1 00:00:16,650 --> 00:00:19,418 FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DID WELL, I SALUTE YOU. 2 00:00:19,486 --> 00:00:22,654 FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DID NOT, IMAGINE HOW I FEEL. 3 00:00:22,723 --> 00:00:24,689 IF I WANTED TO SQUANDER MY GIFTS, 4 00:00:24,758 --> 00:00:27,359 I COULD HAVE KEPT MY JOB AT THE HOME SHOW, 5 00:00:27,428 --> 00:00:28,927 HANDING OUT CHISELS. 6 00:00:28,995 --> 00:00:30,462 [BELL RINGS] 7 00:00:30,531 --> 00:00:33,198 MR. DICK, CAN I SEE YOU FOR A MOMENT? 8 00:00:34,568 --> 00:00:36,501 WAIT FOR ME, CAPTAIN, WOULD YOU? 9 00:00:40,106 --> 00:00:42,441 THERE SOMETHING YOU'D LIKE TO TELL ME? 10 00:00:43,944 --> 00:00:45,677 UH, OH, YES. 11 00:00:45,746 --> 00:00:48,947 I VERY MUCH ENJOYED YOUR LECTURE ON THE PINWORM. 12 00:00:49,015 --> 00:00:51,817 EMORY, YOU NEEDED TO DO WELL ON THIS TEST. 13 00:00:51,885 --> 00:00:54,453 - DID YOU STUDY FOR IT? - INTENSELY, SIR. 14 00:00:54,521 --> 00:00:55,887 THEN EXPLAIN YOUR GRADE. 15 00:00:55,956 --> 00:00:57,722 I MEMORIZED THE WRONG CHAPTER. 16 00:00:57,791 --> 00:00:59,458 NO, YOU MEMORIZED THE WRONG BOOK. 17 00:00:59,526 --> 00:01:03,928 YOU REALIZE I HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO FAIL YOU FOR THE SEMESTER. 18 00:01:03,997 --> 00:01:07,566 WHAT? BUT... I'VE BEEN HERE EVERY DAY. 19 00:01:07,634 --> 00:01:10,869 SHOWING UP AIN'T ENOUGH. THIS IS BIOLOGY, NOT TRAFFIC SCHOOL. 20 00:01:10,938 --> 00:01:13,171 NOW, I'D LIKE TO WASH OFF THE FORMALDEHYDE 21 00:01:13,239 --> 00:01:15,474 BEFORE MY MOUNDS OF VENUS START TO SHRIVEL. 22 00:01:20,847 --> 00:01:23,248 SHE CAN'T DO THIS. SHE DOES IT EVERY YEAR. 23 00:01:23,317 --> 00:01:24,750 I'VE NEVER FAILED A CLASS. 24 00:01:24,818 --> 00:01:28,086 SHE PICKS ONE KID TO DUMP ON AND MAKES THEIR LIFE HELL. 25 00:01:28,154 --> 00:01:30,355 WHAT'S UP? BOBBI GLASS DROPPED THE AXE ON EMORY. 26 00:01:30,424 --> 00:01:32,491 SO SORRY. 27 00:01:32,559 --> 00:01:35,059 I DON'T NEED YOUR PITY. SHE'S GOING TO BE SORRY. 28 00:01:35,128 --> 00:01:38,964 CHILL OUT. EVERYBODY KNOWS BOBBI GLASS IS A MAJOR CARPET STAIN. 29 00:01:39,032 --> 00:01:41,933 THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT. 30 00:01:42,002 --> 00:01:44,336 OH YEAH? WATCH ME. 31 00:01:48,008 --> 00:01:51,610 [CARMEN] I NEVER WEAR BLUE, BUT I THOUGHT... 32 00:01:51,678 --> 00:01:54,646 [BROOKE] THE COLORS ARE AWESOME. I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU MADE THAT. 33 00:01:54,715 --> 00:01:56,948 YOU OKAY? YEAH. 34 00:01:57,017 --> 00:01:59,183 THERE'S THIS BEAD STORE ON VENICE BOULEVARD... 35 00:01:59,253 --> 00:02:01,353 IS THAT THE PLACE WHERE YOU PARK YOUR OWN CAR? 36 00:02:01,422 --> 00:02:02,954 I GUESS. 37 00:02:03,023 --> 00:02:04,523 YEAH. 38 00:02:04,591 --> 00:02:06,991 I GOT ENOUGH STUFF TO MAKE ONE FOR EVERYBODY. 39 00:02:07,060 --> 00:02:09,127 THAT'S AWESOME. THANKS. SURE. 40 00:02:09,195 --> 00:02:11,463 NOT FOR ME, THANKS. IT IS DAZZLING ON YOU. 41 00:02:11,532 --> 00:02:15,501 IT'S JUST NOT ALL OF US HAVE A SQUARE-SHAPED HEAD. 42 00:02:15,569 --> 00:02:18,370 AHOY, MATES. MEET WESLEY CHU, MY ATTORNEY. 43 00:02:18,439 --> 00:02:21,840 YOU MAY RECOGNIZE HIM FROM HIS LATE-NIGHT COMMERCIALS ON CHANNEL 94. 44 00:02:21,909 --> 00:02:23,509 NICE TO MEET YOU. HI. 45 00:02:24,611 --> 00:02:26,245 WHAT'S HE DOING HERE? 46 00:02:26,313 --> 00:02:29,313 I RETAINED MR. CHU'S SERVICES DURING THIRD PERIOD. 47 00:02:29,382 --> 00:02:30,682 HE'S TAKING MY CASE. 48 00:02:30,751 --> 00:02:32,317 WHAT CASE? I DON'T KNOW. 49 00:02:32,386 --> 00:02:34,386 I'M SUING THE SCHOOL. 50 00:02:35,422 --> 00:02:38,357 [CHUCKLES] UH... 51 00:02:46,032 --> 00:02:47,999 ♪ THINK IT OVER ONCE OR TWICE ♪ 52 00:02:48,068 --> 00:02:50,301 ♪ WHAT LASTS THE LONGEST IN THIS LIFE ♪ 53 00:02:50,371 --> 00:02:54,939 ♪ CHARACTER OR ROCK-HARD THIGHS ♪ 54 00:02:55,008 --> 00:02:57,041 ♪ IN THE END DO YOU BELIEVE ♪ 55 00:02:57,110 --> 00:02:59,544 ♪ THAT BEAUTY LIES IN WHAT YOU SEE ♪ 56 00:02:59,613 --> 00:03:01,980 ♪ 'CAUSE IF YOU DO, THEN, BABY ♪ 57 00:03:02,048 --> 00:03:03,782 ♪ YOU'VE BEEN DECEIVED ♪ 58 00:03:03,850 --> 00:03:06,451 ♪ WELL, ME AND B ♪ 59 00:03:06,520 --> 00:03:10,321 ♪ WE HATE SUPERMODELS ♪ 60 00:03:14,528 --> 00:03:19,765 ♪ IT'S JUST THAT I'M TIRED OF BEING COMPARED ♪ 61 00:03:25,238 --> 00:03:29,641 MY CLIENT'S ACADEMIC MELTDOWN IS A DIRECT RESULT OF... 62 00:03:29,710 --> 00:03:31,109 CHRONIC HARASSMENT. 63 00:03:31,177 --> 00:03:34,679 AND EXACTLY WHO ARE YOU ACCUSING OF THIS HARASSMENT? 64 00:03:34,748 --> 00:03:36,180 HA... 65 00:03:42,288 --> 00:03:45,156 DID YOU BRING THE LIST? OH. 66 00:03:46,993 --> 00:03:49,261 AH. WELL. 67 00:03:49,330 --> 00:03:53,898 MISS NICOLE JULIAN, MISS MARY CHERRY, MR. SUGAR BERNARDINO, 68 00:03:53,967 --> 00:03:57,235 MR. JOSH FORD, MISS BOBBI GLASS, AND... 69 00:03:57,304 --> 00:03:59,804 I CAN'T READ THIS. VERA KRUPPS. 70 00:03:59,873 --> 00:04:02,206 [CHU] RIGHT. THE LUNCH LADY? 71 00:04:02,275 --> 00:04:06,978 WHAT DID SHE EVER DO TO YOU? SCRIMP ON THE TARTAR SAUCE? 72 00:04:07,047 --> 00:04:10,048 WE'RE NOT ABLE TO DISCLOSE INFORMATION UNTIL WE'RE IN TRIAL. 73 00:04:10,116 --> 00:04:13,952 THERE'S NOT GONNA BE ANY TRIAL. I'VE HEARD YOUR COMMERCIALS. 74 00:04:14,020 --> 00:04:17,656 IF YOU ARE NOT OFF MY CAMPUS IN 5 MINUTES, 75 00:04:17,724 --> 00:04:21,726 YOU WILL HAVE TO HAVE MY CANE SURGICALLY REMOVED FROM YOUR BOWELS. 76 00:04:21,795 --> 00:04:23,729 - SHE SHOULD BE ON THE LIST. - OUT! 77 00:04:23,797 --> 00:04:25,229 KEEP IN TOUCH. 78 00:04:31,672 --> 00:04:35,907 HARASSMENT IS A PRETTY SHABBY EXCUSE FOR FAILING A CLASS. 79 00:04:35,976 --> 00:04:38,109 IT'S NOT AN EXCUSE. IT'S MY REALITY. 80 00:04:38,178 --> 00:04:41,413 THE TAUNTING BEGINS AT 7:10, WHEN I GET ON THE BUS, 81 00:04:41,482 --> 00:04:44,415 AND IT DOES NOT END UNTIL 3:05, WHEN I GET HOME. 82 00:04:44,485 --> 00:04:46,485 LISTEN, EMORY... 83 00:04:46,553 --> 00:04:49,821 HAVE YOU EVER BEEN WOKEN AT 2:00 A.M. BY A STRANGER 84 00:04:49,890 --> 00:04:52,023 THREATENING TO FORCE-FEED YOU YOUR OWN UNDERWEAR? 85 00:04:52,092 --> 00:04:54,158 I CAN'T SAY THAT I HAVE. 86 00:04:54,227 --> 00:04:55,960 THEN YOU COULDN'T POSSIBLY UNDERSTAND. 87 00:04:56,029 --> 00:04:57,329 PERHAPS NOT. 88 00:04:57,398 --> 00:04:59,964 BUT DRAGGING THIS THROUGH A PUBLIC COURTROOM WILL NOT 89 00:05:00,033 --> 00:05:01,566 AMELIORATE YOUR SITUATION. 90 00:05:04,204 --> 00:05:07,171 WHAT YOU WANT IS VINDICATION WITHIN THESE HALLS. 91 00:05:07,240 --> 00:05:08,507 ISN'T THAT RIGHT? 92 00:05:11,745 --> 00:05:12,844 ISN'T IT? 93 00:05:14,515 --> 00:05:17,649 - IS THAT V-I OR V-E? - IT'S REVENGE, EMORY. 94 00:05:17,718 --> 00:05:21,553 IT IS A CHANCE FOR YOU TO INDICT THOSE WHO HAVE MISTREATED YOU 95 00:05:21,622 --> 00:05:23,555 AND HIT THEM RIGHT WHERE THEY LIVE. 96 00:05:23,624 --> 00:05:28,026 IF YOU CAN PROVE YOUR CASE IN FRONT OF A JURY OF YOUR PEERS, 97 00:05:28,094 --> 00:05:31,529 I WILL SEE TO IT THAT YOUR TORMENTORS ARE PUNISHED. 