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455, 456,
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457.
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HI, SANTA BABY. PUT A HALO
UNDER MY TREE. THANK YOU.
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WOW. I CAN'T BELIEVE
THAT WE ALMOST RAISED
OUR ENTIRE UNICEF GOAL
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ONE WEEK BEFORE CHRISTMAS.
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NIC, HELLO. THAT'S
A SQUAD RECORD. AMAZING.
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YOU KNOW WHAT'S AMAZING?
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WHAT?
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WE COULD BUY A PRADA JACKET
AND A GUCCI TAMPON HOLDER
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AND NO ONE
WOULD EVER KNOW.
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HI, HONEY. THAT'S A JOKE.
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OH.
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HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT
I WAS THINKING ABOUT?
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MARLEY JACOB WOULD
BE SO PROUD OF US
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FOR THIS FUNDRAISING,
YOU KNOW?
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I CAN'T BELIEVE
SHE'S BEEN GONE A YEAR.
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FEELS LIKE FOREVER.
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YOU GUYS WERE GOOD FRIENDS,
WEREN'T YOU?
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BEFORE WE BECAME REALLY CLOSE?
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OH.
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DO YOU HAVE A PAD?
I'M OUT.
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OH.
THANK YOU.
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I MISS HER.
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DO YOU MISS HER
THIS TIME OF YEAR?
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AULD LANG SYNE AND ALL?
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HELL, YES, I MISS HER.
SHE TAUGHT ME EVERYTHING I KNOW.
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PRACTICE THOSE WORDS OVER AND
OVER, LIKE I TAUGHT YOU.
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MAKE IT A MANTRA,
DARLING.
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'CAUSE THAT IS EXACTLY
WHAT I WANT YOU TO SAY
AT MY FUNERAL.
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MARLEY? MAYBE THIS ISN'T
MY PLACE,
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BEING A NEWBIE,
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BUT MAYBE TO
AVOID THE FUNERAL,
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YOU SHOULD EAT SOMETHING.
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AH. MAYBE YOU SHOULD
GIVE THAT BUFFET TABLE A PASS.
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YOUR ARMS ARE FAT.
THANK YOU.
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NOW, HOW MUCH MONEY
HAVE WE COLLECTED FOR UNICEF?
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$360. THIS IS GONNA HELP
SO MANY PEOPLE.
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WHAT?
ARE YOU STUPID?
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THE ONLY PEOPLE THAT
THIS IS GONNA HELP ARE US.
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BROOKE McQUEEN WAS SAYING...
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WHAT MISSY MORAL CO-CAPTAIN
DOESN'T KNOW...
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WON'T HURT HER.
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ARE YOU IN...
OR ARE YOU OUT?
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YOU DO REALIZE
WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE OUT.
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DON'T YOU?
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YOU KNOW, HON, IF YOU'RE
GONNA BE ON THE SQUAD
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AND BE ONE OF
MY POPULAR GIRLS,
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NEW CLOTHES AREN'T ENOUGH.
YOU NEED TO STYLE THE HAIR,
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GET DISPOSABLE LENSES.
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GET INTO MY GROOVE.
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COMPLETELY.
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SURE, MARLEY, ANYTHING.
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MARLEY? YOU OKAY?
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SHOULD I GET YOU
SOME CARBOHYDRATES?
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NIC? HEY.
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YOU LOOK LIKE YOU
SAW A GHOST. YOU OKAY?
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YOU DIDN'T ANSWER
MY QUESTION.
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UM, YEAH, DO I MISS
MARLEY JACOB?
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YEAH, SURE I DO.
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OH, HI, CARM.
HEY.
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IF YOU'RE LOOKING
FOR THE CAFETERIA,
DOWN THE HALL.
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ACTUALLY, NICOLE,
I WAS LOOKING FOR YOU.
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I HEARD ABOUT THE CHEERLEADER
UNICEF CHRISTMAS FUNDRAISER,
AND I WANT TO CONTRIBUTE.
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SO, A WEEK'S WORTH
OF LUNCH MONEY.
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CARMEN, THAT'S SO GREAT.
THANK YOU.
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YOU'RE WELCOME.
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RIGHT, NIC?
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YEAH, IT'S GREAT.
THANKS, HON.
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BYE, CARMEN.
BYE.
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HEY, CARM.
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F.Y.I, WANNABE.
YOU CAN BROWN-NOSE
ALL YOU WANT TO,
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BUT IT'S NOT GONNA EARN YOU
EXTRA POINTS DURING SECOND
SEMESTER CHEERLEADER TRYOUTS.
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I DIDN'T GIVE MONEY BECAUSE
I WANTED SOMETHING, NICOLE.
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I GAVE BECAUSE IT'S CHRISTMAS.
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BAH, HUMBUG.
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♪ THINK IT OVER ONCE OR TWICE ♪
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♪ WHAT LASTS
THE LONGEST IN THIS LIFE ♪
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♪ CHARACTER
OR ROCK-HARD THIGHS ♪
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♪ IN THE END DO YOU BELIEVE ♪
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♪ THAT BEAUTY LIES
IN WHAT YOU SEE ♪
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♪ 'CAUSE IF YOU DO,
THEN, BABY ♪
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♪ YOU'VE BEEN DECEIVED ♪
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♪ WELL, ME AND B ♪
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♪ WE HATE SUPERMODELS ♪
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♪ IT'S JUST THAT I'M TIRED
OF BEING COMPARED ♪
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GUYS, I HOPE I DON'T
SOUND TOO CORNBALL,
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BUT, REALLY, THIS IS THE
PRETTIEST CHRISTMAS TREE EVER.
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IT'S GREAT IF YOU'RE INTO
A JAMES BOND CHRISTMAS.
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WHY ARE WE DECORATING
A FAKE METAL TREE?
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CHRISTMAS TREES WERE SUPPOSED
TO BE GREEN AND SMELL GOOD.
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WE DESIGNED THIS TREE
TO GO WITH THE HOUSE.
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OKAY, I'M GONNA GET SOME GARLAND
TO PUT ON THE STAIRCASE.
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REAL GREENERY WITH FIELD BERRIES
AND PINE CONES.
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GREAT. DO THAT, SAM,
AND ENJOY CLEANING UP
ALL THAT MOUSE DOODY
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THAT A SLOPPY ORGANIC
CHRISTMAS INEVITABLY
LEADS TO.
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DAD, WE HAVE TO GO TO ART'S
HOUSE OF MEAT BY THURSDAY.
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I NEED A GOOD TURKEY
FOR MY CHRISTMAS PARTY.
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BROOKE, YOU THROW
A PARTY ON CHRISTMAS?
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YEAH, EVERY YEAR.
OKAY, WAIT A MINUTE.
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WAIT A MINUTE.
I DO THE SAME THING.
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MY FRIENDS SPEND CHRISTMAS DAY
WITH THEIR FAMILIES
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AND THEN COME TO OUR HOUSE
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TO EAT AND DISS
THE BAD PRESENTS THEY GOT.
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UGH!
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THIS YEAR,
WHY DON'T WE MERGE?
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WE'LL HAVE ONE BIG PARTY.
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WHAT?
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SOUNDS LIKE FUN.
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"BOOTS, SHOCK THERAPY,
ARSENIC..."
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HOW ABOUT A NEW DREAM?
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CARM, WHAT HAPPENED
TO YOUR LEG?
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WELL, YOU KNOW HOW
SECOND SEMESTER CHEERLEADER
SQUAD AUDITIONS
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ARE IN TWO WEEKS?
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YEAH.
I THOUGHT I'D GET
A LEG UP,
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NO PUN INTENDED,
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BY TAKING THIS HIP-HOP
CLASS AFTER SCHOOL.
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I REALLY WANTED
TO MAKE IT THIS TIME.
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SO, ANYWAY, I WAS PRACTICING
THIS TOTALLY COMPLICATED
SASSY MOVE
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THAT WOULD, LIKE,
IMPRESS THEM,
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AND I FELT MY ANKLE SNAP.
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AND NOW,
I DON'T GET TO AUDITION.
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CARM, MAYBE YOU SHOULD LOOK
AT YOUR CRIPPLING TRAGEDY
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AS A BLESSING.
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YOU'VE TAKEN YOURSELF OUT
OF THE RUNNING FOR CHEERLEADING.
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WE WON'T HAVE TO
DO IT FOR YOU.
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SIT DOWN, FERRARA.
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WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY
OF THE SEMESTER,
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MY LITTLE TERRORS.
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IT GOES WITHOUT SAYING
THAT YOU HAVE BEEN
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MY NASTIEST,
MOST DISOBEDIENT CLASS EVER.
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AS TODAY DAWNED,
I SAID TO MYSELF,
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"BOBBI GLASS, GIVE THOSE
LITTLE BRATS THE FINAL."
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IN LATIN!
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[ALL] WHAT?
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I DON'T SPEAK LATIN.
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AND THEN I REMEMBERED,
IT'S CHRISTMAS.
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TO ME, THE MEANING
OF THE SEASON CAN BE CONVEYED
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IN ONLY ONE WORD-- GIVE.
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UNTIL IT HURTS.
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SO THAT'S WHAT
I'VE DECIDED TO DO.
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OH!
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MISS GLASS, SIR.
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PRESENTS FOR US?
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IN THE SPIRIT OF CHRISTMAS,
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YOU ALL GET A HOMEMADE
FRUITCAKE AND CATNIP TOY.
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OH.
