 00:18:16,387 You know I loathe gym. We Merteuils do not like to perspire. 247 00:18:16,470 --> 00:18:20,725 What is this "we Merteuils" nonsense? You're a student. Try acting like one. 248 00:18:20,808 --> 00:18:23,394 - Excuse me? - Look, Kathryn, rules are rules. 249 00:18:23,477 --> 00:18:26,898 - I'm sorry, but you're going to gym. - I understand. 250 00:18:28,357 --> 00:18:33,237 - You do? - Yes. But it's a bit strange... 251 00:18:33,279 --> 00:18:37,909 'cause isn't it against the rules for someone of your age to seduce a minor... 252 00:18:37,992 --> 00:18:40,661 like you did to me this summer in the Hamptons? 253 00:18:40,745 --> 00:18:45,666 Now you know that's not entirely true. It was you who seduced me. 254 00:18:45,750 --> 00:18:48,169 You know, you're right. 255 00:18:48,252 --> 00:18:50,463 It was me who seduced you. 256 00:18:50,546 --> 00:18:53,132 But then again, who will the school board believe? 257 00:18:53,216 --> 00:18:55,426 It's my word against yours. 258 00:18:55,510 --> 00:18:59,263 Think about it, Steve. Something like this could ruin your career... 259 00:18:59,305 --> 00:19:01,849 not to mention your marriage. 260 00:19:01,933 --> 00:19:07,313 But I guess if you can bend the rules a little, then so can I. 261 00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:15,196 - I'll see what I can do. - You're the best. 262 00:20:02,076 --> 00:20:04,745 This meeting of the Manchester Tribunal will now come to order. 263 00:20:04,829 --> 00:20:06,747 - Kathryn Merteuil presiding. - Thank you, Blaine. 264 00:20:08,166 --> 00:20:11,752 Fellow students of affluence and popularity... 265 00:20:11,836 --> 00:20:15,548 I welcome you to this year's first meeting of the Manchester Tribunal. 266 00:20:15,631 --> 00:20:18,593 As your new leader, I promise to do my best... 267 00:20:18,676 --> 00:20:23,055 to weed out the geeks, losers and underprivileged... 268 00:20:23,139 --> 00:20:26,726 and toss their fat asses out of our school. 269 00:20:39,530 --> 00:20:41,949 - Here's the latest shipment, Mrs. Gagin. - Thank you. 270 00:20:42,033 --> 00:20:44,952 Could you re-shelf these for me? Thanks. 271 00:21:07,934 --> 00:21:10,478 - My God! A cartoon cock? - Hi. 272 00:21:14,232 --> 00:21:17,276 - Are you all right? - You scared me to death. 273 00:21:20,905 --> 00:21:23,533 - You dropped this. - I didn't drop it. 274 00:21:23,616 --> 00:21:26,577 Yes, you did, but it's all right. 275 00:21:26,619 --> 00:21:28,579 Sexual curiosity is nothing to be ashamed of. 276 00:21:28,621 --> 00:21:34,001 I'm not ashamed, and I have a very healthy sexual curiosity. 277 00:21:34,085 --> 00:21:36,212 Really? 278 00:21:36,295 --> 00:21:39,674 - So what are you doing here? - I work here. 279 00:21:39,757 --> 00:21:43,344 Do you think you can take a 15-minute break and join me for a cup of coffee? 280 00:21:43,427 --> 00:21:46,889 I'd love to, but unfortunately I have a lot of work to do around here. 281 00:21:49,016 --> 00:21:52,728 Mrs. Gagin, do you mind if Danielle joins me for a coffee break? 282 00:21:52,770 --> 00:21:56,399 Please, go right ahead. There's nothing to do right now. 283 00:21:56,440 --> 00:22:00,278 - Thank you. - You don't quit, do you? 284 00:22:00,319 --> 00:22:03,739 Whatever happened to "be nice to the new kid in school"? 285 00:22:07,285 --> 00:22:11,873 - Fifteen minutes. - Go. 286 00:22:15,501 --> 00:22:16,586 Next. 287 00:22:18,546 --> 00:22:22,383 Michael Keen, freshman. Former BMOC of his junior high school. 288 00:22:22,466 --> 00:22:25,803 Don't let his bad acne dissuade you, though. His father owns the Coliseum. 289 00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:33,102 Let's get him a facial and see if he can score front-row tickets to Hole. Next. 290 00:22:34,478 --> 00:22:38,816 Sebastian Valmont, sophomore. Son of Edward and Corrine. 291 00:22:38,858 --> 00:22:40,193 - Go on. - I can't. 292 00:22:40,276 --> 00:22:43,946 He's a transfer student, and I don't have any more information on him yet. 293 00:22:43,988 --> 00:22:47,325 Don't you know anything else about him? He is your stepbrother. 294 00:22:47,408 --> 00:22:50,453 I've only known him for a day. He's a total loser. 295 00:22:50,495 --> 00:22:52,538 I mean, he shops at the Gap. 296 00:22:53,998 --> 00:22:56,042 Stay on him and see what you can find out. 297 00:22:56,125 --> 00:22:57,585 - Will do. - Next. 298 00:22:59,670 --> 00:23:01,881 Cherie Clayman, freshman. 299 00:23:01,964 --> 00:23:07,136 Daughter of Hubert and Bunny. Annual family income - 300 00:23:07,178 --> 00:23:08,763 Well? 301 00:23:08,846 --> 00:23:10,806 $850 million. 302 00:23:10,890 --> 00:23:15,311 - She's richer than Kathryn. - I heard that. 303 00:23:16,521 --> 00:23:20,107 She has a GPA of 1.3, and not only is she a virgin... 304 00:23:20,191 --> 00:23:21,943 but she never even kissed a boy before. 305 00:23:22,026 --> 00:23:24,612 Okay, this girl is a walking Teletubby... 306 00:23:24,695 --> 00:23:27,323 just begging to be made an example of. 307 00:23:27,406 --> 00:23:30,785 I think I'll oversee this one personally. 308 00:23:30,868 --> 00:23:34,747 When I get through with her, she will be the premiere slut at Manchester Prep. 309 00:23:39,043 --> 00:23:43,506 Next order of business: grievances. Yes, Lauren? 310 00:23:43,589 --> 00:23:48,469 Well, it appears we're having a bit of trouble with the new school chef. 311 00:23:48,553 --> 00:23:51,514 Mr. Washington seems to think that sushi... 312 00:23:51,556 --> 00:23:55,184 is an inappropriate meal for growing girls and boys. 313 00:23:56,561 --> 00:23:58,896 All those in favor of sending Mr. Washington... 314 00:23:58,980 --> 00:24:01,023 back to his hot dog stand, say aye. 315 00:24:01,107 --> 00:24:02,900 - Aye! - Aye. 316 00:24:02,984 --> 00:24:07,488 Okay, bye-bye, Mr. Washington. Hello, Mr. Yakamoto. 317 00:24:12,451 --> 00:24:17,415 So, what's a nice girl like you doing at a snobbish school like Manchester? 318 00:24:17,498 --> 00:24:22,253 It's called free tuition. Besides, it's not as bad as it seems. 319 00:24:22,295 --> 00:24:26,007 My dad took over the place a year after my mom passed away. 320 00:24:26,090 --> 00:24:27,425 I'm sorry. 321 00:24:29,594 --> 00:24:31,012 Your turn. 322 00:24:31,095 --> 00:24:36,726 Okay. Folks split up ten years ago. Mom has a drug problem. 323 00:24:36,767 --> 00:24:40,646 And everyone thought it would be best if I moved in with my dad. 324 00:24:40,730 --> 00:24:42,481 You get along with him? 325 00:24:42,565 --> 00:24:45,651 I don't really know him. He's on his fourth marriage. 326 00:24:45,735 --> 00:24:47,904 - To Kathryn's mom? - Yeah. 327 00:24:49,864 --> 00:24:55,203 I know this is rude, but what's it like growing up with all that money? 328 00:24:55,286 --> 00:24:57,914 Well, you know, I'm only one day into it. 329 00:24:59,123 --> 00:25:02,043 Sorry to disappoint you, my dear, but Richie Rich I'm not. 330 00:25:02,126 --> 00:25:05,379 And I thought I was the only one at Manchester. 331 00:25:06,797 --> 00:25:10,635 You ever get the feeling you're being watched? 332 00:25:10,676 --> 00:25:12,470 - Yours? - Hers. 333 00:25:16,057 --> 00:25:19,602 There you are, silly goose. I've been looking all over for you. 334 00:25:19,644 --> 00:25:23,272 Hi, Danielle. How's the used bookstore? 335 00:25:28,194 --> 00:25:31,155 - Don't let her get to you. - She doesn't. 336 00:25:31,239 --> 00:25:35,660 Maybe it makes me uncool, but I don't care what your stepsister thinks of me. 337 00:25:35,701 --> 00:25:38,621 Actually, I think that makes you very cool. 338 00:25:40,832 --> 00:25:43,960 Well, I'd better get going. I don't want her to make me hitch a ride home. 339 00:25:44,043 --> 00:25:47,588 - Thanks for coffee. - Yeah. I'll call you later. 340 00:25:47,672 --> 00:25:50,007 - But you don't have my number. - Don't underestimate me. 341 00:25:51,551 --> 00:25:53,511 Don't underestimate Kathryn. 342 00:25:53,553 --> 00:25:56,013 - Let's go. - See you. 343 00:25:56,055 --> 00:25:57,849 Bye. 344 00:26:05,064 --> 00:26:06,524 Nice first day, retard? 345 00:26:06,566 --> 00:26:10,027 It was great! This uptight bitch got gum stuck in her hair. 346 00:26:10,069 --> 00:26:11,153 Touch? 347 00:26:18,077 --> 00:26:19,620 Hi. 348 00:26:19,704 --> 00:26:23,708 Cherie, it's Kathryn, from school. No, I don't hate you. 349 00:26:23,791 --> 00:26:26,502 As a matter of fact, I was just appointed your big sister. 350 00:26:26,544 --> 00:26:30,131 Can you come out tonight? It's a school event. Great! 351 00:26:30,214 --> 00:26:32,967 I'll pick you up at 8:00. See you, sweetie. 352 00:26:33,050 --> 00:26:35,595 You're going out with the girl who spit gum in your hair? 353 00:26:35,678 --> 00:26:38,931 Keep your friends close and your enemies closer. 