1 00:00:01,235 --> 00:00:04,203 WHAT WAS I THINKING PLANNING A CRUISE? 2 00:00:04,271 --> 00:00:05,437 PREVIOUSLY ON POPULAR... 3 00:00:05,506 --> 00:00:07,539 WHAT AM I DOING? I'M NOT GOING. 4 00:00:07,608 --> 00:00:08,673 YOU'RE GOING, MOM. 5 00:00:08,742 --> 00:00:11,276 HOW LONG ARE YOU GONNA BE GONE THIS TIME? 6 00:00:11,345 --> 00:00:13,945 I SHOULD BE BACK ON SUNDAY. 7 00:00:14,015 --> 00:00:16,381 MY DAD WILL KILL ME IF HE FINDS OUT I'M THROWING A PARTY. 8 00:00:16,450 --> 00:00:18,117 HE DOESN'T HAVE TO KNOW. 9 00:00:18,185 --> 00:00:20,352 I'VE GOT 45 MINUTES TILL AUDITIONS ARE OVER. 10 00:00:20,421 --> 00:00:22,554 MAN, I'M NEVER GONNA MAKE IT. 11 00:00:22,623 --> 00:00:26,291 CARM, DO YOU REALLY WANNA BE A LEADER WHO... CHEERS? 12 00:00:26,360 --> 00:00:28,059 DUH, THEY'RE POPULAR. 13 00:00:29,162 --> 00:00:31,396 SHE'S REALLY GOOD. 14 00:00:31,465 --> 00:00:32,731 GOOD AND PLENTY. 15 00:00:32,799 --> 00:00:34,433 DO YOU THINK IT'S EASY TO DECIDE 16 00:00:34,501 --> 00:00:37,236 WHAT I'M GONNA DO IF I MAKE THE MUSICAL? 17 00:00:37,304 --> 00:00:39,904 BECAUSE IF I DO, I'M GONNA HAVE TO CHOOSE 18 00:00:39,973 --> 00:00:41,707 BETWEEN THAT AND THE TEAM. 19 00:00:41,775 --> 00:00:44,743 WE DON'T MAKE HOMECOMING COURT IF YOU'RE A DRAMA GEEK. 20 00:00:44,811 --> 00:00:48,146 WILL THE NEW CHEERLEADERS BE CHOSEN BASED ON HOW POPULAR THEY ARE? 21 00:00:48,214 --> 00:00:50,915 NO. NO. IT SHOULD BE BASED ON ABILITY. 22 00:01:14,140 --> 00:01:17,609 OH, HEY, HEY, CARM. IT'S ME. 23 00:01:17,678 --> 00:01:20,144 ARE YOU THERE? 24 00:01:20,213 --> 00:01:22,981 IF YOU'RE THERE, PICK UP, OKAY? 25 00:01:23,050 --> 00:01:25,150 OH, PLEASE, PICK UP. 26 00:01:33,194 --> 00:01:35,894 I HEARD CARMEN DROPPED OUT. SHE COULDN'T TAKE THE SHEER HUMILIATION 27 00:01:35,963 --> 00:01:38,062 AFTER THE SKANK HO' CHEERLEADERS BAGGED HER ASS. 28 00:01:38,131 --> 00:01:41,600 I HEARD ALSO THAT JOSH AND BROOKE ARE OVER BECAUSE HE MADE THE MUSICAL. 29 00:01:41,668 --> 00:01:45,370 AND THAT DOWNWARD MOVE WAS NOT CONDONED IN THEIR ARYAN NATION DOMINATION HANDBOOK. 30 00:01:45,439 --> 00:01:47,939 THIS SCHOOL IS TRIPPIN'. MM-MMM. 31 00:01:48,008 --> 00:01:50,642 YOU DON'T THINK CARMEN DID SOMETHING STUPID, DO YOU? 32 00:01:50,711 --> 00:01:52,143 I CALLED. SHE WOULDN'T ANSWER. 33 00:01:52,212 --> 00:01:54,813 I WENT OVER THERE THIS MORNING. NO ONE WAS HOME. 34 00:01:54,881 --> 00:01:56,981 IT'S WEIRD. I'M WORRIED. 35 00:01:57,050 --> 00:01:59,017 PAIN IS PAIN, SAM. 36 00:01:59,085 --> 00:02:01,019 THERE'S NO WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD 37 00:02:01,087 --> 00:02:03,255 THAN FEELING LIKE YOU'RE INVISIBLE. 38 00:02:03,324 --> 00:02:06,725 MAYBE IF I HAD SAID SOMETHING LIKE SHE WANTED ME TO, 39 00:02:06,793 --> 00:02:08,260 IT WOULD HAVE MADE A DIFFERENCE. 40 00:02:08,329 --> 00:02:11,095 YEAH. WELL, I GUESS YOU'LL NEVER KNOW, WILL YOU? 41 00:02:19,039 --> 00:02:22,006 [GIRL] I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT THEY DID TO CARMEN. 42 00:02:23,477 --> 00:02:24,810 HI. OKAY. 43 00:02:28,249 --> 00:02:31,215 WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MY NEW NAIL POLISH SHADE? 44 00:02:31,284 --> 00:02:32,951 IT'S PRETTY. WHAT COLOR IS IT? 45 00:02:33,020 --> 00:02:35,554 OUT OF THE LOOP AND PISSED ABOUT IT. 46 00:02:38,058 --> 00:02:40,058 WAS THIS FIGHT PRE- OR POST-SEXUAL HEALING? 47 00:02:40,126 --> 00:02:42,894 POST. I WAS JUST SO SHOCKED 48 00:02:42,963 --> 00:02:45,129 JOSH TRIED OUT FOR THE MUSICAL IN SECRET. 49 00:02:45,198 --> 00:02:48,467 NIC, IF HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME ABOUT THESE THINGS, 50 00:02:48,535 --> 00:02:50,469 WHO IS HE TALKING TO? 51 00:02:50,537 --> 00:02:52,370 WELL, HE'S BRINGING OUR REP DOWN. 52 00:02:52,439 --> 00:02:54,739 I THINK YOU NEED TO WITHHOLD FEMININE FAVOR 53 00:02:54,808 --> 00:02:57,576 UNTIL THAT ATHLETIC SUPPORTER IS FIRMLY IN PLACE. 54 00:02:59,012 --> 00:03:02,046 OKAY, WHATEVER! LISTEN UP, MOUTHBREEDER! 55 00:03:02,115 --> 00:03:05,417 IF YOU AND YOUR ROSS FRIENDS DO NOT STOP SENDING HORRIBLE HATE MAIL, 56 00:03:05,486 --> 00:03:07,251 I WILL RETURN TO SENDER TIMES TEN. 57 00:03:07,320 --> 00:03:10,522 AND TO UPDATE, JUST 'CAUSE WE'RE FRIENDS, CHOPPERS, 58 00:03:10,591 --> 00:03:13,492 DEBBIE GIBSON ISN'T COMING BACK AND NEITHER IS ACID-WASHED. 59 00:03:13,560 --> 00:03:14,493 NIC, LET'S GO. 60 00:03:17,764 --> 00:03:19,764 WHAT IS UP WITH PEOPLE TODAY? 61 00:03:19,833 --> 00:03:24,235 ARE YOU KIDDING? IT'S BECAUSE OF CARMEN. 62 00:03:24,304 --> 00:03:28,206 I'M NOT HAVING THIS PARTY THIS WEEK, AND I'M CANCELING. 63 00:03:28,274 --> 00:03:30,274 OKAY? THAT'S IT. 64 00:03:30,343 --> 00:03:33,878 IF YOU DO HAVE THIS PARTY, JOSH WILL SHOW UP. 65 00:03:33,947 --> 00:03:35,346 HE HAS TO SAVE FACE. 66 00:03:35,415 --> 00:03:38,450 THERE YOU'LL BE, READY TO SPIN HIM AROUND ON THE DANCE FLOOR. 67 00:03:38,519 --> 00:03:41,252 HE'LL GET A LOOK AT WHAT HE'S IN DANGER OF JEOPARDIZING. 68 00:03:41,322 --> 00:03:43,722 HE'LL APOLOGIZE FOR HIS FLIRTATION 69 00:03:43,790 --> 00:03:45,256 WITH SOCIAL RETARDATION, 70 00:03:45,326 --> 00:03:48,627 KISS YOU, AND ORDER WILL BE RESTORED. 71 00:03:48,695 --> 00:03:51,730 REUNITED, AND IT FEELS SO GOOD. 72 00:03:51,798 --> 00:03:54,365 ARE YOU SURE? POSITIVE. 73 00:04:02,175 --> 00:04:04,609 ♪ THINK IT OVER ONCE OR TWICE ♪ 74 00:04:04,678 --> 00:04:07,278 ♪ WHAT LASTS THE LONGEST IN THIS LIFE ♪ 75 00:04:07,348 --> 00:04:11,550 ♪ CHARACTER OR ROCK-HARD THIGHS ♪ 76 00:04:11,618 --> 00:04:13,685 ♪ IN THE END DO YOU BELIEVE ♪ 77 00:04:13,754 --> 00:04:16,021 ♪ THAT BEAUTY LIES IN WHAT YOU SEE ♪ 78 00:04:16,089 --> 00:04:18,122 ♪ 'CAUSE IF YOU DO, THEN, BABY ♪ 79 00:04:18,191 --> 00:04:19,791 ♪ YOU'VE BEEN DECEIVED ♪ 80 00:04:19,860 --> 00:04:23,161 ♪ WELL, ME AND B ♪ 81 00:04:23,230 --> 00:04:26,465 ♪ WE HATE SUPERMODELS ♪ 82 00:04:30,537 --> 00:04:36,140 ♪ IT'S JUST THAT I'M TIRED OF BEING COMPARED ♪ 83 00:04:45,652 --> 00:04:47,519 [SNIFFING] 84 00:04:47,588 --> 00:04:50,188 OH. GOOD MORNING, MISS FRESH. 85 00:04:56,096 --> 00:04:58,029 SPOOKY. 86 00:05:00,834 --> 00:05:03,568 I THOUGHT YOU QUIT SMOKING, PRINCIPAL HALL. 87 00:05:03,637 --> 00:05:06,738 I DID. UNTIL THIS WEEK. 88 00:05:06,807 --> 00:05:08,840 WE ARE FOUR DAYS INTO THE SEMESTER 89 00:05:08,909 --> 00:05:12,811 AND ALREADY I HAVE HAD TO DEAL WITH TWO PREGNANCIES AND A KNIFE CONFISCATION. 90 00:05:12,879 --> 00:05:16,180 IF IT KEEPS UP AT THIS PACE, I'LL BE ON HEROIN BY CHRISTMAS. 