1 00:00:37,796 --> 00:00:41,288 ''SOLD'' 2 00:01:55,107 --> 00:01:58,599 Wait, I'm hyperventiIating. 3 00:01:58,744 --> 00:02:00,439 Don't stop now! 4 00:02:00,612 --> 00:02:01,772 Oh, my darIing! 5 00:02:26,638 --> 00:02:28,469 Oh, Lord! 6 00:02:38,050 --> 00:02:41,508 Quit teIIing me you're too oId! 7 00:02:43,522 --> 00:02:45,683 - I Iove you! - I Iove you too. 8 00:02:50,129 --> 00:02:51,824 There's hair in my mouth... 9 00:02:55,501 --> 00:02:58,766 Kids are fun to have and to make. 10 00:03:08,714 --> 00:03:10,909 Say you want a baby with me. 11 00:03:11,083 --> 00:03:12,948 I want a baby with you. 12 00:03:15,988 --> 00:03:16,977 Janne...? 13 00:03:18,090 --> 00:03:19,182 Listen... 14 00:03:21,994 --> 00:03:23,052 WeII, I... 15 00:03:31,904 --> 00:03:34,202 Have you been screwing again? 16 00:03:34,373 --> 00:03:37,968 If you were my reaI father, you wouIdn't do that. 17 00:03:38,143 --> 00:03:44,412 That might be because he's dead. Come here, Rickard. 18 00:03:44,583 --> 00:03:47,484 Don't you have enough kids aIready? 19 00:04:04,570 --> 00:04:06,731 Good morning! 20 00:04:09,575 --> 00:04:15,514 - Does anyone know what day it is? - It's Christmas Eve? 21 00:04:15,647 --> 00:04:20,983 - Yes, and are we expecting anyone? - Our daddies! 22 00:04:22,488 --> 00:04:26,925 - Merry Christmas, Mom. - Oh, thank you, sweetheart. 23 00:04:27,059 --> 00:04:29,653 Santa and my reaI daddy are coming today! 24 00:04:29,828 --> 00:04:34,231 - Have you been good? - Yes! 25 00:04:35,834 --> 00:04:38,132 Thank God Christmas onIy comes around once a year. 26 00:04:38,804 --> 00:04:41,739 Christmas is great. 27 00:05:01,260 --> 00:05:03,490 - Thanks, Mom! - You're weIcome, my darIings. 28 00:05:03,662 --> 00:05:08,224 - Say thank you to Janne, too. - Thanks, Janne! 29 00:05:09,468 --> 00:05:10,901 What about you, Rickard? 30 00:05:18,644 --> 00:05:22,910 - Merry Christmas, sweetheart. - Is that for me? 31 00:05:23,515 --> 00:05:25,676 You shouIdn't have... 32 00:05:31,390 --> 00:05:34,621 Why... thank you. 33 00:05:34,760 --> 00:05:37,228 It's great! Thank you! 34 00:05:37,729 --> 00:05:41,722 Just what I needed! ReaIIy. 35 00:05:42,134 --> 00:05:46,571 - I forgot to remove the price tag. - I didn't peek. 36 00:06:13,932 --> 00:06:14,921 Sara... 37 00:06:17,603 --> 00:06:21,130 Who's going to eat aII this? You mother? 38 00:06:21,306 --> 00:06:27,677 No, It's for... the guests. There wiII be 14 of us. 39 00:06:27,946 --> 00:06:33,475 - Who's coming? - The kid's dads and a few others. 40 00:06:33,619 --> 00:06:37,988 - They're coming here? - Of course, we've invited them. 41 00:06:38,156 --> 00:06:44,117 - Why didn't you teII me? - Come on, we've taIked about this. 42 00:06:44,730 --> 00:06:47,927 I didn't reaIize we were actuaIIy going to do it. 43 00:06:48,066 --> 00:06:51,126 Don't you remember Iast year? 44 00:06:51,637 --> 00:06:56,438 You had to shuttIe the kids aII over the pIace. 45 00:06:56,608 --> 00:06:58,098 This year, you won't have to Ieave the house. 46 00:06:58,243 --> 00:07:03,237 - Why today, of aII days? - It happens to be Christmas. 47 00:07:03,415 --> 00:07:05,975 I mean, isn't Christmas supposed to be a famiIy affair? 48 00:07:06,151 --> 00:07:12,249 - WiII Ake be coming? - Yes, and so wiII Erik and Gunnar. 49 00:07:12,424 --> 00:07:18,260 - And Ake... - It's going to be great, siIIy. 50 00:07:18,497 --> 00:07:22,456 Forgive me for being oId-fashioned, but you'II have to canceI. 51 00:07:22,634 --> 00:07:26,365 TeII them we're sick, or that we haven't taIked it through properIy! 52 00:07:26,505 --> 00:07:30,669 - TeII them we're dead! - You know we can't do that. 53 00:07:30,842 --> 00:07:35,643 - The kids wouId be so disappointed. - Don't my feeIings count? 54 00:07:38,050 --> 00:07:40,610 - Here! - Don't be ridicuIous. 55 00:07:40,786 --> 00:07:46,019 I'm the master here, they're coming here over my dead body. 56 00:07:46,191 --> 00:07:48,056 WeIcome! 57 00:07:48,226 --> 00:07:51,662 We're so gIad to see you. 58 00:07:52,297 --> 00:07:53,855 HeIIo! 59 00:08:03,075 --> 00:08:06,238 A IittIe present for you. 60 00:08:17,122 --> 00:08:19,818 I guess Sara shouId have hired a butIer... 61 00:08:19,958 --> 00:08:23,086 - You seem a IittIe stressed out. - I'm fine... 62 00:08:26,965 --> 00:08:28,523 WeIcome! 63 00:08:32,738 --> 00:08:36,003 - What a crowd! - Do you think so? 64 00:08:38,243 --> 00:08:39,904 Hi, it's great that we're aII together. 65 00:08:40,078 --> 00:08:42,546 AII the kids under one roof. 66 00:08:45,283 --> 00:08:50,220 We'II just have to behave Iike aduIts today. Can we taIk Iater? 67 00:08:51,089 --> 00:08:54,286 That Ieaves onIy Erik and PauIine. 68 00:08:54,593 --> 00:08:57,562 Have I got his straight? Sara, our hostess this Christmas... 69 00:08:57,729 --> 00:09:02,723 has kids with three different men, incIuding you. 70 00:09:02,901 --> 00:09:08,032 And she now Iives with Janne, who doesn't have kids of his own. 71 00:09:08,173 --> 00:09:11,870 And they're aII going to be there? 72 00:09:12,010 --> 00:09:17,380 Yes, with their new wives. 73 00:09:17,916 --> 00:09:22,649 And some of them used to be married to each other. 74 00:09:22,788 --> 00:09:25,689 You'II figure it out. One good thing about Sara... 75 00:09:25,824 --> 00:09:27,291 is she has seriaI reIationships. 76 00:09:28,360 --> 00:09:30,487 She doesn't fooI around. 77 00:09:35,167 --> 00:09:38,295 - Who was that? - No one. 78 00:09:38,670 --> 00:09:42,538 - And Janne can deaI with this? - He's a psychoIogist. 79 00:09:44,176 --> 00:09:52,709 Christmas is here again, Christmas is here again. 80 00:09:52,851 --> 00:10:01,190 And Christmas Iasts untiI it's Easter. 81 00:10:01,359 --> 00:10:09,562 Christmas is here again, Christmas is here again. 82 00:10:09,701 --> 00:10:17,005 And Christmas Iasts untiI it's Easter... 83 00:10:17,175 --> 00:10:21,236 - Come on, Janne! - Have some muIIed wine. 84 00:10:21,413 --> 00:10:24,439 - It's good. - I know, I bought it. 85 00:10:29,788 --> 00:10:35,226 - Oh, isn't this wonderfuI? - Rickard is the image of Janne. 86 00:10:35,393 --> 00:10:40,592 You'd think he was Janne's, but I know he isn't. 87 00:10:40,732 --> 00:10:43,826 Don't! You don't get to open it! 88 00:10:45,003 --> 00:10:46,368 Daddy! 89 00:10:48,406 --> 00:10:53,173 - Our daughter wants to open a gift. - That's so Iike you, Ake. 90 00:10:53,311 --> 00:10:58,374 AIways giving in, hoping to keep the peace... 91 00:10:59,284 --> 00:11:02,651 But that's not how it works, it just makes peopIe unhappy. 92 00:11:02,821 --> 00:11:04,880 That's what you caII psychoIogy! 93 00:11:05,824 --> 00:11:07,621 WeII, if Ake was scared of confIicts... 94 00:11:07,759 --> 00:11:11,627 he wouIdn't have got you and Rita pregnant at the same time. 95 00:11:12,797 --> 00:11:17,325 And is it true that your ex-wife became a Iesbian? 96 00:11:17,502 --> 00:11:20,369 Let EIin open a present. 97 00:11:20,872 --> 00:11:23,534 Hi, it's Jeanette. Is Ahmed in? 98 00:11:23,708 --> 00:11:26,836 CouId you ask him to caII me, pIease? 99 00:11:27,345 --> 00:11:33,580 I'm so happy. I reaIIy am. 100 00:11:33,752 --> 00:11:37,984 I've been dreaming of a Christmas Iike this since I was a kid. 101 00:11:38,156 --> 00:11:44,493 Lots of peopIe dancing, cracking nuts and Iaughing. 102 00:11:44,629 --> 00:11:49,293 - It was just Mother, Micka, and me. - WeII, your father was dead. 103 00:11:50,201 --> 00:11:55,264 - And why isn't Micka here? - She's with her girIfriend. 104 00:11:55,407 --> 00:12:00,868 I'II get it, you can heat some more wine...WeIcome! 105 00:12:01,012 --> 00:12:08,612 - Hi there, sweetie! - Hi, Merry Christmas! 106 00:12:11,590 --> 00:12:14,184 - You must be Janne? - Yes...Oh, no. 107 00:12:14,359 --> 00:12:17,726 - What the heII? - Let me heIp you with your things. 108 00:12:19,831 --> 00:12:24,564 HeIIo, weIcome. I'm Janne I Iive here. 109 00:12:24,736 --> 00:12:27,534 I didn't think twice about Ake Ietting us in. 110 00:12:27,806 --> 00:12:31,333 This is Ake. He doesn't know his own name, or where he Iives. 111 00:12:31,543 --> 00:12:37,448 It's so great you aII couId make it. Merry Christmas! 112 00:12:37,616 --> 00:12:38,913 Merry Christmas to you. 113 00:12:40,251 --> 00:12:43,550 This is our hostess. Sara. Sara, this is Marika. 114 00:12:43,955 --> 00:12:47,152 WeII, heIIo, but who are you? 115 00:12:47,292 --> 00:12:49,760 Marika, 26 years oId. SingIe. 116 00:12:49,894 --> 00:12:53,227 No kids, no cats, and I have no poIiticaI affiIiations. 117 00:12:55,100 --> 00:12:58,001 What a IoveIy house! May I Iook around? 118 00:12:58,269 --> 00:12:59,634 I'II show you around. 119 00:13:01,072 --> 00:13:03,870 - Who is she? - Our neighbor. 120 00:13:04,042 --> 00:13:06,943 This pIace is such a bore. 121 00:13:08,279 --> 00:13:11,476 Rita, this is Marika... Rita's my woman. 122 00:13:11,916 --> 00:13:13,008 This is Thomas. 123 00:13:14,052 --> 00:13:17,351 They're not as bad as they Iook... They're much worse! 124 00:13:17,989 --> 00:13:19,251 This is Anne, we Iive together. 125 00:13:20,892 --> 00:13:23,554 Thomas is the onIy one here who hasn't sIept with Sara. 126 00:13:23,695 --> 00:13:29,065 - My cousin's a homosexuaI, too. - How nice... 127 00:13:29,234 --> 00:13:31,896 He's caIIed GunneI, and he's aImost as cute as you. 128 00:13:32,070 --> 00:13:35,767 - Gunnar! - It's Thomas, you're with me now. 129 00:13:35,907 --> 00:13:40,640 - Gunnar is your ex-husband. - My cousin's name is Gunnar. 130 00:13:41,246 --> 00:13:44,409 Sometimes the Iift doesn't go aII the way to the top... 131 00:13:44,883 --> 00:13:48,250 This is my brother Gunnar, who's handed down his wife to me. 132 00:13:49,621 --> 00:13:50,588 CaII me ''GunneI''. 133 00:13:52,257 --> 00:13:55,021 I'm, Eva, Gunnar's present wife. 134 00:13:55,527 --> 00:13:57,085 I used to be married to Janne. 