354 00:26:39,015 --> 00:26:43,603 Come on, Kathryn. She's just a freshman. Pick on someone your own size. 355 00:26:43,686 --> 00:26:46,856 Like you? In due time. 356 00:26:48,399 --> 00:26:52,445 So, you have a thing for boring virgins. 357 00:26:53,654 --> 00:26:55,364 Danielle is a virgin, you know? 358 00:26:55,406 --> 00:26:58,493 Careful, Kathryn. I'm better at this than you. 359 00:26:58,576 --> 00:27:02,205 Ooh. You actually have a backbone. 360 00:27:02,246 --> 00:27:06,375 - Don't push me, Kathryn. - Any time you want to start a war - 361 00:27:06,459 --> 00:27:09,045 I'll keep it under consideration. 362 00:27:20,765 --> 00:27:22,725 36:15. Yeah! 363 00:27:26,270 --> 00:27:30,066 Good evening, Master Sebastian. And how was your evening jaunt? 364 00:27:30,107 --> 00:27:32,610 Not bad, Henry. Not bad at all. Where are the folks? 365 00:27:32,693 --> 00:27:34,904 Dinner with a sheik. Cook has your meal ready. 366 00:27:34,946 --> 00:27:38,366 Will you be showering before or after dinner, sir? 367 00:27:38,449 --> 00:27:40,034 - I hadn't really thought about it. - Very well. 368 00:27:40,117 --> 00:27:43,746 Anything I can do to make your evening more relaxing, just let me know. 369 00:27:43,788 --> 00:27:45,748 Thanks, Henry. 370 00:27:57,802 --> 00:27:59,595 This way, sir. 371 00:28:00,972 --> 00:28:05,226 Please make yourself comfortable. Günter has prepared sweetbread mousse. 372 00:28:14,986 --> 00:28:17,905 It's like dinner at the Adams Family. 373 00:28:24,162 --> 00:28:28,499 Guys. Hello? Anyone? 374 00:28:30,168 --> 00:28:32,336 Yes, sir. Is everything all right? 375 00:28:32,420 --> 00:28:35,590 Henry, I think I'll get something later, go out or something. 376 00:28:35,673 --> 00:28:38,134 Very well, sir. If you need the car, just let Frederick know. 377 00:28:38,217 --> 00:28:39,677 Sure. 378 00:28:49,061 --> 00:28:52,273 No, it's not like that at all. 379 00:28:52,356 --> 00:28:55,735 - Well, of course, I miss you. - You do? 380 00:28:55,818 --> 00:28:58,571 We'll get together very soon. I promise. 381 00:28:58,654 --> 00:29:01,866 - Okay. - What are you wearing? 382 00:29:01,949 --> 00:29:06,287 - Just- Edward! - I have to go. 383 00:29:06,370 --> 00:29:09,165 - I didn't hear you knock. - I didn't. 384 00:29:09,207 --> 00:29:12,293 - That was my accountant on the phone. - Wow! 385 00:29:12,376 --> 00:29:15,421 You guys must have a really tight relationship. 386 00:29:16,964 --> 00:29:20,343 Now, look, son, don't make me regret taking you in. 387 00:29:20,384 --> 00:29:25,223 Well, I see that old habits die hard, or, in your case, don't die at all. 388 00:29:25,264 --> 00:29:30,436 I'm your father, and I demand to be treated with some respect. 389 00:29:31,354 --> 00:29:35,274 - A man has needs - - Look, Dad, spare me the melodrama. 390 00:29:35,358 --> 00:29:37,026 But, a word of advice? 391 00:29:37,068 --> 00:29:41,656 You got a pretty good thing going here. I wouldn't screw it up, if I were you. 392 00:29:46,285 --> 00:29:51,499 You know, Sebastian, I really like these father-son chats. 393 00:29:51,582 --> 00:29:53,793 You're a real role model. 394 00:30:01,175 --> 00:30:04,470 Would you sit the fuck down! 395 00:30:16,274 --> 00:30:18,484 Thanks, Moose. 396 00:30:18,568 --> 00:30:19,986 Shut up, losers. 397 00:30:42,383 --> 00:30:45,303 One mineral water, one iced tea. 398 00:30:47,805 --> 00:30:49,724 This sure doesn't taste like an iced tea. 399 00:30:49,807 --> 00:30:52,727 It's from Long Island. Here, have another. 400 00:31:05,656 --> 00:31:09,368 - What's the latest, Kathryn? - Me, as usual. 401 00:31:09,452 --> 00:31:11,037 Court, I'd like you to meet Cherie Clayman. 402 00:31:12,580 --> 00:31:14,874 How's it going, Cherie? 403 00:31:15,791 --> 00:31:17,293 Excuse me. 404 00:31:17,376 --> 00:31:19,378 I think we should adjourn to the ladies' room. 405 00:31:19,462 --> 00:31:22,048 - But I don't have to go. - I do. 406 00:31:22,131 --> 00:31:25,218 So what do you need my help for? Ow! 407 00:31:25,301 --> 00:31:26,969 - Want some more? - No. 408 00:31:27,845 --> 00:31:29,305 - Back in a flash. - Right. 409 00:31:32,642 --> 00:31:37,146 - So how do you know he likes me? - I can see it in his eyes. 410 00:31:38,272 --> 00:31:41,442 If you say so. So what do I do about it? 411 00:31:41,526 --> 00:31:43,945 You're gonna have to let him fuck you. 412 00:31:47,031 --> 00:31:49,242 But I've never even been to first base with a guy. 413 00:31:49,325 --> 00:31:52,078 Well, so we'll start with first base and then we'll move on. 414 00:31:54,038 --> 00:31:57,375 - Okay. - Okay. 415 00:32:04,257 --> 00:32:07,218 - Ready? - Ready. 416 00:32:13,850 --> 00:32:16,269 - That was easy. - Okay, we're gonna try this again. 417 00:32:16,352 --> 00:32:18,271 This time I want you to close your eyes. 418 00:32:18,354 --> 00:32:20,439 Court's gonna stick his tongue in your mouth. 419 00:32:20,523 --> 00:32:24,235 I want you to massage his tongue with yours. Okay? 420 00:32:24,318 --> 00:32:26,529 Ready. 421 00:32:30,908 --> 00:32:32,910 You idiot! These are $300 pants. 422 00:32:32,952 --> 00:32:34,829 I'm sorry. 423 00:32:34,912 --> 00:32:37,540 Oh, God! Stupid bitch. 424 00:32:39,417 --> 00:32:41,544 He hates me. 425 00:32:44,922 --> 00:32:46,883 There, there. Shh. 426 00:32:56,684 --> 00:32:59,228 - Hello? - I told you not to underestimate me. 427 00:32:59,270 --> 00:33:02,023 - You're unbelievable. - Thank you. 428 00:33:04,775 --> 00:33:09,030 Oh, come on. The TV series MASH was way better than the movie. 429 00:33:09,113 --> 00:33:10,948 - If you say so. - I do. 430 00:33:10,990 --> 00:33:12,533 What time is it? 431 00:33:12,617 --> 00:33:16,162 - It's 10:30. - We've been talking for over an hour. 432 00:33:16,245 --> 00:33:17,663 Whoo. Call the police. 433 00:33:17,747 --> 00:33:22,168 Ha-ha. I should get going. Homework. 434 00:33:22,251 --> 00:33:24,879 Hey, listen, what are you up to on Saturday? 435 00:33:24,962 --> 00:33:27,715 I'm looking for a tour guide to show me the sights. 436 00:33:27,798 --> 00:33:29,717 Oh, I can't, I have plans. 437 00:33:29,800 --> 00:33:34,180 Come on, you gotta rescue me from my psycho stepsister. At least a few hours. 438 00:33:34,263 --> 00:33:38,935 Look, don't you think we should take this slower? 439 00:33:38,976 --> 00:33:41,103 You know, I don't really know you and - 440 00:33:41,145 --> 00:33:45,900 Take what slow? I wasn't asking you on a date. 441 00:33:45,983 --> 00:33:47,944 - I just wanted to make a new friend. - I know, I wasn't - 442 00:33:47,985 --> 00:33:51,572 - Man, are you conceited. - No, I'm not conceited. It's just - 443 00:33:51,656 --> 00:33:56,702 - I have to go. - Hello? Hello? 444 00:33:56,786 --> 00:33:59,247 Always make an impression. 445 00:34:01,999 --> 00:34:04,585 - Psycho stepsister? - Evening. 446 00:34:04,669 --> 00:34:08,589 Evening. Oh, she shot you down. 447 00:34:08,673 --> 00:34:10,675 Exactly the opposite. 448 00:34:10,758 --> 00:34:14,762 So what's on the agenda? Matinee of The Lion King? 449 00:34:14,846 --> 00:34:18,182 Man, you really have it out for her, don't you? 450 00:34:18,224 --> 00:34:22,603 It must really burn your ass that with all your money and popularity... 451 00:34:22,687 --> 00:34:26,107 she still won't have anything to do with you. 452 00:34:26,190 --> 00:34:28,317 Face it, Kathryn - she's outclassed you. 453 00:34:28,359 --> 00:34:31,195 How dare you talk to me like that, you son of a bitch? 454 00:34:31,237 --> 00:34:33,281 Well, this has been fun. 455 00:34:34,198 --> 00:34:38,119 Unfortunately, I have some work to do, and you have to go throw up. 456 00:34:38,202 --> 00:34:41,330 After all, it was a very big salad you had for dinner. 457 00:34:41,414 --> 00:34:46,002 - Have you been spying on me? - Oh, my God, I ate a crouton! 458 00:34:46,043 --> 00:34:49,463 We'll see who gets the last laugh, brother dear. 459 00:35:04,228 --> 00:35:06,522 Oh, no, I'm sorry! 460 00:35:06,564 --> 00:35:09,942 It's all my fault. I wasn't thinking. I'll get it. I'll clean it up. Sorry. 461 00:35:10,026 --> 00:35:13,029 It's okay. It's okay. 462 00:35:14,238 --> 00:35:17,783 - Stop crying. - Just don't tell anyone. 463 00:35:18,951 --> 00:35:21,287 What is this, Ben Hur? Do they beat you here? 464 00:35:21,370 --> 00:35:23,289 Please don't tell anyone. 465 00:35:26,042 --> 00:35:28,586 Min Lin, relax. 466 00:35:28,669 --> 00:35:31,589 Christ, it's like a fucking Godzilla movie. 467 00:35:37,094 --> 00:35:39,514 - You girls know the routine? - Seduce. 468 00:35:39,597 --> 00:35:41,182 And destroy. 469 00:35:44,477 --> 00:35:45,561 Shut up. 470 00:35:51,567 --> 00:35:52,985 Mm, very nice. 471 00:35:53,069 --> 00:35:56,155 Who the fuck are you? And you? 472 00:35:56,239 --> 00:35:58,658 I'm Sarah, and this is Gretchen. 