98 00:05:31,598 --> 00:05:34,566 ♪♪ [ORGAN] 99 00:05:34,635 --> 00:05:36,868 HA-HA-HA! 100 00:05:39,373 --> 00:05:44,075 [MUFFLED SHOUTING] 101 00:05:51,752 --> 00:05:54,386 NO! 102 00:05:54,455 --> 00:05:57,022 [ALL SCREAMING] 103 00:06:00,961 --> 00:06:02,527 NOT THE SWITCH! 104 00:06:03,564 --> 00:06:05,564 ANYTHING BUT THE SWITCH! 105 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:09,501 [PRINCIPAL HALL] BUT IF YOU LOSE, 106 00:06:09,570 --> 00:06:12,571 YOUR PROBLEMS ARE NOT GOING TO GET SMALLER. 107 00:06:12,639 --> 00:06:14,005 EMORY? 108 00:06:14,074 --> 00:06:16,240 EMORY! 109 00:06:16,309 --> 00:06:18,777 [SAM] CARMEN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 110 00:06:18,846 --> 00:06:20,445 OH... NOTH... 111 00:06:20,514 --> 00:06:22,747 I WAS SAVING PART OF MY LUNCH. 112 00:06:22,816 --> 00:06:24,916 - FOR WHO? - FOR ME. 113 00:06:24,985 --> 00:06:28,553 I THOUGHT THAT I WOULD EAT SOME OF IT HERE AND THE REST... 114 00:06:30,356 --> 00:06:31,422 OVER THERE. 115 00:06:33,093 --> 00:06:35,026 [SAM] YOU'VE GOT TEN MINUTES LEFT. 116 00:06:35,095 --> 00:06:36,394 YOU'D BETTER HURRY. 117 00:06:36,462 --> 00:06:39,430 I WANT TO EAT WITH YOU GUYS. I JUST FEEL LIKE... 118 00:06:39,500 --> 00:06:41,666 MAYBE WE CAN HAVE YOU ON TUESDAYS AND THURSDAYS. 119 00:06:43,169 --> 00:06:45,604 I'M GONNA GET A DIET SODA. WOULD ANYBODY LIKE ANYTHING? 120 00:06:45,672 --> 00:06:46,938 NO, THANKS. NO. 121 00:06:47,007 --> 00:06:49,173 SEE YOU IN CLASS. 122 00:06:51,612 --> 00:06:53,477 [EMORY] HARRISON, MY GOOD MAN, GREAT NEWS. 123 00:06:53,547 --> 00:06:54,979 YOU'RE GONNA REPRESENT ME. 124 00:06:55,048 --> 00:06:57,315 WHAT? WHAT HAPPENED TO MR. CHU? 125 00:06:57,383 --> 00:06:59,417 PRINCIPAL HALL WANTS THE TRIAL HERE, 126 00:06:59,485 --> 00:07:02,220 WITH STUDENTS, IN THE CAFETERIA. 127 00:07:02,288 --> 00:07:04,623 SHE SAID THAT I COULD PICK MY OWN PROSECUTOR. 128 00:07:04,691 --> 00:07:06,625 - WHY ME? - YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND. 129 00:07:06,693 --> 00:07:09,928 AND YOU DESPISE EVERYONE ON THIS LIST AS MUCH AS I DO. 130 00:07:09,996 --> 00:07:11,162 MAYBE MORE. 131 00:07:11,231 --> 00:07:13,432 EMORY, I CAN'T DO THIS. 132 00:07:13,500 --> 00:07:16,567 WHETHER YOU WIN OR LOSE, WE COME OUT LOOKING LIKE LOSERS. 133 00:07:16,637 --> 00:07:19,638 YOU'RE WRONG. THIS TRIAL COULD TURN THE SCHOOL UPSIDE DOWN. 134 00:07:19,706 --> 00:07:22,107 PRINCIPAL HALL ALREADY SAID THAT IF I PROVE MY CASE, 135 00:07:22,175 --> 00:07:25,343 THOSE FASCISTS WON'T BE ABLE TO SOCIALIZE ON THE SCHOOL GROUNDS 136 00:07:25,411 --> 00:07:27,245 FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR. 137 00:07:27,313 --> 00:07:29,147 WHAT IF YOU LOSE? 138 00:07:29,215 --> 00:07:32,483 I DON'T SEE LOSING AS A POSSIBILITY SINCE I HAVE A CASE. 139 00:07:36,222 --> 00:07:38,457 THAT WAS KIND OF CHILLY, BEST FRIEND. 140 00:07:38,525 --> 00:07:40,324 LIKE ANYONE CAN FIND EMORY SYMPATHETIC. 141 00:07:40,393 --> 00:07:42,260 I DO. 142 00:07:42,329 --> 00:07:44,495 YEAH. OH, RIGHT. 143 00:07:44,564 --> 00:07:47,632 AND WHERE WERE YOU WHEN HE WAS SELLING THOSE BUTT BOLOS? 144 00:07:47,701 --> 00:07:50,836 AND WEREN'T YOU THE ONE WHO WANTED HIS LOCKER GLUED SHUT 145 00:07:50,904 --> 00:07:53,204 WHEN HE HUMILIATED CARMEN? 146 00:07:53,273 --> 00:07:56,041 COME ON, YOU GUYS. EMORY BEGS FOR HARASSMENT. 147 00:07:56,109 --> 00:07:58,977 NO ONE SAID HE WASN'T WEIRD, BUT HE HAS A CASE. 148 00:07:59,045 --> 00:08:00,311 PEOPLE DO TORTURE HIM. 149 00:08:00,380 --> 00:08:03,181 WHAT HAPPENS TO ME WHEN I START POINTING FINGERS? 150 00:08:03,249 --> 00:08:06,150 - IT'S NOT ABOUT YOU. - HE'S THE ONE WHO'S FLUNKING. 151 00:08:06,219 --> 00:08:08,019 - THEN YOU GUYS DEFEND HIM. - FINE. 152 00:08:08,088 --> 00:08:09,587 WE WILL. [HARRISON] GREAT. 153 00:08:11,024 --> 00:08:11,956 SEE YA. 154 00:08:14,127 --> 00:08:16,227 SO HE THROWS HIS LEGS INTO THE AIR 155 00:08:16,296 --> 00:08:18,897 AND TRIES TO LOCK THIS DUDE INTO A SCISSOR HOLD. 156 00:08:18,965 --> 00:08:21,165 HE CUTS THIS HUGE, SMELLY... [MAKING FLATULENCE NOISE] 157 00:08:21,234 --> 00:08:23,501 [ALL] OH! 158 00:08:23,570 --> 00:08:25,636 COULD WE HOLD THE TALES FROM THE WRESTLING CRYPT 159 00:08:25,705 --> 00:08:28,239 - UNTIL WE FINISH THE RICE CAKE? - THANK YOU. 160 00:08:28,308 --> 00:08:31,175 THIS YEAR'S GONNA BE AMAZING. OUR NEW COACH IS THE BOMB. 161 00:08:31,244 --> 00:08:33,377 [SUGAR] THIS YEAR WE HAUL HOME THE GOLD. 162 00:08:33,446 --> 00:08:37,081 THIS IS WHERE SUGAR D SHINES. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? 163 00:08:37,150 --> 00:08:40,318 Y'ALL BETTER GET OUT OF TOWN BEFORE SUGAR DADDY SMACKS DOWN. 164 00:08:40,386 --> 00:08:41,953 WORD! 165 00:08:43,356 --> 00:08:44,523 [PRINCIPAL HALL] MISS McQUEEN, 166 00:08:44,591 --> 00:08:48,326 CAN I SPEAK TO YOU IN MY OFFICE AT THE END OF THE DAY? 167 00:08:48,394 --> 00:08:49,393 WE HAVE PRACTICE. 168 00:08:49,462 --> 00:08:50,929 THIS IS MORE IMPORTANT. 169 00:08:50,997 --> 00:08:54,365 - MAY I ASK WHAT IT'S ABOUT? - EMORY DICK. 170 00:08:55,802 --> 00:08:57,101 WHAT'S IMPORTANT ABOUT HIM? 171 00:08:57,170 --> 00:09:00,138 MISS JULIAN, WHEN I SPEAK TO THE ORGAN GRINDER, 172 00:09:00,206 --> 00:09:02,573 I DO NOT EXPECT THE MONKEY TO ANSWER. 173 00:09:04,344 --> 00:09:06,710 MY OFFICE, END OF THE DAY. 174 00:09:06,779 --> 00:09:08,446 [JOSH] FACIAL! 175 00:09:10,116 --> 00:09:12,216 THAT'S SO WEIRD, YOU GUYS. 176 00:09:12,285 --> 00:09:14,886 I'VE NEVER SAID TWO WORDS TO EMORY DICK. 177 00:09:22,796 --> 00:09:23,862 [TOOTHBRUSH SCRUBBING] 178 00:09:23,930 --> 00:09:25,096 EMORY? 179 00:09:25,165 --> 00:09:27,131 UH, HEY. 180 00:09:27,200 --> 00:09:28,466 UM... 181 00:09:28,535 --> 00:09:31,635 LILY AND I WERE WONDERING, IF IT'S OKAY WITH YOU, 182 00:09:31,704 --> 00:09:33,872 WE'D LIKE TO REPRESENT YOU AT THE TRIAL. 183 00:09:33,940 --> 00:09:35,306 REALLY? 184 00:09:35,375 --> 00:09:37,241 UH, YEAH. 185 00:09:37,310 --> 00:09:40,912 SAM WILL FOCUS ON THE INTERROGATION, AND I'LL HANDLE THE RESEARCH. 186 00:09:40,981 --> 00:09:42,380 CAN WE START NOW? 187 00:09:42,448 --> 00:09:44,349 UH, YEAH. 188 00:09:44,417 --> 00:09:46,351 BUT AFTER YOU RINSE AND SPIT. 189 00:09:50,356 --> 00:09:52,490 [LILY] THE MINUTE WE SAT DOWN WITH HIM, 190 00:09:52,558 --> 00:09:55,326 ALL THESE HORRIBLE STORIES STARTED POURING OUT. 191 00:09:55,395 --> 00:09:57,661 [SAM] HE DEFINITELY HAS A CASE. 192 00:09:57,730 --> 00:10:00,999 YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN HARRISON'S FACE WHEN WE SUBPOENAED HIM. 193 00:10:02,669 --> 00:10:05,003 DO YOU GUYS THINK I HAVE A SQUARE-SHAPED HEAD? 194 00:10:05,071 --> 00:10:06,770 - WHAT? - WHAT? 195 00:10:06,840 --> 00:10:08,807 NOTHING. SKIP IT. 196 00:10:08,875 --> 00:10:11,075 IT'S GONNA BE HARD TO FIND AN IMPARTIAL JURY. 197 00:10:11,144 --> 00:10:13,878 WHY? TONS OF PEOPLE HAVE BEEN HARASSED BY EMORY'S HIT LIST. 198 00:10:13,947 --> 00:10:16,848 EXACTLY. IF IT'S GONNA BE A FAIR TRIAL, WE NEED A JURY 199 00:10:16,917 --> 00:10:21,119 THAT DOESN'T WANT TO SEE NICOLE AND HER POSSE BOILED IN OIL. 200 00:10:21,187 --> 00:10:24,122 - SORRY, CARM. - FOR WHAT, LIL? 201 00:10:24,190 --> 00:10:26,925 I KNOW SHE'S A FRIEND OF YOURS NOW. 202 00:10:26,993 --> 00:10:29,427 WILL YOU STOP IT? 203 00:10:29,495 --> 00:10:33,264 I DIDN'T BECOME A CHEERLEADER BECAUSE I'M A NICOLE WANNABE. 