135 00:13:57,262 --> 00:13:59,059 Rickard and Jeanette are my kids. 136 00:13:59,230 --> 00:14:03,291 But Rickard Iive here... Have we confused you? 137 00:14:03,468 --> 00:14:04,457 No. 138 00:14:06,471 --> 00:14:09,269 We make joint decisions here. 139 00:14:09,441 --> 00:14:10,840 But that's what we did. 140 00:14:10,975 --> 00:14:14,467 That damned Ake acts Iike he stiII Iives here. 141 00:14:14,646 --> 00:14:19,447 I've got an idea! You can christen the sauna with the guys. 142 00:14:20,385 --> 00:14:23,354 - What, a sauna on Christmas Eve? - Yes! 143 00:14:23,521 --> 00:14:26,149 You can show them what a good job you did... 144 00:14:26,324 --> 00:14:30,522 You did nearIy everything yourseIf. 145 00:14:31,463 --> 00:14:35,695 - But weren't we ready to eat? - That can wait. 146 00:14:35,867 --> 00:14:38,665 None of the others couId have done such a good job. 147 00:14:39,938 --> 00:14:43,567 - Do you reaIIy think so? - No in a miIIion years. 148 00:14:43,808 --> 00:14:47,835 I turned it on earIier, just in case... 149 00:14:48,213 --> 00:14:50,340 We'II eat Iater. 150 00:14:50,548 --> 00:14:54,040 Listen, everyone! 151 00:14:54,352 --> 00:14:58,482 WeII, Janne has a IittIe surprise! 152 00:14:58,923 --> 00:15:00,754 Right... 153 00:15:02,293 --> 00:15:09,199 WeII, aII the men are going to christen the sauna. 154 00:15:10,835 --> 00:15:16,535 You women get to do womanIy things. 155 00:15:16,741 --> 00:15:20,006 Like wiping the kid's noses, cooking, cIeaning up, and so on... 156 00:15:20,178 --> 00:15:22,203 Isn't that a great idea? 157 00:15:22,547 --> 00:15:28,179 - So, to the sauna, men! - Okay! 158 00:15:28,353 --> 00:15:32,585 - I want to take a sauna too... - No, you stay with the women. 159 00:15:32,757 --> 00:15:36,124 Take a sauna? I just get aII dressed up. 160 00:15:36,594 --> 00:15:38,789 This is great! 161 00:15:38,863 --> 00:15:43,232 - You did a good job here. - I'm proud of it... 162 00:15:43,401 --> 00:15:45,426 You didn't do it aII. 163 00:15:45,603 --> 00:15:47,594 I ran into some carpenters here a few weeks ago. 164 00:15:47,772 --> 00:15:51,606 - Sara and I taIked about a sauna. - So did we, in my day. 165 00:15:51,776 --> 00:15:57,681 Don't you remember, Ake? This used to be the boiIer room. 166 00:15:57,882 --> 00:16:01,750 - You're Ietting out the heat. - It's hot in here. 167 00:16:01,886 --> 00:16:05,481 - Run up to Mom. - I want to be with you. 168 00:16:05,657 --> 00:16:07,750 - Then come in. - It's too hot. 169 00:16:07,892 --> 00:16:09,757 Suit yourseIf, damn it! 170 00:16:12,297 --> 00:16:16,700 - Aren't kids great? - HeII, yes. Speaking of kids... 171 00:16:16,868 --> 00:16:22,101 - Don't you want a ''Iove chiId'', too? - We're working on it. 172 00:16:22,273 --> 00:16:27,108 Not very hard. Sara gets pregnant if you wave your shorts at her. 173 00:16:28,479 --> 00:16:33,212 - Maybe we're not compatibIe. - That's BuIIshit, just get busy. 174 00:16:33,351 --> 00:16:38,880 One thing about Sara, she's a good Iay. 175 00:16:39,057 --> 00:16:42,254 - Isn't that so, boys? - Right... 176 00:16:42,427 --> 00:16:45,294 I've never had it better in my Iife than when I was with Sara. 177 00:16:46,698 --> 00:16:49,132 It was fucking amazing! 178 00:16:51,669 --> 00:16:56,038 She Ioved getting Iaid in the cIoset. 179 00:16:58,343 --> 00:17:01,312 - What are you Iaughing about? - Sara in the cIoset. 180 00:17:03,548 --> 00:17:06,483 Does she stiII do that, Janne? 181 00:17:07,452 --> 00:17:09,545 Ake, weren't you the first to bat? 182 00:17:09,721 --> 00:17:11,712 You haven't heard the best bit. 183 00:17:14,559 --> 00:17:16,151 You mean the map? 184 00:17:21,966 --> 00:17:28,599 - When was this? - I guess we were about 15. 185 00:17:28,973 --> 00:17:33,603 You see, Sara wasn't satisfied, so she gave Ake... 186 00:17:33,778 --> 00:17:40,274 a map of a cunt so he couId find his way around. 187 00:17:41,519 --> 00:17:44,113 I Iooked and Iooked... 188 00:17:46,257 --> 00:17:49,488 I had the damned thing upside down. 189 00:17:49,727 --> 00:17:54,755 Speaking of the Iadies, Rita Iooks damned good for her age. 190 00:17:54,933 --> 00:17:59,836 - The truth is, she's an animaI! - No kidding? 191 00:18:00,204 --> 00:18:05,506 It feeIs good that Rita hasn't sIept with any of you guys. 192 00:18:05,643 --> 00:18:09,909 How do you know? How can you be sure she hasn't? 193 00:18:10,048 --> 00:18:12,812 She can just bareIy manage to be faithfuI. 194 00:18:12,984 --> 00:18:16,613 - Wow...now it's reaIIy hot. - On to Sherwood Forest! 195 00:18:24,495 --> 00:18:28,022 - Mats! - Yes, dear... 196 00:18:30,601 --> 00:18:31,829 I'm coming. 197 00:18:35,440 --> 00:18:40,070 They're having such a good time over there. So many peopIe, and kids. 198 00:18:40,244 --> 00:18:42,041 A reaI Christmas. 199 00:18:42,246 --> 00:18:44,373 We couId drop by Iater on. 200 00:18:44,515 --> 00:18:47,609 We can give them that horribIe penguin your mother sent. 201 00:18:47,752 --> 00:18:51,518 Merry Christmas was the message, not ''go to heII''! 202 00:18:55,827 --> 00:18:57,294 Look! 203 00:18:58,162 --> 00:19:01,598 I guess we'd better wait a whiIe. 204 00:19:23,588 --> 00:19:27,684 - Hi. Are you aII aIone in here? - Yeah! 205 00:19:28,059 --> 00:19:29,321 Good! 206 00:19:31,129 --> 00:19:35,156 - I've known you a Iong time, right? - Right! 207 00:19:35,333 --> 00:19:39,326 - And you're never wanted chiIdren. - No. 208 00:19:39,504 --> 00:19:43,873 - You know how curious I am. - I sure do. 209 00:19:44,008 --> 00:19:49,173 WeII, not that I find it credibIe... 210 00:19:49,347 --> 00:19:51,781 but Ake says you and Sara are trying to have a baby. 211 00:19:53,184 --> 00:19:59,089 I bet she says stuff Iike that to Iet Ake know how happy she is. 212 00:19:59,624 --> 00:20:02,354 - What do you mean? - You never wanted kids. 213 00:20:02,527 --> 00:20:04,518 Have you changed your mind? 214 00:20:06,898 --> 00:20:11,096 If you have four kids, one more hardIy matters. 215 00:20:11,235 --> 00:20:14,762 - But the first one is a big deaI. - And I don't have any kids. 216 00:20:14,939 --> 00:20:19,967 I'm too oId to cart a tiny baby around. 217 00:20:20,144 --> 00:20:23,341 - It's not reaIIy your decision. - It is, too. 218 00:20:23,514 --> 00:20:27,712 Sorry, but the woman usuaIIy gets what she wants. 219 00:20:27,852 --> 00:20:31,310 - I have a say in it too. I do! - HardIy. 220 00:20:31,456 --> 00:20:36,359 - Do you want to bet? 500 kronor. - Try 500,000. 221 00:20:36,727 --> 00:20:41,391 Are you sick? WeII, teII me the reason. 222 00:20:43,935 --> 00:20:45,493 What's up? 223 00:20:49,640 --> 00:20:52,973 Have you had a vasectomy? 224 00:20:56,881 --> 00:21:01,215 - Why did you have a vasectomy? - What wouId you recommend? 225 00:21:01,385 --> 00:21:06,721 Oh my God, that's unbeIievabIe! When did you have it done? 226 00:21:06,791 --> 00:21:10,955 - Two years ago. - You met each other two years ago. 227 00:21:11,095 --> 00:21:13,063 What did Sara have to say about that? 228 00:21:19,904 --> 00:21:23,863 She doesn't know about it. You haven't toId Sara? 229 00:21:24,041 --> 00:21:26,839 And you'II keep your mouth shut. You're the onIy one who knows! 230 00:21:27,011 --> 00:21:30,242 - You must be out of your mind! - Rita... 231 00:21:30,414 --> 00:21:35,010 You'd better button up that pretty mouth of yours! 232 00:21:35,153 --> 00:21:39,852 - You pass the gas station... - It'II stick to her ear soon. 233 00:21:40,024 --> 00:21:45,291 Pass the gas station. Turn right... Hush! 234 00:21:45,463 --> 00:21:48,830 Not you, Ahmed... They're driving me nuts! 235 00:21:49,734 --> 00:21:53,101 Listen Mohammed... Don't turn right at the station. 236 00:21:53,271 --> 00:21:56,206 Park your cameI and Iet us 237 00:21:56,340 --> 00:21:58,831 Swedes ceIebrate Christmas in peace. 238 00:21:58,976 --> 00:22:00,637 Do you understand? 239 00:22:01,512 --> 00:22:06,006 - You racist bastard! - Why don't you Ieave home? 240 00:22:06,150 --> 00:22:11,520 - Find me an apartment! - And wiII prostitution pay for it? 241 00:22:14,525 --> 00:22:17,221 You think anyone can be bought. 242 00:22:17,361 --> 00:22:19,625 If the price is right, IittIe Iady. 243 00:22:20,531 --> 00:22:25,764 - At the right price. - You cannibaI, you feed on peopIe! 244 00:22:27,505 --> 00:22:30,440 - Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas. 245 00:22:30,575 --> 00:22:31,940 Has anyone seen Janne? 246 00:22:32,109 --> 00:22:34,873 Maybe he's stiII in the sauna. 247 00:22:37,715 --> 00:22:39,444 How couId you? 248 00:22:39,584 --> 00:22:40,846 It was a very simpIe operation. 249 00:22:40,985 --> 00:22:43,317 It takes two to make that decision. 250 00:22:43,487 --> 00:22:46,047 Doctor OIsson and I were in agreement. 251 00:22:46,190 --> 00:22:48,715 We have kids, and I'm 47 years oId, damn it! 252 00:22:48,893 --> 00:22:54,297 - Don't you want kids of your own? - No. 253 00:22:55,333 --> 00:22:59,064 - Janne, you'II have to teII her. - Never. 254 00:22:59,203 --> 00:23:01,398 She'd never forgive me 255 00:23:01,572 --> 00:23:03,062 for foiIing her deepest desire. 256 00:23:03,307 --> 00:23:06,003 She'II accept that I can't have kids. 257 00:23:06,177 --> 00:23:08,270 I just heIped nature a IittIe. 258 00:23:08,446 --> 00:23:10,141 Poor Sara... 259 00:23:10,615 --> 00:23:12,173 Oh, there you are... 260 00:23:14,018 --> 00:23:15,781 And so are you. 261 00:23:16,921 --> 00:23:19,219 What were you taIking about? 262 00:23:23,527 --> 00:23:24,824 Nice sauna. 263 00:23:31,202 --> 00:23:32,897 Christmas secrets. 264 00:23:37,008 --> 00:23:40,409 What did the guys say? 265 00:23:40,578 --> 00:23:43,843 They thought the Carpenters did a reaIIy good job. 266 00:23:44,615 --> 00:23:47,709 When we're seated at the tabIe... 267 00:23:47,852 --> 00:23:51,344 CouIdn't you stand up and weIcome our guests? 268 00:23:51,489 --> 00:23:57,951 - WouIdn't that be nice? - Of course, Iet me shower first. 269 00:24:01,065 --> 00:24:05,832 Hey, joIIy gnomes fiII up the gIasses and we'II be merry together. 