473 00:35:58,741 --> 00:36:02,245 We had a sleep over at Kathryn's, and we're running a little late. 474 00:36:02,328 --> 00:36:03,913 Do you mind if we share your shower? 475 00:36:07,875 --> 00:36:11,337 - Yeah. Yeah, be my guest. - Thank you. 476 00:36:19,136 --> 00:36:22,265 Ooh, pass me the loofah. 477 00:36:30,982 --> 00:36:32,942 Hey. 478 00:36:35,695 --> 00:36:38,364 So, what year are you guys? 479 00:36:38,447 --> 00:36:40,867 - We're seniors. - Cool. 480 00:36:43,744 --> 00:36:46,247 How do you like Manchester, Sebastian? 481 00:36:46,330 --> 00:36:47,748 It's - 482 00:36:47,832 --> 00:36:51,377 It's- it's unbelievably - 483 00:36:51,460 --> 00:36:55,131 - Unbelievably what? - Unbelievably hard. 484 00:36:56,465 --> 00:37:00,803 - It certainly is. - Rock hard. Down, boy. 485 00:37:03,723 --> 00:37:06,976 So, you guys sisters? 486 00:37:08,936 --> 00:37:11,856 More like kissing cousins. 487 00:37:13,482 --> 00:37:15,776 Whoa! 488 00:37:17,403 --> 00:37:20,281 Slippery when wet. 489 00:37:23,493 --> 00:37:26,329 So, you're seeing Danielle Sherman? 490 00:37:26,370 --> 00:37:28,623 Who? 491 00:37:28,706 --> 00:37:31,501 Oh, yeah, yeah, trying to. 492 00:37:31,542 --> 00:37:36,672 - She's a sweet girl. - You guys would make a great couple. 493 00:37:36,714 --> 00:37:38,925 Just too bad you're gonna miss out on all the action. 494 00:37:40,218 --> 00:37:42,220 - What action? - Oh, come on. 495 00:37:42,261 --> 00:37:46,766 With the exception of Danielle, Manchester Prep's a virtual whorehouse. 496 00:37:48,059 --> 00:37:50,228 As the school motto goes... 497 00:37:50,311 --> 00:37:52,980 "If you don't snort it, suck it." 498 00:37:54,941 --> 00:37:59,237 - Careful. - He splurged. 499 00:37:59,278 --> 00:38:02,782 But you won't have to worry since you'll be dating the headmaster's daughter. 500 00:38:02,865 --> 00:38:05,660 No. Guess not. 501 00:38:05,743 --> 00:38:07,537 - See you on campus. - Ring toss. 502 00:38:08,454 --> 00:38:09,539 Score. 503 00:38:09,622 --> 00:38:11,958 Yes! 504 00:38:12,917 --> 00:38:16,337 Thanks for, you know, sharing. 505 00:38:16,420 --> 00:38:19,590 - Here, sis, I'll dry you off. - Thanks. 506 00:38:19,674 --> 00:38:21,342 Shit. 507 00:38:29,767 --> 00:38:32,270 Breakfast was late, my skirt is mussed... 508 00:38:32,311 --> 00:38:34,397 and I needed the car last night. 509 00:38:34,438 --> 00:38:37,525 - I'm sorry, Miss Merteuil - - No excuses! 510 00:38:37,608 --> 00:38:41,529 Now, just because my mother is out of town does not mean you can slack off. 511 00:38:41,612 --> 00:38:44,907 Each lapse, each oversight, will be reported. 512 00:38:44,949 --> 00:38:46,993 Good, you haven't left. 513 00:38:48,161 --> 00:38:50,538 What's this? Saddam addressing the troops? 514 00:38:50,621 --> 00:38:52,957 - Allow me, sir. - No, it's all right, Henry. 515 00:38:53,040 --> 00:38:56,586 There, there, sir. Pay close attention. The perfect Windsor is an art. 516 00:38:56,669 --> 00:39:00,256 - Rough night last night? - There was a pea under my mattress. 517 00:39:00,339 --> 00:39:03,426 - I'll look into it, sir. - No, Henry, it was great. It was a ten. 518 00:39:03,509 --> 00:39:07,346 Can we go now, or do we send Kapoor in our place? 519 00:39:07,430 --> 00:39:10,099 I almost forgot. Here are your allowances. 520 00:39:13,311 --> 00:39:15,688 What's this? Annual? Semiannual? 521 00:39:15,771 --> 00:39:20,067 - Weekly, of course. - This is amazing. 522 00:39:20,151 --> 00:39:24,071 The leftovers, sir. It's what I like to call mad money. 523 00:39:24,155 --> 00:39:26,073 Yeah, mad. 524 00:39:27,158 --> 00:39:30,912 Unless you use it to make someone happy. 525 00:39:30,995 --> 00:39:33,331 For the Windsor and the advice. 526 00:39:33,414 --> 00:39:36,626 Thank you, sir. Thank you very much. Very kind. 527 00:39:36,709 --> 00:39:39,670 Tutor me in French? Tutor me in French? 528 00:39:39,754 --> 00:39:42,298 Danielle! Oh, my gosh, am I glad I found you? 529 00:39:42,340 --> 00:39:45,092 Look, I am flunking French, like tres flunking it. 530 00:39:45,176 --> 00:39:48,179 - Last quiz: D-minus. - Have you been studying? 531 00:39:48,262 --> 00:39:52,892 Of course, I study like crazy, but it just goes in one hole and out the other. 532 00:39:52,975 --> 00:39:55,811 - Well, I wish I could help you. - You can! You can tutor me. 533 00:39:55,853 --> 00:39:59,357 Mom said I can pay you, unless that's like too totally insulting... 534 00:39:59,440 --> 00:40:01,692 because, you know, we've got money, and you're the headmaster's daughter... 535 00:40:01,776 --> 00:40:04,111 and headmasters make, like, zilch. 536 00:40:04,195 --> 00:40:05,988 Thanks. 537 00:40:06,030 --> 00:40:10,243 Tutor me, please, please. I'll pay you $200 an hour, $200. 538 00:40:10,326 --> 00:40:13,955 Stop. Of course I'll tutor you. The money doesn't matter. 539 00:40:14,038 --> 00:40:18,251 Going rate will be fine. God, why does everything have to be about money? 540 00:40:18,334 --> 00:40:19,919 'Cause it's cool. 541 00:40:25,174 --> 00:40:28,219 - Do you hear a phone? - Yeah. 542 00:40:28,302 --> 00:40:31,138 Oh, wait. Sounds like it's coming from here. 543 00:40:31,222 --> 00:40:34,559 - I don't have a phone. - You do now. "Answer me." 544 00:40:34,600 --> 00:40:37,562 Oh, my God, so cool. Is it your birthday or something? 545 00:40:39,355 --> 00:40:40,773 - Hello? - Do you like the phone? 546 00:40:40,857 --> 00:40:43,734 I might, if it comes with an explanation. 547 00:40:43,818 --> 00:40:45,528 It does, actually. 548 00:40:45,570 --> 00:40:47,488 I think I may have real feelings for you. 549 00:40:47,572 --> 00:40:50,700 - It's Sebastian Valmont, isn't it? - Just a second, okay? 550 00:40:50,783 --> 00:40:52,535 - Sorry. - Not you. Her. 551 00:40:52,577 --> 00:40:55,371 - Who's her? - Look, I can't do this from a phone. 552 00:40:55,413 --> 00:40:57,748 But it's a good phone. Digital. 553 00:40:57,790 --> 00:41:01,794 - Where are you? You can't be too far. - Look down. 554 00:41:05,923 --> 00:41:09,302 Oh, it is Sebastian Valmont. 555 00:41:09,385 --> 00:41:11,888 Don't move. I'm coming down there. 556 00:41:17,435 --> 00:41:19,353 - Move, Einstein. - Hey! 557 00:41:19,437 --> 00:41:21,981 Where are you? 558 00:41:22,064 --> 00:41:23,983 - Close your eyes. - Why? 559 00:41:24,066 --> 00:41:26,027 - Just trust me. Close your eyes. - I'll look silly. 560 00:41:26,110 --> 00:41:28,321 Close them now. 561 00:41:36,787 --> 00:41:38,998 Danielle, wait! 562 00:41:45,254 --> 00:41:49,425 It's like they say: The best laid plans sometimes suck. 563 00:42:00,144 --> 00:42:02,104 Miss Merteuil. 564 00:42:04,649 --> 00:42:08,611 - But I'm excused from gym. - Gym, yes. Ballet, no. 565 00:42:09,821 --> 00:42:13,157 Well, there must be something I can do to change your mind. 566 00:42:13,241 --> 00:42:17,161 I think you've got the wrong guy. Now get your ass to ballet. 567 00:42:19,914 --> 00:42:21,833 Mr. Erwick. 568 00:42:24,001 --> 00:42:27,463 I was very clear. Keep me out of gym... 569 00:42:27,547 --> 00:42:30,925 - And ballet. - I can't do anything, all right? 570 00:42:31,008 --> 00:42:34,136 Hargrove called me into his office. He's suspicious, I heard it in his voice. 571 00:42:34,178 --> 00:42:37,265 - Why do you think that is? - Well, I'm not sure. 572 00:42:37,348 --> 00:42:39,642 The Disciplinary Committee, of course. 573 00:42:39,684 --> 00:42:41,644 You stuttered and stammered like a completely whipped fool... 574 00:42:41,686 --> 00:42:44,814 and then when you voted, it was obvious you voted the way I wanted you to vote. 575 00:42:44,897 --> 00:42:49,694 But that's how you did want me to vote. Oh, my God, I'm a mess. 576 00:42:49,777 --> 00:42:53,030 You're always one step ahead of me. I don't know what to do anymore. 577 00:42:53,114 --> 00:42:55,074 It's a dirty old man's catch-22. 578 00:42:55,158 --> 00:42:57,326 Shut up, Steve. Get control of yourself. 579 00:42:57,410 --> 00:42:59,954 I can't. I'm falling apart. 580 00:43:00,037 --> 00:43:05,168 My wife doesn't turn me on anymore, my kids hate me. I should just quit. 581 00:43:05,209 --> 00:43:08,129 Stop blubbering. I'll go back to gym and ballet. 582 00:43:08,212 --> 00:43:12,341 - You will? - The excuse slips were just a test. 583 00:43:12,383 --> 00:43:15,970 The day will come when I'll need you for a favor- a big favor - 584 00:43:16,053 --> 00:43:17,972 and you'll do it without question. 585 00:43:23,227 --> 00:43:26,397 Of course. I worship you, Kathryn. 586 00:43:26,480 --> 00:43:28,816 Worship works best on your knees, Steve. 587 00:43:33,905 --> 00:43:37,867 Please be quiet. I'm trying to imagine I'm with someone attractive. 588 00:43:37,950 --> 00:43:39,452 Sorry. 589 00:43:44,081 --> 00:43:46,083 Hello! 