1 00:00:08,542 --> 00:00:10,075 VERY IMPRESSIVE, BROOKE. 2 00:00:10,144 --> 00:00:12,444 YOU HAVE QUITE A TOUCH WITH THE CARVING KNIFE. 3 00:00:12,513 --> 00:00:13,578 THANK YOU, MR. DON. 4 00:00:13,647 --> 00:00:15,447 AH, SAMMIE. 5 00:00:15,516 --> 00:00:17,182 SEE, THAT BIRD AIN'T GONNA FLY. 6 00:00:17,251 --> 00:00:20,319 NO, SIR. SEE, THE GROOVES IN THE WINGS ARE TOO DEEP. 7 00:00:20,387 --> 00:00:23,155 SEE HOW BROOKE WORKED WITH THE GRAIN, NOT AGAINST IT? 8 00:00:23,224 --> 00:00:24,356 SEE? YUP. 9 00:00:24,425 --> 00:00:26,958 SHE'S REAL GOOD AT THAT. 10 00:00:27,027 --> 00:00:29,361 THANKS, MR. DON. 11 00:00:29,430 --> 00:00:30,929 HARRISON, BOY, OH, BOY. 12 00:00:30,997 --> 00:00:33,765 TELL ME, WHERE'D YOU LEARN TO SAND LIKE THIS? 13 00:00:33,834 --> 00:00:35,034 I DON'T KNOW. 14 00:00:35,102 --> 00:00:38,237 I GUESS I'VE JUST ALWAYS BEEN INTERESTED IN SAWDUST. 15 00:00:38,305 --> 00:00:39,671 THAT'S A GIFT. 16 00:00:39,740 --> 00:00:40,906 KEEP IT UP, BUDDY. 17 00:00:40,974 --> 00:00:42,207 THANKS. 18 00:00:42,276 --> 00:00:44,143 [CLATTERING] [BOY] OH! 19 00:00:44,211 --> 00:00:47,546 UH-HUH! YOU KNOW, S.D., IF YOU'RE NOT USING A POWER TOOL, 20 00:00:47,615 --> 00:00:49,214 YOU DON'T HAVE TO WEAR GOGGLES. 21 00:00:49,283 --> 00:00:51,583 HAVE YOU SEEN MY MAIN MAN'S SLAP SHOT? 22 00:00:51,652 --> 00:00:54,286 OOOOH... WHY DON'T YOU TAKE IT FOR A TEST-DRIVE? 23 00:00:54,355 --> 00:00:55,921 OOOOH! COME ON. 24 00:00:57,724 --> 00:00:58,990 [HORN SOUNDS] OH! 25 00:00:59,060 --> 00:01:00,859 SMOOTH MOVE, MR. D! 26 00:01:00,927 --> 00:01:03,061 ALL RIGHT, YOU GUYS. TAKE YOUR SEATS. 27 00:01:03,129 --> 00:01:04,863 I GOT A COUPLE OF ANNOUNCEMENTS. 28 00:01:04,931 --> 00:01:05,964 FIRST: 29 00:01:06,032 --> 00:01:07,999 PLEASE REMEMBER THAT 30 00:01:08,069 --> 00:01:11,002 DESIGN CONCEPTS FOR FINAL PROJECTS ARE DUE ON FRIDAY. 31 00:01:11,071 --> 00:01:12,003 [STUDENTS GROANS] 32 00:01:12,073 --> 00:01:14,206 ON A MORE PERSONAL NOTE, 33 00:01:14,275 --> 00:01:15,774 AS OF TOMORROW, 34 00:01:15,842 --> 00:01:18,143 I'M GOING TO BE LOOKING A LITTLE DIFFERENT 35 00:01:18,212 --> 00:01:19,944 THAN YOU KIDS ARE USED TO, 36 00:01:20,013 --> 00:01:22,914 BUT PLEASE KNOW THAT I'M STILL THE SAME OLD TEACHER, 37 00:01:22,983 --> 00:01:24,716 AND YOU CAN COUNT ON ME. 38 00:01:24,785 --> 00:01:27,419 ALONG THESE LINES, 39 00:01:27,488 --> 00:01:28,520 FROM NOW ON, 40 00:01:28,589 --> 00:01:30,789 I WOULD GREATLY APPRECIATE IT 41 00:01:30,857 --> 00:01:32,691 IF YOU ALL CALLED ME 42 00:01:32,759 --> 00:01:33,725 MS. DEBBIE, 43 00:01:33,794 --> 00:01:36,361 INSTEAD OF MR. DON. 44 00:01:36,430 --> 00:01:37,896 AS OF TOMORROW, 45 00:01:37,964 --> 00:01:41,166 I WILL BE EMBARKING ON A ONE-WAY JOURNEY TOWARD WOMANHOOD. 46 00:01:41,235 --> 00:01:42,401 IT'S TAKEN ME 47 00:01:42,469 --> 00:01:45,036 A LONG TIME TO GET THE COURAGE, 48 00:01:45,105 --> 00:01:47,506 BUT I CAN NO LONGER FIGHT THE TRUTH. 49 00:01:47,575 --> 00:01:50,008 I AM A GENDER-CROSSER. 50 00:01:50,076 --> 00:01:51,476 SAY WHAT? 51 00:01:51,545 --> 00:01:53,812 I'M HAVING A SEX CHANGE. 52 00:01:53,880 --> 00:01:56,215 OKAY? GREAT. 53 00:01:56,283 --> 00:01:58,149 MOVING ON TO CROSS-GRAIN SANDING. 54 00:02:07,561 --> 00:02:09,528 ♪ THINK IT OVER ONCE OR TWICE ♪ 55 00:02:09,596 --> 00:02:11,830 ♪ WHAT LASTS THE LONGEST IN THIS LIFE ♪ 56 00:02:11,898 --> 00:02:16,468 ♪ CHARACTER OR ROCK-HARD THIGHS ♪ 57 00:02:16,537 --> 00:02:18,570 ♪ IN THE END DO YOU BELIEVE ♪ 58 00:02:18,639 --> 00:02:21,072 ♪ THAT BEAUTY LIES IN WHAT YOU SEE ♪ 59 00:02:21,141 --> 00:02:23,509 ♪ 'CAUSE IF YOU DO, THEN, BABY ♪ 60 00:02:23,577 --> 00:02:25,310 ♪ YOU'VE BEEN DECEIVED ♪ 61 00:02:25,379 --> 00:02:27,979 ♪ WELL, ME AND B ♪ 62 00:02:28,048 --> 00:02:31,850 ♪ WE HATE SUPERMODELS ♪ 63 00:02:36,056 --> 00:02:41,293 ♪ IT'S JUST THAT I'M TIRED OF BEING COMPARED ♪ 64 00:02:47,434 --> 00:02:49,434 [TV NEWSCASTER] THE U.S. GOVERNMENT ON WEDNESDAY 65 00:02:49,503 --> 00:02:51,336 ISSUED NEW EXPORT REGULATIONS 66 00:02:51,405 --> 00:02:55,374 ALLOWING U.S. COMPANIES TO SHIP COMPUTER SOFTWARE PRODUCTS 67 00:02:55,442 --> 00:02:56,975 TO COMMERCIAL FIRMS, INDIVIDUALS 68 00:02:57,043 --> 00:03:00,044 AND NONGOVERNMENT USERS WITHOUT A LICENSE. 69 00:03:00,113 --> 00:03:02,046 HEY, DID I TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENED 70 00:03:02,115 --> 00:03:03,848 YESTERDAY AT SCHOOL WITH MR. DON? 71 00:03:03,917 --> 00:03:05,417 YOU KNOW, MY SHOP TEACHER? 72 00:03:07,287 --> 00:03:08,320 [SIGHS] 73 00:03:08,389 --> 00:03:09,555 MOM... 74 00:03:09,623 --> 00:03:12,457 DID YOU EVEN GET UP AND GO TO BED LAST NIGHT? 75 00:03:12,526 --> 00:03:13,592 NOPE. 76 00:03:13,660 --> 00:03:15,961 FELL ASLEEP DURING AN OPRAH REBROADCAST 77 00:03:16,029 --> 00:03:18,863 AND WOKE UP TO KATIE COURIC. 78 00:03:25,573 --> 00:03:29,508 LISTEN, IT'S BEEN ABOUT A MONTH SINCE YOU STOPPED WORKING, 79 00:03:29,577 --> 00:03:34,379 AND ALL YOU DO IS LIE AROUND ALL DAY AND WATCH GAME SHOWS. 80 00:03:36,750 --> 00:03:38,249 [TV AUDIO STOPS] 81 00:03:38,318 --> 00:03:40,351 YOU NEED TO FIND A NEW JOB. 82 00:03:42,623 --> 00:03:43,555 [TV AUDIO RESUMES] 83 00:03:43,624 --> 00:03:45,023 I'M TIRED, OKAY? 84 00:03:49,296 --> 00:03:51,330 I GOT ON THE WEB LAST NIGHT, 85 00:03:51,398 --> 00:03:53,097 AND I FOUND SOME COOL STUFF. 86 00:03:53,166 --> 00:03:55,066 THERE'S A BUNCH OF JOB LISTINGS HERE. 87 00:03:55,135 --> 00:03:56,535 SOME ARE EVEN FOR PHARMACISTS. 88 00:03:56,603 --> 00:03:59,605 YOU KNOW, I-I THINK THAT YOU'LL FEEL A LOT BETTER 89 00:03:59,673 --> 00:04:02,373 IF YOU JUST GET BACK OUT THERE. 90 00:04:04,011 --> 00:04:05,577 ALL RIGHT. 91 00:04:06,647 --> 00:04:08,713 I'LL MAKE A FEW CALLS. 92 00:04:11,552 --> 00:04:13,718 ♪ CH-CH-CH-CH-CHANGES ♪ 93 00:04:13,787 --> 00:04:15,987 ♪ TURN AND FACE THE STRAIN ♪ 94 00:04:16,056 --> 00:04:18,523 ♪ CH-CH-CHANGES ♪ 95 00:04:18,592 --> 00:04:20,559 ♪ DON'T WANNA BE A RICHER MAN ♪ 96 00:04:20,627 --> 00:04:23,362 ♪ CH-CH-CH-CH-CHANGES ♪ 97 00:04:23,430 --> 00:04:25,497 ♪ TURN AND FACE THE STRAIN ♪ 98 00:04:25,566 --> 00:04:28,333 ♪ CH-CH-CHANGES ♪ 99 00:04:28,402 --> 00:04:30,735 ♪ JUST GONNA HAVE TO BE A DIFFERENT MAN ♪ 100 00:04:30,804 --> 00:04:33,304 ♪ TIME MAY CHANGE ME ♪ 101 00:04:33,373 --> 00:04:36,074 ♪ BUT I CAN'T TRACE TIME ♪ 102 00:04:36,142 --> 00:04:39,511 ♪ I SAID THAT TIME MAY CHANGE ME ♪ 103 00:04:39,580 --> 00:04:43,514 ♪ BUT I CAN'T TRACE TIME ♪ 104 00:04:45,118 --> 00:04:47,719 THIS IS SO CRYING GAME. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. 105 00:04:47,788 --> 00:04:49,253 [CARMEN] I DON'T GET IT. 106 00:04:49,323 --> 00:04:50,789 WHY DRESS LIKE A WOMAN? 107 00:04:50,858 --> 00:04:53,525 AND WHY WEAR THOSE SHOES WITH THAT DRESS? THEY DON'T MATCH. 108 00:04:53,594 --> 00:04:54,926 [LAUGHS] 109 00:04:56,296 --> 00:04:58,563 WHY SO GLUM, MY LITTLE ANTI-BICEP? 110 00:04:58,632 --> 00:05:00,565 [CARMEN] OH. DUH, CINDY LOU WHO. 111 00:05:00,634 --> 00:05:04,002 HE JUST HAD HIS DUCK LAMP FONDLED BY A SHE-MALE. 112 00:05:04,070 --> 00:05:05,737 THESE IS TROUBLIN' TIMES. 113 00:05:05,806 --> 00:05:08,172 YEAH. DUDE LOOKS LIKE A LADY. [LAUGHING] 114 00:05:08,241 --> 00:05:09,173 [CLEARS THROAT] 115 00:05:14,948 --> 00:05:17,882 I STILL THINK IT'S LIKE SOME JOKE. LIKE CANDID CAMERA. 116 00:05:17,951 --> 00:05:20,585 IT'S WEIRD TO HAVE A CLASS WITH HER NOW. 117 00:05:20,654 --> 00:05:24,022 I MEAN HIM. I MEAN... WHAT DO I MEAN? I DON'T KNOW. 118 00:05:24,090 --> 00:05:26,257 WHAT I MEAN IS THAT 119 00:05:26,327 --> 00:05:30,729 I DON'T THINK I FEEL COMFORTABLE IN THERE ANYMORE. 120 00:05:30,797 --> 00:05:32,163 SO SWITCH CLASSES, HON. 121 00:05:32,232 --> 00:05:34,466 I SAY DROP MR. DOUBTFIRE'S AND AVOID THE NIGHTMARES. 