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OKAY, GUYS, I'M HERE.
I'D LIKE TO KNOW
WHAT THE BIG MYSTERY IS.
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SPILL. WHY ARE BOTH OF YOU
SO UPSET?
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BROOKE, I'M SO SORRY.
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YOU KNOW HOW MUCH
I, WE, CARE ABOUT JOSHUA.
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- AND HE'S SO YOUNG.
- JOSH? WHAT ABOUT JOSH?
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[BOTH] YOU'VE GOT TO DUMP HIM.
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WE'VE HIRED
A CONSULTING FIRM...
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TO TRACK
THE HOMECOMING QUEEN RACE.
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- AN INDEPENDENT
POPULARITY POLL?
- [BOTH] YES.
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IT'S FOCUS GROUPS
YOU HAVE TO PAY ATTENTION TO.
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NAME: BROOKE McQUEEN.
YOU KNOW HER, AND AT
ONE TIME LOVED HER.
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NOW, WHICH ONE OF THESE
FOUR BOYS SHOULD SHE DATE,
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TO RETAIN HER POPULARITY?
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SHOULD SHE DATE:
A. GEORGE AUSTIN,
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B. JOSH FORD,
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C. HARRISON JOHN
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OR D. SUGAR DADDY BERNADINO?
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THE WINNER WITH AN OVERWHELMING
MARGIN OF 80% OF THE VOTE...
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- GEORGE AUSTIN.
- [NIC] JOSH CAME IN LAST.
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BEHIND HARRISON, WHO
RECEIVED ONLY 2% OF THE VOTE.
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HE'S BRINGING DOWN
YOUR REP, LADY.
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HIS SUSPENSION LAST WEEK
KILLED HIS NUMBERS.
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OKAY, YOU GUYS,
THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
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OKAY, I AM NOT MAKING A DECISION
ABOUT MY EMOTIONAL LIFE
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BASED ON SOME
STUPID POPULARITY POLL.
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- BESIDES, ISN'T
GEORGE DATING SAM?
- WELL, FOR NOW.
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BUT AS THE HEAD GLAMAZON,
BROOKY, YOU CANNOT DATE
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A SECOND STRING QUARTERBACK.
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GEORGE IS KENNEDY'S NEW
TOP-OF-THE-MOUNTAIN BOY.
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- CLIMB HIM.
- OKAY, I'M SORRY YOU GUYS.
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JOSH MEANS MORE TO ME
THAN POWER.
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SEE YA.
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[SIGHS] NIC, I'M FRIGHTENED
OF HER PLUMMET IN STATUS.
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LOOK, ACCORDING TO THIS POLL,
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89% OF THIS SCHOOL THINKS
I'M A CALLOW, GREEDY,
RETARDED PERSON.
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WELL, WHAT ABOUT ME?
THIS POLL SAYS, SINCE I'VE BEEN
CUT FROM THE GLAMAZONS,
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MY POPULARITY NUMBERS
ARE LOWER THAN VENEREAL WARTS.
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MY ONLY POWERBASE NOW
IS MY FRIENDSHIP WITH BROOKE.
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[SIGHS] GOD.
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IT KILLS ME. I LIKE HIM.
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BUT I HAVE GOT TO BREAK
JOSH AND BROOKE UP.
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- SHE HAS TO REMAIN POPULAR.
- OUR VERY FUTURE DEPENDS ON IT.
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♪ THINK IT OVER ONCE OR TWICE
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♪ WHAT LASTS THE LONGEST
IN THIS LIFE
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♪ CHARACTER
OR ROCK-HARD THIGHS
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♪ IN THE END
DO YOU BELIEVE
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♪ THAT BEAUTY LIES
IN WHAT YOU SEE
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♪ 'CAUSE IF YOU DO THEN BABY
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♪ YOU'VE BEEN DECEIVED
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♪ WELL ME AND B
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♪ WE HATE SUPERMODELS
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♪ IT'S JUST THAT I'M TIRED
OF BEING COMPARED ♪
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- MORNING.
- [TEEN] HEY.
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MORNING, SPAM.
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CONGRATULATIONS ALL.
ONCE AGAIN YOU HAVE DEMONSTRATED
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A TERRIFYING INABILITY
TO GRASP THE FUNDAMENTALS
OF CHEMICAL COMPATIBILITY.
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WHAT?
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WHILE SIMULTANEOUSLY
GRADING YOUR EXAMS,
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AND LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY
ABOUT YOUR COLLEGE PROSPECTS,
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A LIGHT BULB APPEARED
ABOVE MY HEAD, IN IT WAS ME.
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WONDERING ALOUD TO MYSELF,
"HEY PRETTY LADY WITH
A THAT GIRL FLIP,
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THINK YOU COULD MAKE THIS CLASS
EVEN MORE IDIOT-PROOF?"
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THEN I REALIZED, YES,
INDEEDY, I COULD.
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LET ME DEMONSTRATE HOW
BY SHOWING YOU MY BALLS.
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- [GASPING]
- I TOLD YOU.
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OH, THANK YOU, JESUS.
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MY LARGER BALLS
REPRESENT ATOMS.
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MY SMALLER BALLS, ELECTRONS.
WHEN THEY ARE JOINED TOGETHER...
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- THEY FORM...
- OOH! CRÈME BRÛLÉE?
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NO, CHERRY. MOLECULES.
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THERE ARE AN INFINITE NUMBER
OF COMBINATIONS, ALL OF THEM
FASCINATING.
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WITH ALL DUE RESPECT, SIR,
I DON'T SEE HOW ANY OF THIS
AFFECTS OUR DAILY LIVES.
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THIS IS YOUR DAILY LIFE,
SCREECH.
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EVERYTHING YOU SAY, DO,
THINK AND FEEL
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IS A DIRECT RESULT OF
ATOMIC BONDING, EVEN
YOUR PHYSICAL ATTRACTIONS.
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SOME CHEMICALS ATTRACT AND BOND,
SOME REPEL AND BREAK UP.
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SO, SIR, WHAT YOU'RE SAYING
IS THAT SOME PEOPLE,
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LIKE SOME ATOMS,
ARE BORN TO BE TOGETHER.
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VERY GOOD, MISS McQUEEN.
HYDROGEN AND OXYGEN,
FOR EXAMPLE,
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ARE A TREMENDOUS UNION,
CHEMICALLY BORN TO
LAY ON SATIN SHEETS,
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AND MACK ALL NIGHT LONG.
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IS IT POSSIBLE THAT ATTRACTION
IS A MYSTERY EVEN
SCIENCE CAN'T SOLVE?
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EXCUSE ME. NOT TO INTERRUPT
YOUR BORING QUESTION, THERE, BUT
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I THINK IT'S OBVIOUS THAT
RELATIONSHIPS ARE ABOUT
FREE WILL.
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WE BASE ATTRACTION ON WHAT
GIVES US STATUS AND CONTROL.
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CARE TO BACK THAT UP
WITH AN EXAMPLE,
LUCIFER'S CHILD?
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YES. NOW, SODIUM
SEEKS OUT CHLORINE TO FORM
A POWERFUL EXPLOSIVE.
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BUT IF SODIUM SEEKS OUT JOSH,
EXCUSE ME, CHLORIDE,
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WELL, IT BECOMES
WORTHLESS TABLE SALT.
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- ARE WE GONNA BE
TESTED ON THIS?
- PLEASE, GOD, TAKE ME NOW.
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YES, YOU WILL BE TESTED
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VIA AN ASSIGNMENT THAT WILL
TAKE COUNTLESS HOURS TO PREPARE.
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TOMORROW YOU WILL BE RANDOMLY
PAIRED BY MY COMPUTER, HAL.
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THEN YOU AND YOUR TEEN ATOM
WILL ATTEMPT TO EITHER
BOND OR REPEL.
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OH, HOW DO WE DO THAT?
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BY FINDING THINGS YOU HAVE
IN COMMON AND THINGS YOU DON'T.
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CREATING A LIKE/DISLIKE LIST,
IF YOU WILL.
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YOU MEAN YOU WANT US
TO EXPRESS OUR RELATIONSHIPS
WITH EACH OTHER
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AS SOME SORT OF
CHEMICAL FORMULA?
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EXACTLY.
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SAM AND GEORGE
SITTING IN A TREE,
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K-I-S-S-I-N-G.
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CARMEN, STOP.
WE HAVEN'T EVEN KISSED YET.
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[GIGGLING] I HAVE NEVER
SEEN YOU LIKE THIS,
ALL GIRLISH AND STUPID.
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I DON'T UNDERSTAND
WHY I AM SO ATTRACTED TO HIM.
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HE'S SO UNLIKE ME.
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BUT HE HAS THIS CONFIDENCE,
YOU KNOW.
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YEAH, AND A TOM CRUISE SMILE
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AND RIPPLING BICEPS
AND HE CAN DANCE.
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HE LOOKS AT ME
AND I START BLUSHING.
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I THINK ABOUT HIM ALL
THE TIME. IT SCARES ME.
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WHAT IF MY ATOM WANTS TO BOND
WITH HIM, BUT HIS ATOM...
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WANTS TO BOND WITH
A MORE MAGNETIC ATOM
LIKE BROOKE?
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[STUTTERS] BROOKE AND GEORGE?
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[STUTTERS] WHAT MADE YOU
SPIT OUT THAT MOLECULAR
COMBINATION?