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AND ALL YOUR G.P.A.'s
RAISED HALF A POINT
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WITHOUT BENEFIT OF THE FINAL,
WHICH IS CANCELED.
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BAH, HUMBUG.
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I'M SORRY.
WHAT WAS THAT?
WHO SAID THAT?
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OH, HI. I DID.
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I'VE BEEN SAYING IT FOR A WEEK.
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BAH, HUMBUG.
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WOULD YOU LIKE TO
EXPLAIN THAT RESPONSE?
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WITH PLEASURE.
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ALL YEAR LONG,
YOU'VE BEEN MAKING
OUR TEEN LIVES DIFFICULT
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WITH YOUR INSANELY
COMPLICATED TESTS
AND HOURS OF HOMEWORK,
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AND NOW YOU EXPECT MY HEART
TO EXPAND FOR YOU
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BECAUSE YOU'RE PASSING OUT
THESE HIDEOUS FLOUR TIRES
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THAT I'M GONNA END UP
USING AS A DOORSTOP?
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FAT CHANCE.
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MISS JULIAN,
A.K.A. SATAN'S CHILD,
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MAY I REMIND YOU,
YOU'RE ON THE WRONG HOLIDAY.
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HALLOWEEN WAS TWO MONTHS AGO.
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YOU CAN PUT AWAY YOUR HORNS
AND RED SCALY TAIL.
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YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT
CHRISTMAS IS ABOUT, MISS.
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CLEARLY.
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OH, I DO. IT'S THE TIME OF YEAR
WHEN THE SUICIDE RATE
IS HIGHEST,
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WHEN LONELY, DELUDED PEOPLE
PRETEND TO FEEL COMFORT AND JOY
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AND CRASH LATER BECAUSE THEY'RE
LEFT WITH CREDIT CARD DEBT.
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CHRISTMAS IS JUST
A SILLY HOLIDAY,
KEPT ALIVE
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TO BOLSTER THE NATIONAL
ECONOMIC INDEX AND
RELIEVE A LITTLE GUILT.
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THAT BEING SAID, I REPEAT,
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BAH, HUMBUG.
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MISS GLASS,
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THERE'S A CAT HAIR
IN MY FRUITCAKE.
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AWESOME.
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SEE YOU AT THE STUPID
CHRISTMAS LANE MALL AT 4:00,
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AND DON'T BE LATE.
I'VE GOT A BRAZILIAN WAX
BOOKED AT 6:00.
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GEESH.
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♪ CHRISTMAS TIME
IS HERE ♪
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♪ HAPPINESS
AND CHEER ♪
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♪ FUN FOR ALL,
THE CHILDREN CALL ♪
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♪ THEIR FAVORITE
TIME OF YEAR ♪
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♪ YOO-LEEEE-HOOO ♪
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♪ SNOWFLAKES IN THE AIR ♪
♪ SNOWFLAKES IN THE AIR ♪
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♪ CAROLS EVERYWHERE ♪
♪ CAROLS EVERYWHERE ♪
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♪ OLDEN TIMES
AND ANCIENT RHYMES ♪
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♪ OF LOVE AND DREAMS
TO SHARE ♪
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♪ TO SHARE ♪
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JUST ONE MORE GIFT
AND MY SHOPPING'S DONE.
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OOH, LET'S HIT
THAT KIOSK OVER THERE.
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LOOK, MARY CHERRY.
IT'S HARRISON CLAUS.
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YOU MEAN, JOE CLAUS.
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HO-HO!
LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT.
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ALL YOU WANT FOR CHRISTMAS
IS BABY DIARRHEA DOLL?
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♪ COME ALL, YE FAITHFUL ♪
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♪ JOYFUL AND TRIUMPHANT ♪
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♪ OH, COME YE, OH, COME YE
TO BETHLEHEM ♪
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MAN, I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU HAVE TO SHARE EVERYTHING
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WITH THAT LITTLE NUTCRACKER.
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YEP, INCLUDING MY TRADITIONS.
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CARM? COME ON,
CHEER UP, OKAY?
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YOU CAN AUDITION FOR
CHEERLEADING NEXT YEAR
WHEN YOU'RE HEALED.
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I KNOW. I KNOW.
IT'S JUST... [SIGHS]
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OKAY, MY NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION
THIS YEAR, FOR THE FIRST TIME,
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WAS NOT GONNA BE TO DIET.
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BECAUSE I AM
TOTALLY THROUGH WITH THAT.
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IT WAS GONNA BE
TO FOLLOW MY PASSION, YOU KNOW.
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AND DANCING'S
MY PASSION.
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BUT, LOOK,
IT'S CHRISTMAS, RIGHT?
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TIME TO BE THANKFUL
FOR WHAT YOU HAVE,
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NOT WHAT YOU WANT.
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I MEAN, THERE ARE A LOT
OF PEOPLE WORSE OFF THAN I AM.
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LIKE THEM, FOR EXAMPLE.
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YEAH.
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IT'S TRUE, ISN'T IT?
I MEAN, IF WE FEEL
LIKE OUTSIDERS,
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WHAT DO FREDDY GONG, EMORY DICK,
AND THE TUNA TWINS FEEL LIKE?
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WE FEEL REALLY BAD,
BUT WE DON'T
EVER DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT.
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YOU KNOW WHY THAT IS?
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BECAUSE THEY REPRESENT
TO US EVERYTHING THAT
WE'RE AFRAID OF BEING.
222
00:11:14,407 --> 00:11:16,474
UNLIKED AND UNPOPULAR.
223
00:11:16,542 --> 00:11:18,576
IT'S JUST FEAR AND IGNORANCE
THAT KEEPS US
224
00:11:18,644 --> 00:11:20,979
FROM BREAKING BREAD WITH THEM
IN THE CAFETERIA.
225
00:11:21,047 --> 00:11:25,283
YOU KNOW, MAYBE IT'S TIME
EMORY AND HIS POSSE GOT
A GROUP SECRET SANTA.
226
00:11:32,325 --> 00:11:34,592
HEY, YOU GUYS,
UM, I WAS THINKING.
227
00:11:34,661 --> 00:11:38,029
I THINK THIS YEAR
FOR CHRISTMAS, WE
AS A SQUAD SHOULD, UM...
228
00:11:38,098 --> 00:11:42,400
GIVE A GIFT.
I WANT TO GIVE CARMEN FERRARA
THE FIFTH SLOT.
229
00:11:42,468 --> 00:11:44,703
I'M WITH YOU
ON THIS, DARLING.
230
00:11:44,771 --> 00:11:49,507
NOW, CARMEN FERRARA
MAY NOT BE THE STEREOTYPICAL
RAVING BEAUTY LIKE ME,
231
00:11:49,575 --> 00:11:54,212
BUT AS THIS SEMESTER'S
PROGRESSED, I'VE NOTICED
SHE'S GOT TRES SPIRIT.
232
00:11:54,281 --> 00:11:56,447
CARMEN'S GREAT.
AND SHE'S PRETTY AND NICE
233
00:11:56,516 --> 00:11:58,750
AND SHE CAN SHAKE HER ASS
LIKE NOBODY'S BUSINESS.
234
00:11:58,819 --> 00:12:01,119
IN THE SPIRIT OF THE SEASON,
LET'S DO IT.
235
00:12:01,187 --> 00:12:03,454
OKAY, THEN,
IT'S UNANIMOUS.
236
00:12:03,523 --> 00:12:05,123
RIGHT?
237
00:12:05,191 --> 00:12:06,624
NIC?
238
00:12:06,693 --> 00:12:09,193
SURE, I'LL PUT CARM
ON THE SQUAD
239
00:12:09,262 --> 00:12:12,596
WHEN HELL FREEZES OVER
AND/OR MELISSA JOAN HART
GETS NOMINATED FOR AN OSCAR.
240
00:12:12,665 --> 00:12:15,433
NIC, COME ON. YOU'VE SEEN
THE ADVANCED AUDITION LIST.
241
00:12:15,502 --> 00:12:17,601
CARMEN IS FAR AND AWAY
THE BEST DANCER.
242
00:12:17,670 --> 00:12:20,471
I DON'T EVEN FEEL LIKE
THIS GESTURE WOULD BE
A COMPROMISE.
243
00:12:20,540 --> 00:12:23,908
YOU KNOW, I'M GETTING
REALLY IRRITATED WITH THIS
SPIRIT OF THE SEASON CRAP
244
00:12:23,977 --> 00:12:25,777
AND THE CODDLE CARMEN MOVEMENT.
245
00:12:25,846 --> 00:12:29,080
DO YOU THINK
IT WOULD KILL YOU TO LOSE
THE ATTITUDE FOR ONE DAY?
246
00:12:29,149 --> 00:12:31,750
YOU WANT A CHARITY
AND WE'VE GOT ONE.
247
00:12:31,818 --> 00:12:34,418
I'M OFF RIGHT NOW
TO DROP OFF DONATIONS.
248
00:12:34,487 --> 00:12:36,820
SEE YOU LATER.
249
00:12:36,889 --> 00:12:38,456
Y'ALL,
250
00:12:38,525 --> 00:12:42,527
AFTER THAT CRUEL DIATRIBE,
I KNOW WHAT TO GET NIC
FOR CHRISTMAS THIS YEAR.
251
00:12:42,595 --> 00:12:44,695
A HUNK... OF COAL.
252
00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:47,866
I THINK SHE'S ACTING
THIS WAY BECAUSE OF MARLEY.