590 00:43:46,125 --> 00:43:48,085 Anybody! 591 00:43:56,969 --> 00:43:59,013 Oh, my God, she is terrible. 592 00:43:59,931 --> 00:44:02,225 If it's so bad here, why don't you guys just quit? 593 00:44:02,266 --> 00:44:04,352 It's steady employment, sir. 594 00:44:04,435 --> 00:44:07,188 This is a good address. We could be down in the 50s! 595 00:44:07,271 --> 00:44:09,857 Or worse, Scarsdale. 596 00:44:09,941 --> 00:44:12,068 Ladies there make me crazy! 597 00:44:12,151 --> 00:44:15,488 All the time sending me to the market looking for gefilte. 598 00:44:15,571 --> 00:44:18,449 My father - fisherman for 20 years - 599 00:44:18,533 --> 00:44:20,576 he never caught one gefilte. 600 00:44:20,618 --> 00:44:22,370 What is a gefilte? 601 00:44:23,621 --> 00:44:25,998 - Three kings. - Man! 602 00:44:26,082 --> 00:44:28,084 - That beats my two pairs. - I got crap. 603 00:44:28,167 --> 00:44:29,627 Full house, jacks over threes. 604 00:44:29,669 --> 00:44:31,629 You win again, Master Sebastian. 605 00:44:31,671 --> 00:44:34,924 You know, Henry, I really wish you'd quit with the "master" thing. 606 00:44:34,966 --> 00:44:37,927 But sir, it's your title. It shows privilege. 607 00:44:37,969 --> 00:44:39,595 Yeah, well, what has it gotten me? 608 00:44:39,679 --> 00:44:42,181 I poured all my money into gifts and didn't get the girl. 609 00:44:42,265 --> 00:44:46,185 Danielle hates my wealth or resents it or something. 610 00:44:46,269 --> 00:44:48,563 Perhaps it's not my place to speak, sir. 611 00:44:48,646 --> 00:44:50,606 No, Henry, please. I'm desperate here. 612 00:44:51,566 --> 00:44:54,360 Well, maybe she doesn't want to feel like she's being bought. 613 00:44:55,319 --> 00:44:58,948 - You think that's it? - I don't know. Women are complicated. 614 00:44:59,824 --> 00:45:02,785 It's been my experience, sir, that women are more interested... 615 00:45:02,827 --> 00:45:05,955 in the soul of a man than in his trappings. 616 00:45:11,169 --> 00:45:13,671 What is going on around here? 617 00:45:13,713 --> 00:45:17,967 I had to ring and ring. And where were you, Frederick? 618 00:45:18,009 --> 00:45:19,635 I paged you four times. 619 00:45:19,677 --> 00:45:22,388 I had to take a cab. A cab! 620 00:45:22,471 --> 00:45:24,265 I'm sorry, we were just - 621 00:45:24,348 --> 00:45:27,310 Get out of here, all of you. 622 00:45:27,393 --> 00:45:30,146 And you can be damned sure my mother's gonna hear about this. 623 00:45:30,229 --> 00:45:33,191 - No, she won't. - What did you say? 624 00:45:33,232 --> 00:45:35,526 You're not telling anybody about this. 625 00:45:35,568 --> 00:45:38,154 This was my idea. I ordered them to play cards. 626 00:45:38,237 --> 00:45:41,282 And to drink Mother's prized 1939 Neuf du Pape? 627 00:45:41,365 --> 00:45:43,951 Great year. Blitzkrieg, wasn't it? 628 00:45:44,035 --> 00:45:45,953 Don't get smart. 629 00:45:46,037 --> 00:45:48,998 Whether you realize it or not, you are still a guest in this house. 630 00:45:49,081 --> 00:45:52,585 You know, you treat these people like dirt. No wonder they don't respect you. 631 00:45:52,668 --> 00:45:57,924 We pay them for service, not respect. Maybe someday you'll learn that. 632 00:45:58,007 --> 00:46:00,468 And one day you'll realize that they're human beings. 633 00:46:04,680 --> 00:46:06,349 Just give me a second here. 634 00:46:07,892 --> 00:46:09,644 Party's over. 635 00:46:13,356 --> 00:46:16,108 You know, I don't get it. 636 00:46:19,153 --> 00:46:21,405 Look, if you hate your mother so much... 637 00:46:21,489 --> 00:46:24,200 why work so hard to be just like her? 638 00:46:24,242 --> 00:46:25,868 Is that what you think I'm doing? 639 00:46:25,952 --> 00:46:29,413 Well, you're obviously trying to prove something to someone. 640 00:46:29,497 --> 00:46:31,916 No one's this mean, unless - 641 00:46:31,999 --> 00:46:34,544 unless there's a whole bunch of pain and suffering behind it. 642 00:46:34,627 --> 00:46:37,922 You think you have it so tough, having to come into this strange house... 643 00:46:38,005 --> 00:46:40,800 with strange people - try growing up here. 644 00:46:40,883 --> 00:46:45,805 Try spending every moment of your life just making up for just being here. 645 00:46:45,888 --> 00:46:49,225 - That doesn't make any sense. - No, it doesn't, does it? 646 00:46:49,267 --> 00:46:52,311 You feel out of place, Sebastian? You want to fit in? 647 00:46:52,395 --> 00:46:54,021 Guess what. So do I. 648 00:47:02,947 --> 00:47:04,407 What a mess. 649 00:47:07,368 --> 00:47:09,787 - Hello. - Sebastian? It's Cherie. 650 00:47:09,829 --> 00:47:13,416 News flash. Danielle is totally, madly in love with you. 651 00:47:13,457 --> 00:47:15,585 Madly in love with me? She hates me. 652 00:47:15,668 --> 00:47:19,005 - Every move I make is the wrong move. - Yeah, but she told me stuff.. 653 00:47:19,088 --> 00:47:23,509 Every time she thinks about you, every time she sees you, she gets all moist. 654 00:47:23,593 --> 00:47:25,261 "Moist"? 655 00:47:25,344 --> 00:47:27,430 Her eyes - she gets tears in them. 656 00:47:28,806 --> 00:47:31,601 But look, time's running out. You gotta move now. 657 00:47:31,642 --> 00:47:35,771 She'll be in the city tonight- dinner with her favorite aunt, Riverside Cafe. 658 00:47:37,648 --> 00:47:40,526 I figure if you go there, bare your soul - 659 00:47:40,610 --> 00:47:44,739 No gifts though. She hates that money thing. Hello? 660 00:48:04,675 --> 00:48:06,928 Closet street performer. 661 00:48:07,011 --> 00:48:08,471 Now you know all my secrets. 662 00:48:08,513 --> 00:48:10,932 How did you know I was here? 663 00:48:11,015 --> 00:48:15,228 Nope. Already know. Cherie the blabbermouth. 664 00:48:15,311 --> 00:48:18,481 Weird girl, but if you get beyond all the "totallys" and "oh, my Gods"... 665 00:48:18,523 --> 00:48:20,274 there's real truth there. 666 00:48:20,358 --> 00:48:22,276 - I have to catch my train. - Let me come with. 667 00:48:22,360 --> 00:48:24,111 I'll make sure you get home all right. 668 00:48:24,195 --> 00:48:28,157 You can come as far as the station and only if you can do it without talking. 669 00:48:28,241 --> 00:48:31,619 Not another word - that's my condition. 670 00:48:31,702 --> 00:48:33,412 Condition accepted. 671 00:48:38,876 --> 00:48:44,006 All right, all right! Stop! I give up, okay? We can talk. Stop playing. 672 00:48:44,090 --> 00:48:47,760 You know, I think this is the most romantic city on earth - 673 00:48:47,844 --> 00:48:52,640 millions of strangers meeting in restaurants, parks, sidewalks - 674 00:48:52,723 --> 00:48:56,853 a romance born every five seconds, every heartbeat. 675 00:48:56,894 --> 00:48:59,105 I mean, God, is this a great city or what? 676 00:48:59,188 --> 00:49:03,568 This is exactly what I'm talking about. You spout BS on a continuous basis. 677 00:49:03,651 --> 00:49:05,153 Only because I can't say what I really want to say. 678 00:49:05,236 --> 00:49:08,698 - Say it! - Okay. 679 00:49:08,739 --> 00:49:12,160 I wanna know what happened at school, in the courtyard. 680 00:49:12,243 --> 00:49:14,162 I kissed you, and you just ran off. 681 00:49:15,913 --> 00:49:20,209 I'm crazy about you! I'm trying everything I can to make you like me. 682 00:49:20,251 --> 00:49:23,462 Be yourself. Be honest. Why is that so difficult? 683 00:49:24,755 --> 00:49:28,009 I don't know. Maybe I'm scared. 684 00:49:30,261 --> 00:49:33,681 You know, I'm new here, right? New to this city... 685 00:49:33,764 --> 00:49:35,391 new at school... 686 00:49:35,474 --> 00:49:38,186 living in a house full of certifiable wackos... 687 00:49:38,269 --> 00:49:40,188 and I don't have any friends... 688 00:49:40,271 --> 00:49:43,232 at least, any I can trust. 689 00:49:43,316 --> 00:49:45,359 And I'm confused. 690 00:49:45,443 --> 00:49:48,779 God's honest truth, I'm in a state of perpetual confusion. 691 00:49:50,448 --> 00:49:52,074 So what are you scared of? 692 00:49:52,158 --> 00:49:56,913 Missing my train. See you at school. Bye. 693 00:50:09,634 --> 00:50:12,261 As you know, your mother gets home tonight. 694 00:50:12,303 --> 00:50:15,306 And you want me to keep quiet about the poker game. 695 00:50:15,389 --> 00:50:18,643 I don't like these ideas Sebastian's putting in your head. 696 00:50:18,726 --> 00:50:21,270 - I mean no disrespect. - Well, I'm offended. 697 00:50:21,312 --> 00:50:24,315 Leave. I'll finish alone. 698 00:50:27,360 --> 00:50:28,945 Min Lin, wait. 699 00:50:29,028 --> 00:50:32,532 Why don't you and I get to know each other, like with Sebastian last night? 700 00:50:32,615 --> 00:50:35,952 - Do I have to? - Come on, it'll be fun. 701 00:50:35,993 --> 00:50:37,912 Here. 702 00:50:42,834 --> 00:50:45,962 I'll jump right in. Where are you from- China, Japan? 