204 00:10:35,335 --> 00:10:37,902 HEY, BROOKE. HEY. 205 00:10:37,971 --> 00:10:40,271 WHAT'S GOING ON? IS EVERYTHING OKAY? 206 00:10:40,340 --> 00:10:44,408 PRINCIPAL HALL JUST TOLD ME THAT EMORY DICK'S GONNA HAVE A TRIAL. 207 00:10:44,477 --> 00:10:47,045 SHE WANTS ME TO DEFEND THE SCHOOL. 208 00:10:47,113 --> 00:10:49,080 ARE YOU GONNA DO IT? ABSOLUTELY. 209 00:10:49,149 --> 00:10:52,050 HE'S MADE SOME OUTRAGEOUS ACCUSATIONS AGAINST MY FRIENDS. 210 00:10:52,118 --> 00:10:53,551 DOES THAT SURPRISE YOU? 211 00:10:53,619 --> 00:10:55,053 BECAUSE PEOPLE HANG OUT TOGETHER 212 00:10:55,122 --> 00:10:56,520 DOESN'T MAKE THEM A VICIOUS CULT. 213 00:10:56,589 --> 00:10:59,257 YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO PROVE THAT TO THE JURY. 214 00:10:59,325 --> 00:11:01,092 SAM AND I ARE PROSECUTING. 215 00:11:03,463 --> 00:11:06,965 OF COURSE. ANY CHANCE YOU CAN GRAB TO BREAK UP MY FRIENDS. 216 00:11:07,033 --> 00:11:10,368 THAT IS NOT WHY WE'RE DOING IT. THIS ISN'T JUST ABOUT EMORY. 217 00:11:10,436 --> 00:11:13,071 HUNDREDS OF KIDS HAVE BEEN PERSECUTED AND NEVER SAID A WORD. 218 00:11:13,139 --> 00:11:17,575 OH, PLEASE. I AM SO SICK OF PEOPLE TAGGING US AS EVIL. 219 00:11:17,644 --> 00:11:20,878 WHY SHOULD WE BE CONSTANTLY TARGETED AND USED AS SCAPEGOATS? 220 00:11:20,947 --> 00:11:23,248 - LIKE YOU GUYS AREN'T A GROUP. - NOT LIKE YOURS. 221 00:11:23,316 --> 00:11:25,516 THERE ARE PLENTY OF KIDS AT SCHOOL 222 00:11:25,585 --> 00:11:28,920 WHO KNOW THAT WE DO NOT EXIST TO MAKE OTHER PEOPLE MISERABLE. 223 00:11:28,989 --> 00:11:30,721 - REALLY? - CARMEN, AM I RIGHT? 224 00:11:36,963 --> 00:11:39,998 I THINK I'M GONNA TAKE MY BROWNIE TO GO. 225 00:11:58,218 --> 00:12:00,084 YO, BRO, CHECK THIS OUT. 226 00:12:00,153 --> 00:12:02,520 WE HAVE BEEN UNDEFEATED SINCE 1984. 227 00:12:02,589 --> 00:12:04,522 [JOSH] LOOK AT THAT GUY. HE'S JURASSIC. 228 00:12:04,590 --> 00:12:07,258 I COULD TAKE HIM EASY. 229 00:12:07,327 --> 00:12:10,061 OH! UH! WATCH IT, SCRUB. 230 00:12:10,130 --> 00:12:13,497 NO, YOU WATCH IT. JUDGMENT DAY IS HERE. 231 00:12:13,566 --> 00:12:15,133 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 232 00:12:15,201 --> 00:12:18,002 I'M ON THE JURY, AND YOU'RE GONNA FRY. 233 00:12:28,815 --> 00:12:30,448 HEY, CARMEN. 234 00:12:30,516 --> 00:12:32,283 BROOKE, LISTEN... 235 00:12:32,352 --> 00:12:35,819 - CARM, ARE YOU... - MY WITNESS? I THOUGHT SHE WAS. 236 00:12:37,323 --> 00:12:39,357 YOU GUYS, PLEASE. 237 00:12:39,425 --> 00:12:42,393 DON'T MAKE ME DO THIS. THIS IS TOO HARD. 238 00:12:42,462 --> 00:12:44,695 I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO CHOOSE. 239 00:12:56,342 --> 00:12:57,775 THANKS. 240 00:12:59,045 --> 00:13:01,912 SEE YOU IN COURT? YEAH, I'LL SEE YOU IN COURT. 241 00:13:05,819 --> 00:13:08,486 [♪♪ PEOPLE'S COURT THEME] 242 00:13:08,555 --> 00:13:11,255 [MAN] PLAINTIFF EMORY DICK IS SUING KENNEDY HIGH SCHOOL 243 00:13:11,324 --> 00:13:13,291 FOR HARASSMENT AND WRONGFUL FAILURE. 244 00:13:13,359 --> 00:13:17,128 THE PARTIES WILL SETTLE THEIR DIFFERENCES HERE IN THE STUDENTS' COURT. 245 00:13:17,197 --> 00:13:18,629 READY TO CALL YOUR FIRST WITNESS? 246 00:13:18,698 --> 00:13:20,631 I AM, YOUR HONOR. 247 00:13:20,700 --> 00:13:23,667 THE PROSECUTION WOULD LIKE TO CALL MRS. VERA KRUPPS. 248 00:13:30,911 --> 00:13:34,578 MRS. KRUPPS, HOW LONG HAVE YOU WORKED AS A LUNCH LADY AT KENNEDY HIGH? 249 00:13:34,647 --> 00:13:35,946 THIRTY-SEVEN YEARS. 250 00:13:36,016 --> 00:13:38,783 I TOOK OFF 1973 TO HAVE MY KNEE DRAINED. 251 00:13:38,852 --> 00:13:42,286 AND IN THAT TIME, DO YOU RECALL HAVING ANY ALTERCATIONS 252 00:13:42,355 --> 00:13:45,156 WITH A KENNEDY STUDENT OTHER THAN EMORY DICK? 253 00:13:45,225 --> 00:13:46,624 [MRS. KRUPPS] HE'S THE FIRST. 254 00:13:46,692 --> 00:13:49,828 THAT KID'S A WALKING CHIGGER. HE LIVES TO TORMENT ME. 255 00:13:49,896 --> 00:13:53,031 INTERESTING, BECAUSE FROM EMORY'S PERSPECTIVE, 256 00:13:53,099 --> 00:13:55,633 YOU ARE THE TORMENTOR. 257 00:13:55,701 --> 00:13:57,936 - WHAT IS THAT? - LASAGNA. 258 00:13:58,004 --> 00:13:59,804 HMM. WHAT'S IN IT? 259 00:13:59,873 --> 00:14:01,840 CHEESE, MEAT, NOODLES. 260 00:14:01,908 --> 00:14:04,609 WHEN WE SAY "MEAT," CAN WE BE A TRIFLE MORE SPECIFIC? 261 00:14:04,677 --> 00:14:07,778 - GROUND BEEF, FROM A COW. - WHAT PART OF THE COW? 262 00:14:07,848 --> 00:14:10,548 THE PART THAT GOES IN LASAGNA. YOU WANT IT OR NOT? 263 00:14:10,616 --> 00:14:14,319 NOT IF YOU WON'T IDENTIFY IT. SOME OF US CAN'T DIGEST EARS AND TAILS. 264 00:14:14,387 --> 00:14:17,655 I DON'T PUT EARS AND TAILS IN MY FOOD. HOW WOULD WE KNOW? 265 00:14:17,724 --> 00:14:21,692 TO YOU, ANYTHING THAT'S GROUND UP FALLS UNDER THE CATEGORY OF "BEEF." 266 00:14:21,761 --> 00:14:22,893 OW! 267 00:14:24,497 --> 00:14:25,729 NEXT! 268 00:14:25,798 --> 00:14:28,499 MS. KRUPPS, ON THE DAY HE QUESTIONED YOUR CUISINE, 269 00:14:28,568 --> 00:14:31,302 WERE THERE ANY OTHER STUDENTS IN LINE BEHIND MR. DICK? 270 00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:32,570 YES. 271 00:14:32,638 --> 00:14:35,706 HOW LONG WOULD YOU SAY THE PLAINTIFF INTERROGATED YOU? 272 00:14:35,775 --> 00:14:39,577 LONG ENOUGH TO MAKE ME WISH THIS SPATULA WAS A RUSTY KNIFE! 273 00:14:42,248 --> 00:14:43,647 TEN MINUTES. 274 00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:46,617 - MAYBE 20. - TWENTY MINUTES. 275 00:14:46,686 --> 00:14:49,053 THAT'S OVER HALF A LUNCH PERIOD. 276 00:14:49,122 --> 00:14:51,990 SO, IN ESSENCE, MR. DICK'S INQUIRY, 277 00:14:52,058 --> 00:14:54,492 DEPRIVED MANY STUDENTS FROM ENJOYING THEIR LUNCHES. 278 00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:57,828 AND THOSE STUDENTS WERE FORCED TO WOLF DOWN THEIR FOOD 279 00:14:57,897 --> 00:15:00,231 AND RUSH TO THEIR NEXT CLASS 280 00:15:00,300 --> 00:15:02,533 PLAGUED WITH INDIGESTION AND ANXIETY. 281 00:15:02,602 --> 00:15:04,568 YOU BET! 282 00:15:04,637 --> 00:15:08,439 [SAM] DO YOU RECALL THE FOOTBALL GAME PLAYED ON FRIDAY, OCTOBER 29TH? 283 00:15:08,508 --> 00:15:10,708 [JOSH] SURE, AND I'D LIKE TO FORGET IT. 284 00:15:10,776 --> 00:15:12,944 - WHY IS THAT? - WE GOT CREAMED. 285 00:15:13,013 --> 00:15:16,046 YOU CONTEND THAT MY CLIENT RUBBED THAT DEFEAT IN YOUR FACE. 286 00:15:16,116 --> 00:15:17,916 YES. 287 00:15:17,984 --> 00:15:21,885 AND THAT WOULD EXPLAIN WHY YOU AND MR. SUGAR DADDY BERNARDINO 288 00:15:21,955 --> 00:15:24,422 SUBMERGED HIS HEAD INTO A TOILET AND FLUSHED. 289 00:15:24,490 --> 00:15:27,625 OBJECTION! COUNCIL IS LEADING THE WITNESS. 290 00:15:27,693 --> 00:15:29,760 - OVERRULED. - [SAM] MR. FORD. 291 00:15:29,829 --> 00:15:31,862 I DON'T REMEMBER THE FLUSHING PART. 292 00:15:31,932 --> 00:15:34,465 LET ME REFRESH YOUR MEMORY. 293 00:15:36,168 --> 00:15:38,102 FINISHED WITH THAT SHOWER? USE THAT ONE. 294 00:15:38,171 --> 00:15:40,271 YOURS HAS BETTER PRESSURE. 