270 00:24:06,003 --> 00:24:09,871 Our time is brief upon the earth with many troubIes and IittIe mirth. 271 00:24:10,041 --> 00:24:14,171 Hey, joIIy gnomes fiII up the gIasses and we'II be merry together. 272 00:24:14,312 --> 00:24:18,408 - Cheers! - Merry Christmas! 273 00:24:21,185 --> 00:24:22,777 Go ahead and eat. 274 00:24:23,254 --> 00:24:26,815 Won't you at Ieast drop this vegetarian crap at Christmas? 275 00:24:26,991 --> 00:24:32,657 Vegan. It's not crap. Thousands of animaIs are murdered every day... 276 00:24:32,830 --> 00:24:36,266 Not now! I mean it! 277 00:24:47,345 --> 00:24:52,044 - I'm no good at speeches... - Then shut up! 278 00:24:52,516 --> 00:24:57,317 If the brothers wouId pipe down, I'd Iike to say a few words. 279 00:24:57,488 --> 00:25:00,286 ''A few words'', that was three. 280 00:25:01,158 --> 00:25:05,686 I'd Iike to propose a Christmas toast to Sara... 281 00:25:06,163 --> 00:25:09,530 It was Sara's idea that we aII bury our hatchets... 282 00:25:09,700 --> 00:25:13,932 Sara and Rita haven't spoken 283 00:25:14,105 --> 00:25:16,232 since DanieI and EIin were born. 284 00:25:16,907 --> 00:25:24,336 We're just a bunch of oId friends who became one big famiIy... 285 00:25:25,916 --> 00:25:29,852 Ake was married to Sara whiIe he was fooIing around with Rita. 286 00:25:29,987 --> 00:25:32,956 And they both got pregnant practicaIIy on the same day... 287 00:25:33,524 --> 00:25:35,754 Maybe a IittIe Iater. 288 00:25:36,093 --> 00:25:41,861 Let's ease up on the booze, and have a memorabIe Christmas. 289 00:25:42,767 --> 00:25:49,172 They were in the same ward and gave birth on the same day. 290 00:25:49,940 --> 00:25:52,670 This may even become a tradition. 291 00:25:53,210 --> 00:25:57,078 And I'II be abIe to say to EIin and DanieI's kids... 292 00:25:57,214 --> 00:25:59,978 that Granddad was present on that first occasion. 293 00:26:00,151 --> 00:26:03,882 I'm not going to have kids, there are too many aIready. 294 00:26:04,021 --> 00:26:07,184 EIin, you'II have pIenty of time to change your mind. 295 00:26:07,358 --> 00:26:11,954 I'd Iike to propose a toast to the kids since Christmas is for kids. 296 00:26:12,129 --> 00:26:17,192 - And for Jesus! - And for Jesus too, certainIy... 297 00:26:17,635 --> 00:26:20,695 Merry Christmas! 298 00:26:28,646 --> 00:26:31,012 Thank you, Ake. 299 00:26:31,749 --> 00:26:36,584 WeII... 300 00:26:36,754 --> 00:26:39,814 To aII you dear peopIe who sit at our tabIe tonight... 301 00:26:40,357 --> 00:26:46,592 I means the worId to me that you're here. It reaIIy does. 302 00:26:48,199 --> 00:26:52,135 And Janne, my darIing... 303 00:26:54,472 --> 00:26:57,236 I have something I wouId Iike to teII you. 304 00:27:00,044 --> 00:27:03,070 Something important... 305 00:27:03,247 --> 00:27:06,216 and very wonderfuI. 306 00:27:08,018 --> 00:27:12,216 - I'm carrying our ''Iove chiId''. - What? 307 00:27:13,090 --> 00:27:14,955 CongratuIations! 308 00:27:15,459 --> 00:27:17,654 That's right... 309 00:27:17,928 --> 00:27:21,091 You'II finaIIy be a father for reaI. 310 00:27:22,399 --> 00:27:27,234 - That's my Christmas gift to you. - CongratuIations, Sara. 311 00:27:27,404 --> 00:27:29,964 Yes, isn't it wonderfuI? A IittIe baby... 312 00:27:31,642 --> 00:27:33,405 Aren't you pIeased? 313 00:27:34,445 --> 00:27:38,006 - I'm sorry? - Aren't you pIeased? 314 00:27:38,282 --> 00:27:43,379 Of course I am, I'm just a IittIe surprised. 315 00:27:44,088 --> 00:27:47,455 It's no ordinary surprise. 316 00:27:49,927 --> 00:27:54,387 Now Iet's aII rise and cheer for Sara and Janne. 317 00:27:54,532 --> 00:27:58,525 Sit down, Janne. You're the man of the house. 318 00:27:58,936 --> 00:28:01,632 And we toast... 319 00:28:01,972 --> 00:28:03,735 I think this caIIs for... 320 00:28:04,074 --> 00:28:08,101 - Hip, hip... - Hurrah... 321 00:28:16,353 --> 00:28:17,718 Hi! 322 00:28:22,860 --> 00:28:25,294 How are you? Aren't you pIeased? 323 00:28:25,462 --> 00:28:26,827 Of course I am. 324 00:28:27,698 --> 00:28:30,064 You don't act pIeased. 325 00:28:30,200 --> 00:28:32,225 Why didn't you teII me in private? 326 00:28:32,369 --> 00:28:37,432 I tried, but the kids interrupted aII the time... 327 00:28:37,575 --> 00:28:40,738 You couId have taken the time... 328 00:28:40,911 --> 00:28:42,845 TeIIing everyone Iike that! 329 00:28:42,980 --> 00:28:44,743 You put me on the spot. 330 00:28:44,915 --> 00:28:46,473 Why are you so grouchy? 331 00:28:46,617 --> 00:28:48,380 I thought you'd be happy. 332 00:28:49,553 --> 00:28:52,579 You can be a father. 333 00:28:52,890 --> 00:28:57,156 Your sperm's okay and you're not too oId. 334 00:28:57,528 --> 00:29:00,861 I think it was a fine occasion to teII it. 335 00:29:00,998 --> 00:29:03,262 That's obviousIy your opinion. 336 00:29:06,604 --> 00:29:08,333 Is something eIse bothering you? 337 00:29:14,111 --> 00:29:15,669 No! 338 00:29:20,851 --> 00:29:24,810 - Come on, DonaId Duck's on! - We've seen it before. 339 00:29:24,989 --> 00:29:28,516 That's just the point, young Iady. It's what you caII a tradition. 340 00:29:28,659 --> 00:29:30,923 But it's the same as Iast year. 341 00:29:31,061 --> 00:29:35,964 Can't you just join us big kids? Oh, never mind! 342 00:29:36,133 --> 00:29:39,432 We're busy, you fucking fatso! 343 00:29:39,603 --> 00:29:43,437 - Tape it if it's so important. - It's just not done! 344 00:29:43,941 --> 00:29:47,377 I don't know why, but so much weIIs up inside... 345 00:29:47,544 --> 00:29:52,846 when I think about how sweet Janne was to me back then. 346 00:29:53,017 --> 00:29:58,717 When RoIand died, I feIt Iike having a baby with Janne, too. 347 00:29:58,822 --> 00:30:01,882 Jeanette and Rickard were stiII smaII, 348 00:30:02,059 --> 00:30:03,083 and we were so in Iove. 349 00:30:03,260 --> 00:30:05,854 Were you together when RoIand died? 350 00:30:06,030 --> 00:30:11,161 RoIand and I went to marriage counseIing. With Janne... 351 00:30:11,301 --> 00:30:14,236 We'd hit a reaIIy rough patch no intimacy at aII. 352 00:30:14,405 --> 00:30:20,640 And the kids just screamed whenever we Iooked at each other... 353 00:30:20,811 --> 00:30:23,609 You made it with your therapist? 354 00:30:23,747 --> 00:30:26,272 It might have been a bad choice. 355 00:30:27,551 --> 00:30:32,045 RoIand was reaIIy hurt, but we were reaIIy in Iove. 356 00:30:32,222 --> 00:30:33,985 Poor RoIand, that's shitty. 357 00:30:34,158 --> 00:30:37,650 What was he doing driving around in the middIe of the night? 358 00:30:37,828 --> 00:30:39,193 Oh, gentIeman 359 00:30:39,530 --> 00:30:45,298 I'd accepted the fact that Janne didn't want to have kids. 360 00:30:45,469 --> 00:30:51,669 But he's having one with Sara. 361 00:30:51,842 --> 00:30:53,673 That means that he just didn't want one with me... 362 00:30:53,844 --> 00:30:58,281 - It's not Iike that... - What do you mean? 363 00:30:59,049 --> 00:31:03,281 - Can you keep a secret? - Of course I can. 364 00:31:04,288 --> 00:31:07,519 Janne can't possibIy be the father of Sara's chiId... 365 00:31:08,792 --> 00:31:12,319 He's had a vasectomy. 366 00:31:13,363 --> 00:31:14,728 Excuse me? 367 00:31:16,200 --> 00:31:20,569 - Janne isn't capabIe... - HoId on... 368 00:31:21,438 --> 00:31:24,965 - Doesn't Sara know about it? - No. 369 00:31:25,142 --> 00:31:29,943 - But who is the father? - You teII me... 370 00:31:30,914 --> 00:31:36,614 - Good God! - Don't teII a souI. 371 00:31:36,787 --> 00:31:39,221 - I mean... - I won't. 372 00:31:39,389 --> 00:31:45,521 SiIent night, hoIy night. 373 00:31:45,662 --> 00:31:51,931 AII is caIm, AII is bright... 374 00:31:52,069 --> 00:31:57,006 Round you virgin mother and chiId. 375 00:31:57,174 --> 00:32:01,008 You have to teII her. Anything eIse is crueIty. 376 00:32:01,178 --> 00:32:05,012 She's the one who has something to teII me! 377 00:32:05,182 --> 00:32:12,782 SIeep in heavenIy peace. 378 00:32:13,423 --> 00:32:19,191 SiIent night, hoIy night. 379 00:32:19,363 --> 00:32:25,131 AII is caIm, AII is bright... 380 00:32:25,269 --> 00:32:27,396 Shepherds quake at the sight... 381 00:32:27,571 --> 00:32:32,474 - I'm going to find out who it is. - How do you propose to do that? 382 00:32:33,877 --> 00:32:37,677 I hope you're aware your husband is the prime suspect. 383 00:32:37,848 --> 00:32:39,145 Ake? 384 00:32:42,052 --> 00:32:45,783 ...Christ the Savior, is born! 385 00:32:49,860 --> 00:32:54,422 Midnight reigns, 'tis so quiet in the houses 386 00:32:54,598 --> 00:32:55,860 in the houses... 387 00:32:56,033 --> 00:32:57,500 If it's Ake, I'm going to kiII him! 388 00:32:57,668 --> 00:33:00,466 Do you prefer the others? 389 00:33:00,637 --> 00:33:01,797 I'm sure it's that horny bastard. 390 00:33:01,939 --> 00:33:05,431 He'd jump a worm if it had tits. 391 00:33:05,609 --> 00:33:11,605 See the eIves sneak... 392 00:33:11,849 --> 00:33:13,373 Sara has tits. 393 00:33:13,517 --> 00:33:23,483 Listening, watching, 394 00:33:23,760 --> 00:33:29,392 tippy-toeing forward, tip-toe forward. 395 00:33:33,871 --> 00:33:36,635 I swear it brings tears to my eyes! 396 00:33:37,341 --> 00:33:42,040 - How does she find the time? - She's great with kids. 397 00:33:42,279 --> 00:33:45,942 - Aren't they cIever? - Very. 398 00:33:46,116 --> 00:33:47,549 When did you find the time? 399 00:33:47,718 --> 00:33:50,152 A Iot goes on when you're at work. 400 00:33:52,489 --> 00:33:55,014 So, Rickard Iives here and not with you? 401 00:33:55,158 --> 00:33:58,616 We have no choice, the kid detests me. 402 00:33:58,762 --> 00:34:02,425 It seems strange to say it, but Rickard is better off here. 403 00:34:03,467 --> 00:34:08,962 More mothers shouId be so unseIfish about where their kids Iive. 404 00:34:09,339 --> 00:34:13,332 - I guess that's what I am: seIfish. - But I have to Iive with you! 405 00:34:13,510 --> 00:34:17,037 - You're free to move out. - What are you saying? 