253
00:12:47,934 --> 00:12:50,001
SHE DIED THIS TIME
LAST YEAR,
254
00:12:50,070 --> 00:12:53,304
AND I JUST DON'T THINK NICOLE'S
REALLY EVER DEALT WITH IT.
255
00:12:56,009 --> 00:12:59,143
MERRY CHRISTMAS, PRINCIPAL HALL.
OF COURSE, YOU MUST
KNOW WHY I'M HERE.
256
00:12:59,212 --> 00:13:04,015
OH, IT IS WONDERFUL
TO SMELL YOU TODAY,
MISS JULIAN.
257
00:13:04,084 --> 00:13:05,784
OF COURSE I KNOW WHY
YOU'RE HERE.
258
00:13:05,852 --> 00:13:10,088
EVERY YEAR, THE CHEERLEADERS
RAISE A PRETTY PENNY
FOR UNICEF.
259
00:13:10,156 --> 00:13:13,824
IT IS A WONDERFUL,
GIVING TRADITION
YOU GIRLS HAVE STARTED.
260
00:13:13,893 --> 00:13:16,327
YES, WELL,
EVERY LITTLE BIT HELPS.
261
00:13:18,999 --> 00:13:21,699
THERE YOU GO.
FELIZ NAVIDAD, PRINCIPAL HALL.
262
00:13:21,767 --> 00:13:23,967
FELIZ NAVIDAD, MISS JULIAN.
263
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♪ LA, LA, LA, LA, LA, LA
BA-RUMP-A-PUM-PUM ♪
264
00:13:37,517 --> 00:13:41,352
WELCOME TO CLINIQUE.
MAY I HELP YOU?
265
00:13:41,421 --> 00:13:43,822
WELL, WELL.
266
00:13:43,890 --> 00:13:45,723
IF IT ISN'T BIO-GLASS.
267
00:13:45,791 --> 00:13:47,891
EARNING A LITTLE
EXTRA CASH FOR THE HOLIDAYS?
268
00:13:47,961 --> 00:13:50,794
UH, ACTUALLY, YES,
MISS JULIAN.
269
00:13:50,863 --> 00:13:55,199
MY SISTER, NURSE JESSI GLASS,
HAS HAD A HANKERING
FOR A HAIRLESS PUSSY.
270
00:13:55,268 --> 00:13:58,236
SHE SAW THAT AUSTIN POWERS
SEQUEL SIX TIMES THIS YEAR.
271
00:13:58,304 --> 00:14:00,471
SHE JUST LOVES
DR. EVIL'S CAT.
272
00:14:00,540 --> 00:14:03,207
I WANT TO MAKE
HER CHRISTMAS DREAMS COME TRUE,
273
00:14:03,276 --> 00:14:06,044
BUT THOSE PUSSYCATS
AIN'T CHEAP.
274
00:14:06,112 --> 00:14:10,814
SO THE JOB CAME UP,
I NEEDED THE CASH, AND
I ALREADY HAD THE LAB COAT.
275
00:14:10,884 --> 00:14:13,917
HOW WONDERFUL FOR YOU,
MISS GLASS, TO BE
IN AN ENVIRONMENT
276
00:14:13,987 --> 00:14:16,754
WHERE THE CUSTOMER'S
ALWAYS RIGHT.
QUITE A CHANGE OF PACE
277
00:14:16,822 --> 00:14:20,524
FROM THE FASCIST EDUCATOR
TECHNIQUES YOU EMPLOY
IN THE CLASSROOM, HUH?
278
00:14:20,593 --> 00:14:24,262
CAN I INTEREST YOU IN
A SAMPLE OF OUR DRAMATICALLY
DIFFERENT MOISTURIZER?
279
00:14:24,330 --> 00:14:27,432
I'M HERE FOR
EXFOLIATION PURPOSES.
280
00:14:27,500 --> 00:14:30,134
I'LL TAKE THE CLARIFYING
LOTION NUMBER FOUR.
281
00:14:41,547 --> 00:14:43,781
CAN I GET YOU
ANYTHING ELSE TODAY,
MISS JULIAN?
282
00:14:43,849 --> 00:14:47,385
YES. YOUR MANAGER,
YOU STUPID FOOL.
283
00:14:47,453 --> 00:14:48,786
MANAGER!
284
00:14:48,854 --> 00:14:50,854
MANAGER, I NEED HELP.
285
00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:55,260
I'M GOTTFRIED, CLINIQUE MANAGER
ON DUTY. MAY I HELP YOU?
286
00:14:55,328 --> 00:14:57,861
YES, YOUR INCOMPETENT
SALESWOMAN HERE
287
00:14:57,930 --> 00:15:00,264
JUST SOLD ME THE NUMBER FOUR
CLARIFYING LOTION.
288
00:15:00,333 --> 00:15:01,799
[GASPS]
I KNOW.
289
00:15:01,867 --> 00:15:04,402
WITH MY DELICATE,
FAIR COMPLEXION,
I NEED THE NUMBER ONE.
290
00:15:04,471 --> 00:15:07,571
MISS GLASS, NUMBER FOUR IS
FOR OILY COMPLEXION ONLY.
291
00:15:07,640 --> 00:15:09,707
IT IS AN INTENSE EXFOLIANT.
292
00:15:09,775 --> 00:15:11,276
I-- I DIDN'T KNOW.
293
00:15:11,344 --> 00:15:13,577
I AM TIRED OF INFORMING YOU
ABOUT A PRODUCT
294
00:15:13,646 --> 00:15:15,613
OF WHICH YOU ARE
SUPPOSED TO BE EDUCATED.
295
00:15:15,682 --> 00:15:18,116
I'M SORRY. I JUST DON'T
USE THESE PRODUCTS.
296
00:15:18,184 --> 00:15:19,317
APPARENTLY.
297
00:15:19,385 --> 00:15:22,153
YOU'VE GOT PORES
THE SIZE OF HUBCAPS.
298
00:15:22,222 --> 00:15:24,788
NOT A GOOD FACE
TO BE PUSHING PRODUCTS.
299
00:15:24,857 --> 00:15:27,958
MISS BOBBI GLASS,
SIR,
300
00:15:28,028 --> 00:15:30,228
I'M SORRY, BUT
YOU ARE DISCHARGED.
301
00:15:30,296 --> 00:15:32,230
OH, PLEASE, SIR.
302
00:15:32,298 --> 00:15:35,065
I'M A TEACHER ON
A LIMITED INCOME.
I NEED THIS JOB.
303
00:15:35,134 --> 00:15:37,768
I'M SORRY. YOU'RE FIRED.
304
00:15:46,446 --> 00:15:48,346
MISS JULIAN.
305
00:15:48,414 --> 00:15:51,049
MERRY CHRISTMAS.
306
00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:11,269
[ECHOING VOICE]
NICOLE.
307
00:16:12,505 --> 00:16:14,838
NICOLE!
308
00:16:14,907 --> 00:16:16,140
♪♪
309
00:16:16,209 --> 00:16:19,610
[BELLS TOLLING]
310
00:16:31,123 --> 00:16:33,123
WHAT DO YOU WANT
FROM ME?
311
00:16:33,193 --> 00:16:35,058
MUCH.
312
00:16:41,701 --> 00:16:43,601
[CHAINS RATTLING]
313
00:16:45,070 --> 00:16:46,337
WHO ARE YOU?
314
00:16:46,406 --> 00:16:48,606
IN LIFE, I WAS
YOUR CHEERLEADER MENTOR.
315
00:16:48,674 --> 00:16:50,208
MARLEY JACOB.
316
00:16:50,276 --> 00:16:52,977
OH, MY GOD, MARLEY.
IS THAT REALLY YOU?
317
00:16:53,046 --> 00:16:56,914
I ALWAYS KNEW YOU HAD
NO BOWELS, BUT NOW I CAN
SEE IT SO CLEARLY.
318
00:16:56,982 --> 00:16:58,849
YOU'RE SO LUCKY.
319
00:16:58,918 --> 00:17:00,485
DO YOU BELIEVE?
320
00:17:00,553 --> 00:17:02,553
SURE, CHER.
321
00:17:02,622 --> 00:17:04,855
AHHHH!
322
00:17:06,559 --> 00:17:09,393
OKAY, I BELIEVE,
HEINOUS APPARITION.
WHY DO YOU HAUNT ME?
323
00:17:09,462 --> 00:17:11,462
TO WARN YOU,
NICOLE JULIAN.
324
00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:13,431
LEARN FROM ME.
325
00:17:13,500 --> 00:17:16,667
I AM CONDEMNED TO WALK
THIS EARTH FOREVER,
326
00:17:16,736 --> 00:17:18,703
TO SEE OVER AND OVER
327
00:17:18,771 --> 00:17:21,205
WHAT I MIGHT HAVE SHARED
AND TURNED INTO HAPPINESS.
328
00:17:21,274 --> 00:17:24,375
I WEAR CHAINS I MADE
IN MY OWN LIFE.
329
00:17:24,444 --> 00:17:26,544
I MADE IT OF MY OWN
FREE WILL
330
00:17:26,612 --> 00:17:30,048
WHEN I IGNORED THE UNPOPULAR
AND THE SUFFERING
331
00:17:30,116 --> 00:17:33,317
AND DEDICATED
MY EVERY WAKING MOMENT
332
00:17:33,386 --> 00:17:35,386
TO BEING A GREEDY,
333
00:17:35,455 --> 00:17:38,589
HARD-ASS, SELF-CENTERED BITCH!
334
00:17:38,658 --> 00:17:41,492
AHHHH!