703 00:50:46,003 --> 00:50:47,588 Cambodia actually. 704 00:50:47,672 --> 00:50:51,717 Cambodia- wonderful country. And when did you come to our United States? 705 00:50:51,801 --> 00:50:54,095 My family fled through Vietnam. 706 00:50:54,178 --> 00:50:58,724 Ultimately, we were 120 crammed into a boat the size of your pantry. 707 00:50:58,808 --> 00:51:03,271 Oh, my gosh, that reminds me of this time in Denver, coming home from Aspen. 708 00:51:03,354 --> 00:51:06,649 The first-class lounge was packed. We almost had to fly coach. 709 00:51:08,401 --> 00:51:11,445 Anyway, so your family fled the Khmer Rouge? 710 00:51:12,697 --> 00:51:16,159 Nothing subtle about that shade of rouge. 711 00:51:18,411 --> 00:51:20,413 See? We do have a lot in common. 712 00:51:21,622 --> 00:51:23,541 Will there be anything else, Miss Kathryn? 713 00:51:24,542 --> 00:51:26,419 No, that's all. 714 00:51:29,547 --> 00:51:31,048 I'm glad we did this, aren't you? 715 00:51:32,049 --> 00:51:34,719 Oh, yes. Very enlightening. 716 00:51:37,388 --> 00:51:38,514 Bitch. 717 00:51:43,394 --> 00:51:45,521 You got all your pronouns mixed up. 718 00:51:45,563 --> 00:51:48,524 "Nous" is "we." "Vous" is "you." 719 00:51:49,567 --> 00:51:52,737 Unless it's someone you're crazy, madly in love with... 720 00:51:52,820 --> 00:51:56,365 in which case it's "tu," as in you and Sebastian. 721 00:51:56,407 --> 00:51:58,451 I swear, that thing with the phone- so cool. 722 00:51:58,534 --> 00:52:00,119 I mean, if it had been me and some guy - 723 00:52:00,203 --> 00:52:02,079 I would have piddled right there on the spot. 724 00:52:02,121 --> 00:52:04,123 Oh, wait, did I show you my doodle? 725 00:52:04,207 --> 00:52:06,751 - Excuse me? - My doodle, my sketch. 726 00:52:11,589 --> 00:52:13,382 Wow. 727 00:52:13,424 --> 00:52:16,719 - You've got some talent, Cherie. - Just tell me: 728 00:52:16,761 --> 00:52:19,222 I mean, do you really like him? Is this it? 729 00:52:19,263 --> 00:52:21,849 - Is it the real thing? - Like I even know what that is. 730 00:52:21,933 --> 00:52:24,101 Knees go weak, mouth goes dry... 731 00:52:24,185 --> 00:52:27,230 you get that little tingling feeling in that special place. 732 00:52:29,482 --> 00:52:32,610 He's just so slick, so sure of himself. 733 00:52:32,693 --> 00:52:34,654 I have a lot of trouble trusting him. 734 00:52:34,737 --> 00:52:37,532 He can't just come out and talk to me, say what he's really feeling... 735 00:52:37,615 --> 00:52:39,575 and neither can I. 736 00:52:41,077 --> 00:52:43,079 Okay, chapter three. 737 00:52:43,120 --> 00:52:46,082 Read the translation of the first passage. 738 00:52:47,083 --> 00:52:52,588 "Love is a sublime melting pot in which men and women are fused together. 739 00:52:52,672 --> 00:52:57,134 The lover is a priest, the ravished virgin a trembling sacrifice." 740 00:52:57,176 --> 00:52:59,929 A priest and a virgin? 741 00:52:59,971 --> 00:53:02,098 That's sick! 742 00:53:07,687 --> 00:53:10,815 Move. Move. 743 00:53:16,487 --> 00:53:20,575 - Hi, Mr. Nagao! - Hello, ladies! 744 00:53:20,658 --> 00:53:24,120 I make a special eel and cuke roll today. 745 00:53:28,124 --> 00:53:30,710 It's so sad about Mr. Washington. 746 00:53:30,793 --> 00:53:34,463 I mean, the fact that they found a dead rat in that student's sloppy Joe. 747 00:53:36,340 --> 00:53:38,259 He'll never work again. 748 00:53:39,969 --> 00:53:42,430 So, you never told us how it went with Cherie. 749 00:53:42,513 --> 00:53:46,642 - Did you bury her? - Let's say she's on her way to ruin. 750 00:53:49,020 --> 00:53:52,148 - Everything's set for this weekend. - What are you talking about? 751 00:53:52,190 --> 00:53:55,151 Uh, duh. I told my mom how much fun we had... 752 00:53:55,193 --> 00:53:58,154 and she invited you and your mom over for nonfat lattes. 753 00:53:58,196 --> 00:54:00,573 Your mom told my mom that you can sleep over. 754 00:54:00,656 --> 00:54:04,160 I got the new Hanson album! Okay, I gotta go. 755 00:54:04,243 --> 00:54:08,331 Gordon Anderson promised he'd show me his one-eyed snake, whatever that is. 756 00:54:09,540 --> 00:54:11,167 Okay, see you. 757 00:54:13,211 --> 00:54:16,005 Wow, Kathryn, you really showed her. 758 00:54:26,224 --> 00:54:29,769 Don't talk. Don't say a word. 759 00:54:29,852 --> 00:54:31,771 It's my turn to explain. 760 00:54:33,397 --> 00:54:37,735 All I've done is hound you about being honest... 761 00:54:37,777 --> 00:54:41,072 when I couldn't do it myself. 762 00:54:41,155 --> 00:54:45,576 That kiss in the courtyard, Sebastian - it was more than just a kiss. 763 00:54:46,786 --> 00:54:49,330 - I'll say. - No, let me finish. 764 00:54:49,413 --> 00:54:52,291 You see... 765 00:54:52,375 --> 00:54:55,086 it was my first kiss. 766 00:54:55,169 --> 00:54:58,548 I wanted it to be perfect and right and with the right boy... 767 00:54:58,589 --> 00:55:01,717 and, while you might have been the right boy, the rest was totally not right. 768 00:55:01,801 --> 00:55:03,719 I embarrassed you. 769 00:55:03,761 --> 00:55:05,763 I embarrassed myself. 770 00:55:05,805 --> 00:55:08,808 Because I know you're used to girls with all this experience... 771 00:55:08,891 --> 00:55:11,227 and you've probably been kissing girls forever... 772 00:55:11,269 --> 00:55:13,396 and that's what I was afraid to tell you. 773 00:55:18,484 --> 00:55:20,570 I happen to think this is wonderful, all right? 774 00:55:20,611 --> 00:55:24,073 So you weren't exactly up-front and honest. Join the club. 775 00:55:24,157 --> 00:55:25,825 I wanted it to be perfect... 776 00:55:26,576 --> 00:55:29,745 not the tail end of some prank. 777 00:55:29,787 --> 00:55:32,165 Does that make any sense? 778 00:55:32,248 --> 00:55:33,499 Yeah. 779 00:55:34,834 --> 00:55:37,503 You know, some things can't be orchestrated. 780 00:55:37,587 --> 00:55:42,008 Some things have to be spontaneous, like a kiss. 781 00:55:42,091 --> 00:55:44,385 Like the kiss we're about to have right now. 782 00:55:55,646 --> 00:55:57,607 Say something, quick. 783 00:55:58,316 --> 00:55:59,817 I can't. 784 00:56:00,693 --> 00:56:03,279 I have to go. Last bell. 785 00:56:06,491 --> 00:56:08,367 Okay, but... 786 00:56:08,451 --> 00:56:13,247 just back away so I know you're not running away. 787 00:56:27,178 --> 00:56:29,555 That was wonderful - 788 00:56:29,639 --> 00:56:31,807 just precious. 789 00:56:31,849 --> 00:56:33,601 How long were you there? 790 00:56:34,894 --> 00:56:37,980 "I've never kissed a boy before - I mean, the right boy... 791 00:56:38,022 --> 00:56:41,484 and you've probably been kissing girls forever." 792 00:56:41,526 --> 00:56:45,488 You must feel like a terrible dope, leading on that poor, lovesick girl. 793 00:56:45,571 --> 00:56:47,740 You don't know what you're talking about. 794 00:56:47,824 --> 00:56:51,577 Here's a prediction: A few weeks of hand-holding and chaste smooching... 795 00:56:51,661 --> 00:56:54,330 and you'll be so bored and horny you'll mess the whole thing up. 796 00:56:54,372 --> 00:56:57,708 Of course, I could wipe her off the map tomorrow... 797 00:56:57,792 --> 00:57:01,295 but I think I'll let this little romance just flicker out all on its own. 798 00:57:01,379 --> 00:57:05,132 I like the girl, okay? I like her a lot. You screw it up, and I'll screw you up. 799 00:57:05,216 --> 00:57:07,677 Nobody ever threatens me. 800 00:57:09,053 --> 00:57:11,430 I just did - or weren't you listening? 801 00:57:13,891 --> 00:57:17,854 - You do realize this means war. - Then war it is. 802 00:57:24,819 --> 00:57:26,696 Lovely. 803 00:57:32,785 --> 00:57:34,912 Well, I feel badly for you, I really do... 804 00:57:34,996 --> 00:57:38,749 but Byron needs to be groomed every day at 3:00. 805 00:57:38,833 --> 00:57:41,419 Well, you'll just have to reschedule your daughter's birthday. 806 00:57:41,502 --> 00:57:44,213 Now, I want him saddled and ready to ride when I arrive. 807 00:57:44,297 --> 00:57:47,258 Don't keep me waiting. Idiot! 808 00:57:48,926 --> 00:57:51,554 There's a new student at Manchester - Cherie Clayman. 809 00:57:52,305 --> 00:57:53,556 Did she die? 810 00:57:53,598 --> 00:57:57,059 - I take it you don't like her. - I can't stand her. 811 00:57:57,101 --> 00:58:01,481 She's actually very sweet, so I'm turning her into the school slut. 812 00:58:01,564 --> 00:58:03,941 - Well, she's now your new best friend. - Why? 813 00:58:05,234 --> 00:58:09,322 You're not hitting up the Claymans for a donation to Manchester. 814 00:58:11,824 --> 00:58:14,494 Sorry, Mother. I think it's an excellent idea. 815 00:58:14,577 --> 00:58:19,332 - The Claymans will join us at 7:00. - You invited them here? 816 00:58:19,415 --> 00:58:21,542 Mother, they're from California. 