122 00:05:34,535 --> 00:05:37,569 LAST NIGHT, I WOKE UP IN A TERRIFYING SWEAT. 123 00:05:37,638 --> 00:05:40,639 I ENVISIONED MYSELF WEARING A FLORIDA HOUSEWIFE 124 00:05:40,707 --> 00:05:42,406 MUUMUU. 125 00:05:42,475 --> 00:05:43,542 THAT'S WRONG. 126 00:05:43,610 --> 00:05:46,377 [LAUGHING] [MARY] MY GOD, Y'ALL! 127 00:05:46,447 --> 00:05:47,478 WHAT? 128 00:05:47,547 --> 00:05:48,580 IT'S MAMA CHERRY. 129 00:05:48,649 --> 00:05:50,649 YEAH, ALL MUTUAL FUNDS ARE DOWN, MARY CHERRY. 130 00:05:50,717 --> 00:05:52,951 OH, NO, Y'ALL, THIS IS NO FINANCIAL CRISIS. 131 00:05:53,019 --> 00:05:54,920 IT'S AN EVENT MORE TERRIFYING 132 00:05:54,988 --> 00:05:57,789 THAN KATHIE LEE GIFFORD SINGING "CABARET." 133 00:05:57,858 --> 00:05:58,957 MAMA CHERRY'S DISCRIMINATION CASE 134 00:05:59,025 --> 00:06:00,992 HAS BEEN DENIED BY THE U.S. GOVERNMENT. 135 00:06:01,061 --> 00:06:03,227 SHE'S WINGIN' HER WAY OUT WEST 136 00:06:03,296 --> 00:06:05,764 FOR COMMUNITY SERVICE TO PAY HER DEBT TO SOCIETY. 137 00:06:05,832 --> 00:06:07,132 WHICH IS? 138 00:06:07,200 --> 00:06:10,602 CHERRY CHERRY'S SUBSTITUTE TEACHIN' OUR HOME EC CLASS! 139 00:06:10,671 --> 00:06:13,939 - HA-HA! - NOW I'LL NEVER GET AN "A"! 140 00:06:14,007 --> 00:06:15,607 [CHERRY] CARMEN FERRARA. HERE. 141 00:06:15,676 --> 00:06:17,175 NICOLE JULIAN. 142 00:06:17,243 --> 00:06:18,209 HERE. 143 00:06:19,780 --> 00:06:21,112 ADAM ROTHCHILD RYAN. 144 00:06:21,181 --> 00:06:22,614 HERE. 145 00:06:22,683 --> 00:06:24,616 DAMN! 146 00:06:24,685 --> 00:06:26,718 I BET YOUR REAL NAME'S ALICE, AIN'T IT? 147 00:06:26,787 --> 00:06:29,688 NO, MRS. CHERRY. OUR SCHOOL HAS AN OPEN ELECTIVES POLICY. 148 00:06:29,756 --> 00:06:32,791 GIRLS CAN TAKE SHOP CLASS, BOYS, HOME EC. 149 00:06:32,860 --> 00:06:33,992 IT'S A MODERN IDEA. 150 00:06:34,060 --> 00:06:35,827 WHO'S RUNNIN' THIS PLACE? A COMMIE PINKO? 151 00:06:35,896 --> 00:06:37,963 - UM, MAMA? - HMM? 152 00:06:38,031 --> 00:06:40,131 WHERE'S MRS. HERLIHY? SHE'S ON BED REST. 153 00:06:40,200 --> 00:06:41,532 WHICH YOU WOULD BE, TOO, 154 00:06:41,602 --> 00:06:43,201 IF YOU'D HAD YOUR UTERUS REMOVED. 155 00:06:43,269 --> 00:06:45,870 WHICH I'D HAVE DONE 16 YEARS AGO IF I'D KNOWN 156 00:06:45,939 --> 00:06:47,972 THE BAD HAND MOTHERHOOD WAS GONNA DEAL ME. 157 00:06:48,041 --> 00:06:49,941 ANY MORE QUESTIONS? 158 00:06:50,010 --> 00:06:51,442 ALICE, SHOOT. 159 00:06:51,512 --> 00:06:52,610 MRS. CHERRY, 160 00:06:52,679 --> 00:06:55,714 WHAT BRINGS A FORTUNE 500 CEO TO TEACH AT KENNEDY? 161 00:06:55,782 --> 00:06:58,116 IN A WORD, ALICE, INJUSTICE. 162 00:06:58,184 --> 00:06:59,818 SHEER GENDER DISCRIMINATION. 163 00:06:59,886 --> 00:07:03,087 I KNOW WHY THE CAGED BIRD SINGS, KIDS. 164 00:07:03,156 --> 00:07:04,823 YES, I DO. 165 00:07:04,891 --> 00:07:07,692 IT ALL STARTED 12 YEARS AGO. 166 00:07:08,862 --> 00:07:12,396 [SIREN WAILING] 167 00:07:14,400 --> 00:07:16,334 I'D JUST LEFT MY SEVENTH HUSBAND 168 00:07:16,402 --> 00:07:19,437 AND WAS IN A HURRY TO GET ON TO MY EIGHTH. 169 00:07:19,505 --> 00:07:21,906 SUDDENLY, OUT OF NOWHERE, MY DAY IS RUINED 170 00:07:21,975 --> 00:07:25,143 BY A COPPER WHO LOOKED SHOCKINGLY LIKE ERIK ESTRADA. 171 00:07:25,211 --> 00:07:27,679 IF I'D HAD MY 8-TRACK OF "I SHOT THE SHERIFF," 172 00:07:27,748 --> 00:07:29,480 I'D HAVE POPPED IT IN RIGHT THEN. 173 00:07:30,616 --> 00:07:31,683 MA'AM, 174 00:07:31,752 --> 00:07:33,417 ARE YOU AWARE THAT YOU'RE SPEEDING? 175 00:07:33,487 --> 00:07:35,821 NOPE. GET A LITTLE QUICKER WITH YOUR QUESTIONS, POKEY. 176 00:07:35,889 --> 00:07:37,522 I'M A LADY ON THE GO. [COUGHING] 177 00:07:37,591 --> 00:07:41,392 MA'AM, WHY ARE YOU ALLOWING YOUR DAUGHTER TO SMOKE? 178 00:07:41,462 --> 00:07:43,662 SHE'S PUTTIN' ON WEIGHT. WHY THE HELL ELSE 179 00:07:43,730 --> 00:07:46,297 YOU THINK I GOT A "DANGER WIDE LOAD" BUMPER STICKER? 180 00:07:46,366 --> 00:07:47,866 ALL RIGHT, OUT OF THE CAR. 181 00:07:47,934 --> 00:07:49,333 FROM THE GET-GO, HE WAS RUDE. 182 00:07:49,402 --> 00:07:52,636 DIDN'T EVEN OFFER TO HELP ME OUT OF MY CAR. 183 00:07:54,240 --> 00:07:56,407 I'M GONNA HAVE TO GIVE YOU A TICKET. 184 00:07:56,477 --> 00:07:58,342 I'M GONNA HAVE TO GIVE YOU THE FINGER. 185 00:07:58,411 --> 00:08:00,011 LADY, I'M BOOKIN' YOU. SPREAD 'EM. 186 00:08:00,080 --> 00:08:02,280 ONLY AFTER A WEDDING PROPOSAL AND A CREDIT CHECK. 187 00:08:03,684 --> 00:08:06,117 THE LESSON I WANT TO IMPART TO ALL YOU GIRLS 188 00:08:06,186 --> 00:08:07,586 AND ALICE IS THIS: 189 00:08:07,654 --> 00:08:09,821 NEVER GIVE UP WITHOUT A FIGHT, 190 00:08:09,890 --> 00:08:11,823 NO MATTER HOW MONOLITHIC-LIKE THE INSTITUTION. 191 00:08:11,892 --> 00:08:15,259 ALSO, ALWAYS WEAR A PRICEY NEW OUTFIT TO COURT EVERY DAY OF YOUR TRIAL. 192 00:08:15,328 --> 00:08:17,596 NOW, NEXT OBJECTIVE. 193 00:08:17,664 --> 00:08:19,564 WE'RE GONNA LEARN REAL WOMEN'S WORK. 194 00:08:19,633 --> 00:08:20,932 THE CORPORATE TAKEOVER. 195 00:08:21,001 --> 00:08:24,335 IN THIS CLASS, EVERY PARTICIPANT WILL GET ONE MILLION DOLLARS 196 00:08:24,404 --> 00:08:27,539 OF CLASS "A" PREFERRED STOCK IN CHERRY CHERRY CORP., 197 00:08:27,608 --> 00:08:29,941 TO BE USED EXCLUSIVELY FOR OUR COLLECTIVE HOSTILE BID. 198 00:08:30,010 --> 00:08:31,042 WHO WANTS IN? 199 00:08:38,451 --> 00:08:39,384 WOW. 200 00:08:39,452 --> 00:08:41,986 NICE CHANGE OF PACE, MOM. 201 00:08:42,055 --> 00:08:44,288 DID YOU DO ANYTHING TODAY? 202 00:08:44,357 --> 00:08:47,158 DID YOU MAKE EVEN ONE CALL ABOUT A JOB? 203 00:08:47,227 --> 00:08:49,227 [SOBS] 204 00:08:49,295 --> 00:08:52,230 MOM, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. 205 00:08:53,333 --> 00:08:54,399 HEY, I JUST... 206 00:08:54,467 --> 00:08:55,900 HEY, COME ON. 207 00:08:58,371 --> 00:08:59,604 SHEILA LEFT ME. 208 00:08:59,673 --> 00:09:01,305 WHAT? 209 00:09:01,374 --> 00:09:02,540 WHY? 210 00:09:02,608 --> 00:09:03,875 I DON'T KNOW. 211 00:09:04,978 --> 00:09:06,911 SHE SAID WE'D GROWN APART. 212 00:09:06,980 --> 00:09:09,513 WHAT HAPPENED AT WORK WAS TOO PAINFUL. 213 00:09:09,582 --> 00:09:11,783 [EXHALES] 214 00:09:11,852 --> 00:09:13,618 I CAN'T BLAME HER. 215 00:09:13,687 --> 00:09:15,586 I'M NOT VERY LOVABLE THESE DAYS. 216 00:09:15,656 --> 00:09:17,989 MOM, I'M SORRY. 217 00:09:18,058 --> 00:09:19,090 IT'S SO STRANGE. 218 00:09:19,159 --> 00:09:22,226 JUST LAST MONTH, 219 00:09:22,295 --> 00:09:25,163 I THOUGHT EVERYTHING WAS SO GREAT. 220 00:09:25,231 --> 00:09:26,765 I CAME OUT. 221 00:09:26,833 --> 00:09:28,299 I HAD SHEILA. 222 00:09:28,368 --> 00:09:30,301 NOW MY LIFE'S JUST A MESS. 223 00:09:31,672 --> 00:09:34,138 I SHOULD NEVER HAVE OPENED MY BIG MOUTH AT WORK. 224 00:09:34,207 --> 00:09:35,974 NONE OF THIS WOULD HAVE HAPPENED. 225 00:09:36,042 --> 00:09:38,076 MOM, THIS IS WHO YOU ARE. 226 00:09:40,113 --> 00:09:43,915 WHO I AM, HONEY, HAS LOST ME EVERYTHING. 227 00:09:45,552 --> 00:09:48,186 ARE YOU FEELING SO BAD RIGHT NOW 228 00:09:48,254 --> 00:09:50,154 BECAUSE I DIDN'T SUPPORT YOU ENOUGH? 229 00:09:50,223 --> 00:09:52,423 WHAT I'M SAYING IS WE SHOULDN'T BE SURPRISED 230 00:09:52,492 --> 00:09:54,926 IF YOUR FATHER SUDDENLY CALLS AND SUES FOR CUSTODY. 231 00:09:56,229 --> 00:09:57,996 WELL, THEN WE'LL FIGHT IT. 232 00:09:58,064 --> 00:09:59,998 LIKE YOU SHOULD FIGHT THE PHARMACY CHAIN 233 00:10:00,066 --> 00:10:02,033 THAT ONLY FIRED YOU 'CAUSE YOU'RE GAY. 234 00:10:02,102 --> 00:10:05,303 IT'S A GIANT CORPORATION, HONEY, WITH LIKE A GAZILLION LAWYERS. 235 00:10:05,371 --> 00:10:07,505 IT'S THE RIGHT THING TO DO, MOM. 236 00:10:07,573 --> 00:10:10,441 THOSE PEOPLE AT THE PHARMACY DON'T KNOW YOU, THE REAL YOU. 237 00:10:10,510 --> 00:10:12,711 THE WORLD DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY. 238 00:10:12,779 --> 00:10:15,146 YOU CAN BE DIFFERENT. FINE. 239 00:10:15,215 --> 00:10:17,015 JUST DON'T TALK ABOUT IT. 240 00:10:17,083 --> 00:10:20,484 BECAUSE IF YOU DO, THERE ARE CONSEQUENCES. 