91 00:05:17,283 --> 00:05:19,785 GOOD MORNING, LADIES... 92 00:05:19,853 --> 00:05:22,186 AND GENTLEMAN. 93 00:05:22,255 --> 00:05:24,423 YOU'RE IN AN AWFUL GOOD MOOD TODAY, VINCENT. 94 00:05:24,491 --> 00:05:26,591 DID THEY RELEASE LIZA WITH A Z ON DVD? 95 00:05:26,660 --> 00:05:28,226 [VINCENT CHUCKLES] 96 00:05:29,596 --> 00:05:31,530 NOT EVEN YOU CAN DESTROY 97 00:05:31,598 --> 00:05:34,199 MY MERRY MOOD TODAY, ROBERTA. 98 00:05:34,267 --> 00:05:36,735 REMEMBER LAST YEAR WHEN I DID BRIGADOON? 99 00:05:36,803 --> 00:05:38,770 IT BOMBED BECAUSE THE TWO LEADS, 100 00:05:38,839 --> 00:05:41,606 HOWEVER TALENTED, WERE SOCIAL ZEROES. 101 00:05:41,675 --> 00:05:44,743 WELL, THIS YEAR, 102 00:05:44,812 --> 00:05:47,946 MR. WAYNE VINCENT IS ON THE UPSWING. 103 00:05:48,014 --> 00:05:50,181 COME NOVEMBER, 104 00:05:50,250 --> 00:05:53,251 I'M GOING TO HAVE A SELLOUT SHOW ON MY HANDS. 105 00:05:53,319 --> 00:05:54,786 AND THIS WOULD BE BECAUSE-- 106 00:05:54,855 --> 00:05:58,089 OH, I DON'T KNOW-- YOU NABBED JOSH FORD FOR THE LEAD. 107 00:05:58,158 --> 00:06:00,091 DING, DING, DING. 108 00:06:00,160 --> 00:06:01,426 WAYNE, I'M SORRY. 109 00:06:01,495 --> 00:06:03,862 BUT THIS SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE PURPOSEFULLY MANIPULATING 110 00:06:03,930 --> 00:06:06,965 THIS KID'S POPULARITY TO BOLSTER YOUR OWN. 111 00:06:07,033 --> 00:06:08,567 DING, DING, DING. 112 00:06:08,635 --> 00:06:11,670 THIS MAY NOT BE ANY OF MY BUSINESS, BUT, UH, 113 00:06:11,738 --> 00:06:14,038 I DON'T THINK THAT IT'S VERY COOL 114 00:06:14,107 --> 00:06:16,641 TO BE TEARING A KID IN TWO DIFFERENT DIRECTIONS 115 00:06:16,710 --> 00:06:19,443 JUST SO THAT YOU CAN WIN TEACHER OF THE YEAR. 116 00:06:19,513 --> 00:06:20,912 OH, THE DECADE. 117 00:06:22,683 --> 00:06:25,083 MY QUARTERBACK IS NOT STARRING IN YOUR MUSICAL, VINCENT. 118 00:06:25,151 --> 00:06:26,417 END OF ARGUMENT. 119 00:06:26,487 --> 00:06:30,254 I THINK YOUR QUARTERBACK ALREADY MADE THAT DECISION. 120 00:06:30,323 --> 00:06:31,823 TOUGH BREAKS. 121 00:06:31,892 --> 00:06:35,627 OH, I GET IT. THIS IS THE HALFTIME SHOW, HUH? 122 00:06:35,696 --> 00:06:38,029 WHERE LITTLE, WHINY VINCENT GETS TO SETTLE THE SCORE 123 00:06:38,098 --> 00:06:40,732 FOR A LIFETIME OF BEING PICKED LAST FOR KICKBALL? 124 00:06:40,801 --> 00:06:43,768 DON'T MAKE ME COME ACROSS THIS TABLE AND KICK YOUR ASS, FRANCIS. 125 00:06:43,837 --> 00:06:46,004 - PLEASE. - DANGER! DANGER! 126 00:06:46,072 --> 00:06:49,574 THIS IS THE TYPE OF TERRITORIAL BATTLE I WAS WARNING US ABOUT. 127 00:06:49,643 --> 00:06:52,811 HOW CAN WE STOP THE DIVISION AND ALIENATION AMONG OUR STUDENTS 128 00:06:52,879 --> 00:06:54,312 IF WE'RE NOT COMMUNICATING? 129 00:06:54,380 --> 00:06:56,347 YOU'RE MORE FUN WHEN YOU DRINK, CANADA. 130 00:06:56,417 --> 00:06:59,083 GUYS, COME ON. WORK THIS OUT, ALL RIGHT? 131 00:06:59,152 --> 00:07:02,120 DON'T YOU HAVE A HIGHLIGHTING APPOINTMENT TO GO TO OR SOMETHING? 132 00:07:02,189 --> 00:07:03,955 MY HAIR IS NATURAL. 133 00:07:04,024 --> 00:07:05,123 - MM. - OH. 134 00:07:05,191 --> 00:07:06,558 HEY, I SURF. 135 00:07:06,627 --> 00:07:09,593 WE'LL SEE WHO SCORES THE FINAL TOUCHDOWN HERE, WAYNE. 136 00:07:14,868 --> 00:07:16,167 COWABUNGA. 137 00:07:22,676 --> 00:07:26,445 IS IT TRUE? YOU TRIED OUT FOR THE MUSICAL? 138 00:07:26,513 --> 00:07:28,146 YEAH, I DID. 139 00:07:28,214 --> 00:07:29,681 THANKS A LOT FOR TELLING ME. 140 00:07:31,517 --> 00:07:32,784 ARE YOU GAY? 141 00:07:32,853 --> 00:07:36,988 NO. BUT WHAT IF I WAS, SUGAR? 142 00:07:37,057 --> 00:07:39,824 WHAT IF I DIDN'T ALWAYS MAKE THE EASY CHOICE? 143 00:07:39,893 --> 00:07:41,626 WOULD YOU STILL BE MY FRIEND? 144 00:07:41,695 --> 00:07:43,127 YEAH, I WOULD. 145 00:07:43,196 --> 00:07:46,630 I'D RATHER YOU TALK TO ME AND EXPLAIN IT TO ME. 146 00:07:46,700 --> 00:07:48,432 I'M DOWN WITH THE WHOLE AUSSIE THING. 147 00:07:48,501 --> 00:07:50,235 IT'S VERY IMPORTANT TO ME. 148 00:07:50,303 --> 00:07:53,772 LOOK, SUGAR. I CAN DO BOTH, MAN. 149 00:07:53,841 --> 00:07:57,843 I CAN STAY ON THE TEAM AND DO THE MUSICAL, TOO. IT'S REALLY NO BIG DEAL. 150 00:07:57,911 --> 00:08:00,278 RIGHT. OF COURSE. 151 00:08:00,346 --> 00:08:05,183 OF COURSE. I KEEP MY AVERAGE UP AND FIX MY WOMEN PROBLEMS. 152 00:08:05,251 --> 00:08:06,585 I'M JOSH FORD. 153 00:08:06,653 --> 00:08:09,020 SUPERMAN. GUESS WHAT, SUPER. 154 00:08:09,089 --> 00:08:12,056 YOU'RE GONNA GET TIRED AND YOU'RE GONNA GET SACKED OUT THERE. 155 00:08:12,125 --> 00:08:14,225 AND THEN WE'RE ALL GONNA LOSE. 156 00:08:14,294 --> 00:08:17,028 WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL, BRO? IT'S ONLY A STUPID GAME. 157 00:08:17,097 --> 00:08:19,430 IT MAY BE JUST A STUPID GAME TO YOU. 158 00:08:19,500 --> 00:08:22,533 LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING. I WORKED HARD TO GET HERE. 159 00:08:26,506 --> 00:08:28,272 I MEAN, WHAT HAPPENS TO ME? 160 00:08:28,341 --> 00:08:31,175 HUH? WHAT HAPPENS TO ME? 161 00:08:31,244 --> 00:08:32,877 WHEN YOU MAKE THAT CHOICE, 162 00:08:32,946 --> 00:08:36,581 THAT CHOICE DOESN'T INVOLVE THE TEAM. 163 00:08:36,650 --> 00:08:39,918 WELL, I'LL TELL YOU. YOU'RE GONE, 164 00:08:39,986 --> 00:08:42,520 I GO RIGHT BACK TO BEING SOMEONE NOBODY KNOWS. 165 00:08:42,589 --> 00:08:47,025 SUGAR, LISTEN TO ME. YOU'RE COMPLETELY OVERREACTING HERE. 166 00:08:47,093 --> 00:08:50,561 EVERYBODY LOVES YOU, MAN. YOU'RE THE LIFE OF THE PARTY. 167 00:08:52,199 --> 00:08:56,701 DUDE, EVERYBODY LOVES ME 'CAUSE I'M WITH YOU. 168 00:08:56,770 --> 00:08:58,569 YOU'RE THE PARTY. 169 00:09:08,381 --> 00:09:11,282 [GLASS] CARMEN FERRARA. CARMEN FERRARA. 170 00:09:11,351 --> 00:09:13,217 MS. FERRARA. 171 00:09:13,286 --> 00:09:15,619 GOING ONCE, GOING TWICE. ABSENT. 172 00:09:16,890 --> 00:09:19,090 HARRISON JOHN. YEAH. 173 00:09:19,159 --> 00:09:20,992 NICOLE JULIAN. THANK YOU. 174 00:09:21,061 --> 00:09:23,461 SAM McPHERSON. 175 00:09:23,529 --> 00:09:25,396 HERE. 176 00:09:25,465 --> 00:09:26,397 BROOKE McQUEEN. 177 00:09:27,968 --> 00:09:30,134 OH, BROOKE McQUEEN. 178 00:09:32,839 --> 00:09:34,105 UH, HERE. 179 00:09:34,174 --> 00:09:36,440 ALL RIGHT, PEOPLE. LET'S GET CUTTIN'. 180 00:09:36,509 --> 00:09:38,276 TODAY IT'S THE LIVER AND THE KIDNEYS. 181 00:09:38,344 --> 00:09:40,044 MR. DICK, 182 00:09:40,113 --> 00:09:42,914 IF I CATCH YOU PLAYING ANOTHER ROUSING GAME OF TICKTACKTOE 183 00:09:42,983 --> 00:09:46,151 WITH YOUR LADY FROG'S OVARIES, WE'RE GONNA HAVE A THROWDOWN. 