406 00:34:17,180 --> 00:34:21,344 Mom, why do you Iive with Fatso? I don't Iike it. 407 00:34:21,518 --> 00:34:25,181 Stop it! Rickard reacts Iike this. 408 00:34:25,355 --> 00:34:29,485 His therapist says he has a great need for attention. 409 00:34:29,626 --> 00:34:32,993 - Stop it! - Why not give him attention? 410 00:34:33,163 --> 00:34:35,063 If you onIy knew! 411 00:34:35,198 --> 00:34:37,962 Crazy oId Gunnar buys everything Rickard points at. 412 00:34:38,135 --> 00:34:43,732 I doubt that's what his therapist meant. Just think about it a IittIe. 413 00:34:44,207 --> 00:34:49,144 Why don't peopIe reaIize everyone can be bought? Kids incIuded. 414 00:34:49,279 --> 00:34:53,147 - Does Janne reaIIy want a chiId? - Of course he does, Mom. 415 00:34:53,283 --> 00:34:56,514 - He Ioves me! - That's not the same thing. 416 00:34:58,655 --> 00:35:01,624 - ShouId I take this out? - Yes, pIease. 417 00:35:02,859 --> 00:35:07,626 - What a nice dress. - Thanks! I got it in London. 418 00:35:07,798 --> 00:35:11,029 You know what the EngIish say about a pregnant woman? 419 00:35:11,201 --> 00:35:13,635 Isn't that cute? 420 00:35:13,804 --> 00:35:15,237 They mean that she is two peopIe in one. 421 00:35:17,207 --> 00:35:19,539 She pays for two, because she has 422 00:35:19,676 --> 00:35:28,345 a IittIe one in her beIIy. 423 00:35:28,485 --> 00:35:30,578 Right! 424 00:35:34,524 --> 00:35:38,551 - When were you in London? - The beginning of November. 425 00:35:38,695 --> 00:35:40,822 What did you do beside shopping? 426 00:35:49,006 --> 00:35:53,375 We'II have to taIk about it sometime. 427 00:35:53,543 --> 00:35:56,569 About what? I have no idea what you are taIking about. 428 00:36:00,684 --> 00:36:02,914 Stop it! 429 00:36:06,690 --> 00:36:10,683 What's the matter, do you feeI queasy? 430 00:36:10,861 --> 00:36:12,624 Are you going to have a baby too? 431 00:36:13,530 --> 00:36:18,263 To get pregnant you have to...fuck! 432 00:36:20,370 --> 00:36:23,498 Eva, I toId Janne that he has to teII Sara. 433 00:36:23,640 --> 00:36:25,801 WeII, he shouId have done that two years ago. 434 00:36:25,976 --> 00:36:28,809 He thinks Ake sIept with Sara. 435 00:36:28,979 --> 00:36:32,506 - Why does he think that? - Ahmed's coming to get me soon. 436 00:36:32,649 --> 00:36:38,110 - He says Ake wouId screw anything. - You mean anybody. 437 00:36:38,255 --> 00:36:42,316 - No, anything. - Did you hear me? 438 00:36:42,459 --> 00:36:45,292 Who did Ake screw? Besides you and Sara. 439 00:36:45,429 --> 00:36:50,128 Listen, you IittIe witch. You won't Iive Iong if you keep this up. 440 00:36:50,267 --> 00:36:52,599 It's Christmas, 441 00:36:52,769 --> 00:36:55,602 is Ahmed aIIowed out on Christmas Eve? 442 00:36:55,772 --> 00:36:59,538 - They're MusIims, Mom. - WeII, you're not going anywhere. 443 00:36:59,676 --> 00:37:05,444 You spend Christmas with the famiIy. It's a Swedish tradition, you know. 444 00:37:05,615 --> 00:37:08,413 Jesus was Swedish? I had no idea! 445 00:37:09,052 --> 00:37:12,419 You're nuts, I'm Ieaving when Ahmed gets here. 446 00:37:13,156 --> 00:37:17,650 - Mats! Can you find some string? - I can't find anything! 447 00:37:17,828 --> 00:37:19,989 I'm just happy I managed to find this IittIe Iady. 448 00:37:20,564 --> 00:37:24,466 WeII, this wiII have to do. 449 00:37:26,770 --> 00:37:29,466 Come on. Mats you're such a coward. 450 00:37:29,639 --> 00:37:33,370 You can't give green penguins to peopIe you don't know. 451 00:37:49,526 --> 00:37:52,893 Who made aII this food? It must have taken weeks. 452 00:37:53,063 --> 00:37:54,792 Super Mom. 453 00:37:55,098 --> 00:37:59,967 Without that woman, the worId wouId be Iess popuIated. 454 00:38:00,937 --> 00:38:03,269 You just have to do your best. 455 00:38:03,440 --> 00:38:05,237 I'II adopt if I have kids. 456 00:38:05,408 --> 00:38:08,172 - Adopt me. - Where do you Iive? 457 00:38:09,412 --> 00:38:14,315 Thank God. I managed to procreate naturaIIy. 458 00:38:15,719 --> 00:38:20,088 - Adoption is for barren peopIe. - Come on! 459 00:38:20,257 --> 00:38:27,026 When hormones and test tubes don't work, they have to adopt. 460 00:38:27,164 --> 00:38:30,429 It's the second-best thing, and you know it, Ake. 461 00:38:30,567 --> 00:38:33,832 Anyone who had a choice wants their own kids. 462 00:38:33,970 --> 00:38:36,097 Not someone eIse's. 463 00:38:37,774 --> 00:38:43,235 You don't know if it'II be white and Iook Iike you. 464 00:38:45,882 --> 00:38:48,350 These are our new neighbors. 465 00:38:48,485 --> 00:38:52,854 HeIena, Mats and IittIe Josefin. 466 00:38:53,423 --> 00:38:55,550 WeII, HeIIo... 467 00:38:55,692 --> 00:38:58,183 We came to wish you a Merry Christmas. 468 00:38:58,361 --> 00:39:01,762 - We moved in yesterday. - Now nice! 469 00:39:01,898 --> 00:39:03,957 She's adorabIe... 470 00:39:04,100 --> 00:39:06,068 I'II get back to you. 471 00:39:06,236 --> 00:39:08,397 I'm Sara. WeIcome. 472 00:39:08,572 --> 00:39:13,839 It's kind of a mess here. We're a big famiIy. 473 00:39:17,647 --> 00:39:21,413 - Merry Christmas. - Thank you. 474 00:39:21,918 --> 00:39:25,376 Where is she from? 475 00:39:25,822 --> 00:39:30,191 - Vietnam. - Asia. Now...nice. 476 00:39:30,694 --> 00:39:31,991 We'd better be on out way... 477 00:39:32,162 --> 00:39:35,928 PIease stay, there's Iots of food. 478 00:39:36,099 --> 00:39:39,865 - I'II see them to the door. - WeIcome... 479 00:39:40,170 --> 00:39:42,900 I said the girI was cute, right? 480 00:39:43,039 --> 00:39:43,971 isn't that so... 481 00:39:44,841 --> 00:39:48,743 But I said she was a very nice chiId, I did... 482 00:39:48,912 --> 00:39:52,370 Don't worry, by tomorrow they'II have forgotten aII about it. 483 00:39:52,549 --> 00:39:55,279 Have some brandy. 484 00:39:55,452 --> 00:39:59,889 - I'II report her to the poIice! - Because you... 485 00:40:00,023 --> 00:40:01,684 We can't have kids of our own? 486 00:40:01,825 --> 00:40:05,352 Racism. Harassment. Anything. 487 00:40:05,528 --> 00:40:11,433 - Harassing adoptive parents? - This doesn't seem to bother you. 488 00:40:11,601 --> 00:40:16,197 - Why Iet it bother you? - I demand an apoIogy! 489 00:40:16,373 --> 00:40:18,898 She shouId get down on her knees! 490 00:40:19,042 --> 00:40:24,105 - Is that reaIIy necessary? - I want her to come to me! 491 00:40:24,247 --> 00:40:27,341 How cIever of you to moonIight on Christmas Eve. 492 00:40:27,484 --> 00:40:29,975 - How many stops for Santa? - Five! 493 00:40:30,153 --> 00:40:35,785 Hope it pays weII! Remember, you get her over here to apoIogize. 494 00:40:35,959 --> 00:40:41,022 And if she doesn't, you're out of here! 495 00:40:41,264 --> 00:40:44,563 We shouId have given her the damned penguin! 496 00:40:47,037 --> 00:40:50,473 I reaIIy put my foot in it... 497 00:40:50,640 --> 00:40:52,540 They must think I'm a racist. 498 00:40:52,676 --> 00:40:53,938 I meant that if you had the choice... 499 00:40:54,077 --> 00:40:56,671 It's not that bad. 500 00:40:58,715 --> 00:41:04,347 - No one appreciates my efforts. - Of course they do. 501 00:41:08,525 --> 00:41:12,427 And you don't seem the Ieast bit happy about the baby. 502 00:41:12,595 --> 00:41:16,656 Maybe you don't want a baby with me? 503 00:41:17,534 --> 00:41:21,800 - Of course I... - Do you want the baby? 504 00:41:22,138 --> 00:41:25,699 - It's not as simpIe as that. - Answer me! 505 00:41:25,875 --> 00:41:29,902 - Do you want the baby or not? - Maybe not right now... 506 00:41:30,080 --> 00:41:34,676 You're 47, when did you pIan on having a baby? 507 00:41:34,851 --> 00:41:38,810 - A Iot of peopIe oIder than me... - It's ''than I'', not ''than me''. 508 00:41:38,955 --> 00:41:43,517 - Can't you just teII the truth? - There's Jack NichoIson... 509 00:41:43,693 --> 00:41:47,129 Lennart Bernadotte and Yassir Arafat... 510 00:41:47,297 --> 00:41:52,860 Do you, or do you not, want the baby? 511 00:41:55,972 --> 00:41:58,304 No, I don't want to have chiIdren. 512 00:42:03,246 --> 00:42:07,740 - Do you want me to get an abortion? - Yes, I do. 513 00:42:08,518 --> 00:42:12,614 - Good God. Why? - For a Iot of reasons, damn it. 514 00:42:12,756 --> 00:42:14,656 I'm very busy at work, 515 00:42:14,791 --> 00:42:18,022 and I'm up for promotion in six ''months'' time. 516 00:42:18,161 --> 00:42:20,652 I bareIy have the time to drive the kids around as it is. 517 00:42:20,797 --> 00:42:23,027 They go to daycare... 518 00:42:23,166 --> 00:42:29,162 to hockey and swimming and riding and vioIin Iessons. 519 00:42:29,672 --> 00:42:34,905 - To choir practice and... - Acting cIasses. 520 00:42:35,078 --> 00:42:39,640 - The whoIe house is fuII of kids. - Then you've been Iying aII aIong. 521 00:42:39,783 --> 00:42:45,050 This morning you said you wanted a baby. Were you Iying? 522 00:42:45,188 --> 00:42:48,988 - What the heII was I to say? - How about the truth? 523 00:42:49,359 --> 00:42:50,553 I Iove you, but... 524 00:42:50,727 --> 00:42:54,561 You don't want the baby, right? 525 00:42:54,731 --> 00:42:57,325 If that's the case, then you can Ieave! 526 00:42:57,500 --> 00:42:59,798 Get the heII out of here! The choice is yours. 527 00:43:01,771 --> 00:43:05,298 Okay. If that's the way you want it. 528 00:43:09,913 --> 00:43:14,145 - What's the matter? - Erik's seeing someone. 529 00:43:15,785 --> 00:43:18,219 Are you sure about that? 530 00:43:22,392 --> 00:43:26,328 He doesn't taIk to me. He doesn't touch me... 531 00:43:26,463 --> 00:43:28,090 I just know it... 532 00:43:28,231 --> 00:43:31,200 - Do you know who it is? - No. 533 00:43:32,135 --> 00:43:35,332 I never reaIIy thought about having kids... 534 00:43:35,939 --> 00:43:39,568 - But with Erik it... - Just feIt right? 535 00:43:40,443 --> 00:43:46,177 How Iong had you known each other, something Iike 15 minutes? 536 00:43:46,349 --> 00:43:48,180 Twenty. 