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I WAS JUST THINKING HOW YOU
DIDN'T HAVE ANYTHING IN COMMON
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AND THEN I WAS LIKE, OKAY,
WHO HAS STUFF IN COMMON WITH HIM
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AND BROOKE'S ATOM JUST
SORT OF POPPED INTO MY MIND.
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SO, WHAT ARE YOU
GONNA WEAR ON YOUR DATE?
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HUH?
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MOO.
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MOO.
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OKAY, WHY ARE YOU
MAKING THAT SOUND?
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OH, HI, JOSH.
THAT WASN'T ME.
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YOU'RE BEING HAUNTED BY
THE FIVE COWS WHO HAD TO DIE
TO MAKE YOUR PANTS.
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[CHUCKLES] YOU, CHEMO-GLASS...
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YOU KNOW, I'VE HAD ENOUGH
LECTURING FOR TODAY.
THANKS, THOUGH.
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- MM-HMM.
- OKAY.
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SO DID IT REALLY TAKE
FIVE COWS TO DIE FOR ME
TO LOOK LIKE LENNY KRAVITZ?
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YES. AND FURTHERMORE,
COWS ARE INTELLIGENT.
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THEY KNOW WHEN THEY'RE
BEING LED TO SLAUGHTER.
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FEAR THROBS THROUGH
THEIR TISSUES. IT'S ONE REASON
WHY I DON'T EAT MEAT.
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BECAUSE TO DO SO,
IS TO EAT THE FEAR.
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[SIGHS] SO AT ONE TIME,
MY PANTS WERE TERRIFIED.
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I DID NOT KNOW THAT.
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WELL, NOW YOU DO.
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[COW MOOS]
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NO, THANKS.
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[MORE MOOING]
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JOSH... WHAT HAPPENED
TO YOUR PANTS?
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I DON'T KNOW. IN THIRD PERIOD
I WAS HEARING THIS GHOSTLY
RING OF COW BELLS.
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I HAD TO CHANGE.
ANYWAY, WE SHOULD
HOOK UP TOMORROW,
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BECAUSE YOU KNOW THEY'RE GOING
TO PAIR US UP IN CHEM CLASS.
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- ARE WE FIGHTING NOW, B?
- NO.
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- OKAY.
- OKAY, BYE.
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- SEE?
- YEAH, HI.
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IT'S BAD ENOUGH YOU'RE DATING
A PERSONA NON GRATA JOCK,
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BUT A PERSONA NON GRATA JOCK
WHO WEARS SKIRTS.
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LOOK, B, I LOVE JOSH,
BUT HE'S MELANOMA FOR YOU NOW.
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SLICE HIM OFF, MOVE ON.
HE IS SLIPPING IN EVERY WAY.
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- I THINK HE LOOKS CUTE.
- HE MAY BE DARLING,
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BUT THE DROP
IN YOUR PERSONAL CAUSE IS NOT.
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ACCORDING TO AT&T, YOU ONLY
HAD FOUR INCOMING CALLS
LAST SATURDAY.
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THAT'S DOWN 63%
FROM THE WEEK BEFORE.
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OKAY, HOW DID YOU
GET MY PHONE RECORDS?
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I HAVE MOLES
EVERYWHERE IN THIS CITY.
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I CAN GET YOUR PAP SMEAR
RESULTS BEFORE NEXT WEEK.
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LISTEN TO ME, ONE LAST TIME.
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STAY OUT OF
MY PERSONAL LIFE, OKAY?
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- MM-HMM.
- MM-HMM? OKAY.
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GEORGE, SAM HERE DOESN'T BELIEVE
THAT YOU CAN BREAK-DANCE.
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- YEAH, YOU SEEM A LITTLE...
- TOO COOL TO GET DOWN?
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- MM-HMM.
- I AM. BUT THE '80S ARE BACK.
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OOW!
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[GIRLS LAUGH]
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- WHAT IS THAT?
- THAT'S WHAT YOU
DO IN THE '80S.
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SAY HELLO TO KENNEDY'S
NEW POWER COUPLE.
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IT'S JUST FLIRTATION.
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THAT CHEMICAL COMBO
WILL NEVER LAST.
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CLASS ASSIGNMENT'LL
PROVE THAT.
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INTERESTING. WE HAVE
A POSSIBLE SCAM BREWING HERE.
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HARRISON JOHN IN LOVE
WITH HIS BEST FRIEND, SAM?
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THAT'S NOT TRUE AND
YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT
YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
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LOOK AT HOW GEORGE
BLINDED SAM WITH SCIENCE,
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AND HIS CHARISMA.
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SHE'LL NEVER LOOK
AT YOU LIKE THAT, SPAZ.
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EAT ME, NICOLE.
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SORRY, LOVE.
I'M ON APPETITE SUPPRESSANTS.
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[HAL] HELLO, BOBBI.
PLEASE PICK A FILE.
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YOU'VE SELECTED
CHEMICAL PAIRINGS.
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OOH. CHEMICAL PAIRINGS,
GROUP ONE.
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SAM McPHERSON WILL BE
PAIRED WITH GEORGE AUSTIN.
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MUST BE FATE, HARRISON.
EVEN THE COMPUTER
PLACED THEM TOGETHER.
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SO WHAT? IT'S JUST
A HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT.
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THEN WHY DO YOU CARE SO MUCH?
I KNOW WHAT YOU WANT DONE,
HARRISON.
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DON'T WORRY.
I'LL SPLIT SAM AND GEORGE UP
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AND MAKE SURE THE COMPUTER
PLACES YOU WITH YOUR SOUL MATE.
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AND WHAT'S IN IT FOR YOU?
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AMUSEMENT, POWER.
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HAVE YOU NO MANNERS?
OFFER THE LADY A SEAT.
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AH... THIS WILL BE
OUR SECRET, RIGHT?
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COMPLETELY. AND DON'T
JUST STAND THERE, SPAZ,
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PLAY LOOKOUT.
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[COMPUTER BEEPS]
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SORRY, BROOKY. I'M DOING THIS
FOR YOUR OWN GOOD...
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AND MINE.
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OH, HI FELLAS.
YEAH, YOU TWO TORSO-SHARERS.
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C'MERE. I GOT SOME
GOOD NEWS FOR Y'ALL.
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I'M THROWING A BENEFIT
TO GET YOU TWO SEPARATED. LOOK.
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"THE GENEROUS,
NON-RETARDED MARY CHERRY
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CORDIALLY INVITES EVERYONE
TO A SKATING PARTY
FRIDAY NIGHT."
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"ALL PROCEEDS WILL PAY
FOR THE MEDICAL SEPARATION
OF RANDY AND ANDY."
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YEAH. IT'S AT FUNKY TOWN.
DON'T BE LATE.
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- [WHISPERS]
- WHAT IF WE DON'T
WANT TO BE SEPARATED?
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00:12:10,330 --> 00:12:13,797
OKAY. SCREW UP
MY IMAGE MAKEOVER, FREAKS,
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00:12:13,866 --> 00:12:16,835
AND WE'LL BE GOING
ON A DOUBLE DATE WITH
MY CHAINSAW. OKAY?
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HI!
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LISTEN UP,
MY LITTLE UNEVOLVED SPECIES,
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00:12:23,910 --> 00:12:26,377
TO HOW THE COMPUTER
HAS RANDOMLY ASSIGNED PEOPLE.
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CUTTING TO
THE COMBINATION CHASE,
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00:12:28,882 --> 00:12:32,016
BROOKE AND GEORGE
ARE TEAM ONE.
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00:12:34,287 --> 00:12:38,556
RANDY, ANDY AND CARMEN,
YOU'RE TEAM TWO.
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00:12:38,624 --> 00:12:42,593
MISS JULIAN, HMM,
YOU SEEM TO BE
THE ODD ANTICHRIST OUT.
214
00:12:42,662 --> 00:12:45,063
NO MATCH.
YOU'RE THE FREE RADICAL.
215
00:12:45,131 --> 00:12:49,133
FREE RADICALS HAVE TO BREAK
OTHER ATOMS APART TO SURVIVE.
216
00:12:49,202 --> 00:12:52,103
- I'LL GET ON THAT
IMMEDIATELY, SIR.
- TEAM FOUR, JOSH AND LILY.
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00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:55,739
TEAM FIVE,
SAM AND SUGAR DADDY.
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00:12:57,677 --> 00:13:00,578
TEAM SIX,
HARRISON AND MARY CHERRY.
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00:13:04,317 --> 00:13:10,421
[SCREAMING CRESCENDOS]
220
00:13:14,660 --> 00:13:17,761
YOU BITCH. I AM NOT
GOING THROUGH WITH THIS.
221
00:13:17,830 --> 00:13:20,298
I'M GONNA GO
TELL CARL WHAT WE DID.
222
00:13:20,367 --> 00:13:23,801
"LAST NIGHT I THOUGHT ABOUT SAM
AND HAD A WET DREAM." END QUOTE.
223
00:13:23,869 --> 00:13:26,537
"SHE WAS RIDING TOWARD ME,
NAKED ON A PALOMINO.
224
00:13:26,606 --> 00:13:31,342
"NEXT THING I KNOW SHE WAS
GALLOPING IN THE PRODUCE
SECTION OF GELSON'S MARKET."
225
00:13:31,411 --> 00:13:33,711
CERTAINLY YOU KNOW
I HAD COPIES MADE.