335
00:17:44,264 --> 00:17:48,098
BUT TONIGHT, YOU WILL BE
HAUNTED BY THREE SPIRITS.
336
00:17:48,168 --> 00:17:51,034
EXPECT THE FIRST
WHEN THE BELL CHIMES 1:00.
337
00:17:53,073 --> 00:17:54,838
REST ASSURED,
338
00:17:54,907 --> 00:17:58,141
I WILL HAUNT YOUR
EVERY EIGHT-COUNT
AND POST-LUNCH PURGE
339
00:17:58,210 --> 00:18:02,680
UNLESS YOU SEE
THE ERROR OF YOUR WAYS.
340
00:18:02,748 --> 00:18:04,682
REMEMBER ME.
341
00:18:04,750 --> 00:18:06,550
REMEMBER ME.
342
00:18:16,896 --> 00:18:18,496
REMEMBER ME.
343
00:18:36,215 --> 00:18:38,616
[CLOCK TOLLS]
344
00:18:48,361 --> 00:18:52,730
LOOK, I TOLD YOU I DON'T NEED
THE DRAMATICALLY DIFFERENT
MOISTURIZER. CAPISCE?
345
00:18:52,798 --> 00:18:55,133
I COME NOT TO HYDRATE,
BUT TO WARN.
346
00:18:55,201 --> 00:18:57,268
I AM THE GHOST
OF CHRISTMAS PAST.
347
00:18:57,337 --> 00:19:00,238
GET YOUR ASS OUT OF BED.
YOU'RE COMING WITH ME.
348
00:19:00,306 --> 00:19:02,373
WHERE ARE WE GOING?
349
00:19:02,442 --> 00:19:04,775
TO SEE CLEARLY
EVENTS THAT HAVE BEEN,
350
00:19:04,844 --> 00:19:08,579
TERRIFYING EVENTS THAT
WILL INFORM A POTENTIALLY
DREADFUL FUTURE.
351
00:19:08,648 --> 00:19:10,948
ARE WE GOING FAR?
352
00:19:11,016 --> 00:19:14,785
FAR INDEED!
AS LONG AS YOUR LIFE,
NICOLE JULIAN.
353
00:19:17,357 --> 00:19:20,891
[COOING]
354
00:19:23,529 --> 00:19:25,195
SHE'S SO BEAUTIFUL.
355
00:19:25,265 --> 00:19:27,197
YES, YOU ARE.
356
00:19:27,267 --> 00:19:28,666
THAT'S ME?
357
00:19:33,673 --> 00:19:35,373
MOTHER?
358
00:19:35,441 --> 00:19:37,140
YES, THAT'S HER.
359
00:19:37,209 --> 00:19:39,109
WHY ISN'T SHE
PICKING ME UP?
360
00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:41,011
SHE NEVER DID.
361
00:19:41,080 --> 00:19:44,048
NOT ONCE, WHEN YOU WERE
VULNERABLE AND IN NEED
OF LOVING CARE.
362
00:19:44,116 --> 00:19:47,718
SHE WANTED TO BE SOMETHING,
ANYTHING OTHER THAN A MOTHER,
I'M AFRAID.
363
00:19:47,787 --> 00:19:49,186
WE DON'T GET ALONG.
364
00:19:49,255 --> 00:19:52,255
APPARENTLY, WE DIDN'T
GET ALONG EVEN BACK THEN.
365
00:19:52,324 --> 00:19:54,324
I HATE HER.
366
00:19:54,393 --> 00:19:56,026
THERE IS ONE WHO CARED.
367
00:19:56,095 --> 00:19:59,630
OTHER THAN CALVIN KLEIN,
SHE'S THE ONLY PERSON
YOU'VE EVER LOVED.
368
00:20:01,601 --> 00:20:04,367
NANA.
369
00:20:04,436 --> 00:20:05,736
NANA, I'M HERE.
370
00:20:05,805 --> 00:20:07,271
SHE CANNOT HEAR YOU,
MY DEAR.
371
00:20:07,340 --> 00:20:09,573
THESE ARE BUT SHADOWS
OF THINGS THAT HAVE BEEN.
372
00:20:09,642 --> 00:20:11,375
THEY HAVE NO
CONSCIOUSNESS OF US.
373
00:20:11,444 --> 00:20:13,243
THEN WHY DID YOU
BRING ME HERE?
374
00:20:13,313 --> 00:20:15,546
OH, MY DEAR, LOST CHILD.
375
00:20:15,615 --> 00:20:18,181
ALTHOUGH YOU'VE TURNED
INTO A SPITEFUL, BILIOUS HAG,
376
00:20:18,250 --> 00:20:19,850
YOU DIDN'T START OUT
THAT WAY.
377
00:20:19,919 --> 00:20:21,985
YOU WERE PURE ONCE
AND UNCORRUPTED.
378
00:20:22,054 --> 00:20:24,722
BAD CHILDREN AREN'T
BORN THAT WAY.
379
00:20:24,790 --> 00:20:27,257
CRUELTY IS A TAUGHT SKILL.
380
00:20:31,764 --> 00:20:35,366
OH, MY GOD,
VANILLA ICE IS SO HOT.
I WANT TO MARRY VANILLA ICE.
381
00:20:35,435 --> 00:20:37,134
I WANT TO MARRY
M.C. HAMMER.
382
00:20:37,202 --> 00:20:39,937
I WANT TO MARRY ALL
THE NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK.
383
00:20:40,005 --> 00:20:41,805
DO YOU KNOW
WHERE YOU ARE?
384
00:20:41,874 --> 00:20:45,208
SCHOOL. I NEVER GOT TO SIT WITH
MANDY SHEPHERD AND ARIEL MURPHY.
385
00:20:45,277 --> 00:20:48,078
YOU NEVER GOT TO
SIT WITH ANYBODY, DID YOU?
386
00:20:55,788 --> 00:20:58,055
THAT'S NOT ME.
387
00:20:58,123 --> 00:21:00,257
YES, IT IS, DEAR.
NO, IT'S NOT.
388
00:21:00,325 --> 00:21:03,160
OKAY, LOOK, SEE, HON.
I'M A SPIRIT.
389
00:21:03,229 --> 00:21:05,596
I HAVE SUPERNATURAL
POWERS OF CLAIRVOYANCE.
390
00:21:05,665 --> 00:21:07,665
THAT LITTLE
PORKER WAS YOU.
391
00:21:20,179 --> 00:21:22,179
LET'S GET HER.
392
00:21:37,563 --> 00:21:39,497
ASS-FACE.
PILLOW-BITER.
393
00:21:39,565 --> 00:21:41,331
TOE JAM SNACKER.
394
00:21:41,401 --> 00:21:43,401
SCUMBELINA.
SKANK-BREATH.
395
00:21:43,469 --> 00:21:45,269
TONGUE-SHAVER.
TINKER-SMELL.
396
00:21:45,338 --> 00:21:48,338
YOU NEVER CRIED.
NOT ONCE.
397
00:21:48,407 --> 00:21:50,508
I COULDN'T.
398
00:21:50,576 --> 00:21:52,175
I WOULDN'T.
399
00:21:52,244 --> 00:21:54,545
'CAUSE THEN THEY'D WIN.
400
00:22:04,524 --> 00:22:06,424
WHAT IS IT, BABY?
401
00:22:06,492 --> 00:22:08,359
I'M UGLY.
402
00:22:08,428 --> 00:22:10,861
OH, NO, YOU'RE NOT,
SWEETHEART.
403
00:22:10,930 --> 00:22:12,630
COME SIT
ON GRANDMA'S LAP.
404
00:22:12,698 --> 00:22:14,598
THERE WE ARE.
405
00:22:14,667 --> 00:22:19,837
NOW, THERE IS
A BEAUTIFUL PERSON
INSIDE OF YOU,
406
00:22:19,905 --> 00:22:23,140
JUST READY
TO SHINE THROUGH.
407
00:22:23,208 --> 00:22:25,676
AND ALL YOU HAVE TO DO
408
00:22:25,745 --> 00:22:27,277
IS SMILE.
409
00:22:28,915 --> 00:22:30,948
THERE.
410
00:22:31,016 --> 00:22:33,451
I HAVE SOMETHING FOR YOU.
411
00:22:33,519 --> 00:22:36,386
AN EARLY CHRISTMAS PRESENT.
412
00:22:36,455 --> 00:22:39,957
I THINK AFTER THE DAY
WE'VE HAD TODAY
413
00:22:40,025 --> 00:22:42,893
THAT WE DESERVE IT.
DON'T YOU THINK?
414
00:22:44,329 --> 00:22:46,864
[♪♪ CLASSICAL]
415
00:22:49,869 --> 00:22:52,703
PLEASE, DON'T LEAVE ME.
416
00:22:52,772 --> 00:22:55,573
OH. I PROMISE.
417
00:22:55,641 --> 00:23:00,911
I WILL NEVER, EVER,
EVER LEAVE YOU.
418
00:23:08,921 --> 00:23:11,088
♪♪ [MUSIC BOX]
419
00:23:17,029 --> 00:23:18,796
SHE LEFT ME.
420
00:23:18,864 --> 00:23:21,465
AND SHE DIDN'T EVEN
SAY GOOD-BYE.
421
00:23:22,969 --> 00:23:24,902
I'M DONE WITH THIS.
422
00:23:24,971 --> 00:23:26,904
NO, HATEFUL ONE,
YOU'RE NOT.