241 00:10:20,553 --> 00:10:23,788 THAT'S HOW THE WORLD WORKS, HARRISON. 242 00:10:23,857 --> 00:10:26,024 THAT'S THE WAY IT WORKS. 243 00:10:31,665 --> 00:10:33,865 [PHONE RINGS] I'LL GET IT. 244 00:10:35,202 --> 00:10:36,700 OH, UM, JANE, 245 00:10:36,769 --> 00:10:37,902 I ALMOST FORGOT. 246 00:10:37,971 --> 00:10:39,437 PRINCIPAL HALL GAVE ME PERMISSION 247 00:10:39,505 --> 00:10:43,041 TO CHANGE MY ELECTIVE AS LONG AS YOU GUYS SIGN OFF. 248 00:10:43,109 --> 00:10:45,109 YOU'RE SWITCHING OUT OF SHOP CLASS? 249 00:10:45,178 --> 00:10:46,377 I THOUGHT YOU LIKED SHOP. 250 00:10:46,446 --> 00:10:48,379 YEAH, WELL, I CHANGED MY MIND. 251 00:10:48,448 --> 00:10:50,882 AROUND THE TIME OUR TEACHER DECIDED HE WANTED TO CHANGE 252 00:10:50,951 --> 00:10:53,117 FROM A HE TO A SHE. [SAM] SO TYPICAL. 253 00:10:53,186 --> 00:10:54,919 NO TOLERANCE FOR ANYONE WHO DEVIATES 254 00:10:54,988 --> 00:10:56,587 FROM YOUR AIRBRUSHED IDEAL OF PERFECTION. 255 00:10:56,656 --> 00:10:58,089 [JANE] AHEM, UH, BACK UP. 256 00:10:58,158 --> 00:11:02,026 UH, YOUR SHOP TEACHER, MR. DON, IS BECOMING A WOMAN? 257 00:11:02,095 --> 00:11:03,094 YES, AND I THINK 258 00:11:03,163 --> 00:11:05,096 THAT IT'S COURAGEOUS WHAT HE... 259 00:11:05,165 --> 00:11:06,464 WHAT SHE IS DOING. 260 00:11:06,532 --> 00:11:07,666 REALLY? 261 00:11:07,734 --> 00:11:10,301 WHY DON'T YOU PUT YOUR MONEY WHERE YOUR MOUTH IS? 262 00:11:10,370 --> 00:11:11,870 WHERE'S THE PRO-SEX CHANGE EDITORIAL? 263 00:11:11,938 --> 00:11:15,740 WE JUST GOT A CALL ABOUT A SPECIAL P.T.A. MEETING ON FRIDAY. 264 00:11:15,809 --> 00:11:19,744 WE HAVE TO VOTE ON A MOTION TO HAVE A SHOP TEACHER REMOVED. 265 00:11:19,813 --> 00:11:22,446 THE GUY WHO WON BEST TEACHER LAST YEAR. WHAT'S HIS NAME? 266 00:11:22,515 --> 00:11:24,215 DEBRA. 267 00:11:27,821 --> 00:11:30,654 TODAY WE WILL LEARN HOW TO USE THE SCROLL SAW 268 00:11:30,724 --> 00:11:33,157 TO TURN THIS ORDINARY BLOCK OF WOOD 269 00:11:33,226 --> 00:11:36,928 INTO A BEAUTIFULLY CONTOURED DOORSTOP. 270 00:11:38,331 --> 00:11:40,298 YOU THINK MR. DON STILL GETS ANY? 271 00:11:40,366 --> 00:11:41,832 DON'T MAKE ME GO THERE. 272 00:11:41,902 --> 00:11:43,968 GUYS, SHE'S GONNA HEAR YOU. 273 00:11:44,037 --> 00:11:47,471 "SHE"? MAYBE YOU SHOULD JOIN HER ON THE DARK SIDE, HARRIET. 274 00:11:47,540 --> 00:11:48,472 JERKS. 275 00:11:54,347 --> 00:11:55,446 [LAUGHING] 276 00:12:06,727 --> 00:12:08,592 [BELL RINGS] 277 00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:16,000 OH. 278 00:12:16,069 --> 00:12:17,735 THANK YOU. 279 00:12:19,406 --> 00:12:21,705 I JUST WANTED TO SAY THAT I'M SORRY. 280 00:12:21,775 --> 00:12:25,576 THERE ARE A LOT OF JERKS IN THIS CLASS, AND YOU DESERVE BETTER. 281 00:12:25,645 --> 00:12:29,814 AND, UH, I ALSO SAID SOME STUFF, AND I SHOULDN'T HAVE. 282 00:12:29,883 --> 00:12:31,316 I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT. 283 00:12:32,385 --> 00:12:33,317 THAT'S OKAY. 284 00:12:34,920 --> 00:12:37,355 YOU SHOULD, UM... YOU SHOULD FIGHT BACK. 285 00:12:37,423 --> 00:12:39,858 I DON'T THINK THE ADMINISTRATION WOULD AGREE WITH YOU. 286 00:12:39,926 --> 00:12:42,526 THEY CAN'T JUST FIRE YOU. YOU'RE A GREAT TEACHER. 287 00:12:42,595 --> 00:12:44,963 I DID THE RESEARCH, HARRISON, AND THEY CAN. 288 00:12:45,031 --> 00:12:46,797 SO, YOU'RE JUST GONNA TAKE IT? 289 00:12:46,867 --> 00:12:49,767 WELL, MY WIFE AND THREE BOYS SUPPORT ME, 290 00:12:49,835 --> 00:12:52,103 AND THAT'S WHAT REALLY MATTERS. 291 00:12:52,172 --> 00:12:55,739 BUT THANK YOU FOR YOUR SUPPORT AND YOUR IDEALISM. 292 00:12:55,808 --> 00:12:58,776 HOLD ON TO THAT FOR AS LONG AS YOU CAN, SON. 293 00:12:59,879 --> 00:13:01,079 ALL RIGHT. 294 00:13:14,694 --> 00:13:17,128 SAVE OUR TEACHER. SAVE OUR SCHOOL. 295 00:13:17,197 --> 00:13:19,097 SAVE OUR TEACHER. SAVE OUR SCHOOL. 296 00:13:19,165 --> 00:13:21,031 SAVE OUR TEACHER... WHAT'S GOIN' ON? 297 00:13:21,101 --> 00:13:22,667 I'M, UH, STARTING A SIT-IN. 298 00:13:24,104 --> 00:13:25,836 TO SAVE MS. DEBBIE'S JOB. 299 00:13:43,089 --> 00:13:47,058 YOU KNOW, THIS REVAMPED TEACHER'S LOUNGE IS AWESOME. 300 00:13:47,127 --> 00:13:49,627 IT'S KIND OF LIKE NELL'S IN THE '80s. 301 00:13:49,695 --> 00:13:51,262 IT'S THE LEAST I CAN DO. 302 00:13:51,331 --> 00:13:53,131 THE SALARIES THEY KEEP YOU TEACHERS ON 303 00:13:53,200 --> 00:13:54,732 BARELY KEEP YOU IN CAT FOOD. 304 00:13:54,801 --> 00:13:57,635 KLAUS, ANOTHER MOCHACHINO FOR MY FRIEND. 305 00:13:59,472 --> 00:14:01,806 [SNIFFS] WHAT THE HELL IS THAT? 306 00:14:01,875 --> 00:14:03,842 SOMEBODY SMELLS LIKE OLD LADY. 307 00:14:03,910 --> 00:14:06,211 IT'S AVON MUSK, ACTUALLY. 308 00:14:06,279 --> 00:14:07,412 PULL UP A CHAIR. 309 00:14:07,480 --> 00:14:09,180 KLAUS, GET MS. DEBBIE A CUP OF JOSEPHINE. 310 00:14:09,249 --> 00:14:12,050 THEN RUN OUT AND GET HER A CASE OF LADY STETSON. 311 00:14:12,118 --> 00:14:14,385 DON, JUST BECAUSE I'M CURIOUS, 312 00:14:14,454 --> 00:14:16,888 HOW LONG IS THIS CHARADE GONNA GO ON? 313 00:14:16,957 --> 00:14:18,189 IT'S NOT A CHARADE. 314 00:14:18,258 --> 00:14:21,159 TO GET THE OPERATION, TO PASS THE PSYCHIATRIC EVALUATION, 315 00:14:21,228 --> 00:14:24,062 I HAVE TO LIVE AS A WOMAN IN SOCIETY FOR A YEAR. 316 00:14:24,130 --> 00:14:25,729 DON, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU? 317 00:14:25,798 --> 00:14:27,265 WE WENT FISHING TOGETHER, 318 00:14:27,333 --> 00:14:29,933 LIFTED WEIGHTS, BOWLED IN THE SAME LEAGUE. 319 00:14:30,002 --> 00:14:33,371 I CAN STILL DO ALL THOSE THINGS, BOBBI. I'M THE SAME PERSON. 320 00:14:33,440 --> 00:14:36,707 YOU'RE NOT THE SAME PERSON. 321 00:14:36,776 --> 00:14:38,176 YOU TURNED NANCY ON ME, 322 00:14:38,245 --> 00:14:40,344 AND WE DON'T THINK YOU SHOULD TEACH HERE 323 00:14:40,413 --> 00:14:42,780 UNTIL YOU FIGURE OUT WHO THE HELL YOU ARE. 324 00:14:42,848 --> 00:14:44,148 RIGHT, BENNET? 325 00:14:44,217 --> 00:14:47,451 SORRY, BOBBI. I REALLY DON'T WANT TO GET POLITICAL HERE. 326 00:14:47,520 --> 00:14:50,454 YOU'RE THE ONE WHO REQUESTED THE HEARING ON FRIDAY, AREN'T YOU? 327 00:14:50,523 --> 00:14:52,056 PROUD TO SAY I'M A JUDAS, YES. 328 00:14:52,125 --> 00:14:54,725 I FIND YOUR RELATIONSHIPS WITH STUDENTS 329 00:14:54,794 --> 00:14:56,794 TO BE PERVERSE AND UNHEALTHY. 330 00:14:57,863 --> 00:15:00,464 YOU HAVE NO PROOF OF THAT, BOBBI. 331 00:15:00,533 --> 00:15:01,532 YET. 332 00:15:01,601 --> 00:15:03,134 PASS THE BEAR CLAWS. 333 00:15:03,203 --> 00:15:06,304 THANKS FOR THE JOSEPHINE, CHERRY CHERRY. 334 00:15:06,372 --> 00:15:08,972 THIS IS VERY NICE. 335 00:15:14,714 --> 00:15:16,880 SO YOU'RE DOING THIS FOR YOUR MOTHER? 336 00:15:16,949 --> 00:15:20,251 YEAH. NO. I DON'T KNOW. IT'S COMPLICATED. 337 00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:22,653 IT'S ABOUT HER, BUT IT'S ALSO ABOUT ME. 338 00:15:22,722 --> 00:15:24,655 ALL YEAR LONG, ALL WE'VE TALKED ABOUT 339 00:15:24,724 --> 00:15:26,524 IS HOW WE HATE THE POPULAR CREW 340 00:15:26,592 --> 00:15:28,559 FOR MAKING JUDGMENTS BASED PURELY ON EXTERNALS, 341 00:15:28,628 --> 00:15:30,761 FOR JUDGING US BECAUSE WE'RE NOT LIKE THEM. 342 00:15:30,830 --> 00:15:34,332 AND I REALIZED THAT BY DOING NOTHING ABOUT MS. DEBBIE 343 00:15:34,400 --> 00:15:36,734 AND MAKING ALL THE CLEVER, BITING TRANNY REMARKS, 344 00:15:36,802 --> 00:15:40,238 THAT I WAS EVERYTHING I DESPISED, YOU KNOW? 345 00:15:41,574 --> 00:15:43,073 YOU'RE RIGHT. [LILY] WOW. 346 00:15:43,143 --> 00:15:46,077 I MADE FUN OF MS. DEBBIE THE WAY THEY MAKE FUN OF ME. 347 00:15:46,146 --> 00:15:49,113 [CARMEN] CAN YOU IMAGINE BEING MS. DEBBIE RIGHT NOW? 348 00:15:49,182 --> 00:15:51,315 HE MUST FEEL PERSECUTED AND HUNTED. 