817 00:58:21,626 --> 00:58:23,419 Kathryn, I need this. 818 00:58:23,503 --> 00:58:27,757 Just 20 million more and we can break ground on the Tiffany Merteuil Library. 819 00:58:32,470 --> 00:58:35,723 Well, you ladies seem to be enjoying yourselves. 820 00:58:35,806 --> 00:58:38,226 You must be tense, Sebastian. 821 00:58:38,309 --> 00:58:40,436 Yeah, well, you'd be too if you were failing gym. 822 00:58:40,478 --> 00:58:43,064 I mean, who ever heard of fencing as a sport? 823 00:58:43,147 --> 00:58:45,775 Perhaps a massage would help. 824 00:58:47,485 --> 00:58:49,445 I've never had a massage before. 825 00:58:50,488 --> 00:58:53,616 You can have my table. I'm suddenly not in the mood. 826 00:58:54,659 --> 00:58:57,453 "Mycket", not "myckesh". 827 00:58:57,537 --> 00:59:00,206 Kathryn, if you're not going to say it correctly, don't say it at all. 828 00:59:00,289 --> 00:59:02,792 It just makes you look foolish. 829 00:59:02,875 --> 00:59:05,002 Thank you for the correction, Mother. 830 00:59:08,339 --> 00:59:09,924 Now, if you'll excuse me. 831 00:59:13,845 --> 00:59:15,805 I think I could get used to this. 832 00:59:18,975 --> 00:59:20,059 Hi. 833 00:59:21,978 --> 00:59:24,647 Dead puppies, dead puppies, dead puppies... 834 00:59:24,730 --> 00:59:26,983 old nuns in their underwear - 835 00:59:35,366 --> 00:59:37,493 I thought you'd left. 836 00:59:37,577 --> 00:59:40,163 - Is that Sonja or Ingrid? - It's Tiffany. 837 00:59:40,246 --> 00:59:43,833 - I hope you enjoyed your massage. - I think I'll go take a shower. 838 00:59:44,709 --> 00:59:47,920 We've had so little time together, Sebastian. 839 00:59:48,004 --> 00:59:51,549 We can't be a happy family if we don't get to know each other a little better. 840 00:59:51,632 --> 00:59:56,095 You're right, Mom. We should talk more, Mom. 841 00:59:56,179 --> 00:59:59,432 With your father working on the yacht so much, I'll have plenty of time for you. 842 01:00:00,516 --> 01:00:02,685 You know, some nights he doesn't even come home. 843 01:00:04,395 --> 01:00:06,355 He loves that yacht. 844 01:00:06,439 --> 01:00:08,649 I'm glad he found something he's so committed to. 845 01:00:09,692 --> 01:00:12,195 Well, the right woman will do that. 846 01:00:12,236 --> 01:00:16,199 - And you think I'm the right woman? - Definitely. He's a changed man. 847 01:00:16,240 --> 01:00:21,370 Of course. Without me he'd still be in Miami giving charters to geriatrics. 848 01:00:21,454 --> 01:00:24,540 It's not the money, it's you. He loves you. 849 01:00:24,582 --> 01:00:28,794 You're a smart boy, Sebastian. You seem to understand your father very well. 850 01:00:28,878 --> 01:00:30,546 I hope so. 851 01:00:30,630 --> 01:00:36,135 So do I, because if you're wrong, you're both going to end up out on the street. 852 01:00:39,931 --> 01:00:41,849 She spanked me. 853 01:00:45,353 --> 01:00:49,816 - Oh, baby. Oh, that feels so good. - Oh, yeah, you like that, huh? 854 01:00:49,899 --> 01:00:53,319 - Dad, you here? - Fuck! Fuck! 855 01:01:01,577 --> 01:01:04,205 Hey, son, how's it goin'? 856 01:01:04,288 --> 01:01:06,916 - In bed already? - Oh, it's just a catnap. 857 01:01:10,837 --> 01:01:12,380 What are you doing? 858 01:01:12,463 --> 01:01:16,926 Oh, I'm just looking for the cat. 859 01:01:16,968 --> 01:01:19,887 Here, puss, puss, puss, puss, puss. 860 01:01:19,971 --> 01:01:22,348 I hope you're not suggesting I'm having an affair. 861 01:01:22,431 --> 01:01:25,434 - I'm not suggesting anything. - I'm your father... 862 01:01:25,476 --> 01:01:27,687 and I will not be treated like a criminal! 863 01:01:28,771 --> 01:01:30,606 Criminal. 864 01:01:35,153 --> 01:01:37,446 You could have fooled me. 865 01:01:37,488 --> 01:01:40,408 And behind door number three we have - 866 01:01:42,994 --> 01:01:46,289 - Hello. - Sebastian, meet Lilly... 867 01:01:46,372 --> 01:01:49,208 my first mate. 868 01:01:49,292 --> 01:01:52,044 Lilly, I'm Sebastian, Edward's son. 869 01:01:53,546 --> 01:01:58,551 Oh, my God, you have your father's eyes. Are you a Libra? 870 01:01:58,634 --> 01:02:00,970 Let's just cut right to the chase, shall we? 871 01:02:01,012 --> 01:02:03,806 He offered to sail you around the world, didn't he? 872 01:02:03,890 --> 01:02:05,349 How did you know? 873 01:02:05,391 --> 01:02:08,144 Leave right now, or you're grounded for a week. 874 01:02:08,227 --> 01:02:11,772 - Did he tell you he's married? - I was waiting for the right time. 875 01:02:12,815 --> 01:02:14,692 You lied to me? 876 01:02:14,734 --> 01:02:17,153 More an error of omission. You see, she's very sick. 877 01:02:17,195 --> 01:02:20,406 I may be single any day now. 878 01:02:21,491 --> 01:02:22,909 Go to hell! 879 01:02:25,328 --> 01:02:28,915 Sebastian, you think you could help me out here? 880 01:02:31,834 --> 01:02:34,962 Okay, okay, I know we talked about this... 881 01:02:35,046 --> 01:02:37,548 but you're a man, and you have to understand - 882 01:02:38,508 --> 01:02:40,301 You have to understand. 883 01:02:40,384 --> 01:02:44,305 It's not just your life anymore, Dad, it's mine too. Don't screw it up for me. 884 01:02:44,388 --> 01:02:49,477 Absolutely. You can count on me, son. The keys, please? 885 01:02:53,231 --> 01:02:56,192 You know, you made your bed. Now lie in it. 886 01:03:06,577 --> 01:03:09,872 Well, this sucks. 887 01:03:13,960 --> 01:03:17,421 I can't believe I was so stupid. 888 01:03:17,505 --> 01:03:20,007 I really thought your dad liked me. 889 01:03:20,091 --> 01:03:21,717 It's not your fault. 890 01:03:21,759 --> 01:03:26,180 He's the master of deceit. He should be in the Pathological Liars' Hall of Fame. 891 01:03:26,264 --> 01:03:28,724 He was in the Hall of Fame? 892 01:03:28,808 --> 01:03:31,060 - Never mind. - Can I ask you something? 893 01:03:31,102 --> 01:03:33,729 - Sure. - Why are men such jerks? 894 01:03:33,771 --> 01:03:36,149 I mean, is it genetic or something? 895 01:03:36,232 --> 01:03:39,819 You know, they promise you the world, that you're the one for them... 896 01:03:39,902 --> 01:03:43,364 and that their wives don't understand them anymore. 897 01:03:43,447 --> 01:03:45,992 And I fall for it every time. 898 01:03:47,076 --> 01:03:50,454 I'm like a doormat. They're always coming and going... 899 01:03:50,496 --> 01:03:54,000 and coming and going, and coming and - 900 01:03:54,083 --> 01:03:56,419 My life sucks. 901 01:03:56,460 --> 01:04:00,548 Lilly, you don't need a man to be happy. 902 01:04:00,631 --> 01:04:04,051 If you're not happy alone, you're not gonna be happy with someone else. 903 01:04:04,135 --> 01:04:07,680 You're a very attractive woman. You could have anyone you want. 904 01:04:07,763 --> 01:04:09,932 You just have to wait for the right guy to come along. 905 01:04:11,976 --> 01:04:15,855 - You think I'm attractive? - I think you're beautiful. 906 01:04:15,938 --> 01:04:18,149 You're so sincere. 907 01:04:18,232 --> 01:04:20,735 You're not like your father at all. 908 01:04:24,989 --> 01:04:29,285 Okay. Glad you were paying attention. 909 01:04:29,327 --> 01:04:31,621 Do you wanna come back to my place? 910 01:04:31,704 --> 01:04:35,458 I'd love to, but I have an oral report due in the morning. 911 01:04:35,500 --> 01:04:37,502 Oh, I'm great at orals. 912 01:04:37,543 --> 01:04:39,462 - Yeah. - Try me. 913 01:04:39,504 --> 01:04:41,297 No, thank you. 914 01:04:41,380 --> 01:04:43,466 Listen, I'm gonna split. Are you gonna be okay? 915 01:04:43,508 --> 01:04:45,259 Yeah, I'll be fine. 916 01:04:48,012 --> 01:04:49,138 Psycho. 917 01:04:56,896 --> 01:05:00,358 I lived in Fresnomy whole life. Les too. 918 01:05:00,399 --> 01:05:02,568 But we wanted more for Cherie, so when Les sold the biz... 919 01:05:02,652 --> 01:05:05,530 we decided to move to the Big Apple. 920 01:05:05,571 --> 01:05:07,156 And how are you finding Manchester? 921 01:05:07,198 --> 01:05:10,827 Oh, it's no problem. Our driver- he takes me right there. 922 01:05:10,910 --> 01:05:13,621 She's asking you if you like it, honey. 923 01:05:13,704 --> 01:05:17,166 Oh, yeah, it's the best. And Kathryn's been, like, so super-nice. 924 01:05:17,208 --> 01:05:19,210 You know, some girls - they told me to stay away from her... 925 01:05:19,252 --> 01:05:21,921 like she had permanent PMS or something. 926 01:05:22,004 --> 01:05:24,799 Ew, gross! But she's been, like, totally awesome! 927 01:05:26,509 --> 01:05:28,845 I can tell she's going to be very popular. 928 01:05:28,886 --> 01:05:32,140 - Oh, I won't be as popular as you. - "Popular" is such a bore. 929 01:05:32,223 --> 01:05:36,144 The important thing is school spirit, and nobody has as much as my mother. 930 01:05:36,227 --> 01:05:39,063 I do a little work for the school fund-raising committee. 931 01:05:39,105 --> 01:05:40,731 You are so modest. 