537 00:43:48,885 --> 00:43:51,911 You didn't know him very weII. How weII do I know him now? 538 00:43:52,055 --> 00:43:57,516 Why wouId he want someone eIse? What am I doing wrong? 539 00:43:57,660 --> 00:44:01,596 You don't mean to teII me that you think it's your fauIt? 540 00:44:02,265 --> 00:44:07,965 You was want to know a secret? Promise not to teII anyone. 541 00:44:09,472 --> 00:44:13,966 Janne isn't the father of Sara's baby. 542 00:44:14,110 --> 00:44:17,876 He's had a vasectomy and Sara doesn't know... 543 00:44:29,826 --> 00:44:32,351 What's so bad about that? 544 00:44:33,396 --> 00:44:37,025 - Come on... - Erik! 545 00:44:37,467 --> 00:44:40,436 Then it's got to be Erik! 546 00:44:43,406 --> 00:44:48,105 What's this? We haven't even opened our Christmas presents... 547 00:44:48,278 --> 00:44:50,439 I've had my present. 548 00:44:51,314 --> 00:44:56,877 - A baby isn't a gift. - You said so, in your IittIe speech. 549 00:44:57,020 --> 00:44:59,955 Janne... 550 00:45:00,123 --> 00:45:05,459 - Janne, Iook at me. I Iove you. - I Iove you too. 551 00:45:10,567 --> 00:45:13,297 But I refuse to have an abortion. 552 00:45:13,836 --> 00:45:16,361 We'II have to taIk about it another time. 553 00:45:17,540 --> 00:45:22,477 This couIdn't' possibIy have ruined everything between us? 554 00:45:22,612 --> 00:45:26,309 Yes, it has, it feeIs Iike we shouId form a suicide pact. 555 00:45:26,449 --> 00:45:32,319 Why not do it tonight? Bring in the kids, and Ake... 556 00:45:33,122 --> 00:45:35,181 Sorry. 557 00:45:37,226 --> 00:45:43,893 Let's puII ourseIves together, and go and be the worId's best coupIe. 558 00:45:45,802 --> 00:45:49,568 - Is this what you want to do? - Yes, it is. 559 00:45:49,772 --> 00:45:53,435 I promise to be very nice to your former husbands. 560 00:45:53,610 --> 00:45:59,014 I'm reaIIy going to try to get to know them for reaI. 561 00:46:12,095 --> 00:46:14,120 - You need heIp? - No, I got it. 562 00:46:22,672 --> 00:46:25,266 Pretty girI, Smart! 563 00:46:25,441 --> 00:46:30,037 The kind of girI who knows what she wants. WouIdn't she be fun? 564 00:46:30,713 --> 00:46:34,809 How are things with you and Rita? 565 00:46:34,984 --> 00:46:37,782 Like I said, we can bareIy manage to be faithfuI. 566 00:46:37,920 --> 00:46:40,946 You said she bareIy managed to be faithfuI. 567 00:46:41,124 --> 00:46:44,184 - There's no difference. - If you say so... 568 00:46:44,661 --> 00:46:47,255 Why are you making a fooI of yourseIf over her, then? 569 00:46:47,430 --> 00:46:48,863 I'm not chasing her. 570 00:46:49,032 --> 00:46:52,263 No, not a horny bastard Iike you. 571 00:46:52,502 --> 00:46:56,370 Some of us manage to resist temptation, 572 00:46:56,506 --> 00:46:58,838 other poor deviIs can't. 573 00:46:59,409 --> 00:47:02,776 Nice to hear that you and Sara are friends again. 574 00:47:02,912 --> 00:47:06,643 - Yes, it's nice. - That can happen after a whiIe. 575 00:47:06,816 --> 00:47:09,444 You see things you haven't seen before 576 00:47:09,619 --> 00:47:11,644 and rekindIe the fIame. 577 00:47:11,821 --> 00:47:15,917 - Third time's the charm, right? - What are you taIking about? 578 00:47:16,092 --> 00:47:19,994 Look, Rita is a good friend. 579 00:47:20,129 --> 00:47:24,623 If I find out you've been cheating on her, I'm going to... 580 00:47:24,867 --> 00:47:27,995 I don't know what your probIem is, but it has nothing to do with me. 581 00:47:37,280 --> 00:47:42,877 Ho, ho, ho... Are there any good chiIdren here? 582 00:47:43,086 --> 00:47:44,519 No. 583 00:47:52,495 --> 00:47:55,828 - No good chiIdren at aII? - No. 584 00:48:05,374 --> 00:48:09,970 - Have I gone to the wrong house? - ProbabIy. Merry Christmas. 585 00:48:12,115 --> 00:48:14,777 - Who was that? - Some cIown in a Santa suit. 586 00:48:15,718 --> 00:48:21,156 Santa! Come back. The kids are expecting you. 587 00:48:25,194 --> 00:48:28,857 This is my husband, Janne. This is Santa. 588 00:48:30,967 --> 00:48:33,561 Here, take this and go in. 589 00:48:33,736 --> 00:48:38,537 - Are there any good chiIdren here? - Yes! 590 00:48:38,775 --> 00:48:42,142 - EIin hasn't been very good. - Oh, is that so? 591 00:48:42,311 --> 00:48:48,216 Let's see. Here's a present for DanieI. 592 00:48:52,121 --> 00:48:53,110 Merry X-mas... 593 00:48:53,256 --> 00:48:55,224 How's the construction business? 594 00:48:55,391 --> 00:48:57,086 How's the fruitcake business? 595 00:48:57,226 --> 00:49:01,162 - Here's a big gift for LiseIotte... - That's me. 596 00:49:01,330 --> 00:49:08,099 It's from your parents. Maybe they shouId heIp you open it. 597 00:49:08,271 --> 00:49:10,330 I can manage on my own. 598 00:49:11,073 --> 00:49:14,201 You see, that Iady is my Mom. 599 00:49:14,377 --> 00:49:18,313 And her first husband is my father... 600 00:49:18,447 --> 00:49:21,382 Pardon me if I seem impertinent 601 00:49:21,551 --> 00:49:24,019 but is there something wrong with your eyes? 602 00:49:25,288 --> 00:49:28,815 You haven't visited Johanna much IateIy. 603 00:49:28,991 --> 00:49:32,859 I guess you come when I'm at work. 604 00:49:33,029 --> 00:49:36,760 I've bareIy seen you at aII this autumn. 605 00:49:37,433 --> 00:49:39,628 You haven't been in when I come. 606 00:49:39,769 --> 00:49:41,498 That's what I gathered. 607 00:49:43,272 --> 00:49:47,538 - Is that a probIem? - No, I'm a psychoIogist. 608 00:49:48,244 --> 00:49:50,007 Look! 609 00:49:59,555 --> 00:50:02,683 You'd better teII me what's up. 610 00:50:05,361 --> 00:50:08,660 Sara, she put her sweater on backwards. 611 00:50:09,398 --> 00:50:12,959 What the heII's our probIem? I'm taIking to you. 612 00:50:13,135 --> 00:50:17,435 - Here's a gift for Janne... - WeII, what do you know? 613 00:50:17,573 --> 00:50:20,736 Thank you, Santa. 614 00:50:23,145 --> 00:50:26,376 - What the heII is your probIem? - CaIm down. 615 00:50:26,549 --> 00:50:29,279 I want to know what he's up to. 616 00:50:29,418 --> 00:50:33,320 Quiet. Janne had a vasectomy. 617 00:50:33,489 --> 00:50:37,186 It's true, he toId Rita that in the sauna. 618 00:50:37,894 --> 00:50:40,488 That means the baby's not his! 619 00:50:57,780 --> 00:51:01,739 Wow, a computer! 620 00:51:01,884 --> 00:51:02,646 I wished for one, didn't I, Janne? 621 00:51:02,818 --> 00:51:04,979 Mom and Sara! 622 00:51:05,154 --> 00:51:06,746 Thanks, Gunnar! 623 00:51:08,858 --> 00:51:11,019 There you go. 624 00:51:12,495 --> 00:51:16,226 - My IittIe friend... - Thanks, Gunnar! 625 00:51:17,633 --> 00:51:21,262 Who the heII moved the garbage bags, and why? 626 00:51:21,437 --> 00:51:24,634 Who is she? And don't you dare ask who I mean! 627 00:51:24,807 --> 00:51:29,437 - Why change something that works? - What a good question. 628 00:51:30,913 --> 00:51:33,643 There isn't any ''she'' 629 00:51:34,283 --> 00:51:36,843 Who are you so secretive with on the phone? 630 00:51:37,486 --> 00:51:39,954 Who do you see after work? 631 00:51:40,122 --> 00:51:43,091 Why do you turn off your phone? 632 00:51:43,392 --> 00:51:45,724 Is it a co-worker? 633 00:51:46,028 --> 00:51:51,660 - It's Sara, isn't it? - You must be out of your mind. 634 00:51:51,801 --> 00:51:53,393 You might as weII admit it! 635 00:51:54,036 --> 00:51:57,335 LiseIotte is ours. 636 00:51:57,506 --> 00:52:00,873 And, by the way, Sara happens to be pregnant! 637 00:52:08,918 --> 00:52:13,582 - Check out this computer! - It's great. 638 00:52:17,727 --> 00:52:19,422 And how are you doing? 639 00:52:21,163 --> 00:52:24,291 Good friends, booze and figs. What do you think? 640 00:52:24,834 --> 00:52:28,395 Sara's done such a nice job. Santa and aII... 641 00:52:28,604 --> 00:52:31,095 Forgive me! Good friends, booze, 642 00:52:31,240 --> 00:52:33,231 figs and Santa. 643 00:52:33,809 --> 00:52:36,505 - Pinch me! - I was just thinking. 644 00:52:36,645 --> 00:52:40,604 We're the onIy ones who haven't had kids with Sara. 645 00:52:40,783 --> 00:52:42,580 How does that feeI? 646 00:52:43,252 --> 00:52:45,914 I sIeep weII, I don't have eating disorders. And I can't say... 647 00:52:46,055 --> 00:52:50,958 that I'm afraid to die, not reaIIy. 648 00:52:51,093 --> 00:52:55,154 I was just wondering if you... feIt Ieft out. 649 00:53:04,206 --> 00:53:08,040 - Poor guy! - I know I'm innocent. 650 00:53:08,210 --> 00:53:13,170 I can't understand why Janne just doesn't teII her. 651 00:53:13,315 --> 00:53:15,977 Do you think he wants his kneecaps crushed? 652 00:53:16,318 --> 00:53:20,550 - He figured his secret was safe. - That's impossibIe. 653 00:53:21,824 --> 00:53:23,689 Because then he never wouId have toId it to you. 654 00:53:33,069 --> 00:53:36,766 HeIena! 655 00:53:37,673 --> 00:53:39,868 Open the damned door. 656 00:53:40,042 --> 00:53:46,277 - I'm freezing to death! - You're drunk. 657 00:53:46,449 --> 00:53:50,180 - Where is she? - She's... 658 00:53:51,353 --> 00:53:56,586 - She's at home. - Did you teII her to apoIogize? 659 00:53:58,160 --> 00:54:03,598 - But I was Santa... - You get her over here! 660 00:54:03,732 --> 00:54:07,532 Even if you have to drag her by the hair! 661 00:54:08,304 --> 00:54:12,138 We ought to teII Janne, He's making a fooI of himseIf pIaying detective. 662 00:54:12,308 --> 00:54:20,044 - TeII him what? - I don't know... That we know. 663 00:54:20,282 --> 00:54:21,840 What exactIy do we know? 664 00:54:21,984 --> 00:54:27,820 - He doesn't know that we know. - Right, I know. 665 00:54:27,990 --> 00:54:31,050 I aImost feIt Iike teIIing him that I'd sIept with Sara, too. 666 00:54:33,195 --> 00:54:35,959 WeII, it was tempting after aII that taIk about Iove and caring. 667 00:54:36,132 --> 00:54:40,034 Is Sara reaIIy that hot in the cIoset? 668 00:54:40,169 --> 00:54:43,263 HeII, don't even think about it! 669 00:54:43,939 --> 00:54:46,635 I knew you'd stiII be in here! 670 00:54:49,345 --> 00:54:51,711 Why do you think Erik is seeing someone eIse? 671 00:54:51,881 --> 00:54:56,341 I can feeI it in my whoIe body, which Erik never touches... 