349 00:15:51,384 --> 00:15:54,418 - JUST LIKE I FEEL WITH NICOLE. - RIGHT. 350 00:15:54,487 --> 00:15:58,623 OH, LOOK, B, THE WANNABE'S HAVE OPENED A TRANSSEXUAL SIGN-UP BOOTH. 351 00:15:58,691 --> 00:16:00,991 HARRISON, YOU LITTLE ROCKY HORROR, CAN I BORROW YOUR FISHNETS? 352 00:16:01,061 --> 00:16:03,962 WHY DON'T YOU ASK BROOKE? IT'S THE RIGHT THING TO DO. 353 00:16:04,030 --> 00:16:05,964 YOU'RE ABOUT BEING POLITICALLY CORRECT, RIGHT? 354 00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:09,733 I HAVE A RIGHT TO BE MYSELF 355 00:16:09,802 --> 00:16:12,136 AND CHOOSE WHO I WANT TO SURROUND MYSELF WITH. 356 00:16:12,205 --> 00:16:14,037 JUST BECAUSE WE HAVE A DIFFERENCE OF OPINION 357 00:16:14,107 --> 00:16:16,674 DOESN'T MEAN THAT WE CAN'T BE CIVIL TO EACH OTHER. 358 00:16:16,742 --> 00:16:18,643 [SCOFFS] 359 00:16:18,711 --> 00:16:20,645 I RESPECT YOUR POINT OF VIEW. 360 00:16:20,713 --> 00:16:22,179 HEY, BROOKE. 361 00:16:22,248 --> 00:16:25,716 DO YOU REMEMBER AT THE DANCE WHEN YOU ASKED ME IF I'D BE 362 00:16:25,785 --> 00:16:27,818 INTERESTED IN YOU IF YOU WEREN'T PRETTY? 363 00:16:27,887 --> 00:16:31,955 YOU WANTED TO KNOW IF I VALUED WHAT WAS INSIDE YOU AS MUCH AS YOUR LOOKS. 364 00:16:32,024 --> 00:16:33,191 HARRISON, WHAT'S YOUR POINT? 365 00:16:33,259 --> 00:16:34,392 MY POINT IS, 366 00:16:34,460 --> 00:16:37,261 EVERY TIME MS. DEBBIE LOOKS AT YOUR EMPTY CHAIR, 367 00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:39,663 SHE FEELS THAT EXACT SAME JUDGMENT FROM YOU. 368 00:16:40,766 --> 00:16:42,300 [SNIFFLES] 369 00:16:47,973 --> 00:16:51,175 - BACK ON POINT, HARRISON. - YOU CAN COUNT ON US. 370 00:16:51,244 --> 00:16:52,476 ABSOLUTELY. 371 00:16:52,545 --> 00:16:53,977 THANKS, GUYS. 372 00:16:58,651 --> 00:17:01,552 I SAY WE TURN THIS HALLWAY INTO A SQUATTERS' CAMP. 373 00:17:01,621 --> 00:17:04,855 YUP, WE CAN GO TO RIGHTWORTH AND GET POSTER BOARDS AND A HIBACHI. 374 00:17:04,924 --> 00:17:07,358 THAT'S THE COMPANY THAT CANNED MY MOM, LIL. 375 00:17:07,427 --> 00:17:09,360 OH. 376 00:17:09,429 --> 00:17:10,394 RIGHT. 377 00:17:10,463 --> 00:17:12,062 IF WE ORGANIZE AND FIGHT SMART, 378 00:17:12,132 --> 00:17:14,165 THEN MAYBE WE CAN PREVENT MS. DEBBIE 379 00:17:14,234 --> 00:17:15,799 FROM FEELING AS BAD AS MY MOM. 380 00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:17,435 MAYBE NOBODY HAS TO FEEL BAD. 381 00:17:17,503 --> 00:17:21,104 I'LL BE BACK. I'VE GOT ONE MORE CLASS TO CATCH. 382 00:17:21,174 --> 00:17:22,806 OKAY. 383 00:17:25,978 --> 00:17:27,578 I'M NOT A FREAK. 384 00:17:27,647 --> 00:17:29,247 I'M NOT A FREAK. 385 00:17:29,315 --> 00:17:30,881 [NICOLE] WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR MOTHER? 386 00:17:30,950 --> 00:17:34,084 SHE ALWAYS GETS THIS WAY IF SHE HAS TO MISS THE VIEW. 387 00:17:34,154 --> 00:17:36,720 [ADAM] MRS. CHERRY? 388 00:17:36,789 --> 00:17:38,556 ARE YOU OKAY? 389 00:17:38,624 --> 00:17:42,993 THERE'S JUST A LOT OF PAIN IN THE WORLD, KIDS. THAT'S ALL. 390 00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:44,128 LISTEN UP. 391 00:17:44,197 --> 00:17:46,730 NOW, AS ANYBODY CAN TELL BY MY STUNNING OUTFIT, 392 00:17:46,799 --> 00:17:48,066 I GOT PLENTY OF MONEY. 393 00:17:48,134 --> 00:17:49,867 BUT IT TAKES MORE THAN DEAD PRESIDENTS 394 00:17:49,935 --> 00:17:51,035 TO PULL OFF A TAKEOVER. 395 00:17:51,104 --> 00:17:52,070 IT TAKES BRAINS. 396 00:17:52,138 --> 00:17:53,771 BRAINS AND THE GUTS TO FIND 397 00:17:53,839 --> 00:17:56,174 THE PERFECT COMPANY THAT'S RIGHT FOR THE KILL. 398 00:17:56,242 --> 00:17:57,441 LET'S HEAR SOME PITCHES. 399 00:17:57,510 --> 00:17:59,643 I PROPOSE WE TAKE OVER RIGHTWORTH. 400 00:17:59,712 --> 00:18:03,947 HOLD UP, MUSHROOM CAP. YOU CAN'T WALTZ INTO MY CLASS LATE AND START BLABBIN'. 401 00:18:04,016 --> 00:18:05,783 I OUGHTA DOCK YOU $200,000. 402 00:18:05,851 --> 00:18:08,652 RIGHTWORTH IS A REALLY GOOD TARGET. 403 00:18:08,721 --> 00:18:12,723 THEIR STOCK'S AT A 52-WEEK LOW. WHAT'S THEIR ACHILLES HEEL? 404 00:18:12,792 --> 00:18:15,493 TERRIBLE DISCRIMINATION PRACTICES. I KNOW ABOUT ONE WRONGFUL TERMINATION. 405 00:18:15,561 --> 00:18:16,560 THERE MAY BE MORE. 406 00:18:16,629 --> 00:18:18,962 - CAN YOU PROVE IT? - ACTUALLY... 407 00:18:19,031 --> 00:18:19,963 NO. 408 00:18:20,032 --> 00:18:21,098 LISTEN, TINY. 409 00:18:21,166 --> 00:18:23,301 LISTEN, ALL OF YOU. NEVER SAY NO. 410 00:18:23,369 --> 00:18:25,603 ESPECIALLY IF YOU GOT CHERRY CHERRY BEHIND YOU 411 00:18:25,671 --> 00:18:27,671 HOLDING HER BANKBOOK AND WEARING 412 00:18:27,740 --> 00:18:28,939 STEEL-TOED COW PADDY KICKERS. 413 00:18:29,008 --> 00:18:30,774 LET'S TAKE 'EM OUT. ALICE! 414 00:18:30,843 --> 00:18:35,513 EXECUTE A BUY ORDER FOR 200,000 SHARES OF RIGHTWORTH AT MARKET VALUE. ASAP! 415 00:18:35,581 --> 00:18:37,482 YES, MA'AM. 416 00:18:39,985 --> 00:18:42,486 [CARMEN] WE HAVE ALMOST TEN SIGNATURES. 417 00:18:42,555 --> 00:18:44,221 300 MORE, AND WE'RE IN BUSINESS. 418 00:18:44,290 --> 00:18:47,024 WE'LL PRESENT THEM AT FRIDAY'S BOARD MEETING TO SHOW THAT 419 00:18:47,092 --> 00:18:49,359 THIS SCHOOL'S STUDENTS WILL NOT TOLERATE DISCRIMINATION. 420 00:18:49,429 --> 00:18:52,095 I'M GONNA PHOTOCOPY MORE FLIERS AND PICK UP MARSHMALLOWS 421 00:18:52,165 --> 00:18:53,931 SO WE CAN MAKE S'MORES. 422 00:18:53,999 --> 00:18:54,932 HARRISON. 423 00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:57,000 MOM? WHY ARE YOU HERE? 424 00:18:57,069 --> 00:18:59,403 PRINCIPAL HALL CALLED ME DOWN TO HER OFFICE 425 00:18:59,472 --> 00:19:01,304 TO DISCUSS YOUR LEGAL RIGHTS. 426 00:19:03,743 --> 00:19:06,644 SO NOW YOU'VE BECOME A REVOLUTIONARY ALL OF A SUDDEN? 427 00:19:06,712 --> 00:19:08,446 I'M TIRED OF PEOPLE BEING PUNISHED 428 00:19:08,514 --> 00:19:09,480 JUST FOR BEING THEMSELVES. 429 00:19:09,549 --> 00:19:11,215 I'M NOT GONNA STAND FOR IT. 430 00:19:11,284 --> 00:19:13,784 I WILL NOT HAVE YOU SCREW UP YOUR EDUCATION 431 00:19:13,853 --> 00:19:15,185 FIGHTING FOR SOME HOPELESS CAUSE. 432 00:19:15,255 --> 00:19:17,155 YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GETTING INTO. 433 00:19:17,223 --> 00:19:18,723 PEOPLE REALLY DON'T LIKE 434 00:19:18,791 --> 00:19:21,292 HAVING THEIR PREJUDICES EXPOSED. THAT'S TOO BAD. 435 00:19:21,361 --> 00:19:24,362 I'M NOT GONNA STOP TELLING THE TRUTH UNTIL SOMEBODY HEARS ME. 436 00:19:24,430 --> 00:19:26,397 WELL, PRINCIPAL HALL HAS HEARD YOU. 437 00:19:26,466 --> 00:19:27,465 GOOD. 438 00:19:29,969 --> 00:19:33,904 DIDN'T I SEE YOU TWO WEEKS AGO AT THE MELISSA ETHERIDGE CONCERT? 439 00:19:33,973 --> 00:19:35,673 MISS GLASS, SIR, THIS IS MY MOTHER. 440 00:19:35,741 --> 00:19:40,010 GREAT. THEN I'LL KILL TWO BIRDS WITH ONE STONE. 441 00:19:40,079 --> 00:19:41,078 HARRISON, 442 00:19:41,146 --> 00:19:42,513 BE AWARE, SPORT. 443 00:19:42,582 --> 00:19:46,083 IF YOU CONTINUE TO PLAY U.S.A. FOR AFRICA IN THESE HALLS, 444 00:19:46,152 --> 00:19:47,451 YOU'RE GOIN' DOWN. 445 00:19:48,588 --> 00:19:50,053 WAI-- 446 00:19:51,257 --> 00:19:53,391 [JANE] LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT. 447 00:19:53,459 --> 00:19:55,893 YOU'RE PLANNING A SIT-IN AT KENNEDY HIGH 448 00:19:55,962 --> 00:19:57,761 TO HELP SAVE MS. DEBBIE'S JOB. 449 00:19:57,830 --> 00:20:00,097 WELL, I APPLAUD THE SENTIMENT, SAM, 450 00:20:00,165 --> 00:20:03,401 BUT I DON'T THINK A STRIKE IS THE WAY TO GO. 451 00:20:03,469 --> 00:20:05,703 WE NEED TO DO SOMETHING TO ATTRACT ATTENTION. 452 00:20:05,772 --> 00:20:07,871 A SHOP TEACHER IN CHIFFON WOULD TAKE CARE OF THAT. 453 00:20:07,940 --> 00:20:10,608 YOU THINK THIS IS A JOKE, DON'T YOU? 454 00:20:10,677 --> 00:20:12,776 I ACTUALLY THINK IT'S VERY SERIOUS. 455 00:20:12,845 --> 00:20:15,278 I DON'T THINK THIS IS A TRANSITION THAT HE... 456 00:20:15,347 --> 00:20:16,314 SHE-- WHATEVER-- 457 00:20:16,382 --> 00:20:18,949 NEEDS TO BE MAKING IN FRONT OF STUDENTS. 