184 00:09:46,219 --> 00:09:48,119 GET TO WORK. 185 00:09:52,826 --> 00:09:55,459 [CARMEN'S VOICE] SOMETIMES TO FIND OUT WHAT YOUR POTENTIAL IS, 186 00:09:55,528 --> 00:09:58,162 YOU GOTTA BE WILLING TO STAND UP FOR YOURSELF, 187 00:09:58,231 --> 00:10:01,032 EVEN IF YOU MIGHT END UP LOOKING LIKE A FOOL. 188 00:10:02,102 --> 00:10:04,635 MS. ESPOSITO, GET CUTTIN'. 189 00:10:04,705 --> 00:10:05,836 NOW! 190 00:10:05,906 --> 00:10:07,305 NO. 191 00:10:07,373 --> 00:10:09,274 NO. HMM. 192 00:10:09,342 --> 00:10:13,945 INTERESTING. WHY DON'T YOU EXPLAIN THAT RESPONSE TO ME? 193 00:10:14,014 --> 00:10:16,981 I'M NOT GONNA DISSECT THIS FROG. 194 00:10:17,050 --> 00:10:18,449 I DON'T THINK IT'S MORAL, 195 00:10:18,518 --> 00:10:20,485 AND IT GOES AGAINST WHAT I BELIEVE IN. 196 00:10:20,553 --> 00:10:22,320 YOU KNOW... 197 00:10:23,724 --> 00:10:25,690 YOU THINK YOU'RE BEING ORIGINAL HERE, GIRLY. 198 00:10:25,759 --> 00:10:27,091 YOU'RE NOT. 199 00:10:27,160 --> 00:10:32,430 EVERY YEAR I GET A LITTLE ALICIA SILVERSTONE IN MY CLASS, 200 00:10:32,498 --> 00:10:36,868 TRYING TO ROCK THE BOAT BY BEING A TROUBLE-MAKIN' HORSE'S PATOOT. 201 00:10:36,937 --> 00:10:40,571 DO YOU THINK THAT ROSA PARKS WAS A HORSE'S PATOOT 202 00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:42,907 WHEN SHE REFUSED TO GIVE UP HER BUS SEAT? 203 00:10:42,976 --> 00:10:46,344 CHANGE BEGINS WITH AN INDIVIDUAL. 204 00:10:46,412 --> 00:10:47,778 WHAT ABOUT THOREAU? 205 00:10:47,847 --> 00:10:50,715 HE SAID THAT YOU CAN JUDGE A SOCIETY'S CIVILIZATION 206 00:10:50,784 --> 00:10:54,585 BY HOW IT TREATS ITS ANIMALS, AND THIS IS BARBARIC! 207 00:10:54,655 --> 00:10:58,690 IT'S CRUEL AND IT'S-IT-IT'S WRONG. THERE ARE ALTERNATIVES. 208 00:10:58,759 --> 00:11:00,024 LIKE DISSECTION SOFTWARE PERHAPS. 209 00:11:00,093 --> 00:11:01,159 THAT'S EXACTLY! 210 00:11:01,227 --> 00:11:03,027 GREAT! LET'S INSTALL 'EM. 211 00:11:03,096 --> 00:11:05,997 OH, GOSH. FIRST, WE'RE GONNA NEED THOSE DARN COMPUTERS. 212 00:11:06,066 --> 00:11:09,033 SO, MS. ESPOSITO, MAY I SUGGEST 213 00:11:09,102 --> 00:11:11,735 THAT YOU START SELLING SOME SWEATERS AT CONTEMPO CASUALS, 214 00:11:11,805 --> 00:11:14,205 'CAUSE IN ORDER TO LEAD YOUR LITTLE REVOLUTION, 215 00:11:14,274 --> 00:11:16,675 YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO COUGH UP ABOUT 25,000. 216 00:11:16,743 --> 00:11:19,844 IT'S YOUR CHOICE, MS. ESPOSITO. 217 00:11:19,913 --> 00:11:22,346 WELL, YOU CAN STAND THERE 218 00:11:22,415 --> 00:11:25,316 AND LOOK AT YOUR FROG, FINE. 219 00:11:25,385 --> 00:11:28,152 BUT EVERY DAY YOU DON'T FOLLOW POLICY IN MY CLASS 220 00:11:28,221 --> 00:11:30,355 IS A DAY YOU GET AN "F." 221 00:11:30,423 --> 00:11:31,722 THAT'S NOT FAIR. BA-BA. 222 00:11:31,791 --> 00:11:35,626 THIS IS BIOLOGY, MS. ESPOSITO, NOT DEBATE. 223 00:11:35,695 --> 00:11:37,695 BACK TO WORK, EVERYBODY. 224 00:11:41,534 --> 00:11:44,135 MS. McQUEEN, YOU CAN DAYDREAM ALL YOU WANT, 225 00:11:44,204 --> 00:11:46,871 BUT THAT'S NOT GONNA MAKE THAT NEW ISSUE OF SASSY 226 00:11:46,940 --> 00:11:48,873 FLOP ON YOUR DOORSTEP ANY FASTER. 227 00:11:58,651 --> 00:12:01,585 EXCUSE ME, BUT I HAVE A MOTIVATIONAL QUESTION. 228 00:12:01,654 --> 00:12:03,587 WHAT DOES DITE MOI MEAN? 229 00:12:03,656 --> 00:12:05,390 I THINK IT MEANS "TELL ME." 230 00:12:05,458 --> 00:12:07,392 I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING. 231 00:12:07,460 --> 00:12:09,160 YOU'RE NOT DOING THIS MUSICAL. 232 00:12:09,229 --> 00:12:10,694 DAD. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 233 00:12:10,763 --> 00:12:12,597 I WAS CALLED OUT OF A MEETING 234 00:12:12,665 --> 00:12:14,665 BY AN URGENT CALL FROM COACH PERITTI. 235 00:12:14,734 --> 00:12:16,134 IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT? 236 00:12:16,203 --> 00:12:18,136 TO HUMILIATE ME AND THE FAMILY? 237 00:12:18,204 --> 00:12:19,804 YOU MADE A COMMITMENT, MISTER. 238 00:12:19,873 --> 00:12:21,806 WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING? 239 00:12:21,875 --> 00:12:23,574 ANSWER ME! 240 00:12:23,643 --> 00:12:25,643 IT'S WHAT I WANNA DO, DAD. 241 00:12:25,711 --> 00:12:27,345 YOU ARE ONLY 16. 242 00:12:27,413 --> 00:12:29,580 YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU WANNA DO. 243 00:12:29,649 --> 00:12:31,482 SO I'LL GIVE YOU YOUR OPTION. 244 00:12:31,551 --> 00:12:33,918 YOU MARCH DOWN THE HALL TO THE COACH'S OFFICE 245 00:12:33,987 --> 00:12:36,387 AND YOU APOLOGIZE TO BOTH HIM AND THE TEAM. 246 00:12:36,456 --> 00:12:37,989 THEN YOU SUIT UP, MISTER. 247 00:12:38,058 --> 00:12:40,291 IS THAT UNDERSTOOD? 248 00:12:40,360 --> 00:12:44,195 YOUR BROTHERS NEVER PUT ME THROUGH ANYTHING LIKE THIS. 249 00:12:45,498 --> 00:12:47,665 BECAUSE I'M NOT MY BROTHERS, DAD. 250 00:12:52,705 --> 00:12:56,374 HEY, HOW'S IT GOING? MR. GRANT WANTS TO SEE THIS BEFORE LUNCH. 251 00:12:56,442 --> 00:12:58,642 HERE. THIS IS MY FAVORITE ONE. CHECK IT OUT. 252 00:12:58,711 --> 00:13:02,546 SEE IF YOU HAVE ANY CORRECTIONS ON THE EDITING. 253 00:13:04,017 --> 00:13:05,516 [SAM] FIRST QUESTION. 254 00:13:05,585 --> 00:13:08,052 WHAT IS POPULARITY ABOUT TO YOU? 255 00:13:08,121 --> 00:13:09,654 ACCEPTANCE. 256 00:13:09,722 --> 00:13:14,258 IS THAT WHY YOU TRIED OUT FOR CHEERLEADING? TO BE ACCEPTED? 257 00:13:14,327 --> 00:13:16,795 YEAH. I GUESS. 258 00:13:18,664 --> 00:13:20,564 I ALSO HAVE ANOTHER REASON. 259 00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:21,599 YES? 260 00:13:21,667 --> 00:13:23,234 [CHUCKLING] OKAY. 261 00:13:23,303 --> 00:13:25,536 WHEN I WAS EIGHT YEARS OLD, 262 00:13:25,605 --> 00:13:27,538 MY OLDER BROTHER WAS A QUARTERBACK HERE, 263 00:13:27,607 --> 00:13:30,641 AND MY MOM TOOK ME TO HOMECOMING. 264 00:13:30,710 --> 00:13:33,144 THE CHEERLEADERS CAME OUT, 265 00:13:33,213 --> 00:13:36,514 AND THEY DANCED TO "GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN." 266 00:13:36,582 --> 00:13:40,384 LAME. I KNOW, BUT... BUT IT WAS THE '80s. 267 00:13:40,453 --> 00:13:43,521 ANYWAY, THERE WAS THIS ONE CHEERLEADER. 268 00:13:43,589 --> 00:13:47,258 AND I NEVER EVEN KNEW HER NAME. 269 00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:49,327 BUT SHE SMILED AT ME... 270 00:13:49,395 --> 00:13:51,562 THROUGH THE WHOLE ROUTINE. 