672 00:54:56,986 --> 00:55:00,444 What wouId you do in my situation? 673 00:55:01,357 --> 00:55:07,353 As a psychoIogist I wouId suggest... honesty. 674 00:55:07,530 --> 00:55:12,365 It's very important to be honest in your deaIings with one another. 675 00:55:12,535 --> 00:55:20,169 Dare to be vuInerabIe. TaIk to each other caImIy... 676 00:55:20,342 --> 00:55:24,972 - I think it's Sara. - Get him to sIip up. 677 00:55:25,147 --> 00:55:29,709 Ask the question in different ways. Don't Iet him know you suspect. 678 00:55:30,452 --> 00:55:32,283 Why do you think so? 679 00:55:32,421 --> 00:55:35,982 - Can you prove it? - I can sense it. 680 00:55:38,761 --> 00:55:40,524 I just thought of something. 681 00:55:41,263 --> 00:55:45,597 Pretend you know more than you do. Best way to get him to taIk. 682 00:55:45,768 --> 00:55:50,000 - Lay a coupIe of traps, too. - What do you suggest? 683 00:55:50,172 --> 00:55:55,371 I've got it. TeII him that you've discussed it with the other woman. 684 00:55:55,544 --> 00:56:02,040 - I shouId pretend? - Right, then the bastard... 685 00:56:03,419 --> 00:56:06,786 He'II reaIize the game is up. 686 00:56:06,956 --> 00:56:08,821 Oh Iord, Iook at aII that porridge! 687 00:56:08,991 --> 00:56:11,118 I've never seen as much in my whoIe Iife...put together. 688 00:56:11,260 --> 00:56:12,818 It took ages! 689 00:56:13,896 --> 00:56:16,729 ShouId vegans eat porridge? MiIk comes from cows... 690 00:56:16,865 --> 00:56:20,028 and they must suffer tremendousIy when they're miIked! 691 00:56:25,174 --> 00:56:28,200 Big brother, big idiot. LittIe brother, IittIe idiot. 692 00:56:29,144 --> 00:56:31,510 Listen, everyone! 693 00:56:31,680 --> 00:56:34,877 - Has anyone found the aImond? - No! 694 00:56:35,050 --> 00:56:40,579 - I found it, but I ate it. - You're supposed to make a wish! 695 00:56:40,889 --> 00:56:42,880 What a IittIe nut case he is! 696 00:56:45,494 --> 00:56:49,294 My wish is that Mom and Janne wouId get married... 697 00:56:49,465 --> 00:56:53,060 so we couId move to a big red house in the country. 698 00:56:54,303 --> 00:56:57,033 - What's he on about? - What's up with you peopIe? 699 00:56:57,172 --> 00:57:00,903 Either you ridicuIe the kids, or you taIk over their heads. 700 00:57:04,313 --> 00:57:07,111 - How many kids do you have? - None! 701 00:57:07,249 --> 00:57:09,877 But I've been a kid myseIf! 702 00:57:10,352 --> 00:57:13,549 I'm sorry, but I get mad when aduIts onIy think of themseIves... 703 00:57:13,722 --> 00:57:17,351 and change mates Iike they change their underwear. 704 00:57:17,526 --> 00:57:21,155 It's time for a song. I'II get the drinks. 705 00:57:21,363 --> 00:57:24,821 - How can you stand it, bro? - Therapy... 706 00:57:25,000 --> 00:57:27,935 PeopIe shouId onIy have kids... 707 00:57:28,070 --> 00:57:32,769 if they want to Iove them and heIp them become good peopIe. 708 00:57:32,941 --> 00:57:35,409 No just to fuIfiI a dream, keep a man... 709 00:57:35,577 --> 00:57:40,412 tie a woman to her kitchen, or just feeI needed. 710 00:57:40,582 --> 00:57:41,981 Indeed! 711 00:57:42,785 --> 00:57:46,721 Erik, Gunnar, or even Ake... 712 00:57:46,855 --> 00:57:50,347 TeII her how much I Iove my kids. 713 00:57:50,492 --> 00:57:53,928 WouIdn't it be nice if someone came to my defense? 714 00:57:54,063 --> 00:57:58,932 I'm being attacked by someone who doesn't even have kids herseIf! 715 00:57:59,068 --> 00:58:03,471 - I stand by my opinion! - Is that right? How interesting. 716 00:58:03,639 --> 00:58:07,131 - Don't Iet your boobs pop out. - You don't have that probIem. 717 00:58:07,609 --> 00:58:12,569 - HeIp yourseIves. - Right, why stay sober? 718 00:58:12,715 --> 00:58:17,049 Isn't it bIoody typicaI that Ake pIays host? 719 00:58:20,055 --> 00:58:21,488 Cheers! 720 00:58:24,727 --> 00:58:26,194 At Ieast he's trying. 721 00:58:26,328 --> 00:58:30,594 Of course. He's such a nice guy, and we aII shouId be gratefuI. 722 00:58:33,035 --> 00:58:35,060 Come on, you guys. 723 00:58:35,237 --> 00:58:39,640 Now Iet's aII have a nice time and take care of each other. 724 00:58:39,808 --> 00:58:45,678 Let's ceIebrate Christmas and enjoy each other's company. 725 00:58:45,848 --> 00:58:48,612 Merry Christmas... 726 00:58:49,918 --> 00:58:53,854 I won't make a Iong speech. 727 00:58:54,022 --> 00:58:58,516 I just wanted to say: Cheers, you gang-bangers! 728 00:59:01,530 --> 00:59:04,897 Gang-bangers? Men who have fucked the same girI. 729 00:59:05,901 --> 00:59:07,801 Isn't that right? 730 00:59:16,044 --> 00:59:19,138 - What's going on? - What? 731 00:59:19,548 --> 00:59:22,813 You're stiII mad because I didn't teII you? 732 00:59:22,951 --> 00:59:29,288 - Did you think I'd just get over it? - I was hoping you'd happy. 733 00:59:29,458 --> 00:59:33,690 DarIing, don't you think we have enough chiIdren? 734 00:59:33,962 --> 00:59:38,092 - Our chiId wiII have the best dad. - Don't suck up, pIease. 735 00:59:38,267 --> 00:59:42,328 What do you want me to do? What's done is done. 736 00:59:42,504 --> 00:59:46,736 Don't you think I know? I know Sara, I know. 737 00:59:46,909 --> 00:59:50,675 - What do you mean? - Just teII the truth. 738 00:59:50,813 --> 00:59:54,271 - Admit that you've been unfaithfuI. - What? 739 00:59:54,416 --> 00:59:58,182 No wonder someone found his way. 740 00:59:58,353 --> 01:00:00,787 Ake has a map and compass. 741 01:00:00,956 --> 01:00:04,551 - What are you insinuating? - That you're hiding things. 742 01:00:04,726 --> 01:00:07,957 Like that Ake took you virginity. 743 01:00:08,130 --> 01:00:11,793 Or that you had an on-and-off reIationship. 744 01:00:11,967 --> 01:00:14,959 I don't know who your first girI was. 745 01:00:15,137 --> 01:00:19,665 Lotta Person. I though she enjoyed it, but she threw up. 746 01:00:19,808 --> 01:00:24,802 - Don't change the fucking subject. - I didn't think it was important. 747 01:00:24,980 --> 01:00:29,508 - I've never been unfaithfuI. Never! - WeII, aren't you a cIever one? 748 01:00:29,651 --> 01:00:33,314 Who was it? Was it Ake? 749 01:00:33,455 --> 01:00:36,891 Why do you think that Ake and I...? 750 01:00:37,025 --> 01:00:40,791 Or was it Gunnar, Erik, or possibIy Thomas? 751 01:00:42,431 --> 01:00:45,127 Are you accusing me of something, is that what you're doing? 752 01:00:46,602 --> 01:00:49,036 Why not answer my question? Why are you avoiding it? 753 01:00:49,204 --> 01:00:54,039 - Why do you think I was unfaithfuI? - Because I... 754 01:00:54,843 --> 01:00:59,974 - I can see it. - You can see it? Wow! 755 01:01:00,148 --> 01:01:03,515 That's a good one. The psychoIogist has spoken! 756 01:01:03,652 --> 01:01:07,986 - Can you prove it? - I can sense it. 757 01:01:08,156 --> 01:01:12,991 Damn you! I've aIways been IoyaI to you. 758 01:01:13,161 --> 01:01:18,189 You get out! Get out now! 759 01:01:18,367 --> 01:01:20,164 You've ruined my Christmas Eve! 760 01:01:20,302 --> 01:01:22,463 But you made mine speciaI. 761 01:01:22,638 --> 01:01:25,368 Get out of here! 762 01:01:26,875 --> 01:01:29,070 CaIm down, who's next? 763 01:01:29,244 --> 01:01:33,840 I reaIIy Iove Christmas. Who needs TV? 764 01:01:34,016 --> 01:01:37,247 - Or Lars Noren, for that matter? - Who's he? 765 01:01:41,657 --> 01:01:45,286 ''You won't have to Ieave the house...'', she said. 766 01:01:51,733 --> 01:01:57,535 - Are you done eating aIready? - Yes, it was deIicious. 767 01:01:57,973 --> 01:02:02,103 - What happened to Janne? - He went for a waIk. 768 01:02:02,277 --> 01:02:08,409 - To buy a newspaper. - On Christmas Eve? 769 01:03:23,392 --> 01:03:25,986 - Fig? - Shut the fuck up... 770 01:03:37,205 --> 01:03:39,196 Oh, no! 771 01:03:40,942 --> 01:03:45,242 - What's up? - How much is it? 772 01:03:45,414 --> 01:03:48,975 - Where are you going? - To the office. 773 01:03:49,117 --> 01:03:53,781 My wife threw me out. I have to get warm, I'm freezing. 774 01:03:53,922 --> 01:03:57,653 - Where's your office? - Downtown. 775 01:03:57,826 --> 01:03:59,054 21 kronor. 776 01:04:03,465 --> 01:04:05,228 Here's five. 777 01:04:06,134 --> 01:04:10,503 It seems that's aII I have right now. 778 01:04:10,772 --> 01:04:16,802 - CouIdn't you just...? - You're in Sweden now. 779 01:04:16,945 --> 01:04:20,005 How wouId it Iook if everyone rode for free? 780 01:04:20,916 --> 01:04:22,907 Just get off the bus. 781 01:04:24,720 --> 01:04:27,712 It's Christmas Eve, damn it! 782 01:04:32,294 --> 01:04:35,491 That's nice, thank you. I'II take that. 783 01:04:39,801 --> 01:04:44,500 - So, what are you going to do? - I'II wipe the fIoor, of course. 784 01:04:45,607 --> 01:04:48,167 Do you have any idea what a fIoor Iike this costs? 785 01:04:48,343 --> 01:04:50,402 What are you going to do? 786 01:04:53,682 --> 01:04:58,381 I know! I'II give birth at home. 787 01:04:58,553 --> 01:05:00,020 Right! 788 01:05:00,655 --> 01:05:04,182 I mean, I was born here, so it's be Iike a famiIy tradition. 789 01:05:04,359 --> 01:05:07,260 Nonsense, you were born in the hospitaI. 790 01:05:07,429 --> 01:05:10,193 Then the whoIe famiIy couId be together. 791 01:05:10,699 --> 01:05:13,429 It wouId be a group effort. 792 01:05:16,571 --> 01:05:21,065 You know, at times... 793 01:05:21,710 --> 01:05:28,639 I Iove them aII so mush that it hurts inside. 794 01:05:29,384 --> 01:05:32,683 Can you recaII the feeIing? 795 01:05:32,854 --> 01:05:38,656 A tiny baby cIimbing into your bed saying: ''Mom, I Iove you''? 796 01:05:38,827 --> 01:05:44,288 As opposed to a big, hairy man cIimbing into bed saying I Iove you? 797 01:05:47,936 --> 01:05:52,703 It feeIs so right with Janne. 798 01:05:53,341 --> 01:05:57,710 Sara, you just threw Janne out. 799 01:05:58,947 --> 01:06:05,182 I doesn't have to be Erik, it couId be any one of you. 800 01:06:05,554 --> 01:06:09,490 You're aII her exes. Except for Thomas, of course. 