226
00:13:33,779 --> 00:13:35,679
WHY MARY CHERRY,
SHE'S YOUR FRIEND.
227
00:13:35,748 --> 00:13:39,950
SHE RUINED ME. BECAUSE OF HER,
I'M OFF THE GLAMAZONS.
228
00:13:40,020 --> 00:13:43,154
NOW I'M DEPENDENT ON BROOKE'S
POSITION FOR MY OWN POPULARITY.
229
00:13:43,223 --> 00:13:46,557
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA
HOW DEMEANING THAT IS FOR ME?
230
00:13:46,626 --> 00:13:49,693
- WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?
- SHE HAS A HUGE CRUSH ON YOU.
231
00:13:49,762 --> 00:13:53,932
JUST PRETEND YOU LIKE HER
FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS AND
THEN CRUELLY... DUMP HER.
232
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:57,668
EVER SEEN DANGEROUS LIAISONS?
I'LL BE GLENN CLOSE,
YOU'LL BE JOHN MALKOVICH
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00:13:57,737 --> 00:13:59,837
AND MARY CHERRY
WILL BE MICHELLE PFEIFFER,
234
00:13:59,905 --> 00:14:03,208
WHO'S DRIVEN OVER THE EDGE
BY A BROKEN HEART.
235
00:14:07,813 --> 00:14:11,482
- YOU'RE HEARTLESS, COUNTESS.
- YES, I AM.
236
00:14:12,418 --> 00:14:15,052
LET THE NEUTRON DANCE BEGIN.
237
00:14:16,989 --> 00:14:21,892
OKAY. CHEMICAL COMPATIBILITY,
TAKE ONE. YOUR TURN, SPAM.
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00:14:21,962 --> 00:14:26,264
LIKES: FONZ, THE NEW YORK TIMES,
JULIE CHRISTIE.
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00:14:26,333 --> 00:14:30,068
DISLIKES: COLOR PINK,
LIMA BEANS, COMMUNISM.
240
00:14:30,136 --> 00:14:35,239
IT'S CLEAR.
I AM REPELLED BY YOU.
WE DO NOT CONNECT.
241
00:14:35,308 --> 00:14:38,209
I'M GONNA GET SOMETHING ELSE
TO DRINK. YOU WANT ANYTHING?
242
00:14:42,249 --> 00:14:45,616
[SIGHS] GREAT.
HYDROGEN, MEET OXYGEN.
243
00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:54,292
LIKES: DONATELLA VERSACE,
244
00:14:54,361 --> 00:14:57,628
JIM VARNEY MOVIES
AND THE CHA-CHA.
245
00:14:57,697 --> 00:15:00,331
DISLIKES: SUNSHINE,
246
00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:03,867
ALL WHITE FOODS. BIG BIRD.
247
00:15:03,936 --> 00:15:06,937
OOH... JOE.
248
00:15:07,006 --> 00:15:09,207
ME, TOO.
249
00:15:09,275 --> 00:15:11,375
IMAGINE THAT.
250
00:15:11,444 --> 00:15:15,112
- WHY BIG BIRD?
- OH, HE'S SO MASCULINE.
251
00:15:15,181 --> 00:15:18,949
- HE INTIMIDATES ME.
- RIGHT. ME, TOO.
252
00:15:19,019 --> 00:15:23,254
AS LONG AS WE'RE OFFICIALLY
BONDED, I HAVE SOMETHING FOR YA.
253
00:15:27,794 --> 00:15:30,894
WHAT A PRETTY PROMISE RING,
HARRISON.
254
00:15:32,365 --> 00:15:34,065
WHAT'RE YOU DOING,
FREE RADICAL?
255
00:15:34,134 --> 00:15:35,966
RUTHLESSLY BREAKING UP
COMBINATIONS.
256
00:15:36,035 --> 00:15:38,503
BUT JUDGING FROM YOUR LIKES
AND DISLIKES LIST,
257
00:15:38,571 --> 00:15:40,571
THIS IS A BOND
EVEN I CAN'T TEAR ASUNDER.
258
00:15:40,640 --> 00:15:44,175
- [MARY SHRIEKS IN JOY]
- TRY THE RING ON FOR SIZE, JOE.
259
00:15:45,946 --> 00:15:49,813
OH. YOU LOOK LIKE
A YOUNG LIBERACE.
260
00:15:50,416 --> 00:15:52,583
I LOVE IT.
261
00:15:52,652 --> 00:15:54,918
OKAY, HERE WE GO.
FIRST, LIKES:
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00:15:54,987 --> 00:15:57,355
BEN GAY.
263
00:15:57,424 --> 00:15:59,790
- YOU'VE GOTTA BE KIDDING ME.
- WHAT?
264
00:15:59,859 --> 00:16:02,926
WHEN YOU HAVE A SPORTS INJURY,
IT'S LIKE SOMEONE'S HUGGING YOU.
265
00:16:02,995 --> 00:16:04,562
SOMEBODY VERY WARM.
266
00:16:06,232 --> 00:16:08,065
HATE IT. GO ON.
267
00:16:08,133 --> 00:16:10,234
VEGETARIANISM.
268
00:16:10,303 --> 00:16:13,937
FUNNY.
ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF ME?
269
00:16:14,006 --> 00:16:16,440
NO, REALLY.
I STARTED IT YESTERDAY.
270
00:16:16,509 --> 00:16:19,410
AND SINCE THEN, I DON'T KNOW,
I FEEL CLEANER.
271
00:16:19,479 --> 00:16:22,145
WHY'D YOU START?
272
00:16:22,214 --> 00:16:25,983
I GUESS IT WAS THAT
"EATING THE FEAR" THING,
IT REALLY GROSSED ME OUT.
273
00:16:26,051 --> 00:16:29,454
I EVEN TOOK BACK
MY LEATHER PANTS LAST NIGHT.
274
00:16:29,522 --> 00:16:33,991
- SO, THANK YOU.
- OKAY.
275
00:16:34,059 --> 00:16:37,361
- GO ON, YOUR LAST LIKE.
- LAST LIKE...
276
00:16:37,430 --> 00:16:40,564
- PLANET OF THE APES.
- SHUT UP.
277
00:16:40,633 --> 00:16:43,201
THAT IS MY FAVORITE MOVIE.
I LOVE...
278
00:16:43,269 --> 00:16:45,636
THAT THE APES WIN IT
IN THE END? IT'S AWESOME.
279
00:16:45,705 --> 00:16:50,408
YES. ONE OF
THE FIRST ANIMAL RIGHTS
FILMS AND ONE OF THE BEST.
280
00:16:52,278 --> 00:16:54,778
CITY OF ANGELS ZOO
SHOULD'VE WATCHED IT BEFORE THEY
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00:16:54,847 --> 00:16:58,949
KIDNAPPED BRUCE THE GAY CHIMP
FROM HIS LOVER EARL IN UGANDA.
282
00:16:59,019 --> 00:17:01,985
W-W-WAIT. CHIMPS CAN BE GAY?
283
00:17:02,055 --> 00:17:07,157
YEAH. A LOT OF ANIMALS
ARE OMNISEXUAL.
284
00:17:07,227 --> 00:17:10,961
HUH. AGAIN,
DID NOT KNOW THAT.
285
00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:13,130
WOW. HOW HORRIBLE
FOR BRUCE TO BE SEPARATED
286
00:17:13,199 --> 00:17:15,065
FROM HIS MAIN SQUEEZE
CHIMP DUDE.
287
00:17:15,134 --> 00:17:18,369
SOMEBODY SHOULD
DO SOMETHING ABOUT THAT.
288
00:17:18,438 --> 00:17:20,471
GOOD IDEA.
289
00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:22,173
MAYBE SOMEBODY WILL.
290
00:17:25,612 --> 00:17:28,012
- SOMETHING WRONG, BROOKE?
- OH...
291
00:17:28,081 --> 00:17:30,681
- NO... OKAY...
- HI.
292
00:17:30,750 --> 00:17:34,485
I DON'T THINK WE'VE BEEN
PROPERLY INTRODUCED.
I'M THE FREE RADICAL.
293
00:17:34,554 --> 00:17:38,155
LET ME GUESS. YOU HAVEN'T HAD
ANY LUCK BREAKING UP
PEOPLE'S COMBOS.
294
00:17:38,224 --> 00:17:43,261
IT'S TOUGHER THAN
I THOUGHT. LILY AND JOSH'S
PAIRING IS AN UNLIKELY SUCCESS.
295
00:17:43,329 --> 00:17:46,964
JOSH AND LILY'S ATOMS CONNECT?
WOW. I NEVER WOULD OF
GUESSED THAT.
296
00:17:47,032 --> 00:17:51,068
I WAS SHOCKED
AT THEIR UNLIKELY CHEMISTRY.
297
00:17:51,136 --> 00:17:54,605
[SIGHS] YOU KNOW,
LILY USED TO BE A LEZZY.
298
00:17:54,674 --> 00:17:58,709
GOD BLESS HER.
SOME GUYS FIND THAT HOT.
299
00:17:59,579 --> 00:18:01,546
WELL, BUH-BYE.
300
00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:08,586
HEY, GEORGE, WOULD YOU MIND
IF WE DID THIS A LITTLE LATER?
301
00:18:08,654 --> 00:18:11,822
I WANT TO GIVE
THIS ASSIGNMENT MY ALL AND...