271 00:13:51,631 --> 00:13:53,964 IN A STADIUM FULL OF PEOPLE, 272 00:13:54,034 --> 00:13:56,234 I GOT THE GRIN. 273 00:13:56,302 --> 00:13:58,636 AND I GUESS IT FELT... 274 00:13:58,704 --> 00:14:00,638 LIKE, FOR THE FIRST TIME, 275 00:14:00,707 --> 00:14:03,908 SOMEBODY... SAW ME. 276 00:14:03,977 --> 00:14:06,044 ANYWAY, THE NEXT DAY, 277 00:14:06,112 --> 00:14:08,446 I WENT AND SIGNED UP FOR DANCE CLASSES. 278 00:14:08,514 --> 00:14:12,216 SO IS CHEERLEADING CLOSURE FOR YOU? 279 00:14:12,285 --> 00:14:15,253 UM... CLOSURE, NO. 280 00:14:15,321 --> 00:14:16,687 IT... 281 00:14:18,191 --> 00:14:21,359 IT'S KIND OF LIKE THE CHANCE AT A BEGINNING. 282 00:14:21,428 --> 00:14:23,527 YOU KNOW WHAT I KEEP THINKING ABOUT? 283 00:14:23,596 --> 00:14:26,597 HOW COOL IT IS GONNA BE WHEN I START DANCING 284 00:14:26,666 --> 00:14:30,968 AND I LOOK UP INTO THE STANDS AND I FIND THAT ONE GIRL 285 00:14:31,037 --> 00:14:34,572 WHO KIND OF FEELS BAD ABOUT HERSELF. 286 00:14:34,641 --> 00:14:39,177 AND I'M GONNA SMILE AT HER... FOR THE WHOLE TIME. 287 00:14:40,713 --> 00:14:42,447 NOW, THAT WILL BE COOL. 288 00:14:44,717 --> 00:14:46,016 ANYWAY, UM, 289 00:14:46,086 --> 00:14:49,453 I GUESS THAT'S WHAT POPULARITY MEANS TO ME. 290 00:15:06,639 --> 00:15:08,907 HEY. YOU ALL RIGHT? 291 00:15:08,975 --> 00:15:10,174 HMM? YEAH. 292 00:15:10,243 --> 00:15:13,044 THE FIRST WEEK BACK'S JUST ALWAYS A BIT WEIRD. 293 00:15:13,113 --> 00:15:15,346 YEAH. I UNDERSTAND. 294 00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:19,050 WELL, THIS IS, UM... THIS IS PRETTY GOOD. 295 00:15:19,119 --> 00:15:22,520 YOU WANNA START WITH THE POSITIVES FIRST? 296 00:15:22,588 --> 00:15:23,987 YEAH. 297 00:15:24,056 --> 00:15:26,023 I LOVE THE WORK YOU'RE DOING 298 00:15:26,092 --> 00:15:29,160 WITH THE NEWSPAPER STORIES AND THE VIDEOS. 299 00:15:29,229 --> 00:15:33,531 IT'S SO COOL TO GIVE AN IMAGE TO YOUR CONCEPT. 300 00:15:33,599 --> 00:15:35,233 I LOVE THE CARMEN INTERVIEW. 301 00:15:35,302 --> 00:15:37,968 AND YOU KNOW WHO ELSE I FIND INTERESTING THERE 302 00:15:38,037 --> 00:15:39,837 IS BROOKE McQUEEN. 303 00:15:39,905 --> 00:15:41,905 THERE'S A LOT GOING ON THERE. 304 00:15:41,974 --> 00:15:43,407 YES. SHE'S A REAL SCOOP. 305 00:15:43,476 --> 00:15:46,244 BUT I THINK YOU DROPPED THE BALL ON THAT ONE. 306 00:15:46,312 --> 00:15:47,611 DROPPED THE BALL? 307 00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:49,847 YEAH. ON ALL THE OTHER INTERVIEWS, 308 00:15:49,915 --> 00:15:52,350 YOU'RE VERY, UM... YOU'RE VERY NATURAL. 309 00:15:52,418 --> 00:15:56,420 AND EASY. THAT'S WHY YOU WERE ABLE TO GET THEM TO OPEN UP 310 00:15:56,489 --> 00:15:58,322 TO GIVE YOU A REAL PERSPECTIVE. 311 00:15:58,391 --> 00:15:59,623 BUT WITH BROOKE... 312 00:15:59,692 --> 00:16:03,927 I DON'T KNOW. YOU JUST SEEM KIND OF ANTAGONISTIC. 313 00:16:03,996 --> 00:16:06,931 IS THERE SOME WEIRDNESS THERE OR SOMETHING? 314 00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:08,967 NO. NO. NO, NOT AT ALL. 315 00:16:09,035 --> 00:16:11,202 I WAS JUST TRYING TO BE OBJECTIVE. 316 00:16:11,271 --> 00:16:12,203 OH. 317 00:16:12,272 --> 00:16:13,571 AND I DON'T THINK 318 00:16:13,639 --> 00:16:16,240 THAT YOU'VE TALKED TO ENOUGH POPULAR KIDS. 319 00:16:16,309 --> 00:16:18,376 THEIR PERSPECTIVE IS NOT IN HERE. 320 00:16:18,444 --> 00:16:21,112 YOU'LL FIND THEIR STRUGGLE IS DIFFERENT 321 00:16:21,181 --> 00:16:23,181 FROM THE KIDS YOU'VE ALREADY INTERVIEWED. 322 00:16:23,249 --> 00:16:24,315 BECAUSE IT'S EASIER. 323 00:16:24,384 --> 00:16:28,719 YOU CAN'T HAVE THAT BIAS AND THAT VIEWPOINT 324 00:16:28,788 --> 00:16:30,521 TO BE A REPORTER. 325 00:16:30,590 --> 00:16:33,891 YOU'VE GOTTA DIG DEEP AND DIG NEUTRALLY 326 00:16:33,959 --> 00:16:35,659 SO THAT ALL VOICES CAN BE HEARD. 327 00:16:35,728 --> 00:16:39,163 YOU SHOULD GO BACK TO BROOKE AND ASK SOME MORE QUESTIONS. 328 00:16:39,232 --> 00:16:42,233 YOU'RE GOING TO BROOKE'S PARTY FRIDAY NIGHT, RIGHT? 329 00:16:42,302 --> 00:16:43,634 THAT'S A PERFECT PLACE 330 00:16:43,703 --> 00:16:46,670 FOR YOU TO GET WHAT WE NEED TO FILL IN THE POTHOLES. 331 00:16:46,739 --> 00:16:48,138 [BELL RINGS] 332 00:16:48,208 --> 00:16:50,608 THIS IS OUR FIRST COLLABORATION. 333 00:16:50,676 --> 00:16:53,044 VERY EXCITING, DON'T YOU THINK? 334 00:16:54,113 --> 00:16:55,546 GOOD WORK. 335 00:17:07,993 --> 00:17:09,026 SATAN. 336 00:17:18,871 --> 00:17:20,137 THANK YOU. 337 00:17:20,206 --> 00:17:21,872 OH, IT'S OKAY. 338 00:17:21,941 --> 00:17:23,841 NO. I MEAN IT. REALLY. 339 00:17:23,909 --> 00:17:26,510 THANK YOU. 340 00:17:26,579 --> 00:17:30,548 UM, I GUESS I'LL SEE YOU IN BIO. 341 00:17:30,617 --> 00:17:32,850 I'M REALLY CLUELESS ABOUT WHAT'S GOING ON IN THERE. 342 00:17:32,918 --> 00:17:35,119 I'LL PROBABLY END UP GETTING A "B" OR SOMETHING. 343 00:17:35,188 --> 00:17:37,955 MAYBE WE COULD GET TOGETHER SOMETIME AND STUDY. 344 00:17:38,023 --> 00:17:39,257 SURE. 345 00:17:39,325 --> 00:17:41,024 HOW ABOUT FRIDAY? 346 00:17:42,162 --> 00:17:43,427 I CAN'T. 347 00:17:43,496 --> 00:17:45,929 UM, I'M HAVING THIS PARTY. 348 00:17:45,998 --> 00:17:47,965 OH. OKAY. 349 00:17:48,034 --> 00:17:50,534 WAIT. DID YOU WANT TO COME? 350 00:17:52,004 --> 00:17:54,138 MAYBE. I'LL SEE. 351 00:17:54,207 --> 00:17:55,138 OKAY. 352 00:17:55,207 --> 00:17:57,642 WHATEVER. OKAY. 353 00:17:57,710 --> 00:17:58,642 BYE. 354 00:17:58,711 --> 00:18:01,945 DID I JUST HEAR AN INVITE? 355 00:18:02,014 --> 00:18:04,582 I THINK WE'RE AT CAPACITY. 356 00:18:11,157 --> 00:18:14,024 NIC, GOD BLESS YOUR HIGHLIGHTS. 357 00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:16,094 MAY I CONVERSE WITH YOU PRIVATELY? 358 00:18:16,162 --> 00:18:18,863 WHAT'S UP, MARY CHERRY? 359 00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:20,564 WELL, I WAS JUST WONDERING 360 00:18:20,633 --> 00:18:24,368 IF YOU'D SIGN MY TEEN AMBITION AUTOGRAPH BOOK. 361 00:18:24,437 --> 00:18:25,936 IT'S A HOBBY. 362 00:18:26,005 --> 00:18:29,172 I'VE BEEN COLLECTING SINCE BEFORE I GOT MY FIRST MENSES. 363 00:18:29,241 --> 00:18:30,641 HERE. 364 00:18:30,710 --> 00:18:33,344 JUST SLAP YOUR SLOPPY BETWEEN TIFFANI-AMBER THIESSEN 365 00:18:33,413 --> 00:18:36,714 AND OLYMPIC GOLD MEDALIST- SLASH-RECOVERING ALCOHOLIC, 366 00:18:36,782 --> 00:18:38,416 OKSANA BAIUL. 367 00:18:38,484 --> 00:18:40,350 MUCH LIKE YOURSELF, 368 00:18:40,420 --> 00:18:43,153 THEY'RE BOTH OVERACHIEVERS I ADMIRE. 369 00:18:45,992 --> 00:18:48,926 NIC, I JUST LOVE THAT SILVER GUCCI-ESQUE OUTFIT 370 00:18:48,994 --> 00:18:50,928 I SAW YOU BUYING AT THE MALL. 371 00:18:50,996 --> 00:18:52,563 YOU WEARING THAT TO THE PARTY? 