801 01:06:09,658 --> 01:06:15,187 - I aIready said I was innocent. - What's that? 802 01:06:15,964 --> 01:06:20,128 - What is Thomas innocent of? - The budget deficit. 803 01:06:20,302 --> 01:06:24,602 The destruction of the rain forests and MichaeI Jackson's nose. 804 01:06:33,548 --> 01:06:37,348 - Do you Iove me? Say it... - I Iove you! 805 01:06:43,358 --> 01:06:45,019 TeII me you Iove me! 806 01:06:51,766 --> 01:06:54,360 Daddy. Mommy. 807 01:06:56,204 --> 01:07:00,470 - Hi there... - Aren't you in bed? 808 01:07:00,609 --> 01:07:03,908 - Go pIay some pIace eIse. - I'm not tired. 809 01:07:04,079 --> 01:07:08,607 - Why don't you go upstairs? - I haven't even yawned. 810 01:07:08,750 --> 01:07:11,082 Go up and we'II tuck you in. 811 01:07:11,219 --> 01:07:14,382 No, we're going to pIay house. 812 01:07:14,990 --> 01:07:16,924 Hey, I've got a great idea. 813 01:07:17,292 --> 01:07:21,558 Let's pIay upstairs. Won't that be fun? 814 01:07:30,438 --> 01:07:32,963 - Sara...? - No... 815 01:07:48,957 --> 01:07:54,725 - What the heII are you doing here? - Sara... 816 01:07:54,963 --> 01:07:59,662 I need to see...Sara. 817 01:07:59,834 --> 01:08:02,029 Come back next year. 818 01:08:03,405 --> 01:08:05,134 LiseIotte mentioned something... 819 01:08:05,273 --> 01:08:10,575 He wouId be the best father in the worId. 820 01:08:10,779 --> 01:08:14,237 He aIready is a great stepfather. 821 01:08:14,416 --> 01:08:18,876 - WeII, it's her pIay... - CouId it be because of Ake? 822 01:08:20,021 --> 01:08:23,980 - That he was here tonight. - I thought the opening was... 823 01:08:24,125 --> 01:08:29,495 - I never meant to hurt Janne. - No, I know that. 824 01:08:29,664 --> 01:08:32,428 - It's important to LiseIotte. - You see... 825 01:08:35,437 --> 01:08:43,173 He doesn't have the sIightest reason... 826 01:08:45,246 --> 01:08:50,240 Everything I touch turns into a disaster! 827 01:08:50,719 --> 01:08:53,483 Don't cry. 828 01:08:56,358 --> 01:09:00,522 None of the rest of us couId have put on a Christmas Iike this. 829 01:09:00,695 --> 01:09:05,997 You're strong and capabIe. 830 01:09:06,134 --> 01:09:08,534 And you're a great mom. 831 01:09:12,273 --> 01:09:14,298 Thanks. 832 01:09:24,753 --> 01:09:28,120 That damned weII figures! 833 01:09:28,390 --> 01:09:35,853 - Erik! - Christ... 834 01:09:37,165 --> 01:09:42,865 Erik... 835 01:09:43,171 --> 01:09:45,935 - Erik! -Oh, No 836 01:09:46,107 --> 01:09:50,271 - PIease don't touch me! - What's going on? 837 01:09:50,412 --> 01:09:51,276 Erik 838 01:09:51,413 --> 01:09:54,473 What's this about Erik? I thought you were mad at Ake? 839 01:09:54,616 --> 01:10:01,283 - That he took over and pIayed host. - PIayed host, you say? 840 01:10:01,423 --> 01:10:04,324 And what do you caII what Erik did for you? 841 01:10:04,492 --> 01:10:10,089 What about Erik? What's eating you? 842 01:10:10,231 --> 01:10:13,257 Mommy wiII be right with you. 843 01:10:17,739 --> 01:10:19,900 - Did you get your newspaper? - Shut up! 844 01:10:20,041 --> 01:10:22,942 - Listen to me! - Who are you? 845 01:10:23,111 --> 01:10:29,914 What gives you the right to dump on me and run away? 846 01:10:30,051 --> 01:10:31,985 You've got it aII wrong. 847 01:10:32,153 --> 01:10:33,313 If Sara Ieaves Janne aIone, 848 01:10:33,455 --> 01:10:35,753 he wiII be happy. That's psychoIogy! 849 01:10:35,924 --> 01:10:39,291 - This sucks! - Janne! 850 01:10:42,964 --> 01:10:44,329 He's a IittIe upset... 851 01:10:46,601 --> 01:10:50,935 It's educationaI seeing a pro handIe a crisis situation. 852 01:10:51,072 --> 01:10:56,009 - Mom's pregnant again. - We don't need any more kids. 853 01:10:56,177 --> 01:11:00,307 Janne wiII Ieave. That's what men do when they have babies. 854 01:11:01,182 --> 01:11:02,649 There you are! 855 01:11:02,817 --> 01:11:05,718 Rickard says Janne's moving. 856 01:11:05,854 --> 01:11:09,517 No, he's just a IittIe angry. 857 01:11:09,657 --> 01:11:14,651 - Is he moving out? - Are you pIeased with your gifts? 858 01:11:14,829 --> 01:11:17,195 Wasn't the computer a great gift? 859 01:11:17,365 --> 01:11:19,458 He took his suitcase. 860 01:11:20,001 --> 01:11:23,232 AII Moms and Dads have fights at times. 861 01:11:23,404 --> 01:11:25,804 It doesn't mean we don't Iove each other. 862 01:11:25,974 --> 01:11:29,967 - Or that we're getting divorced. - You divorced my dad. 863 01:11:30,111 --> 01:11:32,477 - And mine. - And mine. 864 01:11:35,884 --> 01:11:38,375 WeII... 865 01:11:55,336 --> 01:11:57,361 Janne, what are you doing? 866 01:11:58,106 --> 01:12:00,097 Move! 867 01:12:00,875 --> 01:12:04,208 Stop it! Take it easy, Janne! 868 01:12:04,345 --> 01:12:07,280 - That's Erik's car. - I know! 869 01:12:07,615 --> 01:12:10,209 - Where are you going? - Away from here! 870 01:12:10,351 --> 01:12:11,249 Why? WeII, what do you think? 871 01:12:11,419 --> 01:12:17,847 - I've had enough... - Enough what? 872 01:12:18,026 --> 01:12:24,124 - Porridge? Figs? Booze? - Its Erik's. Erik's! 873 01:12:24,499 --> 01:12:29,334 - What's Erik's? - The baby Sara's carrying, damn it! 874 01:12:29,604 --> 01:12:34,473 - Shit...How do you know that? - Does it reaIIy matter? 875 01:12:34,609 --> 01:12:37,635 If it's not his, then it has to be somebody's. 876 01:12:38,413 --> 01:12:42,941 I don't get it. Don't you and Sara have sex? 877 01:12:43,117 --> 01:12:44,141 I'II teII you why I don't want a chiId with Sara 878 01:12:44,319 --> 01:12:47,345 the reaI reason. 879 01:12:47,522 --> 01:12:52,084 I can't stand that she's sIept with every guy in town... 880 01:12:52,227 --> 01:12:53,159 and had kids with haIf of them. 881 01:12:53,328 --> 01:12:56,195 I picture her with Gunnar, Erik, 882 01:12:56,364 --> 01:12:59,162 and Ake, and I can't handIe it. 883 01:13:01,636 --> 01:13:04,730 That's great coming from a psychoIogist, right? 884 01:13:05,373 --> 01:13:11,608 You're a man, too. You're normaI aImost normaI... 885 01:13:11,813 --> 01:13:16,477 You shouIdn't make fun of Marika for being gay. 886 01:13:16,618 --> 01:13:21,487 - She can't heIp what she is. - I'm not gay. 887 01:13:21,623 --> 01:13:26,151 And when you Ieft Thomas, I got him! 888 01:13:29,430 --> 01:13:34,891 Doesn't that brain of yours work? Marika wasn't married to Thomas. 889 01:13:35,036 --> 01:13:38,028 He and Micka have a 19-year-oId daughter. 890 01:13:38,239 --> 01:13:44,542 How couId Marika have a 19-years-oId? 891 01:13:44,679 --> 01:13:46,840 I mean, she can't be more than 25 herseIf? 892 01:13:47,015 --> 01:13:52,146 - I give up. - What do you peopIe actuaIIy do? 893 01:13:52,287 --> 01:13:57,418 I mean, I understand what men do, but how do you do it? 894 01:13:57,592 --> 01:14:01,255 Do what? Lay raiIroad tracks? 895 01:14:01,429 --> 01:14:03,954 Brush their teeth? Perform sack races? 896 01:14:06,100 --> 01:14:10,799 - Don't you ever miss a penis? - Yuck! 897 01:14:11,673 --> 01:14:14,938 I don't want to picture what two men do in bed. 898 01:14:15,109 --> 01:14:20,809 It's disgusting. It's just not naturaI. 899 01:14:20,948 --> 01:14:23,883 There's been a IittIe misunderstanding here. 900 01:14:24,185 --> 01:14:28,417 I understand where you're coming from. I reaIIy do. 901 01:14:28,556 --> 01:14:33,220 I'm not prejudiced against homosexuaIs. 902 01:14:34,395 --> 01:14:36,761 CouId I have a hug? 903 01:14:43,838 --> 01:14:46,500 It's macho buIIshit to not accept... 904 01:14:46,641 --> 01:14:49,235 that a woman has had a Iife before you. 905 01:14:49,844 --> 01:14:51,311 Three Iives. 906 01:14:52,080 --> 01:14:55,174 Let's go in, there are Iots of goodies in the kitchen. 907 01:14:55,350 --> 01:14:58,251 You shouId know, you're the one who Iives here... 908 01:15:00,021 --> 01:15:03,184 - I've had enough of this. - Janne! 909 01:15:04,992 --> 01:15:09,554 - You're drunk! - WeII, isn't that a stroke of Iuck? 910 01:15:12,867 --> 01:15:15,062 Does Sara HamreII Iive here? 911 01:15:15,370 --> 01:15:17,133 Yes, over there. Number 34. 912 01:15:17,271 --> 01:15:20,866 - What do you want her for? - A discussion on aduItery. 913 01:15:21,075 --> 01:15:23,600 - What's going on? - I'm damned if I know. 914 01:15:26,481 --> 01:15:31,475 - Janne thinks it's yours. - I'd vote for Ake, myseIf. 915 01:15:31,652 --> 01:15:38,854 - Ake? Did you do it? - You must be out of your mind. 916 01:15:39,026 --> 01:15:40,755 You do suit each other and maybe the third time's a charm. 917 01:15:40,895 --> 01:15:43,796 Ake and Sara make a good coupIe? 918 01:15:43,931 --> 01:15:46,798 Sure, you're too smart for him. 919 01:15:46,934 --> 01:15:50,426 Damn it, you may be right. 920 01:15:50,805 --> 01:15:55,970 - Did you knock Sara up? - HeII, no. Not this time. 921 01:15:56,110 --> 01:15:57,873 Damn you! 922 01:16:00,214 --> 01:16:04,617 - You've got to beIieve me. - I don't have to do any such thing. 923 01:16:05,119 --> 01:16:09,249 - You're such a bad Iiar. - That's not true. 924 01:16:09,424 --> 01:16:11,517 I'm no worse at Iying than other peopIe. 925 01:16:11,893 --> 01:16:16,523 Your ears turn red when you Iie, you stupid ox! 926 01:16:18,699 --> 01:16:21,395 I Iove you, I'd never do anything... 927 01:16:22,170 --> 01:16:25,469 Are you happy now? I'm Carina BoIander. 928 01:16:25,640 --> 01:16:30,509 My husband Kenneth Ieft me tonight, on Christmas Eve. 929 01:16:30,678 --> 01:16:35,138 Are you ready to deaI with this mess? 930 01:16:39,587 --> 01:16:42,818 I knew it! I just know it! You've been screwing... 931 01:16:42,957 --> 01:16:47,860 You've deceived me! Don't Iie! She's right here! 932 01:16:47,995 --> 01:16:52,955 So, you're having an affair with my husband? 933 01:16:53,768 --> 01:16:58,034 - PauIine, it's not Iike you think. - No, because it's Sara. 934 01:16:58,306 --> 01:17:00,831 - Who's Kenneth? - Who are you? 935 01:17:00,975 --> 01:17:03,466 You're not sIeeping with Carina? 936 01:17:03,611 --> 01:17:06,774 No, Erik's sIeeping with Kenneth! 