295 00:15:40,340 --> 00:15:42,640 [EMORY] COULD YOU GIVE ME A TIME FRAME? 296 00:15:42,708 --> 00:15:44,609 SOME OF US AREN'T AFFORDED TARDY PRIVILEGES 297 00:15:44,677 --> 00:15:47,545 BECAUSE WE CAN HURL A BLADDER OF PIGSKIN 40 YARDS. 298 00:15:47,613 --> 00:15:48,979 GET LOST, GEEK. 299 00:15:49,049 --> 00:15:53,317 I DON'T KNOW WHY SO MUCH VALUE IS PLACED ON ATHLETIC PROWESS. 300 00:15:53,386 --> 00:15:56,154 IT'S NOTHING BUT A HOLD OVER FROM THE NEANDERTHAL DAYS. 301 00:15:56,222 --> 00:15:58,923 WITH THE ADVENT OF COMPUTER TECHNOLOGY, 302 00:15:58,992 --> 00:16:01,992 RUNNING AND KNOCKING SOMEONE DOWN SEEMS TOTALLY SUPERFLUOUS. 303 00:16:02,062 --> 00:16:06,664 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? DUDE, HE JUST CALLED YOU AN APE. 304 00:16:06,732 --> 00:16:08,999 DID YOU JUST CALL ME AN APE? [TOILET FLUSHING] 305 00:16:09,068 --> 00:16:11,902 NO! DON'T! UGH! 306 00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:14,238 BUT BY DENOUNCING YOUR VALUES, 307 00:16:14,307 --> 00:16:17,040 HE ALSO ATTACKED YOUR SCHOOL SPIRIT. 308 00:16:17,109 --> 00:16:18,176 YOUR HONOR, OBJECTION. 309 00:16:18,244 --> 00:16:19,577 WHAT DOES SCHOOL SPIRIT 310 00:16:19,645 --> 00:16:22,413 HAVE TO DO WITH STICKING SOMEONE'S HEAD IN A TOILET? 311 00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:25,116 MR. FORD HAS DEFENDED THIS SCHOOL'S HONOR 312 00:16:25,185 --> 00:16:27,418 ON THE FOOTBALL FIELD AND THE WRESTLING MAT. 313 00:16:27,487 --> 00:16:31,656 WHY SHOULDN'T HE DEFEND IT IN THE MEN'S ROOM? 314 00:16:31,724 --> 00:16:35,025 HOW WAS THE PLAINTIFF AFFECTED BY THIS INCIDENT? 315 00:16:35,095 --> 00:16:37,761 HE HASN'T TAKEN A SHOWER AT SCHOOL SINCE. 316 00:16:37,830 --> 00:16:40,364 HE DOES MOST OF HIS BATHING IN THE DRINKING FOUNTAIN. 317 00:16:40,433 --> 00:16:41,932 YOU'D SAY HE WAS TRAUMATIZED? 318 00:16:42,002 --> 00:16:43,801 AT LEAST. [SAM] THANK YOU. 319 00:16:43,869 --> 00:16:46,003 NO FURTHER QUESTIONS. 320 00:16:47,674 --> 00:16:51,476 - MR. JOHN. - YEAH. 321 00:16:51,544 --> 00:16:53,844 YOU USE THE TOILETS IN THE LOCKER ROOM? NOT FOR BATHING. 322 00:16:53,913 --> 00:16:55,279 [ALL LAUGHING] 323 00:16:55,348 --> 00:16:57,548 OKAY. 324 00:16:57,617 --> 00:17:01,786 DO YOU RECALL USING IT ON THE DAY OF THE INCIDENT? 325 00:17:01,854 --> 00:17:03,187 I... 326 00:17:03,256 --> 00:17:05,489 I DON'T REALLY KEEP TRACK. 327 00:17:05,558 --> 00:17:07,658 SORRY. 328 00:17:07,727 --> 00:17:09,927 SEVERAL WITNESSES HAVE SWORN THAT SOMEONE WAS SITTING 329 00:17:09,995 --> 00:17:11,896 IN THE NEXT STALL DURING THE INCIDENT, 330 00:17:11,964 --> 00:17:13,897 AND THAT SOMEONE WAS WEARING GREEN HIGH TOPS. 331 00:17:13,966 --> 00:17:16,600 - HMM. - HMM. 332 00:17:23,709 --> 00:17:26,276 [BROOKE] MR. JOHN, DO YOU RECOGNIZE THESE SHOES? 333 00:17:29,282 --> 00:17:30,415 NO. 334 00:17:30,483 --> 00:17:34,017 [BROOKE] NO. YET THEY WERE FOUND IN YOUR GYM LOCKER. 335 00:17:34,086 --> 00:17:37,421 DO YOU STORE OTHER PEOPLE'S SHOES IN YOUR LOCKER? 336 00:17:37,490 --> 00:17:39,057 OBJECTION. IRRELEVANT. 337 00:17:39,125 --> 00:17:43,527 I'M JUST TRYING TO PROVE THAT EMORY DICK'S BEST FRIEND 338 00:17:43,596 --> 00:17:47,165 WAS SITTING IN THE NEXT STALL AND DID NOTHING 339 00:17:47,233 --> 00:17:49,600 TO STOP THAT SWIRLEE. 340 00:17:49,669 --> 00:17:55,706 COULD IT BE THAT HE, TOO, FELT THAT MR. DICK GOT WHAT HE DESERVED? 341 00:17:55,775 --> 00:17:58,676 IF I WAS THERE, I DIDN'T HEAR ANYTHING. 342 00:17:58,744 --> 00:18:00,210 OKAY? 343 00:18:01,981 --> 00:18:04,715 MR. JOHN, ARE YOU HEARING-IMPAIRED? 344 00:18:04,784 --> 00:18:06,650 - NO. - WHAT? 345 00:18:08,287 --> 00:18:10,253 I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS EMORY UNTIL... 346 00:18:10,323 --> 00:18:11,389 THE NEXT STALL? 347 00:18:11,458 --> 00:18:13,191 - YOU SERPENT! - ORDER! 348 00:18:13,259 --> 00:18:14,925 - JUDAS! - I SAID ORDER! 349 00:18:14,994 --> 00:18:19,197 - YOUR HONOR, CAN WE HAVE... - YOU WILL ROAST IN HELL! 350 00:18:19,265 --> 00:18:20,731 ORDER IN THE COURT! 351 00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:22,733 [NICOLE] FIVE, SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT. 352 00:18:22,802 --> 00:18:27,538 ♪ GET UP AND DO IT OH, OH ♪ 353 00:18:27,607 --> 00:18:29,207 ♪ GET UP AND DO IT ♪ 354 00:18:29,275 --> 00:18:31,442 ♪ DON'T YOU KNOW THAT YOU JUST WANNA DO IT ♪ 355 00:18:31,511 --> 00:18:35,579 ♪ GET UP AND DO IT OH, OH ♪ 356 00:18:35,648 --> 00:18:37,948 ♪ GET UP AND DO IT ♪ 357 00:18:38,017 --> 00:18:39,116 ♪ HEY, YEAH ♪ 358 00:18:43,289 --> 00:18:46,324 WELL, IF IT AIN'T MISS ATTICUS FINCH. 359 00:18:46,392 --> 00:18:48,259 YOU WERE SO AMAZING. 360 00:18:48,328 --> 00:18:51,095 BROOKY, I'M SO BRONZING YOUR SKIRT. 361 00:18:51,164 --> 00:18:54,097 WE HAVEN'T WON YET, AND WE NEED TO WORK ON OUR TESTIMONY. 362 00:18:54,167 --> 00:18:55,433 OKAY? 363 00:18:55,501 --> 00:18:58,068 SORRY. WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 364 00:18:58,138 --> 00:19:01,839 I'M NOT TESTIFYING. IT'S A CONFLICT OF INTEREST FOR ME. 365 00:19:01,907 --> 00:19:03,808 WHAT IS? PROTECTING THE SQUAD? 366 00:19:03,876 --> 00:19:08,646 BEING A GLAMAZON IS NOT JUST ABOUT PERFECTING YOUR CARTWHEEL AND MOISTURIZING YOUR KNEES. 367 00:19:08,714 --> 00:19:11,615 - WE FUNCTION AS A UNIT. - OKAY, LOOK, RELAX. 368 00:19:11,684 --> 00:19:14,485 SAM AND I AGREED THAT CARMEN SHOULD BE GRANTED IMMUNITY. 369 00:19:14,554 --> 00:19:15,853 WHY? 370 00:19:15,921 --> 00:19:18,522 BECAUSE IT'S TOTALLY AWKWARD FOR HER, OKAY? 371 00:19:18,591 --> 00:19:20,858 [WHISPERING] DROP IT. 372 00:19:20,926 --> 00:19:24,729 [BROOKE] CARM, TAKE THIS TAPE HOME AND WORK ON IT IN THE YARD. 373 00:19:24,797 --> 00:19:26,196 OKAY, THANKS, BROOKE. 374 00:19:26,265 --> 00:19:29,933 SOME OF US AROUND HERE GET TO HAVE THEIR CAKE AND EAT IT, TOO. 375 00:19:30,002 --> 00:19:33,504 [NICOLE] AND SOME OF US SHOULDN'T BE EATING CAKE AT ALL. 376 00:19:37,877 --> 00:19:40,678 SEE YOU GUYS TOMORROW. GOOD LUCK. 377 00:19:50,122 --> 00:19:51,054 HEY THERE. 378 00:19:51,123 --> 00:19:53,090 HEY. 379 00:19:53,158 --> 00:19:54,625 UM... 380 00:19:56,396 --> 00:20:00,731 LOOK, I DON'T REMEMBER ANYTHING ABOUT THAT BATHROOM AMBUSH. 381 00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:02,833 HOW DID THEY GET THE SHOES, HARRISON? 382 00:20:02,902 --> 00:20:05,836 SOMEONE OBVIOUSLY STOLE THEM OUT OF MY GYM LOCKER. 383 00:20:05,905 --> 00:20:07,505 SEE? YOU START POINTING FINGERS, 384 00:20:07,573 --> 00:20:10,107 AND SUDDENLY THE SCHOOL'S THIS WAR ZONE, AND FOR WHAT? 385 00:20:10,175 --> 00:20:12,576 SO EMORY CAN GET A "D" INSTEAD OF AN "F." 386 00:20:12,645 --> 00:20:15,313 IS THAT ANY REASON TO DREDGE UP CRAP NOBODY REMEMBERS? 387 00:20:15,381 --> 00:20:18,883 EMORY DIDN'T FORGET THIS INCIDENT, HARRISON, AND NEITHER DID YOU. 388 00:20:18,951 --> 00:20:22,753 WHICH EXPLAINS WHY YOU WEREN'T TOO EAGER TO TAKE ON HIS CASE. 389 00:20:22,822 --> 00:20:24,855 IT'S NOT LIKE I COULD HAVE STOPPED THEM. 390 00:20:24,924 --> 00:20:28,425 I'VE SEEN SUGAR DADDY PICK UP GUYS TWICE MY SIZE AND HURL THEM... 391 00:20:28,494 --> 00:20:31,495 SAM, LILY, I'VE GOT SOMETHING THAT MIGHT PROVE USEFUL 392 00:20:31,564 --> 00:20:32,830 FOR TOMORROW'S QUESTIONING. 