372 00:18:52,632 --> 00:18:53,764 MM-HMM. 373 00:18:53,833 --> 00:18:55,899 WITH STRAPPY SANDALS? 374 00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:57,935 MM-HMM. AND A SMOKY EYE? 375 00:18:58,003 --> 00:18:59,637 AND A FULL PINK LIP 376 00:18:59,705 --> 00:19:03,006 AND A BLOW-OUT SO STRAIGHT IT'LL MAKE YOUR BACK BLEED? 377 00:19:05,010 --> 00:19:07,010 VERY GWYNETH. 378 00:19:33,339 --> 00:19:35,373 THIS ISN'T WHERE WE SIT. 379 00:19:38,444 --> 00:19:39,644 WELL, UM, 380 00:19:39,712 --> 00:19:41,945 SINCE MY APPARENTLY SHOCKING DECISION, 381 00:19:42,014 --> 00:19:45,783 I'M NOT EXACTLY FEELING EMBRACED BY THE MASSES. 382 00:19:45,851 --> 00:19:48,686 BUT THEN AGAIN, YOU KNOW THAT. 383 00:19:48,754 --> 00:19:50,153 CAN I SIT DOWN? 384 00:19:50,223 --> 00:19:52,122 YEAH. 385 00:19:58,931 --> 00:20:01,064 IS THAT ALL YOU'RE EATING? 386 00:20:01,133 --> 00:20:05,068 OH. I'M NOT REALLY THAT HUNGRY. 387 00:20:09,442 --> 00:20:12,943 SO YOUR DAD SHOWED UP. I HEARD IT WAS PRETTY AWFUL. 388 00:20:13,012 --> 00:20:15,212 YOU OKAY? 389 00:20:15,280 --> 00:20:18,282 YES. NO. MAYBE. 390 00:20:18,351 --> 00:20:21,585 I DON'T KNOW. CHECK ONE. 391 00:20:21,654 --> 00:20:25,790 BROOKE, I GUESS WHAT SUCKS FOR ME THE MOST WAS... 392 00:20:25,858 --> 00:20:29,627 I KINDA EXPECTED MY DAD TO TRY AND HOLD ME DOWN. 393 00:20:29,695 --> 00:20:31,629 BUT I NEVER THOUGHT YOU WOULD. 394 00:20:31,697 --> 00:20:33,531 I SAID I WAS SORRY. 395 00:20:35,200 --> 00:20:38,269 THERE'S STILL A PART OF ME THAT WONDERS IF YOU'RE WITH ME 396 00:20:38,338 --> 00:20:41,405 BECAUSE I FIT THE QUARTERBACK UNIFORM THIS YEAR. 397 00:20:41,474 --> 00:20:43,941 THAT IS NOT FAIR. 398 00:20:44,009 --> 00:20:46,977 YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT YOU. 399 00:20:47,046 --> 00:20:48,346 NO, I DON'T. 400 00:20:48,414 --> 00:20:50,548 I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ANYMORE. 401 00:20:53,953 --> 00:20:55,886 SO, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? 402 00:20:55,955 --> 00:20:57,255 WHAT AM I GONNA DO? 403 00:20:57,323 --> 00:20:58,756 YEAH. 404 00:21:00,259 --> 00:21:02,860 PROBABLY QUIT THE MUSICAL... 405 00:21:02,928 --> 00:21:05,663 AND JOIN THE OLD LUNCH GANG AGAIN. 406 00:21:05,731 --> 00:21:07,831 THE IRONY IS GREAT, ISN'T IT? 407 00:21:09,302 --> 00:21:12,169 MY DAD WINS. THE GUYS WIN. 408 00:21:13,773 --> 00:21:15,706 YOU WIN. 409 00:21:15,775 --> 00:21:19,242 BUT THEN AGAIN, YOU ALWAYS DO. 410 00:21:27,453 --> 00:21:29,252 OKAY. WHAT? 411 00:21:29,321 --> 00:21:32,289 YOU HAVEN'T SAID TWO WORDS TO ME ALL DAY. 412 00:21:32,358 --> 00:21:33,691 NOTHING. I'M FINE. 413 00:21:33,759 --> 00:21:36,560 WHAT ARE YOU DOING FRIDAY NIGHT? WANNA GRAB A SLICE? 414 00:21:36,629 --> 00:21:40,931 I CAN'T. I'M GONNA GO CHECK OUT BROOKE'S PARTY. 415 00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:45,102 WE'VE BECOME SORT OF FRIENDS IN BIO. SHE WANTS ME TO STOP BY. 416 00:21:45,171 --> 00:21:47,437 THAT'S COOL. CAN I COME? 417 00:21:47,506 --> 00:21:49,306 I DON'T THINK YOU CAN BRING ANYBODY. 418 00:21:49,374 --> 00:21:52,676 IT SUCKS. IT'S STUPID, I KNOW. 419 00:21:52,745 --> 00:21:55,378 YOU'RE UNBELIEVABLE. 420 00:21:55,448 --> 00:21:58,081 ACTUALLY, IT MUST BE SOME SORT OF A RECORD. 421 00:21:58,150 --> 00:22:00,851 IN FOUR DAYS YOU'VE MANAGED TO ABANDON YOUR SO-CALLED MORAL CODE 422 00:22:00,920 --> 00:22:04,187 AND EMBRACE A GIRL WHO'S DUMPED ON TWO OF YOUR BEST FRIENDS. 423 00:22:04,256 --> 00:22:08,158 WHAT'S UP, SAMMIE? THERE A HALF-OFF SALE AT THE SELLOUT CLUB? 424 00:22:08,227 --> 00:22:09,927 GET OVER IT. I'M GOING FOR WORK. 425 00:22:09,995 --> 00:22:12,295 YOU THINK IF YOU WALK THROUGH THAT DOOR, 426 00:22:12,364 --> 00:22:13,697 YOU'LL HAVE IT EASIER. 427 00:22:13,766 --> 00:22:15,399 YOU'LL BE A CHOSEN ONE, 428 00:22:15,468 --> 00:22:18,802 JUST A LITTLE BIT CLOSER TO THE FLAME THAT HEATS THE SCHOOL. 429 00:22:18,871 --> 00:22:20,638 AND GUESS WHAT, SAM. 430 00:22:20,706 --> 00:22:22,740 YOU'RE NOT GOING. 431 00:22:22,808 --> 00:22:25,843 BROOKE McQUEEN PARTY LIST. HOT OFF THE PRESSES. 432 00:22:25,911 --> 00:22:28,145 I HACKED INTO NICOLE'S LAPTOP HALF AN HOUR AGO, 433 00:22:28,214 --> 00:22:30,313 AND WE BOTH GOT BLINKED. 434 00:22:30,382 --> 00:22:31,381 BLINKED? 435 00:22:31,451 --> 00:22:32,415 CUT. 436 00:22:32,484 --> 00:22:36,186 ERASED, LIKE WE NEVER EVEN EXISTED. 437 00:22:36,255 --> 00:22:39,323 TELLING MR. GRANT. THAT WOULD BE THE HEARTBREAKER, HUH? 438 00:22:39,392 --> 00:22:41,425 IN MORE WAYS THAN ONE. 439 00:22:41,494 --> 00:22:42,760 THAT'S RIDICULOUS. YOU DON'T KNOW... 440 00:22:42,828 --> 00:22:44,895 SAM, JUST BE REAL FOR, LIKE, ONE MINUTE. 441 00:22:44,964 --> 00:22:48,599 YOU WALK AROUND HERE WITH ALL THESE OPINIONS AND RESOLUTIONS 442 00:22:48,668 --> 00:22:50,868 ABOUT YOUR SINGULAR INDIVIDUALITY. 443 00:22:50,936 --> 00:22:54,204 WHEN HAVE YOU JUST ONCE FOLLOWED THROUGH ON SOMETHING THAT SETS YOU APART? 444 00:22:54,273 --> 00:22:57,207 YOU HAVEN'T. 445 00:22:57,276 --> 00:23:00,010 OUT OF ALL THE PEOPLE AT THIS SCHOOL, 446 00:23:00,079 --> 00:23:01,311 I THOUGHT YOU WERE DIFFERENT. 447 00:23:01,380 --> 00:23:03,113 I AM DIFFERENT. 448 00:23:03,182 --> 00:23:06,316 NO. YOU'RE NOT. 449 00:23:06,386 --> 00:23:09,587 YOU WANNA BE UNIQUE. SURE. 450 00:23:09,655 --> 00:23:12,155 JUST LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE. 451 00:23:26,472 --> 00:23:28,105 MR. GRANT. 452 00:23:28,173 --> 00:23:31,642 I'D LIKE TO KNOW IF YOU'D HAVE DINNER WITH ME FRIDAY AT 7:00. 453 00:23:31,711 --> 00:23:34,578 TO GO OVER THE QUESTIONS FOR MY INTERVIEWS. 454 00:23:35,715 --> 00:23:38,482 I NEED A LITTLE FOCUSING. 455 00:23:38,551 --> 00:23:40,417 WELL, SURE, SAM. 456 00:23:40,486 --> 00:23:42,887 IF THAT'S WHAT YOU NEED. 457 00:23:42,955 --> 00:23:44,254 THANKS. 458 00:23:59,038 --> 00:24:00,905 [CARMEN] CAN I GET THE CHECK, PLEASE? 459 00:24:00,973 --> 00:24:02,773 SURE. COMING RIGHT UP. 460 00:24:17,522 --> 00:24:20,257 EXCUSE ME. CAN I HAVE A DIET COKE, PLEASE? 461 00:24:20,325 --> 00:24:21,825 SURE. 462 00:24:21,894 --> 00:24:23,293 TWO DIET COKES. 463 00:24:23,362 --> 00:24:24,627 NO, THANK YOU. 464 00:24:31,236 --> 00:24:35,405 IF YOU CAME HERE LOOKING FOR SYMPATHY FOR HOW YOU FEEL, 465 00:24:35,474 --> 00:24:38,441 THEN YOU CAME TO THE WRONG PLACE. 466 00:24:42,014 --> 00:24:45,683 DO YOU KNOW HOW LUCKY YOU ARE, BROOKE? 