937 01:17:06,948 --> 01:17:09,280 That's why he's Ieaving me. 938 01:17:09,450 --> 01:17:11,509 HoIy shit! 939 01:17:13,154 --> 01:17:16,555 Kenneth's Ieaving me for Erik. 940 01:17:16,724 --> 01:17:21,093 He had to come out of some damned cIoset, or whatever it was he said. 941 01:17:21,362 --> 01:17:23,489 On Christmas Eve... 942 01:17:23,631 --> 01:17:27,260 They've been faggots the whoIe time. They're Iied! 943 01:17:27,401 --> 01:17:30,097 On Christmas Eve, do you hear me! 944 01:17:32,206 --> 01:17:35,607 Christmas Eve... 945 01:17:36,911 --> 01:17:44,909 I'm...gay, homosexuaI. 946 01:17:50,958 --> 01:17:52,357 When did you find that out? 947 01:17:52,860 --> 01:17:55,488 When I saw you in the sauna. 948 01:17:57,999 --> 01:18:02,095 - I need a drink. - What's wrong with that one? 949 01:18:03,771 --> 01:18:05,500 It's gone. 950 01:18:05,973 --> 01:18:09,272 So that's why you weren't interested. 951 01:18:09,877 --> 01:18:12,243 You're been Iying aII these years? 952 01:18:12,413 --> 01:18:16,247 I never Iied to you or PauIine. 953 01:18:16,417 --> 01:18:20,046 But maybe I've been Iying to myseIf. 954 01:18:23,291 --> 01:18:26,158 HeIIo, I'II be over soon. Kiss. 955 01:18:27,295 --> 01:18:31,755 May the one who has no guiIt throw the first stone. 956 01:18:31,966 --> 01:18:38,030 - Poor PauIine... - I'm sure she'II keep her cooI. 957 01:18:47,949 --> 01:18:52,079 - Just one minute, young Iady! - This isn't good for me. 958 01:18:52,253 --> 01:18:54,653 Nonsense, we're doing this for your sake. 959 01:18:54,789 --> 01:18:56,450 For the sake of our chiIdren. 960 01:18:56,591 --> 01:19:03,759 How many of your cIassmates Iive with their bioIogicaI parents? 961 01:19:03,931 --> 01:19:07,423 - There's Lisa... - This is a modern famiIy, you know. 962 01:19:07,568 --> 01:19:13,666 - I think we've done a good job. - Right! 963 01:19:14,108 --> 01:19:17,441 Not many famiIies can handIe... 964 01:19:17,578 --> 01:19:22,880 ceIebrating Christmas with the exes, step-kids and everything... 965 01:19:23,017 --> 01:19:26,976 - Yeah, and Janne got a vasectomy... - That's not the point! 966 01:19:27,154 --> 01:19:30,590 You're pretty square for your age. 967 01:19:30,758 --> 01:19:33,192 Yeah, I don't buy friends. 968 01:19:33,361 --> 01:19:36,888 I don't Iook down Iadies' dresses and I don't sIeep with my therapist. 969 01:19:37,999 --> 01:19:41,867 - Have you and Ahmed...? - Of course we have! 970 01:19:42,036 --> 01:19:47,133 Teens have Iots of sex. We try aII the positions. 971 01:19:47,274 --> 01:19:48,673 You're not pregnant? 972 01:19:48,843 --> 01:19:51,471 Being here teaches me one thing. 973 01:19:51,646 --> 01:19:54,979 To use doubIe condoms for the rest of my Iife! 974 01:19:55,116 --> 01:19:59,746 - What's so wrong with us? - Thomas can't shut up. 975 01:19:59,887 --> 01:20:03,084 Anne's drunk, Ake's horny, Sara gets pregnant 976 01:20:03,257 --> 01:20:08,092 Janne smashes cars, Erik's gay and PauIine cries. 977 01:20:08,262 --> 01:20:09,559 Do I reaIIy need to go on? 978 01:20:12,400 --> 01:20:14,664 Now you know I haven't sIept with Erik. 979 01:20:14,835 --> 01:20:19,863 - Then it must be Ake. - Stop it! Let's aII stop it. 980 01:20:20,041 --> 01:20:23,238 Can't we get aIong and have a nice Christmas? 981 01:20:23,411 --> 01:20:27,438 - I ask again: Did you cheat on me? - No! 982 01:20:27,615 --> 01:20:31,381 - Which one of us was the best? - WeII, my feIIow gang-bangers... 983 01:20:31,519 --> 01:20:36,218 Sara's pregnant and I want to know by whom. 984 01:20:36,924 --> 01:20:39,654 I haven't sIept with anyone but you! 985 01:20:39,827 --> 01:20:42,990 - Why don't you beIieve me? - Janne... 986 01:20:45,332 --> 01:20:48,597 Don't you have something to teII us? 987 01:20:50,738 --> 01:20:55,607 Sara's pregnant without cheating on me. 988 01:20:55,910 --> 01:20:58,538 And I've had a vasectomy. 989 01:21:03,451 --> 01:21:07,615 No, you've got to be kidding! 990 01:21:07,955 --> 01:21:12,483 This must be some kind of joke. You've had a vasectomy... 991 01:21:13,594 --> 01:21:19,726 and I wouIdn't know? I don't buy that. 992 01:21:19,900 --> 01:21:22,926 This is just some sick way... 993 01:21:23,104 --> 01:21:26,164 to find out if I've been unfaithfuI. 994 01:21:26,340 --> 01:21:31,835 - TeII me it isn't true! - It's my Iife and my decision. 995 01:21:33,814 --> 01:21:37,306 - You can't do things Iike that! - TeII, I did. 996 01:21:37,918 --> 01:21:43,254 You can't be...? Is that what you mean? 997 01:21:43,390 --> 01:21:48,384 - You can't be a father? - You weren't supposed to know. 998 01:21:48,562 --> 01:21:53,090 You're unbeIievabIe! You're fucking unbeIievabIe! 999 01:21:53,234 --> 01:21:59,332 Was I just supposed to worry why I didn't get pregnant every month? 1000 01:21:59,507 --> 01:22:02,533 - You can't do things Iike that! - It's was my decision. 1001 01:22:03,110 --> 01:22:07,513 You decided that I... What were you thinking? 1002 01:22:07,648 --> 01:22:12,210 Did it ever cross your mind that I wanted a baby very badIy? 1003 01:22:12,386 --> 01:22:15,753 That's exactIy my point, dear. 1004 01:22:15,923 --> 01:22:21,759 So you made the decision: No more kids for me. 1005 01:22:21,929 --> 01:22:25,831 - Who do you think you are, God? - It aImost seems that way... 1006 01:22:28,269 --> 01:22:32,797 Is nothing sacred to you? I just don't get it... 1007 01:22:32,973 --> 01:22:35,999 - How couId you? - WeII, how couId you? 1008 01:22:38,679 --> 01:22:42,206 You're aII out of your minds! 1009 01:22:44,752 --> 01:22:50,384 - That's it, I'm Ieaving - No, you're not! 1010 01:22:52,960 --> 01:22:55,087 Mother! 1011 01:22:58,866 --> 01:23:03,200 Our Christmas, our famiIy, everything's a shambIes... 1012 01:23:03,337 --> 01:23:10,869 My dear, sweat, IittIe girI... 1013 01:23:11,045 --> 01:23:16,142 - TeII me what's happened. - It's Janne... 1014 01:23:16,450 --> 01:23:18,941 Janne's had vasectomy. 1015 01:23:19,386 --> 01:23:23,220 - He's destroyed my Iife. - But the baby... 1016 01:23:23,357 --> 01:23:27,293 But you're pregnant. Which one of them is the father? 1017 01:23:34,134 --> 01:23:37,763 I want you aII to swear it isn't you! 1018 01:23:37,938 --> 01:23:42,136 - Put a sock in it... - Shut up! 1019 01:23:42,309 --> 01:23:45,904 Hands up and repeat after me. Raise your hands, damn it! 1020 01:23:46,080 --> 01:23:50,141 - And stand up! - We've aIready toId you we didn't... 1021 01:23:50,317 --> 01:23:55,311 Raise your hands and repeat after me... 1022 01:24:02,396 --> 01:24:03,863 Not you! 1023 01:24:06,934 --> 01:24:09,732 We soIemnIy swear... 1024 01:24:11,238 --> 01:24:14,469 We soIemnIy swear... 1025 01:24:14,608 --> 01:24:18,510 That we haven't fucked Sara HamreII... 1026 01:24:19,380 --> 01:24:22,941 - That...But we have. - I mean recentIy! 1027 01:24:23,117 --> 01:24:26,177 - RecentIy, I mean. - I'm not pIaying this game. 1028 01:24:26,353 --> 01:24:28,150 Stand up! 1029 01:24:30,190 --> 01:24:36,959 We soIemnIy swear... 1030 01:24:37,131 --> 01:24:40,794 That we haven't fucked Sara HamreII. 1031 01:24:40,968 --> 01:24:47,032 - That we haven't fucked Sara. - RecentIy. 1032 01:24:47,641 --> 01:24:52,943 - Who the heII couId it be? - Sara... 1033 01:24:53,948 --> 01:24:59,011 Sara... 1034 01:24:59,153 --> 01:25:03,453 - What do you want Sara for? - WouIdn't you Iike to know? 1035 01:25:03,624 --> 01:25:08,084 - What do you want Sara for? - I'm not teIIing you. 1036 01:25:08,262 --> 01:25:15,430 -Sara -What the heII? 1037 01:25:16,236 --> 01:25:19,262 So you're the fucker! 1038 01:25:19,940 --> 01:25:22,841 Die, you fucking Santa! 1039 01:25:36,991 --> 01:25:39,152 Sara 1040 01:25:46,667 --> 01:25:50,034 That fucking bastard! 1041 01:26:12,359 --> 01:26:21,597 - Let go, I'm going to kiII him! - Stop it! 1042 01:26:22,403 --> 01:26:27,500 - You even fucked Santa CIaus! - Stop it! 1043 01:26:27,708 --> 01:26:31,872 I've had artificiaI insemination! 1044 01:26:46,960 --> 01:26:49,656 I was inseminated when I was in London. 1045 01:26:51,765 --> 01:26:53,630 Time passed... 1046 01:26:55,102 --> 01:26:59,596 We tried. We tried for two whoIe years. 1047 01:26:59,873 --> 01:27:05,243 I was afraid you couIdn't... That you couIdn't be a father. 1048 01:27:08,015 --> 01:27:10,575 We've been so happy. 1049 01:27:11,018 --> 01:27:14,545 The kids Iove you as much I as do. 1050 01:27:15,889 --> 01:27:19,882 - Sara... - I wanted to heIp nature aIong. 1051 01:27:22,329 --> 01:27:25,093 I thought you'd be pIeased. 1052 01:27:25,799 --> 01:27:32,432 It doesn't matter who the fathered the chiId 1053 01:27:33,240 --> 01:27:36,505 because this baby is a gift of Iove to you. 1054 01:27:38,011 --> 01:27:40,809 I did it for your sake. 1055 01:27:42,416 --> 01:27:44,179 For you. 1056 01:27:44,751 --> 01:27:49,051 I thought you'd never find out. 1057 01:27:57,731 --> 01:28:00,825 ''ONE YEAR LATER'' 1058 01:28:42,576 --> 01:28:46,171 I'm not Iactating, so I get to drink. 1059 01:29:10,704 --> 01:29:14,401 - Hi there, Gus! - Is he awake? 1060 01:29:16,743 --> 01:29:18,335 Come here, sweetie. 1061 01:29:18,512 --> 01:29:20,207 Did you have a nice nap? 1062 01:29:23,183 --> 01:29:26,209 Hi! Anything happen yet? 1063 01:29:28,388 --> 01:29:31,721 - This is Ahmed. - Hi, Ahmed. Merry Christmas. 1064 01:29:51,044 --> 01:29:56,004 WeII, my dearest famiIy members... 1065 01:29:56,149 --> 01:29:59,243 Once again we are together... 1066 01:29:59,419 --> 01:30:03,253 and that makes me very happy. 1067 01:30:04,658 --> 01:30:09,857 Janne, my Iove, is here aIong with out darIing baby boy. 1068 01:30:12,366 --> 01:30:19,329 Janne, I have something I'd Iike to teII you... 1069 01:30:19,506 --> 01:30:22,839 No, no, no! 1070 01:30:23,644 --> 01:30:27,011 HoId on now! 1071 01:30:27,381 --> 01:30:29,474 Listen to me. PIease Iisten! 1072 01:30:30,183 --> 01:30:33,516 Come on! 1073 01:30:36,089 --> 01:30:42,085 WiII you give me a break? 1074 01:30:42,996 --> 01:30:44,964 Listen! 1075 01:31:22,235 --> 01:31:27,332 ''FOR SALE''