423
00:23:26,973 --> 00:23:28,939
YOUR JOURNEY'S
JUST BEGINNING.
424
00:23:31,444 --> 00:23:34,277
THIS IS KENNEDY HIGH,
WHERE I GO TO SCHOOL.
425
00:23:34,346 --> 00:23:37,347
INDEED, AND YOUR REIGN
OF TERROR BEGAN
ONE YEAR AGO.
426
00:23:46,659 --> 00:23:49,560
I LOOK SO HOT.
427
00:23:49,629 --> 00:23:50,961
YES, YOU DO.
428
00:23:51,030 --> 00:23:53,063
WHEN MARLEY DIED OF ANOREXIA,
429
00:23:53,132 --> 00:23:55,566
YOU SUCKED UP HER SPOTLIGHT
WITHIN A MONTH.
430
00:23:55,635 --> 00:23:57,267
SO WHAT?
431
00:23:57,336 --> 00:23:59,636
SHE HAD THE BEST FACIALS,
THE BEST HAIRDRESSER.
432
00:23:59,705 --> 00:24:02,339
WITH MARLEY OUT
OF THE PICTURE,
I HAD CO-CAPTAIN NEEDS.
433
00:24:02,407 --> 00:24:06,409
WITH HER OUT OF THE PICTURE,
THE TRACE OF HUMANITY THAT ONCE
PULSED IN YOUR VEINS
434
00:24:06,478 --> 00:24:08,278
WAS REPLACED BY ICE.
435
00:24:09,782 --> 00:24:10,915
ASS-FACE!
436
00:24:12,317 --> 00:24:13,884
PILLOW-BITER.
437
00:24:13,953 --> 00:24:15,085
SCUMBELINA.
438
00:24:15,154 --> 00:24:16,419
SKANK-BREATH.
439
00:24:16,488 --> 00:24:20,157
THIS YEAR YOUR VILLAINY
HAS BEEN EXCEPTIONAL.
440
00:24:20,225 --> 00:24:25,028
GIVEN THE OPPORTUNITY,
DID YOU EVER TRY TO EASE
PAIN AND UNCERTAINTY?
441
00:24:25,097 --> 00:24:27,998
OH, HEY, BROOKY,
YOUR NEW ROOMMATE,
SAM McPHERSON,
442
00:24:28,067 --> 00:24:31,735
I OVERHEARD HER TELLING
EVERYONE IN FRENCH CLASS
THAT YOU BITE YOUR TOENAILS.
443
00:24:31,804 --> 00:24:32,970
WHAT?
444
00:24:33,038 --> 00:24:35,773
MAYBE YOU SHOULD FIND HER
AND SLAP HER IN THE FACE.
445
00:24:35,841 --> 00:24:37,407
[SCOFFS]
446
00:24:38,711 --> 00:24:40,944
LIES. ALL LIES.
447
00:24:41,013 --> 00:24:43,280
OH, HEY, SPAM, GUESS WHAT.
448
00:24:43,349 --> 00:24:46,684
YOUR NEW ROOMIE, I OVERHEAD HER
TELLING THE HOT GUYS ON THE TEAM
449
00:24:46,752 --> 00:24:49,152
THAT SHE SAW YOU NAKED
AND YOU HAVE CELLULITE.
450
00:24:49,221 --> 00:24:52,823
YOU'RE NEVER GONNA
GET A DATE NOW,
COTTAGE CHEESE THIGHS,
451
00:24:52,892 --> 00:24:56,326
BUT YOUR LEGS COULD
OPEN A SALAD BAR.
452
00:24:56,395 --> 00:24:59,563
I WAS JUST HAVING FUN.
453
00:24:59,632 --> 00:25:01,966
AT EVERYONE'S EXPENSE
BUT YOUR OWN.
454
00:25:02,034 --> 00:25:04,134
EVEN WHEN CONFRONTED
BY YOURSELF,
455
00:25:04,203 --> 00:25:06,336
YOU STILL CHOOSE ILL WILL
OVER EMPATHY.
456
00:25:06,405 --> 00:25:08,171
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
I LOVE MYSELF.
457
00:25:08,240 --> 00:25:10,974
I TREAT MYSELF RELIGIOUSLY.
I GET A MANI AND A PEDI...
458
00:25:11,043 --> 00:25:14,311
THE PERSON WHO WAS THE NICOLE
OF OLD, THE TRUE NICOLE,
459
00:25:14,379 --> 00:25:18,415
IS THE PERSON YOU GO OUT OF
YOUR WAY TO DESTROY THE MOST.
460
00:25:19,685 --> 00:25:22,119
WHAT ARE YOU IMPLYING?
461
00:25:22,187 --> 00:25:23,653
THAT I'M CARMEN?
462
00:25:23,723 --> 00:25:26,690
AREN'T YOU?
LOOK CLOSER.
463
00:25:28,160 --> 00:25:29,392
WHY IS...
464
00:25:29,461 --> 00:25:30,861
WHY IS CARMEN CRYING?
465
00:25:30,930 --> 00:25:34,898
HER TEARS TODAY WERE
A RESULT OF A CRUEL TAUNT.
466
00:25:34,967 --> 00:25:36,901
HER TEARS WERE BECAUSE
YOU DENIED HER
467
00:25:36,969 --> 00:25:39,469
THE ONE THING THAT WOULD'VE
MADE HER FEEL ACCEPTED.
468
00:25:39,539 --> 00:25:42,072
CHEERLEADING.
469
00:25:42,141 --> 00:25:45,008
WELL, I'M NOT HER.
470
00:25:46,445 --> 00:25:48,078
I'M UGLY.
471
00:25:48,147 --> 00:25:50,814
I'VE SEEN ENOUGH.
472
00:25:50,883 --> 00:25:52,015
YOU HAVEN'T.
473
00:25:52,084 --> 00:25:53,817
LOOK AT CARMEN.
474
00:25:53,886 --> 00:25:55,819
LOOK AT YOURSELF.
475
00:25:55,888 --> 00:25:57,687
NO, I WON'T.
476
00:25:57,757 --> 00:26:00,023
YOU MUST.
NO, I WON'T.
477
00:26:00,092 --> 00:26:02,059
I WON'T! I WON'T!
478
00:26:03,595 --> 00:26:05,563
I WON'T. I WON'T.
479
00:26:05,631 --> 00:26:06,696
[CLOCK TOLLS]
480
00:26:12,071 --> 00:26:14,137
[BELLS JINGLE]
481
00:26:21,914 --> 00:26:25,249
MARY CHERRY,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
482
00:26:25,317 --> 00:26:28,151
I AM THE SPIRIT
OF CHRISTMAS PRESENT!
483
00:26:33,959 --> 00:26:37,494
IS YOUR HEART STILL UNMOVED
BY WHAT YOU'VE SEEN TONIGHT?
484
00:26:37,562 --> 00:26:39,262
LOOK, I'VE TRIED GETTING HELP,
485
00:26:39,331 --> 00:26:42,232
BUT I'M ALWAYS SMARTER THAN
THE THERAPISTS THEY SEND ME TO.
486
00:26:42,301 --> 00:26:43,700
JUST LEAVE ME ALONE
487
00:26:43,769 --> 00:26:46,469
TO DEAL WITH MENTAL HEALTH
AND CHRISTMAS IN MY OWN WAY.
488
00:26:48,240 --> 00:26:50,707
WE SHOULD NOT LIVE
CHRISTMAS ONLY ONE DAY,
489
00:26:50,775 --> 00:26:54,177
BUT RATHER,
CELEBRATE IT IN SPIRIT
ALL THE DAYS OF THE YEAR.
490
00:26:54,246 --> 00:26:56,180
NOW, YOU'VE CHOSEN NOT
TO CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS
491
00:26:56,248 --> 00:26:58,248
IN YOUR COLD, STEELY HEART.
492
00:26:58,317 --> 00:27:00,584
THEREFORE,
YOU'RE GONNA COME WITH ME
493
00:27:00,653 --> 00:27:02,953
TO THE CHRISTMAS
ABOUT TO BE
494
00:27:03,022 --> 00:27:05,755
AND WITNESS IT IN THE HEARTS
OF TEENS OF GOOD WILL.
495
00:27:05,825 --> 00:27:10,027
NOW, MY MAGICAL STAR
OF BETHLEHEM FACSIMILE,
PURCHASED AT NEIMAN MARCUS,
496
00:27:10,095 --> 00:27:13,597
WILL GUIDE US WITH
ITS SHINING LIGHT.
497
00:27:26,278 --> 00:27:27,878
WOW. CHECK IT OUT.
498
00:27:27,947 --> 00:27:30,480
YOU KNOW, UM...
499
00:27:32,084 --> 00:27:34,852
DESPITE THE HELL
OF LIVING WITH YOU,
500
00:27:34,920 --> 00:27:38,656
I'M KIND OF GLAD
THEY FOUND EACH OTHER.
501
00:27:41,026 --> 00:27:42,892
ME, TOO.
502
00:27:42,962 --> 00:27:45,128
WAIT A MINUTE.
THEY HATE EACH OTHER!
503
00:27:45,197 --> 00:27:47,630
THEY'RE NOT SUPPOSED
TO BE NICE TO EACH OTHER.
504
00:27:51,237 --> 00:27:52,702
HERE.
505
00:27:52,772 --> 00:27:54,905
WHAT IS IT, A BOMB?
506
00:27:54,974 --> 00:27:57,540
NO, I BOUGHT YOU
A LITTLE GIFT.