467 00:24:45,751 --> 00:24:47,718 DO YOU KNOW WHAT I WOULD GIVE 468 00:24:47,787 --> 00:24:51,621 TO BE YOU FOR, LIKE, ONE DAY? 469 00:24:51,691 --> 00:24:54,892 ONE HOUR. 470 00:24:54,960 --> 00:24:57,795 EVERY SINGLE DAY FOR THE PAST EIGHT YEARS, 471 00:24:57,863 --> 00:25:01,464 MY MOM HAS WEIGHED OUT MY FOOD BEFORE I EAT. 472 00:25:03,202 --> 00:25:06,804 I'VE HEARD MY DAD TELL MY BROTHERS WHEN HE THINKS I CAN'T HEAR, 473 00:25:06,873 --> 00:25:10,808 "SHE DOESN'T GET IT FROM MY SIDE OF THE FAMILY." 474 00:25:10,877 --> 00:25:14,411 AND I'M A FREAK BECAUSE I EAT A TWO-POUND BAG OF M&Ms 475 00:25:14,480 --> 00:25:16,246 UNDER A BLANKET IN THE DARK 476 00:25:16,315 --> 00:25:19,283 JUST TO PROVE THAT IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT THEY THINK OF ME. 477 00:25:19,351 --> 00:25:21,885 IT ONLY MATTERS WHAT I THINK OF MYSELF. 478 00:25:21,954 --> 00:25:25,388 AND IT MAKES ME FEEL SO BAD. 479 00:25:27,793 --> 00:25:29,559 BUT I CAN'T STOP IT, 480 00:25:29,628 --> 00:25:31,128 'CAUSE IT'S LIKE... 481 00:25:31,196 --> 00:25:33,897 THE ONE THING I CAN CONTROL. 482 00:25:37,169 --> 00:25:39,169 I HAVE A THING WITH FOOD, TOO. 483 00:25:41,941 --> 00:25:45,142 WHEN YOU SAID THAT YOUR MOM WEIGHS OUT ALL YOUR FOOD, 484 00:25:45,210 --> 00:25:46,777 WELL, THAT HAPPENS TO ME, TOO. 485 00:25:46,846 --> 00:25:49,179 EXCEPT THE PART ABOUT THE MOM. 486 00:25:49,248 --> 00:25:54,017 WHEN I WAS NINE, SHE LEFT MY DAD FOR ANOTHER GUY, RON. 487 00:25:55,955 --> 00:25:57,888 IN MY TWISTED LITTLE HEAD, 488 00:25:57,957 --> 00:26:00,891 I THOUGHT IT WAS ME. 489 00:26:00,960 --> 00:26:04,627 I THOUGHT... MAYBE IF YOU'RE REALLY PERFECT, 490 00:26:04,696 --> 00:26:06,730 YOU'RE REALLY GOOD, 491 00:26:06,799 --> 00:26:09,499 SHE'LL KNOW THAT YOU LOVE HER AND SHE'LL COME BACK HOME. 492 00:26:09,569 --> 00:26:12,870 SO I STARTED DIETING, AND I STARTED EXERCISING. 493 00:26:12,938 --> 00:26:15,238 AND MY DAD, HE WAS JUST SO CRAZED. 494 00:26:15,307 --> 00:26:18,041 HE DIDN'T NOTICE ANYTHING WAS WRONG. 495 00:26:19,178 --> 00:26:20,510 UNTIL... 496 00:26:21,747 --> 00:26:23,680 I DROPPED DOWN TO 75 POUNDS 497 00:26:23,749 --> 00:26:26,249 AND I BROKE A RIB ONE DAY WHEN I SNEEZED. 498 00:26:29,754 --> 00:26:32,189 SO YOU STILL WANNA BE ME? 499 00:26:36,762 --> 00:26:40,363 I WANNA KNOW WHY I DIDN'T MAKE IT. 500 00:26:40,432 --> 00:26:43,967 I SAW THOSE OTHER GIRLS. I WAS THE BEST ONE. 501 00:26:44,036 --> 00:26:45,669 YEAH, YOU WERE THE BEST ONE. 502 00:26:45,738 --> 00:26:47,637 THEN WHY WASN'T I PICKED? 503 00:26:50,775 --> 00:26:52,876 BECAUSE YOU'RE FAT. 504 00:26:54,446 --> 00:26:56,746 I DIDN'T MAKE THE RULES. 505 00:26:58,850 --> 00:27:00,417 YEAH, I KNOW YOU DIDN'T. 506 00:27:02,221 --> 00:27:04,154 I KNOW. 507 00:27:22,674 --> 00:27:24,274 WOW, YOU GUYS. 508 00:27:24,343 --> 00:27:27,645 I JUST... I DON'T SEE YOUR NAME HERE ON THE LIST. 509 00:27:27,713 --> 00:27:31,414 MARK, COURTNEY, IT'S CALLED R.S.V.P. LOOK INTO IT. 510 00:27:32,952 --> 00:27:34,217 NEXT. 511 00:27:36,055 --> 00:27:37,354 NAME? 512 00:27:37,423 --> 00:27:39,189 MARY CHERRY PLUS ONE. 513 00:27:39,258 --> 00:27:43,393 SUGAR BOOGER, YOU KNOW SUGAR DADDY. HE'S IN OUR BIO CLASS. 514 00:27:45,197 --> 00:27:47,697 WOW. HUH. 515 00:27:47,767 --> 00:27:50,867 I MUST HAVE JUST COMPLETELY DOZED OFF IN BIOLOGY. 516 00:27:50,936 --> 00:27:53,370 THE PART WHERE WE LEAPFROGGED OVER DISSECTION 517 00:27:53,438 --> 00:27:55,372 AND JUST WENT STRAIGHT ON TO CLONING. 518 00:27:55,440 --> 00:27:57,707 YOU'RE FUNNY. 519 00:27:59,444 --> 00:28:01,511 THANK YOU. 520 00:28:05,217 --> 00:28:06,216 NAME? 521 00:28:25,337 --> 00:28:27,971 OKAY. SINGLE, WHITE FEMALE NEEDS TO BE STOPPED 522 00:28:28,040 --> 00:28:30,007 BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY. 523 00:28:30,076 --> 00:28:32,175 I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS. 524 00:28:32,244 --> 00:28:35,212 I PULLED THE ARTIST RECENTLY KNOWN AS SOPHOMORE WHORE 525 00:28:35,281 --> 00:28:37,681 UP FROM THE SOCIAL LOOS BY HER TWO-INCH ROOTS. 526 00:28:37,750 --> 00:28:41,819 I MADE HER, AND THIS IS HOW SHE REPAYS ME-- BY COPYING ME? 527 00:28:42,921 --> 00:28:44,754 THAT BEING TRUE... 528 00:28:46,458 --> 00:28:49,226 WHY AM I HAVING TROUBLE COMPETING WITH MYSELF? 529 00:28:52,664 --> 00:28:56,799 OH. HE'LL SHOW UP, BROOKY. DON'T WORRY. 530 00:28:56,868 --> 00:28:58,568 IF HE DOESN'T, 531 00:28:58,637 --> 00:29:01,104 HE'S NOT WORTH IT. 532 00:29:01,173 --> 00:29:05,208 THE THING IS... IS THAT HE IS WORTH IT. 533 00:29:08,713 --> 00:29:10,547 FUN PARTY. 534 00:29:10,616 --> 00:29:12,616 YEAH. 535 00:29:12,684 --> 00:29:13,984 A BLAST. 536 00:29:43,815 --> 00:29:44,847 CARM. 537 00:29:46,651 --> 00:29:48,886 HEY. 538 00:29:48,954 --> 00:29:50,353 HEY. 539 00:30:01,666 --> 00:30:03,933 I'VE ALWAYS LIKED IT HERE, TOO. 540 00:30:06,605 --> 00:30:09,706 SOMETIMES IT SEEMS LIKE THE ONLY WAY TO CLEAR YOUR HEAD 541 00:30:09,774 --> 00:30:13,076 IS TO JUST BLAST THE THOUGHTS AWAY. 542 00:30:16,982 --> 00:30:18,982 YEAH. 543 00:30:19,051 --> 00:30:21,951 I MISSED YOU AT SCHOOL TODAY. 544 00:30:22,020 --> 00:30:23,586 WE ALL DID. 545 00:30:25,090 --> 00:30:27,257 I DON'T THINK I CAN GO BACK THERE. 546 00:30:28,827 --> 00:30:30,127 I'M EMBARRASSED. 547 00:30:32,531 --> 00:30:35,532 AND TO THINK I ACTUALLY THOUGHT 548 00:30:35,600 --> 00:30:38,301 THAT MAYBE WHAT WAS ON THE INSIDE WAS MORE IMPORTANT 549 00:30:38,370 --> 00:30:40,737 THAN WHAT WAS ON THE OUTSIDE. 550 00:30:42,541 --> 00:30:44,607 THE WORLD JUST DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY. 551 00:30:51,183 --> 00:30:53,116 YOU MISSED IT IN BIO. 552 00:30:53,185 --> 00:30:55,752 I TOOK THE FIFTH ON THE FROG. 553 00:31:00,225 --> 00:31:02,526 YOU REFUSED TO SLICE AND DICE? 554 00:31:04,163 --> 00:31:07,464 THAT'S SO COOL. GOOD FOR YOU. 555 00:31:07,532 --> 00:31:09,699 BECAUSE OF YOU. 556 00:31:13,672 --> 00:31:19,376 EVEN THOUGH YOU THINK YOU DIDN'T WIN, 557 00:31:19,444 --> 00:31:21,745 YOU DID, CARMEN. 558 00:31:21,813 --> 00:31:24,147 YEAH, YOU DID. YOU... YOU TRIED. 559 00:31:24,216 --> 00:31:26,216 YOU STOOD UP FOR YOURSELF, 560 00:31:26,285 --> 00:31:29,286 AND THAT IS THE REAL VICTORY. 561 00:31:29,355 --> 00:31:31,355 THE FAILURE'S IN... 562 00:31:31,423 --> 00:31:35,158 LETTING THE MOMENT PASS YOU BY. 563 00:31:35,227 --> 00:31:38,395 WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY IS THAT 564 00:31:38,463 --> 00:31:42,532 I TOOK MY MOMENT BECAUSE OF WHAT YOU DID. 565 00:31:44,970 --> 00:31:47,670 THERE ARE DIFFERENT TYPES OF CHEERLEADERS. 