458 00:20:19,018 --> 00:20:21,118 YOU'RE GONNA VOTE AGAINST HIM, AREN'T YOU? 459 00:20:22,355 --> 00:20:24,054 LET'S JUST HAVE DINNER. 460 00:20:24,123 --> 00:20:25,556 WE'LL DISCUSS IT LATER. 461 00:20:25,625 --> 00:20:28,259 THIS IS NOT COLLEGE THIS MAN IS TEACHING. IT IS HIGH SCHOOL. 462 00:20:28,328 --> 00:20:30,861 THESE KIDS ARE DEALING WITH IDENTITY PROBLEMS OF THEIR OWN. 463 00:20:30,930 --> 00:20:32,696 [JANE] WHO ARE YOU TRYING TO PROTECT? 464 00:20:32,765 --> 00:20:35,533 CHANGES ARE HAPPENING AROUND THESE KIDS ALL THE TIME. 465 00:20:35,601 --> 00:20:38,602 IF A TEACHER WANTED TO GET DIVORCED IN THE MIDDLE OF A SEMESTER 466 00:20:38,671 --> 00:20:41,271 OR REMARRIED, SHOULD WE FIRE THEM? 467 00:20:41,341 --> 00:20:45,643 THERE WAS A TIME WHEN A WOMAN COULDN'T WALK IN FRONT OF A CLASSROOM OF KIDS PREGNANT. 468 00:20:45,711 --> 00:20:49,413 WHAT YEAR DO YOU WANNA GO BACK TO? 1871? 469 00:20:49,482 --> 00:20:52,883 THIS PERSON IS CLEARLY UNDER GREAT EMOTIONAL STRAIN 470 00:20:52,952 --> 00:20:54,985 AND MOST LIKELY VERY CONFUSED. 471 00:20:57,289 --> 00:20:58,889 NO, DADDY, HE'S NOT. 472 00:21:00,560 --> 00:21:01,892 YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S CONFUSED. 473 00:21:01,961 --> 00:21:06,430 SAM, I WANNA HELP MS. DEBBIE SAVE HER JOB. 474 00:21:07,833 --> 00:21:09,600 WHAT CAN I DO? 475 00:21:16,876 --> 00:21:18,276 [BLARING] 476 00:21:18,344 --> 00:21:21,512 PEOPLE. PEOPLE. MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION? 477 00:21:21,581 --> 00:21:23,146 NOW COMES THE HARD PART. 478 00:21:23,215 --> 00:21:25,348 THE ADMINISTRATION'S GONNA TRY AND SAY 479 00:21:25,417 --> 00:21:27,350 THAT WE'RE "CREATING A DISTURBANCE." 480 00:21:27,419 --> 00:21:32,022 THEY'RE GONNA TRY AND FORCE US TO STOP SUPPORTING OUR WOMAN 481 00:21:32,091 --> 00:21:34,292 AND INSTEAD START LISTENING TO THE MAN. 482 00:21:34,360 --> 00:21:36,661 [WIND WHISTLING] 483 00:21:36,729 --> 00:21:38,596 I'D LIKE TO TURN THE FLOOR OVER 484 00:21:38,665 --> 00:21:40,798 TO OUR CHIEF INFORMATION OFFICER, MISS LILY ESPOSITO, 485 00:21:40,866 --> 00:21:42,766 WHO CAN TELL US WHAT TO EXPECT TODAY. 486 00:21:42,835 --> 00:21:44,435 LET'S SHOW SOME LOVE FOR LILY! 487 00:21:44,504 --> 00:21:47,705 YEAH! GO, LILY! 488 00:21:47,773 --> 00:21:50,674 [APPLAUSE CONTINUES] 489 00:21:50,743 --> 00:21:53,343 [FEEDBACK FROM BULLHORN] 490 00:21:53,413 --> 00:21:55,946 I'VE DONE A LOT OF RESEARCH 491 00:21:56,015 --> 00:21:58,548 ON NONVIOLENT DEMONSTRATIONS, 492 00:21:58,618 --> 00:22:00,417 AND I HAVE TO WARN YOU, 493 00:22:00,485 --> 00:22:02,720 THEY DON'T ALWAYS END NONVIOLENTLY. 494 00:22:02,788 --> 00:22:04,154 THEY COULD SUSPEND US. 495 00:22:04,223 --> 00:22:07,758 THEY COULD DRIVE US OUT OF HERE BY FORCE. 496 00:22:07,827 --> 00:22:12,162 THESE PEOPLE ARE NOT ABOVE USING CROWD CONTROL MEASURES 497 00:22:12,231 --> 00:22:15,999 SUCH AS TEAR GAS OR EVEN THE AQUA RAM. 498 00:22:16,068 --> 00:22:18,869 AQUA RAM? IS THAT THE SWIM TEAM? 499 00:22:18,938 --> 00:22:21,339 IT'S LIKE A FIRE HOSE, ONLY MORE BLOODY. 500 00:22:21,407 --> 00:22:23,874 WE DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY'LL DO. 501 00:22:23,943 --> 00:22:26,309 WE JUST KNOW THEY'LL DO SOMETHING. 502 00:22:27,412 --> 00:22:28,679 OH, MY GOD. 503 00:22:31,250 --> 00:22:33,483 ♪♪ [GUITAR] 504 00:22:33,552 --> 00:22:34,752 I'M SO TIRED. 505 00:22:36,756 --> 00:22:39,690 WHAT'S THE OFFICIAL NONVIOLENT POSITION ON NAPPING? 506 00:22:39,759 --> 00:22:41,391 [LILY] I DON'T GET IT. 507 00:22:41,461 --> 00:22:44,895 WHY WOULD THE ADMINISTRATION JUST IGNORE US? 508 00:22:44,964 --> 00:22:47,698 [HARRISON] HANG IN THERE, GUYS. WE GOTTA KEEP THE FAITH. 509 00:22:47,767 --> 00:22:49,833 THIS COULD BE IT! POSITIONS, EVERYBODY! 510 00:22:49,902 --> 00:22:52,970 [RUMBLING] 511 00:22:57,342 --> 00:22:59,677 YOU KIDS SETTIN' UP FOR A SQUARE DANCE? 512 00:22:59,745 --> 00:23:03,547 ARE YOU REPRESENTING YOURSELF OR THE ADMINISTRATION? 513 00:23:03,616 --> 00:23:06,550 THE ADMINISTRATION ISN'T LOOKING FOR A CLASH. 514 00:23:06,619 --> 00:23:09,420 PUBLICITY IS WHAT YOU'RE AFTER AND, BOO-HOO, JANE FONDA, 515 00:23:09,489 --> 00:23:11,221 YOU'RE NOT GONNA GET ANY. 516 00:23:11,290 --> 00:23:15,859 BUT IF YOU'RE LOOKIN' FOR A KICK-ASS SQUARE DANCE CALLER, 517 00:23:15,928 --> 00:23:17,528 I COULD BE PERSUADED. 518 00:23:17,597 --> 00:23:18,896 ♪ ALAMAN LEFT, ALAMAN RIGHT ♪ 519 00:23:18,964 --> 00:23:22,099 ♪ SWING WITH THE OPPOSITE LADY SWING THAT LADY ROUND ♪ 520 00:23:22,167 --> 00:23:24,434 ♪ THEN PROMENADE ♪ 521 00:23:24,504 --> 00:23:27,004 GUYS, BOBBI GLASS IS RIGHT. WE NEED PUBLICITY. 522 00:23:27,072 --> 00:23:28,271 [BROOKE] HEY, GUYS, 523 00:23:28,340 --> 00:23:30,908 WHAT ABOUT THAT WINDBAG ON CHANNEL 8? 524 00:23:30,976 --> 00:23:32,976 WHAT'S HIS NAME? OH, GARY'S CORNER. 525 00:23:33,045 --> 00:23:35,578 HE FIGHTS ALL WRONGS. I KNOW THAT GUY. 526 00:23:35,647 --> 00:23:38,315 I CALLED HIM TO COVER MY FROG DISSECTION PROTEST. 527 00:23:38,383 --> 00:23:39,783 I HAVE HIS NUMBER. 528 00:23:41,954 --> 00:23:44,788 HI. UM, THIS IS LILY FROM KENNEDY HIGH. 529 00:23:44,857 --> 00:23:46,123 I NEED TO SPEAK TO GARY. 530 00:23:46,192 --> 00:23:48,291 I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS. SHE KNOWS HIM. 531 00:23:48,360 --> 00:23:50,427 WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE'S ALREADY AT KENNEDY? 532 00:23:51,864 --> 00:23:53,430 WELCOME TO GARY'S CORNER! 533 00:23:53,499 --> 00:23:55,165 WE FIGHT THE WRONGS! 534 00:23:55,234 --> 00:23:57,668 BUT TODAY, WE'RE SPOTLIGHTING A RIGHT! 535 00:23:57,737 --> 00:24:01,104 WITH ME IS BILLIONAIRESS CHERRY CHERRY 536 00:24:01,173 --> 00:24:05,042 WITH HER NEW INNOVATIVE CURRICULUM IN HOME ECONOMICS. 537 00:24:05,111 --> 00:24:08,011 MS. CHERRY IS GONNA TEACH OUR KIDS HOW TO INVEST 538 00:24:08,080 --> 00:24:11,949 IN THE ECONOMY, WHICH IS GOOD FOR US AND GOOD FOR AMERICA. 539 00:24:12,017 --> 00:24:14,551 GIVE ME THAT MIKE. YOU TALK TOO MUCH. 540 00:24:14,619 --> 00:24:17,087 HI. WELCOME TO ANOTHER EDITION OF GARY'S CORNER, 541 00:24:17,156 --> 00:24:18,488 STARRING ME, CHERRY CHERRY. 542 00:24:18,558 --> 00:24:19,923 MOVING ON. 543 00:24:19,992 --> 00:24:22,525 WE HAVE THE CEO OF RIGHTWORTH AS OUR GUEST TODAY. 544 00:24:22,594 --> 00:24:24,361 GIVE IT UP FOR MR. HAROLD BEAN. 545 00:24:25,831 --> 00:24:27,630 IT'S MY PLEASURE. 546 00:24:27,699 --> 00:24:31,101 YOU CAN SWEET-TALK ALL YOU WANT, WEASEL, BUT VIEWERS NEED TO KNOW 547 00:24:31,170 --> 00:24:34,271 YOU'RE HERE TODAY BECAUSE MY KIDS BOUGHT YOUR COMPANY. 548 00:24:34,339 --> 00:24:36,940 LIKE IT OR NOT, YOUR JOB'S ON THE LINE. 549 00:24:37,009 --> 00:24:40,510 WE'VE GOT QUESTIONS FOR YOU TO SEE IF WE SHOULD KEEP YOU ON. 550 00:24:40,580 --> 00:24:44,648 MR. BEAN, I WAS ALWAYS TAUGHT THAT A SUCCESSFUL COMPANY IS A HAPPY COMPANY. 551 00:24:44,717 --> 00:24:46,951 HOW'S THE MORALE AMONG YOUR EMPLOYEES? 552 00:24:47,019 --> 00:24:48,318 WELL, UH, 553 00:24:48,387 --> 00:24:51,554 EMPLOYEE RELATIONS ARE OF THE UTMOST IMPORTANCE AT RIGHTWORTH. 554 00:24:51,624 --> 00:24:55,492 THAT'S WHY WE GIVE A 5% DISCOUNT TO ALL OUR EMPLOYEES. 555 00:24:55,560 --> 00:24:56,727 EXCEPT ON LIQUOR. 556 00:24:56,796 --> 00:24:57,728 [ADAM] THAT'S NICE. 557 00:24:57,797 --> 00:24:59,362 BUT ACCORDING TO EMPLOYMENT RECORDS, 558 00:24:59,431 --> 00:25:02,165 YOU ALSO DISCRIMINATE AGAINST MINORITIES AND PEOPLE OF COLOR. 559 00:25:04,636 --> 00:25:05,803 WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? 560 00:25:05,871 --> 00:25:07,237 [CHERRY] LOOK. ANOTHER QUESTION. 