507
00:27:57,609 --> 00:27:58,741
MERRY CHRISTMAS.
508
00:27:58,811 --> 00:28:00,344
THAT'S SO SWEET.
509
00:28:16,161 --> 00:28:18,095
HERE, GOT YOU ONE, TOO.
510
00:28:18,163 --> 00:28:19,663
WOW.
511
00:28:19,732 --> 00:28:22,299
YEAH. SHALL WE?
512
00:28:26,972 --> 00:28:29,372
RADIOHEAD CONCERT TICKETS?
513
00:28:29,441 --> 00:28:32,109
SAM, THAT'S SO GREAT.
514
00:28:32,177 --> 00:28:35,045
THEY'RE ONE OF MY FAVORITE
BANDS. I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT
LIKE THEM.
515
00:28:35,114 --> 00:28:38,048
NO, I DO. THANKS.
516
00:28:38,117 --> 00:28:39,416
NO PROBLEM.
517
00:28:42,988 --> 00:28:44,854
WHAT'S THIS?
518
00:28:44,924 --> 00:28:47,891
YOU KNOW WHEN WE HAD TO GO
TO DINNER FOR JANE'S BIRTHDAY,
519
00:28:47,960 --> 00:28:49,960
AND THEY MADE US POSE
LIKE A FAMILY?
520
00:28:50,029 --> 00:28:51,628
YEAH, I HATED THAT NIGHT.
521
00:28:51,696 --> 00:28:54,031
YEAH, ME, TOO.
BUT, UM...
522
00:28:54,099 --> 00:28:57,100
I REALLY LOVE THAT PICTURE.
YOU LOOK REALLY BEAUTIFUL.
523
00:29:01,473 --> 00:29:02,839
THANK YOU.
524
00:29:04,743 --> 00:29:05,909
THANK YOU.
525
00:29:08,213 --> 00:29:10,613
OKAY.
526
00:29:10,682 --> 00:29:14,151
IF EVEN SAM AND BROOKE
CAN MAKE PEACE FOR
ONE DAY OF THE YEAR,
527
00:29:14,220 --> 00:29:16,086
THEN THERE'S HOPE
FOR ALL MANKIND.
528
00:29:16,155 --> 00:29:18,021
EVEN YOU, NIC.
529
00:29:26,365 --> 00:29:28,498
HEY, MERRY CHRISTMAS.
530
00:29:28,567 --> 00:29:30,867
MISS McQUEEN!
531
00:29:30,935 --> 00:29:33,770
LET ME JUST SAY
WHAT AN HONOR IT IS...
532
00:29:33,839 --> 00:29:38,976
TO BREATHE IN YOUR HEADY
CHRISTMAS OXYGEN.
533
00:29:39,044 --> 00:29:42,845
UM, NOT KNOWING WHERE
THE EVENING WILL TAKE US,
534
00:29:42,914 --> 00:29:45,883
I'VE BROUGHT
PRECAUTIONARY SHRUBBERY.
535
00:29:47,519 --> 00:29:50,353
EMORY, WHAT IS
THAT STUFF?
536
00:29:50,422 --> 00:29:52,055
IT'S MISTLETOE.
537
00:29:57,396 --> 00:30:00,530
YOU OWE ME BIG TIME
FOR THIS ONE.
538
00:30:00,599 --> 00:30:03,133
MR. McQUEEN, MR. McPHERSON,
WE JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW
539
00:30:03,202 --> 00:30:05,735
HOW MUCH WE APPRECIATE BROOKE
AND SAM'S CHRISTMAS BASH.
540
00:30:05,804 --> 00:30:08,071
FOR YOU COOL SUBURBANITES
541
00:30:08,140 --> 00:30:10,107
TO OPEN UP YOUR
DESIGNER SHOW HOME
542
00:30:10,175 --> 00:30:13,243
FOR FREAKS LIKE US, WELL...
543
00:30:13,312 --> 00:30:16,246
IT'S REALLY NICE.
THANK YOU.
544
00:30:16,315 --> 00:30:18,448
NO, WE LOVE
HAVING YOU HERE.
545
00:30:18,517 --> 00:30:20,217
UM, EXCUSE ME.
546
00:30:20,285 --> 00:30:23,220
HEY, CARMEN, UM...
547
00:30:23,288 --> 00:30:27,324
LOOK, I KNOW IT'S A DRAG
YOU HAVE TO TRY OUT AGAIN,
548
00:30:27,393 --> 00:30:29,692
BUT IT HAS TO BE
A UNANIMOUS VOTE.
549
00:30:29,761 --> 00:30:31,228
IT'S COOL.
I UNDERSTAND.
550
00:30:31,296 --> 00:30:33,396
OKAY.
OKAY, WAIT.
551
00:30:33,465 --> 00:30:35,698
EMORY DICK IS AT BROOKE'S
WITH THE TUNA TWINS,
552
00:30:35,767 --> 00:30:37,935
AND BROOKE IS PATRONIZING
SOCIAL OUTCAST, CARMEN FERRARA,
553
00:30:38,003 --> 00:30:39,702
WITH VEGETABLE-DICING
SWEET-TALK.
554
00:30:39,771 --> 00:30:41,438
SEE, NOW I KNOW I'M DREAMING.
555
00:30:41,506 --> 00:30:44,974
NO, IT'S NOT A DREAM,
EVIL BITTER GAL.
SEE, IT'S THE SEASON.
556
00:30:45,044 --> 00:30:48,545
ALSO, HON, YOU MAY WANT TO
SWITCH FROM THAT COOKIE TO
A CELERY STICK
557
00:30:48,614 --> 00:30:51,548
BEFORE WE MOVE ON TO
OUR NEXT RIVETING
CHRISTMAS TABLEAU
558
00:30:51,616 --> 00:30:53,616
'CAUSE IF YOUR HEINIE
GETS ANY BIGGER,
559
00:30:53,685 --> 00:30:55,853
I'M AFRAID WE WON'T
BE ABLE TO FLY.
560
00:30:55,921 --> 00:30:58,622
YO. YO!
561
00:30:58,690 --> 00:31:00,357
AN APPLE JUICE TOAST
TO BROOKE
562
00:31:00,425 --> 00:31:04,394
AND SAM FOR THROWING
A SLAMMIN' CHRISTMAS PARTY.
563
00:31:04,463 --> 00:31:06,629
[ALL] HEAR! HEAR!
CHEERS.
564
00:31:06,698 --> 00:31:09,332
I THINK I WOULD LIKE
TO MAKE A TOAST, TOO.
565
00:31:10,602 --> 00:31:12,069
TO FAMILIES.
566
00:31:13,772 --> 00:31:15,739
MERRY CHRISTMAS.
567
00:31:15,807 --> 00:31:17,741
TO ALL OF US.
568
00:31:17,809 --> 00:31:20,677
GOD BLESS US.
569
00:31:20,745 --> 00:31:23,446
GOD BLESS US, EVERYONE.
570
00:31:23,515 --> 00:31:26,015
THIS IS GREAT, ISN'T IT?
571
00:31:26,085 --> 00:31:28,718
EVERYONE WHO WAS INVITED CAME.
THANKS, GUYS.
572
00:31:28,787 --> 00:31:31,788
WELL, ALMOST EVERYONE.
NIC'S NOT HERE.
573
00:31:31,856 --> 00:31:35,225
MAYBE SHE'S AT HOME,
POLISHING HER BROOMSTICK.
574
00:31:35,294 --> 00:31:37,860
I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW ANYONE
CAN BOYCOTT CHRISTMAS.
575
00:31:37,930 --> 00:31:41,198
YOU GUYS, I HAVE ONE WORD,
AND IT'S KARMA.
576
00:31:41,266 --> 00:31:43,566
WHAT GOES AROUND,
COMES AROUND.
577
00:31:43,635 --> 00:31:45,935
I'D STILL LIKE TO RAISE A TOAST.
578
00:31:46,005 --> 00:31:47,069
TO NICOLE.
579
00:31:47,139 --> 00:31:49,539
I AM NOT RAISING
A TOAST TO HER.
580
00:31:49,608 --> 00:31:52,409
I WISH SHE WERE HERE.
I'D GIVE THE WITCH
A PIECE OF MY MIND.
581
00:31:52,478 --> 00:31:55,445
COME ON, SAMMIE.
'TIS THE SEASON, RIGHT?
582
00:31:55,514 --> 00:31:58,281
IT SHOULD BE CHRISTMAS
ON WHICH ONE RAISES
A GLASS OF HEALTH
583
00:31:58,350 --> 00:32:02,852
TO SUCH AN ODIOUS, STINGY,
HARD, UNFEELING WRETCH
584
00:32:02,921 --> 00:32:04,287
AS NICOLE JULIAN.
585
00:32:04,356 --> 00:32:07,624
UM, SAM, I THINK THAT
THE BOYS ARE RIGHT.
586
00:32:07,692 --> 00:32:09,593
WE COULD TRY TO
FORGIVE AND FORGET.
587
00:32:09,661 --> 00:32:11,428
MAYBE A LITTLE...
JUST CHRISTMAS.
588
00:32:11,496 --> 00:32:14,264
GOOD FOR YOU, CARMEN.
THAT'S THE SPIRIT.
589
00:32:14,333 --> 00:32:17,267
OKAY, I WILL DRINK
FOR YOUR SAKE AND FOR THE DAYS.
590
00:32:17,336 --> 00:32:19,302
MERRY CHRISTMAS
AND HAPPY NEW YEAR.