302
00:18:11,891 --> 00:18:15,025
- I'M A LITTLE DISTRACTED.
- SURE. JUST LET ME KNOW.
303
00:18:15,095 --> 00:18:17,061
- OKAY. BYE.
- BYE.
304
00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:32,810
THAT'S A PRETTY DRESS.
WHO PAID FOR IT?
305
00:18:32,878 --> 00:18:36,346
YOU DID.
I SWIPED YOUR CREDIT CARD.
306
00:18:36,416 --> 00:18:39,250
WELL, THEN, UNLESS
IT'S FOR YOUR FIRST BIG DATE,
YOU'LL BE RETURNING IT.
307
00:18:40,252 --> 00:18:42,753
IT'S FOR MY FIRST BIG DATE.
308
00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:48,759
WELL, AH... THEN...
309
00:18:48,828 --> 00:18:52,630
WE'LL JUST STICK A COUPLE
OF DRESS SHIELDS IN THE ARMS
310
00:18:52,698 --> 00:18:55,699
AND RETURN IT THE DAY AFTER.
311
00:18:55,768 --> 00:18:58,936
OH, SAMMY,
YOU GREW UP SO FAST.
312
00:18:59,004 --> 00:19:01,239
MOM, CALM DOWN.
313
00:19:01,307 --> 00:19:04,642
IT'S NOT LIKE
I'M GETTING MARRIED AND
BUTTERFLY KISSES IS PLAYING.
314
00:19:04,710 --> 00:19:07,978
I KNOW, IT'S JUST
A BIG MILESTONE.
315
00:19:08,047 --> 00:19:11,315
- SO WHO'S THE LUCKY GUY?
- HIS NAME'S GEORGE.
316
00:19:11,384 --> 00:19:13,717
HE'S VERY SMART.
HE READS FREUD.
317
00:19:13,786 --> 00:19:16,620
[SIGHS] HE'S GOT A GREAT
PERSONALITY.
318
00:19:16,689 --> 00:19:18,789
AND HE'S QUICK.
HE CALLS ME ON MY STUFF.
319
00:19:18,858 --> 00:19:22,860
OH, WELL,
THEN I LIKE HIM ALREADY.
320
00:19:22,928 --> 00:19:25,162
AND HE'S BLACK.
321
00:19:26,532 --> 00:19:28,966
THAT'S NOT GOING TO BE
A PROBLEM FOR YOU, IS IT?
322
00:19:29,034 --> 00:19:32,436
OH, YOU KNOW ME, SAM.
DO YOU THINK IT'S GOING TO BE
A PROBLEM FOR ME?
323
00:19:32,505 --> 00:19:34,805
- NO.
- NO, IT WOULD ONLY BE A PROBLEM
324
00:19:34,874 --> 00:19:37,475
IF HE TURNED OUT
TO BE A HEARTBREAKER.
325
00:19:37,543 --> 00:19:41,545
SO DOES GEORGE LIKE YOU AS MUCH
AS IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU LIKE HIM?
326
00:19:41,614 --> 00:19:44,048
I THINK WE HAVE CHEMISTRY.
327
00:19:44,116 --> 00:19:47,285
BUT, HE'S A VERY ELIGIBLE GUY,
MOM.
328
00:19:47,353 --> 00:19:50,488
HE COULD HAVE ANY GIRL HE WANTS.
I DON'T KNOW HOW
I WILL PLAY THIS.
329
00:19:50,556 --> 00:19:53,724
DON'T PLAY ANYTHING, HONEY.
WHEN IT COMES TO RELATIONSHIPS,
330
00:19:53,793 --> 00:19:55,660
IT'S BEST TO JUST BE HONEST.
331
00:19:55,728 --> 00:19:57,995
REALLY?
332
00:19:58,064 --> 00:20:00,831
WHY HAVEN'T YOU TOLD MIKE
YOU'RE CARRYING HIS MOLECULE?
333
00:20:00,900 --> 00:20:03,066
[SIGHS]
334
00:20:03,969 --> 00:20:06,403
I GUESS I OWE HIM THAT.
335
00:20:06,472 --> 00:20:10,240
MOM, YOU HAVE TO GO BACK
TO THE HOUSE AND TALK WITH HIM.
336
00:20:10,309 --> 00:20:14,211
I JUST DON'T WANT TO GET BACK
TOGETHER BECAUSE HE FEELS
SOME OBLIGATION.
337
00:20:14,279 --> 00:20:18,282
I WANT HIM TO
WANT ME BACK FOR ME.
338
00:20:19,952 --> 00:20:24,689
I'LL MAKE YOU A DEAL,
ONE LOVELORN GIRL TO ANOTHER.
339
00:20:24,757 --> 00:20:26,757
I'LL BE HONEST WITH GEORGE,
340
00:20:26,826 --> 00:20:29,392
IF YOU ARE HONEST WITH MIKE.
341
00:20:32,732 --> 00:20:34,798
I CANNOT BELIEVE SOMEONE
AS SMART AS YOU
342
00:20:34,867 --> 00:20:36,667
ACTUALLY LIKES
PAULY SHORE MOVIES.
343
00:20:36,736 --> 00:20:40,905
- AT LEAST I DON'T
DIG ACE OF BASE.
- WHAT? THEY'RE SWEDISH.
344
00:20:40,973 --> 00:20:43,040
- THEY'RE LIKE ABBA.
- THEY'RE GARBAGE.
345
00:20:43,108 --> 00:20:46,143
- NO. THEY'RE SO OUT,
THEY'RE IN.
- NO.
346
00:20:47,013 --> 00:20:49,647
[BOTH STILL LAUGHING]
347
00:20:55,354 --> 00:20:58,756
- HI.
- HEY.
348
00:20:58,824 --> 00:21:02,092
WELL, YOU GUYS LOOK
LIKE YOU'RE HAVING FUN.
349
00:21:02,161 --> 00:21:03,293
WE ARE... WERE.
350
00:21:04,496 --> 00:21:07,531
[CLEARS THROAT]
HI, YOU MUST BE GEORGE.
351
00:21:16,208 --> 00:21:19,209
WOW, GEORGE, INTERESTING.
352
00:21:19,278 --> 00:21:23,046
OTHER THAN THE FACT THAT
YOU'RE ON THE FOOTBALL TEAM
AND SHE'S A CHEERLEADER,
353
00:21:23,115 --> 00:21:25,650
THERE DOESN'T SEEM
TO BE A CONNECTION HERE.
354
00:21:25,718 --> 00:21:28,052
I WOULD'VE THOUGHT
YOU'D HAVE MORE IN COMMON.
355
00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:30,621
WELL, SAM, YOU DON'T HAVE
TO HAVE A LOT IN COMMON
356
00:21:30,690 --> 00:21:32,923
TO BE ATTRACTED TO SOMEONE.
357
00:21:32,992 --> 00:21:36,927
ACTUALLY, SAM, THERE'S
A HUGE ROADBLOCK WITH US.
358
00:21:36,996 --> 00:21:38,596
GEORGE DOESN'T
LIKE ACE OF BASE.
359
00:21:38,664 --> 00:21:41,198
OH, YOU GUYS,
I TOTALLY SPACED.
360
00:21:41,266 --> 00:21:43,667
ACE OF BASE
IS PLAYING THIS FRIDAY.
361
00:21:43,736 --> 00:21:47,738
I HAVE TO COVER IT FOR
THE PAPER. SO I'M GOING TO
HAVE TO CANCEL OUR DATE.
362
00:21:47,807 --> 00:21:51,208
BROOKE,
I NEED TO BORROW YOUR SINK.
363
00:22:01,286 --> 00:22:03,787
GOD, KNOCK MUCH?
364
00:22:03,856 --> 00:22:05,723
WOW.
365
00:22:05,791 --> 00:22:09,059
YOU CANCELLED YOUR DATE
WITH GEORGE TO GO TO A CONCERT?
366
00:22:09,128 --> 00:22:11,461
SAM, COME ON.
YOU'RE OVERREACTING.
367
00:22:11,531 --> 00:22:16,300
I AM NOT OVERREACTING, HO.
YOU...
368
00:22:16,369 --> 00:22:20,037
YOU JUST CAN'T BEAR
TO LET ME WIN AT ANYTHING.
369
00:22:20,105 --> 00:22:23,006
YOU WANT HIM, DON'T YOU?
370
00:22:24,276 --> 00:22:26,444
NO, SAMMY.
371
00:22:29,515 --> 00:22:30,981
I DON'T.
372
00:22:34,620 --> 00:22:37,087
SIT.
373
00:22:37,156 --> 00:22:40,358
OH, MY GOODNESS,
WE HAVE TO REPAIR YOUR FACE.
374
00:22:40,426 --> 00:22:42,793
A NEW EYE SHADOW
IS IN ORDER FOR YOU.
375
00:22:44,864 --> 00:22:47,531
YOU FELL HARD FOR HIM,
DIDN'T YA?
376
00:22:47,600 --> 00:22:50,634
[EXHALES] YEAH, I DID.
377
00:22:50,703 --> 00:22:53,103
GEORGE SEEMS
TO HAVE EVERYTHING.
378
00:22:53,172 --> 00:22:56,106
LOOKS, SMARTS...
379
00:22:56,175 --> 00:23:00,210
JOCK-THING...
WHICH YOU HAVE.