393 00:20:32,898 --> 00:20:34,097 CAN I TALK TO YOU? 394 00:20:34,166 --> 00:20:36,300 I'M HERE TO SEE SAM AND LILY. EMORY... 395 00:20:36,369 --> 00:20:37,568 SHOULD WE GO SOMEWHERE ELSE? 396 00:20:37,637 --> 00:20:41,405 FORGET IT. STAY. TALK. I DON'T EXIST. 397 00:20:45,077 --> 00:20:49,012 I CAN GIVE YOU THE EXACT TIME AND DATE RELATIONS BROKE DOWN 398 00:20:49,081 --> 00:20:50,814 BETWEEN ME AND MISS GLASS. 399 00:20:50,883 --> 00:20:52,282 LISTEN, EMORY, 400 00:20:52,352 --> 00:20:54,719 ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO GO THROUGH WITH THIS? 401 00:20:54,787 --> 00:20:55,886 WHY WOULDN'T I? 402 00:20:55,955 --> 00:20:58,221 WE WERE BEGINNING TO WONDER IF IT'S WORTH IT. 403 00:20:58,290 --> 00:21:00,891 YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY HURT. 404 00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:04,995 I'M NOT HURT. I'M DISAPPOINTED. 405 00:21:05,064 --> 00:21:07,397 I CAN HANDLE THAT. I'M USED TO THAT. 406 00:21:07,467 --> 00:21:10,100 I DON'T ASSUME ANYMORE THAT PEOPLE 407 00:21:10,169 --> 00:21:13,537 ARE GOING TO UNDERSTAND ME OR LIKE ME OR EVEN NOTICE ME. 408 00:21:13,606 --> 00:21:17,441 BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN I DON'T HAVE THE RIGHT TO BE HEARD. 409 00:21:19,579 --> 00:21:22,179 OKAY. 410 00:21:34,126 --> 00:21:37,795 YOU PLAN ON SLEEPING TONIGHT? EVENTUALLY. 411 00:21:37,863 --> 00:21:41,899 I WOULD THINK THAT AFTER TODAY, YOU'D WANT TO WALK AWAY WHILE YOU STILL CAN. 412 00:21:41,967 --> 00:21:42,933 I'VE JUST BEGUN. 413 00:21:43,002 --> 00:21:44,802 [SCOFFING] 414 00:21:44,870 --> 00:21:47,638 SAM, WHAT ELSE DO YOU WANT TO KNOW? 415 00:21:47,707 --> 00:21:50,941 YOU CAN'T TELL ME THAT HARRISON IS STILL ONE OF YOUR HEROES. 416 00:21:51,010 --> 00:21:53,611 THIS ISN'T ABOUT HARRISON. ISN'T IT? 417 00:21:53,679 --> 00:21:58,215 SAM, WHAT HE DID IN THAT BATHROOM WAS PATHETIC 418 00:21:58,283 --> 00:22:01,585 BUT TOTALLY UNDERSTANDABLE. 419 00:22:01,654 --> 00:22:05,255 WHEN IT CAME DOWN TO IT, HARRISON COULDN'T RISK HIS OWN HEAD 420 00:22:05,325 --> 00:22:06,891 TO SAVE EMORY'S. 421 00:22:06,959 --> 00:22:09,593 YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT HE... SAM, FACE IT, OKAY? 422 00:22:09,662 --> 00:22:14,632 DEEP DOWN, EVERYONE WANTS TO BE LIKED. OKAY? 423 00:22:14,700 --> 00:22:15,766 EVEN YOUR CLIENT. 424 00:22:18,838 --> 00:22:21,605 THE SAD THING IS... 425 00:22:21,674 --> 00:22:25,575 THAT EMORY WILL LIKELY END UP MORE ALONE THAN WHEN WE STARTED THIS THING. 426 00:22:27,747 --> 00:22:30,547 I WOULD HATE TO SEE THE SAME THING HAPPEN TO YOU. 427 00:22:30,616 --> 00:22:33,651 GIRLS, I THOUGHT THAT COURT WAS ADJOURNED AT 4:00. 428 00:22:33,719 --> 00:22:35,986 [BROOKE] IT WAS. 429 00:22:36,055 --> 00:22:37,821 I WAS JUST, UM, 430 00:22:37,890 --> 00:22:39,890 THIRSTY. 431 00:22:39,959 --> 00:22:41,892 GOOD NIGHT. 432 00:22:44,697 --> 00:22:46,296 WHAT DID I MISS? 433 00:22:46,365 --> 00:22:48,298 THE RETURN OF EVA PERON. 434 00:22:50,570 --> 00:22:52,470 SAM, YOU GOTTA GET SOME SLEEP. 435 00:22:52,538 --> 00:22:55,438 I CAN'T. TOMORROW'S REALLY IMPORTANT. 436 00:22:55,507 --> 00:22:57,507 I'M PUTTING MISS GLASS ON THE STAND. 437 00:22:57,577 --> 00:23:00,744 SHE HAPPENS TO BE MY TEACHER, TOO. 438 00:23:00,813 --> 00:23:02,345 DO YOU HAVE TO? 439 00:23:02,414 --> 00:23:04,882 YEAH. SHE'S THE ONE WHO'S FLUNKING HIM. 440 00:23:04,950 --> 00:23:09,520 IF I DO A GOOD JOB TOMORROW, SHE'LL PROBABLY FLUNK ME, TOO. 441 00:23:09,589 --> 00:23:12,222 DO YOU THINK THAT THIS KID WAS TRULY WRONGED? 442 00:23:13,593 --> 00:23:15,058 YEAH, I DO. 443 00:23:15,127 --> 00:23:17,761 THEN YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SEE THIS THROUGH, 444 00:23:17,830 --> 00:23:20,030 NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS. 445 00:23:22,402 --> 00:23:24,267 THANKS. 446 00:23:35,247 --> 00:23:37,047 IN THE 12 YEARS 447 00:23:37,116 --> 00:23:39,950 YOU'VE TAUGHT BIOLOGY AT THIS SCHOOL, HOW MANY STUDENTS HAVE YOU FAILED? 448 00:23:40,019 --> 00:23:42,119 I DON'T KEEP A SCOREBOARD. 449 00:23:42,187 --> 00:23:43,621 WELL, LET'S REMIND YOU. 450 00:23:43,689 --> 00:23:45,288 SINCE 1988, 451 00:23:45,357 --> 00:23:49,259 YOU HAVE FAILED... 47 STUDENTS. 452 00:23:49,328 --> 00:23:51,161 THAT'S NEARLY FOUR PER YEAR. 453 00:23:51,230 --> 00:23:52,630 IS THAT ALL? 454 00:23:52,698 --> 00:23:54,799 YOU PRIDE YOURSELF ON BEING A TOUGH TEACHER, DON'T YOU? 455 00:23:54,867 --> 00:23:57,868 OBJECTION. SHE'S BADGERING THE WITNESS. 456 00:23:57,937 --> 00:24:00,438 I AM TRYING TO PROVE THAT THE WITNESS HAS A REPUTATION 457 00:24:00,506 --> 00:24:02,372 SHE WORKS VERY HARD TO MAINTAIN. 458 00:24:02,442 --> 00:24:03,807 SUSTAINED. 459 00:24:03,876 --> 00:24:05,810 AM I ON TRIAL FOR FAILING HIM? 460 00:24:05,878 --> 00:24:07,911 MISS GLASS... 461 00:24:07,980 --> 00:24:09,947 THIS IS NOT ABOUT MY REPUTATION. 462 00:24:10,015 --> 00:24:11,749 THIS IS ABOUT A LAZY STUDENT 463 00:24:11,817 --> 00:24:13,583 WHO WAS UNPREPARED AND CHRONICALLY DISRUPTIVE. 464 00:24:13,653 --> 00:24:16,153 I DON'T THINK ANYONE DESERVES TO HAVE 465 00:24:16,221 --> 00:24:17,955 THEIR HAIR STYLED IN A LATRINE, 466 00:24:18,023 --> 00:24:20,558 BUT I CAN'T MAKE SPECIAL RULES FOR A KID 467 00:24:20,626 --> 00:24:23,594 WHO DOESN'T HAVE THE ATTENTION SPAN TO FINISH AN ALTOID. 468 00:24:23,663 --> 00:24:26,764 BOTTOM LINE IS, WE HAVE TO DO THE WORK. 469 00:24:26,832 --> 00:24:30,000 IF A STUDENT ASKS FOR HELP, ARE YOU WILLING TO GIVE IT? 470 00:24:30,069 --> 00:24:31,469 ALWAYS. 471 00:24:31,537 --> 00:24:34,271 REALLY. TELL ME, SIR. 472 00:24:34,339 --> 00:24:36,674 DO YOU RECOGNIZE THIS SONG? 473 00:24:36,742 --> 00:24:40,778 ♪ OH, SAY HAS ANYBODY SEEN MY SWEET GYPSY ROSE ♪ 474 00:24:40,846 --> 00:24:42,746 - DO YOU, MISS GLASS? - NO. 475 00:24:42,815 --> 00:24:44,114 ARE YOU SURE? 476 00:24:44,183 --> 00:24:48,085 ACCORDING TO A MRS. DOROTHY LUCRETS, 477 00:24:48,154 --> 00:24:49,853 YOUR NEXT-DOOR NEIGHBOR, 478 00:24:49,922 --> 00:24:54,258 YOU BLAST THIS SONG DAY AND NIGHT, SOMETIMES UNTIL 5:00 IN THE MORNING. 479 00:24:54,326 --> 00:24:57,160 DOROTHY DRINKS. AND HE'S A SNEAK! 480 00:24:57,229 --> 00:25:02,032 [SAM] IS HE? OR IS HE JUST A STUDENT LOOKING FOR EXTRA HELP? 481 00:25:02,101 --> 00:25:04,468 [MISS GLASS] ♪ SWEET GYPSY ROSE ♪ 482 00:25:04,537 --> 00:25:08,972 ♪ HERE'S A PICTURE WHEN SHE WAS MY SWEET MARY JO ♪ 483 00:25:09,041 --> 00:25:12,109 ♪ NOW SHE'S GOT RINGS ON HER FINGERS ♪ 484 00:25:12,177 --> 00:25:15,412 ♪ AND BELLS ON HER TOES ♪ 485 00:25:15,480 --> 00:25:20,651 ♪ SAY HAS ANYBODY SEEN MY SWEET GYPSY ROSE ♪ 486 00:25:20,720 --> 00:25:22,552 ♪ OH, I GOT... ♪ 487 00:25:22,622 --> 00:25:23,787 [GASPING] 488 00:25:28,694 --> 00:25:31,061 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 489 00:25:31,130 --> 00:25:34,064 I JUST WANTED TO ASK YOU A QUESTION ABOUT TOMORROW'S TEST. 490 00:25:34,133 --> 00:25:36,900 - DID YOU GET A STUDY GUIDE? - YES, BUT... 491 00:25:36,969 --> 00:25:38,401 THEN READ IT. 492 00:25:38,470 --> 00:25:40,770 IT'S ALL THERE. OKAY. 493 00:25:41,907 --> 00:25:45,475 IS THAT TONY ORLANDO AND DAWN? 494 00:25:45,544 --> 00:25:48,912 BECAUSE I SAY THE RECENT VH1 BEHIND THE MUSIC SPECIAL. 