932 01:05:40,815 --> 01:05:44,360 Mother's already raised half the money needed for the new school library. 933 01:05:44,443 --> 01:05:46,529 How much money have you raised? 934 01:05:46,571 --> 01:05:50,324 Well, she barely has to do anything. The parents practically throw it at her. 935 01:05:51,284 --> 01:05:53,369 Why do they throw money at you? 936 01:05:53,452 --> 01:05:57,165 Because charity is smiled upon by the ladies who lunch. 937 01:05:57,248 --> 01:06:00,209 Society, Cherie. You know- the social ladder? 938 01:06:00,251 --> 01:06:02,628 Oh, yeah. My mom said now that we're rich... 939 01:06:02,712 --> 01:06:04,714 we gotta start climbing that thing. 940 01:06:04,797 --> 01:06:08,467 - Ow! What? - Isn't she precious? 941 01:06:18,436 --> 01:06:21,814 - Would you excuse me? Pardon me. - Certainly. 942 01:06:24,108 --> 01:06:26,903 So, how much money do you need? 943 01:06:26,944 --> 01:06:30,698 Oh, I didn't invite you over here to discuss fund-raising, Bunny... 944 01:06:32,116 --> 01:06:35,661 but if you'd care to make a donation, we'd certainly consider it. 945 01:06:35,745 --> 01:06:39,499 Really? Why, thank you. 946 01:06:39,582 --> 01:06:41,417 My pleasure. 947 01:06:46,839 --> 01:06:50,092 Oh, hi, honey. How was your day? I can explain this. 948 01:06:50,176 --> 01:06:54,263 There's no need to explain. I know you love my mother very much. 949 01:06:54,347 --> 01:06:55,515 Yes. Exactly. 950 01:06:55,598 --> 01:06:58,768 And Sebastian and I are just getting close. 951 01:06:58,851 --> 01:07:02,438 I know you'd never do anything to break up our happy home. 952 01:07:02,480 --> 01:07:05,691 - Oh, no, never. - So let's make sure it stays happy. 953 01:07:05,775 --> 01:07:08,152 I want you to take Mother to dinner at Au Troquet for dinner tomorrow night. 954 01:07:08,194 --> 01:07:12,156 I'll make reservations at 8:00. At 8:45, an accordion player will pass by. 955 01:07:12,198 --> 01:07:14,784 When he does, request "Under My Thumb" by the Rolling Stones. 956 01:07:14,867 --> 01:07:16,828 Mick Jagger makes Mother all hot and bothered. 957 01:07:16,869 --> 01:07:18,538 - Jagger. Got it. - While she's listening... 958 01:07:18,621 --> 01:07:22,750 slip this on her finger, then kiss her - eight seconds, no tongue. 959 01:07:22,834 --> 01:07:25,670 Are you getting all this? After dinner, grappa- one glass - 960 01:07:25,753 --> 01:07:29,966 then bring her home, make love to her - two Viagra- any questions? 961 01:07:30,049 --> 01:07:33,469 Just in case, I've written it all down for you. 962 01:07:33,511 --> 01:07:35,805 Now, who's your favorite daughter? 963 01:07:35,847 --> 01:07:37,140 You are. 964 01:07:45,106 --> 01:07:47,316 What a shame. 965 01:08:03,916 --> 01:08:05,501 Morning! 966 01:08:07,253 --> 01:08:08,629 Great day, isn't it? 967 01:08:08,713 --> 01:08:12,925 Bite me, rich boy! 968 01:08:14,385 --> 01:08:17,889 Ah, New York - a wonderful town. 969 01:08:19,557 --> 01:08:22,685 - You look fabulous. - Thank you. 970 01:08:22,768 --> 01:08:25,062 - You got everything? You all set? - Yeah. 971 01:08:25,146 --> 01:08:29,859 You ought to take some money, just in case you need a cab, miss the train - 972 01:08:29,901 --> 01:08:33,654 - Don't worry, Dad. I'll be fine. - Come on, this is my job- to worry. 973 01:08:37,408 --> 01:08:42,205 - What's wrong? - Nothing. Just thought about your mom. 974 01:08:42,246 --> 01:08:44,373 - Go on. Have a good time. - Okay. 975 01:08:44,415 --> 01:08:46,959 - Bye. - Bye. 976 01:08:51,088 --> 01:08:53,466 Sebastian thought you'd like it better than the train. 977 01:08:53,549 --> 01:08:55,426 Wow. 978 01:08:55,468 --> 01:08:58,137 I am so excited. You know, I'm kind of nervous. 979 01:08:58,221 --> 01:09:01,015 - I've never been on a horse before. - Don't worry. 980 01:09:01,098 --> 01:09:03,601 I won't let anything bad happen to you. 981 01:09:03,684 --> 01:09:05,853 If I like it, then I'll have Daddy buy me a horse... 982 01:09:05,937 --> 01:09:08,272 then we can spend every weekend together. 983 01:09:08,356 --> 01:09:10,483 You'll love it. I promise. 984 01:09:16,906 --> 01:09:18,783 Very good, Cherie. 985 01:09:18,866 --> 01:09:22,578 Back on the horse now. I think we're ready to try advanced jumping. 986 01:09:22,662 --> 01:09:26,582 I don't know. He keeps throwing me off. 987 01:09:27,542 --> 01:09:30,628 All right. If you're going to be a scaredy-cat... 988 01:09:30,711 --> 01:09:35,758 I guess we'd better go back to the basics- Manuela? 989 01:09:40,096 --> 01:09:42,265 Nice horsey. 990 01:09:46,185 --> 01:09:49,438 Okay. Now, using the stirrups... 991 01:09:49,522 --> 01:09:53,609 I want you to push up and down in the saddle- that's called posting. 992 01:09:53,693 --> 01:09:56,154 Now we need to add the back and forth motion. 993 01:09:56,195 --> 01:09:59,991 When you hit the saddle, push backward, then forward. 994 01:10:00,074 --> 01:10:09,625 Up and down, back and forth, faster, faster. 995 01:10:26,684 --> 01:10:30,313 Good. This time I want you to really grind into the saddle. 996 01:10:30,354 --> 01:10:33,065 - Okay. - Up and down, back and forth... 997 01:10:33,149 --> 01:10:35,526 faster, faster. 998 01:10:39,572 --> 01:10:40,907 - How does that feel? - Okay. 999 01:10:40,990 --> 01:10:46,370 Up and down. I think I'm getting it. 1000 01:10:46,412 --> 01:10:49,499 - Posting is fun. - Faster, faster. 1001 01:10:52,710 --> 01:10:55,254 Really fun. 1002 01:11:03,179 --> 01:11:04,764 Are you okay? 1003 01:11:07,433 --> 01:11:09,101 I've never felt better. 1004 01:11:10,353 --> 01:11:12,355 Now I know why girls like horses. 1005 01:11:24,367 --> 01:11:25,660 Wait. 1006 01:11:27,036 --> 01:11:28,955 I don't know if I'm ready for this. 1007 01:11:31,249 --> 01:11:34,126 - It's cool. - I'm sorry. 1008 01:11:34,919 --> 01:11:37,547 It's just that yesterday was my first kiss... 1009 01:11:37,588 --> 01:11:40,299 and now you're practically touching my breast. 1010 01:11:40,383 --> 01:11:42,677 At this rate, your dick will be in my mouth by lunch. 1011 01:11:44,053 --> 01:11:45,638 Anyone for lunch? 1012 01:11:45,721 --> 01:11:47,890 I'm kidding. I'm kidding. 1013 01:11:47,974 --> 01:11:51,227 Listen, Danielle, we can take this as slow as you want. 1014 01:11:51,310 --> 01:11:54,021 I like you. I've no need to rush things. 1015 01:11:54,105 --> 01:11:57,650 That's not my problem. I want to rush things. 1016 01:11:57,733 --> 01:12:01,445 I'm tired of being the only virgin in the sophomore class at Manchester. 1017 01:12:01,529 --> 01:12:06,033 Are you telling me that everyone in the sophomore class has done it? 1018 01:12:06,117 --> 01:12:09,537 Well, it sure feels like it. 1019 01:12:11,330 --> 01:12:14,250 I don't know. Ever feel like you're at war with yourself? 1020 01:12:15,126 --> 01:12:18,171 - Constantly. - I mean, there's one side of me... 1021 01:12:18,254 --> 01:12:23,551 that wants you to throw me down right here and rip my clothes off. 1022 01:12:23,634 --> 01:12:28,890 Then there's this other side of me that thinks I should wait till I'm married. 1023 01:12:28,973 --> 01:12:31,100 Which side should I choose, Sebastian? 1024 01:12:31,142 --> 01:12:32,935 You really want me to answer that? 1025 01:12:33,019 --> 01:12:35,229 Come on, be my friend. 1026 01:12:35,313 --> 01:12:37,857 Listen, Danielle... 1027 01:12:37,940 --> 01:12:39,817 I know exactly what you're going through. 1028 01:12:39,859 --> 01:12:42,862 We all have two sides. I struggle with my dark side every day. 1029 01:12:42,945 --> 01:12:45,573 But that was the old me. 1030 01:12:45,656 --> 01:12:48,826 Believe it or not, I have you to thank for it. 1031 01:12:48,910 --> 01:12:51,829 You showed me that it was okay to be a decent person. 1032 01:12:51,913 --> 01:12:53,956 How dark was your past? 1033 01:12:55,124 --> 01:12:56,709 Pitch black. 1034 01:12:58,961 --> 01:13:00,880 I'm thinking - 1035 01:13:03,341 --> 01:13:05,718 I think I'm falling in love with you. 1036 01:13:05,801 --> 01:13:07,929 But I'm afraid to take the chance to get hurt. 1037 01:13:08,012 --> 01:13:12,725 - I'm afraid of getting hurt too. - Listen, let's make a pact. 1038 01:13:12,809 --> 01:13:16,312 We'll take it slow, and we won't hurt each other. 1039 01:13:18,189 --> 01:13:20,691 God, we sound like a cancelled television series. 1040 01:13:31,202 --> 01:13:32,829 You don't have to do this. 1041 01:13:32,870 --> 01:13:35,498 I want to. 1042 01:13:39,544 --> 01:13:41,671 Hello? 1043 01:13:41,754 --> 01:13:44,507 Hi, Daddy. I know, I'm running late. 1044 01:13:44,549 --> 01:13:47,510 Tell Aunt Gloria we can still make the 2:00 mass. 1045 01:13:47,552 --> 01:13:51,305 Yeah, I'll call you when I get there. I love you too. 1046 01:13:53,224 --> 01:13:56,352 - You gotta go? It's okay. - Sorry. Call me later? 