380
00:23:00,279 --> 00:23:03,381
I ALSO HAVE A BOYFRIEND
THAT I'M VERY HAPPY WITH.
381
00:23:03,449 --> 00:23:06,684
YOU KNOW, I STOPPED...
WORRYING ABOUT
382
00:23:06,752 --> 00:23:09,152
WHETHER WE WERE
COMPATIBLE OR NOT,
383
00:23:09,221 --> 00:23:12,122
JUST ACCEPTED THAT WE CLICK.
384
00:23:12,191 --> 00:23:14,457
YOU NEED TO DO
THE SAME THING, SAM,
385
00:23:14,526 --> 00:23:17,695
ACCEPT THE FACT THAT YOU
HAVE SOMETHING TO OFFER.
386
00:23:17,764 --> 00:23:19,797
I USUALLY DO.
387
00:23:20,967 --> 00:23:24,802
IT'S...
JUST HE INTIMIDATES ME.
388
00:23:24,870 --> 00:23:28,471
SAM, YOU'RE THE MOST
INTELLIGENT GIRL I KNOW
389
00:23:28,540 --> 00:23:30,874
AND YOU LOOK GREAT.
390
00:23:30,943 --> 00:23:33,110
ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU TAKE
THE TIME TO BRUSH YOUR HAIR.
391
00:23:35,147 --> 00:23:38,949
JUST USE THE CONFIDENCE
YOU ALREADY HAVE.
392
00:23:43,555 --> 00:23:45,789
GO ON, SAY IT.
393
00:23:45,858 --> 00:23:49,492
SAY IT SEXY LOVER MAN,
SO THE WHOLE WORLD CAN KNOW.
394
00:23:49,561 --> 00:23:54,932
MARY CHERRY, YOU'RE THE MOST
BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN THE WORLD.
395
00:23:56,135 --> 00:24:00,237
WILL YOU PLEASE CHA-CHA WITH ME,
AND BE MY LADY?
396
00:24:00,305 --> 00:24:01,972
OH.
397
00:24:02,041 --> 00:24:04,842
I THOUGHT
YOU'D NEVER ASK, JOSE.
398
00:24:04,910 --> 00:24:07,011
SHAKE YOUR BOOTY!
399
00:24:07,079 --> 00:24:08,979
♪ CHA CHA CHA
400
00:24:09,048 --> 00:24:11,715
[MARY] ♪ I'M A LADY IN LOVE
401
00:24:11,784 --> 00:24:14,084
♪ CHA CHA CHA
402
00:24:14,153 --> 00:24:16,687
[MARY] OOW!
403
00:24:16,756 --> 00:24:18,088
♪ CHA CHA CHA
404
00:24:18,157 --> 00:24:20,758
♪ [MARY] AND I GET WHAT I WANT
405
00:24:22,462 --> 00:24:25,863
♪ I'M FEELING HOT AND STEAMY,
JOE
406
00:24:25,931 --> 00:24:27,631
♪ CHA CHA CHA
407
00:24:27,700 --> 00:24:30,267
♪ SATISFY MY NEEDS
408
00:24:30,335 --> 00:24:32,535
♪ CHA CHA CHA ♪
409
00:24:32,605 --> 00:24:35,038
[GASPS, HEAVY BREATHING]
410
00:24:35,107 --> 00:24:37,240
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
411
00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:43,346
- HELLO.
- HI, JOE.
412
00:24:43,415 --> 00:24:46,283
NOW THAT WE'RE GOING TOGETHER,
YOU'LL NEED A NEW WARDROBE.
413
00:24:46,352 --> 00:24:49,586
RISE AND SHINE.
414
00:24:49,654 --> 00:24:53,891
THIS IS SO EXCITING.
I'VE NEVER DONE ANYTHING
ILLEGAL AND ETHICAL BEFORE.
415
00:24:53,959 --> 00:24:56,293
I KNOW. THE RUSH IS AMAZING.
416
00:24:56,361 --> 00:24:59,329
LOOK HOW SAD BRUCE,
THE GAY CHIMP, LOOKS.
417
00:24:59,398 --> 00:25:01,999
EVEN IN THAT POSE
HE SEEMS TORTURED.
418
00:25:02,067 --> 00:25:04,201
WHAT DO YOU THINK
HE'S DREAMING ABOUT?
419
00:25:04,269 --> 00:25:06,536
[ROMANTIC MUSIC]
420
00:25:09,408 --> 00:25:11,208
[KISSING SOUND]
421
00:25:11,276 --> 00:25:13,977
[LUSTY SIGH]
422
00:25:17,082 --> 00:25:21,084
OKAY, IT'S BEEN AN HOUR. WE'RE
STARTING TO LOOK SUSPICIOUS.
423
00:25:21,153 --> 00:25:22,786
WE GOTTA MAKE OUT MOVE.
424
00:25:38,370 --> 00:25:40,804
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
- MAKING A MOVE.
425
00:25:40,873 --> 00:25:43,607
I MEAN, YOU KNOW, TRYING TO
THROW THEM OFF THE SCENT.
426
00:25:43,676 --> 00:25:47,711
IF WE LOOK LIKE A COUPLE
ON HONEYMOON HERE TO SEE BRUCE,
THE GAY CHIMP...
427
00:25:47,780 --> 00:25:52,015
- WELL, THEN, WE'LL...
- LOOK LESS SUSPICIOUS.
428
00:25:52,084 --> 00:25:53,951
GOOD IDEA, JOSH.
429
00:25:54,019 --> 00:25:56,253
WOW, YOUR SKIN'S PRETTY SOFT,
LILY.
430
00:25:58,724 --> 00:26:01,959
OKAY, THE COAST IS CLEAR.
LET'S GET CRACKIN'.
431
00:26:02,027 --> 00:26:04,061
[WHISPERS] OH, RIGHT.
432
00:26:09,735 --> 00:26:12,402
[CHIMP SOUNDS]
433
00:26:12,471 --> 00:26:15,339
- OKAY, BRUCE, HERE WE GO.
- SSH.
434
00:26:15,407 --> 00:26:17,474
[LOUD SCREECHING]
435
00:26:25,484 --> 00:26:27,585
NICOLE!
436
00:26:27,653 --> 00:26:31,188
PLANNING A TRIP TO THE CASTRO
FOR SPRING BREAK, GARY GLITTER?
437
00:26:31,256 --> 00:26:33,390
NO. I'M NOT.
AND YOU SHOULD'VE TOLD ME
438
00:26:33,458 --> 00:26:35,960
THAT GLAM ROCK WAS MARY'S
FAVORITE FASHION PERIOD.
439
00:26:36,028 --> 00:26:38,561
BREAK HEARTS ALONE, GLENN CLOSE.
I'M THROUGH.
440
00:26:38,630 --> 00:26:41,064
WELL, THEN I GUESS
YOU'LL MISS THE BIG NEWS
441
00:26:41,133 --> 00:26:43,167
THAT SAM CANCELLED
HER DATE WITH GEORGE.
442
00:26:43,235 --> 00:26:45,703
BROOKY, GEORGE'S
CHEMICAL COMBINE PARTNER,
443
00:26:45,771 --> 00:26:47,938
IS PROVING TO BE
STIFF MOLECULAR COMPETITION.
444
00:26:48,007 --> 00:26:51,541
DON'T QUIT NOW, YOU FOOL.
IT'S WORKING.
445
00:26:51,611 --> 00:26:54,344
HEY, NIC. DOESN'T JOE LOOK
ROCKIN'?
446
00:26:54,413 --> 00:26:56,479
- MM-HMM.
- [MARY] BYE, NIC.
447
00:26:56,548 --> 00:26:59,516
SEE YA AT LUNCH.
MOVE IT, JOE.
448
00:26:59,584 --> 00:27:01,618
KEEP THAT ASS HANDY.
449
00:27:03,822 --> 00:27:06,323
HONEY, WAIT UP.
I HAVE A SCOOP.
450
00:27:06,391 --> 00:27:08,425
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU.
451
00:27:08,493 --> 00:27:11,895
HONEY, I DIDN'T WANT
TO HAVE TO TELL YOU THIS, BUT...
452
00:27:11,964 --> 00:27:16,033
I JUST SAW THEM,
SOWING SOME WILD ELECTRONS.
453
00:27:16,101 --> 00:27:18,301
I'M SO UPSET FOR YOUR
REPUTATION.
454
00:27:18,370 --> 00:27:20,738
THE ONLY THING WORSE
FOR YOUR REP THAN DATING JOSH
455
00:27:20,806 --> 00:27:24,107
WOULD BE IF PEOPLE
FOUND OUT THAT HE CHEATED ON
YOU AND DUMPED YOU...
456
00:27:24,176 --> 00:27:26,209
...FIRST.
457
00:27:26,278 --> 00:27:29,947
[CHAMBER MUSIC]
458
00:27:30,015 --> 00:27:31,615
[WHIMPERS]
459
00:27:31,684 --> 00:27:33,951
[SIGHS] WELL...
460
00:27:34,020 --> 00:27:36,686
OPERATION "FREE BRUCE
THE GAY CHIMP" HAS HIT A SNAG.
461
00:27:36,756 --> 00:27:38,856
SAFFRON, MY ANIMAL RIGHTS
POINT PERSON,
462
00:27:38,924 --> 00:27:41,858
SAID SHE CAN'T GET HIM A FLIGHT
BACK TO UGANDA TILL SATURDAY.