495 00:25:48,981 --> 00:25:50,648 TONY'S THE BOMB. 496 00:25:50,716 --> 00:25:53,550 READ YOUR GUIDE! 497 00:25:58,057 --> 00:26:01,759 THREE DAYS AFTER THIS, YOU CAUGHT EMORY WHISTLING THAT TUNE IN YOUR CLASSROOM. 498 00:26:01,827 --> 00:26:04,795 DO YOU RECALL HOW YOU REACTED TO THAT, MISS GLASS? 499 00:26:05,898 --> 00:26:07,530 PERTURBED. 500 00:26:07,600 --> 00:26:09,332 PERTURBED. 501 00:26:09,401 --> 00:26:11,902 YOU WERE A LITTLE MORE THAN PERTURBED, WEREN'T YOU? 502 00:26:11,971 --> 00:26:13,904 ♪♪ [EMORY WHISTLING] 503 00:26:20,245 --> 00:26:22,546 OH, YES, INDEEDY DO, THAT IS NICE. 504 00:26:35,260 --> 00:26:38,596 IF YOU'RE DETERMINED TO ENTERTAIN THE TROOPS, MR. DICK, 505 00:26:38,664 --> 00:26:41,031 WHY DON'T YOU DO YOUR BUNNY HOP FOR THE CLASS? 506 00:26:41,100 --> 00:26:42,766 COME ON. DON'T BE SHY. 507 00:26:42,835 --> 00:26:46,069 DANCE, DICK. DANCE! 508 00:26:56,581 --> 00:26:59,850 [STUDENTS LAUGHING] 509 00:27:11,664 --> 00:27:15,766 [BROOKE] IF THIS TEACHER WAS PUT ON THE STAND TO BE MOCKED... 510 00:27:15,835 --> 00:27:17,067 I AM NOT MOCKING. 511 00:27:17,136 --> 00:27:20,638 I AM DRAWING A PARALLEL BETWEEN THE WITNESS AND MY CLIENT. 512 00:27:20,706 --> 00:27:24,174 BOTH ARE KNOWN AROUND THIS SCHOOL AS FEARLESS, FLAMBOYANT ECCENTRICS, 513 00:27:24,243 --> 00:27:27,110 AND I BELIEVE THAT EMORY DICK AND HIS TEACHER 514 00:27:27,179 --> 00:27:30,347 HAVE MORE IN COMMON THAN MISS GLASS CARES TO ADMIT. 515 00:27:30,415 --> 00:27:32,282 ISN'T THAT THE TRUTH, MISS GLASS? 516 00:27:33,385 --> 00:27:34,885 ISN'T IT? 517 00:27:36,155 --> 00:27:40,157 YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH! 518 00:27:40,225 --> 00:27:41,859 I AM STILL THE TEACHER HERE. 519 00:27:41,927 --> 00:27:45,162 AND IF I WANT TO, I CAN SQUASH HIM. 520 00:27:45,230 --> 00:27:47,164 AND YOU, LIKE A BUG! 521 00:27:47,232 --> 00:27:51,168 ORDER. ORDER! MISS McPHERSON, DO YOU HAVE ANY MORE QUESTIONS? 522 00:27:51,236 --> 00:27:53,771 NO, YOUR HONOR, I AM DONE. 523 00:27:56,408 --> 00:27:58,041 OH. 524 00:27:59,378 --> 00:28:02,445 YOU DON'T NEED TO MENTION HIS SHAMPOO BUCKET, OKAY? 525 00:28:02,514 --> 00:28:04,614 JUST CONFIRM THAT HE WAS BAITING HIM. 526 00:28:04,683 --> 00:28:07,117 OKAY, GOT IT. DO ME A FAVOR? UH-HUH. 527 00:28:07,186 --> 00:28:09,419 MAKE SURE I'M ON TIME FOR WRESTLING PRACTICE. 528 00:28:09,488 --> 00:28:12,255 YOU'LL BE FINE. THINK OF IT AS A WARM-UP. 529 00:28:12,324 --> 00:28:13,423 COOL. GREAT. 530 00:28:14,626 --> 00:28:17,094 PRINCIPAL HALL? YOU WANTED TO SEE ME? 531 00:28:17,162 --> 00:28:20,030 OH, YES, I DID. COME IN, MICHAEL. 532 00:28:20,099 --> 00:28:21,665 SIT DOWN. 533 00:28:21,734 --> 00:28:23,734 WHAT'S SO FUNNY? 534 00:28:23,803 --> 00:28:26,704 OH, UH, WELL, YOU'RE LIKE THE ONLY PERSON WHO CALLS ME MICHAEL. 535 00:28:26,772 --> 00:28:31,141 EXCEPT FOR MY AUNT LOTTIE, AND SHE STILL BUYS ME LEGOS. 536 00:28:32,845 --> 00:28:35,378 MICHAEL... 537 00:28:35,447 --> 00:28:39,082 I SPOKE WITH THE WRESTLING COACH A MOMENT AGO, AND I'M... 538 00:28:42,087 --> 00:28:44,854 I'M AFRAID YOU'RE NOT GONNA BE ON THE TEAM THIS YEAR. 539 00:28:46,691 --> 00:28:47,991 WHAT? IS... 540 00:28:48,060 --> 00:28:49,827 IS THIS BECAUSE OF THE TRIAL? 541 00:28:49,895 --> 00:28:53,063 - NO, NO - BECAUSE I'M INNOCENT. OKAY? 542 00:28:53,132 --> 00:28:56,366 ME AND MY BUDDY RAZZ THE DUDE, BUT WE'RE INNOCENT. 543 00:28:56,435 --> 00:29:00,337 MICHAEL, THE COACH ISN'T GOING TO USE YOU BECAUSE OF YOUR SIZE. 544 00:29:00,406 --> 00:29:05,475 EVIDENTLY, IN PAST YEARS, THERE WERE STUDENTS IN YOUR WEIGHT CLASS. 545 00:29:05,544 --> 00:29:07,544 BUT THIS YEAR, THE COACH IS AFRAID 546 00:29:07,613 --> 00:29:11,081 THAT YOU WILL ENDANGER THE SAFETY OF ANOTHER STUDENT 547 00:29:11,150 --> 00:29:12,950 OR EVEN POSSIBLY YOURSELF. 548 00:29:13,018 --> 00:29:15,418 WHY DIDN'T HE TELL ME HIMSELF? 549 00:29:15,487 --> 00:29:19,223 HE WANTED TO, BUT HE DIDN'T KNOW HOW YOU'D HANDLE IT. 550 00:29:19,291 --> 00:29:21,258 SO I SAID I WOULD 551 00:29:21,326 --> 00:29:24,061 SINCE I KNOW HOW IT FEELS 552 00:29:24,129 --> 00:29:28,265 TO BE EXCLUDED BECAUSE OF A DISABILITY. 553 00:29:28,333 --> 00:29:29,932 I'M NOT DISABLED. 554 00:29:30,002 --> 00:29:32,235 - I WASN'T IMPLYING... - I'M NOT DISABLED, OKAY? 555 00:29:33,672 --> 00:29:36,506 LOOK, I... 556 00:29:36,575 --> 00:29:38,175 I'M FAT. 557 00:29:40,379 --> 00:29:41,979 I AM NOT DISABLED. 558 00:29:42,047 --> 00:29:44,481 - MICHAEL... - HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW ME. 559 00:29:44,549 --> 00:29:46,216 - I'M NOT DISABLED. - MICHAEL, 560 00:29:46,285 --> 00:29:50,854 I WANT YOU TO REGARD THIS AS A TEMPORARY SETBACK. 561 00:29:52,824 --> 00:29:55,292 YOU CAN CONQUER THIS. 562 00:29:55,361 --> 00:29:59,963 AND I WILL BE THERE TO HELP YOU IN ANY WAY I CAN. 563 00:30:00,032 --> 00:30:01,464 I MEAN THAT. 564 00:30:04,669 --> 00:30:06,970 HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW ME. 565 00:30:11,977 --> 00:30:12,909 [DOOR CLOSING] 566 00:30:16,915 --> 00:30:18,448 HEY. 567 00:30:21,720 --> 00:30:24,687 HOW'S IT GOING IN HERE? 568 00:30:24,756 --> 00:30:26,823 I THINK YOUR SIDE'S WINNING. 569 00:30:28,793 --> 00:30:30,860 MY SIDE? 570 00:30:33,665 --> 00:30:35,898 HOW DO YOU KNOW WHICH SIDE I'M ON? 571 00:30:38,437 --> 00:30:39,869 I DON'T. 572 00:30:39,939 --> 00:30:41,304 DO YOU? 573 00:30:41,373 --> 00:30:44,874 YOU KNOW, FROM WHAT I SAW YESTERDAY, 574 00:30:44,944 --> 00:30:46,476 YOU'RE ONE TO TALK. 575 00:30:53,285 --> 00:30:56,319 [SAM] DO YOU RECALL WHAT THE BUTTON SAID? 576 00:30:56,388 --> 00:30:57,887 NO. 577 00:30:57,957 --> 00:31:00,623 THE BUTTON SAID, "KISS ME, I'M OOZING." 578 00:31:00,692 --> 00:31:04,161 DO YOU RECALL HELPING MY CLIENT MAKE THIS BUTTON? 579 00:31:04,229 --> 00:31:05,362 NO. 580 00:31:05,430 --> 00:31:07,964 DO YOU RECALL TELLING HIM TO WEAR IT? NO. 581 00:31:08,032 --> 00:31:11,901 SO YOU'RE SAYING THAT THIS WHOLE BUTTON THING NEVER HAPPENED. 582 00:31:11,971 --> 00:31:13,070 IS THAT IT? 583 00:31:13,138 --> 00:31:15,004 I DON'T REMEMBER IT. 584 00:31:15,074 --> 00:31:19,342 AND I SUPPOSE YOU DO NOT REMEMBER THE SWIRLEE INCIDENT, EITHER. 585 00:31:19,411 --> 00:31:22,412 WHAT PART OF THE QUESTION DID YOU NOT UNDERSTAND? 586 00:31:22,481 --> 00:31:24,847 I UNDERSTOOD IT. I'M NOT STUPID. 587 00:31:24,917 --> 00:31:26,149 ANSWER THE QUESTION, PLEASE. 588 00:31:26,218 --> 00:31:29,386 WHAT DO YOU WANT TO KNOW? 589 00:31:29,454 --> 00:31:32,855 YES, I STUCK HIS SNOTTY LITTLE FACE IN THE TOILET. 590 00:31:32,924 --> 00:31:36,526 AND I WOULD DO IT AGAIN, BECAUSE IT MADE ME FEEL GOOD. OKAY? 591 00:31:36,595 --> 00:31:38,896 - YOUR HONOR... - LET HIM FINISH. 592 00:31:38,964 --> 00:31:43,166 YOU THINK HE'S THE ONLY PERSON WHO GETS DUMPED ON BECAUSE OF THE WAY HE LOOKS? 