561 00:25:07,306 --> 00:25:09,973 AND THIS ONE'S FROM MY SWEET LITTLE GIRL. 562 00:25:10,042 --> 00:25:12,475 THANK YOU, MAMA. 563 00:25:12,545 --> 00:25:16,146 MR. BEAN-A-WORTH, HOW DO YOU PLEAD TO THE CHARGE 564 00:25:16,215 --> 00:25:21,251 THAT YOU WRONGFULLY EXTERMINATED A LESBIAN LADY. 565 00:25:22,889 --> 00:25:25,689 OH, I'M SORRY, MAMA. TERMINATED? 566 00:25:25,758 --> 00:25:28,191 SHE'S NOT SMART OR PRETTY, BUT SHE'S LOYAL AS A ROTTWEILER. 567 00:25:28,260 --> 00:25:30,728 WE DIDN'T WRONGFULLY TERMINATE ANYONE. 568 00:25:30,796 --> 00:25:34,231 YES, YOU DID, BOBBY BIGOT, AND I JUST AIRED YOUR DIRTY DISCRIMINATION LAUNDRY 569 00:25:34,299 --> 00:25:36,399 TO THE WHOLE WORLD, WHICH YOU DESERVED. 570 00:25:36,468 --> 00:25:37,868 YOU'RE FIRED. 571 00:25:37,937 --> 00:25:39,970 FAKE, STUPID ANCHORPEOPLE, BACK TO YOU. 572 00:25:47,146 --> 00:25:48,812 MR. BENNET, HAVE YOU SEEN THE MEDIA? 573 00:25:48,881 --> 00:25:50,580 WE NEED THEM TO SAVE MS. DEBBIE. 574 00:25:50,650 --> 00:25:52,415 I THINK THEY WERE IN HOME EC. 575 00:25:52,484 --> 00:25:56,186 YOU FIND MS. DEBBIE. I'LL STALL THE JIVE TURKEY MEDIA. 576 00:25:56,255 --> 00:25:58,288 MR. BENNET, WE COULD ALSO USE YOU. 577 00:25:58,357 --> 00:26:01,091 [HARRISON] WE WERE THINKING YOU COULD SPEAK OUT WITH US. 578 00:26:01,160 --> 00:26:04,862 IF A FACULTY MEMBER WHO'S ALSO A MINORITY JOINED US, THEN... 579 00:26:04,931 --> 00:26:08,031 I'M GONNA HAVE TO DECLINE. THIS IS TOUGH STUFF. 580 00:26:08,100 --> 00:26:09,933 YES, I LIKE MS. DEBBIE. 581 00:26:10,002 --> 00:26:12,802 ALSO, YES, I'M AFRAID TO LOSE MY JOB. 582 00:26:12,872 --> 00:26:15,538 I-I'M OUT. 583 00:26:15,608 --> 00:26:16,907 THAT WAS MY OWN BATTLE, 584 00:26:16,976 --> 00:26:19,309 BUT I DON'T THINK THE LAST SHOT'S BEEN FIRED. 585 00:26:19,378 --> 00:26:21,344 I THOUGHT JOURNALISTS, ROLE MODELS, 586 00:26:21,413 --> 00:26:23,380 RISKED SAFETY ALL THE TIME TO DO WHAT'S RIGHT. 587 00:26:23,448 --> 00:26:24,915 I'M NOT THE STORY HERE. 588 00:26:24,984 --> 00:26:27,450 THE PERSON YOU NEED ON BOARD IS MS. DEBBIE. 589 00:26:27,519 --> 00:26:29,019 SHE'S YOUR STAR WITNESS. 590 00:26:29,088 --> 00:26:31,821 WHAT YOU GUYS NEED TO SHOW THE MEDIA 591 00:26:31,891 --> 00:26:33,891 IS WHERE DOES MS. DEBBIE STAND? 592 00:26:44,436 --> 00:26:47,871 [SCREAMS] 593 00:26:50,576 --> 00:26:53,310 RELAX, MARY CHERRY. HE'S HIDEOUS, NOT DANGEROUS. 594 00:26:53,378 --> 00:26:55,245 [MARY] OH, I'M SORRY, NIC, 595 00:26:55,314 --> 00:26:58,648 BUT SEEING THIS LADY WITH A WEE WILLY WINKY HAS TRAUMATIZED ME. 596 00:26:58,718 --> 00:27:01,318 HOW WILL I SLEEP AT NIGHT? [DEBBIE] I-I'M SORRY. 597 00:27:01,386 --> 00:27:04,287 I DIDN'T MEAN TO STARTLE YOU. I'LL JUST WAIT OUTSIDE. 598 00:27:04,356 --> 00:27:06,123 WAIT. 599 00:27:10,529 --> 00:27:13,696 FOR THE FIRST TIME, MY SENSE OF STYLE 600 00:27:13,765 --> 00:27:16,166 HAS TO OVERRIDE MY CHRISTIAN CONVICTIONS. 601 00:27:16,235 --> 00:27:18,035 I WOULD BE BETRAYIN' MY OATH 602 00:27:18,103 --> 00:27:20,904 AS A GLAMAZON IF I LET YOU WALK OUT OF HERE 603 00:27:20,973 --> 00:27:22,640 LOOKIN' LIKE TEN MILES OF BAD ROAD. 604 00:27:22,708 --> 00:27:26,009 I'M JUST BAD AT THIS FROO-FROO STUFF. 605 00:27:26,078 --> 00:27:28,245 CAN I ASK YOU GIRLS A QUESTION? 606 00:27:30,415 --> 00:27:34,117 HOW DO YOU ALWAYS LOOK SO BEAUTIFUL AND OVERLY MADE-UP 607 00:27:34,186 --> 00:27:35,452 LIKE EXPENSIVE CALL GIRLS? 608 00:27:36,856 --> 00:27:40,557 WELL, MS. DEBBIE, STOP. I'M BLUSHIN'. 609 00:27:40,625 --> 00:27:42,159 AND THAT SHADE OF BLUSH 610 00:27:42,227 --> 00:27:43,660 HAPPENS TO BE THE PERFECT COLOR 611 00:27:43,728 --> 00:27:45,395 THAT WOULD OFFSET YOUR EYES, MS. DEB. 612 00:27:45,464 --> 00:27:47,865 MS. DEBBIE, SIT... 613 00:27:47,933 --> 00:27:48,999 AND LEARN. 614 00:27:49,068 --> 00:27:52,469 ♪♪ [HARP] 615 00:27:52,537 --> 00:27:55,973 I CALL THIS SUCCESSFUL MAKEOVER "UNCLE MILTIE BE GONE." 616 00:27:56,041 --> 00:27:58,341 REMEMBER, ONLY I LOOK GOOD IN GREEN EYE SHADOW. 617 00:27:58,410 --> 00:27:59,977 BYE, HON. 618 00:28:07,419 --> 00:28:08,852 I GOTCHA NOW, DONNY BOY. 619 00:28:11,056 --> 00:28:12,990 JUST WAIT TILL THE P.T.A. COMMITTEE HEARS THIS. 620 00:28:13,058 --> 00:28:16,259 SEEING THIS LADY WITH A WEE WILLY WINKY HAS TRAUMATIZED ME. 621 00:28:16,328 --> 00:28:18,261 HOW WILL I SLEEP AT... 622 00:28:19,899 --> 00:28:21,899 I KNEW YOU COULDN'T RESIST THIS PLACE. 623 00:28:21,967 --> 00:28:24,834 SITTING DOWN WHILE YOU PEE IS OVERRATED, DON. KNOW THAT. 624 00:28:26,771 --> 00:28:29,239 WHY DO YOU HATE ME SO MUCH, BOBBI? 625 00:28:29,308 --> 00:28:31,775 I THINK YOU HATE ME BECAUSE ALL THIS HITS 626 00:28:31,844 --> 00:28:34,178 A LITTLE TOO CLOSE TO HOME, DOESN'T IT? 627 00:28:34,246 --> 00:28:36,213 YOU COULD MAKE THE LEAP, TOO, BOB. 628 00:28:36,281 --> 00:28:39,016 JUST BE AWARE OF THE CONSEQUENCES. 629 00:28:39,084 --> 00:28:40,950 LIKE LOSING GOOD FRIENDS. 630 00:28:53,532 --> 00:28:55,365 HEY! MS. DEBBIE, GREAT NEWS! 631 00:28:55,434 --> 00:28:59,636 WE'VE GOT A NEWS CREW INTERESTED IN YOUR STORY. THEY JUST NEED FIVE MINUTES. 632 00:28:59,704 --> 00:29:02,305 LOOK, YOU GUYS, I APPRECIATE EVERYTHING, 633 00:29:02,374 --> 00:29:04,942 BUT THE LAST THING I NEED TO DO IS PUT MY FAMILY 634 00:29:05,010 --> 00:29:06,443 THROUGH A MESSY PUBLIC SPECTACLE. 635 00:29:06,512 --> 00:29:07,644 THEY'RE GOING THROUGH ENOUGH. 636 00:29:07,712 --> 00:29:09,312 YOU WON'T TALK TO THE MEDIA? 637 00:29:09,381 --> 00:29:10,380 DEFINITELY NOT. 638 00:29:12,517 --> 00:29:14,251 BUT, MS. DEBBIE, 639 00:29:14,319 --> 00:29:16,786 THE REPORTERS, THE CAMERA PEOPLE, 640 00:29:16,855 --> 00:29:18,756 THEY'RE ALREADY HERE. 641 00:29:18,824 --> 00:29:19,923 THEY'RE RIGHT OUTSIDE? YEAH. 642 00:29:19,992 --> 00:29:21,925 NO, I DON'T WANT THIS. OKAY. 643 00:29:21,994 --> 00:29:23,726 UH... 644 00:29:23,795 --> 00:29:26,229 WE MAY HAVE A PROBLEM. 645 00:29:29,034 --> 00:29:31,534 WHERE THE HELL IS HE? SHE! 646 00:29:31,603 --> 00:29:32,569 THERE SHE IS! 647 00:29:32,637 --> 00:29:33,570 [LILY] MS. DEBBIE! 648 00:29:34,907 --> 00:29:36,005 [LILY] MS. DEBBIE! 649 00:29:38,844 --> 00:29:43,280 - HI. DO YOU LIKE MY HAT? - OH, YOU'RE ONE FOXY TRANNY. 650 00:29:43,348 --> 00:29:44,747 THANK YOU. 651 00:29:51,423 --> 00:29:54,224 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID THIS. THIS IS REALLY BAD. 652 00:29:54,293 --> 00:29:57,460 WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF THE MEDIA WAS CAMPED OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE? 653 00:29:57,529 --> 00:29:59,596 HOUNDING YOU? MAKING YOU FEEL LIKE A PRISONER? 654 00:29:59,664 --> 00:30:01,031 I'M SORRY. OKAY? 655 00:30:01,100 --> 00:30:05,635 WE HAD NO IDEA THEY WOULD AMBUSH MS. DEBBIE'S HOUSE LIKE THAT. 656 00:30:05,704 --> 00:30:10,073 LOOK, UH, YOU CAN STAY HERE UNTIL AFTER THE 11:00 NEWS, 657 00:30:10,142 --> 00:30:12,409 AND THEY'LL PROBABLY PACK IT IN AFTER THAT. 658 00:30:12,478 --> 00:30:14,511 THAT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN, SON. 659 00:30:14,579 --> 00:30:15,845 MY WIFE JUST SAID 660 00:30:15,914 --> 00:30:18,715 THREE NEWS CREWS HAVE SHOWN UP IN THE LAST HALF HOUR. 661 00:30:18,783 --> 00:30:21,584 THEY'RE SHINING THE LIGHTS IN THE PLACE. 662 00:30:21,653 --> 00:30:23,153 THEY'RE TERRIFYING HER. 663 00:30:23,222 --> 00:30:26,123 SHE'S A VERY SHY, SWEET WOMAN. 664 00:30:26,191 --> 00:30:27,324 SHE DOESN'T DESERVE THIS. 665 00:30:27,392 --> 00:30:29,392 I TOLD HER WE'D KEEP THIS PRIVATE, 666 00:30:29,461 --> 00:30:31,494 DEAL WITH IT AS A FAMILY. 667 00:30:31,563 --> 00:30:33,630 MY YOUNGEST SON, MIKE, 668 00:30:33,698 --> 00:30:35,799 IS A FRESHMAN IN COLLEGE OVER AT UCLA. 669 00:30:35,868 --> 00:30:38,735 HE'S IN A FRAT. YOU KNOW WHAT THEY'LL DO TO HIM? 670 00:30:38,803 --> 00:30:40,703 IF I FIGHT THIS BATTLE PUBLICLY, 671 00:30:40,772 --> 00:30:43,407 EVERYBODY LOSES. 