463
00:27:41,927 --> 00:27:45,963
- TILL THEN HE'S OUR PROBLEM.
- HE STILL LOOKS SO SAD.
464
00:27:46,032 --> 00:27:48,698
BRUCE MUST MISS EARL
LIKE CRAZY.
465
00:27:48,767 --> 00:27:51,168
HEY THERE,
LITTLE BUDDY, HEY.
466
00:27:55,908 --> 00:27:59,076
- WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?
- IT'S MY CRAZY MONKEY FACE.
467
00:27:59,144 --> 00:28:01,678
CHECK IT OUT,
IT'S CHEERING HIM UP.
468
00:28:01,747 --> 00:28:04,247
[CHIMP SOUNDS]
469
00:28:06,518 --> 00:28:09,386
YOU KNOW...
YOU MAY PROJECT
470
00:28:09,454 --> 00:28:12,489
ALL OF THIS JOCK BRAVADO
BUT YOU,
471
00:28:12,557 --> 00:28:14,491
JOSH FORD, ARE A BIG SOFTY.
472
00:28:14,559 --> 00:28:17,995
- [LAUGHS]
- I HAD NO IDEA, IT'S COOL.
473
00:28:18,063 --> 00:28:19,629
THANKS, LILY.
474
00:28:19,699 --> 00:28:23,333
YOU KNOW, BEFORE MISS GLASS'S
ASSIGNMENT, I HAVE TO ADMIT,
475
00:28:23,402 --> 00:28:25,402
I UNDERESTIMATED YOU.
476
00:28:25,470 --> 00:28:29,339
BUT, YOU'RE SENSITIVE
AND REALLY BRAVE.
477
00:28:29,408 --> 00:28:32,976
YEAH... WELL...
478
00:28:35,381 --> 00:28:38,748
THANKS FOR MAKING ME ACT
INSTEAD OF JUST REACT,
479
00:28:38,817 --> 00:28:40,883
WHICH I'VE BEEN DOING
FOR MONTHS.
480
00:28:40,953 --> 00:28:43,020
YOU KNOW, IT'S WEIRD.
'CAUSE I'VE BEEN PREACHING
481
00:28:43,088 --> 00:28:45,856
AND PREACHING AND ALL OF
MY FRIENDS STILL EAT MEAT.
482
00:28:45,925 --> 00:28:50,627
AND NONE OF THEM WERE
INTERESTED IN FREEING
A GAY CHIMP FROM HIS CAGE.
483
00:28:50,695 --> 00:28:53,296
YOU'RE THE FIRST PERSON
I'VE AFFECTED.
484
00:28:53,365 --> 00:28:56,200
WHAT YOU DO MATTERS, LILY.
485
00:29:01,440 --> 00:29:03,640
[DOOR OPENS]
486
00:29:04,909 --> 00:29:06,676
AM I INTERRUPTING SOMETHING?
487
00:29:08,213 --> 00:29:11,982
NO. I WAS JUST LEAVING.
488
00:29:16,255 --> 00:29:18,255
- C'MON, BRUCE.
- [CHIMP NOISES]
489
00:29:21,460 --> 00:29:23,193
I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.
490
00:29:24,763 --> 00:29:27,397
LISTEN, BROOKE, I'M SORRY.
491
00:29:27,466 --> 00:29:30,000
I SHOULD'VE TALKED
TO YOU ABOUT THIS.
492
00:29:30,069 --> 00:29:34,238
I GUESS... I GUESS
I WAS FACING THE INEVITABLE.
493
00:29:35,740 --> 00:29:38,508
YOU EVER HEARD THAT SONG,
BREAK UP TO MAKE UP?
494
00:29:38,577 --> 00:29:41,078
WELL, THAT'S BECOME OUR SONG.
495
00:29:41,146 --> 00:29:44,181
I JUST DON'T WANT
TO HEAR IT ANYMORE.
496
00:29:44,250 --> 00:29:47,150
DO YOU LIKE HER?
497
00:29:47,219 --> 00:29:51,054
I THINK... I COULD.
498
00:29:55,660 --> 00:29:59,028
IT'S ALL RIGHT... JOSH.
499
00:30:01,066 --> 00:30:04,802
TRUTH OF THE MATTER IS,
I WAS GOING TO CALL IT QUITS
A FEW WEEKS AGO.
500
00:30:04,870 --> 00:30:07,804
WE GAVE IT OUR ALL, RIGHT?
501
00:30:07,872 --> 00:30:12,109
I MEAN, NOBODY TRIED
HARDER THAN US.
502
00:30:12,177 --> 00:30:15,378
I GUESS IF RELATIONSHIPS
WERE ABOUT FREE WILL,
503
00:30:15,447 --> 00:30:17,447
WE'D HAVE WORKED OUT.
504
00:30:18,317 --> 00:30:20,317
SO I GUESS,
505
00:30:20,385 --> 00:30:25,322
THAT IF I WERE TO BREAK UP
WITH YOU, HERE AND NOW,
506
00:30:25,390 --> 00:30:28,758
THERE WOULDN'T BE
ANY HARD FEELINGS?
507
00:30:28,827 --> 00:30:30,227
NONE.
508
00:30:32,231 --> 00:30:36,533
WE'VE BEEN THROUGH
A LOT TOGETHER, BROOKE.
509
00:30:36,602 --> 00:30:39,102
AND WE'LL ALWAYS BE FRIENDS,
RIGHT?
510
00:30:40,840 --> 00:30:41,904
ALWAYS.
511
00:30:57,990 --> 00:31:01,558
[SOBBING]
512
00:31:01,626 --> 00:31:03,460
[SNIFFING]
513
00:31:07,933 --> 00:31:11,201
- BROOKE?
- OH?
514
00:31:11,270 --> 00:31:14,771
OH, YOU KNOW WHAT, I CAN'T
DO MY LIST RIGHT NOW, GEORGE.
515
00:31:14,840 --> 00:31:17,241
- I'M SORRY. I'M A LITTLE...
- DISTRACTED?
516
00:31:17,309 --> 00:31:20,444
- YEAH, I CAN SEE THAT.
- YEAH.
517
00:31:20,512 --> 00:31:21,811
WHAT'S WRONG?
518
00:31:25,117 --> 00:31:28,986
I GUESS JOSH AND I DIDN'T
HAVE AS MUCH IN COMMON AS
I THOUGHT WE DID.
519
00:31:29,054 --> 00:31:32,822
[STUTTERS] AND...
I'M NOT GONNA GO
TO THE SKATING PARTY.
520
00:31:32,892 --> 00:31:36,460
BROOKE, YOU SHOULDN'T
BE ALONE RIGHT NOW.
521
00:31:36,528 --> 00:31:39,029
YOU SHOULD BE WITH FRIENDS.
522
00:31:40,532 --> 00:31:42,132
YOU WANNA COME WITH ME?
523
00:31:42,201 --> 00:31:45,202
I DON'T THINK THAT'S
SUCH A GOOD IDEA.
524
00:31:45,271 --> 00:31:48,505
- I MEAN YOU AND SAM ARE...
- SAM DOESN'T WANT
TO GO. REMEMBER?
525
00:31:48,573 --> 00:31:51,708
SHE MADE OTHER PLANS.
I'M JUST GONNA BE
SITTING AT HOME
526
00:31:51,776 --> 00:31:53,610
FRIDAY ALONE AFTER THE GAME.
527
00:32:07,492 --> 00:32:09,359
GEORGE, HEY. WAIT UP.
528
00:32:09,428 --> 00:32:13,263
- HEY. HOW ARE YOU?
- GREAT.
529
00:32:13,332 --> 00:32:17,534
I DECIDED TO BAG ACE OF BASE
AND STICK WITH
MY ORIGINAL COMMITMENT.
530
00:32:17,602 --> 00:32:19,803
SO, FUNKY TOWN, FRIDAY NIGHT?
531
00:32:19,871 --> 00:32:22,639
I'D LOVE TO, BUT SINCE YOU
BAGGED, I MADE OTHER PLANS.
532
00:32:22,707 --> 00:32:25,875
I DIDN'T HAVE MY HEART
SET ON THE SKATING PARTY...
533
00:32:25,944 --> 00:32:28,911
- I'M STILL GOING TO
THE SKATING PARTY.
- BY YOURSELF?
534
00:32:28,980 --> 00:32:31,181
NO, WITH BROOKE.
535
00:32:40,959 --> 00:32:42,559
[SIGHS]
536
00:32:44,363 --> 00:32:46,863
SO...
537
00:32:46,931 --> 00:32:51,835
NOTHING LIKE RIDING TO
FUNKY TOWN IN STYLE, IS THERE?
538
00:32:56,575 --> 00:32:58,708
JOE...
539
00:32:58,777 --> 00:33:01,979
WOULD YOU LIKE TO
HOLD SWEATY HANDS?
540
00:33:02,047 --> 00:33:05,081
- NO.
- [WHISPERED] OKAY.
541
00:33:10,555 --> 00:33:14,057
[SIGHS] YOU KNOW, JOE,
542
00:33:14,126 --> 00:33:17,327
- I WANNA THANK YOU.
- I TOLD YOU, MARY CHERRY.
543
00:33:17,396 --> 00:33:19,962
RUBBING THAT WHOLE JAR
OF CRÈME DE LA MER
INTO YOUR BACK...