593 00:31:43,235 --> 00:31:44,401 DO YOU? 594 00:31:46,738 --> 00:31:48,805 WELL, HE'S NOT! 595 00:31:48,873 --> 00:31:50,573 YOU KNOW WHAT? 596 00:31:50,642 --> 00:31:51,741 I'M FINISHED. 597 00:32:05,657 --> 00:32:09,626 WE'LL HAVE TO MAKE OUR STORIES SOUND MORE SYMPATHETIC, RIGHT? 598 00:32:09,694 --> 00:32:13,029 I BROUGHT A VERY SYMPATHETIC OUTFIT. 599 00:32:13,098 --> 00:32:16,166 AND I'M REALLY GOOD AT MAKING MYSELF SOB AND WAIL. 600 00:32:16,235 --> 00:32:18,335 ONCE, AT MY UNCLE ROY'S FUNERAL, 601 00:32:18,403 --> 00:32:21,671 IT TOOK THREE COUSINS AND AN ORGANIST TO CARRY ME OUT. 602 00:32:21,740 --> 00:32:24,974 MARY CHERRY, THE ENTIRE SCHOOL HAS SEEN YOU WEEP OVER SWEAT STAINS. 603 00:32:25,044 --> 00:32:27,744 IT'S GONNA TAKE A LOT MORE THAN TEARS. OKAY? 604 00:32:27,813 --> 00:32:31,248 YOU GUYS, I THOUGHT WE WERE PRACTICING AT LUNCH. 605 00:32:31,316 --> 00:32:33,250 GET THE POM-POMS OFF THE BRAIN. 606 00:32:33,318 --> 00:32:36,453 WE'RE THIS CLOSE TO NEVER BEING ABLE TO TALK TO EACH OTHER AT SCHOOL AGAIN. 607 00:32:36,521 --> 00:32:39,756 - WHAT HAPPENED? - SUGAR DADDY WENT SNAKE PIT. 608 00:32:39,824 --> 00:32:42,625 CARMEN, IT WAS A DISASTER. 609 00:32:42,694 --> 00:32:44,761 WOW. I'M SORRY. 610 00:32:44,829 --> 00:32:49,633 IF YOU NEED ME, I'LL BE PRACTICING IN THE LOCKER ROOM ON MY OWN. 611 00:32:49,701 --> 00:32:51,234 [MARY CHERRY CLEARS THROAT] 612 00:32:52,371 --> 00:32:54,738 CARMEN, UM... 613 00:32:54,806 --> 00:32:56,406 WAIT. 614 00:32:56,475 --> 00:32:57,740 STAY. 615 00:32:59,110 --> 00:33:00,977 WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO? 616 00:33:02,081 --> 00:33:03,513 CLOSE THE DOOR. 617 00:33:11,790 --> 00:33:14,657 [BAILIFF] DO YOU SWEAR TO TELL THE WHOLE TRUTH AND NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH? 618 00:33:14,726 --> 00:33:15,925 [MARY] I DO. 619 00:33:15,994 --> 00:33:18,261 MISS CHERRY, ARE YOU FINISHED TAKING THE OATH? 620 00:33:18,330 --> 00:33:20,497 YES, I AM, YOUR HIGHNESS. 621 00:33:21,933 --> 00:33:25,302 OOH! HEY THERE. LOOKIN' SHARP. 622 00:33:25,370 --> 00:33:26,936 IS THAT A NEW HAIRCUT? 623 00:33:27,006 --> 00:33:29,773 [MS. ROSS] MISS CHERRY, SIT DOWN. 624 00:33:31,210 --> 00:33:33,877 CAN YOU TELL THE JURY HOW YOU KNOW THE PLAINTIFF? 625 00:33:33,945 --> 00:33:39,048 ABSOLUTELY. EMORY AND I ARE LAB PARTNERS IN BIOLOGY. 626 00:33:39,118 --> 00:33:42,819 WE'VE PLAYED DOCTOR TOGETHER ON MORE THAN ONE OCCASION. 627 00:33:46,425 --> 00:33:48,425 IT'S TRUE. 628 00:33:49,595 --> 00:33:53,330 [MARY CHERRY LAUGHING] 629 00:33:55,567 --> 00:33:58,835 OH, GOSH. THIS IS VERY HARD. 630 00:33:58,903 --> 00:34:04,307 OH, GOD, NO! OH, GOD, HELP ME! 631 00:34:04,376 --> 00:34:06,343 OH, GOD! OH! 632 00:34:06,411 --> 00:34:08,478 EMORY! 633 00:34:08,547 --> 00:34:09,979 NO! OH, GOD! 634 00:34:10,049 --> 00:34:12,182 [MS. ROSS] ALL RIGHT, LADIES. SHOW'S OVER. 635 00:34:12,251 --> 00:34:14,016 YOU'VE CALLED ALL OF YOUR WITNESSES, 636 00:34:14,085 --> 00:34:15,918 AND IT'S TIME TO GIVE CLOSING ARGUMENTS. 637 00:34:15,987 --> 00:34:19,889 ACTUALLY, YOUR HONOR, I HAVE ONE MORE WITNESS I'D LIKE TO CALL. 638 00:34:19,958 --> 00:34:21,358 WHAT? 639 00:34:21,426 --> 00:34:23,025 [MS. ROSS] WHO? 640 00:34:23,095 --> 00:34:25,928 IT'S A CHARACTER WITNESS. SHE'S DECIDED TO FORFEIT HER IMMUNITY 641 00:34:25,997 --> 00:34:28,365 BECAUSE SHE FEELS STRONGLY ABOUT THIS CASE. 642 00:34:28,433 --> 00:34:30,634 CALL THE WITNESS. YOUR HONOR... 643 00:34:30,702 --> 00:34:33,002 THE DEFENSE WOULD LIKE TO CALL CARMEN FERRARA. 644 00:34:33,072 --> 00:34:35,238 [SAM] BUT, YOUR HONOR, WE MADE A... 645 00:34:35,307 --> 00:34:38,808 LET HER DO IT. I WANT TO HEAR WHAT SHE HAS TO SAY. 646 00:34:39,811 --> 00:34:40,743 THANK YOU. 647 00:34:50,855 --> 00:34:53,590 MISS FERRARA, HOW LONG HAVE YOU KNOWN EMORY DICK? 648 00:34:54,693 --> 00:34:56,393 SINCE THE THIRD GRADE. 649 00:34:56,461 --> 00:35:00,764 DO YOU RECALL A LETTER THAT MR. DICK WROTE ON YOUR BEHALF EARLIER THIS YEAR? 650 00:35:00,832 --> 00:35:04,734 HE WROTE A LETTER EXCUSING ME FROM A TEST AND... 651 00:35:04,803 --> 00:35:06,536 FORGED MY DOCTOR'S SIGNATURE. 652 00:35:06,605 --> 00:35:10,039 WHAT WAS THE REASON HE GAVE TO EXCUSE YOU FROM THAT TEST? 653 00:35:10,108 --> 00:35:13,175 HE SAID THAT I HAD A DISTENDED ANUS. 654 00:35:15,280 --> 00:35:17,547 [BROOKE] AND HE CHARGED YOU FOR THIS FORGED LETTER. 655 00:35:17,616 --> 00:35:19,216 YEAH. SO HE WAS ABLE 656 00:35:19,284 --> 00:35:22,585 TO NOT ONLY HUMILIATE YOU BUT ALSO PROFIT FROM IT. 657 00:35:22,654 --> 00:35:25,822 AND ALL THIS HAPPENED BEFORE YOU BECAME A GLAMAZON, CORRECT? 658 00:35:25,890 --> 00:35:27,257 YEAH. 659 00:35:27,326 --> 00:35:30,259 SO, HIS BEHAVIOR HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH YOUR CURRENT STATUS. 660 00:35:30,328 --> 00:35:33,530 AT THE TIME, YOU CONSIDERED HIM TO BE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS, CORRECT? 661 00:35:33,599 --> 00:35:35,765 WE HUNG AROUND WITH THE SAME PEOPLE. 662 00:35:35,834 --> 00:35:37,767 STILL? 663 00:35:39,471 --> 00:35:41,170 YEAH. 664 00:35:41,240 --> 00:35:43,740 DID YOU TAKE ACTION AGAINST HIM FOR THAT LETTER? 665 00:35:43,808 --> 00:35:46,343 - NO. - WHY NOT? 666 00:35:46,411 --> 00:35:49,278 BECAUSE HE'S EMORY. HE DOES STUFF LIKE THAT ALL THE TIME. 667 00:35:49,348 --> 00:35:52,715 WHY? COULD IT BE THAT THE PLAINTIFF IS ASOCIAL? 668 00:35:52,784 --> 00:35:55,852 OR PERHAPS HE GOES OUT OF HIS WAY TO ALIENATE. 669 00:35:55,920 --> 00:36:00,322 OR MAYBE HE JUST SIMPLY ENJOYS BEING A FREAK. 670 00:36:00,391 --> 00:36:01,691 WHICH IS IT? 671 00:36:01,760 --> 00:36:04,193 I DON'T KNOW. 672 00:36:04,262 --> 00:36:07,964 I MEAN, HE PROBABLY WANTS THE ATTENTION. WE ALL DO. 673 00:36:08,032 --> 00:36:09,999 [BROOKE] PLEASE DISREGARD THAT LAST STATEMENT. 674 00:36:10,068 --> 00:36:12,435 MISS FERRARA'S NOT THE ONE ON TRIAL. 675 00:36:12,504 --> 00:36:14,704 YES, I AM, BROOKE. 676 00:36:14,773 --> 00:36:17,940 WE ALL ARE. 677 00:36:18,009 --> 00:36:21,611 EMORY IS NOT THE FIRST PERSON TO DO SOMETHING STUPID AT SCHOOL 678 00:36:21,680 --> 00:36:24,281 JUST TO GET PEOPLE TO NOTICE HIM. 679 00:36:24,349 --> 00:36:28,351 LAST MONTH, I SPENT A WEEK EATING NOTHING BUT GRAPEFRUITS 680 00:36:28,420 --> 00:36:31,454 AND PRAYING THAT I WOULD WAKE UP WITH MY HIP BONES 681 00:36:31,523 --> 00:36:33,456 PRESSING AGAINST THE FRONT OF MY SKIRT. 682 00:36:34,826 --> 00:36:35,992 JUST LIKE YOURS DO. 683 00:36:37,529 --> 00:36:40,630 BUT THEN I REALIZED MAYBE I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO LOOK LIKE THAT. 684 00:36:40,699 --> 00:36:43,933 THE SUBJECT IS EMORY DICK, MISS FERRARA. 685 00:36:44,002 --> 00:36:45,868 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 686 00:36:45,937 --> 00:36:50,439 I'M TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHO I AM AND WHERE I BELONG. 