591
00:32:19,371 --> 00:32:21,471
TO NICOLE.
[ALL] TO NICOLE.
592
00:32:24,843 --> 00:32:28,678
THEY WERE KIND TO ME AND DRANK
A TOAST TO MY HAPPINESS,
593
00:32:28,747 --> 00:32:32,682
EVEN THOUGH I MAKE MOST
OF THEIR LIVES A LIVING HELL.
594
00:32:32,751 --> 00:32:34,684
[BEEPING]
595
00:32:34,753 --> 00:32:36,786
OH!
596
00:32:36,855 --> 00:32:38,322
HARK!
597
00:32:38,390 --> 00:32:40,890
MY TIME UPON THIS EARTH
IS BRIEF.
598
00:32:40,959 --> 00:32:42,559
IT ENDS TONIGHT.
599
00:32:42,627 --> 00:32:45,462
THE HOUR OF NO RETURN
IS NEAR.
600
00:32:46,631 --> 00:32:48,798
ALMS FOR THE POOR!
601
00:32:48,867 --> 00:32:51,301
ALMS FOR THE POOR.
602
00:32:51,370 --> 00:32:53,069
WHO WILL GIVE
603
00:32:53,138 --> 00:32:56,506
TO SAVE THE WRETCHED
OF THE WORLD?
604
00:32:56,575 --> 00:32:59,909
OH, SPIRIT. WHY HAVE YOU
BROUGHT ME HERE?
605
00:32:59,978 --> 00:33:02,345
THERE'S ONLY ONE THING
LEFT TO SEE.
606
00:33:02,414 --> 00:33:05,114
BEWARE, FOR IT IS
TRULY TERRIFYING.
607
00:33:05,184 --> 00:33:08,418
LOOK HERE, MORTAL WOMAN.
LOOK DOWN AND BE AFRAID!
608
00:33:10,722 --> 00:33:13,156
WHOSE ARE THEY, SPIRIT?
ARE THEY YOURS?
609
00:33:13,225 --> 00:33:14,457
THEY ARE MAN'S.
610
00:33:14,526 --> 00:33:17,194
THEY CLING TO ME
AS POPULARITY OUTCASTS.
611
00:33:17,262 --> 00:33:20,163
THE GIRL IS FEAR.
THE DIRT-EATER IS IGNORANCE.
612
00:33:20,232 --> 00:33:22,332
BEWARE THEM BOTH,
BUT MOST OF ALL,
613
00:33:22,401 --> 00:33:24,801
BEWARE THE UNPOPULAR
DIRT-EATER.
614
00:33:24,869 --> 00:33:28,305
FOR ON HER BROW,
I SEE WRITTEN YOUR FATE.
615
00:33:28,373 --> 00:33:31,341
[BELL TOLLS]
DOOM!
616
00:33:31,410 --> 00:33:34,043
[ALL] DOOM!
617
00:33:34,112 --> 00:33:36,213
ODIOUS, STINGY,
HARD, UNFEELING WRETCH!
618
00:33:36,281 --> 00:33:38,348
DOOM!
619
00:33:38,417 --> 00:33:40,717
DOOM!
620
00:33:50,495 --> 00:33:53,130
ARE YOU THE SPIRIT
OF CHRISTMAS YET TO COME?
621
00:33:53,198 --> 00:33:55,365
I FEAR YOU MOST OF ALL.
622
00:34:01,706 --> 00:34:04,073
ONCE THE SINGLE CELL
MUTATES...
623
00:34:04,142 --> 00:34:06,776
I CAN'T STUDY.
624
00:34:06,845 --> 00:34:08,778
MY HEART HURTS.
625
00:34:08,847 --> 00:34:11,314
I CAN'T BELIEVE
SHE'S GONE.
626
00:34:13,385 --> 00:34:15,852
SHE'S THE NICEST PERSON
I'VE EVER MET.
627
00:34:15,921 --> 00:34:17,787
MAYBE SHE'S AT PEACE NOW,
YOU KNOW?
628
00:34:17,856 --> 00:34:19,656
ARE YOU OKAY, BROOKE?
629
00:34:19,724 --> 00:34:22,559
SPIRIT, IT'S ME
THAT PASSED ON,
630
00:34:22,627 --> 00:34:24,861
FOREVER YOUNG AND
BEAUTIFUL AT 16, RIGHT?
631
00:34:24,929 --> 00:34:26,829
HOW DID I GO?
632
00:34:26,898 --> 00:34:28,865
DRUNK DRIVER?
633
00:34:28,933 --> 00:34:31,000
TOO MUCH LIPOSUCTION?
634
00:34:31,070 --> 00:34:34,337
YOU GUYS, HERE COMES SAM.
PLEASE DON'T TALK ABOUT
WHAT HAPPENED, OKAY?
635
00:34:34,406 --> 00:34:36,539
IT MAKES HER SO UPSET.
636
00:34:36,608 --> 00:34:38,841
HEY, CAN I STUDY
WITH YOU GUYS?
637
00:34:38,910 --> 00:34:40,410
SURE.
638
00:34:40,479 --> 00:34:43,012
SO, DID YOU THINK
OF BOO TODAY? OW.
639
00:34:43,082 --> 00:34:47,451
ACTUALLY, I DID.
I DO EVERY DAY.
640
00:34:47,519 --> 00:34:50,253
TODAY I PUT A CHRISTMAS
WREATH UP ON HER TOMBSTONE.
641
00:34:50,322 --> 00:34:52,322
DO YOU TALK TO HER?
642
00:34:52,391 --> 00:34:54,424
I DO SOMETIMES.
643
00:34:54,493 --> 00:34:57,059
WAIT. I'M CONFUSED.
644
00:34:57,128 --> 00:34:59,629
I CAN UNDERSTAND HOW
BROOKE WOULD BE DEVASTATED
645
00:34:59,698 --> 00:35:01,264
AT MY ABSENCE, BUT NOT SPAM.
646
00:35:01,333 --> 00:35:03,700
SHE'S JEALOUS OF ME
AND SHE HATES MY GUTS.
647
00:35:03,768 --> 00:35:05,635
YEAH. YEAH, I DO.
648
00:35:05,704 --> 00:35:08,171
I'VE TOLD HER
HOW PROUD SHE'D BE
649
00:35:08,240 --> 00:35:10,707
ABOUT THE PETITION WE GOT
SIGNED INTO LAW AT KENNEDY.
650
00:35:10,775 --> 00:35:12,775
IT'S THE WAY IT SHOULD BE.
651
00:35:12,844 --> 00:35:14,777
CHEERLEADERS SHOULD
BE DETERMINED BY TALENT.
652
00:35:14,846 --> 00:35:16,746
PLAIN AND SIMPLE,
END OF ARGUMENT.
653
00:35:16,815 --> 00:35:19,916
YEAH. IT'S JUST A SHAME
SHE DIDN'T LIVE TO
BENEFIT FROM IT.
654
00:35:21,453 --> 00:35:24,721
[SIGHS]
GOD, I MISS CARMEN SO MUCH.
655
00:35:24,789 --> 00:35:27,757
CARMEN? THEY'RE TALKING
ABOUT CARMEN?
656
00:35:27,826 --> 00:35:30,593
SPIRIT, COME ON.
SHE HAD A SPRAINED ANKLE
FOR GOD'S SAKE.
657
00:35:30,662 --> 00:35:32,129
YOU CAN'T KICK FROM THAT.
658
00:35:32,197 --> 00:35:34,597
GANGRENE IS TRULY
A FAST-ACTING KILLER.
659
00:35:34,666 --> 00:35:36,065
YEP.
660
00:35:42,841 --> 00:35:45,342
SPIRIT,
DON'T TELL ME ANYMORE.
661
00:35:45,410 --> 00:35:46,843
OH, GOD.
662
00:35:46,911 --> 00:35:48,845
I'M AFRAID OF
WHAT I'VE BECOME
663
00:35:48,913 --> 00:35:50,447
AND WHAT BECOMES OF ME.
664
00:35:50,515 --> 00:35:52,081
JUST TAKE ME HOME,
PLEASE.
665
00:36:10,836 --> 00:36:13,336
THIS IS WHERE IT ENDS,
DOESN'T IT?
666
00:36:20,645 --> 00:36:22,846
DID I DIE ALONE?
667
00:36:22,914 --> 00:36:25,114
DID ANYONE EVER LOVE ME?
668
00:36:25,183 --> 00:36:28,417
DID I EVER LOVE ANYONE?
669
00:36:30,589 --> 00:36:32,288
OH, GOD.
670
00:36:32,356 --> 00:36:34,491
CAN'T THIS END DIFFERENTLY?
671
00:36:36,260 --> 00:36:38,761
IT CAN'T END LIKE THIS.
672
00:36:51,210 --> 00:36:54,844
I DID DIE ALONE, DIDN'T I?
673
00:36:54,913 --> 00:36:58,314
I HAD SO MUCH POTENTIAL.
674
00:36:58,383 --> 00:37:00,650
AND I WASTED IT ALL.
675
00:37:00,719 --> 00:37:02,351
AND FOR WHAT?
676
00:37:02,421 --> 00:37:06,255
I WAS NEVER HAPPY.
I WAS NEVER CONTENT.
677
00:37:06,324 --> 00:37:10,493
I WAS JUST MEAN
AND HORRIBLE.
678
00:37:14,966 --> 00:37:17,133
SPIRIT,
679
00:37:17,202 --> 00:37:19,769
I'M NOT THAT GIRL
I ONCE WAS.