672 00:30:43,475 --> 00:30:46,476 LOOK, IT'S NOT OVER UNTIL IT'S OVER. 673 00:30:46,545 --> 00:30:50,180 THERE'S STILL A CHANCE THE P.T.A. MEETING COULD GO OUR WAY. 674 00:30:50,249 --> 00:30:51,681 I'M NOT GOING TO THAT. 675 00:30:51,750 --> 00:30:54,184 - WHAT? - I DON'T BLAME YOU, DEBBIE. 676 00:30:55,787 --> 00:30:58,888 THOSE PEOPLE JUST CAN'T UNDERSTAND. 677 00:30:58,958 --> 00:31:01,858 IF NEITHER ONE OF YOU WANT TO FIGHT, FINE. 678 00:31:01,926 --> 00:31:03,260 I'M OUT, TOO, OKAY? 679 00:31:03,329 --> 00:31:06,196 I'M DONE WITH THIS. BUT I WAS JUST TRYING TO HELP. 680 00:31:09,201 --> 00:31:10,534 [DOOR SLAMS] 681 00:31:17,309 --> 00:31:18,976 [JANE] "GENDERNAUT"? 682 00:31:19,044 --> 00:31:20,978 MAKES MS. DEBBIE SOUND LIKE AN ALIEN. TOTALLY. 683 00:31:21,046 --> 00:31:22,078 [MIKE] GOOD MORNING. 684 00:31:23,482 --> 00:31:25,782 [CLEARS THROAT] 685 00:31:25,850 --> 00:31:28,085 IF I'M GONNA BE IN THE DOGHOUSE 686 00:31:28,153 --> 00:31:29,919 FOR VOTING WITH MY CONSCIENCE, FINE. 687 00:31:29,989 --> 00:31:31,154 SO BE IT. 688 00:31:31,223 --> 00:31:33,456 [JANE] LOOK, MIKE, 689 00:31:33,525 --> 00:31:36,759 I KNOW THAT, AS A MAN, WHEN YOU HEAR THAT ANOTHER MAN, 690 00:31:36,828 --> 00:31:39,930 IN A SKIRT, NO LESS, IS TEACHING YOUR DAUGHTERS, IT'S A LITTLE THREATENING. 691 00:31:39,999 --> 00:31:41,464 IT'S MORE THAN THREATENING. 692 00:31:41,533 --> 00:31:42,832 IT-IT-IT'S... UGH! 693 00:31:42,902 --> 00:31:44,367 WRONG? 694 00:31:44,436 --> 00:31:46,803 WHO ARE WE TO JUDGE THAT? 695 00:31:46,872 --> 00:31:49,772 WE HAD THIS EXACT SAME CONVERSATION WITH OUR PARENTS 696 00:31:49,841 --> 00:31:51,941 THAT WE ARE NOW HAVING WITH OUR DAUGHTERS, 697 00:31:52,011 --> 00:31:53,977 ONLY THEN, WHEN WE WERE THE SELF-RIGHTEOUS ONES 698 00:31:54,046 --> 00:31:55,912 WHO KNEW EVERYTHING, WHAT WERE THE CAUSES? 699 00:31:55,981 --> 00:31:57,480 FEMINISM? CIVIL RIGHTS? 700 00:31:57,549 --> 00:31:59,882 AS I RECALL, YOU TOLD ME A STORY 701 00:31:59,951 --> 00:32:02,285 ABOUT A CERTAIN THANKSGIVING WHERE YOU WALKED AWAY 702 00:32:02,354 --> 00:32:03,786 FROM YOUR GRANDFATHER'S HOUSE 703 00:32:03,855 --> 00:32:06,656 BECAUSE HE REFERRED TO A BLACK PERSON AS THE "N" WORD. 704 00:32:06,725 --> 00:32:08,858 THAT IS TOTALLY DIFFERENT FROM THIS SITUATION, JANE. 705 00:32:08,928 --> 00:32:10,260 WHAT THIS SITUATION IS ABOUT, 706 00:32:10,329 --> 00:32:13,730 TO ME, SEEMS AS VERY CLEAR AND VERY SIMPLE. 707 00:32:13,798 --> 00:32:17,234 I WANT MY KIDS TO JUDGE PEOPLE BY WHAT THEY STAND FOR 708 00:32:17,302 --> 00:32:19,068 AND NOT WHAT THEY STAND IN. 709 00:32:24,409 --> 00:32:26,610 [SCOFFS] WHAT? 710 00:32:29,214 --> 00:32:30,680 THIS NEW DUDE SUCKS. 711 00:32:30,749 --> 00:32:32,682 HE NAILED ME WITH A "C" 712 00:32:32,751 --> 00:32:34,917 'CAUSE I DIDN'T SPECIFY THE DIMENSIONS ON MY TISSUE DISPENSER. 713 00:32:34,986 --> 00:32:37,220 - WHAT? - SHH! 714 00:32:37,289 --> 00:32:39,556 WHAT A CHUMP. MS. DEBBIE WOULD'VE NEVER DONE THAT. 715 00:32:39,624 --> 00:32:43,693 MS. DEBBIE GOT HER FREAK ON, BUT AT LEAST SHE WAS COOL. 716 00:32:51,503 --> 00:32:54,338 ANY MORE SPACE ON THAT PETITION, HARRISON? 717 00:32:54,406 --> 00:32:55,838 WE WANT MS. DEBBIE BACK. 718 00:32:55,907 --> 00:32:57,407 WE WANNA JOIN THE FIGHT. 719 00:32:57,476 --> 00:32:59,409 MUUMUU NIGHTMARES BE DAMNED, BRO. 720 00:32:59,478 --> 00:33:00,943 [HARRISON] WHY? 721 00:33:01,013 --> 00:33:02,745 HUH? WHY NOW? [NICOLE] WELL, 722 00:33:02,814 --> 00:33:05,748 AFTER OUR MAKEOVER, SHE REALLY ISN'T THAT BAD-LOOKING ANYMORE. 723 00:33:05,817 --> 00:33:08,685 YOU'RE A DAY LATE AND A DOLLAR SHORT. 724 00:33:08,753 --> 00:33:10,687 THE REVOLUTION WILL NOT BE TELEVISED. IT'S NOT HAPPENING. 725 00:33:10,755 --> 00:33:12,689 MS. DEBBIE'S ON LEAVE UNTIL TONIGHT'S HEARING, 726 00:33:12,757 --> 00:33:14,291 WHICH SHE ISN'T SHOWING UP FOR. 727 00:33:14,359 --> 00:33:17,527 SO THERE WILL BE NO PRESENCE AT THE MEETING TO FIGHT FOR. 728 00:33:17,596 --> 00:33:19,028 IT'S OVER. 729 00:33:19,098 --> 00:33:22,532 JOE, YOU HUSH YOUR WET, SEXY, PETULANT-LIPPED MOUTH. 730 00:33:22,601 --> 00:33:24,601 IF THERE'S ONE THING MY MAMA TAUGHT ME, 731 00:33:24,669 --> 00:33:26,403 IT'S NOT OVER TILL SHE SAYS SO. 732 00:33:26,471 --> 00:33:28,037 WHAT SIZE FOOT YOU GOT, JOE? 733 00:33:28,107 --> 00:33:29,506 [HORSE WHINNYING] 734 00:33:37,449 --> 00:33:39,783 [ROBIN] EXCUSE ME. 735 00:33:39,851 --> 00:33:41,951 I GOT A CALL TO COME TO SCHOOL. 736 00:33:42,020 --> 00:33:44,588 IT'S ABOUT MY SON'S ONGOING POLITICAL DISTURBANCES. 737 00:33:44,656 --> 00:33:47,590 I CAN ASSURE YOU, HE'S DONE WITH THAT. 738 00:33:47,659 --> 00:33:49,593 MY SOCIAL SECRETARY MADE THE CALL. 739 00:33:49,661 --> 00:33:52,462 I WANTED TO TALK ABOUT YOU. HAVE A SEAT. 740 00:33:53,898 --> 00:33:56,500 I'M SORRY. WHO ARE YOU? I'M CHERRY CHERRY, 741 00:33:56,568 --> 00:33:59,636 AND THERE'S BEEN A MISTAKE AS BIG AS MY HAIR MADE HERE. 742 00:33:59,704 --> 00:34:02,472 THAT WOULD BE... I PULLED SOME TOP-SECRET 743 00:34:02,541 --> 00:34:05,375 PERSONNEL FILES FROM RIGHTWORTH, AND IT SAYS HERE 744 00:34:05,444 --> 00:34:07,744 YOU WERE IN AN OPEN RELATIONSHIP WITH ANOTHER GAL, 745 00:34:07,812 --> 00:34:09,679 AND THAT'S HOW COME YOU GOT THE BOOT. 746 00:34:09,748 --> 00:34:11,848 OBVIOUSLY THAT'S A BIG LIE. LOOK AT YA. 747 00:34:11,916 --> 00:34:14,117 YA AIN'T GOT A BUZZ CUT, AND YOU'RE WEARING 748 00:34:14,186 --> 00:34:15,918 A PASTEL SWEATER SET FROM BANANA REPUBLIC. 749 00:34:15,987 --> 00:34:18,788 SORRY. I WAS LOOKIN' FOR A LESBIAN. HAVE A NICE DAY. 750 00:34:24,096 --> 00:34:27,930 NO, MS. CHERRY, YOU HAVE THE RIGHT GIRL. 751 00:34:27,999 --> 00:34:29,432 I AM A LESBIAN. 752 00:34:29,501 --> 00:34:32,769 IT'S NOT ALL THAT I AM, BUT IT'S PART OF THE PACKAGE, 753 00:34:32,837 --> 00:34:34,271 AND I CAN'T DENY THAT. 754 00:34:34,339 --> 00:34:37,374 OH. CUTTIN' TO THE CHASE THEN, YOU'RE HIRED. 755 00:34:37,442 --> 00:34:39,241 EXCUSE ME? 756 00:34:42,081 --> 00:34:44,848 I'M CEO OF THE CORPORATION NOW, AND I'M TRYING TO REMEDY 757 00:34:44,916 --> 00:34:47,217 OUR DISCRIMINATION PROBLEM WE GOT DOWN THERE. 758 00:34:47,286 --> 00:34:49,453 YOU MEAN THAT YOU WANT TO REHIRE ME? 759 00:34:49,521 --> 00:34:51,688 GIVE ME MY OLD JOB BACK? ALL RIGHT, 760 00:34:51,756 --> 00:34:53,155 QUIT PLAYIN' HARD TO GET. 761 00:34:53,224 --> 00:34:55,925 I'LL TRIPLE YOUR OLD SALARY AND THROW IN FREE TICKETS 762 00:34:55,994 --> 00:34:58,328 TO THE WOMEN'S MUSIC FESTIVAL OF YOUR CHOICE. 763 00:34:58,397 --> 00:34:59,829 THAT'S MY FINAL OFFER. 764 00:35:00,932 --> 00:35:02,264 THANK YOU. 765 00:35:04,869 --> 00:35:07,737 ORDER. 766 00:35:07,806 --> 00:35:09,739 ORDER, PLEASE! 767 00:35:11,410 --> 00:35:12,842 WE ARE HERE THIS EVENING 768 00:35:12,911 --> 00:35:16,179 TO DISCUSS THE FATE OF ONE OF OUR TEACHERS, MR. DON JACKSON, 769 00:35:16,248 --> 00:35:18,881 A.K.A. MS. DEBBIE JACKSON. 770 00:35:18,950 --> 00:35:22,819 WE USUALLY BEGIN THESE PROCEEDINGS WITH AN OPEN FORUM. 771 00:35:22,887 --> 00:35:25,989 MS. DEBBIE JACKSON CANNOT BE HERE TONIGHT. 772 00:35:26,057 --> 00:35:29,792 I WOULD LIKE IT IF A BOARD MEMBER WOULD SPEAK IN HER FAVOR. 773 00:35:34,232 --> 00:35:37,166 ALL RIGHT, LET'S MOVE TO THE CON VIEWS. 774 00:35:37,236 --> 00:35:39,101 FINALLY. 775 00:35:39,170 --> 00:35:41,271 WAIT. SOMEBODY WANTS TO SAY SOMETHING, AND... 776 00:35:41,340 --> 00:35:43,373 I THINK THEY'VE DONE IT QUITE ELOQUENTLY. 777 00:35:43,442 --> 00:35:48,010 ♪ CH-CH-CH-CH-CHANGES TURN AND FACE THE STRAIN ♪ 778 00:35:48,079 --> 00:35:49,712 ♪ CH-CH-CHANGES ♪ 779 00:35:49,781 --> 00:35:52,515 ♪ OH, LOOK OUT, YOU ROCK 'N' ROLLERS ♪ 780 00:35:52,584 --> 00:35:55,017 [LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE] ♪ CH-CH-CH-CH-CHANGES ♪ 781 00:35:55,086 --> 00:35:57,086 ♪ TURN AND FACE THE STRAIN ♪ 782 00:35:57,156 --> 00:35:59,256 ♪ CH-CH-CHANGES ♪ 783 00:35:59,324 --> 00:36:01,824 ♪ PRETTY SOON NOW YOU'RE GONNA GET OLDER ♪ 784 00:36:01,893 --> 00:36:03,960 - ♪ TIME MAY CHANGE ME ♪ - RIDICULOUS. 