687 00:36:52,043 --> 00:36:56,746 AND I AM NOT AFRAID TO BE SITTING AT EMORY'S TABLE, 688 00:36:56,815 --> 00:37:01,117 WHETHER PEOPLE THINK THAT HE IS A FREAK OR NOT. 689 00:37:01,185 --> 00:37:04,821 THESE DAYS, IF YOU'RE ALONE AT LUNCH, OR... 690 00:37:04,889 --> 00:37:07,424 WEAR TOO MUCH BLACK, OR FAIL TWO TESTS, 691 00:37:07,492 --> 00:37:10,059 THEY OPEN AN F.B.I. FILE ON YOU. 692 00:37:10,128 --> 00:37:13,330 THEY AUTOMATICALLY ASSUME YOU'RE DANGEROUS, AND... 693 00:37:13,398 --> 00:37:15,898 THAT'S TOO BAD, BECAUSE I KIND OF ENVY EMORY. 694 00:37:15,967 --> 00:37:21,504 HE LIVES IN HIS OWN UNIVERSE, AND HE DOESN'T CARE IF ANYBODY EVER VISITS. 695 00:37:23,241 --> 00:37:26,643 MAYBE THAT'S WHAT WE SHOULD BE PAYING ATTENTION TO. 696 00:37:29,247 --> 00:37:31,948 YOUR HONOR, I WOULD LIKE TO DISMISS THIS WITNESS. 697 00:37:32,016 --> 00:37:37,019 WHY? BECAUSE I WON'T DUMP ON SOMEBODY I CARE ABOUT JUST SO I CAN WEAR THIS UNIFORM? 698 00:37:37,088 --> 00:37:41,423 DON'T GET ME WRONG, BROOKE. BEING A CHEERLEADER MEANS... 699 00:37:41,492 --> 00:37:42,859 SO MUCH TO ME. 700 00:37:44,362 --> 00:37:47,997 BUT I MISS THE PEOPLE THAT DIDN'T CARE ABOUT THINGS LIKE 701 00:37:48,066 --> 00:37:49,999 WHAT SHAPE YOUR HEAD IS. 702 00:37:54,105 --> 00:37:58,240 I THINK THAT I'D RATHER GO BACK TO CHEERING FROM THE STANDS. 703 00:38:00,344 --> 00:38:02,912 THAT'S WHY I'M QUITTING THE GLAMAZONS. 704 00:38:45,323 --> 00:38:46,756 HEY, BROOKE. 705 00:38:46,825 --> 00:38:47,924 HEY. 706 00:38:47,992 --> 00:38:50,527 I KNOW I CAVED, AND I'M REALLY SORRY. 707 00:38:50,595 --> 00:38:52,295 DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. 708 00:38:52,364 --> 00:38:55,297 I DON'T WANT TO BE THE GUY THAT BRINGS US DOWN. 709 00:38:55,366 --> 00:38:56,699 KNOW WHAT? IT'S OKAY. 710 00:38:56,768 --> 00:38:59,002 I'M STARTING TO THINK SPLITTING US UP 711 00:38:59,070 --> 00:39:01,237 MIGHT NOT BE SUCH A TRAGEDY. 712 00:39:01,306 --> 00:39:03,205 MAYBE THEY'RE RIGHT. 713 00:39:03,274 --> 00:39:07,877 MAYBE SOMETHING DOES HAPPEN TO US WHEN WE GET TOGETHER. 714 00:39:07,946 --> 00:39:11,080 I MEAN, WE SAY THINGS AND... 715 00:39:11,149 --> 00:39:13,416 DO THINGS... 716 00:39:13,485 --> 00:39:16,519 THAT ARE JUST... 717 00:39:16,588 --> 00:39:18,755 I DON'T KNOW. 718 00:39:20,058 --> 00:39:22,058 I DON'T KNOW. 719 00:39:23,361 --> 00:39:25,327 I, UM... 720 00:39:26,965 --> 00:39:30,332 THE NEW WRESTLING COACH KICKED ME OFF THE TEAM TODAY. 721 00:39:30,401 --> 00:39:32,535 WHAT? 722 00:39:32,604 --> 00:39:33,569 WHY? 723 00:39:33,638 --> 00:39:35,537 I'M TOO FAT. 724 00:39:35,607 --> 00:39:39,576 TURNS OUT THEY DON'T HAVE A WEIGHT CLASS FOR FREAKS. 725 00:39:39,644 --> 00:39:41,844 THEY CAN'T DO THAT. 726 00:39:41,913 --> 00:39:44,313 YOU HAVE TO FIGHT THEM. I WILL FIGHT THEM. 727 00:39:44,383 --> 00:39:48,151 WE CAN'T HAVE A TRIAL EVERY TIME SOMEONE GETS SUCKER PUNCHED. 728 00:39:48,219 --> 00:39:49,519 YOU KNOW, OR... 729 00:39:53,492 --> 00:39:56,926 THIS IS SOMETHING I'M GONNA HAVE TO FIGHT MYSELF. 730 00:39:56,995 --> 00:39:58,928 IT'S ME... 731 00:40:01,733 --> 00:40:04,233 AGAINST ME. 732 00:40:04,302 --> 00:40:06,468 YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? 733 00:40:12,411 --> 00:40:13,509 YEAH. 734 00:40:20,384 --> 00:40:22,018 IT'S OKAY. 735 00:40:29,994 --> 00:40:33,062 LISTEN UP. I DON'T HAVE TIME TO BRIEF YOU RIGHT NOW, 736 00:40:33,131 --> 00:40:36,466 SO I WANT EVERYBODY BACK IN THIS ROOM AT 7:45 SHARP. 737 00:40:36,535 --> 00:40:38,367 DOES THAT WORK WITH YOUR SCHEDULES? 738 00:40:43,608 --> 00:40:45,942 WHERE DID YOU GET THOSE? 739 00:40:46,010 --> 00:40:49,278 PRESENTING GIFTS OF ANY KIND IS CALLED TAMPERING WITH THE JURY. 740 00:40:49,347 --> 00:40:52,815 I AM SURE THAT SHE DIDN'T REALIZE... 741 00:40:52,884 --> 00:40:55,485 OH, PLEASE! WE'RE TALKING ABOUT MARY CHERRY HERE. 742 00:40:55,554 --> 00:40:58,488 THAT CHILD ONCE TRIED TO BRIBE ME WITH A HOT TUB. 743 00:40:58,557 --> 00:41:01,057 - SO WHAT DO WE DO NOW? - I'M CALLING A MISTRIAL. 744 00:41:01,125 --> 00:41:04,794 YOU'RE GONNA START THIS THING ALL OVER AGAIN. 745 00:41:06,465 --> 00:41:08,998 WHAT IF I DROP THE CHARGES? 746 00:41:09,067 --> 00:41:11,167 WHAT? 747 00:41:11,235 --> 00:41:13,803 CAN WE HAVE A MOMENT WITH OUR CLIENT, PLEASE? 748 00:41:16,407 --> 00:41:19,175 ARE YOU CRAZY? WE ARE SO CLOSE TO WINNING THIS. 749 00:41:19,243 --> 00:41:21,744 WHAT MESSAGE ARE YOU SENDING IF THIS WAS FOR NOTHING? 750 00:41:21,813 --> 00:41:23,212 IT'S NOT. 751 00:41:23,281 --> 00:41:26,483 WHEN WE STARTED, YOU ASKED ME WHAT I WANTED. I SAID JUSTICE. 752 00:41:26,551 --> 00:41:29,585 ACTUALLY, YOU SAID MISS GLASS'S HEAD ON A STICK. 753 00:41:29,653 --> 00:41:30,587 CLOSE ENOUGH. 754 00:41:30,655 --> 00:41:33,189 BUT I REALIZE NOW THAT 755 00:41:33,257 --> 00:41:35,825 MAYBE ALL I REALLY WANTED 756 00:41:37,662 --> 00:41:40,963 WAS FOR SOMEONE IN THIS SCHOOL TO, I DON'T KNOW, RESPECT ME. 757 00:41:42,433 --> 00:41:44,033 THE WAY CARMEN DOES. 758 00:41:44,102 --> 00:41:45,868 LIKE YOU GUYS. 759 00:41:47,338 --> 00:41:50,139 IF I CAN WALK AWAY FROM THIS WITH AN "F" 760 00:41:50,208 --> 00:41:53,475 AND THREE PEOPLE THAT I CAN TRUST, 761 00:41:53,544 --> 00:41:56,212 I'D FEEL LIKE I WON. 762 00:41:56,280 --> 00:41:57,746 YOU DID. 763 00:42:00,819 --> 00:42:03,452 SORRY FOR INTERRUPTING. 764 00:42:03,521 --> 00:42:05,454 EMORY, YOU GOT A MINUTE? 765 00:42:05,523 --> 00:42:07,123 SORRY, I DON'T. 766 00:42:07,191 --> 00:42:11,427 I PREFER TO SPEND MY TIME WITH PEOPLE WHO OPENLY DESPISE ME. 767 00:42:11,495 --> 00:42:13,830 LOOK, I MADE A MISTAKE. 768 00:42:13,898 --> 00:42:16,999 BUT IF IT HAPPENED AGAIN, I'D ACT DIFFERENTLY. 769 00:42:17,068 --> 00:42:19,669 - I WOULD. - [EMORY] WHY? 770 00:42:19,738 --> 00:42:22,504 IS IT SUDDENLY COOL TO BE MY BEST FRIEND? 771 00:42:22,573 --> 00:42:25,208 I DIDN'T KNOW I WAS YOUR BEST FRIEND. 772 00:42:25,276 --> 00:42:27,109 THAT KIND OF THREW ME. 773 00:42:27,178 --> 00:42:31,781 BUT PUTTING YOURSELF ON TRIAL WAS A BOLD MOVE. I'M IMPRESSED. 774 00:42:31,850 --> 00:42:33,816 I NEVER COULD HAVE DONE THAT. 775 00:42:35,921 --> 00:42:37,286 HEY, UH... 776 00:42:37,355 --> 00:42:41,157 YOU WANT TO GET A BURGER OR SOMETHING? I'M STARVED. 777 00:42:44,896 --> 00:42:47,196 I COULD USE SOME NOURISHMENT. 778 00:42:47,265 --> 00:42:49,331 ARE YOU PAYING? FOR EVERYTHING. 779 00:42:50,768 --> 00:42:55,071 IN THAT CASE, PERHAPS WE COULD STOP AT DINO'S LASERDISCS. 780 00:42:55,139 --> 00:42:57,039 BECAUSE I HAVE MY EYE 781 00:42:57,108 --> 00:42:59,541 ON THE DIRECTOR'S CUT OF THE GHOST AND MR. CHICKEN. 782 00:42:59,610 --> 00:43:01,878 ARE YOU SERIOUS? THAT MOVIE'S A PIECE OF... 783 00:43:01,946 --> 00:43:05,848 DON'T QUESTION ME. I'M YOUR HERO. 784 00:43:05,917 --> 00:43:07,183 RIGHT. 785 00:43:08,887 --> 00:43:12,088 HE IS SO WEIRD. 786 00:43:17,495 --> 00:43:19,361 [GROANING] 787 00:43:19,430 --> 00:43:21,330 [BOTH GIGGLING] 788 00:43:30,241 --> 00:43:33,842 ♪ TO BEND AND NOT TO BREAK ♪ 789 00:43:33,912 --> 00:43:37,679 ♪ CHIN UP, TRY NOT TO QUAKE ♪ 790 00:43:37,748 --> 00:43:41,250 ♪ I'M GRINNING ON THE OUTSIDE ♪ 791 00:43:41,319 --> 00:43:45,121 ♪ BUT I'M A WRECK INTERNALLY ♪ 792 00:43:47,191 --> 00:43:50,726 ♪ OOH, LA LA LA LA ♪ 793 00:43:54,598 --> 00:43:58,700 ♪ OOH, LA LA LA LA ♪