544
00:33:20,031 --> 00:33:24,701
- I WAS THRILLED TO DO IT.
- NO, NO. NOT FOR THAT.
545
00:33:24,769 --> 00:33:27,771
FOR BEING SO NICE TO ME
AND EVERYTHING.
546
00:33:31,210 --> 00:33:32,942
DON'T THINK I DON'T KNOW.
547
00:33:35,847 --> 00:33:39,716
- WHAT DO YOU KNOW?
- WHAT THE KIDS AT
SCHOOL THINK OF ME.
548
00:33:39,785 --> 00:33:45,087
I KNOW THEY MAKE FUN OF ME
BEHIND MY WELL-MOISTURIZED BACK.
549
00:33:45,156 --> 00:33:47,890
CALL ME, PSYCHO CHERRY,
AND STUFF.
550
00:33:47,959 --> 00:33:49,826
YOU'RE NOT A REAL PSYCHO,
MARY CHERRY.
551
00:33:49,894 --> 00:33:53,062
IT'S NOT LIKE YOUR MOM
LOCKED YOU IN A BASEMENT
WHEN YOU WERE A KID,
552
00:33:53,131 --> 00:33:56,099
AND YOU HAD TO CATCH MICE
TO SURVIVE.
553
00:33:56,168 --> 00:33:57,934
WHO TOLD YOU ABOUT THAT?
554
00:33:59,971 --> 00:34:01,804
WELL, ANYWAYS...
555
00:34:01,873 --> 00:34:05,475
I GUESS WHAT
I'M TRYING TO SAY IS,
556
00:34:05,544 --> 00:34:07,877
I KNOW YOUR NAME ISN'T JOE.
557
00:34:09,681 --> 00:34:11,948
THEN WHY DO YOU CALL ME THAT?
558
00:34:13,285 --> 00:34:15,285
I DON'T KNOW.
YOU JUST SEEM SO SPECIAL.
559
00:34:15,354 --> 00:34:17,987
YOU'RE NOT FAKE
LIKE THE OTHER BOYS.
560
00:34:18,056 --> 00:34:21,358
I GUESS I THOUGHT THE ONLY WAY
I COULD GET EVEN
A LITTLE PIECE OF YOU
561
00:34:21,426 --> 00:34:23,793
WAS TO MAKE YOU UP COMPLETELY.
562
00:34:23,862 --> 00:34:26,829
THUS, JOE.
563
00:34:29,401 --> 00:34:33,069
SO, THANK YOU...
564
00:34:33,137 --> 00:34:34,704
HARRISON.
565
00:34:49,454 --> 00:34:51,888
[DISCO MUSIC]
566
00:35:01,165 --> 00:35:04,167
LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT,
YOU GUYS DON'T WANT
TO BE SEPARATED.
567
00:35:04,236 --> 00:35:07,604
- WHY DON'T YOU WANT
SEPARATE LIVES?
- CARMEN.
568
00:35:07,672 --> 00:35:09,306
WHAT'S CARM HAVE TO DO
WITH THIS?
569
00:35:09,374 --> 00:35:11,308
EVERYTHING.
WE BOTH REALLY LIKE HER.
570
00:35:11,376 --> 00:35:14,911
IF WE'RE SPLIT, WE BOTH COULDN'T
HAVE HER. WE'D FIGHT OVER HER.
571
00:35:14,980 --> 00:35:17,414
WE LOVE EACH OTHER,
WE DON'T LIKE TO BICKER.
572
00:35:17,482 --> 00:35:21,918
AND IF THOSE ARE OUR OPTIONS,
WE'D RATHER REMAIN FREAKS.
573
00:35:21,986 --> 00:35:25,087
GUESS SOME PEOPLE
ARE JUST BORN TO BE TOGETHER.
574
00:35:25,156 --> 00:35:26,456
YOU KNOW, HARRISON?
575
00:35:41,105 --> 00:35:43,873
HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
576
00:35:43,942 --> 00:35:46,509
I WAS ANDY'S DATE
IF CARM COULDN'T HANDLE
577
00:35:46,578 --> 00:35:49,712
BEING A SIAMESE TWIN SANDWICH,
578
00:35:49,781 --> 00:35:51,781
BUT, I'M LEAVING.
579
00:35:51,850 --> 00:35:54,651
I DON'T WANT TO SEE GEORGE.
580
00:35:54,719 --> 00:35:59,222
RUMOR HAS IT HE'S DOING
THE ATOMIC SHUFFLE WITH
THE OLD McNEMESIS McQUEEN.
581
00:35:59,291 --> 00:36:01,724
YEAH.
582
00:36:01,793 --> 00:36:03,693
YOU LOSE SOME, YOU LOSE SOME.
583
00:36:05,096 --> 00:36:09,232
COME ON, SAM. HE'S JUST A GUY.
584
00:36:09,301 --> 00:36:13,770
I KNOW. HE'S JUST A GUY.
585
00:36:13,838 --> 00:36:16,339
I THOUGHT THIS TIME,
586
00:36:16,408 --> 00:36:19,141
MAYBE HE WAS JUST
THE GUY FOR ME.
587
00:36:21,513 --> 00:36:24,147
BUT YOU CAN'T
CREATE ATTRACTION.
588
00:36:27,151 --> 00:36:30,086
IT'S EITHER THERE...
589
00:36:30,155 --> 00:36:32,255
...OR IT'S NOT.
590
00:36:35,226 --> 00:36:38,027
CAN'T MAKE SOMEONE LOVE YOU.
591
00:36:40,231 --> 00:36:43,165
WE WEREN'T EVEN
PAIRED RANDOMLY.
592
00:36:46,905 --> 00:36:50,640
- I'M SORRY, SAM.
- IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT.
593
00:36:54,546 --> 00:36:57,614
CAN YOU GIVE THIS
MOTEL KEY TO CARMEN?
594
00:36:57,683 --> 00:36:59,916
I'VE GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE.
595
00:37:07,125 --> 00:37:08,591
BYE.
596
00:37:15,834 --> 00:37:19,168
GEORGE, WHO ARE WE KIDDING?
WE DON'T WANT TO BE HERE.
597
00:37:19,237 --> 00:37:21,471
- I KNOW.
- I'M IN BREAK-UP MODE.
598
00:37:21,540 --> 00:37:24,574
ALL I WANNA DO IS SIT HOME
AND WATCH TITANIC
FOR THE 50TH TIME.
599
00:37:24,643 --> 00:37:28,778
YOU WANNA BE WITH SAM.
EVEN THOUGH SHE BLEW YOU OFF,
SHE'LL COME AROUND.
600
00:37:28,847 --> 00:37:31,113
AND THE TRUTH IS,
SHE DID COME AROUND.
601
00:37:31,182 --> 00:37:34,851
YEAH. SHE INVITED ME HERE
YESTERDAY BUT I TOLD HER
I WAS COMING WITH YOU.
602
00:37:34,920 --> 00:37:37,086
GEORGE, PLEASE TELL ME
YOU DIDN'T DO THAT.
603
00:37:37,155 --> 00:37:40,123
SHE'S GOING
TO MISUNDERSTAND.
604
00:37:40,191 --> 00:37:41,924
SHE'S GONNA HATE ME.
605
00:37:43,695 --> 00:37:47,930
ACTUALLY, BROOKE,
WE BOTH SCREWED UP. IF WE'RE
ADULT ENOUGH TO ADMIT IT.
606
00:37:47,999 --> 00:37:50,633
AREN'T WE BOTH HERE
TO STIR UP SOME JEALOUSY?
607
00:37:50,702 --> 00:37:53,403
YOU WITH JOSH AND ME WITH SAM?
608
00:37:58,743 --> 00:38:01,310
JOSH AND BROOKE ARE OVER,
SAM AND GEORGE ARE OVER.
609
00:38:01,379 --> 00:38:03,813
THE ONLY DOMINO
LEFT TO FALL... CHERRY.
610
00:38:03,882 --> 00:38:07,050
DUMP HER HERE, PUBLICLY IN FRONT
OF EVERYONE AND DESTROY HER.
611
00:38:07,118 --> 00:38:11,153
WE'VE DONE ENOUGH DAMAGE.
SHE'S A PERSON WITH FEELINGS,
NICOLE.
612
00:38:11,222 --> 00:38:14,256
GO UP ON THAT STAGE
RIGHT NOW AND HUMILIATE HER.
613
00:38:14,325 --> 00:38:16,826
THAT WAS THE DEAL.
614
00:38:16,895 --> 00:38:19,361
[CHAMBER MUSIC]
615
00:38:19,430 --> 00:38:20,497
MM.
616
00:38:29,007 --> 00:38:33,275
- [FEEDBACK]
- CAN I HAVE
EVERYONE'S ATTENTION?
617
00:38:33,344 --> 00:38:35,477
THERE'S BEEN A CHANGE OF PLAN.
618
00:38:35,546 --> 00:38:38,815
IT SEEMS THAT RANDY AND ANDY,
WHILE THANKFUL FOR OUR SUPPORT,
619
00:38:39,751 --> 00:38:42,318
DON'T WANT TO BE SEPARATED.
620
00:38:42,387 --> 00:38:45,454
AS FAR AS THEY'RE CONCERNED,
THEY HAVE A PERMANENT BOND
621
00:38:45,524 --> 00:38:47,790
THAT SHOULDN'T BE BROKEN.