566 00:31:49,474 --> 00:31:53,042 MAYBE YOU DIDN'T MAKE THEIR STUPID LIST. 567 00:31:54,846 --> 00:31:58,448 BUT YOU ARE AT THE VERY TOP OF MINE. 568 00:32:19,038 --> 00:32:21,471 GOD, HE SMELLS GOOD. 569 00:32:21,540 --> 00:32:24,574 I WONDER WHAT THOSE WOULD FEEL LIKE ON MY BODY. 570 00:32:27,512 --> 00:32:29,746 IF HE SAW ME NAKED, WOULD HE LAUGH? 571 00:32:31,350 --> 00:32:36,052 I WONDER IF IMPLANTS HURT MORE THAN MY PIERCING. 572 00:32:36,121 --> 00:32:39,089 WHICH HE HASN'T MENTIONED. 573 00:32:40,825 --> 00:32:43,426 I'D NEVER TELL ANYBODY I GOT THE IMPLANTS. 574 00:32:43,495 --> 00:32:45,162 I'D KEEP IT A SECRET 575 00:32:45,230 --> 00:32:47,897 AND WEAR BAGGY SWEATERS UNTIL HE RIPPED MY SWEATER OFF. 576 00:32:47,966 --> 00:32:50,800 WHAT TIME DOES THAT PARTY START? 8:00? 577 00:32:52,137 --> 00:32:53,736 UH, YEAH. MM-HMM. 578 00:32:53,805 --> 00:32:56,139 YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO EAT AND RUN. 579 00:32:56,208 --> 00:32:58,942 DO YOU WANNA TALK ABOUT THE QUESTIONS FOR THE INTERVIEW? 580 00:32:59,011 --> 00:33:01,778 I LOVE THIS PLACE. HOW'D YOU HEAR ABOUT IT? 581 00:33:01,846 --> 00:33:04,381 I HAVE A FRIEND WHO WORKS HERE. 582 00:33:04,449 --> 00:33:07,116 HEY. BEFORE WE ORDER, CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION? 583 00:33:07,186 --> 00:33:11,288 WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PIERCING? PRETTY COOL, HUH? 584 00:33:13,492 --> 00:33:14,857 I DON'T KNOW, SAM. 585 00:33:14,926 --> 00:33:16,393 I, UH... 586 00:33:16,461 --> 00:33:18,995 I THINK IT'S TRYING A LITTLE BIT TOO HARD. 587 00:33:21,533 --> 00:33:22,766 HI. HEY, YOU. 588 00:33:22,834 --> 00:33:25,468 THIS IS MY FRIEND, HEATHER. THIS IS SAM. 589 00:33:25,537 --> 00:33:29,406 HI, SAM. I HAVE HEARD SO MUCH ABOUT YOU. 590 00:33:29,474 --> 00:33:31,040 OH, MY G-- 591 00:33:31,109 --> 00:33:33,576 DO YOU WANT SOME ICE FOR THAT? 592 00:33:33,645 --> 00:33:36,012 DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIALS? 593 00:33:36,081 --> 00:33:37,547 YES. UM... 594 00:33:37,616 --> 00:33:39,516 THE OYSTER APPETIZER'S EXCELLENT TONIGHT. 595 00:33:39,584 --> 00:33:43,019 AND IT MIGHT COME IN HANDY LATER THIS EVENING. 596 00:33:43,088 --> 00:33:45,222 I'M GONNA HOLD YOU TO THAT. 597 00:33:45,290 --> 00:33:46,289 PROMISE? YEAH. 598 00:33:46,358 --> 00:33:47,857 HOW YOU DOING? 599 00:33:58,002 --> 00:34:00,970 I'M GONNA LEAVE YOU TWO GUYS FOR A MINUTE. 600 00:34:01,039 --> 00:34:02,472 BE BACK IN A SEC. 601 00:34:06,044 --> 00:34:07,511 I'M SORRY, SAM. 602 00:34:07,579 --> 00:34:12,782 YOU KNOW, UH, I SHOULD BE THE WISE ONE HERE. I'M SORRY. 603 00:34:12,851 --> 00:34:14,484 YOU KNOW WHAT? 604 00:34:14,553 --> 00:34:18,220 I LOOK LIKE A STUPID SPICE GIRL IN THIS DRESS. 605 00:34:18,289 --> 00:34:20,690 SAM. YOU, STUPID? 606 00:34:20,759 --> 00:34:23,527 THAT IS NEVER GONNA HAPPEN. 607 00:34:23,595 --> 00:34:28,230 YOU KNOW, I THINK MY FRIENDS WILL DISAGREE. 608 00:34:50,922 --> 00:34:53,022 [PHONE RINGS] 609 00:34:54,793 --> 00:34:56,459 [RING] 610 00:34:58,863 --> 00:35:00,663 [RING] 611 00:35:02,801 --> 00:35:04,401 [RING] 612 00:35:15,680 --> 00:35:19,248 DAMN, GIRL. YOU NEED TO LEARN HOW TO PACE. 613 00:35:19,317 --> 00:35:21,350 COME HERE. 614 00:35:21,420 --> 00:35:23,352 LET'S GO UP. 615 00:35:23,422 --> 00:35:26,055 IT WAS THE SUSHI, SUGAR. 616 00:35:26,124 --> 00:35:28,391 BABY, THAT WAS A LOT MORE THAN SUSHI. 617 00:35:28,460 --> 00:35:31,694 COME HERE. DO THAT. 618 00:35:38,503 --> 00:35:39,936 COME HERE. 619 00:35:40,004 --> 00:35:42,271 [PHONE RINGS] 620 00:35:44,275 --> 00:35:45,608 HELLO. 621 00:35:45,677 --> 00:35:49,579 YO, FINALLY YOU PICK UP. WHAT'S UP, MY BROTHER? 622 00:35:49,648 --> 00:35:52,582 YO, MAN, I'VE BEEN BLOWIN' UP YOUR CELLY-CELL ALL NIGHT. 623 00:35:52,651 --> 00:35:55,952 SORRY ABOUT THAT. I GUESS I REALLY DIDN'T FEEL LIKE TALKING. 624 00:35:56,020 --> 00:35:57,987 HOW YOU DOING, MAN? 625 00:35:58,056 --> 00:35:59,989 YO, MAN. YOU WON'T BELIEVE IT. 626 00:36:00,058 --> 00:36:03,593 I GOT TWO HOT, BLONDE, BITCHY WOMEN FIGHTIN' OVER MY ASS. 627 00:36:03,662 --> 00:36:05,262 I'M ON FIRE, KID. 628 00:36:05,330 --> 00:36:09,165 GOOD FOR YOU, S.D. I TOLD YOU YOU WERE THE LIFE OF THE PARTY. 629 00:36:09,234 --> 00:36:12,034 YEAH. YOU DID. 630 00:36:12,103 --> 00:36:14,237 [GIRL COUGHING] 631 00:36:14,306 --> 00:36:15,672 LISTEN, MAN. 632 00:36:15,741 --> 00:36:18,441 I KNOW I'D BEEN OUT OF HAND WITH YOU THIS WEEK. 633 00:36:18,510 --> 00:36:23,245 AND I'M SORRY. I NEED YOU HERE, KID. WE ALL DO. 634 00:36:23,315 --> 00:36:25,248 JUST AIN'T THE SAME WITHOUT YOU, MAN. 635 00:36:25,317 --> 00:36:28,117 THANKS, MAN. THAT'S GREAT. 636 00:36:28,186 --> 00:36:29,886 I JUST, UH... 637 00:36:29,954 --> 00:36:32,254 I DON'T KNOW IF I FIT IN THERE ANYMORE. 638 00:36:32,323 --> 00:36:34,991 SO I'M GONNA HANG HERE TONIGHT. 639 00:36:35,059 --> 00:36:37,927 I HEAR YOU, MAN. 640 00:36:37,996 --> 00:36:39,396 PEACE OUT. 641 00:36:40,499 --> 00:36:42,932 HEY. IS THAT HIM? 642 00:36:43,001 --> 00:36:44,801 YEAH, BOO. 643 00:36:47,339 --> 00:36:48,605 SO, WHEN'S HE COMING? 644 00:36:48,673 --> 00:36:50,807 HE'S NOT. 645 00:36:53,044 --> 00:36:54,677 POPPY! 646 00:36:54,746 --> 00:36:55,912 PAPI. 647 00:36:55,980 --> 00:36:57,447 YOU'RE A MESS, GIRL. 648 00:36:57,516 --> 00:36:58,681 I'M NO MESS. 649 00:36:58,750 --> 00:37:01,451 HERE. LET'S GET YOU A CAB. COME ON. 650 00:37:17,969 --> 00:37:19,669 MEOW! 651 00:37:22,541 --> 00:37:25,608 - IS HE MEOWING? - I THOUGHT I HAD IT BAD. 652 00:37:25,677 --> 00:37:27,611 SO, CARM, I GUESS 653 00:37:27,679 --> 00:37:30,980 WE WON'T BE SEEING YOU ON A MILK CARTON ANY TIME SOON. 654 00:37:31,049 --> 00:37:34,216 - I'M SORRY IF I SCARED YOU GUYS. - GOOD. 655 00:37:34,285 --> 00:37:36,453 [SAM] I'M SORRY, TOO. 656 00:37:38,923 --> 00:37:43,960 CARMEN, I WENT BY YOUR HOUSE TO APOLOGIZE. 657 00:37:44,029 --> 00:37:45,127 I BLEW IT. 658 00:37:45,196 --> 00:37:47,397 I FLIRTED WITH THE DARK SIDE. 659 00:37:48,700 --> 00:37:50,967 I LET YOU DOWN. 660 00:37:51,035 --> 00:37:53,670 ACTUALLY, I LET ALL YOU GUYS DOWN. 661 00:37:55,340 --> 00:37:57,139 I SOLD OUT. 662 00:37:57,208 --> 00:37:59,409 I WAS A LIAR AND A FAKE. 663 00:37:59,478 --> 00:38:01,478 AND IN MY QUEST TO LAND AN INVITE 664 00:38:01,546 --> 00:38:04,380 TO TRY TO MAKE MYSELF FEEL DIFFERENT, 665 00:38:04,449 --> 00:38:06,082 I BETRAYED YOU GUYS... 666 00:38:06,150 --> 00:38:08,184 AND MYSELF. 