1047 01:13:56,394 --> 01:13:59,647 - Sure. - Okay. 1048 01:14:01,774 --> 01:14:03,901 - Toodles. - Bye-bye. 1049 01:14:05,862 --> 01:14:08,072 Oh, my balls. 1050 01:14:23,171 --> 01:14:25,882 - Here's something you might like. - Dolce. 1051 01:14:25,965 --> 01:14:29,177 How '98 of you. Do you carry any real fur? 1052 01:14:29,260 --> 01:14:31,596 No, all of our fur is faux. 1053 01:14:31,679 --> 01:14:35,308 Of course. The animals- how silly of me. 1054 01:14:36,267 --> 01:14:37,518 I figured you'd be here. 1055 01:14:37,602 --> 01:14:40,062 - What's up? - It's about Sebastian. 1056 01:14:40,146 --> 01:14:41,898 Give me the dirt. 1057 01:14:41,981 --> 01:14:44,525 Your stepbrother has quite the checkered past. 1058 01:14:44,609 --> 01:14:47,987 I mean, the fact that he was able to pay off that overnight delivery guy... 1059 01:14:48,070 --> 01:14:50,364 and switch his school file? 1060 01:14:50,448 --> 01:14:52,700 That's impressive even by my standards. 1061 01:14:52,783 --> 01:14:55,828 - That's just the tip of the iceberg. - Well done. 1062 01:14:55,912 --> 01:14:57,413 Cash or charge? 1063 01:15:10,843 --> 01:15:13,095 - I'll be there in an hour. - Sounds great. 1064 01:15:13,179 --> 01:15:15,097 The new James Van Der Beek film's playing in town. 1065 01:15:15,139 --> 01:15:17,642 Perfect. You're sure your dad won't mind? 1066 01:15:17,683 --> 01:15:21,521 No, he's out of town for the night. It's just me and Mr. Whiskers. 1067 01:15:21,604 --> 01:15:26,776 - "Mr. Whiskers"? - My pussy, silly. 1068 01:15:26,818 --> 01:15:29,862 Okay, well, I'll see you soon. All right. Bye. 1069 01:15:31,948 --> 01:15:36,369 The school virgin's home alone with her pussy, and I'm taking her to see Dawson. 1070 01:15:36,452 --> 01:15:39,163 God, I've become a total fag. 1071 01:15:43,668 --> 01:15:47,380 - I guess I misjudged you. - What are you talking about? 1072 01:15:51,175 --> 01:15:52,802 How'd you get this? 1073 01:15:52,844 --> 01:15:55,263 I have my ways. 1074 01:15:55,346 --> 01:16:00,184 - Kathryn, I'm trying to start over - - Oh, blah, blah, blah, blah, please. 1075 01:16:00,226 --> 01:16:03,729 Spare me any sob stories. 1076 01:16:03,813 --> 01:16:05,982 Oh, dear. I guess something like this... 1077 01:16:06,023 --> 01:16:09,986 could destroy your squeaky-clean reputation at Manchester. 1078 01:16:10,027 --> 01:16:14,532 And that school psychologist's report about your mom- it's too bad. 1079 01:16:14,615 --> 01:16:17,785 How will she pay for rehab when I tell Mommy where some of her money's going? 1080 01:16:17,869 --> 01:16:21,205 - You're playing with fire, Kathryn. - Poor Sebastian's mom is going to be... 1081 01:16:21,289 --> 01:16:23,666 homeless and eating leftovers out of the garbage. 1082 01:16:23,708 --> 01:16:25,793 You don't know what I'm capable of. 1083 01:16:25,877 --> 01:16:28,337 Yes, I do. 1084 01:16:28,421 --> 01:16:30,590 I read your file. 1085 01:16:30,673 --> 01:16:33,467 It turns me on. 1086 01:16:33,551 --> 01:16:35,511 - Fuck off. - Going to see Danielle? 1087 01:16:35,595 --> 01:16:37,847 Leave her out of it! 1088 01:16:39,599 --> 01:16:43,478 Looks like we've hit a sensitive spot. 1089 01:16:43,561 --> 01:16:47,190 Do you really think you can change, Sebastian? 1090 01:16:47,231 --> 01:16:51,777 Face it: You and I are two of a kind. 1091 01:16:51,861 --> 01:16:54,530 We're just not cut out for good deeds. 1092 01:16:55,948 --> 01:16:57,950 I know the drill. 1093 01:16:58,034 --> 01:16:59,869 You'll date Danielle... 1094 01:16:59,952 --> 01:17:04,874 probably sleep with her after - what-you think eight months? 1095 01:17:04,916 --> 01:17:09,170 And then you'll get bored, and you'll break her heart. 1096 01:17:09,253 --> 01:17:11,714 Why don't you just spare her the pain? 1097 01:17:11,797 --> 01:17:14,050 And do what? Date you? 1098 01:17:14,133 --> 01:17:16,636 We could make a good team. 1099 01:17:18,763 --> 01:17:21,808 What do you plan on doing with my file? 1100 01:17:21,891 --> 01:17:24,060 Do I sense a merger in the air? 1101 01:17:24,101 --> 01:17:25,561 Perhaps. 1102 01:17:27,688 --> 01:17:31,108 You do realize you're my stepsister. 1103 01:17:31,150 --> 01:17:33,569 You know what they say about incest. 1104 01:17:37,240 --> 01:17:39,742 Is there any line you won't cross? 1105 01:17:39,784 --> 01:17:44,330 Only one: never in the butt. 1106 01:17:44,413 --> 01:17:46,749 That's a good line. 1107 01:17:48,209 --> 01:17:51,212 The Bradys never had it so good. 1108 01:18:02,849 --> 01:18:05,101 - I can't do this. - Not with your pants on. 1109 01:18:06,185 --> 01:18:08,855 - I gotta go. - You fucking pussy! 1110 01:18:08,938 --> 01:18:11,107 - I gotta get outta this house. - What, is this about Danielle? 1111 01:18:13,151 --> 01:18:14,861 You don't understand, Kathryn. I love her. 1112 01:18:14,944 --> 01:18:19,740 - You have a funny way of showing it. - Fuck you. I won't let you corrupt me. 1113 01:18:19,824 --> 01:18:21,617 Don't you see? You can't change. 1114 01:18:21,659 --> 01:18:25,538 - I can try. - Well, you're gonna die trying. 1115 01:18:39,051 --> 01:18:41,596 - Hello? - Hello, Danielle? 1116 01:19:06,204 --> 01:19:08,873 - Sebastian, you're soaking. - We have to talk. 1117 01:19:08,956 --> 01:19:11,375 Well, come inside before you catch yourself pneumonia. 1118 01:19:16,380 --> 01:19:17,465 Here. 1119 01:19:17,548 --> 01:19:18,799 Thanks. 1120 01:19:21,385 --> 01:19:23,888 What's wrong? 1121 01:19:23,971 --> 01:19:26,432 I don't know, it's - 1122 01:19:26,516 --> 01:19:29,769 It's okay. You can talk to me. Go slow. 1123 01:19:31,562 --> 01:19:35,858 I just - I feel like I'm losing it. 1124 01:19:35,900 --> 01:19:37,944 You know, I gotta get outta New York. I gotta get outta school. 1125 01:19:38,027 --> 01:19:40,154 It's Kathryn, isn't it? 1126 01:19:40,238 --> 01:19:43,199 I don't think I can beat her. 1127 01:19:43,282 --> 01:19:46,828 Sebastian, do you believe in a higher power? 1128 01:19:46,911 --> 01:19:51,082 - Yeah. - Do you believe that love conquers all? 1129 01:19:51,165 --> 01:19:54,001 - Yes. - Do you believe in our love? 1130 01:19:54,085 --> 01:19:56,212 Yeah. It's the only thing keeping me together. 1131 01:19:56,254 --> 01:19:59,715 - So you believe in our love? - Yes, I believe in our love. 1132 01:20:00,424 --> 01:20:02,218 'Cause I sure as hell don't. 1133 01:20:03,761 --> 01:20:05,555 What? 1134 01:20:07,974 --> 01:20:10,059 Fucking idiot. 1135 01:20:12,103 --> 01:20:13,396 Bravo. 1136 01:20:15,314 --> 01:20:19,235 - I told you I could do it. - I should never have doubted you. 1137 01:20:27,994 --> 01:20:30,454 Don't tell me you bought that virgin bullshit. 1138 01:20:30,496 --> 01:20:33,875 No, I saw you. You were with your dad. 1139 01:20:33,958 --> 01:20:35,668 What he doesn't know can't hurt him. 1140 01:20:35,751 --> 01:20:37,712 I am the headmaster's daughter. 1141 01:20:37,795 --> 01:20:40,756 Daddy's little angel must keep up appearances. 1142 01:20:40,798 --> 01:20:45,595 - Holy fuck. - Oh, don't be such a baby. 1143 01:20:45,636 --> 01:20:48,639 You didn't really think you were gonna win, did you? 1144 01:20:48,681 --> 01:20:51,100 - You're welcome to join us. - Hmm? 1145 01:20:51,142 --> 01:20:55,688 You know what they say: Two's company, three's a fuck load of fun. 1146 01:21:02,653 --> 01:21:04,530 Well, if you can't beat 'em - 1147 01:21:04,614 --> 01:21:06,908 Who says you can't beat 'em? 1148 01:21:28,346 --> 01:21:31,140 Share and share alike. 1149 01:21:44,529 --> 01:21:48,741 Sebastian- Now you'll have something to write about. Danielle. 1150 01:21:59,544 --> 01:22:03,089 - Herzog. - Oh, shit! 1151 01:22:13,766 --> 01:22:16,727 - Are you okay? - I'm fine. 1152 01:22:16,769 --> 01:22:19,063 Oh, you really should try to be more careful. 1153 01:22:19,147 --> 01:22:22,191 Thank you. Oh, my bike! 1154 01:22:22,233 --> 01:22:24,527 Could we offer you a ride home? 1155 01:22:24,610 --> 01:22:30,199 Sorry. My mom said I'm not allowed to take rides from strangers. Oh, it's you. 1156 01:22:30,241 --> 01:22:32,535 I was just going to Danielle's house. 1157 01:22:34,787 --> 01:22:37,165 - I'll take care of the bike. - Okay. 1158 01:22:40,877 --> 01:22:45,006 - Oh, thank you so much. I owe you huge. - No problem. 1159 01:22:47,717 --> 01:22:50,761 - It's Debbie, right? - No, Cherie. 1160 01:22:50,845 --> 01:22:52,680 Whatever. 1161 01:22:52,763 --> 01:22:55,308 You know, Debbie, has anyone ever told you: you could be a model? 1162 01:22:55,391 --> 01:22:57,351 - Really? - Yeah. 1163 01:22:57,435 --> 01:23:01,063 - It's too bad you're not sexy. Really? - Bull! I can be sexy. Uh-huh. 1164 01:23:02,273 --> 01:23:04,942 All right. Show me sexy. 1165 01:23:08,946 --> 01:23:10,198 Very nice. 1166 01:23:15,286 --> 01:23:18,956 That's my special place. Holy shit!