622
00:38:47,859 --> 00:38:50,026
SPEAKING OF BONDS,
623
00:38:50,095 --> 00:38:52,762
I HAVE A JOKE
I'D LIKE TO SHARE WITH YOU.
624
00:38:52,831 --> 00:38:57,701
IT WAS MAYBE NOT AS FUNNY
AS NICOLE AND I MEANT IT TO BE.
625
00:38:57,769 --> 00:39:00,770
YOU KNOW HOW WE WERE ALL
RANDOMLY PAIRED UP BY COMPUTER
626
00:39:00,839 --> 00:39:04,306
TO EXPLORE THE NATURE
OF OUR CHEMICAL ATTRACTIONS?
627
00:39:04,376 --> 00:39:07,944
YEAH, AS IT TURNED OUT,
IT WASN'T RANDOM AT ALL.
628
00:39:08,012 --> 00:39:12,481
NICOLE AND I DELIBERATELY
PUT TOGETHER THESE ODD
COMBINATIONS OF PEOPLE
629
00:39:12,550 --> 00:39:15,818
TO SEE IF OUR PERSONAL
RELATIONSHIPS
COULD BE MANIPULATED.
630
00:39:15,887 --> 00:39:19,088
AS A RESULT,
THERE WERE A LOT OF...
631
00:39:19,157 --> 00:39:22,091
...COMBUSTIONS.
632
00:39:22,160 --> 00:39:26,629
MISS GLASS, I'LL GLADLY
TAKE AN "F" FOR
MY MALKOVICHIAN MISTAKE.
633
00:39:26,698 --> 00:39:31,133
OH, AND I'D LIKE TO GIVE
A PERSONAL APOLOGY
TO MARY CHERRY
634
00:39:31,202 --> 00:39:36,205
BECAUSE I THINK THAT THE JOKE,
IN THIS CASE, WENT TOO FAR.
635
00:39:36,274 --> 00:39:41,210
BUT, I'M REALLY ACTUALLY GLAD
WE WERE PUT TOGETHER.
636
00:39:41,279 --> 00:39:46,348
I REALIZED WHAT A SWEET
AND GENEROUS PERSON
YOU REALLY ARE.
637
00:39:46,417 --> 00:39:50,687
YOU ARE NEITHER CALLOW
NOR RETARDED.
638
00:39:50,755 --> 00:39:53,289
AND, I'D LIKE TO KNOW IF...
639
00:39:53,357 --> 00:39:57,660
...YOU'D HAVE THIS FIRST
COUPLE'S DANCE WITH ME?
640
00:39:57,729 --> 00:39:59,829
OKAY.
641
00:39:59,898 --> 00:40:04,333
AH, RANDY AND ANDY,
THIS ONE'S FOR YOU AND YOU.
642
00:40:07,806 --> 00:40:11,474
[ROMANTIC MUSIC]
643
00:40:19,317 --> 00:40:23,686
- UM... I'M GONNA GO.
- OKAY. HEY, WAIT.
644
00:40:23,755 --> 00:40:28,691
WHY? IT'S A COUPLE'S DANCE
AND WE'RE NOT A COUPLE.
645
00:40:28,760 --> 00:40:33,396
- YOU'RE DATING BROOKE.
SKATE WITH HER.
- I BROKE UP WITH BROOKE, LILY.
646
00:40:33,465 --> 00:40:35,432
OH.
647
00:40:36,701 --> 00:40:38,801
EVEN IF YOU'RE NOT
WITH HER YOU, JOSH,
648
00:40:38,870 --> 00:40:41,504
YOU HAVE TO FACE THE FACT
THAT OUR PAIRING WAS A JOKE.
649
00:40:41,573 --> 00:40:45,008
SO WHAT? LOOK, I'M JUST
AS CONFUSED AS YOU ARE.
650
00:40:45,076 --> 00:40:48,645
I KNOW SCIENTIFICALLY
WE DON'T BOND,
I MEAN WE'RE SO DIFFERENT.
651
00:40:48,713 --> 00:40:50,880
BUT WE'RE BETTER
TOGETHER THAN ALONE.
652
00:40:50,949 --> 00:40:55,652
LIKE A FUNKY KIND OF ALLOY.
SO, YOU WANNA SKATE?
653
00:40:55,720 --> 00:40:59,856
- YEAH, I'D LOVE TO.
- COME ON.
654
00:41:05,296 --> 00:41:08,798
NICOLE JULIAN, FOR WHAT
YOU DID TO ME TONIGHT,
655
00:41:08,867 --> 00:41:11,467
I AM NOT TALKING
TO YOU UNTIL MONDAY!
656
00:41:11,535 --> 00:41:13,770
THE COUNTESS.
YOU MIGHT WANT TO FIND THE EXIT.
657
00:41:13,838 --> 00:41:16,939
THE PEASANTS, IT SEEMS,
ARE CALLING FOR YOUR HEAD.
658
00:41:21,546 --> 00:41:24,446
BROOKE? I KNOW
YOU HATE ME RIGHT NOW BUT,
659
00:41:24,515 --> 00:41:28,284
ONCE YOU HEAR MY EXPLANATION
YOU'LL UNDERSTAND AND THANK ME.
660
00:41:30,221 --> 00:41:32,789
I FORGIVE YOU
FOR THE JOSH THING.
661
00:41:32,857 --> 00:41:35,792
IF MY RELATIONSHIP
COULDN'T SURVIVE
A CHEMISTRY ASSIGNMENT,
662
00:41:35,860 --> 00:41:37,493
IT WAS OVER ANYWAY.
663
00:41:37,562 --> 00:41:42,631
BUT DID YOU REALLY THINK
BREAKING US UP
WOULD SAVE YOUR POPULARITY?
664
00:41:44,435 --> 00:41:46,535
IF YOU ONLY TRIED, NIC,
665
00:41:46,604 --> 00:41:48,905
YOU MIGHT FIND SOME WAY
TO LIKE YOURSELF.
666
00:41:48,973 --> 00:41:52,108
AND THEN, MAYBE OTHER PEOPLE
WOULD LIKE YOU, TOO.
667
00:41:55,046 --> 00:41:57,446
[WISTFUL CHAMBER MUSIC]
668
00:42:39,791 --> 00:42:41,490
[KNOCKING]
669
00:42:41,559 --> 00:42:43,960
I LEFT YOU THE KEYS, CARM.
670
00:42:45,930 --> 00:42:49,331
HI. I LOOKED FOR YOU
AT THE SKATING RINK,
BUT YOU HAD ALREADY LEFT.
671
00:42:49,400 --> 00:42:51,868
- BROOKE'S NOT HERE.
- I DIDN'T COME HERE TO SEE HER.
672
00:42:51,936 --> 00:42:54,603
I CAME HERE TO TALK TO YOU, SAM.
DON'T BE ANGRY WITH HER.
673
00:42:54,673 --> 00:42:58,540
SHE DIDN'T SET YOU UP, I DID.
YOU BLEW ME OFF, I BLEW YOU OFF.
674
00:42:58,610 --> 00:43:01,643
IT'S A CHAIN REACTION.
IT'S DUMB, SAM.
675
00:43:01,713 --> 00:43:05,582
- SO YOU DON'T LIKE
BROOKE AT ALL?
- SHE'S NICE AND ALL.
676
00:43:05,650 --> 00:43:09,686
BUT I WAS JUST
FULFILLING MY ASSIGNMENT.
677
00:43:09,754 --> 00:43:12,588
I REALLY WANTED YOU AND ME
TO BE PAIRED TOGETHER, SAM.
678
00:43:12,656 --> 00:43:17,760
I FEEL THIS ENERGY BETWEEN US,
SOMETHING I'VE NEVER
FELT BEFORE.
679
00:43:17,829 --> 00:43:22,298
- ME, TOO.
- SO, LOOK, I APOLOGIZE.
680
00:43:22,367 --> 00:43:24,433
OKAY? LET'S START OVER.
681
00:43:24,502 --> 00:43:27,837
WE CAN HAVE OUR FIRST DATE...
RIGHT NOW?
682
00:43:27,906 --> 00:43:30,506
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
683
00:43:53,731 --> 00:43:56,065
[JANE] I'M FEELING SOMETHING
FOR THE FIRST TIME
684
00:43:56,134 --> 00:43:58,901
AND I WAS WONDERING
IF YOU WANTED TO FEEL IT, TOO?
685
00:43:58,970 --> 00:44:01,803
NOW, I STUNK AT CHEMISTRY.
BUT CAN I TELL YOU ONE
THING I REMEMBER?
686
00:44:01,873 --> 00:44:05,074
DO YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS
WHEN TWO ATOMS COLLIDE?
687
00:44:05,143 --> 00:44:06,575
WE'RE GONNA HAVE A MOLECULE?
688
00:44:16,721 --> 00:44:20,289
♪ TO BEND AND NOT TO BREAK
689
00:44:20,358 --> 00:44:24,227
♪ CHIN UP, TRY NOT TO QUAKE
690
00:44:24,295 --> 00:44:27,629
♪ I'M GRINNING ON THE OUTSIDE
691
00:44:27,698 --> 00:44:31,233
♪ BUT I'M A WRECK INTERNALLY
692
00:44:33,637 --> 00:44:36,638
♪ OOH LA LA LA LA
693
00:44:41,012 --> 00:44:43,813
♪ OOH LA LA LA LA ♪