785 00:36:04,028 --> 00:36:06,796 ♪ BUT I CAN'T TRACE TIME ♪ 786 00:36:06,865 --> 00:36:09,932 ♪ I SAID THAT TIME MAY CHANGE ME ♪ 787 00:36:10,001 --> 00:36:13,269 IS SOMEBODY WEARING LADY STETSON? 788 00:36:13,337 --> 00:36:15,104 [WHIP CRACKING] 789 00:36:15,173 --> 00:36:16,906 [MISS GLASS] ALL RIGHT, ENOUGH. 790 00:36:16,975 --> 00:36:21,277 THESE "DRAGSTERS" ARE CONFUSED, AND THEY HAVE NO VOTE. 791 00:36:21,346 --> 00:36:25,247 THE ONLY PERSON LEGITIMATELY CONCERNED WITH MS. DEBBIE 792 00:36:25,317 --> 00:36:26,415 IS DON HERSELF, 793 00:36:26,485 --> 00:36:28,217 AND IN A SHOW OF COWARDICE, 794 00:36:28,287 --> 00:36:31,287 HAS DECLINED TO DEFEND HER MONSTROUS LIFESTYLE. 795 00:36:31,355 --> 00:36:36,258 HARRISON JOHN, I THINK WHAT YOU NEED IS A NICE, BIG DETENTION. 796 00:36:36,328 --> 00:36:37,794 PICK ON SOMEONE YOUR OWN SIZE. 797 00:36:37,862 --> 00:36:40,297 - [CROWD GASPS] - MS. DEBBIE, IS THAT YOU? 798 00:36:40,365 --> 00:36:42,164 NOW MORE THAN EVER, PRINCIPAL HALL. 799 00:36:42,233 --> 00:36:46,068 [APPLAUSE] 800 00:36:47,706 --> 00:36:50,807 I WROTE DOWN A FEW THOUGHTS, IF THAT'S OKAY. 801 00:36:50,875 --> 00:36:54,010 BEFORE HEDWIG AND THE ANGRY INCH ARE THROUGH WITH THEIR NUMBER, 802 00:36:54,078 --> 00:36:56,312 I'D LIKE TO SAY A FEW WORDS. 803 00:36:56,381 --> 00:36:59,582 MISS GLASS, YOU ARE OUT OF LINE, SIR. 804 00:36:59,651 --> 00:37:00,850 I JUST GET WORKED UP 805 00:37:00,919 --> 00:37:04,754 WHEN I THINK ABOUT THE EFFECT THIS INDIVIDUAL 806 00:37:04,823 --> 00:37:09,258 HAS ON THE IMPRESSIONABLE YOUNG MINDS WE WORK SO HARD TO MOLD. 807 00:37:09,328 --> 00:37:10,426 NOW... [CLEARS THROAT] 808 00:37:10,495 --> 00:37:12,329 I'M NO ORATOR. I'M A BIOLOGY TEACHER. 809 00:37:12,397 --> 00:37:15,298 BUT I BELIEVE I SPEAK FOR EVERY RIGHT-THINKING MEMBER 810 00:37:15,367 --> 00:37:17,099 OF THIS COMMITTEE WHEN I SAY, 811 00:37:17,168 --> 00:37:19,468 THIS NUT-JOB'S GOTTA GO! 812 00:37:19,538 --> 00:37:21,370 YOU DON'T SPEAK FOR ME, BOBBI. 813 00:37:21,440 --> 00:37:24,007 I BELIEVE A REAL WOMAN HAS THE FLOOR, 814 00:37:24,075 --> 00:37:26,208 SO PLEASE SHUT UP! 815 00:37:26,277 --> 00:37:29,278 FIRST, I'M SORRY FOR ALL THE... 816 00:37:29,348 --> 00:37:31,814 EXCITEMENT I'VE CAUSED OVER THE LAST FEW DAYS. 817 00:37:31,883 --> 00:37:34,383 IT WAS NEVER MY INTENTION. 818 00:37:35,954 --> 00:37:38,655 I'M NOT HERE TO... 819 00:37:38,723 --> 00:37:41,190 ASK FOR SPECIAL TREATMENT. 820 00:37:41,260 --> 00:37:43,326 I'M NOT HERE TO BORE YOU 821 00:37:43,395 --> 00:37:46,729 WITH THE DETAILS OF MY JOURNEY. 822 00:37:46,798 --> 00:37:50,299 I'M HERE TO TELL YOU THAT... 823 00:37:50,369 --> 00:37:52,969 REGARDLESS OF WHAT YOU DECIDE, 824 00:37:53,037 --> 00:37:57,774 I'VE NEVER BEEN HAPPIER IN MY OWN SKIN. 825 00:37:57,842 --> 00:37:59,475 I'M NOT ASHAMED. 826 00:37:59,544 --> 00:38:04,180 I DON'T REGARD BEING A WOMAN AS SHAMEFUL. 827 00:38:04,248 --> 00:38:07,016 AND I... 828 00:38:07,085 --> 00:38:09,085 DEFINITELY DON'T THINK IT SHOULD 829 00:38:09,153 --> 00:38:12,656 PREVENT ME FROM BEING ABLE TO PERFORM MY JOB. 830 00:38:16,461 --> 00:38:19,996 I KNOW A LOT OF YOU FEEL DIFFERENTLY. 831 00:38:20,064 --> 00:38:23,265 THAT'S UP TO YOU. 832 00:38:23,334 --> 00:38:25,969 BUT I WILL ALWAYS REMEMBER 833 00:38:26,037 --> 00:38:30,740 THAT I STOOD UP FOR MYSELF WHEN I HAD THE CHANCE. 834 00:38:33,812 --> 00:38:38,815 AND I WILL NEVER FORGET MY STUDENTS. 835 00:38:42,120 --> 00:38:43,452 THANKS TO THEIR... 836 00:38:43,521 --> 00:38:48,425 LOVE AND THEIR INCREDIBLY CREATIVE... 837 00:38:48,493 --> 00:38:51,928 SUPPORT, I FEEL AS THOUGH 838 00:38:51,996 --> 00:38:54,096 NO MATTER WHAT THE OUTCOME OF TONIGHT'S VOTE, 839 00:38:55,199 --> 00:38:56,999 I'VE ALREADY WON. 840 00:38:59,003 --> 00:39:03,106 [PRINCIPAL HALL] THANK YOU VERY MUCH, MS. DEBBIE JACKSON. 841 00:39:03,174 --> 00:39:05,074 I SEE NO FURTHER NEED FOR DISCUSSION. 842 00:39:05,143 --> 00:39:06,175 LET'S VOTE. 843 00:39:06,244 --> 00:39:08,244 ALL THOSE IN FAVOR 844 00:39:08,312 --> 00:39:11,448 OF KEEPING MS. JACKSON ON AS A TEACHER AT KENNEDY HIGH, 845 00:39:11,516 --> 00:39:13,082 PLEASE SAY AYE. 846 00:39:13,151 --> 00:39:14,817 AYE. 847 00:39:15,854 --> 00:39:17,186 AYE. 848 00:39:22,193 --> 00:39:23,325 AYE. 849 00:39:23,395 --> 00:39:27,063 [APPLAUSE] YES! 850 00:39:27,131 --> 00:39:28,765 AND THOSE OPPOSED. 851 00:39:28,833 --> 00:39:30,399 NAY! NAY! 852 00:39:30,469 --> 00:39:31,968 NAY! NAY! 853 00:39:32,036 --> 00:39:34,303 [LILY] DON'T LISTEN TO HER! 854 00:39:34,373 --> 00:39:36,406 YOU CAN'T DO THIS! THIS IS RIDICULOUS! 855 00:39:36,475 --> 00:39:38,475 THIS IS DISCRIMINATION! 856 00:39:38,543 --> 00:39:40,677 [GAVEL BANGS] 857 00:39:57,495 --> 00:39:59,095 [DOOR OPENS] 858 00:40:03,601 --> 00:40:06,536 MY OLDEST SON MADE THIS FOR ME. 859 00:40:06,605 --> 00:40:10,607 YOU KNOW, YOU ALWAYS REMINDED ME OF HIM. 860 00:40:10,675 --> 00:40:13,242 EXCEPT YOU'RE MORE TOLERANT. 861 00:40:14,813 --> 00:40:16,979 YOU SAID YOUR FAMILY SUPPORTED YOUR DECISION. 862 00:40:17,048 --> 00:40:18,815 I LIED. 863 00:40:18,884 --> 00:40:22,485 HE'S GETTING MARRIED NEXT MONTH, AND HE ASKED ME NOT TO COME. 864 00:40:22,554 --> 00:40:24,787 [SIGHS] 865 00:40:24,856 --> 00:40:27,290 JUST KEEPS GETTIN' BETTER, HUH? I'M SORRY. 866 00:40:27,358 --> 00:40:30,993 I HAD NO IDEA. YOU HAVE NOTHING TO FEEL SORRY ABOUT. 867 00:40:31,062 --> 00:40:34,531 YOU'VE BEEN AN AMAZING FRIEND TO ME, HARRISON. 868 00:40:34,599 --> 00:40:36,065 I'LL NEVER FORGET THAT. 869 00:40:38,103 --> 00:40:39,668 YEAH. 870 00:40:41,873 --> 00:40:42,805 MS. DEBBIE? 871 00:40:44,342 --> 00:40:45,642 WHEN I GET MARRIED, 872 00:40:45,710 --> 00:40:48,210 I'LL GIVE YOU A CALL. 873 00:40:48,279 --> 00:40:50,312 I'D LOVE FOR YOU TO BE THERE. 874 00:40:51,415 --> 00:40:53,082 I'D BE HONORED. 875 00:41:12,070 --> 00:41:14,103 [ROBIN] HARRISON? 876 00:41:14,172 --> 00:41:16,572 I'VE BEEN LOOKING ALL OVER FOR YOU. 877 00:41:16,640 --> 00:41:18,341 HERE. 878 00:41:18,409 --> 00:41:20,242 [CHUCKLES] 879 00:41:20,311 --> 00:41:21,678 THANKS, SAILOR. 880 00:41:24,015 --> 00:41:27,316 I AM REALLY PROUD OF YOU, HONEY. 881 00:41:27,385 --> 00:41:29,552 YOU WERE RIGHT TO TAKE A STAND. 882 00:41:29,621 --> 00:41:32,454 AND I WAS WRONG NOT TO STAND WITH YOU. 883 00:41:32,523 --> 00:41:35,391 THAT'S OKAY. 884 00:41:35,459 --> 00:41:37,426 YOU WERE IN AN UNEMPLOYMENT FUNK. 885 00:41:37,495 --> 00:41:38,594 [LAUGHS] 886 00:41:38,662 --> 00:41:42,031 SPEAKING OF THAT, A FUNNY THING JUST HAPPENED. 887 00:41:42,100 --> 00:41:43,365 HMM? 888 00:41:43,434 --> 00:41:46,435 I GOT MY OLD JOB BACK. BIG PROMOTION, TOO. 889 00:41:46,504 --> 00:41:50,006 BUT THE REALLY FUNNY THING ABOUT IT IS, 890 00:41:50,074 --> 00:41:53,209 I WOULD NEVER HAVE BEEN SO BLESSED AND LUCKY 891 00:41:53,277 --> 00:41:57,647 IF I'D STAYED ASHAMED AND HIDDEN. 892 00:41:59,884 --> 00:42:03,252 STRANGE HOW THE WORLD WORKS, HUH? 893 00:42:03,321 --> 00:42:08,024 SOMETIMES YOU DO WIN FOR BEING WHO YOU ARE. 894 00:42:08,092 --> 00:42:11,160 AND SOMETIMES YOU LOSE. 895 00:42:14,799 --> 00:42:17,399 HE WAS SUCH A NICE PERSON, MOM. 896 00:42:20,538 --> 00:42:23,806 SHE WAS JUST SO NICE. 897 00:43:22,366 --> 00:43:25,968 ♪ TO BEND AND NOT TO BREAK ♪ 898 00:43:26,037 --> 00:43:29,806 ♪ CHIN UP, TRY NOT TO QUAKE ♪ 899 00:43:29,874 --> 00:43:33,376 ♪ I'M GRINNING ON THE OUTSIDE ♪ 900 00:43:33,444 --> 00:43:37,246 ♪ BUT I'M A WRECK INTERNALLY ♪ 901 00:43:39,317 --> 00:43:42,851 ♪ OOH, LA LA LA LA ♪ 902 00:43:46,724 --> 00:43:50,659 ♪ OOH, LA LA LA LA ♪