667 00:38:09,554 --> 00:38:11,621 IT WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN. 668 00:38:13,292 --> 00:38:17,694 ANYWAY, THAT'S ALL I WANTED TO SAY. 669 00:38:19,264 --> 00:38:20,362 HEY. 670 00:38:21,900 --> 00:38:23,966 YOU WANT A FRY? 671 00:38:25,169 --> 00:38:26,703 OR A DOCTOR. 672 00:38:26,772 --> 00:38:30,172 OW! WHAT DID YOU DO TO YOUR NOSE? 673 00:38:30,241 --> 00:38:32,074 WELL, YOU KNOW. 674 00:38:37,315 --> 00:38:38,548 [SHOUTING] 675 00:38:38,617 --> 00:38:41,718 ALL RIGHT. 676 00:38:41,787 --> 00:38:43,453 [LILY] I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. 677 00:38:43,522 --> 00:38:47,256 SHE WON. HELLO. BROOKE McQUEEN WON. 678 00:38:47,325 --> 00:38:49,191 SHE THREW THE FIRST PARTY. 679 00:38:49,260 --> 00:38:51,127 SHE DECIDED WHO'S COOL AND WHO'S NOT. 680 00:38:51,195 --> 00:38:54,331 AND THAT'S HOW IT'S GONNA BE FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR. 681 00:38:54,399 --> 00:38:55,565 WHAT? 682 00:38:55,634 --> 00:38:59,568 IT JUST HIT ME. I FINALLY JUST FIGURED IT OUT. 683 00:38:59,638 --> 00:39:00,870 FIGURED WHAT OUT? THE TRUTH. 684 00:39:00,939 --> 00:39:02,138 WHAT WOULD BE THE TRUTH? 685 00:39:02,206 --> 00:39:03,840 OUR GROUP, THEIR GROUP. 686 00:39:03,908 --> 00:39:07,744 WE'RE JUST TRYING TO MAKE IT THROUGH THE DAY, HOPING NO ONE FINDS US OUT. 687 00:39:07,812 --> 00:39:11,113 BROOKE McQUEEN AND HER FRIENDS ARE ONLY BETTER THAN US 688 00:39:11,182 --> 00:39:13,082 IF WE THINK THEY'RE BETTER THAN US. 689 00:39:13,151 --> 00:39:14,417 WE'RE THE SAME. 690 00:39:14,486 --> 00:39:16,786 NO, SAM. WE'RE NOT THE SAME. 691 00:39:16,855 --> 00:39:20,657 WITNESS US EATING GREASY CRAP WITH A MEOWING HOMELESS MAN. 692 00:39:20,725 --> 00:39:24,160 WITNESS THEM SHAKING THEIR ELITIST BOOTIES POOLSIDE 693 00:39:24,228 --> 00:39:27,263 AND, I'M SORRY, EATING BOWLS OF CHEX MIX 694 00:39:27,331 --> 00:39:30,232 THAT I FOR ONE BET TASTE PRETTY DAMN SATISFYING. 695 00:39:30,301 --> 00:39:34,871 I'M SORRY. BUT SOMEBODY NEEDS TO CONFRONT BROOKE McQUEEN... 696 00:39:34,939 --> 00:39:37,474 AND TELL HER THERE IS ENOUGH CHEX MIX FOR EVERYBODY. 697 00:39:37,542 --> 00:39:40,109 SHE DOESN'T HAVE TO BE SO TIGHT WITH HER APPETIZERS. 698 00:39:40,178 --> 00:39:42,879 THAT IS THE TRUTH THAT'S GONNA SET US FREE. 699 00:39:42,948 --> 00:39:45,314 YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU'RE RIGHT. 700 00:39:45,384 --> 00:39:47,116 YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT. 701 00:39:48,920 --> 00:39:52,455 WE SHALL OVERCOME. AND I AM DIGGING THAT. 702 00:39:53,858 --> 00:39:55,557 SHE PUSHED ME OUT OF THE WAY. 703 00:40:05,670 --> 00:40:08,470 SAM. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 704 00:40:08,540 --> 00:40:10,473 IS THIS ABOUT LAB OR SOMETHING? 705 00:40:10,542 --> 00:40:13,843 CAN IT JUST WAIT TILL SCHOOL? THIS ISN'T A GOOD TIME. 706 00:40:13,912 --> 00:40:16,679 NO, IT CAN'T, BROOKE. WE'RE TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING RIGHT NOW. 707 00:40:18,717 --> 00:40:20,316 [BOY] WHAT'S UP? 708 00:40:20,384 --> 00:40:23,620 I WANNA KNOW WHY MY FRIENDS AND I WEREN'T INVITED. 709 00:40:23,688 --> 00:40:27,624 WHY ARE YOU BARGING IN HERE AND MAKING A SCENE? 710 00:40:27,692 --> 00:40:30,292 WHY AREN'T YOU WEARING YOUR TIARA? 711 00:40:30,361 --> 00:40:31,427 [CROWD LAUGHING] 712 00:40:32,797 --> 00:40:35,998 EXCUSE ME. BUT YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ME. 713 00:40:36,067 --> 00:40:37,199 YOU KNOW WHAT, BROOKE? 714 00:40:37,268 --> 00:40:40,369 CANCEL MY SUBSCRIPTION. I'M OVER YOUR ISSUES. 715 00:40:40,439 --> 00:40:42,872 I KNOW ENOUGH. I KNOW THAT YOU HURT PEOPLE 716 00:40:42,941 --> 00:40:45,642 AND MAKE THEM FEEL BAD AND CAUSE DIVISION. 717 00:40:45,710 --> 00:40:48,812 REALLY? YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS SIT AT YOUR OWN TABLE AT LUNCH. 718 00:40:48,880 --> 00:40:50,880 YOU'RE A TOTAL CLIQUE. 719 00:40:50,949 --> 00:40:54,150 DON'T WALK IN HERE AND JUDGE ME FOR DOING EXACTLY WHAT YOU DO. 720 00:40:54,218 --> 00:40:58,020 WHY DON'T YOU JUST ADMIT IT? YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME. 721 00:40:58,089 --> 00:41:00,189 THE TRUTH IS, YOU'RE NOT. 722 00:41:00,258 --> 00:41:02,491 YOU SHOULD LEAVE BECAUSE YOU'RE WAY OUT OF LINE. 723 00:41:02,561 --> 00:41:04,127 AND IF I DON'T? 724 00:41:05,930 --> 00:41:08,231 YOU SHOULD GIVE HER A FIVE-FINGER SALUTE 725 00:41:08,299 --> 00:41:10,332 ACROSS HER SMUG LITTLE FACE. 726 00:41:10,401 --> 00:41:14,571 NICOLE, YOU ARE SUCH A TOTAL BITCH. 727 00:41:14,639 --> 00:41:16,505 OH, YEAH? 728 00:41:16,575 --> 00:41:18,474 WHAT'S UP, G? BRING IT ON. 729 00:41:18,543 --> 00:41:19,508 YEAH, OKAY. 730 00:41:19,578 --> 00:41:20,843 OH, YEAH? 731 00:41:21,579 --> 00:41:22,645 [MAN] BROOKE! 732 00:41:23,782 --> 00:41:25,114 DAD. MOM? 733 00:41:25,183 --> 00:41:26,883 WHAT THE HELL'S GOING ON HERE? 734 00:41:26,951 --> 00:41:28,651 MOM, WHY ARE YOU HERE? 735 00:41:28,720 --> 00:41:30,787 WE SHARED A CAB FROM THE AIRPORT. 736 00:41:30,856 --> 00:41:32,489 I CAME IN WHEN I SAW THE COMMOTION. 737 00:41:32,557 --> 00:41:34,957 WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR NOSE? 738 00:41:35,026 --> 00:41:37,159 PARTIES WHEN I'M GONE ARE NOT ALLOWED. 739 00:41:37,228 --> 00:41:40,196 BEFORE YOU GROUND ME, WHY DID YOU SHARE A CAB? 740 00:41:40,265 --> 00:41:43,532 WHY DO YOU HAVE A TAN? YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE IN NEW YORK. 741 00:41:45,403 --> 00:41:49,806 WELL, UM, THERE WAS A LAYOVER AT THE AIRPORT. 742 00:41:49,874 --> 00:41:52,742 JANE AND I MET IN THE LOUNGE. 743 00:41:55,113 --> 00:41:57,046 I WENT ON THE CRUISE. 744 00:41:58,383 --> 00:42:00,249 UM... YEAH, AND... 745 00:42:00,318 --> 00:42:03,119 MOM, WHAT IS THAT ON YOUR FINGER? 746 00:42:04,488 --> 00:42:07,189 UM, WE'RE ENGAGED. 747 00:42:07,258 --> 00:42:09,692 [NIC] OH, MY GOD! 748 00:42:09,761 --> 00:42:11,527 THE PARENTAL UNITS ARE MERGING. 749 00:42:11,596 --> 00:42:13,462 THIS... 750 00:42:13,531 --> 00:42:14,897 IS ABSOLUTELY GENIUS. 751 00:42:32,250 --> 00:42:35,551 ♪ TO BEND AND NOT TO BREAK ♪ 752 00:42:35,619 --> 00:42:39,521 ♪ CHIN UP, TRY NOT TO QUAKE ♪ 753 00:42:39,590 --> 00:42:43,292 ♪ I'M GRINNING ON THE OUTSIDE ♪ 754 00:42:43,361 --> 00:42:47,129 ♪ BUT I'M A WRECK INTERNALLY ♪ 755 00:42:49,300 --> 00:42:52,101 ♪ OOH, LA LA LA LA ♪ 756 00:42:56,675 --> 00:43:00,677 ♪ OOH, LA LA LA LA ♪