680
00:37:19,838 --> 00:37:22,505
I'M SOMEONE NEW NOW.
SOMEONE ENTIRELY NEW.
681
00:37:22,574 --> 00:37:25,475
I PROMISE, I'LL TRY TO KEEP
THE SPIRIT OF CHRISTMAS ALIVE
682
00:37:25,544 --> 00:37:27,109
ALL THE DAYS OF THE YEAR.
683
00:37:27,178 --> 00:37:29,646
I COULD SWEEP
THESE SHADOWS AWAY.
684
00:37:31,916 --> 00:37:33,550
PLEASE, SPIRIT.
685
00:37:33,618 --> 00:37:37,687
TELL ME I CAN
STILL CHANGE, PLEASE.
686
00:38:04,315 --> 00:38:06,649
[BIRDS CHIRPING]
687
00:38:29,608 --> 00:38:31,774
I'M NOT DEAD.
688
00:38:31,843 --> 00:38:33,643
I'M NOT...
689
00:38:33,712 --> 00:38:37,113
OH, MY NEW CASHMERE SHAWL.
YOU'RE STILL HERE!
690
00:38:37,181 --> 00:38:40,983
OH, MY NEW JIMMY CHOO SHOES.
I'M STILL HERE.
691
00:38:53,498 --> 00:38:56,099
♪♪
692
00:38:56,167 --> 00:38:59,235
THANKS FOR THE DREAM,
MARLEY JACOB.
693
00:39:17,088 --> 00:39:19,956
MERRY CHRISTMAS,
MISS JULIAN.
694
00:39:23,328 --> 00:39:27,396
♪ HOLY NIGHT
AND ALL IS CALM ♪
695
00:39:29,267 --> 00:39:31,534
♪ ALL IS RIGHT ♪
696
00:39:31,603 --> 00:39:34,103
♪ ROUND YON VIRGIN ♪
697
00:39:36,474 --> 00:39:38,808
NICOLE?
HEY, B.
698
00:39:40,912 --> 00:39:42,645
WELL, DON'T JUST SIT THERE
699
00:39:42,714 --> 00:39:45,514
LIKE BARNACLES
ON A CRUSTY BUTT, YOU GUYS.
700
00:39:45,583 --> 00:39:47,516
IT'S TIME TO
OPEN YOUR PRESENTS.
701
00:39:50,288 --> 00:39:54,223
LOOK, MARY CHERRY. SHE GAVE ME
THE PEARL NECKLACE I'VE BEEN
ADMIRING FOR WEEKS.
702
00:39:54,292 --> 00:39:55,892
I THINK THEY'RE REAL.
703
00:39:55,960 --> 00:39:57,694
CHECK THIS OUT.
704
00:39:57,762 --> 00:39:59,996
SHE GAVE ME
HER COUNTRY CLUB MEMBERSHIP.
705
00:40:00,064 --> 00:40:02,298
SHE'S CROSSED OUT HER NAME
AND WROTE IN MINE.
706
00:40:02,367 --> 00:40:05,101
THIS IS THE BEST GOLF COURSE
IN THE CITY. THANK YOU.
707
00:40:05,169 --> 00:40:08,137
WOW. I GOT A LADY SHAVER
708
00:40:08,206 --> 00:40:10,840
WITH A MOTHER OF PEARL
LADY HANDLE. THANKS.
709
00:40:12,477 --> 00:40:16,112
I GOT A CAMERA.
NICOLE, THIS IS REALLY COOL.
710
00:40:16,180 --> 00:40:19,315
YEAH, THAT'S SO YOU CAN TAKE
PICTURES FOR THE PAPER, SPAM,
711
00:40:19,383 --> 00:40:21,718
HOPEFULLY INSTEAD OF
WRITING CONDEMNING EDITORIALS.
712
00:40:21,786 --> 00:40:24,687
DEAL. FOR THIS WEEK ANYWAY.
713
00:40:26,157 --> 00:40:27,857
THANK YOU.
GOOD FOR YOU.
714
00:40:27,926 --> 00:40:30,092
HEY, CARM, WHAT'D YOU GET?
715
00:40:30,161 --> 00:40:33,062
UM, THERE WASN'T
A PACKAGE WITH MY NAME ON IT.
716
00:40:33,131 --> 00:40:34,764
OOH, SORRY, CARM.
717
00:40:34,833 --> 00:40:36,532
NOW, WAIT A MINUTE.
718
00:40:36,600 --> 00:40:38,301
I'M SURE I GOT YOU SOMETHING.
719
00:40:38,369 --> 00:40:41,370
LET'S SEE.
BREATH MINTS? NO.
720
00:40:41,440 --> 00:40:43,640
UM, TAMPONS. NO.
721
00:40:43,708 --> 00:40:46,475
OH, HERE IT IS.
722
00:40:54,619 --> 00:40:57,119
IT'S AN ICE PACK.
723
00:40:57,188 --> 00:40:59,622
YEAH. UM, MAKE SURE
YOU PUT IT ON TONIGHT.
724
00:40:59,691 --> 00:41:02,458
WE'RE GONNA NEED YOUR SWELLING
TO GO DOWN BY JANUARY 1
725
00:41:02,526 --> 00:41:05,161
SO I CAN TEACH YOU THE SECOND
SEMESTER SQUAD EIGHT-COUNT.
726
00:41:05,229 --> 00:41:08,030
BUT I'M NOT A CHEERLEADER.
727
00:41:13,204 --> 00:41:14,937
YOU ARE NOW.
728
00:41:17,676 --> 00:41:19,508
YOU'RE A REALLY GREAT
DANCER, CARMEN.
729
00:41:19,578 --> 00:41:22,779
AND IT WOULD BE AN HONOR
TO HAVE YOU ON THE SQUAD.
730
00:41:24,082 --> 00:41:26,749
OKAY, HERE.
COME ON, CARMEN.
731
00:41:26,818 --> 00:41:28,751
DON'T CRY.
732
00:41:28,820 --> 00:41:30,920
WE NEED YOUR LUNGS
FOR OUR NIGHTCAP.
733
00:41:30,989 --> 00:41:33,089
CONGRATULATIONS.
734
00:41:33,158 --> 00:41:35,592
AND, UH, MERRY CHRISTMAS.
735
00:41:37,195 --> 00:41:39,261
MERRY CHRISTMAS, NICOLE.
736
00:41:49,173 --> 00:41:53,642
LOOK, JESSI.
WHAT'S THAT BURNING BRIGHT?
737
00:41:53,712 --> 00:41:56,445
WELL, I BELIEVE,
IT BEING CHRISTMAS, BOB,
738
00:41:56,515 --> 00:42:00,517
IT'S EITHER THE STAR
OF BETHLEHEM OR A TOP-SECRET
NASA EXPERIMENT GONE AWRY.
739
00:42:00,585 --> 00:42:04,554
I'M SORRY I COULDN'T
AFFORD MUCH
740
00:42:04,623 --> 00:42:06,556
OF A CHRISTMAS
THIS YEAR, JESSI.
741
00:42:06,625 --> 00:42:09,491
I KNOW HOW MUCH
YOU WANTED THAT
HAIRLESS PUSSY... CAT.
742
00:42:09,561 --> 00:42:11,528
IT'S OKAY, BOB.
743
00:42:11,596 --> 00:42:15,632
I'VE GOT MY SISTER HERE.
I'VE GOT MY VIBRATING CHAIR.
744
00:42:15,700 --> 00:42:19,201
IT'S ALL THE CHRISTMAS
I COULD WANT.
745
00:42:19,270 --> 00:42:23,640
[CHATTERING]
WHAT THE HELL...
746
00:42:23,708 --> 00:42:25,574
BOB, GET THE GUN.
747
00:42:25,644 --> 00:42:31,347
♪ HARK!
THE HERALD ANGELS SING ♪
748
00:42:31,415 --> 00:42:36,953
♪ GLORY TO THE NEWBORN KING ♪
749
00:42:37,021 --> 00:42:42,158
♪ PEACE ON EARTH
AND MERCY MILD ♪
750
00:42:42,227 --> 00:42:47,830
♪ GOD AND SINNERS
RECONCILED ♪
751
00:42:47,899 --> 00:42:51,034
♪ JOYFUL ALL YE ♪
752
00:42:51,102 --> 00:42:54,203
MERRY CHRISTMAS,
BOBBI GLASS.
753
00:42:54,272 --> 00:42:58,540
♪ JOIN THE TRIUMPH
OF THE SKIES ♪
754
00:42:58,610 --> 00:43:05,114
♪ WITH ANGELIC
HOST PROCLAIM ♪
755
00:43:05,183 --> 00:43:11,087
♪ CHRIST IS BORN
IN BETHLEHEM ♪
756
00:43:13,157 --> 00:43:15,524
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
757
00:43:26,370 --> 00:43:29,705
♪ TO BEND AND NOT TO BREAK ♪
758
00:43:29,773 --> 00:43:33,542
♪ CHIN UP, TRY NOT TO QUAKE ♪
759
00:43:33,611 --> 00:43:37,113
♪ I'M GRINNING ON THE OUTSIDE ♪
760
00:43:37,181 --> 00:43:40,983
♪ BUT I'M A WRECK INTERNALLY ♪
761
00:43:43,054 --> 00:43:46,588
♪ OOH, LA LA LA LA ♪
762
00:43:50,461 --> 00:43:54,663
♪ OOH, LA LA LA LA ♪